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Keep cold girls warm.

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>> No.22099550

Thick thighs save lives.

>> No.22099551

>being a full-fledged engineer in a goblin factory
>blueprints look completely wack and made whit crayons in some times
>some are straight up pictures of the chief engineer giving a thumbs up
>everyone else look at them as if they make sense and even change some things
>vehicles are working and being produced and ridicule speed
>you are not doing nothing but everyone else around you acts as if you are the MVP of the building
>chief states that you being here has increased everyone spirit and productivity, also your welcome party stars as soon as the whistle for lunchtime sounds
>Wonder why they pay you to be here

>Everyone pats you on the back but they can only reach your butt

>it's the ol' baseball friendly butt slap but every mamano run company and coworker insist in their culture it extends far beyond just baseball and sports
>fuck up the Jakobs contract
>boss gives you a promotion and a congratulatory butt slap
>for the rest of the day all your coworkers "congratulate" you throughout the day on your new promotion
>work at an ER
>lose a patient coming in from an 18 semi-truck pile up
>everyone from the neurosurgeons to the janitors drops by your wing to give you a cheer up and go get em butt slap
>work a construction job
>you're pretty half assed even if your job is hauling chunks of concrete and scrap from here to the big ass pile on the corner of the property
>every single crew member including management takes the time to give you an encouraging buttslap and to compliment you on your ability to carry giant chunks of [insert debris type here]
>you had three-fold wallet in your jeans back pocket when you started out that morning but by noon all that's left is various scraps of leather, some worn down and outright shattered cards, and bits of green confetti that use to be bills leading up to the pile and away from it
>your jeans don't even have a back pocket anymore just a noticeably lighter blue almost white patch on one ass cheek where a pocket and wallet used to be

>> No.22099570

I wanna turn three cocky know-it-all frigid bullies into three thick brained and thick bodied dumb submissive P'orcs!

>> No.22099572

>>22099536
i don't favor exquisite looking monsters so i choose lich-san to be my wife and play thing for eternity!

>> No.22099574
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>>22099536
Best OP in a while, perfect duo.

>> No.22099576

I want a CC monster to call me her onii chan while I fuck her.

>> No.22099586

>>22099551
Man it really needs some love in the grammar department. Looks like it was written by the gobo boss.

>> No.22099596

>>22099586
Do Goblin wives paint husband's cock red so it'll go faster?

>> No.22099614

>>22099596
No that's for the hips. They paint it green cause green is best!

>> No.22099632
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>>22099550
and thick tails!

>> No.22099649
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22099649

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>> No.22099662

>>22099649
a shokk attack gun

>> No.22099669
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>>22099550
They can save you from the cold

>> No.22099678

>>22099632
You know what the say about thick tails, right?

>> No.22099681
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>> No.22099690

>>22099649
a deluxe resort for couples and all the furniture has the latest sex toys built in

>> No.22099691

>>22099681
Big aussie breasts!

>> No.22099695

>>22099678
it's a sign of fertility and i need to fill her with babies.

>> No.22099704
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>>22099695
Yeah that’s what they say.

>> No.22099714

I want to run a monsterization/incubization clinic with my waifu! Bring happiness and joy to all women and their husbands!

>> No.22099715

Take a bicycle to keep up with a centaur when she goes jogging

>> No.22099716

Country gal seeing the big city for the first time, or urban woman out in the boonies for the first time?

>> No.22099724
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>a team of 7 foot tall warrior mommy dark elves are looking for a healslut/stress-relief toy.

>> No.22099730

>>22099716
First one

>> No.22099733

>>22099714
i'd run an inn extended from my house and cook things

>> No.22099735

>>22099716
I have fond memories of watching green acres at my grandparents house so the second one.

>> No.22099739 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22099748

>Have to replay Monhun after my hard drive died.
I need a nerdy MG to play with.

>> No.22099752

>>22099733
Sounds comfy. Would you get your daughter's to help out?

>> No.22099756
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>>22099748
I don't have the banshee or titania pics saved

>> No.22099759

>>22099739
On paper I agree but we're sliding towards an environment where love, personality, and basic humanity are getting rarer and rarer, so monstergirls are being used to fufill every wish, rather than the exotic ones

>> No.22099764

>>22099756
I'd play with cute bat.

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>>22099759
>replying

>> No.22099773

>>22099752
absolutely, i don't want to have things needing done when i'm cooking and be short on hands.

>> No.22099779
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>>22099724
>Say you're a priest and agree to be healslut for them
>Night before raid and they're constantly throwing their arms around you and rubbing your thighs
>Just play it off as you're too innocent to understand what they want
>Make it to the final boss with low health because healing isn't your strong suit
>They just think you're new to raiding and don't berate you
>Boss downs your party since you're not a good healer
>Leaves you alone though since you're just a healer and can't hurt her
>Even invites you to do so, letting you have the first blow
>You mind control her and walk her off the edge of the arena into the chasm below
>You take all the loot from the raid and leave your party still downed
>Go to different town and sell your services as a healslut to another party

>> No.22099789

What if Lilith was dethroned and all the monsters reverted back to their old selves and started killing and devouring their husbands

>> No.22099790
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>> No.22099801

>Want to get away from this world and live with monster wife
>The more I imagine living with her the more I realise I'd miss things from this world and that going with her would be a mistake
>Plus monsters are really grabby and I don't care for being touched, so I'd need more time than they'd probably tolerate before I'm comfortable with it
>Probably wouldn't get the amount of alone time I'd need either
>Then there's the having kids thing which KC says they reay want but I don't
>What the fuck would we even talk about?
This completely fictional what if situation depresses me far more than it should. I hate the way I overthink things.

>> No.22099811

>>22099551
>goblin factory
Isn't that just what goblins call their wombs?

>> No.22099813
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>>22099789
>Also, by continuing to have sex with their husbands and build up power, the world becomes more saturated with the succubus energy. This has the function of maintaining the present system of the Demon Lord and monsters. If they are raised into Succubi of enormous power as successors of the Demon Lord, then even if the Demon Lord were to be destroyed by the Chief God, the world would still be full of their demonic energy. The current world of carnal relations between humans and monsters could still be maintained.
Sorry /tg/, you're not crashing our party today.

>> No.22099819

>>22099801
mg's still pursue hobbies like the wurm duo who make wine or whatever so they have plenty to talk about.

>> No.22099827
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>>22099649
>draw up plans for a ray gun and hand them to your gremlin wife
>she doesn't entirely understand it, but puts one together anyways
>after it's finished, she asks you what it does
>you zap her and she turns into a thicc shortstack

>> No.22099846
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22099846

What will you do?

>> No.22099855

>>22099846
>G
>E
I don't know what those stats are. But I chose to tickle her, she can't focus on casting spells if she's laughing

>> No.22099856

>>22099827
Better have given her head pats and deep dickings for her good work.

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>>22099536
On it.

>> No.22099871

>>22099856
Of course. All shorties deserve deep gut fuckings followed by gallons of virile seed dumped in their wombs.

>> No.22099879

>>22099864
Why was sister yuki not invited?

>> No.22099883
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>Bunyip is encouraged by a friend to stop worrying about the guy she likes and 'just go for it'
>Next time he's near the edge of the water she coils up her tail as tightly as she can and lunges at him from the depths with all the power of a small vehicle
>He wakes up twenty minutes later, coughing up lake water and with three broken ribs from her frantic CPR chest compressions. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, ALSO I LOVE YOU"

>> No.22099894

>>22099883
So love really does hurt

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Foxes in cosplay.

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>>22099879
She's in timeout after freezing this innocent stump man

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>>22099894

>> No.22099949

>>22099855
G is the good boy stat and E is the energy stat

>> No.22099950

>>22099846
>tf no MGE RPG to play where you can get enemy monsters to join your party and fuck them during your quest anytime

>> No.22099965

>>22099871
Good man.

>>22099938
That seems like something sister tsurara would do! Surprised to see yuki do it.
All those confused yetis are so cute! I hope they can thaw him out and get the snugs they deserve.

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>>22099950
KC is working on such a game right know.

>> No.22099979

>>22099968
What a stellar design. I bet she has some great nips. Real suckable ones.

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>>22099965
They should ask ignis-san for help.

>> No.22099991

I walked out my front door at 10 of 7 to go to work and arrived there at exactly 7 in the morning.
I walked back in my front door after driving straight home from work at 20 after 8 in the evening.
I desperately need a Kikimora.

>> No.22100020

Cake vampire gf or cake witch gf

>> No.22100023
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>>22099748

>> No.22100025
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>Girtablilu momster

>> No.22100037
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22100037

Post sweaters.

>> No.22100047

>>22099968
too bad he's doesn't have enough time to worm on this game

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>>22100037
Is there such a thing as too comfy?

>> No.22100052
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>>22100037

>> No.22100055

>>22099968
what if KC makes music for the game and ends up being touhou-tier and we get musicfags doing remixes of his songs or something

>> No.22100061

>>22099968
Those stock rpgmaker graphics are worrying
He'd better make up for it

>> No.22100069

>>22100048
dumb sheep

>> No.22100070
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>>22100037
Nopan

>> No.22100071

Well shit, i finally went through every chapter of Monster girl Saga and Magusanon story. What the fuck do i read now?

>> No.22100075
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>>22100025
Momsters are the best. I want to marry my momster and knock her up good.

>> No.22100083

>>22099983
>haha what if I drew a normal girl but put a fire effect on her hair

>> No.22100084
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>>22100047
>worm on

>> No.22100089

>>22099772
How in the goddamn did I miss all those all this time
Jesus christ I'm unattentive

>> No.22100097

>>22100084
i meant work. not worm as in sandworm, greenworm, or wurm worm.

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>> No.22100159

>>22100055
We just tell them /utg/ said it was shit and watch the fight play out.

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Are hellhounds as tall as the average height of human women or are they much bigger?

>> No.22100170

>>22100161
much bigger. they have height advantage

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>> No.22100181

>>22100161
I want a tall, imposing hellhound with massive breasts.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1485730/cbcd91b17c/
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>> No.22100190

>>22100181
If she can see you when you're standing immediately in front of her, either she's not tall enough or her tits aren't big enough.

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>> No.22100198

>>22100190
Exactly.
If I can't be hidden by her chest, she's lacking in one of those departments.

>> No.22100216

>>22100061
I rather he focus his efforts in the character art and the history.

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Always keep your snake warm.

>> No.22100225

>>22100221
Wouldn't have a lot of sneks in the Midwestern states if they don't have blankets or jackets.

>> No.22100235

>>22100225
What? The midwest has plenty of real-life snakes. I had to kill a huge snake once that wouldn't leave the area of my front door.

>> No.22100243

>>22100235
Not a lot.
They're still around but they're not swarming.

And really? You couldn't just leave it alone and go out a different door?

>> No.22100256

>>22100243
No. It was in my way and kept threatening to bite me.

>> No.22100262

>>22099813
I want to roll her dark matter ball like a katamari.

>> No.22100264

>>22100243
>They're still around but they're not swarming.
I feel like lamias would be really popular because of this fact. They'd be a rare sight and seen as more exotic for those of us living in the Midwest. It'd just suck for the lamias, as for several months of the year, going outside would be treacherous, and their main priority is just keeping warm.

>> No.22100275

>>22100256
So that's why you didn't just use a different door, or use a broomstick to move it out of the way?

>>22100264
More like half a year.
Plus side, I know at least in Michigan there'd be Deer Whitehorns everywhere.
Also a surprising amount of holsts.

>> No.22100291

>>22100275
>More like half a year.
Well, I guess if you live in the northern part of the Midwest
>Michigan
And in the worst state known to mankind.
But worry not, those of us a little farther south will take good care of all the lamias.

>> No.22100302

>>22100291
To make it 'worse' I live in the Western part of the state.
Aka: The part that goes for months without seeing the sun.

Plus side, there's a lot of nature ones I could probably find about.
Also holsts.

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>>22100275
If you're cold they're cold, let them in

>> No.22100320

>>22100256
>No. It was in my way and kept threatening to bite me.
It was probably mad that you weren't paying attention to it.

>> No.22100322

>>22100304
Well yeah but there's still times they'd probably want to go outside.
They can't be cooped up all winter.

>> No.22100342

>>22100262
Have you ever heard of Khepri?

>> No.22100343

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that gentle clipping is needed when an alraune wants a new do.
Even plants need to spruce themselves up every now and then.

>> No.22100356

>>22100342
Yeah but a Lim's would be more fun.

>> No.22100390 [DELETED] 

>ftw you will never coom inside your waifu

>> No.22100400 [DELETED] 

>tfw you will never coom inside your waifu

>> No.22100419
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>> No.22100426

>>22099572
I favour exquisite looking monsters, so the little Wight with a big butt to play with would be my choice.

>> No.22100427 [DELETED] 

>>22100419
>tfw you will never coom all over her face

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Polymorphing must be a strange experience for liliraunes.

>> No.22100442

>>22100419
>Shark teeth aren't hot
Whomst are these heretics?

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>>22100442
You tell me.

>> No.22100471

I've got a nosebleed first thing in the morning, is this a metaphor for morning wood?

>> No.22100473

Imagine getting savagely raped by an Ocolomet but she has a really squeaky high-pitched voice. https://imgur.com/gallery/kry2oQI

>> No.22100479

Rip lolifags. UN is at it again trying to ban loli.

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Fuck fish.

>> No.22100494

>>22100479
what happened this time?

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>>22100264
>>22100275
That is a good point. How would Lamiae deal with the cold if they lived in the US, Europe or Canada? The only thing I can think of is Tail sleeves, a mix between a sock, pantyhose, snow-pants and shoe.

>> No.22100497

>>22100479
Oi vey goyim, ignore out sex trafficking rings and grooming gangs and get rid of those pesky cartoons!

>> No.22100498

>>22100471
It's a metaphor for high blood pressure, an iron deficiency, and mild dehydration usually.

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>>22100479
Because it worked so well the last time they tried?

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>>22100479
loli rags

>> No.22100510

>>22100496
I worked it out before but due to their internal volume, mass, amount of exterior surface, and the heat that mass of muscle would produce when moving they're rate of heat loss would be roughly comparable to humans in the winter. Bundle them up in clothes and its reduced further. The only downside they'd have is whatever destination they were headed to would need to have a source of heat for them to recharge on whereas humans can just idle around and heat back up naturally.

>> No.22100511

>>22100463
>tfw no muscular CC Mershark Queen who’s pretty much Megalodon-Chan’s granddaughter

>> No.22100513

>>22100498
So it’s just symbolic blood dripping from his face then?

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>>22100479
Ignore dummies, post puppy cunny.

>> No.22100522

>>22100494
https://prostasia.org/blog/why-the-un-is-wrong-to-equate-drawings-to-sexual-abuse/

>>22100497
They have great priorities.

>> No.22100524

>>22100510
You’re making lamia sound like EVs

>> No.22100525

>>22100482
Isn’t that the point?

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>>22100498
Ah, so I should drink more.

>> No.22100535

>>22100479
>and there was much rejoicing

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>>22100535

>> No.22100544

>>22100535
I'm so glad those pakis and priests can still molest kids in peace without having to worry about someone maybe jerking off to Japanese cartoons.

>> No.22100546

>>22100524
That's fairly apt for what they'd have to do to survive moving around in the cold unless every single store and business suddenly adopted fireplaces and wall heaters.

>> No.22100550

>>22100522
>https://prostasia.org/blog/why-the-un-is-wrong-to-equate-drawings-to-sexual-abuse/
So what are they gonna do? They already tried killing the heart of it (AKA, trying to get loli banned in Japan) and fucking failed miserably

>> No.22100553
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>>22100540
>>22100544
You guys, I said disregard dummies.

>> No.22100554

Which girl is the best to healslut for
Which girl makes the best healslut

>> No.22100556

what's a good pet for a hellhound

>> No.22100561
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>> No.22100562

>>22100556
Your dick.

>> No.22100565

>>22100554
Holst.

>> No.22100568

>>22100554
High Elves are perfect healers, I'm sure.

>> No.22100571

>>22100554
orcs
angels

>> No.22100581

>>22100571
>tfw no clumsy P’Orc healer to never pick on and pull her tail at weird times

>> No.22100582

>>22100556
No joke, Turtles, my waifu and I have two and she loves them. We also have another dog who will rat me out from time to time when the waifu bribes him with extra treats.

>> No.22100586

>>22100581
orcs are terrible healers. they are offensive and tank-ish and hate supportive abilities with a PASSION. you gotta offer her your body if you want to win the game!

>> No.22100589

>>22100556
You

>> No.22100603

>>22100556
See >>22100589

>> No.22100626
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>>22100554
Trolls
Trolls

>> No.22100638

>>22099883
On that note, monstergirl insurance. Considering the violent (but loving!) tendencies of quite a few monstergirls, what type of insurance would become prevalent?

>> No.22100646

>>22100479
This just in, Japan responded to the UN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084irEAQrLQ

>> No.22100650

>>22100626
Looks like someone around here really likes trolls

>> No.22100656
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22100656

>when she gets gum in her tails

>> No.22100662

>>22100650
I can understand that.

>> No.22100671

>>22100571
>Tfw no orc tank gf to bully me

>> No.22100672
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>>22100650
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

>> No.22100689

>>22100656
>you’ll never be raped when you hit puberty by your old kindergarten teacher because you put gum in her tails on the last day of school

>> No.22100694

>>22100656
replace the g with c

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>>22100671
>Orc tank bullying
>Not being bullied
She's a tank anon getting hurt is her forte, she'd probably get angry for all of one second if you slapped her ass then probably ask for you to hit her again

>> No.22100701
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Succs in booty shorts.

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>>22100699
if she was an offensive damage orc, you wouldn't want to be talking shit

>> No.22100725

>>22100706
>you wouldn't want to be talking shit
You're right, I'd be talking mad shit because she'd probably stand in the lava forcing me to spend a rez on her

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>> No.22100739

is it wrong to have a harem of 30 monsters?

>> No.22100742
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>>22100739
No

>> No.22100747

>>22100706
>Hfw you've depraved her of sex for an entire week and whip your dick out in front of her

>> No.22100751

>>22100496
>bundled grapesnake in the snow complaining that she can't put her arms down
>wiggles through deep snow at half a mile an hour
>at least she's toasty warm even if her angry speech is muffled

>> No.22100753

>>22100739
KC says that the max you can really get up to is 6. Beyond that, even the strongest of incubi have trouble keeping up

>> No.22100761

>>22100753
only for bicorns. Khepri and Nuras can have 100+ harems.

>> No.22100768

>>22100751
She needs a whole bunch of hugs and booty rubs. The work of the Apophis' first (and only) slave is never done!

>> No.22100772

>>22100753
okay so i need all six categories of waifus to satisfy my sexual needs.

>> No.22100776
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22100776

Daily reminder that every week's got a Friday.

>> No.22100784

>>22100768
Why am I so addicted to Apoph-Ass? I feel like there are a hundred better candidates for butt-worshipping, and yet I just can't get that round half-scaled oversized grape rump out of my mind

>> No.22100787

>>22100753
Luckily that's the exact number of shortstack wives I have.

>> No.22100796

>>22100761
>trying to memorize hundreds of pyramidspeak khepri names
The look on their faces as their husband finally gets every individual right must be lovely.

>> No.22100806

>>22100753
World guide 3 say the lust and lifespan of an incubi keeps growing to match the number of wives he has. The 5 or 6 you remember is only related to the Bicorn and is how many wives their magic can usually attract and has nothing to do with how much an incubi can satisfy his wives.

>> No.22100816

>>22100806
This. I was gonna say, there are numerous instances of listed wife counts being in the near-one hundred range, like with large mice or Houris.

>> No.22100836

I want a harem of either physically, magically, or politically imposing girls, to be their overwhelmed boy-toy. The kinda situation where someone on the outside would look and think 'just how the hell are all those girls of that type actually working together with each other?'
I love MGE for saying go for it and just letting you do what you want with stuff like that.

>> No.22100853

>>22100796
It couldn’t be that hard. If there are 26 letters in the alphabet, you just need to remember four names that start with that letter.

>> No.22100873

Sometimes it can be so hard to figure out which monster girl I should masturbate to

>> No.22100927

When's the extremist black dragon subspecies?
Will she be a dragon supremacist too?

>> No.22100938

>>22100927
It’s not supremacy if you’re factually the best.

>> No.22100949

>>22100927
Seems hard to reconcile love of humans with traditional dragon creeds.

>> No.22100972

>>22100927
>When's the extremist black dragon subspecies?
Soon i hope. Getting the Chromatic/Element dragons would be a nice surprise for Encyclopedia 3.
>Will she be a dragon supremacist too?
Probably not. They might actually be even more gun hoe on mating with men, but with the caveat of no "mere female lizard mode". Basically she will always be in control even when its seems she isn't.

>>22100949
What do you mean? Why would traditional dragon creeds matter?

>> No.22100996

>>22100972
When I don't know what to expect I lean on the default.

>> No.22101024

>>22100753
He also said some guy had at least 70 houri wives so it sounds like somebody is making a fib

>> No.22101050 [DELETED] 

>>22100553
I coomed to this

>> No.22101057

>>22100996
Not that anon, but if we go by DnD lore

Red -> Tyrannical and greedy, aggressive, and possessive
White -> Might makes right, bullies the weak
Green -> Sneeky breeki and love of intrigue and secrets
Black -> Loner and very territorial
Blue -> Mocking, arrogant, good parents, everyone has their place and all about hierarchy

>> No.22101064

>>22101057
I thought black dragons were evil even by dragon standards? Like the hitler of dragons.

>> No.22101067

>>22100996
Oh i don't know the defaults. Especially seeing as KC seems to be heading to Elemental type dragons and i have no idea what black Elementals are usually like.

>>22101057
KC seems to be doing Elemental instead of Chromatic.

>> No.22101089

>>22101064
From what I remember, they're the edgy kids who sit in the back of the classroom and want to be alone. It also depends on edition and setting.

>> No.22101092

>>22101057
>Gold dragons disguise themselves as ara ara gmilf humans so they can mingle with humans freely
>Bronze dragons love deep-sea diving for sunken treasure
>Brass dragons enjoy telling stories and playing pranks
Metallic dragons sound like they'd be a lot of fun.

>> No.22101220

>>22101024
Well yeah. Either that or he was a timebender

>> No.22101235

>>22101064
They're the cruelest of them by far. All dragons have types of treasure they prefer (blue dragon love sapphires, for example) and the black dragons are the only ones who actually prefer coins over natural treasures. They prefer manmade coins specifically because taking them causes humans more suffering

>> No.22101268

I want to have my Liuch waifu teach me magic in exchange for teaching her basic things about technology and computers.

>> No.22101296

>>22099942
頑張れ Unicorn-chan

>> No.22101303
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>>22100037
Remove sweaters

>> No.22101310

>>22100221
I'm constantly overheated and wish for a lamia radiator to keep me cool at night

>> No.22101314
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Water Dragons are great for protecting coastal villages. Some even come with soothing theme music when you talk to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttv9P2mqC-k

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>>22101303
remove sweater
apply love for kowan

>> No.22101320

>>22100726
Is that basket full of bread or hearts?

One makes the knight a bitch, the other justifies him

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>>22101315
Best girl

>> No.22101336

>>22101303
>There is a new trend going on called #RemoveSweaters where girls are meant to remove their sweater for the boy they like and let them look or touch however much they want
>Some boys have also taken to remove the sweaters of the girls they like
>It was apparently started as a awareness campaign about monster girls who can't afford clothes or accessories to better please their husband or boy friend.

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>>22101315
>>22101323
I hate when people draw her with pink skin

>> No.22101393

>>22101303
It's weird, I don't like trolls and certain other beastmen specifically because of their big hands, yet I still like her big man-grabbers.

>> No.22101447

How about a story of a woman just going past the tipping point of becoming a lesser succubus?

>> No.22101455

>>22101447
So shes a lesser succ?

>> No.22101467

>>22101393
I'm going to say it's probably because they're metal and not meat so it's less weird

>> No.22101508

>>22100638
"Acts of Wurm" would be a major one. Despite the name, it covers high level property damage no matter what the species causes it. Wurms somehow take this as a compliment.

>> No.22101600

>Succubus goes over to TCG tournament because of the endless men that are going there.
>Finds the room absolutely putrid smelling, barely keeping back tears and vomit.
>Is forced to rape a guy because of her monster nature, but while riding the 400 pound hambeast that could barely be called a man, she finds herself crying softly to herself while bouncing up and down.

Something tells me even Monstergirls would struggle with fat tabletop card game virgin nerds

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How do you survive if they get heart pupils? How do you escape?

>> No.22101661

>>22101631
>escape
That's a funny joke, mate.

>> No.22101684

>>22101447
So one of those corruptions that have slowly grown over time until shes heading over her her beloved's house fingering herself along the way?

>> No.22101687

What are bees good for?

>> No.22101697

>>22101687
making you feel worthless when you get brought to and rejected by the queen and passed down to a worker bee

>> No.22101715

>>22101687
Honeyjobs.

>> No.22101746
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>>22101356
I bet the heat she exudes when she gets it on could power a nuclear turbine

>> No.22101797

>>22101687
It's hip to fuck them

>> No.22101869

>>22101600
>succubus
>implying legojackal doesn't jizz herself during upkeep

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>>22101631
you have no chance

>> No.22101943

>>22101687
Regurgitating sugar.

>> No.22101959

What if bees were intolerant of other MGs?
What if bees were made of smaller bees?
What if bees were made of BIGGER bees?
What if time travel turned you into bees?
What if time travel requires bees?
What if someone mentions bees?
What if someone fucked bees?

>> No.22101963

>>22101600
Theres a species/type of monstergirl horny for all types of men. Including those guys.

>> No.22101976

>>22100479
Honestly I dont think loli is actual pedophilla but at the same time lolifags are so annoying if they all where in jail i'd have more fun on the internet

>> No.22101977

>>22101959
What if bees were yellow and black

>> No.22102007

>>22101977
Now this guy is thinking outside the box

>> No.22102019

>>22102007
Nah, that's nonsense. It's to crazy to work.

>> No.22102138

>>22101976
This. They're not as obnoxious as furries but they can get pretty close.

>> No.22102158

>>22101976
>>22102138
Think you got the wrong website, the ranch for non-sentient cattle is at facebook.

>> No.22102166

>>22102158
Here's one proving my point.

>> No.22102182

>>22101268
When she finds out you're a programmer and show her a simple program you've written in C++, she gives a look as if she's only a magic apprentice that just saw an archmage at work. And the confusion when she finds out you have Gentoo installed on your personal computer.

>> No.22102186

Christian missionaries are sent to the mge world
How do they fare?

>> No.22102190
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It's MAGIC time!

>> No.22102194

>>22102186
>Hey, stop having sex! Jesus doesn't like sex!
And then they were raped.

>> No.22102196
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fight lizards
I wonder how a defeat scene looks for lizardwomen?

>> No.22102199

>>22102190
If I take those seals off her tails, will she get stronger and curvier?

>> No.22102206

>>22102196
I don't know but I bet she starts the fight with one of those Anna Williams "Come over here, let me talk to you real close" type of things.

>> No.22102213

>>22102194
jesus may have been into porn as a virgin and all that

>> No.22102219

>>22102213
>virgin
He had kids with Mary Magdalene and was avowed foot-fetishist, which is why he washed people's feet.

>> No.22102227

>>22102199
At the very least the fluff will be unleashed.

>> No.22102228

>>22102219
i say mary magdalene was a lich

>> No.22102229

>>22102194
>Jesus doesn't like premarital unprotected sex!
I don't see the problem

>> No.22102231

>>22101268
I don't really expect my Dark Mage wife to teach me magic. I'm not even sure she could, I always assumed/headcanoned being a mage was some trait you were born with rather than a learned ability. If it turned out I could I'd be memorising all the useful stuff like elemental spells instead of all the ero/nymphomancy stuff she'd expect me to anyway.

If it wasn't possible I wouldn't mind anyway: to marry a Dark Mage is to become her familiar. My role would be to give her a lot of spirit energy so she can become ever increasingly powerful (and waste all that potential on stronger sex magic)

>> No.22102234

>>22102219
>>22102228
Who was the girl who washed Jesus' feet and dried them with her hair? That was a Kejorou.

>> No.22102245

>>22102186
>Order land first
Depending how hardcore Chief God worshipers the people are they either get confused looks when they refer to God as a he, or called heretics and chased out of town
>Demon Lord land
They get catcalled and interrupted constantly while trying to spread the good word, most likely saved from rape happy crowd by dark priests and raped by them instead
>Zipangu
Ryu finds it's funny that they're talking about some guy in the sky when she's a living god, her subjects then point that out and missionaries rebut with telling them she's a false god. Ryu then makes small rain cloud that constantly downpours on them and only them for the whole day, even if they go inside they're still getting wet

>> No.22102364
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>>22102196
The General's boss fight has multiple phases!

>> No.22102370

>>22102364
Run around until you figure out her pattern, then hit her weak spot!

>> No.22102374

>>22102364
What's her theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bBpiHJm3t0

>> No.22102375

>>22102370
Dodge right to get behind her, then grab her meaty tail!

>> No.22102415
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How do different breasts actually feel like, anyways? I know this is a bad place to ask but dunno, I already tried the search engines.
Like for example, (mostly) flat chests. Ribcage? Heartbeat? Wouldn't it still be soft, even if not as much as big breasts?

>> No.22102420

>>22102415
Supposedly big tits feel like fleshy bags of gel.

>> No.22102439

Local man has qi succed by jiangshi in the bad part of Chinatown.

>> No.22102471

>>22102190
dance
dance magic dance

>> No.22102510

>>22102231
Funny thing, that. A very major part of my waifu’s motivation for getting into magic was essentially giving a massive middle finger to the common thinking of “well your species just isn’t suited for magic, do something else.”
It turns out that spite is an incredibly powerful motivator.

>> No.22102523
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>> No.22102530

She keeps appearing in my dreams, she speaks to me in an ancient language that I don't understand... But I think she is telling me that I am about to die

>> No.22102540 [SPOILER] 
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>>22102530

>> No.22102561

>>22102523
Stupid pothead.

>> No.22102578

Comfy Autumn walks/slithers/floats/hovers with the waifu through the colorful leaves!

>> No.22102584
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>>22102561
>pothead

>> No.22102588

>>22102578
With mugs of hot cider and nice sweaters on.
If you’re’er waifu can’t appreciate a nice fall walk, she is not nearly comfy enough

>> No.22102592
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>>22102578
Autumn is cold and damp, I wish we could skip straight to cold and comfy Winter.

>> No.22102600

>>22102592
Winter is indeed comfy, but if you’re in an area where the leaves turn gracefully with some nice scenery in the background, Autumn is impossible to pass up
Think of all the happy farm mamano and Trolls and alraunes harvesting after another bountiful year!

>> No.22102621
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>> No.22102639
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The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.22102657
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>Do you need guidance, young man?

>> No.22102665

>>22102657
Don't condescend to me lady, I'm almost 26!

>> No.22102666

>>22102657
Yes, I lost my way to the kitchen

>> No.22102673

>>22102657
Introduce me to a Dark Angel.

>> No.22102700

>>22101600
Devil bugs are a thing

>> No.22102705

>>22102600
Yetis would get so many leaves stuck in their fur people will think she's Bigfoot

>> No.22102716

>>22102705
>Yeti-chan jumping into piles of leaves then doing the classic Bigfoot pose walking out of them
>Yuki-chan wearing fashionable fall wear and reading a book on a park bench
>Wendi-chan frantically panicking trying to put leaves back on trees
And of course, all of them getting free meals at the local diner >>22102592

>> No.22102725

>>22102700
Besides the fact his entire premise is retarded as it's been said over and over that monsters don't care what men look like but there are multiple "filth eaters" like the Beelzebub and the Akaname. The Kikimora entry even talks about how slobs activate their predatory instinct and make them go femdom mode.

>> No.22102726

>>22102186
Depends. Old style missionaries or modern style? The old style get creamed in more ways than one, but I think the new style could get some traction if they approached it carefully. e.g. the old god before the chief god and the demon lord was Christian god who decided to allow two warring angels to control the world Job style.

>> No.22102735

>>22102364
>Very Fast Lisard Running at Incredible Hihg Speed

>> No.22102740

>>22102523
I have no idea what this canuck is doing

>> No.22102754

>>22102657
No thanks. I’ve already heard of Hare Krishna

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>> No.22102791

>>22102773
Oh no!

>> No.22102803
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>>22102791
Oh yes!

>> No.22102835

Towering Ultra-Greatsword Cursed Sword gf
Or
Towering Full-Plate Living Armor gf

Both have lickable 8-pack abs

>> No.22102845

>>22102835
>Both have lickable 8-pack abs
>do you taste metal?

>> No.22102848

>>22102835
Both, and they’re each overprotective as well as competing for your affection so you steamroll through quests comically easily because they’re 50 levels above you

>> No.22102867

>>22102716
Wendidad and mom would have all the leaves raked up until Yeti-chan comes along and cannonballs their pile, exploding leaves across the yard while Wendidad grumbles. Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees, Wendidad tosses her into the pile of leaves to cheer her up and get her into the autumn spirit

>> No.22102873

why dont mgs just use tinder?

>> No.22102885

>tfw no chub nerd monster girl friend to play tabletop and video games with

>> No.22102900

>>22102867
>Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees
Why does this hypothetical situation fill me with such pain?

>> No.22102909

>>22102867
>Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees
oh, the pain in my heart

>> No.22102911
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22102911

Obey pharaoh.

>> No.22102928

>>22102911
Can Pharaoh but the leaves back on the trees?

>> No.22102934

>>22099536
>>22099574
An undead monster girl would be fun to present to the family. If they don't like having a living impaired daughter/sister in law she can assure them that as someone who does not need to eat or sleep she can easily look after the entire family, including them.

>> No.22102942

>>22102911
Or?

>> No.22102952

>>22102867
I’m with the other guys. I have an intense desire to hold little Wendi-chan and tell her everything will be alright.

>> No.22102960

>>22102911
No way, you're not my mom.
>the wrong thing to say to an older monster with access to shota potions

>> No.22103023

>>22102900
>>22102909
>>22102952
Not to worry. Papa and Mama will explain to her that just like how they regrow their antlers and coats every year, the trees will regrow their leaves.

>> No.22103033

>>22102867
I wonder how high Wendidad can throw his kids up in the air and catch them to cheer them up.

>> No.22103039

>>22102960
Plot twist: It turns out she is a direct ancestor of yours and while she may not be your mom she demands you respect her as lineage dictates.

If a pharaoh having human descendants sounds preposterous, remember that pharaohs were originally human. They could've easily had human children during that time.

>> No.22103060

>>22103033
Might want to attach some weights on the kids to make sure they don't reach escape velocity.

>> No.22103065

>>22103039
So I can't dick my ancient pharaoh ancestor?

>> No.22103079

>>22103039
so?

>> No.22103081

>>22103039
>when pharaoh has to seduce her own descendant in order to keep her bloodline going.

>> No.22103089
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>> No.22103097

>>22103081
that sounds like a plot of a romantic comedy manga

>> No.22103101
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Spidermaid, Spidermaid, does whatever a spider-maid does

>> No.22103104

>>22102231
I assume magic is like learning anything else you have natural talent beaten by hard workers and people with talent and hard work beating both. Not to mention the rare people who just can't do any magic whatsoever like Runya

>> No.22103127

>>22103101
Spin a web
Any size
Catches dust just like flies

>> No.22103134

>>22103065
What kind of question is that? Doesn't everyone know Egyptian royalty were notorious for inbreeding?

>> No.22103139

>>22103134
and look where they are now

>> No.22103143

>>22103139
Must... not... invoke... /pol/... meme...

>> No.22103150

>>22102725
nobody should love fatties though

>> No.22103154
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>>22103101
Post more spiders I need to fill up my spider folder

>> No.22103160
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>>22103154

>> No.22103161

>>22103134
To be fair it's been roughly a thousand years since monster girls came about and there were many demon lords that existed after the old chief god destroyed the great desert empire. After that many thousands of years it wouldn't even be considered incest.

>> No.22103169

>>22103160
As an actual librarian, I'm triggered by those crooked books.

>> No.22103176
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>>22103160

>> No.22103179

>>22103161
I understand that but I was replying to someone who was acting like a pharaoh wouldn't have sex with a blood relative which is complete nonsense.

>> No.22103181

>>22103179
they would make extra retard babies

>> No.22103189

>>22102960
>>22103039
What if you're a shota AND her direct descendant?

>> No.22103202

>>22103189
>If you're my grandma, knit me some socks!
Let's see her get out of that one.

>> No.22103204
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>>22103189

>> No.22103210

is it me or do the way KC draw guys give kind of an effeminate vibe to them?

>> No.22103222

>>22103210
They're fuckbois, after all.

>> No.22103230

>>22103222
what does that mean?

>> No.22103241

>>22103210
>setting is in response to the asian male conundrum over in japan
>literal fuckbois
>asian fuckbois
Draw them how you will they'll always be effeminate.

>> No.22103256

>>22103081
>pharaoh
>cucking her husband and fucking her descendant

>> No.22103269

>>22103256
guy is probably long dead

>> No.22103275

>>22103204
where is this from?

>> No.22103284

>>22103275
the internet

>> No.22103290

>>22103284
Which is a series of tubes, not a big truck.

>> No.22103295

>>22103284
>>22103290
>mge magitek internet.

>> No.22103299

>>22103033
Wendidad has to control himself, Wendimom will never let him forget that time he got one of their daughters stuck high up in a pine tree and the Snuggle Scouts had to bring in ladders to save her

>> No.22103316

>>22103295
imagine the huge library of loli porn on there, categorized by species to beat your meat to after entering sabbathhub dot com.

>> No.22103317

>>22103256
Nah she probably was some unmarried crone. He is a direct decendent of her sister.

>> No.22103318

>>22103169
but what if it's just her personal library in her ancient manor deep in the woods that nobody dares go near?

>> No.22103325

>>22103316
the dream

>> No.22103328

>>22103299
>”Really Mr. Wendigo, usually when we get called over here it’s for something your daughter did. Surprised to see it’s on you this time!”
>”Yyeeeaah, got a little bit carried away there...”
>”I also rarely see you without your coat on! Wife take it away as punishment?”
>”Eheh... howd you guess...”
>sounds of scouts stepping up the ladder in the background, confused awawas from the tree
>Winter-Rata standing by writing in her notepad as the ‘rescue’ goes without a hitch and little Wendi is given some hot coco to calm her down
Ah, slice of life Winterstown.

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>> No.22103345

>>22103328
It’s the comfiest town so long as you stay away from the deep woods and mountains

>> No.22103346

>>22103318
RESPECT BOOKS

>> No.22103353

>>22103345
But somebody has to deliver Mr. Supertramp his mail...

>> No.22103368

All this talk about pharaoh ancestry but something I haven't seen addressed is dynasties. I don't see anything saying a person can only be descended from one pharaoh. It would strange to say the least if all the different pharaohs you're descended from from the same dynasty were to bicker over which of them has seniority. Some might say the eldest should have seniority but what if her accomplishments in life were pitiful compared to one of the later pharaohs of her dynasty?

>> No.22103378

>>22103368
I WILL NOT BE A WEAK LINK

>> No.22103388
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In Soviet Russia, fish catches you.

>> No.22103394

>>22103353
There be vicious snow elf tribes and dire wendies out there...and something in the mountains that drives men mad

>> No.22103395

>>22103328
>Snuggle Scout Yeti carries a mini barrel with her
>inside she pulls out hot cocoa for Wendi, a glass of brandy for dad
>the brandy is strictly protocol and not at all a reward for tossing Wendi into a tree
The Snuggle Scouts come prepared!

>> No.22103396

>>22103143
Bore Ragnarok?

>> No.22103400

Did KC die? Why is the last monster from april?

>> No.22103403

>>22103400
No, he is working on a game apparently.

>> No.22103404

>>22103400
KC has a life outside MGE you know.

>> No.22103407

>>22103400
He and Will released a book in August. He had a fairly long Q&A session on his site a few week ago and is currently working on a MGE game not to mention he does have a job besides MGE..

>> No.22103411

>>22103394
Just make sure not to whistle at the northern lights and you'll be fine.

>> No.22103417
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>>22103400
No real reason, at all.

>> No.22103423

>>22103404
like he has a GF and stuff
what kind of woman would KC be with?

>> No.22103425

>>22103230
They’re cumpumps

>> No.22103427

>>22103423
Someone open-minded.

>> No.22103429

>>22103427
whoa whoa whoa anon you saying its a tranny?
thats a serious accusation anon you cant be throwing that around.

>> No.22103431
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>>22103429
What you just said has no bearing on what I said, please never reply to me or my Oni again.

>> No.22103435

>>22103431
as far as Im aware open-minded=gay sjw shit.

>> No.22103436

>>22103423
>what kind of woman would KC be with?
Probably someone who wouldn't cause a bitch fit at him making lolicon art

>> No.22103440

>>22103435
You might need medication for whatever you have.

>> No.22103442
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>>22103429
Not that kind of open-minded

>> No.22103449
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>>22103436
Maybe if he is lucky he found a nice petite woman willing to dress like a bapho every now and then.

>> No.22103450

>>22103440
i tried a bunch of stuff
weirdest was prozac cause it removed all of my libido
to be in a state where I had no sexual desire whatsoever
it was fucking weird bro

>> No.22103454

>>22103449
I do know there is a Japanese porn actress who's entire gimmick is that even though shes an adult she looks like shes 12.

>> No.22103457

>>22103450
and fucked up dreams

>> No.22103478
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>>22103388
i wanna be caught by a russian fish

>> No.22103484 [DELETED] 

>>22103417
Goey slime girls are no fun. They're icky. The more solid, jello-like kind are the fun ones. Instead of making a mess everywhere they can do the opposite by using their bodies to clean. Having a jello-like slime girl move her fingers along your teeth would be a faster way to clean them than by brushing for example.

>> No.22103487

>>22103454
porn acting is so bad or filled with cringe sounds and dialogue i can't watch it

>> No.22103496
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Fat wight.

>> No.22103498
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>>22102578
Watch out for piles of leaves

>> No.22103500

>>22103487
i always watch porn on mute

>> No.22103507

>>22103500
audio is important but i'm flaccid if they speak and it's some dumb fake shit they were told sounds sexy in normie porn

>> No.22103510

>>22103507
>audio is important
im too use to have it on mute

>> No.22103512

>>22103442
i bet she flicked her bean to it. Probably imagined herself as a lim dominating her man.

>> No.22103513

>>22103512
bean flick?

>> No.22103517

>>22103513
Masturbated.Flick being the action of rubbing and bean being a euphemism for clit or vagina.

>> No.22103518
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>>22103513
It's a slang term for female masturbation.

>> No.22103522

>>22103478
Shouldn’t that be the Adidas logo?

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>> No.22103525

>>22103517
>>22103518
ah i see
i just imagine a race with beans were you can only move them by flicking them.

>> No.22103527

>>22103522
maybe

>> No.22103536

>>22103522
i dont get it

>> No.22103539

>>22103512
>Tfw no sjw domme gf
Feels bad

>> No.22103552

>>22103454
More than 1, there's an entire genre built around that. I'm surprised people getting mistakenly v& over it isn't more common.

>> No.22103560

>>22103539
>SJW
Ewww

>> No.22103565

>>22103552
Wasn’t there some porn star who got breast implants because she was so sick of being dragged into court over the authorities mistaking her for a minor.

>> No.22103589

>>22103539
>>22103560
I read a monsterization story where one turned into a cutie demon. Nutted so hard to it!

>> No.22103599
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>>22103512
I wouldn't want to flick her bean, but I'd definitely wanna flick a lilim's bean

>> No.22103601

>>22103589
Can someone tell me the title or link to the story?

>> No.22103602
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>>22103589
Link?

>> No.22103617

I want to teach my daughteru how to ring the devil's doorbell!

>> No.22103630

>>22103599
So is that a yes to flicking her bean if she was a lilim?

>>22103601
>>22103602
https://pastebin.com/hPCEb2UF
Had to re-paste it due to previous being deleted.

>> No.22103635 [DELETED] 

>>22103602
>>22103601
The pastebin was deleted a long time ago.

>> No.22103638

>>22103630
Wait, I recognize that author. Do you have any other stories from him? I’ve been looking for a copy of his “Historical Documents” story ever since his pastebin got deleted.

>> No.22103647

>>22103525
Are you sure you’re old enough to go online without your parent’s permission?

>> No.22103651

>>22103638
no unfortunately. I only saved this one at the time. Now though i save everything to make sure shit like that doesnt happen.

>> No.22103653

>>22103617
Wouldn’t you rather knock on heaven’s door? Then run and hide in the bushes?

>> No.22103685
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Dragons!

>> No.22103687

So, in theory if someone turns into an incubus will his liver automatically heal itself? I'm not an alcoholic btw, I'm asking for a friend.

>> No.22103688

>>22103617
What is that?

>> No.22103696

>>22103630
>So is that a yes to flicking her bean if she was a lilim?
No

>> No.22103700

>>22103688
It's playing with her clit!

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>>22103687
Incubization solves any health issues.
>The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.

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>>22099536
But can they keep me cool?

>> No.22103753

>>22103738
gonna lay on her wet stomach

>> No.22103771

>>22103560
>He doesn't want a man-hating tsundere domme
Cringe

>> No.22103792

What if you gave a fire monster chili pepper for the first time?
What if you gave an ice monster strong menthol candy for the first time?

>> No.22103793

>>22103717
There is nothing more romantic than a distillery at night. I want to meet my future wife there.

>> No.22103809
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Dumb lim.

>> No.22103818

>>22103809
Why does the daughter of the DL have to take public transportation?

>> No.22103837

>>22103818
She keeps being pulled over for getting in the flight paths of planes and mail harpies.

>> No.22103838

>>22103746
A loli ice queen is fine too.

>> No.22103856
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Cuddling warm wans on a cold night!

>> No.22103891

>>22103818
no one wants to go out of their way be her partner so she exposes her self for any takers. however, just like the baphomets, she's too powerful to have a husband

>> No.22103898

>>22103856
i wish there was TV in MGE so i don't have to get bored being stuck in my own house on a snow day

>> No.22103913

>>22103891
>baphomets, she's too powerful to have a husband
It's more, as named characters, he doesn't want to marry off any of his named characters if he can help it so people can waifu them. He has a little story in the world guide about a married Baphomet being tsundere and making fun of her husband while fucking him.

>> No.22103939
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Flat car.

>> No.22103945

>>22103939
>car
I'd take her for a drive.

>> No.22103953

>>22103939
>>22103945
*cat
Fuck.

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>>22103898
>Not making up your own ideal monster girl world
Pathetic

>> No.22103961

>>22103809
weak lim with a pathetic tail

>> No.22103962

>>22103809
>And that's she became the lilim without a tail

>> No.22103963

>>22103898
fire and cuddling

>> No.22103974
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That's a tall hat

>> No.22103980
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>> No.22104002

>>22103980
WTF, thought I replied to >>22103974

>> No.22104012
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>>22103898
MGE already has magical smartphones, there's no reason why they can't have magical TV too.

>> No.22104013

>>22104012
Do they have Top Gear?

>> No.22104021
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>>22103960
my ideal monster girl world is not interesting according to anybody

>> No.22104027
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big horned demons!

>> No.22104029

Wikifag here, I'm done with deviantart, got 106 images, also managed to get some sources.

>> No.22104035

>>22104012
Reminder that she is streaming herself getting railed by her onii-chan in that pic

>> No.22104041

>>22103974
Hatters are nice.

>> No.22104047

>>22104013
Some say she has a perfect outline of Winterstown on her left nipple, and that she only knows 2 facts about Ratas, and both of them are wrong

All we know is she's called the Stig

>> No.22104050

>>22103974
Do their hats evolve over time or under certain circumstances?

>> No.22104051

>>22104029
Excellent.

>> No.22104054

>>22104027
I want to lick a demons horns.

>> No.22104065

>>22104050
Maybe her husband likes playing TF2 just like this >>22103980 's husband

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>>22104054
Straight or curved horns? whats your favorite?

>> No.22104072

>>22103974
it's also gross and slimy

>> No.22104073
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Dead witches.

>> No.22104078
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>>22103980

>> No.22104087
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>>22104071
Curved upwards or alongside the head is my personal favorite, both sexy and easy to grab.
What about you anon?

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>> No.22104095

>>22104087
A true horn lover loves every kind of horns,of course the horn must be at least as tall as her head,anything smaller than that cant be called horns at all!

>> No.22104114

>>22104087
I love lewd t-shirts.

>> No.22104115

>>22104071
Baby monsters so cute!

>> No.22104120

>>22104093
>That’s a cool hat! What does it say?
>I haven’t a fucking clue

>> No.22104121
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Have sex with fairies.

>> No.22104127

>>22104121
Hide fairies inside your pants!

>> No.22104132

>>22104115
Yeah until they grow up to be ANCIENT EVILS

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>>22104093

>> No.22104143

>>22104121
>>22104127
i approve both of these posts

>> No.22104148

>>22104121
isnt fairy an old slang for homos?

>> No.22104158

>>22104073
That is an aesthetically pleasing witch. I don't even like the Sabbath but that small witch is quite cute.

>> No.22104159

>>22104054
I want to lick a demons boots

>> No.22104161
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>>22104148
and goatfucker has a very negative connotation in our world. But hell if I wouldn't be one if the portals opened.

>> No.22104167

>>22104161
im not welsh

>> No.22104171

>>22104073
wish kc bothered expanding on the undead sabbath

>> No.22104181

>>22104167
You are thinking sheep, I meant the Muslims.

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>>22104159
I want to fuck a demon doggystyle while holding her by the heels wheelbarrow-style.

>> No.22104233
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>> No.22104250
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Imagine for a minute, a jubjub harem!

>> No.22104258

>>22104223
I want a demon to fuck me amazon style

>> No.22104276

>>22104250
very moist

>> No.22104278

>>22104159
>>22104054
both horns and heels are very erotic.

>> No.22104293
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>>22104250
>Wake up every morning in a pile of pink fluffy feathers
>Spend 5 hours pleasuring your jubjub harem till they're satisfied
>Pry yourself away from the after sex cuddle and go to work
>Luckily you work from home so you just hop onto the computer
>Finish the paperwork that the anubitch boss emails you in less than an hour
>Now you've got the whole day to yourself
>Jubjub harem notices you're gone and quickly tackles and drags you back to the bed room
>Wake up next morning covered in pink feathers

>> No.22104300

>>22104278
That's why you should pin her down and put her heels next to her horns while you fuck her.

>> No.22104351
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22104351

Do white horns shed their antlers?

>> No.22104361

>>22104233
Those are very dead eyes.

>> No.22104364

>>22104293
i like to imagine that jubjub juices have a lesser effect of their humpty egg slime so you'll be drooling all day if you don't have jubjubs under your desk drinking it up as you work

>> No.22104369

>>22104278
I want to worship a demons horn

>> No.22104382

>>22104351
It'd be a wild sight to see a whitehorn shed their velvet.

>> No.22104385

>>22104121
what is she doing?

>> No.22104387

>>22104369
i want to worship sahu's tail

>> No.22104396

>>22104385
Shes using noisy to get through

>> No.22104414
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>> No.22104426

>>22104385
she's playing pin the tail on the donkey with her little brother.

>> No.22104448

>>22104414
They look horny. What should a man do in this situation?

>> No.22104456

>>22104448
Do a 360 and moonwalk away

>> No.22104460

>>22104448
kindly ask them no thank you. monsters will respect a man's choice

>> No.22104472

>>22104414
I want to make sweet love to these two sexy succs!

>>22104448
give in and fuck them silly.

>> No.22104489

>>22104382
>She uses the blood every season to play a prank on her husband
>One year, she pretended to be a yandere and even had the snuggle scouts play along
>Another, she parodied the horse scene from Godfather

>> No.22104503
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22104503

>>22104414

>> No.22104512
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22104512

Ahhh, Kanpai!

>> No.22104530

>>22104489
You think he'd wise up to it eventually.

>> No.22104541

>>22104512
Cute nerd bird.

>> No.22104552
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22104552

Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.22104555

>>22104541
Of course she's cute, all tengu are.

>> No.22104573
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22104573

What's your waifu's favorite video game?

>> No.22104583

>>22104573
Crusader Kings
The game for true autists.

>> No.22104585
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22104585

Doughragon.

>> No.22104603
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>>22100540
The Sabbath vs The UN

Who wins?

>> No.22104612
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>>22104603
Loli wins every time.

>> No.22104616

>>22104603
>UN
>Winning anything
Blue Helmeted succubi on the way

>> No.22104629

>>22102374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsDfES-SJOs

>> No.22104636

>>22104612
shiro is so cute, glad i drew porn of her

>> No.22104743

>>22104233
>Redhead freckle autumn Yeti
I bet she smells like pumpkin farm and apple cider

>> No.22104744
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22104744

>> No.22104753

>>22104636
I wish I can draw, I can only write.

>> No.22104808

>>22104753
i'm opposite, i can't write

>> No.22104816

>>22104744
Pai loli Jiangshi must be fun to watch...or big titty jiangshi in general

>> No.22104831
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22104831

Do Tsuraras cool the water around them or does their ice crack from the warm water?

>> No.22104846
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22104846

Thanks for leading me to the Jingai No Yome To Icha Icha Suru anthology.
It's a good read.

>> No.22104865

>>22104846
The best way to bully a monoeye.

>> No.22104868

>>22104865
Is it really bullying if you're confessing to her?

>> No.22104877

>>22104868
Look at her flustered face, look at how she can barely even talk, of course it's bullying, the only thing better than confessing to them is then marrying and impregnating them. That'll show em.

>> No.22104878

>>22104868
I consider emotional overloading as a form of bullying

>> No.22104893
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22104893

>>22104456
youve been hit by
youve been struck by
a smooth criminal

>> No.22104894

>>22104078
The hat stays on.

>> No.22104968

Makes you wonder how much movies and tv would change if the Monstergirls where around.

>Romantic slopes galore
>Porn being too straightforward
>If anything the miss universe contest would have a battle section and the Olympics would be far less boarding
>Every show has romance in it, including shows meant for little children
>Sexual content would increase the age ratings to PG-13 at worst
>The "perverted old men" trope might die out
>So many damn Romantic Comedies, Romantic Dramas and Soap Operas.
>Height of modern horror is just a guy gettin' snatched by another monster girl or cheating on his gf.
>The music industry is nothing but diabetes-sweet songs.
>Porn is pretty much the same.
>Miss universe contest is either porn aired on international TV. Or is still similar but has battle sections for certain types of monstergirls

>Height of modern horror is just a guy gettin' snatched by another monster girl or cheating on his girlfriend.
>"Extramarital Activity is an instant horror classic. You won't let your husband out of your sight for a month. Four stars." - Mamono Daily Review

Horay or Oh no???

>> No.22104997

what does your wife call you?

>> No.22105002

>>22104997
a loser

>> No.22105004

>>22104997
toy
bitch

>> No.22105007

>>22104968
Eh, they would have very specific Monster Girl channels for that kind of thing.

>> No.22105008

>>22104997
meat

>> No.22105010

>>22104997
Treasure or Monkey depending on the mood.

>> No.22105013

>>22104997
little pig

>> No.22105015

>>22104997
Honey or papa.

>> No.22105022

>>22104997
Dear.

>> No.22105026

>>22104997
Mastah

>> No.22105027

>>22104997
Big Dick Daddy.

>> No.22105028

>>22104997
Babe

>> No.22105035

>>22104997
Husband and Dear for each

>> No.22105037

>>22104997
big hunk of wiener meat.

>> No.22105042

>>22104997
How do I get a wife?

>> No.22105043

>>22104997
sugar dick

>> No.22105046
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>>22105015
>papa

>> No.22105051

>>22104997
My name or husband.

>> No.22105052

>>22104997
Chew toy
Bitch
Good boy
Nerd

>> No.22105066
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22105066

>>22104997

>> No.22105071

>>22105046
That's not because of a daddy/daughter fetish anon, it's just because we'd start calling each other papa and mama after our daughteru is born. My daddy/daughter fetish is satisfied entirely by my daughteru.

>> No.22105083

>>22105007
That’s the biggest part that everyone gets wrong. Our cultures would blend with distinct parts holding separate. Not everything would become monster-like.

>> No.22105093
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22105093

Yoga pants are the best thing ever.

>> No.22105099

>>22104968
>>The "perverted old men" trope might die out
Maybe it would appear only in comedies because of how silly it would appear to them.
>>Height of modern horror is just a guy gettin' snatched by another monster girl or cheating on his gf.
Marital abuse in general sounds like it would be a good contender for horror.
>>Porn is pretty much the same.
All the cuckold porn is replaced by cuckquean porn for single bicorns. Way more guys doing female-equivalent-of-JOI videos for monsters.

>> No.22105104

>>22104300
>That's why you should pin her down and put her heels next to her horns while you fuck her.
The profile Demon truely is still one of the best designs in MGE.

>> No.22105111

>>22105083
That's why I said they would have specific channels for monster girl specific things.

>> No.22105139

>>22104997
husband, just like a good kuuwife.

>> No.22105156
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>>22105104
I agree.

>> No.22105171

>>22104831
What is that shark looking at?

>> No.22105172

rape is not nice.

>> No.22105178

>>22105172
>When a monster girl rapes you and then shows up the next day to take responsibility as she's pregnant

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>>22105172

>> No.22105187
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>>22105171
Big Tsurara snow mounds

>> No.22105190

>>22105171
At the frozen fish

>> No.22105208

>>22105183
consent is important!

>> No.22105209

>>22105099
>marital abuse
A LOT of mamano are based around that, anon.

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>>22105208
If he gets hard, then it's consent!

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>>22105190
Frozen fish?

>> No.22105259

>>22103442
This is why normies shouldn't be allowed to touch mge. They would only ruin what they cannot understand

>> No.22105284 [SPOILER] 
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22105284

>>22105259
Too late.

>> No.22105302

Snek

>> No.22105304

>>22105209
Fine, marital abuse that's not made to look sexy.

>> No.22105317

>>22104968
>Height of modern horror is just a guy gettin' snatched by another monster girl or cheating on his girlfriend.
I would think that monsters would still be freaked out by pre-DL monsters ripping people to pieces, might strike a bit close to home fro some too. Imagine showing 'The Thing' especially the scene where Bennings dies or the first Alien movie to monster-girls with no real reference as to what horror is

>> No.22105329
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22105329

>>22105172
rape is good! you need to get raped!

>> No.22105345

>>22105111
Yes, I’m agreeing with you and wish more people would do it like that.

>> No.22105351
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>>22105209
>>22105304
If you want to know what >>22105099 is talking about, look up this case: https://deadlywomen.fandom.com/wiki/Clare_Nicholls

>> No.22105353

>>22105284
Pathetically small tail

>> No.22105373

>>22104997
MANSWINE!
and then she gets a close up

>> No.22105379

>>22104997
Slave

>> No.22105424

Has anyone drawn a sabbath girl wearing a T shirt that says "Cute & Funny" yet?

>> No.22105432

Hellhounds are hella fun.

>> No.22105434

>>22105424
no. but do you want me to?

>> No.22105440

>>22104997
Puppy.

>> No.22105442

>>22105252
That's a big fish!

>> No.22105450

>>22104997
Boy, hubby, and sugardick.

>> No.22105453

>>22105434
only if you make an edit with "Cunny" as well.

>> No.22105470

>>22105442
FOR YOU

>> No.22105480

>>22105470
Where bat batwoman? What would monstergirl bane be?

>> No.22105481

>>22105453
You're not me. I use capitalization.

>> No.22105517

>>22104997
Beloved

>> No.22105522
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>> No.22105551

>>22105522
>CHEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.22105565

>>22105083
>>22105111
I think it would depend on population numbers really. If the demographics were large enough then people would try and cram mamono attracting content into everything. They would get it stupidly wrong, like most attempts to appeal to special clusters of the population. Inb4 blame them monsters fer taking our porn.
>>22105351
I could see this being a solid genre. Like how people eat up true crime. Domestic violence would be a massive thing for mamono.
>>22105317
This too would probably get disproportionate attention. If mamono popped up, the History Channel would jizz its pants.

>> No.22105567
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22105567

>>22105424
here

>> No.22105572

>>22105565
>like most attempts to appeal to special clusters of the population.
What?

>> No.22105576
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22105576

>>22105551
>What do you want?

>> No.22105582

>>22105567
Thanks. I'm sure it will be a part of some great shit posts in the future.

>> No.22105593

>>22105567
That's nice, you even made it easy for that anon to pull an edit. Why is she so smug?
>>22105572
It is self explanatory. I don't know what to tell you, read a book?

>> No.22105595

>>22105576
Milk

>> No.22105602

>>22105576
>RAN-SAMA! I MADE MYSELF BIG!

>> No.22105607

>>22105593
she's smug because she already made you her onii-chan the moment she laid eyes on you for you admired her cuteness and laughed at her jokes thus proving to her that she is indeed cute and funny

>> No.22105619

>>22105576
that cat looks like she can make your pee pee her plaything against your will

>> No.22105634
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>> No.22105655
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>>22105634
hey it's my loli auntfu, what's she doing here

>> No.22105663

>>22105607
She may be cute and funny, but she's too young for me. Please don't guilt me into buying out her bake sale. I think she already gave me diabetus (sic).

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>>22105480
>Where bat
There bat!

>> No.22105699

>>22105593
Which one?

>> No.22105702

>>22104585
Jabberfag is probably the most based dedicated waifufaggot, in my opinion. His desire for a wife who is not only about seven feet tall but with massive assets on the front and back makes me smile every time because Jabberwocky are simply the best Dragon type.

>> No.22105704

>>22105663
>diabetus
uh oh, that's how you start attracting the loli vampires.

>> No.22105707

>>22105480
Bane would be an oni inhaling pure ethanol from her gasmask.

>> No.22105710

>>22102657
Yes. Are you the one taking all of my socks? If so can you return them please?

>> No.22105712

>>22105676
>Caves have LOTS of Werebats!

>> No.22105729

>>22105699
Are you being facetious?
>>22105704
Nah. I'll be alright. Easy fix, just throw rare blood-type anon at them and walk away whistling. I don't even have to use my roundhouse kicks to solve everything, unlike someone else.

>> No.22105737

Fuck werewolves.

>> No.22105750
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22105750

>monster girls' inhuman looks and questionable dating practices mean they really are viewed with dread by most of the other races of the world
>To the casual bystander, monsterization usually involves a woman becoming substantially more attractive and then raping that bystander.
I swear the writers at the wiki have a killer sense of humor sometimes.

>> No.22105753

>>22105480
>>22105676
>>22105707
Inb4 snow puns freeze the thread

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>>22105753

>> No.22105803

>>22105756
Icy you are correct.

>> No.22105817
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>>22105756
>>22105803

>> No.22105821

>>22103400
He's focusing more on books and that RPG Maker game.

>> No.22105830

>>22105750
True. Some of the entries are pretty damn funny. For instance the rape-lantern one has some funny bits.
>there are also those who visit the man who treated them carelessly and keep raping the hell out of him again and again until he decides to use them of his own free will

>> No.22105847

>>22105830
That’s it. That’s MGE in a nutshell.

>> No.22105851
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22105851

Underrated snek.

>> No.22105855

>>22105817
Your desire to cheat leaves me cold, comrade.
>>22105847
Yup. It's a good thing.

>> No.22105868

>>22105821
AFAIK, KC is always inactive during the summertime.

>> No.22105896
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>> No.22105905

>>22105896
who the hell are you calling a bitch?

>> No.22105922
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22105922

Ainu MG when?

>> No.22105931

>>22105922
just bring some dwarfs to the north of zipangu where it's really cold. they'll adapt to the environment and become the mythical koro-pok-guru

>> No.22105936

>>22105750
Is this on the same entries?

>> No.22105945
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>>22105936
No, it's from these articles.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girls
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monsterization

>> No.22105954

>>22105945
KC sucks at drawing the "before" versions. He always makes them too sexy.

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>>22105922
Ahem.

>> No.22105961

>>22105945
What the fuck were they thinking?
Also god damn I love monsterization.

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>>22105954
>Order is supposed to be button-downed and chaste
>many of their girls dress like sluts

>> No.22105972

i dream of a high-quality monster girl project that has 1000 species of monsters based on mythologies, legends, popular works of literacy, jrpgs, and more.

>> No.22105978

>>22105972
Mge will get there some day. Only need 778 species to reach 1000 and kc has done it.

>> No.22105980

>>22105896
Seems legit. Also hexoctahedral carbon allotropes and auric alloys. Bitches love that shit hardcore.

>> No.22105988
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>>22105972
And I dream of horsepussy!

>> No.22105998

>>22105978
I can't wait.

>> No.22106002

>>22105965
>many of their people dress like sluts
Fixed. Thus why Alps exist

>> No.22106007
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>>22104997
By name, she isn't much for cutesy stuff.

>> No.22106008

>>22105978
i dont want to wait for eight more volumes of MGE. i wish i can do something to fill in the void of monsters i want to see get in MGE

>> No.22106013

https://exhentai.org/g/1486442/e530ddb406/

>> No.22106014
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>> No.22106021

>>22105817
Still learning Russian, but I believe this translates to "Hey, can I copy you?", referring to his notes.

>> No.22106028

>>22106014
Ah! A Dragon!

>> No.22106033
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>>22106028

>> No.22106036

>>22106021
My Russian ain't a thing to brag about, but I read it the same as well. Hence my response here: >>22105855

>> No.22106049

>>22105988
Huge breasted dream horse!
They seem unreal but they aren't!

>> No.22106053

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug underground with the dwarves.
It may seem like the stone is uncomfortable but the roaring hearths, cooked meats, and gem encrusted walls make it the comfiest place below or above ground.

>> No.22106055
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>>22106053
I'd rather get snug with foxes.

>> No.22106057

Who here is going to help liberate the monster girls tomorrow?

>> No.22106060

>>22106055
I wanna get snug with my jinko wife

>> No.22106065

>>22105988
i want her to mount me and rape me like the horse from berserk

>> No.22106066

>>22106065
>Our headline tonight: Horse Mounts Man!

>> No.22106070

>>22106036
>My Russian ain't a thing to brag about
I'm sure Kiki will be a fine maid someday.

>> No.22106074
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>>22106065
>>22106066
>Your resistance only makes my pussy wetter!

>> No.22106078
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=73482205
Fuck skeletons.

>> No.22106085

>>22106078
What's her deal? Jello skeleton?

>> No.22106093
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>>22106085
Something like that.

>> No.22106100

>>22105851
I’ve always loved Medusa and Gorgons in general even before MGC. The tragic love you could have with them in Ancient Greece is just sublime.

>> No.22106107
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>>22106070

>> No.22106127

>>22106078
>>22106093
Goddammit now I wanna fuck Skeleton Jelly.

>> No.22106144

so if a loli giant slug wants moisture to become a big onee-san slug, she'll rape her victim a lot until the semen provides her with enough moisture to grow big again? i better get the salt

>> No.22106145

>>22106127
Skeleton jelly so adorable. She's got bones, you know.

>> No.22106161

>>22105259
>>22105284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Go6IHF6UA

>> No.22106181

>>22106085
>Slime is upset she can’t dress up for Halloween
>Put a plastic skeleton inside her

>> No.22106187

>>22106161
As gross/weird as this is, you know they would be the first to monsterize given the opportunity, which would fix the everything else.

>> No.22106196

>>22106187
Nah. They'd be the type to call monster girls freaks and shame any man that even like the idea of MGs

>> No.22106223

What’s your waifus favorite (non sexual) hobby?

>> No.22106227

>>22106223
Collecting things. Organizing things.

>> No.22106234
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>>22106223
Cooking and gardening

>> No.22106238

>>22106196
Not if they’ve been monsterized. What I’m saying is, target the cosplayers first. I’m sure the DL would enjoy the irony.

>> No.22106252
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>>22106187
>>22106238
Just because they like dressing up as MGE girls doesn't necessarily mean that they'd agree with the spirit of MGE.

>> No.22106266
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>>22106223
Building model ships.

>> No.22106278
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22106278

Beware of crazy fish.

>> No.22106285
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>>22106144
Are tritonias weak to salt too?

>> No.22106290

>>22106278
Murmaider!

>> No.22106306
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>>22099536

>> No.22106315

>>22106053
Not complaining, but i always wondered why you do this? It is very admirable.

>> No.22106316

>>22106285
No, they live in salt water.

>> No.22106317
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>> No.22106320
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>>22106161
That unicorn cosplay though.

>> No.22106327

>>22106238
A lilim would definitely target certain groups of women. Easier to subvert compared to the average women. Plus probably the women who need it most to stop suffering.

>> No.22106329 [SPOILER] 
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>>22106317

>> No.22106334
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>>22106329
Imouto at any size!

>> No.22106340
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>>22106329
I just really can't get into Oppai lolis.

>> No.22106342

>>22106340
Such a clumsy maus

>> No.22106345 [DELETED] 

>>22106196
>>22106187
>>22106161
>>22105284
>>22105259
Shut the fuck up incels

>> No.22106349

>>22106340
Not him, but thats okay anon! Some lolis aren't for everyone! If you like normal ones i wish you luck to get one when the portals open!

>> No.22106350
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>>22106345
>incels

>> No.22106352

So someone mentioned and or asked what happens if Christians and Christian Missionaries end up isekai'd in the MGE world. Well let me just post a bike qoute.

>Rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicating always in her love. - Proverbs 5:18-19

Asides from the han women becoming Monstergirls eventually. The men also become highly powerful Incubus/Heroes via spreading the Good Word around before steadily Christianizing the whole of the Demon Lord's realms.

Then again...

>Christian Crusaders vs Order… Crusaders

There may be hostilities between the Christian Missionaries and Order People

>> No.22106355
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>>22106352
>han women

>> No.22106360

>>22106252
But that can be fixed through Mamano Mana

>> No.22106361
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>>22106352
They would have to infiltrate the religion first. Which might be hard due to male favor. Would actually probably need to use incubized men to infilitrate.

>>22106355
>ywn have your government sellout your men to rich mamano from china.
I want to become her breeding slave!

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>> No.22106367

>>22106320
Are those table legs in the back?

>> No.22106371

>>22106352
>Rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe
Stop it! You’re making White Horn-sensei blush!

>> No.22106375

>>22106363
I’ve been out of the YGO scene for a long time. Is R3 spam featuring Dante from the Burning Abyss series still a thing?

>> No.22106388

>>22106355
>>22106361
I bet Mist Continent Monstergirls are pissed off and just generally angry and bothered about rowdy hooligan protesters who being disobedient to police, tearing down lamposts and occupying airports for gatherings.

>> No.22106416

What character would your waifu cosplay? Would you go to conventions and other nerdy events with her while she cosplays? Would you have sex with her while she wears the costume at your hotel room? Would you do it in public?

>> No.22106420
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22106420

do ever wonder if leanan sidhes around you are using you as a fap material for their rape doujins?

>> No.22106423

>>22106416
>Spoiler
Would their even be an option for "no"?

>> No.22106431

>>22106420
As long as they're creative about it I don't mind.

>> No.22106433 [SPOILER] 
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>>22106416
>What character would your waifu cosplay?
See pic related.
>Would you go to conventions and other nerdy events with her while she cosplays?
I'm sure we'd try that at least once, if we find one we like maybe we'd go on a yearly basis at most.
>Would you have sex with her while she wears the costume at your hotel room?
Naturally.
>spoiler
No.

>> No.22106454
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>>22106345
Don't reply to me or my monstergirl ever again.

>> No.22106474

>>22106454
huff the fluff

>> No.22106475

>>22106454
Why is bear so small

>> No.22106484
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>>22106416
>Character:
Kai'sa with her slime mimicking the second skin. Pic related.
>Conventions:
Maybe. Might have to go to a few and then go from there.
>Sex
Of course.
>Spoiler:
yes

>> No.22106544

>>22106475
One bear was too small.
One bear was too big.
One bear was just right.

>> No.22106553

>>22106475
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll start developing soon.

>> No.22106563
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22106563

How do you explain all the bite marks?

>> No.22106567

>>22106563
"I'm a heroin addict"

>> No.22106572

>>22106563
You forgot the ball gag.

>> No.22106578

>>22106572
How would she bite you while wearing a ballgag?

>> No.22106583

>>22106578
You have arrived at the conclusion.

>> No.22106584

>>22106578
She wouldn't that's the point. Biters get the ball gag, so forgetting it would leave you with the bite marks.

>> No.22106589

>>22106572
This is very important. I always remember to gag my Nacha wife so I can be completely coherent when I give her the slow, gushy, lovey-dovey missionary position, procreation sex she deserves.

>> No.22106592

>>22106589
Good man.

>> No.22106596

>>22106563
There was a zombie flick on earlier, and one thing lead to another...

And suddenly I'm reminded that a brief exposure to Zombie Land Saga led to some pretty weird dreams along those lines.

>> No.22106605

>>22106584
>>22106583
Oh i'm an retard

>> No.22106608

>>22106584
I want my wife to bite me while I wear a ball gag

>> No.22106610

>>22106608
I'd say that's the wrong way, but you do you.

>> No.22106634

>>22106334
Are you sure thats a imouto and not just a midget?

>> No.22106647

>>22106634
yeah shes twelve.

>> No.22106648

>>22106610
Biting is just a way to express love you heartless monster

>> No.22106676

>>22106648
Biting is no.

>> No.22106706
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>>22105965
>>22106002
I always figured that the reason that humans in MGE usually wear such revealing clothes is that the priests encourage people to marry early since that provides some protection from monster attacks and with monsters to compete with, human women have to show themselves off to get married. No idea why men dress in a slightly revealing manner though.

>> No.22106758

>Anon becomes a chosen hero
>Turns out he's one of the strongest heroes there's been for a very long time
>He's just the brightest one there is
>He fights monster and such as he's meant to and eventually comes into conflict with a Lilim
>Anon think she's just a slightly stronger succubus
>She thinks she can beat him
>Anon ends up winning
>She tries to tempt anon to fuck her
>He's not getting it
>She eventually tricks him to marry her
>They've lived happily together for years now
>He still thinks she's just a succubus

>> No.22106759
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>>22106706
Bait for monsters and the occasional aggressive human women

>> No.22106775

>>22106320
Maybe my judgement is skewed but it feels weird to see a fate cosplay that looks like the character and isn't just an obese mystery meat mutt in a bad costume

>> No.22106790

>>22106388
I bet they would also be angry about a massive authoritarian regime that treats its citizens as disposable worker drones and force assimilates smaller ethnic groups into extinction

>> No.22106795

>>22106388
Would small town mist continent girl react weirdly to foreigners?
In fact, how would they react in MGE?

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>>22099536
>>22098522
The talk about grimderp last thread got me thinking.

>guy lives in mge and percieves it as a grimderp edgy shitfest
>shudders in fear every night because he can hear his neighbor screaming all night from the "tender love and care" from his new "wife"
>poor guy, trapped in a loveless marriage suffering abuse after abuse as she feeds on him
>if only he had the power to save him, but alas, he is but a lowly human destined to one day be taken and abused as well

>chief god is getting desperate and empowers this raging moron
>he's first hero to last more than a few months in the past decade without realizing how bullshit it all is
>mg's aren't sure what to make of him
>he isn't really evil
>he genuinely thinks he's doing good
>no one has really gotten hurt yet
>but he refuses all temptation
>the demon lord's top generals refuse to fight him because of all this, for fear of him hurting himself
>also the bad pr they'd get for even lowering themselves to fight him isn't worth it

>chif god cries herself to sleep every night as her situation grows ever more dire

>> No.22106962

>>22106795
Better than living under the ccp.

>> No.22107343
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22107343

Holstaur Milk Bars! Get milk fresh from the tap!

>> No.22107371

>>22107343
Holsts make great waitresses.

>> No.22107403

>>22107371
Moooo!

>> No.22107437

>>22106420
I'm a total stud so why not?

>> No.22107612
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Am I a loser if the only girl I can get to go to the movies with me is maid?
Also which girl would enjoy Joker with me?

>> No.22107671

>>22106388
>>22106790
Probably. In addition to all of that, they might be irritated by rude wacko tourists who literally shit everywhere.
>>22107343
Chillin with her droogs, gettin ready for some of the old ultra viole -- rape.

>> No.22107697

>>22107671
The old in-out, in-out, Alex boy?

>> No.22107711
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22107711

Wikifag here.
Here's the deviantart dump. http://imgbox.com/g/Gg0xGmaWPn
Next, it's the russian pages.

>> No.22107722
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>>22107697
[Laughs in Beethoven's Ninth]
>>22107711
Well done. Statistically there is likely to be a Holst-Alex in Russian ones...

>> No.22107737

>>22105729
WHICH ONE!?

>> No.22107752

>>22107737
I feel you, man. We'll just have to be patient and trust in Slavic perversion.

>> No.22107755

>>22104073
So is this some sort of ghost witch?

>> No.22107768
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>> No.22107776

>>22107755
Or is it a witch ghost?

>> No.22107782

>>22107768
m e a t

>> No.22107783

>>22107768
>more thicc nav kikis
My fucking dick.

>> No.22107790
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>> No.22107793

>>22107768
Oh Lordy, looks like I’m impregnating every barmaid there

>> No.22107795

>>22107768
Just give me the beer, I won't eat that much food.

>> No.22107797

>>22107790
So how do you eat noodles and soup with chopsticks anyway?

>> No.22107811

>>22107752
I meant what book do I read!

>> No.22107816

>>22107768
Milk Maids. Milk the maids.

>> No.22107817
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>>22107782
Meat?

>> No.22107836

>>22107817
Those kikis must be confused as to why they keep getting little, salivating wendis coming in

>> No.22107842

>>22107811
Whoops I thought you were responding to >>22107722. How about "A Clockwork Orange"?

>> No.22107850

>>22107776
I don't know but I'll take two.

>> No.22107860

>>22107776
What's the difference?

>> No.22107861

>>22107842
Thst sounds like edgelord junk

>> No.22107868
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>> No.22107872

>>22107861
What does it sound like when someone asks for a book to read, and then rejects it without reading it?

>> No.22107881

>>22107836
What about that roast chicken? They might like trying some white meat.

>> No.22107887

>>22107881
A chicken like that will get shredded by hungry wendis

>> No.22107896
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>> No.22107903

>>22107887
Just be careful of the bones! Roasted chicken bones aren’t hard like typical and can hurt.

Also, I’d love to see the little Wendi kids being introduced to the wishbone by their dad and pulling it.

>> No.22107910

>>22107903
>Little Wendi disheartened that it’s not a huge beef bone to gnaw on

>> No.22107911
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Wolfus.

>> No.22107932

>>22104831
why did mge get popular in russia?

>> No.22107934
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>>22107776
>A witch and necromancer who belongs to the “sabbath of the undead”, “Tetorii”-chan. She's currently recruiting a wonderful onii-chan to depend on and love each other eternally!

>> No.22107944

>>22107860
ones is the ghost of a witch that died
and the other was already a ghost and decided to become a witch.

>> No.22107948

>>22107790
wouldn't all that sodium moisturize her into a loli?

>> No.22107955

>>22107932
Have you seen Russia?

>> No.22107960
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What would happen if I poke her tongue? Will it binds my arms before slipping into my pants?

>> No.22107963

>>22107934
i wish there was hentai of these loli having sex with men. and the men aren't trying to rape the lolis.

>> No.22107972

>>22107955
>cold
>violent
>unforgiving
No wonder the Russians like Tsuraras

>> No.22107981
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>>22107955

>> No.22107986

>>22107955
>>22107955
ive seen the numbers and it doesnt look THAT bad
now Ukraine is a different story
there are literally sub suharan african countries that have a higher standard of living than there.

>> No.22107992

>>22107963
Where the hell did rape come form? Besides the fact that KC setting doesn't ever use literal rape but there are multiple pictures ranging from a demon level draining a guy to Momonika steaming herself getting fucked from behind to her friends.

>> No.22107993
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>> No.22108008
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22108008

Red or blue?

>> No.22108009

>>22107992
>KC setting doesn't ever use literal rape
not even in order lands?

>> No.22108016

>>22108008
Green!

>> No.22108023

>>22107797
eat the contents then drink the soup

>> No.22108028
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>>22108009
Oh I'm pretty sure actual rape still happens in Order nations. We just don't see it.

>> No.22108042

>>22107986
At least in Africa they can sit.

>> No.22108051

>>22108008
Red because I really like long black hairs.

>> No.22108059
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>>22108042
Rude.

>> No.22108087

>>22108051
>excited Kej noises

>> No.22108097
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>>22108087
I'd personally like to see a kej with a different hair color.

>> No.22108098

>>22107955
I've seen a Russian cooking show
At least I think it was a cooking show
Half the time it was showing off military hardware or glorify the Soviet Union's military past.

>> No.22108107

>hellhounds bullying goes too far
>guy start to cry
>hellhound starts to panic cause she didn't mean so far as to make him cry

>> No.22108111

>>22108087
Oh no! I'd need to be careful with what I said around monster girls.

>> No.22108122
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22108122

Sharp teeth where made to be gagged on human shoulders.

>> No.22108123

>>22108107
What kind of a faggot of a man cries from bullying?

>> No.22108132
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>>22108123

>> No.22108145

>>22108123
One that doesn't know how to bully right back

>> No.22108146

I need atlach nacha stories.
I NEED THEM
EVEN A GREENTEXT

>> No.22108149

>>22108123
Rude

>> No.22108150

>>22108123
Maybe he has some serious trauma. If you think crying grown man is stupid, then imagine it's a little boy instead.

>> No.22108158

>>22108123
Grow up

>> No.22108169

>>22108146
>anon had a spider gf who said mean things so he had sex with her but she still said mean things so he came inside her and she stopped saying mean things for a bit.

>> No.22108172

How do you stop an angry manticore?

>> No.22108173

>>22108169
Thank you

>> No.22108181

>>22107711
wikifag, I feel like I have a pretty good collection of the russian ask mge I could put it in a mega and share the link if you want

>> No.22108183

>>22108097
redhead kej that keeps most of her hair tied back!

>> No.22108191
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22108191

>>22107768
Where are her floppy ears?

>> No.22108193

>>22108181
I mean, if you want to, go ahead dude. It'll still need to grab the original sources to add them to the list, along with the artists' names.

>> No.22108207

>>22108123
>Look how manly I am guys

>> No.22108214

>>22107934
Now I want to see a necromancer Dark Mage.

>> No.22108231

>>22108214
I just want a loli Dark Mage.

>> No.22108244

>>22108207
it's about not being gay, has nothing to do with that.

>> No.22108245

>>22108231
But that's just a Witch without the Sabbath affiliation. I doubt they'd look too different.

>> No.22108248
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22108248

Spider momsters.

>> No.22108249

>>22108244
No one mentioned homosexuality, anon.
Got something you want to share with the class?

>> No.22108253

>>22108249
crying IS gay

>> No.22108261

>>22108253
Whatever you need to say to feel better. We’re here for you.

>> No.22108265

>>22108261
whatever you need to do to keep deflecting from being known as a gay crybaby

>> No.22108276

>>22108123
I'm too much of a trainwreck to show any kind of emotion.

>> No.22108281

>>22108265
Wow I'm glad I wasn't raised by some abusive hick.

>> No.22108295

>>22104029
Holy shit nobody fucking cares, off yourself already you absolute nigger.

>> No.22108299
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>> No.22108301

>>22108295
What's wrong, anon?

>> No.22108303

>>22108295
How rude.

>> No.22108304

>>22108191
That’s a very good question

>> No.22108305

>>22108299
Wait, her spirit is escaping! Don't move into the light, Dollarham!

>> No.22108322

>>22104013
TONIGHT

Kiki drinks a beer
Cheshire teleports the wrong car
And we put a Yeti in a Skoda Yeti

>> No.22108334
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22108334

>>22108305

>> No.22108339
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22108339

>>22108295
http://imgbox.com/g/Ew5gwJCD2y
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 35. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru and Danbooru.
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/A9YMQuod'

>> No.22108347

How do mgs view men that cry?

>> No.22108351

>>22108132
That one is a certified fag.

>> No.22108354

>>22108347
With motherly comfort.

>> No.22108358

>>22108339
Is that dragon in heat?

>> No.22108363

>>22108339
>http://imgbox.com/A9YMQuod'
>The page you were looking for doesn't exist.
FAIL

>> No.22108365
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22108365

>>22108339
Contemporary wight a cute.

>> No.22108375

>>22108363
Remove the apostrophe dumbass.

>> No.22108396
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22108396

>>22108358
No, it's a lizard in heat.

>> No.22108402

>>22104585
>>22105702
Dealing with such a big dragon when you're small must be an ordeal and a half

>> No.22108403

>>22108351
Like you would trade places

>> No.22108415

>>22105702
Jabberfag stop posting and go fuck your wife.

>> No.22108444

>>22108365
But does she know how to operate an eyebone or whatever they're called?

>> No.22108454

>>22108354
Not if it's a shikibus

>> No.22108458

>>22108444
>eyebone
A what?

>> No.22108467

>>22108454
I unironically love shikibus outside of the dried fish death thing.
If Succubi behaved like them but only drained men to exhaustion/sleep they would be god tier.
>Read one of his doujins where a Succubus makes a generic NTR villain heartpupil simply by teasing him and flashing her tits mid rape

>> No.22108484

>>22108339
Thanks, best weeb. You are a credit to your people.

>> No.22108500

>>22108458
iphone, but she doesn't understand

>> No.22108527

>>22108281
>not getting beat until you have nothing but hate left
what a loser

>> No.22108561

>>22108484
>weeb

>> No.22108573

>>22108561
Unironically best weeb? Yes.

>> No.22108597

>>22108028
even if i pay

>> No.22108606

Reminder that a dragon's one weakness is the belly.

>> No.22108612

>>22108606
i thought that was a canine weakness

>> No.22108615

>>22108612
It can be both!

>> No.22108623
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22108623

>>22108606
Is it considered a big weak point?

>> No.22108630

>>22108623
Probably the biggest.

>> No.22108676
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>> No.22108680

the softest butt

>> No.22108684
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22108684

>>22108623
>>22108630

>> No.22108713
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22108713

>>22108680
...is a succubutt!

>> No.22108725

>>22108713
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

>> No.22108740
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22108740

>>22108725
Pumpkin?

>> No.22108749

>>22108740
my grocery store come up with a new ice cream flavor
pumpkin pie
its the tits

>> No.22108787
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22108787

What game is she playing?

>> No.22108793

>>22108787
Mofu 6 Siege

>> No.22108798

>>22108606
>>22108612
It is also your weakness, fair warning.

>> No.22108806

>>22108798
im fat

>> No.22108807

>>22108798
Don’t worry. All the gross hair gives me +5 resistance.

>> No.22108811
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22108811

I want to have all the sex with shoggy!

>> No.22108815
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22108815

Have sex with genies.

>> No.22108817

>>22108798
She won't figure that out...will she?

Dear god help the poor man who's monster finds out he's ticklish.

>> No.22108828

>>22108807
Not gross to them, you realize.
I do wonder if any other animals are actually ticklish though. They sure don’t appear to act like it.

>> No.22108852

>>22108817
God help him of shes a scylla

>> No.22108861

>>22108815
Why should I

>> No.22108869
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22108869

>>22108680

>> No.22108871

>>22108817
Depends. The younger Sabbathites already are familiar (hah) with onii-chan’s weak spots.
On the other hand, something like a slime probably does not understand the concept of tickle. Or physical pain at all, really, unless she was monsterized? This train of thought went somewhere odd.

>> No.22108889

>>22108852
That poor(lucky) man.
>>22108871
She can read "how to please your husband"'s chapter on tickling

>> No.22108911
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22108911

>>22108861
They're really cute!

>> No.22108913

>>22108911
I need a BIGGER Genie.

>> No.22108919

>>22108911
cute feet

>> No.22108925
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22108925

>>22108913

>> No.22108930

>>22106676
Biting is hot

>> No.22108933

>>22108911
But will they grant my wish about aphrodisiac gum

>> No.22108936

>>22108925
Perfect. Now to decide what to wish for,

>> No.22108948

>>22108936
"
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes
That night, I fucked three fat bitches"
-icp

>> No.22108955

>>22108123
>What kind of faggot of a man has emotions

>> No.22108961

>>22108948
Well one of them's the genie so now to decide on the last one.

>> No.22108979

>>22108925
THICK genies are olev

>> No.22108986

>>22108979
What if she gets stuck in her lamp?

>> No.22108993
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22108993

What cheesy pick-ups would your waifu use on you?

>> No.22109003

>>22108993
i'm going to kidnap you into the forest and rape you so no one can hear you scream

>> No.22109008

>>22108986
Means it’s time to have some fun

>> No.22109035
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22109035

Jammyjams

>> No.22109041

>>22109035
is that daki demon

>> No.22109047
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>>22109035
peach jam

>> No.22109049
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22109049

>>22109041
Who?

>> No.22109050

>>22108606
What if I rub the base of her tail instead?

>> No.22109054

>>22109049
damn kids get off my lawn

>> No.22109062

>>22109049
she looks like an ironic zoomer

>> No.22109067

>>22109003
Your wife sounds very romantic, anon

>> No.22109074

>>22109067
actually, she's my auntfu but yeah, she's smooth with words

>> No.22109078
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22109078

>>22109047
BIG peaches!

>> No.22109083

>>22109078
Bounce sheep looks comfy

>> No.22109102
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>>22108993
Get in the fucking robot, anon

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22109119

>>22109102

>> No.22109148
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>> No.22109151

>>22109119
Those are some big tanks.

>> No.22109158
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22109158

>>22109148

>> No.22109217
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>> No.22109223

>>22109151
>>22109151
>>22109151
>>22109151

>> No.22109243
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22109243

How do whitehorns dress themselves?

>> No.22109245

>>22108993
>Hi
>She's now raping me

>> No.22109254

>>22108955
In my country the only acceptable emotion for a man to display is rage

>> No.22109266

>>22109151
She keeps her trump card in them

>> No.22109268
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22109268

>>22108684
It's a hard wock life

>> No.22109286
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22109286

>>22109266
>trump card

>> No.22109289

>>22109266
Which is?

>> No.22109303

>>22109243
White Horns get their clothes from W.Y. and Co., a high end fur clothing company run by a wealthy Tanuki in Winterstown, White Horns always get a discount on coats, hats, mittens, and scarves, but all others pay full price
.

>> No.22109319
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22109319

>target one man
>gain control of him until the end of turn
>untap the man
>he gains premature ejaculations until the end of turn

>> No.22109331

>>22109268
BIG, FAT VORE MONSTER

>> No.22109339

>>22109331
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>> No.22109356
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>>22109319
>until the end of turn
Not trying hard enough.

>> No.22109370
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22109370

>>22109303
But how do they put their clothes on with those antlers in the way?

>> No.22109375

>>22109370
Why do you think that jacket buttons up all the way in the front?

>> No.22109378

>>22109356
It's based on MTG's conquering Manticore minus the flying.

>> No.22109380

>>22109370
By putting on only clothes that can be unbuttoned or unzipped. T-shirts are out of the question.

>> No.22109387

>>22109378
Clearly some changes would have to be made for the MGE update.

>> No.22109389
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22109389

>>22109331
Excuse me?

>> No.22109399
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22109399

>>22109003

>> No.22109417
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>>22109387
Not him. Some would only be minor changes.

>Llanowar Elves
We still don't fucking like you, d-dummy.

>> No.22109438
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>>22109417

>> No.22109468

>>22109438
So... how long has she been following you and yelling that while pretending she isn't masturbating?

>> No.22109469
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22109469

How do you get a unicorn to rape you?

>> No.22109475

>>22109469
Promise to marry her and then forgetting about it

>> No.22109481

>>22109469
how do you even get raped by a unicorn?

>> No.22109493

>>22109469
Give her a raging mushroom

>> No.22109497 [SPOILER] 
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22109497

>>22109481
Something like this.

>> No.22109500

>>22109481
They can SMELL THE VIRGIN

>> No.22109503

>>22109481
She pins you to the wall with her rear and forces you to cum inside her

>> No.22109521

>>22102420
bags of sand

>> No.22109525

Friendly reminder that a man can't say he truly knows what it's like to love his young monstergirl daughteru until he's had his arm elbow-deep inside her tight little anus.

>> No.22109548

>>22109497
but he's holding on to her, he clearly likes it.

>>22109500
yeah but how do centaurs rape men?

>>22109503
that won't work unless the man is restrained by something like a rope but even then, the penis would be pressed by her legs or something and not poking into her vaginal cavity

>> No.22109553

>>22109319
Equip spells suck. Continuous are better.

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>>22109525

>> No.22109567

>>22109553
TAKE THAT BACK

>> No.22109568

>>22109525
Come on, man...

>> No.22109576
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>>22109548
>yeah but how do centaurs rape men?
Like this.
>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used.

>> No.22109579

>>22109548
>yeah but how do centaurs rape men?
1.charge at anon and knock him over
2.reverse like truck till vagina over penis
3.lower body
4. Profit

>> No.22109600

>>22109576
>>22109579
Dubious ergonomics, guys.
>Centaur kicks tree to splinters with a single strike
>gallops up to man
>she then roars, "Whip it out, faggot!"
There ya go, ftfy.

>> No.22109615

>>22109525
Anon, i'm not entirely sure that's love as much as it is puppetry

>> No.22109640

>>22109481
This >>22109600, but she waits until your wedding night to call you a faggot. Just like God intended.

>> No.22109645

>>22109567
Power Tool Dragon is SHIT

>> No.22109662

>>22109600
centaurs are fucking scary. i'd never want to be their breeding stock.

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>>22109662

>> No.22109682
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22109682

Touch the snake.

>> No.22109703

>>22109682
Impregnate the snake!

>> No.22109714

>>22109682
Do not shake

>> No.22109715
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22109715

>>22109703

>> No.22109720
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22109720

Asking again because archive diving has been fruitless and warosu is down now.
Does anyone have that picture of a bunch of different MGE species canine girls all snoozing together?

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