Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:16:21 2019 No.22021206 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:16:59 2019 No.22021209 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:17:31 2019 No.22021215 File: 311 KB, 1280x1616, 1561368624343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna find the biggest reddest Oni I can and agitate the hell out of her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:17:36 2019 No.22021217 >>22021206 Titanee has great titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:18:04 2019 No.22021221 File: 1.03 MB, 845x1200, 1567802538162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For those who weren't here last thread: https://pastebin.com/hcsbFQNW

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:18:40 2019 No.22021225

To Bringing Back The Old Autism Anon:
>>22021151
It's a non-issue I ran through last time so I'll footnote it.
>men pop = mamano pop + female pop
>once the DL wins and everyone corrupts female pop becomes mamano pop and male pop becomes incubi pop
>incubi pop ≤ mamano pop(because alps and twin/triplet mamano species)
Everyone has a partner/desired harem now.

As a note to anyone else asking or wondering. Demonic Energy solves all issues in the long run it just might take some time but all problems you can raise have solutions that fit the setting because of this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:18:40 2019 No.22021226 >https://i.imgur.com/JTh7bAk.png have sex with fairies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:20:52 2019 No.22021240 >>22021226 Oh golly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:21:13 2019 No.22021243 File: 143 KB, 800x600, orKMIltJ_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021226 I'd rather have sex with kesaran pasarans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:22:49 2019 No.22021253 File: 303 KB, 671x1200, 320_mershark_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021092 We know that's certainly a thing for some monsters, like mersharks and their teeth, dragons and their scales/horns, arachne and their silk, etc.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:25:40 2019 No.22021267

>>22021225
I follow what you're saying I just wonder if the mamono population is significantly lower than the human female population most men will be stuck with human pussy. But that's not necessarily true, I guess, and even if it is there's still a good amount of men who either don't want a monster wife for whatever reason and/or are in firm Order territory. Meaning more for us. Once the DL wins everything will even out though.

We can end the discussion here though since I don't want to ascend to even further levels of autism. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:26:05 2019 No.22021270 >>22021253 >kiki down filled pillows and mattress and comforter >even when she's not around or in the house it's like she's embracing your entire body as you nap or bundle up

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:26:12 2019 No.22021272 >>22021253 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:29:47 2019 No.22021289 >>22021272 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:31:35 2019 No.22021301 File: 78 KB, 203x232, BC2E5AED-0F67-4A3F-AE96-BBADB6CE6843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021206 I wanna be the mge avatar

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:31:36 2019 No.22021303

Imagine if the portals open and it turns out that our world is known as a sci-fi setting that your waifu is a fan of.
>Wow, look, it's a real plane!
>I always wanted to see what "cola" tastes like.
>You have a computer here! I bet it has at least 4 megabytes of RAM!

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:32:15 2019 No.22021306
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>>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Thinking about writing a story with this-what should the "victim" monsterize into?

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:32:56 2019 No.22021311

>>22021151
You're underestimating a few things:

1. You're underestimating just how big and sparsely inhabited the MGE world is. Many humans will only ever see a monster girl if they travel, same for monsters that have to embark on lengthy journeys to find available men.

2. You're underestimating the social/cultural stigma against marrying monsters. Outside of monster friendly regions (which typically have few available men), most men would rather stay single than seek out a monster. Hence why the monsters often have to be proactive in seeking out men. We're talking about whole societies that are raised to believe monsters want to eat or at least ruin them.

Hence, at present at least, the relatively few men from anti-monster areas who do seek out monsters tend to be spoiled for choice. As for monsters, if they lack the power to infiltrate human regions they often have to rely on catching whatever excess men they can find on the fringes of such societies, namely the surplus men who are so disenfranchised that they can't afford to, or don't bother to, avoid monsters as much as other men do.

3. You're also underestimating the patience of monsters. Bapho-sama has apparently gone a thousand years and still hasn't found a husband, and she's only somewhat bothered by it. Echidnas will outright guide a man from childhood and through a whole career as a hero before they take him as a husband. Desperate as Saphirette is, she is still willingly limiting herself to a man that fulfills her requirement of seeking her out, as she is unwilling to go out and find one herself.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:36:18 2019 No.22021332

>>22021303
>nerdy yeti gushing over all your videogame consoles, PC and other assorted gadgets
>as you two are talking, you happen to shiver
>"Oh, I know how to fix that!" she smiles, all genki
>wordlessly, you just walk over to the thermostat and increase the temperature
Truly, we live in a distopia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:36:27 2019 No.22021333 >>22021311 Fair enough. Points well taken. It's tricky for us on the monster-lover side to imagine what it's like to, well, not be that. Guess I can still fantasize about being a gift from the gods to my waifu and not just another dick in the wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:38:07 2019 No.22021339 File: 440 KB, 1100x1124, 73411089_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021209

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:38:10 2019 No.22021341

>>22021311
>You're also underestimating the patience of monsters.
Those are all neutral monsters and incredibly powerful. All the monsters made by druella immediately go for [you]. I guarantee that the radicals and fallen angels are not very patient.

The real solution is the fact that monster population get to add all human girls to the population.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:42:33 2019 No.22021361 File: 129 KB, 600x600, 1543342743967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you want remilia to be your grilfriend? i want flandre to be my girlfriend and not have a jealous remilia standby

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:45:08 2019 No.22021377 File: 700 KB, 672x1000, 5443657434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021361 I want to be Yuugi's boyfriend!

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:45:40 2019 No.22021379

Hey monsternerds. If the evil lord of your fantasy monstergirl world eventually corrupts everyone and everything, will the top god of that world be left all alone or will they be corrupted too? If that's the case, will there be two evil lords and will they fight or just fuck each other?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:47:16 2019 No.22021391 File: 219 KB, 978x833, 62568487_p14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021306 Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:47:17 2019 No.22021394 >>22021379 Read the setting and lurk more, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:48:03 2019 No.22021398 >>22021379 >will they be corrupted too? I’m pretty sure that the fallen god is the previous high god. So yes. And they will just go get their own husband & servants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:48:41 2019 No.22021401 >>22021391 Mershark fangs creating more Mersharks sounds reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:48:51 2019 No.22021404 File: 102 KB, 750x750, 1527873425670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021377 sorry anon but you're stuck with femdom vampire pussy for eternity

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:49:05 2019 No.22021408 >>22021306 Mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:50:41 2019 No.22021418 >>22021306 something weird and freaky like a scylla, something that'll freak her out and wish she wasn't a monster at first, or if she's a angry vengeful gril, go with kraken

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:09 2019 No.22021424 File: 139 KB, 800x800, 009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cows

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:25 2019 No.22021425 File: 2.35 MB, 1637x1158, 1487471744165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021404 I refuse! I shall spend eternity as an Onis daki!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:33 2019 No.22021427 >>22021306 Mershark or nereid

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:34 2019 No.22021429 >>22021424 MOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:42 2019 No.22021430 >>22021379 Anybody can corrupt. Fallen God has some BIG nods towards it being the previous chief god who corrupted. DE solves everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:53:14 2019 No.22021435 File: 82 KB, 589x652, 9ad6e9bdae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021394 KC hasn't said anything about what would happen to the Chief God when the Demon Lord wins, only that she won't be executed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:53:55 2019 No.22021441 File: 616 KB, 850x1400, 1526130052132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021425 she's already taken, you can fuck the japanese golbin instead however

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:54:00 2019 No.22021442 >>22021424 Soft and big is best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:54:41 2019 No.22021445 File: 102 KB, 758x696, remilia comfy launfry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021361

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:54:41 2019 No.22021446 >>22021379 The chef god will probably corrupt plus their are monster girls who worship and who still have her blessing despite monsterizing it’s possible she’s already monsterizing herself but very slowly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:57:52 2019 No.22021465 >>22021446 >chef god Maybe that's why she's got such a sandy vagina, she's upset that human cooking will change if monsters take over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:58:19 2019 No.22021467 File: 153 KB, 850x850, __nazrin_touhou_drawn_by_nuu_nu_nyu__sample-ad0781912244628ab59faa9cc06bdf63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021446 >The chef god

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:58:28 2019 No.22021470 >>22021446 I am intrigued by this chef god.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:58:58 2019 No.22021473

>>22021435
>Chief God has all her power sapped
>Is tossed into a honeybee hive
>Honeybees molest her until she is raised as a honeybee herself
>Chief God finds a hubby
>Lives the normal honeybee life
>Eventually marries
>She tells her hubby how she was the Chief God, the most powerful being in the universe
>He doesn't believe her
>No one believes her

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:00:10 2019 No.22021480 >>22021465 >>22021467 >>22021470 Sorry meant Chief God

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:02:34 2019 No.22021492 File: 336 KB, 602x850, 1508989045427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021441 >she's already taken by me, nothin against Suika but no loli for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:03:03 2019 No.22021494 >>22021478 Stop posting that shitty drawing, specially with that ugly ass watermark. If you want to post that shit at least fix the cup and the chest

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:05:33 2019 No.22021501 >>22021478 Need more monster girls doing that challenge. >>22021494 >shitty It's better than half the regular stuff that gets posted even if it is spammed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:06:52 2019 No.22021511 File: 600 KB, 1440x1440, 1567814812597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021445 remilia is cute but i'm after a much bigger prize in the basement

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:08:26 2019 No.22021521 File: 503 KB, 655x1164, 1541884632158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021492 so you don't want a cUTE and Funny fairy too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:09:54 2019 No.22021529 >>22021521 It’s ok to say cunny anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:17:32 2019 No.22021562 >>22021511 what if she broke free from those belts and raped you haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:20:26 2019 No.22021581 File: 521 KB, 794x1200, 69045924-53D5-4948-85FB-CA15DF1ED094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dark Valkyrie is a vastly underrated girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:23:03 2019 No.22021591 >>22021581 i want to draw her but there's nothing i can think of that would be interesting to see her do in a single image

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:25:21 2019 No.22021603 >>22021591 Maybe you could figure out a purpose for that chain dangling off her arm

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:30:07 2019 No.22021620 File: 141 KB, 800x1145, D2v3MB-UcAEq8O6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:30:30 2019 No.22021622 >>22021591 Swooping down and kidnapping anon. Or protecting anon from order soldiers with a joyful look on her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:31:17 2019 No.22021626 >>22021620 Cum all over fluffy tail!

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:32:23 2019 No.22021632
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>>22021341
Actually, MGE volume 2 notes that even the radicals are usually pretty patient in the way they do things. They'll plan town takeovers for years in order to minimize casualties, except if there is an emergency like serious human rights abuses, planned mass monster executions, etc.

Fallen Maidens is about as extreme as things get, and women who have just been monsterized tend to be less in control of themselves at first.

Then there is that "fiendish pact" spell, which necessitates whole groups of radical faction monsters remaining unmarried/available for potentially decades or perhaps even centuries until a town decides to enact the spell (though monsters belonging to these groups do teach and spread the spell to humans to help speed things along).

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:32:30 2019 No.22021634 File: 396 KB, 733x1268, 7977896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021521 nope, loli is not for me, BIG is for me

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:36:32 2019 No.22021654
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>>22021626
That's the plan.
I know it's a pipe dream, but I want to see Kenkou Cross draw an Azur Lane bote, since their not-Japan has the whole youkai thing going on

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:37:03 2019 No.22021656

>>22021581
An awesome design certainly, I just wish the profile description itself wasn't so one-dimensional. Honestly it'll be a real challenge for KC to ever make the Pandemonium girls sound interesting to live with, given for most of them their ultimate goal is to go off to another dimension where time stands still. We have the mention of some fruit being harvested there, but other than that we don't have much of anything to make us think they aren't the exception to "constant sex isn't really constant sex" rule of the setting, and that just makes them a bit boring. I want to adventure with a dark valkyrie, I want her to be more like the vanilla valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:39:48 2019 No.22021670 File: 246 KB, 900x900, Baphomet143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021634 lolis never get love anyways, what's the point...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:41:32 2019 No.22021671 >>22021603 ill have her do the rondo of blood/dracula x pose next to an ochimusha shrine maiden with an eagle on her arm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:41:39 2019 No.22021672 File: 863 KB, 771x597, Screenshot_2019-09-06 imgbox - fast, simple image host.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021670 I know for a fact that ain't true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:45:31 2019 No.22021688 >>22021634 I wish a huge oni gently held me in her strong arms

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:46:52 2019 No.22021691 >>22021672 Maybe not for the dusty old baphomet. Of course, the nubile familiars she created get married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:47:07 2019 No.22021692 File: 127 KB, 512x511, remove_marune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021670 >>22021672 They just can't handle perfection. Gotta add terrible big titties just to make it imperfect enough for them to handle it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:49:25 2019 No.22021699 >>22021670 But they're some of the best monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:56:20 2019 No.22021728 >>22021688 >tfw she princess carries you on your wedding day Also i wonder what oni weddings are like

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:56:22 2019 No.22021729 >>22021656 I like the idea of DV worshiping their husband. Functional the Valkyrie views the husband has her divine patron and should act as such. Defending her husbands honor and being his hype man and such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:58:09 2019 No.22021735 >>22021603 >chain She needs it for flagellation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:58:26 2019 No.22021736 >>22021728 Maybe don't throw rice

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:59:27 2019 No.22021746 >>22021603 Chains like that are typically used for binding an opponent's weapon, or striking past a shield.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:02:39 2019 No.22021757 >>22021736 i thought its beans they dont like, also >throw beans at an oni >she just looks confused and slightly annoyed as they just bounce off her abs >she then proceeds to grab you and sexually assaults you

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:05:50 2019 No.22021771

>>22021692
>perfection
>too short to be useful
>too light to withstand anything
>no muscles
>no mana tanks
>no curves
>no mass so no nice skindentation effect the best you can hope for is bones
>almost universally come with annoying or problematic personalities or disorders
>can't big spoon you
>can't take care of themselves
>can't help out
Wheres the perfection in any of that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:05:58 2019 No.22021773 >>22021672 Agreed, familiars deserve all the love

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:07:49 2019 No.22021784 File: 131 KB, 1200x1056, 1556341762226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021771 Ah. I see why you don't like them. It's because you have misconceptions about every single point imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:10:26 2019 No.22021790 >>22021771 >t. ultimate plebeian

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:21:48 2019 No.22021821 File: 383 KB, 2556x2357, 1490313901310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:23:24 2019 No.22021829 >>22021821 Is she fat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:24:07 2019 No.22021831 >>22021821 Fuck shark

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:24:47 2019 No.22021832 File: 1.07 MB, 2105x1488, beelzebub04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People think the rivalry is between kikis and shoggs. The truth is. It's between kikis and beelzebubs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:24:54 2019 No.22021834 >>22021771 >too short to be useful Tall lolis are a thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:25:31 2019 No.22021835 File: 1.67 MB, 2027x2300, 1488525969273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021829 In all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:28:02 2019 No.22021843 >>22021832 So what about the shogs? Has it ever been bad enough that kiki and shog teamed up against beelzebubs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:28:35 2019 No.22021845 >>22021835 Something something whale shark

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:28:53 2019 No.22021848 >>22021843 Shoggs easily dispatch of beelzebubs. Kikis cannot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:30:21 2019 No.22021854 File: 367 KB, 784x857, kikicleaner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021848 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:32:00 2019 No.22021860 >>22021835 Gonna grab handfuls of that Shark blubber.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:35:16 2019 No.22021871 >>22021634 It'd take a fucking 18 inch erection to satisfy that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:35:43 2019 No.22021873 File: 201 KB, 700x980, leygYAwViwDsVmd20BoxsHnY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you do "favors" for the boss so you could get that promotion, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:35:45 2019 No.22021874 File: 140 KB, 1226x1373, ED0Nb7XXUAA6GvI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lilims are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:36:33 2019 No.22021877 >>22021871 Nah, tall girls don't generally have bigger pussies, and muscle control is a thing. They're plenty tight and get plenty of stimulation from normal dicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:37:16 2019 No.22021879 >>22021873 No, management positions suck

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:38:10 2019 No.22021885 File: 837 KB, 835x1285, 68504303_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021845

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:39:09 2019 No.22021890 >>22021871 see >>22021877 also dick size is less of an issue than the logistics of being ridden by an Oni that is over one half US ton

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:40:12 2019 No.22021896 >>22021873 No. If I have a wife/girlfriend, I am not going to even think of trying anything funny with my boss. If I'm single, I might as well just marry her and be her stay-at-home husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:40:30 2019 No.22021898 >>22021890 >How do you enjoy cowgirl with a one thousand pound Oni? >Carefully

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:41:16 2019 No.22021902 >>22021885 >Shark pressing her fat shark tats against the shark cage you're in, causing the bars to start bending.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:41:19 2019 No.22021903 >>22021863 she overcame lust and become a wizard

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:41:28 2019 No.22021904 File: 87 KB, 466x363, 1567688651087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76626750

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:41:36 2019 No.22021906 >>22021898 >Carefully screw that i'd want her to drop her full weight on me in amazon position

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:48:27 2019 No.22021927 File: 422 KB, 1024x1850, 1567545254698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021906 >tfw there's so little monster girl amazon position art

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:50:21 2019 No.22021941 File: 105 KB, 901x484, hEdb9fzG_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021906

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:51:21 2019 No.22021945 >>22021941 Poor Nurse Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:53:38 2019 No.22021955 File: 1.24 MB, 2200x1800, 1567223426845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be wary when crossing bridges.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:54:52 2019 No.22021961 >>22021941 Why does Haku-sensei drink so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:00:08 2019 No.22021975 File: 390 KB, 1000x748, 70HwqmMe_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021961 Because Unicorn-san keeps dragging her to bars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:00:44 2019 No.22021978 File: 85 KB, 566x793, Zoboomafoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never run a fun kids nature show with a Lemur co-host. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9u6SGB_GY

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:05:32 2019 No.22021990 File: 1.68 MB, 3000x3000, 9588B444-F319-40B7-B982-A26DAF643A49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New set of the wife and daughters got finished! https://imgur.com/a/B6nYfpZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:07:22 2019 No.22021994 >>22021990 Mice are nice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:07:51 2019 No.22021996 >>22021959 Damn that looks like fun, though I'd worry about getting crumbs in the water.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:08:44 2019 No.22022001 >>22021961 Because her star pupil Anon won't come to private lessons at her house.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:09:46 2019 No.22022006
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>old monster just plans to milk a few loads out of anon to show him how good she can make him feel
>gets fucked ragged the entire night because his cock won't go down
>wakes up with sore hips and a slight fear of young men's youthful energy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:13:33 2019 No.22022016 i want a minotaur waifu that will go from haughty and playful to clingy and overprotective when i get hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:16:17 2019 No.22022029 File: 96 KB, 679x839, uaqPC85x_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022016

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:16:20 2019 No.22022030 >>22022016 Fainting near her would really get her

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:21:01 2019 No.22022047 >>22021990 Cute cow mice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:23:32 2019 No.22022060 File: 496 KB, 1000x850, 1566850797216.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://youtu.be/9TYYs7zbUrM

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:24:49 2019 No.22022069 File: 521 KB, 1280x1850, ENG019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How jealous would a sea bishop get presiding over a kraken's wedding ceremony?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:27:46 2019 No.22022080 >>22022069 Why would she be jealous? She gets to bind two lovers in holy matrimony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:28:27 2019 No.22022086 >>22021961 Because mother fucking grown ass adults still don't understand fucking PEMDAS and they think they're fit enough for any university level math classes. Solve this and don't come back until you know why 1 isn't the correct answer: 6÷2(1+2)=

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:31:56 2019 No.22022104 >>22022069 sea bishops don't care about sex until a man gets forward with one

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:32:47 2019 No.22022108 File: 587 KB, 996x1024, Comi12_by_p01ntless-d82woq7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022080 Ten good reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:36:13 2019 No.22022121 File: 537 KB, 1400x1234, 61534566_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022104 That's what they want you to believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:37:16 2019 No.22022125 >>22022108 I doubt monsters get jealous of other monsters just because of the different appendages they have. Each species has their own way of loving men, so the way others do it probably wouldn't be as appealing to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:37:40 2019 No.22022126 >>22022086 Isn't the answer 6 since it goes left to right and the multiplication is to the right of the division? Or am I fucking retarded beyond all repair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:38:05 2019 No.22022128 >>22021771 Jokes on you but my Bapho and Rata wives have hips and thighs for days. Shorties with huge hips are my weakness

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:38:32 2019 No.22022132 File: 76 KB, 672x1024, Rlx5WF9Y_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This is the height of 1880s fashion!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:40:28 2019 No.22022139 >>22022132 I want to see her swimwear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:44:25 2019 No.22022154 File: 1.06 MB, 900x1440, 71792842_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022139

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:48:45 2019 No.22022168

>>22022126
You got closer than most its 9. Brackets first then Multiplication-Division have equal precedence so you now work the equation from left to right. 6÷2(1+2), 6÷2(3), 6÷2×3 then you work the equation from left to right as they have equal precedence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:50:32 2019 No.22022176 >>22022121 how do you get a sea bishop to obsess over you and come forward to you with her need to assault you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:51:06 2019 No.22022178 >>22022154 Victorian, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:52:04 2019 No.22022185 File: 1.17 MB, 953x1100, 85585d5522b82c222a9018ed5766e359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022128

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:53:25 2019 No.22022188 >>22022176 Jack off by the shoreline where you "think" nobody can see you. Clean yourself after with the provided sea water compliments of poseidon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:54:09 2019 No.22022191 >>22022176 Become childhood friends with one, then casually mention you don't believe in marriage because it seems like such a hassle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:54:11 2019 No.22022192 File: 609 KB, 1186x1475, 1567824851565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022185

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:54:45 2019 No.22022195 >>22022192 Also amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:56:26 2019 No.22022198 >>22022192 I want a mega bust Rata

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:57:29 2019 No.22022201 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead. remember that as the weather turns cooler, stray wife slimes will begin shifting appearances to better suit the season

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:01:22 2019 No.22022215 >>22022191 you can't become a childhood friend because you're an adult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:02:06 2019 No.22022216 >>22022201 From a summer yukata to an autumn kimono? Will she bring an umbrella made of water too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:03:29 2019 No.22022221 >>22022216 Nah, they'll have actually umbrellas, although they may sink into them slightly. And in winter they get scarves and heavy kimonos!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:04:18 2019 No.22022225 >>22022132 >Lewd wight gets obsessed about past human fashion >wake up to a different decade dress every night because you sleep but she doesn’t

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:06:40 2019 No.22022232 File: 884 KB, 1004x1420, Dms8idWUUAEVhNC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022215 That can be fixed with a shota potion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:06:57 2019 No.22022233 >>22022221 She'll freeze in the winter! Someone's gotta take her home and keep her warm!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:07:00 2019 No.22022234 >>22022225 I’ve always loved the idea of undead girls just cuddling you all night because they don’t sleep. Especially lolis and mega-milfy zombies who just like to mindlessly hump you and rub themselves against you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:09:04 2019 No.22022244 >>22022233 No, they just go mostly solid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:09:35 2019 No.22022248 >>22021955 I wanna pay the troll toll

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:10:11 2019 No.22022250 File: 207 KB, 800x1000, 1564192941846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022185 Flat chest, nice hips and thighs can't be beaten.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:12:30 2019 No.22022258

>be order wizard
>realize demon realms have essentially unlimited mana
>to hell with it, gimme that mana
>bully a mimic out of her chest so I can take over her pocket dimension
>set up shop and start researchin'
>my work with mamono mana incubizes me, but hey, i'm comfy as fuck
>too bad the sabbath's trying to figure out where all the mana is going now
>...i hope they don't find that mimic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:13:40 2019 No.22022263 File: 235 KB, 900x1258, Oc+skitterien+as+raven_b1d1d8_7280580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:13:48 2019 No.22022265 >>22022244 >tourist chuckles at the sight of a wifecicle, assuming it's just a joke >in the summer she thaws and counts his chuckle as a smile >shows up in his house eager to make up for lost time

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:15:18 2019 No.22022271 >>22022250 I'd kill for a wider hipped variant of that pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:15:28 2019 No.22022272 File: 389 KB, 959x1073, 1544303489374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021955 I want to get in the Troll hole

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:16:18 2019 No.22022277 File: 525 KB, 1650x2048, 1561220371382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022271 They're wide enough for me!

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:17:06 2019 No.22022279

>be adopted by a valkyrie
>tell her you want to go adventuring, but she only agrees if she can tag along
>she comes out in her old bikini armor that doesn't exactly fit over her more mature body
>she lets you level up on the weaker mobs while she handles the higher level dangers
>you can't help but think that the way she fights looks a bit erotic, and you have to hide your erection from her until you calm down
>adventuring with her is kind of fun, but you're not sure if you can handle the stimulation

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:18:30 2019 No.22022286 >>22022234 >sleep with ochimusha wife >wake up in the middle of the night, see her eyes wide open >staring into the darkness like a hawk >well, at least you’ll be safe

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:19:19 2019 No.22022293
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>>22022232
but then i'll get kidnapped by an onee-san and move to the volcanic region where i'll be a crazy lava mershark's childhood friend instead! i want a sea bishop childhood friend, not a ugly shark...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:19:29 2019 No.22022295 >>22022277 I'm happy for you anon. May you enjoy your lovely Rata

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:20:52 2019 No.22022302 File: 1.96 MB, 1076x1031, Runya Rata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022295 I don't need to add, remove, or change anything about the profile rata for me to love her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:24:27 2019 No.22022319 >>22022302 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:24:29 2019 No.22022320 >>22022302 Why does this come off as insulting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:25:31 2019 No.22022322 File: 616 KB, 1110x810, oqd8P7Gg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022272 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:25:54 2019 No.22022325 >>22022320 Because it is. Fuck off back to your tall fat flabby girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:29:23 2019 No.22022340 File: 139 KB, 1023x1457, Ratatoskr13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022325 Don't be rude man

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:33:01 2019 No.22022356 File: 520 KB, 1300x1800, 1562134125386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022320 Some people need to change perfection for them to handle it. I feel bad for them. Only a chosen few can handle unaltered perfection!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:34:35 2019 No.22022361 >>22022340 Can you stop with your fat offprofile shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:36:51 2019 No.22022370 File: 377 KB, 1280x2048, D2UBAxGWsAEwvqg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022361 Since when were off-profile designs a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:38:05 2019 No.22022377 >>22022370 Only proving his point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:40:02 2019 No.22022385 >>22022356 100% people who have to change things to like a design are shallow and don't deserve a wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:41:50 2019 No.22022395 >>22022385 >t. anon with the creativity and individuality of a grain of rice You’re spare parts bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:43:23 2019 No.22022404 File: 37 KB, 192x239, Screenshot_2019-09-06 Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide I Fallen Maidens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:46:17 2019 No.22022413 >>22022404 this autists need to take their medicine

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:47:01 2019 No.22022416
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>>22022325
>>22022361
>>22022385
Anon, you aren't helping me prove my point.

I'm just trying to subtly/ not so subtly say fuck the oppai and adult versions of loli species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:48:08 2019 No.22022421 >>22022416 How do you feel about >>22022185 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:50:23 2019 No.22022429 File: 1.43 MB, 2064x2976, ExxZ3pY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022416

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:52:05 2019 No.22022438 File: 206 KB, 1600x2262, daffb761895edc92dfeb074b546c16beb16cbac64c92442f97e3aa93ce27e453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have links for a good hellhound story? It's a cold night.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:52:22 2019 No.22022440
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>>22022421
I'm assuming it's a loli, and it's a loli with a big ass. It's fine with me. Preferred even.

>>22022429
Not accepted into the sabbath with regular means. It's a damn disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:54:18 2019 No.22022449 File: 16 KB, 980x143, Screenshot_2019-09-06 jp - Otaku Culture - Search da rules.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:00:42 2019 No.22022474 File: 2.17 MB, 2480x3508, EDu5e5iU8AAbRB1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] twitter.com/ruu_bot/status/1169732666490413057?s=20 Cute bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:02:13 2019 No.22022483 File: 113 KB, 1576x1912, Mg9CEmn3_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves in spats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:04:03 2019 No.22022490 >>22022440 Isn't a loli if she has a big ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:06:40 2019 No.22022499 >>22022370 clowns are fucking scary, do people find what scares them, sexy these days??

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:08:32 2019 No.22022504 File: 247 KB, 464x702, 59452241_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022490 Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:09:11 2019 No.22022506 >>22022440 Except that it is, you can be butthurt all you want about it but they’re a branch if the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:09:17 2019 No.22022507 >>22022483 I want to eat that dark elfs spats

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:14:03 2019 No.22022519 Uh oh. It looks like the Demon Energy has Alp'd the Facists into girls... >https://youtu.be/Ng18p-88C-g >https://youtu.be/m_iDYwqnhJM >https://youtu.be/uVsym8kzduo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:15:24 2019 No.22022521 >>22022504 Not a Loli. Just a flatchested petite woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:15:44 2019 No.22022523 File: 891 KB, 1722x2464, Runya Runya Sabbath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022490 Short, and flat chest are the only two prerequisites for a proper loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:16:07 2019 No.22022524 File: 392 KB, 1068x1200, Tdvc5C5g_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022519 The fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:16:30 2019 No.22022525 File: 1.30 MB, 1600x1133, 69479040_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022521 If you want me to post more you could just ask.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:17:01 2019 No.22022527 >>22022370 I want to rape this clown

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:17:23 2019 No.22022528 File: 244 KB, 1920x1080, 1561394195527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022525 Could you? Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:17:57 2019 No.22022531 File: 49 KB, 613x611, 1557168290472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you believe a cheshire cat's apology?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:18:05 2019 No.22022532 >>22022525 P U P P Y C U N N Y

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:18:12 2019 No.22022533 >>22022525 >>22022528 Thank you for posting ACTUAL lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:19:05 2019 No.22022536 >>22022531 What did she do?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:20:00 2019 No.22022538
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>Live in country ruled by monster girls
>Be coddled and doted on most of your life, because as a man you're considered fragile and valuable
>Start to get sick of being treated as weaker, so you become unruly
>Get smaller punishments in court because "cute boys can do no wrong"
>This only pushes you to continue
>Become somewhat of a delinquent with a posse of other like minded boys
>You thought you were nearly untouchable by the law so long as you didn't maim anyone
>One day while smashing car windows, you are caught by that damned Hellhound again
>She arrests you and places you in a holding cell, which was nothing new
>Stupid judge would just let you out again, because boys can handle prison
>"Hey, officer bitch! When will I get out of here?"
>"You'll be brought to court in a two days."
>"Damn. Can't you bring me out earlier? It's my birthday tomorrow, and you know that I'm just going to get another slap on the wrist."
>The Hellhound turns to you
>"How old will you be?"
>"Eighteen."
>Her grin just grows, shaking her head in amusement
>"Didn't they teach you anything in school?"
>"Must have skipped that class."
>She smiles at you, showing her full set of sharp teeth
>"Well, as an adult you may legally get married, and any rape protection expires."
>You feel your blood run cold
>"Wait, what?"
>"And by law, for a better and happier city, all male lawbreakers must marry the any single monster who captures them."
>"You mean I have to marry a fucking cop!?"
>"There is definitely going to be a lot of fucking tomorrow, birthday boy. By law, I must inform you that you have the right to moan, whimper, and scream during the process. I must also inform you that any attempt to fight back will require that I turn it into a threesome for my and your own protection."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:22:58 2019 No.22022545 >>22022499 Says Anon in a thread about sexualizing monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:23:16 2019 No.22022548 File: 1.08 MB, 1133x1600, 69297948_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022532 >tfw the artist dropped off the face of the earth and is probably deceased It hurts man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:24:13 2019 No.22022551 >>22021221 Is a watery setting superior even to Wintertown? The jury is still out!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:25:33 2019 No.22022557 File: 98 KB, 720x1024, b5575e18a55f163c04bf5e2a99a37939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022532 cat cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:25:42 2019 No.22022558 File: 775 KB, 982x1439, pn9CBNa8_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:25:43 2019 No.22022559 >>22022548 It hurts real fuckin’ bad man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:26:44 2019 No.22022561 >>22022557 No, that’s pussy pussy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:26:50 2019 No.22022562 >>22022558 But where do I look

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:27:23 2019 No.22022565 >>22022519 >>22022524 >https://imgur.com/gallery/zxUmu >https://imgur.com/gallery/6e6eC

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:29:12 2019 No.22022568 >>22022562 Her chest

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:32:37 2019 No.22022578 File: 334 KB, 3000x3600, XrMXRjO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022558 Everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:33:10 2019 No.22022580 >>22022558 There desperately needs to be more shogs in casual clothing. Or maybe a picture of a queen shog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:33:31 2019 No.22022581 >>22022506 Still considered an outlier and never accepted truly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:33:56 2019 No.22022582 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, 35859f3460bf8f766040f22e6da0b8375b3d874c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022578 Whoops, meant to reply to >>22022562

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:34:29 2019 No.22022586 >has a shrine maiden fetish >doesn't like snakes i will suffer

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:39:06 2019 No.22022597 >>22022086 >6÷2(1+2)= "P" >6÷2(3)= (no "E") "MD" >3(3)= >9 Is it 9? >>22022168 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:40:32 2019 No.22022600 >>22022538 A threesome with what species

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:40:57 2019 No.22022603

Holy shit, this is the monster girl thread. Why does almost nobody write stories with monstergirls actually graphically fucking someone nowadays? it's all done "off screen" so to speak with a line break and a skip to the next scene. These semen demons actually live for the cock, but writing with them getting down and dirty with some lucky/unlucky/eager chap are rarer than wooden pennies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:41:10 2019 No.22022605 File: 166 KB, 437x550, Kitsune-Tsuki_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022586

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:42:32 2019 No.22022610 >>22022605 Fuck foxes, especially shrine maiden foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:42:45 2019 No.22022612 >>22022597 >6÷2(1+2)=9 This is like elementary school math. Poor Haku.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:43:47 2019 No.22022617 >>22022603 I've never had sex so how am I supposed to write that? We live in a society.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:44:56 2019 No.22022620 >>22022612 School is mostly a waste of time. I'm just glad my memory didn't wear out as much as I thought it did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:45:37 2019 No.22022623 File: 2.34 MB, 2000x2263, 75417961_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022610

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:46:16 2019 No.22022625 File: 2.27 MB, 1280x720, 1567831576822.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fairies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:46:38 2019 No.22022627 File: 752 KB, 1833x1545, 1519894966880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022620 I miss school. I was good at everything, people liked me, I could sniff girls with impunity and I had no obligations.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:46:57 2019 No.22022629

>>22022617
I've had sex. Her pussy was the same temperature as my dick and didn't really grip tightly, so I barely felt anything and had surprisingly unsatisfying orgasms. It doesn't live up to the hype, and monster pussy is inhumanly good. Write what you wish sex is like, with juicy twats that are almost crushingly tight, and so hot they almost scald you. Write about the muscles in her body clenching around your dick and milking you with inhuman precision and affection. Use your imagination, and crib from other erotica writers.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:47:21 2019 No.22022630

>>22022603
Moralfag puritans infected the fanbase awhile back. They unironically believe that sex should remain taboo despite MGE being a blatantly perverted and extremely degenerate fap fantasy that encompasses nearly every fetish known to man. So naturally, they won't write about it, commission it, or draw it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:47:41 2019 No.22022631 >>22022625 Bondage fairies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:48:39 2019 No.22022632 File: 157 KB, 752x1063, o9MWK8ro_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022617 Learn from the masters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:49:59 2019 No.22022637 >>22022632 Who are the masters of underwater smut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:50:34 2019 No.22022638 File: 91 KB, 847x1200, KCvqN2nO_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine a weaboo pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:50:57 2019 No.22022641 >>22022603 Rsanon is about the only time I don't skim over the lewd parts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:52:02 2019 No.22022644 >>22022617 Have you ever lived with a real monster girl? No. It's fiction for a reason bud.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:52:20 2019 No.22022645

>>22022603
Oh boy! An excuse to shill my shit here while I edit some of my old smut.
I wrote this maledom shit involving a shortstack rata. There was sex eventually.
I'm not actually sure what sex feels like yet, though, lol.
https://pastebin.com/Z7Qx8gCk

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:53:12 2019 No.22022647 File: 200 KB, 1600x2560, D4o-X95XsAAgpx9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022637 Merrows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:54:29 2019 No.22022649 File: 467 KB, 2340x1517, Family_pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022644 Thanks for reminding me.;_;.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:54:52 2019 No.22022651 >>22022086 wait people have problems with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:55:02 2019 No.22022652 >>22022647 Time to study red fish then

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:56:43 2019 No.22022655 >>22022647 >Besides that, they love erotic tales, and often give thanks to other monsters who tell them such stories by offering up blood. Such smut!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:56:55 2019 No.22022656 File: 719 KB, 2832x3444, Ia2KU8N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022652 >red fish

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:58:01 2019 No.22022659 >>22022638 >tfw no weeb pharaoh who loves cosplaying as anime characters dressing up as Satsuki Kiryuin

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:58:21 2019 No.22022662 >>22022656 There's something fishy about her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 00:58:49 2019 No.22022664 File: 723 KB, 3772x2400, Tumblr_p9933whbfz1v2_7XtGj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022655 They really are scandalous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:00:04 2019 No.22022666 File: 530 KB, 1831x2339, Vi1AFXNx_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022662 There's something fishy about this hellhound too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:01:21 2019 No.22022669 File: 353 KB, 1000x2000, apophis mge by less.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone know a good title for a story involving an apophis getting captured and later fucking her captor? I can't think of a good title.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:01:37 2019 No.22022672 >>22022666 Sahellgin

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:01:45 2019 No.22022673 >>22022666 >Fusing a hellhound with a fish! Let's fuse some more monster girls!

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:02:14 2019 No.22022674
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>Join monster girl voice chat in game
>Tell them I'm single
>Unexpectedly get treated to exceptional sex talk and moans
>Tell them to stop because I'm getting horny and can't focus on the game
>This only emboldens them more
>They say they'll stop if I just give them my address

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:02:56 2019 No.22022675 >>22022669 Snake Charmer A Viper in my Bosom

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:03:31 2019 No.22022680 File: 219 KB, 1500x1838, 8j4ha7f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022673

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:06:31 2019 No.22022688

>>22022675
>Snake Charmer
I forgot to mention that there is a fight between the apophis and her "assassin". The "assassin" also doesn't really initiate the sex despite dominating her.

>Viper in my Bosom
I guess I'll go with "Viper in his Bosom" until a better name comes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:10:05 2019 No.22022694 >>22022674 You could at least get them to drop some items for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:14:22 2019 No.22022705 >>22022673 The idea of crossing Yeti with Kraken is compelling to me, even if silly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:15:49 2019 No.22022709 >>22022705 Arctic octopus!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:16:11 2019 No.22022710 File: 369 KB, 698x800, 1559002350000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022674 The only gamer MG I want is a cuddly rata!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:17:11 2019 No.22022715 >>22022674 I'd start asking them what their species is and the benefits of marrying them >>22022710 >A fat bottomed rata sitting on your lap, expertly discovering how a games lore and mechanics operate

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:18:08 2019 No.22022720 >>22021306 What if you strike them while on land? Or even in a desert?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:26:57 2019 No.22022745 >>22021854 Does Kiki recommend the Krugermeier or the Silverballer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:28:39 2019 No.22022750 File: 563 KB, 2700x2717, sabbath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022673 name my sabbath

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:29:11 2019 No.22022751 >>22022750 Cunny Riot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:30:02 2019 No.22022752 >>22022086 What number base are we using?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:30:03 2019 No.22022753 >>22022715 Maybe the top game journos will be good at video games then I wonder how many couple oriented gamer chairs and desks will be sold? I prefer KBM, I'm slightly worried that a lap sitting arrangement wouldn't work well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:30:16 2019 No.22022755 >>22022680 This artist has been getting better with their monster girl draws. It's really nice to see

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:33:10 2019 No.22022771 >>22022753 >Maybe the top game journos will be good at video games then Yeah, and then they wouldn't complain Pathologic 2 is too hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:34:07 2019 No.22022775 >>22022753 I'm sure a small rata could fit in one's lap really easily, even with a KBM setup. Would need a smaller KB for her though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:36:14 2019 No.22022784 Since we're talking about vidya, how would monster girls react to twelvies on Xbox Live, especially if they're jerks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:40:35 2019 No.22022795 >>22022784 momster bait. One moment they are saying how they fucked your mother. The next you hear an ara ara coming from their mic as a momster tracks him down.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:49:03 2019 No.22022838

>>22022775
Second KBM, sure that could probably fit assuming her arms are shorter than mine. I'm kinda worried on how a second monitor would work...

Spoilered autism: Maybe a weird set up with two monitors angled toward the person(s) sitting to minimize neck strain from having to look off to the side all the time. Like if you were to look straight forward, you would be looking inbetween both monitors. Might just need some experimentation to see if it would even work out, could easily just end up being awkward and bothersome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:53:04 2019 No.22022850 File: 94 KB, 1200x1200, ED04B24XoAAK3Da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fit girls are for hugs and cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:54:52 2019 No.22022854 >>22022850 i'd bear hug that with a complimentary motorboating

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 01:56:39 2019 No.22022862 >>22022838 Here is a neat idea: She uses a laptop and is OCD about having a powerful yet lightweight one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:01:11 2019 No.22022874 >>22022854 Understandable and she would probably like it as well. Just be careful not to get her too exited or she might just overpower you and fuck you.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:08:34 2019 No.22022912
File: 371 KB, 900x600, Sea_Slime_book_profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I was messing around with the mge tier list maker and noticed a monster I didn't recognize. I checked KC's twitter to be sure it wasn't new and then found it on the wiki. It bothers me that this mg is so old and that I didn't know about it until now. Not even a slime kinda guy either

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:09:06 2019 No.22022917 >>22022850 A hug at that height will result in your face buried into her crotch.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:10:18 2019 No.22022922

>>22022862
Hot. Gamer. Rata. Thighs.

Personally I find using a laptop from my lap isnt comfortable at all, much less for gaming. Also I feel like I'd have to be playing with my arms outstretched as far as I can if she was using a laptop in her lap, from my lap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:10:33 2019 No.22022924 >>22022912 I had totally forgotten they existed too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:15:43 2019 No.22022955 >>22022922 That's fair. A Rata would probably also want to multitask to all heck now that I think about it, keeping tabs on multiple sources of information, be it for news, hobby up dates or game stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:18:13 2019 No.22022961 >>22022955 Cuddly gamers could be eternally doomed to the couch and consoles. (or at least using console controllers on PC)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:18:13 2019 No.22022962 >>22022912 I know I've got some cool sea slime art somewhere, just need to find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:19:51 2019 No.22022968 >>22022961 What's her gamer fuel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:19:57 2019 No.22022969 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 1460286604119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022962 >>22022924 >>22022912 Ah, here we go

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:20:59 2019 No.22022974 File: 250 KB, 868x1228, 1460286180150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022969

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:21:55 2019 No.22022978 >>22022968 Me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:22:22 2019 No.22022979 File: 200 KB, 660x912, 1460285641894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022974

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:25:28 2019 No.22022986 >>22022969 >>22022974 >>22022979 Hey that's actually pretty good art for a relatively obscure monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:28:55 2019 No.22022994 File: 224 KB, 1184x1200, 1507298691583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022986 Indeed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:36:03 2019 No.22023016 File: 678 KB, 1000x1080, 1559281925168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy tails are made to have gum stuck into them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:41:52 2019 No.22023031 >>22022961 True too. I'm sure my Rata would always have my switch in her hands among other things

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:43:10 2019 No.22023035 >>22023031 >not wanting loli thighjob >not wanting her to ride you while gaming Plebian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:43:16 2019 No.22023037 >>22023016 Fluffy tails are made to have cum stuck into them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:00:51 2019 No.22023089 File: 324 KB, 1200x1200, Ryza 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of monster would ryza turn into?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:03:54 2019 No.22023096 >>22022669 >>22022675 >>22022688 I'm done with the editing. Should the title be "Viper in his Bosom"? I'm hoping for a title involving gagging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:05:03 2019 No.22023100 >>22023035 You say that like it isn't obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:07:34 2019 No.22023105 >>22023035 Surely it is good if she switches it up from time to time, no?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:10:29 2019 No.22023118 >>22023031 How wide can she open her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:11:26 2019 No.22023120 >>22023118 Considering her species, probably really wide

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:24:38 2019 No.22023157

>sleeping comfortably on the road during your adventure
>your Automaton combat maid/companion is providing an automatically warmed and perfectly proportioned lap pillow for you to rest on
>yet even still as her hands rhythmically stroke your hair in mechanically perfect intervals, her eyes scan the horizon at a regular fixed rate, inspecting for the potential of an ambush
>Inside her chest section, slow brew coffee is already beginning to be warmed up gradually so as to coincide with your highest probability percentage time of waking up
>her shoulderblade pauldron-drones are nearly back from silently heading out to gather some eggs and ham for breakfast
>her mind is efficiently processing all the data learned from the day’s adventures for further use
>her wrist and hip guns are automatically cleaning and performing routine maintenance all while under the cover of her external chassis
>as you hum a bit in your sleep and nestle in further to her soft thighs, the smallest little extraneous function manifests on her face as she briefly looks down at your sleeping form
>a little content smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:46:33 2019 No.22023211 >>22022603 I can bearly write normal stuff Smut will just flick the switch between tolerable and painful

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:47:28 2019 No.22023214 Could you gaslight someone into alping?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:52:11 2019 No.22023222 File: 198 KB, 850x1046, mummy's curse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need some anubis bondage.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:06:37 2019 No.22023255

>>22022603
The good writers who knew how to write about sex left for greener pastures. All that's left are individuals who don't know how to write about sex because their knowledge on the subject is limited and it shows in the awkwardness of the writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:08:36 2019 No.22023260 >>22023255 That's a shame. I suppose I'll have to look around at the aggregators, TFT and the like then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:14:32 2019 No.22023281 Shortstack ratas are for explosive creampies!

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:19:20 2019 No.22023298
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Well, I give up on thinking of a better title. Guess "Viper in his Bosom" will have to do. At least it's better than "Untainted Sands" and "Desert Dawn".
Not much editing has happened aside from giving a few side characters some names.

Not sure how many of you are into maledom and worldbuilding, but here it is.
https://pastebin.com/sMRXgELd

>>22023260
I used to write a bit, but I was really horny at the time and pissed off with the lack of monsters getting tied up. Not sure how much potential I actually have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:27:33 2019 No.22023317 File: 622 KB, 2378x2683, 484c94c73ce66f80952f98714583163b2ca53e0acd1d211c01a0390bfb3d0f8b bee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do honey bees do to those that steal their honey without permission?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:28:34 2019 No.22023321 >>22023317 Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:29:47 2019 No.22023324 >>22023281 How explosive?..

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:29:57 2019 No.22023325 >>22022603 Based. Art has been getting lewder but writing still feels too family friendly. I miss silent and RS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:30:45 2019 No.22023329 >>22023317 Same thing any bee does when pissed. Cover the offender in chemicals and hormones that mark him for attack by the entire hive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:33:41 2019 No.22023340 >>22023325 The day i actually do smut will be a weird one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:34:08 2019 No.22023341 >>22023298 I enjoyed it, you probaby won't get too many replies since the thread is always dead at this time but please do more maledom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:48:40 2019 No.22023390 >>22023157 Robots are good girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 04:55:49 2019 No.22023417 >>22023341 People keep saying they liked it. Why do they like it? Is it simply because it taps into their fetish?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:00:41 2019 No.22023438

>>22023317
>>22023329
In the real world bees with group up and try to completely cover attackers like wasps and then beat their wings to heat it up, literally cooking the wasp until it dies. So I imagine if you piss off a monstergirl bee hive you’re in for a lot of hot, sweaty bee rape with them all over you completely incapacitating you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:05:19 2019 No.22023458 >>22023390 Automaton and Golem wives!

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:10:22 2019 No.22023483 [DELETED]

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>>22021206
Okay a prompt I made up my self.

A Shy Thief is robbing someone:

>https://youtu.be/BfQ_KlSA7bE

HOWEVER. That someone is a monstergirl.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

So pick a random Monstergirl via link above. And what do you think would be the Monstergirl's reaction on said shy thief... And what would happen to said Shy Thief attempting to rob a monstergirl out of desperation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:13:35 2019 No.22023497 >>22023483 >Thunderbird I'm getting zapped

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:16:22 2019 No.22023503 >>22023483 >Akaname RERORERORERORERO

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:23:50 2019 No.22023526 >>22023483 >reddit spacing >shilling some jewtube channel >fucking TUMBLR IMAGE Fuck yourself >>22023497 >>22023503 You too for replying to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:25:53 2019 No.22023535 >>22023526 Go cry us a river with your butthurt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:26:08 2019 No.22023538 File: 150 KB, 1200x1090, 1480533026569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22023526 You're a weenie too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:27:25 2019 No.22023545

>>22023483
Nice try fuzzi.
Jokes aside, looks like it's Kunoichi
>tries to rob her
>she's absolutely appalled by his technique and quickly stops him
>instead of turning him in or punishing him she decides to take him under her wing. Could make a fun story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:28:34 2019 No.22023549 >>22023526 >complains about reddit spacing >does it himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:30:17 2019 No.22023555 >>22023535 >>22023538 >>22023549 Go back to where you came from, immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:31:59 2019 No.22023564 File: 33 KB, 702x142, shill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22023483 Get the fuck outta here you dumb fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:32:20 2019 No.22023565 >>22023438 IIRC only Japanese bees do that since they have to deal with those xboxhuge wasps. European bee hives brought there got utterly destroyed by said wasps since they tried to fight them directly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:34:29 2019 No.22023575 >>22023555 It's highly likely all three are from here, if you think everyone stinks of shit it might be you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:36:37 2019 No.22023583 >>22023575 >It's highly likely all three are from here Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:37:53 2019 No.22023589 >>22023555 But Monster Girl threads aren't allowed on /a/ anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:39:07 2019 No.22023595 >>22023589 Then go somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:45:02 2019 No.22023618 File: 378 KB, 953x700, 1392305689789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22023595 Do what you will. I will not move. t. Chief Sitting Holst

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:49:16 2019 No.22023635 >>22023583 Because you don't want to face the fact that no one likes an autist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:53:11 2019 No.22023650 >>22023635 >implying fucking anyone likes a tumblrite shilling a fucking roleplay video for fujos Die

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 05:56:04 2019 No.22023664 File: 134 KB, 653x500, 1483463287898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22023650 I wonder how long you will keep this up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 06:00:16 2019 No.22023683 >>22023565 So then notjap bees are stronger and more rapey than bee girls from other regions, I’d be ok with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 06:01:18 2019 No.22023686 >>22023664 Until you cancerous newfags are finally gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 06:24:38 2019 No.22023773 File: 497 KB, 1021x1122, 1510063249459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22023686 Sit down, have some cocoa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 06:51:47 2019 No.22023880 >>22023438 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:17:04 2019 No.22023974 File: 450 KB, 1006x1447, Salamander49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer shall go in our hearts. Keep the fire burning!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:19:32 2019 No.22023984 >>22023974 Can't, it's raining real hard. Time to cuddle with the missus and enjoy media of your choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:32:25 2019 No.22024039 >>22023555 Have you considered that it's possible for a shitpost to not be from without?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:39:03 2019 No.22024065 File: 308 KB, 1532x2048, 1567349222396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise be the Chief God! All hail the Chief God

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:39:06 2019 No.22024066 File: 127 KB, 699x802, 1421915116792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024039 Judge Claude Frollo longed to purge the world of vice and sin And he saw corruption everywhere... except within

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:53:31 2019 No.22024121 File: 73 KB, 760x760, 078EF9CC-8CE1-47CC-8A11-14AB98FC46BE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scritching behind your Kitsune wife’s ears. Yes or no? This is the expression she makes when you bring it up.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 07:55:54 2019 No.22024132

>>22021332
>How do you type on these tiny keyboards? They're so small!
>This, how you say "smart telephone", it's not recognizing my paw touch
>Lag? What is this lag, ping, rubberbanding? You're throwing a lot of confusing words at me anon
Nerd Yetis are going to be disappointed by our mystical scifi tech

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:05:51 2019 No.22024167
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I know it's a bit taboo here, but damn, sometimes I just wanna fuck a very experienced, turbo slut of a monster girl, normally in the form of an ancient succubus or old, 9-tailed inari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:07:55 2019 No.22024176 >>22023324 REAL FUCKING EXPLOSIVE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:21:52 2019 No.22024232 >>22024121 Got to do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:24:35 2019 No.22024249 File: 72 KB, 880x587, 41344AA9-27DF-4B79-921B-330F23B0E94F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024232 You are rewarded with sleepy wife. The winds of fortune will be at your back for as long as you live.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:26:21 2019 No.22024257 File: 766 KB, 723x1023, 1393788013131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024121 >>22024249 It's fluffy and all, but it's not a Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:33:38 2019 No.22024277 >>22024257 I wonder how explosive a kitsune's orgasm can get if really go for it? Yanking her tails, thrusting in hard, and kissing her deep all at once?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:52:53 2019 No.22024339 File: 278 KB, 1000x1600, 1431329742126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024277 Yanking tails wouldn't feel good. Imagine someone pulling your arm or leg out of socket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:53:53 2019 No.22024344 which mg is the bane of your existence?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 08:56:27 2019 No.22024355 File: 74 KB, 497x598, 1467265370445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024344 The ones that don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:03:00 2019 No.22024393 >>22024339 Foxes scare me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:04:38 2019 No.22024404 >>22021311 What a load of BS.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:12:59 2019 No.22024448

>>22024404
Aside from a few assumptions, he's mostly correct.

Personally, I disregard that part of the setting. I like to think that one day monster girls will overwhelm our world and integrate into our modern society, from top to bottom. And even then, I don't give too much thought to that. I just go along with that so that I can fantasize my waifu by my side when I play vidya, watch football, go shopping, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:16:58 2019 No.22024465 >>22024448 >top to bottom

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:18:05 2019 No.22024470 Question about sandworms: how do you handle interior decoration?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:20:08 2019 No.22024477 File: 131 KB, 1178x1165, EDqzLDgXoAELACW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:22:45 2019 No.22024488 >>22024339 >Imagine someone pulling your arm or leg out of socket. I would like to continue this RP, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:24:08 2019 No.22024491 >>22024477 NEEEEEEERD

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:27:17 2019 No.22024505 >>22024477 Dork mofu is cute mofu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:27:26 2019 No.22024507 File: 95 KB, 642x507, D9QrtuMUEAEJ1Zs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1170324070249811968 >I'm going to make a lot of dialogue with the monster girl, making the game, but it's difficult to write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:35:11 2019 No.22024539 >>22024507 KC's reply to someone later in the thread >If you want to see the richness of the earth, you want to include a lot of things like demon girls happily licking their tongues when they are doing fun things! This man has good taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:42:58 2019 No.22024570 >>22022912 i keep a list of 25 of the least most popular monsters and i'm drawing fan art for them so they get a chance to shine. sea slime was of of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:46:45 2019 No.22024588 >>22021215 Cute hardworking couple!

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:49:49 2019 No.22024606
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>>22024470
KC's noted they can form the equivalents of furniture like chairs and couches with their flesh, but if that look doesn't appeal to you then one can assume you can bring things in from outside (since KC has also noted they can create dry rooms sealed off from other rooms for their husband to store his belongings and such).

Basically the interior of a sandworm is very moldable in shape, texture, wetness, etc. the only limits probably being the amount of flesh available to mold (the bigger the sandworm the more material) and the imagination/mental capacity of the sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:51:12 2019 No.22024615 >>22024606 I will make note of this for later.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:53:15 2019 No.22024626
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>>22024539
Reminds me of how gandharvas literally eat scents, that monsters can taste a man's mana at a distance and derive pleasure just from that taste, etc. there are likely lots of things that could motivate a monster to lip lick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:55:09 2019 No.22024638 >>22024507 to defeat enemies, you have to do sexual things to them? doesn't sound like you'll win easily in any battle

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:55:20 2019 No.22024640

>>22024615
One question would be if they have to spit out such foreign objects when they shrink themselves down to "town date" size. However, I'd presume that by the time a sandworm is powerful/knowledgeable enough to do that, she can probably send the furniture and belongings to a pocket dimension while in her shrunken form.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 09:56:33 2019 No.22024644 >>22024640 Just fold space!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:28:48 2019 No.22024779 File: 163 KB, 1414x1061, 1567866528515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:29:01 2019 No.22024780 >>22024606 What if I need to use the bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:29:21 2019 No.22024781 File: 162 KB, 811x807, 1567472260174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sabbath Police

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:32:03 2019 No.22024789 >>22024781 FBI and Lithuanian flag? She needs to work on her disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:33:14 2019 No.22024790 >>22024779 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y1rA8LIW8 Never get between a fox and her tofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:40:51 2019 No.22024815 File: 412 KB, 1600x1079, 65206E75-F6AF-47A9-925D-E55686C47120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trolls are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:14:12 2019 No.22024953 >>22024815 I want a chunky troll cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:21:23 2019 No.22024980 >>22023683 Africanized bees are the most aggressive. The RL ones would chase (You) for a mile before giving up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:24:25 2019 No.22024990 >>22024980 1/4 mile* The monstergirl version of this would sting you until you stop resisting before carrying you to their hive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:30:21 2019 No.22025015 >>22024781 what am i being arrested for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:33:03 2019 No.22025031 File: 20 KB, 320x320, 4a47a9588e91800eb44f757319888c02e4e1c2d49b5328f7e35021c871eb833c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024779

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:33:18 2019 No.22025032 excluding the desert region, what would MGE africa be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:33:49 2019 No.22025036 >>22025031 Why does she always make that face?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:33:57 2019 No.22025037 >>22025032 Tribals, tribals everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:35:06 2019 No.22025041 >>22025032 Good because no blacks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:37:26 2019 No.22025051 >>22025041 i must be really afraid of hellhounds, huh

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:38:06 2019 No.22025053 >>22023298 I was confused until I realized that was adding on. Any way good job. I like the story before and I liked it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:40:10 2019 No.22025068 >>22023417 Not him but I just like how you built the world and how you seem not to use overly flowery prose. Also the smut

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:41:11 2019 No.22025071 >>22023497 >>22023503 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:42:57 2019 No.22025082 >>22021206 Titania and her realm are for protecting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:43:26 2019 No.22025083 >>22023683 I guess that means not jap Hornets/wasps are huge muscle girls looking to break pelvises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:43:40 2019 No.22025085 File: 676 KB, 614x869, 76617111_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fate has conspired to dump a bunch of titty foxes on me today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:44:23 2019 No.22025088 File: 89 KB, 850x856, 1561933289378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025032 Nakano my brudah, I will pamper you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:44:52 2019 No.22025093 >>22021215 Big oni wife needs a lot of "maintenance"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:45:55 2019 No.22025099 >>22021129 You make it sound like raising a dog

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:47:51 2019 No.22025110 File: 2.47 MB, 2304x3816, 76564243_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025085 Mostly of sub's horny vixen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:48:04 2019 No.22025111 File: 66 KB, 1087x233, Screenshot_2019-09-07 jp - Otaku Culture - Search Chief God monsterizes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021221 >151 Church of the Chief God >152 Church of the Chief God at Night The memes have become reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:49:04 2019 No.22025117 >>22025032 hellhounds, delicious brown manticores, dark elves, zebra centaurs, doromes, gnomes, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:49:23 2019 No.22025119 File: 1.39 MB, 1200x1854, __ugandan_knuckles_vrchat_drawn_by_wet_elephant__588445aba6d48bba2eb16d4d1f8cfad6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025088

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:50:38 2019 No.22025123 File: 1.85 MB, 1800x2950, 61565979_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025032

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:51:08 2019 No.22025125
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>>22023298
I'm not usually a fan of maledom, so I was pleasantly surprised that this didn't feel much like one. It wasn't at all one-sided, and it was clear the guy was thoroughly entranced himself. The lighthearted tone of it, including even the politics and background machinations, made it feel more like the MGE world too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:52:08 2019 No.22025131 >>22025119 we have raiju and kitsune for sonic and tails. now we need a monster to represent knuckles. echidna monster girl when

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:52:39 2019 No.22025132 >>22025119 >filename

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:56:43 2019 No.22025155 File: 741 KB, 1200x1850, ShadowForce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if your waifu is one of those 'you cant grasp her true form'? does her appearance change every time you look at her or you go insane?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:58:38 2019 No.22025163 >>22025125 I thought that gemstone on her crotch was an uncensored vagina on the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:01:44 2019 No.22025176 >>22025132 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:02:26 2019 No.22025181 >>22025176 I remembered some people here get mad at Danbooru filenames

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:03:54 2019 No.22025190 [DELETED]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:03:57 2019 No.22025191 >>22025181 thats retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:07:59 2019 No.22025213 >>22025117 Needs a mokele-mbembe

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:08:12 2019 No.22025215 File: 364 KB, 1478x1538, EBKoXvtX4AEezTl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025181 Bullshit. The db filename is the perfect filename. It lists by subject, author and finally a string of alphanumerics to aid in chronology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:09:30 2019 No.22025221 >>22025181 Their loli policy is scummy but at least if people are getting their images from there it's probably the best resolution available. >>22025215 >chronology It's a hash, not a timestamp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:13:32 2019 No.22025242 I like monstergirls of things that I hate in real life My favorite girl is hellhound but I loathe dogs Why is that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:14:03 2019 No.22025246 >>22022168 Yeah I figured it was something like that but I had looked up PEMDAS as a refresher and got fucking confused. As I've told people before, hypothetical math is not my strong suit. I'm a practical man stuck in an impractical world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:14:05 2019 No.22025247 >>22025221 I'm aware, but it's a good enough start to label sequences as needed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:15:30 2019 No.22025254 File: 455 KB, 792x2920, 1562783203472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025242 Monster girls make everything better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:17:03 2019 No.22025263 File: 2.34 MB, 2560x1440, Hellhug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025242 I used to be terrified of dogs when I was little. Funny how that worked out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:17:40 2019 No.22025266 >>22025246 That isn't math. Math is pure and precise. This is vague and misleading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:19:34 2019 No.22025276 File: 276 KB, 1680x1667, EA1PF3BXYAApOCa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021206

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:27:56 2019 No.22025326 >>22025276 who hangs a picture of a nude fairy butt on their living room wall?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:30:17 2019 No.22025348
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>>22025266
>Math is pure and precise.
Until that wonderful realm known as "statistics" rears its ugly head. Then you just kinda want to die.
Monte Carlo is kinda fun though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:32:34 2019 No.22025358 >>22025242 >hate bugs and spiders >find the idea of being kidnapped and forcibly used as a breeder on a bug empire incredibly fearboner inducing Dick please stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:33:11 2019 No.22025361 >>22021215 Is she asking about justice? Justice is pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:36:05 2019 No.22025386 File: 68 KB, 300x300, 1567874165369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025358

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:42:58 2019 No.22025439 >>22025386 ah screw you anon these dumb things are on the top of my fear list

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:44:42 2019 No.22025452 File: 961 KB, 1003x1212, 71218575_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:46:16 2019 No.22025463 >>22025181 its pretty convient to look for images on hd

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:46:50 2019 No.22025472 >>22025452 Breed the lolipires!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:47:28 2019 No.22025475 >>22025452 Mosquito vamps swarming anon home!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:47:49 2019 No.22025477 >>22025452 that design long outlived the fancomic it came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:47:49 2019 No.22025478 File: 317 KB, 1285x1995, 1541430789565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025452 Faries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:52:38 2019 No.22025502 File: 1.25 MB, 1400x1900, 74746206_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025477 Well I can certainly see why. >>22025478 She already drives me mad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:58:46 2019 No.22025542 File: 467 KB, 1280x1854, 1566009630858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025478

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:01:05 2019 No.22025555 File: 131 KB, 600x900, a53709ac8144a6f6f93c75fa847b0782b9e020fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025452

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:05:17 2019 No.22025577 >>22025555 I'd donate my blood to that qt 3.14 provided I get a love-filled kiss afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:15:13 2019 No.22025638 File: 532 KB, 537x753, 55546094_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025478

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:24:42 2019 No.22025671
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>>22024167
Everything is a taboo here. Don't worry about that.
How would you meet this sexy old fox? Would you visit her shrine on a lark? Would she just snatch you off the streets? Is she so much of a slut that she'd take you right where she finds you without even finding a bed or private place?
These are questions that need to be answered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:25:28 2019 No.22025676 >>22025452 Horny vampire sisters!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:26:31 2019 No.22025682 >>22025671 >Everything is a taboo here. Don't worry about that. Hugs arnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:28:19 2019 No.22025691 >>22025682 Someone will find a way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:29:51 2019 No.22025694 >>22025691 Kyoani didnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:33:50 2019 No.22025705 >>22025676 >Horny

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:35:06 2019 No.22025708

>>22025155
I don't think anyone has enough mental power to grasp the true form of their waifus 24/7, and every time they think of them there's probably that small tiny difference that you simply don't notice that much.
So to answer your question, the former.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:38:20 2019 No.22025722 >>22025088 I tried watching senko but somehow ended up watching dr.katz instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:38:43 2019 No.22025726 >>22025671 Definitely the former. Something more sensual and intimate behind closed doors at a night at her shrine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:43:19 2019 No.22025742 File: 2.24 MB, 1000x1200, 1453228955830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025705 What about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:45:45 2019 No.22025754 >>22025742 theres probably a way to make that a pun

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:51:05 2019 No.22025764 File: 259 KB, 850x1200, 1532034751766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025676 you get remilia, i get flandre, is that cool?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:55:39 2019 No.22025780 File: 739 KB, 700x990, 1507577842659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025764 I would like to have both, but I can compromise for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:05:21 2019 No.22025817 File: 825 KB, 950x1274, 52665506_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:08:31 2019 No.22025830 >>22025577 You're getting more than a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:09:10 2019 No.22025836 >>22025830 two kisses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:10:32 2019 No.22025842 File: 172 KB, 1676x2000, EDKvS9nW4AIoH7q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025691 Never!

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:13:24 2019 No.22025860
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>>22025068
Good. I was worried about being a bit too detailed.

>>22025125
That's nice to hear. I wanted to make sure that the reader still knows "she's a dangerous monster even though she's subdued".
I'm not sure if you would like "Risky Ratatoskr" since it's more one-sided, but the "Ocelomeh Greentext" has a little more action, though the writing is unpolished. Both of them do involve consensual sex, though.
Also that thumbnail is very cheeky. Looks NSFW until you open it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:13:49 2019 No.22025863 File: 2.89 MB, 2480x3508, happy1year.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a new wife picture! How do you celebrate you and your wife's anniversary?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:15:53 2019 No.22025874 >>22025502 >>22025555 Biters get the ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:16:38 2019 No.22025877 File: 2.79 MB, 1953x3021, __vampire_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_matilda_fiship__09cc01affe9fd49849ecc7579efa4165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025836 She's gonna kiss your cock with her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:18:13 2019 No.22025884 >>22025863 Cute Lich!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:19:30 2019 No.22025890 >>22025877 >pussy >not womb. You fucked it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:20:35 2019 No.22025895

>>22025726
Don't you think that even in relative privacy she'll probably make an example of you for the young foxes? An exhibition on how to properly please and enthrall a man. Maybe she'll even use you for hands on practice for the fledgling foxes once she's thoroughly incapacitated you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:20:46 2019 No.22025896 Lolipire is dumb and overrated. Cakepire is where it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:21:54 2019 No.22025898 >>22025896 They get posted all the time, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:21:54 2019 No.22025899 >>22025890 First date is bare lips intercural, anon. She's not a slut or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:25:45 2019 No.22025907 >>22025898 >calm down ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:26:10 2019 No.22025911 >>22025896 I'll take one of each

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:27:39 2019 No.22025916 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 61706764_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025863 What a fattie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:31:02 2019 No.22025929 >>22025863 Pretty much the same as this except with more bondage. It’ll actually be four years for me and my girls at the end of this month. Nice wife by the way anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:32:37 2019 No.22025937 >>22025863 I am finally getting a commission of her. Not sure how long she has been my waifu though.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:35:01 2019 No.22025948
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>Beat a manticore in her favorite pvp game
>Demolish her no matter how many rematches and laugh over mic at her getting angry
>She starts threatening to hunt you down and rape you with her tail pussy
>Laugh and give her address across from yours
>Week later manticore is banging on your neighbor's door demanding they let her in
>Laugh through your window till she turns around and looks you dead in the eye
>Close blinds and hope she didn't notice
>Try to remember if you locked the back door
>Hear muffled "fufufufu" behind you
>You didn't

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:37:40 2019 No.22025958 >>22025863 Nice! I like your Lich, its interesting how you can make just a small change to the basic design and improve it so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:39:11 2019 No.22025963 File: 527 KB, 1479x1200, Manticore175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025948 Little does she know that I slept for 9 hours last night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:39:20 2019 No.22025966 I want to hold hands with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:41:16 2019 No.22025974 The whole thing about your wife choosing you is so true. I always thought that I'd waifu a Gremlin because of my love of technology and video games, but I ended up loving an entirely different species instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:43:31 2019 No.22025977 >>22025974 Which one is it anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:43:42 2019 No.22025979 How do you get a Pharaoh wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:44:10 2019 No.22025981 >>22025979 Grave Robbing in the desert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:44:22 2019 No.22025982 >>22025979 Kidnap her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:44:48 2019 No.22025987 >>22025977 Dark Mage, which is literally the opposite of a Gremlin because titty monster and magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:46:01 2019 No.22025990 >>22025979 Marry an apophis, succeed in taking over the pharaoh's kingdom with her, and take the pharaoh as you and your waifu's sex slave

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:47:59 2019 No.22025996 >>22025979 create an empire far bigger and powerful than her own empire

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:48:07 2019 No.22025997 >>22025916 Fat in all the places that matter!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:49:40 2019 No.22026006 File: 208 KB, 504x554, Manticore 10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025948 >>22025963 I love manticores! I want to be rapedby a manticore! I want be milked by her tail pussy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:51:47 2019 No.22026011 >>22025981 >>22025982 How do you get past the guards

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:52:50 2019 No.22026014 >>22026011 You get good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:53:57 2019 No.22026020 >>22026011 Tell them your there to fix the plumbing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:56:26 2019 No.22026028 >>22025863 Your Lich has quite the body! It sounds awful but I've never been aware of when the anniversary is, I didn't declare them my wives one day or anything but it just kind of crept up on me without realizing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:56:41 2019 No.22026030 >>22026020 I am not an Italian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:57:48 2019 No.22026036 >>22025863 Go out for dinner then have sex.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:58:30 2019 No.22026041

>>22026011
>Mummy
Turn Undead or light-based distractions.

>Anubis
Put a ball gag on her. She'll have difficulty taking it off with her paws and she won't be able to call for help easily.
Alternatively, just misalign something. She'll be compelled to walk over and fix it.

>Sphinx
Ball gag is especially effective. Same weaknesses as the anubis except she also loses her mojo if she's unable to tell riddles or utter hexes.
Or you can write "overthinking it" on a wall to distract her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:00:31 2019 No.22026044 >>22026030 Pizza delivery might also work

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:02:11 2019 No.22026052 >>22026041 >anon walks into the desert with sacks filled with paint, ballgags, and flashlights. >>22026044 Do MGs like pizza?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:04:59 2019 No.22026063 >>22026054 is she warming up for handholding or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:05:19 2019 No.22026064 >>22026054 This unironically is turning me on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:06:12 2019 No.22026068 File: 872 KB, 2479x3508, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need an adult...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:06:30 2019 No.22026072 File: 1.71 MB, 1500x2046, 1555104877340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22025682 Hugs can be rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:06:53 2019 No.22026075 >>22026063 She's deaf. It's sign language.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:09:33 2019 No.22026085 >>22026052 Of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:09:38 2019 No.22026086 >>22026075 not him but that's even hotter

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:11:47 2019 No.22026096 >>22025979 Accidentally awaken her by sitting on her sarcophagus You have to deal with her millennias worth of pent up lust though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:12:02 2019 No.22026098 File: 64 KB, 930x665, kikiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026086 I didn't say it couldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:13:39 2019 No.22026103 File: 2.54 MB, 2354x1972, 1560125862266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026096 I think I could deal with it. Well actually no but I'm sure she'd give me something to help me.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:17:00 2019 No.22026118

>>22026052
>anon confronts the pharaoh in her chambers
>she turns towards him, congratulating him on getting this far
>before he gets ready to capture her, all the guards rush into her chamber, angry and drooling
>the pharaoh offers anon clemency and her hand in marriage if he manages to capture her apophis rival
>he agrees, but he requests some coupons for slushies first

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:17:55 2019 No.22026122 >>22026096 >Accidentally

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:19:25 2019 No.22026130 >>22026098 but seemingly innocent deaf girls using sign language to express their horniness to an unsuspecting man is hotter than hot. i want a deaf kiki that's way smarter than me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:20:34 2019 No.22026138 >>22026098 but you thought it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:20:59 2019 No.22026139

>>22025979
Accidentally fall down into lolibaba pharaoh's giant tomb complex which was covered by sand. Get stuck down there with her for a good while until some of her awakened servants get us out. Her lifegiving powers/mamono mana preventing me from starving ect. Plenty of time to get to know her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:25:33 2019 No.22026158 >>22026103 You're on your own this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:25:47 2019 No.22026160 I want to wight a lowly servant mummy into a pseudo-pharaoh but treat her as real royalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:30:05 2019 No.22026175 File: 117 KB, 602x750, 6gplqPUt_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:32:38 2019 No.22026183 https://pastebin.com/JXsaBXTV Another QnA translation update. I created new paste as I thought adding it to the first one may make it a bit too long

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:34:40 2019 No.22026192 File: 103 KB, 927x1000, EBlUodUWsAAABmj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026183 Danke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:35:37 2019 No.22026195 >>22026183 So is there any new/fun/interesting info or is it the same old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:36:08 2019 No.22026197 What about getting a bunch of Khepri and storming the whole tomb for waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:36:10 2019 No.22026198 >>22026175 What are you going to do, stab me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:36:22 2019 No.22026199 >>22025863 the fuck is that slug underneath her butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:37:20 2019 No.22026205 File: 133 KB, 993x1200, 1540006684092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026175 Knight succs are cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:39:40 2019 No.22026214 >>22026175 i dont like her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:40:08 2019 No.22026216 File: 110 KB, 350x400, 1486869287906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026183 >Q:Are there sub-species of Mersharks? >A:Probably, yes! I can have my Greenland Mershark now!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:40:38 2019 No.22026219 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, __apophis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_less__087405af52430522c33c49a80b33a3f1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Iced grape

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:41:51 2019 No.22026227 >>22026216 thats kind of gross dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:44:09 2019 No.22026237 >>22026216 What about a basking mershark? I would like to show her my Nintendo Switch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:46:38 2019 No.22026248 How do you defeat an Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:48:40 2019 No.22026259 >>22026248 Make her self conscious about her weight

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:50:34 2019 No.22026265 >>22026248 You can't. All you can do is pacify one by giving her a husband before she decides to make her move against a pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:51:56 2019 No.22026271 >>22026248 Believing in your grandpa's deck

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:56:33 2019 No.22026287

>>22026248
My ideas are in the pastebin story >>22023298

But to summarize:
>gain sneak attack advantage
>use poison. Girtablilu venom should be easy to come by.
>use ice magic
>once subdued, tie her in a figure-eight like here >>22022669
>keep her gagged because she's a biter

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:56:57 2019 No.22026290 File: 775 KB, 3504x2976, Apophis97a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to go out and awaken Pharaohs before a grapesnake finds her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:57:59 2019 No.22026297 >>22026248 cook her favorite meal and take it away from her until she acts like a good girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:58:00 2019 No.22026298 How common are Khepri filled tombs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:58:06 2019 No.22026299 File: 211 KB, 1500x794, DN1LD9CVoAA529Y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026248 Turn down the thermostat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:01:23 2019 No.22026311 >>22026299 Apophises seem like either terrifying predatory beasts or helpless dorks with almost no in-between.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:03:30 2019 No.22026321 >>22026311 The latter is literally just threadcanon and can be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:05:04 2019 No.22026328 >>22026321 I didn't say I disliked it. Dorks are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:05:31 2019 No.22026331 >>22026321 >and can be ignored. no it can't

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:05:54 2019 No.22026335 >>22026321 Married life does seem to dull their fangs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:07:34 2019 No.22026345 >>22026290 If she manages to take over as pharaoh and you're her husband does that mean you get the easy life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:09:09 2019 No.22026354 >>22026331 Yes it can, most threadcanon is fucking retarded and doesn't hold any power over the official canon anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:09:52 2019 No.22026356 File: 771 KB, 1400x1731, 76459052_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:13:52 2019 No.22026366 >>22026354 It holds power over us

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:15:28 2019 No.22026376 >>22026345 Since you took over the palace while the graped Pharaoh locks herself in a room raping her husband 24/7 then yeah. She probably grapes all the former Pharaoh's staff too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:15:58 2019 No.22026377 >>22026366 The weak minded ones who can only repeat things ad nauseum maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:16:52 2019 No.22026380 Want to turn a nun into a dark priest using only my dick and charm!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:18:27 2019 No.22026385 File: 772 KB, 1365x1500, 66318709_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026183 >Q:Are there any plans for Shub Niggurath? >A:Shub Niggurath may come out in the future!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:18:34 2019 No.22026386 >>22026377 Thats all of us

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:19:38 2019 No.22026393 >>22026354 >hold any power over the official canon anyway. All I can imagine now is a incompetent cartoon villain Apophis trying a magic ritual on a MGE volume opened to the Apophis profile and it completely failing.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:20:51 2019 No.22026406
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In preparation for Halloween, I made a list of ten reasons the Will o Wisp is perfect. This will be the first of many in the coming months.

1) To become a Wisp you must die a virgin, so Wisps are all PURE.
2) They are spectral undead and are therefore the softest type of monstergirl available
3) They are extremely aesthetic, and are often seen around undead Demon Realms providing ambience. They glow and it's very charming.
4) They are probably the only warm undead
5) They are absolute cuddle bugs, and are big on skin contact.
6) They will save your soul after you die, so your soul is not a homeless bum.
7) They are powerful! Just look at that intense flame and desire. Nobody ignores the Wisp.
8) They are obsessed with making you happy because they are addicted to your manliness.
9) They strive to be the most loving couple in any circumstance. Wocks, be warned.
10)Will of the Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:21:10 2019 No.22026408 >>22026385 Bad artist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:21:16 2019 No.22026409 >>22026393 What she trying to change?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:22:05 2019 No.22026416 >>22026321 Thread canon is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:22:38 2019 No.22026417 >>22026416 No, Cancer is a crab girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:24:17 2019 No.22026421 >>22026409 That Leanan Sidhe drew her species at a bad angle. Just a couple minor modifications to the portrait, as to better capture her true beauty, and surely a husband will arrive to marry her soon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:26:23 2019 No.22026430 >>22026416 Exactly. I know there were a few bits I liked but can't remember them right now. Most of it just ruins the girls or makes them boring cookie cutter moeblobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:27:46 2019 No.22026437 I tried playing succubus prison but it was too scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:27:58 2019 No.22026440 File: 165 KB, 749x751, Zombie cancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026417

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:28:33 2019 No.22026443 >>22026440 Dear God, why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:28:44 2019 No.22026445 >>22026430 >boring If you're gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:29:32 2019 No.22026448 >>22026440 It took me a while to register what I was looking at

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:30:03 2019 No.22026449 >>22026443 I lost a bet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:30:25 2019 No.22026452 >>22026437 I just got a safe file to fap to the Nemea paizuri scenes

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:31:49 2019 No.22026461 >>22026445 Yes, you either want everything to be a bunch of generic moeblobs or you're gay. Eat a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:32:11 2019 No.22026464 >>22025068 Flowery prose truly is a cancer that many writers past have suffered from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:39:41 2019 No.22026497 >>22025068 >>22026464 It's why I like to remind myself of Chekhov's Gun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:40:07 2019 No.22026500 File: 324 KB, 2066x2944, 1bWrBbgg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolis in school swimsuits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:40:44 2019 No.22026503 >>22026500 Pregnant lolis in swimsuits!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:41:10 2019 No.22026506 >>22026437 >>22026452 What's Succubus Prison?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:43:06 2019 No.22026513 >>22026506 A game about succubi that literally fuck men to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:43:45 2019 No.22026516 >>22026513 well theres worst ways to die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:45:11 2019 No.22026520 >>22026513 sounds like SHRIFT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:50:03 2019 No.22026538 File: 79 KB, 1000x1000, lYuJw5Bg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:51:09 2019 No.22026543 >>22024176 That poor rata is going to be sore

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:53:14 2019 No.22026549 >>22026543 If her womb didn't bloat, you aint GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:53:36 2019 No.22026550 >>22026538 >big ass claws on a nurse malpractice incoming

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:59:16 2019 No.22026568 File: 559 KB, 2563x2339, kamaitachi_by_wlper_dbsdi03-pre.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post weasels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:59:26 2019 No.22026569 >>22026550 >sue for malpractice >hospital counter sues for racial discrimination as your entire case revolves around her races big meaty claws being clumsy >Judge Danuki and the Doctors Union have been flashing grins at eachother all session

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:01:08 2019 No.22026581 >>22026569 I can only see that tanuki lawyer as doing a smug hat girl dance once she hears what she's defending against.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:03:15 2019 No.22026594 File: 109 KB, 391x544, 1567890195352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026550

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:04:38 2019 No.22026601 >>22026549 I can only imagine how a Rata would tease me once she finds out I have a thing for explosive bloating creampies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:04:45 2019 No.22026603 File: 531 KB, 1280x1829, 1566122059514 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22021226

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:06:23 2019 No.22026612 >>22026601 Anon's gonna find a story about that in the Bedroom portion of the paper. An extra long one if it involves actual bedroom antics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:06:52 2019 No.22026613 >>22026601 Especially shortstack Ratas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:09:50 2019 No.22026620 File: 277 KB, 1200x1500, Ratatoskr34e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026613 Even better >>22026612 I'm sure it'll be quite the expansive and fulfilling piece

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:10:00 2019 No.22026621 >>22026603 she sounds like jealous 3dpd speaking of which, if monstergirls ever become real, i'd get a big laugh out of 3dpd trying to compete with them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:11:09 2019 No.22026625 >>22026620 Damn straight it would....and if it was mine she'd probably also note the MAMMYBAMMY changes that involve her bust being bigger the next day

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:13:11 2019 No.22026633 >>22026625 Same for mine too; all that cum going straight to her hips, thighs and bust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:14:38 2019 No.22026639 >>22026633 The thickest shortstacks are deserving of the biggest creampies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:16:19 2019 No.22026649 >ywn fall asleep with a shortstack rata curled up on your chest after having loving sex with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:19:23 2019 No.22026665 >ywn tie up and suspend a shortstack rata and fuck her like she's flying

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:20:47 2019 No.22026668 >>22026639 Thank you mamano mana for helping make such a possibility

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:21:09 2019 No.22026672 >>22022519 ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:21:41 2019 No.22026674 >>22026668 Its the best. The only downside is if you do so before having to go to a social event....or are having folks come over for one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:21:52 2019 No.22026675 >>22026406 t. Wisp

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:23:16 2019 No.22026684 >>22026674 My parents would just be grateful I have a girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:23:59 2019 No.22026687 >>22026674 >Surprise guests >Use plugs to stop the mess >Oh?? Is your wife expecting octuplets? All the questions and yet everyone knows

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:24:26 2019 No.22026688 File: 167 KB, 978x1200, Raiju 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026568 weasels are qties!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:25:17 2019 No.22026690 >>22026684 Mine would as well. Although the awkward part is when some new person asks when she's expecting. >>22026687 I mean, monster girls would use it to rub it in on those girls just to embarrass them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:26:08 2019 No.22026695 >>22026649 >>22026665 I am so confused! Those both sound excellent!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:26:59 2019 No.22026699 File: 517 KB, 1000x1169, 62753959_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026688

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:27:18 2019 No.22026700 >>22026449 what was the bet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:27:31 2019 No.22026702 >>22026690 What would be awkward is if she was a straight up loli, Or an alp of your childhood friend Or both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:28:05 2019 No.22026704 >>22026690 Making monstergirl guests jealous with such a creampie Heaven forbid if the guy is ok with or likes harems

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:28:20 2019 No.22026705 >>22026503 the other girl will laugh at her for being pregnant AND in school

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:29:37 2019 No.22026712 >>22026705 Just means she was successful at a young age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:30:43 2019 No.22026718 >>22026699 monstergirls in skintight clothing is the best. I would post that one hinezumi and the same artists raiju,but i forgot to save it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:30:56 2019 No.22026719 >>22026702 Some say awkward. I say lewd. >>22026704 If I had multiple girls I'd NEED to be able to output that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:31:02 2019 No.22026720 >>22026700 That if you ask 100 girls out at least one of them would say yes They all said no or ignored him

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:31:30 2019 No.22026724 >>22026712 damn, i just can't find a reason to not have sex with monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:31:56 2019 No.22026727 >>22026440 That's kind of cool actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:34:15 2019 No.22026745 File: 1.67 MB, 2500x1767, 74339967_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026718 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:35:12 2019 No.22026750 File: 603 KB, 750x970, 66651189_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have that picture of a bunch of different canine girls all napping together? I check the species galleries and can't find shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:35:29 2019 No.22026754 >>22026719 >multiple shortstacks who want massive creampies Sounds like both heaven and hell potentially

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:36:23 2019 No.22026758 File: 3.23 MB, 1501x1525, 82c5b8d1fcdca7431bd5e8b3033c6e85.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026639

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:38:30 2019 No.22026764 manticores are actually really nice and like to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:38:32 2019 No.22026765 Why can't they just be fucking real? Will they ever be real? Are we destined to never know their touch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:38:48 2019 No.22026766 ankole-watusi minotaur makes all the dragons insecure about their horns!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:39:51 2019 No.22026770 >>22026764 until you get pricked by their thorns and have your cock milked

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:42:01 2019 No.22026779 >>22026765 build a robot until it can learn an algorithm for replicating flesh and transform it into a monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:42:03 2019 No.22026780 >>22026745 yeah thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:42:40 2019 No.22026783 >>22026764 That's after rape. Cuddling with an older manticore sounds pretty nice though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:42:53 2019 No.22026786 >>22026764 >"They are highly intelligent, with a cunning and cruel disposition." >"Being sadistic, and infinitely lustful..." >"Many of them enjoy the look of a man in terror..." nice try, manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:44:35 2019 No.22026796 File: 900 KB, 3264x1836, ape0xaQJ_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026765 There's a way out, if you're willing to take it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:49:47 2019 No.22026826

>>22026796
>wasting a Wisps potential by necking urself
You should marry them first and live a wonderful life with her. Have children, see them off, retire and set yourself up with some post-death insurance money, and THEN kill yourself sometime at the end.
But it's okay because she's already there, and waiting to catch you. Just another day for an undead monstergirls husband really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:50:46 2019 No.22026830 i wish KC showed off more sabbath branches. i'm getting bored with the current one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:50:47 2019 No.22026832 >>22026796 You mean a tulpa right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:52:07 2019 No.22026838 File: 175 KB, 843x1023, 76603241_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's she reading?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:53:03 2019 No.22026839 >>22026796 Knowing my luck, the portal would open just in time for her to find my body hanging from a tree. >>22026832 I'm too terrified of fucking with tulpa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:53:26 2019 No.22026843 >>22026839 Why's that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:56:12 2019 No.22026852 >>22026830 What kind of branch would you like to see the most?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:57:18 2019 No.22026855 >>22026838 it says "マモノ APOCALYPSE". i just made up a name for a made-up doujin for this otohime art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:00:23 2019 No.22026869 >>22026852 a chef/cooking themed one. or a theater production/entertainment branch, or a foreigner-friendly branch for foreigners outside of Mainland. anything goes, i just want more branches

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:00:49 2019 No.22026871 >>22026843 The concept sounds like making myself loose grip on reality, and I got spooped by stories of them going wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:00:53 2019 No.22026873 >>22026754 >>22026758 Its the best. 3-4 shortstacks and one BIG stack is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:01:57 2019 No.22026878 File: 230 KB, 682x1024, Long_live_the_loli_mge_17_by_uradori_dd3gzuc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026869 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:02:09 2019 No.22026879 >>22026786 >tfw no manticore mistress to take care of me while occasionally scare the shit out of me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:06:57 2019 No.22026900 >>22021206 What anime is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:08:23 2019 No.22026906 >>22026879 >"...they almost never speak of their true feelings." manticore threadcanon couldn't possibly be more wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:08:25 2019 No.22026908 >>22026900 >watching anime disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:08:44 2019 No.22026911 >>22026871 The stories are just creepy pasta, as someone who Did it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:13:33 2019 No.22026938 >>22026906 >Anubis gives a powerpoint presentation about all the harmful inaccuracies of threadcanon >distract her by tossing her a new lego pyramid set and watch her be compelled to assemble it right then and there

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:14:59 2019 No.22026943 >>22026906 Manticores would take good care of their prey though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:17:20 2019 No.22026951 >>22026911 >1 or maybey you tulpa what escaped to the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:17:56 2019 No.22026956 >>22026951 W-what

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:19:30 2019 No.22026964 >>22026873 What would be a good species mixup for this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:20:25 2019 No.22026971 >>22026906 There's more ways to show affection than words.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:20:51 2019 No.22026974
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>>22026183
I love how the person asking about the busty thunderbird refers to the body type as "glamorous."

Also we get a nice description of what is meant by monsters not being shotacons.

>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think.

And as for what shoggoth jelly tastes like:

>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:21:34 2019 No.22026977

>>22026938
cute greentext, i chuckled
to be fair i don't usually care about threadcanon, it's just that a threadcanon manticore is so completely different from the profile, she can hardly even be called a manticore anymore. clearly this is because actual manticores are shilling their race to gullible anons in these threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:23:42 2019 No.22026997 >>22026964 Considering me? Cheshire (ass mostly), Rata, and Holst for the shortstacks Jinko for the big stack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:27:40 2019 No.22027026 File: 191 KB, 1280x1811, 154483794354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026068 Surprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:28:13 2019 No.22027033 >>22027026 Clever girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:28:53 2019 No.22027036 File: 117 KB, 1860x737, Screenshot_2019-09-07 jp - Otaku Culture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026906 That's what Enhance Lover is for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:29:21 2019 No.22027040 >>22027033 >no raptor MG When KC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:34:07 2019 No.22027066 >>22026068 what if there's no glass between them haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:35:11 2019 No.22027073 >>22027026 >the shota was a second mg all along can't trust anyone these days, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:35:55 2019 No.22027078 >>22027073 Look closer, he's sandwiched between two big titty kitties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:37:09 2019 No.22027090 File: 82 KB, 596x678, 74721824_p151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have asked to pick artists for an MGE goudoushi. Who do you pick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:39:19 2019 No.22027104 >>22027090 i choose you show us your power

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:39:57 2019 No.22027108 >>22027090 >You have asked *You have been asked

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:39:59 2019 No.22027109 >>22026997 Good comb I kinda want a bapho, rata and a bigstack kitsune

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:41:21 2019 No.22027116 >>22027040 >no MG for 6 months. When KC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:41:28 2019 No.22027118 >>22027104 can i join in? i drew loli before but don't ask me for rape, i don't know how to draw a monster girl raping a man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:42:37 2019 No.22027125 >>22027073 The tiger was only a distraction

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:48:05 2019 No.22027154 File: 222 KB, 528x970, 76472566_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:48:05 2019 No.22027155 >>22026603 rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:49:49 2019 No.22027166 >>22027109 Those would be good. Fat bapho butt is nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:50:48 2019 No.22027171 >>22027118 the only way someone's going to complain if you post your art here is if it's mspaint tier awful i've seen some very mediocre stuff get praised here as long as it depicts something nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:54:40 2019 No.22027191 >>22027166 big booty small goat/rata is a powerful force trying to think what could fit a rata/goat/fox motif for a 4th girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:57:50 2019 No.22027205 >>22027191 Cat or dog are your obvious choices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:58:52 2019 No.22027214 >>22027191 >>22027205 Forgot. Familiar or weresheep

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:00:08 2019 No.22027220 >>22026443 I know girls that actually like MGE Something like this is not out of the question. I've seen their fan art

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:03:26 2019 No.22027231 >>22027214 >>22027205 Familiars are cute as heck Maybe a big rear familiar in a puppy motif

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:03:59 2019 No.22027233 >>22026964 All manticores

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:04:41 2019 No.22027236 >>22021206 What’s the best mg to bring home to the parents?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:06:53 2019 No.22027242 >>22027231 Corgi or Shiba Inu themed puppy familiar with a fat ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:08:51 2019 No.22027248 >>22027236 anything strong, like a minotaur or dragon, because then they'll be too intimidated to voice their disapproval

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:11:29 2019 No.22027260 >>22027248 I'm pretty sure they're just as scared of the parents as they are of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:12:33 2019 No.22027269 >>22027236 My dad sometimes talks about marrying a mermaid it's kinda creepy

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:18:27 2019 No.22027296

>>22026832
Tulpa's ain't for the weak minded or unmotivated. Anything less than being 100% unfearful, unworried, totally focused, and willing to subject yourself to possible horrors unphased that you're willing to deal with and fix results in either nothing, schizophrenia, or DID.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:20:19 2019 No.22027306 >>22026956 i wont fall for your trick tulpa

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:21:46 2019 No.22027312 File: 1.15 MB, 1063x1500, Jun_Kemonokko_Tsuushin_Uma_Musume_Felice_Page_024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027236

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:21:50 2019 No.22027313 File: 333 KB, 940x1396, __inazuma_and_kobold_kantai_collection_and_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_paundo2__7969b3f1de90bb43b74569070a109b3e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027236 man's best (girl)friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:24:20 2019 No.22027323 >>22027242 Would love a Corgi familiar >>22027233 I feel like a Manticore would be better as the tall stack'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:24:28 2019 No.22027326 >>22027313 This only works when you’re not You Know Who.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:24:37 2019 No.22027328 File: 153 KB, 704x704, 1548012104871.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027236 I think a demon would be fine, but she can't be wearing her traditional outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:25:34 2019 No.22027336 >>22027323 Short, peppy, and with a huge tail above a huge 'tail'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:25:56 2019 No.22027338 >>22027326 voldermort?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:26:19 2019 No.22027344 >>22027236 Tanuki loaded with money

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:26:54 2019 No.22027351 >>22027328 She could disguise herself as a human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:29:32 2019 No.22027367 >>22027248 >>22027269 >>22027312 >>22027313 >>22027328 Thanks guys, I was thinking vampire (can fake being human) and dhampir (literally basically just human but better)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:30:32 2019 No.22027373 >>22027336 Talk about a tail(s) to chase after

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:31:12 2019 No.22027377 >>22027351 I think it would be better to be upfront about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:32:02 2019 No.22027385 >>22027338 No, the other one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:32:51 2019 No.22027389 >>22027373 The sort that lift up the back of shirts and are like little shelves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:33:19 2019 No.22027391 File: 548 KB, 880x900, 1567899199182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027338

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:34:57 2019 No.22027403 >>22027236 My dragon wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:35:19 2019 No.22027405 >>22027236 >>22027367 Holstaur, if he's a man then you father will approve, your mother will approve because Holstaurs are great cooks and will give them lots of grand kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:36:14 2019 No.22027412 >>22027338 Fun fact, after my parents divorced my mom started calling my dad that behind his back. Not sure how I feel about being referred to this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:38:47 2019 No.22027423 >>22027412 my parents never got married and are still together after 40 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:38:48 2019 No.22027424 >>22027412 Maybe that's your mom posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:38:49 2019 No.22027425 >>22027385 lord moldybutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:39:27 2019 No.22027429 >>22027412 Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:39:30 2019 No.22027430 >>22027412 Did they divorce because he forced her to do fucked up shit and abused her? Sorta like what you do to your waifu and daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:42:17 2019 No.22027449 File: 595 KB, 1000x1470, pnQYQEQF_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:44:23 2019 No.22027465 >>22027236 Races that are generally human at a glance, vampire, elf, maybe dark elf if she is willing to hide the femdom. Simple animal features probably are safe too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:45:07 2019 No.22027469

>>22027430
I don’t want to blog anymore after this, but no. It just took them 16 years and 4 kids to realize they didn’t marry for love no matter how deep in denial they were. There’s not even an interesting emotional fucked up history, it’s pretty boring and uneventful as far as divorces go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:49:01 2019 No.22027490 >>22027469 Lame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:52:06 2019 No.22027502 >>22026620 I like this pic, but I can not get over just how short her arms are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:53:13 2019 No.22027512 File: 1.62 MB, 1340x2000, 8765407e263210df13f5521c88dac23b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027389 Like such?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:53:55 2019 No.22027517

>>22027469
marrying for "love" does not in fact have a good tract record. The intense passionate love that causes people to get married really is just a high that eventually wears out after a few years, and while under its effects people don't think about their situation rationally.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:54:51 2019 No.22027523
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>>22027236
>Looks mostly like a human (as long as she disguises the wings as a cape)
>Rich as fuck, your parents won't have to worry about your income
>Excellent manners

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:56:25 2019 No.22027531 >>22027512 Yes except pointing upwards

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:56:54 2019 No.22027533 >>22027236 Anything besides lolis or alps

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:57:37 2019 No.22027537 >>22027517 People are messed up either way anon, that’s why I like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:58:01 2019 No.22027540 >>22027469 How many comms have you clocked in by now and how do you even keep track of them all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:00:17 2019 No.22027547 >>22027540 46 commissions and 57 other requests anon, I’ve got a super detailed spreadsheet and everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:01:02 2019 No.22027553 File: 377 KB, 686x926, Parasite Slime-Slime Carrier 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027236 Slime carrier. Can look perfectly human when she wants to. Can multi task easily with her inner slime. Provides great food with that slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:02:25 2019 No.22027561 >>22027531 big upward tail that easily wags

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:03:33 2019 No.22027568 >>22027561 Exactly. A genki familiar like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:07:06 2019 No.22027582 >>22027568 That is an amazing mental image, thanks much for the input. Now I have a group of a Bapho, Rata, Kitsune and a puppy Familiar and i love it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:07:41 2019 No.22027585 >>22027547 And you have that all only on your harddrive or do you have an archive somewhere? provide it, please

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:08:18 2019 No.22027591

>>22027236
My dad died last year and I know my mom would just be happy that I found someone who makes me happy.
I could see her getting ‘unnerved’ around some of the MGs I like (like Shoggoths and Krakens) but I know she could warm up to any MG I brought home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:10:42 2019 No.22027608 >>22026956 >anon performs pātukaroti >his manomāyakāya was so actualized it never broke cittasaṃtāna as it emanated and continued on his life for him as his rūpa ascended to a higher loka without missing a step

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:12:41 2019 No.22027624 >>22027367 Dhampirs are just vampires that act human until they smell/taste blood. Then they're just vampires that act like kryptonite/radiate bimbo rays to other vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:12:47 2019 No.22027625 >>22027585 I’ve got a copy on each of my computers plus everything stored in imgur anon, I’m not that careless. This is the album with all the thread-safe stuff. https://imgur.com/a/UhgEW

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:16:00 2019 No.22027643 File: 319 KB, 1545x1158, RJ260121_img_smp1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:16:41 2019 No.22027647 >>22027625 What about the not thread safe stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:16:52 2019 No.22027650 >>22027625 Is there a... you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:18:56 2019 No.22027667 >>22027647 >>22027650 That one is private and probably always will be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:20:44 2019 No.22027678 >>22027667 Oh. sorry to hear. Thanks for sharing the nsfw stuff you did share in the past

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:21:05 2019 No.22027681 >>22027667 Genuinely makes me curious as to what it contains considering the material in the public gallery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:21:20 2019 No.22027683 >>22021206 Fat fairy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:22:08 2019 No.22027689 >>22027683 Best fairies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:22:20 2019 No.22027691 >people are too new to know about KDFs deepest degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:24:12 2019 No.22027698 >>22027678 You’re welcome anon! >>22027681 I’m not allowed to talk about it here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:28:29 2019 No.22027711 >>22027625 >all this loli Too bad I can only edit out some of the drawings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:30:27 2019 No.22027722 File: 42 KB, 697x378, wau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22026750 Anyone? I'm dying for puppy piles here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:31:21 2019 No.22027726 >>22027698 >here Anywhere else we could discuss it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:31:51 2019 No.22027729 >>22027681 KDF is in to diapers and toddlercon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:33:09 2019 No.22027735 >>22027726 I guess there’s discord, but I don’t feel good about giving that out here either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:33:58 2019 No.22027738 >>22027735 That's... completely understandable actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:36:06 2019 No.22027747 >>22027722 why she scared?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:37:34 2019 No.22027754 >>22027747 She had a dream about anon dying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:40:10 2019 No.22027762 File: 179 KB, 678x1000, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_miuku_marine_sapphire__85c050684c982d917f01faf1c8f89033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027747 thunderstorm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:41:24 2019 No.22027769 >>22027729 Messy or clean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:44:12 2019 No.22027782 File: 607 KB, 1200x849, SWLmadX2_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Introducing CYBER-GAUNT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:47:47 2019 No.22027805 >>22027769 Not that anon, but clean only. I’ve got an existential aversion to ‘those’ bathroom things, so much so that monstergirls and their husbands would never have the need for bathrooms in that sense in my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:48:01 2019 No.22027807 File: 834 KB, 700x858, a7fCUkQy_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22027762 I guess she wouldn't get along with thunderbirds then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:48:54 2019 No.22027810 >>22027782 So like a Nightgaunt with a cyborg hubby?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:49:12 2019 No.22027812 >>22027805 You're good in my book

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:50:46 2019 No.22027826 >>22027805 Well that’s not so bad. Kinda patrician actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:55:17 2019 No.22027840 >>22027810 >human women turn to robots for companionship since monstergirls have gotten all the men

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:59:01 2019 No.22027855 >>22027624 Except for the blood drinking and the preference for getting husbands, dhampirs are mostly mentally human having common sense unlike most monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:02:28 2019 No.22027864 >>22027855 A dhampir-led "Understanding Humans 101" class would be really cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:03:05 2019 No.22027868 >>22027624 I want a vampire monster to kidnapped me and feed my blood to her dhampir daughter who is also my best friend to get her to be more vampire like.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:04:23 2019 No.22027875 >>22027868 That's a good vampire mom.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:09:48 2019 No.22027896

>>22027855
Correct, up until they drink blood which actively makes them just go full vamp.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dhampir
>Furthermore, they are sometimes attacked by an urge to suck blood inherited from the vampire race, although they normally resist it. The reason why is if they happen to learn the sweet taste of a man's blood, the human part of the half human, half monster dhampir becomes corrupted by the “monster” part, and after that they can't resist future urges to suck blood at all or the lust that visits at the same time.
Second they get blood, which is going to be real quick once they marry as the man is always in close proximity and they hunger just like vamps do but unlike vamps never sate it so it just grows, they just become vamps who bimbofy vamp brains and have a thing for female/female femdom(on vamps) and/or gentle femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:11:04 2019 No.22027900 what do i do if i can't express disinterest in a hellhound that wants me really bad while i'm way more interested with a human woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:11:49 2019 No.22027904 >>22027868 >vampire stabs own self in back using daughter as proxy >more at 11 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:13:03 2019 No.22027907 >>22027900 Submit or be forced to submit. Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:13:05 2019 No.22027908 >>22027900 Setting says she leaves you alone

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:13:33 2019 No.22027910 File: 182 KB, 984x834, mE3egBw4_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MG-friendly smartphones when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:13:47 2019 No.22027911 File: 235 KB, 1280x720, Sylvia 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Chimera?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:13:47 2019 No.22027912 >>22027900 As long as you dont have a hidden desire for said Hellhound, you're fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:14:49 2019 No.22027916 >>22027911 What kind of chimera?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:14:49 2019 No.22027917 File: 209 KB, 1280x720, Sylvia 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:17:33 2019 No.22027920 >>22027875 Yep! The best vampire moms help their dhampir daughters by matching them up with the blood of the boy they crush on. >>22027904 What?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:17:34 2019 No.22027921

>>22027908
Nah, m8. Setting says they leave you alone if you're:
Interested in another species of mamano
OR
Actively capital L Love someone else already

Only being interested in human women is actually a touched upon catalyst for being zeroed in on for several mamano who wish to teach you a better way plus literally all extremists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:18:35 2019 No.22027927 >>22027908 >>22027912 must be easy to obtain an lilem wife if all the other monsters will leave you to go meet your lilem love. i hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:20:57 2019 No.22027938 >>22027927 Yes and No. If you have a decent liking for another species, that might be your Achilles heel

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:21:15 2019 No.22027940 >>22027910 i oppose smartphones in MGE world. what if my little daughteru is playing games on my waifu's phone and i'm at work and get bored so i try to send my waifu a dick pic and my daughteru sees it popped up on a notifications bar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:22:05 2019 No.22027944 >>22027938 >>22027927 Not to mention, rarity might make your quest a lengthy one

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:27:35 2019 No.22027954

>>22027920
Dhampirs often times target their mothers first. Dhampir type demonic energy is basically a bimbo mind ray for vampires.
Having dominated and "corrected" their mother and thus acquired a taste for it they usually go off to become a vampire hunter with their husband(either their father they "rescued from their mother, a mistreated "servant", or just her own acquired naturally acquired husband) to go "correct" other vampires.
Once they've tasted blood they mentally downgrade to vampires to boot and that happens once they taste blood.
Point is: that mother is not only giving someone with latent domination fetishes and instincts specifically aimed against her own species a power-up and a morality reduction against such things while doing the exact kind of stuff to a human("servant") that triggers dhampirs instinctive need to "correct" such vampires.
Basically she's gonna piss off her daughter, give her a power boost/source of blood, and actively remove the inhibitions that would at least keep things in check. That vampire mother is about to be "corrected" by her own daughter quite harshly because she essentially handed her a loaded gun and said shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:31:03 2019 No.22027968 File: 498 KB, 890x900, Cow11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How expensive is holstaur milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:32:28 2019 No.22027972 The only good dhampir is the one that embraces her true self and acts like a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:34:17 2019 No.22027979 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x800, Slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you have to keep pumping slimes full of semen before they start to look like a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:34:19 2019 No.22027980 >>22027968 Depends on how many holsts exist in the area

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:34:37 2019 No.22027981 >>22027900 What >>22027908 said. If you really want to rub it in, tell her you want your wife to give birth to a son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:34:48 2019 No.22027985 >>22027968 If you live in a green kingdom cheap, if you have to import it from one expensive. I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:36:22 2019 No.22027993 >>22027968 >paying >not just marrying one (or a herd) and drinking from the tap

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:38:00 2019 No.22027999 File: 686 KB, 1312x1925, Vl403MsMgOo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Gazer uses her slime to make a dress Is this peak laziness or peak ingenuity?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:40:25 2019 No.22028011 ferret monster girls when? i want to save her life before she goes into too much heat from not finding a mate and dies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:40:38 2019 No.22028012 >>22027999 Some say peak ingenuity is driven by laziness.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:40:45 2019 No.22028013

>>22027968
That depends on how many holsts live in the local but the cost of holst milk per gallon per holst is less than the cost of cow milk per cow per milk as holsts will yield roughly 10+/-1/2 gallons of milk and a day and cows will yield 6-7 gallons of milk a day and holsts will produce this amount every single day without being pregnant whereas cows will produce their amount but only while pregnant then they need to take a break for a bit which will also lower holst milk cost as its always readily available and raise cow milk as it will be restricted from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:43:32 2019 No.22028023 what's your favorite jrpg? would would you imagine it if it were a monster girl version

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:44:34 2019 No.22028028 >>22028023 how would*

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:45:25 2019 No.22028035

>>22027999
Peak invention and ingenuity correlates directly to peak laziness to the point major companies have been saving millions every year by purposefully hiring lazy asses because they find the easiest least complicated way to do shit rather than do shit the way they were told to by the manual.
If you work in a major company and they put you in some asinine position that you aren't qualified for and wonder why they put you there rather than someone better qualified for it this is why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:48:12 2019 No.22028048 >>22028035 I thought they hire unqualified people so they could pay them less?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:49:43 2019 No.22028060

>>22027896
The hunger does get sated, they just get hungry again in the future.

Anyway, even then they are still majin with a taste for blood, not true undead vampires. Unless drinking blood causes them to grow wings (I presume that unlike the vampire their cape is not their wings), get pointy ears and become undead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:52:25 2019 No.22028072 File: 197 KB, 1044x1122, -GT8ZoOv4aA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Read us another story, dad!" >"Yeah, just one more we promise we'll go to bed!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:53:18 2019 No.22028077 >>22028023 >seiken densetsu 3 Kevin and the male beastmen would lose theor werewolf forms, angela would be a dark mage that fucks duran, and duran's dad would of simply fucked the now dragon emperess into submision

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:55:56 2019 No.22028084 >>22028077 >having loki cuck his wife Leave the empress to the king, or duran himself

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:56:11 2019 No.22028087

>>22028023
>favorite jrpg
Nier, the original one.
>how would you imagine it if it were a monster girl version
You replace your daughter/sister yonah with kainé I guess somehow but still keep kainé in your party but now she's also a hellhound? Or maybe just keep it OG story but just make kainé a hellhound for simplicity but now yonah is both kainé's and nier's daughter. Do mamano give a shit about futa cause kainé's pretty attached to her dick and believe it or not between that and some other shit going on with her it yields some insanely powerful character development and backstory and having to lop it off means you'd have to REALLY overhaul her entire character plot, history, and story otherwise you get the english mess where half the reason she acts like an edgy OC steel is lost on the audience. Anyway, step one just reskin kainé's character model with a hellhound skin that's literally it no need to redo or change the dialogue unless you're persnickety like I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:56:42 2019 No.22028091 >>22028072 i lot of russian stuff im seeing

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:57:31 2019 No.22028095

>>22028048
That's how they save Millions rather than just A Million. By cutting corners on not only the hiring AND payment aspect but also getting lower cost higher efficiency out of the mix you're increasing your profits 4 different ways by hiring one stupid guy per position.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:58:03 2019 No.22028098 File: 1.65 MB, 1278x906, 1567907883545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine an incubus child being born to a sandworm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:58:30 2019 No.22028102 >>22028091 I bet a lot of onis sign up for Russian language courses after hearing tales of men that could keep up with their drinking.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:00:13 2019 No.22028109

>>22028060
Its stated pretty heavily dhampir are literally just vampires with the mind/personality of a human(till they drink blood). The profile explicitly tells you they are 100% mamano it's just they inherited their fathers humanity when it comes to how they act and think.
So, they probably have wings they hide or some shit or the cape transforms or they pull an old style Dracula and they just fly without wings and the cape gets to symbolize batwings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:01:47 2019 No.22028114 >>22028098 Imagine waifuing the one bone KC threw to the vore fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:02:11 2019 No.22028118 >>22028072 I want to raise them big and strong so they can give me the best tentacle massages ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:07:18 2019 No.22028135 File: 1.74 MB, 1500x1267, PbjEtXI1k3o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:09:48 2019 No.22028142 >>22028109 They have none of the weaknesses of vampires tho, and a completely different mindset and powers. They are clearly a completely different type of monster.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:12:22 2019 No.22028150

>>22028098
Your dad would probably convince her to shrink down so you could all live in actual house and go to school, you'd live your childhood life wondering why your lamia mom is so pink and the rest aren't, and sometimes you wonder where dad and mom go when it's night but they didn't take the car

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:14:12 2019 No.22028159 File: 681 KB, 1105x1304, 75036757_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028114

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:15:06 2019 No.22028165 >>22028142 I'm just saying what the profile says. Maybe garlic making them dumb as shit and sunlight making them weak as shit and water feeling good is just a mentality thing for vampires.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:15:39 2019 No.22028171

>>22028109
And yet they are noted to be indistinguishable from humans even without a disguise. To the point that a man may not realize what they are until one experiences how good sex with them is. That certainly sounds like they have nothing obviously non-human about them (though the shape of the eyes on the profile one makes me wonder about that).

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:15:44 2019 No.22028172 File: 72 KB, 1134x1134, wTv2KDtC_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028072 But I don't speak kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:16:22 2019 No.22028175 if you wanted to learn something new, would you rather be taught by a lich or a hakutaku?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:16:45 2019 No.22028177 >>22028165 They don’t have wings, the profile never mentions them. They are very clearly there own thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:17:56 2019 No.22028182 >>22028175 depends on what it is i'm trying to learn

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:18:43 2019 No.22028188 >>22028175 Neither, give me an Anubis teacher instead that rewards good results with blowjobs and punishes bad results with facesitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:19:35 2019 No.22028190 >>22028165 The profile never says they are essentially the same as vampires though, just that they are genuinely monsters despite how much like humans they seem to be. And again, vampires are undead, dhampirs are majin.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:23:55 2019 No.22028208

>>22028177
>>22028171
Profile>headcannon. Is all I'm saying here. Actively stated they are 100% vamps who got their mentality humanity from their uncorrupted dad.
How that translates to what they are is shoulder shrug territory.
Also, just checked it while typing this. The vamp profile has a Q&A that says vamps can "disappear" their wings or make them look like their mantle their wearing. So maybe it is like I wrote up above and the dhamp cape is og Dracula tier flight capabilities or they're just hiding them.
Maybe so? Maybe not? Shoulder shrug.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:26:42 2019 No.22028220

>>22028175
Haku. They know all your weak and strong suits and knowledge by touch and have an instinctive capability to teach effectively.
Liches are like those legit genius-tier teachers you get sometimes that also happen to be super autistic and thus can't express themselves or the meaning they're trying to get across effectively so any lesson they teach will be hard to understand at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:27:01 2019 No.22028224 >>22028208 >A sudden mutational variant of the Vampire They are a subspecies not the same. It’s like saying an Alice is a succubus, they are very similar however they are clearly different.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:29:23 2019 No.22028234 >>22028190 Profile says "mutational variant of vampires". Just like an apophis is a lamia and zombie dragons are dragons dhampirs are vampires. Otherwise they wouldn't have the vampire need to feed or all the charm shit vampires have.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:30:23 2019 No.22028239
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>>22028220
>Liches are like those legit genius-tier teachers you get sometimes that also happen to be super autistic
Imagine having a lich tutor, perfect gpa and full honors but when you ask her to explain something in a little bit more detail she just stares at you, or ignores you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:31:39 2019 No.22028244 File: 1.14 MB, 1200x1103, 1453165237889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028135 Would anon rather go to the beach with those two, or these two?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:32:33 2019 No.22028251 >>22028244 Those sharks 100%

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:34:39 2019 No.22028256 >>22028244 >legs heresy

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:36:57 2019 No.22028269

>>22028244
Neither. I hate the beach. People are loud douchebags and people flock to beaches. Because people are douchebags and flock to beaches theres always garbage and shit everywhere on the beach. Because people are loud douchebags theres always at least one particularly louder more douchier douchebag on the beach somewhere within close proximity to highlight every other issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:37:09 2019 No.22028270 File: 984 KB, 1000x1412, 58901161_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028256 I like them more like this desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:37:59 2019 No.22028277 >>22028256 >he doesn't know about the legs spell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:38:11 2019 No.22028278 >>22028269 What if it's a private beach owned by the girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:38:56 2019 No.22028284 >>22028270 >>22028244 As long as they have a huge thick tail, I'm a fan

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:39:33 2019 No.22028286 >>22028277 that would be more plausible if they weren't in an ocean

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:41:32 2019 No.22028295

>>22028278
It's attached via the water to other beaches and because beaches contain people who are douchebags the litter on one beach becomes the litter on all beaches and the contaminated water at one beach is the contaminated water of all beaches because people don't care about ruining shit for everybody else because people are douchebags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:42:42 2019 No.22028298 >>22028286 >plausible You misspelled hard cannon. Fishy types have a spell that gives them legs compliments of Poseidon so they can walk on land to find husbands or enjoy husbands on land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:45:42 2019 No.22028308 >>22028298 Not every picture takes place in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:45:51 2019 No.22028310 >>22028298 you misunderstand, i was asking why they would use such a spell at the beach. it's more likely that they just have permanent legs, hence my disapproval but hey, it's just my opinion, and shouldn't be taken seriously

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:48:33 2019 No.22028323 >>22028244 Imagine getting married to two twin sharks like these. That's hitting the jackpot.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:49:21 2019 No.22028325
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>>22028298
Its not a spell given by Poseidon. Its a spell any monster has the potential to learn called "spell of anthropomorphosis." Mermaid can also just crawl/hop on their tail or learn to use their mana to float if they haven't learned that transformaiton spell.

Unless there is some extra lore that's been translated recently that I'm not aware of.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:50:18 2019 No.22028329

>>22028239
>when you ask her to explain something in a little bit more detail she just stares at you, or ignores you
I kinda know someone like this, it's because they legit can't understand why someone wouldn't understand something so simple like that. In reality, they're really bad to have as a tutor

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:50:21 2019 No.22028331 >>22028323 >twins Those aren't twins though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:52:53 2019 No.22028342 >>22028277 >>22028325 >don't even have to go to the beach to catch fish Awesome. I kind of have a half-love for mermaids/lamias. Their lack of leg articulation does make them look somewhat helpless to me, which is a turn-on of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:55:44 2019 No.22028349 >>22028342 >lamias >helpless Its a trick anon. Get in to close are your going to get coiled and tagged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 22:56:17 2019 No.22028351 >>22028331 What are fraternal twins

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:01:13 2019 No.22028365 >>22028349 I wonder what the best way of restraining them is. I would like to restrain one enough so that she can hug me with her coils, but not enough to grapple and restrain me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:01:35 2019 No.22028367 >>22028269 >>22028295 Anon you seem to have some type of trauma

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:02:48 2019 No.22028375 >witches that carry guns with demon silver bullets that deplete into thin air after digging deep into the flesh of their targets

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:04:10 2019 No.22028380 >>22028375 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:08:20 2019 No.22028398 File: 906 KB, 1752x2493, p068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028380 Guns with Demon Realm Silver ammo are canon.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:09:08 2019 No.22028403

>>22028351
Can't be. Everything from their face to their skin colors are entirely different. No shared aspects anywhere and those 2 different skintones is a big tell. The best you could claim is they're sisters with 2 different fathers but the same mother or the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:10:48 2019 No.22028407 >>22028380 They use it to threaten men into becoming their onii-chans

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:11:19 2019 No.22028409

>>22028367
I openly hate people as they demonstratably are shit and beaches are one of many places you'll find many people putting those places higher up on my shitlist.
If being exposed my entire life to every single person I ever came across being shit in some way including those seen through 3rd person mediums so I know it's not just the local area or specific places I've been can cause trauma i guess i got it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:11:43 2019 No.22028413 if i stuff a leanan sidhe down my pants, will i automatically be good at art and music?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:13:04 2019 No.22028416 >>22028375 This >>22028398 is true just like swords are cannon and even the lore tells you death can occur on the battlefield or from violence in setting it's just been vastly reduced is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:13:45 2019 No.22028420 >>22028403 Nothing says their skins aren't inheritable the same way our eye colors are. Maybe one of them got the dominant color and the other didn't. Faces look pretty close to each other. Hair is also pretty close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:13:47 2019 No.22028422 >>22028407 Their tiny guns are shit. >What sick man sends babies to fuck?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:15:47 2019 No.22028430 >>22028413 Nah. They encourage you to be good but you have to put in the effort. Sort of like how incubi can become sex gods but the requirement is they perform and practice sex regularly to achieve such results.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:17:01 2019 No.22028439 >>22028413 she's going get paint for a new and trending medium used by all the hip leannies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:17:12 2019 No.22028440 >>22028420 Like I said. There's enough there to claim one shared parent but not enough for both and there's enough there to say they have 2 separate parents somewhere or else they'd share more than just hair color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:17:54 2019 No.22028444 File: 719 KB, 1200x1264, YE6UbS1t_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028244 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:18:27 2019 No.22028448 >>22028439 >stuff a leanan sidhe down my pants >she paints my cock to look like an elephant trunk worth it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:18:41 2019 No.22028449 >>22028440 There's enough to claim they share both parents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:22:15 2019 No.22028462 >>22028440 They're monstergirls, I don't see why they wouldn't be twins. >trying to apply genetics this hard to fantasy monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:22:58 2019 No.22028464 >>22028449 I'm not seeing it. The only shared aspect they have is hair. My buddy and I have the same everything is different down to skin color but we have the same hair setup going on and that doesn't make us twins.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:27:20 2019 No.22028476

>>22028448
>takes a photograph of your dick dipped in a puddle of water so it looks like an elephant slurping up water
>displays the photograph at an order art museum for everyone to see
>but no one except the artist and her subject knows that they're looking some guy's dick in a puddle thanks to a sex-crazed art fairy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:28:43 2019 No.22028479 What is the best way to acquire a Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:31:36 2019 No.22028496 >>22028476 >due to the fairy's magic, the photo has a subtle corrupting effect on anyone who looks at it for too long >the female staff eventually monsterize >chaos ensues

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:32:12 2019 No.22028499 >>22028479 Have no real drive or ability to self motivate and live poorly but no so poorly that devil bugs move in then put up a holo wanted sign asking for a maid. They're fixer-upper types that double as maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:32:14 2019 No.22028500 >>22028479 be rich enough to afford one or have good ties with her agency so you can pay a lot less and your money, you payed with, grows through interest until it is fully payed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:34:20 2019 No.22028514 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that its good to offer single monster girls in your DND group a place to stay if things run late. Don't want anything happening on the road.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:38:33 2019 No.22028542
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>>22022674
>join random server full of mg's
>talk alot but none of them respond
>right before you call it quits for the night realize that you had the group chat on mute
>tell them then unmute it just to say bye before logging off for the night
How would this end?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:45:11 2019 No.22028563 >>22028542 how would she react if i started molesting her breasts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:45:14 2019 No.22028564 >>22028542 >next day >pelted with friend requests >nudes in just about all of them, along with outrageously lewd flirting >except one >turns out the salamander you dumpstered last night is still salty and demands a rematch

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:46:37 2019 No.22028572 >>22028563 Arms reach means she can pull you in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:52:57 2019 No.22028599 File: 115 KB, 1159x1200, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just wanna be smothered in breasts of numerous holsts right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:54:36 2019 No.22028610 >>22028599 Holsts herds are the only way to go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:55:43 2019 No.22028614 >>22028599 this, but with minotaurs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:56:14 2019 No.22028617 >>22028614 his but with both

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:56:56 2019 No.22028619 >>22028614 Holsts are minotaurs....technically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:58:50 2019 No.22028628 >>22028619 we will have to consult with Ms Taku who heads the department of Bovinology regarding proper genetics of the two

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:59:16 2019 No.22028632 what's your daughteru's name?

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:59:17 2019 No.22028633
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>>22026098
I know that mana can handwave all issues but would a deaf mg still talk like a deaf person? Because that would be fucking hilarious and cute
>Ih Wuve Uuuu Anohm
Hehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 23:59:32 2019 No.22028634 >>22028599 Getting swarmed by barometz would be an interesting experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:00:26 2019 No.22028637 File: 113 KB, 846x797, Troll censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028599 This but with Trolls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:01:13 2019 No.22028642 >>22028619 yes, but not nearly as fierce. i want a minotaur that can put a burglar through a wall

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:01:52 2019 No.22028643 File: 3.99 MB, 4248x3252, __shirohebi_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_manosdetrapo__f0fae3461c0677b9fd86abb9160cbd8a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028628 >Taku

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:03:15 2019 No.22028649 File: 829 KB, 1312x2000, 75213486_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worship Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:04:48 2019 No.22028661 Do they offer mail order Pharaohs in their sarcophagus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:04:53 2019 No.22028664 >>22021206 What’s the best monstergirl for when you are down and need some cheering up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:06:29 2019 No.22028675 >>22028664 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIyXlv7EVY4 I just thought of this with a haughty mummy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:06:56 2019 No.22028679 >>22028649 if i do, what do i get in return?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:07:56 2019 No.22028684 File: 246 KB, 900x720, Kobold_waiting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028664

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:08:22 2019 No.22028688 >>22028632 Opal!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:14:13 2019 No.22028712 >>22028642 >thinking 1600lbs of muscle holsts can't put a burglar threatening her husband through a wall a county over Just show her something red and watch her go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:15:16 2019 No.22028717 >>22028664 Mindflayer. She'll erase all memories that aren't happy memories and replace the 95% memory gap with artificially created good memories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:15:56 2019 No.22028721 File: 626 KB, 640x960, 80967547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028712 >muscle holsts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:19:58 2019 No.22028733 >>22028721 All holsts are muscle holsts, anon. They just have a pleasant layer of fluff over it all so they can function as tempurpedic mattresses for midday naps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:21:17 2019 No.22028741 >>22028717 That sounds incredibly unhealthy. >>22028684 That’s pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:28:08 2019 No.22028760 File: 201 KB, 750x1000, CHQxVLao_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:32:39 2019 No.22028767 File: 78 KB, 1068x545, McQpa6jt_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028679 A free pet cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:36:16 2019 No.22028770 >>22028643 What is that snek planning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:39:35 2019 No.22028773 >>22021306 Might as well put it to a poll. https://www.strawpoll.me/18608709

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:41:08 2019 No.22028778 I want to be molested by a kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:43:06 2019 No.22028783 >>22028767 damn, i better start worshiping right away

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:47:49 2019 No.22028795 >>22028770 That's the look a snake gives when anon likes long hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:51:48 2019 No.22028804 >>22028760 that's no dragon, anon. she's got no wings

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 00:56:56 2019 No.22028820 >>22028741 You asked for the best at cheering up and got it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:05:01 2019 No.22028834 File: 726 KB, 800x1200, bengali jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028664 Jinkos. Their chuffing is fantastic ASMR. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:07:48 2019 No.22028842 File: 1.10 MB, 1800x1380, 1555882819250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028767 Oops! Worshiped the cat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:09:13 2019 No.22028844 >>22028778 why would kikis attack their own mastahs like that? only crazy meidos do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:09:43 2019 No.22028846 >>22028842 Oh no! You blew it anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:10:58 2019 No.22028850 >>22028834 no tail

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:11:24 2019 No.22028852 >>22028844 The entry even says they have predatory instincts and will attack men they consider slobs.

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:13:42 2019 No.22028856

What's the difference between a flat shortstack and a loli with a bigger than normal ass?

What's the body type you assume when you hear (read) "short stack"?

I might have just gotten a bit to trigger happy lately, but when I hear "shortstack" I just assume oppai loli sorta shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:14:14 2019 No.22028857 File: 472 KB, 1200x758, time for the jinko to touch you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028850 Touch the tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:15:37 2019 No.22028863 >>22028857 I NEED AN ANGEL!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:27:43 2019 No.22028895 >>22028856 shortstack implies that she's packing heat all over imo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:29:58 2019 No.22028901 >>22028773 Slightly offtopic but, I like the idea of doing a poll on what the thread likes, just to quantify it. Like ideal body type, etc, stuff that's wouldnt just be a 50+ list of every MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:34:10 2019 No.22028912 >>22027220 I've read about female mge fans occasionally in these threads. Do they self-insert as the monsters or just like the art?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:37:25 2019 No.22028920 >>22028912 I dont think its true, but if it is i hope they want to be corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:39:13 2019 No.22028925 >>22028895 I feel like some people just use the term "shortstack" to avoid being under the sabbath umbrella. Shortstack seems to mean anything from a profile gremlin to short anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:40:54 2019 No.22028933 >>22028925 I have never seen anyone refer to shortstack when talking about a small girl with no tits. Pretty much always either oppai-loli or a very short women with big tits and ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:41:58 2019 No.22028937 >>22028912 >female mge fans All I've seen is cosplays, which are all russian for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:49:17 2019 No.22028954 which mg would make for the scariest yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:50:44 2019 No.22028960 >>22028954 shogg or mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:51:11 2019 No.22028962 >>22028954 Trumpart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:51:49 2019 No.22028963 >>22028954 Dormouse, weresheep

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:53:12 2019 No.22028967 >>22028954 Lilims, Shoggoths, any other MG that is all powerful or from the abyss.

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:54:30 2019 No.22028972

>>22028954
Lilim. There's really nothing those girls can't do, so they can poke at any type of fear. They can be the subtle type to be there in the shadow when you sleep, always leaving just as you're about to get a chill down your spine that someone's watching. Or they can be the kind that slowly take over and alter reality around the place you live, be it city, or even country. Or they could even go so far as to fiddle about with alternate/pocket dimensions or perception of reality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 01:55:02 2019 No.22028974 >>22028857 >tfw no buff jinko gf to get my ass back in shape I just want to lose 45 pounds and be back down to a healthy weight for me. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so since I’m a lazy piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 02:09:27 2019 No.22029013 >>22028954 Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 02:57:40 2019 No.22029156 what aspect of you would your waifu brag about to her friends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 03:13:38 2019 No.22029215 >>22029156 My love for her and her body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 03:50:09 2019 No.22029335 >>22029156 I'm too average to really be bragged about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 04:13:14 2019 No.22029410 File: 2.00 MB, 2000x1000, 1462393440262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rare footage of Slime-butt captured by divers.

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 04:38:08 2019 No.22029504

>>22028912
Its not uncommon but sadly it attracts the "wrong" types because in the right light it's a women's power fantasy and you should know the type that flock to that sort of thing. Every mamano is super strong and arguably all body types and personalities get represented, all deities presiding over everything and thus in charge are women, women get to pick the men they want using the rules of the setting, even if the mans lacking physically the manaloop fixes that making what would be a disappointing average sized dick into a womb popper and what is probably just an average face and body can be made handsome and ripped, using the manaloop women can become gods, the setting actively makes women the stronger gender and men the fairer gender, on its face men can't say no or turn women down, it can make ugly women beautiful and remove aspects they consider flaws like small tits into bigger or vice versa, and of course every woman is actively desired and loved because DE does that to.
It addresses all the worries and egos women have when it comes to love and body image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 04:59:09 2019 No.22029588 >>22028852 Getting punished by a stern kiki maid is top tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:00:14 2019 No.22029596 File: 322 KB, 1424x1936, Pharaoh variation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22028649 I might need a break

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:02:06 2019 No.22029607 >>22029588 What's the punishment? Getting bent over her knee and spanked with a brush?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:05:17 2019 No.22029622 >>22029607 That might be one of them. Or just no sweets for a while. Or just edging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:10:30 2019 No.22029639 >>22028795 Screw that anon, she has the perfect hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:15:05 2019 No.22029654 >>22029607 >Kiki >Punishing her master I'd like to see her try to even work the nerve up to say no to him

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:16:21 2019 No.22029660 >>22029654 If Master is a slob, then for his own sake she must act.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:34:45 2019 No.22029714 >>22029654 >>22029660 It's a great dynamic. As the master you can basically order her to do lewd things, but she can also punish you for not behaving like a proper master. That's why groping a stern kiki maid while she is working is so good!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:38:17 2019 No.22029725 >>22029504 >the portals open >lonely men get their waifus >insecure women become waifus >couples get their relationship enhanced I don't see a downside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:46:36 2019 No.22029762 File: 843 KB, 650x763, 1508328287225.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real Cat hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OylJq6L-Wd0

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:50:24 2019 No.22029775 File: 138 KB, 1032x871, cuter cats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22029762 Marshmallow cats in f@ c@ t@s.

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 06:37:10 2019 No.22029941

>>22029725
The downside is the type of women on those sites are not the type you want to be associated with. They're the "evidence in court is racist"/"if your book doesn't prominently feature minority women or homosexuality you're part of the problem" types.
Ever been to lolcow? If you haven't ans you decide to visit just know that every post coming across like a bizarro /r9k/ and /pol/ hybrid isn't ironic shitposting they're being 100% serious and non-member. They're into it so long as it remains a power fantasy to them and you don't try to remove that or equal the field with evidence showing that it's a fair play system. Don't get them started on the sabbath or wonderland either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 06:53:35 2019 No.22030006 >>22029941 Fuck off cripplechan outsider faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 06:53:42 2019 No.22030008 File: 1.99 MB, 2670x1439, Pillow Fight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you crash your little sister's sleep over with a pillow fight?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:08:17 2019 No.22030092 >>22026183 >Casino City Oh boy.... the memes are indeed becoming real

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:13:20 2019 No.22030117 >>22030092 >Enter Casino City >This starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:21:42 2019 No.22030174 >>22030092 Casino city sounds like a sonic level name

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:24:58 2019 No.22030186 >>22030174 There has been a casino park and a bingo highway

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:31:21 2019 No.22030223 >>22026765 Maybe they will be real at some point, but the average anon will either be dead or too old, I guess VR is the best we can hope for now

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:36:33 2019 No.22030252

>>22030092
>You will never lose all your money in Casino City and be forced to promise a group of tanuki businesswomen a good time for a ride home
>You will never be accused to counting cards in Casino City and be brought before the demon owner and forced to eat her out underneath her desk
>You will never get drunk and start a fight with a security guard, winning somehow only to be tackled by a group of guards and taken back to the staff room to be raped by the guard you fought
>You will never work in Casino City as a dealer and get threatened by high rollers who lost tons of cash claiming you stacked the deck against them, only for your floor manager to calm her down with a free room and a free night with you
>You Will never work as a bartender having to listen to crying drunk monster girls who've been striking out all night, and having the same drunk mgs hitting on you or promising you something much better than a tip if you follow them into the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:38:15 2019 No.22030264 >>22030223 You could always just start a religion and meme them into reality that way. None of you are dedicated enough to actually worship monsters, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:41:47 2019 No.22030286 >>22030264 We each worship in our own way

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:43:44 2019 No.22030293 File: 211 KB, 1056x723, g5YbWqGmAoqwW16pYDHicXRSjlVoQ16ATqhFCqdTEbI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22030264

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 07:54:17 2019 No.22030342 File: 1.25 MB, 3123x3310, 1491418203392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any MG can be improved by simply asking, 'What if she was in a pretty dress?'

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:06:06 2019 No.22030395 File: 261 KB, 665x900, Selkie_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/PS62iRXBeJc

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:08:25 2019 No.22030410 File: 244 KB, 933x1366, 1476172761246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22030342 The best girl is already wearing a pretty dress by default.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:09:42 2019 No.22030416 >>22030395 Where's my Encantado MG KC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:13:47 2019 No.22030439 >>22030395 Swan wife was sad as she abandoned her human kids and seal wife was justified if a little overkill Inuit fox wife needed to learn how to chill

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:15:27 2019 No.22030447 >NEET Anubis in your apartment complex starts demanding 'tribute' from the other tenants >No one takes her seriously at first until her 'curse' manifests >Everybody's internet gets really slow and cuts in and out constantly

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:21:02 2019 No.22030480 >>22030439 MGE foxes wouldn't REEEE at their husband saying that they smell Then again, KC already did the body odour thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:23:09 2019 No.22030492 >>22030480 Body odour thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:25:10 2019 No.22030499 >>22030447 So that's how she's able to maintain her lifestyle without having to work

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:25:17 2019 No.22030501 >>22030492 Basically boils down to your waifu sweat smells sweet, if you need more about it just read the high orc page

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:26:39 2019 No.22030507 >>22030492 Monstergirl BO is just musky for human men Even the troll (who is self conscious about this) is said to have a pleasant scent and the bubble slime has been semi retconned into having the environment and its contents effect her smell

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:31:44 2019 No.22030538 Do you think if Selene's mansion was more extreme it would be like the thunder dome?

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:32:58 2019 No.22030543

>>22030499
>Mom works for influential pharaoh and saved her from getting graped
>Is raised to royalty status and doesn't need to work anymore, can just live off from patron pharaoh
>Wants daughter to move out but knows she can't hold a job or support herself
>Gets her an apartment in the nice side of town paying for everything, from food to internet
>Every night she calls her little girl asking her what she ate for dinner and did she try that recipe she texted her or if she found a cute boy
>Anubis NEET always gets angry at last question and just hangs up not wanting to argue with her mom
>Notices tenants still haven't paid her tribute and pulls logs into their wifi with a different device each
>Starts downloading hundreds of torrents of HQ hentai
>Chuckles slightly as she hears groans from the other tenants
>They will suffer her curse
>Suddenly hears knocking at her door
>Sees it's anon, he must've noticed that someone used another device to log into his wifi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:40:17 2019 No.22030581 >>22030538 What's a thunder dome?

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 08:58:53 2019 No.22030665

Guys, help me out.
My monster girlfriend (long distance, online only) wants to be in an open relationship, she sends me pictures of those handsome Order apprentices she meets at college. I pay for her tuition, rent, food, and an occasional gigolo for whenever she feels too horny (she has needs, I understand). But I'm considering not paying for her gigolos anymore since I don't want to be in an open relationship, I'd still pay for everything else.
Am I the asshole here? She's the love of my life bros, I so don't want to ruin this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:03:47 2019 No.22030689 File: 45 KB, 468x545, 1537141909620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Let's see who falls for it. Such a pure man can only be prime material for lonely Unicorns!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:18:32 2019 No.22030761 I'm not touching this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:23:58 2019 No.22030787 >>22030581 Two men enter One man leaves

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:24:24 2019 No.22030791 >>22029410 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:26:18 2019 No.22030802 >>22030689 >pure more like retarded

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:28:55 2019 No.22030819

>>22030665
You got played, anon. She's not a monster girl. She's 3DPD pretending to be a monster girl.

Best course of action:
>buy matango spores
>mix it in with a special made treat
>mail it to her
>have the last laugh
>go to the local monster girl district in town
>strip down naked
>masturbate and wait

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:30:04 2019 No.22030828 >>22030819 >replying I’m very disappointed in you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:31:33 2019 No.22030849 >>22030787 Then the other man leaves having been declared the winner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:32:35 2019 No.22030862 >>22028852 they sound like brownies, sorta

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:34:19 2019 No.22030876 >>22030008 no, it's a girls sleepover. i don't want to be a terrible onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:34:47 2019 No.22030879 >>22030828 I don't come here for anyone's approval. I come here to enjoy monster girl discussions. If I can make light of a shitpost and twist it into something fun, I will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:36:04 2019 No.22030891 >>22030008 >>22030876 You sure you don't want to sneak into a small sister's smug squad sleepover?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:36:39 2019 No.22030896 >>22030689 i want a cute western-style cartoon about monster girls. or at least a web-comic that's not shit and sort of popular

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:37:10 2019 No.22030898 >>22030849 Nah the other one alped

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:38:04 2019 No.22030903 >>22030891 no, they'll tell me to get out and my little sister won't like me ever a again (for like 3 days)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:39:36 2019 No.22030912 >>22030828 I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, AND HOW I WANT. And no Mummy - you hear me, Band-Aid? ... NO MUMMY - is going to tell ME what TO DO!

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:39:39 2019 No.22030913
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>>22030896
Perhaps you should check out the Latenight bar! Full of cuties and unwaifu'd MGs.

>>22030903
I'm sure they'll forgive you. Once they hit puberty, they may even lock the door behind you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:40:20 2019 No.22030920 >>22030896 Theres that one web cartoon of that arachne girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:41:00 2019 No.22030926 >>22030896 I once had a dream I was watching a western animated adaptation of monmusu quest .

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 09:42:32 2019 No.22030930 >>22030665 Alp already you faggot!

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