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2277099 No.2277099 [Reply] [Original]

Well, at least /jp/ doesnt get people who talk about how awesome katanas are

>> No.2277109

I think katana is a cool guy, eh cuts apart tanks and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.2277116

I'm new here, whos this katana guy?

>> No.2277118
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2277118

>>2277109

>> No.2277121

NO, NO, NO

ANYTHING BUT THE KATANA!

>> No.2277129

in b4 that katana copy pasta

you know the one

>> No.2277133

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>> No.2277136

Fuck katanas, what happened to the aikido guy?

>> No.2277147
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2277147

You people suck. Everyone knows that chainsaw > *

Image relevant.

>> No.2277149

>>2277136
He hurt his ankle and realized aikido sucks.

>> No.2277165

How about krav magna jew that always follows aikido guy?

>> No.2277169

>>2277133
There it is!

>> No.2277178

>>2277129
>>2277133
oh wow.

>> No.2277218
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2277218

Did someone say Kaneda?

>> No.2277230

>>2277147
Chainsaw swords.

>> No.2277234

Is that Reimu?

>> No.2278505

source of OP pic please

>> No.2278735

I don't understand how this thread proceeded as a katana thread and not an enjokousai thread. Am I really in /jp/?

>> No.2278745

>>2278735
Welcome to /jp/, where we nerds would rather talk about swords than j-girls.

>> No.2278758

>>2278735

Ok then. How can a gaijin get away with compensation dating without getting busted and sent to pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

>> No.2278769

>>2277234
Reimu would never hold a bill because she can never get one.

>> No.2278778

>>2278758
Kill the girl afterwards.

>> No.2278782

>>2278758
concrete & a large body of water

>> No.2278786

>>2278745
What's up with this Jewish/Slavic/Black etc. anon of /jp/ thing?

>> No.2278790

>>2278745
Well, it's not like Japanese girls are particularly attractive.

>> No.2278843

She is so cute. How old is she?

>> No.2278850

>>2278790
Faggot. Japanese girls are far superior to any other women.

Also,
>>2278745
Get out, kike. I don't want to have to pay every time I use 4chan.

>> No.2278867

>>2278850
But you do pay every time you use 4chan.

Internet isn't free, is it?

>> No.2278882

>>2278850
Faggot. There's a reason why 2D artists in Japan make the girls look white.

>> No.2278885

Stop trolling.

>>2278850
But you do.
Internet costs gold pieces.

>> No.2278892

She definitely seems to have SOME foreigner blood... makes her look a lot cuter, imo.

>> No.2279067

I'm sure OP pic comes from some JAV...

need title of JAV pl0x

>> No.2279088

>>2279067
Sorry, pic is from a news article about enjou-kousai.

>> No.2279145

HOPE U GOT 10 BUX

>> No.2279158

>>2277099

WHATS HER NAME

>> No.2279356

>>2278758
It's not like enjo kousai is even illegal.

>> No.2279368

>>2278892
What are you talking about?

>> No.2279409

>>2277099
That's because we've already established that katanas are the best weapons known to man and has no natural predators.

>> No.2281176

BUMP 4 OP's PIC

>> No.2281185

>>2277099
Teens4Yen?

>> No.2281202

A katana can easily bisect a girl offering sex for money. Discuss.

>> No.2281243

>>2277133
Did they even know where Japan was then?

>> No.2281540

hope u got 10 bux

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