/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Touhous need to be loved. Love is the only language they understand. Touhous enjoy love. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. They all want to be held close and hugged. They want to be confessed to with well written love letters. Touhous have a biological imperative to be loved. Did you know that Touhous who are loved are twice as likely to conceive as Touhous who have unprotected emotionless sex? It is a fact. Touhous who are loved often have orgasms as well - some have never had an orgasm in their lives becaise they are not loved enough. The desire to cuddle is deeply programed into them. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without Gensokyoland becoming unbalanced. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to get the attention of the villagers and get them to ask them out on dates. They want to have doors held open for them, given cake & tea and kissed passionately. This is what the Touhous really want. I say we give it to them.

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>>22434191
Especially the dumber ones.

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>>22434191
I want to hug the 2hus. I want to hold them, feel them and let them know I love them. They've done much for me and I want to return the favor to them, with such a simple thing as a hug.

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blessed thread

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>>22434191
Touhous need to be dicked. Sex is the only language they understand. Touhous enjoy sex. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. They all want to be held close and fucked. They want to be showered with cum. Touhous have a biological imperative to be dicked. Did you know that Touhous who are dicked are twice as likely to conceive as Touhous who have unprotected emotionless love? It is a fact. Touhous who are dicked often have orgasms as well - some have never had an orgasm in their lives becaise they are not dicked enough. The desire to fuck is deeply programed into them. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without Gensokyoland becoming unbalanced. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to get the dicks of the villagers and get them to ask them "Hey Mister". They want to have dicks held hard for them, given cum & lube and dicked passionately. This is what the Touhous really want. I say we give it to them.

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i bet rumia gets kicked like a football by other youkai for entertainment

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>>22439166
No. She’s not small enough. She also isn’t fond of anyone outside the smaller creatures and those she sees or knows face to face

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>>22434191
Yes but the dick exists for a reason anon

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>>22439285

she's very small, and other youkai are very strong

I'm sure yuugi could kick her over youkai mountain with ease

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>>22439166
Nah she stands her ground

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>>22439411
And that's why she gets bullied all the time! Stupid fairy-tier youkai!

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>>22439408
Yuugi could kick anyone over the youkai mountain.

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Touhous need to be raped. It is the only language they understand. Touhous enjoy rape. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. They all want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Touhous have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that Touhous who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as Touhous who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Touhous who are raped often have orgasms as well - some have never had an orgasm in their lives save for a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is deeply programed into them. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without Gensokyoland becoming unbalanced. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss off the villagers and get them to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what the Touhous really want. I say we give it to them.

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>>22434191
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>>22440188
That is 100% true for some like Tojiko.

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>>22434191
Vamps deserve to be loved too!

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>>22443508
That's what she gets for having intensely soft, floppy boobs.

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>>22439099

I can't even explain how this image is hot, look at those hips, grabbing her butt, fingers burning to the tender soft butt.