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Invest in maize

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>> No.22734911
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Snug cuddlebugs in earmuffs

>> No.22734917
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Moo

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>> No.22734931
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Does your waifu like being read to?

>> No.22734944

>>22734931
What

>> No.22734957

Which monstergirls would kill you just so they can keep your soul with them for eternity? Aside from Wisps, of course.

>> No.22734961

>>22734917
That's a strange looking cow.

>> No.22734967

>>22734931
No, but she loves reading to our daughteru.

>> No.22734972
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>>22734931

>> No.22734983
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22734983

You'll never defeat her anon.

>> No.22734984
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>>22734904
Why buy it?

>> No.22734985
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22734985

I've heard some people really don't like the word "cunny" so, here's some cunny.

If you don't want to be under and breathing in squirrel cunny all day, I don't want to talk to you

>> No.22734988

>>22734983
Why am I fighting her to begin with?

>> No.22734990

>>22734988
"Research"

>> No.22734992

It must be worth seeing a Kikimora get flustered and red faced when her friends take her to a butler cafe for laughs, where the staff calls her Mistress.

>> No.22735012

>>22734985
Based anon. It's a cute word when used for monster girls.

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>>22734944

>> No.22735016
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>>22734988
Because everyone is always drawn to fighting Dragons.

It is the nature of the man to be at odds with such beasts.

>> No.22735017

>>22735014
This is silly.

That Demon is silly.

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>>22735012
I wouldn't say it's "cute", I'm quite neuteral on the word, I just think it's autistic to reee out over it

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>>22735017
Why would you think she's silly?

>> No.22735049

>>22734985
It's grown on me, but I still feel semi-uncomfortable typing it.

>> No.22735060

>>22735016
Can't I befriend her?

>> No.22735081

>>22734931
>>22735014
>>22735042
I love this demon. Shame about the manga translation.

>> No.22735146
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>>22735060
I mean you can capture her then do that probably.

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>>22735081

>> No.22735186

when you use a ouija board

>> No.22735246
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>Bully cute short heckwans till they cry!

>> No.22735262

>>22735246
>Is this how I greentext?
>retard

>> No.22735282
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>>22735262
>Rude

>> No.22735313
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22735313

Which boss monster is the best to lose to?

>> No.22735324
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>>22735313
The one that's the only one in her friend group that isn't married and is very insecure about it

>> No.22735326

>>22735313
The recurring rival battle

>> No.22735327
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What would you do for a ticket to MGEland, anon? How far would you go?

>> No.22735333

>>22735313
Cerberus

>> No.22735336

>>22735327
I have no interest in going to a strange semi-medieval land

>> No.22735341
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>>22735326
There's a rival for every class. Always one step ahead of you in skill and level.

Some day you'll beat her.

>> No.22735344

>>22735313
I'm better as a villain. I have adequate incompetence and like getting bodied by a magical girl.

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>>22735313
>all the Hroz game over manga
Every single one is pure gold. And the happy endings always make me feel good. I'm especially partial to this one
https://nhentai.net/g/97905/

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>>22735341
Surely there must be an opportunity to finally fight her on equal footing? I have to eventually reach max level and there's no way she could be higher level than me at that point

>> No.22735363

>>22735336
So you'd rather have your current life?

>> No.22735367

>>22735313
Cow Queen

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>>22735313
>>22735326
The most well-researched rival.

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>>22735313
To the only one worth it.

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>>22735313
A very dangerous fox.

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Mini motor mofus

>> No.22735417
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>>22735400
>shiki

>> No.22735426

>>22735406
BEEP BEEP

>> No.22735436

>>22735417
>get to have sex with a cute girl
>get to die
It's a win-win to me

>> No.22735552

>yananon is bisexual
Fucking dropped, good riddance
At least we still have based chowder

>> No.22735563

>>22735362
>No ochis to proclaim me their lord.

>> No.22735576

>>22735552
?

>> No.22735605

>>22735576
it says that on a twitter post of his, where it also says they weld, so based

>> No.22735632

>>22735389
Engaging in slow but forceful sex with a vampire as she straddles your hips is definitely the dream.

>> No.22735639

>>22735552
>listing your sexuality on Twitter
That is a yikes from me. Still he writes good so I will give him a pass for now. Plus like other anon said he is a welder so that evens it out.

>> No.22735643

>>22735313
none of them so far.
i defeated a doppelganger-devil,
a big coral golem,
a big empress girtablilu,
a bandit queen dragon,
the griffon twins,
a really powerful order paladin girl,
a living doll leanen sidhe hybrid,
a kraken,
a scary poison zombie dragon,
and a snow witch.
you may feel indifferent about em but none of them seem worth it to me. i'm still on my quest so far

>> No.22735653

>>22735605
I'm more inclined to judge you for reading twitter.

>> No.22735687

>>22735417
>>22735436
How would a succubus react if you begged her to have sex with you in exchange for draining all your life energy?

>> No.22735695

>>22735687
probably with concern and would turn into a TLC montage

>> No.22735713

I want to buttfuck a Kikimora while she tries desperately to retain a calm expression because she believes she needs to keep a dignified appearance at all times.

>> No.22735724

>>22735687
>worried.png

>> No.22735725

>>22735713
Would you punish her if she failed?

>> No.22735728

>>22735552
Imagine unironically thinking this when he's always been loyal to the thread and its unspoken rules about that shit
Dude even put his fiction.live on hiatus because we said we didn't like it

>> No.22735740

>>22735728
What didn't the thread like?

>> No.22735747

>>22735740
think it was called pizza quest

>> No.22735752

>>22735747
Yeah but why was it stopped?

>> No.22735797

>>22735752
Lukewarm response.

>> No.22735798

>>22735728
Yeah it's kinda a shame he did that. I fucking hated the format of it, but if it had some fans then it is unfortunate he cancelled it.
Still excited to see more normal writing from him in the future though.

>> No.22735801

>>22735687
She's probably call you a pathetic loser and tell you to fuck off.

>> No.22735806

>>22735752
Most anons here didnt like the format of it and thus didnt get much attention. Probably demoralized yan a bit. Hopefully that doest mean he left for good.

>> No.22735808

>>22735752
He saw a lot of negative responses toward it and figured it'd be best to focus on actual pastes.
As a result, he's been pushing really hard in private spaces for help with improving his stuff, and he even posts previews from time to time.
t. has been lurking in his discord and following him on twitter for a while now

>> No.22735813

>>22735797
>>22735806
>>22735808
Interesting, I didn't think it was all that bad but I remember when CYOA's were done in thread, and I think at this point the thread has cursed them.

>> No.22735828

>>22735687
Say yes, but then show you why life is worth living

>> No.22735835

>>22735808
Can you link the discord. Would like to lurk as well.

>> No.22735836

you do realize that you're expected to have at least one child with ALL members of your harem each right?

>> No.22735848
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>>22735836
four don't sound too bad

>> No.22735860

>>22735747
was that the thing were a guy went to a pizza place with a gun cause he though that their tv ads were a personal attack against him?

>> No.22735865

>>22735848
I read that as my mom harem. Now I am wondering how you deal with a harem of monsters and wine aunts.

>> No.22735866

>>22735848
and you do realize that it's important that each daughteru needs to have a really powerful bond with their three half-mothers too right?

>> No.22735876

>>22735813
Looked back, as
>>22735806 said it seems like people were more frustrated with how shit fiction.live's ui and such is. I personally fapped to pizza quest quite a bit.

>>22735835
It's not hard to find.

>> No.22735883

>>22735828
>why life is worth living
why is life worth living?

>> No.22735885

>>22735876
I think its got better ui than /qst/ at least, and more activity.

>> No.22735886

Good night Anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.


Instead, please make sure to hug a bug.
It’s. Little known fact but Manti are great snugglers

>> No.22735889

>>22735725
With more anal, yes

>> No.22735891

>>22735836
I’m aiming for more

>> No.22735892

>>22735883
I'll be sure to let you know when I find out. Should be any day now.

>> No.22735895

>>22735848
>The Corruptions Scale
>From Smug to Eldritch Horror

>> No.22735901

>>22735886
>Little known fact but Manti are great snugglers
Not really because everybody knows that all kuus are great snugglers

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>>22735892

>> No.22735910

>>22735835
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>> No.22735912

>a little alice, who's grandmother, from her father's side, is a politically conservative hellhound, starts questioning why the nation still allows human male rights to be regulated for human men since it only prevents a monster from proactively dating a man she chooses even if the man didn't give permission

>> No.22735963

>>22735883
Dunno, but pain and suffering kinda sucks, so I try my best to minimize that for myself and those around me.

>> No.22735974

>>22735552
who the fuck is chowder

>> No.22735986
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dude, just eat your imouto's cunny. bapho-chan won't let you in her sabbath if she doesn't see some sexy shit happen between a big brother and his little sister right now. you want to evade those taxes, don't you?

>> No.22736000

>>22735986
My sister isn't a loli anymore

>> No.22736008

>>22736000
time to convert

>> No.22736012

>>22735986
How does she feel about fathers and daughters?

>> No.22736018
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>>22735986
I already do that regularly! Unless that bapho is also saying she's also my imouto

>> No.22736022

>>22734931
Yes. She's too proud to say that though, and way too proud to admit she can't read herself, so she just hangs around when I read to the kid.

>> No.22736028

>>22736018
haha what if i pull her panty to the side and fingered her butthole in and out really fast and she starts lactating haha

>> No.22736030

>>22735835
Ditto to this, but only to harass him about being a fag.

>> No.22736034
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How do we defeat the Monster menace anons?

>> No.22736037

>>22735986
>sabbathits forcing theft through taxes
Fuck you commie. Me and my tanuki wife shall set up a tax free haven for fellow patricians of the large chests.

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>> No.22736044

>>22736034
Fuck them into submission

>> No.22736046

>>22736042
A Hellhound AND a blanket? This guy is warm.

>> No.22736049
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22736049

what's it like getting raped by a shoggoth?

>> No.22736065

>>22736049
Mindblowing.

>> No.22736076

>>22736049
Out of this world.
Also speaking of shogs. We need more lewd stories

>> No.22736079

>>22736049
Insane.

>> No.22736098

>>22736076
sorry, i'm not a writer. i really wish i was. i got to read a monster girl story for the first time because i had the incentive in my head that reading was lame, but that hellhound story i read left a huge impact in me that i can't undermine the writers in this thread. written stories are amazing.

>> No.22736101
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well well well, look what the cat dragged in

>> No.22736105

>>22736101
Is that one of them corporate fatcats?

>> No.22736122

>>22736098
Now entirely sure what your saying, but I think I agree. I enjoy most of the writers here as well despite what some of the fags here say. For shoggoth stuff I recommend reading seafoams story. It's quite lewd and entertaining.
Also speaking of yananon it would be neat to see a shoggoth story by him.

>> No.22736174

>>22735687
A shikibus would laugh and drain you to death, mockingly asking if you were enjoying the experience and assuring you she'd use your energy to make innocent people suffer.

>> No.22736237

>>22736174
That's perfect.

>> No.22736269
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>>22736076
Literally out of this world and into great empty oblivion more like

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22736274

Tell me about Dragons. Why do they have those facial markings?

>> No.22736277

>>22736098
>ywn experiencing Cheshire mindfuck for the first time again

>> No.22736278

>>22736274
To make you ask

>> No.22736281

>>22736269
That fork/spoon etiquette though.

>> No.22736282
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>>22736274
Whoops

>> No.22736284

>>22736269
I want to slap that plate away and suck on her nipples. Shoggoth are so fucking sexy.

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>>22736284
That was her plan from the start of course. I want to be so close and attached to my loyal maid shoggoth wife that she goo-ifies me and I become part slime, immune to slash attacks

>> No.22736347

>>22736317
Plus gotta have all your clothes made from her shoggoth slime for ease of joining.

>> No.22736355

>>22736281
I like to think the clumsier shoggoths would have a really hard time with details like that and would get really embarassed when you pointed it out.

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>Human Female Boss
>Weapon is katana, meaning she specializes in agility/high speed and critical hits

What other type of Human Women Bosses are Monstergirls expected to fight?

>> No.22736362

>>22736355
I wonder if more experienced shogs would punish mastah if he were to rub or molest an appliance to get her to lose it.

>> No.22736375

>>22735687
>beg
I would command.

>> No.22736381

>>22736105
no, it's just mishy who caught a very naughty mouse trying to sneak into my pantry

>> No.22736397

>>22736122
There's an old shoggoth story called something about Waves that I remember being pretty good too

>> No.22736414

>>22736397
Below the waves by llluu. It is pretty good as well. Nice yan shoggy story.

>> No.22736427

>>22734925
This harpy is so goddamn cute

>> No.22736431

>>22735327
The same thing I'm already doing: Devoting all the time I can spare from maintaining 'normal life' to studying the strange praxis of paracosmic travel.
MGEland would be only one of my homes, but a regularly-visited and cherished one. My waifu would have to be some kind of dreamwalker, if she wanted to travel with me.

>> No.22736444
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How do I keep my alarunes and tentacles fighting in my garden? Should I get a dryad to maybe help them work out their issues?

>> No.22736465

>>22736444
Well if you want them to keep fighting no. Dont get a dryad.
Also how do they fight? Is it lewd fighting? If so I can't imagine how the alraunes are possibly winning. Tentacles seem like the master in yuri harem combat. Easily able to assert dominance and gain control of your dick.

>> No.22736467

>>22736444
You could probably get a danuki bookie to set up some more official matches.

>> No.22736497
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>>22736465
Extremely lewd and rough, I can hear a tentacle sometimes slapping an alarune so hard she almost leaves her flower then moaning afterwards. Needless to say but the alarunes don't win often
>>22736467
Isn't that illegal? Surely there's laws against hosting fights in a residential area

>> No.22736500

>>22736444
Ask Wood Elf-chan for help! She knows all sorts of things about plants!

>> No.22736501

>>22736444
Walls of fire.

>> No.22736511

>>22736497
That does sound really lewd. I bet it makes it really hard to sleep some nights. I do wonder if they are fighting in Hope's of the lewd sounds and fights being enough to get to come out. Maybe even hoping you catch them in the act and decide to resolve the conflict with your own "tentacle".

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What if we defeat the MGs by serving them so hard that they simply go away?

Shatter their pride all the way back to the Demon Realms?

>> No.22736530

>>22736522
You fool, rejection makes them more determined, like tax collectors or door to door bible salesmen

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>>22736355
>after numerous attempts shog finally got the texture and colors and positions of everything right
>doesn't brag about it or even draw any attention to it, but master notices and compliments her anyway
imagine how happy shog would be

>> No.22736559

>>22736550
Good shoes like that deserve a kiss on both lips.

>> No.22736589
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>>22736522
But what if we get served instead?

>> No.22736602

>>22736550
Do Shogs come in different flavors?

>> No.22736643

We all know about "attracting the attention of a large number of succubi
But what about attracting a large number of oni?

>> No.22736667
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Where should spiders have their legs?

>> No.22736685

>>22736602
they all have the flavor of love and devotion

>> No.22736686

>>22736667
Not like that for a start

>> No.22736688

>>22736667
From their backs, Doc Ock/Nacho style
The spider abdomen is just unnecessary bullshit

>> No.22736697

>>22736667
This is just outright hilarious

>> No.22736724

>>22736667
Good for grasping boys

>> No.22736754

>>22736688
This

>> No.22736777

>>22736559
bad shogs get headpats and nothing more

>> No.22736817

>>22736777
anything more invites chaos

>> No.22736847

>womb tattoos work like car fuel tank indicators
>you can use it to judge your waifu's sexual health and satisfaction
Why the fuck would you not have her get one?

>> No.22736854

>>22736817
well it certainly doesn't make shog more inclined to stop making you to eat soup with a fork

>> No.22736899
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>Looks like Anon is in a sticky situation!

>> No.22736951

>>22736847
Because I'm not a degenerate.

>> No.22737019
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>>22736951
>Because I'm not a degenerate.

>> No.22737036

>>22736847
>the more you cum inside her, the more the image in the center fills
>once full, your wife has a massive orgasm and the image changes to a stylized symbol of a sperm entering and egg
>if you keep cumming enough, the symbol multiplies

>> No.22737069

So if you fuck your Shog and say cute stuff to her in her native language what happens when you both orgasm?

>> No.22737076

>>22737069
T̟̱̖͓͓̦̬̦̠̀͆̍ͬ̑̃̏̊ͨͪ͛̚͠ͅH̸͇͙̻̪̭̘̜͓͔̥͇̫̮͈͈̼̱͋̏ͣ̍̏̍͘͘E̪̰͚ͬ͂͌ͬͧͣͯ̀̕̕ ̗͙̪̖̳̾ͭ̒͐ͯ͊̌ͣͭ͊͆̃̚͟C̃̑ͤ̈̌̑͌̃̽̒͌̍̑͑̄͗ͭ͏̨̟̘̗̩̹R̶̜̰͎̰̀ͭ̾̒͋À̡͎̬̮͈͇̯͖̤͔͙̜̙ͬ͋ͨ̆͑ͪͩ́ͪ̂̀̑̓͊͜͝ͅW̶͎̹̼̫̗͓̬͊̇ͩ̓͛ͪ͐̀ͧ́͟ͅL̷̸̺̘̽̓̌ͪ̽ͬ̆̃ͫ͂͊̂̂̌̆̍͘͠ͅI̋͆̋̋͊ͦ̒̂̋̈ͩ̽͐̃ͯ̊͘͢͏̙̖̣͙͉̻̺̞̼̪͔̣̝͢Ṇ̢̛̗͔͔̟̓̂ͫͯ̃̀̿̽ͮ̽̐͛͑̾G͐̍͛͂͒͑ͣ̂͏̶̡̛̻̙͙̪̹̱͖̖̳̟̫̫̺̤͈̭̣̳͟ ̶̶̴̩̮̪̣̫̹͙͈̳̜̻̬̯̟̻͓̃͂͐̆ͫ̽̿̐̾́̋ͬ̋̓ͤ͒͜ͅC̜̳̘̘͖̄͒ͫ̊͗ͤ̀͡Ḥ̶̯̩̳̖͇͇̰̪͇̥̺̖̹̭̮͛̐̔ͧ́ͯ̉͋ͩ́͘̕A̶̯̞̙̻̻̦̗̠͖͈̣ͭͧ̍ͦͩ́ͣ͐̍̓͞ͅO̷̴̖̝̤͚̤̞̫̘̺̰̝̟̪̊͊ͨ̓͋̊͘͜S̸̨̡̛͉͉̰͉͔̞̔̇̐͋́ͪ̑̚
̢̳̣̱̖̼͕͎͚̪͇̘͐͒̇̇̈̂͌͑̒͊͗C̵̸̛͎̹̯͎̺͓͉̹ͤ͑̒ͫ͆̂ͩ̆̔ͫ̍̒ͨ͂̋̓͗ͤ̚͢͜ͅͅÛ̗̝̦͚̪͚̍̓̑̓̏̉̽͐ͮ̆͗ͫͧ̆̕͢͡͝M̶̴̢̮͉̣̟͓̻͔̯̹̼̦͕̫̭̯͙̱̽͛͐ͣͯͭ̉̔̄̄̿ͩ̀ͪͨ̃̀̚̚S̳̘̞͎͈͛̊ͩͫͨ͢͜͞͠͝ ͖̺̭̭͎̩͎͇͊̌̔̑̒̓ͫ̑̂̂ͦ̓̚͟ͅT͕̪̱̩ͯ͑͆͑͒͌̈͊̑͋́ͨ̍̄͘O͕̖͚̞̱̩̞̦͓͎̟̥̟̝͇̯͈ͣ̓̃ͭ͌̈́̇͒̇̏̄ͪͪͦ̿́Gͪͨͯ͛͋͋ͭ̋ͦ̊͐̾́̀͏̧̮̺͎̱̥͕͓̠E̸̴̪̖̙̹̹̤̖͓̯ͩͪ̋̇̓̈ͤ̊̋ͭͨ̔͑ͅT̢ͩ͊ͭ̉̂̂̔̄ͮ͏̶̡͔̝̹̣̣̬̪̦̳̭͉̭͡Ḣ̶̸̵͚̰͇̫͉̠̳̞̗͈̙̳̝̞͇ͧ̈́̂̒E̡̻̟͚͉̻̥͙̼͈̪̙͎̼͛ͮ̿͋́̓̎͛̆̓ͨ̏̾̂̒́̊͂͞ͅͅR̷̵̡̡͚͍̜̣̤͙̝̙̔ͯͣ̇̄͐̽ͨ͌̕ ̧̈ͩ̊̈́̆̑͊̉͏͇̪͖̥͉̗̻͎̼W̛̬̤͙̤̘͑͆ͫ̀̂́͢͝͠I̯̣̩̰̎ͤͦ̿ͨͮ̇͜͞Ṱ̢͕̝͓̬͉̳͓̟̫̻̝̭͓̼̩͚͚ͭ́ͦ͊́͛̽̀̂̈̉̐ͨ̑̓̊͛͑̚͘͢H̢ͪ̆͑ͧ͢͝͏͚̞̖͉̭͎̠̹̦͍̤̙͚͔͇̺ ̶̧̬͙̗̮̑̾̇̾Y̛̭̙͚̣ͫ̒͆ͯͮ͗̽Ơ̞͇͔̥͙̺̙̦̭͉͓̦̟̜̻̰̂̏ͮͭ̈́͊͛͂͛ͮ̚̚̚ͅṴ̵̦͓̖̣̝̟̭̈̎͒ͣ̓ͪ͋ͤ̀̏̀͡͝͝ͅ
̗͇̻̝͇͚̟ͬ̀ͭͫ͐̔͑͂ͤ̃ͣͦ̈̔́̀̕B̨̳̭͈̱̫̯̬̺͔̻͍̼̪ͫͭ̊͋͋̀͘͟Ǫ̶̨̞̞̟̼̤̑ͪ͆͂ͭ͘͟N̴̜͓͓̘͇̘͂͆͆̒̉͐̉̎̈́̎̓͐ͯ͆̄͟͢͝ͅD̾ͬ̓̇̄͏̴̷̬̪͈̣̥̺̕͢ͅE̷̶͓͙̝͓͔̥̬͙̽̋ͯ̊̀̒̀͠D̢̬͕̤͈̫̳̘̝͍̙͈̜͈̫̻̖̮̰̍̃̆͆̑̇̈́ͫͮ̈́̈́ͣ͐̀ͮ́̚͘ ͤͦ͋̇͌͋͒͌͒ͯ͏̸̙̖͕̠̱̥͙̦͖̯͉̬̠̰́͝͞Ţ̴̴̨͓̣̣̫̙̝͖͔̻͖̼̣͖̣̼̮̔ͤ̂̽O̴̢̯̬͔͖̘̩̫̬̯̭̪͉̤̳͗ͯ͂̀͛͘͢G̴̸̢̬̖̤͍̙̱̼͉̝͙̝͉̦̹̥̺̬̹̳̈́̋͛͊̈́̎̄͐ͯ̑̃̃̿̓̃̊̎̚͜E̸̵̩̤̖̠̖͍̞̩̙̥̘͉̳̊ͦ̾̔ͯͦ̏͂̇̔̂̈́̌͌̽̋͞ͅͅT̘̞̭̗͉͉̫̯̱̘͉̟ͩ̓̃ͣ̒̀ͅH̸̢̻̥̼͔̮͈͕̥͉͇̺̙ͤ̉ͩͭ̇ͭ̊̎͛͠E̵̻̫͇͉͕̖̱̺͓͛ͧ͗ͦ̎̚͠͝͞R̛͌ͫ̍̏̐͐̒͂̊̍ͫͤͫ̋̚̕̕͏̼̞͓̻͓͉̠̰

>> No.22737091 [DELETED] 

>>22737076
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

>> No.22737114

>>22737076
Would you and Shog melt into a single gooey entity of pure orgasmic bliss?

>> No.22737121

>>22737069
Cryptocurrency prices go down again.

>> No.22737123
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>>22737114
If that's not the true meaning of marriage I don't know what is

>> No.22737131

>>22737114
Considering a Shogoth's ability to merge with her husband is an "incomplete imitation" of the way that their creators have sex I doubt they can fully merge without some outside magic involved.

>> No.22737142

>>22737121
RIP /biz/

>> No.22737148

I want to get in a bath with Jinko

>> No.22737163
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>>22734904
>Monstergirls do not care if you're an attractive looking guy or not. Because they love you
>See monstergirl art with their human husbandos or boyfriends
>All the males are the typical young attractive anime artstyle boys who are slim and slender and have the scruffy boy hair

Pah! Fucking cowards. You all claim Monstergirls do not care about appearances and can love ugly looking men regardless. Yet I see both official art and fan arts and all I see are Monstergirls with only younger and pretty anime looking boys; some of which are those types of borderline feminine pretty boys you see in the anime artstyle.

It appears both Virgins and Chad's fear the Ojii-San and or Older Mature Guy-kun

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>>22737163
>all I see
You obviously didn't look very hard.

>> No.22737178

>>22737163
You're really thinking about this too hard. MG's are conceived from sexual fantasies, no shit we don't want wanna see an old ugly geezer in one

>> No.22737191

>>22737163
Pretty anime boys are easier to draw, and it's not worth the effort drawing an ugly guy properly unless his ugliness is relevant.

>> No.22737210
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>> No.22737249

>>22737210
I want to wake her up with an air horn

>> No.22737281

>>22737163
>actually wanting art of monsters with old ugly bastards
Disgusting

>> No.22737306

>>22737249
You’ll need to try something harder than that to rouse a Dormouse.

>> No.22737307

>>22737142
fuck high, sell low

>> No.22737349

>tfw no hate-sex with the newly monsterized order priestess/paladin-chan who "hate mamono values", but really enjoys sex now

>> No.22737385

>>22735552
>based chowder
Please never say this even as parody.
On your other point, I don't really care if someone is bi as long as they don't bring traps or yaoi into the threads

>> No.22737388

>>22737349
If you repost this a few more times I'm sure it eventually will get funny

>> No.22737395
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>"You seem to be stressed, Anon-san. Want a quick little lobo- I mean, therapeutic hypnosis?"

>> No.22737428

>>22737395
I dont think they would actually destroy brains
maybe tweak the thought process here and there

>> No.22737444

>>22737395
How mindflayer tiddies milk taste like?Also imagine the smell

>> No.22737484

>>22737385
>futa is ok though

cool

>> No.22737511

>>22737484
Do you really have to be "that guy"?

>> No.22737540
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>>22737511

>> No.22737561

>>22736899
How does one stop the dorome menace they. Are beyond dumb but also stupidly strong. Plus it's nearly impossible to tell if a cave is one of theirs or not. Really easy to walk in to one by accident and become trapped in ones love tunnel before his penis is trapped in her other tunnel.

>> No.22737567

vampires sick of belmont cosplayers when?

>> No.22737588

>>22737567
fuck off

>> No.22737603
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I wonder if you could distract beetles with fruit?

>> No.22737605

why do i love thick tails so much?

>> No.22737617

>>22737567
Why would they get sick of buff men just ready to be married to them or their daughters.

>> No.22737628

>>22736589
>abs
>no belt on baggy pants
>fur panties visible
I want to put lots of Yeti kids inside her so she can get off the streets and be a fit mom

>> No.22737637

>>22737603
Yes, but it might also result in her developing a connection to you.

>> No.22737690

>>22737603
she wouldn't eat all my favorite fruit would she?

>> No.22737741

How moe would a scaredy guy be to a stronk monster? He's not scared of her at all, but clings to her arm often.

>> No.22737848

>>22736414
Link?

>> No.22737854

>>22737848
https://pastebin.com/PxFB2uuC

>> No.22737881

>>22736274
>>22736282
To ward off predators like Griffons, who are dumb and easily fooled by such things.

>> No.22737896
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>>22737741
Boys are so frail!

>> No.22737901

>>22737484
It says a lot I didn't think of futa but you did

>> No.22737922
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I need a nerd birb to teach me how to play CK2.

>> No.22737924

>>22737163
From where do you faggots keep coming from? would it kill you to lurk before fucking post your shit?

>> No.22737935

Magpie harpies. Masters of swooping down on unsuspecting victims. No one ever expe

>> No.22737949

>>22737935
>wearing shinies on your person
Rookie mistake.

>> No.22737959

>>22737935
>>22737949
>swooping down on unsuspecting victims.
That sounds like Australian magpies, they're not corvids and don't care about shinies.

>> No.22737970

>>22737922
That's a whore bird, bro. The nerd one has small hat

>> No.22737982

>>22737970
What? Surely you jest. Who's ever heard of a bird wearing hats?

>> No.22737999
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>>22737163
Well if you're going by the MGE setting, they don't care about appearance or personality. As long as you've got a functioning dick, are not gay, and not a murderous psychopath, you're gonna get monster girl pussy.

But forget all that. If you wanna headcanon some standards to monster girls be logical about it. Do you really think an orc is gonna care about appearance? Orcs that are known for raping and pillaging whatever they see. Or how about some ants or bees, literal bugs that looked disgusting as shit in the era of the former demon lord? Standards for these types of girls are gonna be low as fuck. Just let them touch your dick and you're good to go. So you won't get a lilim, succubus, or pharaoh. Move on with your life. A sandworm would just be fucking happy is some poor sod walked above the barren sands and snatch him right up. Buy a greenhouse, lock it, and plant a fucking alraune seed in. Raise her on your dick. Enjoy your new monster wife. If all else fails jump into a matango pit, you're pretty much guaranteed pussy in there. Hell, lace your dog or cat's food with succubus nostrum after they've grown attached to you if you're super desperate. Poor it on your fucking umbrella for fucks sake. You literally can't go pussy-less in MGE if you wanna fuck.

If all that fails for some extreme reason, it's because you're an actual fag and are gonna alp.

>> No.22738025

>>22737999
>You literally can't go pussy-less in MGE if you wanna fuck.
Pussy-less MGE speedrun any% world record

>> No.22738033

>>22738025
>All the world record holders are guys that alped

>> No.22738054

>>22738025
No glitches.

>> No.22738071

>>22738025
Hold my beer.

>> No.22738143
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Kiss unicorns

>> No.22738144

>>22738033
Makes sense. Most speedrunners are trannies irl.

>>22738054
Its glitchless you fucking swine.

>> No.22738169

>>22738143
I'd rather a shog if you don't mind.

>> No.22738173

>>22738143
I want a Jinko to kiss me this same way.

>> No.22738181
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>>22738169
>>22738173
No. I said kiss unicorns. You're gonna kiss the unicorns.

>> No.22738192

Would you put an ad in the paper about being available for monsters? Would they even read the paper to know about this?

>> No.22738193

>>22738181
Fine, then she better be as swole as a Jinko.

>> No.22738195
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>tfw you will never make your momster proud by pumping several fat loads into all of her holes

>> No.22738196 [SPOILER] 
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>>22738181
No.

>> No.22738208

>>22738195
That would be hard with a shog momster. She would just start forming new holes! Luckily shot momsters are always proud so you dont have to worry. She is still going to make you fill em up though..

>> No.22738209

>>22738192
I'd find that too awkward.

>> No.22738241

I'm not really into Manticores, but damn if tailpussy milking you while she keeps you on her lap with your legs spread doesn't sound hot.

>> No.22738266
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22738266

I firmly believe that being a holstaur dairy farmer would be the best job known to man

>> No.22738273

I need a Nurarihyon with black sclera.

>> No.22738276
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22738276

consider spider

>> No.22738277

>>22738273
i need her to corrupt all the yokai that you attract and also give them black sclera

>> No.22738284

>>22738241
I have some news for you. You are into manticores.

>> No.22738289

>>22738241
i'm into manticores exactly for this reason, that and i love fellatio tentacles which is basically what her tail is.

>> No.22738302

>>22738276
Okay.

>> No.22738308

>>22738276
Consider arachnophobia

>> No.22738359

>>22738276
Cobwebs collecting dust? Clever maid.

>> No.22738383

>>22738308
but she's cute

>> No.22738418

>>22738383
My phobia doesn't care

>> No.22738468
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Damn i want big kiki wife

>> No.22738474
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One second before impact
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/7th-Heaven/767910/Commi---Hellhound

>> No.22738476

>>22738468
I want petite kiki wife

>> No.22738484

>>22738241
Or when you try to let her be the little spoon but her tail gets in the way so she's gotta be big spoon but she uses it to milk you as you fall asleep from behind

>> No.22738491

>>22738277
An Inari with black sclera sounds excellent.
Especially if she starts to be influenced by the Nurarihyon's true nature as a yakuza boss.

>> No.22738492

>>22738468
This kiki is for impregnation and cuddling

>> No.22738588

>>22738284
I would be if they weren't sadistic.

>> No.22738629

>last two threads didn't archive on warosu

>> No.22738637

>>22738629
They did, the search is just fucked for some reason.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S22717229
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S22725406

>> No.22738653

>>22738474
>hellhound anus art
THANK YOU

>> No.22738661
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>> No.22738673

>>22738637
Well fuck. Hope they fix it soon.
>>22738653
Thank the guy who commissioned it, he's doing good work.

>> No.22738699

>>22735552
>Based Chowder
He hasn't written anything in four years, was never very good and is currently playing knockoff Latenight in a discord that barely tolerates his bullshit.
The only person to push Chowder as anything other than a hack unable to discuss monsters outside of ancient outdated memes is Chowder himself, so this is really fucking suspicious.

>> No.22738717
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>>22737388
I reposted it because the dead thread became truly dead right after. Wasn't even trying to be particularly funny anyway. I present this old anubis as peace offering.

>> No.22738728

>>22738699
How does one rip off latenight?

>> No.22738749

>>22738699
Remember when all we had to hate on was turgid tallywhackers?

>> No.22738755

>>22738195
Would that make a shog momster proud?

>> No.22738761

>>22738717
Peace... was never an option.

>> No.22738766

>>22738749
When I first joined this thread had just got to /jp, manticore tails where as memed as horse pussy, EMG was talked about positively and people reacted to bob and commercial anon like you said voldemort

>> No.22738805
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22738805

Which monster girl sounds the most fun to be raised alongside her daughter(s) from very early on? For example, a Anubis and her human friend might both be expecting single mothers and give birth on the same day but the difference is that the Anubis survives the birth while her friend doesn't. The Anubis decides to add her friend's newborn son to her own newborn litter and things go from there.

>> No.22738830

>>22738749
Bob, posting standards autist, Bollocks, Niebelfader, Aftyn, MachineAnon, TFT, ELH, that one awful writer with the weeb name, Grigori, Siths, Alps, futas, monster boys, ntr.
This place has never been short on people or things to hate.

>> No.22738836

>>22738830
>that one awful writer with the weeb name
I mean, Kojima is actually a hack...

>> No.22738845
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>>22738830
>hating on Alps

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22738851

>>22738418
oh come on

>> No.22738856

>>22738830
>no mention of KDF

>> No.22738861

>>22738805
Hellhound, obviously. Anubis is distant second.

>> No.22738863

>>22738845
It's okay, you're my favorite Finnish shitposter.

>> No.22738864

>>22738863
But anon he dead

>> No.22738875

>>22737999
>they don't care about appearance or personality
I can't be the only one who finds this kinda shitty. I don't really like the idea of a girl picking me solely because I happened to be there, and that she would have picked literally anyone else had they been there instead.

>> No.22738904

>>22735836
It's more fun though when your dad was the one that had the monster girl harem that he had kids with previously and then you find out you have a wide variety of monster half-sisters.

>> No.22738914

>>22738875
I like to imagine that some kind of fate or gravity draws together monsters and humans destined to be together.

>> No.22738923

>>22738914
>Be an order priest
>Find some sexy blond muscular vampire girl lying on the floor of the Church
>She keeps saying some stuff about gravity

>> No.22738939

>>22737999
What if the monster was me all along?

>> No.22738947
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>>22738923
Gravity doesn't into real! Lesser density goes up, higher density goes down! Such is law, and why Wurm cannot fly.

>> No.22738960

>>22735836
That's at least 11 daughterus and I'd love them all. Luckily monster girls become independent super early on and due to the rarity/power levels of my harem varying they wouldn't all get pregnant at the same time.

>> No.22738964

>>22738851
What's this

>> No.22738970

If your Shoggoth starts worrying about “vacuum decay” and old man Higg’s field, what should you do?

>> No.22738988

>>22738875
This is some retarded bullshit that retards push. Either it's monster will laugh at your tiny cock and only go after chads shit or monsters are mindless sluts that will only love you because of your cock shit. Some monsters are choosy about men but it's not about penis size or appearance. Nothing ever said a monster wouldn't look for or choose a man with the same interests or fetishes. Monsters are also attracted to desire are like men that desire them also.
>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

>> No.22738990
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>>22738805
Fairy. When your adoptive mom and sisters all fit into your coat, you can... uh...

I don't know what to say next!

>> No.22738995
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>>22738418
Nothing a little therapy can't fix.
>>22738875
It clashes with "proactive dating" that's common in MGE, but in my opinion it's more appealing when the attraction is gradual, starting as complete strangers and climbing through casual acquaintance, friendship, and eventually to true love. By the time you're friends, she already knows you well enough to know your positive qualities and whether you're boyfriend material.

>> No.22738998

>>22738970
Tell her old man Higgs is a bozo

>> No.22739003

>>22738990
A family that squeezes together stays together.

>> No.22739047

>>22738988
>If you want a high-level waifu, you gotta earn her
Wow, just like real life!

>> No.22739067
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>>22739047
But low-level waifus are cute too.

>> No.22739074

>>22738988
Over half of the encyclopedia mentions choosing men based on their taste. It's just what that is, while it's never stuff like physical appearance or sexual prowess, differs between breeds and individuals. The unicorn is all about virgins and the Dark Angel talks about corrupting pure or chaste men. The concept that because they see beyond appearance means they will marry the first person they see is dumb.

>> No.22739092

>>22735327
Isnt that why hitler and his nazi bros sacrificed all those jews? Equivalent exchange and all that.

>> No.22739112

>>22739067
Bats really are top tier
>tfw no giant flying fox girl to snuggle with
>tfw she will never lick your face with her long tongue

>> No.22739121

>>22738970
i thought heat death was gonna be what will end the universe

>> No.22739125

>>22738717
>Young king with a very old anubis advisor/prime minister and concubine

>> No.22739126

>>22739092
Wtf, I love nazis now

>> No.22739129

>>22739092
>>22739126
Which species do you think Hitler was going to waifu?

>> No.22739131

I want an Alice daughteru so I can teach her a healthy appreciation for heavy metal and the electric guitar.
I want to be woken up at 6am to the sounds of her shredding along with master of puppets. I'm not even gonna dick her, I just want a daughteru to give all the fatherly love I never got with no thots getting in the way.

>> No.22739132

>>22739112
>no Paolumu girl who can make you warm and comfy clothes from her fur
>when she gets startled or mad her cheeks puff up and she gets pouty

>> No.22739140

>>22735327
Fuck, I want a mayadere mamono to give me that look. Mindflayer or Vampire

>> No.22739147

>>22739129
Wonderland Matango

>> No.22739149

>>22739131
Ok anon!

>> No.22739165

>>22739126
>now

>> No.22739177

>>22738970
if vacuum decay didn't destroy the universe long ago, there's something preventing the extinction of life. also your shoggoth should stop worrying about things that haven't been proven to exist by scientists yet

>> No.22739179
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>>22739165
Let's not

>> No.22739183
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>>22739112
To be honest the only batgirl design I like is this one.

>> No.22739197
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>>22739183
I'm batty for bats!

>> No.22739200

>>22735327
>You kill to win your way into MGE
>You're now alone because you're worthless scum
Bad end

>> No.22739212

>>22739129
Lilim for reality bending magic

>> No.22739217

>>22739197
For this particular one at the very least.

>> No.22739224

>>22737174
She's obviously giving that guy a boot out.

>> No.22739238

>>22739197
I'm still mildly displeased with the fact that there was never any more.

>> No.22739239
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>>22735327
I'll do whatever it takes to become sandworm food

>> No.22739245

>>22739200
>You do horrible things to get to MGE, but no one wants you even there because of what you did
Ironic hell at it's finest

>> No.22739249
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22739249

Boobie cunny

>> No.22739256

hellhound vaginal cum.

>> No.22739338

>>22739249
I want to do unspeakable things to that oppai-loli cunny.

>> No.22739366

>>22739197
This bat is absurdly cute. I want to touch her ears and give her a piggyback ride so bad.

>> No.22739431

>>22735327
Honestly? Not that far in the direction you're thinking of.
Like let's be honest, even if Monster Girls didn't care if you were a murderous asshole not everyone is capable of actually causing others harm simply for selfish reasons.
If it was simply by going through some form of trial and a absolute 100% guarantee that it's completely real and works in a way that cannot be monkey's paw'd in any shape or form then I'll fucking go beyond 100% for it. (though not self-harm or outright degrading bullshit. That is honestly effortless on paper and my pride doesn't allow it.)

>> No.22739448

>>22739245
Some 'horrible' monster might find some use for that person

>> No.22739584

>>22735327
I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get there and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

>> No.22739590

>>22735327
I would fuck a guy if I were guaranteed he would alp

Not gay btw
I'm just that desperate

>> No.22739595

>>22739590
Don’t throw away your dignity anon. You never get it back.

>> No.22739648

>>22739590
>guaranteed
By who a fujo cheshire?

>> No.22739682

Reminder to never cosplay at MGC. Monsters will try and make you their real life husbando.

>> No.22739684

>>22739648
>fujo cheshire
Cursed

>> No.22739694

>>22739682
Imagine the mistake of dressing up like a classical monster or monsterboy. If you dressed up like a Minotaur for example, you would absolutely get decked by a monster girl, and maybe even taken right then and there in the middle of the convention floor.

>> No.22739731

>>22739694
So male monsters make them wetter than a human since they can't control themselves anymore. Good to know.

>> No.22739747

>>22738717
Nana 'Nubis is very strict.

>> No.22739771

>>22739731

>> No.22739772

>>22738196
Is that a reference to Seung-Hui Cho?

>> No.22739780

>>22739771

>> No.22739798

According to the books, human men are considered the males of monster girl species. Technically, that means we're all monster boys once married to a monster girl despite looking 100% human. Though incubization makes the more official

>> No.22739817

>>22739798
Yes you are correct. Monsterboys in MGE means literally just a human male.

>> No.22739820

>>22739798
Wait, doesn't that make monster girls the females of the human species?

>> No.22739822

>>22739820
No.

>> No.22739823

>>22739820
Yes that is also correct.

>> No.22739830

>>22737854
Another writer who fucking died.

>> No.22739839

>>22739830
Was friends with him. Then he just stopped responding to me and i have no idea why. Really sucks cause he was fun to talk to.

>> No.22739847

imagine a scenario where a man who just left an order settlement for the first time just hooks up with a demon or a succubus for the sake of sex for one night only without realizing that these monsters won't leave you because you're considered their one and only mate for life and the man gets confused and scared

>> No.22739851
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>>22739847

>> No.22739864

>>22739847
So basically a Demon/Succubus with a "Purification" fetish?

>> No.22739914

>>22739847
His new wife will find a way to calm him down.

>> No.22739960
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22739960

>tfw no Wood Elf party member.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wtRA_y5mF0&t=3s

>> No.22740004

>>22737163
Deep down we know they will righteously go after bishonens, and cope.

>> No.22740014

No anon you are the deamons

>> No.22740029

>>22739747
Perfect. Makes doing lewd pranks to her with the help the desert succ spymaster

>> No.22740039

>>22740029
Makes doing lewd pranks to her with the help the desert succ spymaster even better*
God dammit.

>> No.22740046

>>22740029
>>22740039
Back in her day, when young men were misbehaving, they'd be thrown into the Crocodile Girl pit.

>> No.22740049

>>22739960
Fucking the angry wood elf in missionary while she calls me a "lumberfoot"!

>> No.22740052

>>22739960
I prefer the Wood Elf who calls me a Lumberfoot and protects me from Rat Men.

>> No.22740059

>>22740046
Well, the young man in this case is the king so she would have to come up with something else.

>> No.22740079

>>22735186
>"so what are you wearing?"

>> No.22740085

>>22735153
Her hair is stupid

>> No.22740087
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22740087

I have a hard time telling elves apart, besides vanilla and chocolate.

>> No.22740101

>>22740087
the red ones are fire elves and the blue ones are water elves

>> No.22740114

>>22739847
>implying MGs have oneitis

>> No.22740115

>>22740101
What are the pink ones?

>> No.22740123

>>22740101
Oh thanks

>> No.22740155
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She cute af

>> No.22740181

>>22740049
Is she angry when you fuck her in missionary? What about when you cum inside her?

>>22740052
>ratmen
Rude. They are rat girls and they dont need your hate.

>> No.22740187

>>22740155
Why are people speaking like retards now?

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>>22740052
Do yew now?

>> No.22740193

>>22740087
Well the elf you posted is what would be called a breeding elf. One built to take human cock and seed and birth cute babies.

>> No.22740198

>>22740059
Fine. Then he is forbidden from riding his new chariot for 2 weeks. No more dangerous races with that daughter of Set either.

>> No.22740203

>>22740181
>Is she angry when you fuck her in missionary?
Angry because I am a "filthy human"
>What about when you cum inside her?
Oh yes!

>> No.22740213

>>22740198
How cruel! You can't win against Nana 'Nubis it seems.

>> No.22740227

>>22740192
>Wood Elf in your party insists that human drink is the equivalent to a children's fruit drink
>Says she could drink the entire casket and not feel anything
>Three sips later
>https://youtu.be/0N4pG8C94LQ?t=1639

>> No.22740229

>>22740192
You're not my queen yet, girl, nor would I obey that order even if you were!

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>>22740187
I don't know dude

>> No.22740241

>>22740203
Despite her protests I bet she makes sure to keep hold on to you tight as you pump her full of semen.

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>> No.22740300

anyone notice a shift in these threads within the past few weeks?

>> No.22740320

>>22740300
Depends what you mean.

>> No.22740322

>>22740300
Yes, they feel like they don't belong here now, like if a different board was discussing MGs instead of the gentlemen that usually are here

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22740323

Okay everyone, do you see this paper? Well there's nothing on it yet but there will be.

How do we defeat the Superwurm? Or at least keep her away?

>> No.22740324

>>22740274
Always ask the locals for directions!

>> No.22740333

>>22740320
it feels like there was a sudden demographic shift, like I'm not talking to the same crowd as a few weeks ago.

>> No.22740343 [SPOILER] 
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22740343

Last month I showed my Dullahan daugtheru OC, and I was bullied into drawing something super spicy with her, enjoy.

>> No.22740346

>>22740333
I dont know. I have been here for a while and I havent changed. Also havent noticed a change in other anons either. Can you maybe be more descriptive in what has changed for you?

>> No.22740349

>>22740343
Cute daughteru anon. Nice to see pure wholesome daughterus instead of the normal daughteru dickers.

>> No.22740441

>>22740300
>>22740333
It hasn't changed too much. The /tg/ poster who always looks for excuses to post images of 2d boys and some of the overly long posts discussing bullshit that doesn't matter are likely the same guy.
Other than that, the guy shitposting about black men is not much different to the "I want to fuck your wife in the ass" poster that was around in the middle of last year. It's just /mgt/ being /mgt/

>> No.22740444
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More art of her

>> No.22740462

Kookaburras are so very shortstack

>> No.22740487

>>22740462
Imagine the noises during sex.

>> No.22740489
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>> No.22740492

>>22740462
One of the silliest harpies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuIJPBfZklY

>> No.22740501

>>22740489
To many hotdogs. How can one man ever hope to eat them all?

>> No.22740516

>>22740235
what's this

>> No.22740518

>>22740489
Jokes on them, I have a hyper preg fetish.

>> No.22740526
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>> No.22740544

>>22740492
>bait shortatack kookaburra with dick
>immediately starts viciously sucking.

>> No.22740550

>>22740489
>danuki buys out blacked and changes it to HOUNDED.
>all the videos are just pathetic kobolds having their husbands raped and stolen by hellhounds.
Hot.

>> No.22740553
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>>22740489
>Hot dogs AND hellhounds
Just gimme a bit of mustard on them, and I'd be the happiest man alive. That man is a bitch

Imagine if the wieners were cooked in their pussies and the buns toasted on their abs. Hellhounds do have hot bodies ya know.
It's the dream right there

>> No.22740559

>>22740333
I’ve been gone but I’m back now.

>> No.22740564

>>22740489
I get the sense that isn’t the original caption.

>> No.22740566

>>22740553
>not Hotdogs and Hot dogs.
Does sound nice though.

>> No.22740572

>>22740526
The power of a smug husband.

>> No.22740576

>>22740489
Fucking awful.
>>22740564
It is. It's /monster/ being shit as always and forcing WE WUZ memes onto hellhounds

>> No.22740609

>>22740576
ok kid

>> No.22740611

>>22740553
>Imagine if the wieners were cooked in their pussies
That's just weird, anon.

>> No.22740617

>>22740611
You don't know what's good for you

>> No.22740633

>>22740611
It gives it more flavor.

>> No.22740655

>>22740609
Go back to your Qchan spin off

>> No.22740661

>>22740611
>he doesnt want to taste his heckwan delicious pussy juice as he eats his hot dog.
Shame on you anon.

>> No.22740662

>>22740655
no

>> No.22740680
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>>22740617
I prefer to eat things from dragon fire.

>> No.22740708

>>22740559
mouse guy?

>> No.22740718
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>>22740323
Cool Monster Superheroes are my weakness. I just want to ask them for an autograph, they're so awesome!

>> No.22740727

I want Beatrix Brehme monster girl.
A calculating, vicious, downright evil cunt who is doing it for all the right reasons. Namely, her husbando.

>> No.22740728

>>22740333
I've been hanging around for five years now. Shit seems more or less the same to me. There's just a different brand of trolls as of late.

>> No.22740778

bugs needs hugs not fugs

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>>22740114
>mamono don't have oneitis

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>>22740778
>not both
Oh, Anon.

>> No.22740795

>>22740786
Now that’s a large plank

>> No.22740798

>>22739847
A good mamono wife lets him go back to the Order settlement and monitor him from afar until he is ready for a life with a mamono wife! he might soon get a strong urge to get back her warm embrace, even if it is only for one night again

>> No.22740802

>>22740792
Spiders get everything they want

>> No.22740861

>>22740718
I want to to tease monster superheroes as a reoccurring villain.

>> No.22740883
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>> No.22740885

I want a ridiculously powerful monster to cuddle me.

>> No.22740902

>>22740885
That's one way to pay your bodyguard

>> No.22740938

>keep getting arrested by a strongfat monster cop for "carrying a dangerous weapon"
>bangs you in the back of her cruiser
>after awhile she takes you to court for being a repeat offender
>the judge marries the two of you then and there

>> No.22740945

>>22740938
That's what happens when a pig eats too many doughnuts.
Silly P'Orc

>> No.22740946

>>22740861
I want to tease reoccuring monster villains as a superhero

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>>22740786
>Smoke Hobo and Hair Girl both canon known to go prostitution route

KC's fault not mine.

Shiro's boss is better.

>> No.22740961

>>22740945
>p'orc officer measuring your dick by hanging donuts on it
>Demon Lord help you if you can hold more than five

>> No.22740966
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>>22740885
>Be celebrity
>Monster girls constantly trying to rape you
>Hire a body guard
>Biggest, strongest Hellhound you can find
>Former military
>Could kill you or anybody else with ease
>Takes her job very seriously
>Watches you sleep
>Do practically everything with her
>Start feeling lonely over time
>Never had a girlfriend
>One night ask bodyguard hound if she'd like to join you in bed
>She's at first hesitant
>Awkwardly lays at the edge of the bed, eyes wide open
>Pull yourself in towards her, wrapping her strong arms around you
>Never felt safer than in her arms
>Been married ever since

>> No.22740971

>>22740961
Weird sort of food play.
Doesn't make her less cute.

>> No.22740972

>>22740938
>>keep getting arrested by a strongfat monster cop for "carrying a dangerous weapon"
What am I supposed to do, alp to get rid of the "weapon"?

>> No.22740973
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>>22740966
Cute warm and wholesome

>> No.22740981
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We need more eldritch girls in this thread

>> No.22740984

>>22740902
What happens if I don't pay my bodyguard? My valkyrie has been giving me really weird looks lately and I can't afford to pay her this month.

>> No.22740996

>>22740951
They are also known to be one and done prostitutes. Using it only as a way to get a husband.
Sorry used goods fags.

>> No.22741003

>>22740981
Still thinking of adding pshog to my harem.

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>> No.22741021

>>22741015
Gonna ruin her abs with kids.

>> No.22741039

>>22738661
>tfw no Tanuki niece to play video games with

>> No.22741189

>>22739682
>tfw your waifu wants you to cosplay as Paul Bunyan
Would you grow a beard and get swole for your waifu?

>> No.22741215
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Why would anyone ever join the side of "good"?

>> No.22741218

>>22741215
Cause I want cute valk daughters to float about the house.

>> No.22741221

>>22740087
>the tall ones are the High Elves, they’re snobby but they really love dominant men
>the short ones are the Wood Elves they’re snobby but they really love dominant men
>the chocolate ones are the Dark Elves, they’re snobby but they really love submissive men
>and the black/grey ones are the Drow Elves they’re snobby but they really love any men they can take they’re not really picky

>> No.22741237

>>22740343
Protect the daughterus!
They deserve all the headpats and ice cream they want!

>> No.22741267
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>>22740885
Ice Queens need snuggles too

>> No.22741348

>>22741218
>put the cookie jar on the top shelf so they can't reach
>they just fly up to it when you aren't looking
Raising valk daughters is hard.

>> No.22741355

>>22740087
>Anon gets an elf gurlfriend. Has to pull a michael and mark her arm with a sharpy so he can tell her apart from her friends.

>> No.22741362
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Consider the following: High tier undead lolis have perfect bodies with soft, supple butts and thighs, ripe for being explored by warm living hands.

>> No.22741366

That Ryu's a misbehaving slut. You could say she's a very bad dragon.

>> No.22741374

>>22741348
Yeah, but its cute.

>>22741362
Much classier than the Gyrau, pai loli ghoul.

>> No.22741397

>>22741366
Ok, no

>> No.22741434
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How do I get out of a ticket when the monster girl officer is already married? Should I ask if she has sister or something?

>> No.22741451

>>22740572
Do monstergirls lust after smug men the same way we lust after smug waifus?

>> No.22741467
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22741467

What monster makes the best nun?

>> No.22741490

>>22740996
>He thinks sexual ability is inherent knowledge.

I don't mind if my wife has had sex before, what I do mind is if she's had a lot of sex and is somehow still horrible at it. If thats the case she isnt experienced just worn out. If I get me a kej wife I expect to be educated and made into her bitch. But i certainly wouldnt mind learning with her too.

>> No.22741493

>>22741467
Dark priest.

>> No.22741495
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22741495

>>22741467

>> No.22741506

>>22741397
>Mini sneks hiding in their mother's vagina when they are scared.
>Shooting out like a chest burster and yelling happy birthday right as daddy is gonna get some and scaring the living shit out of him.

>> No.22741510
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22741510

>>22741467
>nuns
man that is one fetish i never thought i'd have

>> No.22741517

>>22741495
Wait do these games really use like 90% default rpgmaker graphics?

>> No.22741520

>>22741221
I imagine High Elves to be dominating, but not in the same way as dark elves. Way more haughty tsundere-ish

>> No.22741524

>>22741467
Could there be a Lilim nun? I’d like to see that. And pump her full of children.

>> No.22741529

>>22741520
Of course. And then you fuck her for a couple of hours straight and she then learns her place as a humans cocksleeve.

>> No.22741543

>>22740996
>They are also known to be one and done prostitutes.
According to Will, not KC.

>> No.22741549
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>Wood elf waifu wearing her old armor again
>Laments how she put on a few pounds since the kids
How do you make her feel better anon?

>> No.22741555

>>22741451
They fear them

>> No.22741559

>>22741549
More kids of course

>> No.22741566

>>22740786
>>22740114

>my only regret is that i have boneitis

>> No.22741572

>>22741549
What the other Anon said.
More kids, lots more kids.

>> No.22741611
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22741611

When your momster sees another monster flirting with you.

>> No.22741616

>>22741362
Too bad they make for shit musclegirls, with the exception of Ochi.

>> No.22741627

>>22741467
Alp

>> No.22741633
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22741633

>You're a freak, just like me, aren't you, hentai onii-san?

>> No.22741635

>>22741611
Jeez, how embarrassing.

>> No.22741636

>>22741490
It litterally is inherent for monsters. It is a part of the fact they are all half succubus.

>>22741543
KC has already stated that it is extremely rare.

>> No.22741669

>>22741633
Nah, just a pervert.

>> No.22741687

>>22741467
My pslime waifu! Is the best monster nun.

>>22741510
Good taste. Nuns are the best for sex.

>> No.22741695
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>>22741611
As if any girl is better than my momster.

>> No.22741699

>>22741695
Momsters spend years getting their body's to match their son's fetishes.

>> No.22741755

>>22741616
But why would I want a musclegirl, if I could have a fat-bottomed but delicate loli Wight.

>> No.22741767

>>22741633
Hate to say it but I feel like ch*shire might be one of the only girls who would understand me

>> No.22741801

>>22741755
A loli wight can’t princess carry you.

>> No.22741807

What kind of """pranks""" would a Heart Suit Cheshire play?

>> No.22741820

>>22741801
You'd be surprised.

>> No.22741831

>>22741362
what if they're not smiling like i want them to

>> No.22741846

>>22741807
A surprise birthday party the day before your actual birthday, for just the two of you.

>> No.22741869

>>22741510
>Fellow nun fags

>> No.22741877

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pick up a loli, take her to bed, and give her the snug

>> No.22741881
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22741881

>>22741807
pee in your mouth

>> No.22741882
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>Teleports behind you
>"Heh, nothing personal, human"
>Put all her points into stealth for maximum damage
>Didn't realize her quip alerted you negating all of her critical damage
>Barely even grazes your armor
>Also neglected to put any points into stealth abilities to escape

>> No.22741884

>>22741869
I have always been here anon. Posting constantly.

>> No.22741895

>>22741801
That's a positive quality, her small size makes it easy and fun to princess carry her whenever you feel like it.

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>>22741877

>> No.22741905

>>22741881
That's a serious Ushi.

>> No.22741912

>>22741767
Cheshires understand people very well.
The catch is that this is just another way for them to bully anons like you.

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Up to no good https://files.catbox.moe/grrfoz.png

>> No.22741934

>>22741912
>Cheshire comes across as a bully
>is just an insecure tsundere who doesn't really know how to express her emotions
>bully her back by being heavily affectionate no matter what she says or does until she's clingy as a kitten

>> No.22741942

>>22741881
>Dare you enter my magical realm.

[Yes] >[[YES]] [No I'm gay.]

>> No.22741956

>>22741517
Yes? All rpgmaker games use default objects for everything except character sprites

>> No.22741960

>>22741956
Not good ones

>> No.22741981

>>22741884
>Be man of the cloth.
>Run an orphanage funded by the order.
>Love all the children like your own.

What species would be great to care for the children with as a nun?

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>>22737174
>>22737178
>>22737191
>>22737281
>>22737999
>>22740004
Good to know that Cute Anime Boys reign supreme.

>> No.22741992

>>22741695
>tfw your momster always gives you the same gift every year
>it’s a personally done pinup calendar of your mom in lingerie
>it also has special “holidays” on it like you and your momsters birthdays, full moons, your momsters ovulation cycle

>> No.22741993

>>22741543
KC has that Japanese tic where they don't outright say it isn't allowed but still say it. Whwn he says things like futa and monsterboys may exist in other settings but will not appear in MGE he is telling that MGE is not for you and to go elsewhere.

Then again you type like that fag that purposely misconstrues the setting so he can get (you)'s so it doesn't really matter what I or KC says, you'll nitpick something

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>>22741933
Never thought anything would come out of this dumb meme, bless jerma and thanks axem

>> No.22742000

>>22741933
Amazing, praise year of the rat.

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>>22741221
>Helfs
>Welfs
>Delfs
>Drelfs
Much easier

>> No.22742027
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22742027

>>22741877
I'd carry a young Wight off to bed and keep her warm at night, but if something lewd happens it can't be helped.

>> No.22742044

>>22741529
Corruption in just a stand-in cuck fetish. There is no point in having a haughty girl if she turns into a generic hentai slut after a few hours of sex

>> No.22742046
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>>22741960
Huh. I didn't realize someone already made something like this in RPGMaker.

I'm planning on redoing all the objects/backgrounds/etc. for the Monster Farmer 2 game. I imagine mine will be a little heavier on crafting and cooking items than this one is (which is fine).

I'll have to check out this game when I have a spare minute.

New Mamano Hidamari is almost done, btw.

>> No.22742053

>>22742046

TOUCH THE COW.

>> No.22742067

>>22740274
>Mister I don't think you understand the situation you're in

>> No.22742082
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>>22742044
>Haughty vampire gets lost in the moment and starts moaning and talking dirty
>Demands you lay on your back as she grinds your pelvis to dust and sucks your blood
>Then forces you to fuck her doggy style and call her slut
>After sex cuddle is especially awkward when she realizes how she acted
>Promises herself she'll never act like some wanton slut ever again
>Next time and she's in complete control
>Doesn't even bother drinking your blood from the source and just bleeds you into a wine glass
>Sips on it as you eat her out
>When she finishes you can barely react as pushes you down begins riding you once again
>This time she's in control of not only you but herself
>Doesn't make a sound besides insults towards you for already so close to cumming
>That night she's the big spoon
Get a waifu who can do both

>> No.22742114

>>22742046
>CC holstaur.
I like this.

>> No.22742124

>>22739245
>>22739200
>Do anything to get there
>Get there
>Be hated

>Do only good things to get there
>Don't get there
>Hate yourself

>Do nothing
>Go Nowhere
>Change nothing

The obvious answer is to go there, learn necromancy and raise some long forgotten queen who also did terrible shit for what she thought was for good reasons, who doesn't know what you did and if any one ever tells her, she'll remember the terrible shit she did and you'll be hated together forever, relying on one another in a hostile world.

>> No.22742137

>>22741981
That's a hard question to answer. Probably the best in general is dark.prists, but my waifu is better than them. Dark mages might also be pretty good.

>>22741983
Jokes on you. My OC self insert is a fat jovial priest.

>> No.22742143

>>22735798
>>22735728
Now I feel bad, but I just really really cannot get behind the format. Sad thing is he was actually getting engagement from what little I could tell.

Imagine getting this lot of faggots to actually contribute to a story. Ha!

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When your waifu finds out you like muscle girls.

>> No.22742167

>>22741992
>that one day of the year where all three line up at once is vigorously circled to make sure you know
A momster wouldn't be the kind to shatter her son's pelvis, right?

>> No.22742170

>>22742158
>you notice she's been working out recently and deliberately drinking more water so the sweat can make her abs glisten more

>> No.22742171

>>22742158
RIP anon

>> No.22742182

>>22739047
>Wow, just like real life!
>Implying
I'd take shonen persistence over RL any time, at least the fantasy version is attainable.

>> No.22742190

>>22736098
>that hellhound story i read left a huge impact in me
Which hellhound story was this?

>> No.22742194

>>22742158
>When your waifu finds out you wanna go on vacation

>> No.22742198

>>22739817
>>22739798
Monster inside outside meme

>> No.22742207
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1 week after your waifu finds you fap to muscle girl porn.

>> No.22742212

>>22740229
Damnit Umami. As your future chef I order you to broil this city!

>> No.22742219

>>22742207
I hope she finds her tail soon.

>> No.22742231

>Turn into a random monstergirl here. 10 Gold.
Do you think any women would actually go into a tent with a suspicious sign like that out front? Would you wait outside to see what comes out?

>> No.22742234

>>22740441
As a guy who makes overly long posts discussing bullshit that isn't just waifuposting, I object to that. I don't post boys.

>> No.22742236

>>22742234
>6.5 hours later

>> No.22742249

>>22742234
are the the dark elf guy?

>> No.22742257

>>22742167
To shatter is to only rebuild stronger!

>> No.22742260

>>22742143
why do you have to be such a faggot here. What is the fucking point in coming here and bitching and moaning about how we are the worst people ever if not to troll.

>> No.22742269

>>22742249
Maybe

>> No.22742274

>>22742236
I tend to go through the thread to catch up, I only skip to the bottom if I see it's like, x number of hours of loli posting

>> No.22742275

>>22742269
the guy that talked about a fictional mge lite underdark with arachne, dark elves, and hybrids?

>> No.22742278

>>22742275
Yeah?

>> No.22742285

>>22742278
I liked your long posts. If your the one guy who wasn't being to anal about the whole slave question.

>> No.22742291

>>22742046
>New Holstaur art
Fuck yes.

>> No.22742305

>>22742046
dont worry about it hatch. Its not that good.

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>>22742291
If you like plump Christmas Cake holstaurs thirsting after farm boys, you'll like this story.

It's considerably trashier than the last one.

Don't worry though, next story will go right back to being wholesome.

>> No.22742351

>>22742320
I very much like plump christmas cake Holstaurs. Depending on what you mean by trashy maybe, I prefer vanilla wholesome but I wont say no to more Holstaur content.

>> No.22742358
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22742358

Hey anon, you wanna hear some conspiracy theories?

Captain anhero'd.
Alp and Maritan are the same person.
Chris-chan is browsing this thread!

>> No.22742363

>>22742358
And KDF is Quicksilver, get real man.

>> No.22742366

>>22742285
I appreciated his insights into the whole economic situation of things, and trying to make it make sense is fun to me. I do think all male slaves are just tongue in cheek, potentially non-consenting husbands-to-be though, not too much need to get into the real nitty gritty of how a slave society actually works. For instance in many real world examples the slaves outnumber the citizens. In this instance the MGs outnumber the slaves. If this is viable I dunno, but I'm only interested in realism insofar as it helps the setting. If it means I have to start scrapping ideas I'm really keen on I'd rather just not make a big deal out of it and ignore the question. A creative liberty.

>> No.22742369

>>22742320
I can't wait hatch. "Trashy" christmas cake holstaurs preying on young boys is extremely hot.

>> No.22742387

>>22742366
Yeah I just felt it bogged down discussion. Like I do get her was trying to be realistic with it, but from what you had said earlier it just seemed like I disconnect existed between the two ideas.

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>>22740802
and that's how it should be

>> No.22742419

>>22742387
I just want dumb elves that are mistress on the streets, waifu in the sheets. And a society of dumb elves that will take all your public advances on your wife as being "Obediently trained."

Imagine watching one fight her hardest not to blush and squirm as she's congratulated on being able to train her husband to hold her hand and fondle her ears and cuddle in public.

>> No.22742423

>>22742411
I can't tell if I like spider butt or back leg spider girls more. I want to be cocooned and pumped full of lewd venom by both.

>> No.22742425

>>22742358
What about Mouse-fag? Is he in Langley or in Guantanamo?

>> No.22742431

>>22742419
I'm not going to lie, part of me really wants to end up the collective husband of an entire elven village.

>> No.22742432

>>22742425
Loli isn't a federal crime in the US anon.

>> No.22742444

>>22742419
I understand your need for I share it. Although I think taking it even further to fondling and molesting her in public is viewed as well trained.

>> No.22742470

>>22742431
I can only get behind harems if I get simultaneously claimed by every member of said harem at the same time as soon as I meet them. It even goes as far as being captured and taken back to any given village and I'm concerned I'd grow closer to one of the captors and the idea of a harem becomes distasteful again. It's a very limiting kinda autism. Lends itself greatly to being lost in the woods and getting ganghusbanded by a pack of wolfus tho.

>>22742444
I'm sure it goes as far as pushing her down on the streets and mating pressing her then and there, but I'm a private kinda guy. I could get behind outdoor sex, like co-opting a small room at some other dark elve's ball or gathering, but it's got nothing to do with the idea of other people or getting caught and it's more about just wanting to take the wife, or vise versa preferably and paying no heed to the situation.

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>>22742423
I'm more of a spider butt guy desu.

>> No.22742503

>>22742470
Oh I didnt mean that far. More like tastefully rubbing her nips or pussy through her clothing. Seeing her flushed face as she tries to keep composed confront of the other dark elves. I do agree with your other point on taking her in semi private rooms and damning the consequences.

>>22742483
That's a fair preference. I just like both so much that I can't choose.

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Hey fags, I just found about an anime named Seton Gakuen, it just aired with 1 episide, and I think you will love him. Basically a human guy joins a school filled with monster girls (sadly there are boys too, but luckily no monster boys only half animals and the guy is the only human male). He meets a fiesty and aggressive wolf girl and wins her over by giving her food and now wants to mate him. She is great, very protective of him and scares away other girls from him. The protag has shit states and prefers the human girl and there are a lot of times I want to punch his face, but nothing can be perfect I guess. I highly recommend it.

>> No.22742525

When are we going to get a Hawaiian style monster girl? A tiki girl might be nice. I finally watched Magnum PI for the first time. Pretty good.

>> No.22742532

>>22742515
Might check it out later. Thanks for the recommendations anon.

>> No.22742537

>>22742515
>filled with monstergirls
They're all animals, just with two degrees of anthropomorphism between male and female.

>> No.22742540

>>22742515
Is this from that manga where the zebra girl acts uppity until she discovers she’s related to mules instead of horses and the mule boys are Yugioh players?

>> No.22742547

>>22742483
Spider butt descending on you from above is the only spider that can properly convey a sublime sense of awe and grandeur. The Silhouette of a spider girl without a spider butt is insignificant.

>Ywn lie with your spider wife on a silk bedding of her making, on a springy mattress of webbing, having her snuggle you into her chest while she threads her pedipalp thighs through your legs and utterly ensnares you in her spider legs.

I just hope their torsos are flexible enough to mating press them to their own abdomen Though that picture is incredibly weird the skirt makes it look like she's not even attached to the rest of her. It's just a girl with six eyes and a spider getting a facefull of ass.

>> No.22742558

>>22742515
Oh right. The “lickylicky wolf girl” It’s shit.

>> No.22742561

>>22742540
Yes

>> No.22742565

>>22742540
Yes

>> No.22742578

>>22742565
>>22742561
Cool. More than anything, that reminds me I should get back into yugioh

>> No.22742589

>>22742547
>Mating press and arachne.
I like to think it's possible at least.

>> No.22742620

>>22742537
They are MGs for all intents and purposes all the girls look like the wolf girl shown; while males look like animals, kinda like monster musume.

>> No.22742626

>>22742589
In order for it to really work, it might require her thorax being able to have some movement too. And a supple spine though I'm sure that's no issue for a monster. Maybe the thorax has extra joints to allow the "head" of the arachne to have more mobility around the hips.

I just looked up "arachne monstergirl" for images to better try and conceptualise what I'm talking about, it KC's arachne came up. It's a little jarring actually, who would have thought KC would drop the ball on arachne so hard where crab nailed it?

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>>22742547
>Though that picture is incredibly weird
Yeah, most of Rachnee pics are at least somewhat weird anantomy-wise, sorry about that.

>> No.22742640

>>22742632
I swear they draw the girl bit, tack on the spider and ignore any inconsistencies that arise.

>> No.22742651

Flatties are to be pitied and bullied.

>> No.22742655

>>22742320
As long as it doesn't have monsterboys this time

>> No.22742681

>>22742626
Yeah a few more joints and a flexible spine. Both are probably easy to add when dealing with monster girls.
Agree on KCs arachnes. At least before the soldier Beatle. I think he tried to make them more drider like and then made a move to move into crabs style.

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>>22742640
I'm fairly sure that's what happens most of the time. Which saddens me to no end, but beggars can't be choosers.

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Commission hot off the presses. This time it is from the wonderful thread sensation: AltairLeVega!
The outfit is simply the dark brave outfit.

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>>22742692
Should have kept the derp face on the slime.

>> No.22742720

>>22742515
>puffy wolf vulva

>> No.22742722

>>22742681
>made a move to move into crabs style.
Sideways?

>> No.22742727
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22742727

>>22742707
I am sorry to disappoint anon! Please no h8.

>> No.22742728

>>22742681
It doesn't even have to be joints really, I can't imagine a spider girl has too much important shit in their thorax. In a literal spider it's a cethalothorax, a join of the thorax and head with all the organs and shit inside of it.

Most the organs could fit inside the girl portion of the arachne, Maybe the thorax could just be made out of an incredibly supple and flexible chitin that's fine with being bent and whatever small organs are inside the thorax aren't bothered too much by being compressed a bit. If it's really that great an issue, some small segments to allow a greater degree of motion bight be better

As to KC's art the soldier beelte is a vast improvement. Though personally not for me, I like my girls a little less built like a fucking tank. That's literally her whole point though so I can't complain.

Small nod to the great genki but horrendously underrated ant girls and the deservingly ignored ant arachne

>> No.22742734

>>22742692
Who?

>> No.22742735

>>22742722
That's my retard speaking. I meant he moved into doing arachne like how crab does them.

>> No.22742741

>>22742692
The slime should get a sword.

>> No.22742746

>>22742734
Vega. The guy who did the hellcorebapho. He has done a few requests for the thread.

>>22742741
They would be to powerful with them!

>> No.22742767 [SPOILER] 
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22742767

How would you feel if your automaton shot out an error message saying she's going to forcefully install "updates" next restart without your consent? You know like W10.

Would you be okay with this mandatory update?

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22742782

>>22742735
I know, I was just making a joke.
>>22742547
>Ywn lie with your spider wife on a silk bedding of her making, on a springy mattress of webbing, having her snuggle you into her chest while she threads her pedipalp thighs through your legs and utterly ensnares you in her spider legs.
imagine doing all that, but also on your first night after wedding

>> No.22742791

>No MG atlantis full of all kinds of succubi and demon philosophers and their automaton servants, lazing around all day because they have advanced technology and magic and are totally self sustained with barely any input
>Spend all day on their dick throning husbands while playing chess or arguing philosophy animatedly
>Some MG's out there oil wrestling naked as they believe that a healthy and supreme body is the path to the surpeme mind
I wonder if they're still as casually gay as IRL greeks. Only, flipped.
>Taking lessons from your gf's senpai where all her weak spots are, only in return you have to rail them both

>> No.22742794
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22742794

>>22742707
¡Arribe!

>> No.22742810

>>22742257
>breaks her son's pelvis
>he has to stay home from school
>she gets to spend more time showering him with motherly affection
It was her plan all along. Even momsters can be crafty.

>> No.22742812

>>22742794
Ay papi!

>> No.22742820

>>22742810
>Wake up every morning to a momster blowjob and lovingly crafted breakfast and a lunch box
>Come home every night to dinner and a warm bath and a horny momster
Leaving monstergirls aside for a moment all you have to do is advance AI and you'll instantly solve every depressed and discontent single man's problems world wide. I could do just about any job for any length of time if guaranteed this.

>> No.22742822

>>22742782
I can't imagine doing anything else.

>>22742820
Would your momster still treat you like her child or does she treat you like a man?

>> No.22742835

>>22742822
I imagine she's so in tune with your unspoken wants and needs she's able to tell when you want to be treated like her kid or her man

>> No.22742842

Can I just have my brain scooped out and put in an automaton shell while my corpse gets skeleton alped?

>> No.22742845

>>22742320
>dumb horny cow misbehaving and agitating the farmer like that
This is how they end up in the slaughterhouse ahead of time in our lands.

>> No.22742871

>>22742842
>Local human boy so gay he wanted to turn into a girl twice

>> No.22742873

Tigers

>> No.22742877

>>22742871
At that point, would I be ded enough for a ghost for a triple?

>> No.22742881

>>22742877
No, your spirit's in the automaton you can only turn your body into a diff MG. You might be able to split your body into parts though.

Skeleton, flesh golem on some kind of magic metal frame. Blood slime. And your new body. That's four times the faggot of a normal alp.

>> No.22742886

>>22742881
Fantastic.

>> No.22742887

>>22742835
A true monster would know all her sonnus needs.

>> No.22742891

>>22742886
Just be aware I'm mildly afraid of you anon

>> No.22742897

>>22742881
>That's four times the faggot of a normal alp.
The one and only... Megafaggot!

>> No.22742907

>>22742881
>>22742891
If I just let the brain die and then reanimated in an automaton shell, then I'd be able to have a ghost self too?

>> No.22742919

>>22742907
I don't think so, it's not like the brain actually matters here I don't think. If the soul exists the brain clearly isn't the seat of existence anymore, just a piece of hardware. More importantly there doesn't seem to be a brain monster you can really turn it into. Golems exist. Golems made from flesh aren't stretching it. Skeletons obviously exist. Slimes from many different substances exist, I don't see what a slime made out of blood shouldn't exist. Automatons, obivously exist. But I can't really see what you'd do with your brain because it's your spirit inhabiting the automaton not your brain, the automaton already has a brain and doesn't need yours. I doubt you could transplant yours in because it's organic and human.

>> No.22742993

What would montergirls think of this hypothetical quadfaggot?

>> No.22743008
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22743008

How do I keep ratas away from my home? They keep trying to snap a picture of my masturbating or naked and then blackmail me with them

>> No.22743030

>>22743008
get a spider

>> No.22743040

>>22743008
Keep them locked in the basement until they become skeletons.

>> No.22743061

>>22742993
The universe must always be in balance. Learning of the existence of a quadfaggot would spur all the single girls to find the theorised quadchad who is four times as straight as the next man.

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>>22742515
I can't wait until the Chimpanzee.

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>>22743150
Cheater!

>> No.22743168
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22743168

I want the summer to come already
Snowless cold is pointless

>> No.22743191

>>22743168
Imagine all those poor Wendis and Yeti wanting to make snowmen and getting disappointed every single day. Snowless cold is a crime.

>> No.22743226

>>22743168
I want to see salamanders to that basking in the sun real salamanders do that makes them look like melted lizards

>> No.22743243

>>22741695
>tfw no demon officer momster

>> No.22743248

You know a kiki is into you when she accidentally calls you master

>> No.22743256

>>22743248
>kiki classmate starts calling you master

>> No.22743261

>>22743256
Oh no!

>> No.22743284

>>22743248
Kikis are to be feared

>> No.22743292
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22743292

>an ancient evil awakens
>it's searching for a husband

>> No.22743294

Whats scary concept?
So far I've got the idea of a 9 tailed kitsune fucking with a dude with illusions, and then when shes revealed she only shows one or two tails to present herself as weaker as she is, and towing with him with stronger illusions.

>> No.22743297
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22743297

I wanna marry Bapho-chan
I want her to call me her daddy

>> No.22743299

>>22743256
>kiki teacher starts calling you master

>> No.22743300

>>22743292
Can I hide?

>> No.22743312

>>22743297
Bapho-sama is okay but the only Baphomet I really like is Ropurotto but even then I love the concept of her Sabbath more than wanting to actually be with a Baphomet.

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22743316

>>22743284
no, you shouldn't fear kikis
in fact, you should trust kikis
it's for your own good

>> No.22743323

>>22743300
>stronger than you
>faster than you
>smarter than you
>knows the smell of your blood
Your efforts and energy should probably go to surviving. Cheer up at least it's not a succubus trying to dryfish you

>> No.22743325

>>22743294
There different ways of scary though
Like the "Oh shit!" Scary when a wurm is doing the juggernaut thing.
Or the creeping terror of being slowly let to the layer of a mindflayer who has already been in your head but has altered much, but knows just how to fuck with you.
Or the something as simple as being the only man in a group and having the women monsterise and all of them set their sights on you
Or werewolves, appreciate the classics and all that.

>> No.22743334

>>22743325
What about the fear when some sort of mega monster enters the area

>> No.22743344

>>22741933
Doesn't look like she's making many rules.
>>22741993
KC has said no to a lot of things. "The polite japanese no" is a fucking meme.

>> No.22743345

>>22743323
Ha! She underestimates how lonely but guarded I am. "I just happen to be the man she's looking for" Suure.

>> No.22743349

Reminder, if a Hellhound fucks you, be sure to keep thrusting harder than her. It turns into a game of who can outfuck the other.

>> No.22743350

>>22743344
>KC has said no to a lot of things. "The polite japanese no" is a fucking meme.
>Futa
"Well it won't appear in my official settings, but I'm sure there's a wonderland potion for that and you can totally do that for your setting."

>> No.22743351

Which bapho do you think acts the most human, as in they think about things other than pleasuring a man or finding a husband?

Besides Runya, the hopeless and depressed goat that shat she is.

>> No.22743353

>>22743325
>werewolves, appreciate the classics and all that.
Werewolves are not scary

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22743357

>>22743345
Assumptions were made indeed. We fantasize, that's kinda what we come here to do, cmon work with me here

>> No.22743361

>>22743357
Nope. Not happening. She's getting the cold shoulder until I do something especially foolish and she has to risk her life to save men, then I'm going to wake up and realise what a fool I was and how good I had it until I nearly lost it all, and not a moment sooner!

>> No.22743376

>>22743353
Any monster can be used to be for horror
Werewolves can do the classic "pack hunt" thing to chase a guy down
Or you can go with the "woman gets bitten and turns" thing

>> No.22743379
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22743379

MGE allows anything you want it to. It's a make-your-own, fapfiction, fantasy setting. It's designed to please just about everyone The only things that are not allowed are NTR and anything that involves suffering as these are the only things that KC has said explicitly go against the setting. Whatever else fetish you can dream up, it's allowed. KC has written about bestiality for the setting, included loli supremacy cults, retweeted vore fanart, and much much more. MGE is not a puritan, vanilla setting. It never has been. It never will be. This thread just more or less asks that you keep the more unsavory things to the monster girl threads on /d/.

Let's hope this clears up any confusion and misunderstandings.

>> No.22743384

>>22743379
It wont
This conversation happens one a month at minimum

>> No.22743385

>>22743350
One of the two times it's actually the case, the other was with pure yuri.
But apparently KC letting someone down gently twice means every time he says something people don't like is possible it must be the japanese no. The very thing I was discussing with the other guy was actually written in a book, not his q&a.

>> No.22743393

>>22743379
>Let's hope this clears up any confusion and misunderstandings.
No. The entire point of these discussions is to pretend to be as retarded as possible to get replies.

>> No.22743401

>>22743379
If they simply read the entries or the official manga like the Cheshire Cat one everyone would see eye to eye, no point squabbling over it though in the end

>> No.22743406

>>22743379
>monster girl threads on /d/
There are no monster girl threads on /d/ sadly. Just a namefag who endlessly spams SFW content on a porn board to the point he has half the posts in any other thread. Everyone who actually wanted to talk left for somewhere else months ago.

>> No.22743415

>>22743401
There’s an official manga now?

>> No.22743417

>>22743385
I think it's because there's no need to have a personal bias against either futa or yuri. But you just take a moment to distill the essence of the setting down and you see there's. No place for it. Monsters are all about love between man and woman and they're all that way because it produces the one thing they can't live without, SE. Yuri can't give it. Futas can't give it. It's a question of if futas can even exist, it's made quite clear only men produce SE. You dump SE into a MG to make babby. Does sperm still exist in this setting? Does it still impregnate women? Or is it all just a lump of SE gestating?

I think either way, yuri might be a passing interest but not a hard stop, but there's no reason for MG's to have ever been or to ever develop methods to be hermaphroditic.

But as I said earlier it's not like the guy has a bias against it. I couldn't imagine what dude would be cool with bestiality but not futa. Degeneracy is a sea and all fetishes are rivers and streams. Some are shallow, some are thin but you follow them deep and wide enough and you end up where they all meet.

>> No.22743422

It’s hip to fuck trees.

>> No.22743423

>>22743415
KC made a canon Wonderland Doujin once. That's what he's talking about.

>> No.22743425

>>22743415
It's h-manga set in the proper universe and actually drawn by KC so it's as official as can reasonably be

>> No.22743430

>>22743406
Spamming is against the rules. It results in a 3 day ban. Report him

>> No.22743433

>>22743425
It's self published so it's still a doujin.

>> No.22743436

>>22743430
I don't think it's spam technically. He's on /d/ posting /d/. It's not against the rules to be the only person who cares enough to post in the thread.

>> No.22743439

>>22743425
Ah, got a link to it?

>> No.22743444

>>22743436
Excessive posting is flooding. A violation of rule 10

>> No.22743447

>>22743439
>https://exhentai.org/g/899965/1d4b6b281d/
Everything is also in the mega link in the OP.

>> No.22743451

>>22743439
Any doujin site will have it, I just went nhentai and looked up 'cheshire eng' there's only one result

>> No.22743457

>>22743294
Scary concept is this one kiki idea
She sort of had a combo of a harem mindset and demon-style corruption, where she trains women to have a kikimora's mindset as they turn into one
All in the name of service to her master

The other one was like that series with the slime, but more the girls becoming unique slime girls and less snuff/assimlation/vore?

>> No.22743459

>>22743444
You can't flood your own thread though, with appropriate content no less. The guy isn't banned its obvious the rules don't apply here.

>> No.22743533

>>22743292
ancient evils are good girls

>> No.22743593

>>22742767
>like W10
Can I install open source software on her?

>> No.22743611

>>22742767
what kind of features are in the update?

>> No.22743654

>>22742767
The next door neighbour isn't that kind of "bug" she's just a nice friendly lady and we really don't need to install turrets on our roof.

>> No.22743674

>>22743191
>A Winterstown Christmas Without Snow
Someone is going to need to fuck the Snow Miser Ice Queen and Heat Miser Lava Golem until they stop doing musical numbers, or else those poor, crying Wendi/Yuki/Yeti kids won't have snow this Christmas

>> No.22743678

>>22743294
>Whats scary concept?
Chased and eaten alive by a sandworm. Not literally eaten alive, but you know how sandworm prey on their future husbands. Just imagine how terrifying it is to feel the earth beneath you rumble like a 9.0 magnitude earthquake, getting flung up into the air a good hundred feet, and then gobbled up by a colossal beast. Sure, it turns to just be a cute, horny girl that wants your dick and wants to pamper you, but the chase and the moments leading up to your meeting would be terrifying as hell, and I say this as someone who adores sandworms and wants to marry and spend my entire life inside one. Sandworms are the cutest, sexiest, most intimate girls out there, but they're still terrors. Cute, sexy terrors.

>> No.22743831

I wanna romance the grumpy CC troll who's always complaining about people walking over her bridge.

>> No.22743927

>>22743831
I wanna make out with my wife on the grumpy CC troll's bridge!

>> No.22743954
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22743954

Gonna deflower so many of my monster daughterus that my great great great great great great granddaughteru is also just my daughteru. I feel like this should be a competition between daughteru dickers. How many times down the line can you keep going?

Pic related because dark elves love incest

>> No.22743963

>>22743954
One of the oddities of long life, I suppose. But when Elves also live forever, aren't you going to end up with a massive harem?

>> No.22743986

>>22743963
I don't see an issue with that. Though, I'd probably stop at about 7-12 honestly

>> No.22744000

>>22743927
I want a MAX MEAT troll wife

>> No.22744011

>>22743954
>I feel like this should be a competition between daughteru dickers
Bweteen all one of you, yea

>> No.22744122

>>22742432
He was from Canada, anon.

>> No.22744141

>>22744122
kek get v&

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22744229

Oh no!

>> No.22744240

>>22744229
Eugh, cheese. Cheese is disgusting.

>> No.22744269

>>22744122
Stop spreading this bullshit, he was in america

>> No.22744279

>>22744122
Then why would he be in an american prison?

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>>22742655
>As long as it doesn't have monsterboys this time
Did I imply that there were monster boys in "Tama the Tyrant"? I didn't mean to.

In the universe the story is set in only female monsters exist. Because they're regarded with some suspicion, because they can only reproduce with human men, and because their fertility rates are so low, there aren't that many of them overall, even after a generation.

Tl;dr monster boys don't exist in the Outisverse. Sorry if I unintentionally implied that they did.

>> No.22744365

>>22744279
why not?

>> No.22744373

>>22744356
Stop posting dudes ya faggot

>> No.22744381

>>22744373
>implying the dudes aren't just self-inserts anyway

>> No.22744401
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crazy sex foxes taking men! please submit!

>> No.22744435

>>22744401
No.

>> No.22744447
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22744447

>>22744401
I'd happily submit for a hag fox that needs some loving.

>> No.22744526
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22744526

Spider Mom!
Spider Mom!
The perfect lover she's a spider dom!
Wraps you up, inside her arms!
Makes you cum with her spider charms!
Look out! Here cums your spider mom.

She's got fangs!
A lover's bite!
She'll make you go all through the night.
Make her scream, with her spinnerets!
If you ram 'em hard, she'll get tourettes!
Hey theeeere, calm down Spider Mom!

You're her biiiiiitch tonight, cus she's got you in a bind.
She'll griiiiiip you tight, and from pleasure you'll go blind!

Spider Mom!
Spider Mom!
Your one and only spider mom.
Life long mate? That's assured.
She'll make sure you're never bored.
To heeeer clothes are made to taaaake off, she only lives for the saaaake of, being your Spider Moooooom!

>> No.22744533

>>22744401
Okay, but only because they asked nicely.

>> No.22744540

>>22742692
Absolutely wonderful. Altair does nice stuff.

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>>22744401
>>22744447
There's no fucking way I could resist Ran

>> No.22744591
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22744591

>>22744526
You're such a nerd.

>> No.22744604

>>22744526
>her son just stares at her while being raped by his spider mom
>”Do you always need to sing that when we have sex?”

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>>22742425
Well you didn't hear this from me buuuuuuuuuut

According to this hacker guy named fur-chan or some shit, he's not in jail. He's actually still talking to a few anons here. Apparently somebody was sending him death threats and emailed him his own address. Spooky shit. Remember anon, I said nothing.

>> No.22744624

>>22744558
>There’s no way I could resist someone who genuinely tells me that they love me.

>> No.22744633

>>22744613
>spoiler
Jesus who could hate mouse anon? He was cool and contributed to the thread a lot. I hope he’s okay.

>> No.22744642

>>22744401
>is in full rape mode
>still asks politely to give you the idea that you’re free to choose
This is why pent up, sex starved, always bridesmaids, CC Kikimoras are best for this.

>> No.22744655

>>22744633
People are assholes. They probably did it just because they thought it was funny.

>> No.22744659

>>22744447
She'll trap you in her dress/clothes!

>> No.22744662

>>22744659
Good.

>> No.22744674

>>22744613
So he and his family are in witness protection then?
Good to know he and his wife/daughters are still shagging in secret somewhere

>> No.22744684

>>22744674
>the TFT yakuza put out a hit on him after he's ousted from the discord mafia for not having a lilim oc.

>> No.22744696

>>22744613
What the actual fuck. It's a shame but if that's true I'm just glad he's still talking to some people, I hope he resurfaces eventually.
>>22744633
>someone from here being a dick
>someone from /monster/ going nuclear over the daughteru thing even though he doesn't post there
>a twitter rando pissed off about the loli
Pick one

>> No.22744713

>>22744696
/Monster/ is still alive? I thought they went down with titty chan.

>> No.22744716

>>22744591
>this pic
she shouldn't eat junk food

>> No.22744723

>>22744713
They have a bunker that most people moved to.

>> No.22744731

>>22744716
But anon, spiders are ravenous!

>> No.22744733

>>22744723
So they went to reddit?

>> No.22744790

>>22744662
It's very hot in there. Also you might get addicted to her scent

>> No.22744837

>https://i.imgur.com/1OnaCQq.jpg
have sex with fairies

>> No.22744850

>>22744837
Fuck off with that shit.

>> No.22744868

>>22744731
that's not a reason to laze about in a hammock eating chips or whatever
she should at least eat something healthy

>> No.22744936

>>22743379
Well I want to be NTR'd into oblivion, how about that?

>> No.22744955

>>22744936
Commission it you coward

>> No.22744973
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22744973

>>22743297
I want a baphomet who conducts gladiator style matches to find worthy onii-chans for herself and her sabbath members.

>> No.22744982

>>22744696
Did he have a public online handle? If not the only way I can think he could be threatened with a dox is if someone he knew personally threatened him or through a hacked account. I’m not sure how the commission process goes but does paypal give the recipient the customer’s name? If so it could be an artist or someone in contact with an artist who for some strange reason wanted it to stop. Maybe an artist who suddenly turned anti-loli?

>> No.22744994

>>22744982
>>22744696
It’s probably best to drop it in any case. Too much attention to it could lead to trouble.

>> No.22745004

>>22744982
He had a twitter and a few other accounts. If someone's autistic enough it's possible to track people between sites like the time someone from here found KDF on fur affinity under a different name. If someone's not careful enough one of their names could be linked to one from their past they were less jumpy about their personal info or dropped their email on.
For the address thing there's also clicking on suspicious links on discord or link shorterners that can grab IPs of those who click on them. It's probably a good time to remind anons to look after themselves online.

>> No.22745048

>>22744955
This. All the NTRfags are cowards that never put their desire into art

>> No.22745069

>>22745004
This. Considering I've helped tracked down a few people on /b/ in the past purely out of boredom, it really not that hard to find someone in this day and age. Just look at CWC, but he's an extreme example. If a group of autists can capture a flag based on the positions of planes it shouldn't be that hard. Weaponized autism is scarily real anons.

>> No.22745074

>>22745048
I guess you can say they're getting cucked out of their fetish pictures because they aren't alpha enough

>> No.22745078
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>>22742515
Saw the 1st episode, very wholesome. But I prefer the older sister. This is exactly how I imagine is to be married to a Hellhound.

>> No.22745118

>>22745078
>But I prefer the older sister.
Ah a man of culture I see.

>> No.22745125

>>22745078
Patrician taste

>> No.22745172

>>22745078
How tall do you like your Onee-sans?

>> No.22745173
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22745173

>2AM
>Full blood moon
>Playing vidya
>Hear some moaning and huffing outside your house
>Peak outside to see what's going on
>See nothing
>Dismiss it and go to bed
>Just as you start to doze off you hear something breathing over you
>Wake up to see the faces of numerous ghouls practically drooling over you
>Spend the better part of the night with the mouths of seven ghouls caressing your entire body, especially your balls, dick, and mouth

>> No.22745180

>>22745173
That will teach anon for not locking his damn door during blood moons.

>> No.22745187

>>22745180
>Implying that anon didn't leave it unlocked on purpose
>That anon is me

>> No.22745189
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22745189

what happens when that one monster has had enough of being called a dork?

>> No.22745196

>>22745187
Well then i hope your happy with your ghoul harem. Your going to be doing nothing but breeding their mouth, ass, and actual pussy.

>> No.22745197

>>22745172
Enough to carry me around.

>> No.22745201

>>22745173
This is why you lock your doors and windows when you live next door to a cemetery.

>> No.22745208

>>22745078
Do Hellhounds lick their husbands though?

>> No.22745229
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22745229

>>22745196
Ghouls naturally only use their mouths for sex. They don't really know they can use their pussy. I wanna exploit that. I wanna see how long I can go with just fucking their mouths and nothing else before one of them gets the bright idea of using their pussy or ass, and the rest of them catch on.

>> No.22745245

>>22745229
Once they use them though they are going to faint from the pleasure!

>> No.22745251

>>22745245
I'll be sure to give them the biggest, most fulfilling creampie when that happens

>> No.22745256

I want a yandere harem!

>> No.22745288

>>22745251
Good to see a proper harem leader. God speed on your ghoul multiplication project anon.

>> No.22745315
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>>22745256
>Yandere p'orc harem
>Serves boss hand and foot so that he doesn't have to work
>Take over an old mansion
>P'orcify it into a stronghold
>Add modern accommodations to keep boss happy
>Crude palisade surrounds the compound with a couple guard towers
>Almost entirely self-sufficient
>No one is allowed inside the mansion without prior appointment and approval from the p'orcer harem
>Intruders are dealt with in harsh ways that push the boundaries of the MGE setting
>Refuses to let boss go anywhere without at least 3 p'orcer chaperones
>Should boss eye up one non-harem girl too long while out, he's "treated" to a week in the sex dungeon below the mansion

>> No.22745332

>>22745256
Yandere Queen Slime!

>> No.22745334

>>22745315
I rather be treated in the dungeon until all of my wardens are pregnant.

>> No.22745339
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22745339

>>22745256
I'd rather have one yandere shog.

>> No.22745353

>>22745332
>>22745339
>Yandere queen shog

>> No.22745369

>>22745353
we're reaching yandere levels that shouldn't even be scientifically possible

>> No.22745371

>>22745339
I like to imagine my Night Gaunt wife takes the
>but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
part to the extreme that is is completely yandere that she would put a Shirohebi or Wisp to shame.

>> No.22745388

>>22745315
Those pigs know how to make their chief happy with that type of lifestyle

>> No.22745433

>>22737163
Mamono mana turns ugly people into not ugly people, simple as.

>> No.22745434

>>22745353
Does the shog get a little jealous of "each other" when you're with one body/item more than the rest, or does the one you're with at the moment just interact normally while the rest of the maids/house stare silently at you with heart pupils?

>> No.22745443

>>22745433
No it doesn't. The whole point is that unless men are literally too fat or old to fuck you don't change other than getting a bigger penis.

>> No.22745468

>>22745256
How would that even work?

>> No.22745469

>>22745434
>stare silently at you with heart pupils
don't shogs do that all the time anyway?

>> No.22745471

>>22745256
Yandere Yeti twins, one short hair and one long hair

>> No.22745492

>>22745339
Yandere Shogs are the best. I want her to restrain me to the bed and ride my silly if i smile at the manticore neighbor.

>>22745371
That sounds pretty nice lolihauntfag. How often would you spend in human form normally?

>> No.22745498

>>22745492
Probably only on the rare occasion we wanted or needed to interact with others or if we felt like something different.

>> No.22745528

>>22745469
Sometimes normal shogs have a bit of professional restraint and only stare so deeply at you with every single one of their eyes at once when they think you aren't looking. Yandere shogs can't help themselves.

>> No.22745624
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22745624

Would you eat a burger made from holstaur meat?

I would.

>> No.22745642

I wish my Automaton had a Milf-ish Contralto voice option.

>> No.22745731

Do monster girls only give birth to other monster girls or can they have boys?

>> No.22745747

>>22745731
only monstergirls due to how the orld is structured, but the demonlord is trying to change that so they can birth human males as well.

>> No.22745767

She is not a muscled race like Jinkos or Minotaurs. Why then are muscles in Hellhounds so popular? There is a lot of art of them with abs and bulging muscles.

>> No.22745768

>>22745201
Maybe he is studying in an undead kingdom. Either way it is probably a good idea to lock the door yes

>> No.22745784
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22745784

>>22745189
What would MGE Youmu be? A normal human possessed by a cursed sword ghost?

>> No.22745788

>>22745624
I'd cry while doing so.

>> No.22745798

>>22745767
Muscles fit doms.

>> No.22745818

>>22745767
I want a plump, insecure heckpup who isn't sure if she should be dominating or not.

>> No.22745863

>>22745818
>is so cute everyone just immediately does everything she asks
>other hellhounds just stare in awe at her dom power

>> No.22745926

>>22744356
Holy shit die.

>> No.22745966
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22745966

But.... monstergirls dont bully their husbands, right? They are supposed to protect you from bullying, right?

>> No.22745982
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>>22745966
I want to be the squire of a strong dark elf warrior

>> No.22746009

>>22745966
uncensored?

>> No.22746015

>>22745966
>someone actually drew the spicy pussy™

>> No.22746016

>>22746009
http://imgbox.com/TrrtiNs9

>> No.22746026

>>22745926
This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.22746042

>>22745982
How long does it take her to suit up/disrobe?

>> No.22746093

>>22745966
Fuck I wish I could be that maid

>> No.22746094

>>22746042
Her suiting up and getting battle ready would take between 10 to 20 min if I do well.
>disrobe
Depends on how horny she is(after a good battle)

>> No.22746112

>>22745966
>somebody actually drew up my autistic idea.
Fucking nice.

>> No.22746121

>>22745982
I hope your ready to deal with an extremely horny and sweaty dark elf after her battles. She is going to make sure you service her well or else.

>> No.22746152

>>22740346
I mean look at this
>>22745966

>> No.22746159

>Walk into holst barn in a bright red shirt and pants
>Get the rape
>Take my give new holst wives with me home
>Enjoy life

>> No.22746164

>>22746121
Oh yes. She is a loving mistress in her own way. She might also sexually bully her kiki maid too

>> No.22746204

>>22736277
which story is that?

>> No.22746210
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22746210

Bad news. More of my stories in pastebin were getting nuked, and since I feared I'd get reportspammed to the point of my account being banned altogether, I had to purge it of any smut it had. Ochi is in the process of archiving it, and if anyone here commissioned me for any story that got either nuked or purged, please contact me to see where else I can host it since I still have the files on my hard drive.

As far as I'm aware this is due to a guy who found a commission I wrote that had topics he really didn't like, so he went through my pastebin to report all he could and have it taken down. Sorry if this led to any story people enjoyed being deleted as consequence.

>> No.22746214

>>22746210
Things get removed on pastebin?

>> No.22746218

>>22746214
all the time. One of my favorite kunoichi stories got nuked off of it.

>> No.22746225

Kind of embarrassed to even ask this but hey, then I remember what thread I am in
So, how does one handle with being jealousy against a fictional character, wanting to flay him alive? Namely the one that gets often shipped often with your waifu? It kind of ruins when searching for her artwork, at least for me, seeing all the shipping ones.
Do you just take a character and install it in your own fiction and headcanon or something else?
P.S. No, Im not drunk.

>> No.22746255

>>22745966
Friendly reminder that if it’s spicy on your tongue it’ll be spicy on your ween.

>> No.22746257

>>22746225
>Jealous of a drawing
That's a new one

>> No.22746270

>>22746225
>Do you just take a character and install it in your own fiction and headcanon or something else?
Pretty much that or an alt universe of the source material where the guy doesn't exist

>> No.22746277

>>22746210
Cute lim

>> No.22746294

>>22746210
Unfortunate to hear lost penis. I wish you well in finding another place to host your work. I would suggest FF or Ao3, but both websites make here seeth so probably not a useful suggestion.

>> No.22746298

>>22746210
What kind of autist would report writefag stories because they didn't like some of the stuff made instead of simply ignoring them?

>> No.22746316

>>22746210
What he said.
https://mega.nz/#F!jixHQSbJ!WB7ISehr8jENg4kQFCC1pQ
Here's the link. It's part of the OP's archive. I'll now start going through Anubis.moe.
If you want to have some other writer archived, just post a link to their pastebin on here.

>> No.22746346

>>22746298
>What kind of autist
Honestly? Probably someone from /monster/, even other posters there were telling him not to get so angry, if I didn't feel so bad for Losenis it'd be kinda funny.

>> No.22746385

>>22746204
That's the name of the story itself, it's on anubis.moe

>> No.22746423

>>22746257
Hey hey. judge not lest ye want to be judged. If there can be a guy who has a dinner with a Miia hug pillow, There can also be a guy who can get angry over fictional characters too.

>> No.22746436

>>22746385
thanks

>> No.22746500

Do you think big monster owned companies have "husband jobs"? Which are just jobs created so that monster girls can work with their husband to improve morale.

>> No.22746617
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>>22745966
Best harpies will bully as flirting, but will truly bully any fool who goes near their spouse.

>> No.22746643

>>22746500
I could see it. Like the monster HR is just husbands providing comfort for their wives in other departments. Although this can vary. Like being the CEOs husband means you will be eating her out during meetings or being her dick throne while she works in her office.

>> No.22746670
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22746670

non-conformist witches!

>> No.22746750
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22746750

succ

>> No.22746759

>>22746670
What the fuck even is this image? A harvin cosplaying as bayonetta beating k. Rool?

>> No.22746772

>>22746759
It's Ashley from the Warioware series, she's a witch, not the same kind as Bayonetta though

>> No.22746807

>>22746750
No. 1 Succ

>> No.22746824

>>22746750
Lilith is still better. Please KC do an actual drawing of her.

>> No.22746829
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22746829

>>22745189

>> No.22746833

>>22746772
Thanks for the explanation anon. She is the assist trophy that slows time and reverses controls right?

>> No.22746979

>>22746346
>Probably someone from /monster/,
isnt that place long gone?

>> No.22746980

>>22746643
>HR is just a bunch of guys hanging out and ever now and again one of them goes to "comfort" their wife
>You just started there
>You don't have a wife
>You can't figure out what's up with that until the CEO calls you to her office
>Oh no.jpg

>> No.22747079

>>22746225
Just headcanon everything. Also, who is the waifu?

>> No.22747094

>>22746257
no him but thats the reason I really dont like harem shows.

>> No.22747097

Imagine a Demon loli in white see-through lingerie, a nice preview of blue lower lips, purple areolae and purple anus.

>> No.22747108

>>22747097
I won’t feel bad for getting her pregnant

>> No.22747110

>>22747097
Sorry, too busy about thinking of getting a jinko some hot wings.

>> No.22747119

is captcha crapping out for everyone else?

>> No.22747132

>>22746980
I bet the Husband resources room has some sick amenities. To bad the CEOs husband will be spending most of his time with his incredibly horny and frustrated OL CEO wife. Or maybe not to bad. Who knows.
Also I would bully the heck outta the CEO for being a lonely virgin that needed to buy a husband.

>> No.22747135

>>22747119
>t. Automaton

>> No.22747167

>>22746833
Believe so yes

>> No.22747327

Which monsters would be addicted to anal?

>> No.22747339
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22747339

>>22747327

>> No.22747401

>>22747339
Gimme a huge, THICK troll!

>> No.22747411

>>22746980
>>22747132
>Husband Resources
>it’s just an entire floor with food, an espresso machine, video games, and separate bedrooms for couples and larger rooms for harems
>they also have a park on the roof for more ‘adventurous’ couples

>> No.22747419

>>22747327
Any MG from Russia.

>> No.22747432

>>22747411
Sounds pretty comfy. Wouldn't mind hanging out with other husbands as we wait for our waifus to want to fuck us senseless.

>> No.22747438

>>22747339
Which troll hole do I fuck?
Or do I down a doppelgänger potion and fuck them all at the same time?

>> No.22747441
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22747441

>Human boys just want a gal they can go to the bar and have a beer with!

>> No.22747453
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22747453

>>22747441
im a recovering alcoholic

>> No.22747455

>>22747441
That's too many joints

>> No.22747456

>>22747441
But I don’t drink

>> No.22747467

>>22747441
I'd rather drink at home, mine or hers.

>> No.22747476

>>22747441
I want a cute, alcoholic auntster to pop my cherry and have my first drink when I turn 18.
Then after a few drinks she’ll take my virginity in the back of her 87’ Trans-Am

>> No.22747486

>>22747441
I hate alcohol and crowds.

>> No.22747491

>>22747441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0

>> No.22747523

>>22747486
what dont you hate?

>> No.22747567
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22747567

>>22747327
Anubis, for sure.

>> No.22747580

>>22747523
Barometz are pretty cool

>> No.22747590

>>22747523
Big titties.

>> No.22747642

>>22747523
Troll buttholes

>> No.22747666

>>22747327
Lolis!

>> No.22747700
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22747700

>>22747666
This, but unironically.

>> No.22747727
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22747727

do you like living dolls?

>> No.22747739

I'll start doing daily updates for the archival process, since otherwise, it's fairly uneventful. Page 5/200. These writers have been archived
CaptainCanukimerican, Hmonck, Losenis, McWorker, MRHELPFULJCG!BKZALPM, SmutArchiveAnon, Smutomancer, Thousandpath, TotallynotBombay, Yananon.
That's all for today.

>> No.22747752
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22747752

Would you marry a sea bass anon?

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>> No.22747756

>>22747727
>When the teacher calls telling that your daughter brought a doll to her class but it was her mom that came with her

>> No.22747766

>>22747754
Who's the artist, anon?

>> No.22747769

>>22747754
That's horrific.

>> No.22747776

>>22747766
Honestly not sure, found it through a reupload.

>> No.22747788

>>22747642
>there are people who actually believe this

>> No.22747799

>>22747776
Since there doesn't seem to be a watermark. Do share where you got it from.

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22747804

>>22747327
>>22747666
>>22747700
They're absolutely asking for it.

>> No.22747806

>>22747727
I prefer the term "action figure"

>> No.22747809

>>22747766
looks like ecchipandaa
expect a lot of fat and vore stuff if you look them up though

>> No.22747811

>>22741215
Because it's more fun to punish bad monster girls for their evil deeds.

>>22741267
I imagine a Ice Queen older half-sister would be one heck of a snuggler.

>> No.22747829

I want to have anal sex with a plump monster girl.

>> No.22747832

>>22747809
I found it from google image search, anon is correct.

>>22747766
and another anon, is very lazy.

>> No.22747839

>>22747832
*I found it ON google image search

>> No.22747840

>>22747799
I found the artist actually and I wish I hadn't because >>22747809 is right. There's vore with that manticore too, goddamn it.

>> No.22747846
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22747846

Greasemonkey!

>> No.22747847

>>22747727
It's funny when something happens like a boy gets bullied for still not having a girlfriend and one of the bullies then gives him what he believes to be a ordinary adult human-sized doll, mockingly stating that the doll can be his girlfriend and later the boy shows up with a Living Doll onee-san girlfriend and thanks the shocked bully for her.

>> No.22747858

>>22747846
Kangaroo Wife

>> No.22747966
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22747966

>>22747846
>>22747858
WE FIGHT LIKE MONSTER WOMEN *gunfire*

>> No.22747969

>>22747806
you play with dolls lol, i bet you like it when a loli puts your cock in her dollie and watch it bounce on its own like it advertises, maybe your waifu can buy you dolls cuz yer a sissie who plays with them and cums in them and marries them and you become a dollslut lol

>> No.22747981
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22747981

>>22747969
>t. doll

>> No.22748009
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22748009

>>22747441
A bar where all the Wendis know your name

>> No.22748036
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22748036

>>22747727

>> No.22748037
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22748037

>ehehe... Anon onii-san is molding me into his shape

>> No.22748039

>>22747966
Ded!
>What the hell, you freakin' speed hacker!
OOOOOOH! KEEP CRYING BABIES!

>> No.22748047
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22748047

>>22747966
>FIGHT LIKE MONSTER WOMEN

>> No.22748097

>>22746824
Never gonna happen. She and DLH are vaguely described for a reason.

>> No.22748103

>>22748097
KC actually has plans to draw her eventually, one of his plans is a book about all the important figures and gods but he wants to develop the setting more first.

>> No.22748106

>>22747339
Rejected street fighter character.

>> No.22748115

>>22748103
so what is he going to do once he's completly milked it?

>> No.22748116

>>22748037
i don't like that type of line in my hentai

>> No.22748146

>>22748116
All the dialogues pretty bad, though I do have a certain fondness for a guy yelling "get pregnant" at the climax.

>> No.22748149

>>22745069
There's no hiding there is no secrecy there is no defence. There is only not being worth the time and effort.

>> No.22748154

>>22748115
That's so far in the future it's not really worth thinking about. He's got a game, enough mythological beasts and real animals to last several lifetimes, doujin ideas and lore books. The only reason he'd ever need to stop is if illness takes him as he's said he wants to draw monster girls till he drops.

>> No.22748180

>>22747108
She probably wouldn't feel bad about that either, but you should be the responsible adult there and not cum inside too many times.

>> No.22748183
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22748183

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!










Metal Gear is an automaton.

>> No.22748188

>>22748106
Gave me a chuckle

>> No.22748207

>>22748154
>KC is super ancient ojiisan
>So wrinkled his forehead has the consistency of a scrotum.
>unable to see as a result
>Draws based on instinct alone.
>his art becomes so masterful it leaps off the page.
>working as usual
>can feel it starting to struggle beneath his pen.
>having grown sentient it freaks out and runs off to a forsaken corner of the canvas.
>it's alive
>Kc realizes its time.
>draws a door.
>it opens
>they come.

>> No.22748232

>>22748037
Aw jeez.
>>22748146
Makes two of us, monster girls would love it too.

>> No.22748241

>>22748146
even if its rape?

>> No.22748248

>>22748183
>RULES OF NATURE

>> No.22748254

>>22748241
Not him but even better

>> No.22748268
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22748268

>>22748254

>> No.22748270
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22748270

Do I ride a centaur with or without spurs? And am I even supposed to kick her, or would a simple "giddy-up" be good enough?

>> No.22748280

>>22748270
thats rascist

>> No.22748288

>>22746750
She should have been blue

Why is there still only one blue girl in animated hentai?

>> No.22748294

>>22748270
She understands speech, you can just tell her when and how fast to go. Spurs only if she consents.

>> No.22748298

>>22748288
la blue girl?

>> No.22748304

>>22748298
No

悪女幹部

>> No.22748312

>>22748304
I jerked off to that when I went to las vegas.

>> No.22748313

>>22748288
The evil executive one that gets raped by the mc?

>> No.22748321

>>22748103
Thats good to hear. I hope it is soon.

>> No.22748337

>>22748270
Spurs are for the masochistic ones.

>> No.22748376
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22748376

Do p'orcs allow men into the arena, I wanna kick all their asses and amass a harem of p'orc and h'orc warlords

>> No.22748378
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22748378

I want to get fucked by a gazer. I want her to tease me and dominate me completely, watching it all from every angle with her countless eyes.

>> No.22748382

>>22745173
Imma retcon that several into three, sorry
>Wake up the next morning expecting your room to be a cum soaked wreckage
>Everything is neat and clean
>Though you do sorta feel covered in saliva
>You're looking up at the ceiling, lying on your back, with your head in between two giant pillows and a ghoul girl under you, with two more monopolising either of your sides.
>They're all naked so it's a little hard to really gauge their personalities, but the one to your right has messier hair, long and unkempt, and is currently in between drooling on and gnawing on your chest and giggling to herself in her sleep. She's quite fit looking
>The one to your left is smaller in stature but has neater cut and maintained hair. She comes off as significantly less slovenly as she's neatly woven herself into your side, limbs and entangled knot you doubt you could pry yourself from. She's got your arm bent up to your chest and is sucking your finger in her sleep as she nuzzles into your shoulder
>The other you can't tell her habits, partly because she's under and cradling you, partly because she's already awake. Though that alone hints at a kind of dilligence. You feel fingers stroking through your hair, and as you tilt your head back to look at her, those fingers slide under your chin, and you're given a morning kiss by the most gentle motherly looking woman you'd ever seen. Though the two mountainous things either side your head and the wide hips under you obviously hint of an equally motherly body.
>You get a better look at your new freeloaders after breakfast, which consists of a lovingly crafted breakfast of eggs and bacon and other vegetables by the smaller, neater looking one, and three (3) blowjobs.
>The first turns out to be as slovenly as her sleeping form suggested, immediately gravitating towards the beer in your fridge and your gaming console, draping herself over the lounge in nothing but an oversized shirt. She never misses an opportunity to flash you either
>The smaller neater looking one co-opts your computer for as long as it takes her to find the more interesting parts of being a maid, fantasised by lonely men. You're alerted soon that a purchase for a maid outfit was made from your account
>The older motherly looking one pulls a staff out of nowhere and co-opts your spare room, donning a loose see-through robe as she does so and turning the thing into a small pocket dimension library/office with a view. She turns out to appear so milfy because the other two are actually her daughters. You ask her about it but she only ufufufs and asks you if you remember having wet dreams as a kid

>> No.22748415

I'd let a Jubjub sit on my face

>> No.22748465

>>22747739
>who are all these people.jpg

>> No.22748472

>>22748465
Ha fucking newfag doesn't remember MRHELPFULJCG!BKZALPM lurk more haha fucking newfag

>> No.22748483
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22748483

>>22747846
yeah?

>> No.22748485

>>22748382
Sounds like a wonderful breakfast and morning. For all parties involved!
Also if your new momster ghoul is a mage then expect her to use the memory insense. She is definitely gonna want to re feel the impregnation with you.

>> No.22748487
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22748487

>>22748376
>Do p'orcs allow men into the arena

Anon, MGs probably have tons of male vs male arena events alone to fawn over men at so they would probably have FFA ones too.

Except for Amazons of course that'd be all female vs female combat. They'd probably have some kind of goofy version of wrestling with guys covered in oil for their own entertainment.

Amazons are the true perverts of MGE after all.

>> No.22748537

>>22748483
>[gunshot]

>> No.22748544

>>22748485
I just wanna spend a day getting passed between girls as they do their thing
>Have to play along with meido ghoul and give her the dicking when she bends over to clean, play in to all her elaborate roleplays like shoving her into the laundry to fuck her
>Lazy ghoul has a competitive thingy and asks to 69 you so she can focus better on the game with your dick in her mouth and her ass on your face, Or she'll snag you as you pass and pull you in for mid-day naps and snuggles
>Momster sage ghoul needs you to be hear seat as she studies and reads ancient scrolls and conducts small magical experiments. You'll occasionally catch her naked-apron cooking in the kitchen using her daugher's apron. You love all their bodies equally but there's something to be said for how her voluptuous form just overflows from all the straps and strings, side and back boob for days and an ass to make a troll swoon.
>They never did upgrade your bed to a bigger size, so you're still sleeping on momster ghoul's tits while her, and your, apparently, daughters sandwich you.
>Though the thing never breaks despite all the shaking so they must have done something.

>> No.22748549

>>22748376
>When Troll-san hears that the local P'Orcs have been bullying you, so she goes to teach them some manners.

>> No.22748592

>>22748544
Well it sounds like your going to enjoy just that. Congrats anon!

>> No.22748599
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22748599

>> No.22748645

>>22748537
*BULLET PING*
>Piss of piss! Hold still!
You. Are. Fat!
>Steady, steady!

>> No.22748649

>>22746979
No, it's on smuglo.li now. About the same as it ever was, really.

>> No.22748674
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22748674

Well? What are you waiting for anon, take your drink!

>> No.22748684

>>22748674
Would asking her to take a sip first help things or make them worse?

>> No.22748704

>>22748674
Yes but, where is my pizza

>> No.22748727

>>22748704
>ordering pizza instead of eating a maid's home-cooked dinner
Unless you have one of those lazy-type maids that's a recipie for disaster.

>> No.22748735
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22748735

Would you bully her until she shoots up her school?

>> No.22748738

>>22748727
Who said anything about ordering? Homemade pizza is good.

>> No.22748748

what monster girl-related thing really needs to be drawn?

>> No.22748749

>>22748748
Cotton candy mofu

>> No.22748750

>>22748748
Scylla anal.

>> No.22748751

>>22748748
School shooter nerdwan

>> No.22748753

>>22748748
Troll handjob

>> No.22748754

>>22748749
what monster would be good for this

>> No.22748757

>>22748754
An inari of course

>> No.22748758

>>22748748
Troll anal

>> No.22748763

>>22748758
what's the appeal of anal

>> No.22748764

>>22748757
that would look silly, don't you think?

>> No.22748766

>>22748748 see >>22748735

>> No.22748770

>>22748735
I would bully her until she stops getting reposted.

>> No.22748773
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22748773

>>22748751
>>22748766
>>22748735
If these three aren't the same person, it really freaks me out that they all had similar ideas.

>> No.22748780

>>22748748
Winter Anubis with quadtail drills

>> No.22748781

>>22748748
Jinko in a bath

>> No.22748783

>>22748773
>school shooter heckwan
I'm disgusted, but also curious what this clusterfuck would look like.

>> No.22748784

>>22748773
There's a least two people, I saw >>22748735 and then saw >>22748748 and chuckled. Meme side I wanna see a kinda subverted nerd wan trope in picture.

>> No.22748794

>>22748748
>>22748748
There’s a lack of haughty Ojou-sama MGs.

>> No.22748798

>>22748781
What about a Jinko giving herself a tongue bath while her roommate anon looks on trying to hide his obvious erection?

>> No.22748804

>>22748735
Boxcutter.

>> No.22748809

>>22748798
Can cat mamano lick their own pussies?

>> No.22748814

>>22748783
There was a story some threads ago.

>> No.22748820

someone does something that is tangible and deeply enjoyable, for something completely intangible and of questionable utility?

>> No.22748823

>>22748794
Seems like Wights and Vampires would compete over that. Wight throwing jewels around as gifts to her peasants and Vampire "requesting" her husband be a chair for her, both laughing haughtily while trying to be louder than the other. Poir Lich wouldn't be able to get any work done.

>> No.22748833

>>22748798
That's something any feline could do, and tigers fucking love getting in water.

>> No.22748837

>>22748804
Nerdwan is Nevada-tan is an alternate universe. Change my mind.

>> No.22748915

>>22748748
Xavier renegade angel

>> No.22748918

>>22748773
I'd like to see the nerdhound doing s vtech shooter pose

>> No.22748924

>>22748823
>Vampire vs wight
This is a fight I've fought in my mind for years now. I'm coming closer to the end. Ground is lost and gained daily, but I think I'm coming to the conclusion that a wight who needs to suck blood is the best.

>> No.22748932

>>22748773
anons are into nerdy heckwans for some reason

>> No.22748935

>>22748735
what is she shooting up the school with?

>> No.22748946

>>22748748
Chubby Porcs

>> No.22748948

>>22748773
Look I'm not condoning violence here but
Im sure A lot of us in our younger edgier years fantasied about it.

>> No.22748949

>>22748935
Statistically it's a hand gun. For style it's a six shooter. For max taktikool a rifle.

>> No.22748950

>>22748949
are there any of those in MGE?

>> No.22748953
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>>22748935
AR-15 loaded with its standed 50cal DS rounds. High 30cap mags of course. Here is a picture for reference.

>> No.22748963

>>22748948
MGC school shootings happen once every few weeks. Some times it's the quiet girls who get bullied and want to get revenge with a few rounds of demon metal bullets, that ojou bully? Not so ojou now she was forced into an orgy with all the other common students. That bully? Not so tough when you're riding him at gunpoint.

Most school shootings are just overzealous pent up Cupids though.

>> No.22748979

And faggots wonder why the public rightly views 4chan as a terrorist breeding ground. You're literally glorifying something that shouldn't be.

>> No.22748987

>>22748979
This. Sex is shameful and the obsession with sex is the leading cause of people leaving their congregations on a path to Hell. Sex should be banned. My mother never had sex.

>> No.22748990

>>22748979
Feel free to leave.

>> No.22749006

>>22748979
Thread's all about turning monsters into things we wanna fuck, where do you think you are? dumb roastie

>> No.22749012

>>22748979
Say no to eros supremacy. It is the leading cause in today's school shootings.

>> No.22749019

>>22749006
Please explain how shooting up schools is in any way related to what you claim. HURR DEMON METAL BULLETS doesn't make what you're forcing any less despicable.

>> No.22749031

>>22749019
'Cause it's all just a buncha sex? Bit of a lost cause aren't you?

>> No.22749033 [DELETED] 

>>22748979
I mean, school shootings are just a fact of life anyway, they happen like every month or so, there's literally no reason to act so touchy about them.

>> No.22749041 [DELETED] 

>>22749033
You don't get it anon I'm coming in hot and heavy with the moral outrage and the moral superiority. Feel bad and do what I say! Feel!

>> No.22749049 [DELETED] 

>>22749033
Maybe it is for you amerifats. The rest of the civilized world doesn't glorify school shooting like you're doing in these threads.

>> No.22749063
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22749063

To stop a bad wan with a gun, you need a good wan with a gun.

>> No.22749070 [SPOILER] 
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22749070

S-stop bullying me anon, I'm s-serious

>> No.22749075 [DELETED] 

>>22749049
>Glorify death in the most literal sense
>Glorify drownings
>Glorify natural disasters
>Glorify pedophilia
>Glorify rape
>Glorify abuse
>Glorify slavery
>Glorify exploitation
>Glorify adultery
>Glorify promiscuity
>Glorify incest
>Glorifying abuse of power
>But glorifying something contemporary I have a faggot bleeding heart over is totally too far!
Please take your hypocrisy elsewhere.

>> No.22749086 [DELETED] 

>>22749041
I'm being generous here and giving out (You)s for free, you could at least say thank you
>>22749049
Well that's just the price we have to pay for our freedom, you wouldn't get it
also it's basically a natural selection anyway

>> No.22749102 [DELETED] 

>>22749049
You can and should make these kinds of posts on >>>/pol/ or >>>/int/, not here

>> No.22749103

>>22749063
I bet she runs a gun montube channel called Garand nubis where she reviews tacticool demon silver guns and accessories.

>> No.22749111

While talking armaments do you think they've got dick seeking missiles?

>> No.22749114 [DELETED] 

>>22749102
/pol/ is too busy being completely delusional and hysterical,