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/jp/ has most certainly never experienced the love of either a man or a woman, but have ever been slapped by one? Your mother doesn't count for that one time she discovered that Kodomo no Jikan doujin of yours, anon.

>> No.2279052
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2279052

not even my father slapped me

pic unrelated

>> No.2279053

I called a girl a whore when she said she liked me.

>> No.2279060

My older brother punched me, does that count?

>> No.2279068

>>2279043
Wait, did Alice slap Marisa or is Marisa looking where Alice is gesturing?

>> No.2279069

Boy, the weekends sure do keep getting worse.

>> No.2279064

Hey, asshole, are you calling my imouto neither man nor woman?

I'll slap you through the Internet.

>> No.2279078

I experienced that a lot as a child. I'll never forget the time I was whipped for having a picture of Trunks with a sword or the time my mother promised she wouldn't hit me if I came out of the bathroom, only to stick her foot in the way so I couldn't shut it in time after I had opened it; all while she yelled for my father to come and beat me while she still had the door open.

>> No.2279080

>>2279069

Except it's friday morning.

>> No.2279093

>>2279080

Friday has become part of newfag weekend. It keeps expanding.

>> No.2279099

I have never been slapped.

However, my father hit me once after I threatened to attack my brother with the spear of a knight statue they had at my grandmother's place.

...He didn't let me play Megaman.

>> No.2279104

I've been slapped by several men in my time.

God, that really does make me sound like a slut. It's not like I wanted them to or anything!

>> No.2279111

>>2279104
A slut? Making people want to hit you makes you a jackass.

>> No.2279112

No one has ever tried to use violence on me, and I live in the sticks. I must be scary.

>> No.2279119

Not even my father hit me, but our captain once slapped me.

>> No.2279117

I've been slapped a few times, both mom and dad

I don't think much else has happened tho

>> No.2279118

>>2279043
Picture unrelated. Alice is merely pointing Marisa in the right direction.

>> No.2279122

My father slapped me once. Our GSD proceeded to rip a chunk of flesh out of his ass.

>> No.2279131

whatisthisidonteven.

>> No.2279133

My sister slapped me about three years ago because I refused to lie to our parents for her.

>> No.2279128

>>2279119

Life in the British Army sounds tough.

>> No.2279147

>>2279119
Did you shape up and pilot your whatever and lead your army to victory?

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