/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

We are the mooninites and our culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.

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>>22312929
Fuck off Moon niggers

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>>22312954
nah

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>>22312929

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I'm brimming with hatred for the accursed moon kin.

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wonder what kind of panties they wear

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>>22315848
I want to steal Yorihime's panties from the moon and cause an international incident between Gensokyo and Lunaria!

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>>22312929
>culture
I hear you’re dumb as shit to add as well.
>culture
Prepare to be erased

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>>22312929
Yes, you're superior! Yorihime-samaaa~! Aaaaaahhhhhh~!

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>>22312929
Together we stand!

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Who are the Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and Carl of Gensokyo?

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I wonder what brands of diapers they wear.

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>>22319525
Loopy

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>>22319525
Lunarians do NOT wear them. Some of them like Eirin may manufacture them to sell them to the impure races, but they don't need them themselves.

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Moon is just bootleg Heaven.

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>>22322534
Well, that's what they say. You know how they are about protecting their 'pure' image.

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>>22322534
It's okay, Sagume. There's nothing to be ashamed about.

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>>22312929
Nevar forget January 31, 2007, mooninite invasion of Boston otherwise known as "Toyohime's Counterattack".

We are bloodied but unbowed! Boston Strong!!!

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>>22327318
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

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>>22312929

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>>22312929
National Aeronautics and Space Administration 航空宇宙局 John F. Kennedy the Space Race 宇宙開発競争 the Apollo Space Program Nikita Khrushchev Lyndon B. Johnson Apollo 11 アポロ宇宙計画 アポロ11号 Michael Collins Cape Canaveral the Eagle Lunar Module 鷲 Buzz Aldrin the Eagle has landed 人への小さな一歩 Neil Armstrong the United States of America アメリカ合衆国 Death Impurity Life 死 不純

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I'm a power level man. Therefore, Yorihime is my favorite. Hecatia would not beat her, for she is dumber and not a tactical genius and experienced fighter like Yorihime.

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>>22336679
>power level
>Yorihime
Plebian

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>>22337642
Your favorite gay fag 2hu couldn't touch Yorihime. Stay owned, kid

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>>22337855
Laughs in Sage

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>>22337855
she was forced to evacuate the moon because of a fairy.

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>>22319454
I always liked to imagine it as the three fairies of light, with Reimu as Carl.

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>>22319454
Frylock Ran. Shake Marisa. Meatwad Cirno.

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purifying paizuri

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>>22312929
Reminder to not believe lunarian propaganda.

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>be hyper advanced moon bitches
>get scared and run your entire civilization away from one fairy
YOU LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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>>22338066 >>22356674
Imagine, this argument in context of anything else. Yukari was forced to evacuate Gensokyo because a human had found a sword of youkai bane. What a wimp!

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>>22359282
implying yukari wouldn't be a wimp too

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>>22327388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

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>>22359282
>Yukari was forced to evacuate Gensokyo because a human had found a sword of youkai bane. What a wimp!
this but unironically

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>>22359282
there's a key difference here, in yukari's case that would be a artifact specifically forged to kill her and everyone she knows, and in the moon cunts case it's the weakest form of supernatural creature known to fucking exist.
that's like saying "the balloon burst so I ran, you'd run if someone threatened you with an atom bomb right?"

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>>22356674
Who are you quoting?

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>>22359571
>the weakest form of supernatural creature to exist.
First, Cirno would like to talk. Secondly and primarily, Clownpiece was purified to be a living embodiment of life. So yes, she was, and her entourage, was forged to kill every lunarian.
It just so happened there was deus ex machina ability to make the one weakness of the lunarians even worse.
Junko, and her ability is a youkai bane too, if she chooses. Purifying youkai slaying weapons to literally be the perfect youkai slaying weapon. If Junko didn't possess the ability to purify, then the lunarians might've been able to fend for themselves.

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>>22360420
me, i said the words aloud and then quoted them

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>>22361720
>Cirno would like to talk.
she can if she wants but no one has to listen

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>>22361748
This is just as good as Yorihime deserves

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>>22361720
>Cirno would like to talk
Cirno is the exception, not the rule
>Clownpiece was purified to be a living embodiment of life. So yes, she was, and her entourage, was forged to kill every lunarian.
that is a fair point, however don't the lunarians have specialised soap designed to deal with impurity like that?

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>>22364383
About as much as Gensokyo has against existential crises. They've got good passive protections, namely their location, like most real nations.
Like real nations they don't expect for there to suddenly be an insurgence of purified life fairies exceeding their ability to reasonably contain on the most geographically isolated and lifeless region of Gensokyo universe.
The most reasonable course of action in the face of a monster like this, fucking run!