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22272379 No.22272379 [Reply] [Original]

There are no good touhous. They're the 3d of 2d girls.

>> No.22272389

>>22272379
Ok

>> No.22272396

Except fairies. They are perfect.

>> No.22272411
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>>22272396
Seems legit

>> No.22272455

>>22272396
>>22272411
Star is one of the most cruel sadist in all of 2hu.

>> No.22272497

>>22272455
Please elaborate. I might want to become her victim.

>> No.22272573

Almost 5 months of hater being offline. Looks like that not even boobhus could save him.

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>>22272573
RIP gopnik whorehuposter ;__;

>> No.22275405

It's illogical to believe any man body could achieve the level of coolness Nitori's does here.

>> No.22275412

>>22272573
I hope he's okay, one of the best non-nip 2hu artists out there.

>> No.22275784

>>22272379
Take that back faggot!

>> No.22278537

>>22272647
Reimu being miserable fills me with so much joy.

>> No.22284294

>>22278537
Same. It also fills my penis with joy, and by joy I mean blood.

>> No.22284700

>>22272573
Please tell me he's fine

>> No.22285082

>>22284294
your penis fills with blood? you should see a doctor immediately

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>>22285082
That's how erections work dude
If your dick doesn't engorge with blood you should see a doctor yourself

>> No.22285229

>>22285082
retard

>> No.22285266

>>22285222
that's absurd. why would a penis fill with blood when it has a bone inside it?

>> No.22285289

>>22285266
Because it’s not a bone stupidass
It’s obviously cartilage considering how flexible it is

>> No.22285291

>>22285289
then why is it called a boner? you should know when to stop trying to sound smart when you don't know anything

>> No.22285307

>>22285291
kek

>> No.22285319

>>22285291
Because calling it a Carter is redundant when we call our penises Richard anyways

>> No.22285693

>>22285266
bones produce blood stupit

>> No.22291334

>>22272379
Fucking wrong

>>22272396
Fucking correct

>> No.22296597
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22296597

It's weird that a whole lot of 2hu threads are full of hookerposting but an actual touwhore thread doesn't have enough posters

>> No.22297399

I don't give a fuck about 2d girls other than touhou, stopped watching anime like 3 years ago

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>>22296597
I would assume that a lot of the usual whoreposting is actually just people trying to annoy waifufags.

>> No.22297704

>>22297675
>lewding touhous
wonder how ugly you are irl to devolve down to this

>> No.22297755

>>22297704
Considering I lewd only loli 2hus, I am extremely ugly.

>> No.22297779

>>22297704
if you're not ugly you should get the fuck out of /jp/, and I'm not being ironic

>> No.22297796

>>22297779
Fuck off you goblin.
All true jaypees are beautiful on the inside and the outside.

>> No.22297814

>>22297796
I bet you think dudes crossplaying as 2hus are "beautiful".

>> No.22297822

>>22297796
that first sentence is not something a person who's beautiful on the inside would say

>> No.22297844

>>22297814
No, I just instinctively know that my fellow posters are supremely beautiful.
As for myself, what can I say.

>>22297822
Maybe I was too harsh, but so was the poster I responded to.

>> No.22299568

>>22297675
That's a shame, I really love touhous as whores and would like to post about it...

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>>22272379
>>22272573
>>22272647
>>22275412
>>22284700
>>22285222
>>22296597
>>22297675
>>22299568

>> No.22299673

>>22299582
Don't post this crossboarder garbage on /jp/ ever again.

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>>22299568
You should, then. There are some obvious prosti2hus.

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>> No.22300470

>>22299921
Reimu and Jo'on are the 150% obvious ones, but I think that Hecatia and Hatate would make for good hookers, too. Heca has that punk rock slut thing going on and she seems like she'd suck you off in the men's toilet for a beer. Hatate fits the role of a low self-esteem, opportunistic whore. Then going even further there are Yukari and Kasen, who honestly have a very strong high-class courtesan atmosphere, where she drains your life savings just for one night and it's still worth it.

After that I think you have to start really reaching for it. Sakuya could whore herself as a part of her duties as a maid, Hina could "collect your misfortune" for a price, and you could try to rope in Mamizou on generic tanuki/jew stereotypes.

>> No.22306855

>>22299921
Joon is not a slut!

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>>22306855
Right, it's just business.

>> No.22306951

>>22306944
You’re still a slut, even if you’re being paid

>> No.22306996

>>22306951
>Slut is generally a term for a woman or girl who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous
Checks out, prostitutes certainly have loose sexual morals.

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