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>> No.22133464

>Still doing it anyways
Fuck off

>> No.22133488
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Who cares? Jannies can suck it, natives can suck it, anyone who legitimately cares has too much time on their hands so their opinion doesnt matter.

>> No.22133496

>has too much time on their hands
Well this is a neet heavy board

>> No.22133500
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They can get a job at their local anuboss's place, or danuki's!

>> No.22133510

>Jannies can suck it
Mods have said this is completely fine so long as we're waiting until like, page 9 or 10.

>> No.22133516

and yet people are still mad.

>> No.22133555
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Eros Hellhounds don't understand why everyone seems so afraid of them.
They're just trying to help make happy couples!

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>> No.22133588

Her tits look a little weird

>> No.22133803

Trips gets a roll. The roll sayz Eros: Dark Mage. Here ya go, weeb pal.

>The town streets are awash with the sound of moans and embarrassing declarations of love. You keep to cover as you move closer to the marketplace. The townspeople are going at it like mamono, which is fitting, when all is said and done. Ready to get your food and get back home as quickly as humanly possible, you near the market. Coincidentally, you near the epicenter of lust filled moans, too many fluids, and furious making out. And of course the insane ranting about the power of love.

>You risk looking over the stained cover to see a voluptuous woman. She's wearing a garish pink robe and pointed hat. Somehow, the garments manage to be less painfully vivid than the blazing pink of her eyes and aura. "You no longer have to fear loneliness, for the Goddess has sent me to bless you!! All shall feel love in her honor!!!", she yells. The exclamation marks are audible in her voice.

>A man picks this moment to dodge and weave through the couples making love in damn near every space available. You hold in your sigh of pity for the poor idiot. The pink blast she levels at him is as large as a horse. By the time the freakishly large blast dissipates, the man is left seemingly unchanged, but for the bright pink light spilling forth from his eyes.

>You wince as he collapses forward on his knees and rips his shirt open. "Maria! I've loved you ever since we were children!! Ever since the schoolmistress punished me for pulling on your pigtails!!!", roars the man, with no indoor voice whatsoever.

>"Claude? Is that you? I haven't seen you in --", asks a feminine voice. It's from a woman leaning out of doorway. Whatever she was about to say is cut off by a blast of pink as large as a carriage. You literally have to bite your tongue to keep from calling them idiots. Fucking amateurs. Well at least the Eros Dark Mage isn't frothing at the mouth this year.

>"TRUE LOVE!!!!!", roars the Dark Mage, flecks of pink foam gathering at her mouth. Froth, five exclamation points. Nope, you are fucking out. Luckily, the Eros Dark Mage is distracted by the sight of the two furiously humping on a pile of cabbage. Several of the vegetables burst from the lustful movements. All of them are covered with sexual fluids. What a fucking waste. You sneak home, eye twitching all the while. Valentine's Day was a mistake.

>> No.22133821

Ultra busty Salamander and Damphir dueling to see who is the better bodyguard!

>> No.22133842

This is why extremists and Eros shouldn't mix.

>> No.22133870

Probably, think of the poor cabbage. But you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube and such. It's a fun idea though. After all, isn't love worth a little property damage?

>> No.22133916
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Oh, absolutely.
I just prefer to keep it a little more, let's say, "implied" when in public.

>> No.22134000

Ah. I get the snowdrift. She's not the property damage sort, is she? That's cool. I'm curious as to how you think she'd act were she blessed to spread love, a la the powah of Eros. If any notions come to mind,that is. I'm drawing a blank, personally.

>> No.22134127

Marry the eel.

>> No.22134142
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How do you calm an upset mofu?

>> No.22134150

Give her the B.

>> No.22134210

That sounds perverse. Is it brush or bath?

>> No.22134224
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The former. Works well in conjunction with the other, though.

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What's she saying?

>> No.22134256

The Burger?

>> No.22134260
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>> No.22134267

I see. You perverted patrician, you. It would have to be a very sturdy B to handle multiple tails. Wouldn't that be true if it was the full 9 foxy, or perhaps 2 canine ones, I'm guessing ;)?
No. Conke is life, conke is love.

>> No.22134277

I don’t trust girls who’s sleeves cover their hands.

>> No.22134311

What about girls whose hair covers their eyes?

>> No.22134312
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With the snug.

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And of course I drop the attachment.

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Papa Wendi's 5 Alarm Habanero Cheeseburger, guaranteed to warm you up on a cold day

>> No.22134320

Not necessarily bad, but do be wary at first

>> No.22134321

Imagine exploring a cave as a low level adventurer. After passing through a particularly large cavern you notice halfway through that the ceiling is covered with hundreds of Werebats.

One drops down and lands very close to your face, wiggling her ears as if listening for something.

As more and more drop down, one starting to nuzzle against you trying to figure out what you are, do you stay quiet and endure the handful of Werebats brushing against you and nibbling you softly? Or do you try to run and make a break for an exit?

>> No.22134334
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Running would be suicidal (not literally, but you know what I mean). I wouldn't even want to pitch a rock for a distraction; that would just put them on alert and your subsequent movements would easily be noticed.
The best bet involves keeping a low profile and enduring the hangers-on. A handful of sleepy, curious bats is way better than a panicked horde.

>> No.22134341

screw that gonna walk into a cave full of em and start lighting of roman candles and shit

>> No.22134342

Whisper hello before reaching up and headpatting them.

>> No.22134344
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>> No.22134353

So what are the benefits of succumilk?

>> No.22134358

Gonna snug that lim

>> No.22134389

>Anon was later found in Pandemonium

>> No.22134395
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A little bit ago I commissioned an image set with the theme of my wife hypnotizing me, kinda based on the last paragraph of the profile description.
Pretty happy with how the set turned out.

>> No.22134407

Nice. Really nice.

>> No.22134417

>tfw your goth Banshee gf just turns out to be emo instead

>> No.22134419

Neat. I thought that part didn't get enough representation.

>> No.22134430
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The dream.

>> No.22134432

>I’ll never drink a White Russian made from my Kikimoras breastmilk
Well there goes my happiness for the week.

>> No.22134442

Gotta drop her. Shits not acceptable.

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Great set.
Ditto, I wonder why it doesn't get more focus.

>> No.22134453

Look at that thick tail, even if that's an Alps it's not getting out unpregnant

>> No.22134455

Chapter 28


>Last post was 3 weeks ago
Oh me, oh my. I really have to pick up the pace

>> No.22134463

Huh...that IS an alp. Horns and tail check out.

>> No.22134465

Good to see her using her powers in some art.

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>> No.22134480

>getting out unpregnant
You shouldn't make me laugh this late in the night

>> No.22134510

And my eyes are down here!

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It's getting colder, put on a sweater.

>> No.22134521
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Got a new wife picture! Got her in a wedding dress! How did the wedding with your wife?

>> No.22134524

Still at it Pslime? I'll have to check it out from the top sometime. Gotta crash. Guess I'll miss you and Hatter turning the thread into pixelated perversity. Laters.

>> No.22134525

What’s the difference?

>> No.22134526

good thing hellhounds aren't real, think of all the time and money society would have to place into hip surgery, nothing would get done!

>> No.22134529

What a cutie. My waifu and I just went downtown to the justice of the peace and did it there. We had lunch at my brothers, and went to California for two weeks as a honeymoon.

>> No.22134530

Thought it was a nun dress at first

>> No.22134535

What a smug lich.

>> No.22134539

Hips reinforced with titanium sound pretty dope though. Maybe way more focus would go into creating super durable cyborgs.

>> No.22134543

I don't really like crowds and she doesn't recognize any higher power before which we could be wed so we just kind of banged, okay?

>> No.22134551

Not him but her arm is now at her side.

>> No.22134558

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't be surprised when Cyclops-san lifts some heavy weights at the gym
It takes a lotta meat to lift that hammer

>> No.22134564

Why do you always say good night when I'm having my morning coffee?

>> No.22134569

You wouldn't marry a oni? Any kids you have would be taller than you by the time they're in their teens!

>> No.22134571

Cute corpse bride. We would have gotten a wedding and a reception. If a priest won't do it, get a judge to say the vows instead.

>> No.22134573
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No more manlets!

>> No.22134575
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I'd marry one

>> No.22134578

Maybe I could go halfsies on a subscription to Highlights with a Wurm. Why isn’t there a puzzle magazine like that for adults?

>> No.22134581

He’s asking if you had a good night.

>> No.22134582
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This is a nun!

>> No.22134584

Yes, I dreamed dreams of girls and pizza.

>> No.22134589

Because we don't live in shit countries round here.

>> No.22134591

Ringing steel at the range with tactical Hellhound!

>> No.22134597
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Whaddya playin' today boss?

>> No.22134598
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Forgetting the image like the dumbass I am!

>> No.22134607
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I want a Minotaur that has a preference for Taurus

>> No.22134611

Wouldn't be too fun for us.
Lizards are often tetrachromats if not more. You'd be effectively colorblind in comparison so you wouldn't be able to solve the puzzles but Wurm could.

>> No.22134613

SimCity 2000 judging by the UI and the stickers on that tower.

>> No.22134616

I could live with that.

>> No.22134618

Did the girls get a slice? How about you?

>> No.22134627

There was no shortage, and my offerings pleased her. Don't remember what kind of pizza it was though, all I remember is the box was green, the slices were already cut and there was lots of salami.
Nice dream for a change.

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Wether we like it or not. Yaoi may actually be popular and or at least liked by Monstergirls.

Especially the very fact of attractive and cute and hot anime looking Bois loving and kissing each other with the gays. Fujoshis may still have a presence amongst Monstergirls.

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>> No.22134652

Gay as fuck.

>> No.22134653

I'm more concerned about her peeking at me while I try lifting weights way smaller than hers.

>> No.22134657

I'm torn between whether a lilim would totally be down to roleplay as other monster girls because it's kinky or she would be so proud she wouldn't dream of it. Either way, it's cute and sexy. I love lims

>> No.22134663

>Off topic image! REEEEE!

>> No.22134671

What? Magus anon ain't me. Hes a cool dude, but I dont think he even likes pslimes.

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>/jp/ Monstergirl threads vs /tg/ Monstergirl or /mgw/ threads

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You are legit dumb

Not that dumb but still dumb

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this is peak sabbath technology

>> No.22134692

Aburaage aka fried tofu aka kitsune bait supreme.

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She can take my seed any time.

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Also First commission almost done! Here is what have been done so far!

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>> No.22134749

Preening must be a weird urge that bird girls have

>> No.22134753

Insect girls >>>>>>>>>>>> every other type

>> No.22134755

You clean under your fingernails right? It’s like that.

>> No.22134760

I'd listen to her sermon.

>> No.22134761

In shear numbers maybe.

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>> No.22134770

What would monster girls put on the end of a fishing hook to reverse the roles and try to catch a human?

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>shear numbers

>> No.22134781

Themselves. At least that's all it would take to get me

>> No.22134783


>> No.22134789

I think you mean ewe

>> No.22134796

But then who’s holding the rod? I realize they’re going to be holding your rod in a few minutes.

>> No.22134808

whoa, she looks like she can beat you up with those fists.

>> No.22134818

If there was a familiar on a bed underneath a oversized box trap propped up by a stick I'd go for it.

>> No.22134823

As opposed to what? Her knees?

>> No.22134850

Their best friend, naturally! They'll switch places next week, so the BFF can get herself a man, too.

>> No.22134853

I'd get a divorce

>> No.22134857

>knee strike

>> No.22134861

>t.H&K sales rep

>> No.22134864

no, her titties.

>> No.22134866

The thighs could choke you out too i guess

>> No.22134867

You wont have any other choice! Her slime will make sure of that!

>> No.22134873

Look, if unsafe, poorly designed guns are what you like, then you do you.

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Caress the fluff, brush the fluff, love the fluff

>> No.22134893

Plays mid 00s computer games with fairies sounds like a fun time. But I bet most monstergirls would be total Sims fanatics.

>> No.22134907

Bad Bug!

>> No.22134918

what a dangerously kissable maid

>> No.22134927

Sweet dude. Take your time if you need to everybody is always busy in September anyways

>> No.22134931

>The harpy looked at the barracks, bright with torches and loud with the hollering of men
>She walked up to the entrance, guarded by two grumbling guards
>They gave her a quick look, but thanks to her spell that let her mimic the appearance of a human woman, they let her pass
>Inside was even louder, near deafening as men talked, argued, and sometimes fought
>She saw the large man sitting on a throne, smoking a pipe and surrounded by white powder
>She walked up to him, and upon noticing her he raised an eyebrow
>"Hey, what's this bitch doing here? Don't tell me you assholes hired some damned prostitute. The higher ups said the Chief made that illegal, you know."
>The harpy waved away the smoke surrounding her before speaking
>"Hello, sir. I am a diplomat sent by the Demon Lord, and I wish to sp-"
>"A diplomat? Sent by the Demon Lord? Hahahaha! Did everyone hear that?"
>The room became quiet
>"This bitch said she was sent by the Demon Lord as a diplomat!"
>The room broke into loud laughter
>"I've never heard something so stupid! Just how much of a moron do you think I am, kid?"
>"I'm serious! I was sent here to help broker peace!"
>Another wave of laughter
>The harpy deactivated the spell that hid her wings, and the room quickly became silent
>"The Demon Lord is tired of this war. She is tired of the death and pain, and wishes for the fighting to end. She believes that, instead of being enemies, we could learn to love one another."
>The leader seemed to think for a moment, taking a large puff of his pipe
>"Yeah, how about no?"
>"But sir, do you not want peace?"
>"Let me tell you something, girl. I once was married, you see. Loved her with all my heart. You want to know what happened to her?"
>"She was eaten by a manticore. Cut right through her chest with a single swipe. Had to leave her behind, or else I'd probably be food too."

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>doesn't recognize any higher power
I hope you realize if she doesn't believe in Gosh that she is going to H-E-double hockey sticks, right?

>> No.22134939

>"I'm so sorry. But now we're bet-"
>"So I joined the Order to avenge her. Saw many monsters tear men to shreds. Almost was me a few times. Once got chased by a sandworm, and some asshole thought to kick me in the hopes of slowing it down. Asshole was my superior."
>His hand reached to his sword, his hand squeezing the hilt
>"I managed to survive that day by getting lucky. I realized something. We're probably going to die tomorrow anyway, killed by these monsters. So I should live for today, and hope that maybe the afterlife will be kinder. I put my faith in the Chief God, and I fully expect to die for her. So I killed him. Now I am the superior, ha!"
>"But we're different now! We've learned how to love. The Demon Lord has fallen in love with the hero sent to kill her, and now she wants us to show you her love for humanity. She remade us so we can be your lovers, instead of your killers."
>The man raises an eyebrow at her
>"Oh? Hey, who here would be interested in fucking a harpy."
>Another man raised his hand
>"Sounds like it would be fun."
>In a moment, the leader's sword left its sheath, and cut down the front of the other man's pants
>As the man screamed, the leader wrapped the meat with the fabric and held it out to the harpy
>"There, you can have it. Make more of your damned children, and send them to me so I can mount each of their heads on my wall."
>The diplomat shook in fear as she looked at the sack and the man crying on the ground
>"The man was weak. Probably was going to just end up monster food anyway, so I figured it wouldn't be too dangerous if had children from him. Don't expect me to give you anymore though, I'd rather throw him into the fire pit myself than let you eat him."
>"I just wanted someone to love."
>"Once I wanted peace and love too. Then you took that away, for me and many other men. I'd gladly feed you my own damned heart if it meant you'd choke on it. I'll send millions of men to the grave before I accept your damned love!"
>He put the meat in her hands, turned her around and kicked her to the ground
>"Now get out before I feed you that dick. It's our turn to make you miserable."

Sometimes, not everyone is Down for Monstergirl loving

>> No.22134947

it's shit

>> No.22134949

How so and why?

>> No.22134952
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Would Monstergirls enjoy reading stories about heroes slaying man-killing monsters like Beowulf or would they change those to better suit a mamano audience?

>> No.22134953

>Liar, Liar! but with a demon lawyer who has to be capital-G Good, not manipulative or decitful in any way, until she learns her lesson
Having to spell around the swear words she really wants to say and having to be totally honest with her crush instead of the standard "trying to seduce him without being vulnerable herself" would be really cute.

>> No.22134955

>t.honey bee

>> No.22134961

Oregon Trail > Amazon Trail >>> Yukon Trail

>> No.22134962

Real warrior bugs unlike those puffy bees

>> No.22134965

We’re here to love monster girls. If you want to be different and try something darker, do it elsewhere.

>> No.22134976

Strikes me as a repost anyways.

>> No.22134981

>edgyboi thinks he is welcome
Nah mate.You can fuck off with that probable /mgw/ reposting garbage.

same feeling from me.

>> No.22134994

>Giant flat onis

>> No.22135005

they make me hard

>> No.22135012

My favorite

>> No.22135026

That Baphomet is way to lewdly dressed to not be pinned down and lewded even more.

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I'm not going to pretend getting jumped by a monstergirl out of nowhere is not hot, but I think it's way more romantic if it starts out as just a friendship and develops into true love.

>> No.22135043

You gotta wear pants, Lich-chan

>> No.22135045

Pants are for the living.

>> No.22135046

Something needs to push the childhood friend to act, otherwise they'll be stuck in the will-they-or-won't-they stage forever.

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Or just kick-start things a bit.

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>catch the eyes of two gmilf CC fox twins
>each one clings to one of your arms
>their tails surround the three of you, interlocking and trapping you in an inescapable mofu cage with your soon to be wives

>> No.22135076

I would fuck their old bodies ragged and leave them as cumfilled orgasming messes before falling asleep between them.

>> No.22135077
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I'm not sure what exactly you're implying there.
They're the most trustworthy sort of girls there is.

>> No.22135083
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As one should. Old mofu is objectively better than young mofu.

>> No.22135101

That's why Childhood Friend Syndrome occurs. The something that comes along to kick their ass in gear is what causes them to lose in the first place.
That's why you need to Childhood Friend a tomboy so they actually have the balls to act rather than sit passively and lose as a result.
>blue oni has been your friend since you were both kids
>her red oni cousin moves in with her family for school related reasons and instantly steals anons heart overnight

>> No.22135106

Auntie Mofu is good middle-ground. Always happy to help at her shop during summer break!

>> No.22135109

>be childhood friends with tomboy monster
>one day, you're chatting with another monster when she suddenly tackles you out of nowhere, aggressively making out with you and telling you're hers and hers alone

>> No.22135120

Sounds like anyone who makes the mistake of having a Manticore/Hellhound/Amazoness childhood friend.
It’s only a matter of time before it happens.

>> No.22135147

Christmas cakes! my only weakness!

>> No.22135154

Christmas cakes and shortstacks are my weaknesses, though I'm not sure if they mix well. Shortcakes?

>> No.22135155

That could explain my raging desire to have tons of impregnation sex with an old fox.

>> No.22135263

Funny thing I just realized. Cu siths are dogs who became more human so that men would love them. Kobolds are monsters who act like dogs so that men would love them.

>Be dog with loving owner who feeds you and cherishes you
>Gain mamono mana and become bipedal
>Use this gift to help to help him at his job and his daily life
>Learn how to handle money and haggle to help with money issues
>Always looking for ways to improve yourself if it means helping him
>He took care of you, so it's only fair
>Then some new bitch comes along
>Looks like a human with dog ears
>Wriggles her way into your owner's home
>Rolls around, begging for food and belly rubs
>Plays fetch
>Your owner even scratches her behind the ears
>She doesn't even do anything to help with his life
>She's just an attractive freeloader
>Owner was disappointed when you shoo her away with the broom
>You might not be able to get rid of her, but you will show her who the top bitch is

>> No.22135265

Somehow, you thought that it was a good idea to post this here

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Marry Dorfs.

Think of all that prime time mountain real estate.

>> No.22135280

You don't talk about the furry girls here

>> No.22135331

Do Kiki delinquents want to get treated like queens?

>> No.22135334

Delinquent kikis might ride skateboards and say mean things like "you lookin' to get your clock cleaned or something?" but they're good girls deep down.

>> No.22135341

Baphos wear so little clothes

>> No.22135417

It makes megamorphed baphos look even better.

>> No.22135450
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I like lilims
Wished we had more corruption stories with them.

>> No.22135452

Just two Lims, talking about Lim stuff.

>> No.22135461

Every time I see this thumbnail I momentarily think it's a screenshot of Ace Attorney photo evidendce.

>> No.22135469

I want to embarrass a lim at her family reunion to see how her sisters tease her.

>> No.22135475

Viccy has complex warfare stuff while Selene might as well be vince mcmahon.

>> No.22135482

Somebody needs to make a goose harpy

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Especially the fat-bottomed Nerd Lim.

>> No.22135485

>ywn tell stories about your childhood friend's chuuni phase to her younger sisters

>> No.22135489

Do you think lims prefer more hands on (yuri) monsterization for more powerful monster transformations?

>> No.22135503

>Got an idea
Female knight goes on a one woman raid and manages to make it to the demon lord herself, impressed. The DL gives her panacea an she becomes a lilim.

>> No.22135517

I said hands on to tie the corruption to positive emotion as opposed to "scary demon lady changing me"

>> No.22135521

I like to think lilith and hubby go around order towns polymorphed as elderly humans and bestow "gifts" all kinds of order people.

>> No.22135527

We have plenty

>> No.22135530

You probably would feel a positive emotion seeing as how pleasurable it is. Add on super succ skills at sex it you can't name a more positive emotion.

>> No.22135532

I swear theres a spirit or something that disguises herself as an old lady and you're meant to give her cigarettes and alcohol and if you don't she destroys your house with lava

>> No.22135545

Not really
Viccy hasn't corrupted anyone (she did threaten to demon real a dudes hometown and make him watch as she does it)
Mari only has one story corruption to her name and that's tent-raping leah into a dark matter in the 2nd fallen maidens game
Selene gets around with about 4 if i remember right

>> No.22135552

While on the second mge game. Any word on anyone one translating it?

>> No.22135553

>lowly squire helps carry an elderly couple's groceries because it's the right thing to do (though giving the old man some stuff to carry so he feels like he's still got it)
>squire's ladyknight boss later invites him in for a personal discussion, explaining she recently became a succubus and hopes they can grow closer together
>respected order knight doesn't bother helping the old peasants not because he is busy or has obligations to attend to, but just because he thinks he's too good for it
>squire and ladyknight suddenly get a private home right beside his, and their noise keeps him up all night through to early morning

>> No.22135560

I have a feeling the other knight would also be challenged by some mysterious dark knight of either male or female origin. Then proceeding to get thoroughly beat and embarresed by the other knight.

>> No.22135676
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Nothing like joining in together mind body and soul with your eternal mate

>> No.22135689

They would definitely go on vacation to Order lands from time to time. Maybe to visit the hero's old home town.

>> No.22135693

Not even death can take mastah away from shog.

>> No.22135699
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>A young almost pre-teen looking twinkish young man talking to an older Order Magic Knight while they are in an opera house: "Have I ever told about the Doujin of Darth Penelope the Loud?"

>> No.22135728

I like her 7S translation. It gets pretty lewd when describing what sex with a Gazer is like.

>> No.22135794

Blend in by screeching loudly and flapping my arms like a retard.

>"Screech screech faggots. Eating insects and hanging upside down is awesome. Screech screech. I can't see, just like the rest of you fucks. Shitting on the floor is a good idea screech."

The perfect disguise.

>> No.22135814

Deep inside they're all sad that no has taken them up on their kind offers of clock maintenance. All those night classes in watchmaking wasted, what a shame.

>> No.22135878
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I'm making a story focused on a Baphomet General who's yet to find her onii-chan leading a campaign to conquer a minor kingdom on behalf of a lilim. Should she speak in ye olde speak or just normally? She's not ancient but 500 year oldish.

>> No.22135882

Ye olde speake soundeth moste amusinge comethinge oute of a wee lass.

>> No.22136010

I wonder if the sound of demonic language fucks with mortals. Probably pretty spooky before the current demon lord, but now it is mesmerizing and makes your horny.

>> No.22136011

I want to learn that Lich-oneesan has a pregnancy fetish.

>> No.22136013
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>Small-town MG officers who help kittens down from trees and help old ladies across the street

>> No.22136016

Foreign languages all sound like gibberish to me.

>> No.22136021

But how will Sabbath Scouts earn their merit badges if the cops do all their work?

>> No.22136024

>it's for science

>> No.22136035

>Its fine Anon, I'm 90% certain that a monster body can carry ten kids at a time.
>What do you mean its excessive?

>> No.22136039

I wanna be an Andy Griffith-style sheriff in a peaceful country town with a bumbling but good-hearted MG deputy.

>> No.22136044

That's what you get for never learning one

>> No.22136052

Whatever you feel most comfortable with I'd say, ye olde English is a lot harder to write.

>> No.22136056

Good Girls!

>> No.22136065

You gotta impregnate all of her undead minions too you know

>> No.22136072

>You can't tell whose more excited.
>The loliwight with a baby bump or Lich-oneesan that's watching said loli.

>> No.22136079

Olde English is harder to write and harder to read. Just watch your word choice and try to use archaic terms and definitely avoid modern lingo.

>> No.22136153

>cuts his man's penis off, picks it up and swings around to show how serious he is
>somewhere, someone thought this was a legit thing to write
Like holy shit. And I'm someone who's got a taste of writing from this thread, and still holy shit.

>> No.22136176

Undead, golems, or automatons, which are the best DIY waifus?

>> No.22136187

>DIY waifus

>> No.22136192

>DIY waifu
Is there something you want to share with the class?

>> No.22136196

Raise them, make them wights, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, and the like!

>> No.22136223

People in the past have gone full edgelord talking about wanting to go around murdering children to make more undead lolis. As long as you understand that women in MGE don't need to be killed or murdered to become undead. Ochimusha weapons, undead mushrooms, Dragon Zombie breath, and just undead mamono mana can create new undead.

>> No.22136235

No shit, just go grave robbing or look for battlefields.
Honestly, its like kids these days don't know how to necromancer.

>> No.22136247
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How many overladies have carved out new kingdoms for their husbando's?

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>liking corpses
No thanks. Give me warm blooded lively girls, not undead abominations.

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but anon, zombie-chan likes you

>> No.22136330
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What about objects coming to life?

>> No.22136349
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>> No.22136351

Thick and big warm blooded monster girls so there’s plenty to cuddle and keep you warm

Are dragons warm or cold blooded?

>> No.22136359

My tired mind read "Baphomet General" as a thread type.
I'd read a story about shitposting goats.

>> No.22136381

Cold undead pussies for hot summer days

>> No.22136386
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Imagine if Baphomets screamed and yelled in a weirdly human like manner like real life goat animals do.

>> No.22136398

Warm White Horn pussies for freezing winter latenights!

>> No.22136454
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Fat demon asses.

>> No.22136469

That umbrella looks like it'd be really poor at keeping you dry.

>> No.22136470

Gonna go get demons from the level of gluttony!

>> No.22136496

Would paound.

>> No.22136497

I want to polish a bapho's horns

>> No.22136528
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>Mari only has one story corruption to her name and that's tent-raping leah into a dark matter in the 2nd fallen maidens game
I did like that scene

>> No.22136532

Best thing about demons, hellhounds, and other hellish girls from that plane is they've very good at blowjobs.

>> No.22136535

Lich gonna have yo "mana"

>> No.22136540

No, she's gonna have my kids.

>> No.22136582

Those horns look like perfect handlebars.

>> No.22136607

I wanna put out that I have a huge pregnancy fetish on a monster girl dating site.
Along with huge tits.

>> No.22136634

I want to go on a Kiki discussion forum and taunt them with pictures of my filthy room

>> No.22136732

>Not posting pictures of a mostly clean room so they both know you're doing it yourself but that you still need it even cleaner.

>> No.22136741

I am her mana recharger after all.

>> No.22136763

>Post a picture of a fairly clean room with a few things out of place
>Add a comment asking for cleaning tips, mentioning that you tried your best keeping your room clean despite having a really busy schedule
I wonder how many private messages I'd get from crazed Kikis

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>> No.22136806

Thirsty CC kikis

>> No.22136839
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How exactly did incubi become a thing in MGE? Did they always exist, or did they only emerge after the current Demon Lord took over?

>> No.22136850
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>> No.22136868

Loli foxes are for womb bloating.

>> No.22136870

>Despite the distinction drawn between them, “heroes” and “incubi” are virtually the same kind of beings. The only difference is whether the limit was removed at the hands of a god or a monster. They're “heroes” because they fight with the chief god's blessing, and they're “incubi” because they're monsters' husbands. They can be differentiated in such fashion by where their allegiances lie, but no matter what method of biological classification is used, it is impossible to draw a clear distinction between the two. "
>Additionally, if they were to take divine mana within their body by acquiring hieromancy, or take mamono mana within their body by obtaining a monster wife, then there would probably no longer be any way of distinguishing them from heroes or incubi.
>In this way, the boundary between “humans”, “heroes”, “incubi”, and “beings who transcended human limitations” themselves is extremely vague. Biologically and magicologically, they're nothing but “strong humans” who just took different paths to get there. It is difficult to accurately classify them, and ultimately, the current classification is done out of convenience to reflect their origins and allegiances.

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>> No.22136941

Honestly, lets theorycraft. Mamono mana has always existed, right? Its just that the current demon lord changed it to make it all about sex.
So if a man got affected by enough before this, then he would morph more drastically than he morphs right now. At least, that's my theory.

In other words, I'm not sure and we're evading the question.

>> No.22136948

Lich mistress is very cool

>> No.22136959
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Gothic lolita foxes.

>> No.22136961

Gee Sensei, why do you get three books?

>> No.22136962

The nature of mana and what incubi are has been explained in pretty good detail. The Original chief god created humanity as beings with almost limitless potential. They could almost reach the level of the gods. The chief god chainged their mind and "chained" humans into a weak state and created human eating monsters as population control. Incubi and heroes are those that have had their "chains removed".

>> No.22136998

Why does she have her books chained to her?

>> No.22137003

I feel bad for all those lonely alraunes in the forest

>> No.22137015

So they can't float away. Constant levitation is a nice convenience of not having to carry it but it's like a helium balloon you run the risk of it flying away

>> No.22137027

Someone should tell her that’s why most of those spells come with a limitation like “up to 5 feet off the ground.”

>> No.22137042

Did you forget that one time a rogue dashed past her and stole a bunch of books?

>> No.22137066

Very nice, thanks anon!
Always nice to see dhampirs.

>> No.22137095
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Lolibaba yukionnas!

>> No.22137102

What about all the lonely kelps?

>> No.22137117

>Deathtouch: Any amount of pleasure damage she does will always make the target cum

>Lifelink: Pleasure damage dealt by her will also felt by her

>Whenever this monstergirl enters the battlefield or deals pleasure damage, increase sexual feeling by 1 and decrease it by 1

Based on MTG's Tomebound Lich. The last part is trying to keep in line with the source card rules.

>> No.22137135

Yes. This.

>> No.22137199

do we hate bowsette?

>> No.22137200
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>> No.22137204

Post more goth girls, I need them for research.

>> No.22137205

There is no we. Some people will complain because she's a western invention, was a meme and the general anti-alp stuff.
Others like her. Personally I don't really mind and just see her as a hot blonde but the reactions will vary.

>> No.22137246

I Like her and the seperate girls she spawned like Booette, but probably best not to talk about her.

>> No.22137253

Don't mind it but its probably not thread appropriate.

>> No.22137265

Kind of obnoxious that she was inescapable for the first few months she was popular, but now that the initial surge is over with, I really don't mind. However, make sure she actually is a Monstergirl, and not just goth peach with big tiddy.

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Succubutts drive me nuts

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>> No.22137310

>Raising fallen war mages as your dread knights

>> No.22137316

Yes, that's the stuff.
I love the dead... often.

>> No.22137328

Alps don't have a white tail though.

>> No.22137329

i want to have all the sex and make the purest love to the right succ.

>> No.22137336

>When the Ochis get mad at your spell slinging, armored warrior wives.

>> No.22137339

Are to be worshipped

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>> No.22137376

Mostly depends on artist and implementation. There’s good and bad.
Queen Teresa is pretty consistently good though, mmm.

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>Queen Teresa
Thats booette right?

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Big snek tiddies.

>> No.22137414

i cant say know to sharp teetch

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Me neither.

>> No.22137460
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>> No.22137471

>Cheshire cat not so smug

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>Viccy hasn't corrupted anyone (she did threaten to demon real a dudes hometown and make him watch as she does it)
Depending on the definition, it's hinted in Derrota's story that, at least in that line of events, she corrupted more than a few people into the dragons she commands, since it was Nostrum that had the people with potential into monsterizing into them while Variland only had dullahans.

I'm also planning in the rewrite to have her actually corrupt someone into a dragon rather than just "sense" that they can be corrupted into those. Or maybe a failed corruption that leads into a lizard rather than a dragon, since she'd not be terribly experienced at that anyway. In any case, I want to turn her into a walking apocalypse Nostrum feared she'd turn into, until Nyarlathotep shows up.

>> No.22137486
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Sharp chompers are great.

Ah much better than booette.

>> No.22137488

At least try to hide that you are not from here

>> No.22137489

Ghost blowjob, woo!

>> No.22137491
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Yeah apparently Teresa is the Japanese word for Boo

I dunno what the fuck it means

>> No.22137498

Viccy vs Selene when?

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When I get paid, or when I'm completely free. I have enough on my plate for the time being. Though at least I got that gangbang lilim commission out of the way.

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>> No.22137506

Like getting gangbanged by lims or lims getting ganbanged? If its the second then fuck off mate. Even the shitty OC lims dont deserve that.

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>reverse ghost blowjob.

Oh that interesting.

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>Like getting gangbanged by lims or lims getting ganbanged?
I'll let you figure it out with the clue that I didn't post it here for a reason.

>> No.22137520

>Giving a bound ghost oral
That's a new one

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>> No.22137547

I just realized you say suck my dick as an insult in mgland.

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>> No.22137556

It involves monsterboys, doesn't it?

>> No.22137560

That's a long wait.

>> No.22137576

Just prisoners. He got paid for it.

>> No.22137586

What are you supposed to say instead? "Munch on a carpet"?

>> No.22137619

No monsterboys. Human prisoners. The lilim has her way with them, no noncon stuff either.

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what's your wife's super move?
mine's Raping Demon

>> No.22137660

Disgusting. Proof lilimfags are the worst.

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>> No.22137841

I'd train with her.

>> No.22137842

Lilim to stronk, please nerf.

>> No.22137857

Got a interview tommorrow. Might be able to finally start commissioning more wife pictures!

>> No.22137872

Eros succ?

>> No.22137880

>Waifus drive Anon to be employed
Monster girls are too good for us

>> No.22137884

The Eros army keeps growing

Eros Troll when?

>> No.22137894

>Finally got a job
>Actually have money for commissions now
>Don't have the energy or drive to commission that much any more.
Existence is pain.
I mean, I just can't think of any position I really want to commission. Do you guys have any ideas or things you want to see?

>> No.22137913

the alp dressed in asolfos clothes

>> No.22137915

fuck, they realized my weakpoint

>> No.22137969
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>> No.22137979

they'll never attract a mate with such a pathetic wingspan and tiny spade

>> No.22137989
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>> No.22138008

I want an eros mershark.

>> No.22138028
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I love ryus.

>> No.22138049
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>> No.22138067
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>No monsterboys

>> No.22138073

Monster girls in super short skirts is one of the best things I know.

>> No.22138078

>monsters from slimmer species getting really ripped to get the Anon

>> No.22138083

I mean, they either strong or soft, no in between for me

>> No.22138090

I'm still praying for an interview, if I stay like this next month I won't have enough to pay internet and proper food.

>> No.22138100
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Monster girls in funny t-shirts!

>> No.22138106

Ganbare anon.

>> No.22138112

>Peaceful warm Sunday morning
>You go fishing to enjoy the last bits of warmth before it's all ice and snow
>After a half an hour of waiting you finally get a bite
>Fish is surprisingly strong and almost pulls you over board
>But you fight back and reeling it in
>Line gets slack as the fish must be giving up
>You start reeling in even faster as you get your phone ready to take a picture
>From how hard it fought it must be a giant
>You pull up an arm, with a fish hook stuck in it's thumb
>Then a whimpering pink mershark follows up after
>You're half tempted to just cut line as this isn't the first time an underwater monster girl tried to get you with the ol' fish hook in the thumb trick
>Still, with how bad she's whining you go against your better instinct and help her up on board
>You get your pliers and first aid out
>She's crying the whole time about she just wanted to drag you under for a nice long "cuddle" session
>As soon as you pull the fish hook out her tears dry up and she sports a big toothy grin
>Before you can react she hugs you thanking you over and over again, then promptly bites into your shoulder
>She drags you into the water for a nice long "cuddle" session
>Last thing you notice before you go too deep is your mana making a heart on the surface of the water

>> No.22138122
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That's the stuff.

>> No.22138128

I am clearly talking about the gangbang aspect. him not having monsterboys doesnt make his shit commission better.

>> No.22138174
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Worship pharaoh

>> No.22138181

Anon, if she looks like that I will serve her/impregnate the whole court

>> No.22138184

Gangbangs have never been welcome here, monsterboys or no monsterboys.

>> No.22138187

Pretty sure it was in reference to the “public semen toilet” part.

>> No.22138191

>Shortstack Pharoah empire
I want to cum in time with her clacks.

>> No.22138193


>> No.22138199

I want the cat.

>> No.22138216
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>> No.22138256

Pharaohs should always be barefoot.

>> No.22138261

>"What's brown and pink and in heat?"

>> No.22138272
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Got a new pic done by Cinko_Draw on Twitter

>> No.22138291

Cute lewd wife.

>> No.22138300

that kiki needs to put on a bra

>> No.22138312

>Not private lessons

>> No.22138335

Your kiki wife is great.

>> No.22138346


>> No.22138354

Monster breasts are perky enough to not need them regardless of size.

>> No.22138360

I'd worship a young pharaoh. And by "worship" I mean grope and slap her big loli ass while doing her from behind and prone bone her.

>> No.22138379

Young pharaohs are for nurturing as mammy bammy makes their bodies more and more lewd.

>> No.22138388
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>> No.22138396

Would a Anubis make you take Egyptian language classes?

>> No.22138426

>Gangbangs have never been welcome here
You'd think that's why it wasn't posted in the first place

>> No.22138444

>Same rogue tries it again.
>Gets yanked back by the chain.
>The books quickly coil themselves around him and drag him in front of the Lich.

It's time for some experiments...

>> No.22138454

Only if it is forcing a man to chug a doppelganger potion.

>> No.22138455

Thank you, thank you!

Why on earth would she wear a bra under a Hawaiian shirt?

>> No.22138458

Where’s this from

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>> No.22138465

Gonna mating press that Sphinx before she can finish her riddle!

>> No.22138486

Lewd wide dude, cinko does great stuff.

>> No.22138518

Waifu species and artist you want to draw her.

>> No.22138526

sure is a long vacation for a kiki

>> No.22138529
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Good morning thread.

>> No.22138533

Super Hatterfag

>> No.22138549

Hi hatter! did you see my first commission?

>> No.22138559

Oh I'm not hatterfag. I just also happen to like Hatters.

>> No.22138565

i want to pick out a bra for her to wear for the day!

>> No.22138589

Hatters are so cool.

>> No.22138602

No, they’re hot.

>> No.22138609

Yes they are.

>> No.22138624

It's fine if the man chooses to drink it too as long as it's all between husband and wife.

>> No.22138635

>Young pharaohs are for nurturing
The same way you nurture any sexy mg loli: by kissing her soft lips, massaging and teasing her sensitive pear-shaped body searching for all her weak points, making love to her, teaching her new positions, pouring adult seed into her developing pussy and asshole, and loosely holding her in your arms in the afterglow.

>> No.22138643
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i think something's wrong with my dog.

>> No.22138653
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I see the bunyips have woken up.

>> No.22138680

No, she's for teaching, escorting, pampering, and leaving her wondering why her hips look wider and ass fatter.

>> No.22138693

Did you remember to feed her? She looks like she really wants to gnaw on a bone.

>> No.22138707

Are Cheshires above making constant cat puns?

>> No.22138710

do you ever rub your face on your wife's mushroom brainhat?

>> No.22138714

Is she petting and hugging instead of biting?

What a catastrophe

>> No.22138715
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>> No.22138720

i fed her a veggie burger, a fat-free smoothie, and some chopped eggplant.

>> No.22138730
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Nothing is above a cheshire

>> No.22138737

she rough-houses more aggressively than usual, she covers me in dog drool in, like, 3 licks, and her fire is hot enough to be charged with arson and misdemeanor every time we leave the house

>> No.22138744

You have to bench press her to win her hand in marriage

>> No.22138762

Not even feliny?

>> No.22138769

Neither do regularly succ. Clearly its white to keep with the holst color scheme which means it's an alp/holding hybrid. Succ's don't have thick tails and their horns don't ride forward to back close to the skull but alps do. It's how you identify them against other succ's.

>> No.22138771

what happens to the cum when you cumflate a monster?

>> No.22138788

Kiki puts breast milk in her cooking.

>> No.22138789
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Especially feliny, she's a cat burgler after all

>> No.22138790

Her mana bar goes into overdrive and she can cast a huge fireball!

>> No.22138791

I wanna kiss Jinko's lips

>> No.22138795

But which pair of lips?

>> No.22138801

Whirlwind of Razor Feathers.

>> No.22138806

Start with the upper ones, then go for the lower ones.

>> No.22138814
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I want to feel her pawpads! and put my dick on them!

>> No.22138819

Fuck off Ace

>> No.22138823

You think she'd get flustered if you played with that little bell?

>> No.22138825
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>cuddling with your Jinko wife after a long day
>her massive paws and claws holding you close underneath the blanket
>her chuffing and rubbing her cheek against yours, tail coiled around your legs
>surprise her with a kiss on the lips
>"You better do the same to my other lips soon, husband, or I might just have to force you to~"

>> No.22138837
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Just using it for the jinko pawpads anon, we know you're on a hair trigger. Like other things about you.

>> No.22138846

>Giving head

>> No.22138856

chelsea cat has worst paws

>> No.22138867
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I want to say this to a cheshire and have her bully me with the part I said was worst

>> No.22138871
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>chelsea cat

>> No.22138915

Hatter are one of my favorite species

>> No.22138923

I want a full cat harem comprised of a Cheshire, jinko, werecat, and manticore. I then want to send them all into heat so the rub their pussies all over my body. Then I want to eat out and fuck them till they are all pregnant.

You got a problem with that?

>> No.22138930
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If you had to be targeted by a Yandere monstergirl, which species would you prefer it to be?
I, of course, would choose the peak Yandere experience that can only be delivered by the best girl known as the Will o Wisp.

>> No.22138931

>Forgetting the others.

>> No.22138940
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.22138947

I want a harem of all the pawed monsters!

>> No.22138958

Yeah all cat mamano besides the sith.

>> No.22138965
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>tfw I miss hatterfag
though I don't know if he's just lurking

>> No.22138968

oh yeah, minus this >>22138958 , almost forgot...

>> No.22138969

>Forgets Nekomata and Sphinx

>> No.22138972

Does Griphon count?

>> No.22138976

harriet has a nice bra

>> No.22138977

I'd argue they're more avian

>> No.22138980

I had forgotten them from my initial post. The post you responded two is supposed to include those two.

>> No.22138983

What if I sheak into a single mg home/lair and hide out there

>> No.22138986


>> No.22138990

Maybe seeing as I counted manticores. So final harem would be Cheshire, jinko, sphinx, nekomata, werecat, Griffin and manticore.

>> No.22139013

she'll kick you out for thinking you're going to steal her stuff or probably keep you there after reporting to the authorities so they'll put you in jail.
but not that medieval jail where the warden rapes you when no one's around, it's one of those facilities, the government is testing, where they put together criminal men and monster girls together since they're practically equally strong.

>> No.22139024
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What about other monstergirls who dress up as cats?

>> No.22139040 [SPOILER] 
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You could make a dorf very happy anon. All you have to do is not call them potatoes.

>> No.22139046
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You are incorrect, lolis like Pharaohs, Wights and Dark Mages are definitely for sex.

>> No.22139051
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That's OK, I prefer my potatoes to be edgy.

>> No.22139064

Maybe a shogcat but that is it.

>> No.22139074

>co-ed prison
>showering next to an oni inmate
>"Oopsie daisy, I dropped my soap! Looks like I have to bend over to pick it up!"
>you know she's going to beat the shit out of you later if you ignore her

>> No.22139078

No, they're for leaving alone until the time is right.

>> No.22139089
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I wonder if their hats are also erogenous spots

>> No.22139108

>Kind of obnoxious that she was inescapable for the first few months she was popular
What do you mean? That was the most entertaining part, seeing her literally everywhere.

>> No.22139120

>be prisoner
>only inside for j-walking while a virgin
>get marked by the scarred buff jinko mob boss.
>payed off the warden to move you to the same cell.
>even played off to get "special" 1 on 1 shower time.

>> No.22139145
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That, and the people freaking out about her being literally everywhere.

>> No.22139147

>scarred buff jinko mob boss.
Fuck. I hope she keeps me as her bitch once she's out.

>> No.22139170

>Implying she doesn't have a multiple lifetime sentences
>Implying she won't plant false evidence on you and get more time added onto your sentence
>Implying she isn't running her gang from inside prison and can get whatever she wants
You think coed monster girl prisons do weddings?

>> No.22139192

Your her marked cum dispenser for life (re: husband). Their is no way she would let you leave her.

Probably have a tough looking eros angel to be the priest for all weddings.

>> No.22139199

>they're for leaving alone until the time is right
True, and the time is right to have long slow fuck sessions and pleasure a horny young monstergirl's butthole.

>> No.22139204

Wouldn't she eventually arrange to get released so she can raise her future daughters better and give them a chance to have good education? Even a ruthless criminal wouldn't want her children to grow up to be dumb thugs.

>> No.22139213

The taller their hat is, the higher their level!

>> No.22139214

give tribute to your dragon
praise your dragon
worship your dragon
love your dragon!

>> No.22139215

>When the Pharoahs Anubis assistant idly comments that 'It seems Anon prefers anal.'

>> No.22139217

>eventually after 25 years you both get released.
>just happen to get her pregnant a month before.
>reason was "good behaviour".
>no real plan to call out the bullshit and just roll with it.
>live out the rest of your days together raising a big family at her secret villa.

>> No.22139230
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Fear the teen Dragon's wrath!

>> No.22139240

>collect 20 rat butts

>> No.22139247
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>> No.22139262
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I prefer my dragons older, but just as haughty.

>> No.22139285

>implying she can't get out on house arrest for "good behavior"

>> No.22139292
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Read that as 20 Rata butts.

>> No.22139293
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Look, and behold.

>> No.22139303

>the loli pharaoh becomes slightly smug and responds "you sound quite interested, maybe you'd like to try it too?"
>anubis gets extremely flustered and fidgets around, stammering out "n-no.."
>pharaoh brings her same age anubis assistant along that night

>> No.22139308
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Pro tip: Carry a smol Rata around for the latest news updates on the go!

>> No.22139392

See, this then brings up the question of if she starts going pear as well or if she starts going oppai loli

>> No.22139395
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>> No.22139409
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I'm still on the bear asses quest

>> No.22139438
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Lich-chan slacking on the job, how shameful

>> No.22139444

>implying the lolinubis isn't pear-shaped naturally, like the Pharaoh

>> No.22139454
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Uh oh that look's on her face again, what furniture did she replace for her own sexual gratification this time?
And how will she be punished?

>> No.22139470

>That bad thing? It's actually good

>> No.22139471

Toothbrush and a pillow are safe assumptions.

>> No.22139502

Reminds me of that one asanagi doujin about the captain mindbreaking the evil ships. too bad he fucked it up at the end.

>> No.22139509
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Dead birb.

>> No.22139510

>Shog dentist waifu
>Hands you new toothbrush
>Says 10/10 dentists approve of it
>Copies herself 9 more times and agrees herself
>Is really pushy about you brushing twice and sometimes thrice a day
>Always tells you to slow down when brushing and make sure to clean every nook and cranny
>And if you don't brush she knows without even needing to see your teeth
>You swear some morning you can hear her moaning

>> No.22139518

That reminds me for my next commission i should get the Pshog done.

>> No.22139521

pregnant lich

>> No.22139534

>electric toothbrush
>you have no idea where to put the batteries
>not that it matters, somehow it never runs out of power

>> No.22139541

Oh dear lord I’d give them so much spirit energy I’d have them trying to run away from my libido.
Or I’d ask them to bring friends next time.

>> No.22139546

>Older monsters are objectively better than young monsters.
FTFY anon

>> No.22139552

Soon she is going to be asking you to deposit some semen samples to "improve the brushes efficiency.

>> No.22139605

I’m down. I want a triple order of shortstacks to go please.

>> No.22139615
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Would you be down for shortcakes or just shortstacks?

>> No.22139626
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Beware of CC slimes.

>> No.22139628

>Hey Anon! Breaking News! That political guy did a thing!
>Hey Hey Hey Anon! That guy did another thing!
>”I’d like to unsubscribe from political news. Don’t you have anything local?”
>O-okay. Uh... This just in!
>I love you!

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>> No.22139655

she looks like erubetie

>> No.22139665

If Kenkou Cross were to do an Azur Lane doujin, which bote would you like it to be?

>> No.22139681

Beware all CCs. Especially human nun CCs. Never know if its just a perverted lewd Nun or Corrupted Pslime or Darkpriest lewd pure nun.

>> No.22139688
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>*puts away smol rata into pants*

>> No.22139705
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I'd rather she train me.

>> No.22139711

Imagine being trained to a point where she can make you orgasm with a single word.

>> No.22139712

And the kid like Luka

>> No.22139731

>a nice quiet and dark evening, having some relaxing sex with your undead harem on your and their bed together, a harem that includes a zombie, a wight, a lich, and a zombie dragon.

>> No.22139740

what does CC stand for? Capital Cunny?

>> No.22139747

Christmas Cake, newfriend

>> No.22139753
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Old hag dragons deserve a great deal of tribute and love.

>> No.22139791

Sounds like shit.

>> No.22139793 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.22139794

creamy cum

>> No.22139807


>> No.22139812

oh my fuck that's cute.

>> No.22139822

Oh no! Rata-chan's been scooped!

>> No.22139823

>a wisp, a banshee, a phantom, and a doppelganger.
That would be a pretty relaxing evening. Undead are quite soft.

>> No.22139827

Wow that’s adorable. Is it new?

>> No.22139833 [DELETED] 
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How can you fags justify this?
Wanting to fuck and mate with what is essentially half-animals or insects, often with multiple eyes, limbs, tentacles, scales, tails or slime filth, basically freaks of nature, existing solely to be slain.
This goes against the very concept of humanity and against our Lord and savior in the heavens.

>> No.22139837

imagine if we get a ratafag who's rich and commissions lots of rata porn

>> No.22139841
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late night you mother fucker you can't do this to me!

>> No.22139845

Imagine if wee got a richrata fag that decided to fund KC's work.

>> No.22139847

I sure as hell won't be getting rich off my new job, but if I can ever find a good artist who has open commissions I plan on commissioning some rata stuff eventually!

>> No.22139854

The littlest scoop but the most important.

>> No.22139857

after drawing this, i wonder how artists manage to invest in drawing porn while not getting too horny to draw straight and end up not wanting to draw anymore after a quick fap

>> No.22139863

Ayyy lmao

>> No.22139866

I do not agree with this sentiment of willful ignorance but the situation is cute

>> No.22139867

Maybe putting in my first commission order this weekend, finally getting my first paycheck on friday, I was probably gonna get in contact with gazerfag or some other waifufag to help me out with finding someone.

>> No.22139870

How do anons feel about skindenntation on their monstergirls?

>> No.22139885
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freshly baked

>> No.22139888

My heart...

>> No.22139894

Yes, because I like mine thick.
Except when I like them buff.

>> No.22139895

The latest gossip and rumors from cute little Rata-chan!

>> No.22139901

succubi looks best with that

>> No.22139902

I wonder what bread baked by dragon's breath tastes like.

>> No.22139913

It varies by species.

>> No.22139914
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It's great.

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>> No.22139933

It means that her thighs are fat and not muscled, and are therefore unacceptable

>> No.22139941

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that dragon goods don't just mean high quality, they mean high priced!

>> No.22139949

How curious.

>> No.22139951

Make her do her ye olde voice to fuck with people but have her speak normally to her subordinates so that you can have both

>> No.22139955

Wait, KC is looking for a sponsor?
did he say if the sponsor would get anything out of it?

>> No.22139959

>implying she wears clothes

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I think my I decided that my rata waifu, will faux news broadcast and say something cute/do something lewd

>> No.22139976

>Wait, KC is looking for a sponsor?
brought to you by the letter L

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Good breeding stock needs a little fat on them. For the children.

>> No.22139979

He has a patreon, but I dont know if he is actually looking for a sponsor. I was mostly just joking.

>> No.22139983

You get desensitized to it eventually and most artists doing comms have some stripe of depression I've found which hinders libido and the meds they tend to be on do so as well plus doing shit like making you hyper task oriented so they can sit there at the tablet for hours without realizing it or feeling a twinge of desire.
Otherwise, just do what I do. Masturbate at least 10 or so times a day if you don't have someone to squeeze you dry in morning and night and try to make it 2-3(works out to 3~ sessions a day) back to back loads per session so you're properly drained for several hours while you do your shit.

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Little vamps are kinda cute.

>> No.22139994

I'm too tired to get the joke. Explain.
God damn it. I would have tried to get him to go in-depth on Green Realms and holst herds...

>> No.22139996

You don’t understand, she was literally just saying “that political guy”. She’s too young to understand and report on real politics.

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>> No.22140023

God I want to get my lich wife pregnant

>> No.22140026

what if what you're drawing is not a comm and it's something that gets your dick hard as diamonds, which is why you're drawing it in the first place?

>> No.22140030

That's a big dragon-zombie

>> No.22140035

>enjoying what you do
You’re not understanding this whole art commission thing are you?

>> No.22140037

Nothing wrong with a bit of self-indulgence. Just don't over do it cause eventually it just won't feel the same just like with porn and gaming because that's how the reward center in your brain works. That feeling will probably last longer to cause it's fun not work.

>> No.22140049

>Masturbate at least 10 or so times a day
How the fuck are still alive you freakazoid?

>> No.22140050

it's very important.

>> No.22140059

where is anon's spade tattoo?

>> No.22140075

Glad i am sharing this thread with some people with excellent taste.

Ah well eventually. He seems to be doing The Abyss and Chaos gods next for the 4th world guide.

>> No.22140102

Discovering masturbarion circa age 5, having medically diagnosed hypersexuality that is either a result of or piggybacks off my OCD meaning once a routine is made like masturbating 10 times a day becomes a thing I tend to keep to it otherwise I feel off all day, having a diet high in meat and fruit where I ensure I stay hydrated as fuck because that helps my depression, the fact I have no refractory period that I'm not sure I trained myself into or was just born that way, and having done this for 2 decades now has trained, transformed, and honed my body for this one singular task.
My 10 is equivalent to the average mans 1 as far as satisfaction goes but the anxiety and need of missing a day feels about 10x as worse. It used to be 15~ back when I worked out more often and my cardio was better but I've been too busy for that lately so now 10 is my new lower limit before my dick gives out even if the spirit is still willing. I genuinely hope my 30's are normal and my hormone levels drop or something and I'm not one of those fucked cases where the body just goes into overdrive on the hormone production and metabolism.

>> No.22140112

for heavy duty semen-milking for that hard-to-squeeze-out drops of love nectar in his balls!

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>Discovering masturbarion circa age 5
Is that even physically possible?

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It's a must

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Goddamn. You should at least be secure in the knowledge that if succubi existed they would probably fantasize about men like you

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How do corpses get pregnant?

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i discovered masturbating when i was 10, shit hurts when i cum for the first time, based on what i remembered. but i realized i did it wrong the second time i tried it. it was fun making myself cum like a naughty boy. but i kinda stopped at 14 because the idea of starting to masturbate at 10 made me feel abnormal. i can't imagine someone masturbating earlier than 10 until right now.[/spoiler
straight shota, i think, is just some really wild shit but now i think that shit is realistically plausible. when monsters arrive, i will make sure to let them know that shotas are just as a worthy husbands as adult men so i can get turned into a shota by a wight and get raped.

>> No.22140169

It is. You just don't have reliable erections or semen production till puberty but that doesn't mean sensation isn't achievable.
I blame bondage fairies and lack of parental guidance.
I dunno man. If incubizing boosts sexual capacity I'm pretty sure they'd just run. It'd have to be a masochist to seek that out.

>> No.22140178

bathe them in semen, inside and out, as your told to and let them do all the work to create an artificial womb to expand your undead harem. even if you cumflate them. actually do exactly that, it excites them, i see.

>> No.22140185

>I blame bondage fairies and lack of parental guidance.
Wish I'd had Bondage Fairies as a kid...

>> No.22140206

Mine was a combination of just finding the wrong corners of the internet at a young age and precocious puberty hitting me at age 7 but probably starting before that so what was just a fun thing to do became a hormonal drive that my OCD hijacked. I can't imagine kids hit with that become instant pimps and smooth talkers but the laws of probability would mean the earlier you starting seeking it out the earlier it probably happens.

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what do you think a pregnant lich smells like?

>> No.22140220

I dunno man. If I found something more normal than the bondage fairy series and directly graduating to alice in sexland series I'd probably have turned out better. I don't think your introduction to porn and masturbation should just be /d/ and things too /d/ for /d/.

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I've only ever been attracted to S&M stuff regardless of age and I was never exposed to that stuff as a kid as far as I can recall. It's just how it do.

>> No.22140263

Big wild Pigs!

>> No.22140270

Not him, but sure. I forgot when I first started doing it, but the technique I used as a little kid worked before I could get hard. I didn't have access to naughty material at the time and I was too young to understand sexuality, I just thought it felt good and made my urge to pee go away. Then one day some white stuff came out and the rest is history.

>> No.22140275

i want to have them most passionate and primal sex with a SMT pixie.

>> No.22140276

Is infertile the most insulting thing to call a mamono?

>> No.22140295

The usual musty smell starts to become musky with a slight hint of sweetness to it. Same as most women.

>> No.22140299

yes, don't say that to them, they'll attack you, no hesitation.

>> No.22140302

No, but it probably hurts like a motherfucker considering most have issues related to pregnancy rates.

>> No.22140328

you sure pregnant liches only get a musky smell? they worked hard to get pregnant as an undead monster. they have to smell salty and metallic from all that semen they ingest and cover themselves in.

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>> No.22140357

Which of my dad jokes made her angry this time?

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Always glad to see more of your stuff

>> No.22140365

The smell of old semen ranks as a musky smell just like pregnant women's body oil ranks as a musky smell. Technically so does certain rotten fruit.
"Musky" as a smell and not the actual musk of a deer is a wide and ranging category of smells sort of like how sour and sweet having a million and one flavors to them.

>> No.22140367

Shortcakes. Fuck my autocorrect.

>> No.22140369

>I'm angry
>Hi Angry, I'm Dad!

>> No.22140379

>I am fire! I am...death!
>hi, fire'n'death! I'm dad!

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Ah good taste then. Shortcakes are pure sex. Built for rough baby making sex.

>> No.22140403

Pro tip: when facing off against a Mayadere MG and you’re caught in a monologue, compliment her on her dress, that’ll usually stop her from talking, ruin her train of thought, and start blushing from you noticing how the trim on her battle dress shines in the light.

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New wife picture! Does your wife like fluffy dresses? Mine doesn't but I convince her to wear them anyways!

>> No.22140433

Did you show her boyfriend her baby photos?

>> No.22140434

I just binged on your work, really enjoying it anon

>> No.22140444

I really like that one anon. My wife loves frilly dresses like that too, but she's embarrassed about them so she'd only wear them in private for me or on very special occasions.

>> No.22140470

Any advice on how to deal with a Tsundere Displacer-Beast monstergirl?

>> No.22140478

See what happens if you date her in a hall of mirrors.

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Draphlims move in packs

>> No.22140516

I'll bully all three then!

>> No.22140544

I’ll marry all three then!

>> No.22140559

Find a nice accessory, dress, or tasty food and keep trying to put it on or feed to the displacement. Eventually she'll warm up.

>> No.22140567

I'd consider befriending two of them.

>> No.22140571

I'll remain neutral towards all three then.

>> No.22140578

I would consider consensual sex and marriage with only one!

>> No.22140589

I thought you can't interact with the displacement?

>> No.22140617

How intimidating!

>> No.22140619

>chaos gods
Other than lovecraft, what would these be? Primordial gods like Ereskigal, Erebus and P'an-ku or something completely different?

>> No.22140632

Clever girl

>> No.22140642

I took a racial trait because my grandpa’s aunt is half drow

>> No.22140647

I want a Pslime doujin drawn by Kousuke. What about you anons? What artist would you want to draw a doujin and what species?

>> No.22140663

I don’t know anything about artists.

>> No.22140668

You can't. That's why I said "you keep trying". Eventually just act a little disappointed because she must not want it otherwise she'd have tried the icecream or at least let you put the bow in her hair. It'll break down her tsun overtime.

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Tonight in "tfw I will never":

>> No.22140740

Fluffy dresses are harder to put on and might get catcher on her talons so it would be on a few occasions.

>> No.22140743

Nothing amazes me more than the fact MGE seems to draw edgefag writers like a lighthouse. Still at least we have some good non edgefag writers.

>> No.22140781

The one thing that makes a hellhound cry like a pup.
Nightmares of losing her mate.

>> No.22140808

>I stared at the door and waited and waited...
>I even remembered to not bark, like a good girl.
>But you never came home

>> No.22140859

It's WAY too easy a target. Mamano were previously flat out genocidal blood thirsty beasts and literal demons for something like 99.9% of the settings timeline and they very much have lingering instincts from that left intact, the DL is a rapist ultimately intending to rape the human races ability to choose things for themselves to their morals to their freewill ultimately just flat raping their Id and Ego(arguably murder in some philosophical schools), the order is just flat grimderp, the chief god may seem nice but ultimately if she wins humanity will experience the shitty depressing living that is order life before eventually being genocided then repeating all that forever in a never ending cycle so she's worse than hitler, fuckers like mindflayers exist, the word "rape" gets thrown around like crazy, shit like manticore sadism and bullying, chaos god, and wonderland just to name some low hanging and exploitable fruit.
It's why making good stories is so hard because theres a lot of flak that prevents shit from just being grim and dark or just uninspired and boring smut.

>> No.22140874

The answer is even simpler than that. The purer something is, the more people are drawn to want to corrupt it. MGE is so tailored to being a perfect nothing-goes-wrong fantasy, including some pretty obvious rule patches, that there's a certain kind of writer that can't help themselves from inverting it. Combine that with the satisfaction of turning the setting's rules against it (though rule patches need to be ignored for this to work, and writers often do ignore other rules entirely) and some good old-fashioned HFY autism that always treats human knights as lawful good, and you have a perfect storm.

>> No.22140883

The word rape is thrown around because the english language is shit and can't accurately describe what KC means.

>> No.22140895

This to. Like I said I only named a few issues that cause it to occur. You made a good example though. Writers don't like to write poor stories and if nothing can go wrong or be resolved because the setting will just fix itself that makes a poor story no matter the setting. This encourages going off the beaten trail and building off the setting rather than following it.
It's hard for writers to not take that option because the alternative is making something that's usually not worth the read of effort of writing.
Again, its WAY too easy a target for this sort of thing. Too much against making good stories that go with the grain, too much for making stories that go against the grain.

>> No.22140903

I know. Being facetious doesn't translate through text which is why you should generally spell out what you mean rather than being coy when it comes to writing.
Not everybody knows what KC is getting at with it because of that so they just take the word at face value.

>> No.22140904

Especially nightmares about his suicide.

>> No.22140905

A part of it is there are a shit ton of Hellhound and Manticore memes that act like It's literal rape and most newfags that post their shit stories and green texts act like they haven't even read a single a single real entry let alone his more nuanced world guides that explain his hyperbole and ideas in better detail.

>> No.22140910

>KC should conform to retarded gaijins who have sent him panties and images depicting gore of his girls.
Nah man. He doesn't need to do shit for the English crowd.

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Wood elves don't wash, wood elves don't wipe!

>> No.22140999

If he wants a multinational audience, and he does he said so himself, his writing mistakes either need to be future proofed against with preface or he needs to work on his writing to make it clearer because very very few languages are built like the japanese language area where specific uses and pronunciations of words can imply far more than the face value of the word itself.

>> No.22141120

>I dunno man. If incubizing boosts sexual capacity I'm pretty sure they'd just run. It'd have to be a masochist to seek that out.
You would need a harem.

>> No.22141158

But doesn't a harem just make exponential gain occur? That'd make it worse.

>> No.22141160

Maybe an arch-jubjub would be the solution

>> No.22141203

Is this a bot? Has shit posting technology finally gone too far? Notice the lack of funny-name cat? This is a sincere question, if anyone wants to do a time correlation on this atrocity...

>> No.22141209

That sounds like a big Jubjub

>> No.22141212

Diff anon. Hellhounds and Manticores among others will literally force you to have sex with them despite your opinion. So that actually would be literal rape. If you have a problem with that, there are other mamono. But there are literal rape mamono too.

>> No.22141228

Must vigorously cumflate until pregnant with triplets.

>> No.22141233
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Every time I see this pic, I have the sudden urge to want to shove my fingers in a ratatoskr's butt and pussy, and I'm not even particularly fond of ratatoskrs. This desire also extends to other monster girls too of course.

>> No.22141244

You might meet your match with that one.
>Meanwhile succ scientists are celebrating a successful containment

>> No.22141248

I want the one in uniform.

>> No.22141324

>The genre of MG itself was established from the idea of adding sexual meanings to the ways of attacking by monsters of JRPG.
>And many of them were concluded as "eat me"or"melt me", the consequence was death by predation.
>The reason why I started to create MGE is that I don`t like this grave consequence.(The episode of the Demon Lord traces this)
>On the other hand, the situations like being toyed with by monster girls with extraordinary power is attractive, and to delete it is equivalent to deny the genre itself, so I didn`t want to do so.
>So, MGE has the essence of masochism primary.
>I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.
It's all fetish porn and not meant to be taken seriously.

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In brief, find an MGE girl(s) you like, come up with a sexual fantasy you enjoy, masturbate to it, and be on your merry way. Maybe even write/draw about it or commission someone to do so if you're an overachiever.

Why is it so hard for people to understand that MGE is meant to be a fapfantasy?

Just touch your dick to monster girls. Simple.

>> No.22141408

A man of culture

>> No.22141497
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What are some BIG NEWS?

>> No.22141505

>Local Rata secretly bustiest girl in the city

>> No.22141513
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Local cabin boy now "most wanted" pirate in the world.

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Local Yeti too cool for this town.

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I do not like seeing sad awoos.
Their smiles must be returned.

>> No.22141575

are manticores canonical the meanest monster girl?

>> No.22141581

That’s why so can’t say no to harems

>> No.22141660

Stop anon I don’t need to be sad today.

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Full moon power boost!

>> No.22141668

Absolutely Satanic.

>> No.22141677

If the wider internet is anything to go by, there will be no shortage of demand for canine and feline girls.
I’m not worried about them finding their one and only.

>> No.22141685

but she doesn't wear clothes

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>> No.22141694

Magenta doesn't exist.

>> No.22141709

Honestly, they probably are.
I can’t think of any others that go to such lengths to portray an attitude of indifference.
Speaking of which, they’re literally the only species that gets the “cruel” disposition tag.

>> No.22141718

what does that mean for us?

>> No.22141731

That if you’re into them you’re an emotion-masochist? I dunno.

>> No.22141735

That depends on your definition of "mean".
They're certainly the biggest bullies who actively get off on psychologically abusing you bully style but shits like mindflayers exist who essentially kill you but keep the body alive via memory erasure and full on edits to whatever they feel will make you a better sex slave.
Dark elves are BDSM the monster and your opinion on your role in matters means nothing even if that means your usage is communal and/or incestuous you're more property than person.
Atlachs verbally abuse you 24/7 and with their venom induce anger rape in you whether you want that or not till you eventually turn into a giant ass spider they ride inside of for reasons. So they actively force you into a mental state bot your own and a physical change not your own against your will for their pleasure.
I'm also told extremist kikis can be fairly strict.

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2nd cutest couple.

>> No.22141740

Dogs and cats are pack animals. Only having one is cruel and harms their mental health. 2+ dogs/cats so they can entertain and be social with eachother is best for everyone involved.

>> No.22141743

>who essentially kill you but keep the body alive
Stopped reading there.
Either actually read the setting material or go back to /tg/

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That’s what the pups are for.

>> No.22141753

try again

>> No.22141754

I'm pretty sure it's the same kanji "意地悪" that was later translated as Malicious and is found in multiple entries including the Night Gaunt, Ratatoskr, and Demon.

>> No.22141762

Alright, let's not have this argument again. Go read their profile real quick and count all the times it tells you they cut out and edit your memories and morals or flat out erase/melt your brain and implant a new one better suited to their needs. I can guarantee you each one of those will be ticked off at least once if not twice.
Oh, and a quick run through of the Q&A will show they're the one confirmed way for NTR to happen so long as the husband is cuck or otherwise prevented from physically touching her.
Stand up, gals. I can see why people like them so much around here.

>> No.22141766

Familial hierarchy and dominance keeps children on a socially separate level from their parents in all pack animals. Unless you feel like mentally torturing your dog and cat species mamano they need an equal level peer to interact with.

>> No.22141769

>For mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.
>In that case, it seems it would only be used to erase the husband's anxiety. Supposing it did happen, it would be like, “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”
>It kind of seems like mindflayer-san would be suited for the occupation of a marriage counselor..

>> No.22141774

Werewolves are the only MGE canine girls that naturally form packs. I can’t even imagine the inevitable friction between multiple autismdogs, especially with conflicting schedules.
The rest are perfectly fine with being in a pack of two, so to speak.

>> No.22141786

Not him but he's not exactly wrong. They never stop the bullying or emotional abuse they just increase it till they hit a point where it very obvious is bad for you then real it back a tad giving you a glimpse at what's behind all the bullying but the emotional pain train and tail draining doesn't stop.
Add that to the whole "you end up with the girl meant for you." going on in the setting if you landed with a manticore you must be the kind of guy that gets off on that treatment.

>> No.22141788

>Go read their profile
How many time do you need to be told that the entries are written by an idiot that doesn't know shit about monster and especially doesn't know shit about the chaos monsters and is just writing down what he is told or his first ideas he gets when spending very little time with each couple.

>> No.22141792

or maybey someone that deserves it

>> No.22141795

That doesn't explain away the whole conversion process involving women. Id/Ego death IS death just like lobotomies are the end of true human conciousness.

>> No.22141796

Shill your harem fetish however hard you like, MGE girls don’t work that way excepting where it’s explicitly stated as in >>22141774.

>> No.22141804

>Deserves a turbo hot girl who sucks your dick but calls you a slut for “man-eaters” while she does it
Oh no, what an awful fate

>> No.22141807

>pack of two
Exactly. You gotta have 2 in your harem so they can determine who's alpha and beta at the very least. As for packmates there have been known odd examples like a cat and gorilla or a dog and lion. I can't imagine a hellhound wouldn't be able to imprint on a bicorn and some holsts. Especially when she gets to be a herd dog.

>> No.22141816

The other person is「YOU」, goof.

>> No.22141819

>spend time with couple
>initial impressions are slavery and death of not just a husbands mind but female thrall minds to
Yeah, that sounds legit.

>> No.22141824

we live in different times dude,
there was a point in time when eating out a girl was considered to be unmasculine to the point of being essentially the same as sucking off a guy,

>> No.22141831

That sounds stupid.

>> No.22141833

You gotta stay separate and above pack dynamics to maintain alpha male status. If you include yourself in the female side of things you lose your position in the hierarchy and they still have to figure out where everyone stands and you can't tell me between 2 hellhound dogpiling you wouldn't end up on the bottom of it all.

>> No.22141847

Look dude you like harems and that’s fine. You’re not going to convince anyone who wasn’t already.

>> No.22141854

Not him but that was a long ass time ago in an ass backwards society that used lead as a spice and their own urine to brush their teeth and considered spouted philosophy to be truth without ever testing if it actually worked.
Honestly. The concepts of "fucking is a mans job and taking is a womens" and "having a masculine object in your mouth must therefore make the act a masculine act as no female element is involved but it's still a women's job so you're not perfectly masculine" and "going down is a women's job and you have a women in your mouth that makes you double woman, dude. Best fuck a guys ass to reverse the polarities." Are some of their less retarded more grounded concepts they rolled with.

>> No.22141865

I dunno man. They tend to grow on people the more they get exposed to it. Just like holsts and alps.

>> No.22141879

i remember this one guy walked in on arnold schwarzenegger going down on not his wife and he just looked at the guy and said, eating is not cheating.

>> No.22141886

Arnie really is cumming everywhere.

>> No.22141912

ive always felt like that was kind of a power thing.

>> No.22141917

She's cooler than cool, cooler than the Ice Queen!

>> No.22141927

which mgs would like total recall?

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>> No.22141970

In what way?

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>> No.22141981

Please don't give them ideas.
Just take the hellhounds and naive/impressionable types who like action movies. It's got the perfect plotline and type of action and everything for them.

>> No.22141985

our two most primal ape like motivations are to fuck women and dominate other men,
you're basically doing both with an alp, with the added bonus of not actually being gay(like traps)

>> No.22141997

Mindflayer hides her squid husband under her shirt and makes him tell people they meet "Quade, start the reactor".

>> No.22142003

>take proff.taku out on a movie date
>its retro month so it's either total recall, ghost, or kindergarten cop because tremors is sold out
>pick total recall cause it's a fun movie and every mg loves the whole "rugged guy gets the bombshell" style of ending
>the entire time she keeps whispering to you how that's not how any of that works heres why and heres how it would really go down
>you're actually fairly sure she had a minor seizure at the nasal surgery and mars atmosphere scenes

>> No.22142004

and Arnold

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Ah. I always figured people liked them because it's basically the perfect tomboy that comes in either perfect androgynous flavor or the best bombshell achievable flavor. Besides, look at that face.

>> No.22142023

I did say its got the type of action they'd like. He's THE action hero after all. Blessed by Ares and Eros on the field and in the bed.

>> No.22142045

honestly im not even into tg , I just happen to like that specific design

>> No.22142252

>Gremlin/lich/Shiro wants to know your location
A gremlin would definitely use you to stress test her inventions

>> No.22142274

Given how contested my No. 1 slot has been in the past, if it was going to grow on me it would have.
But there’s pretty much no circumstance where one and only one wife isn’t my ideal.

>> No.22142284

>Scientists discover that wind chill is actually a Glacies or an Ice Queen draining your body heat from afar

>> No.22142310

>Blessed by Ares
More like by Mars. Get your ass to.

>> No.22142335

>Missing madman has been returned to his loving mindflayer wife.

>> No.22142367

>he hasn't seen terminator 2

>> No.22142373

all my wives got pregnant and they still want sex

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>> No.22142385

I was still making Total Recall jokes.

>> No.22142413

Ah, that's what I get for not having gotten any sleep.

>> No.22142447

How is the MGE world called? Has anyone ever asked KC?

>> No.22142458

To be fair the man is writing a fantasy feel-good porn setting, he isn't an expert in linguistics and doesn't really need to be. It would be nice to get a clearer picture of his opinions other then the engrish we have floating around but so long we can refer to what he says about the setting when shitposters try to claim otherwise it's good enough for me

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I want my Alps more meaty

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Nap Time!

>> No.22142532

You keep posting this but that isn't an alp.That's an ordinary dark tactician, the alp tactician was someone else. If anybody has the imgur link for fallen maidens I could find it

>> No.22142556

lmao 2cat

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>> No.22142742

Messy maid!

>> No.22142765

>I'm also told extremist kikis can be fairly strict.
Strict in what sense? Strict kikis makes my penis the big penis, but I didn't imagine extremist kikis to be strict. Just very lewd or whatever.

>> No.22142793

Was getting full nelson'd part of her plan?

>> No.22142796

Not really “extremist” in the way MGE uses it i.e. the loose faction, but Kikis go into dom mode if they end up with a lazy master.

>> No.22142803

>but Kikis go into dom mode if they end up with a lazy master.
Yeah that's true. I love that dynamic.

>> No.22142831

But what about lazy Kikis?

>> No.22142842

They are only spoken of in whispers and hushed tones.

>> No.22142848

Gets dommed by the headmaid kiki with help from mastah

>> No.22142853

They both look very cuddleable.

>> No.22142907

One on the right's a bit too fat!

>> No.22142910

It's just the right amount to squeeze and fondle.

>> No.22142924

I want to kiss their wombs with my cock!

>> No.22142944

i want them both

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