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>> No.22021209

Bully the shorties!

>> No.22021215
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Gonna find the biggest reddest Oni I can and agitate the hell out of her!

>> No.22021217

Titanee has great titties

>> No.22021221
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>> No.22021225

To Bringing Back The Old Autism Anon:
It's a non-issue I ran through last time so I'll footnote it.
>men pop = mamano pop + female pop
>once the DL wins and everyone corrupts female pop becomes mamano pop and male pop becomes incubi pop
>incubi pop ≤ mamano pop(because alps and twin/triplet mamano species)
Everyone has a partner/desired harem now.

As a note to anyone else asking or wondering. Demonic Energy solves all issues in the long run it just might take some time but all problems you can raise have solutions that fit the setting because of this.

>> No.22021226

have sex with fairies!

>> No.22021240

Oh golly

>> No.22021243
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I'd rather have sex with kesaran pasarans.

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We know that's certainly a thing for some monsters, like mersharks and their teeth, dragons and their scales/horns, arachne and their silk, etc.

>> No.22021267

I follow what you're saying I just wonder if the mamono population is significantly lower than the human female population most men will be stuck with human pussy. But that's not necessarily true, I guess, and even if it is there's still a good amount of men who either don't want a monster wife for whatever reason and/or are in firm Order territory. Meaning more for us. Once the DL wins everything will even out though.

We can end the discussion here though since I don't want to ascend to even further levels of autism. Thank you.

>> No.22021270

>kiki down filled pillows and mattress and comforter
>even when she's not around or in the house it's like she's embracing your entire body as you nap or bundle up

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>> No.22021301
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I wanna be the mge avatar

>> No.22021303

Imagine if the portals open and it turns out that our world is known as a sci-fi setting that your waifu is a fan of.
>Wow, look, it's a real plane!
>I always wanted to see what "cola" tastes like.
>You have a computer here! I bet it has at least 4 megabytes of RAM!

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>>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Thinking about writing a story with this-what should the "victim" monsterize into?

>> No.22021311

You're underestimating a few things:

1. You're underestimating just how big and sparsely inhabited the MGE world is. Many humans will only ever see a monster girl if they travel, same for monsters that have to embark on lengthy journeys to find available men.

2. You're underestimating the social/cultural stigma against marrying monsters. Outside of monster friendly regions (which typically have few available men), most men would rather stay single than seek out a monster. Hence why the monsters often have to be proactive in seeking out men. We're talking about whole societies that are raised to believe monsters want to eat or at least ruin them.

Hence, at present at least, the relatively few men from anti-monster areas who do seek out monsters tend to be spoiled for choice. As for monsters, if they lack the power to infiltrate human regions they often have to rely on catching whatever excess men they can find on the fringes of such societies, namely the surplus men who are so disenfranchised that they can't afford to, or don't bother to, avoid monsters as much as other men do.

3. You're also underestimating the patience of monsters. Bapho-sama has apparently gone a thousand years and still hasn't found a husband, and she's only somewhat bothered by it. Echidnas will outright guide a man from childhood and through a whole career as a hero before they take him as a husband. Desperate as Saphirette is, she is still willingly limiting herself to a man that fulfills her requirement of seeking her out, as she is unwilling to go out and find one herself.

>> No.22021332

>nerdy yeti gushing over all your videogame consoles, PC and other assorted gadgets
>as you two are talking, you happen to shiver
>"Oh, I know how to fix that!" she smiles, all genki
>wordlessly, you just walk over to the thermostat and increase the temperature
Truly, we live in a distopia.

>> No.22021333

Fair enough. Points well taken. It's tricky for us on the monster-lover side to imagine what it's like to, well, not be that. Guess I can still fantasize about being a gift from the gods to my waifu and not just another dick in the wall.

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>> No.22021341

>You're also underestimating the patience of monsters.
Those are all neutral monsters and incredibly powerful. All the monsters made by druella immediately go for [you]. I guarantee that the radicals and fallen angels are not very patient.

The real solution is the fact that monster population get to add all human girls to the population.

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you want remilia to be your grilfriend? i want flandre to be my girlfriend and not have a jealous remilia standby

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I want to be Yuugi's boyfriend!

>> No.22021379

Hey monsternerds. If the evil lord of your fantasy monstergirl world eventually corrupts everyone and everything, will the top god of that world be left all alone or will they be corrupted too? If that's the case, will there be two evil lords and will they fight or just fuck each other?

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>> No.22021394

Read the setting and lurk more, newfag.

>> No.22021398

>will they be corrupted too?
I’m pretty sure that the fallen god is the previous high god. So yes. And they will just go get their own husband & servants.

>> No.22021401

Mershark fangs creating more Mersharks sounds reasonable.

>> No.22021404
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sorry anon but you're stuck with femdom vampire pussy for eternity

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>> No.22021418

something weird and freaky like a scylla, something that'll freak her out and wish she wasn't a monster at first, or if she's a angry vengeful gril, go with kraken

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I refuse! I shall spend eternity as an Onis daki!

>> No.22021427

Mershark or nereid

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>> No.22021430

Anybody can corrupt. Fallen God has some BIG nods towards it being the previous chief god who corrupted.
DE solves everything.

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KC hasn't said anything about what would happen to the Chief God when the Demon Lord wins, only that she won't be executed.

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she's already taken, you can fuck the japanese golbin instead however

>> No.22021442

Soft and big is best!

>> No.22021445
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>> No.22021446

The chef god will probably corrupt plus their are monster girls who worship and who still have her blessing despite monsterizing it’s possible she’s already monsterizing herself but very slowly

>> No.22021465

>chef god
Maybe that's why she's got such a sandy vagina, she's upset that human cooking will change if monsters take over.

>> No.22021467
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>The chef god

>> No.22021470

I am intrigued by this chef god.

>> No.22021473

>Chief God has all her power sapped
>Is tossed into a honeybee hive
>Honeybees molest her until she is raised as a honeybee herself
>Chief God finds a hubby
>Lives the normal honeybee life
>Eventually marries
>She tells her hubby how she was the Chief God, the most powerful being in the universe
>He doesn't believe her
>No one believes her

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>> No.22021480

Sorry meant Chief God

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>she's already taken
by me, nothin against Suika but no loli for me

>> No.22021494

Stop posting that shitty drawing, specially with that ugly ass watermark. If you want to post that shit at least fix the cup and the chest

>> No.22021501

Need more monster girls doing that challenge.
It's better than half the regular stuff that gets posted even if it is spammed.

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remilia is cute but i'm after a much bigger prize in the basement

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so you don't want a cUTE and Funny fairy too?

>> No.22021529

It’s ok to say cunny anon.

>> No.22021562

what if she broke free from those belts and raped you haha

>> No.22021581
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Dark Valkyrie is a vastly underrated girl.

>> No.22021591

i want to draw her but there's nothing i can think of that would be interesting to see her do in a single image

>> No.22021603

Maybe you could figure out a purpose for that chain dangling off her arm

>> No.22021620
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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.22021622

Swooping down and kidnapping anon. Or protecting anon from order soldiers with a joyful look on her face.

>> No.22021626

Cum all over fluffy tail!

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Actually, MGE volume 2 notes that even the radicals are usually pretty patient in the way they do things. They'll plan town takeovers for years in order to minimize casualties, except if there is an emergency like serious human rights abuses, planned mass monster executions, etc.

Fallen Maidens is about as extreme as things get, and women who have just been monsterized tend to be less in control of themselves at first.

Then there is that "fiendish pact" spell, which necessitates whole groups of radical faction monsters remaining unmarried/available for potentially decades or perhaps even centuries until a town decides to enact the spell (though monsters belonging to these groups do teach and spread the spell to humans to help speed things along).

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nope, loli is not for me, BIG is for me

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That's the plan.
I know it's a pipe dream, but I want to see Kenkou Cross draw an Azur Lane bote, since their not-Japan has the whole youkai thing going on

>> No.22021656

An awesome design certainly, I just wish the profile description itself wasn't so one-dimensional. Honestly it'll be a real challenge for KC to ever make the Pandemonium girls sound interesting to live with, given for most of them their ultimate goal is to go off to another dimension where time stands still. We have the mention of some fruit being harvested there, but other than that we don't have much of anything to make us think they aren't the exception to "constant sex isn't really constant sex" rule of the setting, and that just makes them a bit boring. I want to adventure with a dark valkyrie, I want her to be more like the vanilla valkyrie.

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lolis never get love anyways, what's the point...

>> No.22021671

ill have her do the rondo of blood/dracula x pose next to an ochimusha shrine maiden with an eagle on her arm.

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I know for a fact that ain't true.

>> No.22021688

I wish a huge oni gently held me in her strong arms

>> No.22021691

Maybe not for the dusty old baphomet. Of course, the nubile familiars she created get married.

>> No.22021692
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They just can't handle perfection. Gotta add terrible big titties just to make it imperfect enough for them to handle it.

>> No.22021699

But they're some of the best monster girls.

>> No.22021728

>tfw she princess carries you on your wedding day
Also i wonder what oni weddings are like

>> No.22021729

I like the idea of DV worshiping their husband.

Functional the Valkyrie views the husband has her divine patron and should act as such. Defending her husbands honor and being his hype man and such.

>> No.22021735

She needs it for flagellation.

>> No.22021736

Maybe don't throw rice

>> No.22021746

Chains like that are typically used for binding an opponent's weapon, or striking past a shield.

>> No.22021757

i thought its beans they dont like, also
>throw beans at an oni
>she just looks confused and slightly annoyed as they just bounce off her abs
>she then proceeds to grab you and sexually assaults you

>> No.22021771

>too short to be useful
>too light to withstand anything
>no muscles
>no mana tanks
>no curves
>no mass so no nice skindentation effect the best you can hope for is bones
>almost universally come with annoying or problematic personalities or disorders
>can't big spoon you
>can't take care of themselves
>can't help out
Wheres the perfection in any of that?

>> No.22021773

Agreed, familiars deserve all the love

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Ah. I see why you don't like them. It's because you have misconceptions about every single point imaginable.

>> No.22021790

>t. ultimate plebeian

>> No.22021821
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>> No.22021829

Is she fat?

>> No.22021831

Fuck shark

>> No.22021832
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People think the rivalry is between kikis and shoggs. The truth is. It's between kikis and beelzebubs

>> No.22021834

>too short to be useful
Tall lolis are a thing anon.

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In all the right places.

>> No.22021843

So what about the shogs? Has it ever been bad enough that kiki and shog teamed up against beelzebubs?

>> No.22021845

Something something whale shark

>> No.22021848

Shoggs easily dispatch of beelzebubs. Kikis cannot

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Says you.

>> No.22021860

Gonna grab handfuls of that Shark blubber.

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>> No.22021871

It'd take a fucking 18 inch erection to satisfy that.

>> No.22021873
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Would you do "favors" for the boss so you could get that promotion, anon?

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Lilims are dumb.

>> No.22021877

Nah, tall girls don't generally have bigger pussies, and muscle control is a thing. They're plenty tight and get plenty of stimulation from normal dicks.

>> No.22021879

No, management positions suck

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>> No.22021890

see >>22021877
also dick size is less of an issue than the logistics of being ridden by an Oni that is over one half US ton

>> No.22021896

If I have a wife/girlfriend, I am not going to even think of trying anything funny with my boss.
If I'm single, I might as well just marry her and be her stay-at-home husband.

>> No.22021898

>How do you enjoy cowgirl with a one thousand pound Oni?

>> No.22021902

>Shark pressing her fat shark tats against the shark cage you're in, causing the bars to start bending.

>> No.22021903

she overcame lust and become a wizard

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>> No.22021906

screw that i'd want her to drop her full weight on me in amazon position

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>tfw there's so little monster girl amazon position art

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>> No.22021945

Poor Nurse Unicorn.

>> No.22021955
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Be wary when crossing bridges.

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>> No.22021961

Why does Haku-sensei drink so much?

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Because Unicorn-san keeps dragging her to bars.

>> No.22021978
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>You will never run a fun kids nature show with a Lemur co-host.

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New set of the wife and daughters got finished!


>> No.22021994

Mice are nice!

>> No.22021996

Damn that looks like fun, though I'd worry about getting crumbs in the water.

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>> No.22022001

Because her star pupil Anon won't come to private lessons at her house.

>> No.22022006
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>old monster just plans to milk a few loads out of anon to show him how good she can make him feel
>gets fucked ragged the entire night because his cock won't go down
>wakes up with sore hips and a slight fear of young men's youthful energy

>> No.22022016

i want a minotaur waifu that will go from haughty and playful to clingy and overprotective when i get hurt

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>> No.22022030

Fainting near her would really get her

>> No.22022047

Cute cow mice!

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How jealous would a sea bishop get presiding over a kraken's wedding ceremony?

>> No.22022080

Why would she be jealous? She gets to bind two lovers in holy matrimony.

>> No.22022086

Because mother fucking grown ass adults still don't understand fucking PEMDAS and they think they're fit enough for any university level math classes.
Solve this and don't come back until you know why 1 isn't the correct answer: 6÷2(1+2)=

>> No.22022104

sea bishops don't care about sex until a man gets forward with one

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Ten good reasons.

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That's what they want you to believe.

>> No.22022125

I doubt monsters get jealous of other monsters just because of the different appendages they have. Each species has their own way of loving men, so the way others do it probably wouldn't be as appealing to them.

>> No.22022126

Isn't the answer 6 since it goes left to right and the multiplication is to the right of the division? Or am I fucking retarded beyond all repair.

>> No.22022128

Jokes on you but my Bapho and Rata wives have hips and thighs for days.
Shorties with huge hips are my weakness

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>This is the height of 1880s fashion!

>> No.22022139

I want to see her swimwear.

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>> No.22022168

You got closer than most its 9. Brackets first then Multiplication-Division have equal precedence so you now work the equation from left to right. 6÷2(1+2), 6÷2(3), 6÷2×3 then you work the equation from left to right as they have equal precedence.

>> No.22022176

how do you get a sea bishop to obsess over you and come forward to you with her need to assault you?

>> No.22022178

Victorian, though.

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>> No.22022188

Jack off by the shoreline where you "think" nobody can see you. Clean yourself after with the provided sea water compliments of poseidon.

>> No.22022191

Become childhood friends with one, then casually mention you don't believe in marriage because it seems like such a hassle.

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>> No.22022195

Also amazing

>> No.22022198

I want a mega bust Rata

>> No.22022201

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead. remember that as the weather turns cooler, stray wife slimes will begin shifting appearances to better suit the season

>> No.22022215

you can't become a childhood friend because you're an adult.

>> No.22022216

From a summer yukata to an autumn kimono? Will she bring an umbrella made of water too?

>> No.22022221

Nah, they'll have actually umbrellas, although they may sink into them slightly.

And in winter they get scarves and heavy kimonos!

>> No.22022225

>Lewd wight gets obsessed about past human fashion
>wake up to a different decade dress every night because you sleep but she doesn’t

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That can be fixed with a shota potion.

>> No.22022233

She'll freeze in the winter! Someone's gotta take her home and keep her warm!

>> No.22022234

I’ve always loved the idea of undead girls just cuddling you all night because they don’t sleep. Especially lolis and mega-milfy zombies who just like to mindlessly hump you and rub themselves against you

>> No.22022244

No, they just go mostly solid.

>> No.22022248

I wanna pay the troll toll

>> No.22022250
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Flat chest, nice hips and thighs can't be beaten.

>> No.22022258

>be order wizard
>realize demon realms have essentially unlimited mana
>to hell with it, gimme that mana
>bully a mimic out of her chest so I can take over her pocket dimension
>set up shop and start researchin'
>my work with mamono mana incubizes me, but hey, i'm comfy as fuck
>too bad the sabbath's trying to figure out where all the mana is going now
>...i hope they don't find that mimic

>> No.22022263
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>> No.22022265

>tourist chuckles at the sight of a wifecicle, assuming it's just a joke
>in the summer she thaws and counts his chuckle as a smile
>shows up in his house eager to make up for lost time

>> No.22022271

I'd kill for a wider hipped variant of that pic

>> No.22022272
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I want to get in the Troll hole

>> No.22022277
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They're wide enough for me!

>> No.22022279

>be adopted by a valkyrie
>tell her you want to go adventuring, but she only agrees if she can tag along
>she comes out in her old bikini armor that doesn't exactly fit over her more mature body
>she lets you level up on the weaker mobs while she handles the higher level dangers
>you can't help but think that the way she fights looks a bit erotic, and you have to hide your erection from her until you calm down
>adventuring with her is kind of fun, but you're not sure if you can handle the stimulation

>> No.22022286

>sleep with ochimusha wife
>wake up in the middle of the night, see her eyes wide open
>staring into the darkness like a hawk
>well, at least you’ll be safe

>> No.22022293
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but then i'll get kidnapped by an onee-san and move to the volcanic region where i'll be a crazy lava mershark's childhood friend instead! i want a sea bishop childhood friend, not a ugly shark...

>> No.22022295

I'm happy for you anon. May you enjoy your lovely Rata

>> No.22022302
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I don't need to add, remove, or change anything about the profile rata for me to love her!

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>> No.22022320

Why does this come off as insulting?

>> No.22022322
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>> No.22022325

Because it is.
Fuck off back to your tall fat flabby girls.

>> No.22022340
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Don't be rude man

>> No.22022356
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Some people need to change perfection for them to handle it. I feel bad for them. Only a chosen few can handle unaltered perfection!

>> No.22022361

Can you stop with your fat offprofile shit?

>> No.22022370
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Since when were off-profile designs a bad thing?

>> No.22022377

Only proving his point.

>> No.22022385

100% people who have to change things to like a design are shallow and don't deserve a wife

>> No.22022395

>t. anon with the creativity and individuality of a grain of rice
You’re spare parts bud.

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>> No.22022413

autists need to take their medicine

>> No.22022416
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Anon, you aren't helping me prove my point.

I'm just trying to subtly/ not so subtly say fuck the oppai and adult versions of loli species.

>> No.22022421

How do you feel about >>22022185 ?

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>> No.22022438
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Anyone have links for a good hellhound story? It's a cold night.

>> No.22022440
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I'm assuming it's a loli, and it's a loli with a big ass. It's fine with me. Preferred even.

Not accepted into the sabbath with regular means. It's a damn disgrace.

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>> No.22022474
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Cute bird

>> No.22022483
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Elves in spats.

>> No.22022490

Isn't a loli if she has a big ass.

>> No.22022499

clowns are fucking scary, do people find what scares them, sexy these days??

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>> No.22022506

Except that it is, you can be butthurt all you want about it but they’re a branch if the Sabbath.

>> No.22022507

I want to eat that dark elfs spats

>> No.22022519

Uh oh. It looks like the Demon Energy has Alp'd the Facists into girls...


>> No.22022521

Not a Loli. Just a flatchested petite woman.

>> No.22022523
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Short, and flat chest are the only two prerequisites for a proper loli.

>> No.22022524
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The fuck.

>> No.22022525
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If you want me to post more you could just ask.

>> No.22022527

I want to rape this clown

>> No.22022528
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Could you? Thanks!

>> No.22022531
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Would you believe a cheshire cat's apology?

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>> No.22022533

Thank you for posting ACTUAL lolis

>> No.22022536

What did she do?

>> No.22022538
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>Live in country ruled by monster girls
>Be coddled and doted on most of your life, because as a man you're considered fragile and valuable
>Start to get sick of being treated as weaker, so you become unruly
>Get smaller punishments in court because "cute boys can do no wrong"
>This only pushes you to continue
>Become somewhat of a delinquent with a posse of other like minded boys
>You thought you were nearly untouchable by the law so long as you didn't maim anyone
>One day while smashing car windows, you are caught by that damned Hellhound again
>She arrests you and places you in a holding cell, which was nothing new
>Stupid judge would just let you out again, because boys can handle prison
>"Hey, officer bitch! When will I get out of here?"
>"You'll be brought to court in a two days."
>"Damn. Can't you bring me out earlier? It's my birthday tomorrow, and you know that I'm just going to get another slap on the wrist."
>The Hellhound turns to you
>"How old will you be?"
>Her grin just grows, shaking her head in amusement
>"Didn't they teach you anything in school?"
>"Must have skipped that class."
>She smiles at you, showing her full set of sharp teeth
>"Well, as an adult you may legally get married, and any rape protection expires."
>You feel your blood run cold
>"Wait, what?"
>"And by law, for a better and happier city, all male lawbreakers must marry the any single monster who captures them."
>"You mean I have to marry a fucking cop!?"
>"There is definitely going to be a lot of fucking tomorrow, birthday boy. By law, I must inform you that you have the right to moan, whimper, and scream during the process. I must also inform you that any attempt to fight back will require that I turn it into a threesome for my and your own protection."

>> No.22022545

Says Anon in a thread about sexualizing monsters

>> No.22022548
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>tfw the artist dropped off the face of the earth and is probably deceased
It hurts man.

>> No.22022551

Is a watery setting superior even to Wintertown? The jury is still out!

>> No.22022557
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cat cunt

>> No.22022558
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>> No.22022559

It hurts real fuckin’ bad man.

>> No.22022561

No, that’s pussy pussy!

>> No.22022562

But where do I look

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>> No.22022568

Her chest

>> No.22022578
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>> No.22022580

There desperately needs to be more shogs in casual clothing. Or maybe a picture of a queen shog.

>> No.22022581

Still considered an outlier and never accepted truly.

>> No.22022582
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Whoops, meant to reply to >>22022562

>> No.22022586

>has a shrine maiden fetish
>doesn't like snakes
i will suffer

>> No.22022597

(no "E")

Is it 9?


>> No.22022600

A threesome with what species

>> No.22022603

Holy shit, this is the monster girl thread. Why does almost nobody write stories with monstergirls actually graphically fucking someone nowadays? it's all done "off screen" so to speak with a line break and a skip to the next scene. These semen demons actually live for the cock, but writing with them getting down and dirty with some lucky/unlucky/eager chap are rarer than wooden pennies.

>> No.22022605
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>> No.22022610

Fuck foxes, especially shrine maiden foxes.

>> No.22022612

This is like elementary school math. Poor Haku.

>> No.22022617

I've never had sex so how am I supposed to write that?
We live in a society.

>> No.22022620

School is mostly a waste of time. I'm just glad my memory didn't wear out as much as I thought it did.

>> No.22022623
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>> No.22022625 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.22022627
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I miss school. I was good at everything, people liked me, I could sniff girls with impunity and I had no obligations.

>> No.22022629

I've had sex. Her pussy was the same temperature as my dick and didn't really grip tightly, so I barely felt anything and had surprisingly unsatisfying orgasms. It doesn't live up to the hype, and monster pussy is inhumanly good. Write what you wish sex is like, with juicy twats that are almost crushingly tight, and so hot they almost scald you. Write about the muscles in her body clenching around your dick and milking you with inhuman precision and affection. Use your imagination, and crib from other erotica writers.

>> No.22022630

Moralfag puritans infected the fanbase awhile back. They unironically believe that sex should remain taboo despite MGE being a blatantly perverted and extremely degenerate fap fantasy that encompasses nearly every fetish known to man. So naturally, they won't write about it, commission it, or draw it.

>> No.22022631

Bondage fairies?

>> No.22022632
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Learn from the masters.

>> No.22022637

Who are the masters of underwater smut?

>> No.22022638
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Imagine a weaboo pharaoh.

>> No.22022641

Rsanon is about the only time I don't skim over the lewd parts

>> No.22022644

Have you ever lived with a real monster girl? No. It's fiction for a reason bud.

>> No.22022645

Oh boy! An excuse to shill my shit here while I edit some of my old smut.
I wrote this maledom shit involving a shortstack rata. There was sex eventually.
I'm not actually sure what sex feels like yet, though, lol.

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>> No.22022649
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Thanks for reminding me.;_;.

>> No.22022651

wait people have problems with that?

>> No.22022652

Time to study red fish then

>> No.22022655

>Besides that, they love erotic tales, and often give thanks to other monsters who tell them such stories by offering up blood.
Such smut!

>> No.22022656
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>red fish

>> No.22022659

>tfw no weeb pharaoh who loves cosplaying as anime characters dressing up as Satsuki Kiryuin

>> No.22022662

There's something fishy about her

>> No.22022664
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They really are scandalous.

>> No.22022666
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There's something fishy about this hellhound too.

>> No.22022669
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Does anyone know a good title for a story involving an apophis getting captured and later fucking her captor? I can't think of a good title.

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>> No.22022673

>Fusing a hellhound with a fish!
Let's fuse some more monster girls!

>> No.22022674
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>Join monster girl voice chat in game
>Tell them I'm single
>Unexpectedly get treated to exceptional sex talk and moans
>Tell them to stop because I'm getting horny and can't focus on the game
>This only emboldens them more
>They say they'll stop if I just give them my address

>> No.22022675

Snake Charmer
A Viper in my Bosom

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>> No.22022688

>Snake Charmer
I forgot to mention that there is a fight between the apophis and her "assassin". The "assassin" also doesn't really initiate the sex despite dominating her.

>Viper in my Bosom
I guess I'll go with "Viper in his Bosom" until a better name comes up.

>> No.22022694

You could at least get them to drop some items for you

>> No.22022705

The idea of crossing Yeti with Kraken is compelling to me, even if silly

>> No.22022709

Arctic octopus!

>> No.22022710
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The only gamer MG I want is a cuddly rata!

>> No.22022715

I'd start asking them what their species is and the benefits of marrying them

>A fat bottomed rata sitting on your lap, expertly discovering how a games lore and mechanics operate

>> No.22022720

What if you strike them while on land? Or even in a desert?

>> No.22022745

Does Kiki recommend the Krugermeier or the Silverballer?

>> No.22022750
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name my sabbath

>> No.22022751

Cunny Riot

>> No.22022752

What number base are we using?

>> No.22022753

Maybe the top game journos will be good at video games then

I wonder how many couple oriented gamer chairs and desks will be sold? I prefer KBM, I'm slightly worried that a lap sitting arrangement wouldn't work well.

>> No.22022755

This artist has been getting better with their monster girl draws. It's really nice to see

>> No.22022771

>Maybe the top game journos will be good at video games then
Yeah, and then they wouldn't complain Pathologic 2 is too hard.

>> No.22022775

I'm sure a small rata could fit in one's lap really easily, even with a KBM setup. Would need a smaller KB for her though

>> No.22022784

Since we're talking about vidya, how would monster girls react to twelvies on Xbox Live, especially if they're jerks?

>> No.22022795

momster bait. One moment they are saying how they fucked your mother. The next you hear an ara ara coming from their mic as a momster tracks him down.

>> No.22022838

Second KBM, sure that could probably fit assuming her arms are shorter than mine. I'm kinda worried on how a second monitor would work...

Spoilered autism: Maybe a weird set up with two monitors angled toward the person(s) sitting to minimize neck strain from having to look off to the side all the time. Like if you were to look straight forward, you would be looking inbetween both monitors. Might just need some experimentation to see if it would even work out, could easily just end up being awkward and bothersome.

>> No.22022850
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Fit girls are for hugs and cuddling.

>> No.22022854

i'd bear hug that with a complimentary motorboating

>> No.22022862

Here is a neat idea:
She uses a laptop and is OCD about having a powerful yet lightweight one

>> No.22022874

Understandable and she would probably like it as well.
Just be careful not to get her too exited or she might just overpower you and fuck you.

>> No.22022912
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I was messing around with the mge tier list maker and noticed a monster I didn't recognize. I checked KC's twitter to be sure it wasn't new and then found it on the wiki. It bothers me that this mg is so old and that I didn't know about it until now. Not even a slime kinda guy either

>> No.22022917

A hug at that height will result in your face buried into her crotch.

>> No.22022922

Hot. Gamer. Rata. Thighs.

Personally I find using a laptop from my lap isnt comfortable at all, much less for gaming. Also I feel like I'd have to be playing with my arms outstretched as far as I can if she was using a laptop in her lap, from my lap.

>> No.22022924

I had totally forgotten they existed too.

>> No.22022955

That's fair. A Rata would probably also want to multitask to all heck now that I think about it, keeping tabs on multiple sources of information, be it for news, hobby up dates or game stuff

>> No.22022961

Cuddly gamers could be eternally doomed to the couch and consoles. (or at least using console controllers on PC)

>> No.22022962

I know I've got some cool sea slime art somewhere, just need to find it.

>> No.22022968

What's her gamer fuel?

>> No.22022969
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Ah, here we go

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>> No.22022986

Hey that's actually pretty good art for a relatively obscure monster

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>> No.22023016
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Fluffy tails are made to have gum stuck into them

>> No.22023031

True too. I'm sure my Rata would always have my switch in her hands among other things

>> No.22023035

>not wanting loli thighjob
>not wanting her to ride you while gaming

>> No.22023037

Fluffy tails are made to have cum stuck into them.

>> No.22023089
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What kind of monster would ryza turn into?

>> No.22023096

I'm done with the editing. Should the title be "Viper in his Bosom"? I'm hoping for a title involving gagging.

>> No.22023100

You say that like it isn't obvious

>> No.22023105

Surely it is good if she switches it up from time to time, no?

>> No.22023118

How wide can she open her mouth?

>> No.22023120

Considering her species, probably really wide

>> No.22023157

>sleeping comfortably on the road during your adventure
>your Automaton combat maid/companion is providing an automatically warmed and perfectly proportioned lap pillow for you to rest on
>yet even still as her hands rhythmically stroke your hair in mechanically perfect intervals, her eyes scan the horizon at a regular fixed rate, inspecting for the potential of an ambush
>Inside her chest section, slow brew coffee is already beginning to be warmed up gradually so as to coincide with your highest probability percentage time of waking up
>her shoulderblade pauldron-drones are nearly back from silently heading out to gather some eggs and ham for breakfast
>her mind is efficiently processing all the data learned from the day’s adventures for further use
>her wrist and hip guns are automatically cleaning and performing routine maintenance all while under the cover of her external chassis
>as you hum a bit in your sleep and nestle in further to her soft thighs, the smallest little extraneous function manifests on her face as she briefly looks down at your sleeping form
>a little content smile

>> No.22023211

I can bearly write normal stuff
Smut will just flick the switch between tolerable and painful

>> No.22023214

Could you gaslight someone into alping?

>> No.22023222
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Need some anubis bondage.

>> No.22023255

The good writers who knew how to write about sex left for greener pastures. All that's left are individuals who don't know how to write about sex because their knowledge on the subject is limited and it shows in the awkwardness of the writing.

>> No.22023260

That's a shame. I suppose I'll have to look around at the aggregators, TFT and the like then.

>> No.22023281

Shortstack ratas are for explosive creampies!

>> No.22023298
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Well, I give up on thinking of a better title. Guess "Viper in his Bosom" will have to do. At least it's better than "Untainted Sands" and "Desert Dawn".
Not much editing has happened aside from giving a few side characters some names.

Not sure how many of you are into maledom and worldbuilding, but here it is.

I used to write a bit, but I was really horny at the time and pissed off with the lack of monsters getting tied up. Not sure how much potential I actually have.

>> No.22023317
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What do honey bees do to those that steal their honey without permission?

>> No.22023321

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>> No.22023324

How explosive?..

>> No.22023325

Based. Art has been getting lewder but writing still feels too family friendly.
I miss silent and RS.

>> No.22023329

Same thing any bee does when pissed. Cover the offender in chemicals and hormones that mark him for attack by the entire hive.

>> No.22023340

The day i actually do smut will be a weird one

>> No.22023341

I enjoyed it, you probaby won't get too many replies since the thread is always dead at this time but please do more maledom.

>> No.22023390

Robots are good girls

>> No.22023417

People keep saying they liked it. Why do they like it? Is it simply because it taps into their fetish?

>> No.22023438

In the real world bees with group up and try to completely cover attackers like wasps and then beat their wings to heat it up, literally cooking the wasp until it dies. So I imagine if you piss off a monstergirl bee hive you’re in for a lot of hot, sweaty bee rape with them all over you completely incapacitating you.

>> No.22023458

Automaton and Golem wives!

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Okay a prompt I made up my self.

A Shy Thief is robbing someone:


HOWEVER. That someone is a monstergirl.


So pick a random Monstergirl via link above. And what do you think would be the Monstergirl's reaction on said shy thief... And what would happen to said Shy Thief attempting to rob a monstergirl out of desperation?

>> No.22023497

I'm getting zapped

>> No.22023503


>> No.22023526 [DELETED] 

>reddit spacing
>shilling some jewtube channel
Fuck yourself

You too for replying to him

>> No.22023535

Go cry us a river with your butthurt

>> No.22023538
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You're a weenie too.

>> No.22023545

Nice try fuzzi.
Jokes aside, looks like it's Kunoichi
>tries to rob her
>she's absolutely appalled by his technique and quickly stops him
>instead of turning him in or punishing him she decides to take him under her wing. Could make a fun story.

>> No.22023549

>complains about reddit spacing
>does it himself

>> No.22023555

Go back to where you came from, immediately.

>> No.22023564 [DELETED] 
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Get the fuck outta here you dumb fag.

>> No.22023565

IIRC only Japanese bees do that since they have to deal with those xboxhuge wasps.

European bee hives brought there got utterly destroyed by said wasps since they tried to fight them directly.

>> No.22023575

It's highly likely all three are from here, if you think everyone stinks of shit it might be you.

>> No.22023583

>It's highly likely all three are from here
Stopped reading there.

>> No.22023589

But Monster Girl threads aren't allowed on /a/ anymore.

>> No.22023595

Then go somewhere else.

>> No.22023618
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Do what you will. I will not move.
t. Chief Sitting Holst

>> No.22023635

Because you don't want to face the fact that no one likes an autist.

>> No.22023650

>implying fucking anyone likes a tumblrite shilling a fucking roleplay video for fujos

>> No.22023664
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I wonder how long you will keep this up.

>> No.22023683

So then notjap bees are stronger and more rapey than bee girls from other regions, I’d be ok with that.

>> No.22023686

Until you cancerous newfags are finally gone.

>> No.22023773
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Sit down, have some cocoa.

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>> No.22023974
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Summer shall go in our hearts.
Keep the fire burning!

>> No.22023984

Can't, it's raining real hard. Time to cuddle with the missus and enjoy media of your choice.

>> No.22024039

Have you considered that it's possible for a shitpost to not be from without?

>> No.22024065
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Praise be the Chief God!

All hail the Chief God

>> No.22024066
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Judge Claude Frollo longed to purge the world of vice and sin
And he saw corruption everywhere... except within

>> No.22024121
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Scritching behind your Kitsune wife’s ears. Yes or no? This is the expression she makes when you bring it up.

>> No.22024132

>How do you type on these tiny keyboards? They're so small!
>This, how you say "smart telephone", it's not recognizing my paw touch
>Lag? What is this lag, ping, rubberbanding? You're throwing a lot of confusing words at me anon
Nerd Yetis are going to be disappointed by our mystical scifi tech

>> No.22024167
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I know it's a bit taboo here, but damn, sometimes I just wanna fuck a very experienced, turbo slut of a monster girl, normally in the form of an ancient succubus or old, 9-tailed inari.

>> No.22024176


>> No.22024232

Got to do it

>> No.22024249
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You are rewarded with sleepy wife. The winds of fortune will be at your back for as long as you live.

>> No.22024257
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It's fluffy and all, but it's not a Monster Girl.

>> No.22024277

I wonder how explosive a kitsune's orgasm can get if really go for it? Yanking her tails, thrusting in hard, and kissing her deep all at once?

>> No.22024339
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Yanking tails wouldn't feel good. Imagine someone pulling your arm or leg out of socket.

>> No.22024344

which mg is the bane of your existence?

>> No.22024355
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The ones that don't exist.

>> No.22024393

Foxes scare me.

>> No.22024404

What a load of BS.

>> No.22024448

Aside from a few assumptions, he's mostly correct.

Personally, I disregard that part of the setting. I like to think that one day monster girls will overwhelm our world and integrate into our modern society, from top to bottom. And even then, I don't give too much thought to that. I just go along with that so that I can fantasize my waifu by my side when I play vidya, watch football, go shopping, etc.

>> No.22024465

>top to bottom

>> No.22024470

Question about sandworms: how do you handle interior decoration?

>> No.22024477
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>> No.22024488

>Imagine someone pulling your arm or leg out of socket.

I would like to continue this RP, sir.

>> No.22024491


>> No.22024505

Dork mofu is cute mofu!

>> No.22024507
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>I'm going to make a lot of dialogue with the monster girl, making the game, but it's difficult to write.

>> No.22024539

KC's reply to someone later in the thread
>If you want to see the richness of the earth, you want to include a lot of things like demon girls happily licking their tongues when they are doing fun things!
This man has good taste

>> No.22024570

i keep a list of 25 of the least most popular monsters and i'm drawing fan art for them so they get a chance to shine. sea slime was of of them

>> No.22024588

Cute hardworking couple!

>> No.22024606
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KC's noted they can form the equivalents of furniture like chairs and couches with their flesh, but if that look doesn't appeal to you then one can assume you can bring things in from outside (since KC has also noted they can create dry rooms sealed off from other rooms for their husband to store his belongings and such).

Basically the interior of a sandworm is very moldable in shape, texture, wetness, etc. the only limits probably being the amount of flesh available to mold (the bigger the sandworm the more material) and the imagination/mental capacity of the sandworm.

>> No.22024615

I will make note of this for later.

>> No.22024626
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Reminds me of how gandharvas literally eat scents, that monsters can taste a man's mana at a distance and derive pleasure just from that taste, etc. there are likely lots of things that could motivate a monster to lip lick.

>> No.22024638

to defeat enemies, you have to do sexual things to them? doesn't sound like you'll win easily in any battle

>> No.22024640

One question would be if they have to spit out such foreign objects when they shrink themselves down to "town date" size. However, I'd presume that by the time a sandworm is powerful/knowledgeable enough to do that, she can probably send the furniture and belongings to a pocket dimension while in her shrunken form.

>> No.22024644

Just fold space!

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>> No.22024780

What if I need to use the bathroom?

>> No.22024781
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Sabbath Police

>> No.22024789

FBI and Lithuanian flag? She needs to work on her disguise.

>> No.22024790


Never get between a fox and her tofu.

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Trolls are cute!

>> No.22024953

I want a chunky troll cake.

>> No.22024980

Africanized bees are the most aggressive. The RL ones would chase (You) for a mile before giving up.

>> No.22024990

1/4 mile*

The monstergirl version of this would sting you until you stop resisting before carrying you to their hive.

>> No.22025015

what am i being arrested for?

>> No.22025031
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>> No.22025032

excluding the desert region, what would MGE africa be like?

>> No.22025036

Why does she always make that face?

>> No.22025037

Tribals, tribals everywhere.

>> No.22025041

Good because no blacks

>> No.22025051

i must be really afraid of hellhounds, huh

>> No.22025053

I was confused until I realized that was adding on. Any way good job. I like the story before and I liked it now.

>> No.22025068

Not him but I just like how you built the world and how you seem not to use overly flowery prose. Also the smut

>> No.22025071


>> No.22025082

Titania and her realm are for protecting.

>> No.22025083

I guess that means not jap Hornets/wasps are huge muscle girls looking to break pelvises.

>> No.22025085
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Fate has conspired to dump a bunch of titty foxes on me today.

>> No.22025088
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Nakano my brudah, I will pamper you.

>> No.22025093

Big oni wife needs a lot of "maintenance"

>> No.22025099

You make it sound like raising a dog

>> No.22025110
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Mostly of sub's horny vixen.

>> No.22025111
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>151 Church of the Chief God
>152 Church of the Chief God at Night
The memes have become reality.

>> No.22025117

hellhounds, delicious brown manticores, dark elves, zebra centaurs, doromes, gnomes, etc.

>> No.22025119
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I'm not usually a fan of maledom, so I was pleasantly surprised that this didn't feel much like one. It wasn't at all one-sided, and it was clear the guy was thoroughly entranced himself. The lighthearted tone of it, including even the politics and background machinations, made it feel more like the MGE world too.

>> No.22025131

we have raiju and kitsune for sonic and tails. now we need a monster to represent knuckles.
echidna monster girl when

>> No.22025132


>> No.22025155
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What if your waifu is one of those 'you cant grasp her true form'? does her appearance change every time you look at her or you go insane?

>> No.22025163

I thought that gemstone on her crotch was an uncensored vagina on the thumbnail

>> No.22025176


>> No.22025181

I remembered some people here get mad at Danbooru filenames

>> No.22025190 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22025191

thats retarded.

>> No.22025213

Needs a mokele-mbembe

>> No.22025215
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Bullshit. The db filename is the perfect filename. It lists by subject, author and finally a string of alphanumerics to aid in chronology.

>> No.22025221

Their loli policy is scummy but at least if people are getting their images from there it's probably the best resolution available.

It's a hash, not a timestamp.

>> No.22025242

I like monstergirls of things that I hate in real life
My favorite girl is hellhound but I loathe dogs
Why is that

>> No.22025246

Yeah I figured it was something like that but I had looked up PEMDAS as a refresher and got fucking confused. As I've told people before, hypothetical math is not my strong suit.

I'm a practical man stuck in an impractical world.

>> No.22025247

I'm aware, but it's a good enough start to label sequences as needed.

>> No.22025254
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Monster girls make everything better.

>> No.22025263
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I used to be terrified of dogs when I was little.
Funny how that worked out.

>> No.22025266

That isn't math. Math is pure and precise. This is vague and misleading.

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>> No.22025326

who hangs a picture of a nude fairy butt on their living room wall?

>> No.22025348
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>Math is pure and precise.
Until that wonderful realm known as "statistics" rears its ugly head. Then you just kinda want to die.
Monte Carlo is kinda fun though.

>> No.22025358

>hate bugs and spiders
>find the idea of being kidnapped and forcibly used as a breeder on a bug empire incredibly fearboner inducing
Dick please stop

>> No.22025361

Is she asking about justice? Justice is pretty hot.

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>> No.22025439

ah screw you anon these dumb things are on the top of my fear list

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>> No.22025463

its pretty convient to look for images on hd

>> No.22025472

Breed the lolipires!

>> No.22025475

Mosquito vamps swarming anon home!

>> No.22025477

that design long outlived the fancomic it came from.

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Well I can certainly see why.

She already drives me mad!

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>> No.22025577

I'd donate my blood to that qt 3.14 provided I get a love-filled kiss afterwards

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Everything is a taboo here. Don't worry about that.
How would you meet this sexy old fox? Would you visit her shrine on a lark? Would she just snatch you off the streets? Is she so much of a slut that she'd take you right where she finds you without even finding a bed or private place?
These are questions that need to be answered.

>> No.22025676

Horny vampire sisters!

>> No.22025682

>Everything is a taboo here. Don't worry about that.
Hugs arnt

>> No.22025691

Someone will find a way.

>> No.22025694

Kyoani didnt

>> No.22025705


>> No.22025708

I don't think anyone has enough mental power to grasp the true form of their waifus 24/7, and every time they think of them there's probably that small tiny difference that you simply don't notice that much.
So to answer your question, the former.

>> No.22025722

I tried watching senko but somehow ended up watching dr.katz instead.

>> No.22025726

Definitely the former. Something more sensual and intimate behind closed doors at a night at her shrine.

>> No.22025742
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What about it?

>> No.22025754

theres probably a way to make that a pun

>> No.22025764
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you get remilia, i get flandre, is that cool?

>> No.22025780
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I would like to have both, but I can compromise for now.

>> No.22025817
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>> No.22025830

You're getting more than a kiss.

>> No.22025836

two kisses?

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Good. I was worried about being a bit too detailed.

That's nice to hear. I wanted to make sure that the reader still knows "she's a dangerous monster even though she's subdued".
I'm not sure if you would like "Risky Ratatoskr" since it's more one-sided, but the "Ocelomeh Greentext" has a little more action, though the writing is unpolished. Both of them do involve consensual sex, though.
Also that thumbnail is very cheeky. Looks NSFW until you open it.

>> No.22025863
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Got a new wife picture! How do you celebrate you and your wife's anniversary?

>> No.22025874

Biters get the ball gag.

>> No.22025877
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She's gonna kiss your cock with her pussy.

>> No.22025884

Cute Lich!

>> No.22025890

>not womb.
You fucked it.

>> No.22025895

Don't you think that even in relative privacy she'll probably make an example of you for the young foxes? An exhibition on how to properly please and enthrall a man. Maybe she'll even use you for hands on practice for the fledgling foxes once she's thoroughly incapacitated you!

>> No.22025896

Lolipire is dumb and overrated. Cakepire is where it is.

>> No.22025898

They get posted all the time, calm down.

>> No.22025899

First date is bare lips intercural, anon. She's not a slut or anything.

>> No.22025907

>calm down

>> No.22025911

I'll take one of each

>> No.22025916
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What a fattie.

>> No.22025929

Pretty much the same as this except with more bondage. It’ll actually be four years for me and my girls at the end of this month. Nice wife by the way anon!

>> No.22025937

I am finally getting a commission of her. Not sure how long she has been my waifu though.

>> No.22025948
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>Beat a manticore in her favorite pvp game
>Demolish her no matter how many rematches and laugh over mic at her getting angry
>She starts threatening to hunt you down and rape you with her tail pussy
>Laugh and give her address across from yours
>Week later manticore is banging on your neighbor's door demanding they let her in
>Laugh through your window till she turns around and looks you dead in the eye
>Close blinds and hope she didn't notice
>Try to remember if you locked the back door
>Hear muffled "fufufufu" behind you
>You didn't

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>> No.22025958

Nice! I like your Lich, its interesting how you can make just a small change to the basic design and improve it so much.

>> No.22025963
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Little does she know that I slept for 9 hours last night.

>> No.22025966

I want to hold hands with a monster girl.

>> No.22025974

The whole thing about your wife choosing you is so true. I always thought that I'd waifu a Gremlin because of my love of technology and video games, but I ended up loving an entirely different species instead.

>> No.22025977

Which one is it anon?

>> No.22025979

How do you get a Pharaoh wife?

>> No.22025981

Grave Robbing in the desert.

>> No.22025982

Kidnap her.

>> No.22025987

Dark Mage, which is literally the opposite of a Gremlin because titty monster and magic.

>> No.22025990

Marry an apophis, succeed in taking over the pharaoh's kingdom with her, and take the pharaoh as you and your waifu's sex slave

>> No.22025996

create an empire far bigger and powerful than her own empire

>> No.22025997

Fat in all the places that matter!

>> No.22026006
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I love manticores! I want to be rapedby a manticore!
I want be milked by her tail pussy!

>> No.22026011

How do you get past the guards

>> No.22026014

You get good.

>> No.22026020

Tell them your there to fix the plumbing.

>> No.22026028

Your Lich has quite the body! It sounds awful but I've never been aware of when the anniversary is, I didn't declare them my wives one day or anything but it just kind of crept up on me without realizing it.

>> No.22026030

I am not an Italian.

>> No.22026036

Go out for dinner then have sex.

>> No.22026041

Turn Undead or light-based distractions.

Put a ball gag on her. She'll have difficulty taking it off with her paws and she won't be able to call for help easily.
Alternatively, just misalign something. She'll be compelled to walk over and fix it.

Ball gag is especially effective. Same weaknesses as the anubis except she also loses her mojo if she's unable to tell riddles or utter hexes.
Or you can write "overthinking it" on a wall to distract her.

>> No.22026044

Pizza delivery might also work

>> No.22026052

>anon walks into the desert with sacks filled with paint, ballgags, and flashlights.

Do MGs like pizza?

>> No.22026054
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>> No.22026063

is she warming up for handholding or something?

>> No.22026064

This unironically is turning me on.

>> No.22026068
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I need an adult...

>> No.22026072
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Hugs can be rape

>> No.22026075

She's deaf. It's sign language.

>> No.22026085

Of course!

>> No.22026086

not him but that's even hotter

>> No.22026096

Accidentally awaken her by sitting on her sarcophagus

You have to deal with her millennias worth of pent up lust though

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I didn't say it couldn't be.

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I think I could deal with it.

Well actually no but I'm sure she'd give me something to help me.

>> No.22026118

>anon confronts the pharaoh in her chambers
>she turns towards him, congratulating him on getting this far
>before he gets ready to capture her, all the guards rush into her chamber, angry and drooling
>the pharaoh offers anon clemency and her hand in marriage if he manages to capture her apophis rival
>he agrees, but he requests some coupons for slushies first

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>> No.22026130

but seemingly innocent deaf girls using sign language to express their horniness to an unsuspecting man is hotter than hot. i want a deaf kiki that's way smarter than me

>> No.22026138

but you thought it.

>> No.22026139

Accidentally fall down into lolibaba pharaoh's giant tomb complex which was covered by sand. Get stuck down there with her for a good while until some of her awakened servants get us out. Her lifegiving powers/mamono mana preventing me from starving ect. Plenty of time to get to know her.

>> No.22026158

You're on your own this time.

>> No.22026160

I want to wight a lowly servant mummy into a pseudo-pharaoh but treat her as real royalty.

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>> No.22026183


Another QnA translation update. I created new paste as I thought adding it to the first one may make it a bit too long

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>> No.22026195

So is there any new/fun/interesting info or is it the same old?

>> No.22026197

What about getting a bunch of Khepri and storming the whole tomb for waifus?

>> No.22026198

What are you going to do, stab me?

>> No.22026199

the fuck is that slug underneath her butt

>> No.22026205
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Knight succs are cool

>> No.22026214

i dont like her

>> No.22026216
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>Q:Are there sub-species of Mersharks?
>A:Probably, yes!
I can have my Greenland Mershark now!

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Iced grape

>> No.22026227

thats kind of gross dude

>> No.22026237

What about a basking mershark? I would like to show her my Nintendo Switch.

>> No.22026248

How do you defeat an Apophis?

>> No.22026259

Make her self conscious about her weight

>> No.22026265

You can't. All you can do is pacify one by giving her a husband before she decides to make her move against a pharaoh

>> No.22026271

Believing in your grandpa's deck

>> No.22026287

My ideas are in the pastebin story >>22023298

But to summarize:
>gain sneak attack advantage
>use poison. Girtablilu venom should be easy to come by.
>use ice magic
>once subdued, tie her in a figure-eight like here >>22022669
>keep her gagged because she's a biter

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Reminder to go out and awaken Pharaohs before a grapesnake finds her

>> No.22026297

cook her favorite meal and take it away from her until she acts like a good girl

>> No.22026298

How common are Khepri filled tombs?

>> No.22026299
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Turn down the thermostat.

>> No.22026311

Apophises seem like either terrifying predatory beasts or helpless dorks with almost no in-between.

>> No.22026321

The latter is literally just threadcanon and can be ignored.

>> No.22026328

I didn't say I disliked it. Dorks are cute.

>> No.22026331

>and can be ignored.
no it can't

>> No.22026335

Married life does seem to dull their fangs.

>> No.22026345

If she manages to take over as pharaoh and you're her husband does that mean you get the easy life?

>> No.22026354

Yes it can, most threadcanon is fucking retarded and doesn't hold any power over the official canon anyway.

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>> No.22026366

It holds power over us

>> No.22026376

Since you took over the palace while the graped Pharaoh locks herself in a room raping her husband 24/7 then yeah.

She probably grapes all the former Pharaoh's staff too.

>> No.22026377

The weak minded ones who can only repeat things ad nauseum maybe.

>> No.22026380

Want to turn a nun into a dark priest using only my dick and charm!

>> No.22026385
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>Q:Are there any plans for Shub Niggurath?
>A:Shub Niggurath may come out in the future!

>> No.22026386

Thats all of us

>> No.22026393

>hold any power over the official canon anyway.
All I can imagine now is a incompetent cartoon villain Apophis trying a magic ritual on a MGE volume opened to the Apophis profile and it completely failing.

>> No.22026406
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In preparation for Halloween, I made a list of ten reasons the Will o Wisp is perfect. This will be the first of many in the coming months.

1) To become a Wisp you must die a virgin, so Wisps are all PURE.
2) They are spectral undead and are therefore the softest type of monstergirl available
3) They are extremely aesthetic, and are often seen around undead Demon Realms providing ambience. They glow and it's very charming.
4) They are probably the only warm undead
5) They are absolute cuddle bugs, and are big on skin contact.
6) They will save your soul after you die, so your soul is not a homeless bum.
7) They are powerful! Just look at that intense flame and desire. Nobody ignores the Wisp.
8) They are obsessed with making you happy because they are addicted to your manliness.
9) They strive to be the most loving couple in any circumstance. Wocks, be warned.
10)Will of the Wisp.

>> No.22026408

Bad artist.

>> No.22026409

What she trying to change?

>> No.22026416

Thread canon is cancer.

>> No.22026417

No, Cancer is a crab girl

>> No.22026421

That Leanan Sidhe drew her species at a bad angle. Just a couple minor modifications to the portrait, as to better capture her true beauty, and surely a husband will arrive to marry her soon!

>> No.22026430

Exactly. I know there were a few bits I liked but can't remember them right now. Most of it just ruins the girls or makes them boring cookie cutter moeblobs.

>> No.22026437

I tried playing succubus prison but it was too scary.

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>> No.22026443

Dear God, why?

>> No.22026445

If you're gay

>> No.22026448

It took me a while to register what I was looking at

>> No.22026449

I lost a bet

>> No.22026452

I just got a safe file to fap to the Nemea paizuri scenes

>> No.22026461

Yes, you either want everything to be a bunch of generic moeblobs or you're gay. Eat a bullet.

>> No.22026464

Flowery prose truly is a cancer that many writers past have suffered from.

>> No.22026497

It's why I like to remind myself of Chekhov's Gun.

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Lolis in school swimsuits.

>> No.22026503

Pregnant lolis in swimsuits!

>> No.22026506

What's Succubus Prison?

>> No.22026513

A game about succubi that literally fuck men to death.

>> No.22026516

well theres worst ways to die.

>> No.22026520

sounds like SHRIFT

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>> No.22026543

That poor rata is going to be sore

>> No.22026549

If her womb didn't bloat, you aint GOAT

>> No.22026550

>big ass claws on a nurse
malpractice incoming

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Post weasels.

>> No.22026569

>sue for malpractice
>hospital counter sues for racial discrimination as your entire case revolves around her races big meaty claws being clumsy
>Judge Danuki and the Doctors Union have been flashing grins at eachother all session

>> No.22026581

I can only see that tanuki lawyer as doing a smug hat girl dance once she hears what she's defending against.

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>> No.22026601

I can only imagine how a Rata would tease me once she finds out I have a thing for explosive bloating creampies

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>> No.22026612

Anon's gonna find a story about that in the Bedroom portion of the paper.
An extra long one if it involves actual bedroom antics.

>> No.22026613

Especially shortstack Ratas.

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Even better

I'm sure it'll be quite the expansive and fulfilling piece

>> No.22026621

she sounds like jealous 3dpd
speaking of which, if monstergirls ever become real, i'd get a big laugh out of 3dpd trying to compete with them

>> No.22026625

Damn straight it would....and if it was mine she'd probably also note the MAMMYBAMMY changes that involve her bust being bigger the next day

>> No.22026633

Same for mine too; all that cum going straight to her hips, thighs and bust.

>> No.22026639

The thickest shortstacks are deserving of the biggest creampies.

>> No.22026649

>ywn fall asleep with a shortstack rata curled up on your chest after having loving sex with her

>> No.22026665

>ywn tie up and suspend a shortstack rata and fuck her like she's flying

>> No.22026668

Thank you mamano mana for helping make such a possibility

>> No.22026672



>> No.22026674

Its the best.
The only downside is if you do so before having to go to a social event....or are having folks come over for one.

>> No.22026675

t. Wisp

>> No.22026684

My parents would just be grateful I have a girl

>> No.22026687

>Surprise guests
>Use plugs to stop the mess
>Oh?? Is your wife expecting octuplets?
All the questions and yet everyone knows

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weasels are qties!

>> No.22026690

Mine would as well.
Although the awkward part is when some new person asks when she's expecting.

I mean, monster girls would use it to rub it in on those girls just to embarrass them.

>> No.22026695

I am so confused! Those both sound excellent!

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>> No.22026700

what was the bet

>> No.22026702

What would be awkward is if she was a straight up loli,
Or an alp of your childhood friend
Or both.

>> No.22026704

Making monstergirl guests jealous with such a creampie
Heaven forbid if the guy is ok with or likes harems

>> No.22026705

the other girl will laugh at her for being pregnant AND in school

>> No.22026712

Just means she was successful at a young age.

>> No.22026718

monstergirls in skintight clothing is the best. I would post that one hinezumi and the same artists raiju,but i forgot to save it.

>> No.22026719

Some say awkward.
I say lewd.

If I had multiple girls I'd NEED to be able to output that much.

>> No.22026720

That if you ask 100 girls out at least one of them would say yes
They all said no or ignored him

>> No.22026724

damn, i just can't find a reason to not have sex with monsters

>> No.22026727

That's kind of cool actually.

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This one?

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Does anyone have that picture of a bunch of different canine girls all napping together?
I check the species galleries and can't find shit.

>> No.22026754

>multiple shortstacks who want massive creampies
Sounds like both heaven and hell potentially

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>> No.22026764

manticores are actually really nice and like to cuddle.

>> No.22026765

Why can't they just be fucking real? Will they ever be real? Are we destined to never know their touch?

>> No.22026766

ankole-watusi minotaur makes all the dragons insecure about their horns!

>> No.22026770

until you get pricked by their thorns and have your cock milked

>> No.22026779

build a robot until it can learn an algorithm for replicating flesh and transform it into a monster

>> No.22026780

yeah thanks!

>> No.22026783

That's after rape. Cuddling with an older manticore sounds pretty nice though

>> No.22026786

>"They are highly intelligent, with a cunning and cruel disposition."
>"Being sadistic, and infinitely lustful..."
>"Many of them enjoy the look of a man in terror..."
nice try, manticore

>> No.22026796
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There's a way out, if you're willing to take it.

>> No.22026826

>wasting a Wisps potential by necking urself
You should marry them first and live a wonderful life with her. Have children, see them off, retire and set yourself up with some post-death insurance money, and THEN kill yourself sometime at the end.
But it's okay because she's already there, and waiting to catch you. Just another day for an undead monstergirls husband really.

>> No.22026830

i wish KC showed off more sabbath branches. i'm getting bored with the current one.

>> No.22026832

You mean a tulpa right?

>> No.22026838
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What's she reading?

>> No.22026839

Knowing my luck, the portal would open just in time for her to find my body hanging from a tree.
I'm too terrified of fucking with tulpa.

>> No.22026843

Why's that?

>> No.22026852

What kind of branch would you like to see the most?

>> No.22026855

it says "マモノ APOCALYPSE". i just made up a name for a made-up doujin for this otohime art.

>> No.22026869

a chef/cooking themed one. or a theater production/entertainment branch, or a foreigner-friendly branch for foreigners outside of Mainland. anything goes, i just want more branches

>> No.22026871

The concept sounds like making myself loose grip on reality, and I got spooped by stories of them going wrong.

>> No.22026873

Its the best.
3-4 shortstacks and one BIG stack is great.

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Me too.

>> No.22026879

>tfw no manticore mistress to take care of me while occasionally scare the shit out of me

>> No.22026900

What anime is this?

>> No.22026906

>"...they almost never speak of their true feelings."
manticore threadcanon couldn't possibly be more wrong

>> No.22026908

>watching anime

>> No.22026911

The stories are just creepy pasta, as someone who Did it

>> No.22026938

>Anubis gives a powerpoint presentation about all the harmful inaccuracies of threadcanon
>distract her by tossing her a new lego pyramid set and watch her be compelled to assemble it right then and there

>> No.22026943

Manticores would take good care of their prey though

>> No.22026951

or maybey you tulpa what escaped to the real world.

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>> No.22026964

What would be a good species mixup for this?

>> No.22026971

There's more ways to show affection than words.

>> No.22026974
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I love how the person asking about the busty thunderbird refers to the body type as "glamorous."

Also we get a nice description of what is meant by monsters not being shotacons.

>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think.

And as for what shoggoth jelly tastes like:

>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English.

>> No.22026977

cute greentext, i chuckled
to be fair i don't usually care about threadcanon, it's just that a threadcanon manticore is so completely different from the profile, she can hardly even be called a manticore anymore. clearly this is because actual manticores are shilling their race to gullible anons in these threads

>> No.22026997

Considering me?
Cheshire (ass mostly), Rata, and Holst for the shortstacks
Jinko for the big stack

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>> No.22027033

Clever girls.

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That's what Enhance Lover is for.

>> No.22027040

>no raptor MG
When KC?

>> No.22027066

what if there's no glass between them haha

>> No.22027073

>the shota was a second mg all along
can't trust anyone these days, eh?

>> No.22027078

Look closer, he's sandwiched between two big titty kitties.

>> No.22027090
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You have asked to pick artists for an MGE goudoushi. Who do you pick?

>> No.22027104

i choose you
show us your power

>> No.22027108

>You have asked
*You have been asked

>> No.22027109

Good comb
I kinda want a bapho, rata and a bigstack kitsune

>> No.22027116

>no MG for 6 months.
When KC?

>> No.22027118

can i join in? i drew loli before but don't ask me for rape, i don't know how to draw a monster girl raping a man

>> No.22027125

The tiger was only a distraction

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>> No.22027166

Those would be good.
Fat bapho butt is nice.

>> No.22027171

the only way someone's going to complain if you post your art here is if it's mspaint tier awful
i've seen some very mediocre stuff get praised here as long as it depicts something nice

>> No.22027191

big booty small goat/rata is a powerful force
trying to think what could fit a rata/goat/fox motif for a 4th girl

>> No.22027205

Cat or dog are your obvious choices.

>> No.22027214

Familiar or weresheep

>> No.22027220

I know girls that actually like MGE

Something like this is not out of the question. I've seen their fan art

>> No.22027231

Familiars are cute as heck
Maybe a big rear familiar in a puppy motif

>> No.22027233

All manticores

>> No.22027236

What’s the best mg to bring home to the parents?

>> No.22027242

Corgi or Shiba Inu themed puppy familiar with a fat ass?

>> No.22027248

anything strong, like a minotaur or dragon, because then they'll be too intimidated to voice their disapproval

>> No.22027260

I'm pretty sure they're just as scared of the parents as they are of her.

>> No.22027269

My dad sometimes talks about marrying a mermaid it's kinda creepy

>> No.22027296

Tulpa's ain't for the weak minded or unmotivated. Anything less than being 100% unfearful, unworried, totally focused, and willing to subject yourself to possible horrors unphased that you're willing to deal with and fix results in either nothing, schizophrenia, or DID.

>> No.22027306

i wont fall for your trick tulpa

>> No.22027312
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>> No.22027313
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man's best (girl)friend

>> No.22027323

Would love a Corgi familiar

I feel like a Manticore would be better as the tall stack'd

>> No.22027326

This only works when you’re not You Know Who.

>> No.22027328
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I think a demon would be fine, but she can't be wearing her traditional outfit.

>> No.22027336

Short, peppy, and with a huge tail above a huge 'tail'

>> No.22027338


>> No.22027344

Tanuki loaded with money

>> No.22027351

She could disguise herself as a human.

>> No.22027367

Thanks guys, I was thinking vampire (can fake being human) and dhampir (literally basically just human but better)

>> No.22027373

Talk about a tail(s) to chase after

>> No.22027377

I think it would be better to be upfront about it

>> No.22027385

No, the other one.

>> No.22027389

The sort that lift up the back of shirts and are like little shelves.

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>> No.22027403

My dragon wife.

>> No.22027405

Holstaur, if he's a man then you father will approve, your mother will approve because Holstaurs are great cooks and will give them lots of grand kids.

>> No.22027412

Fun fact, after my parents divorced my mom started calling my dad that behind his back. Not sure how I feel about being referred to this way.

>> No.22027423

my parents never got married and are still together after 40 years.

>> No.22027424

Maybe that's your mom posting.

>> No.22027425

lord moldybutt

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>> No.22027430

Did they divorce because he forced her to do fucked up shit and abused her? Sorta like what you do to your waifu and daughteru?

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>> No.22027465

Races that are generally human at a glance, vampire, elf, maybe dark elf if she is willing to hide the femdom. Simple animal features probably are safe too.

>> No.22027469

I don’t want to blog anymore after this, but no. It just took them 16 years and 4 kids to realize they didn’t marry for love no matter how deep in denial they were. There’s not even an interesting emotional fucked up history, it’s pretty boring and uneventful as far as divorces go.

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>> No.22027502

I like this pic, but I can not get over just how short her arms are.

>> No.22027512
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Like such?

>> No.22027517

marrying for "love" does not in fact have a good tract record. The intense passionate love that causes people to get married really is just a high that eventually wears out after a few years, and while under its effects people don't think about their situation rationally.

>> No.22027523
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>Looks mostly like a human (as long as she disguises the wings as a cape)
>Rich as fuck, your parents won't have to worry about your income
>Excellent manners

>> No.22027531

Yes except pointing upwards

>> No.22027533

Anything besides lolis or alps

>> No.22027537

People are messed up either way anon, that’s why I like monstergirls.

>> No.22027540

How many comms have you clocked in by now and how do you even keep track of them all?

>> No.22027547

46 commissions and 57 other requests anon, I’ve got a super detailed spreadsheet and everything.

>> No.22027553
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Slime carrier. Can look perfectly human when she wants to. Can multi task easily with her inner slime. Provides great food with that slime.

>> No.22027561

big upward tail that easily wags

>> No.22027568

A genki familiar like that

>> No.22027582

That is an amazing mental image, thanks much for the input.
Now I have a group of a Bapho, Rata, Kitsune and a puppy Familiar and i love it

>> No.22027585

And you have that all only on your harddrive or do you have an archive somewhere? provide it, please

>> No.22027591

My dad died last year and I know my mom would just be happy that I found someone who makes me happy.
I could see her getting ‘unnerved’ around some of the MGs I like (like Shoggoths and Krakens) but I know she could warm up to any MG I brought home.

>> No.22027608

>anon performs pātukaroti
>his manomāyakāya was so actualized it never broke cittasaṃtāna as it emanated and continued on his life for him as his rūpa ascended to a higher loka without missing a step

>> No.22027624

Dhampirs are just vampires that act human until they smell/taste blood. Then they're just vampires that act like kryptonite/radiate bimbo rays to other vampires.

>> No.22027625

I’ve got a copy on each of my computers plus everything stored in imgur anon, I’m not that careless. This is the album with all the thread-safe stuff.

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>> No.22027647

What about the not thread safe stuff?

>> No.22027650

Is there a... you know

>> No.22027667

That one is private and probably always will be.

>> No.22027678

Oh. sorry to hear. Thanks for sharing the nsfw stuff you did share in the past

>> No.22027681

Genuinely makes me curious as to what it contains considering the material in the public gallery.

>> No.22027683

Fat fairy.

>> No.22027689

Best fairies.

>> No.22027691

>people are too new to know about KDFs deepest degeneracy

>> No.22027698

You’re welcome anon!

I’m not allowed to talk about it here.

>> No.22027711

>all this loli
Too bad I can only edit out some of the drawings.

>> No.22027722
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I'm dying for puppy piles here.

>> No.22027726

Anywhere else we could discuss it?

>> No.22027729

KDF is in to diapers and toddlercon.

>> No.22027735

I guess there’s discord, but I don’t feel good about giving that out here either.

>> No.22027738

That's... completely understandable actually

>> No.22027747

why she scared?

>> No.22027754

She had a dream about anon dying.

>> No.22027762
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>> No.22027769

Messy or clean?

>> No.22027782
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Introducing CYBER-GAUNT!

>> No.22027805

Not that anon, but clean only. I’ve got an existential aversion to ‘those’ bathroom things, so much so that monstergirls and their husbands would never have the need for bathrooms in that sense in my headcanon.

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I guess she wouldn't get along with thunderbirds then.

>> No.22027810

So like a Nightgaunt with a cyborg hubby?

>> No.22027812

You're good in my book

>> No.22027826

Well that’s not so bad. Kinda patrician actually.

>> No.22027840

>human women turn to robots for companionship since monstergirls have gotten all the men

>> No.22027855

Except for the blood drinking and the preference for getting husbands, dhampirs are mostly mentally human having common sense unlike most monsters.

>> No.22027864

A dhampir-led "Understanding Humans 101" class would be really cute.

>> No.22027868

I want a vampire monster to kidnapped me and feed my blood to her dhampir daughter who is also my best friend to get her to be more vampire like.

>> No.22027870
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>> No.22027875

That's a good vampire mom.

>> No.22027896

Correct, up until they drink blood which actively makes them just go full vamp.
>Furthermore, they are sometimes attacked by an urge to suck blood inherited from the vampire race, although they normally resist it. The reason why is if they happen to learn the sweet taste of a man's blood, the human part of the half human, half monster dhampir becomes corrupted by the “monster” part, and after that they can't resist future urges to suck blood at all or the lust that visits at the same time.
Second they get blood, which is going to be real quick once they marry as the man is always in close proximity and they hunger just like vamps do but unlike vamps never sate it so it just grows, they just become vamps who bimbofy vamp brains and have a thing for female/female femdom(on vamps) and/or gentle femdom.

>> No.22027900

what do i do if i can't express disinterest in a hellhound that wants me really bad while i'm way more interested with a human woman?

>> No.22027904

>vampire stabs own self in back using daughter as proxy
>more at 11

>> No.22027907

Submit or be forced to submit. Pick one.

>> No.22027908

Setting says she leaves you alone

>> No.22027910
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MG-friendly smartphones when?

>> No.22027911
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Would you a Chimera?

>> No.22027912

As long as you dont have a hidden desire for said Hellhound, you're fine

>> No.22027916

What kind of chimera?

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>> No.22027920

Yep! The best vampire moms help their dhampir daughters by matching them up with the blood of the boy they crush on.


>> No.22027921

Nah, m8. Setting says they leave you alone if you're:
Interested in another species of mamano
Actively capital L Love someone else already

Only being interested in human women is actually a touched upon catalyst for being zeroed in on for several mamano who wish to teach you a better way plus literally all extremists.

>> No.22027927

must be easy to obtain an lilem wife if all the other monsters will leave you to go meet your lilem love. i hope

>> No.22027938

Yes and No. If you have a decent liking for another species, that might be your Achilles heel

>> No.22027940

i oppose smartphones in MGE world. what if my little daughteru is playing games on my waifu's phone and i'm at work and get bored so i try to send my waifu a dick pic and my daughteru sees it popped up on a notifications bar?

>> No.22027944

Not to mention, rarity might make your quest a lengthy one

>> No.22027954

Dhampirs often times target their mothers first. Dhampir type demonic energy is basically a bimbo mind ray for vampires.
Having dominated and "corrected" their mother and thus acquired a taste for it they usually go off to become a vampire hunter with their husband(either their father they "rescued from their mother, a mistreated "servant", or just her own acquired naturally acquired husband) to go "correct" other vampires.
Once they've tasted blood they mentally downgrade to vampires to boot and that happens once they taste blood.
Point is: that mother is not only giving someone with latent domination fetishes and instincts specifically aimed against her own species a power-up and a morality reduction against such things while doing the exact kind of stuff to a human("servant") that triggers dhampirs instinctive need to "correct" such vampires.
Basically she's gonna piss off her daughter, give her a power boost/source of blood, and actively remove the inhibitions that would at least keep things in check. That vampire mother is about to be "corrected" by her own daughter quite harshly because she essentially handed her a loaded gun and said shoot me.

>> No.22027968
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How expensive is holstaur milk?

>> No.22027972

The only good dhampir is the one that embraces her true self and acts like a vampire.

>> No.22027979
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So you have to keep pumping slimes full of semen before they start to look like a girl?

>> No.22027980

Depends on how many holsts exist in the area

>> No.22027981

What >>22027908 said.
If you really want to rub it in, tell her you want your wife to give birth to a son.

>> No.22027985

If you live in a green kingdom cheap, if you have to import it from one expensive. I guess.

>> No.22027993

>not just marrying one (or a herd) and drinking from the tap

>> No.22027999
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>Gazer uses her slime to make a dress
Is this peak laziness or peak ingenuity?

>> No.22028011

ferret monster girls when? i want to save her life before she goes into too much heat from not finding a mate and dies

>> No.22028012

Some say peak ingenuity is driven by laziness.

>> No.22028013

That depends on how many holsts live in the local but the cost of holst milk per gallon per holst is less than the cost of cow milk per cow per milk as holsts will yield roughly 10+/-1/2 gallons of milk and a day and cows will yield 6-7 gallons of milk a day and holsts will produce this amount every single day without being pregnant whereas cows will produce their amount but only while pregnant then they need to take a break for a bit which will also lower holst milk cost as its always readily available and raise cow milk as it will be restricted from time to time.

>> No.22028023

what's your favorite jrpg? would would you imagine it if it were a monster girl version

>> No.22028028

how would*

>> No.22028035

Peak invention and ingenuity correlates directly to peak laziness to the point major companies have been saving millions every year by purposefully hiring lazy asses because they find the easiest least complicated way to do shit rather than do shit the way they were told to by the manual.
If you work in a major company and they put you in some asinine position that you aren't qualified for and wonder why they put you there rather than someone better qualified for it this is why.

>> No.22028048

I thought they hire unqualified people so they could pay them less?

>> No.22028060

The hunger does get sated, they just get hungry again in the future.

Anyway, even then they are still majin with a taste for blood, not true undead vampires. Unless drinking blood causes them to grow wings (I presume that unlike the vampire their cape is not their wings), get pointy ears and become undead.

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>"Read us another story, dad!"
>"Yeah, just one more we promise we'll go to bed!"

>> No.22028077

>seiken densetsu 3
Kevin and the male beastmen would lose theor werewolf forms, angela would be a dark mage that fucks duran, and duran's dad would of simply fucked the now dragon emperess into submision

>> No.22028084

>having loki cuck his wife
Leave the empress to the king, or duran himself

>> No.22028087

>favorite jrpg
Nier, the original one.
>how would you imagine it if it were a monster girl version
You replace your daughter/sister yonah with kainé I guess somehow but still keep kainé in your party but now she's also a hellhound? Or maybe just keep it OG story but just make kainé a hellhound for simplicity but now yonah is both kainé's and nier's daughter. Do mamano give a shit about futa cause kainé's pretty attached to her dick and believe it or not between that and some other shit going on with her it yields some insanely powerful character development and backstory and having to lop it off means you'd have to REALLY overhaul her entire character plot, history, and story otherwise you get the english mess where half the reason she acts like an edgy OC steel is lost on the audience. Anyway, step one just reskin kainé's character model with a hellhound skin that's literally it no need to redo or change the dialogue unless you're persnickety like I am.

>> No.22028091

i lot of russian stuff im seeing

>> No.22028095

That's how they save Millions rather than just A Million. By cutting corners on not only the hiring AND payment aspect but also getting lower cost higher efficiency out of the mix you're increasing your profits 4 different ways by hiring one stupid guy per position.

>> No.22028098 [SPOILER] 
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Imagine an incubus child being born to a sandworm

>> No.22028102

I bet a lot of onis sign up for Russian language courses after hearing tales of men that could keep up with their drinking.

>> No.22028109

Its stated pretty heavily dhampir are literally just vampires with the mind/personality of a human(till they drink blood). The profile explicitly tells you they are 100% mamano it's just they inherited their fathers humanity when it comes to how they act and think.
So, they probably have wings they hide or some shit or the cape transforms or they pull an old style Dracula and they just fly without wings and the cape gets to symbolize batwings.

>> No.22028114

Imagine waifuing the one bone KC threw to the vore fetishists.

>> No.22028118

I want to raise them big and strong so they can give me the best tentacle massages ever

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>> No.22028142

They have none of the weaknesses of vampires tho, and a completely different mindset and powers. They are clearly a completely different type of monster.

>> No.22028150

Your dad would probably convince her to shrink down so you could all live in actual house and go to school, you'd live your childhood life wondering why your lamia mom is so pink and the rest aren't, and sometimes you wonder where dad and mom go when it's night but they didn't take the car

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>> No.22028165

I'm just saying what the profile says.
Maybe garlic making them dumb as shit and sunlight making them weak as shit and water feeling good is just a mentality thing for vampires.

>> No.22028171

And yet they are noted to be indistinguishable from humans even without a disguise. To the point that a man may not realize what they are until one experiences how good sex with them is. That certainly sounds like they have nothing obviously non-human about them (though the shape of the eyes on the profile one makes me wonder about that).

>> No.22028172
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But I don't speak kiki.

>> No.22028175

if you wanted to learn something new, would you rather be taught by a lich or a hakutaku?

>> No.22028177

They don’t have wings, the profile never mentions them. They are very clearly there own thing.

>> No.22028182

depends on what it is i'm trying to learn

>> No.22028188

Neither, give me an Anubis teacher instead that rewards good results with blowjobs and punishes bad results with facesitting.

>> No.22028190

The profile never says they are essentially the same as vampires though, just that they are genuinely monsters despite how much like humans they seem to be. And again, vampires are undead, dhampirs are majin.

>> No.22028208

Profile>headcannon. Is all I'm saying here. Actively stated they are 100% vamps who got their mentality humanity from their uncorrupted dad.
How that translates to what they are is shoulder shrug territory.
Also, just checked it while typing this. The vamp profile has a Q&A that says vamps can "disappear" their wings or make them look like their mantle their wearing. So maybe it is like I wrote up above and the dhamp cape is og Dracula tier flight capabilities or they're just hiding them.
Maybe so? Maybe not? Shoulder shrug.

>> No.22028220

Haku. They know all your weak and strong suits and knowledge by touch and have an instinctive capability to teach effectively.
Liches are like those legit genius-tier teachers you get sometimes that also happen to be super autistic and thus can't express themselves or the meaning they're trying to get across effectively so any lesson they teach will be hard to understand at the very least.

>> No.22028224

>A sudden mutational variant of the Vampire
They are a subspecies not the same. It’s like saying an Alice is a succubus, they are very similar however they are clearly different.

>> No.22028234

Profile says "mutational variant of vampires".
Just like an apophis is a lamia and zombie dragons are dragons dhampirs are vampires. Otherwise they wouldn't have the vampire need to feed or all the charm shit vampires have.

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>Liches are like those legit genius-tier teachers you get sometimes that also happen to be super autistic
Imagine having a lich tutor, perfect gpa and full honors but when you ask her to explain something in a little bit more detail she just stares at you, or ignores you

>> No.22028244
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Would anon rather go to the beach with those two, or these two?

>> No.22028251

Those sharks 100%

>> No.22028256


>> No.22028269

Neither. I hate the beach. People are loud douchebags and people flock to beaches. Because people are douchebags and flock to beaches theres always garbage and shit everywhere on the beach. Because people are loud douchebags theres always at least one particularly louder more douchier douchebag on the beach somewhere within close proximity to highlight every other issue.

>> No.22028270
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I like them more like this desu

>> No.22028277

>he doesn't know about the legs spell.

>> No.22028278

What if it's a private beach owned by the girls?

>> No.22028284

As long as they have a huge thick tail, I'm a fan

>> No.22028286

that would be more plausible if they weren't in an ocean

>> No.22028295

It's attached via the water to other beaches and because beaches contain people who are douchebags the litter on one beach becomes the litter on all beaches and the contaminated water at one beach is the contaminated water of all beaches because people don't care about ruining shit for everybody else because people are douchebags.

>> No.22028298

You misspelled hard cannon. Fishy types have a spell that gives them legs compliments of Poseidon so they can walk on land to find husbands or enjoy husbands on land.

>> No.22028308

Not every picture takes place in MGE.

>> No.22028310

you misunderstand, i was asking why they would use such a spell at the beach. it's more likely that they just have permanent legs, hence my disapproval
but hey, it's just my opinion, and shouldn't be taken seriously

>> No.22028323

Imagine getting married to two twin sharks like these. That's hitting the jackpot.

>> No.22028325
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Its not a spell given by Poseidon. Its a spell any monster has the potential to learn called "spell of anthropomorphosis." Mermaid can also just crawl/hop on their tail or learn to use their mana to float if they haven't learned that transformaiton spell.

Unless there is some extra lore that's been translated recently that I'm not aware of.

>> No.22028329

>when you ask her to explain something in a little bit more detail she just stares at you, or ignores you
I kinda know someone like this, it's because they legit can't understand why someone wouldn't understand something so simple like that. In reality, they're really bad to have as a tutor

>> No.22028331

Those aren't twins though.

>> No.22028342

>don't even have to go to the beach to catch fish

I kind of have a half-love for mermaids/lamias. Their lack of leg articulation does make them look somewhat helpless to me, which is a turn-on of mine.

>> No.22028349

Its a trick anon. Get in to close are your going to get coiled and tagged.

>> No.22028351

What are fraternal twins

>> No.22028365

I wonder what the best way of restraining them is. I would like to restrain one enough so that she can hug me with her coils, but not enough to grapple and restrain me.

>> No.22028367

Anon you seem to have some type of trauma

>> No.22028375

>witches that carry guns with demon silver bullets that deplete into thin air after digging deep into the flesh of their targets

>> No.22028380


>> No.22028398
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Guns with Demon Realm Silver ammo are canon.

>> No.22028403

Can't be. Everything from their face to their skin colors are entirely different. No shared aspects anywhere and those 2 different skintones is a big tell. The best you could claim is they're sisters with 2 different fathers but the same mother or the other way around.

>> No.22028407

They use it to threaten men into becoming their onii-chans

>> No.22028409

I openly hate people as they demonstratably are shit and beaches are one of many places you'll find many people putting those places higher up on my shitlist.
If being exposed my entire life to every single person I ever came across being shit in some way including those seen through 3rd person mediums so I know it's not just the local area or specific places I've been can cause trauma i guess i got it.

>> No.22028413

if i stuff a leanan sidhe down my pants, will i automatically be good at art and music?

>> No.22028416

This >>22028398 is true just like swords are cannon and even the lore tells you death can occur on the battlefield or from violence in setting it's just been vastly reduced is all.

>> No.22028420

Nothing says their skins aren't inheritable the same way our eye colors are. Maybe one of them got the dominant color and the other didn't. Faces look pretty close to each other. Hair is also pretty close.

>> No.22028422

Their tiny guns are shit.
>What sick man sends babies to fuck?!

>> No.22028430

Nah. They encourage you to be good but you have to put in the effort. Sort of like how incubi can become sex gods but the requirement is they perform and practice sex regularly to achieve such results.

>> No.22028439

she's going get paint for a new and trending medium used by all the hip leannies

>> No.22028440

Like I said. There's enough there to claim one shared parent but not enough for both and there's enough there to say they have 2 separate parents somewhere or else they'd share more than just hair color.

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>> No.22028448

>stuff a leanan sidhe down my pants
>she paints my cock to look like an elephant trunk
worth it

>> No.22028449

There's enough to claim they share both parents.

>> No.22028462

They're monstergirls, I don't see why they wouldn't be twins.

>trying to apply genetics this hard to fantasy monsters

>> No.22028464

I'm not seeing it. The only shared aspect they have is hair. My buddy and I have the same everything is different down to skin color but we have the same hair setup going on and that doesn't make us twins.

>> No.22028476

>takes a photograph of your dick dipped in a puddle of water so it looks like an elephant slurping up water
>displays the photograph at an order art museum for everyone to see
>but no one except the artist and her subject knows that they're looking some guy's dick in a puddle thanks to a sex-crazed art fairy

>> No.22028479

What is the best way to acquire a Kiki?

>> No.22028496

>due to the fairy's magic, the photo has a subtle corrupting effect on anyone who looks at it for too long
>the female staff eventually monsterize
>chaos ensues

>> No.22028499

Have no real drive or ability to self motivate and live poorly but no so poorly that devil bugs move in then put up a holo wanted sign asking for a maid.
They're fixer-upper types that double as maids.

>> No.22028500

be rich enough to afford one or have good ties with her agency so you can pay a lot less and your money, you payed with, grows through interest until it is fully payed

>> No.22028514

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its good to offer single monster girls in your DND group a place to stay if things run late.
Don't want anything happening on the road.

>> No.22028542
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>join random server full of mg's
>talk alot but none of them respond
>right before you call it quits for the night realize that you had the group chat on mute
>tell them then unmute it just to say bye before logging off for the night
How would this end?

>> No.22028563

how would she react if i started molesting her breasts?

>> No.22028564

>next day
>pelted with friend requests
>nudes in just about all of them, along with outrageously lewd flirting
>except one
>turns out the salamander you dumpstered last night is still salty and demands a rematch

>> No.22028572

Arms reach means she can pull you in.

>> No.22028599
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I just wanna be smothered in breasts of numerous holsts right now

>> No.22028610

Holsts herds are the only way to go.

>> No.22028614

this, but with minotaurs

>> No.22028617

his but with both

>> No.22028619

Holsts are minotaurs....technically.

>> No.22028628

we will have to consult with Ms Taku who heads the department of Bovinology regarding proper genetics of the two

>> No.22028632

what's your daughteru's name?

>> No.22028633
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I know that mana can handwave all issues but would a deaf mg still talk like a deaf person? Because that would be fucking hilarious and cute
>Ih Wuve Uuuu Anohm

>> No.22028634

Getting swarmed by barometz would be an interesting experience.

>> No.22028637
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This but with Trolls

>> No.22028642

yes, but not nearly as fierce. i want a minotaur that can put a burglar through a wall

>> No.22028643
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>> No.22028649
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Worship Pharaoh.

>> No.22028661

Do they offer mail order Pharaohs in their sarcophagus?

>> No.22028664

What’s the best monstergirl for when you are down and need some cheering up?

>> No.22028675

I just thought of this with a haughty mummy

>> No.22028679

if i do, what do i get in return?

>> No.22028684
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>> No.22028712

>thinking 1600lbs of muscle holsts can't put a burglar threatening her husband through a wall a county over
Just show her something red and watch her go.

>> No.22028717

Mindflayer. She'll erase all memories that aren't happy memories and replace the 95% memory gap with artificially created good memories.

>> No.22028721
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>muscle holsts

>> No.22028733

All holsts are muscle holsts, anon. They just have a pleasant layer of fluff over it all so they can function as tempurpedic mattresses for midday naps.

>> No.22028741

That sounds incredibly unhealthy. >>22028684
That’s pretty good.

>> No.22028760
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Dragon thighs.

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A free pet cat.

>> No.22028770

What is that snek planning?

>> No.22028773

Might as well put it to a poll.

>> No.22028778

I want to be molested by a kikimora!

>> No.22028783

damn, i better start worshiping right away

>> No.22028795

That's the look a snake gives when anon likes long hair.

>> No.22028804

that's no dragon, anon. she's got no wings

>> No.22028820

You asked for the best at cheering up and got it.

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Jinkos. Their chuffing is fantastic ASMR.

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Oops! Worshiped the cat!

>> No.22028844

why would kikis attack their own mastahs like that? only crazy meidos do that

>> No.22028846

Oh no! You blew it anon!

>> No.22028850

no tail

>> No.22028852

The entry even says they have predatory instincts and will attack men they consider slobs.

>> No.22028856

What's the difference between a flat shortstack and a loli with a bigger than normal ass?

What's the body type you assume when you hear (read) "short stack"?

I might have just gotten a bit to trigger happy lately, but when I hear "shortstack" I just assume oppai loli sorta shit.

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Touch the tail.

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>> No.22028895

shortstack implies that she's packing heat all over imo

>> No.22028901

Slightly offtopic but, I like the idea of doing a poll on what the thread likes, just to quantify it. Like ideal body type, etc, stuff that's wouldnt just be a 50+ list of every MG.

>> No.22028912

I've read about female mge fans occasionally in these threads. Do they self-insert as the monsters or just like the art?

>> No.22028920

I dont think its true, but if it is i hope they want to be corrupted.

>> No.22028925

I feel like some people just use the term "shortstack" to avoid being under the sabbath umbrella. Shortstack seems to mean anything from a profile gremlin to short anything else.

>> No.22028933

I have never seen anyone refer to shortstack when talking about a small girl with no tits. Pretty much always either oppai-loli or a very short women with big tits and ass.

>> No.22028937

>female mge fans
All I've seen is cosplays, which are all russian for some reason

>> No.22028954

which mg would make for the scariest yandere?

>> No.22028960

shogg or mindflayer.

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>> No.22028963

Dormouse, weresheep

>> No.22028967

Lilims, Shoggoths, any other MG that is all powerful or from the abyss.

>> No.22028972

Lilim. There's really nothing those girls can't do, so they can poke at any type of fear. They can be the subtle type to be there in the shadow when you sleep, always leaving just as you're about to get a chill down your spine that someone's watching. Or they can be the kind that slowly take over and alter reality around the place you live, be it city, or even country. Or they could even go so far as to fiddle about with alternate/pocket dimensions or perception of reality.

>> No.22028974

>tfw no buff jinko gf to get my ass back in shape
I just want to lose 45 pounds and be back down to a healthy weight for me. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so since I’m a lazy piece of shit.