Toddler Touhou cart, toddler touhou cart, comin' through Want a touhou? Pick one up for keepings, guaranteed companion for life, toddler touhou cart, get 'em while they're cute!

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Anonymous Wed Dec 4 13:55:55 2019 No.22530158 [Reply] [Original]

Toddler Touhou cart, toddler touhou cart, comin' through
Want a touhou? Pick one up for keepings, guaranteed companion for life, toddler touhou cart, get 'em while they're cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 13:57:43 2019 No.22530167 Thank you anon you just made my day with that post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 13:59:12 2019 No.22530170 File: 182 KB, 800x650, __alice_margatroid_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_ico_engawa_roman__7b5e46ff8eb7e8029cb59e8c5ab0ed72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You got any Reisens left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 14:45:22 2019 No.22530315 Imagine how many Pichuuns, Cucumbers, and LilyPokos they'll go through!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 14:45:42 2019 No.22530319 >>22530158 So cute I want them all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:02:42 2019 No.22531886 >>22530158 I’m gonna disregard the slut meme here for a moment and pick Sanae. At least she’s the most cheerful of the five. In any other case, I pick Marisa. She handled those four so she already has motherly experience under her belt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:06:09 2019 No.22531902 >>22530158 Ironically, Marisa's actually the shortest out of everyone in this picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:07:07 2019 No.22531907 >>22531902 How do you figure that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:10:10 2019 No.22531921 I'll take Sanae, raise her to be a good wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:11:39 2019 No.22531925 >>22530158 I'll pick Youmu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:13:30 2019 No.22531941 >>22530158 I'll take one youmu, myon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:20:16 2019 No.22532249 >>22531921 I'll take this anon's Sanae, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:29:12 2019 No.22532286 >>22530158 Would you happen to have any sakuyas,sir? If you do I'd like one of those and a remilia, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:55:33 2019 No.22532396 >>22532249 No dumbass, MY wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:01:57 2019 No.22532416 >>22532396 Your wife is now my cabbage-picker. Sanae spends all day long harvesting my succulent green jewels from Mother Earth. She's much happier like this.

Anonymous Thu Dec 5 00:47:16 2019 No.22532734

Look. Stop being mean to each other. We can settle this the old fashioned way. How about this. We solve it by instating that >>22531921’s Sanae is everyone’s cumhole. She cannot be anyone’s but she is everyones.
It is limited temporarily to >>22531921’s Sanae only for this thread. After that it is void and natural /jp/ takes over.
No arguing, >>22532249, >>22532396, >>22532416.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:05:28 2019 No.22532793 >>22530158 Bro i think having Nitori as a daughter would be pretty fun, It would be like having a friend and we could play vidya and watch anime all day

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 04:38:16 2019 No.22533318 >Get them while they're cute When do they stop being cute?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:13:11 2019 No.22533801 >>22533318 When you realise it's time to change them and Marisa has left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:15:06 2019 No.22533810 >>22532734 >>22532416 Slutty Sanae got boring a long time ago, fuck off, get your own Sanae and have your own Sanae pick fucking cabbage. >she's much happier like this I'm not, so looks like you're out of luck, fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:28:12 2019 No.22533850 >>22530158 Youmu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:33:05 2019 No.22533862 I don't want Remi. Can I get Flan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:37:26 2019 No.22533876 >>22533862 What you see is what you get you ungrateful cunts

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 07:39:36 2019 No.22533886 >>22533876 Alright, I'm picking Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 12:05:16 2019 No.22534837 File: 588 KB, 1700x2338, __alice_margatroid_and_alice_margatroid_touhou_pc_98_and_etc__b0f9932c2e9bbabd19735a46fb8b5d1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take Alice, I'll make sure to be a better parent than Shinki was!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 19:31:13 2019 No.22541316 >>22530158

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 02:05:14 2019 No.22542954 File: 221 KB, 1024x768, 9bc87e2b2666e240b3edb67ba2f1962a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22530158 Is it okay if I let Youmu play with swords at such an age?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 15:00:46 2019 No.22545964 >>22533810 wwwwww You Sanae is a slutty onahole that is used by /jp/ hourly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 12:56:15 2019 No.22551445 >>22542954 I would let her play with my meat saber at any age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 12:17:53 2019 No.22557265 >>22545964

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 14:20:58 2019 No.22557749 File: 95 KB, 480x640, babu Youmu is brave!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22542954 Yes, just make sure to give her lots of hugs and kisses when she inevitably gets a booboo and starts crying.

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 14:29:25 2019 No.22557799
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I'm going to adopt Sanae as my daughter
And I will beat up every maidscum for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 21:47:41 2019 No.22559713 >>22557799 wwwwwww schizophrenic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 22:29:14 2019 No.22559940 >>22557799 obsessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:29:18 2019 No.22564441 File: 201 KB, 1000x800, 60577250_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:44:11 2019 No.22564517 >>22564441 Remilia has such a lengthy midsection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:10:07 2019 No.22564684 File: 263 KB, 800x692, __mononobe_no_futo_touhou_drawn_by_shikushiku_amamori_weekly__c293fb106fc173d7f2a4999af87db5ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22530158 I'll take a taoist, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:38:17 2019 No.22564858 >>22530158 How many toddlers are left?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:47:17 2019 No.22564912 File: 185 KB, 728x1774, r2fW2o7g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22542954 Yes it's educational

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:34:48 2019 No.22571323 >>22542954 She played with something more dangerous

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 23:18:03 2019 No.22571488

>>22564858
Well, let's find!

>>22531886 has Marisa
>>22531902
>>22533886
Already taken by >>22531886.

>>22531925 has Youmu. Strong Anon.
>>22531941
Already taken by >>22531925
>>22542954 is Youmu's trainer, teaching her the way of the sword. Two Swords become one in the hands of a master.

>>22531921 has Sanae, however >>22532249 made a request to take >>22531921's Sanae, but due to intervention by >>22532734, Sanae is now to be an onahole and a cabbage picker. So she is free and up for grabs.
>>22557799 attempted to abduct Sanae, but he was apprehended and now abides his time in prison for life, having been declared mentally sound despite his schizophrenia as mentioned by >>22559713.

The brave, kind soul >>22534837 took Alice under his wing.

It is presumed that >>22564441 has taken Remilia under his wing.

Sorry but it appears that there are none left except Reimu who has been forgotten, though carried by the Blonde Beauty, Marisa.
So far, there is no official claim for Remilia and Reimu, so you may pick one, however, you may have ONLY one.

Which will it be Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 23:24:56 2019 No.22571511 File: 154 KB, 275x275, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22533810 >fuck off, get your own Sanae and have your own Sanae pick fucking cabbage. your sanae is a cabbage picking dick sniffer

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:09:03 2019 No.22578232
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I invite all toddlerhu carers and their toddlers to atend Alice's birthday party. There will be lots of sweets, cake, drinks, toys, and other forms of entertainment to go about! My dear Alice enjoys playing with dolls very much. She already has one little house for her precious dolls, but it sure is getting cramped in there!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:12:38 2019 No.22578745 >>22578232 It looks like she wants to become a Magician! I wonder if her dolls will come to life!

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:30:41 2019 No.22578817
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>>22578745
If she's going to become a magician then she'll no doubt be a puppeteer! Little Alice is a smart girl, she gets a pair of small strings, wraps them both around a doll's hands, and just starts playing around with the doll and trying to make it do all sorts of tricks! Maybe I should get her a marionette, she'll probably spend the entire day toying around with that!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 11:00:51 2019 No.22585069 >>22578817 just don't give her anything with too many small pieces! Keep her away from that Sanae girl too! I hear she's a bad influence.

Anonymous Sat Dec 14 11:25:06 2019 No.22585175
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>>22585069
Oh Alice is definitely not going to choke on anything! But also, please don't be so rude to little Sanae! She may be a bit more energetic than the other girls, but that doesn't necessarily mean she's a bad influence!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 11:31:38 2019 No.22585208 >>22585175 okay!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 15:05:11 2019 No.22586079 >>22533801 But that makes them even cuter!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 17:00:39 2019 No.22592599 Nice cart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 17:11:42 2019 No.22592624 >>22530158 Marisa is married to me and she just adopted all those toddlerhus, so that makes them automatically my children. Stop fantasizing about my daughterwives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 12:30:18 2019 No.22597019 >>22530158

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 16:39:53 2019 No.22598302 File: 347 KB, 675x1080, __alice_margatroid_and_kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_aoi_annbi__85a811a6c4d658cbf25bbf226c897895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like Marisa has been turned into a toddlerhu herself!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 16:41:40 2019 No.22598311 >>22592624 I will assassinate you with a Youkai. Stop lying through your teeth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:32:20 2019 No.22604121 >>22571488 Reimu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:25:21 2019 No.22607106 >>22604121 Good choice Enjoy your lifelong plot armor

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 09:55:20 2019 No.22611992 >>22607106 And an instant death by a fickle bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:42:14 2019 No.22620092 >>22592624 What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:47:58 2019 No.22620112 File: 1017 KB, 1920x1080, wolfgun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22598311 Oh no~, he's going to assassinate me with a youkai! What am I going to do~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 04:17:25 2019 No.22626525 >>22564684 same here, one xl order of taoist

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 09:03:32 2019 No.22632788 File: 847 KB, 1000x1000, 5FE6B8FABF31327310EA8E614C0405848909BB17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She needs to stop eating before she becomes obese

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 15:27:18 2019 No.22634627 >>22620112 Holy fucking Trigger Discipline Batman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 16:42:45 2019 No.22634943 >>22634627 Don't need trigger discipline when you want to kill everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 23:34:15 2019 No.22637048 >>22530158 me wanna join!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 00:00:47 2019 No.22637167 File: 23 KB, 500x600, 1424811043055.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a pajama yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 16:47:16 2019 No.22642175 >>22607106 And supplemental income from pimping her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 19:46:06 2019 No.22643031 >>22530158 I'll take a cute little Hina, please and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 13:50:59 2019 No.22647422 >>22532734 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 19:17:15 2019 No.22654778 Raymoo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 01:33:36 2019 No.22656526 I want toddler Remi. God I want to change toddler Remi's diapers so bady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 05:24:48 2019 No.22657132 >>22656526 You don't need the toddler version to do that, Anon.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 09:06:22 2019 No.22672388 >>22656526 Sakuya pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 09:51:31 2019 No.22672661 File: 288 KB, 524x736, illust_9171891_20190806_190949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22656526 I know that feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 19:22:08 2019 No.22675922 >>22634943 I cant argue with that logic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 12:51:32 2019 No.22681346 >>22530158 sounds like a lot of responsibility

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 05:48:12 2019 No.22686793 >>22530158 I'll never take responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 07:13:58 2019 No.22687487 File: 177 KB, 650x650, 36079812_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which toddlerhu would be the crankiest?

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