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Cast the western touhou movie

>> No.22030417

Danny DeVito as Remilia

>> No.22030475

Nicole Oliver as Yukari Yakumo. At least her voice fits.
I think.

>> No.22030483

Chow Yun Fat as Reimu

>> No.22030488

Yukari as the one that kills all the nigger actors and jewish producers

>> No.22030679

Produced by deadman lmao. Owned by disney too. ZUN to get sued for plagiarism

>> No.22030752

lil boom as rinnosuke

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Which actress is fitting to play Aya?

>> No.22031514

is this thread about touhou feets?

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>> No.22031597

Taylor Swift as Marisa

>> No.22032171

this but unironically

>> No.22032274

What would it even be about? A drawn out version of EoSD with added characters?

>> No.22032501

Directed by Micheal Bay.

>> No.22032515

Sakuya - Scarlet Johannsen

>> No.22032676

A diverse group of multicultural plucky freedom fighters who fight against an evil blond woman who erected a "border" to keep people out of her "pure and sacred lands".

>> No.22033883 [DELETED] 

>she sings

>> No.22034429

Written and directed by Dan Schneider.

>> No.22036011

What kind of Touhou story Quentin Tarantino would write?

>> No.22037244

More violence, more dialog and more feet. Emphasis on the feet.

>> No.22040332

I like the feet part, he should give it a try

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Reimu played by Glenn Howerton

>> No.22044727

He's perfect for the job then.

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>More violence, more dialog and more feet. Emphasis on the feet.
So basically Yuuka: The Movie then.

>> No.22044873

this is so real it hurts

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>> No.22049207

needs actresses with good feet
no mediocre or shit feet

>> No.22049219

EoSD except everyone is a member of The Expendables' cast, wearing their character's outfit but otherwise acting as themselves

>> No.22049247

I'd cast it into the abyss.

>> No.22049260

So Brie Larson is out of the list.

>> No.22049657

I'd really really like a ASIP crossover with 2hu unironically.

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>> No.22057252

ZUN's wife.

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Hitomi Tanaka as Komachi

>> No.22061433

Anri as Bya!

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Schneider-san has got it covered

>> No.22061746

how do I say this... I got a boner

>> No.22061793

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