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22333199 No.22333199 [Reply] [Original]

If you see fairies, they glow in the dark, you just run them over, that's what you do

>> No.22333398

>>22333199
The bigger the donation, the better the fate.

>> No.22333452

>>22333199
But there are no buses in Gensokyo!

>> No.22333488
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>>22333452
What Akyuu meant was: charge them with your fat unwashed NEET body then mating press them and fill their tiny cunnies with your smelly disgusting NEET semen.

>> No.22334698

>>22333488
She especially likes it when filthy NEETs inseminate fairies on her lawn, or better yet, break into her house when she's out and use her bed.

>> No.22334758

>>22334698
Despite what Akyuu says about fairies, she secretly loves to masturbate while them having sex with fat neets, and she also dreams of getting a boyfriend just to catch him pounding a fairy on her bed. Akyuu has a huge voyeur and NTR fetish.

>> No.22334769

>>22333452
They probably have a few vintage cars at the scarlet manor with the hefty steel frames that they had back in the day that are ideal for flattening pedestrians

>> No.22334856

>>22333199
Since when did they glow in the dark

>> No.22335081
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Fairies are the cutest cuties in existence and should be recognised and adored as such.

>> No.22337357

>>22333199
Did evolved fairies come from fairies consuming semen? Or did fairies evolve to consume semen?

>> No.22337506
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Fairy gulash

>> No.22337652

>>22337506
Put it down Akyuu. It’s about as big as your arms combined. That’s not a toy.

>> No.22337722
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>>22333199
AAAAAAKKKYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.22337748
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>>22337722
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.22337777
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Yippee ki yay we're fairy cattle herders, we got a herd of fairy cattle. They are the most docile fucking fairy cattle. We got them so docile, we got this awesome big fucking herd of fairy cattle

>> No.22338091

>>22337748
Akyuu is not for ara~ara~

>> No.22338196
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>>22338091
Yes she is

>> No.22339816

>>22333199
I want akyuu to shoot me in the face

>> No.22339895
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22339895

Kyuu~

>> No.22339921
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I want to hunt Luna Child with Akyuu. That way I can finally bully her for her stupid, stupid hat and cut off her stupid hair drills one by one! I hope she cries a lot!

>> No.22339951

>>22339921
if you lay a single finger on my beloved daughterwife I'll fucking murder you until you die!

>> No.22339986

>>22333199
Akyuu has fucking lost it.

>> No.22339990

>>22339921
I'd steal her hat, put it on and do unflattering impressions of her while Akyuu encourages me. Then I'd throw it on the ground and Akyuu and I would both take turns jumping on it, laughing.

>> No.22340006
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Time to genocide some fairies~

>> No.22340054 [SPOILER] 
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>>22340006
Akyuu wants this to happen more often.

>> No.22340072 [SPOILER] 
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>>22340054
This too.

>> No.22340120
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22340120

>>22340006
fairies are going to be take down

>> No.22340147

I hate Akyuu.

>> No.22340159
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Pulling the wings off fairies while laughing with Akyuu!

>> No.22340262

>>22334856
Everything glow in the dark for /pol/ crossboarders.

>> No.22340266

>>22339951
Keeping you pinned while Akyuu shaves Luna bald and calls her an old fart! Akyuu rolling Luna in the mud while laughing!

>> No.22340272

>>22340262
But Terry is /g/

>> No.22340854
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22340854

>>22340147
You shouldn't

>> No.22340864

>>22340854
Pinching fairies' cheeks, taking and destroying their hair accessories, and shaving their heads with Akyuu!

>> No.22341493
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>>22340864
And decapitate them, HELL YEAH!

>> No.22343725
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22343725

Kyuu~

>> No.22343740
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Q: How many fairies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them!

>> No.22344521
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22344521

AQ is QT

>> No.22344810

old hag

>> No.22346489
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22346489

How do you get a fairy out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

>> No.22346680

>>22340266
I can bench press 125kg, I'll fucking murder you and thay human whore if you touch my cute onahole.

>> No.22346920
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Pulling Luna's wings off and laughing! Making fun of her for being the most inept of the fairies of light!

>> No.22346950

>>22346920
Don't you have some dirt to eat, Reimu?

>> No.22346960

>>22346680
>125kg
I don’t know anon. That ain’t very strong.

>> No.22346988
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My wife Akyuu and I would each hold half of Luna's hat, tearing it apart in front of her face and laughing at her while she cries! Then we'd kiss while stamping the pieces into the mud. That's our love!

>> No.22347066

Filthy and disgusting thread for a filthy and disgusting hag.
Why do you guys and the ugly bitch known as Akyuu hate Luna-chan so much?

>> No.22347268

>>22333199
Wow rude, don't bully the poor faeries, your witch already respawns like a fairy, she's probably one in disguise

>> No.22349520
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22349520

I love AQ

>> No.22351071
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>>22346680
The only thing you'll be doing is bicep curling a bald, unconscious Luna-chan after we give her a bath in the mud, steal her favourite shoes and donate them to Reimu

>> No.22351190

But how do we bully Sunny and Star?

>> No.22351340

>>22351190
Star will be bullied by having a magical chastity belt put on her that she can't take off. After that we'll rip off her stupid ribbon, dip it in a puddle and put it back on her head while throwing sand at her!

>> No.22352246

>>22349520
Akyuu's unwashed smelly socks!

>> No.22352402

I'd trap Sunny in a dark cupboard so there's no light she could refract. Also I'd occasionally tell her that I saw Luna and Star playing happily, having already forgotten her.

>> No.22352404

Fun fact: Akyuu dressed up as a fairy this Halloween just so she could attract fairy lovers and permanently castrate them.

>> No.22352492
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22352492

Akyuu doesn't say that fairies are a plague because she's jealous of the male attention they receive, she actually insults fairies to make men uninterested in them, so she can have the fairies all for herself.

>> No.22352515

>>22340054
>>22340072
Where did they get cranes in gensokyo. And why don't they just fly, dumb fairies. DUMB!

>> No.22352533

>>22352492
DELETE THIS

>> No.22352578

Who is the Terry Davis of Gensokyo?

>> No.22352782

>>22352578
Nitori

>> No.22352989
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Convincing Alice to take part in the fun as well!
Alice cranking it up to 100%!

>> No.22353062

>>22352989
>convincing
Unlike Akyuu, Alice actually canonically threatened to kill the 3 onaholes of light.

>> No.22353116
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>>22353062
It's clear that Alice is just jealous.

>> No.22353558

>>22353116
Luna's hair drills are stupid! Stupid! I want to cut them off while she cries!!

>> No.22353567

>>22353558
She thinks she's so classy and rich, but she's just a lowly fairy squatter!

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>>22353558
>>22353567
Luna-chan is loved by countless anons. She's a cute, smart, adorably clumsy, classy, soft and well mannered girl.
Too bad the same can't be said by the violent, cruel, evil and psychotic Akyuu.

>> No.22353612
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>>22353558
>>22353567
Luna-chan is loved by countless anons. She's a cute, smart, adorably clumsy, classy, soft and well mannered girl.
Too bad the same can't be said about the violent, cruel, evil and psychotic Akyuu.

>> No.22353678
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>>22353603
>>22353612
Ohohoho~ Of course a dumb fairy would value quantity over quality. One might find many similarities between Luna-Chan surrounded by her fans and a piece of feces surrounded by a group of flies!

>> No.22353963

>>22353678
Akyuu's fans won't shut up about bullying, mutilating and murdering defenceless little girls, so her fanbase is lacking in both quantity and quality.

>> No.22354928

>>22353963
Actually it started as friendly shitposting but then threads like this are now popping up.

>> No.22355173

Too bad my cute fairy wife Luna-chan is sleeping next to me right now and no one can hurt her.

>> No.22355538

>>22353963
The onaholes started it!

>> No.22355550

>>22353963
A strange criteria for 'quality'. Then again, what does one expect from a fanbase that calls their supposed delicate flowers 'flying onaholes'?

>> No.22355695

>>22353963
Seems like a high quality fanbase to me

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>>22353963
>bullying, mutilating and murdering defenceless little girls
To be perfectly fair, fairy threads on /jp/ tend to include various posts about strangle-fuck-murder-snuff-necrophilia sex using fairies as disposable onaholes until they break, then waiting patiently for them to resurrect to do it all again. Immortal lolis surely bring out the most sadistic side of anons.

>> No.22355925

>>22355910
Fairy enthusiasts do it in a loving way, so it's okay.

>> No.22356104

>>22355925
Just because you orally violate every inch of their mouth and the back of their throat with your tongue while crushing their windpipes and pounding their little girl pelvises into dust with your muscular meat mallet like it was mochi doesn't make it less cruel.

>> No.22356106

There's nothing wrong with shaving fairies bald and then shoving that hair into their cunnies if it makes Akyuu happy. It's how we express our love.

>> No.22356833

>>22355550
The only reason that slutty whore Akyuu isn't a flying onahole is because she can't fly.

>> No.22357131

>>22356104
hot

>> No.22357163

>>22355910
God, I'd give anything to play doctor with a fairy

>> No.22357264
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Fairies don't deverse any mercy, they are just a shitty plague that deserves the extintion

>> No.22357282
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>>22357264
Their wings must be hung on a wall like trophies.

>> No.22357335

Ah, I want to stuff Akyuu's mouth with my cock and fill it with NEET semen so that she finally shuts up for one second.

>> No.22360647

i want to push Luna-chan over into a muddy puddle, laughing at her while she cries! That would make me very happy!

>> No.22360867
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>>22360647
Showing snowballs down Luna-chan's neck!
Throwing snowballs at her when she's walking away sobbing!

>> No.22360870

>>22360867
Shoving not showing*

>> No.22361515
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My sweet Akyuu, lovely with me, BRUTAL with the fairies

>> No.22361526

>>22361515
Tying Daiyousei's arms, legs, and wings together and dumping her in the lake! Then having a lovely picnic!

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>>22361526
Give her a sweet Hug and a lovely kiss before, she goes to hunt Sunny milk

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>> No.22361785
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22361785

Fairies have lots of friends who don't take kindly to them being bullied! Why do you think Akyuu incarnations die so young?

>> No.22361888

I'd lie to Lily, telling her that the sages of Gensokyo have cancelled Spring due to budget problems, just to see her reaction to losing the very reason for her existence! I can't wait!

>> No.22362330

Some anons and I are getting together with Akyuu. We're going to approach the sages and propose to form the first officially recognised Gensokyo-wide committee for the organised and systematic bullying of fairies. Our first major project will be the officially sanctioned ruining of Luna Child's life!

>> No.22362429
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Fairies are good girls who need and deserve lots and lots of love.
Do your part, hug a fairy today.

>> No.22362828

>>22362330
Making the fairies suffer from insomnia and tinnitus!

>> No.22362891

>>22361785
This honorary fairy will be the first on the Gensokyo Committee for the Systemic and Controlled Bullying of Fairies' bully list when the fairies have been done and dealt with.

>> No.22363549

Akyuufags have fucking lost it

>> No.22365720

>>22362429
But that's a rapist on the right.

>> No.22366274
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Fairy lives matter!

>> No.22366593

>>22365720
You mean on the left

>> No.22367001

>>22365720
No, he's not. Star loves all of her older boyfriends.

>> No.22367821

>>22362429
Do bearhugs during balls deep creampie count?

>> No.22368013

>>22367001
>older
Star is a fairy and is most likely older than your entire family

>> No.22368128

>>22362330
i'm pretty sure akyuu is a fairy dude, she even respawns like they do.

>> No.22368395
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>>22368013
She has the body and mind of a little girl, not to mention that we don't know how old she is, so she could very well be an 8 year old.

>> No.22369165

>>22368395
Star has the mind of a sadistic super genius and is a danger to innocent anon's who think she's just a dumb fairy.

>> No.22369470

I NEED A FAIRY WIFE, DUDES!!!!!
FUCK AKEKN

>> No.22369719

>>22368395
That's what makes fairies so appealing. They're kids forever. Daughterwives who won't ever age into disgusting adulthood.

>> No.22371341

>>22369719
It’s sad now that you think about it
The only age resistant girls are either vampires which are cold and barren, Fairies that are infertile or Youkai which you will probably never meet on good terms.

Terrible. All of those options are terrible.

>> No.22371427

>>22371341
>Fairies that are infertile
You assume as if I care enough to propagate my lineage. Hell no, I'M GONNA FUCK A FAIRY AND DIE A LONELY MAN!

>> No.22372778
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>>22371341
> Fairies that are infertile
Stop believing Akyuu's lies.

>> No.22373205

>>22371341
On the other hand, Rinnosuke had to exile himself from the village so people would stop looking at him weird, so maybe having a halfling wouldn't be good for the little kid. So pairing up with someone immortal, but infertile, is still good.

>> No.22374324

>>22371341
>Eternally young infertile body
That is not terrible anon, it's called perfection.

>> No.22376277

what happens if akyuu gave birth before her preparation is complete?

>> No.22376565

>>22376277
It’s impossible.

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I need to catch and rape a fairy until she's so traumatized that she'll be utterly terrified of humans for the rest of her life and will break down in tears if a man looks at her!

>> No.22378834

Please don't harm the cute flying daughters.

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>>22333199

>> No.22381640 [DELETED] 

>>22333199
nice

>> No.22381807 [DELETED] 

>>22381640
The retard is at it again, mods.

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9/9/1999
Cirno day 1999
Dreamcast releases in North America
Terry A. Davis runs a CIA nigger over

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>> No.22383501

Shit thread made by a crossboarder.
Fairy threads deserve better than this.

>> No.22383972

>>22383501
They deserve the dick.
t. totally not a fairy btw

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22384494

>>22347066
FUCK YOU! Akyuu is cute, fuck that annoying bitch of Luna

>> No.22384679

>>22384494
Shut the fuck up. This thread is shit.

>> No.22384698
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>>22384679
This thread is good.

>> No.22384998

Ahh I want to slam a Fairy's cervix with my lolicon penis and fill her womb with my yellowish, foul-smelling NEET semen!!!

>> No.22385304

I'd bully Luna-chan until she cries and eventually pees, then I'd tie her up and force her to watch me enjoy drinking her pee in front of her!

>> No.22385434
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>>22384679
Cringe
>>22384698
Based

>> No.22385451

I want a pet fairy. I would buy a fairy maid off of the SDM for a large sum of money or blood.

>> No.22385610

This thread is a serious contender for worst thread on /jp/.

>> No.22385658
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Star is so annoying! I'd cram her into a sack and use her as a beanbag chair.

>> No.22386017
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Ahem~

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Telling Aya all about Luna's problem

>> No.22386928
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Marrying into Akkyuu's family!

Inheriting her part of the estate when she dies 2 years later!

Take my money and live a frugal, comfy life in the forest with my daughterwifeonahole, Luna-chan!

>> No.22386965

>>22385610
In what timeframe

>> No.22386994

>>22386965
Among currently active threads.

>> No.22387000

>>22386928
Enjoy a pissed off Reimu offing you on sight after some jealous village human rats you out.

>> No.22387031

>>22386223
Delete this

>> No.22387065

>>22386994
I doubt it, idol generals and shit still exists.

>> No.22387112

>>22387000
So long as he doesn't become a yokai himself he should be fine.

>> No.22387123

>>22387112
Something about cheating on the Human Village's most important family to bang fairies seems like something more than just a petty crime.

>> No.22387354

>>22387123
I mean, Akyuu only needs a partner. If you have no morals, you can go out and bang fairies once she reincarnates since she’s your daughter in a technical sense.

>> No.22387361

>>22387354
...unless the reason why she needs a partner is so she can take their life in the ritual!.. i never thought about it until now but couldn’t she kill the partner and use their years or unlived years and reverse her age?

>> No.22387398

>>22387354
>she’s your daughter in a technical sense
Grand(...)daughter is more like it. The reincarnation takes time.
>Less than once in a century, the Miracle of Miare
Is literally the title of her article in Bunbunmaru, that AQ sees fit to include in her work.

>>22387361
>kill the partner and use their years or unlived years and reverse her age
What kinda doujin have you been reading?

>> No.22387408

>>22387398
I just remembered that one thread with Byakuren extending her life

>> No.22387464
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22387464

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.22387558

>>22387361
Imagine if she kills and eats you after the mating session is over, like a black widow.

>> No.22387726

>>22387361
Now this is posting.
Nice fanfiction btw

>> No.22388163
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22388163

Akyuuuuuuuuun~!

>> No.22389127

>>22386223
I can't believe she overflowed her LilyPoko, even though they're specifically designed for fairies!

>> No.22389149

>>22387558
But anon..! there is no mating ritual..!

>> No.22389153

I want to see akyun getting knotted by a stray dog!!!

>> No.22389277
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>>22387558
That would be hot

>> No.22389726

>>22376565
perfect

>> No.22390290
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>>22389127
She drank too much water before bed

>> No.22390942

>>22390290
I see. It just saddens me to see all that wonderful pee go to waste.

>> No.22396023

>>22390290
I wanna be there when she pee.

>> No.22399673

Fairy cunny is magical

>> No.22408163

>>22390942
Dont worry anon I drank it all, didnt even wasted a single drop.

>> No.22408477
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22408477

>>22389153
My sweet daughter akyuu would never do that

>> No.22408618

akyuu never had sex

>> No.22408677
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>>22408618
Because she is pure and innocent

>> No.22408685

>>22408618
Yes, but she masturbates a lot.

>> No.22408753
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>>22408685
She's not like that

>> No.22408758

>>22408753
She's a healthy young girl, anon. It's only natural for the to have needs.

>> No.22408814

>>22408618
How is that a bad thing?

>> No.22409079

>>22408758
>young
She's 20+

>> No.22409107

>>22409079
Jesus, what a disgusting hag.

>> No.22409319
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22409319

>>22409079
>She's 20+
That make her even better
>>22409107
Fuck you pedo

>> No.22409353
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>>22409319
Gross

>> No.22409537
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22409537

>>22409353
Same for (you)

>> No.22409774
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>>22409319
>Fuck you pedo
I have a better idea, how about I fuck a little fairy instead?
Or maybe two.

>> No.22409801

>>22409353
Cute pillow dude.

>> No.22409825

>>22409774
Your fairy has clipping issues, dude!

>> No.22409990

>>22409825
Imagine fucking a fairy and the glans of your dick clips through her tummy.

>> No.22410093
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>>22409774
Fairies would probably incinerate you with danmaku, because they probably think you want to hurt them, dude,

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>>22410093
That's why I only go after the weakest of fairies, like Luna-chan. And if Akyuu is to be believed, a grown man can easily overpower a fairy and do whatever he wants with her.

>> No.22410800

>>22410731
I still wonder why Akyuu mentioned that. She had to have known it would make all the strong, virile men in the village seek fairies out to rape them (consensually).

>> No.22411023

>>22385434
>Based
On what?

>> No.22411355

>>22411023
Go back to the school

>> No.22411432

>>22411355
Go back to your board

>> No.22411454
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>>22385434

>> No.22411747
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22411747

I want to run over fairies with my penis! Ending up in a catastrophic pile-up with 15 other fairies getting involved after my initial collision with my daughterwifeonaholetraumavictim Luna-chan!

>> No.22412000

>>22340147
t. a stupid annoying fairy

>> No.22414063

>>22410731
Imaging supermanning them in their sleep and they wake up gagging on semen.

>> No.22418247

>>22412000
what the hell how did you find out?

>> No.22418336
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>>22410731
Booting fairies with Reimu!

>> No.22421652
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22421652

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.22424440

>>22411747
Aah~ I want to pronebone my cute daughterwife Luna-chan and fill her small undeveloped womb with my filthy, foul-smelling lolicon NEET semen over and over without pulling out until there is a disgusting amount of cum foam and pubic hairs on her crotch!

>> No.22427526
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22427526

Fakyuu the Akyuu.

>> No.22427695

>>22427526
Mm. Id rather Alice.

>> No.22430170
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22430170

>>22427526
Akyuu is healthy girl

>> No.22431362
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>>22430170
She's working hard to improve!

>> No.22431593
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22431593

>>22431362
she getting stronger

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>>22431593
And bustier!

>> No.22438533
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22438533

>>22435653
Indeed!

>> No.22438622

>>22435653
Aaaaaakyuuuuuuuuu! gib milkies!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77774682

>> No.22442612

>>22435653
milk please milk please

>> No.22446045

>>22435653
>>22438533
I want to wipe my smegma on her breasts!

>> No.22449804

>>22334758
>she also dreams of getting a boyfriend
Specifically a fat NEET boyfriend I imagine?

>> No.22452695
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>>22449804
A Chad, handsome boyfriend

>> No.22452809
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22452809

Praise Okina.

>> No.22453065

>>22452695
Don't use the c*** word on /jp/, ``please''.

>> No.22453226
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>>22453065
>MUH

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22453246

Eeh~ a fairy infestation in your house?
Well, I'm glad you contacted me about it,
I have the perfect solution ufufu~

>> No.22453316

>>22453246
Oh no, a hag infestation in my house...

>> No.22453644
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>>22453246
do you make footjob service too?

>> No.22453845

>>22453226
Who are you quoting?

>> No.22455199

>>22453845
A man who said "MUH"

>> No.22455363

>>22453246
I want to bully fairies with Akyukyuu!

>> No.22456356
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22456356

>>22455363
then, let's do it

>> No.22459390

>>22455199
No one has said that in the thread before your quote. Are you confused? Are you dumb?

>> No.22461666
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"Tell me where the fairies are before I blow your filthy tengu brain out."

>> No.22463139
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22463139

>>22461666
Chill out Akyuu chan

>> No.22463601

>>22461666
akyuu will clean up this Town, one youkai at a time!

>> No.22464622
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>>22463601
And then have a comfy nap with me

>> No.22468325
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The only good fairy is a DEAD fairy.

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>> No.22469433

>>22409353
cute cumrag, dude

>> No.22473830
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>>22463139
No time to chill; fairies exist.

>> No.22474239

AQ is a cumslut. Sunny is 100 times better, you can marry her and have a wholesome life or you can like the lying slut.

>> No.22474382

Sunny is a cumslut. AQ is 100 times better, you can marry her and have a wholesome life or you can like the dirty onahole.

>> No.22474720

>>22469368
The only thing I'll be crushing is their child cervixes with my glans.

>> No.22475883

>>22474239
>>22474382
Which is the cumslut? I want to marry the dirty onahole.

>> No.22475959

>>22474720
/jp/ is very lolicon again today, I see.

>> No.22477856
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>>22475959
Oh anon, you silly. We are never not lolicon.

>> No.22478885

>>22477856
Suzu already stashes and distributes illegal literature to human and youkai children, what harm is a little diddling here and there going to do.

>> No.22478915

>>22477856
Sexy Akyuu. I want to touch her cute cunny while kissing her neck.

>> No.22484672

>>22478915
Seek help

>> No.22484697

>>22478915
Hello, I'm here to offer you help with touching Akyuu's cunny while kissing her neck.

>> No.22485012

>>22475883
Sanny is the village bike.
I don’t know why you’d want to touch a dirty slut like Sanae though. It’s unethical and a health hazard in many ways.

>> No.22485020
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>>22333199
Akyuu's face vs a snow shovel
Who would win?

>> No.22485051

>>22484672
You're right, I should've touch both her and Suzu's cunny. I can't believe my lolicon is slipping.

>> No.22485100

>>22484672
>>22484697
I want to help by rubbing her tummy, where do I sign in?

>> No.22487446
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I NEED FAIRY CUNNY ON MY FACE!

>> No.22487896

>>22485012
I want steady access to sloppy seconds, which is my fetish. With Sanae as my wife, I could come home to two holes lubed up with other guys' cum every day.

>> No.22489822

>>22487896
Fuck off with your shit fetish,

>> No.22490028
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>>22485020
Is that the synopsis of a new Harasaki doujin?

>> No.22490046

>>22490028
I'd prefer a Hirasaka doujin where the fairies and Akyuu are friends and go to the beach together (Yukari could teleport them to a private beach or something), preferably while wearing micro-bikinis.

>> No.22490803

>>22490028
What's happening in this image?

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>>22490803

>> No.22491252
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What does Akyuu do when the arrival of spring has to be announced at her property?

>> No.22491593
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>>22485100
Sign her tummy while there's still enough room.

>> No.22492044
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>>22491593
And what about her back?

>> No.22492255

>>22492044
You write your name in there after you finish having fun with her

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>>22492255
Like this?

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>>22492639
And that's not the only place

>> No.22492774

>>22491252
She cleans her rifle and stacks on some ammo.

>> No.22492784

>>22491593
>>22492044
>>22492639
>>22492729
It's becoming harder and harder not to cheat on my fairydaughterwife.

>> No.22492798

>>22492784
Prostitution is not cheating, it's more like masturbating with a rental onahole that happens to be living.

>> No.22494986
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22494986

AQ BUMP!

>> No.22495550

How long really does it usually take for akyuu to reincarnate?

>> No.22496572

>>22492798
Wait, Akyuu charges money for sex?
Repulsive. I can't believe I felt attracted to her.

>> No.22496635
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22496635

Why would Akyuu charge money for sex? The fairies do it for free, they are above average in quality, and they have more girls to choose from.
The market is saturated with free organic onaholes, so it wouldn't make sense for her to expect payment. On the contrary, she should be paying me! And include Kosuzu to make it a fair trade.

>> No.22497120

>>22496635
Taking the Suzers and keeping AQ in my closet for future use, only to forget about her!

>> No.22497412

>>22495550
Is this a serious question, because being sandwiched by talks of fucking the Q doesn't help.

Jokes aside, a century and a few decades, according to this Bunbunmaru article.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Bunbunmaru_Newspaper

>> No.22497539

>>22497412
Huh, Akyuu has been male sometimes and could be born male again

>> No.22497572

>>22497539
That's why she hates fairies so much, she has first hand experience with them.

>> No.22497616

>>22497572
>>22497572
More like she hates fairies because she can't rape, dominate and impregnate them anymore.

>> No.22497630

>>22497616
Can you imagine how it feels to be denied the organ to fuck a fairy for an entire lifetime, especially when you've tasted them firsthand? The Sons of Miare has all the luck.

>> No.22502193
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22502193

AQ BUMP!

>> No.22502636

>>22502193
AQ has two small bumps on her that I'd like to rub my face against.

>> No.22503423

Having a threesome with Akyuu and a fairy!
Pulling out of Akyuu at the last moment and ejaculating deep inside the fairy every single time!

>> No.22505851
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22505851

>>22502636
She don't have any problem about let you do that

>> No.22509870

>>22379187
God said the Gensokyo is our ancestral land.

>> No.22514968

>>22503423
God I wish I was a fairy.

>> No.22515800

>>22514968
Being a fairy seems to be non-stop sexual assault. I wish I was some 2hu who was beloved and got some gentle dickings.

>> No.22515889

>>22515800
But fairies are beloved. They are so beloved that the men lose all reason and pound them as hard and deep as possible, with nothing in their minds except the primal instinct to knock-up the girl in front of them.

>> No.22519058

>>22515889
Do fairies get pregnant? Them using the semen as nutrients seems to imply that they are consumed and thus would not be able to fertilize her eggs!

>> No.22519214

Pulling fairies apart by their wings like Christmas crackers with my lovely wife Akyuu! The one who ends up with the fairy gets to pull the other wings off as a prize!

>> No.22520414
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>>22519214
That would be a great Christmas

>> No.22524836

>>22519214
>>22520414
Why does /jp/ love to bully poor fairies?

>> No.22525339

>>22524836
For the same reason we enjoy to kill bugs

>> No.22526638

>>22333199
So what is OP referencing anyway?

>> No.22526806
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>>22526638
Terry A. Davis, creator of Temple OS and /g/ idol, suffered of schizophrenia; he died recently.
"On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA
nigger on purpose with my car. :-)"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-0dvjxQE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9c0-ZC-4-E

>> No.22533962

>>22525339
I don't enjoy it and besides that fairies aren't bugs you heartless anon

>> No.22534269
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>>22525339
I think you're just a bad person.

>>22533962
>fairies aren't bugs
Some are.

>> No.22534501

>>22524836
Fairies are too small to hug and cherish, so you can only use them as onaholes.

>> No.22537501

>>22525339
Who is we?

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>>22333199

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