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What are you drinking tonight?

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Have you been to your local shrine, Anon? Ryu-chan is getting lonely ever since all her Shirohebis left on maternity leave

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It's your second-to-last semester of college, and you've finally found an internship. It sounds like it will mostly be data entry, fetching coffee, and other small tasks. You did some research, and it's a large company. You're not sure exactly what they do, and the information on the corporate structure was a bit fuzzy, but everything points to them expanding. So you go into things hoping to turn this unpaid summer internship into a job when you graduate next year. The offices on the 30th floor of the tall glass and steel building quickly become a familiar, and even welcoming place. When you started, you thought they'd be dismissive of somebody with no experience, but you end up getting helpful advice about your career from people who used to be in your position. The data entry is tedious and repetitive, though.
Two weeks after you start, things start going wrong. Your boss's boss gets sacked, and everybody is getting called, one by one, into the corner office. The one with the shades drawn, and a dark shadow beneath the door. Lots of people aren't making it, and the last you see of them is as they collect their stuff and go. You're kind of disappointed to see many of the women in the office leaving. Not that you had a shot with them, but still... You're hoping to avoid the scrutiny of upper management, being a lowly intern, but it's not to be.
Then it's your turn. You open the door to the dim office, and before your eyes have a chance to adjust, you hear a feminine voice say, "Yes, you'll do." As your vision acclimates to the darkness, you see, seated behind a massive desk...

Who's your new boss? Will you have a job lined up when you graduate? What's your degree in?

>> No.22079307

Yes. Green tea.
So that's why it's raining.

>> No.22079310

powerful automatons are meant to milk their husband

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Of course!

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>> No.22079326

yeah, but i regret it. i wanted to get cool super powers like them 2hus but instead i got molested by the dragon.

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>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?

>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?

>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね!ちなみに胎生です。

>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)


>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)

>> No.22079371

>pregnant android battle maid
thank you KC

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Ain't it great?

>> No.22079414

This is getting stupid

>> No.22079427 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22079439

Water, but I wish it was my wife's milk.

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Sure is wurm in here!

>> No.22079458

Lover conquers all anon.

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>> No.22079469

You've been copypasting this from /tg/ since march.
I miss the old copypastafags. Remember Kevin?

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It's obviously a bot. Notice how they never respond to replies?

>> No.22079494

Maybe he got tenderly loved by Miia.

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Eros approves of this post.

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>Dark elf
Guess I'm getting a degree in being furniture.

>> No.22079622

I have no self control when I get in the writing mood, so we're going live again: https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t
someone please direct me to an artist to commission so i can get rid of this horrible seafood pizza cover art

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>pizza quest
I'm sorry what?

>> No.22079652

Future optometrist in the works...provided I can keep it in the pants long enough around the monoeye clientele.

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>Dark elf boss
Excellent luck.

>> No.22079681

At least business will be good, as long as you don't mind possibly being forced into a sexy nurse costume to pander to the monster clientele.

>> No.22079692

What's wrong with loligoats?

>> No.22079693

I'm just imagining it being a regular nurse's outfit, but with a tight speedo.

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Pizza is delicious.

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Best snek.

>> No.22079792

>Finally manage to get your hands on a decommissioned super heavy automaton
>boot her up
>"New User identified. As this unit will no longer participate in combat, please assign new designation. What is my purpose?"
>"…d-designation confirmed. This unit will serve as User's…Baby Factory."

>> No.22079806

Not all of them yet have their heads on pikes.

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They're merciless predators.

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Dick your rata!

>> No.22080012

Requesting your favorite greentexts

>> No.22080053

I am jealous as hell. Dark elf CEO/Boss is top tier.

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>> No.22080074

ah man, i wish i had that one greentext about the wight boss who kept punching holes in her wall just so her handyman employee would come over to her house and fix them

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>> No.22080112

Making a siege model into a matron/fabrication model is every man’s dream

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This one?

>> No.22080145

I want some of the lewd greentexts posted

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>> No.22080223

I'm not very comfortable with the whole Sabbath idea.

>> No.22080245

I'm pretty sure a familiar could massage me into it.

>> No.22080246

I'd like more lewd content in general.

>> No.22080255

No! Tomorrow is a work day!

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They can fix that.

>> No.22080276

Yetis are specially made for anal sex

>> No.22080278

Just join Shiro. They might be a bit demanding, but it is generally very calm and comfy.

>> No.22080290

>Giant Ant
I guess they're looking for architects

>> No.22080298

Their is probably a baphomet willing to not have a sabbath and take a mega potion for you. I mean marune inherited her mother's sabbath.

>> No.22080306

Desert Yetis need water, not beer!

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>> No.22080345

Hell yeah! Thanks anon.

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You're welcome.

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>> No.22080373

oh yes

>> No.22080376
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BEARy nice.

>> No.22080384

that bear looks uncomfortably shock, he should stop

>> No.22080398

It's a survival technique; he has no choice.

>> No.22080467

>Dragon Zombie
I'm confused, yet aroused

>> No.22080471

>when your mg wife pulls down your pants and spanks you

>> No.22080472

Imagine having to explain your wurm daughter she'll never fly like her ryu cousin.

>> No.22080492

Joke's on her! Her paws are too soft and fluffy to hurt at all!

>> No.22080504

Pretty sure her mom can chuck her through the sky at sufficient velocity.

>> No.22080521

But I didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.22080534

>Dragon zombie boss
>Is just figurehead of danuki accountant who secretly runs everything
>They promote you from intern to boss's assistant, aka boytoy
>Spend your days just getting doted by dragon zombie boss and hugging you then calling you "Warm~" occasionally
>At business meetings danuki brings you along, makes you sit on dragon boss lap
>When the internship is over you ask danuki if you have a job, she tells you to ask your boss
>When you ask dragon zombie she tells you she does have a job for you
>Full time husband

>> No.22080535

I like robots

>> No.22080561

Anubis Shenanigans are going on in the Company it seems.

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They're pretty good

>> No.22080589

I enjoy that one Ushi-Oni one because it pisses that one faggot off

>> No.22080595

I'm more than ok with this.

>> No.22080610

She'd settle for fondling and playing with your buttcheeks instead.

>> No.22080615

I'm ok with this, as long as it doesn't tickle too much.

>> No.22080617
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I love this guys art.

>> No.22080682

So that one guy really went to jail or were you fucking with me

>> No.22080695

Nobody knows.

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So do I.

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>> No.22080721

Since monstergirls are proactive ones, it can't be uncommon for them to be the ones to ask for man's hand in marriage. How would your waifu propose to you?

>> No.22080728

With my ween in her cunny.

>> No.22080733

By surprise eating me on our first encounter

>> No.22080735

She wouldn't really propose, she'd just pin my down on the bed and start showering me with kisses, saying that I'm hers while hugging me with her arms, wings and wrapping my leg with her tail.

>> No.22080738

Vorefag leave.

>> No.22080745

By painting me with her slime.

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>> No.22080750

Who else is gonna breed those worms?
I'll gladly sacrifice myself to them

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>> No.22080759

n i c e

>> No.22080772

Not bear bones pics
Very good

>> No.22080776

The campground is a little safer.

>> No.22080777
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The spice must flow.

>> No.22080778

My waifu is more of a submissive species, so we'd probably end up asking each other at almost the same time. It wouldn't be some major production, most likely when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.

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>> No.22080786

>when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.

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Well? would you?

>> No.22080793

I'd prefer a Paladin-chan.

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Tailets need not apply.

>> No.22080801

To corrupt?

>> No.22080805

I mean, she's my waifu anon. I've 'known' her in her current form for years now, as she has with me.

>> No.22080817

I'd play the role of the lordsel in distress and get "rescued" by her. After she made me her squire I'd start masturbating in her food and eventually molesting her in her sleep until she got corrupted enough to snap and rape me.

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>> No.22080838

cant there be monsters that are fascinated by the knightly stuff?

>> No.22080840

What mg species can be summoned is it just imps and demons or can others?

>> No.22080843
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Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.

I like when the corrupted women does knightly stuff still, but also lewd stuff.

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Martial arts snek.

>> No.22080858

World guide side 2 had a bunch of stuff about the various job classes of the monsterized heroes found in Lescatie not to mention the Dullahan breed itself.

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I love this artist.

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>> No.22080862

i meant more like larpers

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I'd like to vanilla corrupt a paladin. Just have her fall so in love with me that she'd fall all on her own.

>> No.22080889

good thing they're real

>> No.22080893

I wouldn't mind getting bodied by a dark brave and her adventuring party.

>> No.22080894

Same. His girls are great.

>> No.22080895

she'd take me somewhere beautiful and propose to me with a beautiful dick ring and puts it on my dick after i say yes to her

>> No.22080899

Funny and excellent art

>> No.22080900

muy bien

>> No.22080907
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Cute. I hope you get isekaied into MGE and are able to do that.

Dark braves are the best. I just want to be hard dommed by one during battle.

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If you were a super villain what species would your number 1 henchman(woman) be? what would your jaws, your oddjob be?

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I love horsepussy.

>> No.22080948

Literally lizardmen.
If you ever mention you're a actual knight they'll never leave you alone.

>> No.22080959

It's between a familiar and arch imp. The competition keeps them sharp.

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>> No.22080971

I'd just be the pet on the supervillainesses lap.

>> No.22080995
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And horsepussy loves you.

>> No.22080996

but they are in it for the warrior stuff
its not like they'd insist you'd keep your armor on while doing her.

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>> No.22081017
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Wanna bet?

>> No.22081028

Reminder that lolimanders are for impregnating

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His shitposts are quality, too.

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Help, I'm starting to fall for cuckhorse.

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A slightly unhinged, ancient evil Fox. Who tries to Starscream me every now an then.

>> No.22081056

That's a healthy and respectable relationship.

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>"oh hey anon its a shame you died and all that,anyways! welcome to valhalla! i have been waiting for you so lets get into the action!"

>> No.22081090

But I'm not a warrior.

>> No.22081092
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Can I have one in blueberry flavor?

>> No.22081102

Nothing wrong with liking best horse.

>> No.22081107

You're going there to serve warrior women that fell in battle.

>> No.22081110

some guy in this thread told me its wrong

>> No.22081115

She's seen your character in one of those "Em Em Ohs"

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What exactly do you mean by "serve"?

>> No.22081144

I wonder what the minimum requirement is to qualify as dying in battle.

>> No.22081150

Cook for them, bring them mead, pleasure them in bed.

>> No.22081155

Who the fuck cares what the thread thinks about your taste in monster girls, within reason.

>> No.22081165

serve and protect

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They must have a bad case of the gay.

>> No.22081182

Huge, armored, Jinko bodyguards!

>> No.22081199

Her eyes make this so much better.

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I too desire a villainous fox.

>> No.22081217

Reminder that a Dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

>> No.22081219

I want to release this ancient evil

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It's like she's looking at another girl, inviting them to join.

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>monster girls

>> No.22081250 [DELETED] 

Drinking? Nothing at the moment. I gotta pick up my niece from a soccer game and I may get some action so I don't want alcohol messing up my libido or erection.

>> No.22081256

I like collars. It implies that she likes to feel owned by you. It's really hot.
Chokers also work.

>> No.22081260
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Lolis like Vampires and Pharaohs are the most alluring, because the attitude makes her becoming soft putty in your hands that much sweeter.

The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest, big ego and butt. Adorable face, erotic body. High confidence, actually sensitive and full of weak spots.

>> No.22081265

Does the MGE say anything about branding? I did a search but didn't see anything. I figured that branding is a subject worth addressing when there are livestock types like holsts.

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Cute boat.

>> No.22081281

>When you accidentally ear the attention of undead nobility

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Yeah but oppai loli is still shit.

>> No.22081305

Is it autism for you?

>> No.22081306 [SPOILER] 
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Yeah, regular oppai is so much better.

>> No.22081308

cute wine goat

>> No.22081309 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22081325
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Social anxiety?

>> No.22081330

The question is what to do with the little automatons. Androids feel a sense of emptiness when they haven't been given a assignment.

>> No.22081332

I wonder what her sabbath is called?

>> No.22081337

>The Good Place except it's mge Valhalla and Anon is there by mistake
>enlists his valkyrie waifu to help him learn to be a true warrior so he can fit in
>Anon eventually figures out he's actually in an mge hell and his valkyrie waifu is actually a demon

I'd watch it.

>> No.22081342

He's not worth listening to.

>> No.22081343

satryos bar #700

>> No.22081349

we could always use more angelic/holy/"good" monster girls.

>> No.22081353

>illegal sandworm racing across the desert

>> No.22081364

A shit

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Are they graped?

>> No.22081383

>oppai baphomet leading a gaggle of wine goats.
>all the single men are invited to the back.
>men always leave married to one of thr wine goats.
Will you be the first to capture the bathos attention?

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Flat lolis only, everything else is shit

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>> No.22081438

you can grape monsters other than pharoahs????

>> No.22081440
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I want to fug a smug but shy lolibaba rata

>> No.22081452
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How new are you?

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You must have misread something, I was merely talking about how making a proud regal loli yours is the best.

>> No.22081466

>The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest,
>Little years and chest

??? I didn't misread shit

>> No.22081478

Not him, but jesus your retarded. He is clearly referring to her having little years and little chest. Your autistic fury over people liking oppai lolis has melted your brain.

>> No.22081491

words can't have different meanings to different people, ur le dumb, ur brain is le melted

>> No.22081493

>jesus your retarded

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cute librarian lolis in sweaters!

>> No.22081543

That Anon in the background looks like he's having second thoughts about starting a Weresheep farm.

>> No.22081544

but it doesn't cover runya's little arms!

>> No.22081546

best part

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>"Once upon a time there was a deadly forest nestled between two great mountains. Even adventurers avoided the grim, dark wood for fear of its many hazards; poisonous thorns, gaping pits of dagger-like rocks, and more still. The denizens of the forest, however, were kind creatures. Whenever someone entered the forest they'd do their very, very best to help them to safety."
>"The fairies of the forest had witnessed tragedy befall travelers many times and so they'd gently guide wayward humans to a safe exit. The elves as well, and the dryads, and most all who called the forest home. For they'd all seen how dangerous their home could be to outsiders and, loving humans, their hearts would ache with worry whenever they saw one."
>"The Manticore of the Wood, however, had never seen tragedy befall anyone else. She liked humans just as the other denizens of the wood did, but she also had a mean and teasing heart. She'd threaten to eat any traveler she came across, would tease them and strike fear into them all while chasing them to an exit and safety."
>"One day the Manticore of the Wood, while in the middle of her morning walk, came across a campsite. She could tell it was recent and a wicked, happy mischief filled her heart.
>"Oh, lost human, I have found your camp!" She shouted. "I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a fishing pole and tackle box, left abandoned by a stream. She sniffed the air and knew that a man had been there.
>"Oh, lost human, have you caught any fish?" She asked. "But all that swims and flies and walks in the forest belongs to me! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a scrap of clothing and a smear of blood left on a thornbush at the edge of the deepest, darkest part of the forest."
>"Oh, lost human, have you been hurt?" She asked loudly. "But your pain will only last as long as your life! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk."
>"Along her walk she came across more blood. And more. And yet more. Splattered across the ground, across trees, across thorns. Some here, some there...and eventually everywhere, as the further she walked the more she found. 'Too much', she thought, 'far too much'. More and more, she could no longer smell human-flesh as the odor of blood, a smell like spoiled copper, filled her nose. Her worry grew and grew and the mischief in her heart seized as she began to wonder in panic just how much blood a human could have. It was too much for her and she surrendered."
>"I was joking!" She screamed. "It was a joke! I will not gobble you up, human! I promise! Show yourself so that I may guide you to safety!"
>"But the Manticore of the Wood heard nothing. She followed the trail of blood farther and farther, long into the evening until she found herself in the deepest, darkest clutches of the wood where even she said she'd never venture. More blood, SO MUCH MORE BLOOD, but she could not find the man she sought."
>"I'm sorry! I'm not going to hurt you! Please come out! PLEASE!" She wailed and sobbed and stuck her nose into the dirt, desperate to catch a trail of a scent. She begged and cried until her voice no longer worked but, certain that her voice had been wasted, was soon lost herself and her sorrow gobbled her all up."

>The mother manticore closed the storybook with an unceremonious thud and punctuated the tale with a happy, toothy smile. "Welp, time for bed!"
>Her three daughters, huddled together within the same blanket like would-be victims rescued from a burning building, expressed varying degrees of shock. The youngest hiccup-sobbed in mucus-y grief, the middle daughter looked like a deer caught in headlights, and the tomboy eldest with the bandaged cheek and the tough, angry expression (despite the tears in her eyes) was the only one who spoke up.
>"Wh-...that's it!?"
>"That's it. Goodnight!"
>The youngest spoke, struggling through her snotty weeping. "B-but she still-she still found him, right?"
>"Awwwww, sweetie, don't cry. Of course, I'm sure she found the body eventually.
>This initiated a new wave of crying that far exceeded the intensity of what had come before. Beaming and satisfied the mother took the book with her and left.
>She passed by her husband on the way to her bedroom and answered him before he could ask. "School called. The girls were bullying some boy, held him down and threatened to 'eat his fingers'. I took care of it, shouldn't happen again."
>She said this oblivious to the entirely different set of problems she had just created.

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>> No.22081571

I love bare lolis https://i.imgur.com/MFtPETV.png

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There's a reason why familiars are the most popular ones from the sabbath

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>Apophis tries polymorph for the first time

>> No.22081613

because you can tell them to get rid of the disgusting tits on lolis? I agree!

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>> No.22081640

i would like to get familliar with her tits if you know what i am saying.

>> No.22081642
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Fuck flowers.

>> No.22081657

What happens if a flower you've planted and taken care of for years monsterizes?

>> No.22081674

Then you have among the most devoted of waifus.

>> No.22081675

Gonna give her a fluffy foot massage.

>> No.22081697

>gay flowers.

>> No.22081731
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>Feed me, Seymour!

>> No.22081736

>got deleted

Are greentexts not allowed anymore?

>> No.22081741

Simple, because they can cook

>> No.22081744

That's not a monstergirl image, sir

>> No.22081758

Pretty good edit, I too love young disrobed noble pears.

>> No.22081766



Maybe was too long? Salvaged here, I love mg fairy tale shit

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>> No.22081774

>Demons start to monsterlize the surrounding lands without any one noticing
>Go to water your plants in the green house
>Only find a bunch of plants girls arguing which one of them should be the one to marry you
>They all argue their merits and how they best cna please you and how you always waterd and took care of them the best and as such showing your love for them
>You just stand there while they argue
>They notice you
>You try to get out
>Thick rots and leaves block your way
>They think there's only one way to settle this
>That green house is now more or less a sex dungeon filled with your plant wives.

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>> No.22081802

What would a alaurne cactus look like? That's the only plant I like.

>> No.22081803

Dumb Lim.

>> No.22081809

I want to grow and cultivate hundreds of plant monstergirls and create a massive explosion of greenery which consumes the nearby city and turns it into a utopian forest retreat for all the various plantgirls.

>> No.22081821

Imagine a very prickly girl dancing to Cuban Pete. All while shooting 10,000 needles at you.

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>Law Enforcement Sting Operation/Raid on a Sabbath Facility

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>> No.22081837

It'd be fun to see how a lolibaba monster girl were to react to a shota asking her to be his partner at the children's dance when he mistakes her to be his own age.

>> No.22081846

What would you do if you came home to your monstergirl daughteru laying on your bed completely naked, surrounded by various sex toys and looking at you expectantly?

>> No.22081848

>Alraune with manticore personality and venom

>> No.22081859

But I don't even have a daughteru!

>> No.22081861

No, I'm not going to buy her lube if she blew all of her allowance on dildos.

>> No.22081869 [DELETED] 

Fuck off retard.

>> No.22081877

Obviously we're going to work our way through them all.

>> No.22081878
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Praise Eros!

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>> No.22081915

Technically it's not dicking her unless I actually put it in so I guess I can use them with her.

>> No.22081920

puppy cunny!

>> No.22081933
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Smart lim!

>> No.22081941

oh fuck

>> No.22081977

>Be in the desert
>Goddamn it's fucking hot, and when we say hot, it's hotter than the Devil's ballsack levels of dry heat
>But of course, you and Dale only packed PBR in the pick up. After all, why bring water to the FUCKING DESERT?
>Then to make matters worse, you can swear you hear Flamenco music
>No sooner than you want to keel over with the buzzards flying overhead, you see probably the most curvaceous Alraune you'd ever seen
>Except she's covered in needles
>Like a damned cactus
>Cactuses carry water...
>TFW you end up facing the wrath of 10,000 needles when you try to get a sip out of her tits

>> No.22081996

there's gotta be a huge city dedicated for the sabbath where everyone's either a powerful sabbath loli or a big onii-chan. a religious city capital, if you will. where every night is a black mass for chosen groups of sabbath girls, making onii-chans curious about lolis and what they like to do with human men in these nights. the city should have every single known species in loli form and the men are all foreigners from all over the world who migrate to the sabbath city for a healthier and virtuous life.

>> No.22081999

Is that honest best reply you can ever think off?

You do this ALL. THE. TIME.

>> No.22082022

>unoriginal twitter meme

>> No.22082027

Does Eros approve of anal with pear-shaped loli Cupids?

>> No.22082036

i'd marry a robot

>> No.22082059

What's a "rebellious phase" like for a mamono?
Do they wear less revealing clothing?

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>> No.22082072

Scholary lim. Queen of the City of Knowledge!

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When she's older, she'll probably ask her boyfriend for consent every time before sex.

>> No.22082111 [DELETED] 

Fuck off, retard.

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Icy mofu

Soft like freshly fallen snow

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>> No.22082158
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What are Siberian bear girls like?

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>> No.22082178

Strong, sex-crazed, snuggley, and kinda stinky

>> No.22082184

they play hockey, drink vodka, cook those sausage-on-a-stick things, drift on a fucking straight narrow lane of all things, and make absurd contraptions out of metal scraps and broken vehicles they find laying around near the gloomy ghettos of Kikimoraland

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Eurasian brown bears are the same species as grizzly, so probably not too different.
Polar bear MGs would be bigger and stronger. Hard to tell about their behavior, because on one hand RL polar bears are shier that grizzlies, but on the other hand are better hunters. In the end, they probably would be more aggressive in their pursuits, because it's harder to find a man in the wilderness.

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>Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.
There is a tsundere element I guess. Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess. I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.

>> No.22082242

>tail wags

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Something's not right here.

>> No.22082246

medium or large?

>> No.22082253

ever watched the movie annihilation?

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>> No.22082289

I bet they're both still useless for anything other than breeding.

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>There is a tsundere element I guess.
Could be. Lewd holy women acting pure in their lewdness is the best.
>Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess.
Yeah. Ties in with the last point that "pure" clothing being so lewd.
>I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.
Yeah it works for all holy women. Probably related to the whole the purer the women the better the corruption.

>> No.22082342

>corrupted a witch hunter, paladin-chan and order priestest
>They are now your party members on your lewd and exciting adventures.
Remember to relax at a hot spring after a quest sometime

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Same energy.

>> No.22082410

spirit bomb?

>> No.22082419
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>All three still want to "purify" you.
>each having their own unique way.
>Witch Hunter is very aggressive.
>Rides and milks you roughly
>calls you a vile heretic in dire need of her purifying.
>Order priestess is very gentle
>telling you how much she wants to save you.
>lots of kissing and handholding as she "takes in" the corruption.
Not sure about the paladin.

>> No.22082420

I still want to put it in

>> No.22082422

>one eternity later

>> No.22082424 [DELETED] 

Bad moth.

>> No.22082428 [DELETED] 

I don't like Dark Priests. They're weird and creepy.

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>> No.22082436

Paladin-chan is kuudere

>> No.22082439

I need a buff Jinko to French kiss

>> No.22082469
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Don't be like that.

>> No.22082471

God damn I wanna FUCK that robit

>> No.22082475


What's a paladin?

>> No.22082489

Do you think skeletons would enjoy Toblerone time?

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A fancy term for a knight.

>> No.22082494 [DELETED] 

Don't be like what? It's my personal opinion and I am allowed to have it!

>> No.22082499 [DELETED] 
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>Lizardman/Salamander guradswoman: "What is it citizen? If you've got to travel, by the Demon Lord and her husband's name, stay on the roads... It's the mushroom witches you see."

>You then assault the guardswoman

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "By Eros' fertile womb! Assault! ASSAULT!!!"

>You start backing up some feet away as the Lizardwoman/Salamander guradswoman starts to charge to you


>the Mamono guardswoman is then KO'd after one hit from you

>> No.22082510

So she is like:
>Paladin is Emotionless in her purifying.
>robotic in her pleasuring of you
>Tells you constantly how its her duty.
>asks you after how close to purity you are after each session.

>> No.22082514 [DELETED] 

Go the fuck back where you came from you annoying nigger faggot holy shit. What an absolute reddit post.

>> No.22082516

let me ask you this, do you have any recurring dreams anon?

>> No.22082533 [DELETED] 

Fuck off already you unwanted faggot. Take your autistic trash posts literally anywhere else.

>> No.22082545

you want the approval of your parents.

>> No.22082548

What would be the most slavic mg?

>> No.22082555

It’s actually warranted in this instance.

Get thee hence, knave.

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>> No.22082568

It's not the like post deserves anything else. This isn't an instance of an innocent person getting targeted.

>> No.22082569

what's the one on the right? does she rape a man too? if not, i don't care.

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>> No.22082579

>end up in prison because you accidentally took a loaf of bread from a place you weren't even aware was someone else's property
>dark ekf in the cell across from you rattles her cage
>"Hope you aren't getting too comfortable in there human. I've been waiting for a new toy to play with. You might think you're safe behind those bars, but once it's time to work the fields, I'm gonna take you somewhere nice and quiet, and step all over you. You better learn to appreciate it, too. If you do anything that'll alert the guards, they'll find out that we aren't working, and you're gonna be stuck here even longer. So be a good boy, and get used to being my doggy."

>> No.22082584

What if female human gets bitten by a werewolf, jabbed by a manticore spine, fed all sorts of slime, doused in ushi-oni blood, and thrown in a vat of Demon Energy?

>> No.22082589 [DELETED] 

Don't reply to him you stupid shit

>> No.22082596

Imagine fucking dragons.

>> No.22082598 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself, redditor.

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Goulash vodka lutefisk blyat

>> No.22082608

"Your knowledge of the land shall be great!" you know more than the Avatar

>> No.22082613

How about not being such a killjoy?

>> No.22082624 [DELETED] 

>Stop saying my obnoxious e-celeb reddit-tier shit is fucking stupid and needs to go somewhere else.

>> No.22082630

I am in need of a story premise because I got an itchy trigger finger right now on this fuckin' fountain pen.

>> No.22082634


She had a really bad day and out of sympathy, local authorities waive the outrageous hospital bill.

>> No.22082642

Good. Grab the kuudere loli's wide hips, stuff her fat butt and see cute reactions.

>> No.22082643 [DELETED] 

Roll a dice and use https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random whatever girl you land on you write a story for.

>> No.22082646

man gets raped by secretly corrupted nun.

>> No.22082663

Childhood friend from Ye Olde Village turns into a werewolf, sex happens

>> No.22082673

I feel like I pointed this out but half of those are nordic.
You want: track suit, depression, apartment blocks, regimes live and die in your lifetime.

>> No.22082685

A post-corruption childhood friend, now a kiki, is suffering Childhood Friend Syndrome as a new from-birth kiki has showed up and both are vying for the same mans hand.

>> No.22082704 [DELETED] 

Succubi leaving her husband that refuses to be corrupted for an Incubi.

>> No.22082712

I don't think you can refuse to incubi. It's like saying you refuse to get radiation poisoning to a leak reactor you share a living space with.

>> No.22082721 [DELETED] 

That's why she left for a man that isn't a cowardly loser about being an objectively better being.

>> No.22082725

not even him, but i clicked on it and got this, wow thanks random button https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ryugujo

>> No.22082729

A demon appears in a dude's room and offers him one wish, but warns him the wish will come with a catch. Dude wishes to become very handsome. She grants his wish and turns him extremely good looking, then teleports him to a NEET monster's room who wished for a hot boyfriend; the demon did it this way because her powers don't let her make a man out of thin air, and she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
>Wish granted, dear, and sorry for the delay
(I wanted to propose a genie, but halfway through I remembered that's not how they work in MGE, so pick whatever works for you)

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Once mamono recognize a man as their husband, then they ain't ever leaving. If he doesn't want to go incubus, they'll simply fuck him until he changes his mind.

>> No.22082759 [DELETED] 

>she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
So not only is she a fake, she's a liar too.

>> No.22082768 [DELETED] 

Or the reality is they leave for the objectively better option that actually loves monster girls

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>> No.22082791

Why do that when they can make the man into the man they want? If the incubi is already incubi'd half that process is out of her hands already.

>> No.22082800 [DELETED] 

If a man refuses to be an incubi it means they're an insecure beta that hates their wife and doesn't deserve them.

>> No.22082803

Bringing you waifu to orgasm on your cock is the best feeling. Change my mind.

>> No.22082814

You can love monstergirls without wanting to become a pseudo-monsterboy that gets his opinions directly beamed into his head from the Demon Lord.

>> No.22082823 [DELETED] 

>waa waa muh monster boys
Learn what setting you're talking about, sperg.

>> No.22082824

So the wife can use DE and make the man into the exact man they want. Make his weak beta mentality and body into an alpha Chad brain that wants her and sex in appropriate amounts and a body with the core strength and cardio to go at it for hours and of course a dick of the size she wants. If she just picks up a random incubi she won't get to do all that she just has to take him as he is mostly.

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>> No.22082837

Maybe the NEET monster's wish was too specific

>> No.22082847 [DELETED] 

Or she can dump the faggot and get with a male that's actually worth a fuck.

>> No.22082857

Why do that she she can have the man she wanted initially and just make him into a man that's actually worth the fuck? Best of both worlds and she doesn't have to go through all the effort of finding another man and running the roulette on whether his personality, body, capabilities and dick all match up to what she wants.

>> No.22082866

is there a spell that blocks the psychological effects of monster mana? like, have the mana change your body to become more sexual but not become a sex-crazed freak in the head?

>> No.22082868 [DELETED] 

Because he's a fucking loser that doesn't want to be objectively better than a human male in every single possible way. Dumping the loser and getting a better husband is the smarter choice.

>> No.22082871

How are incubi at all monsterboys? The only difference between a normal man is present in every Male hero as well. Do you think all heroes and incubi are monsterboys?

>> No.22082876 [DELETED] 

Chaos husbands.

>> No.22082877

Yes it's called hyperbole.

>> No.22082879

No and yes. Mega and pedo morphosis spells actively change your body into a new one but not your mind and use plain magic not DE to do so but that's it. DE is like radiation in the atmosphere and it will always effect your mind and body so long as your within its area of influence.

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Except it's not permanent and they can change back to their human form at any time.

>> No.22082890

They still have a human body they can easily change back into, but I guess your right. Still that's only one type of incubi. The vast majority are human.

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>> No.22082899

How is dumping the man you originally fell in love with at that you can forcibly mold into an objectively better man mentally and physically while keeping the parts of him you fell in love with originally in exchange for an already set Male that can be cut and edited a smarter choice?
That's like saying you can have whichever Ferrari is on the lot but you don't know the features it comes with or the price when you're a Ferrari manufacturer and can use custom order your own Ferrari to exacting specs but somehow it's the thinking mans choice to pick the former over the latter.

>> No.22082902

That sounds rather contrived.

>> No.22082908 [DELETED] 

Dumping a fucking loser that doesn't want to become an incubi is like tossing out a scrap metal piece of shit car for a BMW.

>> No.22082918

Why are you even replying. The concept of dumping or divorcing your husband isn't even possible for monsters.

>> No.22082924 [DELETED] 

Reminder that once Incubi become more common regular humans will be walking NTR bait.

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In MGE, the definition of a "monster" is a being whose life force is comprised of demonic energy (or "mamono mana" if you prefer that term). Non-monsters, which includes humans, primarily–but would also include beings like uncorrupted elves, dwarves, and angels–are classified as such by the fact that their life force is comprised of spirit energy, the "yang" to demonic energy's "yin".

A key difference between demonic and spirit energy is that beings of spirit energy can generate that energy naturally within their bodies, whereas beings of demonic energy can only replenish their energy by consuming spirit energy and converting it into demonic energy.

Human females have a naturally weaker internal spirit energy generation capacity than males, but they make up for it with their ability to passively absorb ambient energy from the environment. When human females monsterize, they do so because they have been exposed to enough demonic energy to corrupt, suppress, and finally extinguish their spirit energy production. Devoid of spirit energy, their bodies latch on to the only energy now available to them–demonic energy–and transform into full fledged monsters.

In the case of incubi, their bodies never stop producing spirit energy. In fact, an incubus's spirit energy generation greatly exceeds that of a normal human man. Therefore, they are not monsters, in the strictest sense. They are beings of spirit energy who have been altered via demonic energy without actually becoming beings of demonic energy.

We call incubi who go all the way to becoming beings of demonic energy "alps"–it's right in the profile that the path to alphood goes: human->incubus->alp, even though the incubus phase may be so short as to appear nonexistent. But of course, that process requires a very specific mindset, to say the least

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>> No.22082935 [DELETED] 

Icubi are pseudo monster boys. They can even get fucking monster bits you dumb retard

>> No.22082938

Because it's funny to watch him try to go against that fact plus all the shit that invalidates his shit in the setting.
Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants with the exact features she wants but you're dumb enough to think its smarter to try the open market of pre-made pre-used cars that come unchangeably built with wide ranging features and no guarantees it will have what you want without unwanted additions or won't come with exactly what you want at all.

>> No.22082949

Lutefisk is great 2bh

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>They can even get fucking monster bits

>> No.22082951 [DELETED] 

>Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants
She can do that with a better male.

>> No.22082954

It's a /mgt/ in name only. The real subject is about sperging over 'my reality > your reality' ad nauseum until you win the argument because nobody wants to talk to you.

That, and spamming 'fuck off' in as many forms as possible due to lack of nothing better to say.

>> No.22082958 [DELETED] 

>Horns are not monster bits
>Eyes turning into monster eyes doesn't count
>Turning into a squid creature doesn't count
>turning into a male slime doesn't count
Based retard.

>> No.22082966

I rate this two thumbs up. Good job friend.
Only problem is that I though I saw that incubi produce both types of energy which is why the infinite energy boosting exists. I am probably wrong as it's been a while but clarification or correctioning would be nice.

>> No.22082975

Literally only chaos incubi which are a small minority of incubi.

Where does it say incubi gain those? All it mentions is fat loss and age reduction.

>> No.22082978 [DELETED] 

Monster girls are untrustworthy whores.

>> No.22082979

You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes and yes the chaos hubands are shit. Incubi themselves are not monsterboys, just human males with demon energy.

>> No.22082981

She can do that with any Male. Might as well be the Male she first fell in love with rather than having to pick up a different one of unknown quality and personality and everything else and having to make all that up ontop of the basic transformation to.
Thinking mans choice is take the Male that already has one thing you want and fix the rest up rather than taking a Male that has who knows what and running the risk of it not being what you want meaning more work for the same results.

>> No.22082982 [DELETED] 

>It only counts when I want it to count

>You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes
You do.

>> No.22082987 [DELETED] 

The shitty human faggot obviously doesn't love her, why should she love him?

>> No.22082989

This. They only pretend to like you for a free meal ticket. They only claim to care about you as long as they can steal your semen.

>> No.22082994

Incubi do not produce demonic energy. They produce spirit energy, which MGs "refine" into large quantities of demonic energy. The demonic energy released can then give husband back the energy he spent and then some.
This is where the feedback loop comes from.

>> No.22082997

Monster girls are like parasites that feed off of human men. They are druggies that will do anything for their fix of spirit energy.

>> No.22082999

>has demonic energy
>gets altered and transformed by demonic energy like monsters do
>gets mentally altered to think like monsters do
>somehow still not a monsterboy

>> No.22083000

Thank you for the correction anon. Also makes a lot more sense now that I think about it for a bit.

>> No.22083004 [DELETED] 

You think the anons that shitpost like this are just incredibly insecure about themselves and do this to force themselves to believe that monster girls are horrible, awful people to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real?

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Wait, what?

>> No.22083010

They try to convince us monsters girls have all the faults of human girls. The whole appeal of them is that they don't have any of the faults or foibles of human women. So, they're basically just shitposting for the sake of it.

>> No.22083012 [DELETED] 

KC confirmed that Incubi can get things like horns if they want.

>> No.22083018

Citation needed. I do remember the baphomet story had an incubus's eyes turning purple though.

>> No.22083023

Not him but heres the breakdown.
Men can make spirit energy but not demonic energy.
Mamano can make demonic energy but not spirit energy.
Both can infuse the other with their energy.
Men can hold demonic energy within them but they can't make it internally(spirit energy prevents that which is why alps only alp after they use the demonic energy to destroy their spirit energy making capabilities) as spirit energy prevents such things and acts a protective buffer.
This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed or human man but more.
Demonic energy feeds off spirit energy and gets boosted by it.
Demonic energy makes men better and better men produce more spirit energy.
It's all flavors of mana and more mana means more better.
Mamano infuse men with their demonic energy, this demonic energy boosts men, boosted men make more spirit energy, men infuse mamano with spirit energy, this spirit energy feeds demonic energy production in mamano meaning they now produce more demonic energy, repeat.
Incubi make spirit energy but can contain demonic energy both of which improve them as individuals which means they produce more spirit energy. They ultimately contain both energy types but they only directly make one type internally.
Mamano are the inverse just switch demonic and spirit energy.

>> No.22083025 [DELETED] 

His Q&A.

>> No.22083027

>to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real
Monster girls will fuck anything with a dick though. They have no standards.

>> No.22083032

Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place. The rest of the equation she can fix entirely. Theres no reason to move on when she can do that.

>> No.22083033 [DELETED] 

>This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed
So monster boys.

>> No.22083034

Guess this means even someone like you has a chance

>> No.22083040

They study and adventure or become somebody's lolibot lover

>> No.22083042 [DELETED] 

>Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place.
She thought she did. But now she realizes that it was just a mistake.

>> No.22083047

Why the fuck would a succ waste her time with some faggot bitch boy when she can easily get a real man who can satisfy her? A sex demon like her can have any man she wants.

>> No.22083055 [DELETED] 

>Monster girls will fuck any unmarried man with a dick though

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>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.

>> No.22083066

>author literally says something
>nuh uh it doesn't count because I said so!

>> No.22083067 [DELETED] 

>Chaos husbands
>Monster boy potions
It's only a matter of time, sperg.

>> No.22083069

Again thank you for clarification. Makes a lot more sense now.
Also shouldn't have use halfbreed as it's not even true. Human male but better is a fine descriptor.

>> No.22083076

The same reason idiots continue to push their argument rather than give up at the slightest degree of resistance.

>> No.22083079 [DELETED] 

>Human male but better is a fine descriptor.
So monster boys.

>> No.22083082

Well I guess a wizard is a monster too because he can use magics and alter himself.

>> No.22083085 [DELETED] 

>dodging the point
As expected

>> No.22083086

When will mods move these dumpster fire threads to /trash/ already?

>> No.22083089

Check the Q&A. Incubi get some "small" monster bits sometimes. Monster like eyes, horns, wings to fly with if their wives fly, heat and/or cold resistance if their wives are native to areas of extreme temperatures, much more robust bodies to deal with wives that weigh literal metric shit tons or have sharp features that would ruin a normal mans soft body, etc.

>> No.22083091 [DELETED] 

Soon, hopefully.

>> No.22083096

You forgot to mention the part where the wizard has no demonic energy or other monster influence.

>> No.22083098

Do you call masterchief a monster boy? Or in setting do you think all male heroes are monsterboys?

>> No.22083108

I want to have sex with a hellhound.

>> No.22083110 [DELETED] 

>xbox trash reference
Holy fucking shit kill yourself you underage redditor. The absolute fucking state of monster boy niggers.

>> No.22083111

See the next bit. She can already have any man she wants using the man on hand.
>she thought she did
Then she can fix that up to. The point is she already has the man on hand and she can mold him up.
Why throw out perfectly usable clay then have to go out and find more to start the process up when you have this perfectly usable clay on hand already. Its just adding a step and all the effort that comes with it for zero reason or extra payoff.

>> No.22083113

>butthurt native underwent cell division.

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t.Sithnigger who wants excuse to post

>> No.22083120 [DELETED] 

see >>22083056

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>> No.22083125 [DELETED] 

>Why throw out perfectly usable clay
Except it's not usable. It's a fucking waste that doesn't actually work how it should be working. All she's doing is being smart and getting better clay that does it's job.

>> No.22083129

Is the incubi = monsterboys idea /monster/ thing?

>> No.22083133

Quit replying to blatant trolls.

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>"Look, anon, it's the cheetahs, they're pretty fast but nowhere near as cool as me, right?"

>> No.22083136

I want a hellhound to roughly dominate and abuse me, then tenderly cuddle me and pet my head while calling me a good boy.

>> No.22083146

Hellhounds are hot.

>> No.22083147

All clay is the same, anon. Why throw out clay you have and waste all the time and effort of finding new clay someone already did up when you could just spend that time and effort making the clay on hand exactly what you want.
It's like saying it's better to pick up a project someone already did work on and waste all the time and expend effort changing the parts you don't want that they did up before beginning the actual shaping process.
It's just pants on head retarded.

>> No.22083148

inject mana into their food and have the ocelomy challenge them to a race to see who's the fastest!

>> No.22083150

Incubi look exactly like human men, but sometimes with weird eye iris color like purple or red, that's it.

>chaos monsters
A separate thing.

>> No.22083156

I want a hellhound to dominate me and fuck me extremely hard, but call me a good boy and say she loves me at the same time

>> No.22083159

Its just refugees getting out of hand again and the troll posters that keep trying to get this thread shipped out from their "pure" /jp/ trying to team up with them as if the mods and owner didn't shove us here in the first place exactly because this board is the containment board for weeb shit.
It'll pass like it always does.

>> No.22083161
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No, it's a /tg/ thing. KC has basically demolished every grimderp interpretation of MGE, so they've been reduced to screeching about "muh humanity!"

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You may actually be shit out of luck there. They explicitly never treat men roughly (wild sex is as far as they go) and see men as frail and something to protect.
If you want a pseudo-abusive relationship you're gonna need a Manticore or Ogre.

>> No.22083167 [DELETED] 

>It's separate when I want it to be.

>> No.22083169

Apparently, you can't have that. She'll just dump you and leave you for someone better because fuck you, that's why.

May you find your respective hounds, and may you cherish one another to the end of your days.

>> No.22083172

I really have a thing for Ocelomes, we got quite a bit of ocelots around here, wild ones (some tamed) and the fact that they are so fat and docile is really charming

>> No.22083174 [DELETED] 

>All clay is the same, anon
Not this clay. It's dried up trash that should be thrown out.

>> No.22083181

I want to use a Lilim's dark matter ball like a katamari.

>> No.22083184 [DELETED] 

Monster girls don't love you.

>> No.22083186

I dont think so. You can usually a /tg/ fag from the way they post (>>22083159). I think he is right in calling it just average trolls.

>> No.22083193 [DELETED] 

Reminder that white men would have no chance at getting with a monster girl.

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Do you like octopus thighs?

>> No.22083198

Her mamono mana will protect me no matter how rough and abusive she gets though.

>> No.22083203 [DELETED] 

Get the fuck out

>> No.22083206

yes, but only if the scylla's not ugly

>> No.22083209

The point is that she won't even go there, as opposed to the other mentioned species.

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>Marry hellhound
>Think you'll be in high speed Fast and Furious type movie adventurers for the rest of your life
>After about 10 years she slows down immensely after the kids and everything
>Still dominates you in the bedroom but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
>Not what you expected but you wouldn't trade this life for anything in the world
>Then once the kids finally head off to college she hits you with 10 ton truck of built up lust for all the times you were interrupted by them

>> No.22083213

But /tg/ has like 12 true to KC's setting settings, something like 8 inbetweeners that keep to KC's intent, 3 or so that allow for direct conflict but keep MG's true to character, 1 that's against KC's intent, and some basic funtime world building ideas that didn't really go anywhere that range from being 100% KC style to 1 singular instance of Red Order. Something like 99.9% of /tg/ MG shit is pro-MG/KC. Even the writefags are pro-MG/KC.

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I prefer squid thighs.

>> No.22083245

Friendly reminder that this is the only correct way to hold a loli monstergirl.

>> No.22083253 [DELETED] 

Fuck off /tg/ you obnoxious nigger.

>> No.22083262

>obnoxious nigger.
I'm not him but you're one to talk anon. Seriously man, this amount of consistent negativity can't be good for you.

>> No.22083270 [DELETED] 

/tg/ crossboarders have been fucking cancerous shitposting faggots every single time they infest these threads. Go back now.

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Y'know, I do wonder if MGs would even care that much about kids barging in.
Most of them strike me as the types who would address them without even missing a beat while riding you.

>> No.22083278

That if you're holding her from behind, and grabbing her ass with both hands if holding from the front.

>> No.22083281

If anything, it would be like the sex ed scene from 'Monty Python's Meaning of Life'

>> No.22083282

How many times must I instruct you cretins to not try to argue with people who are acting extremely unreasonable? Do you truly think that you can convince someone who acts so hostile towards you? Don't feed them.

>> No.22083284 [DELETED] 

I'm not from /tg/ anon, though I don't imagine you'd ever believe that. I must say that your lack of self-awarness in the whole 'fucking cancerous shitposting faggots' department is incredibly unhealthy.

>> No.22083292 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself, /tg/.

>> No.22083295

Please sir
Please heed >>22083282

>> No.22083298 [DELETED] 

>don't converse with anyone unless they metaphorically suck your dick at every opportunity.
Pure reddit.

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Siberian White Horns

>> No.22083316

I want a hellhound to viscously tear out my throat with her wicked claws so I may finally feel the sweet release of death.

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>> No.22083339 [DELETED] 

>Screech like an autistic retard whenever someone makes a slightly out-of-line post
>Thread is now infested with shitposters every thread
Any of you anons ever hear about the Streisand effect? I think you'd find it quite enlightening.

>> No.22083350

Local necromancers thank you for the generous contribution.

>> No.22083351 [DELETED] 

>dude just let me post absolute trash and accept it lol
Off yourself

>> No.22083356 [DELETED] 

>Why doesn't everyone just post what I want? Reee
Hahaha it's rare to see someone who's such a fucking pussy on 4chan. No wonder people like to pick on you.

>> No.22083366 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself, shitposter.

>> No.22083369 [DELETED] 

I want to watch my waifu fuck a monster boy!

>> No.22083371

>if you don't accept shitposters you are a pussy

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Do liches sell parts for those looking to make patchwork zombies? I'm in the market for a lot of undead MEAT.

>> No.22083376

I haven't fallen to the point where I cry because someone posts something on my boards, so I don't think I will.
Yeah, and how has telling them to kill themselves worked so far blockhead?

>> No.22083378 [DELETED] 

I want to watch my waifu fuck a nigger!

>> No.22083379

Or you could just report the real shitposters and not show everyone what a whiny bitch you are.

>> No.22083381

Please just stop replying to the dude. I'm fucking begging you. You will not convince him and you're just causing more off-topic posts. I'm asking you because you seem a little less unreasonable.

>> No.22083382 [DELETED] 

>tfw no futa monster girls
Why are you people so unfun?

>> No.22083385

Ignoring the arguing on the Peruvian Cuisine thread, i wonder if the writefag picked any of the replies

>> No.22083390 [DELETED] 

Don't try to reason with these spergs bro. They are too autistic.

>> No.22083391 [DELETED] 

I gave up hope on this thread a long time ago, friend. I used to think that this was a good place to gather info and talk about the MGE world a few years back. But then people started to screech at anything they deemed slightly out of line, and conjure up arguments about monster boys out of fucking nowhere. If you want to stop the derailment of this thread, you're about 4 years too late.

>> No.22083402 [DELETED] 

t. shitposting nigger assmad that people called him a faggot.

>> No.22083406 [DELETED] 

KC's gone down on record as saying he doesn't care if you OC them in just don't ever expect him to ever write it in himself.

>> No.22083411 [DELETED] 

Oh please. The only people who would get mad because someone called them a faggot on the internet is thin-skinned children like you. You seemed to have mistaken this thread for one of your Tumblr safe spaces, so why don't you skedaddle back there?

>> No.22083414 [DELETED] 

.t mad nigger faggot.

>> No.22083416

Stop replying to him you fucking idiot.

>> No.22083421

You have to go back.

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>> No.22083428 [DELETED] 

Go away futafaggot.

>> No.22083430

I want to see yan moth in Regura's art style

>> No.22083439 [DELETED] 

Okay. Say I do stop replying to him. What does that accomplish? He's one of the bajillion shitposters brought on by this thread's hostility. Every single twitter twat who's ever screeched when someone didn't use their pronouns them has learned the lesson that crying on the internet doesn't make the big bad bullies go away. How the people here haven't learned that is beyond me.

>> No.22083440 [DELETED] 

Post your favorite stories

>> No.22083443 [DELETED] 

Go somewhere else if you want to post trash like fatshit, futa, monster boys, ntr or alps.

>> No.22083444 [DELETED] 


>> No.22083446

Have you ever considered the fact that he's doing it intentionally? I thought that was obvious at this point.

>> No.22083450

i wish there were rape doujins with the same amount of sexiness as these two but with different mamono species

>> No.22083454
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Marry eels.

>> No.22083458 [DELETED] 

Watch eels fuck male eels.

>> No.22083460

They keep slipping away.

>> No.22083464 [DELETED] 

It's confirmed. Monsterboys are now officially part of these threads.

>> No.22083466 [DELETED] 

The only trash here is you, and everyone like you. I'd rather read about alps that read posts where you think "kill youself faggot" is some kind of magic spell to get rid of shitposters.
Of course he's doing it intentionally. That's what shitposters do. The fuckoff fellow I'm currently responding to, on the other hand, has the same mindset as reddit mods. But since he has no power to ban people, he just cries like a baby until they go away.

>> No.22083468 [DELETED] 

>I'd rather read about alps
Then go somewhere else.

>> No.22083472

>Everyone is stupid except me

>> No.22083475

They have been a part of these threads for as long as chaos monsters have existed.

>> No.22083481 [DELETED] 

Maybe now anons won't be such bigots about people wanting to have fun with MGE.

>> No.22083485 [DELETED] 

Nah, I'll stay right here you moralizing faggot. And you are completely powerless to stop me.
>Think screeching at shitposters will make them stop
>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
If you do have intelligence, please show me. I'd be delighted.

>> No.22083489 [DELETED] 

>>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
They don't. Alps and monster boys have no place.

>> No.22083495 [DELETED] 

It was a pig walking on its hind legs

>> No.22083498 [DELETED] 

Delusional as well as stupid. I hope your parents don't feed you any expensive food. It'd be a complete waste of money.

>> No.22083504

>draw 2 human thighs and tentacles coming out from behind
>call it squid thighs

>> No.22083507 [DELETED] 

Go to /lgbt/ if you want to talk about monster boys and alps.

>> No.22083509 [DELETED] 

I think anons only hate monster boys because they are insecure. They know a monster girl (or human woman, for that matter) would never settle for them when they can instead go for a far superior monster boy.

>> No.22083518 [DELETED] 

Why don't you make your own thread if you're so against things that are canon in MGE, you whinging child. In case you don't have eyes, this is a thread largely about MGE, and you don't have any authority to say that these things can't be discussed.

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Friendly reminder.

>> No.22083521

it's a fantasy setting for fun and good-vibes, chill out.

>> No.22083522

Who gives a fuck about that mega faggot KC.

>> No.22083523 [DELETED] 

>Voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

>> No.22083524
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ants are surprisingly useful. too bad they're underrated

>> No.22083526 [DELETED] 

Get going, faglord.

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They can't really compete with bees.

>> No.22083529 [DELETED] 

People that aren't retarded monster boy faggots.

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ohohoho but that can change

>> No.22083537

KC said that he likes monster boys though.

>> No.22083545

KC also said he will never put in monsterboys and futa.

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Why not butterface?

>> No.22083551 [DELETED] 

Monster boy trash is also not in MGE and never will be.

>> No.22083556

And who's gonna make me? You? As I said, you're a whinging child who has no power over me or anyone else. So keep screaming until you're blue in the face. Hopefully you choke yourself to death.

>> No.22083557

>bees can fly and have multiple arms for "multitasking" in the bedroom
>spiders have similar lower bodies, but can also tie up human boys with webbing for gentle femdom bondage
I fail to see ants' advantage.

>> No.22083558 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.22083566 [DELETED] 

Go make your monster boy thread then and stop shitting this place up, retard.

>> No.22083567

>Jinko boss

>> No.22083571
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ants can turn into ant arachne. imagine the transition of species. it's an interesting scenario. bees on the other hand will just cover you in honey and rape you, i mean c'mon wheres the special moment when it comes to bees??

>> No.22083572

Don't think I will. Why don't you make your own monster girl canon that doesn't have monsterboys, doesn't have any alps, then make your own thread about it, dumbfuck.

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>> No.22083577 [DELETED] 

Go somewhere else if you want to talk about monster boys. This place isn't for you.

>> No.22083578

>inb4 'don't think i will'

>> No.22083580

A temporary potion does not mean monster boys are accepted. Hell even chaos husbands all retain the ability to go back to be human at will.

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Post goats.

>> No.22083588

>ant arachne
I may like lazy girls from time to time, but they're just moochers

>> No.22083589

As I said, you're delusional as well as stupid. If you want to deny MGE canon why are you in an MGE thread.
>Monster boys in MGE does not mean monster boys are excepted.
You are a simple boy aren't you.

>> No.22083592

is she winning?

>> No.22083594 [DELETED] 

You are not welcome. Mods have proven time and time again that monster boys aren't for this place.

>> No.22083596

Mods are fags.

>> No.22083597

i wonder if there's a written story out there about a hard-working ant arachne, would be interesting already.

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what i miss?

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Nothing, really.

>> No.22083607

go to sleep baphy, it'll be the witching hour soon, get some rest.

>> No.22083608

Business as usual. Go back to sleep. 'Early pecker gets the wyrm' or something like that.

>> No.22083612

>Mods decide everything
So you're a redditor then. Go back there.

>> No.22083613

I really should be going to bed, i wake up at 5am, and go to work at 7. (it's 10pm rn)

>> No.22083614

she's huffing so i guess not

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>> No.22083618 [DELETED] 

Rules exist, retard.

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>> No.22083624

>shitposting faggot gets blown the fuck out so hard that he's just spamming monsterboy shit now

>> No.22083625

So do monsterboys in MGE. Don't pretend to start caring about reality now, you delusional fuckwit.

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I want to play games with monster girls...

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I'm so glad anons have finally accepted that monster boys aren't some evil thing that can never be shown.

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>over 6 hours of sleep

>> No.22083635 [DELETED] 

>So do monsterboys in MGE

>> No.22083638

>Blue Oni
Do I have to marry her Red Oni sisters that work there as well?

>> No.22083639

Fine. I worded it poorly. Still this thread does not accept everything KC has as canon. Thus any talk of males or incubi in should be assumed to be normal human men or normal human men with big dicks.

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Cats and dogs should be friends.

>> No.22083642

What kind of games would a titania play?
Please don't play Doom in front of your titania onee-chan. It's too scary for her.

>> No.22083645

Do they have anything from the early punk years? I’d love to get an original copy of ‘Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols’!

>> No.22083646

Based retard

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>> No.22083653

Doesn't help that these retards start acting up as soon as i want to go to bed, fucking have fun with the retard storm.

This shit just seems like the case of a little girl who forces her way into playing what the boys are playing, but then gets upset when she has to play by the boy's rules.
TL;DR nigger we didnt ask you to be here, assimilate or get the fuck out

>> No.22083654

definitely nothing that'll make her chuck a fairy into the pixie pit with all the other naughty pixies.
so no mario party.

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Don't get so angry because people want to talk about something that exists in MGE

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>> No.22083669

did i ask you to be here?

>> No.22083673

Nobody cares about what you might or might not accept. If it's part of the canon, you deal with it or find a different canon. And you certainly don't attack people who actually do want to follow canon.
Ironic, coming from a reddit-spacing moralfag.

>> No.22083677

>be mods
>warn guy for something non lewd
>do nothing with obvious spam and trolling.
Why are they so fucking useless.

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I don't have to care about what an impenitent child screeches about when I'm discussing something that exists in MGE's setting.

>> No.22083684

>>22083673 anything that isnt nigh unreadable unformated block of text is reddit spacing, just your spacing in this reply is reddit formatting

>> No.22083686 [DELETED] 

>everything I don't like is spamming and trolling

>> No.22083688

I'd let them fuck my wife

>> No.22083692 [DELETED] 

Just ignore them, anon. Nobody is breaking any rules so it's not like they can cry to the mods about anything.

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>> No.22083696

they don't actually give a shit they just slap what people report once enough reports have been made.
Ex: one single anon went on a tism spree and reported like 20 posts. Mods saw that for whatever reason this place was getting a lot of reports and just lazily deleted whatever was reported.
You could do the same but for any post containing a vowel and the retards would delete them. That exact thing has been tested and yielded results before fyi.

>> No.22083699

Just curious if he is perma'd or not really.

btw, ctrl+f [deleted] for me is at 105, oof

>> No.22083701

how does she deal with her bunyip neighbors?

>> No.22083703

fuck me that sounds shit.

>> No.22083706 [DELETED] 

Redditfag and a newfag who defends reddit spacing, and you have the gall to tell others to get out.

>> No.22083711

reddit spacing is such a nothing issue anyways, compared to issues that are/were current present in this thread.

>> No.22083720 [DELETED] 

>What does that accomplish?
He loses one venue to shitting up the thread

>> No.22083721

Doubtful. A far bit if mine get done up in such temper tantrums and I'm still kicking. They only do warnings and bans on actual violations otherwise alp posters would be extinct.
You'd almost think they were bots set to autopilot if you didn't know about the discords.

>> No.22083735
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i want to draw umi osho next, any cool ideas as to what i should draw while involving the turtle cutie?

>> No.22083736

I kinda wish I knew what discords these are, just to laugh at them, but wew lad, discord "raiding" (or organized shitposting, whatever you wanna call it) is so fucking gay, it's unreal.

>> No.22083748

Hogtied turtle

>> No.22083753

She should be tied up.

>> No.22083756

The thread are becoming unbearable with all the crossboarding scum trying to impose their shit

>> No.22083765

I told you guys to oust the refugees but noooo.

>> No.22083768

That picture pretty much proves that the ideal umi osho situation is shibari. So seconding the others.

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>> No.22083784
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>tfw no Baph to sexually tease me

>> No.22083795

These threads have been garbage for a long time.

>> No.22083800

what a bully goat

>> No.22083809

I like sexually inept baphos with suave familiars.

>> No.22083815
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what do you pack for your daughteru's lunch? also i feel oversized strawberry juice pyramids are a must for vamp skeeters

>> No.22083826

Wish I had that oversized strawberry juice pyramid as a kid. Had to settle for that toxic ecto cooler crap.

>> No.22083827

Ah yes, the two ideals for baphomets: Teasing lolidoms and doting imoutos.

>> No.22083830

What's with japan and the pyramid packaging anyway?

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>ecto cooler hi-c
that's because they're meant for ghosts

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it's a mystery

>> No.22083843

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with strawberry jelly (or something else with peanut butter), a snack food like crackers or pretzels, a fruit like strawberries or apples, a few of her favorite candies, and some milk.

>> No.22083861
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What would a night on the town with a sandworm be like?

>> No.22083864

A sandwich, some apples, and a drink,

>> No.22083875

lots of disturbing rumbling and panic everywhere unless she's in her lamia form, then she would feel uncomfortable not being able to dig underground like she's use to, maybe it'll be a fun first experience for her on the surface world while you, being with her, teach her about surface world life

>> No.22083879

Just a massive bottle full of my cum.

>> No.22083880
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Is this a Latenight or Nav pic?

>> No.22083893

>random bar in downtown MGC
>everything starts rumbling and and shaking
>bottles fall and break
>a fan falls from the ceiling
>everyone panics and hits the deck
>mid carnage a giant hole opens up in the middle of the bar area and several people fall in never to be seen again
>the shaking stops and out pops anon and his sandworm girlfriend acting like nothing happened

>> No.22083898

It's Nav

>> No.22083904

Milk, some veggie, and bone-in meat.

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A shame.

>> No.22083913 [DELETED] 

go home gamerboi

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>> No.22083928

how embarrassing that she ended up in a situation like this!

>> No.22083943
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what is she, a slime? is having solids floating in her body embarrassing enough for her to only want fluids only instead? dark slimes must be more confident then I thought, they have a core floating in them the whole time

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>> No.22083951

Cum is a liquid anon, you don't have some kind of weird condition do you?

>> No.22083957

somebody draw this please

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i love titania so much, she needs lots of love

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oh no no, i'm asking why she can't eat regular solid food instead of a big thing of cum. also i can easily imagine slimes finding it embarrassing to have objects floating inside them where everyone can see

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>> No.22083970

Oh. I'm not sure slimes do eat solid food.

>> No.22083971

I bet slimes also get embarrassed by having cum floating in weird places inside them. It shows their husband is a pervert. Like having some in her ankle or brain.

>> No.22083973

I would pump lots of love inside her, if you know what I mean

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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.22083984
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The church has now armed itself with heavy weapons to deter Mamono.

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How would an MGC professor handle this?

>> No.22083988

imagine a dildo or a penis-shaped stone floating in her lower body signalling other monsters that the slime doesn't have a husband yet. must feel extra embarrassing for her

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Polar Bears are also one of the few large carnivores to actively prey on humans when they get the chance. Tigers are another. I read once that as far as animals go humans actually taste pretty bad even to other predators

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We've got heavier weapons.

>> No.22083997

By getting the fuck out this board you fucking tourist

>> No.22083998

Link to the doujin?

>> No.22084004
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I think this is it: https://exhentai.org/g/1280225/e1578290aa/

>> No.22084006

i think a mamono professor would want an explanation first before dropping the student out since sex is not obscene to monsters.

>> No.22084008

Neato anon, thanks.

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You're welcome.

>> No.22084014

How else is a momonika nureonago going to accessorize?

>> No.22084017

Fuck off Ace.

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Something popular like /pol/ I can understand (although it's still pathetic), but I never understood the unironic mental illnesses you would need to try to shit up a sfw vanilla monstergirl thread on 4chan

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>> No.22084028

How would you react to the announcement of a serialized slice of life manga based on mge. However it is overseen by KC and the actual manga is drawn and written by Hiro Mashima.

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>> No.22084034

Humans taste poorly in general due to our diets especially westerners.
Assuming you get a "decent" cut of human it would just taste like stringy and tough poor grade pork. Our offal can often be poisonous, especially the liver and the only decent thing about us is our bone marrow and even that tends to be iffy.

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Nice ass on that doughragon.

>> No.22084040

Guy who wrote Rave, fairy tail, and edens zero.

>> No.22084050

Disappointment. Not a fan of Hiro.

>> No.22084052

I'd ask if it contains alps.

>> No.22084056

I'd sorta understand it if it was people who hated monster girls shitposting, like all the furry raids way back, but trying to shit up a thread about a topic you like because the posters don't care about your own circlejerk is some next level autism. I get that it hurts them, but damn.

>> No.22084061 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22084067

Every thread

>> No.22084070

Does your waifu cry during sex anon?
Do YOU cry during sex anon?

>> No.22084071

Until you like it

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>> No.22084075

>Objective: Protect nee-chan.

>> No.22084091

We're in to some pretty intense BDSM, but I don't think there'd ever be any full-on sobbing on either of our parts anon. Maybe some joyful tearing up on the really meaningful nights, but other than that not really.

>> No.22084099

and what about your daughteru?

>> No.22084103
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I need Goosebumps, but with Monster Girls.

>> No.22084108

She's not a cryer either anon.

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>> No.22084132

>Billy gets blown chapter
>scene when the mc billy gets sucked and fucked dry by nurse lich.
Hot. I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.

>> No.22084137

>I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.

>> No.22084144

>Lich infiltrates a school to harvest all the shota cum
>the lolis have to track her down and defeat her before she can steal their boys

>> No.22084173

Never read goosebumps. Didn't they always end up as a bad end? Thus a shots getting drained?

>> No.22084179

Nice. I can't wait to see the end of the "mysterious mrs.nemod".

>> No.22084181

Or the lolis end up with the shotas but they're all captured by the Lich and kept for her experiments.

>> No.22084182

I haven't either, dunno lol

>> No.22084185

Two dark. More likely would be that the lolis end up with the shotas, but the lolis are permanently turned into adults.

>> No.22084192

>the lolis are permanently turned into adults
How terrible!

>> No.22084196

I mean, if they're books made to scare little kids I don't think having the lolis turned into adults would be all that scary. This way it's an actual bad end but they still get good husbands.

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R.L.Stine is a visionary!

>> No.22084204

The goosebumps movie would actually be good in this universe.

>> No.22084214

Ah I see then.

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>> No.22084229

All I am imagining is that it becomes a straight up porno involving on of the guys and a sexy werewolf or hellhound. Which is a good thing if I am being honest.

>> No.22084237
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>The Hellhound you brought to life with writing is laying waste to the frozen meat section
>And even after all this time she still remembers your scent

>> No.22084262

Sounds lewd.

>> No.22084269

>'Hey roomie, some friends from hell are coming over to crash, you don't mind do ya?'
>I, wait, what?
>(Screaming hell portal opens in the middle of the room)

>> No.22084291

The worst part about a Hellhound pinning you down is that you can’t reach up to pat her head

>> No.22084317

>but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
Fuck off

>> No.22084330

Not even once?

>> No.22084345

>wanting to dom your waifu

>> No.22084348

Mana is stored in the breasts

>> No.22084385
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Hug your bear.

>> No.22084404

I still say that coconut stand is the best idea

>> No.22084413

Lying on the back, unable to get back up and looking flustered. Not quite what Anon was expecting from a wise turtle.

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When the thread sleeps, the mice get to work!

it's only stealing if you get caught!

>> No.22084456

to soon...

>> No.22084628
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New wife picture? What god do you and your wife worship? I worship Eros because it just helps me love my wife more!

>> No.22084645

What species is your wife?

>> No.22084646

Cow god for increased production.

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A bit off color in that picture, but shes a lich!

>> No.22084656

Ah ok. Then yeah I pray to Hathor for fertility, Eros for love, and the fallen god for lust. My wife was an order nun and has changed to warrior nun for all three. Her most fervent support is for Eros. I also follow the three, but am unsure on what one I support the most.

>> No.22084752

All three? That sounds like a very dangerous wife.
>worships Hathor, Eros, and the fallen god
>she's a walking fertility goddess with permanent heart pupils and a mind filled with sex
>all of her tenants feed into each other perfectly
>her heightened lust drives her to mate with you, allowing her to share her love for you and try to wring you of all your baby-batter
>her strengthened love for you urges her to bear your children and feeds her libido for passionate mating sex
>her empowered fertility allows her to birth you daughters, the manifestation of her love for you, and increases her hunger for the part of you that makes such an act possible
Such a wife is truly a gift from the goddesses that I'd do anything to have.

>> No.22084762

All the monster gods really. That includes demon lord herself

>> No.22084774

Yeah exactly! I pray every day to all three for gifting me such a wife! Of course i also thank the demonlord for allowing me to have her at all!

>> No.22084895

What the hell was I thinking when I took the internship working for a massive waste disposal corporation?

>> No.22084901

They would be full blown porn flick adaptations of the books. Undead and demons would have that market cornered.

>> No.22084925

She has a devil put aside for me?

>> No.22085002

Will you do the fandango?

>> No.22085009

nice tail

>> No.22085016

I'm going to put on a nice suit, some blackface and an afro and I'm going to block her access to the pool.

>> No.22085035

That takes me back

>> No.22085042

>take my bike home from work
>ten minutes later it's pouring cats and dogs
Thanks for covering my commute, Ryu-chan!

>> No.22085065

When the pool is closed, is that not love?

>> No.22085100

I love the rain so bring it on Ryu-chan!

>> No.22085104

I don't think that's a standard Nun outfit.

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>> No.22085138

Maybe Hel to become an immortal undead or, since she is a chaos monster, a cult worshiping the abyssal gods but I would like to know more about them first.

>> No.22085264

Wait till you see what the mikos are wearing then.

>> No.22085308

You ever have days where you just want to wake up to a face full of Centaur pussy?

>> No.22085344

Yeah. Every day.

>> No.22085398

only if it's after i've incubized and whitehorn-san kept me warm all night by laying on top of me.

>> No.22085408

And then you shove your entire arm in it

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What kind of weather is best for Orcs?

>> No.22085529
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>> No.22085537

Nationalist fox!

>> No.22085542

You know what's kinda weird? We don't associate P'orcs with truffles, not even in a "they want YOUR truffle(penis)" kind of way.

That's one of the more obvious associations but neither KC nor us really do it.

>> No.22085546

Truffle pigs aren't exactly an everyday occurrence. I don't even know what one tastes like.
Truffle, not pig. I know what pig tastes like.

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You have failed me again, Executus!

>> No.22085603

Don’t say that so loudly, you’re making them blush.

>> No.22085608

it must be so rare for a lava golem to find a husband

>> No.22085609

Pigs are shameless hedonists, they won't blush.

>> No.22085616

Primitive tribes throw many virgin men down volcanoes

>> No.22085623

can i make an mg blush when i pull out the speculum?

>> No.22085630

>High heels
>long legs
>tight skirt,
>great skin
>Inducing thoughts of sin…

>> No.22085631

blushing = aroused != embarrassed

>> No.22085636

I see, so it was math.

>> No.22085643

I want to make an Italian P'orc embarrassed by calling her "Porco Dia". Not even sexually, just make her groan at a stupid pun.

>> No.22085647

Post pictures of this.

>> No.22085648

>top coat
>top hat
>don’t worry cause my wallet’s fat
>black shades
>white gloves
>looking sharp
>looking for love...

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Cute oven.

>> No.22085665
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People always blame discords, but 90% of discord raids hit porn boards, specifically /gif/ and /h/. The megafaggots are the ones coming from twitter and shit to nab images because they're physically incapable of searching pixiv or a booru. The threads, and even /jp/ barely had an identity but now we have newfags pretending that only redditors misuse double spacing or replying to decent posts with "use a fucking pastebin" instead of the classic tl;dr. I won't say it's cancer–new generations are meant to come and go–but it's always gonna be obnoxious.
But, that's just the grumpy old faggot talking. The threads haven't degenerate to the point of posting basedjak every other image, so it's not even remotely close to the absolute fucking garbage /k/ and /v/ ended up in, and that's part of the main reason I'm still here. Also, I really, really fucking love monstergirls, so there's that.

>> No.22085671

>, just to laugh at them,
You ain't fooling me

>> No.22085678

There's a world of difference between telling someone to use pastebin and tl;dr though. One is helpful advice and the other is a dismissal.

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>click-clack click-clack click-clack

>> No.22085698

Not always

>> No.22085702

>black coat
>black shoes
>black hat
The girls a time bomb...

>> No.22085703

Better than squeaky boots

>> No.22085724

non-waifu monster parts that you want to touch.
>familiar puff

>> No.22085725

I mean if you need more than two posts to drop something, yeah, but saying a post that didn't even hit the 5000 character limit deserves it's own pastebin is just plain ridiculous.

>> No.22085740

I don't think my wife would worship any god but I would be an Ares follower.

>> No.22085746

i agree, i'm not about to open a link for a post or two of green.

>> No.22085752

Oh shit, I can't swim. At least this explains where the fuck all of these barnacles came from. How much weed was I smoking? I hope the chick from the 3rd floor didn't get fired, I need her THC-free bladder juice. But not in a weird way. Wait a minute, you can't even get urine samples underwater. Hell yes, everything's coming up anon today! I'm going to enjoy my new career at... Underwater Salvage, Reclamation, and Adult Entertainment LLC? Damn it, I don't have the technical training for underwater operations, man. Shit, just realized that I can't smoke underwater either...

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>> No.22085792
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Eel ears.

>> No.22085805

I don't want to buy any more fucking Thin Mints, and winogoat is objectively better. Also, loligoats get carded everywhere, and their fake ID's say they're underage.

>> No.22085811

She's pretty cute. Why do people bitch about barnacles again?

>> No.22085819
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Stupid sexy kikis and their built-in clackers

>> No.22085839
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Probably because some people still think they take multiple husbands at once.

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>> No.22085863

Orange juice

>> No.22085879

I hope my kiki never finds out that kiki legs make me diamonds. I don't need my kiki thinking she can be smug around her master.

>> No.22085883
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Bat wings

>> No.22085898

>gyaru bat
How does she tan if she's nocturnal?

>> No.22085905
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Sharp teeth.

>> No.22085931

In a tanning salon

>> No.22085934
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Tanning lotion.

>> No.22085936

i love gyaru monsters so much. i love her already

>> No.22085941

i wish more girls had those

>> No.22085967
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Me too.

>> No.22086009

Just sleep outside

>> No.22086067
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Fox or raccoon?

>> No.22086082

Always the fox

>> No.22086111

I want to touch shark skin. Imagine the rough texture, those amazing muscles coiled below the taught skin, and the throbbing as your spirit energy drains from your hands. Must be heavenly.

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>> No.22086124

Slime texture (particularly shog)

>> No.22086129

Mershark is another girl on the list of MGs that can make you cum just from hugging.

They're probably very smug and aggressive about it, too.

>> No.22086136

I only would ever touch my waifu.

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Titania wings.

>> No.22086216

But which parts would you touch the most?

>> No.22086228

Hellhound's fluff.

>> No.22086268
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>> No.22086348

I want to grope and molest my loli Night Gaunt wife's slimy flat little chest.

>> No.22086354
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>on the style
>correct english script
Whenever I see some random English script in Japanese art I wonder. Do Japanese artists know basic amounts of english or do they just put it through a translator and then copy it?

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>> No.22086427
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>> No.22086476

What's happening at the bottom?

>> No.22086491

Pslime going on a rampage.

>> No.22086503


>> No.22086510

Raccoons are pretty good too.

>> No.22086511

Pslime said it's not her though and pslime chan never lies! Plus she is wearing religious symbols so you know she is extra trust worthy.

>> No.22086517

What a hat!

>> No.22086518

I want to surprise full Nelson a MGC dark elf LEO.

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>> No.22086543

Meh no longer interested. Not even worth a key.

>> No.22086561


>> No.22086566

Law enforcement officer or LEO for short.

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>> No.22086602

Key for what?

>> No.22086603

TF2 key

>> No.22086632
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Worst monster girl teachers
>Inflexible strict class and schedule
>If school closes down for a day she's thrown completely off course
>Starts constantly complaining about how she won't get to cover everything
>This complaining causes her to lose more class time for teaching
>But she never changes her test to reflect this so it'll be on the test even if she never went over it
>Will never negotiate grades or dare listen to some lowly student of hers
>If you ever ask a question she'll insult you then just repeat herself from earlier
>If you ask her to explain it in a different way she'll just insult you then ignore you

>> No.22086640

Give her a surprise dicking after class. That'll change her tune

>> No.22086651
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Jabberwock-she'll give you a passing grade for sexual favours even if your academic performance is terrible.

>> No.22086666

>Jabberwock fucks every student of hers
>Gets awarded best teacher of the year for her classes' outstanding preformance

>> No.22086672

Lich-sensei is a genuine genius, but is too autistic to properly explain questions of students if they don't understand something.

>> No.22086681

I think I was in one of her classes.

>> No.22086685

get your 3dpd outta here.

>> No.22086690

She's just bitter none of her male students has a crush on her.

>> No.22086696

Maybe they'd have a crush on her if she fucked them like jabberwock-san did

>> No.22086706

>Hellhound gym teacher
>Under no circumstances will she allow boys to be put in danger of injury
>for the most part this means that the class gets split by gender and the girls get to do all the fun stuff because “they can take it”
>it’s a piss-easy grade but it’s pretty dull usually
>on days where the class hits the weights room, you all must have an MG partner to watch you
>you always keep getting picked by this weird oomukade
>[heavy breathing]

>> No.22086710

Slander and liable on poor barnacle-chan. S m h. She can't help it that she's a doormat for the tentacle types. If she can't stand up to Scylla then she might as well have pleats or creases. Due to having to continuously fold before the denizens of the deep.

>> No.22086718

>one day she senses a crush from a male student
>she confronts him on it
>”Do you enjoy my regal appearance? My soft fur? My intellectual mind?”
>”Honestly, miss, I uh-um, I’m a bit of a masochist.”
>”The way you torture us students, kinda excites me. Its like I’m holding on to the edge of life or death each day.”

>> No.22086732

>working woman

>> No.22086738

>Night classes?
>[Rape face in multiple choice format]
Nah. Just don't, anon.

>> No.22086747

Why are legos so expensive now?

>> No.22086760


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>> No.22086772

Because they actually work as opposed to knock-offs.
Although nowadays minecraft is a lot cheaper.

>> No.22086773

Monsters (with the possible exception of bicorns, though that is only towards bringing other women into her man's harem) are monogamous. Once they had their first taste of a man they stick around for life. Longer if she is demonic or undead.

>> No.22086774

Superior Netherlands Engineering

>> No.22086790

That jabberwock is acting like a typical 3dpd fucking everyone.

>> No.22086802


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I had a crush on our stern esl teacher in high school
once she made a hymen joke at me that nobody else got

>> No.22086816

Isnt r9k mostly trannies now?

>> No.22086822

>no longer allowed to dislike slut monstergirls.

>> No.22086832


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Typical 3dpd's don't fuck everyone.
They fuck everyone but (you).
Slut monstergirls fuck literally everyone.

>> No.22086871

Aside from >22086666 >22086802 being the perfect storm of bait that will make that guy legitimately flip out later, what's wrong with >>22086651? Inb4 there's nothing in the Wonderland fossil record to indicate academic dishonesty.

>> No.22086884

Even Cwc was able to get laid

>> No.22086892

No you're not
Off to the reeducation camp for you .

>> No.22086897

I never had crush on anyone really, I never felt love whatsoever either
look where he is now.

>> No.22086901

Technically ahead of you

>> No.22086904

Wock-sensei's private lessons are for her favorite student only.

>> No.22086910
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Regarding >22086868 and the like: Wow, it really is going down-hill over here. Take my up-goat, weeb pals. Y'all are going to need a drink, try and spread out the reeing to avoid aneurysms...

>> No.22086916

>I never felt love whatsoever either

>> No.22086929

the only thing he's ahead of me is his brain's decay before death.

>> No.22086968

Where do you think we are?

>> No.22086970

>>22086651 implies she fucks all her students.

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>> No.22086997

Because barnacles are really fucking gross creatures

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>> No.22087027

It just passed me trough the years, I mean I feel sexual desire and urge to fuck females, but nothing more. I wish I did tho.

>> No.22087030

Spats make for excellent wedgies.

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>I never felt love whatsoever either

>> No.22087035

By a prostitute

>> No.22087045

Eros is cute CUTE!

>> No.22087067

>You will never be her errand boy
Feels bad

>> No.22087086

I bet Eros and her entire cupid squad would be mad as shit at me. Maybe its probably for the best that the portals will never open.

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>> No.22087093

Why did fatfags have to claim eros

>> No.22087110

I never either

>> No.22087111

He got it done

>> No.22087117

You cant have a love goddess without love handles

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This is the perfect body for a love goddess.
Love isn't lustful rutting.

>> No.22087134

Yes you can and those are called fat rolls

>> No.22087135

I still want to see a buff Houri

>> No.22087139

I bet she's a dork who loves watching people get all lovey dovey.

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>> No.22087146

id fuck this
but I wouldt marry

>> No.22087151
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Just had another comm come in from Nano, its a sketch sheet of the wife in various fun outfits. He always does such a great job.

>> No.22087156

Sounds cute!

>> No.22087160
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You're going to hell, anon

>> No.22087162

Same here. I have familial love, but never/nothing romantic

>> No.22087166
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I, too, know this feel. My ever expanding apathy knows no limits.

>> No.22087167

>When a snake gets caught in your fishnet

>> No.22087168

Nice wife anon.

>> No.22087174

Loli Salamander tail

>> No.22087178

i have only felt love toward fictional characters

>> No.22087182

I see you're a patrician of taste, as all Witch waifus must have a hat that rivals Beatrice or Logan. To do otherwise would be heretical.

>> No.22087187

Doesn't really count though

>> No.22087188 [DELETED] 

So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

>> No.22087192

I want to be her foot stool

>> No.22087193
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So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Whoops, forgot the most important part.

>> No.22087194

Crap the birds have discovered invisibility.

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>> No.22087200

Aaaaayyyy. Ya got me. They are some sneaky ones. She came back to visibility for someone. Might be you, man.

>> No.22087209

[ X ] Aphrodite wants to know your location

>> No.22087213
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Its becoming scary how much you guys resemble me. Change while you can, this life is shit.

>> No.22087228

I think most of us are in this position, although to be honest I see it as a blessing instead of a curse at this point All my friends and family are getting messy divorces/breaking up/are way more miserable than I am. Relationships with 3Ds aren't the nice fairy tale happy ending we'd get with monsters

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>> No.22087244

Thanks, anon!
Yeah, when it comes to witch hats its go large or go home. It can double up as an umbrella!
She's more of the gentle loving femdom sort at heart

>> No.22087256

Cute awoo.

>> No.22087257

i never had a crush and even when i had a gf,
granted she was sort of forced on me.

>> No.22087263

A whole lotta emotionally dead people ITT

>> No.22087289

I had a few crushes in my life and all of them passed with time. I doubt I'll ever find out what it's like to be genuinely in romantic love, but that's probably for the better.

>> No.22087290

i feel things for fictional characters,
thats not dead.

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Based and dicepilled. Quite true, man. Additionally, we've got more class than whoever the hell these shitposting autists are. Did I miss the periodic flip out, or did that dude finally learn about weed?

>> No.22087301

why do they call it crush?

>> No.22087306

>This (>>22087193) is class to /tg/fags
It is such a wonder no one likes you.

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>replying to an 18-hour-old post from a dead shitstorm

>> No.22087330

So you deleted your post to include a monster girl pic and feel like you'll get included because you're "posting related pics". Fuck off nigger

>> No.22087336

I’m emotional, just not romantically interested in anything or anyone.

>> No.22087341

Aw, I'm going to cry in my beer. At any rate, recall that class is relative. Beggars can't be choosers etc. Also, you missed the pun, man. That is why no one invites you to parties. ;)
Been busy, but thanks for the heads up. Guess I'll catch the next one. The shitstorms are looking to have a more legitimate basis than usual if some of the crap is becoming standard. At least the new guys are slowly but surely catching up to canon, right?
Newfag detected. Is your logic normally that bad or did you have to practice grinding the pathetic remnants of your brain through shit-chan?

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Such is life

>> No.22087349

you have to go back

>> No.22087360

I love my waifu but I have never loved a 3D woman.

>> No.22087364

I have romantic feelings, it’s just that they have never applied to any girl that didn’t at least have animal ears for my entire goddamn life. I was messed in the head from the start.
This fact necessarily disqualifies real people from being the target.

>> No.22087366

Fuck off knob and socks.

>> No.22087367

have you told your therapist this?

>> No.22087373

Why would I tell anyone I know?

>> No.22087375

Where do you think we are?

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I would remind her why we won the war. By conquering her like Rance and taking her as my bride once I have her knocked up with our little kits.

>> No.22087380

I'm somewhat similar, but its only applied to 2D women. Even before I had the internet I liked April O'neil from the animated TMNT back in the 90s and anime only made this issue much worse. Real women just can't compare.

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>> No.22087389

hell apparently

>> No.22087397

I'm not emotionally dead, I'd just rather live with my comfy fantasies that probably won't ever happen rather than live a life of misery and denial with a 3D.

>> No.22087403

Sup. I can't, the autism nouveau of this thread both draws the eye and a sense of existential horror that puts Yugi autism to shame. You guys are getting it worse than we did when DnDers collectively crapped their pants en masse.

>> No.22087414

what you doin home so early?

>> No.22087416

What’s wrong with YuGiOh?

>> No.22087421

What do you expect from a thread full of women-hating incels?

>> No.22087425

Only 100 days left until Christmas anon! It's never too early to think about happy holiday times with your monster waifu!

>> No.22087429

Hey fuck you buddy, my celibacy is 100% voluntary. Also I don't 'hate' anybody, hate isn't worth my time.

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If it’s not even Thanksgiving yet it is far too early, Ms. Nuki.

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>> No.22087443

>Taking the bait
Anyone using incel on any board is a troll.

>> No.22087446

Same here.