[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 7 KB, 90x120, Miko_W.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22772855 No.22772855 [Reply] [Original]

Would you marry a 2hu?

>> No.22772855,1 [INTERNAL] 

Miko is made for BBC (big black cocks)

>> No.22773565

>>22772855
I would marry the Crown Prince and constantly put little princes and princesses inside her.

>> No.22773569

>>22772855
i would marry them all.

>> No.22773569,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>22772855,1
kys

>> No.22773854
File: 470 KB, 619x927, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_yamasuta__2b562f117ccad783ab56bbe4ed061a0e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22773854

>>22772855
yes i will make her the happiest woman in the world, no matter what.
and shinki will becomes my mother in law

>> No.22774066
File: 1.92 MB, 1100x1250, junko (touhou) drawn by toluda - c2ee7982681b9fb28c8920fc98aa5316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22774066

I want to have a daughter with Junko! When that daughter comes of age, I'll marry her!

>> No.22774093
File: 73 KB, 397x257, 1561747479106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22774093

>>22773565
if you married the crown prince, would that make you queen?

>> No.22774790
File: 782 KB, 850x850, QkZmFQl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22774790

I'd marry Reimu, because I'm a massive cuckold and would love to watch her work every day.

>> No.22774850
File: 279 KB, 650x800, 1574383905481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22774850

>>22772855
Of course
Love and marriage is what they're made for

>> No.22774850,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>22773569,1
you first

>> No.22775189
File: 2.18 MB, 1468x1044, 43375011_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22775189

I would marry not one, but three girls!

>> No.22775324
File: 167 KB, 999x1200, yuuka56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22775324

>>22774850
Is there a better wife than Yuuka?

>> No.22775413
File: 178 KB, 498x640, 1486856913998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22775413

I'd be in an open relationship with my beautiful wife Hatate-chan!

>> No.22775432

>>22775413
Hatate would not approve. She wants you to stay faithful to her!

>> No.22775452

>>22775432
Oh, I will.

>> No.22775464
File: 79 KB, 450x390, 1494333859457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22775464

>>22775452
You'd stay faithful, but let her hook up with other people? Sounds like a weird sort of marriage.

>> No.22777821
File: 3.62 MB, 1411x1743, 64981919_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22777821

>>22775464
Hook up, hooker up, anything she wants. She's my queen, after all~

>> No.22777953

>>22772855
Yes, and the lucky girl would be Sakuya

>> No.22778065

>>22777953
Post a pic of her wearing a wedding dress

>> No.22778076

I would marry Yuckarin!

>> No.22778419
File: 1.90 MB, 2480x3508, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22778419

>>22778065
Why.

>> No.22778842
File: 700 KB, 1154x1665, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_akiyama_cz4a__87bbddd732942d8d960103364e6e7e06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22778842

>>22778076
Marry and impregnate

>> No.22778986
File: 416 KB, 807x1152, Shou is so cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22778986

>>22772855
Sure

>> No.22779074 [DELETED] 

Kill yourselves, cucks.
Waste of oxygen.

>> No.22779139

>>22778986
Why she looks so, ehh... gloomy? She is not happy to being your wife?

>> No.22779255

Which 2hu is most likely to file for divorce to take your kids away and leave you penniless living with your parents again who now resentful because you didn't listen to their warnings about the cutthroat bitch.

>> No.22779269

>>22779255
None. Only 3D women do that.

>> No.22779499

>>22778986
Pigtail shou is weird. its cute but not what I expect

>> No.22780036

>>22779255
Seiga.

>> No.22780412

>>22779255
Star

>> No.22780776

>>22778986
improved

>> No.22780975

>>22779255
Reimu

>> No.22783624

Marrying Reimu!
Living in Hakurei shrine with Reimu!
Drinking with Suika and Reimu !
Having threesome with Suika and Reimu!
Making Suika and Reimu pregnant!
Not taking responsibility and running away!
Being a fugitive and hiding from angry grandma Kasen!

>> No.22787200

>>22772855
they're all constantly getting married to each other, there's no room for some smelly 3d person

>> No.22787603

Would a 2hu marry me? No.

>> No.22787613

>>22787603
Don't say that, dude. I'd marry you if I were a 2hu.

>> No.22787834

>>22783624
I want to meet Alice!
I want to talk with Alice!
I want to go on a date with Alice!
I want to spend the night with Alice!
I want to ejaculate inside Alice!
I want to impregnate Alice!
I want to support Alice!
I want to marry Alice!
I want to raise a child with Alice!
I want to cheat with Reimu on Alice!
I want to attend the funeral of Alice!

>> No.22788462
File: 573 KB, 820x960, f16f1f1ed2f6b058bd47bb42e6615c6745002b44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22788462

>>22787834
you will have to choose another waifu to do that, because i already did all that things with alice
See: >>22773854

>> No.22789252
File: 162 KB, 891x1260, 41981646_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22789252

>>22772855
Yes!

>> No.22789416

>>22772855
My wife miko is so cute

>> No.22789563
File: 542 KB, 1000x1000, e6f346d0f9c70e75fee560b938cbf218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22789563

Touhous in wedding dresses really warm my heart.

>> No.22789595
File: 4 KB, 48x57, marrybanki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22789595

>>22772855
I would marry the Banki.

>> No.22794634
File: 119 KB, 800x800, 1503260940493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22794634

>>22789595
You're going to take Banki's maidenhead?!

>> No.22799105
File: 63 KB, 600x780, __hieda_no_akyuu_touhou_drawn_by_yatosaki_haru__9b4e8fc8879e6978ba676709aad12b3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799105

What about a uchikake(japanese traditional wedding dress)?
Or even better a fusion of both?
it isn't cute?

>> No.22799215

>>22799105
Nah, a western weeding dress is the ultimate beauty outfit and could only be improved with a pregnant belly under it.

>> No.22799383

2hus are stupid and dumb couldnt even comprehend concept of getting married

>> No.22799412
File: 164 KB, 545x750, 1534745867229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799412

Living a japanese-like marriage life with Ran

>> No.22799419
File: 1.86 MB, 2362x1670, ce359adeb9e872ee46ae82455cb6a98c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799419

I'm going to marry Satorin.

>> No.22799435

>>22799419
She's yellow, I think she has diabetes

>> No.22799450
File: 8 KB, 226x223, 77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799450

Which 2hus would want a lot of kids? (except for wriggle because she's a bug)

>> No.22799458

>>22799450
Hatate probably saves her abortions in little jars if that counts.

>> No.22799482
File: 2.26 MB, 1800x2880, 78760125_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799482

>>22799450
Seiga would, because she knows children are important!

>> No.22799520
File: 164 KB, 1200x1080, DPUN5llUIAAkDFJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22799520

>>22799450
Marisa.

>> No.22799828

>>22799520

lolno

"Marisa Kirisame is the only daughter of her parents and used to live with them, but left at an unknown point in time. It is stated in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense that it appears she cut off all relations and the reason is a private affair, but Akyu speculates it may have something to do with how the Kirisame shop does not deal in magical goods. In chapter 6 and 7 of Curiosities of Lotus Asia, Marisa says to Rinnosuke that she won't be coming back to them. "


Marisa is a teen that abandoned her family. She would have one kid out of wedlock and she wouldn't know for sure who the father is.

>> No.22800230

But what if we move to an Arizona trailer park and she becomes a fat bitch and comands me to do chores for her

>> No.22800240

>>22799215
>>22799450
Abe-san please.

>> No.22800249

>>22800230
if your fat bitch aint passed out all day on the garden table with your still warm love juices dripping out you're not breeding her hard enough to call it a marriage.

>> No.22800263
File: 152 KB, 850x735, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_and_izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_ayano_ayn398__sample-513533d5086464a9d53a83769ffc701a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22800263

confessing Marisa!

>> No.22800558
File: 808 KB, 1000x1000, __unzan_touhou_drawn_by_agile__74c92eccb543fc97e092b1f4b7dd6f0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22800558

Confessing to Unzan!

>> No.22801046

>>22800558
Every 2hu counts!

>> No.22804770
File: 840 KB, 1100x1500, 1366324684894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22804770

I would woo Reimu first and when the time is right, get down on my knee, pop out a nice golden ring, and ask "Reimu, will you marry me?"
If she'd accept, we'd get married and have a small, humble, traditional wedding at the Hakurei Shrine and we'd dance the horah together with all the Touhous closest to us.

>> No.22805129

>>22804770

you'd have to show her your bank account first. maybe also slip her a few overloaded money clips

>> No.22805577
File: 2.51 MB, 2047x1447, __hinanawi_tenshi_touhou_drawn_by_miy__1785542415931682bfe68079274a5b54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22805577

>>22772855
I would gladly marry my beautiful angel and live with her forever in the heavens

>> No.22808035
File: 2.24 MB, 2031x2952, 1568501094995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22808035

>>22799450
Reisen. Is in her r-species nature

>> No.22812205

>>22805129
I've put all I have on that golden ring, I'm sure she will understand.

>> No.22821560
File: 253 KB, 495x630, 1552543950213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22821560

I'm marrying Patchy!

>> No.22821600

>>22774093
That would make him princess.

>> No.22821610
File: 280 KB, 551x820, 9EB195B4-2B45-4DFA-A6F7-5375606FBF90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22821610

>>22772855
I would marry Reimu in a second

>> No.22821618
File: 142 KB, 850x906, sample_30a871b14ed1afe34a49248f9683eb15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22821618

"Sagume, do you choose anon as your husband?"

>> No.22821687
File: 276 KB, 584x562, 1574311162671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22821687

>>22772855
I would. In fact, I have already proposed, by cumming inside the drawer where she keeps her panties.

>> No.22821815
File: 514 KB, 1000x1145, happy onaholes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22821815

>>22821610
I'd marry Reimu, but I'd cheat on her constantly with fairies.

>> No.22822227

>>22821815
She'd constantly cheat on you too.

>> No.22822390

I would marry Byakuren's tits

>> No.22823134
File: 1.33 MB, 1440x2000, 1543969598373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22823134

It will be very difficult for me, however, to deal with Junko.

>> No.22823223
File: 171 KB, 750x778, aya wedding1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22823223

Is that a trick question?

>> No.22823231
File: 874 KB, 882x1076, reimu confession1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22823231

>>22821610

>> No.22823369
File: 926 KB, 1258x1789, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_beni_kurage__934a390013bb0d0d35f894496a417d25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22823369

>>22772855
Yes! The mistress! Vampire loliwife!

>> No.22823605

>>22823134
Marry Junko too

>> No.22823666

>>22823605
The answer was before me all this time.

>> No.22823716

>>22823369
One on one, faggot.
The Mistress is only mine to serve and feed her my blood (and semen)

>> No.22823951
File: 84 KB, 417x416, remi flap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22823951

>>22823369
>>22823716
The mistress is mine! Mine to feed, bathe, and change when she needs it!

>> No.22824286
File: 174 KB, 850x1063, 1568501822637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22824286

>>22823605
Good answer.

>> No.22824726
File: 562 KB, 1000x1597, 6fe7bf933189801e2003e055ae42e783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22824726

>>22779255
She's too pure to ever fall into that mindset.

>>22799450
Cirno is the wife AND child and that's all I need.

>> No.22824812

>>22779255
Joon with the exception that she'll leave the children to you.

>> No.22824937
File: 243 KB, 600x800, pregnant lily.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22824937

My cute and perfect daughterwife Lily and I are already married. We're looking forward to the birth of her daughters and my granddaughterdaughters.

>> No.22824992
File: 1.94 MB, 992x1403, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_harakune_mugennero__17ae3ff52b6adf6edc64fb516a37267b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22824992

>>22823605
Sorry, but my motherwife Junko is already married to me.

>> No.22825230
File: 503 KB, 570x800, 58575333_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22825230

I'm going to marry this mouse and flood Muenzuka with my commander's troops!

>> No.22825275
File: 143 KB, 540x512, tumblr_inline_ooug1rTK7m1rwkg2p_540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22825275

I want to be Yuugi's toy. I want her to use me however she wants, whenever she wants. I want to be with her. I want to go with her to the gym, work out with her, and try to match her, only to see her one up me over and over as a constant reminder of how weak I am compared to her. Once finished, she'll take me jogging. I'll follow, but after about half a mile, I will begin to lag behind. After another quarter of a mile, I'll pass out from exhaustion. She'll run back to me and continue jogging while carrying me between her breasts, because I would get hurt if she carried me any other way. After the run, she'll carry me back to her place and get a shower started. Once we step in, she'll clean me off and use me like a bath sponge to wash her body. Once she's done using my face to wipe the sweat from her abs and glutes, she'll rinse off, cut the water, dry us both off, and hoist me over her shoulder by the ankles. She'll carry me to the bedroom, where she'll proceed to dominate me. She'll suplex me, choke me, joint lock me, and whisper into my ear how much of a weakling I am. Then, she'll lay me on my back and get on top of me. She'll fuck me while holding me down as I'm powerless to do anything. She'll crush my pelvis with snu-snu until the sun rises in the morning. And I'll treasure every moment of it.

Yes, I would marry a 2hu.

>> No.22828965
File: 48 KB, 439x800, Buggy boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22828965

I roll both ways. Fuck it.
Makes things interesting.

>> No.22828999
File: 1.01 MB, 989x1400, reiuji utsuho (touhou) drawn by uchisukui - 00d48bcb4c9dea99944c5308bcb3b51c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22828999

your prospective wives are my paizuri slaves, dudes.

>> No.22829457
File: 240 KB, 920x850, da8c7ef680381af31610d458ee9c41fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22829457

>>22828999
But my daughterwives are as flat as a prairie!

>> No.22829480

>>22829457
I want Flan to feed Remi my semen after giving me a blowjob.

>> No.22836893

>>22772855
man, i wanted to like this game but i find pokemon fucking boring
still beated it 2 times for some reason

>> No.22837057
File: 866 KB, 850x1200, Ran is a widow!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22837057

Marrying a 2hu and dying hundreds of years before them!

>> No.22837101

>>22837057
2hus are not for sad

>> No.22837142
File: 184 KB, 900x1440, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_nigo_aozoragarou__54bd3d56e22c7af25f6e9e0bc47df404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22837142

>>22772855
Yes, i would married Youmu and have 3/4 human 1/4 ghost babies with her

>> No.22837197

>>22837057
You married Linux my dude.

>> No.22837272

>>22837197
More like mozilla firefox

>> No.22843568

>>22828999
But the mouse is flat, like all best girls are.

>> No.22843598
File: 30 KB, 161x338, 91287772983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843598

its gonna be hard to get a priest to officiate the wedding

>> No.22843619
File: 464 KB, 709x972, __tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_nikka_cryptomeria__9c3a9e91b8cd4e6b4646c474db7bc05b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843619

My cute umbrella wife

>> No.22843747
File: 563 KB, 736x941, __tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_furorina__8beb0d673de0bd70c3bfd817f91c7dbe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843747

>>22843619
Beautiful wife

>> No.22843752
File: 343 KB, 850x1133, __kaenbyou_rin_touhou_drawn_by_karakuri_neko_tkfm__sample-393a957cdc726c4ef333c30df11e5c82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843752

already done OP, im currently married to my amazing wife orin

>> No.22843933
File: 1.03 MB, 450x640, Okuu wedding dress live2D.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843933

>>22843752
your wife is my wifes other cuddle partner dude

>> No.22843989
File: 80 KB, 768x900, 1520368828379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22843989

>>22843619
Your wife bullies me in UFO's Extra.

>> No.22844042
File: 1.36 MB, 2591x3624, __kaenbyou_rin_touhou_drawn_by_rin_falcon__5b787efc75bd26ca8201366985be7ff6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22844042

>>22843933
we*re like step bros bruv

>> No.22844129
File: 300 KB, 677x841, 1572092972997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22844129

>>22821600
now i REALLY want to marry the crown prince

>> No.22844143
File: 1.87 MB, 1573x1075, __hinanawi_tenshi_touhou_drawn_by_binan_xian_lu__321b9277f7b69e9db7a350c8f73ababa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22844143

Yes please

>> No.22844350 [DELETED] 

Which 2hu is least likely to divorce you anons?

>> No.22846680 [DELETED] 

>>22844350
>Which 2hu is least likely to divorce you anons?
The tsukumogami. They will love you forever as long as you don't neglect them.

>> No.22846688
File: 702 KB, 637x900, __tatara_kogasa_hata_no_kokoro_medicine_melancholy_horikawa_raiko_tsukumo_benben_and_1_more_touhou_drawn_by_ichimi__71456f0b936200fb77436c6f772b3285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22846688

>>22844350 (Dead)
>Which 2hu is least likely to divorce you anons?
The tsukumogami. They will love you forever as long as you don't neglect them

>> No.22847142

>>22846688
Neglect is a VERY fluid term to women

>> No.22847435

>>22843598
Especially when she fucks the priest right before the ceremony!

>> No.22858903

>>22799215
A man of outstanding taste

>> No.22858990

>>22772855
only if she fulfilled the marital debt every time I ask of it. I would do likewise. We must fulfill our roles to raise righteous progeny

>> No.22859532
File: 102 KB, 530x879, DiT6-H-U0AEEoND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22859532

my unknown wife

>> No.22859578

Is Touhou Luna Nights fun if you've never played a Touhou game

>> No.22859830

>>22859578
It's a great game, if you like the 2D Castlevania games you'll enjoy it even if you know nothing about Touhou

>> No.22859885
File: 120 KB, 600x600, __futatsuiwa_mamizou_and_houjuu_nue_touhou_drawn_by_asahi_uwa__a66781a11bf9761b5be941479ee2eb9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22859885

Mamizou! I'm sure she would be a nice, old fashioned wife.

>> No.22860126

>>22859532
Nue is the breeding youkai

>> No.22860135
File: 459 KB, 1516x841, 1538924836774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22860135

>>22860126
Also the sumata youkai.

>> No.22860236

Marrying the cute samurai gardener would be quite an interesting experience

>> No.22860457
File: 210 KB, 549x980, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22860457

The watermelon is mine to have until she accidentally throws me into orbit one day while heavily intoxicated

>> No.22864394
File: 80 KB, 469x560, 388c9e6f7bbd2182a7d5b01943e6fdf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22864394

My wife and adopted daughter are very cute.

>> No.22865953
File: 664 KB, 1000x1400, daiyousei_seiza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22865953

>>22864394
excellent choice

>> No.22866039

Wanted to marry Alice but she dumped me last month

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action