Would you like a magician? They come in small, medium, large and jumbo. Act now and we'll also include this cute vampire loli we found in the basement!

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Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:56:49 2019 No.22565196 [Reply] [Original]

Would you like a magician? They come in small, medium, large and jumbo. Act now and we'll also include this cute vampire loli we found in the basement!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:02:15 2019 No.22565226 >>22565196 ALL OF THEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:04:43 2019 No.22565235 File: 224 KB, 700x924, 8390417_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me the two onaholes, I'll knock them up immediately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:05:26 2019 No.22565241 >>22565196 Will the vampire try and eat me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:07:32 2019 No.22565254 File: 2.14 MB, 1191x1684, 632f540fdf12b182d907888b0947be59.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me the two onaholes, I'll knock them up immediately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:33:13 2019 No.22565365 >>22565196 But every magician is gay and i don't want that smelly vampire, what is the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:51:20 2019 No.22565432 >>22565196 I call dibs on Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 22:22:29 2019 No.22565558 File: 670 KB, 1800x1087, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22565196 fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:35:26 2019 No.22568930 >>22565558 Hijiri should be "Pops cherries for a living"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:52:01 2019 No.22569009 >>22565254 this, small onas are the best i want my women to die during childbirth aswell

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:56:00 2019 No.22569025 >>22565196 Alice, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:01:13 2019 No.22569048 >>22569009 What's c-section?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:12:29 2019 No.22569394 >>22569048 I'm not sure if Eirin does those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:33:59 2019 No.22569497 >>22569394 She's the Brain of the Moon, c'mon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:59:41 2019 No.22569605 >>22569048 Forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:13:31 2019 No.22569658 File: 45 KB, 566x800, f36acb53d7c20824cac657a4dc366453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22565558 I want to have children with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 07:34:03 2019 No.22573078 File: 604 KB, 1110x1720, 8518503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22569658 Turn Alice into Shinki 2.0. Many offsprings.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 07:47:26 2019 No.22573125
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>>22573078
Shinki is going to be really surprised when she sees Alice not only with a big family, but acting all "Ara ara~" just like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:23:09 2019 No.22573416 File: 1.05 MB, 1413x1060, __hijiri_byakuren_verdia_and_wiz_kono_subarashii_sekai_ni_shukufuku_wo_and_etc_drawn_by_shirosato__23ba1a7a06faff42ca55e7e96d3c8d0b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck wiz

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:08:16 2019 No.22574884 >>22565196 I'll take both Alice and the vampire, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:50:26 2019 No.22575077 >>22565196 whats after the jumbo

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:51:26 2019 No.22575085 >>22565558 why is will never talk to you a bad thing. we're both recluses so it'll work perfectly

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:47:43 2019 No.22575382 >>22574884 You only get one of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 17:43:39 2019 No.22575631 File: 50 KB, 324x1000, 1568062507159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22575382 That's not what "also include" means! I would choose Alice if I could only have one, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:43:02 2019 No.22581480 File: 1.62 MB, 1140x1800, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_roki_hirokix__24f46ac949dfc782ee825e359f1884fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22573078 >>22575631 This cow is highly breedable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:47:08 2019 No.22581491 >>22581480 Alice is not a cow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 11:30:35 2019 No.22585201 >>22581480 The only highly breedable cow is Byakuren

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 12:00:13 2019 No.22585329 File: 21 KB, 109x90, alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22565196 my god...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 12:01:16 2019 No.22585335 File: 50 KB, 367x70, flanpng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dear god... flanny so sexy my lord

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 13:39:26 2019 No.22585738 File: 2.48 MB, 2300x2600, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_nyogorajima__76c33d4b8b40b68556671e7532c62b3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22581491 This anon's right, Alice is a calf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 13:46:39 2019 No.22585771 >>22585738 Alice is not a breeding sow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 13:55:16 2019 No.22585813 i'll take jumbo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 16:29:04 2019 No.22592457 >>22565196 2 and 4 please

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 16:36:37 2019 No.22592492 File: 878 KB, 1724x1070, __hijiri_byakuren_touhou_drawn_by_kezune_i_i__03561193139f92ecf003960882084f20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take Byakuren and proceed to be completely overpowered by her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 16:41:10 2019 No.22592508 >>22592457 >>22575382

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 10:12:27 2019 No.22596472 >>22592457 Those two would probably get into fisticuffs, y'know. >>22585329 Alice is thicker than even Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 00:03:56 2019 No.22600057 File: 670 KB, 1000x1200, 1548861621403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22596472 Thicker than this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 00:27:05 2019 No.22600132 >>22600057 that's obese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 14:21:44 2019 No.22602610 >>22600132 Obesity is pretty thick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 14:53:15 2019 No.22602716 >>22602610 Obesity is a disease

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:51:54 2019 No.22602943 >>22602716 It is It is also pretty thick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 16:11:53 2019 No.22603018 >>22565196 No. Humans, former humans, Europeans and less than millenium old Youkai are trash and not worthy of my semen

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 16:13:20 2019 No.22603031 >>22603018 Marisa is not white

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:28:39 2019 No.22603650 >>22603018 Marisa is a Japanese girl pretending to be white. Pathcouli is the opposite, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:41:09 2019 No.22603694 >>22603031 >>22603650 When did I claim Marisa is White?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:46:46 2019 No.22603715 >>22603694 There are no Europeans present. The colossal scale of your retardation is only rivaled by your backpedaling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:52:49 2019 No.22603733 >>22603715 You have to be shitposting, but I'll take the bait Humans: Marisa Former humans: Byakuren, Patchouli, Alice Europeans: Patchouli, Alice, Flandre Less than millenium old Youkai: Flandre Now refer to my first post and fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:46:42 2019 No.22603945 >>22603715 Sakuya literally writes in english

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:48:58 2019 No.22603959 >>22603733 interesting, you don't seem to be of this board however. keep living in your delusions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:52:43 2019 No.22603974 >>22603945 How is that remotely relevant? Sakuya isn’t even in the image nor is she a Magician.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:23:17 2019 No.22604086 >>22603715 If they aren't Europeans, where are Patchuoil, Flandre and Alice from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:29:34 2019 No.22604108 >>22604086 Alice - Makai Flandre - Transylvania, Ottoman Period Patchouli - Syria I am not going to pretend this is anything but wishful headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:30:05 2019 No.22604109 >>>/qa/3065634

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:01:00 2019 No.22604445 >>22603733 Alice was a born magician, you redditor transplant

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:19:40 2019 No.22608553 >>22569009 Anon, the fuck??

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:23:38 2019 No.22608576 >>22604108 Transylvania is in eastern Europe, anon. Also, in my headcanon, the Scarlet Sisters are French and Remilia lies when she claims to be descended from Tepes, just like she lies by claiming to have Odin's spear.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:38:43 2019 No.22610493 [DELETED]

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>>22608576
I know, although in the principality period I assume the Ottomans would've provided some Asiatic influence. This is more or less wishful thinking, though.
Also I liked the Coat of Arms so here it is.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:39:54 2019 No.22610494
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>>22608576
I know, although in the principality period I assume the Ottomans would've provided some Asiatic influence. This is more or less wishful thinking, though.
Also I like the Coat of Arms so here it is.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 02:19:34 2019 No.22610568

>>22608576
>also, in my headcanon
That's not head canon, that's canon.
>She swears that she is a descendant of Tepes, but nobody is certain whether she is truly related to the Vlad "Dracula" Tepes.
Well, in fact, she is not

Stop abusing spoiler function and consider checking her profile kudasai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 02:26:18 2019 No.22610580 >>22610568 Link to her facebook/instagram/twitter? Not finding it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 05:01:51 2019 No.22610874 File: 232 KB, 1723x461, 1573493898745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22610580 Not sure if passive aggressive or just lazy. But whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 22:38:25 2019 No.22614952 >>22573125 >Alice >Ara ara~ Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 22:54:09 2019 No.22615026 Hi /qa/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 04:57:02 2019 No.22621256 where's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 05:45:08 2019 No.22621459 >>22621256 Alice: you'll become her lab rat/doll Marisa: you'll become her maid Patchy: Koakuma's sex slave Byakuren: Her slave

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 06:30:26 2019 No.22621625 >>22621459 to be honest only Alice seems to be a real downside I'd love to be marisa's maid and sexual relief

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 07:07:44 2019 No.22621833 File: 44 KB, 562x614, w705iiyBbHU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22565196 Yeah, I'll take a jumbo with a side of the little vampire. It's good to cover your bases.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 07:39:15 2019 No.22621938 >>22604445 Alice is from bucharest you secondary

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 12:07:09 2019 No.22628395 File: 135 KB, 1100x1150, 50884696_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22621833 jumbo vampire Just a Boobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 04:41:19 2019 No.22631746 >>22628395 Can I revise my order then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 04:52:22 2019 No.22631782 >>22631746 This service operates on a no-return policy. Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 04:57:28 2019 No.22631787 File: 1.08 MB, 1140x1020, 67088730_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22631746 >>22631782 Buy two and get one for free deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 06:45:32 2019 No.22632132 >>22585335 Dear God, why did you make cunny so much stronger than a man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 07:50:00 2019 No.22632446 >>22610568 I'll help you out. :) https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/prince-charles-says-hes-related-to-dracula >white/blue hair like the color representation of wind -- Windsor

Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:08:27 2019 No.22632555
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>>22632446
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ferrell
From 1998; 'Ferrell told people that he was a 500-year-old vampire named Vesago'. Note Flandre being 'imprisoned for 495 year'. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil was released 2002 so he was not imitating this character (other way around, rather). The Ferrell clan (or Farrell/O'Farrell/etc) is related to the O'neill clan which is related to the MacNeills of Scotland which are related to the Windsor family. Farrell coat of arms represents a golden haired lion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 21:50:51 2019 No.22636493 >>22565196 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 01:40:55 2019 No.22637642 >>22631787 >>22628395 Why must you boob the flan flan. There are already 2 titty girls in OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 05:12:16 2019 No.22638407 File: 708 KB, 2480x3507, 36043234_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22637642 The flan flan (d)evolved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 07:24:10 2019 No.22645750 >>22565432 Reimu pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 16:42:54 2019 No.22648356 >>22628395 Fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 19:03:47 2019 No.22648928 >>22638407 >>22628395 terrible. Go back to your threads. >>22562163 >>22642775

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 22:31:30 2019 No.22650051 >>22565558 i'm sorry anon but that thief stole my heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 09:46:51 2019 No.22658314 >>22628395 >>22631787 >>22638407 improved

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 19:42:32 2019 No.22668456 i love cows

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 14:31:01 2019 No.22674218 >>22565196 No

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