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What are you drinking tonight?

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>> No.22079287

>>22079285
Tea.

>> No.22079293
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>>22079287
Tea?

>> No.22079294
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22079294

Have you been to your local shrine, Anon? Ryu-chan is getting lonely ever since all her Shirohebis left on maternity leave

>> No.22079305
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It's your second-to-last semester of college, and you've finally found an internship. It sounds like it will mostly be data entry, fetching coffee, and other small tasks. You did some research, and it's a large company. You're not sure exactly what they do, and the information on the corporate structure was a bit fuzzy, but everything points to them expanding. So you go into things hoping to turn this unpaid summer internship into a job when you graduate next year. The offices on the 30th floor of the tall glass and steel building quickly become a familiar, and even welcoming place. When you started, you thought they'd be dismissive of somebody with no experience, but you end up getting helpful advice about your career from people who used to be in your position. The data entry is tedious and repetitive, though.
Two weeks after you start, things start going wrong. Your boss's boss gets sacked, and everybody is getting called, one by one, into the corner office. The one with the shades drawn, and a dark shadow beneath the door. Lots of people aren't making it, and the last you see of them is as they collect their stuff and go. You're kind of disappointed to see many of the women in the office leaving. Not that you had a shot with them, but still... You're hoping to avoid the scrutiny of upper management, being a lowly intern, but it's not to be.
Then it's your turn. You open the door to the dim office, and before your eyes have a chance to adjust, you hear a feminine voice say, "Yes, you'll do." As your vision acclimates to the darkness, you see, seated behind a massive desk...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Who's your new boss? Will you have a job lined up when you graduate? What's your degree in?

>> No.22079307

>>22079293
Yes. Green tea.
>>22079294
So that's why it's raining.

>> No.22079310

powerful automatons are meant to milk their husband

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>>22079294
Of course!

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>> No.22079326

>>22079294
yeah, but i regret it. i wanted to get cool super powers like them 2hus but instead i got molested by the dragon.

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>>22079310
>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?

>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?

>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね!ちなみに胎生です。

>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)

>ちなみに子供がうめる様になったのは流石に機能が最初から備わっていたというわけではなく、夫の精を得ることでそれをエネルギーにそのために必要な機能とパーツを自己生成しているのに近いといいますか

>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)
Nice

>> No.22079371

>>22079345
>pregnant android battle maid
thank you KC

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>>22079371
Ain't it great?

>> No.22079414

>>22079345
This is getting stupid

>> No.22079427 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22079439

>>22079285
Water, but I wish it was my wife's milk.

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22079441

ENTER THE REALM OF CHAOS
YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN
AS YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING
THERE'S NO PLACE LEFT TO RUN

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>>22079414
Sure is wurm in here!

>> No.22079458

>>22079414
Lover conquers all anon.

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>>22079441

>> No.22079469

>>22079427
You've been copypasting this from /tg/ since march.
I miss the old copypastafags. Remember Kevin?

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>>22079469
It's obviously a bot. Notice how they never respond to replies?

>> No.22079494

>>22079469
Maybe he got tenderly loved by Miia.

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>>22079494
Awww...

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>>22079458
Eros approves of this post.

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>>22079305
>Dark elf
Guess I'm getting a degree in being furniture.

>> No.22079622

I have no self control when I get in the writing mood, so we're going live again: https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t
someone please direct me to an artist to commission so i can get rid of this horrible seafood pizza cover art

>> No.22079641

>>22079305
>Baphomet
OH NO. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN THE INTERNSHIP

>> No.22079649
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>>22079622
>pizza quest
I'm sorry what?

>> No.22079652

>>22079305
>Gazer
Future optometrist in the works...provided I can keep it in the pants long enough around the monoeye clientele.

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>>22079606
>Dark elf boss
Excellent luck.

>> No.22079681

>>22079652
At least business will be good, as long as you don't mind possibly being forced into a sexy nurse costume to pander to the monster clientele.

>> No.22079692

>>22079641
What's wrong with loligoats?

>> No.22079693

>>22079681
I'm just imagining it being a regular nurse's outfit, but with a tight speedo.

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>>22079649
Pizza is delicious.

>> No.22079747
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Best snek.

>> No.22079792

>Finally manage to get your hands on a decommissioned super heavy automaton
>boot her up
>"New User identified. As this unit will no longer participate in combat, please assign new designation. What is my purpose?"
>"…"
>"…d-designation confirmed. This unit will serve as User's…Baby Factory."

>> No.22079806

>>22079692
Not all of them yet have their heads on pikes.

>> No.22079826
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>>22079692
They're merciless predators.

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Dick your rata!

>> No.22080012

Requesting your favorite greentexts

>> No.22080053

>>22079606
>>22079653
I am jealous as hell. Dark elf CEO/Boss is top tier.

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>> No.22080074

>>22080012
ah man, i wish i had that one greentext about the wight boss who kept punching holes in her wall just so her handyman employee would come over to her house and fix them

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>>22080012

>> No.22080112

>>22079792
Making a siege model into a matron/fabrication model is every man’s dream

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>>22080074
This one?

>> No.22080145

>>22080012
I want some of the lewd greentexts posted

>> No.22080164
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>>22079285
Beer!

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>>22080164

>> No.22080223

>>22079692
I'm not very comfortable with the whole Sabbath idea.

>> No.22080245

>>22080223
I'm pretty sure a familiar could massage me into it.

>> No.22080246

>>22080145
I'd like more lewd content in general.

>> No.22080255

>>22080164
No! Tomorrow is a work day!

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>>22080223
They can fix that.

>> No.22080276

>>22080204
>>22080164
Yetis are specially made for anal sex

>> No.22080278

>>22080223
Just join Shiro. They might be a bit demanding, but it is generally very calm and comfy.

>> No.22080290

>>22079305
>Giant Ant
I guess they're looking for architects

>> No.22080298

>>22080223
Their is probably a baphomet willing to not have a sabbath and take a mega potion for you. I mean marune inherited her mother's sabbath.

>> No.22080306

>>22080204
Desert Yetis need water, not beer!

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https://exhentai.org/g/1483320/ab537f3546/

>> No.22080345

>>22080123
Hell yeah! Thanks anon.

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>>22080345
You're welcome.

>> No.22080365

https://i.imgur.com/P20GXij.png

>> No.22080373

>>22080365
oh yes

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>>22080365
BEARy nice.

>> No.22080384

>>22080365
that bear looks uncomfortably shock, he should stop

>> No.22080398

>>22080384
It's a survival technique; he has no choice.

>> No.22080467

>>22079305
>Dragon Zombie
I'm confused, yet aroused

>> No.22080471

>when your mg wife pulls down your pants and spanks you

>> No.22080472

Imagine having to explain your wurm daughter she'll never fly like her ryu cousin.

>> No.22080492

>>22080471
Joke's on her! Her paws are too soft and fluffy to hurt at all!

>> No.22080504

>>22080472
Pretty sure her mom can chuck her through the sky at sufficient velocity.

>> No.22080521

>>22080471
But I didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.22080534

>>22080467
>Dragon zombie boss
>Is just figurehead of danuki accountant who secretly runs everything
>They promote you from intern to boss's assistant, aka boytoy
>Spend your days just getting doted by dragon zombie boss and hugging you then calling you "Warm~" occasionally
>At business meetings danuki brings you along, makes you sit on dragon boss lap
>When the internship is over you ask danuki if you have a job, she tells you to ask your boss
>When you ask dragon zombie she tells you she does have a job for you
>Full time husband

>> No.22080535

I like robots

>> No.22080561

>>22079305
>Mummy
Anubis Shenanigans are going on in the Company it seems.

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>>22080535
They're pretty good

>> No.22080589

>>22080012
I enjoy that one Ushi-Oni one because it pisses that one faggot off

>> No.22080595

>>22080534
I'm more than ok with this.

>> No.22080610

>>22080492
She'd settle for fondling and playing with your buttcheeks instead.

>> No.22080615

>>22080610
I'm ok with this, as long as it doesn't tickle too much.

>> No.22080617
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>>22080566
I love this guys art.

>> No.22080682

So that one guy really went to jail or were you fucking with me

>> No.22080695

>>22080682
Nobody knows.

>> No.22080700
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>>22080535
So do I.

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>>22080535
>>22080700

>> No.22080721

Since monstergirls are proactive ones, it can't be uncommon for them to be the ones to ask for man's hand in marriage. How would your waifu propose to you?

>> No.22080728

>>22080721
With my ween in her cunny.

>> No.22080733

>>22080721
By surprise eating me on our first encounter

>> No.22080735

>>22080721
She wouldn't really propose, she'd just pin my down on the bed and start showering me with kisses, saying that I'm hers while hugging me with her arms, wings and wrapping my leg with her tail.

>> No.22080738

>>22080733
Vorefag leave.

>> No.22080745

>>22080721
By painting me with her slime.

>> No.22080746
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>>22080738

>> No.22080750

>>22080738
Who else is gonna breed those worms?
I'll gladly sacrifice myself to them

>> No.22080751

>>22080365
https://i.imgur.com/0Dr8Piq.png
https://i.imgur.com/cYb1ZeX.png

>> No.22080759

>>22080751
n i c e

>> No.22080772

>>22080751
Not bear bones pics
Very good

>> No.22080776

>>22080751
The campground is a little safer.

>> No.22080777
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>>22080750
The spice must flow.

>> No.22080778

>>22080721
My waifu is more of a submissive species, so we'd probably end up asking each other at almost the same time. It wouldn't be some major production, most likely when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.

>> No.22080785
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Wyverns.

>> No.22080786

>>22080778
>when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.
Sluts.

>> No.22080787
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Well? would you?

>> No.22080793

>>22080787
I'd prefer a Paladin-chan.

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>>22080787
Tailets need not apply.

>> No.22080801

>>22080793
To corrupt?

>> No.22080805

>>22080786
I mean, she's my waifu anon. I've 'known' her in her current form for years now, as she has with me.

>> No.22080817

>>22080801
I'd play the role of the lordsel in distress and get "rescued" by her. After she made me her squire I'd start masturbating in her food and eventually molesting her in her sleep until she got corrupted enough to snap and rape me.

>> No.22080829
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>>22080801
Yes.

>> No.22080838

>>22080793
cant there be monsters that are fascinated by the knightly stuff?

>> No.22080840

What mg species can be summoned is it just imps and demons or can others?

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>>22080793
>>22080801
Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.

>>22080838
I like when the corrupted women does knightly stuff still, but also lewd stuff.

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22080845

Martial arts snek.

>> No.22080858

>>22080838
World guide side 2 had a bunch of stuff about the various job classes of the monsterized heroes found in Lescatie not to mention the Dullahan breed itself.

>> No.22080859
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>>22080787
I love this artist.

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>>22080838
Yes.

>> No.22080862

>>22080858
i meant more like larpers

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>>22080843
I'd like to vanilla corrupt a paladin. Just have her fall so in love with me that she'd fall all on her own.

>> No.22080889

>>22080535
good thing they're real

>> No.22080893

>>22080861
I wouldn't mind getting bodied by a dark brave and her adventuring party.

>> No.22080894

>>22080787
>>22080859
Same. His girls are great.

>> No.22080895

>>22080721
she'd take me somewhere beautiful and propose to me with a beautiful dick ring and puts it on my dick after i say yes to her

>> No.22080899

>>22080894
Funny and excellent art

>> No.22080900

>>22080751
muy bien

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>>22080878
Cute. I hope you get isekaied into MGE and are able to do that.

>>22080893
Dark braves are the best. I just want to be hard dommed by one during battle.

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If you were a super villain what species would your number 1 henchman(woman) be? what would your jaws, your oddjob be?

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I love horsepussy.

>> No.22080948

>>22080838
Literally lizardmen.
If you ever mention you're a actual knight they'll never leave you alone.

>> No.22080959

>>22080938
It's between a familiar and arch imp. The competition keeps them sharp.

>> No.22080964

>>22080938
Holst.

>> No.22080971

>>22080938
I'd just be the pet on the supervillainesses lap.

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>>22080947
And horsepussy loves you.

>> No.22080996

>>22080948
but they are in it for the warrior stuff
its not like they'd insist you'd keep your armor on while doing her.

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>>22080995

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>>22080996
Wanna bet?

>> No.22081028

>>22081017
Reminder that lolimanders are for impregnating

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>>22080859
His shitposts are quality, too.

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Help, I'm starting to fall for cuckhorse.

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>>22080938
A slightly unhinged, ancient evil Fox. Who tries to Starscream me every now an then.

>> No.22081056

>>22081044
That's a healthy and respectable relationship.

>> No.22081060
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>"oh hey anon its a shame you died and all that,anyways! welcome to valhalla! i have been waiting for you so lets get into the action!"

>> No.22081090

>>22081070
But I'm not a warrior.

>> No.22081092
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>>22081070
Can I have one in blueberry flavor?

>> No.22081102

>>22081039
Nothing wrong with liking best horse.

>> No.22081107

>>22081090
You're going there to serve warrior women that fell in battle.

>> No.22081110

>>22081102
some guy in this thread told me its wrong

>> No.22081115

>>22081090
She's seen your character in one of those "Em Em Ohs"

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>>22081107
What exactly do you mean by "serve"?

>> No.22081144

>>22081090
I wonder what the minimum requirement is to qualify as dying in battle.

>> No.22081150

>>22081121
Cook for them, bring them mead, pleasure them in bed.

>> No.22081155

>>22081110
Who the fuck cares what the thread thinks about your taste in monster girls, within reason.

>> No.22081165

>>22081121
serve and protect

>> No.22081175
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>>22081110
They must have a bad case of the gay.

>> No.22081182

Huge, armored, Jinko bodyguards!

>> No.22081199

>>22081005
Her eyes make this so much better.

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>>22081044
I too desire a villainous fox.

>> No.22081217

Reminder that a Dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

>> No.22081219

>>22081044
I want to release this ancient evil

>> No.22081227
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>>22081199
It's like she's looking at another girl, inviting them to join.

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>monster girls

>> No.22081250 [DELETED] 

Drinking? Nothing at the moment. I gotta pick up my niece from a soccer game and I may get some action so I don't want alcohol messing up my libido or erection.

>> No.22081256

>>22081227
I like collars. It implies that she likes to feel owned by you. It's really hot.
Chokers also work.

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Lolis like Vampires and Pharaohs are the most alluring, because the attitude makes her becoming soft putty in your hands that much sweeter.

The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest, big ego and butt. Adorable face, erotic body. High confidence, actually sensitive and full of weak spots.

>> No.22081265

Does the MGE say anything about branding? I did a search but didn't see anything. I figured that branding is a subject worth addressing when there are livestock types like holsts.

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>>22081260
Cute boat.

>> No.22081281

>>22081260
>When you accidentally ear the attention of undead nobility

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>>22081260
Yeah but oppai loli is still shit.

>> No.22081305

>>22081294
Is it autism for you?

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>>22081294
Yeah, regular oppai is so much better.

>> No.22081308

>>22081306
cute wine goat

>> No.22081309 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22081325
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Social anxiety?

>> No.22081330

>>22079371
The question is what to do with the little automatons. Androids feel a sense of emptiness when they haven't been given a assignment.

>> No.22081332

>>22081306
I wonder what her sabbath is called?

>> No.22081337

>>22081090
>The Good Place except it's mge Valhalla and Anon is there by mistake
>enlists his valkyrie waifu to help him learn to be a true warrior so he can fit in
>Anon eventually figures out he's actually in an mge hell and his valkyrie waifu is actually a demon

I'd watch it.

>> No.22081342

>>22081110
He's not worth listening to.

>> No.22081343

>>22081332
satryos bar #700

>> No.22081349

>>22081121
>>22081070
we could always use more angelic/holy/"good" monster girls.

>> No.22081353

>illegal sandworm racing across the desert

>> No.22081364

>>22081260
A shit

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>>22081353
Are they graped?

>> No.22081383

>>22081343
>oppai baphomet leading a gaggle of wine goats.
>all the single men are invited to the back.
>men always leave married to one of thr wine goats.
Will you be the first to capture the bathos attention?

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>>22081383
Flat lolis only, everything else is shit

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>>22081364
Rude.

>> No.22081438

>>22081374
you can grape monsters other than pharoahs????

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>>22081428
I want to fug a smug but shy lolibaba rata

>> No.22081452
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>>22081438
How new are you?

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>>22081294
You must have misread something, I was merely talking about how making a proud regal loli yours is the best.

>> No.22081466

>>22081458
>The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest,
>Little years and chest

??? I didn't misread shit

>> No.22081478

>>22081466
Not him, but jesus your retarded. He is clearly referring to her having little years and little chest. Your autistic fury over people liking oppai lolis has melted your brain.

>> No.22081491

>>22081478
words can't have different meanings to different people, ur le dumb, ur brain is le melted

>> No.22081493

>>22081478
>jesus your retarded
hehehe

>> No.22081506
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Sweaters!

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>>22081506
cute librarian lolis in sweaters!

>> No.22081543

>>22081506
That Anon in the background looks like he's having second thoughts about starting a Weresheep farm.

>> No.22081544

>>22081512
but it doesn't cover runya's little arms!

>> No.22081546

>>22081544
best part

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>"Once upon a time there was a deadly forest nestled between two great mountains. Even adventurers avoided the grim, dark wood for fear of its many hazards; poisonous thorns, gaping pits of dagger-like rocks, and more still. The denizens of the forest, however, were kind creatures. Whenever someone entered the forest they'd do their very, very best to help them to safety."
>"The fairies of the forest had witnessed tragedy befall travelers many times and so they'd gently guide wayward humans to a safe exit. The elves as well, and the dryads, and most all who called the forest home. For they'd all seen how dangerous their home could be to outsiders and, loving humans, their hearts would ache with worry whenever they saw one."
>"The Manticore of the Wood, however, had never seen tragedy befall anyone else. She liked humans just as the other denizens of the wood did, but she also had a mean and teasing heart. She'd threaten to eat any traveler she came across, would tease them and strike fear into them all while chasing them to an exit and safety."
>"One day the Manticore of the Wood, while in the middle of her morning walk, came across a campsite. She could tell it was recent and a wicked, happy mischief filled her heart.
>"Oh, lost human, I have found your camp!" She shouted. "I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a fishing pole and tackle box, left abandoned by a stream. She sniffed the air and knew that a man had been there.
>"Oh, lost human, have you caught any fish?" She asked. "But all that swims and flies and walks in the forest belongs to me! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a scrap of clothing and a smear of blood left on a thornbush at the edge of the deepest, darkest part of the forest."
>"Oh, lost human, have you been hurt?" She asked loudly. "But your pain will only last as long as your life! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk."
>"Along her walk she came across more blood. And more. And yet more. Splattered across the ground, across trees, across thorns. Some here, some there...and eventually everywhere, as the further she walked the more she found. 'Too much', she thought, 'far too much'. More and more, she could no longer smell human-flesh as the odor of blood, a smell like spoiled copper, filled her nose. Her worry grew and grew and the mischief in her heart seized as she began to wonder in panic just how much blood a human could have. It was too much for her and she surrendered."
>"I was joking!" She screamed. "It was a joke! I will not gobble you up, human! I promise! Show yourself so that I may guide you to safety!"
>"But the Manticore of the Wood heard nothing. She followed the trail of blood farther and farther, long into the evening until she found herself in the deepest, darkest clutches of the wood where even she said she'd never venture. More blood, SO MUCH MORE BLOOD, but she could not find the man she sought."
>"I'm sorry! I'm not going to hurt you! Please come out! PLEASE!" She wailed and sobbed and stuck her nose into the dirt, desperate to catch a trail of a scent. She begged and cried until her voice no longer worked but, certain that her voice had been wasted, was soon lost herself and her sorrow gobbled her all up."

>The mother manticore closed the storybook with an unceremonious thud and punctuated the tale with a happy, toothy smile. "Welp, time for bed!"
>Her three daughters, huddled together within the same blanket like would-be victims rescued from a burning building, expressed varying degrees of shock. The youngest hiccup-sobbed in mucus-y grief, the middle daughter looked like a deer caught in headlights, and the tomboy eldest with the bandaged cheek and the tough, angry expression (despite the tears in her eyes) was the only one who spoke up.
>"Wh-...that's it!?"
>"That's it. Goodnight!"
>The youngest spoke, struggling through her snotty weeping. "B-but she still-she still found him, right?"
>"Awwwww, sweetie, don't cry. Of course, I'm sure she found the body eventually.
>This initiated a new wave of crying that far exceeded the intensity of what had come before. Beaming and satisfied the mother took the book with her and left.
>She passed by her husband on the way to her bedroom and answered him before he could ask. "School called. The girls were bullying some boy, held him down and threatened to 'eat his fingers'. I took care of it, shouldn't happen again."
>She said this oblivious to the entirely different set of problems she had just created.

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>> No.22081571

>>22081458
I love bare lolis https://i.imgur.com/MFtPETV.png

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>>22081506

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>>22081294
There's a reason why familiars are the most popular ones from the sabbath

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>Apophis tries polymorph for the first time

>> No.22081613

>>22081599
because you can tell them to get rid of the disgusting tits on lolis? I agree!

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>>22081559
kek
I LOVE IT

>> No.22081640

>>22081599
i would like to get familliar with her tits if you know what i am saying.

>> No.22081642
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Fuck flowers.

>> No.22081657

>>22081642
What happens if a flower you've planted and taken care of for years monsterizes?

>> No.22081674

>>22081657
Then you have among the most devoted of waifus.

>> No.22081675

>>22081595
Gonna give her a fluffy foot massage.

>> No.22081697

>>22081642
>gay flowers.

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>>22081657
>Feed me, Seymour!

>> No.22081736

>>22081615
>got deleted

Are greentexts not allowed anymore?

>> No.22081741

>>22081599
Simple, because they can cook

>> No.22081744

>>22081615
That's not a monstergirl image, sir

>> No.22081758

>>22081571
Pretty good edit, I too love young disrobed noble pears.

>> No.22081766

>>22081736
>>22081615
>>22081559

https://pastebin.com/Z3ue0Qpe

Maybe was too long? Salvaged here, I love mg fairy tale shit

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>> No.22081774

>>22081657
>Demons start to monsterlize the surrounding lands without any one noticing
>Go to water your plants in the green house
>Only find a bunch of plants girls arguing which one of them should be the one to marry you
>They all argue their merits and how they best cna please you and how you always waterd and took care of them the best and as such showing your love for them
>You just stand there while they argue
>They notice you
>You try to get out
>Thick rots and leaves block your way
>They think there's only one way to settle this
>That green house is now more or less a sex dungeon filled with your plant wives.

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>> No.22081802

>>22081774
What would a alaurne cactus look like? That's the only plant I like.

>> No.22081803

>>22081767
Dumb Lim.

>> No.22081809

>>22081774
I want to grow and cultivate hundreds of plant monstergirls and create a massive explosion of greenery which consumes the nearby city and turns it into a utopian forest retreat for all the various plantgirls.

>> No.22081821

>>22081802
Imagine a very prickly girl dancing to Cuban Pete. All while shooting 10,000 needles at you.

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>Law Enforcement Sting Operation/Raid on a Sabbath Facility

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>>22081821
Hot.

>> No.22081837

>>22081440
It'd be fun to see how a lolibaba monster girl were to react to a shota asking her to be his partner at the children's dance when he mistakes her to be his own age.

>> No.22081846

What would you do if you came home to your monstergirl daughteru laying on your bed completely naked, surrounded by various sex toys and looking at you expectantly?

>> No.22081848

>>22081802
>Alraune with manticore personality and venom

>> No.22081859

>>22081846
But I don't even have a daughteru!

>> No.22081861

>>22081846
No, I'm not going to buy her lube if she blew all of her allowance on dildos.

>> No.22081869 [DELETED] 

>>22081822
Fuck off retard.

>> No.22081877

>>22081846
Obviously we're going to work our way through them all.

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Praise Eros!

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>> No.22081915

>>22081846
Technically it's not dicking her unless I actually put it in so I guess I can use them with her.

>> No.22081920

>>22081906
puppy cunny!

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>>22081803
Smart lim!

>> No.22081941

>>22079305
>Wisp
oh fuck

>> No.22081977

>>22081834
>Be in the desert
>Goddamn it's fucking hot, and when we say hot, it's hotter than the Devil's ballsack levels of dry heat
>But of course, you and Dale only packed PBR in the pick up. After all, why bring water to the FUCKING DESERT?
>Then to make matters worse, you can swear you hear Flamenco music
>No sooner than you want to keel over with the buzzards flying overhead, you see probably the most curvaceous Alraune you'd ever seen
>Except she's covered in needles
>Like a damned cactus
>Cactuses carry water...
>TFW you end up facing the wrath of 10,000 needles when you try to get a sip out of her tits

>> No.22081996

there's gotta be a huge city dedicated for the sabbath where everyone's either a powerful sabbath loli or a big onii-chan. a religious city capital, if you will. where every night is a black mass for chosen groups of sabbath girls, making onii-chans curious about lolis and what they like to do with human men in these nights. the city should have every single known species in loli form and the men are all foreigners from all over the world who migrate to the sabbath city for a healthier and virtuous life.

>> No.22081999

>>22081869
Is that honest best reply you can ever think off?

You do this ALL. THE. TIME.

>> No.22082022

>>22081822
>unoriginal twitter meme

>> No.22082027

>>22081878
Does Eros approve of anal with pear-shaped loli Cupids?

>> No.22082036

>>22080700
i'd marry a robot

>> No.22082059

What's a "rebellious phase" like for a mamono?
Do they wear less revealing clothing?

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>>22082059

>> No.22082072

>>22081933
Scholary lim. Queen of the City of Knowledge!

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>>22082069
When she's older, she'll probably ask her boyfriend for consent every time before sex.

>> No.22082111 [DELETED] 

>>22081999
Fuck off, retard.

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Icy mofu

Soft like freshly fallen snow

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>>22082132
Soft?

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What are Siberian bear girls like?

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>>22082027
Yes.

>> No.22082178

>>22082158
Strong, sex-crazed, snuggley, and kinda stinky

>> No.22082184

>>22082158
they play hockey, drink vodka, cook those sausage-on-a-stick things, drift on a fucking straight narrow lane of all things, and make absurd contraptions out of metal scraps and broken vehicles they find laying around near the gloomy ghettos of Kikimoraland

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>>22082158
Eurasian brown bears are the same species as grizzly, so probably not too different.
Polar bear MGs would be bigger and stronger. Hard to tell about their behavior, because on one hand RL polar bears are shier that grizzlies, but on the other hand are better hunters. In the end, they probably would be more aggressive in their pursuits, because it's harder to find a man in the wilderness.

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>>22080843
>Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.
There is a tsundere element I guess. Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess. I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.

>> No.22082242

>>22081906
>tail wags

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Something's not right here.

>> No.22082246

medium or large?

>> No.22082253

>>22082244
ever watched the movie annihilation?

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>>22082246
Large.

>> No.22082289

>>22082244
I bet they're both still useless for anything other than breeding.

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>>22082238

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>>22082238
>There is a tsundere element I guess.
Could be. Lewd holy women acting pure in their lewdness is the best.
>Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess.
Yeah. Ties in with the last point that "pure" clothing being so lewd.
>I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.
Yeah it works for all holy women. Probably related to the whole the purer the women the better the corruption.

>> No.22082342

>>22082300
>corrupted a witch hunter, paladin-chan and order priestest
>They are now your party members on your lewd and exciting adventures.
Remember to relax at a hot spring after a quest sometime

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Same energy.

>> No.22082410

>>22082406
spirit bomb?

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>>22082342
>All three still want to "purify" you.
>each having their own unique way.
>Witch Hunter is very aggressive.
>Rides and milks you roughly
>calls you a vile heretic in dire need of her purifying.
>Order priestess is very gentle
>telling you how much she wants to save you.
>lots of kissing and handholding as she "takes in" the corruption.
Not sure about the paladin.

>> No.22082420

>>22082244
I still want to put it in

>> No.22082422

>one eternity later

>> No.22082424 [DELETED] 

>>22082406
Bad moth.

>> No.22082428 [DELETED] 

I don't like Dark Priests. They're weird and creepy.

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>>22082422

>> No.22082436

>>22082419
Paladin-chan is kuudere

>> No.22082439

I need a buff Jinko to French kiss

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>>22082428
Don't be like that.

>> No.22082471

>>22079622
God damn I wanna FUCK that robit

>> No.22082475

>>22080793

What's a paladin?

>> No.22082489

>>22082431
Do you think skeletons would enjoy Toblerone time?

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>>22082475
A fancy term for a knight.

>> No.22082494 [DELETED] 

>>22082469
Don't be like what? It's my personal opinion and I am allowed to have it!

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https://youtu.be/CYAkrJil_w0

>Lizardman/Salamander guradswoman: "What is it citizen? If you've got to travel, by the Demon Lord and her husband's name, stay on the roads... It's the mushroom witches you see."

>You then assault the guardswoman

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "By Eros' fertile womb! Assault! ASSAULT!!!"

>You start backing up some feet away as the Lizardwoman/Salamander guradswoman starts to charge to you

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME! ALL FLESH AND NO FURY- OOOOFFF!"

>the Mamono guardswoman is then KO'd after one hit from you

>> No.22082510

>>22082436
So she is like:
>Paladin is Emotionless in her purifying.
>robotic in her pleasuring of you
>Tells you constantly how its her duty.
>asks you after how close to purity you are after each session.

>> No.22082514 [DELETED] 

>>22082499
Go the fuck back where you came from you annoying nigger faggot holy shit. What an absolute reddit post.

>> No.22082516

>>22082514
let me ask you this, do you have any recurring dreams anon?

>> No.22082533 [DELETED] 

>>22082516
Fuck off already you unwanted faggot. Take your autistic trash posts literally anywhere else.

>> No.22082545

>>22082533
you want the approval of your parents.

>> No.22082548

What would be the most slavic mg?

>> No.22082555

>>22081999
It’s actually warranted in this instance.

Get thee hence, knave.

>> No.22082565

>>22082548
None

>> No.22082568

>>22081999
It's not the like post deserves anything else. This isn't an instance of an innocent person getting targeted.

>> No.22082569

>>22082406
what's the one on the right? does she rape a man too? if not, i don't care.

>> No.22082570
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>>22082548
Blin

>> No.22082579

>>22082499
>end up in prison because you accidentally took a loaf of bread from a place you weren't even aware was someone else's property
>dark ekf in the cell across from you rattles her cage
>"Hope you aren't getting too comfortable in there human. I've been waiting for a new toy to play with. You might think you're safe behind those bars, but once it's time to work the fields, I'm gonna take you somewhere nice and quiet, and step all over you. You better learn to appreciate it, too. If you do anything that'll alert the guards, they'll find out that we aren't working, and you're gonna be stuck here even longer. So be a good boy, and get used to being my doggy."

>> No.22082584

What if female human gets bitten by a werewolf, jabbed by a manticore spine, fed all sorts of slime, doused in ushi-oni blood, and thrown in a vat of Demon Energy?

>> No.22082589 [DELETED] 

>>22082579
Don't reply to him you stupid shit

>> No.22082596

Imagine fucking dragons.

>> No.22082598 [DELETED] 

>>22082596
Kill yourself, redditor.

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>>22082548
>>22082570
Goulash vodka lutefisk blyat

>> No.22082608

>>22082491
"Your knowledge of the land shall be great!" you know more than the Avatar

>> No.22082613

>>22082589
How about not being such a killjoy?

>> No.22082624 [DELETED] 

>>22082613
>Stop saying my obnoxious e-celeb reddit-tier shit is fucking stupid and needs to go somewhere else.

>> No.22082630

I am in need of a story premise because I got an itchy trigger finger right now on this fuckin' fountain pen.

>> No.22082634

>>22082584

She had a really bad day and out of sympathy, local authorities waive the outrageous hospital bill.

>> No.22082642

>>22082173
Good. Grab the kuudere loli's wide hips, stuff her fat butt and see cute reactions.

>> No.22082643 [DELETED] 

>>22082630
Roll a dice and use https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random whatever girl you land on you write a story for.

>> No.22082646

>>22082630
man gets raped by secretly corrupted nun.

>> No.22082663

>>22082630
Childhood friend from Ye Olde Village turns into a werewolf, sex happens

>> No.22082673

>>22082606
I feel like I pointed this out but half of those are nordic.
You want: track suit, depression, apartment blocks, regimes live and die in your lifetime.

>> No.22082685

>>22082630
A post-corruption childhood friend, now a kiki, is suffering Childhood Friend Syndrome as a new from-birth kiki has showed up and both are vying for the same mans hand.

>> No.22082704 [DELETED] 

>>22082630
Succubi leaving her husband that refuses to be corrupted for an Incubi.

>> No.22082712

>>22082704
I don't think you can refuse to incubi. It's like saying you refuse to get radiation poisoning to a leak reactor you share a living space with.

>> No.22082721 [DELETED] 

>>22082712
That's why she left for a man that isn't a cowardly loser about being an objectively better being.

>> No.22082725

>>22082643
not even him, but i clicked on it and got this, wow thanks random button https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ryugujo

>> No.22082729

>>22082630
A demon appears in a dude's room and offers him one wish, but warns him the wish will come with a catch. Dude wishes to become very handsome. She grants his wish and turns him extremely good looking, then teleports him to a NEET monster's room who wished for a hot boyfriend; the demon did it this way because her powers don't let her make a man out of thin air, and she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
>Wish granted, dear, and sorry for the delay
(I wanted to propose a genie, but halfway through I remembered that's not how they work in MGE, so pick whatever works for you)

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>>22082721
Once mamono recognize a man as their husband, then they ain't ever leaving. If he doesn't want to go incubus, they'll simply fuck him until he changes his mind.

>> No.22082759 [DELETED] 

>>22082729
>she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
So not only is she a fake, she's a liar too.

>> No.22082768 [DELETED] 

>>22082751
Or the reality is they leave for the objectively better option that actually loves monster girls

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>> No.22082791

>>22082768
Why do that when they can make the man into the man they want? If the incubi is already incubi'd half that process is out of her hands already.

>> No.22082800 [DELETED] 

>>22082791
If a man refuses to be an incubi it means they're an insecure beta that hates their wife and doesn't deserve them.

>> No.22082803

Bringing you waifu to orgasm on your cock is the best feeling. Change my mind.

>> No.22082814

>>22082768
You can love monstergirls without wanting to become a pseudo-monsterboy that gets his opinions directly beamed into his head from the Demon Lord.

>> No.22082823 [DELETED] 

>>22082814
>waa waa muh monster boys
Learn what setting you're talking about, sperg.

>> No.22082824

>>22082800
So the wife can use DE and make the man into the exact man they want. Make his weak beta mentality and body into an alpha Chad brain that wants her and sex in appropriate amounts and a body with the core strength and cardio to go at it for hours and of course a dick of the size she wants. If she just picks up a random incubi she won't get to do all that she just has to take him as he is mostly.

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>> No.22082837

>>22082759
Maybe the NEET monster's wish was too specific

>> No.22082847 [DELETED] 

>>22082824
Or she can dump the faggot and get with a male that's actually worth a fuck.

>> No.22082857

>>22082847
Why do that she she can have the man she wanted initially and just make him into a man that's actually worth the fuck? Best of both worlds and she doesn't have to go through all the effort of finding another man and running the roulette on whether his personality, body, capabilities and dick all match up to what she wants.

>> No.22082866

is there a spell that blocks the psychological effects of monster mana? like, have the mana change your body to become more sexual but not become a sex-crazed freak in the head?

>> No.22082868 [DELETED] 

>>22082857
Because he's a fucking loser that doesn't want to be objectively better than a human male in every single possible way. Dumping the loser and getting a better husband is the smarter choice.

>> No.22082871

>>22082814
How are incubi at all monsterboys? The only difference between a normal man is present in every Male hero as well. Do you think all heroes and incubi are monsterboys?

>> No.22082876 [DELETED] 

>>22082871
Chaos husbands.

>> No.22082877

>>22082866
Yes it's called hyperbole.

>> No.22082879

>>22082866
No and yes. Mega and pedo morphosis spells actively change your body into a new one but not your mind and use plain magic not DE to do so but that's it. DE is like radiation in the atmosphere and it will always effect your mind and body so long as your within its area of influence.

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>>22082876
Except it's not permanent and they can change back to their human form at any time.

>> No.22082890

>>22082876
They still have a human body they can easily change back into, but I guess your right. Still that's only one type of incubi. The vast majority are human.

>> No.22082897 [DELETED] 

>>22082888
>>22082890
>I-IT'S NOT MONSTERBOYSHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO
Delusional.

>> No.22082899

>>22082868
How is dumping the man you originally fell in love with at that you can forcibly mold into an objectively better man mentally and physically while keeping the parts of him you fell in love with originally in exchange for an already set Male that can be cut and edited a smarter choice?
That's like saying you can have whichever Ferrari is on the lot but you don't know the features it comes with or the price when you're a Ferrari manufacturer and can use custom order your own Ferrari to exacting specs but somehow it's the thinking mans choice to pick the former over the latter.

>> No.22082902

>>22082729
That sounds rather contrived.

>> No.22082908 [DELETED] 

>>22082899
Dumping a fucking loser that doesn't want to become an incubi is like tossing out a scrap metal piece of shit car for a BMW.

>> No.22082918

>>22082899
Why are you even replying. The concept of dumping or divorcing your husband isn't even possible for monsters.

>> No.22082924 [DELETED] 

Reminder that once Incubi become more common regular humans will be walking NTR bait.

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>>22082897
In MGE, the definition of a "monster" is a being whose life force is comprised of demonic energy (or "mamono mana" if you prefer that term). Non-monsters, which includes humans, primarily–but would also include beings like uncorrupted elves, dwarves, and angels–are classified as such by the fact that their life force is comprised of spirit energy, the "yang" to demonic energy's "yin".

A key difference between demonic and spirit energy is that beings of spirit energy can generate that energy naturally within their bodies, whereas beings of demonic energy can only replenish their energy by consuming spirit energy and converting it into demonic energy.

Human females have a naturally weaker internal spirit energy generation capacity than males, but they make up for it with their ability to passively absorb ambient energy from the environment. When human females monsterize, they do so because they have been exposed to enough demonic energy to corrupt, suppress, and finally extinguish their spirit energy production. Devoid of spirit energy, their bodies latch on to the only energy now available to them–demonic energy–and transform into full fledged monsters.

In the case of incubi, their bodies never stop producing spirit energy. In fact, an incubus's spirit energy generation greatly exceeds that of a normal human man. Therefore, they are not monsters, in the strictest sense. They are beings of spirit energy who have been altered via demonic energy without actually becoming beings of demonic energy.

We call incubi who go all the way to becoming beings of demonic energy "alps"–it's right in the profile that the path to alphood goes: human->incubus->alp, even though the incubus phase may be so short as to appear nonexistent. But of course, that process requires a very specific mindset, to say the least

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>thread

>> No.22082935 [DELETED] 

>>22082926
Icubi are pseudo monster boys. They can even get fucking monster bits you dumb retard

>> No.22082938

>>22082918
Because it's funny to watch him try to go against that fact plus all the shit that invalidates his shit in the setting.
>>22082908
Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants with the exact features she wants but you're dumb enough to think its smarter to try the open market of pre-made pre-used cars that come unchangeably built with wide ranging features and no guarantees it will have what you want without unwanted additions or won't come with exactly what you want at all.

>> No.22082949

>>22082606
Lutefisk is great 2bh

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>>22082935
>They can even get fucking monster bits

>> No.22082951 [DELETED] 

>>22082938
>Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants
She can do that with a better male.

>> No.22082954

>>22082927
It's a /mgt/ in name only. The real subject is about sperging over 'my reality > your reality' ad nauseum until you win the argument because nobody wants to talk to you.

That, and spamming 'fuck off' in as many forms as possible due to lack of nothing better to say.

>> No.22082958 [DELETED] 

>>22082950
>Horns are not monster bits
>Eyes turning into monster eyes doesn't count
>Turning into a squid creature doesn't count
>turning into a male slime doesn't count
Based retard.

>> No.22082966

>>22082926
I rate this two thumbs up. Good job friend.
Only problem is that I though I saw that incubi produce both types of energy which is why the infinite energy boosting exists. I am probably wrong as it's been a while but clarification or correctioning would be nice.

>> No.22082975

>>22082935
Literally only chaos incubi which are a small minority of incubi.

>>22082958
Where does it say incubi gain those? All it mentions is fat loss and age reduction.

>> No.22082978 [DELETED] 

Monster girls are untrustworthy whores.

>> No.22082979

>>22082958
You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes and yes the chaos hubands are shit. Incubi themselves are not monsterboys, just human males with demon energy.

>> No.22082981

>>22082951
She can do that with any Male. Might as well be the Male she first fell in love with rather than having to pick up a different one of unknown quality and personality and everything else and having to make all that up ontop of the basic transformation to.
Thinking mans choice is take the Male that already has one thing you want and fix the rest up rather than taking a Male that has who knows what and running the risk of it not being what you want meaning more work for the same results.

>> No.22082982 [DELETED] 

>>22082975
>It only counts when I want it to count

>>22082979
>You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes
You do.

>> No.22082987 [DELETED] 

>>22082981
The shitty human faggot obviously doesn't love her, why should she love him?

>> No.22082989

>>22082978
This. They only pretend to like you for a free meal ticket. They only claim to care about you as long as they can steal your semen.

>> No.22082994

>>22082966
Incubi do not produce demonic energy. They produce spirit energy, which MGs "refine" into large quantities of demonic energy. The demonic energy released can then give husband back the energy he spent and then some.
This is where the feedback loop comes from.

>> No.22082997

>>22082989
Monster girls are like parasites that feed off of human men. They are druggies that will do anything for their fix of spirit energy.

>> No.22082999

>>22082979
>has demonic energy
>gets altered and transformed by demonic energy like monsters do
>gets mentally altered to think like monsters do
>somehow still not a monsterboy

>> No.22083000

>>22082994
Thank you for the correction anon. Also makes a lot more sense now that I think about it for a bit.

>> No.22083004 [DELETED] 

You think the anons that shitpost like this are just incredibly insecure about themselves and do this to force themselves to believe that monster girls are horrible, awful people to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real?

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>>22082982
>>22082958
>Horns
Wait, what?

>> No.22083010

>>22083004
They try to convince us monsters girls have all the faults of human girls. The whole appeal of them is that they don't have any of the faults or foibles of human women. So, they're basically just shitposting for the sake of it.

>> No.22083012 [DELETED] 

>>22083008
KC confirmed that Incubi can get things like horns if they want.

>> No.22083018

>>22083012
Citation needed. I do remember the baphomet story had an incubus's eyes turning purple though.

>> No.22083023

>>22082966
Not him but heres the breakdown.
Men can make spirit energy but not demonic energy.
Mamano can make demonic energy but not spirit energy.
Both can infuse the other with their energy.
Men can hold demonic energy within them but they can't make it internally(spirit energy prevents that which is why alps only alp after they use the demonic energy to destroy their spirit energy making capabilities) as spirit energy prevents such things and acts a protective buffer.
This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed or human man but more.
Demonic energy feeds off spirit energy and gets boosted by it.
Demonic energy makes men better and better men produce more spirit energy.
It's all flavors of mana and more mana means more better.
Mamano infuse men with their demonic energy, this demonic energy boosts men, boosted men make more spirit energy, men infuse mamano with spirit energy, this spirit energy feeds demonic energy production in mamano meaning they now produce more demonic energy, repeat.
Incubi make spirit energy but can contain demonic energy both of which improve them as individuals which means they produce more spirit energy. They ultimately contain both energy types but they only directly make one type internally.
Mamano are the inverse just switch demonic and spirit energy.

>> No.22083025 [DELETED] 

>>22083018
His Q&A.

>> No.22083027

>>22083004
>to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real
Monster girls will fuck anything with a dick though. They have no standards.

>> No.22083032

>>22082987
Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place. The rest of the equation she can fix entirely. Theres no reason to move on when she can do that.

>> No.22083033 [DELETED] 

>>22083023
>This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed
So monster boys.

>> No.22083034

>>22083027
Guess this means even someone like you has a chance

>> No.22083040

>>22081330
They study and adventure or become somebody's lolibot lover

>> No.22083042 [DELETED] 

>>22083032
>Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place.
She thought she did. But now she realizes that it was just a mistake.

>> No.22083047

>>22083032
Why the fuck would a succ waste her time with some faggot bitch boy when she can easily get a real man who can satisfy her? A sex demon like her can have any man she wants.

>> No.22083055 [DELETED] 

>>22083027
>Monster girls will fuck any unmarried man with a dick though
ftfy

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>>22083025
>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.

>> No.22083066

>>22083056
>author literally says something
>nuh uh it doesn't count because I said so!

>> No.22083067 [DELETED] 

>>22083056
>Chaos husbands
>Monster boy potions
>Siths
It's only a matter of time, sperg.

>> No.22083069

>>22083023
Again thank you for clarification. Makes a lot more sense now.
Also shouldn't have use halfbreed as it's not even true. Human male but better is a fine descriptor.

>> No.22083076

>>22083047
The same reason idiots continue to push their argument rather than give up at the slightest degree of resistance.

>> No.22083079 [DELETED] 

>>22083069
>Human male but better is a fine descriptor.
So monster boys.

>> No.22083082

>>22082999
Well I guess a wizard is a monster too because he can use magics and alter himself.

>> No.22083085 [DELETED] 

>>22083082
>dodging the point
As expected

>> No.22083086

When will mods move these dumpster fire threads to /trash/ already?

>> No.22083089

>>22083018
Check the Q&A. Incubi get some "small" monster bits sometimes. Monster like eyes, horns, wings to fly with if their wives fly, heat and/or cold resistance if their wives are native to areas of extreme temperatures, much more robust bodies to deal with wives that weigh literal metric shit tons or have sharp features that would ruin a normal mans soft body, etc.

>> No.22083091 [DELETED] 

>>22083086
Soon, hopefully.

>> No.22083096

>>22083082
You forgot to mention the part where the wizard has no demonic energy or other monster influence.

>> No.22083098

>>22083079
Do you call masterchief a monster boy? Or in setting do you think all male heroes are monsterboys?

>> No.22083108

I want to have sex with a hellhound.

>> No.22083110 [DELETED] 

>>22083098
>xbox trash reference
Holy fucking shit kill yourself you underage redditor. The absolute fucking state of monster boy niggers.

>> No.22083111

>>22083047
See the next bit. She can already have any man she wants using the man on hand.
>>22083042
>she thought she did
Then she can fix that up to. The point is she already has the man on hand and she can mold him up.
Why throw out perfectly usable clay then have to go out and find more to start the process up when you have this perfectly usable clay on hand already. Its just adding a step and all the effort that comes with it for zero reason or extra payoff.

>> No.22083113

>>22083086
>>22083091
>butthurt native underwent cell division.
Wow.

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>>22083086
>>22083091
t.Sithnigger who wants excuse to post

>> No.22083120 [DELETED] 

>>22083089
>Q&A
see >>22083056

>> No.22083124

>>22083108
same.

>> No.22083125 [DELETED] 

>>22083111
>Why throw out perfectly usable clay
Except it's not usable. It's a fucking waste that doesn't actually work how it should be working. All she's doing is being smart and getting better clay that does it's job.

>> No.22083129

>>22083120
Is the incubi = monsterboys idea /monster/ thing?

>> No.22083133

>>22083111
Quit replying to blatant trolls.

>> No.22083134
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>"Look, anon, it's the cheetahs, they're pretty fast but nowhere near as cool as me, right?"

>> No.22083136

I want a hellhound to roughly dominate and abuse me, then tenderly cuddle me and pet my head while calling me a good boy.

>> No.22083146

>>22083136
Hellhounds are hot.

>> No.22083147

>>22083125
All clay is the same, anon. Why throw out clay you have and waste all the time and effort of finding new clay someone already did up when you could just spend that time and effort making the clay on hand exactly what you want.
It's like saying it's better to pick up a project someone already did work on and waste all the time and expend effort changing the parts you don't want that they did up before beginning the actual shaping process.
It's just pants on head retarded.

>> No.22083148

>>22083134
inject mana into their food and have the ocelomy challenge them to a race to see who's the fastest!

>> No.22083150

Incubi look exactly like human men, but sometimes with weird eye iris color like purple or red, that's it.

>chaos monsters
A separate thing.

>> No.22083156

>>22083136
I want a hellhound to dominate me and fuck me extremely hard, but call me a good boy and say she loves me at the same time

>> No.22083159

>>22083129
Its just refugees getting out of hand again and the troll posters that keep trying to get this thread shipped out from their "pure" /jp/ trying to team up with them as if the mods and owner didn't shove us here in the first place exactly because this board is the containment board for weeb shit.
It'll pass like it always does.

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>>22083129
No, it's a /tg/ thing. KC has basically demolished every grimderp interpretation of MGE, so they've been reduced to screeching about "muh humanity!"

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>>22083136
You may actually be shit out of luck there. They explicitly never treat men roughly (wild sex is as far as they go) and see men as frail and something to protect.
If you want a pseudo-abusive relationship you're gonna need a Manticore or Ogre.

>> No.22083167 [DELETED] 

>>22083150
>It's separate when I want it to be.

>> No.22083169

>>22083156
>>22083136
Apparently, you can't have that. She'll just dump you and leave you for someone better because fuck you, that's why.

May you find your respective hounds, and may you cherish one another to the end of your days.

>> No.22083172

>>22083148
I really have a thing for Ocelomes, we got quite a bit of ocelots around here, wild ones (some tamed) and the fact that they are so fat and docile is really charming

>> No.22083174 [DELETED] 

>>22083147
>All clay is the same, anon
Not this clay. It's dried up trash that should be thrown out.

>> No.22083181

I want to use a Lilim's dark matter ball like a katamari.

>> No.22083184 [DELETED] 

Monster girls don't love you.

>> No.22083186

>>22083161
I dont think so. You can usually a /tg/ fag from the way they post (>>22083159). I think he is right in calling it just average trolls.

>> No.22083193 [DELETED] 

Reminder that white men would have no chance at getting with a monster girl.

>> No.22083196
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Do you like octopus thighs?

>> No.22083198

>>22083162
Her mamono mana will protect me no matter how rough and abusive she gets though.

>> No.22083203 [DELETED] 

>>22083196
>Westernshit
Get the fuck out

>> No.22083206

>>22083196
yes, but only if the scylla's not ugly

>> No.22083209

>>22083198
The point is that she won't even go there, as opposed to the other mentioned species.

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>>22083162
>Marry hellhound
>Think you'll be in high speed Fast and Furious type movie adventurers for the rest of your life
>After about 10 years she slows down immensely after the kids and everything
>Still dominates you in the bedroom but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
>Not what you expected but you wouldn't trade this life for anything in the world
>Then once the kids finally head off to college she hits you with 10 ton truck of built up lust for all the times you were interrupted by them

>> No.22083213

>>22083161
But /tg/ has like 12 true to KC's setting settings, something like 8 inbetweeners that keep to KC's intent, 3 or so that allow for direct conflict but keep MG's true to character, 1 that's against KC's intent, and some basic funtime world building ideas that didn't really go anywhere that range from being 100% KC style to 1 singular instance of Red Order. Something like 99.9% of /tg/ MG shit is pro-MG/KC. Even the writefags are pro-MG/KC.

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>>22083196
I prefer squid thighs.

>> No.22083245

Friendly reminder that this is the only correct way to hold a loli monstergirl.
https://imgur.com/0IEzetF

>> No.22083253 [DELETED] 

>>22083213
Fuck off /tg/ you obnoxious nigger.

>> No.22083262

>>22083253
>obnoxious nigger.
I'm not him but you're one to talk anon. Seriously man, this amount of consistent negativity can't be good for you.

>> No.22083270 [DELETED] 

>>22083262
/tg/ crossboarders have been fucking cancerous shitposting faggots every single time they infest these threads. Go back now.

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>>22083211
Y'know, I do wonder if MGs would even care that much about kids barging in.
Most of them strike me as the types who would address them without even missing a beat while riding you.

>> No.22083278

>>22083245
That if you're holding her from behind, and grabbing her ass with both hands if holding from the front.

>> No.22083281

>>22083274
If anything, it would be like the sex ed scene from 'Monty Python's Meaning of Life'

>> No.22083282

How many times must I instruct you cretins to not try to argue with people who are acting extremely unreasonable? Do you truly think that you can convince someone who acts so hostile towards you? Don't feed them.

>> No.22083284 [DELETED] 

>>22083270
I'm not from /tg/ anon, though I don't imagine you'd ever believe that. I must say that your lack of self-awarness in the whole 'fucking cancerous shitposting faggots' department is incredibly unhealthy.

>> No.22083292 [DELETED] 

>>22083284
Kill yourself, /tg/.

>> No.22083295

>>22083284
Please sir
Please heed >>22083282

>> No.22083298 [DELETED] 

>>22083282
>don't converse with anyone unless they metaphorically suck your dick at every opportunity.
Pure reddit.

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>>22082548
Siberian White Horns

>> No.22083316

I want a hellhound to viscously tear out my throat with her wicked claws so I may finally feel the sweet release of death.

>> No.22083326

>>22083316
*viciously

>> No.22083333

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

>> No.22083339 [DELETED] 

>>22083292
>>22083333
>Screech like an autistic retard whenever someone makes a slightly out-of-line post
>Thread is now infested with shitposters every thread
Any of you anons ever hear about the Streisand effect? I think you'd find it quite enlightening.

>> No.22083350

>>22083316
Local necromancers thank you for the generous contribution.

>> No.22083351 [DELETED] 

>>22083339
>dude just let me post absolute trash and accept it lol
Off yourself

>> No.22083356 [DELETED] 

>>22083351
>Why doesn't everyone just post what I want? Reee
Hahaha it's rare to see someone who's such a fucking pussy on 4chan. No wonder people like to pick on you.

>> No.22083366 [DELETED] 

>>22083356
Kill yourself, shitposter.

>> No.22083369 [DELETED] 

I want to watch my waifu fuck a monster boy!

>> No.22083371

>>22083356
>if you don't accept shitposters you are a pussy

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>>22083350
Do liches sell parts for those looking to make patchwork zombies? I'm in the market for a lot of undead MEAT.

>> No.22083376

>>22083356
I haven't fallen to the point where I cry because someone posts something on my boards, so I don't think I will.
>>22083371
Yeah, and how has telling them to kill themselves worked so far blockhead?

>> No.22083378 [DELETED] 

>>22083369
I want to watch my waifu fuck a nigger!

>> No.22083379

>>22083371
Or you could just report the real shitposters and not show everyone what a whiny bitch you are.

>> No.22083381

>>22083376
Please just stop replying to the dude. I'm fucking begging you. You will not convince him and you're just causing more off-topic posts. I'm asking you because you seem a little less unreasonable.

>> No.22083382 [DELETED] 

>tfw no futa monster girls
Why are you people so unfun?

>> No.22083385

Ignoring the arguing on the Peruvian Cuisine thread, i wonder if the writefag picked any of the replies

>> No.22083390 [DELETED] 

>>22083382
Don't try to reason with these spergs bro. They are too autistic.

>> No.22083391 [DELETED] 

>>22083381
I gave up hope on this thread a long time ago, friend. I used to think that this was a good place to gather info and talk about the MGE world a few years back. But then people started to screech at anything they deemed slightly out of line, and conjure up arguments about monster boys out of fucking nowhere. If you want to stop the derailment of this thread, you're about 4 years too late.

>> No.22083402 [DELETED] 

>>22083391
t. shitposting nigger assmad that people called him a faggot.

>> No.22083406 [DELETED] 

>>22083382
KC's gone down on record as saying he doesn't care if you OC them in just don't ever expect him to ever write it in himself.

>> No.22083411 [DELETED] 

>>22083402
Oh please. The only people who would get mad because someone called them a faggot on the internet is thin-skinned children like you. You seemed to have mistaken this thread for one of your Tumblr safe spaces, so why don't you skedaddle back there?

>> No.22083414 [DELETED] 

>>22083411
.t mad nigger faggot.

>> No.22083416

>>22083411
Stop replying to him you fucking idiot.

>> No.22083421

>>22083414
You have to go back.

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>> No.22083428 [DELETED] 

>>22083406
Go away futafaggot.

>> No.22083430

>>22083426
I want to see yan moth in Regura's art style

>> No.22083439 [DELETED] 

>>22083416
Okay. Say I do stop replying to him. What does that accomplish? He's one of the bajillion shitposters brought on by this thread's hostility. Every single twitter twat who's ever screeched when someone didn't use their pronouns them has learned the lesson that crying on the internet doesn't make the big bad bullies go away. How the people here haven't learned that is beyond me.

>> No.22083440 [DELETED] 

Post your favorite stories
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17593175

>> No.22083443 [DELETED] 

>>22083439
Go somewhere else if you want to post trash like fatshit, futa, monster boys, ntr or alps.

>> No.22083444 [DELETED] 

>>22083440
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7987012/

>> No.22083446

>>22083439
Have you ever considered the fact that he's doing it intentionally? I thought that was obvious at this point.

>> No.22083450

>>22083426
i wish there were rape doujins with the same amount of sexiness as these two but with different mamono species

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Marry eels.

>> No.22083458 [DELETED] 

>>22083454
Watch eels fuck male eels.

>> No.22083460

>>22083454
They keep slipping away.

>> No.22083464 [DELETED] 

>>22083444
It's confirmed. Monsterboys are now officially part of these threads.

>> No.22083466 [DELETED] 

>>22083446
The only trash here is you, and everyone like you. I'd rather read about alps that read posts where you think "kill youself faggot" is some kind of magic spell to get rid of shitposters.
>>22083446
Of course he's doing it intentionally. That's what shitposters do. The fuckoff fellow I'm currently responding to, on the other hand, has the same mindset as reddit mods. But since he has no power to ban people, he just cries like a baby until they go away.

>> No.22083468 [DELETED] 

>>22083466
>I'd rather read about alps
Then go somewhere else.

>> No.22083472

>>22083466
>Everyone is stupid except me

>> No.22083475

>>22083464
They have been a part of these threads for as long as chaos monsters have existed.

>> No.22083481 [DELETED] 

>>22083475
Maybe now anons won't be such bigots about people wanting to have fun with MGE.

>> No.22083485 [DELETED] 

>>22083468
Nah, I'll stay right here you moralizing faggot. And you are completely powerless to stop me.
>>22083472
>Think screeching at shitposters will make them stop
>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
If you do have intelligence, please show me. I'd be delighted.

>> No.22083489 [DELETED] 

>>22083485
>>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
They don't. Alps and monster boys have no place.

>> No.22083495 [DELETED] 

It was a pig walking on its hind legs

>> No.22083498 [DELETED] 

>>22083489
Delusional as well as stupid. I hope your parents don't feed you any expensive food. It'd be a complete waste of money.

>> No.22083504

>>22083217
>draw 2 human thighs and tentacles coming out from behind
>call it squid thighs

>> No.22083507 [DELETED] 

>>22083498
Go to /lgbt/ if you want to talk about monster boys and alps.

>> No.22083509 [DELETED] 

I think anons only hate monster boys because they are insecure. They know a monster girl (or human woman, for that matter) would never settle for them when they can instead go for a far superior monster boy.

>> No.22083518 [DELETED] 

>>22083507
Why don't you make your own thread if you're so against things that are canon in MGE, you whinging child. In case you don't have eyes, this is a thread largely about MGE, and you don't have any authority to say that these things can't be discussed.

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Friendly reminder.

>> No.22083521

it's a fantasy setting for fun and good-vibes, chill out.

>> No.22083522

>>22083519
Who gives a fuck about that mega faggot KC.

>> No.22083523 [DELETED] 

>Voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

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ants are surprisingly useful. too bad they're underrated

>> No.22083526 [DELETED] 

>>22083509
>>22083518
Get going, faglord.

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>>22083524
They can't really compete with bees.

>> No.22083529 [DELETED] 

>>22083522
People that aren't retarded monster boy faggots.

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>>22083528
ohohoho but that can change

>> No.22083537

>>22083529
KC said that he likes monster boys though.

>> No.22083545

>>22083213
KC also said he will never put in monsterboys and futa.

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>>22083206
Why not butterface?

>> No.22083551 [DELETED] 

>>22083537
Monster boy trash is also not in MGE and never will be.

>> No.22083556

>>22083526
And who's gonna make me? You? As I said, you're a whinging child who has no power over me or anyone else. So keep screaming until you're blue in the face. Hopefully you choke yourself to death.
>>22083545
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Theriomorphosis_Potion

>> No.22083557

>>22083536
>bees can fly and have multiple arms for "multitasking" in the bedroom
>spiders have similar lower bodies, but can also tie up human boys with webbing for gentle femdom bondage
I fail to see ants' advantage.

>> No.22083558 [DELETED] 

>>22083549
Fuck off.

>> No.22083566 [DELETED] 

>>22083556
Go make your monster boy thread then and stop shitting this place up, retard.

>> No.22083567

>>22079305
>Jinko boss
Based

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>>22083557
ants can turn into ant arachne. imagine the transition of species. it's an interesting scenario. bees on the other hand will just cover you in honey and rape you, i mean c'mon wheres the special moment when it comes to bees??

>> No.22083572

>>22083566
Don't think I will. Why don't you make your own monster girl canon that doesn't have monsterboys, doesn't have any alps, then make your own thread about it, dumbfuck.

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>> No.22083577 [DELETED] 

>>22083572
Go somewhere else if you want to talk about monster boys. This place isn't for you.

>> No.22083578

>>22083577
>inb4 'don't think i will'

>> No.22083580

>>22083556
A temporary potion does not mean monster boys are accepted. Hell even chaos husbands all retain the ability to go back to be human at will.

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Post goats.

>> No.22083588

>>22083571
>ant arachne
I may like lazy girls from time to time, but they're just moochers

>> No.22083589

>>22083577
As I said, you're delusional as well as stupid. If you want to deny MGE canon why are you in an MGE thread.
>>22083580
>Monster boys in MGE does not mean monster boys are excepted.
You are a simple boy aren't you.

>> No.22083592

>>22083576
is she winning?

>> No.22083594 [DELETED] 

>>22083589
You are not welcome. Mods have proven time and time again that monster boys aren't for this place.

>> No.22083596

>>22083594
Mods are fags.

>> No.22083597

>>22083588
i wonder if there's a written story out there about a hard-working ant arachne, would be interesting already.

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>> No.22083601
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what i miss?

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>>22083583

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>>22083596
Agreed

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>>22083601
Nothing, really.

>> No.22083607

>>22083601
go to sleep baphy, it'll be the witching hour soon, get some rest.

>> No.22083608

>>22083601
Business as usual. Go back to sleep. 'Early pecker gets the wyrm' or something like that.

>> No.22083612

>>22083594
>Mods decide everything
So you're a redditor then. Go back there.

>> No.22083613

>>22083606
>>22083607
>>22083608
I really should be going to bed, i wake up at 5am, and go to work at 7. (it's 10pm rn)

>> No.22083614

>>22083592
she's huffing so i guess not

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>> No.22083618 [DELETED] 

>>22083612
Rules exist, retard.

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>> No.22083624

>shitposting faggot gets blown the fuck out so hard that he's just spamming monsterboy shit now

>> No.22083625

>>22083618
So do monsterboys in MGE. Don't pretend to start caring about reality now, you delusional fuckwit.

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>>22083576
I want to play games with monster girls...

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I'm so glad anons have finally accepted that monster boys aren't some evil thing that can never be shown.

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>>22083627

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>>22083613
>over 6 hours of sleep
Pshhh.

>> No.22083635 [DELETED] 

>>22083625
>So do monsterboys in MGE
Wrong.

>> No.22083638

>>22079305
>Blue Oni
Do I have to marry her Red Oni sisters that work there as well?

>> No.22083639

>>22083589
Fine. I worded it poorly. Still this thread does not accept everything KC has as canon. Thus any talk of males or incubi in should be assumed to be normal human men or normal human men with big dicks.

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Cats and dogs should be friends.

>> No.22083642

>>22083632
What kind of games would a titania play?
Please don't play Doom in front of your titania onee-chan. It's too scary for her.

>> No.22083645

>>22079826
Do they have anything from the early punk years? I’d love to get an original copy of ‘Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols’!

>> No.22083646

>>22083635
Based retard

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>> No.22083653

>>22083633
Doesn't help that these retards start acting up as soon as i want to go to bed, fucking have fun with the retard storm.

This shit just seems like the case of a little girl who forces her way into playing what the boys are playing, but then gets upset when she has to play by the boy's rules.
TL;DR nigger we didnt ask you to be here, assimilate or get the fuck out

>> No.22083654

>>22083642
definitely nothing that'll make her chuck a fairy into the pixie pit with all the other naughty pixies.
so no mario party.

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>>22083653
Don't get so angry because people want to talk about something that exists in MGE

>> No.22083664

>>22083657
cute!

>> No.22083669

>>22083658
did i ask you to be here?

>> No.22083673

>>22083635
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Theriomorphosis_Potion
De-lu-sion-al
>>22083639
Nobody cares about what you might or might not accept. If it's part of the canon, you deal with it or find a different canon. And you certainly don't attack people who actually do want to follow canon.
>>22083653
Ironic, coming from a reddit-spacing moralfag.

>> No.22083677

>be mods
>warn guy for something non lewd
>do nothing with obvious spam and trolling.
Why are they so fucking useless.

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>>22083669
I don't have to care about what an impenitent child screeches about when I'm discussing something that exists in MGE's setting.

>> No.22083684

>>22083673 anything that isnt nigh unreadable unformated block of text is reddit spacing, just your spacing in this reply is reddit formatting

>> No.22083686 [DELETED] 

>>22083677
>everything I don't like is spamming and trolling
Sad.

>> No.22083688

>>22083658
I'd let them fuck my wife

>> No.22083692 [DELETED] 

>>22083673
Just ignore them, anon. Nobody is breaking any rules so it's not like they can cry to the mods about anything.

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>> No.22083696

>>22083677
they don't actually give a shit they just slap what people report once enough reports have been made.
Ex: one single anon went on a tism spree and reported like 20 posts. Mods saw that for whatever reason this place was getting a lot of reports and just lazily deleted whatever was reported.
You could do the same but for any post containing a vowel and the retards would delete them. That exact thing has been tested and yielded results before fyi.

>> No.22083699

>>22083696
Just curious if he is perma'd or not really.

btw, ctrl+f [deleted] for me is at 105, oof

>> No.22083701

>>22083693
how does she deal with her bunyip neighbors?

>> No.22083703

>>22083696
fuck me that sounds shit.

>> No.22083706 [DELETED] 

>>22083684
Redditfag and a newfag who defends reddit spacing, and you have the gall to tell others to get out.

>> No.22083711

>>22083706
reddit spacing is such a nothing issue anyways, compared to issues that are/were current present in this thread.

>> No.22083720 [DELETED] 

>>22083439
>What does that accomplish?
He loses one venue to shitting up the thread

>> No.22083721

>>22083699
Doubtful. A far bit if mine get done up in such temper tantrums and I'm still kicking. They only do warnings and bans on actual violations otherwise alp posters would be extinct.
>>22083703
You'd almost think they were bots set to autopilot if you didn't know about the discords.

>> No.22083735
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i want to draw umi osho next, any cool ideas as to what i should draw while involving the turtle cutie?

>> No.22083736

>>22083721
I kinda wish I knew what discords these are, just to laugh at them, but wew lad, discord "raiding" (or organized shitposting, whatever you wanna call it) is so fucking gay, it's unreal.

>> No.22083748

>>22083735
Hogtied turtle

>> No.22083753

>>22083735
She should be tied up.

>> No.22083756

The thread are becoming unbearable with all the crossboarding scum trying to impose their shit

>> No.22083765

>>22083756
I told you guys to oust the refugees but noooo.

>> No.22083768

>>22083735
That picture pretty much proves that the ideal umi osho situation is shibari. So seconding the others.

>> No.22083773

>>22083748
>>22083753
>>22083768
gotcha

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>>22083606
>tfw no Baph to sexually tease me

>> No.22083795

>>22083756
These threads have been garbage for a long time.

>> No.22083800

>>22083784
what a bully goat

>> No.22083809

>>22083784
I like sexually inept baphos with suave familiars.

>> No.22083815
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what do you pack for your daughteru's lunch? also i feel oversized strawberry juice pyramids are a must for vamp skeeters

>> No.22083826

>>22083815
Wish I had that oversized strawberry juice pyramid as a kid. Had to settle for that toxic ecto cooler crap.

>> No.22083827

>>22083800
>>22083809
Ah yes, the two ideals for baphomets: Teasing lolidoms and doting imoutos.

>> No.22083830

>>22083815
What's with japan and the pyramid packaging anyway?

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>>22083826
>ecto cooler hi-c
that's because they're meant for ghosts

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>>22083830
it's a mystery

>> No.22083843

>>22083815
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with strawberry jelly (or something else with peanut butter), a snack food like crackers or pretzels, a fruit like strawberries or apples, a few of her favorite candies, and some milk.

>> No.22083861
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What would a night on the town with a sandworm be like?

>> No.22083864

>>22083815
A sandwich, some apples, and a drink,

>> No.22083875

>>22083861
lots of disturbing rumbling and panic everywhere unless she's in her lamia form, then she would feel uncomfortable not being able to dig underground like she's use to, maybe it'll be a fun first experience for her on the surface world while you, being with her, teach her about surface world life

>> No.22083879

>>22083815
Just a massive bottle full of my cum.

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Is this a Latenight or Nav pic?

>> No.22083893

>>22083875
>random bar in downtown MGC
>everything starts rumbling and and shaking
>bottles fall and break
>a fan falls from the ceiling
>everyone panics and hits the deck
>mid carnage a giant hole opens up in the middle of the bar area and several people fall in never to be seen again
>the shaking stops and out pops anon and his sandworm girlfriend acting like nothing happened

>> No.22083898

>>22083880
It's Nav

>> No.22083904

>>22083815
Milk, some veggie, and bone-in meat.

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>>22083632

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>>22083524
A shame.

>> No.22083913 [DELETED] 

>>22083627
go home gamerboi

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>>22083898
Thanks.

>> No.22083922

>>22083905
oh

>> No.22083928

>>22083915
how embarrassing that she ended up in a situation like this!

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>>22083879
what is she, a slime? is having solids floating in her body embarrassing enough for her to only want fluids only instead? dark slimes must be more confident then I thought, they have a core floating in them the whole time

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>>22083922

>> No.22083951

>>22083943
Cum is a liquid anon, you don't have some kind of weird condition do you?

>> No.22083957

>>22081837
somebody draw this please

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>>22083944
i love titania so much, she needs lots of love

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>>22083951
oh no no, i'm asking why she can't eat regular solid food instead of a big thing of cum. also i can easily imagine slimes finding it embarrassing to have objects floating inside them where everyone can see

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>>22083959

>> No.22083970

>>22083967
Oh. I'm not sure slimes do eat solid food.

>> No.22083971

>>22083967
I bet slimes also get embarrassed by having cum floating in weird places inside them. It shows their husband is a pervert. Like having some in her ankle or brain.

>> No.22083973

>>22083959
I would pump lots of love inside her, if you know what I mean

>> No.22083979
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22083979

Touch fluffy tail.

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The church has now armed itself with heavy weapons to deter Mamono.

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How would an MGC professor handle this?

>> No.22083988

>>22083971
imagine a dildo or a penis-shaped stone floating in her lower body signalling other monsters that the slime doesn't have a husband yet. must feel extra embarrassing for her

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>>22082235
Polar Bears are also one of the few large carnivores to actively prey on humans when they get the chance. Tigers are another. I read once that as far as animals go humans actually taste pretty bad even to other predators

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>>22083984
We've got heavier weapons.

>> No.22083997

>>22083985
By getting the fuck out this board you fucking tourist

>> No.22083998

>>22083985
Link to the doujin?

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>>22083998
I think this is it: https://exhentai.org/g/1280225/e1578290aa/

>> No.22084006

>>22083985
i think a mamono professor would want an explanation first before dropping the student out since sex is not obscene to monsters.

>> No.22084008

>>22084004
Neato anon, thanks.

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>>22084008
You're welcome.

>> No.22084014

>>22083967
How else is a momonika nureonago going to accessorize?

>> No.22084017

>>22083969
Fuck off Ace.

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>>22083736
Something popular like /pol/ I can understand (although it's still pathetic), but I never understood the unironic mental illnesses you would need to try to shit up a sfw vanilla monstergirl thread on 4chan

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>> No.22084028

How would you react to the announcement of a serialized slice of life manga based on mge. However it is overseen by KC and the actual manga is drawn and written by Hiro Mashima.

>> No.22084029

>>22084028
Who

>> No.22084034

>>22083990
Humans taste poorly in general due to our diets especially westerners.
Assuming you get a "decent" cut of human it would just taste like stringy and tough poor grade pork. Our offal can often be poisonous, especially the liver and the only decent thing about us is our bone marrow and even that tends to be iffy.

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>>22084022
Nice ass on that doughragon.

>> No.22084040

>>22084029
Guy who wrote Rave, fairy tail, and edens zero.

>> No.22084050

>>22084028
Disappointment. Not a fan of Hiro.

>> No.22084052

>>22084028
I'd ask if it contains alps.

>> No.22084056

>>22084022
I'd sorta understand it if it was people who hated monster girls shitposting, like all the furry raids way back, but trying to shit up a thread about a topic you like because the posters don't care about your own circlejerk is some next level autism. I get that it hurts them, but damn.

>> No.22084061 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22084067

>>22084061
Every thread

>> No.22084070

Does your waifu cry during sex anon?
Do YOU cry during sex anon?

>> No.22084071

>>22084067
Until you like it

>> No.22084072

>>22084070
No?

>> No.22084074

>>22084070
No
Yes

>> No.22084075

>>22083991
>Objective: Protect nee-chan.

>> No.22084091

>>22084070
We're in to some pretty intense BDSM, but I don't think there'd ever be any full-on sobbing on either of our parts anon. Maybe some joyful tearing up on the really meaningful nights, but other than that not really.

>> No.22084099

>>22084091
and what about your daughteru?

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I need Goosebumps, but with Monster Girls.

>> No.22084108

>>22084099
She's not a cryer either anon.

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>>22083985
lol

>> No.22084132

>>22084103
>Billy gets blown chapter
>scene when the mc billy gets sucked and fucked dry by nurse lich.
Hot. I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.

>> No.22084137

>>22084132
>I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.
Naturally.

>> No.22084144

>>22084132
>Lich infiltrates a school to harvest all the shota cum
>the lolis have to track her down and defeat her before she can steal their boys

>> No.22084173

>>22084144
Never read goosebumps. Didn't they always end up as a bad end? Thus a shots getting drained?

>> No.22084179

>>22084137
Nice. I can't wait to see the end of the "mysterious mrs.nemod".

>> No.22084181

>>22084173
Or the lolis end up with the shotas but they're all captured by the Lich and kept for her experiments.

>> No.22084182

>>22084173
I haven't either, dunno lol

>> No.22084185

>>22084181
Two dark. More likely would be that the lolis end up with the shotas, but the lolis are permanently turned into adults.

>> No.22084192

>>22084185
>the lolis are permanently turned into adults
How terrible!

>> No.22084196

>>22084185
I mean, if they're books made to scare little kids I don't think having the lolis turned into adults would be all that scary. This way it's an actual bad end but they still get good husbands.

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>>22084132
>>22084103
R.L.Stine is a visionary!

>> No.22084204

>>22084198
The goosebumps movie would actually be good in this universe.

>> No.22084214

>>22084196
Ah I see then.

>> No.22084215

>>22084204
Imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmwZxnQbox8

>> No.22084229

>>22084215
All I am imagining is that it becomes a straight up porno involving on of the guys and a sexy werewolf or hellhound. Which is a good thing if I am being honest.

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>>22084229
>The Hellhound you brought to life with writing is laying waste to the frozen meat section
>And even after all this time she still remembers your scent

>> No.22084262

>>22084237
Sounds lewd.

>> No.22084269

>>22084198
>'Hey roomie, some friends from hell are coming over to crash, you don't mind do ya?'
>I, wait, what?
>(Screaming hell portal opens in the middle of the room)

>> No.22084291

>>22084237
The worst part about a Hellhound pinning you down is that you can’t reach up to pat her head

>> No.22084317

>>22083211
>but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
Fuck off

>> No.22084330

>>22084317
Not even once?

>> No.22084345

>>22084330
>wanting to dom your waifu
Ew

>> No.22084348

>>22084103
Mana is stored in the breasts

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Hug your bear.

>> No.22084404

>>22083735
I still say that coconut stand is the best idea

>> No.22084413

>>22083735
Lying on the back, unable to get back up and looking flustered. Not quite what Anon was expecting from a wise turtle.

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When the thread sleeps, the mice get to work!

it's only stealing if you get caught!

>> No.22084456

>>22084445
to soon...

>> No.22084628
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New wife picture? What god do you and your wife worship? I worship Eros because it just helps me love my wife more!

>> No.22084645

>>22084628
What species is your wife?

>> No.22084646

>>22084628
Cow god for increased production.

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>>22084645
A bit off color in that picture, but shes a lich!

>> No.22084656

>>22084648
Ah ok. Then yeah I pray to Hathor for fertility, Eros for love, and the fallen god for lust. My wife was an order nun and has changed to warrior nun for all three. Her most fervent support is for Eros. I also follow the three, but am unsure on what one I support the most.

>> No.22084752

>>22084656
All three? That sounds like a very dangerous wife.
>worships Hathor, Eros, and the fallen god
>she's a walking fertility goddess with permanent heart pupils and a mind filled with sex
>all of her tenants feed into each other perfectly
>her heightened lust drives her to mate with you, allowing her to share her love for you and try to wring you of all your baby-batter
>her strengthened love for you urges her to bear your children and feeds her libido for passionate mating sex
>her empowered fertility allows her to birth you daughters, the manifestation of her love for you, and increases her hunger for the part of you that makes such an act possible
Such a wife is truly a gift from the goddesses that I'd do anything to have.

>> No.22084762

>>22084628
All the monster gods really. That includes demon lord herself

>> No.22084774

>>22084752
Yeah exactly! I pray every day to all three for gifting me such a wife! Of course i also thank the demonlord for allowing me to have her at all!

>> No.22084895

>>22079305
>Beelzebub
What the hell was I thinking when I took the internship working for a massive waste disposal corporation?

>> No.22084901

>>22084204
They would be full blown porn flick adaptations of the books. Undead and demons would have that market cornered.

>> No.22084925

>>22084895
She has a devil put aside for me?

>> No.22085002

>>22084925
Will you do the fandango?

>> No.22085009

>>22082778
nice tail

>> No.22085016

>>22082778
I'm going to put on a nice suit, some blackface and an afro and I'm going to block her access to the pool.

>> No.22085035

>>22085016
That takes me back

>> No.22085042

>take my bike home from work
>ten minutes later it's pouring cats and dogs
Thanks for covering my commute, Ryu-chan!

>> No.22085065

>>22085016
When the pool is closed, is that not love?

>> No.22085100

>>22085042
I love the rain so bring it on Ryu-chan!

>> No.22085104

>>22084628
I don't think that's a standard Nun outfit.

>> No.22085131

>>22084628
poseidon

>> No.22085138

>>22084628
Maybe Hel to become an immortal undead or, since she is a chaos monster, a cult worshiping the abyssal gods but I would like to know more about them first.

>> No.22085264

>>22085104
Wait till you see what the mikos are wearing then.

>> No.22085308

You ever have days where you just want to wake up to a face full of Centaur pussy?

>> No.22085344

>>22085308
Yeah. Every day.

>> No.22085398

>>22085308
only if it's after i've incubized and whitehorn-san kept me warm all night by laying on top of me.

>> No.22085408

>>22085308
And then you shove your entire arm in it

>> No.22085479
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>>22085308
Sometimes.

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What kind of weather is best for Orcs?

>> No.22085529
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>> No.22085537

>>22085529
Nationalist fox!

>> No.22085542

>>22085512
You know what's kinda weird? We don't associate P'orcs with truffles, not even in a "they want YOUR truffle(penis)" kind of way.

That's one of the more obvious associations but neither KC nor us really do it.

>> No.22085546

>>22085542
Truffle pigs aren't exactly an everyday occurrence. I don't even know what one tastes like.
Truffle, not pig. I know what pig tastes like.

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You have failed me again, Executus!

>> No.22085603

>>22085546
Don’t say that so loudly, you’re making them blush.

>> No.22085608

>>22085585
it must be so rare for a lava golem to find a husband

>> No.22085609

>>22085603
Pigs are shameless hedonists, they won't blush.

>> No.22085616

>>22085608
Primitive tribes throw many virgin men down volcanoes

>> No.22085623

>>22085609
can i make an mg blush when i pull out the speculum?

>> No.22085630

>High heels
>long legs
>tight skirt,
>great skin
>Inducing thoughts of sin…

>> No.22085631

>>22085609
blushing = aroused != embarrassed

>> No.22085636

>>22085623
Possibly.
>>22085631
I see, so it was math.

>> No.22085643

>>22085603
I want to make an Italian P'orc embarrassed by calling her "Porco Dia". Not even sexually, just make her groan at a stupid pun.

>> No.22085647

>>22085630
Post pictures of this.

>> No.22085648

>>22085630
>top coat
>top hat
>don’t worry cause my wallet’s fat
>black shades
>white gloves
>looking sharp
>looking for love...

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>>22085585
Cute oven.

>> No.22085665
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>>22083736
People always blame discords, but 90% of discord raids hit porn boards, specifically /gif/ and /h/. The megafaggots are the ones coming from twitter and shit to nab images because they're physically incapable of searching pixiv or a booru. The threads, and even /jp/ barely had an identity but now we have newfags pretending that only redditors misuse double spacing or replying to decent posts with "use a fucking pastebin" instead of the classic tl;dr. I won't say it's cancer–new generations are meant to come and go–but it's always gonna be obnoxious.
But, that's just the grumpy old faggot talking. The threads haven't degenerate to the point of posting basedjak every other image, so it's not even remotely close to the absolute fucking garbage /k/ and /v/ ended up in, and that's part of the main reason I'm still here. Also, I really, really fucking love monstergirls, so there's that.

>> No.22085671

>>22083736
>, just to laugh at them,
You ain't fooling me

>> No.22085678

>>22085665
There's a world of difference between telling someone to use pastebin and tl;dr though. One is helpful advice and the other is a dismissal.

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>click-clack click-clack click-clack

>> No.22085698

>>22085678
Not always

>> No.22085702

>>22085630
>>22085648
>black coat
>black shoes
>black hat
>Cadillac
The girls a time bomb...

>> No.22085703

>>22085697
Better than squeaky boots

>> No.22085724

non-waifu monster parts that you want to touch.
>familiar puff

>> No.22085725

>>22085678
I mean if you need more than two posts to drop something, yeah, but saying a post that didn't even hit the 5000 character limit deserves it's own pastebin is just plain ridiculous.

>> No.22085740

>>22084628
I don't think my wife would worship any god but I would be an Ares follower.

>> No.22085746

>>22085725
i agree, i'm not about to open a link for a post or two of green.

>> No.22085752

>>22079305
>Nereid
Oh shit, I can't swim. At least this explains where the fuck all of these barnacles came from. How much weed was I smoking? I hope the chick from the 3rd floor didn't get fired, I need her THC-free bladder juice. But not in a weird way. Wait a minute, you can't even get urine samples underwater. Hell yes, everything's coming up anon today! I'm going to enjoy my new career at... Underwater Salvage, Reclamation, and Adult Entertainment LLC? Damn it, I don't have the technical training for underwater operations, man. Shit, just realized that I can't smoke underwater either...

>> No.22085784
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>>22085752
>barnacles

>> No.22085792
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>>22085724
Eel ears.

>> No.22085805

>>22079692
I don't want to buy any more fucking Thin Mints, and winogoat is objectively better. Also, loligoats get carded everywhere, and their fake ID's say they're underage.

>> No.22085811

>>22085784
She's pretty cute. Why do people bitch about barnacles again?

>> No.22085819
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>>22085697
Stupid sexy kikis and their built-in clackers

>> No.22085839
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>>22085811
Probably because some people still think they take multiple husbands at once.

>> No.22085855
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>>22085835

>> No.22085863

>>22079285
Orange juice

>> No.22085879

>>22085855
I hope my kiki never finds out that kiki legs make me diamonds. I don't need my kiki thinking she can be smug around her master.

>> No.22085883
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>>22085724
Bat wings

>> No.22085898

>>22085883
>gyaru bat
How does she tan if she's nocturnal?

>> No.22085905
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>>22085724
Sharp teeth.

>> No.22085931

>>22085898
In a tanning salon

>> No.22085934
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>>22085898
Tanning lotion.

>> No.22085936

>>22085883
i love gyaru monsters so much. i love her already

>> No.22085941

>>22085905
i wish more girls had those

>> No.22085967
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>>22085941
Me too.

>> No.22086009

>>22085898
Just sleep outside

>> No.22086067
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22086067

Fox or raccoon?

>> No.22086082

>>22086067
Always the fox

>> No.22086111

>>22085905
I want to touch shark skin. Imagine the rough texture, those amazing muscles coiled below the taught skin, and the throbbing as your spirit energy drains from your hands. Must be heavenly.

>> No.22086119
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>> No.22086124

>>22085724
Slime texture (particularly shog)

>> No.22086129

>>22086111
Mershark is another girl on the list of MGs that can make you cum just from hugging.

They're probably very smug and aggressive about it, too.

>> No.22086136

>>22085724
I only would ever touch my waifu.

>> No.22086161
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>>22086129

>> No.22086172
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>>22086082
Based.

>> No.22086204
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>>22085724
Titania wings.

>> No.22086216

>>22086136
But which parts would you touch the most?

>> No.22086228

>>22085724
Hellhound's fluff.

>> No.22086268
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>> No.22086348

>>22086216
I want to grope and molest my loli Night Gaunt wife's slimy flat little chest.

>> No.22086354
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>>22086119
>on the style
>correct english script
Whenever I see some random English script in Japanese art I wonder. Do Japanese artists know basic amounts of english or do they just put it through a translator and then copy it?

>> No.22086389

>>22085630
https://youtu.be/Kg8rFE8OtCA

>> No.22086427
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>> No.22086468
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>>22086354
IS THAT

>> No.22086476

>>22086427
What's happening at the bottom?

>> No.22086491

>>22086476
Pslime going on a rampage.

>> No.22086503

>>22085967
Cute!

>> No.22086510

>>22086067
Raccoons are pretty good too.

>> No.22086511

>>22086491
Pslime said it's not her though and pslime chan never lies! Plus she is wearing religious symbols so you know she is extra trust worthy.

>> No.22086517

>>22086119
What a hat!

>> No.22086518

>>22086468
I want to surprise full Nelson a MGC dark elf LEO.

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>>22086517

>> No.22086536

>>22086518
Lego?

>> No.22086543

>>22086527
Meh no longer interested. Not even worth a key.

>> No.22086561

>>22086543
Meaning

>> No.22086566

>>22086536
Law enforcement officer or LEO for short.

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>>22086536

>> No.22086602

>>22086543
Key for what?

>> No.22086603

>>22086602
TF2 key

>> No.22086632
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22086632

Worst monster girl teachers
>Anubis
>Inflexible strict class and schedule
>If school closes down for a day she's thrown completely off course
>Starts constantly complaining about how she won't get to cover everything
>This complaining causes her to lose more class time for teaching
>But she never changes her test to reflect this so it'll be on the test even if she never went over it
>Will never negotiate grades or dare listen to some lowly student of hers
>If you ever ask a question she'll insult you then just repeat herself from earlier
>If you ask her to explain it in a different way she'll just insult you then ignore you

>> No.22086640

>>22086632
Give her a surprise dicking after class. That'll change her tune

>> No.22086651
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>>22086632
Jabberwock-she'll give you a passing grade for sexual favours even if your academic performance is terrible.

>> No.22086666

>>22086651
>Jabberwock fucks every student of hers
>Gets awarded best teacher of the year for her classes' outstanding preformance

>> No.22086672

>>22086632
Lich-sensei is a genuine genius, but is too autistic to properly explain questions of students if they don't understand something.

>> No.22086681

>>22086632
I think I was in one of her classes.

>> No.22086685

>>22086651
>>22086666
get your 3dpd outta here.

>> No.22086690

>>22086632
She's just bitter none of her male students has a crush on her.

>> No.22086696

>>22086690
Maybe they'd have a crush on her if she fucked them like jabberwock-san did

>> No.22086706

>>22086632
>Hellhound gym teacher
>Under no circumstances will she allow boys to be put in danger of injury
>for the most part this means that the class gets split by gender and the girls get to do all the fun stuff because “they can take it”
>it’s a piss-easy grade but it’s pretty dull usually
>on days where the class hits the weights room, you all must have an MG partner to watch you
>you always keep getting picked by this weird oomukade
>[heavy breathing]

>> No.22086710

>>22085839
Slander and liable on poor barnacle-chan. S m h. She can't help it that she's a doormat for the tentacle types. If she can't stand up to Scylla then she might as well have pleats or creases. Due to having to continuously fold before the denizens of the deep.

>> No.22086718

>>22086690
>one day she senses a crush from a male student
>she confronts him on it
>”Do you enjoy my regal appearance? My soft fur? My intellectual mind?”
>”Honestly, miss, I uh-um, I’m a bit of a masochist.”
>”What.”
>”The way you torture us students, kinda excites me. Its like I’m holding on to the edge of life or death each day.”

>> No.22086732

>>22084648
>working woman
huehuehue

>> No.22086738

>>22086632
Jorou-Gumo
>Night classes?
>[Rape face in multiple choice format]
Nah. Just don't, anon.

>> No.22086747

>>22086597
>>22086566
Why are legos so expensive now?

>> No.22086760

>>22086685
What

>> No.22086768

>>22086690
>crush

>> No.22086772

>>22086747
Because they actually work as opposed to knock-offs.
Although nowadays minecraft is a lot cheaper.

>> No.22086773

>>22086760
Monsters (with the possible exception of bicorns, though that is only towards bringing other women into her man's harem) are monogamous. Once they had their first taste of a man they stick around for life. Longer if she is demonic or undead.

>> No.22086774

>>22086747
Superior Netherlands Engineering

>> No.22086790

>>22086760
That jabberwock is acting like a typical 3dpd fucking everyone.

>> No.22086802

>>22086790
>>>/r9k/

>> No.22086812
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>>22086690
>implying
I had a crush on our stern esl teacher in high school
once she made a hymen joke at me that nobody else got

>> No.22086816

>>22086802
Isnt r9k mostly trannies now?

>> No.22086822

>>22086802
>no longer allowed to dislike slut monstergirls.
No.

>> No.22086832

>>22086666
Hot.

>> No.22086868
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>>22086790
Typical 3dpd's don't fuck everyone.
They fuck everyone but (you).
Slut monstergirls fuck literally everyone.

>> No.22086871

>>22086685
Aside from >22086666 >22086802 being the perfect storm of bait that will make that guy legitimately flip out later, what's wrong with >>22086651? Inb4 there's nothing in the Wonderland fossil record to indicate academic dishonesty.

>> No.22086884

>>22086868
Even Cwc was able to get laid

>> No.22086892

>>22086822
No you're not
Off to the reeducation camp for you .

>> No.22086897

>>22086812
I never had crush on anyone really, I never felt love whatsoever either
>>22086884
look where he is now.

>> No.22086901

>>22086897
Technically ahead of you

>> No.22086904

>>22086685
Wock-sensei's private lessons are for her favorite student only.

>> No.22086910
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22086910

Regarding >22086868 and the like: Wow, it really is going down-hill over here. Take my up-goat, weeb pals. Y'all are going to need a drink, try and spread out the reeing to avoid aneurysms...

>> No.22086916

>>22086897
>I never felt love whatsoever either
;__;

>> No.22086929

>>22086901
the only thing he's ahead of me is his brain's decay before death.

>> No.22086968

>>22086910
>weeb
>Y'all
Where do you think we are?

>> No.22086970

>>22086871
>>22086651 implies she fucks all her students.

>> No.22086989
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>> No.22086997

>>22085839
>>22085811
Because barnacles are really fucking gross creatures

>> No.22087008
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22087008

Spats.

>> No.22087027

>>22086916
It just passed me trough the years, I mean I feel sexual desire and urge to fuck females, but nothing more. I wish I did tho.

>> No.22087030

>>22087008
Spats make for excellent wedgies.

>> No.22087032
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>>22086897
>I never felt love whatsoever either

>> No.22087035

>>22086884
By a prostitute

>> No.22087045

>>22087032
Eros is cute CUTE!

>> No.22087067

>>22086812
>You will never be her errand boy
Feels bad

>> No.22087086

>>22087032
I bet Eros and her entire cupid squad would be mad as shit at me. Maybe its probably for the best that the portals will never open.

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>>22087045

>> No.22087093

>>22087032
Why did fatfags have to claim eros

>> No.22087110

>>22087032
I never either

>> No.22087111

>>22087035
He got it done

>> No.22087117

>>22087093
You cant have a love goddess without love handles

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>>22087117
This is the perfect body for a love goddess.
Love isn't lustful rutting.

>> No.22087134

>>22087117
Yes you can and those are called fat rolls

>> No.22087135

>>22087093
>>22087117
>>22087122
I still want to see a buff Houri

>> No.22087139

>>22087089
I bet she's a dork who loves watching people get all lovey dovey.

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>> No.22087146

>>22087122
id fuck this
but I wouldt marry

>> No.22087151
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Just had another comm come in from Nano, its a sketch sheet of the wife in various fun outfits. He always does such a great job.

>> No.22087156

>>22087089
>>22087139
Sounds cute!

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>>22087146
You're going to hell, anon

>> No.22087162

>>22086897
>spoiler
Same here. I have familial love, but never/nothing romantic

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>>22086897
I, too, know this feel. My ever expanding apathy knows no limits.

>> No.22087167

>>22086989
>When a snake gets caught in your fishnet

>> No.22087168

>>22087151
Nice wife anon.

>> No.22087174

>>22085724
Loli Salamander tail

>> No.22087178

>>22086897
i have only felt love toward fictional characters

>> No.22087182

>>22087151
I see you're a patrician of taste, as all Witch waifus must have a hat that rivals Beatrice or Logan. To do otherwise would be heretical.

>> No.22087187

>>22087111
Doesn't really count though

>> No.22087188 [DELETED] 

>>22086968
So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
>>22086970
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
>>22087146
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

>> No.22087192

>>22087151
I want to be her foot stool

>> No.22087193
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>>22086968
So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
>>22086970
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
>>22087146
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Whoops, forgot the most important part.

>> No.22087194

>>22087188
Crap the birds have discovered invisibility.

>> No.22087197
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>> No.22087200

>>22087194
Aaaaayyyy. Ya got me. They are some sneaky ones. She came back to visibility for someone. Might be you, man.

>> No.22087209

>>22087122
[ X ] Aphrodite wants to know your location

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>>22087162
>>22087166
>>22087178
Its becoming scary how much you guys resemble me. Change while you can, this life is shit.

>> No.22087228

>>22087213
I think most of us are in this position, although to be honest I see it as a blessing instead of a curse at this point All my friends and family are getting messy divorces/breaking up/are way more miserable than I am. Relationships with 3Ds aren't the nice fairy tale happy ending we'd get with monsters

>> No.22087239

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76825985

>> No.22087244

>>22087168
Thanks, anon!
>>22087182
Yeah, when it comes to witch hats its go large or go home. It can double up as an umbrella!
>>22087192
She's more of the gentle loving femdom sort at heart

>> No.22087256

>>22087213
Cute awoo.

>> No.22087257

>>22086812
i never had a crush and even when i had a gf,
granted she was sort of forced on me.

>> No.22087263

>>22087257
A whole lotta emotionally dead people ITT
;__;

>> No.22087289

>>22087213
>>22087228
>>22087257
I had a few crushes in my life and all of them passed with time. I doubt I'll ever find out what it's like to be genuinely in romantic love, but that's probably for the better.

>> No.22087290

>>22087263
i feel things for fictional characters,
thats not dead.

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>>22083213
Based and dicepilled. Quite true, man. Additionally, we've got more class than whoever the hell these shitposting autists are. Did I miss the periodic flip out, or did that dude finally learn about weed?

>> No.22087301

why do they call it crush?

>> No.22087306

>>22087295
>This (>>22087193) is class to /tg/fags
It is such a wonder no one likes you.

>> No.22087310
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>>22087295
>replying to an 18-hour-old post from a dead shitstorm

>> No.22087330

>>22087188
>>22087193
So you deleted your post to include a monster girl pic and feel like you'll get included because you're "posting related pics". Fuck off nigger

>> No.22087336

>>22087263
I’m emotional, just not romantically interested in anything or anyone.

>> No.22087341

>>22087306
Aw, I'm going to cry in my beer. At any rate, recall that class is relative. Beggars can't be choosers etc. Also, you missed the pun, man. That is why no one invites you to parties. ;)
>>22087310
Been busy, but thanks for the heads up. Guess I'll catch the next one. The shitstorms are looking to have a more legitimate basis than usual if some of the crap is becoming standard. At least the new guys are slowly but surely catching up to canon, right?
>>22087330
Newfag detected. Is your logic normally that bad or did you have to practice grinding the pathetic remnants of your brain through shit-chan?

>> No.22087346
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>>22087263
Such is life

>> No.22087349

you have to go back

>> No.22087360

>>22087263
I love my waifu but I have never loved a 3D woman.

>> No.22087364

>>22087263
I have romantic feelings, it’s just that they have never applied to any girl that didn’t at least have animal ears for my entire goddamn life. I was messed in the head from the start.
This fact necessarily disqualifies real people from being the target.

>> No.22087366

>>22087295
Fuck off knob and socks.

>> No.22087367

>>22087364
have you told your therapist this?

>> No.22087373

>>22087367
Why would I tell anyone I know?

>> No.22087375

>>22087263
Where do you think we are?

>> No.22087379 [SPOILER] 
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>>22085529
I would remind her why we won the war. By conquering her like Rance and taking her as my bride once I have her knocked up with our little kits.

>> No.22087380

>>22087364
I'm somewhat similar, but its only applied to 2D women. Even before I had the internet I liked April O'neil from the animated TMNT back in the 90s and anime only made this issue much worse. Real women just can't compare.

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>> No.22087389

>>22087375
hell apparently

>> No.22087397

>>22087263
I'm not emotionally dead, I'd just rather live with my comfy fantasies that probably won't ever happen rather than live a life of misery and denial with a 3D.

>> No.22087403

>>22087366
Sup. I can't, the autism nouveau of this thread both draws the eye and a sense of existential horror that puts Yugi autism to shame. You guys are getting it worse than we did when DnDers collectively crapped their pants en masse.

>> No.22087414

what you doin home so early?

>> No.22087416

>>22087403
What’s wrong with YuGiOh?

>> No.22087421

>>22087263
What do you expect from a thread full of women-hating incels?

>> No.22087425

Only 100 days left until Christmas anon! It's never too early to think about happy holiday times with your monster waifu!

>> No.22087429

>>22087421
Hey fuck you buddy, my celibacy is 100% voluntary. Also I don't 'hate' anybody, hate isn't worth my time.

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>>22087425
If it’s not even Thanksgiving yet it is far too early, Ms. Nuki.

>> No.22087442

>>22087429
>replying

>> No.22087443

>>22087429
>Taking the bait
Anyone using incel on any board is a troll.

>> No.22087446

>>22087429
Same here.