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Cat maid.

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>> No.22594806

Bully the shorties!

>> No.22594836
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Despite me being her living dildo, she lets me act like I am the lord of the castle!

>> No.22594841

>>22594803
Anyone have that Pslime image captioned about its stupid smile?

>> No.22594855

>>22594803
>A cursed couple
>They are soulbound
>Reincarnate together over and over
>Each time they start as close friends in their childhood or whatever
>Every time they still end up on opposite sides, fight and brutally kill each other
>Only to reincarnate again and repeat the cycle

>> No.22594863

>>22594855
They need some mamono counseling asap

>> No.22594874
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>>22594803
>Cat mad

>> No.22594906 [SPOILER] 
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Kitsune stream whores

>> No.22594908

>>22594863
>Lich gets her hands on the two of them
>”No you idiots. You’re supposed to die, stay dead, and come back as undead.”
>”You two are a waste of perfectly good reincarnations.”

>> No.22594927
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>>22594357

((o(´∀`)o)) One more to go.

>>22594737
>>22594676
Thanks!

>> No.22594930

>>22594836
Her sister's better

>> No.22594935

>>22594927
Cute cow.

>> No.22594941

>>22594927
nice!

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>>22594874
>Cat Sad

>> No.22594958

>>22594930
>implying I don't get both
It's good to be king

>> No.22594964

>>22594927
I like this one a lot.

>> No.22594966

>>22594908
>They both end up serving the lich as undead
Good end

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>>22594957
>Cat Bad

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>>22594927
This thread belongs to the Minotaurs! Praise the Maze! Alpha Mu!

>> No.22594987

>>22594935
>>22594941
>>22594964
( ・`ー・´)b

>>22594980
GOD I wish she would crush my head in between her thighs.

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>>22594969
>Cat Lad

>> No.22594998

>>22594992
Leave.

>> No.22595000

>>22594980
>filename
>you will never be her young squire/arms-bearer

>> No.22595003

>>22594992
Werecats seem like they would be high on the list of Alp species.

>> No.22595008
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>>22594969
>Cat tats

Really wish Kaigunmilk would make a trashy alley cat but he doesnt looks very artistic anymore, his twitter is really annoying

>> No.22595012

>>22595000
An opportunity to learn how to become a warrior as well as a dairy farmer!

>> No.22595019
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22595019

I want to tease a cute wan who's in heat!

>> No.22595024

>>22595012
Her milk will make you strong!

>> No.22595029

>>22595024
Combine Minotaur Milk's strength-gaining properties with rigorous Minotaur-style combat training and you'll be able to wield even the heaviest weapons.

Minotaur-style combat training involves wrassling and lifting heavy Minotaur boobs as weights.

>> No.22595034

>>22595019
Revenge on your Senpai!

>> No.22595036

>>22595019
Good taste! In heat wans and meows are best to bully!

>> No.22595043

>>22595019
The easiest time to be a criminal is when all the officer wans are in heat. Either you can easily bully them and escape, or you'll have a police wife really soon who will help you get off.

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>>22595036
Except the strong ones.
They'll just take what they want right then and there.

>> No.22595057

>>22595019
I'll do this but with a Crow Tengu.

>> No.22595060

Sex ed in MGC would be fun, especially when the teacher says to pick a partner.

>> No.22595062

>>22595060
>bombshell succ teacher picks you

>> No.22595065

>>22595056
God I want that to be me, big monster girls are the best.

>> No.22595066

>>22595056
I am not against that either! Plus Strong ones just means strong heavenly mating pheromones to make sex feel even better!

>> No.22595070

>>22594836
>Vampire wife goes on important vampire business
>tfw you get the whole castle for yourself
I would definitely make the maids wear short skirts

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>>22594359
(・`ω´・ ●) Well? What do you say, anon?

>> No.22595097

>>22595062
Sounds like that was her plan all along.

>> No.22595106

>>22595091
I want to huff her mofu!

>> No.22595126

What monster makes for a good big titty goth gf? Besides banshees, of course.

>> No.22595131

>>22595126
>Goth
Undeads in general, pretty much. High class undead like Vampires pull it off better

>> No.22595143

>>22595091
Thank you very much sir

>> No.22595147
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>>22595126
Flooof

>> No.22595152

>>22595147
>paws aren't fuck off huge
Finally, a beast girl I can get behind

>> No.22595157

>>22595147
I want to make her enter heat, lock her in an isolated room and observe the results!

>> No.22595164
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>>22595152
Wuss!

>> No.22595178
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Taking the Wan for a walk!

>> No.22595183

>>22595147
I bet there would be entire clothing stores that is nothing but different types of panties and bras.
And on the plus side, if you just went in there alone, everyone would know that you're buying it for your wife.
There would be everything from cute, sabbath size, unique, sexy, lewd and hentai-levels of panties. "Fluid resistant" ones or even custom made ones by the arachnid that runs the store.

>> No.22595187

>>22595178
Would people react if you went on a "walk" with your wolf GF in MGC?

>> No.22595189

>>22595157
>hellhound
You can't lock her in, anon

>> No.22595195

>>22595147
Whoops, just noticed I replied to the wrong post.
>>22595091

>> No.22595204

>>22595164
I like to be able to properly hold hands with my waifu. Big meaty paws aren't very good for comfortably interlocking fingers.

>> No.22595206

>>22595189
I will trick her into the room.

>> No.22595207

>>22595189
>Bang
>Bang
>Crash
That's all it takes for an overly-aroused Hellhound to break out and rape you. Why didn't you marry a kitsune?

>> No.22595224
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22595224

Would you kiss an elf?

>> No.22595233

>>22595204
Having her paw completely envelop your hand is great though.
I swear there was a big-paw-handholding picture but I can't seem to find it.

>> No.22595237

>>22595224
never

>> No.22595261

How young is to young for a pleasure rune?

>> No.22595267

>you will never be a noble and be hopelessly in love with your strict kiki maid
The best forbidden love

>> No.22595278

>>22595261
anything below 10

>> No.22595288

>>22595224
What happened to the police station

>> No.22595295
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>>22595261
The real question is: How do you apply ANY runes to a slime?

>> No.22595302

>>22595295
Just squirt them on with ketchup?

>> No.22595306

>>22595267
>Prince anon and his personal kiki maid
>Maintains cold attitude to her in front of his family and other servants
>Even insults her and reprimands her harsher than any other servant when she messes up
>When they're alone he plows her pumping multiple loads into her
>both act worried about kiki getting pregnant and what his parents would say
>because both of them are too embarrassed to admitting wanting a child together

>> No.22595311

>>22595302
I don’t think condiments are an acceptable substitute for magical demon ink.

>> No.22595313

>>22595295
have a professional mark their core?

>> No.22595319

>>22595295
Considering it's magical paint and not actually a real life tattoo it could possibly work but I don't think he has ever said anything about it. It could also probably be applied to a core if she is a Dark Slime.

>> No.22595323

>>22595313
That’s a good idea, but only works for Dark Slimes.

>> No.22595331

>>22595295
Extremely concentrated magic so that it becomes a part of her slime.

>> No.22595336

>>22595306
>>Even insults her and reprimands her harsher than any other servant when she messes up
Oh god, that would be really hard for me to do.

>> No.22595383

>>22595311
magical demon ketchup

>> No.22595410

>>22595147
Your sheep is broken.

>> No.22595431

>>22595410
>Hellhound wanting to escape her violent(sufferingTM) past ends up pretending to be a weresheep on a young boy's farm

>> No.22595445

>>22595431
That sounds pretty fuckin’ cute.

>> No.22595448
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>>22595431
>Dopey weresheep don't think for a second she's not one of them
>They just think she's a tanned weresheep
I want to sheer that hellsheep

>> No.22595461

>>22595431
>>22595445
It’s an MG romcom in the making is what it is.
>boy has to help her learn to accept herself for who she is etc etc
Practically writes itself.

>> No.22595521

>>22595431
>Lady sheep, why is there fire coming out of your eyes?

>> No.22595533

>>22595521
Winter time at that farm must be really comfy
>getting to sleep in a cuddle pile consisting of a couple of weresheep, a hellhound and probably a mino too

>> No.22595542

>>22595533
>boyas rehabilitation farm.
>a few were cats plus manticore trying to be good
>a few were sheep plus hellhound trying not to rape
>a few holstaurs plus minotaur trying not to crush
>he doesnt realize anything
I would watch it.

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>> No.22595707

>>22594927
Nice cow.

>> No.22595736
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Can't stop thinking about fucking, cuddling, and sleeping with dormice

>> No.22595778
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>>22595736
All at the same time?

>> No.22595785

>>22595778
Gonna start off with one. That number will multiply through the years with the first one's help, if you catch my drift

>> No.22595841

>>22595697
Good thing I'm not a repatriate so my bodily fluids won't make her run away

>> No.22595844

>>22595736
http://imgbox.com/K44gzBL2

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>>22595844
Sexy mouse. But I want my dormouse to have brown hair.

I'm gonna use that dormouse to make more dormice, and I'll use those new dormice to make more dormice. Gonna multiply them like crazy. Gonna drown in dormice pussy

>> No.22595933

>>22595884
I want a meaty dormouse

>> No.22595936
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big families!

>> No.22595940

>>22595542
How can one human boy breed all those needy girls? He better have a dark mage contact or something.

>> No.22595956

>>22595940
Holstaur milk, weresheep wool, and werecat snuggles have made him able to fuck even when a sleep.

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What would happen if a Rata got zapped by a Raij?

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N-nyaan~

>> No.22596022

>>22596018
dumb lizard

>> No.22596053

>>22596015
Extra poofy tail

>> No.22596100

>>22595697
I never expected to see such a thing.

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>> No.22596155

>farm anon comes into the barn and sees a line of big, heavy tits ready for milking
>at the end of the line is a mino, confused as to why she's here despite the holsts giggling and glancing at her equally large chest

>> No.22596162

>>22596150
Are we late for school because I overslept again?

>> No.22596191

>>22596155
I can't wait to see her beat red face when she moos during milking.

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>> No.22596200

>>22596155
Farm life is comfy lewd

>> No.22596201

>>22596195
Boobs too big.

>> No.22596222

>>22596195
Boobs too small.

>> No.22596229

>>22596195
Boobs just right.

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>>22596201
>>22596222
The duality of man.

>> No.22596236

>>22596231
Ass too small.

>> No.22596238

>>22596195
Boobs unclear, try again later.

>> No.22596265

>>22596238
Default to larger pending future assessment

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>> No.22596292

>>22596191
>the holst just keep giggling and ask you to make her moo more
>proceed to give her the best milking you can
>by the end of it, she's cum five time from her breasts alone and let out more milk than any of the other girls while mooing like crazy
>the holsts help her back to her bed to rest while praising her for how much milk she gave
>the next day, she's at the front of the line, eager to be milked judging by her swishing tail

>> No.22596340

>Smiling Yeti with short, shaved fur presenting you with a cozy blanket made from her fur

>> No.22596353

>>22596289
Ah, a new courtesan!

>> No.22596356

>>22596292
What good holstaur friends! Helping her reform away from her rape machine days! Plus all that milking is gunna make her mino breasts bigger and softer!

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>"Ah, my most valued customer has returned. What are you buying today? Or have you perhaps come to chat instead?"
>"A wedding ring? Well, it should be no surprise a fine man like you has found a mate. How about this one? It's always been my favorite. So beautiful."
>"Might I ask who this lucky woman is? What is she like?"
>"Curvaceous body, large, fluffy tail, around my height…runs a small shop, you say?~"
>"My dearest customer, are you perhaps looking to enter a 'lifetime business partnership' with me?~"

>> No.22596378

fit dragons > dumb fat doughgons

>> No.22596385

>>22596365
She took it in stride!

>> No.22596405

>>22596378
I’ll take both.

>>22596356
She may even start out sizing the holsts!

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>> No.22596476
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>>22594841

>> No.22596511

>>22596473
Miss Banshee you look quite beautiful today!

>> No.22596517

>>22596476
thanks anon.

>> No.22596520
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I want to grope an old fox's huge tits from behind while her tails envelop me like a Tritonia's back tentacles.

>> No.22596529

>>22596365
Mating press intensifies

>> No.22596544

>>22596405
>She may even start out sizing the holsts!
That is going to make the winter cuddle piles so much better!

>> No.22596550

Buff girls are for reverse mating press

>> No.22596558

>>22595008
It’s a shame gacha and 3D modeling took him over and now he just floods his Twitter with em. Would have loved if he did make an alleycat or just more stuff of his rodent pest characters

>> No.22596578

>>22596544
I wonder if when left idle Holsts absentmindedly suck on their own breasts or each other’s while waiting for husband to come home.

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>> No.22596604

>>22596579
>flat chest
>not a loli
nope

>> No.22596616

What is with that KC Twitter flood? What is he talking about?

>> No.22596635

>>22596616
twitter flood?

>> No.22596640

>>22596635
>>22589973

>> No.22596694

>>22596635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jXTBAGv9ZQ

>> No.22596726
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>>22596694
I ought to buy the Master Chief Collection...

>> No.22596732

Which undead monster girl species is the best at round-the-clock pampering? Undead do not need to eat, sleep, or be recharged so I don't see why they wouldn't be able to pamper their man at any time of day.

>> No.22596756

>>22596732
Ochimusha

>> No.22596768

>>22595019
sexual harassment is

>> No.22596771

>>22596640
you want me to translate it?

>> No.22596773

>>22595207
kitsunes rape too

>> No.22596807

>>22596773
but they dont rape my bank account

>> No.22596844

what got you into monstergirls?
whats the earliest you were in these threeds?

>> No.22596850

>>22596844
I have always liked femdom so I was drawn to girls like hellhound and manticore. I have been here for only three years.

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>>22596844
I saw Rachnera's first appearance in the /a/ catalog and was pulled in.

>> No.22596872

>>22596844
Ragnarok Online. I think it was the Dryad.

>these threads
probably 2014 or so

>> No.22596884

>>22596872
>2014
wasnt the world suppose to end then?

>> No.22596892

>>22596884
Among other dates. We awaited the portals, we did.
Lies!

>> No.22596897

>>22596604
mean

>> No.22596901

>>22596844
I stumbled upon Hroz's Scylla doujin and was like "yeah I need more of that". I think that was in 2013-2014.

>> No.22596903

>>22596897
if its call and flat I assume its a trap

>> No.22596905

>>22596844
random images of manticores milking men i saw around

>> No.22596924

>>22596903
but he added small curves to imply tiny breasts instead of the pectoral lines

>> No.22596988

>>22596924
still can pass as pecs , also the pink hair doesn't help,
no thank you.

>> No.22597013

>>22596884
that's 2012

>> No.22597017

>>22596844
monster musume
2017, i think. it's crazy to think that so much has happened in these threads within 2 years that felt like a decade went through. time moves slow when so much is going on

>> No.22597042

>>22596844
I think I found mge five or six years ago, and one day after that I saw these threads advertised on the front page. I rember it was that picture of a manticore with her tail stuck in a railing. I think that was one or two profiles after the hellhound.

>> No.22597052

>>22596844
Somewhere between seeing Morrigan in Marvel vs. Capcom, and the Toonami airing of Blue Sub 6. Been hanging around these threads since Ch.2 of MonMusu first got translated.

>> No.22597062

>>22596844
A mixture of things. Even before I was into MGE I liked a few profiles I liked a few of the profiles on gelbooru when I seen them, the ones that weren't butchered anyway and someone on an old forum that was refusing to die had a MGU signature advertising the site.
Other than that I wasn't actively looking for monster girls, liked catgirls but the most monster girl posting I'd do is taking part in those rolling threads to get a monster wife if I was bored.
Found these threads on /a/ in 2013 which got me into EMG and taking a second look at MGE. Haven't looked back since.

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>>22596844
Touhou
I was always a /jp/sie, I just noticed these threads here one day and decided to check them out.

>> No.22597163

How would you make the mg genre more mainstream?

>> No.22597174

>>22597163
I wouldn't

>> No.22597178

>>22597163
Give it a 4 episode H OVA.

>> No.22597209

>>22597174
Why not?

>> No.22597210

>>22597178
Like monmusu quest?

>> No.22597220

>>22597095
Is suppatenko still a thing?

>> No.22597232
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>>22597220
Completely dead meme.

>> No.22597266

>>22597209
Going more mainstream ruins everything.

>> No.22597272

>>22597266
When has that ever happened?

>> No.22597282

>>22597272
Every single time anon, literally every god damn time.

>> No.22597291

>>22597282
I dont believe you

>> No.22597301

>>22597291
I believe him, normies ruin everything.

>> No.22597304
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>>22597272
All the time

>> No.22597317

>>22597304
There arnt any girls here

>> No.22597329

>>22597095
Well then what got you into touhou?

>> No.22597335

>>22597317
That's the point though, we don't want the normies to ruin everything.

>> No.22597346

>>22597317
Good.

>> No.22597352

>>22597210
Kind of yeah.

>> No.22597361

The gym lich is doing deadlifts again...

>> No.22597362

>>22597329
Cute girls in video games, of course! Back when 2hu hijacks happened on /v/ like ten-odd years ago.
Visited /jp/ not long after and have stayed here ever since.

Man I still remember when Kagerou was revealed.

>> No.22597373

>>22597329
The iosys flash videos
On a side note it's kind of remarkable that /f/ is still around ,when they got rid of /rs/ and the text boards I thought for sure that was next on the chopping block.

>> No.22597432
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>> No.22597449

>>22597373
Why why why why miss you a lot forever

>> No.22597457
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>> No.22597474

>>22597317
We have wannabe Alps. Is that close enough?

>> No.22597486

>>22597474
What?

>> No.22597595

>>22597317
Not true; I know of one.

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>> No.22597607

>>22597595
Trannies don't count

>> No.22597609

>>22597304
>tfw we're past the final phase, nobody just noticed

>> No.22597618

>>22597607
Correct

>> No.22597620

>>22597607
Passable ones should at least

>> No.22597652

>>22597609
we're somewhere between the second and third phase, actually

>> No.22597657

>>22597266
If it got my waifu more porn I'd do it

>> No.22597686

>>22597304
This looks like some r9k shot that doesnt apply to us

>> No.22597691
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Ushi-Oni

>> No.22597692

>>22596756
I just (re)read her page and she seems to be a logical choice. Her determination to birth a son for her man despite not being able to makes me wonder how many daughters she'll need to birth before she accepts that she isn't a failure at child bearing.

>> No.22597696

>>22596844
I'd always been into supernatural girls. Warcraft got me into elves and the dead and the dead elves. EMG made me realize this is an actual thing browsing /a/ something like 6-7 years ago. It was Rachnera

>> No.22597703

>>22597304
I do not like this image for demonizing green

>> No.22597709
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>>22596150
Updated version, I missed a couple things.

>> No.22597722

>>22597703
Fuck off green-fag

>> No.22597756

>>22597722
I want an oni that’s going soft

>> No.22597796

The perfect monster for me would be one that can make me, as a fully grown man want to say "I need an adult."

>> No.22597805

>>22597796
That sounds kinda lolicon to me dude.

>> No.22597817 [SPOILER] 
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>Portals open
>Everyone goes for MGs despite only having more MG children exclusively
>Population turmoil
>Now you have all female repopulation squads patrolling the streets for bachelors
>They're considered Patriots serving their country

Tell me anon, do you have what it takes to avoid both the human rapists and the MG rapists of the species you may or may not be fond of all while searching for a MG species you like that you'd waifu?

>> No.22597818

>>22597805
I was going for more of an "ara ara onee-san" thing.

>> No.22597830
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>>22597818
I mean, asking for an adult if she is one seems kinda useless.

>> No.22597847

>>22597817
But that's illegal.

>> No.22597851

>>22597830
Fine, I just wanta big titty nee-san to make me feel like a little brother.

>> No.22597852
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>>22597796
A bapho is definitely in your future.
>Bapho mounts anon
>Anon whimpers "I-i n-ne-need an adult..."
>She brings her face close to his
>He averts his eyes away
>She waits a moment, her hot breath wafting over anon's face
>In the most seductive voice a little girl can muster, she says "I am an adult......"
>She takes another slow, deep breath intentionally to fill anon's nostrils with her hot, sticky breath
>"...onii-chan" she says slowly as she licks her lips, grazing anon's cheek with her tongue as she does

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>>22597852
Ew no. Give me nee-sans or give me death.

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>>22597852
Goddamn beps are so good.

>> No.22597869
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What about Nutcracker Mamono?

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>>22597847
And who makes the laws anon?

Exactly.

>> No.22597872

>>22597869
She’ll bust your nuts right into her womb

>> No.22597877

>>22597852
I really need a scary Bapho in my life.

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>>22597863
>"We've got a runner!"
>"Get him girls!!!"
>Anon gets chased by and pounced on by a small horde of lolis

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>>22597871
>And who makes the laws anon?
The rich?

>> No.22597885

>>22597877
Same

>> No.22597887

>>22597871
>And who makes the laws anon?
The government.

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>>22597878
Lies. Everyone knows the Sabbath is about making willing converts.
Well, the same might not be said for Kuroferuru's Sabbath.

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>>22597882
Now put 2 and 2 together.

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>>22597878
And then my monster nee-chan saves me.

>> No.22597896
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>>22597878
I need to find a big and strong girl to protect me before those loli gangs become a problem.

>> No.22597901

>>22597888
>Bapho is moments away from sealing the deal with her soon-to-be onii-chan
All bets are off in that scenario. She's gonna take him, no if, ands, or buts.

>>22597895
>>22597896
Baphos are some of the strongest physically and most adept magic users out there. Hope you have an exceedingly powerful girl to save you

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>>22597901
She's pretty powerful.

Plus she has the power of love on her side.

>> No.22597968

>>22597888
I wonder what Kuro's face would look like with my fist and arm shoved up her tight little butt-cunny all the way to my elbow.

>> No.22597980

>>22597968
Is there such a thing as a smug ahegao?

>> No.22597987

>>22597888
I want to make Kuro wear regular people clothes!

>> No.22597988 [DELETED] 

>>22597691
For something a little different, imagine a Ushi-Oni nee-san who has not and never does develop a sexual relationship with her dear little human half-brother. She insists that if he ever gets married she wants the girl to be a Ushi-Oni because she doesn't believe his body will last long without the superior milk that he gets to drink every day thanks to her. The alternative is that the new wife accept the sister as a package deal just like how the sister always tells the numerous men who want her that until her brother leaves her he comes with her.

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>>22597987
>implying normal clothing can stop the appeal

>> No.22598023

>>22597987
This >>22597996, Baphos exude an unbelievable amount of sex appeal, Kuro could wear a trash bag and still look incredibly sexy.

>> No.22598128

>>22597901
Worst case scenario if she fails, you could burst into tears. Maybe they'll be turned off if a guy they're forcing themselves onto cries out for his mommy/girlfriend/onee-chan.

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Exotic versions of MGs are top shelf m8, it's like finding a super model in a sea of models.

>> No.22598206

>>22598128
>Maybe they'll be turned off if a guy they're forcing themselves onto cries out for his mommy/girlfriend/onee-chan.
That only makes them hornier

>> No.22598226

>>22598206
Saying "I want my mommy" in front of a monster is the worst thing you can say. Legend has it it makes their breasts grow a cup size.

>> No.22598234

>>22597896
Russian babushka Yetis are strong enough to lift a Lada and still cuddle softly!

>> No.22598252
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>> No.22598290

>>22597968
fuck, fisting lolis is so hot

>> No.22598312
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>> No.22598323
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>>22597232
how unfortunate

>> No.22598370

>>22597863
JK Gyaru senpai MGs are my bane and I don't even really like them that much

>> No.22598420

>>22598312
those are some thick shark thighs

>> No.22598443

It's been discussed which monster girls are the best breeders but I've never seen any of the rabbit-types mentioned during that despite that the saying is "breeding like rabbits". What's up with that?

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>> No.22598525

>>22598443
Fucking alot isn't really an exclusive property.

>> No.22598528

What do isolated, unmarried dragons do to pass the time? I mean, counting your hoard over and over can only be done so many times before you're sick of it, so what do dragons do to stave off cabin fever?

>> No.22598531

>>22598528
Sleep until they die

>> No.22598558

>>22598528
They meditate on their strunmah, mountain.

>> No.22598575

Shortstack irish trolls.

>> No.22598584

>>22598575
Shortstack Scottish centaurs!

>> No.22598585
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>>22598528
Wait for a handsome dragonborn to stop doing side quests and come to their mountain and sweep them off their feet

>> No.22598593

>>22598585
>Only level 10
Bully the noob!

>> No.22598596

>>22598585
>not at least 7 feet tall
Weak.

>> No.22598604

>>22597232
what are there more popular mge memes?

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>> No.22598663
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>>22598645
Always trust foxes

>> No.22598718
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dead memes can still dream

>> No.22598743

Panda breeding program. Don't forget to participate as much as possible.

>> No.22598759
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>>22598743
Pandas are no longer endangered, I'll focus on tigers instead.

>> No.22598761

>>22598743
>>22598759
My demon wife says humans are endangered, so maybe that’s why she always wants to be ‘breeding’ with me...

>> No.22598767

>>22598761
What’s her justification for the demon silver whip and spiked heels?

>> No.22598780
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Just a quick reminder that Momonika’s sabbath has a midriff only policy!

>> No.22598787

>>22598767
C-cultural exchange?

>> No.22598789

>>22598780
100% fucking guarantee you that birb gives the best head known to man

>> No.22598812

>>22598789
>Ghoul69 is typing...

>> No.22598818

>>22598780
Disregard Momonika. Acquire Marune oppai imouto.

>> No.22598819

How do I stop my elf from bouncing? Her giant floppy ears are distracting

>> No.22598834

>>22598818
I want to ask marune to milk me and see what she does.

>> No.22598837

>>22598819
Wrap them in a sarashi. Hope this helps.

>> No.22598842

>>22598761
Setting up "human conservation programs" sounds like a demon thing to do. Constantly doing things to make daily life easier and less dangerous, with the humans being "conserved" none the wiser.

>> No.22598843

>>22598767
Aurora borealis.

>> No.22598855

>>22598843
Oh, yeah, White Horn-san said it should be this time of year.

>> No.22598857

>>22598837
She keeps bouncing though

>> No.22598883
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>>22598855
White Horn-san is so helpful.

>> No.22598889

>>22598780
You say that like it's a nuisance instead of a plus.

>> No.22598906

>>22598842
Demons are so cute.
>”CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE DIRECT INTERVENTION REQUIRED IM GOING IN!!!”
>Demon dives and stops an average anon from crossing the street quickly just as the crosswalk sign starts to blink red
>”Whoa, a demon!”
>”WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU POOR THING WAAAAAHH!!!”
>They married a month later.

>> No.22598943
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>> No.22598960

are you top or a bottom?

>> No.22598975
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>> No.22598976

>>22598960
Sex with Shoggy probably wouldn’t involve a typical understanding of direction. Or gravity. Or Euclidean geometry.
Ostensibly, a maid would always insist on being a bottom though.

>> No.22598977

>>22598960
Yes.

>> No.22598992
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>>22598977
Good answer.

>> No.22598997

>>22598906
Demons going from sultry and seductive cool beauties to overly-affectionate dorks is my kryptonite. Just imagine a demon boss doing the whole seductive performance review thing to her star employee, only to awkwardly reveal the actual purpose of the meeting is to give him a hand-made lunch because she was worried about him skipping so many meals for work. Sexy, cute and protective is the ultimate combo.

>> No.22598999
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Your order has arrived.

>> No.22599001

>>22598883
Thanks, I hate it.

>> No.22599009

>>22598999
Careful ordering mofu off of the internet. You put down you want a nice Zipangese Inari and you end up with a bootleg Mist Continent Youko.

>> No.22599012

>>22598999
this isn't my brand

>> No.22599013

>>22598960
Switch

>> No.22599015

>>22599012
Look. Look, with your special eyes.

>> No.22599029

>>22599009
Do people still fall for dodgy internet sellers that take orders for Kitsune and end up actually sending Kumihos?

>> No.22599043
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>> No.22599046

>>22598759
I don't like the way they are looking at me

>> No.22599048
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>>22599043
Hey ladies, you wanna see an active earthquake zone?

>> No.22599063

i want to put my penis inside a hellhound and see how she reacts

>> No.22599075
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>>22599063
You have to be more specific about the location.

>> No.22599110
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>>22599043
Ahh yes the eternal debate reappears once more.

>> No.22599111

>>22598997
This man, he gets it. He understands.
Demon's the type of girl that gives you a private lap-dance at a dark strip club and feels you up seductively while she does so, but is actually performing a professional physical to make sure you're healthy.
>"Mmmm baby, your body is so hot~~~"
>"Y-yeah... y-yours too!"
>"Mmmmn... hmmm... really though are you running a fever? I also noticed some rasp in your voice as you were moaning, have you been taking antibiotics? No no, don't worry I won't stop! Just lay back~ Relaxxx~"
>...
>"...And take this Ibuprofen, I already checked your background and made sure it was a generic because I know you had that semi-allergic reaction once, make sure you drink this water with it, don't want you choking on the pill! Now, about these bruises..."

>> No.22599114

>>22599075
vagina

>> No.22599125

>>22598997
That's adorable. And hot. man, they really are the best, its literally everything I want in a girl.

>> No.22599129

>>22598780
I want to impregnate Momonikaso much.

>> No.22599142

>be out mowing lawn Sunday
>Accidentally step into fairy circle
>Proceed to be raped so much you black out and wake up in your backyard 5 minutes before your shift
And that's why you treat your lawn with fungicide

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>>22598780
>tfw your daughter comes home with a Momonika Sabbath pamphlet

>> No.22599170 [SPOILER] 
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Nobody here is brave enough to enter the Thunderdome.

>> No.22599204

>>22599110
Like I always say, I pick the one willing to do me in amazon position. It would probably usually go in demon's favor, but you never know if you end up with a weak demon and a valkyrie-type angel.

>> No.22599246

>>22599170
Ill take the horny one

>> No.22599248

Amazon that secretly wants to be a broodmom!

>> No.22599251

>>22599170
I wonder how they'll do this scene in the upcoming anime.

Probably off-screen to let your imagination run wild.

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>> No.22599279

>>22599274
(LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD...)

>> No.22599281

>>22599251
I hope the sound of her hips thudding damply against the glass is super loud.

>> No.22599316

>>22598992
Auntie, you’re so big!

>> No.22599328

>>22599170
what if i say no thank you to them when i get inside the room haha

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>>22599251
>>22599281

>> No.22599351

>>22599334
Is Christmas in the desert kingdom so much fun even sandworms get in on it?

>> No.22599352

>>22599111
I'd enjoy this with any big girl, to be honest.
>always worried about you getting hurt
>always worried about accidentally hurting you
>always adorably flustered

>> No.22599379

>>22599352
>6'6" demon
>seductive act is even more over the top in a failed effort to offset the awkward tallness of her limbs
>naturally protective fussy big sister instinct
>has accidentally hit you in the face with her wing when turning around so many times she now always grabs your arm before moving so there's no chance of impact

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>> No.22599406
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>>22594803
Sabbath Dragon dresses for Holiday

>> No.22599415
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>>22599406
I'd rather have an eastern dragon.

>> No.22599422
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>>22596844
This comic

>> No.22599425

>>22599379
If I had a demon gf like this, I wouldn't hide how much I love her big muscles and how safe I feel when she's hugging me.

>> No.22599432

>>22598992
You're driving me batty!

>> No.22599433

>>22599352
>>22599379
>>22599425
Throw in that despite all her seductiveness she easily cums quick in bed and I love her

>> No.22599443

>>22599422
Sauce?

>> No.22599450
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>> No.22599460

>>22599433
Cute!

>> No.22599467

>>22599425
She’d be too distracted by your touch rubbing her huge beefy biceps to remember to be seductive. Not to mention unconscious flexing and moaning.

>> No.22599484
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>> No.22599488

Big fat muscle cat

>> No.22599492

>>22599488
How terrifying.

>> No.22599500

>>22599467
It's fine, I'd keep telling her she has the most beautiful and sexy body in between kissing her biceps and abs, and the flexing makes it even sexier.

>> No.22599501

>>22599492
JInko-san let herself go when she had to get an office job.

>> No.22599512
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>>22599415
I didn't know people still liked Water Wurm.

>> No.22599523

>>22599500
She’s gonna be like puddy- really, really big and muscly puddy- in your hands. You could move her any way you want her to go with a single finger press.
Man, big demons sure are weak, in a way.

>> No.22599525

>>22599512
How do funnies buck?

>> No.22599528

>>22599501
I think she's depressed, she should go to a therapy to sort her problems out.

>> No.22599531

>>22599512
BUNNY.CUNNY

>> No.22599539

>>22599512
Water wurm is cute!

>> No.22599545

>>22599528
No, she's just hitting that terrifying thing known as 'office life'

>> No.22599557

>>22599545
Sounds like prelude to depression.

>> No.22599569

>>22599557
Only if she doesn't turn heads anymore.
And a strongthick jinko certainly can.

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>>22599512
Everyone loves Water Wurm!

>> No.22599600

>>22599525
Carefully.

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I love winter.

>> No.22599611
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It's a fact.

>> No.22599617

>>22596844
Since mid 2000 with a cool devices episode, I've browsed since the first threads on /a/ when we just joked around with Kenkou Cross and the single pages of crab's first works

>> No.22599619

>>22599611
>No shortstack rata wife that loves being cumbloated by me
life is hard.

>> No.22599622

>>22599611
Wholesome.

>> No.22599628

>>22599617
>with a cool devices episode
the one with the catgirls?

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Remember to stock up for supplies before traveling!

>> No.22599692

>>22599619
You're the worst husband for wanting a loli to suffer with oppai

>> No.22599693

>>22599692
No, shortstack, although I wouldn't say no to an oppai loli.
Or a loli with a very fat rear.

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>> No.22599704

>>22599699
I'm going to impregnate a loli pharaoh and you can't stop me!

>> No.22599707

I sure do love jinkos

>> No.22599710

>>22599692
But she isn't suffering anon! I make sure she is comfortable with her big lolis tits everyday!

>> No.22599713
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>>22599704
Based.

>> No.22599717

>>22599692
>suffer
>not enjoying the increased attention from her onii-chan who fondles her prodigious chest every day
Pailolis are the best kind of lolis, and I won't hear otherwise.

>> No.22599722

>>22599704
Would it be possible to have her snake friend wriggle around in her ass while onii-chan fucks her cunny?

>> No.22599723

>>22599693
Reasonable

>>22599710
>>22599717
unreasonable

>> No.22599728

>>22599628
Yes

>> No.22599733

>>22599713
Going to have lots of heirs on the way before she even gets the throne!

>> No.22599740

>>22599713
Is this legal?

>> No.22599746
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>be gym buddies with a strongfat monster
>usually warms up by doing push-ups with you underneath her, smothering you with her tits when she comes down
>her favorite exercise is having you lay on a bench and doing squats on your dick
>doesn't stop until you've given her lots of "protein"

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>>22599699
Is the Pharaoh's latest suitor worthy of her greatness?

>> No.22599756

>>22599746
The best.
Probably have special gyms for those types of girls.

>> No.22599757

>>22599740
She is the law, after all.

>> No.22599764

>>22599722
That's hot, I'll allow it.

>> No.22599766

>>22599757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4

>> No.22599771

>>22599628
cool devices was the first hentai I watch ,
slave warrior maya left me confused.

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>>22599757

>> No.22599776

>>22599740
Don't worry, she'll lie about your origins so the court is happy.

>> No.22599782

>>22599740
She will make it legal.

>> No.22599786

>>22599776
whats my origin story?

>> No.22599789

>>22599786
You are you.

>> No.22599806

>>22599751
Wish I had a big, graped anubis to physically and mentally dominate me.

>> No.22599817

>>22599274
>To be Continlewd.

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Why do elves always waste all the healing supplies?

>> No.22599836

>>22599819
I could be persuaded.

>> No.22599840

If the demon realm is a final boss area, then wonderland is the bonus area. Y/N?

>> No.22599846

>>22599840
But then the abyss is dlc.

>> No.22599855

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, try gremmy's new fertility booster!
300% effective!

>> No.22599868

>>22599855
Who's supposed to take it, guy or girl?

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>> No.22599882

>>22599868
It works on both due to clever mixing!

>> No.22599943

>>22599756
>there's a condom vendor near the work out area for those who like to count their reps
>lots of rough grunting and wet slapping sounds can be heard from outside the showers
>the protein shake bar uses lots of natural aphrodisiacs in their suppliments
It'd certainly motivate me to get a membership and a very personal trainer

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>>22599606
Fuck winter gently

>> No.22599962

>>22599957
Man, look at how big and soft they are...
Er, her ears!

>> No.22599963
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>>22599957
To hell with the cold.

>> No.22599972

>>22599957
Ice girls have the best breasts

>> No.22599976

there's a kingdom for each species filled with only their respective species. which kingdom would you go to?

>> No.22599979

>>22599962
>>22599972
The Mofu Ice Queen is definitely overly stacked. She's royally busty, divinely blessed with massive icemakers.
I bet she'd complain in her cute lisp if you just stared at them instead of getting into bed with her.

>> No.22599982

>>22599957
Rare Ice Fox!

>> No.22599985

>>22599976
i'd go to the hellhound kingdom and protest for human rights for non-consenting men!

>> No.22599992

>>22599979
>"You're wucky I wuv you so much, husband... if you keep staring, I'w have to weave you frozen and awone in the cowd. Now come pwway with them awready, I'w wait no wonger!"

>> No.22599994

>>22599976
Fox. Gonna get ara ara'd while drowning in old fox fluff

>> No.22599999

>>22599976
Demon, though I hope there are other guys there so not all the demons are lonely and focus entirely on me. That would be overkill.

>> No.22600000

>>22599994
i bet you wanna get molested and lose your virginity to an old granny like a young slut, do you?

>> No.22600001

>>22599985
>proactively dated 0.5 seconds later

>> No.22600012

>>22599976
I will drown in familiars.

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>>22599976
>Lilim kingdom
>It's so sparsely populated and with so many reality fuckups by all their powers that it's less of a kingdom and more like The Zone

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>>22599976
I'm interested in the Kakuen Kingdom.

>> No.22600050

>>22599976
Night Gaunt.

>> No.22600052

>>22599819
I want to fuck a nun!

>>22599826
Its the easiest way for them to be raped by BHC (Big Human Cock)

>> No.22600071

>>22599976
The Yeti kingdom of endless snow and many temples to practice Hug-kata

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>>22599976
I've always wanted to learn about the rich, vibrant culture and history of the Goblin Kingdom!

>> No.22600094
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>>22599976

>> No.22600095
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>>22599976
The Sandworm Kingdom.

>> No.22600099

>>22599746
>you do bench press on top of her
>head resting between her tits as she spots you from underneath
>her chest rises and falls in rhythm with your reps

>> No.22600101

>>22595288
The Elf Union burned it down (again) in protest of insufficient smooches

>> No.22600127

>>22599746
Can we skip the "fat" and just have "strong"?

>> No.22600143

>>22599976
Snake pit where?

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>>22600094

>> No.22600181

>>22598960
Bottom bitch

>> No.22600226

>>22599976
I'd rather populate an entire kingdom with my wife!

>> No.22600246

>>22600000
Uh, yeah. I do. I also want to help her figure out what's wrong with the wifi router and how to use the camera on her new cellular phone.

>> No.22600251

>>22600246
Have fun fixing her computer after you see twenty toolbars in her browser.

>> No.22600253

>>22600127
No. The soft chub over her muscles makes the inescapable cuddling all the more comfortable.

>> No.22600261

>>22600253
Fat is gross

>> No.22600267

>>22600226
hopefully your wife's an echidna

>> No.22600268

>>22600251
>her search history is both funny and adorably endearing
>"do young boys like older women?"
>"what do young boys like?"
>"how to get a young boy's attention?"
>"what's a pedophile?"
>"no I'm not that delete delete delete delete delete"

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Don’t forget to take a walk on the beach this winter, those aquatic girls get awfully lonely waiting for summer.

>> No.22600276

>>22600261
Fat is gross, but moderate pudge is delicious.

>> No.22600281

>>22600268
has KC ever done a pedophile-type monster girl yet?

>> No.22600282

>>22600267
I think if you did manage to do that with an echidna, the DL would take the time to come down and shake your hand.

>> No.22600286

>>22600281
Closest you got is a unicorn, mostly due to circumstance.

>> No.22600287

>>22600281
Not really, and he probably never will since he said monsters don't care for age

>> No.22600289

>>22598960
Switch, but leaning closer towards maledom.

>> No.22600290

>>22600276
nope

>> No.22600297

>>22600287
so if i'm a shota and i make sexual advancements towards, let's say, an adult demon, will she take me to her apartment and we'll fuck like animals?

>> No.22600307

>>22600281
Monsters don't choose men based on looks.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
This goes for age also
>Q. 質問です 幼化の術は男性にも使えますでしょうか?
>Does "Spell of Pedomorphosis" work on males as well?
>A. 幼化の術は男性にも効果がありますね。とはいえ、魔物娘が男性に一時的に幼化する術をかけることはあっても、サバトメンバーみたいに永続幼化の術をかけることは基本的にないですね!
>Yes they can work, but they only have a temporary effect on males, compared to the Sabbath members where its effect on them is permanent.
>M性癖的に考えて、魔物娘と人間のカップルで結果的におねショタになることはそれなりにあると思うんですが、魔物娘はあんまりショタコンいないので、好きな男がショタでも青年でもおっさんでも好きなのが魔物娘なので
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>ショタだからA君が好き!ではなく、A君が好きだから普段は20代なA君のショタ姿いいよね・・・ が魔物娘の好意なので
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)

>> No.22600312

>>22600297
She might wonder if your serious, but if she catches sight of a tent in your pants, then yes. You are legally hers after that.

>> No.22600313

>>22600297
Pretty much. It's why shotas are told to be very careful around momsters. While they may not intentionally target them, shotas do run the risk of being misunderstood and raped as a result.

>> No.22600322

>>22600313
>shotas do run the risk of being misunderstood and raped as a result
>be shota anon standing in line behind some older monster for ice cream at the park
>some other monster walks by and talks to the woman in front of you
>"Aw, he's so cute~ Is he yours?"
>the older monster looks at you, then smiles hungrily
>"Yes. Yes he is~"

>> No.22600336

>>22599976
>>22600031
This but seriously, as a powerslut would probably be my best shot at getting a Lim. Plus I think it'd be kinda neat if each one carved out her own personal space, to see how each one is unique, even though they are just Donut Steelims

>> No.22600353

>>22600031
>>22600336
All this lim autism has gotten me addicted to the idea of just raping one senseless and getting her addicted to my cock and the feeling of being powerless.

>> No.22600384

>>22600353
I mean, I like things a bit more gentle but that's definitely part of the appeal of powerful MGs like lilims for me. The idea of being desired by something that ordinarily answers to no one. I'm very much a switch so whether I'm doing the (loving, of course) sexual bullying to her, or whether she's gently domming me, I'm happy either way. Either way, a veritable force of nature wants little old me, and that's pretty cool

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiJ2SRgN9Zs

MGC Bar, home cooked meals and beer as far the eye can see.

>> No.22600442

Can't stop thinking about getting tackled and raped by a minotaur. It's to the point that I'm always wearing a bright red shirt just in case

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>>22600434
What I wouldn't do to woo the owner.

>> No.22600490

>>22600442
I want this, but with a fit salamander.

>> No.22600555

>>22594803
Would the modern day 21st century MGE world have its own version of K-pop tier Stan's? (Stalker-Fans)

>https://youtu.be/6iSXSmQVWnQ
>https://youtu.be/V-Dmu1SK9o4

I take it in MGE world that is modern day time. There are monstergirl Stalker-Fans who constantly blog, talk, tweet and online-argue about their favorite boybands and male idols and male song Popstars.

>> No.22600640

>>22600555
>Stalker fans
They already exist in the MGE
And no, I dont mean the stereotypical stalking monsters, I mean MGs who fall in love with a guy and start changing for him before they've even met

>> No.22600652

>>22600555
In the Succubus Note supplement they mention that Succubi can observe and infiltrate the social group of their desired one for months in order to create a more perfect "first time" between them.

>> No.22600662

>>22599826
>Elves with a dwarven accent

>>22599976
Vampire kingdom, so I can cheat and have visual variety.

>> No.22600667

>>22600307
Reminder that the translation for this is kind of spotty and misses nuance.

>> No.22600668

>>22600652
>after months of preparations, succ is ready to "accidentally" bump into the cute boy she's been keeping an eye on
>some random hellhound pounces him and takes him to her rapecave
Hate when that happens.

>> No.22600673

>>22600668
In the Succ's case, she'd be more likely to infiltrate his adventuring party or a circle of friends he hangs out with all the time in order to be close enough to chase off any rivals and ensure she gets dibs.

>> No.22600677

>>22600667
It doesn't change anything. Monster being strict pedophiles like /ss/ fags claim goes against all world guide information. Monster will not refuse men due to age. There will never be breed that only will go for little boys only.

>> No.22600678

>>22600489
If you can handle her home-made brew, she'll take you to a quiet room for two!

>> No.22600686

>>22600667
What missing nuance? The entire point is they enjoy fetishes because they are shared with their husband. He is saying that monsters aren't going to refuse a man because he isn't a little boy or or force him to become one to be with her.

>> No.22600691

>>22600677
>Monster being strict pedophiles like /ss/ fags claim
I don't think any one claims this, and the "strict" is completely unwarranted. Even if you were some bara dude that wouldn't turn a pedo MG off you since she'd just figure it's "nice to see you as an adult because she loves you, but it's also nice to turn you into a child."

>> No.22600693

>>22600691
>I don't think any one claims this, and the "strict" is completely unwarranted.
Are you new? People used to claim Dark Mages were breed while shotacons all the time. it's only recently that that shit has died down.

>> No.22600698

>>22600693
>New
Dark mages aren't even a year old yet. I probably wasn't around for this. It's obvious that "There's nothing that will turn a mg off you" is one of the few hard rules. Even the hardest of core lolis like Baphomets will turn into adults for you if you want it.

>> No.22600699

>>22600668
>The virgin Tzeench follower Vs. The chad Korn monster

>> No.22600707

>>22600698
>a breed that came out with encyclopedia 2 in 2016 and has been in English since January 2017 isn't a year old yet.
what?

>> No.22600715

>>22600707
Seriously? Wow. They don't feel that old to me tho

>> No.22600716

>>22600699
This better not be an admission you're from /tg/

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>Y-Yamero!

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>"SHUT YOUR MOUF AND LOOK AT MY WAD"

Would slapping a Danuki with a wad of cash be considered foreplay?

>> No.22600766

>>22600765
Depends on how much you're whopping on her counter

>> No.22600768

>>22600307
>>but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.”
Ouch

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>>22600765
>offtopic image

>> No.22600770

>>22600768
It's not like it matters in MGE. You eventually become an incubus and grow a huge eroge protagonist dick.

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>>22600768
>ywn be coiled around and trained by a Gorgon Onee-san who thinks you are the cutest shit ever.

>> No.22600777

>>22600760
>tfw no sally wife trying, and failing, to convince your seven daughters that she used to be a fit and lean warrior before she married and had all of them with you, gaining a plush, milfy body
>she tries to exercise and slim down again, not realizing it won't work because the DE in her body is reacting to your love for her new form
Maybe they'll believe her once they find husbands of their own

>> No.22600783

>>22600760
>being hit by thick lizard girl tail
lucky

>> No.22600786

>>22600775
I imagine overly protective snek onee-sans keep their otoutos wrapped up in their coils wherever they go to make sure he doesn't run off and get hurt

>> No.22600789

>>22600777
Doesn't she have old pictures from before the first daughter was on her way? Though I suppose the impact will be stronger if she finds the photos only once the daughters are already adult or in their late teens.

>> No.22600804

>>22600789
Pictures for each birth in a fantasy land though? I'll bet an affordable magical polaroid equivalent would sell like hotcakes.

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>Be wise enough to know that mischief-making Faeries are easily distracted and pacified by story-telling
>Unfortunately, not sensible enough to know that Faeries are remarkably numerous and sociable and will almost certainly spread the word if they hear a story they like
>Eventually become shackled with a nightly audience of tiny chatterbox idiots who are likely to ransack your place if you fail to perform

>> No.22600892

>>22600699
I laughed. Nice one.

>> No.22600899

>>22600777
I would let her get a bit of tone only to ruin it by impregnating her again before she can show our daughters.

>> No.22600905

>>22600783
i want thick fish tail

>> No.22600926

>>22600899
>mom's awfully thick for a 'great warrior'

>> No.22600929

Tips for sleeping with a Bunyip girlfriend.

>> No.22600960

>>22600926
I would probably get her to wear her old smaller battle attire.

>> No.22600971

>>22600960
I can only imagine a milf salamander pulling aqua face.

>> No.22600973

>>22600768
>First time with a monster
>Still 100% human with a 100% human dick
>Cum inside
>She can't tell
>Pull out
>There's no leak, like a spritz of water soaked up into a sponge
>"Why did you stop?"
Yeesh I hope the acclimation period is short.

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>>22600889
>One Fairy comes out doing a slow clap at the end of one of your stories.
>'Not bad kid...'

>> No.22601009

>>22600971
she wont be able to hold it once ifuck her into the pillow!

>> No.22601042

>>22600973
A monster would still be able to feel the spirit energy in you semen no matter how little you came, and that would send pleasure through her body.

>> No.22601057
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Desperately need me a Spanish minotaur

>> No.22601060

>>22600960
>you can hear the metal clasps creaking as her armor tries to contain her mature, fertile form
Milfamanders are too tempting to tease.

>> No.22601066

>>22600765
>>22600766
>kick in the door of a local danuki family run shop
>walk up to the daughter doing cash register duty
>unzip wallet and audibly slap your wad on the counter while maintaining direct
eye contact with her
>danukidaughter blushes violently and won't meet your gaze while danukimother ufufufus off to the side while fetching the Closed sign

>> No.22601104

>>22601060
That would just make my urge to impregnate milfmander harder!

>> No.22601179

>>22601104
Milfmander is for breeding a whole new generation of warriors!

>> No.22601222

>>22599979
Extra extra, icy demeanor no more, the Mofu Queen is a bug softie and a cuddlebug! This Rata for Winterstown Daily News has exclusive photos!

>> No.22601296
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>>22594803
Invite Monstergirls for Tea Time?

>> No.22601304

>>22601296
Yes

>> No.22601305

if i defeat all eight baphos, will i get to fight the secret ninth bapho that's the strongest of them all? do i get a reward for winning?

>> No.22601394

>>22594803
Titania/Elf owned Supermarket plays this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5roK6erKBVI

>> No.22601442
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what if the next incident involves monster mana to spread all over gensoukyo haha wouldn't that be terrible to get gang raped by youkai and have reimu to save you haha

>> No.22601477
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>> No.22601516

>>22601477
i prefer a red bull slime

>> No.22601524
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>> No.22601561
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>> No.22601570

>>22601561
Sahu in a raincoat? Madness.

>> No.22601643
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>> No.22601655

>>22601561
is their 2 sahufags? One normal and the other an older blond haired one?

>> No.22601664

>>22601643
i want to impregnate them both and put them out of the job!

>> No.22601668

>>22601655
No way Saha would be popular enough to have two waifufags

>> No.22601670
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>>22601668
Every day until

>> No.22601694 [SPOILER] 
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>>22601670

>> No.22601706

>>22601442
>and have reimu to save you
for herself

>> No.22601707

>>22601668
I am pretty sure she does. Although one is an adult sahu and i know lolifags dont consider them valid so maybe its just one.

>> No.22601712

>>22601442
I remember hearing years ago that zun said that men exist in gensokyo and that some of the tohous had lovers and spouses but didn't specify who,
do he ever elaborate on that.

>> No.22601719
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https://twitter.com/greenopi1/status/1206955480108519425
Reminder that taking it up the ass is part of a maid's duty and Kikis are more than happy to serve.

>> No.22601729

>>22601707
>lolifags dont consider them valid
Other than someone shit posting, and I say this as someone that only likes flat chested lolis, there is nothing that says you can't have another body type. Sabbath breeds being permanent adults could be up for debate but he has specifically said other non-Sabbath loli breeds like the Atlach Nacha have adult members even if most look like the profile.

>> No.22601751
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>> No.22601761

>>22601712
>I remember hearing years ago that zun said that men exist in gensokyo and that some of the tohous had lovers and spouses but didn't specify who
Where?

>> No.22601775

>>22601729
>Sabbath breeds being permanent adults could be up for debate
its not. Megamorphasis is a permanent spell. If her husband wants it then yes she can be a permanent adult. No matter if she is sabbath or not.

>> No.22601776
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>> No.22601777

>>22601712
>>22601761
Seiga was married, Junko has a dead son, official Touhou manga show multiple men in the form of humans or youkai and Rinnosuke has been a thing forever.

>> No.22601783

>>22600698
>There's nothing that will turn a mg off you
Monster girls don't like psychos and people who enjoy suffering

>> No.22601784
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22601784

Crabs!

>> No.22601797
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>>22601668
Well there's the first sahufag.
And then there's me.
So that makes two.

>> No.22601806
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>>22601296
Sure.

>> No.22601808

>>22601784
How cancerous!

>> No.22601817

My poor waifu must be embarrassed by my constant shivering in this cold.

>> No.22601830
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>> No.22601831

>>22600662
>>Elves with a dwarven accent
Wood elves are rowdy

>> No.22601834

>>22601797
You waifu a cute! I love her hair as well!

>> No.22601847

>>22601783
That still won't turn them off you. They've a number of ways to fuck you up into a better person.

>> No.22601863
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>>22601847
Only if there's still some shred of humanity left. If the person is completely, irredeemably evil, then there's no chance.

>> No.22601873
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Updates on Monster Farmer 2:

>Most of the basic farming programming is done. You can plant up to eight seeds and let them grow food while you wander around the forest fighting feral monsters, then come back and harvest them.
>You can then proceed to have Cooking Wendi make them into cooked food items, which you can use in the forest for buffs/healing
>Added some cute errands
>Brick/Shale's cellphone is fully functional. If you get stuck or aren't sure where to go next, you can call your mom and she'll give you a hint
>You can call Dad and beg him for money (it may or may not work)
>You can call Tatiana (at the greenhouse) and she'll care for your crops for a fee (making them generate extra items)
>Started some of the pixel art design for backgrounds

Man, formatting tile sets is a bit of a pain in the ass, though.

Hopefully in the next month or two I'll have more finished stuff to show off.

Updates on Monster VN:

>None, as of right now.

Ganbatte, /jp/.

>> No.22601881
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>Grinding harpies in the flatlands
>Get too close to the border of the neighboring high level zone
>Accidentally aggro the high level world boss
>YOU ARE RAPED
>Lose all progression and become a Nest Husband

How is humanity supposed to ever achieve greatness if it's a perma game over anytime you lose?

>> No.22601885

>>22601873
Based.

>> No.22601891

>>22601719
A kikimora's three holes are perfectly suited for her master.

Her mouth can fit around him easily and send his cum directly down to her seemingly bottomless stomach.
Her ass is clean and pliable enough for the roughest of fucking, no matter if Master is plowing her ass or she's jackhammering him.
Her vagina will engulf his dick no matter the size and squeeze everythign it has out.

>> No.22601901

>>22601873
Ganbatte farmer dude.

>> No.22601913

>>22601873
Wow that seems like a lot of progress mggdanon. Can't wait for your next one and have a great Christmas in the mean time.

>> No.22601943

>>22601863
>If the person is completely, irredeemably evil, then there's no chance.
There's really no such thing, and even if there were you can just mind fuck it out of them easily with non fantasy methods, not to mention what you can do with a mind flayer.

>> No.22601945
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>> No.22601970

>>22601873
Excellent.

>> No.22601974
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>> No.22601987

>>22601881
You just need to not be stupid like that guy.

>> No.22601992
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>> No.22601999

I really wanna fuck some dormice. I want a bunch of sleepy, loli mice all over me, day and night.

>> No.22602010
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>>22601891
Got that right. Words cannot describe how much I want to pound a Kiki.

>> No.22602027

>>22601873
Actually really excited for this.

>> No.22602034
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22602034

>>22601999
Based.

>> No.22602041
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>> No.22602044
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>>22602041
Lewd

>> No.22602160

>>22601873
>>You can call Dad and beg him for money (it may or may not work)
Earthbound influence, or am I over-analyzing?

>> No.22602204
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>> No.22602235
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Cows.

>> No.22602238
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>>22602204
I love manticores! I want one to pump me dry with just her tail!

>> No.22602244

>>22602235
cow pie

>> No.22602298
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>> No.22602302
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>>22602244
Cow pai?

>> No.22602308

>>22602298
So this is her zanpakutoo?

>> No.22602322
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>>22602308
>zanpakutoo

>> No.22602327
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>>22602322
No

>> No.22602336
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>> No.22602344

>horny cute
>cute drunk
>horny loli
>drunk loli

>> No.22602352

>>22602344
Sounds like a dangerous mix.

>> No.22602355
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>>22602344
Pettan pettan tsurupettan

>> No.22602371
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>>22602355

>> No.22602380
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Devils!

>> No.22602404
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>> No.22602413
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>>22602238
I want one to pump me dry with her anus.

>> No.22602414

>>22602404
didnt really think that through

>> No.22602436

Wendi on the computer awawa

>> No.22602443

>>22602436
>When your browser history suddenly has ten different smoked meat shop websites

>> No.22602452

>>22602204
There is no way my sadistic rapist can be this cute!

>> No.22602462

>>22602443
>>22602436
List you’re favorite monster and what she would have as her browser history, go!

>> No.22602541

>>22602327
the anime is not going to be announced at Jump festa.

>> No.22602550

>>22602462
Pslime and slime carrier
>"what headspace?"
>"how to share a headspace?"
>"how to feed your slimey head mate?"
>"is it creepy to have a head mate?"
>"good hats for your slime head mate."

>> No.22602562 [SPOILER] 
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ghost blowjob woo!

>> No.22602563
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>>22602452

>> No.22602567

>>22602452
Manticores are the cutest! It's only natural when their babies are mofucores!

>> No.22602572
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>>22602298
>stealing nightmare's scythe for a photo op

Gonna get Nightmare on Elm Street if you don't give that back.

>> No.22602573
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>>22602562
Spooky!

>> No.22602585
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>>22600094

>> No.22602595

>>22600094
is that a invitation to fuck her or what?

>> No.22602606 [SPOILER] 
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Which anus would you fuck?

>> No.22602617
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>> No.22602623
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>>22602606
For masturbatory purposes, the one on the girl.
For comical purposes, the one on the outside if drawn in her true, colossal size like pic related.

>> No.22602649
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>>22602623
Based

>> No.22602659

>>22602606
Pretty sure she doest have one for her shell and the one on her main body is just for sex.

>> No.22602663
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>> No.22602674
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>>22602659
>Pretty sure she doest have one for her shell

>> No.22602678

>>22602436
Some Wendis gnaw on their tablets because they don't know better, some use their tablets to look up recipes and their favorite cartoons, and then there's the lone Wendi in the family who wants a top of the line gaming computer to play her favorite shooter games as XxChaosCloakxX

>> No.22602691
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>>22602678
What are the names of the games she plays?

>> No.22602700

>>22602691
Overcooked 2 with her sisters, Chaos Strike 1.6, and H-DOOM

>> No.22602713
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>> No.22602729
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The Sabbath is scary!

>> No.22602745

>>22602713
Wonder how she'd react if you casually brushed against her runed shoulder.

>> No.22602754

>>22602462
Wight
>Is it safe to leave small windows open to encourage husband to cuddle before a fire?
>Comfortable loungers
>Most interesting stories from kingdoms for the last ten million years
>Primary sources for the gremlin-shoggoth hyper war
>If your husband falls asleep while listening to you is he bored or comfortable?
>Best way to pat sleeping husband without disturbing him

>> No.22602768
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>> No.22602784

Does the Sabbath sell girl scout cookies to fund their projects? Or do they just beg their onii chans for money?

>> No.22602809
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>> No.22602822
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>>22602784
Momonika's Sabbath might.
The rest of them have actual magical products/services that they can provide, or even government funding for such.

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>> No.22602839
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Why would you want to motorboat a holstaur's tits when you could huff a rata's fluff?

>> No.22602848
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>>22602839
Milk.

>> No.22602876
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Lizard milfs have got it going on.

>> No.22602877

>>22601057
>Sounds of bed-creaking and a Minotaur yelling 'Andele! Andele!'

>> No.22602896
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>>22602876

>> No.22602910
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>>22602848
Pathetic.

>> No.22602923
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22602923

>>22602876
>"Mom, you used to be a general in the Demon Lord's army? Why'd you quit?"
>"Well, sweetie, I met your father and I'm sure you can imagine the rest"

>> No.22602926

>>22602848
>Ironically make "Mommy give milkies" posts
>Holsts track your IP address and show up at your front door

>> No.22602939

>>22602926
With adoption papers

>> No.22602948

>>22602939
In MGC adoption papers do not need the signature of the one being adopted.

And there's no age limit.

>> No.22602950

>>22602910
The stretchy meat takeaway business has really taken off!

>> No.22602952
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22602952

>>22602926
>>22602939
Scary!

>> No.22602987
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22602987

I wonder what kind of vr holsts like

>> No.22602991

>>22602987
FAT.

>> No.22603001

>>22602784
>>>/a/196791817

>> No.22603026
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>>22603001

>> No.22603027
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>>22603001

>> No.22603059
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>>22603027
Good dog.

>> No.22603079

Shortstack Cancer crab finally hears of crab rave far too late

>> No.22603088
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>> No.22603110
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22603110

Do kappas have 3 anuses like in their folklore?

>> No.22603113
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>>22603059
Fluffy!

>> No.22603122

>>22603088
Automaton-chan has no emotions.

And sometimes that makes her very sad.

>> No.22603162
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>>22603122
That's not true!

>> No.22603172
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>>22603110
That's lewd Anon.

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>>22603113

>> No.22603180

>>22603162
She just has trouble expressing them. Maybe Gremlin has a spare module for emoting that she could use.

>> No.22603181

>>22603162
I’m not a robot
>check

>> No.22603186

>>22603180
>accidentally puts in the Gyaru personality core

>> No.22603188

>>22603162
Nope, completely emotionless. After all the pain she feels in her chest when Anon is away is just a malfunction. She knows that a machine built for war like her could never fall in love. She knows that her desire to be upgraded into a care model is just a glitch in her software.

>> No.22603201

>>22601974
Man, things would be a lot different if my older sister was a lamia...

>> No.22603205

>>22603201
no you'd fine some way to mess that up

>> No.22603209

>>22603205
But in a different way!

>> No.22603218
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>>22603201
>Older lamia sister
>Takes long hot showers in the morning
>Leaving you with only cold water left

>> No.22603222

>>22603186
If she's comfortable with it, I wouldn't mind keeping her that way.

>> No.22603242
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I love liches!

>> No.22603248

>>22602910
>buff Minotaur falls asleep next to you on the train
>you can’t stop staring at her beautiful body, sculpted muscles, and huge rack
>you look around to see if anyone is looking at you two as you slowly move your hand to her biceps
>you start feeling her muscles as you lose track of time and soon you start getting that paranoid feeling that someone’s watching you
>you look up to see the Minotaur staring at you, blushing like crazy
>she stares you down and says ”I didn’t say stop.”

>> No.22603262

>>22603218
I suppose we'd simply have to shower together. Plus a bunyip probably needs all the assistance she can get with that hair.

>> No.22603265

>>22603218
Chinese dresses are wonderful things.

>> No.22603271

How you holding up anon?

>> No.22603279

>>22603271
Only three days until my vacation.
I wounder how Christmas vacation would be with monster girls.

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>> No.22603288

>>22603271
I switched from meth to heroin so im sleeping most of the time

>> No.22603291
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>>22603242
I love Hellhounds!

>> No.22603294
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22603294

I want a Phantom that gets a group of men together on a certain night, to re-enact a typical horror movie. Where everyone plays roles as different characters, while one Monster plays the role of 'Killer'.

Bonus points are awarded to people who get into their role, and to the 'killer' for providing a spooky experience.

>> No.22603295

>>22603291
Liches vs bitches

>> No.22603304

>>22603279
Monsters probably love Christmas.

>> No.22603312
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>>22603295
Liches lement losing!

>> No.22603335
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>> No.22603341

I wanna train under the Twelve Monstergirl Masters of Kung Fu!

>> No.22603342
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>>22602876
I want to fuck the daylights out of a lizard okaa-san.

>> No.22603344

What does getting fucked by a crab feel like? Cancerous?

>> No.22603348

>>22603304
I just wish they wouldn't always wish for sex or a kid as their Christmas present.

>> No.22603356
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>>22603344
>ba-dum-tish

>> No.22603361

>>22603335
SUCCED

>> No.22603376

>>22603271
Okay. My uncle just died. But it’s okay he was really sick anyway so at this point it was the best thing that could’ve happened. I’m reaching a really big point in my life where if I choose a certain direction my life will change forever and possibly for the worst if it blows up in my face. It’s just a huge gamble. But I have my video games and my Lilim waifu, so I have that going for me.

>> No.22603390

>you will never be a small orphan boy picked for an experimental program for Automaton momster unit

>> No.22603400

If only I had a Sandworm gf who knew of Dune.

>> No.22603416

>>22603341
I’m gonna train with that weird Hakutaku who gets better at fighting the more drunk she gets.

>> No.22603427

the extra carbs will go right into her tail from eating your leftover french fies.

>> No.22603432

>>22603205
You’re probably right.



>>22603218
Then the only course of action I could take is getting up before her in the morning and taking my showers before her. And I’d also make sure to masturbate in the bathroom before I left so that she’d smell my cum every morning.

>> No.22603443

>>22603390
I want a yandere automaton momster.

>> No.22603470

"And then he met a beautiful woman who he fell in love with, but he wasn't emotionally ready, So he had to defeat her"

>> No.22603482

>monster-human gathering party
>human men have to wear green bracelets to let monsters know the're ready to get taken for raping otherwise, they can't rape a fellow human party-goer who isn't wearing the consent bracelet

>> No.22603490
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>>22603361
They're only level 1, how bad could it be?

>> No.22603496

>>22603490
They min-maxed charisma.

>> No.22603514

>>22603482
>can't rape a fellow human party-goer who isn't wearing the consent bracelet
What is that human gonna do about it, sue her?

>> No.22603520

>>22603482
oddly reminds me of a brazlian steakhouse i went to.

>> No.22603530

>>22603514
well, rape IS wrong so yeah. monsters can face consequences for sexual assault against an innocent human man. there's probably shit ton of dedicated lawyers out there that specialize in sexual assault cases

>> No.22603531

>>22603482
But then you end up with a cheshire sneaking bracelets onto people for fun, assuming they don't just put it on their unconscious bodies afterwards.

>> No.22603539

>>22603531
that's messed up, wonderland monsters especially cheshires should be banned until maybe the last few hours of the party where the place is only filled with men wearing consent bracelets and monsters that are really horny

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>>22603530
>monsters can face consequences for sexual assault against an innocent human man.
Male virgins are not innocent.

>> No.22603548
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>>22603539
That's speciesism.
You're in for it now buddy.

>> No.22603553
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>>22603547

>> No.22603559

>>22603547
male virgins are innocent from having no influence or encouragement on getting raped by the monster, it's entirely the monster's bidding that it happened.

>> No.22603574
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>>22603548
and i'm also barring hellhounds, tanukis, and especially KIKIS from the gathering too. don't mind me, i'm just being based.

>> No.22603576
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>> No.22603577

>>22603574
>party gets swatted

>> No.22603579

>>22603574
Based on what?

>> No.22603589

>>22603579
on a true story

>> No.22603597
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>>22603559
It's the man's fault for looking so sexy to her while having no partner himself.
>>22603574
>KIKIS
Over the line.
>tanukis
Good fucking luck winning the court case now.

>> No.22603607

>>22603577
who's gonna swat us? certainly not the demon army, we weren't doing anything wrong

>> No.22603609
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22603609

Be careful around those American fox girls and their shotguns.

>> No.22603622

>>22603574
Slimy wet toad!

>> No.22603628

>>22603607
The tanuki authorized it, of course.

>> No.22603634

>>22603609
>Be careful
She's probably 10x better at it than I am.
If anything she'd be teaching me.

>> No.22603636

Is there any site with similar functionality to google for surveys? Kind of curious if there's anything without the privacy issues/lack of anonymity for an end of decade thing.

>> No.22603637
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>> No.22603667

>>22603634
That's probably what he meant, you have to be careful to not make silly mistakes like confusing SMGs with rifles.

>> No.22603676
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>>22603609
Of course, Japanese foxes are far more trustworthy.

>> No.22603680

>>22603676
But does she have a shotgun? That's the million dollar question.

>> No.22603681

>>22603667
>not make silly mistakes like confusing SMGs with rifles.
im not reminded of that opening of the shadow the hedgehog game.

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>> No.22603707

>>22603637
What monster do you think of when you see/ hear the worlds "Ara ara"

>> No.22603708

>>22603574
>group of pouting kikis staring inside from a window
>try handing out maid pamphlets to any single man leaving the party early, following him either to his car or all the way home
>next morning see a bunch of drunk kikis passed out on the party house's lawn

>> No.22603711

>>22603707
Didn't mean to quote there.

>> No.22603718

>>22603707
Demons in sleeveless turtlenecks.

>> No.22603740
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>>22603667
I mean, how hard can that be? Just don't call literally every gun an assault rifle.

>> No.22603748

>>22603740
Do foxes get upset if you call things "long guns"?

>> No.22603770

>>22603748
If they're gun nuts, yes.

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>> No.22603791

>>22603740
Try calling every handgun a "glock" and everything else "AK-47".

>> No.22603795

>>22603791
I'd like to be invited back to the range okay.

>> No.22603798
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>>22603707
Old foxes thirsty for young dick.

>> No.22603808

>>22603785
I love you.

>> No.22603810
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22603810

Time for Kitsune power hour

>> No.22603811
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>>22603707

>> No.22603820

>>22603798
Helping old foxes cross the street despite their protests that they're only 1200 years old!

>> No.22603822
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22603822

You remembered to get a gift for your Mindflayer older sister, right?

>> No.22603827

>>22603798
i'm going to masturbate and unleash a load of cum until my whole cock is covered in it so that the old wrinkly foxes can lick up and suck off my cum-cannon in it's main flavor they seek

>> No.22603854
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>>22603822
What would be a good gift for a flayer?

>> No.22603858

>>22603822
What if you already spent your unexpected christmas gift budget on that nurarihyon aunt that you've suddenly always had?

>> No.22603859

>>22603822
>>22603854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGMnmiqlss

>> No.22603873

>>22603854
Obedience

>> No.22603881

>>22603820
Why are they complaining? They get to hold hands with a cute young stud.

>> No.22603883

>>22603785
floof

>> No.22603895
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>>22603883

>> No.22603903

Huge, muscled cheshires.

>> No.22603927

>>22603903
Ripped Cheshire flexing her muscles extremely smugly next to a pouting chubby Jinko.

>> No.22603932

>>22603927
I'm ok with this and want to have it.

>> No.22603951

>>22603903
>muscled cheshire tries to pull off the smug trickster act
>instead of playfully bonking her tourist on the head, she accidentally shoves him through the ground up to his knees
>can't glomp him without it turning into an actual tackle
>sees cuddlecats and chest-hires easily seducing their tourists so out of insecurely and possessiveness she clings to him even tighter, reducing his ability to breathe again
Poor girl needs a yeti sempai.

>> No.22603965

>ancient evil general is released from her imprisonment after thousands of years
>she can sense her former mistress' DE and rushes to her so that they can take revenge against humanity for defeating them so long ago and finally enslave the world
>finds her living happily in a suburb with her husband and children, currently pregnant with her thirteenth daughter
>she has zero interest in domination and suggests her general settle down with a nice man as well

>> No.22603973

>>22603951
She's got to change her strategy. Picking the guy up and princess-carrying him should go well together with the smug.

>> No.22603975

>>22603951
Exactly.
They're masters of the snug.

>> No.22603998

>>22602327
stupid sexy chocolate thunder cat god

>> No.22604005

>>22603873
A mindflayer won't have any trouble with making you obedient herself. You gotta give her something more special and unique.

>> No.22604007

>>22603854
A session where you let down all your mental guards for her

>> No.22604010
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Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!

>> No.22604032

>>22604007
>"Finally! Now to see your deepest desire!"
>it's her heavily pregnant surrounded by little squid kids

>> No.22604046

>>22604007
https://youtu.be/oANmbK35x8c

>> No.22604051

I still headcanon that mindflayers "taste" the thoughts

>> No.22604053

Older Minotaur lady should be able to pull of the "ara ara" vibes in her own way.

>> No.22604060

>>22604051
I'll have a barf bag on standby.

>> No.22604065

>>22604051
I don't see a problem with that headcanon. I can imagine a mindflayer wants to "taste" the experiences of her "victims".
>trapped ancient evil mindflayer mistress periodically sends you out on journeys to acquire new experiences for her

>> No.22604069
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22604069

Be careful walking out during winter anons you don't want to get picked off by a tsurara

>> No.22604073

>>22604051
So does anger taste spicy and love taste sweet
Does anxiety taste like la croix?

>> No.22604081

>>22604069
Not a problem, I'll just hold my Yeti girlfriend's hand.

>> No.22604090

>>22604073
Why would anxiety taste like La croix?

>> No.22604100

>>22604090
the monmusu quest character?

>> No.22604102

>>22603903
is it the Olympic athlete kind? or is it the she-hulk kind?

>> No.22604111

>>22604102
I prefer big and bulky myself.
Not just the fit/athletic build.

>> No.22604115

>>22604073
A La Croix-tasting thought would be slightly-pleasant neutrality, like when you're sitting around, doing nothing on a day off.

>> No.22604135

>>22604069
>tfw no tsurara who's been trained by kunoichi
>ywn be impaled by an ice kuni before seeing her saunter up to you as you struggle for breath

>> No.22604139
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>>22604111
>I prefer big and bulky myself.
Same.

>> No.22604140

>>22604073
Anxiety tastes like tinfoil.

>> No.22604151
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I like to think that even if a succ, or any other monster, tries to suppress her monster instincts and be pure, her body and clothes will magically become more and more lewd over time to entice the man she loves to make a move on her.

>> No.22604155

>>22604151
God damn I love succ nuns

>> No.22604157

>>22604139
I need a big, meaty oni to smother me with her body

>> No.22604161
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>>22604155
What about vamp nuns?

>> No.22604165

>>22604151
I want to do lewd things with the new sister!

>>22604161
All monster nuns are the best!

>> No.22604176

>>22604151
>ochi decides to devote herself fully to her lord as a bodyguard, surpressing all of her "selfish" emotions for him
>ultra quiet and dangerous, but dressed in the skimpiest thong microbikini, way-too-high-heels, and a cosplay maid headdress
>lord and ochi both way too awkward to comment on the obvious, instead trading neutral lines of thanks and such through averted eyes and constant blushing

>> No.22604180

>>22604176
It’s just like real japan!

>> No.22604182

>>22604165
>All monster nuns are the best!
This is true. I want to get wrestle-fucked by my mega nun wife.

>> No.22604184
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>>22604081
The Tsurara fears the Yeti, her icicle cold magic can't affect you if you're being hugged

>> No.22604188

>>22604165
>All monster nuns are the best!
You say that, but I don't know how well a hellnun would work out.

>> No.22604200
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Simple.

>> No.22604201

>>22604188
>"Repent, or else you'll be spending a lot of time with me and my sisters!"
I don't think her sermons will be very effective, but at least she tries.

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>>22604161
Mamono nuns are great. A mamono shrine maiden would be nice too

>> No.22604206

>>22604200
WTF, thought I replied to >>22604188

>> No.22604209

>>22604111
>>22604139
this but with un natural agility

>> No.22604213

>>22604200
I am afraid.

>> No.22604214

>>22604188
A number of clergy would require bindings, blindfolds, straight jackets or seals depending on their disabilities, temperaments and inclinations.

>> No.22604216

>>22604214
>heavy Umi-Osho breathing

>> No.22604226

>>22604201
I imagine them being along the lines of that one yandere Valkyrie image.

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>>22604214
>"Fear not, child, for I am but a mere servant of the goddess. You are safe by my side."

>> No.22604237

>>22604209
That's what I like about Jinkos, they can be HUEG yet still agile.

>> No.22604245

>>22604232
Protect succ nun and she will protect you

>> No.22604254

Guys, I get irritated whenever Druella is treated badly in fiction. I get angry that so many misunderstand her character or motives. I can't stop thinking about this. Is there something wrong with me?

>> No.22604264

>>22604254
Stop reading garbage stories.

>> No.22604265

>>22604182
Same! I like to image my wife restraining my limbs and raping me silly to "cleanse" my soul.

>>22604188
Wrong! A hecknun would be great and cute!

>> No.22604272

>>22604203
Would you corrupt her or would she already be corrupted?

>> No.22604274

>>22604254
Fixating on others ignorance is not a worthwhile endeavor.

>> No.22604275

>>22604237
agreed, tho I want a minotaur to display such traits

>> No.22604281

>>22604232
I love belted succunun! Shame that one greentext anon left. It was a good story.

>>22604254
People who hate the setting will of course treat the names characters badly. Stop reading fanfiction by people who hate the setting and you wont have to see that anymore. Also be thankful the murder fics have yet to get to the point where the mary sue mc hurts or kills the DL.

>> No.22604282

does your waifu have a persona?

>> No.22604290

>>22604282
What do you mean?

>> No.22604296
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>>22604282
I never played that series.

>> No.22604297

>>22604290
>the aspect of someone's character that is presented to or perceived by others.
for example
>everyone thinks my wife is a cute and innocent but she's secretly a hellhound loli

>> No.22604300

>>22604297
cute and innocent alice*

>> No.22604304

>>22604282
I want to waifu a tired old Haku-sensei in a maid outfit.

>> No.22604307

>>22604297
like a stand?

>> No.22604309

>>22604272
Well. I like corruption so I would definitely corrupt her. Even if it takes numerous tries and getting beat up many times

>> No.22604315

>>22604282
She does her best to appear as a stoic, mature and at least somewhat refined lady of science, but in reality she just wants to be treated and pampered like a puppy.

>> No.22604325

>>22604307
no. a stand is when a floating ghost thing is hovering behind you because of powerful psychic energy. i'm talking about a phantom theif being the persona of a gentleman or a a cheetah-masked mexican wrestler being the persona of some dude

>> No.22604326
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I wanna hold hands with STAR!

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>> No.22604332

>>22604325
is it like a fursena minus the fur?

>> No.22604336
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>>22604281
>>22604274
>>22604264
I've always disliked when talent is wasted but you anons are right. It's their problem not mine. On a more ontopic note, how would you get your frost dragon imouto to leave her room/den during a really hot summer?

>> No.22604339

>>22604332
yep!

>> No.22604351
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>>22604326
oh fug wait this isn't the Girls' Frontline tab. She's a cyborg though, does that still count as monster girl?

>> No.22604370
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22604370

>>22604351
Maybe.

>> No.22604374
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22604374

Grumpy snek.

>> No.22604377

hellhound daughteru raping her own father and getting creampied in front of her friends inspiring a groundbreaking trend in the incest community!!!

>> No.22604392
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>>22604374

>> No.22604399

>>22604377
I'm glad that picture of a small hellhound riding cowgirl exsists.

>> No.22604406

>>22604151
That priest is in danger lol

>> No.22604408

>>22604309
Good taste. First it's hard handjobs to relive your taint, then its blowjobs to take it in and prevent environment corruption, and it ends with sex to fully purify the taint. Of course she will never admit when it stopped being purifying and moved to being for enjoyment.

>> No.22604414

Insatiable greedy priestesses

>> No.22604416
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girl's night out

>> No.22604421

>>22604414
Meant for >>22604408

>> No.22604425

>>22603218
She's trying to cryotherapy you into having a higher basal thermogenic rate, clearly.
For warmer cuddles.

>> No.22604430

>>22603553
>She's already bottomless
source?
I mean, that kinda looks like edited text
but a guy can hope

>> No.22604432

>>22604416
Looks like they are celebrating a successful demon realm beast hunt

>> No.22604433
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>>22604414
Why's the healer always running out of MP, anyway?

>> No.22604438

>>22604433
Because the tank refuses to fit resistances appropriate for this encounter because he wants to "help" dps instead

>> No.22604439

>>22604399
eh?!

>> No.22604446

>>22604416
what if they all had sex together afterwards haha

>> No.22604448
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22604448

So, /mgt/, where exactly is spider girl's butt? Take Rachnera Arachnera from MonMusu for example, where is her anus located? I know she has butt cheeks above the spiderfu abdomen, but what is connected to there? Her anus? Or one of two anus'? How then does she shit? From an orifice near her spinneret?

I have a sexual fantasy of Rachnera binding me to her spooder abdomen with webbing so that my face is firmly planter between her human butt cheeks to be overpowered by her girlbuttmusk, but if her cheeks have no anus then my entire fantasy is for not.

So, what is the verdict, /mgt/, where is a spiderfu's poop shoot, and is it separate or neat her spinneret?

>> No.22604450

>>22604408
>Many years pass
>Got married and plenty of daughterus
>She is still holding onto her Order religion, even if only nominally
>Gets mad if you point it out.

>> No.22604458

>>22602754
What would a Pharaoh look up?

>> No.22604461
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>>22604430
yeah man , edited text, totally not porn.

>> No.22604464

>>22604458
>White human boy likes oil why?
>Order oil
>Order oil no pay
>Conquer amazon
>Conquer amazon company
>How make own oil
>How make own body oil

>> No.22604474

>>22600313
If you chant “Bloody Mary” at a mirror at 3am, you’ll hear that terrifying sound of your momster yelling at you to shut up and go to bed.

>> No.22604484

>>22602462
Demon
>"EMERGENCY HUSBAND HURT SEND HELP"
>"HUSBAND ASKED FOR BAND AIDE IS HE DYING?"
>"HOW MUCH HUMAN BLOOD CAN LOSE FROM PAPER CUT"
>"HUMAN DIE FROM PAPER CUT?"
>"How to brag about husband sexy scar"

>> No.22604487
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22604487

>>22604484
>>22604464
Too cute

>> No.22604493

>>22604464
>Conquer amazon
>Conquer amazon company
heeheehee

>> No.22604495

>>22604474
>say Blood Mary 3 times
>nothing happens
>then the lights flicker off
>when they come back on, your momster apppears behind you
>you nearly piss your pants from surprise
>she looks very sleepy, she's got messy bed hair, and her sexy nightgown if slightly disheveled
>she grabs you and drags you back to her room so she can use you as a daki to go back to sleep

>> No.22604498

>>22604448
Rachnera's butt cheeks and hips are just there so her mate has something meaty to sink his hands into as they're fucking.

>> No.22604503

>>22604498
And that, my friend, is the glory of lamiass.

>> No.22604506
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>>22604448
Found the pic I meant to post

>>22604498
Oh, ok. Well thanks, I guess.

>> No.22604509

>>22604439
Definitely forgot about the garbage around it but that hellhound and familiar are still a treasure. Brace yourself for something unpleasant to get there.
pixiv.net/en/artworks/58471259

>> No.22604511

>>22602462
Lemme try!
>I would like to please my husband more, to experience the feeling of love and warmth that had evaded me for so long. Tell me, machine, what can I do to feel his warmth even stronger within? Share your knowledge and I might spare your kind from the frost of the ever-ice.
>How to get more warmth from my husband, I am an ice queen please answer
>How to get husband warmth
>What is Intercrural
>Do not speak of this, machine, or I shall bring about an age of ice as such the world has never known, all for your impudence.
>How to shut off computer

>> No.22604521

>>22604506
To be fair, her cheeks are also there so her mate has something to nestle up against if he's riding on her back. Also, to covertly hotdog as they take a ride through a public park.

>> No.22604525

>>22604503
Lamias have exactly that same problem though: where is her butt??? My biggest fetish is facesitting, which means having my face, nostrils and nervous system overcome by girlbuttmusk, yet two of my favorite monster girls, lamias and arachnes have only or largely monster butts, and I am sorry but snake butt and spooder butt just don’t do it for me.

>> No.22604526

>>22602462
Shoggoth
>Good Afternoon, Miss Internet Browser. I hope you are doing well. If it's not a bother, could you please give me the recipie for "that apple pie they made at that diner by the lake, before it closed down, it was my favorite." Thank you for all your hard work!
>Oh, my apologies. The "my" in that previous quote referred to my Master, not myself. I hope that did not cause you too much trouble.
>How does one use a search engine?
>how to use search engine
>how to use computer
>can computers think
>how to make a computer
>how to make a computer shoggoth
>can humans tell the difference between factory-made and shoggoth-made

>> No.22604541
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>>22604526
That reminds me, how difficult would it be for a Shoggoth to make a fully functional computer? How difficult would it be for her to make it compatible with existing software? Would she make the whole OS from scratch?

>> No.22604542

>>22602462
Minotaur
>the keyboard has just been fucking smashed

>> No.22604546
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>> No.22604562

>>22604526
Awwww. Shoggy is so polite.

>> No.22604563

>>22604541
It probably wouldn't be too hard to make a screen showing whatever she wanted, but I'd think it'd be pretty difficult to actually replicate electronic components. So if you log on to your shog computer because you want to play with the adorable maid shimeji that follows the mouse, that probably works, but try mining bitcoin on it and the main body will get swirly crazy-eyes combined with the box smelling like grape jelly on burnt toast.

>> No.22604566

>>22604509
that's not rape. the guys is holding onto her legs which implies he wants it

>> No.22604569

>>22602550
>>22602754
>>22604464
>>22604484
>>22604511
>>22604526
These are all adorable!
>>22604542
And fitting, kek.

>> No.22604573

>>22604541
A shoggoth wouldn't make a computer- she'd just make a computer shaped light box that does what she thinks you want it to do.
Your video games would always come to a satisfying end, the enemy having pressed you but your counters accurate and timely.
People would be nice to you on the internet, and you would only get called a faggot if you thought too hard about how it was suspicious that nobody was bullying you- and even then, the next few posts would be berating that poster.
You'd never know it wasn't connected at all if you didn't try to follow the cord to the router and find yourself walking in circles.

>> No.22604579
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22604579

Can sandworms wear clothing in their shrunken forms?

>> No.22604581

>>22604450
She is trying her hardest anon! Sont be mean to cute corrupted order shrine maidens!

>> No.22604584

>>22604579
Almost read that as shuriken form, but if it’s drawn then yes

>> No.22604586

>>22604579
Can, sure, but its probably very strange if not uncomfortable.

>> No.22604603

>>22604581
Teasing the cute corrupted order shrine maidens just makes them even cuter.

>> No.22604608

>>22604151
The day the cage around her heart shatters and years of repressed lust break loose is going to be incredible. Hopefully that isn't the kind of succ that drains people to death.

>> No.22604615

>>22604569
>And fitting, kek.
thats what happens when i forget to change the keyboard from cyrillic back to latin when i am done

>> No.22604621

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to let snek daughters run too wild.
They may go out into the snow and then get extra sluggish.

>> No.22604627

>>22604563
>>22604573
>she'd just make a computer shaped light box that does what she thinks you want it to do.
If her master is a programmer, poor Shoggy has a lot of reading to do to understand the syntax and how a compiler works.

>> No.22604636

>>22604573
>anon approaches his computer
>his eyes narrow in suspicion, then a devilish grin crosses his face as he sits down
>"Wow, my computer is magically so much better than it was last night! I was worried Shoggy had gone and done something, but I guess my worries were for nothing."
>happy computer noises
>"Time for me to engage in my favorite activity, browsing the internet!"
>he makes a very exaggerated show of it, typing slowly but forcefully, and randomly flicking the mouse-scroll wheel
>extremely happy computer noises, but desperately suppressed
>"Wow, this computer is so good, but the internet is so weird! Sure, I expected all this unresolved sexual tension in these posts, but everyone is being so nice all of a sudden!" He rubs the screen, like he's trying to remove a smudge. The lights on the tower blink randomly.
>"If someone doesn't insult me soon, like in the next few posts, I'll have to conclude something suspicious happened. I'll be oh-so-worried if that happens, I don't know if anything will be able to console me. Not even a beloved maid."
>It sounds like the CD motor is grinding like crazy, despite the fact that there is no visible CD tray on the tower. On screen, a new post refreshes automatically.
>It types "Master is-" over and over again, erased (and sometimes replaced with Aaaahh~) every time he jerks the mouse around.
>Master is...
>Master is-
>"Kind of a bully sometimes." Anon's kikimora bops him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper. "Now both of you wash up," she says more affectionately, "dinner's ready."
>Anon goes to his washroom only to see his lucky purple towel with an extreme ahegao face, and resolves to treat Kiki to the same thing after dinner

>> No.22604643
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New commission hot off the presses! This time it is my waifu cosplaying!

>> No.22604646

>>22604636
10/10
Kiki and Shoggy sitcom is so comfy

>> No.22604648
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22604648

what is a normal life with a hellhound like?

>> No.22604650

>>22604643
euyui

>> No.22604651

>>22604643
:^)

>> No.22604652

>>22604643
Are you the hunter?
Or the prey?

>> No.22604654
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>>22604648
Strictly abnormal.

>> No.22604658

>>22604654
why does that hellhound look like a shiny pokemon

>> No.22604659

>>22604652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7dCgtwX2c

>> No.22604661

>>22604658
Eros is branching out.

>> No.22604662

>>22602462
Yeti
>dsfcvbsdrfhsf fghoter cvxhesadpoi
>vbcgl;oisdertdf tyriom, hikolrtebnsewd
>bnhighgherr kljeyubnvopszartdfsd gfcopir sdaslerw

>> No.22604663

>>22604526
Silly Shoggy!

>> No.22604668

>>22604627
Shoggy already knows one forbidden language because of Elder Tongue, so adding Java to the list is not a problem!

>> No.22604670

>>22604661
but rape is not an eros thing to do

>> No.22604671

>>22604658
Can Masterballs catch dragons?
Can you avoid catching an Undead Dragon by having no Pokeballs on you, or are you locked in the moment you make eye contact?

>> No.22604675

>>22604652
I read that in her voice. Now I am wondering what my waifus voice is like.

>> No.22604679

>>22604671
masterballs catch anything. if you have no pokeballs, you have to either run away or deplete all her "HP" so that you have to beat the elite four and champion again to be able to re-encounter the zombie dragon

>> No.22604680

>>22604670
It's not rape if you're married!

>> No.22604682

>>22604643
:^)

>> No.22604686

>>22603810
i wanna be killed by a fox

>> No.22604690

>>22604686
The best they can do you is "the little death."

>> No.22604691

>>22604686
but HOW do you want her to kill you?

>> No.22604694

>>22604680
yeah but what if you're not married? the eros hellhound will have to consort to eros's conservative moral-abiding ways taught to her so she can make her victi-er i mean, future husband hers

>> No.22604697

>>22604691
being slashed or shot

>> No.22604702

>>22604643
I really should get commission of my own nun wife, but I don't know any comm artist that do big girls well.

>> No.22604709

>>22604643
Stylish!

>> No.22604710
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>>22604651
>>22604682
;^)

>> No.22604711

>>22604697
But stabbing is more intimate.

>> No.22604713
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>>22604694
It's just very, VERY forward seduction.

>> No.22604716

Nude version shall be linked when I get off work. For those who can't see the artist is jeffodraws.

>>22604702
You should anon! Always great to see more waifus!

>>22604709
Always!

>> No.22604730

>>22604711
>"It's time to stop posting, Cursed Sword-chan."

>> No.22604739

>>22604643
>>22604710
Wonderful.

>> No.22604740

>>22604711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONg6uHfDiE

>> No.22604749

>>22604740
>traumatic insemination

>> No.22604756

>>22604654
For you, maybe.

>> No.22604757
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>"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you in the bedroom. You have the right to a loving wife. If you do not have one, I will be provided to you by the court. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you, handsome?"

>> No.22604779

>>22604757
>the right to remain sexy
But I wasn't in the first place

>> No.22604784

Is it better to get married to a Jinko or Ocelomeh?

>> No.22604797
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22604797

Consider surrendering to Hoof Pussy Kingdom.

The benefits are enormous.

>> No.22604798

>>22604784
Depends what you're into.

>> No.22604799

>>22604784
Depends. How do you feel about being lead around on a leash.

>> No.22604804

>>22604757
i'm all for a cute cat with drills but i don't deserve her

>> No.22604811

>>22604797
I want to brush a Nightmare until even her dreamself is blushy and needy.

>> No.22604821

>>22604804
Halt in the name of the kitty kingdom. Low self esteem is a crime punishable by marriage and loving by a cat of your choosing.

>> No.22604823

>>22604798
Abs

>> No.22604827
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>>22604823
Jinko then.
Despite their tendencies Ocelomehs seem to be a more lithe sort.

>> No.22604831

>>22604821
That's inhumane! How cruel do you have to be to make a poor cat suffer my company for the rest of her life?

>> No.22604833

>>22604784
i wanna be amazoned by an ocelomeh

>> No.22604838

>>22604833
>tonight at 11:Anon kidnapped, suspect described as dark skinned amazionian ocelomeh, we here at channel 69 news wish his kidnapper the best

>> No.22604840
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>> No.22604841

>>22604821
I'd honestly really like stories that focus on the concept of building up the husband's self esteem from scratch. Seems like an uncommon story thread given the subject matter.

>> No.22604842
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>>22604757

>> No.22604854

>>22604842
I can say with complete certainty that this is the first time I've seen drills and liked them.

>> No.22604856

>>22604831
Anon your just going to make her love you more! Stop or else the punishment will only get worse! She might hold your hand, Look in to your eyes and tell you how much she loves you".

>>22604841
Same it sounds like it could be really cute.

>> No.22604869

>>22604856
Fine, send me a large buff Jinko and she'll see for herself that I'm nowhere near good enough for her.

>> No.22604876
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>>22604797
Here's an image of the many benefits received.

>> No.22604883
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22604883

Full imgbox gallery here, lewds and fixes to the colour images included:
https://imgbox.com/g/ocw9zV9EwU

>> No.22604893

Kitsune are the best monstergirls, convince me otherwise.

>> No.22604903

>>22604893
I can't, you're right.

>> No.22604904

>>22604827
Well, that looks more like an Ocelomeh than a Jinko.

>> No.22604908

>>22604893
I dunno. Inaris are pretty nice in their own right

>> No.22604917

>>22604893
They're fine, if a little boring. Pointed teeth and big dumb paws go a long way.
Plus low cut kimono work well on flatties and cows alike.

>> No.22604920

>>22604893
That's what I thought until I got Hounded.
I can't say no to a big domineering furball that still loves the hell out of me.

>> No.22604921

>>22604904
i'll take her off your hands

>> No.22604928

>>22603186
Still better than the Space core

>> No.22604933
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>>22604893
Pathetic

>> No.22604943

>>22604893
They dont have abs, so no.

>> No.22604945
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>>22604893
I can't.

>> No.22604948

>>22604933
>>22604920
>>22604917
>>22604908
Wrong.

>>22604903
Correct.

>> No.22604949

>>22604943
they could!

>> No.22604956

>>22604948
Just don't bother posting next time.

>> No.22604970 [SPOILER] 
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>>22604893
But you're right though.

>> No.22605013

>>22604797
strong warriors who kidnap men and boys from the enemy's territory to bring back to their far away homeland for daily raping and marriage!

>> No.22605024

>>22604893
foxes are reverse pedophiles
foxes are thieves
foxes support rape
foxes put things in their pussy and don't clean it afterwards
foxes eat up everything in your fridge
foxes think they know what's best for you
foxes cheat when you play bets with them
all in all, foxes are NOT the best and you should avoid them. they're dangerous and easily justified as the "hoodlum deadbeats" of zipangu, onis don't count, at least they have jobs

>> No.22605027

>>22604970
Oooh, that's nice.

>> No.22605030

>>22605013
this post sure smells like ocelomeh

>> No.22605051
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>>22605013
What if I kidnap a monster girl and bring her back to my far away homeland for daily raping and marriage?

>> No.22605055

>>22605024
>foxes are reverse pedophiles
so are all the rest of the loli monsters
>foxes are thieves
they were unfortunately born into poverty life, don't be insensitive
>foxes support rape
every monster does. rape is a healthy activity monsters does.
>foxes put things in their pussy and don't clean it afterwards
she just wants her hubby's cock to smell like her pussy to let all the other monsters know he's used goods
>foxes eat up everything in your fridge
this is your fault for not spoiling her food, activities, and your body for her to rape for fun
>foxes think they know what's best for you
because they do. you'd be a punk bitch if it weren't for them running your life into the way it ideally should be made.
>foxes cheat when you play bets with them
they always get what they want because she owns you like property. take her to a mofu mafia-run casino so you and her can get rich, yeah?

>> No.22605057

>>22605051
She’s playing you like a fiddle anon.

>> No.22605063

>>22604797
What benefits specifically?

>> No.22605067
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>Aspiring human adventurer fresh out of magical apprenticeship
>Eager to find a group of likeminded do-gooders and thrill-seekers to search for treasure, magic, knowledge, and perhaps...friendship.
>Leave your humble notice at the local guild's public board. 'Level 10 Wizard seeking party for general adventuring and all manner of heroic tomfoolery'.

>Return to the board no less than half a day later to a surprising heap of replies.

>Level 91 Dark Elf Assassin wants to party with you (also her reply found its way into your belongings somehow)
>Level 94 Oni Warlord wants to party with you (her reply is a ragged scroll that's been stabbed to the board with a sword)
>Level 88 Succubus Paladin DEMANDS to party with you (she uses lots of strong, forceful language but still dots all of her i's and j's with hearts).
>Trio of Level 60 Orc Barbarians want to party with you (and also insist that they've already got your scent and are setting up camp).
>You've also got several guild invites which include one written in Eldritch

>> No.22605068

>>22605051
that was her plan this whole time
her absence will alarm her people into an act of invasion, rescue her and take you back into their homeland, and the tables will be turned where she'll milk you dry every hour for being her love slave and her friends will bring gifts and items to ensure you don't escape and you are well-raped like a normal husband as they consider it.

>> No.22605071

>>22605051
Daily marriage seems like overkill. Is that a sea bishop/dark priest thing?

>> No.22605073

>>22605067
Level 1 slime or bust.

>> No.22605074

>>22604797
I think shall surrender to the bovine Kingdom instead

>> No.22605086

>>22605074
you have to raise cows tho. and by raise, i mean suck on their breasts when they're getting too stressed and feed them grass juice, that you will be in charge of producing, or something. i'm sure they can handle everything else without help.

>> No.22605087

I want to transplant a slime core inside me.