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Sticky Girls!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
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>> No.21830060

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21830061

There are too many great mamono!

>> No.21830068

>>21830032
Yeah it is. I also like to think we would have reversed scenarios where she is the corrupt pslime nun seducing my order devotee self into lewd depravity.

>> No.21830069

if i won the lottery i'd commission a lengthy animation with audio of mucus toad

>> No.21830073

>>21830069
I would waste it all on translations of sadpanda

>> No.21830077

>>21829990
Cute!

>> No.21830079

How would one realistically get an ochimusha wife?

>> No.21830080
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Acquire lizards

>> No.21830081
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tenth to tubby tanuki

>> No.21830084

>>21830073
waste is an apt word

>> No.21830086

>>21830080
I love this artists cute mini comics! Especially the snake one.

>> No.21830088

>>21830079
Besides the obvious cop-outs of mana markers or "mamono mana senses your desire and draws her to you":

>Head to Zipangu
>Find a patch of land, sizable enough for a manor plus some extra land
>Claim it as your territory
>Declare yourself lord of that territory
>Proclaim to the world that this new lord demands subjects

Do note that this may cause an ochimusha harem.

>> No.21830091

>>21830079
Look for old battlefields covered in demonic energy.

>> No.21830131
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>>21830080
good plan

>> No.21830132

>>21830131
She really wants it, does she?

>> No.21830145

>>21830088
How would a mg react to sensing someones desire? What's the max range? If I wanted a dragon zombie really fucking hard would she be talking to her friend and suddenly get up and start running towards me?

>> No.21830154
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>>21830132
lizards are for breeding and they know it

>> No.21830170
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>onitengu revived again
>rare hobgoblin art
Great start to the morning, he did a holst too https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/1159010622425538560

>> No.21830192

>>21830170
His handwriting is hard to read sometimes

>> No.21830195

>>21830081
Can I pay my rent in cake?

>> No.21830199

>>21830170
>Mastah~ It's too hot~
>I can't walk any longer, please piggyback me~

>I'll buy you an ice cream later...
>I can't carry you anyway, my body wouldn't be able to withstand it
>(In a lot of ways)

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>> No.21830210

>>21830199
Cute! Hobgoblins really do need more love.

>> No.21830215

>>21830170
i bet holsts smell like barns

>> No.21830221
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>>21830195
She's really more of a hamburger sort.

>> No.21830226

>>21830081
>>21830195
>>21830221
Fatniggers stay out.

>> No.21830233
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Gotta love the rare smiles

>> No.21830239

>>21830233
Manticore smiles are nice for that reason.

>> No.21830251

>>21830170
So this is the power of a Hobgoblin!

>> No.21830255

incubus gang

>> No.21830261
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Here take this!

It's a Ratatoskr! You can use it to send messages to people!

>> No.21830315

>>21830226
Fat shaming is not okay.

>> No.21830322

>>21830315
it super is

>> No.21830332

>>21830315
"I have a dream, that a monster girl will be judged... not by the brand of their monster exterior, but by the content of their character! ... And that girl's character is- she's out of control! She's fat! A porker! Obese! Nasty!"

>> No.21830333

>>21830322
It is super toxic.

>> No.21830340

>>21830333
Fat people have given up their humanity in the base pursuit of mouth-pleasure. They are but animals

>> No.21830344

>>21830340
So they're monster girls?

>> No.21830346

>>21830344
Monstergirls aren't animals.

>> No.21830347

Chubby monster girls are for bullying sex and serving small portions until they reach a healthy weight.

>> No.21830350
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>>21830170
Here's the Holst

>> No.21830357

>>21830350
MOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.21830362

>>21830350
I love the way he draws the girls. There's something sexy and sleazy about their faces and it fits MGE so well. I wish he did more than basic sketches.

>> No.21830365

>>21830350
>>21830170
Imagine just how much delicious shortstack sweat there is between those breasts. Probably enough to quench a man's thirst for an entire week.

>> No.21830376

>>21830350
I have the sudden urge to shove my hand up a holst's pussy

>> No.21830412

>>21830350
How can any man look so upset being next to a ushi like that?

>> No.21830432

>>21830412
Because intense heat sucks.
I don't know how people can envision themselves with a Hellhound or any other fire species.

>> No.21830440

My waifu is a cute!

>> No.21830449

>>21830350
>This is bad, I'm getting too nervous about Comiket...
>(Because it's my first time...)

>It's okay, I'll be there for you <3
>Why not drink some milk and calm down?
>(This is the first bottle I milked this morning)

>> No.21830465

>>21830221
Tanuki understand the importance of hamburgers.

>> No.21830531

>>21830432
Mamono mana makes you more tolerant to heat if your waifu is a species like that. The opposite is true for the winter girls; you're more tolerant to cold.

>> No.21830584

>>21830199
>>21830449
We need more translated OniTengu

>> No.21830611

>>21830199
>>21830170
Holding hobgoblin honkers!

>> No.21830618

>>21830611
Just imagine how heavy those things are. Good thing she has insane Hobgoblin strength to lift them.

>> No.21830622

>>21830618
Yup, the strongest back muscles!

>> No.21830624

Making the Bapho image amused me more than it should so here's a bunch of exploitable images for fun posting purposes.
https://imgur.com/a/MbVLnnh
All credit for the models/pose file goes to the original creators.

>> No.21830643
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small onis!

>> No.21830669

>>21830622
I don't know why but having strong back muscles sounds extremely lewd.

>>21830643
Almost as good as big onis.

>> No.21830679
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21830679

Undead parties every weekend!

>> No.21830748
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21830748

I want to be a shota adopted by a family of CC monsters. It'd consist of a centuries old monster who adopted two daughters who each adopted their own daughter. That'd give me
>a CC grandmomster
>a CC momster
>a CC auntster
>a CC onee-chan
>a CC onee-cousin
Living in that ocean of pent up lust would be heaven.

>> No.21830749
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>>21830081
Delicious tanuki dairy products

>> No.21830930
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21830930

I want to rape a bapho so fucking badly

>> No.21830950

>>21830930
How specifically do you want to rape one? It's a good fantasy.

>> No.21830959

>>21830950
I wanna kidnap her, tie her up, and force myself onto her. The more she resists the hornier I get. Then right before I go to sleep, I'll tie her head to my crotch such that her mouth acts as a cock sock all throughout the night and perhaps the entire following day.

>> No.21830973

>>21830930
I only like consensual maledom but world guide 3 and Ropurotto's Sabbath makes me really like pet play. Especially the idea of putting a horny loli on a leash.

>> No.21830975

>>21830959
>The more she resists the hornier I get
I can understand that, resistance is hot. Runya's a good Baphomet for it too.

>> No.21830997

I want to cum inside an orange slime!

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>> No.21831017
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>> No.21831020

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/kinkymation/726745/Lamia-tit-job

>> No.21831025

>>21830997
humpty egg!

>> No.21831049
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Medusa!

>> No.21831052

>>21831020
Not a fan of the skinny tongues so many artists give lamias. I prefer when they're more thick, human-like, and long.

>> No.21831055

>>21831017
secluded beach with mg is best beach

>> No.21831066

>>21831017
I really hope he posts the card soon

>> No.21831075
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Suu my goddess

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>> No.21831086

>>21830145
>dragon zombie
>talking with her friends
That would be funny to see. Imagine zombies at the mall mimicking the other chatty teenagers with just grunts and exaggerated gestures

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>>21830145
Dragon zombies have no friends.

>> No.21831174

>>21830432
I hate intense cold, and crave warmth.

>> No.21831265

I want a wing hug so bad right now

>> No.21831274

>>21831265
I want a bunyip, shirohebi, apophis, or basilisk to coil around me and nuzzle me.

>> No.21831295

>>21831265
I want to get tackled by a griffon

>> No.21831303

>>21830679
Does being an incubus let you change your appearance like this? It’d be funny to play pranks on Order soldiers getting HUSBAN’D

>> No.21831312

>>21830059
Oni girls are great but I don’t drink and I don’t like drunk people.

What do?

>> No.21831326

What about a snake with wings?

>> No.21831329

>>21831303
I'd like to "join" an Order barracks with my Living Armor, activate the GremTech demonic energy field amplifier, and see how quickly the priests find out their soldiers are getting incubized/alped/monsterized.
Then find the cutest priestess and hit her with the GremTech demonic energy beam cannon.

>> No.21831346

>>21830930
It's not like Runya would resist anyway, poor Bapho has such a poor opinion of herself.

Although I do wanna rape Shiro or Greilia too.

>> No.21831354

Gonna sneak a milf potion into the sabbath punch bowl and see what happens

>> No.21831369

>>21831326
How would she fly?

>> No.21831371

>>21831354
>see what happens
You get sent to cunny jail for crimes against pedophilia.

>> No.21831372

>>21831346
>force yourself on shiro
>pin her down face the ground, loli ass raised in the air
>she looks up at you with scornful eyes and says something like "don't take me lightly boy, I won't be underestima-"
>cut her off with a good hard spank
>proceed to pound her till she regrets looking down on you
Would make a pretty nice paste or doujin.

>> No.21831388
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21831388

Vanilla wolfu yes or no?

>> No.21831398

>>21831388
y e s

>> No.21831404

Manticores are nice girls actually

>> No.21831411

>>21831369
Like a spring

>> No.21831414

>>21831371
they wont be able to catch me

>> No.21831418

>>21831388
wolfu are cute

>> No.21831422

>>21831388
>nihon ookami
>eeh
>I am off to work

>I told you to wake me up before you leave!
>I've tried to wake you up plenty of times?

>Don't work overtime today
>Please...

>I'll try...
>Yay~
>(Maybe I should leave early today)

>> No.21831425
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>They have big beast ears and a pint-sized body like a little girl
>no gremlins in WG3
So do gremlins just hate the Sabbath for some reason?

>> No.21831426

>>21831404
they look mean though

>> No.21831433

>>21831425
It's probably nothing against Gremlins, Familiars were oddly missing from most of the guide despite being one of the core races of Sabbaths. Room in the book was just limited.

>> No.21831435

>>21831425
I guess they're not really loli, they're just short. I've always liked the idea of a shortstack Gremlin anyway Well endowed genki engineer girls are the best.

>> No.21831442

>>21831425
Sabbath is a magical orgnization.I don't think magic and Gremlins mix well?

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>> No.21831446

>>21831443
Why do you keep posting this

>> No.21831454

>>21831372
Shiro is so smug, bringing her down a peg and begging for more would be great.

>> No.21831476

>>21831426
they are just aggressive in their desire to please you that is all.

>> No.21831479
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>>21830080
Does this guy have a page with more stuff like this? I can't figure out who the original creator is ;-;

>> No.21831489

>>21831454
Cheshires have a similar appeal but there's just something about haughty loli hags.

>> No.21831496

>>21831479
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=13203324

>> No.21831508

I just want to snuggle and have sleepy sex in Runya's Sabbath!

>> No.21831532

>>21831426
It's not their fault they look intimidating.

>> No.21831545
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21831545

What are they playing?

>> No.21831557

>>21831442
>They are highly skilled and knowledgeable when it comes to magical items, magitech dolls, and machinery...
Nope.

>> No.21831564

>>21831545
Zelda 2

>> No.21831568

>>21830748
No one person can handle that much ara

>> No.21831649
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>> No.21831652

>>21831303
Other than the chaos stuff, which is a true monster form, the only change that happens, unless your wife really has a specific fetish within human variation like shota or something, is a bigger penis. Even becoming more attractive is usually left up to prisoner fruit because monsters don't care how you look.

>> No.21831658
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Kumihos

>> No.21831670

>>21831658
No thanks, I like having my internal organs.

>> No.21831673

You guys and I, we both talked about what kind of mg you want, what would you do etc. However we didn't talked about the important things here, which is never discussed either.
I mean when you kinda join monsters there should be some benefits right? Do I still have to pay taxes, do we get a family starter bonus, how much do properties cost inside demon realm, how much does the electricity, gas, water costs, things like this.

>> No.21831677

>>21831670
What for?

>> No.21831680
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>>21831658
Are best.

>> No.21831687
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>>21831426
They are great once you get to know them.

>> No.21831696

>>21831677
To live, obviously.

>> No.21831704
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Chocolate lilim

>> No.21831750

>>21831673
Keep talking, I’m about to cum.

>> No.21831761

Ice monsters are counterproductive, if a man gets cold he'll want to cover up more.
But if he gets hot he has no choice but to wear less and less.

>> No.21831772

does anyone have the Brother Captain Anon greentext

>> No.21831782

>>21831687
Tell me she can play LAN Diablo II and maybe I'll take one in.

>> No.21831788

>>21831761
That’s why all the warm monsters are the best.
Why do you think White Horns basically overheat?

>> No.21831790

>>21831673
Your benefit is becoming longer living and gaining a wife that will always love you.

>> No.21831809

Does your waifu dye her hair?

>> No.21831811
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I truly wish monster girls weren't attached to the most insufferable faggots imaginable. Jesus Christ.

>> No.21831821

>>21831809
No, she has a natural gradient.

>> No.21831836

>>21831811
Don’t be so hard on yourself.

>> No.21831862

>>21831750
I completely forgot how much do things cost, I mean the uncorrupted fruits would go higher and lets be honest here, neither of us will pay 5 dollar for an unocrrupted pristine banana for kg. At the same time you have to consider animals will be larger, and this means bigger food supply, so the meat prices will drop hard.
>>21831790
Do we get higher pension too?

>> No.21831880

>>21831809
Nope. She likes her hair as is.

>> No.21831885
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>when you can't choose between red or blue and decide to compromise

>> No.21831906
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>>21831885
You didn’t go for the slime though, a common beginners mistake.

>> No.21831911
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Shirokuto has the best underwear, her bloomers are delicious.

>> No.21831926

>>21831911
Bloomers are for old hags!

>> No.21831939

I love old hags trying to fit into their old school clothing!

>> No.21831947

>>21831911
>Shirokuto has the best underwear
I disagree
https://imgur.com/PBdxm7V

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>>21831926
Chen is not old!

>> No.21831955

>>21831947
>ywn tear those panties off with your teeth

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>>21831926
smoking hags are my favorite

>> No.21831985

>>21831947
Greilia has the best underwear...

Because she's wearing none.

>> No.21831987

>>21831958
But smoking is bad for you!

>> No.21832076

>>21831958
I want a old hag to start smoking after she finishes fucking my brains out!

>> No.21832079

>>21831985
No

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>>21831987
I don't care, its way too appealing for me.

>> No.21832087

I want a Sabbath to help me accept that I am a lolicon.

>> No.21832091

>>21831958
Do mamono smoke?
Or what's the MGE equalivent? Manticore barbs?

>> No.21832102

>>21832091
equivalent, sorry it's late

>> No.21832108

>>21832091
The Nurarihyon has a pipe in her profile picture. Probably some demon realm aphrodisiac shit. Nothing like that has actually been made in a guide, the closest thing is demon realm incense from WGII.

>> No.21832110

>>21832091
Opium

>> No.21832124

>>21832091
I think its when demon realm comes contact with tobacco leaves they became laced, so when the person who is smoking gets horny, so do the passive smokers.

>> No.21832137

>>21832091
dank cummies.

>> No.21832141

>>21832108
I think KC said it was demon realm herbs and she can use the smoke to hide
And even if he did thats good headcannon to use anyway

>> No.21832177

>>21832137
>dank

>> No.21832210

>Khepri sisters lonely due to their ruins being so remote
>Wandering Baphomet passes by
>Offers them a deal
>She'll help them find a king, but the king will also be her onii-chan, and the kingdom will be her Sabbath
>All female inhabitants of the kingdom must be lolified as well
>Including the Khepris
>If the would-be king isn't a lolicon, the Baphomet won't approve of course

>> No.21832217

>>21832210
Seems one-sided towards the Baphomet. Couldn’t one of the Khepris go off and find a king on her own to achieve the same goal without the restrictions?

>> No.21832230

>>21832217
I tried to imply that their ruins were too remote for that to be reasonable, and Baphs can easily get around much more easily.
Plus, I like the idea of a bunch of lolified Khepri fighting for their husband's attention with his Baph wife.

>> No.21832237

Do you like alternate color mge species?

>> No.21832244

>>21832237
I love them, off profile looks in general are good.

>> No.21832256

>>21832237
Very rarely do I imagine mamono who look just like the example in the book.

>> No.21832260

degenerate rapist monstergirls with deviant fetishes

>> No.21832266

>>21832237
Yes
I want a hellhound with pink hair

>> No.21832267

>>21832260
I want a devil to kidnap me, rape me, indulge both of our degenerate fetishes, then cuddle me and be a sweet, loving housewife.

>> No.21832281

>>21832260
like?

>> No.21832285

>>21832260
Oh the fun that could be had.
A wonderland honeymoon is a must.

>> No.21832286

>>21832237
Yes, otherwise how am I going to be kidnapped and husbando'd by 2'2m tall, pale skinned, blonde haired, blue eyed viking amazons?

>> No.21832288

>>21832084
I like trashy girls if its 2D

>> No.21832291

>>21832286
ask /x/

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Speaking of colors, guys I think there is something wrong with my demon. I think she caught a flu or something.

>> No.21832316

>>21832298
No way, when did you get a shiny demon? Did you catch it at a friend safari?

>> No.21832324

>>21832298
The blue really suits her

>> No.21832332
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>> No.21832357

>>21832298
That's just a succ in cosplay.

>> No.21832366

abs

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>>21832332
Why would a demon in this world need offensive magic? Isn't everything solved thought sex?

>> No.21832373

>>21832367
>Why would a demon in this world need offensive magic?
to be offensive

>> No.21832380

>>21832373
Against who?

>> No.21832392

>>21832367
To have the advantage in case another monster targets the same man as her.

>> No.21832415

>>21832392
Huh. I always figured each monster girl shared a hive mind or something with each member of their species since the profiles make each member of their species so similar in looks and personality.

>> No.21832442

momster or onee-chan?

>> No.21832456

>>21832442
Yes

>> No.21832492
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>>21832442
Why not both?

>> No.21832493

>>21832442
Why not both?

>> No.21832506

>>21832492
The cops should arrest that elf for kidnapping

>> No.21832514
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>>21832506
It's not kidnapping, she's clearly her mom. Or so she says.

>> No.21832522

>>21832514
his*

>> No.21832535

>>21832492
>breast mole
cant be the only one with this fetish

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>> No.21832575

>>21832514
Does she have the boy's birth certificate?

>> No.21832625
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>>21832575
She's saying she's the mother, anon! Don't you dare suggest otherwise!

>> No.21832627

>>21831687
How about milk-chocolate tanned Manticores with lighter hair?

>> No.21832632

>>21832572
This is exactly the sort of OC design I wish more people would do.

>> No.21832642

One moment you're having a nightly stroll in the woods and then suddenly you get pinned to the ground with a wolfu trying to tear your pants off and suck your cock

>> No.21832650

>>21832632
In what way? The glasses or something else?

>> No.21832662

>>21832575
>>21832625
was going to say something but maybe too /d/ for these threads.

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>> No.21832703

>>21832698
nah I think girls are hotter with panties on.

>> No.21832706

>>21832650
Not anything specific about it. In fact, I personally don't like that design or art very much.
More that I appreciate when people take elements of a template and make them their own, as KC has been explicitly encouraging in his world guides.

>> No.21832718

>>21832706
you mean like oc?

>> No.21832719

>>21832718
Yeah. Moar OC plz.

>> No.21832727

>>21832719
dont people hate on OC?

>> No.21832742
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>>21832719
There needs to be more arctic/tundra variants of other species

>> No.21832774

>>21832727
It depends on the creator.

>> No.21832795

>>21832727
I assume you mean the lilims I haven’t see hate for random oc girls

>> No.21832830

>>21832727
There's a ton of oc waifus in these threads though.
Like the dark mage one, tundra girls, mousefag's wife and daughters, Wightfag, Lichfag, the blonde dragon with black scales, the various. Anubisfags.
It's only really the lilims that bring shitposting.

>> No.21832846

>>21832698
No! I am NOT attracted to smoke hobos, no matter how cute they smile or alluring the pose! She is now my wife! I mean not!

>> No.21832849

>>21832698
Gonna do kinky, loving things with her.

>> No.21832850

>>21832830
What about KDF?

>> No.21832867

Does the MGE say anything about suicidal people? Do they hang out in the undead kingdoms?

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>>21832867
They get cured of those silly thoughts.

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>Ywn be sung a Russian lullaby by your kiki meido

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>Ywn be sung a Russian lullaby by your kiki meido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c

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>> No.21832919

>>21832907
I was half expecting a rave

>> No.21832923

>>21832867
Monster girls don't want mentally ill men when they can get better options. If a monster girl does take a suicidal man the relationship would be horribly strained.

>> No.21832926

>>21832896
Sure but what if there's no monsters around and they do go through it?

>> No.21832928 [DELETED] 

>>21832867
>Does the MGE say anything about suicidal people?
Yes, they die alone.

>> No.21832932

>>21832919
That only happens when you break out the vodka

>> No.21832935

>>21832867
>>21832923
They would ask a Mindflayer to help him

>> No.21832976

I want to summon an imp!

>> No.21832991

>>21830315
Get dabbed on p'orks lover. Baphomets are the patrician choice for the aristocratic minded individual.

>> No.21833016 [DELETED] 

>>21832991
More like Brapomets

>> No.21833046

>>21832915
I want to worship her body

>> No.21833060
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>>21832926
A wisp snatches his soul.

>> No.21833064

>>21832991
You can have a Baph, but I want a Familiar or two!

>> No.21833068

>>21832915
>tfw a Pharaoh will never call you her "Cute cute servant"

>> No.21833076

>>21833064
I want a Baph & a Familiar as well!
Also a rata on top

>> No.21833086

>>21833076
Ratas are really nice!
Also a loli shirohebi!

>> No.21833104

>>21833086
>loli shirohebi
Now... that is something that sounds really nice

>> No.21833110

>>21833104
Enjoy the extra weight of having her wrapped around your leg all the time

>> No.21833113

>>21833104
Eager loli yanderes are cute!

>> No.21833118

>>21833110
>>21833113
Great, now my group of desires consists of a baph, familiar, rata and now a smol shirohebi

>> No.21833122

>>21833113
what about when you treat them like a daughteru and don't lewd them?

>> No.21833130

>>21833122
That makes them extra yan, extra bratty, and extra eager to make you lewd them!

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>>21832976
This, but with an arch imp.

>> No.21833158

>>21833152
I'm happy either way!

>> No.21833166

>>21832850
He’s weird but his girls are pretty cute.

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>> No.21833251

>>21833193
>Go to MGE land
>They speak a language you don't understand
>Find waifu
>She loves you anyway and takes you in¨
>She teaches you all the "important" word in their language
I would be okay with it.

>> No.21833265

I can't see loli monsters as being for anything more than cute

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>>21833265
I know, right?

>> No.21833292

>>21833275
She looks like she wants belly rubs but the moment I start she is gonna claw the shit out of my arm

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>> No.21833299

>>21833275
>Start kissing her chest
>Then kissing down her belly
>Then kissing her panties as her legs lock around my neck

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>>21833265
Thankfully Baphos know how to use their cuteness to their advantage.

>> No.21833328

>>21833302
I don't know baphos just make me wanna pat them on the head and tell them good job and tell them they should be sure to do their homework

>> No.21833338

>>21833302
>Love lolis
>Neutral on baphs

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>> No.21833357

>>21833349
Oh god that thing is hideous, why would you save this

>> No.21833362

>>21833297
Gyarus make any monster better, prove me wrong.

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>>21833362
I can't.

>> No.21833369

>>21833367
I want a Gyaru core

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>>21830059

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Fuzzy flower.

>> No.21833395

>>21833369
Gyarus are nice, but here's a question: How would a Gyaru Living Armor work?

>> No.21833406

>>21833302
I’m more interested in the statues in the background. Is that a small Moai in front of a normal one, or is that a normal one in front of a giant one?

>> No.21833410

>>21833395
Slutty leopard print bikini armor?

>> No.21833413

Realistically between a couples fruit, a succ potion, and making them ahegao from forced anal could one force alpification or would that just make a really small dicked sub incubi?

>> No.21833414

>>21833395
She’s armor that makes you look like a bimbo when you wear it.

>> No.21833416

>>21833371
She got stuck?

>> No.21833424

>>21833275
P U P P Y
U
P
P
Y

C U N N Y
U
N
N
Y

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>>21833424
mutt cunt

>> No.21833460

>>21833413
Take your faggotry elsewhere.

>> No.21833471

>>21833416
No, she just wanted to show her best friend Anon to everyone in town.

>> No.21833506

>>21833413
A mamono would swoop in and save him before you rape him if he doesn't, on some level, want to alp.

>> No.21833511

>>21831955
i wanna chew on them

>> No.21833516

>>21833511
God dammit anon, panties are not food!

>> No.21833521

>>21833413
Wouldn’t work unless they want guys more than girl and now most mg won’t like you for doing something like that congratulations

>> No.21833547

Post bats

>> No.21833552

>>21833413
>>21833506
>>21833521
>gayanon tries to rape a man into alping
>he's terrified
>but helpless
>as the fag is about to claim his prize
>sudden fucking earthquake
>the ground itself rises up to untie the bonds on the victim
>the gnome leaves the gay rapist's home in ruins
>she carries the drugged-up man away, and protects and nurtures him until he feels normal again

>> No.21833553

>>21833547
BIG FAT ___ TATS

>> No.21833554

>>21833506
It's not rape if they heart pupil, anon.
>>21833521
Alps also alp if they fall in love with a man. Between the fruit, being introduced to prostate orgasms, and stockholm syndrome taking effect it should work out.

>> No.21833558

>>21833552
Do couples fruit ever wear off? Its description makes it sound like the effects only strength till consummation occurs.

>> No.21833560

Loli monsters are for telling dad jokes to not giving dad dick to

>> No.21833564

>>21833516
you'll never thwart my plans!

>> No.21833566

>>21833424
>dog daughteru starts humping your leg
is this a sign?

>> No.21833572

>>21833558
Like I said, she nurtures him until he feels normal again, regardless of what that takes or when that is.

>> No.21833581

>>21833566
It's a dominance thing. Hump back to assert yourself

>> No.21833583

>>21833560
>not telling her dad joke while dicking her

>> No.21833608

>>21833572
I'm just saying. If the fruit never wears off and the symptoms only grow till the deeds done at that point she's just torturing him more than the guy trying to convert him.
Perpetual ever increasing existential pain and emptiness but your keeper refuses to do the one thing that would solve that so you just get to live in increasing torture till you die. Sounds like a shit deal when a single comparatively short lived act would cure it.

>> No.21833614

>>21833581
but her leg is too small for me to hump. i might as well give up...there's no way to stop a dog daughteru from making you her bitch like a wild animal in heat
i swear every generation gets more rape-ier and rape-ier

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>> No.21833633

>>21833621
>"Hey, Anon. I'm getting pretty old. If I can't find a man, you'll marry me right?"

>> No.21833636

Twin foxes!
Pregnant twin foxes!
Pregnant twin foxes in kimonos!

>> No.21833638

>>21833636
Pregnant twin loli foxes

>> No.21833641

>>21833633
Sorry, you're not really my type.

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>>21833636
Cuddling with pregnant twin foxes!

>> No.21833649

>>21833633
I mean, I would.

>> No.21833655

>>21833621
i would like to make fun of her while she's drunk but at the same time she'll be twice as pissed and emotional and i'll feel really bad and the night will be ruined thanks to a drunk old aunty demon and my dumbass

>> No.21833659

>>21833633
Nah, I'd rather die alone than be with someone who so openly considers me their silver medal.

>> No.21833660

>>21833633
that's a pretty big insult to the face so no

>> No.21833672

>>21833633
>If I can't find a man
No. That was rude

>> No.21833691

>>21833608
Knowing kc I bet the fruit wouldn’t even work unless the guy was already having alp quality before eating it I doubt I work between two straight guys plus the guy who attempted this in the first place is more likely to alp from exposing the self to Mamono mana

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>> No.21833703

>>21833691
*i doubt it would work

>> No.21833710

>>21833413
You could try dragging him to wonderland, mainly because a lot of the stuff will turn a guy into an alp with no complications and the fact it's the back ally of the demon realms: no one will hear him scream.

>> No.21833716

>>21833691
True but just generally speaking the idea of that. Could you just give any random mamano the red fruit after you ate the blue and keep them tied up somewhere more or less indefinitely. The ultimate in denial play, basically. Give a kiki some bullshit dealm silver chastity belt and a red fruit every morning then revisit the issue 3 months later.
Give your bicorn a red fruit pie and then make her pick your harem for you before banging them and only them while she watches.
Etc.

>> No.21833721
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drinking lolis

>> No.21833724

I want a buff gf from a monster species that usually isn't buff

>> No.21833727

>>21833710
Honestly, the queen seems like the exact flavor of fucked up that she'd greenlit and encourage that sort of bullshit.

What happens to a type 1 alp if they switch to a prisoner fruit only diet? Do they just go full type 2 regardless of the husbands wishes?

>> No.21833729

>>21833724
buff sandworm

>> No.21833735

>>21833716
It work work between husband and mg but keep in mind your also denying yourself you might cave before 3 months

>> No.21833742

>>21833659
>>21833660
>>21833672
She's trying to get with you in a roundabout way you dinguses. You were always the first option.

>> No.21833744

Why are people trying to force alp on a straight guy? Why not find a normal alp?

>> No.21833750

>>21833735
*would work

>> No.21833765

>>21833742
Then she fucked up hardcore because that just put her on my permanent shit list and apparently a few others to boot.
You don't win people with insults and backhanded comments and pulling a 180 from that just pisses people off and makes them never trust you or your word from that point forward because you just actively demonstrated that they shouldn't.

>> No.21833766

>>21833742
I bet she was autistic enough to fall for the "playing hard to get" meme.

>> No.21833770

>>21833742
Yeah well I have self confidence issues, so if you make it sound like you're settling for me than I'm always going to believe that you don't actually love me.

>> No.21833774

How do you report a monster to HR for lewd comments if HR is the one that made those comments

>> No.21833777

>>21833744
Alpfaggots are starting to feel more welcome and have begun to push their tranny fetish again.

>> No.21833784

>>21833744
Because if I can source alps from multiple sources my alp harem could grow exponentially rather than linearly and according to a basic cost:benefit analysis of the situation its is exceedingly more efficient if I can just expedite the process of making non-trans men alp via forced but ultimately enjoyable one-nighters rather than going through the entire process of wining and dining them for possibly months for a single alp. 1 night > having to go through the entire process of making a relationship bloom and maintaining it long enough for them to alp.

>> No.21833797

>alpfaggots being pure AIDS again
What else is new.

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>>21833777
And this is why you need to (non-sexually) bully alps at every opportunity.

>> No.21833808

>>21833774
Report it to your wife, let her handle it. WARNING: May result in more lewd comments if your wife's a bicorn.

>> No.21833812

>>21833800
Don't, they'll just become subs.
Look, that one is already blushing.

>> No.21833813

>>21833800
just furnace them with siths

>> No.21833816

Please keep your love of alps in check before the entire thread turns on them again.

>> No.21833817

>>21833784
Go the fuck back to /lgbt/ holy shit. Alpfags have never been welcome.

>> No.21833828

>>21833800
Implying Alps wouldn't sexually bully everyone last one of the kissless virgins in this thread.
>"If I remember correctly, it should become unbearable if I do....this....!"

>> No.21833829

>>21833659
>>21833660
>>21833672
>She looks to her left and to her right
>”Well, you’re the only man I’ve found. Let’s do it!”
>’I thought you meant when you’re older?’
>”I’m older now. I can’t take it any more.”

>> No.21833834

>>21833774
You file at another HR at another company.

>> No.21833835

>>21833828
Stop pushing your alpshit, anon.

>> No.21833850

>>21833817
>Alpfags have never been welcome.
We had a conversation about alps just two threads ago.

>> No.21833855

>>21833816
>before the entire thread turns on them again
>again
Nobody except the faggots like them, the only reason anybody even remotely tolerates alpshit is they hope that whoever the retard that brings it up will shut the fuck up after one post without a shitstorm. Don't try to make it sound like they're not one of the most hated "girls" in MGE.

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hey guys, sabbath confession time. i did something the baphomet will not approve upon hearing from me and my little sis. i sometimes hand my daughteru the grown-ups menu at restaurants and let her choose whatever she wants off their whenever nobody's looking.

>> No.21833860

Monster girl spellcaster wives/girlfriends are best!
They can use their magic just for utility, can you imagine how much easier travel is if you have teleportation?

>> No.21833862

>>21833850
he's probably referring to anons who use alps to discuss in an unfavorable manner

>> No.21833863

>>21833856
It's ok to treat your daughteru like a big girl sometimes anon.I bet she'd feel really special being able to order a grown up meal every once in awhile.

>> No.21833865

>>21833829
That's just digging the hole deeper.
Ontop of the backhanded insult out of the blue now not only am I her silver medal but she's only taking me up because I'm the only option.
Implying twice that I'm not what she actually wanted but what she has to work with. She hit "good luck dying alone, bitch." levels of fucking up the first time around why would doubling down on it somehow fix that.

>> No.21833868

>>21833850
Stop pretending to be retarded. Alps and the people that use them to push retarded shit like what's going on now aren't welcome just like siths.

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>> No.21833874

>>21833808
Bicorns are cute I'd have her be my one and only wife

>> No.21833879

>>21833863
>>21833856

When is she gonna get a real adult's meal and suck you off under the table when the waitress isn't looking?

>> No.21833887

>>21833800
Originally requested this image on a .less drawstream what must be nearly 3/4 years ago. Good to see it still being posted

>> No.21833888

>>21833835
He's not wrong. They're succubi essentially and if they aren't type 1, which would be paired and thus not being the ones doing this, they'd be free agents which means they'd just do what succubi do which is sexually predate on vulnerable prey. Nothings more vulnerable to sexual bullying than a kissless virgin.

>> No.21833895 [DELETED] 

>>21833835

>"Hmm? Is something wrong? You've been breathing heavily for some time now but haven't said a word."
>"Hey! Hey! Is it okay for you to let me touch you like this? I used to be a guy, you know. I can guess how it must feel!"

>> No.21833904

>>21833856
Bapho-chan would only disapprove if you're a daughteru dicker. Are you a daughteru dicker anon?

>> No.21833905

>>21833874
>Cucking a bicorn by not cucking her

>> No.21833906

>>21833860
Teleportation is boring, though. Part of the fun of travel is the journey between points. Seeing all the things to see between points A and B.

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>>21833808
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.21833914

>>21833906
Not when you have to drive over the boring part of your state to get there.

>> No.21833918

>>21833817
>/lgbt/
But real-life homosexuals who know about MGE hate alps because they think it means that KC hates homosexuals.

>> No.21833921

>>21833904
i only dick other peoples' daughterus

>> No.21833925

>>21833800
I'd bully their penises

>> No.21833926

>>21833904
i don't have a daughteru, anon. i have a little sister, an older sister, and a couple of co-workers that tried hitting on me. if it counts, i can see myself with 20 daughterus with different mothers in the future tho. right when the era of matriarchy begins and mamono are allowed to rape men like it's the motherfucking purge

>> No.21833934 [DELETED] 

>>21833918
>real-life
literally feeding their own persecution complex

>> No.21833938

>>21833914
I drive through all the boring states(ohio, new mexico, arkansas, etc.) all the time, anon. You just gotta learn to let go and enjoy the drive even if it is hours and hours of unchanging scenery. Blast your favorite music or just zone out and let your mind wander.

>> No.21833942

>>21833925
How can you bully something that no longer exists?

>> No.21833944

>>21833934
Found the refugee

>> No.21833945

>>21833925
Alps don't have penises though...

>> No.21833946

>>21833729
It must feel real safe in her arms

>> No.21833947
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smol sneks

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>>21833947

>> No.21833956

>>21833938
I blast Music but the problem with I96 (Michigan) is that between Grand Rapids and Lansing its farms which is fine...but then you start hitting Detroit which is a shitpit from suburbs to center.

Going up north/down south I'd drive as 131 is pretty nice but dear lord Detroit trips suck

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>>21833947
SMOL
N
E
K

>> No.21833965

>>21833918
I know FTMs love Incubi
>>21833951
Cute snake with nice scales

>> No.21833970

>>21833965
>spoiler
I don't believe you.

>> No.21833973

>>21833970
well you should because I want to become an incubi

>> No.21833977

>>21833942
Remember how in marvel when scarlet red wished away all the mutant powers but that just separated them from them ?

>> No.21833986

>>21833973
Good thing mamono mana cures all mental disorders.

>> No.21834001

>>21833965
But it doesn't work like that.

>> No.21834003 [DELETED] 

>>21833912
does she come equipped with big horse dong?

>> No.21834007

>>21834001
You act like people don't have their own stuff that isn't canon that they add to the setting

>> No.21834013

>>21834007
You act like a faggot.

>> No.21834014

>>21833964
That snake is too small how can she give hugs you'd have to let her hug your finger

>> No.21834015

>>21833956
That's why you take 475 to 223 to 23 from 90 at toledo or 69 to 75 to 23 in flint. Between the 2 you can turn off 23 onto 96 in brighton or 23 to 59 in hartland then make the switch to 96 in howell to make it to lansing.
If you HAVE to get that close to detroit that is.

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>>21833947
>>21833964
Big snek.

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>start reading a story
>get really into it
>finish on a cliffhangar, don't get to see the antagonists get their shit kicked in
This is the worst part of in-progress stories.

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>>21834014
Wrist hugs.
>>21834016
Smol snek.

>> No.21834025

>>21834015
Have to.
Other issue with that is for mileage they WIILL look at what I put so I have to do the shortest route.

>> No.21834031

>>21834018
Especially when the last update was 4 years ago.

>> No.21834036

>>21834025
Do you explain to them that the shortest route involves Detroit which involves burning the most fuel due to traffic whereas the best roundabout while longer burns less due to highway mileage and no stop and go? That route above can even save time compared to dealing with Detroits bullshit.

>> No.21834043

>>21833977
No you /co/faggot.

>> No.21834047

>>21834020
that meat tooks too big for her

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>>21834031
The absolute worst I had was a decade. Fortunately the current story I'm on updated a few weeks ago, so it's not too terrible. The protag's kind of a dumbass though.

>> No.21834049

Dude haha what if we posted a bunch of awful shit but hid it with spoilers like we're on /v/ hiding lewdposts hahaha

>> No.21834052

>>21834036
I mostly just go with my phone, which has actually sent me through some suburbs sometime.

>> No.21834060

>>21834047
Lamias eat very large meals but once per week. She'll eat 3 sashimi of salmon and be full till next friday sushi night.

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>>21834048

>> No.21834074

>>21834060
>Lamias eat very large meals but once per week.
>lamia waifu has you prepare a massive feast for her every week
Are you a bad enough dude to make sure she's satisfied?

>> No.21834079

>>21834073
>A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and ALPISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

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>>21834074
>tfw I enjoy cooking
I am miles ahead of half the faggots in this thread.

>> No.21834089

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that rank amonst monsters in organizations can be decided by hat size.

>> No.21834090

>>21834074
I hope she likes variations of pizza, pasta and rice.

>> No.21834095

>>21834089
But is that hat size to scale like a giant hat on a fairy is still a small hat even if it looks Doug Dimmadome Tall

>> No.21834104

>>21834095
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?

>> No.21834112

>>21834081
>bikini bottom for tail

>> No.21834115

>>21834052
Theres various apps that are more meant for road trips but they allow you to actively select certain routes yourself or select routes that ex out certain things like suburbs or city one ways.
Fuck around with them prior to trips to get ideas where certain things are on your various options.
Theres also drivewyze, overdrive, weigh my truck, trucker path pro, copilot truck (best one for this sort of thing but costs $150 a year though) that just make things easier on you. Between big road, cost per mile, and fuelbook your numbers are handled as well. It's about a 50/50 split on if those require subscriptions or are free but the only one that's a glaring cost is copilot but that ones worth it and its GPS works fairly well offline to.

>> No.21834118

>>21834081
>>21834112
>covering her cloaca but not her pussy

>> No.21834126

The best part about Shoggoths is that their form is malleable. She can be incredibly busty on Monday and then totally flat on Tuesday.

>> No.21834129

>>21834118
>cloaca and pussy
i prefer to keep double pussy on taurs

>> No.21834130

>>21834081
going to jam my tongue in that cloaca

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imagine hosting a tv show on catching mg online predators hunting for shotas

>> No.21834142

>>21834074
Nah, you just hit up the local all you can eat buffet because a normal size lamia(about miia's size) would eat 1 meal that is equivalent in size/nutrients to 1 week of 3 meals a day human diet.
Rather than drop a whole weeks worth of food and double your food costs just drop $20 and hit up golden carrol or something.
>>21834081
Fuck you anon I'll get my supplier on the line and get me some quarters and halves and we'll see who is miles ahead of who(m(st(?))). You're gonna have to bring your own proofer for dessert though.

>> No.21834151

>>21834129
According to KC all monsters with beast lower halves have double-pussy syndrome and give birth via the traditional means of their animal portion. Still not sure if that means harpies have cloaca.

>> No.21834155

>>21834142
>yfw she gets banned from all the buffets in the city

>> No.21834161

>>21834155
sounds like my college roommates and I getting asked to leave a Cici's pizza

>> No.21834162

>>21834129
Imagine downing a tentacle potion and fucking her in both ends.

The sensation from being penetrated in both pussies at once must be incredible.

>> No.21834175

>>21834161
>you guys ate all the meat and macaroni pizza we had, for the week. You're going to have to leave.
>but it'sa BUFFET!!!
Oh God I can already smell the 3 day bender that leads to such mistakes.

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>>21834151
Merse's pic from Fallen Brides says otherwise

>> No.21834185

>>21834180
>she's just fat

>> No.21834193

>>21834180
I'm sure a mamono can lay pussy eggs through the wonders of mamonobama if her husband is into that.

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>> No.21834207

>>21834193
laying eggs is hot

>> No.21834212

>>21834180
damn, pregnant monsters that look accomplished and/or smug does things to me, man.

>> No.21834217

>>21834180
Nah m8. Gimme a sec to open my notepad for the billionth time so I can copy paste this shit again but mamano that have beast portions give birth based on those portions methods. They will still become pregnant like a normal human women however. If they lay eggs, like mermaids for example, they'll get a belly bump and everything but will lay(birth) those eggs much sooner than a normal pregnancy after which the eggs will hatch like a fishes would. All insemination is internal regardless of the species usual requirement.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide I: Fallen Maidens

Monster Reproduction (p55)

Reproduction with Humans

Most monster reproduction is either viviparous or oviparous. Those monsters that are nearly human and beastmen, etc. are basically viviparous, and those that have fish-shaped, insect-shaped, bird-shaped, or reptile shaped lower bodies, etc. are oviparous in the same way as the animals they share traits with, However, there's one point that makes them different from normal oviparous animals. Even monsters with the traits of fish, which reproduce via external fertilization in the case of animals, all need internal fertilization in the case of monsters. They must certainly mate directly and pour semen inside their body, and after fertilization, the egg develops inside their body for a while just as if they were viviparous before egg-laying. For that reason the time is comparatively shorter than for viviparous monsters, but there's always a time of pregnancy which will be described later.

I don't know if this means shit like hellhounds and were cats will have litters either. So many unanswered questions.

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>>21830975
Absolutely. I'd love to make her cry as a shove my dick down her throat. Then the dejected acceptance of her predicament with the occasional struggle until she goes full Stockholm Syndrome and develops a deep love for me. That'd be the dream rape of Runya.

>> No.21834223

>>21834207
Hear, hear.
Then again, I'm /d/degenerate enough to earn a one-way ticket to Wonderland/a demon cult/an extra lewd Sabbath that would want a pervy onii-chan who would help them test different sexual spells and potions that other Sabbaths deem "weird and icky".

>> No.21834225

>>21834219
>the dream rape of Runya.
The dream rape of Runya must include cumming all over her cute slutty paws.

>> No.21834239

>>21834225
No part of her body will be spared. Pawsies, mouth, flat chest, cunny, butthole, face. I'm gonna shower all of them with cum and use her mouth as a cock sock as I tie her head in place to keep her from pulling away.

Runya deserves the best rape. Such a cutie she is

>> No.21834249

>>21834219
>dream rape of Runya
I'd rather a loli Nightmare from Runya's Sabbath come into my dreams and rape me.

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>>21834219
>Stockholm Syndrome
What if it doesn't work that way?

>> No.21834259

>>21834239
So, when you tie her mouth onto your cock, how are you gonna do it? Strapped to your legs with her nose in your pubes? Or strapped to your torso so you can admire her perfect Bapho cunny all night long? Will you tie her tight enough that it's difficult for her to breathe, or will you give her some leeway?

>> No.21834263

>>21834250
It does work that way. Monster girls are known to let men capture them, and they'll play out your sexual fantasies. What you've got screencapped more refers to murderers and the like.

>>21834259
Strapped to my legs so that I can see her beautiful face with my dick shoved in it. I like the other option too however. Maybe I'll switch on occasion. I'll give her some leeway though, but she won't be able to keep my dick out of her mouth no matter how hard she tries

>> No.21834264

>>21834259
Not him but:
https://imgur.com/a/tM6mgpD

>> No.21834268

>>21834263
>Monster girls are known to let men capture them, and they'll play out your sexual fantasies.
That's not what you're making it sound like.

>> No.21834272

>>21834263
This. Mamono unironically want to be raped, and their demonic energy makes them enjoy most fetishes, so long as their husbands are the ones acting on them.
What makes Wonderland so depraved isn't that the Wonderlanders are open to weird things; Wonderlanders are baseline aroused by weird things and will act them out on men who strike their fancy.

>> No.21834275

>>21834263
>I'll give her some leeway though, but she won't be able to keep my dick out of her mouth no matter how hard she tries
Well that's good at least. I know baphos are powerful but I don't know how long they can survive without breathing. Do try to be careful though, I doubt you'd be able to walk very well with a frustrated loligoat tied to you.

>> No.21834280

>>21834264
Is that a nose peg she has on? I don't know man, that seems a little suffocatey to me.

>> No.21834286

>>21834264
This is fucking hot.

>> No.21834291

>>21834280
I think it's actually a band holding long tubes in her nostrils that go down her throat so she CAN breathe.

>> No.21834297

>>21834275
I'd just stay in bed until I fill her tummy to the point that it's bloated with my cummies. I'm sure by that point she's be addicted to my cock and will wanna stay with me. If not, I'll switch holes and tie her up to my cock like how a jubjub uses her hubby's cock as a perch.

>> No.21834300

>>21834264
>>21834291
Please leave.

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I believe she's trying to communicate with us, but it's unclear...

>> No.21834308

>cripplechan gets shut down
>flood of terrible posts start popping up
god dammit

>> No.21834312

>>21834297
So are you just gonna ignore her for the most part when she's tied up or are you going to tease her about it?

>> No.21834313

>>21834301
Honk honk

>> No.21834314

>>21834301
more like manipulating you into sex.

>> No.21834315

>>21834300
How come?

>> No.21834334

>>21834312
Gonna tease her about it on occasion, especially when she's about to orgasm and trying to hold back the pleasure she's feeling. Once she's mindbroken and ahegaoing, then and only then will she be released. But by that point, surely she won't be able to separate herself from my dick.

>> No.21834336

>>21834308
I told you guys to start ousting the refugees but oh no you listen to one falseflagging refugee and now they think they're welcome here.

>> No.21834341

>>21834334
Do you think she'd ever cum just from having you all the way down her throat for hours on end?

>> No.21834345

What would it take to get close enough to a lilim to rape her?

>> No.21834348

>>21834336
This has been happening for years now, unfortunately. Whenever you try and oust undesirables some group of idiots rush to their defense.

>> No.21834359

>>21834341
Being a monster, no doubt. Once her mind starts going to that dirty place, she starts grinding her cunny against me the best she can. It'd probably take a long time for her in that restricted state, but after a few torturous hours of trying to climax, I'm sure she'd cum. Maybe I'd even give her an assist after seeing her struggle for a bit

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>>21834345
whoa anon, you're not THAT unattractive that you have to resort to raping her, have some confidence and say hi to the nice pretty lady then politely ask her for sex. if she says no, then it's her fault not yours.

>> No.21834365

>>21834345
Wave at a lilim with a dumb innocent smile from wherever distance you can, walk up to her maintain said dumb innocence on your face, drop something somewhere and wait for her to say she'll get that for you, when she leans over to pick it up stick it in her shitter.

>> No.21834367

>>21834345
A will hard enough that makes you achieve hero levels just by having it.

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>>21834345
If you're close enough, it doesn't matter who's doing the raping, she's the one in control.

>> No.21834372

>>21834359
All kinky rape sexiness aside, are you at least going to marry her at some point? I mean, you've got to take responsibility anon.

>> No.21834379

>>21834301
>drill pubes

>> No.21834380

>>21834372
Of course. That goes without saying.

>> No.21834394

>>21834368
I'm aware of that. I wouldn't mind the rape being a back-and-forth rape, so to speak.

>>21834367
Would I need a Masaaki Endoh soundtrack?

>>21834365
Really that simple? Seems unlikely.

>>21834364
Oh, I don't see myself as unattractive. I just have a fetish for raping princesses.

>> No.21834404

>>21834380
Good on you anon.

>> No.21834425

>>21834336
That's not how falseflagging works

>> No.21834426

>>21834394
>that simple
Yup. They're used to men ogling and wanting to bang them 24/7 their whole aura causes that to occur so when they meet the rare man that doesn't do that they have no reason to assume he isn't just flat out retarded, a eunuch, or gay and so they just let the new curiosity approach because what's he going to do. Out of pity they'll want to help which means if you, the clumsy simple oaf, drops something they'll pick it up for you and save the embarrassment.
From there it's as simple as pretending to move out of the way of them and actually just placing yourself in proper position and the rest spirals out from there.

>> No.21834431

>>21834426
She wouldn't be able to sense my desire or read my intent?

>> No.21834439

>>21834426
>eunuch
That would be like the most heinous crime possible in MGE world

>> No.21834447

>>21834425
>tell people to oust the refugees they'll be nothing but trouble
>some obvious refugee tells people not to listen he's one of us he's been in these threads from the start swearsies and we've always been friendly to the cripplechanners(any vet knows this is patently false) we need to welcome them so they have a place to stay now that theirs is gone
>more refugees agree and newfags bandwagon
>this somehow isn't falseflagging

>> No.21834455

>>21834431
Retards are still adults that doesn't mean it's okay to indulge that. Besides even if it was for them it's still a rarity and curiosity to see which means letting them get close. Even if you pinged on their radar their guard would be down.
>>21834439
Still a possible option if rare which means something to see and maybe fix. If your energy doesn't come from your balls they might want to see if they can still incubize you which would fix shit up or bare minimum see if they can toss you to sabbath doctors or alp you. That still requires getting close to inspect you.

>> No.21834462

Would my lamia waifu mind if I used her shedding as a sleepingbag?

>> No.21834463

>>21834447
Yeah, it isn't. Falseflagging is when you pretend to be someone else and shit the bed in order to make them look bad.

>> No.21834465

>>21834447
It doesn't work. It never did.

>> No.21834467

>>21834447
Just like people telling to tell the alpfags to fuck off, what can we do

>>21834463
This

>> No.21834472

What would a Wonderland Yeti be like?

>> No.21834475

>>21834463
No, it quite literally isn't. It's pretending to be a member of an opposite faction to deceive said opposite faction for a purpose.
That purpose could be to smear the opposite faction or convince the opposite faction to like your faction. Both are common false flag operations as well but the bare minimum is deceiving one or more sides by pretending to be a faction other than your own for your own factions benefits.

>> No.21834478

>>21834462
That'd probably be kinda weird. Using someone elses discarded skin to sleep inside of.

>> No.21834487

>>21834455
So seeming oblivious could let her guard down?
What about filling my mind with lewd thoughts of lolis or teeny sticcs?

>> No.21834495

What mamono would act the most like Anna Nishikinomiya?

>> No.21834501

>>21834462
>>21834472
>>21834495
Dont you have anything else to do other than making dumb questions

>> No.21834504

>>21834487
You'd get picked off by lesser mamano before you ever got close.

>> No.21834513
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What would happen if I molest a gargoyle in her statue form?

>> No.21834517

>>21834513
I don't think groping a rock would be very satisfying anon.

>> No.21834518

>>21834504
Why? Thinking of sticcs and lolis drawing in other mamono? The difficulty in reaching lilim in general?
I'd like to think there'd be some way of approaching a lilim while avoiding the attention of other mamono.

>> No.21834520

>>21834517
you don't know me, geology can be very sexual

>> No.21834526

>>21834501
Don't give attention to the refugees.

>> No.21834548

>>21834301
Vroom vroom!

>> No.21834549

>>21834518
The other mamano would pick up on your intentions and pounce and the lilim would let them because you're just another man looking for sex so why deny you that. The way to get close to them, barring being a hero strong enough to force your way to them, is to make them want to see you for some reason which buys you safe passage.

>> No.21834555

I wonder what kind of trashy tv shows monstergirls would have cause it's not like they'd need jerry springer or maury

>> No.21834571

>>21834555
I wonder if you'll ever stop posting stupid questions

>> No.21834572 [DELETED] 

Hey all, just got out of the lady/spider/cow/demon's web while she's out looking for food. I've been in a cave somewhere for over a week, my family is probably fearing for my life and this lady keeps calling me "husbando". On top of that I'm sure I'm probably fired for being AWOL.

What the fuck do I do?

>> No.21834574

>>21834549
What if I'm looking to rule with the lilim? What if I want to stand by her as her king, and just happen to also desire mutual raping?
I know I'd likely need to prove my worth, and I'm not sure how I could do that, but I think if I could, that might be enough.

>> No.21834575

>>21834555
Probably shows like the bachelor, where she hopes the guy marries all the women, but is disappointed every time

>> No.21834576

>>21834572
>What the fuck do I do?
Stop RPing.

>> No.21834583

>>21834555
Monster Jerry Springer is about finding which monster is the mother

>> No.21834585

>>21834572
>RPshit
God why did you cunts have to come here when cripplechan

>> No.21834586

>>21834583
But why would a monster wait nine months just to ditch the baby with the daddy?

>> No.21834590

>>21834583
uh dude I think you need to look up how pregnancy work. There is a reason why maternity tests aren't a thing

>> No.21834599

>>21834590
I don't need to look anything up I know how it works. When a monsters and a man love each other very very much a nice stork girl comes to them with a baby

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>> No.21834612

>>21834572
She'll provide for you; don't worry.
Start masturbating when you hear her imminent return.

>> No.21834615

>>21834555
>Maid Swap
>Anons swapping maids for a week to see how they'd operate
>Kikis always getting mad when their master tells them how clean she kept the house and how professional she is
>Shogs staring daggers at their master for telling diligent and hardworking the kiki was, even admits to kinda liking the old school style of cleaning
>Lilim's Homes
>Just follows one of the many daughters of the Demon Lord as they show off their pent house/mansion/tower of doom
>Mostly just a show to brag of to their sisters about how much better their stuff is
>Super Nanny
>Old crows feet ridden pharaoh with a Wonderland accent can turn even the most bratty hellhound into a good little girl
>She just uses her voice power and if it doesn't work she gets out the ruler and starts hitting their knuckles
>Mountain Women
>Just follows a group of Onis who live in the middle of nowhere and complain about never finding a guy and when one does wander into their territory it's a race to see who gets him first

>> No.21834628

>>21834207
Everything is improved with wings right? I want to make an avian potion that temporarily transforms girls into harpies. Thanks to their naturally light frame to allow for flight, you can IMAGINE them no matter what their proportions are.

>> No.21834632

>>21834628
How does a slime fly?

>> No.21834639

>>21834632
Helium and a dream

>> No.21834641
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>Being forced to watch maid instructional disks with your daughteru because mom is out shopping

>> No.21834643

>>21834639
>She just eats a child's balloon

>> No.21834647

>>21834394
>Masaaki Endoh
No, you just need a clear mind.

>> No.21834649

>>21834641
She is going to be the best maid ever

>> No.21834651

>>21834462
Why wouldn’t you just use her coils as a sleeping bag? They’re more comfy and can hold you tight so nothing can happen to you!

>> No.21834652

>>21834574
Better have the hero-tier strength to back it up.

>> No.21834653

>>21834651
But what am I to do if I wanted to sleep while she was away

>> No.21834657

>>21834653
Why would she be away? Don’t underestimate a lamia’s clingyness

>> No.21834663

>>21834649
But if every dad says that to his kiki daughter how can that be true they cant all be the best?

>> No.21834665

>>21834649
>Whoa! Papa! Papa! Did you see that!
>”I sure did.”
>Baking Soda is so cool! It can do lots of stuff!

>> No.21834672

>>21834574
>>21834652
Just gradually grind from low level monsters to mid level monsters and finally high level monsters. Make sure to keep it on the down low so not too many extremely powerful monster girls notice what you're doing, and never accept a rematch with a girl you already defeated or else she'll always want another till she wins and takes you as her husband. If you did it right then you'll be over leveled and easily defeat a Lilim who underestimate you for being some no-name shmuck who snuck into her castle

>> No.21834676

>>21834641
>"Watch dad, here comes the best part!"
>The elder kikimora on screen opens a can of wood polish and gently applies it with a natural bristle brush to a nice cedar table
>"DID YOU SEE THAT DAD?"
>"Y-yes honey, she sure uh, did that"
>You silently pray your wife comes home before part 2: cleaning bronze featuring pop star group and cleaning service Born2Mop

>> No.21834677

>>21834665
That's when you break out the baking soda volcano protect to make with her

>> No.21834694

>>21834652
So there's no way to a lilim short of either being a hero or faking it sufficiently well to amuse her?

>>21834647
I mean, if a glowing mark shows up on my body, it means I'm chosen by someone or something. And then I could, at the very least, seek an audience with her to see if she could figure out what it means. And that would get me close enough.

>> No.21834696
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21834696

All lolis should have thicc thighs.

>> No.21834704
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>>21834250
So they'll take completely unhinged and unstable men if they aren't psychopaths?

>> No.21834705

>>21834696
but then i might become sexually attracted to them

>> No.21834708

>>21834641
I'm gonna teach her how to clean up crime and crime scenes using commercially available cleaning chemicals to make piranha solution while moms out.
>clean up your mess AND your bathtub using this one simple Solution!
Political dissidence getting her tyrannical rise to power down?
>clean up your political opponents and public face with this One Solution

>> No.21834709

>>21834704
Spiders should be forced to show ID before they can buy coffee

>> No.21834714

>>21834694
>tfw no chunni lilim to bless you with the mark of some ancient being, only to use it to get closer to you and make you live out her fantasy adventure

>> No.21834715

>>21834677
But she has to finish her video on how improper broom technique can harm a master

>> No.21834718

>>21834694
Not unless they're one of those extreme outliers that just fall in love with farmer bob for no reason and you happen to he bob.

>> No.21834720

>>21834704
Yes, in which case they will help cure them, or at least ensure that no one gets hurt by their actions

>> No.21834725

>>21834705
That's what the familiar massage parlor is for.

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>>21834709
Wouldn't it be funny if you asked your spider gf to step on you? Haha..

>> No.21834741

>>21834725
for preventing yourself from developing an attraction for loli mamono?

>> No.21834746

>>21834734
>i don't want to damage the eggs i just put in you though

>> No.21834750

>>21834734
I'd rather hug her than have her step on me

>> No.21834752

>>21834734
Hi spacejin

>> No.21834759
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>>21834752
i wish i can majically imitate his artstyle so i can draw so much sadistic blank-eyes kaguya porn

>> No.21834763

I know spiders are usually big but I wish I could give a small one a piggyback ride

>> No.21834776

>>21830531
What if I have both Hellhound AND Tsurara waifus?

>> No.21834812

>>21834776
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out

>> No.21834824

>>21834759
kaguya is my waifu, too bad she's not considered a "monster" girl

>> No.21834825

>>21834643
watching a slime daughteru do that would be cute when she starts floating a bit

>> No.21834827
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21834827

>be noble anon
>parents forbid you from fraternizing with the help
>years later, they are still hounding you to find a wife
>meanwhile your maid has given birth to a daughter
>"Mama, why do you always look at Master like that?"

>> No.21834828

>>21834718
Then, assuming I don't get randomly blessed into being a hero, I'll have to sufficiently fake it. How difficult is illusion magic to learn, I wonder? At the very least, even if it doesn't fool the lilim, defeating a hero in her domain as a non-hero might pique her interest.

>>21834714
Every overdramatic thing a chuuni lilim says, she uses her magic to make real.
Cursed power in her eye? You bet.
Your arm is filled with an uncontrollable demonic power? Looks like she'll actually have to bandage you with her special homemade seals!
And of course, if she says that you are the chosen of a powerful, ancient, and unfathomable being; there's no backing out.

>> No.21834830

>>21834653
couples gain the ability to summon each other eventually

>> No.21834831

>>21834725
That sounds really comfy! What all services do they provide? And how expensive is it?

>> No.21834833

>>21834827
Is this implying that anon banged the kiki?

>> No.21834837

>>21834827
you gotta take responsibility and put a ring on her

>> No.21834840

>>21834825
Just dont let her buy weather balloons and a lawn chair

>> No.21834844

>Wurm just as surprised and excited to find out she’s having a baby as you are

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>>21834837
If you wanna touch the mofu put a ring on it!

>> No.21834847

>>21834844
>Having to explain to your Wurm wife that she's pregnant
>It's a huge surprise to her

>> No.21834848

>>21834844
Would she try to build a nest for the stork?

>> No.21834849

>>21834846
Does it have to be cartoonishly big?

>> No.21834850

>>21834833
Having sex with servants? Perish the thought. Anon just requires her help in his private quarters for hours on end.

>> No.21834856

>>21834847
>We’re going to have a baby
>”No way! Really? What’s it going to be? I hope she’s a Wurm too!”

>> No.21834857

>>21834840
It's not as if a slime needs a parachute. They fear not the effects of gravity.

>> No.21834858

>>21834850
And those times Anon's parents caught her straddling him on the bed, his shirt off?
He needed a pectoral massage, that's all.

>> No.21834860 [DELETED] 

Guys, I think my wurm's broken...

>> No.21834862

>>21834848
No, but she would leave her milk and cookies.
>Aren’t you supposed to do that for Santa?
>Everyone loves milk and cookies!

>> No.21834863

>>21834860
Have you tried turning her on?

>> No.21834864

>>21834860
Not broken, just invisible. This just happens every so often.

>> No.21834866

Wurms are adorable good girls that need love. Would gently fug while holding hands/10

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>>21834863
Did it wor-oh...

>> No.21834878

>>21834862
I mean she isn't wrong everyone does love them

>> No.21834893

Don't tell a brown harpy "polly want a cracker" or she might take that as an invitation to sucking your white cock

>> No.21834902

>>21834868
Everything seems fine! She looks cute! You have a lovely wife!

>> No.21834905
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>>21830059
what would a crow GF be like?

>> No.21834913

>>21834905
Crows are smart

>> No.21834936
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>>21834905
Highly intelligent, needy and slightly a sociopath. Probably into everything, curious and runs with scissors.

>> No.21834944
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>>21834936
The best position for a bird-watcher!

>> No.21834945

>>21834936
you just reminded me of that video of the guy who owned the crazy crow he called a sociopath

what do crows do specifically thats sociopathic? just generally not caring about what you think?

>> No.21834951

>>21834936
why does her shirt have a hole?

>> No.21834954
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21834954

These foxes are getting entirely out of hand.

>> No.21834960
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>>21834905
They're not too bright but they try.

>> No.21834964

>>21834960
fuck seagulls

>> No.21834968

>>21834951
It's a speed hole! It helps her fly faster!

>> No.21834969

>>21834960
I thought crows were the smartest birds?

I guess maybe they're still not as smart as normal people but still smarter that other birbs

>> No.21834971

>>21834849
Maybe if it goes around her neck.

>> No.21834980

>>21834954
Such big soft pillows to sleep between.

>> No.21834982
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21834982

crowposting hours

>> No.21834983

>>21834734
haha what if she wanted to reenact that pre Monster Musume comic with you like just for laughs haha

>> No.21834985

>>21834982
Those are beautiful talons

>> No.21834987

>>21834954
>>21834980
She is already a giant pillow, why does she need 11 more

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21834991

>>21834982
They make the best prostitutes.

>> No.21834994

>>21834945
Not him but they're 120% narcissistic as fuck and impulsive as all fucking hell. Can they love a person and form attachments? Yeah, but that doesn't stop them from doing shit like packing you for funsies or seeing if they can piss you off for giggles by taking shit you need and holding it just out of reach. If you ruin their fun they'll hold it against you and remember that shit as grudge to be solved for later.
Basically, it's about them 24/7 and whatever they think is a good idea at the time or something they want to do is what's happening and if you deny them that they'll get huffy and remember that shit. It doesn't help that they can think linearly and make connections and associations so that wallet thing I mentioned? They'll take and hide the cash BEFORE letting you know they have the wallet and if they're smart they'll separate the bills to so that way when you finally manage to get your wallet back they'll tease you with the cash as revenge.

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>>21834985

>> No.21834998

>>21834982
Imagine having a crow GF and them bringing you shiny trinkets whenever you make her food or go on dates with her

>> No.21834999

>>21834995
she's using those condoms wrong

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>>21834987
The ultimate in softness is why.

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>Oh? Does this belong to you?

>> No.21835010
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21835010

>Go camping in the undead woods
>Wake up to a ghoul sucking your dick
What do you do?

>> No.21835015

>>21835010
I guess I get my dick sucked

>> No.21835020

>>21835010
Eat her out, and see which one of us comes first! A test of endurance!

>> No.21835023

What would be the best suited monster girl for a country boy?

>> No.21835029

>>21835023
Holst

>> No.21835034

>>21834969
They're like a retarded 3 year old roughly speaking. It doesn't do them justice when its said like that because their intelligence in other areas can superceded our own like object recall which seems to be eidetic and unusually non-degrading which you won't find human equivalents to outside east asians, eskimos, or most natives and even then they tend to perform better. They make associations faster than children do and can workout mentally what an action will likely cause before doing so on a similar level to us.
Their observational learning is also equivalent to older children.
Beyond that though they're just birds.

>> No.21835039

>>21835034
>they're just birds.
yeah and birds are amazing

>> No.21835043

Imagine a Kikimora that joined the Ropurotto Sabbath. Her instincts would literally be at war with each other. Spends all day cleaning, hastily except for the stuff with masters scent in which she rubs herself all over before slowly cleaning it. Soon as master gets home all her instincts go wild and she tackles master and showers him in kisses, then getting super embarrassed about losing it in front of master. Dinner is the only thing she can do normally, but she always puts her food on masters plate so she can pout and beg him to let her sit on his lap and eat with him.

>> No.21835045

>>21835009
>Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit

>> No.21835047

>>21835009
No, but I'd like you to.

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>>21835009

>> No.21835060

>>21835043
>Ropurotto Bunyip
>Somehow even cuddlier

>> No.21835069

>>21834999
nonsense she's prepping to apply it with her mouth

>> No.21835074

What does it mean when your harpy childhood friend gives you one of her feathers

>> No.21835092

>>21835043
Imagine a Sylph joining the Ropurotto.
Most of the Sabbath would be confused why a non-beastfolk mamono who doesn't even physically interact with the world most of the time would join the heavy petting zoo, but she'd be eager to do her best!
The desire to snuggle and show animalistic affection to an onii-chan spurs her efforts to find a covenantor/lover even harder, and when she secures the covenant, she quickly takes out the pent up love-lust-adoration on him - at least more quickly than normal for an elemental - and corrupts into a Dark Sylph almost immediately.
In her now-fully-corporeal Dark Sylph state, she takes on the traits of a flying squirrel in addition to her normal Dark Sylph traits, showing that she has embraced the teachings of Ropurotto fully, and her onii-chan/covenantor/husband is now her forever snuggle buddy as well.

>> No.21835104

>>21835074
It means she was too damn selfish to give you one of her shinies instead so she gave you something she has a million of and can make more.

>> No.21835109

>>21835074
Do you know what part of her she plucked the feather from? This is important.
She may also be worried about traps, and giving you a feather as a way of destroying their chances of getting to you.

>> No.21835110
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>>21835074
>puts feathers in your hair

>> No.21835114

>>21835109
I didn't see where she wouldn't let me watch her pluck it all I know is it's very soft

>> No.21835121

>>21831704
>Bombshell tanned Lilim that oozes sex appeal
>She's the most gorgeous delicious brown girl ever
>She outclasses even the Pharaohs
>Though she still gets humiliated every family dinner when her parents pull out old pictures of her when she was still a short haired pale skinned flat tomboy

>> No.21835123

>>21835114
Smell it.
There's a good chance she could be giving you a sexual proposition.

>> No.21835124

>>21835110
why does she have that scary look

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>>21835124
rude

>> No.21835142

In modern MGE, would all video games be pron games or would they just have porn in them?
Like, instead of our games where at the end of romance quest lines where it cuts to black, there's a full on 5 minute sex scene.

>> No.21835143

Monsters with big talons are cute

>> No.21835152

>>21835110
real CUTE SMILE

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>>21835143
>>21835152
truth

>> No.21835169

>>21835142
Regular games, especially those that are skill/focus intensive, would still exist, primarily as a means for mamono to show off to male friends they're aiming to seduce.

>ywn have a cute mg friend bet she can secret rank in Tetris while you try to distract her from behind her
>no covering her eyes or grabbing her arms or the controller, anything else is fair game

>> No.21835183

What happens to monster girls who never get a guy? Without spirit energy do they stave? I know that in the lore it says that the world all this takes place in is bigger than Earth so there must be monster girls who are far, far away from men. Do they starve?

>> No.21835199

>>21835183
>Do they starve?
no

>> No.21835201

>>21835183
>What happens to monster girls who never get a guy?
The worst possible fate for a mg. They starve and die alone. They can supplement themselves, but that stuff states disgusting, and while regular food has SE, its not enough for healthy living
Haughty, proud arrogant jerk dragons regularly starve and die alone, then end up as soft cuddly obsessed dumb dragon zombies. Cant imagine what went through their minds in their last moments of life to cause such a drastic change in psyche

>> No.21835207

Mating press a hi orc while her clan masturbates around you

>> No.21835219

>>21835207
>The moment you creampie inside the hi orc the others are drenching you in their juices.

>> No.21835246

>>21835169
>Lizard girl tries to impress anon with her fighting game skills
>Asks anon to try and fight her
>She's going to play nice so she doesn't just destroy him
>Anon ends up winning
>Stunned, the lizard girl asks for a rematch, this time she's actually trying
>She losses again
>Lizard loss instincts kicks in
>Anon was just button mashing and got insanely lucky.

>> No.21835281

>>21835201
>asks dragon zombie about her life when she was still alive
>she immediately starts to tear up and pounces on you, clinging to you hard

>> No.21835292

>>21835246
Button mashing is literally the best strategy and you can’t prove me wrong.

>> No.21835337 [SPOILER] 
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21835337

Fuck slimes! Especially ones that make you euphoric just by touch, and feed on candy.

>> No.21835458

>>21835337
Food slimes should be banned from reproducing except for soda slimes and Humpty eggs.

>> No.21835522

>>21835458
I heard the Coca-Cola™ Slime is very rich!

>> No.21835542

>>21835522
>Coca-Cola™ Slime
That is like the most American MG I've ever heard

>> No.21835545

>>21835522
If you put coke slimes on rusted armor the rust is removed. I heard this from a tanuki girl once.

>> No.21835549

>>21835542
And her delicious taste is in every can or bottle of Coca-Cola™!

Open Happiness™!

>> No.21835560

>>21835545
>have coca-cola slime gf
>armor and car batteries eternally rust free
>only downside I no longer have teeth

>> No.21835576

>>21835560
>going adventuring with my MG crew
>Coke slime girl best girl
>Suddenly gelatinous cube approaches!
>Coke MG attacks and it becomes a slime fight
>Coke girl wins, only side effect, bust size 3 sizes larger
I love adventuring with good friends.

>> No.21835579

>>21835576
>Asks in a thick new york accent if anyone is thirsty.

>> No.21835582
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21835582

There's no time to explain, hop in!

>> No.21835593

>>21835582
Uh, no thanks. Can't ride one without my helmet

>> No.21835594

>>21835593
What a wiener.

>> No.21835603

>>21835582
How? It doesn't have a bitch seat.

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>>21835603
You have to cling to her back. Be aware, things could get bumpy.

>> No.21835613

>>21835609
And what would I sit on, the taillight? There's no backseat

>> No.21835614

>>21835609
That seems like a poor idea. I'm 6'6" I don't think I would fit...

>> No.21835615

>>21835582
Shouldn't you be in school, young lady?

>> No.21835619

>>21835615
She's too cool for school, fool!

>> No.21835634
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I wanna have some hypno-fun with Runya. Sleepy Bapho looks like she's the easy to control type.

>> No.21835641

>>21835634
How does a Rata that smol have a tail that beeg?

>> No.21835642
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21835642

You and your kohai got awfully sweaty cleaning things up.

>> No.21835645

>>21835641
Because she's not actually a loli she's a fully grown older rata who took a lolification potion. Sort of like how holsts don't lose their breasts when they take a lolification potion.

>> No.21835646

>>21835642
Why is she wearing shirt that is 2 size small for her?

>> No.21835649

>>21835646
Some jerk slipped Holst milk in her milk.

>> No.21835675

i want a potion that makes tails fat or more fluffy

>> No.21835695

>>21835634
How would you even hypnotize her? She's a sleep slut.

>> No.21835715
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21835715

Big bouncy mushroom butt.

>> No.21835741

>>21835715
Soft and tender mush

>> No.21835764

>>21834995
We don't need condoms where we're going

>> No.21835767

>>21835695
>girl's asleep
>whisper into her ears for hypnotic suggestion

>> No.21835800

>>21835715
>sauteed mushrooms in pork fat last night
It's a sign, isn't it?

>> No.21835808

>>21835800
you could cum inside mushrooms for a living, anon.

>> No.21836186

>>21835124
oh that's common among monsters, it just means she's interested in mating

>> No.21836237

>>21835074
Anon I don't know how to say this but.
You're already married, and have two kids.

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>>21834696
Pear shape is the best shape, little girls should be thick in a couple of select places.

>> No.21836328
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I just bought 400 buckarinos worth of comics, I have lost control of my life. I need a Tanuki to take over my finances and lead me down a frugal path of investment and compounded interest.

>> No.21836352

>>21836328
Starving kids in Africa could have eaten that comic, you know

>> No.21836358

>>21836352
Let them eat cake.

>> No.21836365

hell hounds might be smug but i bet they have bad breath.

>> No.21836380

>>21836328
It's not hard, anon. Go to your bank and open a savings account that way it can't be spent using a card then every time you get paid put an acceptable percentage of your paycheck into that account.
If it's a fairly decent bank they'll let you set it up so important things can pull from it or have an app that allows for moving appropriate amounts around by hand.
Now, make a separate debit account and put a small but acceptable portion of your paycheck into that. That's your Fun account. Want to pay a subscription, buy some fast food, buy some comics, buy those new computer parts, get those figures, get that model, etc. it comes out of that Fun account and only that Fun account.
The only strict rule for using your Fun account is that the only money that EVER goes into it is that initial small but acceptable percentage you put in per paycheck.
No shuffling money from your important as fuck account or your expense account into the Fun account. You are only allowed to take FROM the Fun account and shove it into your other 2 accounts.

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>>21836365
And yet, there's nothing you can do when they pull you in for a deep, sloopy kiss. You're just gonna have to get used to it

>> No.21836402

>>21835603
Why do they call it a bitch seat, a sissy bar, but a buddy belt?

>> No.21836403
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21836403

>>21836380
But if I don't buy it now, it'll go out of print and I'll have to buy it for an unreasonable price from a scalper!

>> No.21836409

>>21836402
I read Hunter S. Thompson's book about Hell's Angels and they get pretty gay with each other. Most bikers would Alp.

>> No.21836418

>>21836380
I’m going to sound like a shill, but look into Acorns as well. It’s a great service and I’m happy I signed up.

>> No.21836425

>>21836409
How could you not when you’re sitting on a vibrator for hours on end?

>> No.21836443
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>>21836418
>>21836380
Good boyim.

>> No.21836453

>>21836402
No idea I've only ever heard it called the bitch seat across my entire life unless it was between friendly people in a poor situation in which case its existence was omitted entirely in favor of "hop on".
>>21836403
So you failed to save up a proper cushion of money in your Fun account by not saving it up. You now learn a lesson about the importance of saving for the important stuff rather than bleeding slowly over the small but skippable stuff. From now on endeavour to keep the Fun account properly stocked via appropriately saving otherwise you will find it drained when you don't want it to be.

>> No.21836454

>>21836425
Not that anyone asked but riding at the back of a bus over a bumpy road can cause me to discharge. Public transportation would be very dangerous in the presence of Monster Girls.

>> No.21836468

>>21836425
No he means they get pretty gay in general not pretty gay but only when they share a bike.
Like, having your chick blow your unwashed buddies after a long sweaty day of riding in jeans and leathers and being okay with kissing her immedistelt following assuming she's had a beer to wash her mouth out because if they're Angel's they're closer than brothers which makes that okay amongst other similar things.

>> No.21836506
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Ancient evil goat nee-san is coming out again in C96!

>> No.21836512

>>21836506
How Lovecraftian.

>> No.21836520

>>21836365
>>21836384
You just know they'll enjoy making you squirm with their breath when they force you down and have their way with you.

Then one day you throw one of those breath cleaning dog treats at her and she rapes you even harder than usual.

>> No.21836526

>>21836443
>Honey, why do you always make that face?
>I can’t help it, that’s just how I naturally look!
>Really?
>Yeah! Do you have any idea how hard I was bullied as a kid? You know, growing up, I-I don’t think I e-ever h-h-had a f-f-f-f-friend

>> No.21836585
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Another really nice pixel art wife animation was finished today. The artist is super cool and I'm definitely gonna keep getting more from him.
http://imgur.com/a/9wNdscE
artist pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=251370

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C96 tonight, anyone going this time? Wondering how long it'll take for the side guide, doujins and kiki book to show up.
>>21836585
Can see why you like that artist, it's amazing.

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>> No.21836629

>>21836625
TZICH TZICH

>> No.21836653

>>21836614
There is a Kiki book? Is it called "A Roadside Picnic 2: The Cleanup"?

>> No.21836681
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>>21836653
https://twitter.com/mikanbako365/status/1155286237105627136

>> No.21836692
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>>21836625
MOTHS

>> No.21836700

>>21836681
Getting some Kaoru Mori vibes from here.
>>21836692
How to get her to make bottom right and bottom left faces?

>> No.21836703

>>21835281
>Dragon zombies are resurrected by the power of despair and regret binding DE to their corpses and reanimating them
>goes from proud and tsundere to amorous and clingy
Jesus fuck
I wonder what other dragons see dragon zombies as-failures? Horror stories? A desecration of their proud kin?

>> No.21836744

>>21836703
Probably a cautionary tale.

>> No.21836757

>>21836703
They see them as cautionary tales to publicly baulk at and belittle but privately and secretly fear becoming.
KC actually nailed the social dynamics and issues surrounding Christmas Cake culture over there when he made those.

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>>21836703
Secretly jealous

>> No.21836803
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>> No.21836819
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>>21830059
Sticky?

>> No.21836829

>>21836803
The... shack?

>> No.21836873
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>> No.21836878

>>21836829
Yeah I'm just as confused. I only know shack as a slang in 3 different uses and none of them fit so all I can assume is she literally means a shack of some kind we're supposed to know about.
Maybe a sea shack?

>> No.21836882

>>21836878
A shanty shack sitting by the sea shore!

>> No.21836883

>>21836585
>gazer gets more porn than any other monster

>> No.21836908

>>21836883
I wonder which monsters get the most porn.
Gazer is obviously first with hellhound in second but what about the rest? Lets just exclude doujins and standard nudes for the sake of being fair.

>> No.21836916
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>>21836883
*jealous Jabberwock noises

>> No.21836947

>>21836916
I'm surprised with jabberwock having as much art as they do and being quite popular with /d/ there's not really any porn of them apart from the doujin.
I know wockfag doesn't commission porn but I would have thought someone else who likes them would do it.

>> No.21836953

>>21836819
Fingers!

>> No.21836981

>>21836703
What would a tsun dragon do if someone mentioned finding dragon zombies' doting affection cute?
Would that be a way to disarm dragons, so to speak, would it trigger their dere, or would it make them more aggressive?
I could see all three happening in some cases, leading to an onee-chan yandere dragon.

>> No.21837002

>>21836328
I want a tanuki girl in Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.

>> No.21837018

>>21836829
The Love Shack is a little ol' place where we can get together. Love Shack, baby.

>> No.21837031

>>21836873
I want to walk up to a basilisk, stare straight at her face, and pull her mask off.

>> No.21837055

>>21836981
Probably make them act aggressive because pride and ego do that ontop of making them aggressive to hide some basic clustering then they'd just sit there calling themselves stupid stupid stupid and agonizing over making the wrong move after the fact because they drove off another cute human by not bending that steel rod up their ass they call an attitude.

>> No.21837066

>>21836908
It'd probably be Lilim, Lich, Bapho and Chesire with a decent amount of porn followed by a few others. There's tons of lewds for a lot of the girls already but actual porn it's probably little amounts despite MGE being a porn setting.

>> No.21837081

>>21834151
No, only centaurs do

>> No.21837084
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>>21837081
>only centaurs do
>>21834217

>> No.21837138 [SPOILER] 
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There's something strange about this pharaoh.

>> No.21837141

>>21836953
>jojo reference

>> No.21837155

>>21837141
Which MG would be most into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

>> No.21837163

>>21836883
thats because she has the most powerful waifufag that shares it with everyone

>> No.21837164

>>21837155
The dumbest ones

>> No.21837166

>>21834043
>board rivalries

>> No.21837168

>>21836614
3 days, since all the MGE guys are opening up on the 11th.

>> No.21837182

>>21836454
Are you saying you can cum just from a bumpy ride on a bus? That's hilarious. Sometimes I get an erection but that's about it. You must be really sensitive

>> No.21837185

>>21837066
That sounds about right. I wish there was more porn though, even Japanese artists seem oddly reluctant to do it.

>> No.21837207

>>21837182
It can't be helped, anon.

>> No.21837211

>>21837138
The best of both worlds

>> No.21837220
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>> No.21837225

>>21837220
What's got her spooked? Owls?

>> No.21837252

>>21837164
I’m going to pose with my Wurm Waifu!

>> No.21837320

>>21837163
if i had money like him, i'd fill the library of mamono porn with lots of blonde-haired monsters like selkie and titania as well as zombies and rape monsters like thunderbird

>> No.21837327

>>21837252
What would a Wurm name her Stand? Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? Old MacDonald?

>> No.21837365

>>21837211
Like traps

>> No.21837372

>>21837365
Guys like you probably suck on spadetails.

>> No.21837414
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21837414

do wurms eat worms?

>> No.21837417

>>21837414
That's inevitable when you're tunnelling and burrowing (very different!)

>> No.21837422

>>21837414
Only gummy ones.

>> No.21837458
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>> No.21837464 [SPOILER] 
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>>21837414
No worms eat wurms

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>>21837464
Frens?

>> No.21837499

>>21837479
The bestest frens
Anon will never escape their pursuit and their love

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>>21837464
How would a sandworm react to another girl getting in her shell?

>> No.21837507

>>21837501
>I feel sullied and unusual

>> No.21837518

>>21837501
One of two things:
>Spit her out
>Sexually assault her and become a duo

>> No.21837571
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21837571

Okay.

How do I lure a demon without leaving my room?
What sort of things do they like?

>> No.21837617

>>21837571
Open minds. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred.

>> No.21837644

>>21837571
This man is wrong --> >>21837617
They like to corrupt to be corrupted. Take down something pure, or the more alluring, slowly turn them pure. It makes them wet.

>> No.21837671
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Animated Victoria!

>> No.21837672
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>monster has an RNG mechanic

>> No.21837709

big dragons!

>> No.21837716

>>21837671
Post the one of her enjoying an orc.

>> No.21837720

>>21837672
Monster conception rates mean that every species that can get pregnant has significant randomness.

>> No.21837721

>>21837617
>>21837644
This doesn't help me procure a demon though. Is there some trinket or something I can put on my windowsill that tells alerts demons to my willingness to become their cumpump for all eternity?

>> No.21837730

>>21837721
Obtain crucifix
Put it up upside down
Maybe light some candles for mood

>> No.21837734

>>21837716
Fake news

>> No.21837786
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>>21837734
https://i.imgur.com/y8dIjAv.png
Does indrick watch?

>> No.21837792

>>21837786
Makes me think shes shavking her head yo thst one song.

>> No.21837803

>>21837792
Isn’t it a little early to be drinking?

>> No.21837814

https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=monmusu&no=71455&exception_mode=recommend&page=1

Does anyone have the shog pic that used to be here?

>> No.21837813
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>>21837803
Por supuesto!

>> No.21837817

>>21837814
Can't tell which one it is since the page doesn't load. What'd it look like?

>> No.21837822

>>21837786
Why are all OC lilims so fucking terrible jesus fuck

>> No.21837823

>>21837803
Not if you're a neet

>> No.21837832
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>>21837817
Like this, but with her hands around her lap instead.

>> No.21837837

>>21837813
BAKABAKABAKA

>> No.21837847

Why doesnt a Pharaoh just grape the grape snake first before she grapes her

>> No.21837857
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>>21837786
Fake news.
I had run out of ideas for a fourth picture so I told the guy he could draw whatever he wanted. Figured it was gonna be a human from the wip, in all honesty.
>>21837822
Rude af.

>> No.21837860

>>21837832
Don't think I've seen that before, hope it's not lost.

>> No.21837870

>>21837857
Too late now she's an orcfucker.

>> No.21837874
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>>21837870
Potions are a thing.

>> No.21837877

>>21837874
That doesn't make it any better. She likes to get fucked by orcs.

>> No.21837878

>>21837847
>The venom only makes the pharaoh stronger

>> No.21837880

>>21837877
Ur mum

>> No.21837886

Are there any snake girls with horns?

>> No.21837889

>>21837880
So much for the militaristic lilim. She's a basic bitch it seems.

>> No.21837895

>>21837886
Technically not snakes, but have you looked into Ryu?

>> No.21837898
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>>21837889
She'll give you nightmares.

>> No.21837900

kakoi kakuen

>> No.21837901
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>>21837886

>> No.21837903

>>21837898
Before or after she licks all the orc semen from the floor?

>> No.21837907

Shirohebi sure are nice and calm girls

>> No.21837908

>>21837903
Your fetishes are getting really specific.

>> No.21837917

>mari gets married and stops being a slut
>viccy gets married and fucks an orc
Really makes you think.

>> No.21837921

>>21837917
Mari is still shit though.

>> No.21837929

>>21837857
>Victoria2
I wonder if she would like the game Victoria 2

>> No.21837933

>>21837908
My waifu is not the one fucking orcs.

>> No.21837938

>>21837907
>End up dating the only non-yan shiro but her sisters bully her for not being yan to you

>> No.21837944

>>21837907
until they see a reflection of themselves on the mirror and get riled up thinking another woman is in their home trying to get with the husband

>> No.21837961

>>21837944
Dumb

>> No.21837965

>>21837938
>"Sister why are you letting your husband look at that girl"
>"Because she just works here gosh, how else will he pay for our meal"

>> No.21837988
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is it gross to consume the vaginal fluids of your waifu? raijus fap in public and i'd imagine no one wants to step on monster cum that's all over the floor, so it needs to be handled some how

>> No.21838019

>>21837933
Who is your waifu? Maybe we can fix that.

>> No.21838021

So I take it we're still being raided.

>> No.21838022

>>21838021
What are you talking about?

>> No.21838028

>>21838022
So you haven't noticed the /monster/ stains the last few days?

>> No.21838034
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>>21837933
The only reason it's a big deal is because it's Viccy. Haven't heard anyone mention that lilim public gangbang commission I've posted the wip of in other places, curiously enough.

>> No.21838039

>>21838028
If you're talking about >>21837988, there's no way Ace would post that because Ace has a burning hatred for all things sexual.

>> No.21838048

Why are some monsters bullies

>> No.21838049

>>21838034
>The only reason it's a big deal is because it's Viccy
Nah it's because she's a shit OC as you're telling us yourself right now. If nobody mentioned it it's because nobody here knew. But you just did it. Thanks for proving again that people with oc lilims are garbage.

>> No.21838051

>>21838039
Read the post right above yours. Read the rest of the thread. Look at that fucking image with the filename "NON FUTA MONSTER GIRL THREAD."

>> No.21838064

Guys why you responding? Instead of doing that why work on your art like the cute art fairy wishes you were doing

>> No.21838069

>>21838021
It's not a raid, it's the /monster/ rapefugees coming here with their retarded garbage.

>> No.21838070

>>21838019
Kirie kojima

>> No.21838072

>>21838049
If you're getting that upset over a drawing then I think you need to take a break, anon.

>> No.21838073

>>21838051
>NON FUTA MONSTER GIRL THREAD
What does that have to do with /monster/?

>> No.21838077

>>21838069
They don't belong here, they won't assimilate, and they won't leave. That's a raid.

>> No.21838081

>>21838048
because their fathers never bothered to wife them so they gear their emotions towards making a human boy suffer sexually before them. or it's because they're too poor and unfortunate to afford being like all the cute, beautiful, smart, tough, and cool mamono before so she's super self-conscious of herself and distracts all the negativity of herself and lays it on a boy they're interested in until they get what they want from them.

>> No.21838084

>>21838069
Someone please tell me they have some other place set up or at least in the making. I literally can't with these retards

>> No.21838086

>>21838049
>>21837921
Garbage and shit are popular apparently.

>> No.21838091

>>21838086
They have a whole board called /trash/ for it yet they think it's okay to come here.

>> No.21838094

What are you supposed to do if your waifu has shit taste in anime

>> No.21838098

>>21838049
>Thanks for proving again that people with oc lilims are garbage.
Not all of them are bad, Beast and Mari's are good.
The garbage ones are the shit attention grabs like lani and whatever the fuck Ace calls his.

>> No.21838105

>>21838098
Ace has a lilim?

>> No.21838108

>>21838091
Minority tastes aren't good tastes, anon.

>> No.21838110

>>21838098
>Beast and Mari's are good
Do I even need to say something?

>> No.21838111
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>>21837886
Do these count?

>> No.21838112

Fuck KDF.

>> No.21838116

>>21838111
are those branches
>>21838112
Too early man you only say that after he posts 6/10 learn more

>> No.21838126
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Yo guys which maid outfit looks best on your waifu

>> No.21838130

>>21838098
>Beast and Mari's are good

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>> No.21838138

>>21838051
>>21838073
I think that's /d/. Someone here tried to make a /d/-thread with monster girls, but didn't like futa.

>> No.21838143

>>21838126
Victorians and Classics.

A sucker for the traditional look who desperately needs to broaden their horizons.

>> No.21838145

>>21838138
It's not their fault /h/ doesn't accept monstergirls.

>> No.21838151

>>21838145
It accepts the vanilla ones; elves, succubus, etc

>> No.21838164
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>>21838151
But vanilla girls can't do this.

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