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>> No.22804046

My wife is the cutest

>> No.22804072

Monster girls with MASSIVELY THICC accents.

>> No.22804073

>>22804046
That's impossible as my wife is the cutest.

>> No.22804075

>>22804031
Yes

>> No.22804101

>>22804082
North american.
Canadian accent doesn't sound all to different most accents from the USA when I've listened to it. Though, I've only spoken to like 2 Canadians who can actually speak my langue, so it might not be the best sample size.

>> No.22804107

>>22804072
I can't tell if kikis are best with French or Russian accents.

>> No.22804114
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>>22804107
Russian, they're Slavic monsters anyway.

>> No.22804187

>>22804163
Why would they not? I heard Poseidon even sometimes slips into that accent when she is talking to herself.

>> No.22804265

>>22804256
she's probably hungry. maybe i'll bring home korean bbq or some steak from a zipangu resteraunt

>> No.22804316
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22804316

loli loli oxen free!

>> No.22804352

>>22804338
Not to badmouth lack of them in general, mind you, but I do enjoy some nice, crispy thighs

>> No.22804366

>>22804256
I wanna grope hellhound boobs

>> No.22804387

>>22804338
She would appreciate yours.

>> No.22804393

>>22804374
I want a hellhound to gently dom me.

>> No.22804410

>>22804396
Boredom

>> No.22804416

>>22804390
You can spend 4 hours per day stimulating your dick, but if you just cum asap you will last minutes. A Hellhound is going to keep making you cum all time.

>> No.22804474
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>>22804398
Because they're too old

>> No.22804481

>>22804474
On and off guard duty at the gates of Hell for 1000 years is not “too old!”

>> No.22804506

>>22804474
Even a Hellhound grandmomster is not too old.

>> No.22804514 [SPOILER] 
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>>22804446
is that so?

>> No.22804573

>>22804163
>sea bishop following you as you try to fish, shouting "WHY'D YA SPILL YER BEANS"

>> No.22804593

>>22804316
I could smell Yupiel being posted from kilometers away.

>> No.22804683

>>22804568
Well all the stories that do that usually ends with the hero killing god. There are more than a few RPGs where this happens.

Generally speaking, those types of fanfics tend to be way to HFY for me to be enjoyable and as such I have none saved I could link you to.

>> No.22804712

>>22804699
I like the jiangshi more.

>> No.22804720

>>22804699
I'm sad he'll never do porn of the other girls he had designs for. I'm happy he made it big but part of me will always wonder what he had planned

>> No.22804788

>>22804774
I can see monster girls having nightmares like that.

>> No.22804852

>>22804810
angelic goddess that loves the hero gives said hero the vivid nightmare of being raped for a really long time by the great and powerful lady of darkness with all of your allies unable to save you! as a lesson to teach you who the real main baddie of your quest is!

>> No.22804857
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>>22804712
I know, Undead that are actually decaying are more sexy

>> No.22804923

>>22804093
I’d like to see a Kiki or some other ‘refined’ MG revert back to a jersey accent whenever she gets mad.

>> No.22804931

>>22804917
>southern accent
which one

>> No.22804933

>>22804699
She ticks all of the boxes for a perfect smug loli type monster. She's decades, if not over a century old and knows full well that humans, men in particular, have an instinct to protect things smaller than them. Combine this with the fact that she's maximum levels of smug and can/will fuck your brains out and she goes from high tier to top shelf.

Plus she's a vampire, one of the strongest combination types for lolis.

>> No.22804950

>>22804869
Reminder: if you have a zombie waifu please learn how to sew. Things can be tricky when you accidentally rip an arm or leg off because you were fucking her too hard.

>> No.22805111

>>22805100
What with those bomber girls anyway? I saw plenty of hentai with them. Did they remake bomberman but now with fap bait?

>> No.22805112

>>22805081
>She has you wear one of those skin-tight Matador outfits in the bedroom.

>> No.22805121

>>22805112
Yes please

>> No.22805123

>>22805100
Looks like a mix between Raiju and Thunderbird.

>> No.22805191

>>22805130
Where's Scylla

>> No.22805233

>>22805191
Crying and eating ice cream in Lake Michigan

>> No.22805257

>>22805191
Scylla isn't a downgrade since she has a better ass than Kraken

>> No.22805258
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Remember anon, small wolf is for hug, big wolf is for fug.

>> No.22805273

>>22805258
But big wolf gives better hugs.
>>22805257
>>22805264
I like both, Scylla is a sidegrade.

>> No.22805280

>>22805258
>>22805273
And small ones have better cunnies!

>> No.22805283

>>22804810
>I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams....

>> No.22805373

>>22805280
So the best combo is tiny wife and huge daughter?

>> No.22805418

>>22805406
I'm not convinced, this big wolf looks perfectly huggable.

>> No.22805519

I wanna stick my tongue in a large Jinko's mouth.

>> No.22805535
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22805535

Hug the Yeti, slow and steady

>> No.22805638
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>>22805406
8ft Club.

>> No.22805701

>>22805689
I'm gonna make a play for the demon gang leader herself. Those greed raccoons dress pretty cool though. Gonna make the gang lots of money and do it looking stylish.

>> No.22805703

>>22805130
Porcers are loved and the rest suffer from being old designs.

>> No.22805723

>>22805701
>I'm gonna make a play for the demon gang leader herself.
Yeah, and every male in her gang has the same idea.

>> No.22805729
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>>22805703
The world needs more p'orcers.

Thicc p'orcers, buff p'orcers, sly p'orcers, smart p'orcers, dense p'orcers, and lewd p'orcers! Especially the lewd p'orcers!

>> No.22805734

>>22804654
>Dragons treat humans with respect
Takes a lot to not give credit to autists who develop a fighting style about using every ounce of your body as a spear.

>> No.22805765
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>>22805723
I was under the impression that I was the only male at the institution. Hence why all the girls are trying to get me to join their gangs. Oh well, if that's not the case, I can share her with the other guys until she picks one of us.

>> No.22805766

>>22805729
>>22805757
A P'orc WAAAAAAAGH! would doom us all.

>> No.22805767
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>>22805765
>I can share her with the other guys

>> No.22805781
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>>22805729
P'orcs and Trolls have always been the best combo

>> No.22805820

>>22805781
Makes me want a strongfat troll and orc to dual over my 'owndership'

>> No.22805870

do vampires hide big plates of chicken behind walls for pesky belmont anons to accidentally discover with their morning stars and gain health from them?

>> No.22805897

>>22805891
No, only 4, but don't worry, there is no helping us.

>> No.22805905

>>22805765
Cuck

>> No.22805932
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22805932

Would you hire a Gremlin to make a custom MG milker?

>> No.22805971

Would secretary bird harpies attack lamia family monsters? I could see some Pharaohs using them to ward off the evil grape sneks.

>> No.22806105

>>22805932
i'd hire a gremlin to build me a fleshlight that can replicate any species of monster's pussy or cunny.

>> No.22806136

>>22804940
i remember my firsty 2d crush being rouge from the 90s xmen cartoon.

>> No.22806138

>>22805729
Just go to P’Orcers anon. They have different events almost every day!
>Momma Monday’s
>Tough Tuesday’s
>Freaky Friday’s
>Sabbath Sunday’s
And that’s just the days they have at my P’Orcers.

>> No.22806139

>>22805868
Who's the lucky girl getting them?

>> No.22806157

>>22806136
>Rogue
Good taste shugah.

>> No.22806168

>>22806142
Wonderful, that wip looks really good

>> No.22806182

>>22806151
>practices her wineglass throwing skills with a plastic replica hundreds of times before he gets to her room
>forgets to replace it with a real wineglass for the real confrontation, so it "boinks" embarrassingly between them

>> No.22806220

>>22806168
I am really excited for it!

>> No.22806266

>>22805100
Explosive orgasms.

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>> No.22806381

>>22806344
Titanias exist.

>> No.22806385

>>22806344
Just keep thinking Hook or Ferngully, where they have size-changing magic so that way you're both the same height

>> No.22806448

>>22806344
I wanna be assaulted by a group of drunk fairies!

>> No.22806489 [SPOILER] 
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>>22806381
Titanias aren't fairies. In fact the only thing they're good at is SUCKING

>> No.22806624
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22806624

what do you guys think of devil may bug

>> No.22806626

>>22806624
Diatomaceous earth
thats all I'll say on that.

>> No.22806762
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>>22804712
This one?

>> No.22806871

I want a sober wine goat because alcohol is for losers

>> No.22806893
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22806893

Won't be long until Nef-chan comes to terrorize us all.

>> No.22806899
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22806899

How does a boy tell his momster that he wants to pour every last drop of his seed into her?

>> No.22806915

>>22806899
He doesn't, he just starts groping her and things go on from there

>> No.22806926
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22806926

i love big paws

>> No.22806947

Another waifu commission. This time with my waifu with the Dragons Crown Sorceresses proportions:
http://imgbox.com/ahuEIR5A

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22807082

https://imgbox.com/g/0xmixITDki
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 79. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/PSQZsJjX

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>>22807158
They don't call em Big Cats for nothing.

>> No.22807218

>>22804256
HER SOUL IS ON FIRE
SHE'S YOUR DESIRE
SHE CAN MAKE YOU HER SLAVE!

>> No.22807397

>>22807391
Oni

>> No.22807438

If Bastet, then Amaterasu

>> No.22807444
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>>22807438
Nyaha

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>>22807475
>Do you like hurting other people?

>> No.22807564

>>22807418
Learn to take a punch and how to throw glass bottles or glassware into people's eyes or their kidneys from behind after the fact for being that level of cowardly.

>> No.22807583

>>22805667
It's Hellhound on one side, Demon on the other, and me in between.
I'm going to go full man with no name on them.

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>>22806138
>P'Orcers
>Go for BBQ
>Stay for the harem
Gonna order five p'orcers as takeout to go home with me

>> No.22807742

>>22807564
If his countrymen are a bunch of cucked faggot basedboys advice like that could land him in jail.

>> No.22807952

>>22807927
Glass in their eyes to. Bonus points if its delivered in the form of a glass bottle full of accelerant and a flaming rag stuck in the open end.

>> No.22807982

>>22807952
You'll only create the same world built on cowardice and hypocrisy. If not you, then your successor. Your only option is to reign eternal. Do it anon. Become the God Emperor.

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>>22807982
Eternal life? Gonna need a phoenix for that.

>> No.22808331

>>22808148
>Forgetting that Hitler was elected first.

>> No.22808472

>>22808455
A book is 100 entries. He's only made 17 entries since the release of volume 2 in 2016. He's currently working on making a RPG and has been working solely on that as far as anyone is aware.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1188444078150545408

>> No.22808533

>>22808472
Lame all he does is retweet monster girl art he likes
Found this gem though at least, nsfw warning
https://twitter.com/ilewdart/status/1213580562948067329?s=19

>> No.22808557

>>22808533
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1217337802666340352
He tweets out random tweets sometimes about life with monsters.

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Imagine just putting a rubber cover sheet over your bed and just covering it with oil and cuddling with the eel, it's so slippery that even your fingers feel like sex organs

>> No.22808909
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22808909

Just finished reading The Stars My Destination. I need to be raped by a space-faring Jinko.

>> No.22808964

>>22808909
Or maybe Gully Foyle would make a good Cheshire what with all the teleporting.
Imagine that. A Cheshire in SPACE.

>> No.22809150

>>22809108
>Not only does KC have a setting where your own kids want to rape you
>He has a setting where your wife wouldn't murderfuck the shit out of her daughter for doing so
Wew

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>>22807082
By the way wikifag, this Salamander isn't in the archive yet as far as I could see.
For the source, I think it's by Nav based on the art style (but I'm not completely certain), and don't know if it's been ever posted anywhere else than mgt.

>> No.22809315

>>22807106
Cute jinko.

>>22807168
Top tier taste, fill them both with a litter.

>> No.22809460

>>22807905
Why the heck you on about? Isn't that just the anime artstyle?

>> No.22809461

>>22808818
You're supposed to think with your dick and not much else for the MGE.

>> No.22809695

>>22809682
>he killed one of the better translators for MGE because they translated that shit correctly, apparently, and he didn't like that. Now the shit they got killed for is being 180'd out of nowhere
No, he dmca'd them because their members kept posting guro or sending threats to him and they took the side of the shitposters. They had their choice and they paid for fucking up

>> No.22809696

>>22809682
Dude calm your titties and shut the fuck up about it you're the only one who seems to give a shit and I honestly can't see why, it really doesn't matter.
Your retarded and inflammatory perspective on this isn't exactly the most accurate description of these events either.

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>>22809592
They got plenty of art.

>> No.22809783

>>22809758
As someone that loves lolis, I guess they're okay. I like Roppurotto and her Sabbath but to me there are better lolis (both loli breeds and non-loli breeds through pedomorphasis).

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>>22809848
Mob faces with hot bodies really turn me on, the contrast is so fucking arousing. The perfect monster that I imagine like that are always Trolls and Orcs

>> No.22809999

>>22809971
I like the concept of Ropurotto Sabbath Witches. Especially since it's all a magical costume you could have various uniforms based on different animal types.

>> No.22810133

>>22810124
Plain face, like a background character

>> No.22810161

>>22810107
Its all fun and games till she enjoys them to the point of being a degenerate hedonist that makes the grape snake feel awkward.

>> No.22810176

Ishuzoku Reviewers is fucking trash and I hope I don't see any of you faggots posting that shit ITT. Seriously out of all the shit they could make an anime it's this fucking piece of shit. Jesus christ I've never seen such a shit anime, my time is utterly wasted on this and I feel nothing but ardent disgust. 0/10, dropped. Undead are best girl I'll fight you, and what's wrong with demon girls?

>> No.22810248

>>22810209
>>22810211
My tongue is so far up my cheek I'm like a 3dpd slut pantomiming, how did you miss that?

>> No.22810250

>>22810111
Christ, that is VILE.

>> No.22810252

>>22810133
aren't all anime style faces basically mob faces

>> No.22810258

>>22810248
Hard to tell in this place given how people were in the past, if this aired 2 or 3 years back there would have been multiple unironic posts like that every time it was mentioned

>> No.22810374

>>22810364
>Shemales
Are you referring to the angel, who's an actual hermaphrodite, or the Gnoll? Either way, the only reasoning behind calling the second one that is because of her anatomically correct pseuod-penis. Because Japan.

>> No.22810418

>>22810340
For me it's probably reviewbros > kyokou suiri > nekopara > everything else.

>> No.22810429

>>22810352
Back to sakugabooru with your tranny friends to jerk off over one punch man and kimetsu no yaiba

>> No.22810431

>>22810390
I straight up mentioned three factors that trumped the animation to me. I mean maybe a boring show with a bland concept would be AOTYAY for you if it had 11/10 animation but I personally don't care that much about animation. It's not bad enough to stand out on a first viewing so who cares?

But if that's how you're going to play it then I guess we are done.

>>22810418
I forgot about nekopara. Is it good? Half of what sells this to me is the setting. Nekopara seems a little boring on that aspect. How is Kyokou Suiri? It seemed decent enough when I browsed the 2020 winter chart, but didn't really pop out.

>> No.22810438

>>22810176
Thanks dunkey. liked and subscribed

>> No.22810440

>>22810438
cool blog. upboated

>> No.22810473

>>22810438
>>22810440
Please keep this nonsense in /v/ where it belongs
>>22810452
Hah, they can't dryfish me if there's no soul to succ

>> No.22810524

I want to be poke pals with a loli Kikimora!

>> No.22810588

>>22810524
K retard

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Heckwan tummies are for tickling!

>> No.22810654

>>22810452
i want to put a padlock on that hole in her tail

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22810666

>>22810627
Would you tickle a nerdwan?

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>>22810627
>>22810666
We must marry all the wans

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22810714

Which one's your type?

>> No.22810719

>>22810666
I’m not into hounds for them being spineless wusses.

>> No.22810727

>>22810714
The one on the right because she complains that he breasts won't stop growing

>> No.22810750

>>22810732
>basically a man
What

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22810753

>>22810750
Did I stutter?

>> No.22810776

>>22810765
The fluffy tail and MANTICORED appreciation thread?

>> No.22810780

>>22810452
Source?

>> No.22810788

>>22810714
Right because she has the biggest everything.

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>>22810714
>Tails shaped like symbols
Are you trying to trick me?

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Would you vote Succubus?

>> No.22810829

>>22810666
This pic looks like she's being forced to take a scanty photo by a bunch of bully hellwans. I want to like it, but that makes it difficult.

>> No.22810840

>>22810545
>>22810828
Who are the other candidates?

>> No.22810844

>>22810828
I have a thing for succs who give me heartboners.

>> No.22810848

>>22810829
>Kya ha ha! Look at that granny bra she's wearing!
>Why wear a bra at all, Nerdwan? You don't have any assets on you!
>Oh boo hoo, go ahead and cry to your Mama.
>Who'd want a flat-chested wimpy crybaby like you? Well, maybe if that boy you like saw this slutty picture you took for us...
>Kyahaha, she's crying again! Booooooo!

>> No.22810862

>>22807082
i wanna join a shark in the bath

>> No.22810891

>>22810714
Right by a country mile.

>> No.22810895

>>22810714
none

>> No.22810899
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22810899

New daughter picture! Remember legos don't just belong to anubis!

>> No.22810912

>>22810899
Is she building a tomb?

>> No.22810947
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>>22809765
While it's true that Momonika would work well, lolibabas can be bratty too.

>> No.22810955
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>>22810950
The weak
should fear
the strong

>> No.22810969

>>22810899
>Dat smol wag in the tail
HNNG

>> No.22810996

>>22810840
Orc party which runs on a campaign of more food, less work, lower taxes and more fucking.

Demon party wants to redirect funds to magic research.

>> No.22811029

>>22811019
no your wife with dog ears will die instantly upon ingesting even 1ppm of chocolate

>> No.22811033
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22811033

>>22805029
I got you.

>> No.22811057
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>>22810211
High level fairy!

>> No.22811060
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22811060

I want the cute slightly tsundere (goo) girl next door who used to tease me when we were kids to slowly come to realize how lonely she'd be without me and make visits much more frequent till I profess my love for her

>> No.22811071

>>22810802
It's their targets. The brown one is a muff diver

>> No.22811074

>>22811029
On the upside the chocolate mutates them into delicious brown doggo-ghouls that lactate chocolate milk.

>> No.22811089
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22811089

What a lewd cat.

>> No.22811145

>>22810955
>>22810950
Stop spreading this cancerous meme.

>> No.22811164
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22811164

Classmate or OL demon?

>> No.22811168

>>22811145
I'm sorry your waifu is a pushover anon.

>> No.22811173

>>22811164
Blueberries! Demons in disguise!

>> No.22811176

>>22811164
Student council president or Overworked OL.

>> No.22811183

>>22811164
Classmate.
Especially one that tries to act like a "classic" demon but is actually a sweetheart.

>> No.22811187
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22811187

>>22811168
I want to bully Nerdwan till she cries and coat her glasses in semen and if that's wrong well so be it.

>> No.22811203
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22811203

>>22811164
Heh amateur.
You are like a baby, watch this:
Taller than average ancient evil lady demon headmistress.

>> No.22811233
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22811233

>>22811164
I want me a demon, new-hire coworker that insists on working with me to learn the ropes and flirts with me and is touchy feelly. And then one day, when we're alone in the back, she pushes me against the wall and forces her tongue into my mouth, and "asks" if I want to come to her place after work.
>Imagine a demon in a polo shirt and jeans with a nametag on, pressing a shy, young man against the wall

>> No.22811234

>>22811203
Puffy

>> No.22811240

Are there buff Demons and if yes, how to summon one like this in particular?

>> No.22811256

>>22811240
Make summoning circles out of protein powder.

>> No.22811258 [SPOILER] 
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>>22811089
>that one complaint about the Holstaur "meat" being tough

There's always a downside...

>> No.22811292

>>22811284
Wow, I blew that.

>> No.22811295

>>22811292
Gitgud

>> No.22811299

>>22811292
Ctrl+S

>> No.22811310

>>22811295
>>22811299
Like a newfag? Okay but I wont like it.

>> No.22811381
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22811381

>>22811258

>> No.22811406 [SPOILER] 
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22811406

how thick is too thick?

>> No.22811416

>>22811338
Take credit for hooking her up with a guy and then inducting her into their clique under the guise of friendship only to bully her even more out of envy.

>> No.22811432
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22811432

>>22811406
That's nowhere near too much.

>> No.22811444

>>22811432
That's a huge bitch!

>> No.22811510
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>>22811444
The best kind!

>> No.22811634

>>22811258
>>22811381
Mega Milk

>> No.22811651

I want to forcefeed married Ratas raging mushrooms and see how fast they can find their husbands.

>> No.22811711

>>22811432
sauce and is it in english? yet

>> No.22811726

i want to experience cooking from various mg's

>> No.22811727

>>22811183
>happen to see her in the home ec room after school one day, but looking nothing like she normally does
>actually wearing her glasses for once, a cute pastel flannel shirt, and a basic drab cooking apron
>happily fretting over the exact chocolate-to-vanilla ratio in her next cake, humming slightly-off-key to herself
>accidentally make a sound, run away
>a few moments later from a new hiding spot you see her step out in heels, lingerie, and a too-small plasticky novelty apron, exactly the sort of thing you expect her to wear, looking about like she's searching for someone in particular
>eventually she just sighs disappointedly, snaps her fingers to return to her other outfit, and gets back to baking

>> No.22811734

>>22811711
It's buried in the middle of a lewd manga:
https://exhentai.org/s/89d5248a0b/1453555-369

No translation sadly.

>> No.22811762

>>22811727
She deserves to be fucked out of her mind and then tenderly loved.

>> No.22811776

>>22811510
Why can't they have grown men in these instead so the size difference is that much more fantastical?

There's that Yuugi doujin where she's literally 3 meters tall and it's still with a little boy.

>> No.22811789
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22811789

>>22811776
Because japs have bad cliches.

>> No.22811809

>>22811799
I just want to go to the Great Contitnent and run into a salamander with outrageously large breasts.
Gonna adventure with her and her equally busty lizardman cousin.

>> No.22811816
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22811816

>>22811726
I want to experience cooking with various mg's.

>> No.22811829

>>22811809
The Big titty kingdom! The most magical place!

>> No.22811841

>>22811829
That it is, although its one of many on that great Contitnent, all as busty or bustier than the last.

>> No.22811850

>>22811841
Their interaction with the Order has been...interesting.

>> No.22811851

>>22811776
I don't want to be shota, but being a pretty slim bishie contrasting my waifu's huge muscles would be great, and like you said it wouldn't hurt being normal adult male height if she's going to be bigger anyway.

>> No.22811858

>>22811851
>I don't want to be shota, but being a pretty slim bishie contrasting my waifu's huge muscles would be great
Me too Anon.

>> No.22811872

>>22811850
>Order outpost there
>By sheer virtue of all the ambient mana all the nuns, priestesses, and female other members are racking up breast sizes that are in the 'huge' range
Blacksmith's can make a killing on refitting breastplates.

>> No.22811904

>>22811872
Sooner or later a nun is gunna snap and make some poor sod rub and molest her tits. Then milk is gunna come out and she is going to make him drink it.

>> No.22811909

>>22811872
Some mooing can be heard in the early morning.

>> No.22811916

>>22811904
Their faith is as strong as their breasts!

>>22811909
Only the most fervent members are sent, it totally isn't sending disgraced members on 'suicide missions' to basically maintain a token presence.

>> No.22811936

>>22811916
>it totally isn't sending disgraced members on 'suicide missions' to basically maintain a token presence.
I kind of like that idea. The Order sends "no hopers" to the worst places. All the incompetent and weak people, which obviously the monsters adore.

>> No.22811951

>>22811916
Exactly. It's only natural for some of these extremely faithful sister to share their divine milk with the boys they fancy. As long as the nuns remember to wear their constricting and skindenting belts all will be well.

>> No.22811963

>>22811936
Works well with that restrained nun demon girl idea.

>> No.22811965

>>22811936
It may or may not be a side plot to weaken the monsters by giving them only bad prospects to turn.

>>22811951
Those belts are there to constrict their large and sinful chests!
Nothing more!

>> No.22811969

>>22811727
I want to fuck her and tell her what I saw in the middle of it and watch her get super embarrassed.

>> No.22811979

>>22811965
>It may or may not be a side plot to weaken the monsters by giving them only bad prospects to turn.
Oh that's going to back fire horribly. That hotblooded but very weak young female squire's coming back as a minotaur.

>> No.22811985

>>22811936
Basically australia

>> No.22811989

>>22811979
Strength does not equal skill Anon!
Although it does compensate a little bit.

>> No.22811993

>>22811965
Of course! I would never dare to imply that the belts are for anything else. Any potential lists they inspire is just a foul trick by demons.

>> No.22812000

>>22811985
MG Australia must be fun. I can just picture their Lillim naked in in a lake on a rubber ring surrounded by beer like in that once Simpsons episode.

>> No.22812005

>>22811993
No bondage fetsihes here.
Nope.

>> No.22812007

>>22811985
a lot of people dont realize that the place the UK was sending them to before Australia was America.

>> No.22812009

>>22812000
>abo lilim
Better not find her stealing my fucking gas.

>> No.22812055

>>22812005
Someone needs to post that image now.

>> No.22812059

Dominant Shortstacks.

>> No.22812062

>>22812005
Yeah, not since KDF left.

>> No.22812077

>>22812073
They scare me. The come up to you and press their breasts against your body.

>> No.22812099

>>22812034
Of course.
Those are just penitent signs!

>> No.22812107

>>22811936
>reassigned to siberia as punishment
>it's just winterstown

>> No.22812113

>>22812107
Hey, outside winterstown shit gets spooky.
Adult wendis, snow elves, and winter dryads lurk in those woods and mountains.

>> No.22812114

>>22812107
>The horrible places of no return are actually just the comfiest MG towns
>The Order just assumes that because no one comes back and they never hear from anyone that they're horrible.

>> No.22812116

>>22812107
it can still be siberia with mgs

>> No.22812119

>>22812113
>Creepy, yandere, thicc, smelly yetis that kidnap poor anons to lock in their cabins 100s of miles from civilization as their personal fuck toys

>> No.22812121

>>22812062
He's still around

>> No.22812128

>>22812062
Is KDF kill?

>> No.22812132

>>22812077
And?

>> No.22812134

>>22812128
One by one, each and every lolicon waifufag from these is being round up and imprisoned or has gone MIA with no explanation

>> No.22812139

>>22812132
And they invite me to karaoke!

>> No.22812140

>>22812119
I mean as long as they have good internet service I’ll be cool with that.

>> No.22812146

>>22812139
Lucky. I wanna go do karaoke with a group of dominant shortstacks.

>> No.22812148

>>22812134
Only mousefag has disappeared due to apparently being emailed his address by someone from another community though.

>> No.22812151

>>22812119
Which is the most terrifying: dire yetis, dire wendis, or dire yukis?

>> No.22812215
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>>22812151
Yetis for sure. They put on that sweet, innocent act to everyone they meet and even to you at times, but when it comes time for snu-snu, the crazy comes out, and she forces her smelly, thicc body on you. Her smelly breath attacking you as she forces kissing. The crazy comes out when you try to escape as well and whenever you aren't a good boy (in other words, at random times for no reason at all).

>> No.22812236
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>>22812215
If she looks like this, I'm not even going to resist.

>> No.22812267

>>22812236
No. More like this, but a bit thiccer
>https://images2.imgbox.com/8b/23/XNk4EsZ4_o.png

>> No.22812312

>>22812099
Exactly. Simply showing off how loyal they are. Nothing to do with theoretical pressure applied during the act of intense coitus using such things.

>> No.22812321
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22812321

>>22812312
>pic related

>> No.22812329
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22812329

Second Commission of 4 coming in! This time lest lewd!
Artist: Rooster (https://twitter.com/roosterf2p)
Imgbox: http://imgbox.com/bGGkEk6G
http://imgbox.com/sAWKrX7X
http://imgbox.com/6IQIFuA9

>> No.22812344

>>22812329
Came out real nice. Probably my favorite of the ones you've showed so far.

>> No.22812357

>>22812329
Bless you and the artist, this is cute

>> No.22812428
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22812428

>>22809592
You know what really needs more art...ghouls. Horny ghouls licking and sucking on an intimidated anon.
So little art for such a wonderfully made girl.

>> No.22812435

>>22812329
Really nice pics of your wife, anon.

>> No.22812452

>>22812428
Ghoul ferociously licking and sucking your nipples is what's really intimidating

>> No.22812466

>>22812321
Did anyone save those greentexts about the demon nun who wore belts and the anon she loves?

>> No.22812467

>>22812452
Yes, while ghoul #2 and #3 are going to town on your dick and balls while ghoul #4 is licking your face, so you can't react properly

>> No.22812470

>>22812441
Yes

>> No.22812499

>>22805116
>and fling you off their horns for sport
sounds fun, wonder what kinda air time a person could get

>> No.22812517
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22812517

>>22812428
Or zombies, I would love to see more zombie art during the RE2 remake release, I would love to be sent to Raccoon city as a mercenary and end up impregnating half the city

>> No.22812536

>>22812517
Ghouls are better. It's not even an opinion. It's just fact. They're very skilled with their mouths and so sensitive to pleasure downstairs that the pure joy of getting a blowjob or screwing their pussy is going to be out of this world. Zombies are just average.

>> No.22812541

>>22812536
Ghouls don't have a promote though.

>> No.22812548

>>22812536
Ghouls remind me of lickers if they were a female MG

>> No.22812572

>>22812466
one sec

>> No.22812588

>>22812466
Here you go friend!
https://pastebin.com/dHhbTkXT

>> No.22812625

>>22812614
I do like ghouls but skeletons need something first.

>> No.22812640

>>22812614
Ghouls are too busy servicing their hubbies to worry about some stupid ball

>> No.22812644
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I bet these fairies could drink you under the table anon.

>> No.22812650
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22812650

>>22812625
>tfw no bonelord waifu

>> No.22812687

>>22812644
Maybe so, but it's worth it if a large Oni forces her tongue in my mouth when I can't walk from all the booze.

>> No.22812717

>>22812644
drink me? i'd give them a can of soda if they want something to drink.

>> No.22812739

>>22812625
>but skeletons need something first.
maybe one of those giant japanese skellys that twist off your head and drink your blood, but as a cute girl?

>> No.22812755

whats there left for KC do?

>> No.22812773

>>22812755
El Chupacabra

>> No.22812781

>>22812755
Consult the roster of Monster in my Pocket

>> No.22812783

>>22812755
Coyote
The god of the Ocelomeh
Why not >>22812773
Also a Puma

>> No.22812786

>>22812755
His game, then he can focus on more profiles and other shit.

>> No.22812797

>>22812755
A bunch of other mythological monsters. Maybe cyborgs.

>> No.22812807

>>22812755
leprechuan

>> No.22812856

What if I'm ashamed of my body and a monster tries to rape me?

>> No.22812882

>>22812755
Phoenix, Roc

>> No.22812883

>>22812773
There are other cryptids left, too. I still want to see Mokele-Mbembe, and the thicc Tsuchinoko Lamia.

>> No.22812884

>>22812856
You alp

>> No.22812907

>>22812884
It's my body that I find disgusting, not hers.

>> No.22812921

>>22812915
no problem friend. It was a really good green that sadly never got expanded upon further.

>> No.22812976

>>22812965
Okay Pygmalion

>> No.22812990

>>22812907
You still alp

>> No.22812992

>>22812976
You just don't understand what it's like Anon to free your waifu from her prison through your hands alone.

>> No.22812995
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22812995

devil bug!

>> No.22813011
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22813011

Vada drew my daughter dabbing.
What a horrible influence.

>> No.22813017

I want some sort of monster that is a hybrid of alcohol and a ghost

>> No.22813025

>>22812995
>Radiation symbol
I guess she can't have kids.

>> No.22813026

>>22813017
You want spirits?

>> No.22813030

>>22813026
yes

>> No.22813044

>>22813011
What a dork

>> No.22813056

>>22813044
Thar must be what the Ds in her hair stand for.

>> No.22813059
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22813059

>there are anons who want MG waifus who can't cast magic

butwhythough?

>> No.22813061

>>22813011
At least she isn't fortunate dancing. Look in the brightside at least.

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22813067

>>22813059
She can cast Fist!

>> No.22813076
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22813076

First new art of the year! This is only the second one I've ever gotten with me in it, I really love how it turned out.

>> No.22813079
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22813079

>>22813061
Oh no anon

>> No.22813081

>>22813067
>a buff holst will never one hit TKO you

>> No.22813085

>>22813076
Oh shit

>> No.22813086

>>22813076
get a haircut you fucking hippy

>> No.22813092

>>22813076
Very cute family

>> No.22813094

>>22813076
oh no, he's hot

>> No.22813099

>>22813076
Cut that hair and clean your room bucko.

>> No.22813102

>>22813076
Great start to the year KDF, the three of you make a cute family.

>> No.22813106

>>22813086
>>22813099
No!

>> No.22813112

>>22813092
>>22813102
Thanks anons.

>> No.22813114

>>22813076
please dont leave us like everyone else

>> No.22813115

>>22813086
>>22813099
Long haired anons are the chads of the monster girl threads. That's why all the big waifufags have the money to spend on commissions.

>> No.22813119

>>22813106
son what you need is a sensible haircut and a good long tour in southeast Asia, gotta be a recruiters office round here somewhere

>> No.22813125

>>22813114
I'm not planning to anon.

>>22813119
Joke's on you anon, I'm ineligible for military service!

>> No.22813131

Can we agree that rape is okay in moderation?

>> No.22813155

>>22813131
Yes. I'm okay with getting snu snu'd in a reverse mating press by my wife sometimes, but she needs to let me rape her sometimes too.

>> No.22813166
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22813166

>>22813067
Now we're talkin'

>> No.22813183

>>22813076
I’m surprised you didn’t have a pic of all three of you in bodysuits.

>> No.22813192
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22813192

I want to challenge the biggest ogre I can find to a fist fight and be brutally beaten by her!

>> No.22813201

>>22813079
Snakes can't floss! There's no thigh gap to floss with!

>> No.22813204

pervert shog that makes eyes in her sex orifices to internal cam herself when you cum inside

>> No.22813206

>>22813192
If you die from your injuries, that means you win against her forever as she'll be wracked with guilt and recoil at the touch of a man.

>> No.22813210

>>22813192
>Muscles is all for show
>Has no endurance
>Can barely take a punch herself
>Never even been in a fight once her life
You'd deck the floor with her anon and then you'd be pressed into marrying her

>> No.22813220

>>22813079
I like her poster

>> No.22813225

>>22813183
Rtil doesn't draw lewd lolis I'm afraid.

>> No.22813227

>>22813025
no it means the radiation will affect her libido and rape you for food at night

>> No.22813243

>>22813192
I want to challenge the biggest Satyros at the bar to a drinking contest!

>> No.22813276
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>>22813131
monster on male rape does not exist because all men are asking for it.

>> No.22813279

>>22813243
>anon can barely finish a firkin of beer
>meanwhile she downs three gordas of rum

>> No.22813311

>>22813276
i wanna get raped by an ushi or ocelomeh so bad

>> No.22813345

Finding out your CC teacher is actually a demon in disguise by accidentally summoning her!

>> No.22813358

>>22813276
Wise words, from a wise Ushi.

>> No.22813362

>>22812755
Jackalope

>> No.22813384

>>22812755
Bandersnatch.

>> No.22813410

Spending all day in Dorome-chan!

>> No.22813418

Cool Oomukade facts:
>They're exotic!
>They have a lot of legs!
>They prefer dark areas!
>You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.

>> No.22813420

>>22813345
Does she ufufu and ask if you want some tutoring?

>> No.22813421

>>22812755
Nuckelavee

>> No.22813433

>>22813204
Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.
Instead remember that one of the many uses of a mino is to help get your car unstuck from the snow.
Truly a multipurpose girl

>> No.22813438
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22813438

>>22810753
>"lesbian"
>acts like a caricature of what a woman thinks a man is
Wow how original

>> No.22813454

>>22813433
Is my waifu multipurpose if she just summons a bunch of mummies to do the work for her?

>> No.22813498

>>22812755
Amaterasu

>> No.22813654
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>>22813243
>Big Satyros

Didn't know I wanted that until now.

>> No.22813723

>>22812755
Werelion of course, I am surprised it has taken it so long.
>Fingers crossed for it being a musclegirl harem
>And he better not add strenght requirements like the Salamander or Hinezumi
>I have no problem if he adds a battle requirement, provided you are not required to win or fight at her level

>> No.22813748

>>22813654
imagine a big horny drunk goat just pinning you down and slamming her pelvis into you sloppily

>> No.22813821

>>22813418
What?

>> No.22813823

>>22813438
More like “Actually memes it” am I right?

>> No.22813825

>>22813076
Shine on you crazy madman.

>> No.22813839
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22813839

Watch out for that scary snake!

>> No.22813845

>>22813839
JEALOUS SNAKE

>> No.22813885

Come on anon, join the triad! We have chinkos, and flaming hot raatos, and pole dancing! We also have meat buns! BEEG STEEMY JEENKO MEET BUNS. Slap 'em baste 'em squeeze 'em they're soft and meaty like buns should be! Nowhere in the world will you find buns as meaty as triad meat buns! We even have foxes! You thought those faggy bitches on that dwarf were all there were? Well guess again anon. We got fluffy tails. They got nine of em too. They bring you good luck. Every new applicant gets a complimentary huff of mofu just for signing up. Huff that mofu anon huff that shit, its laced with heroine. Join us anon huff the mofu! Smack them steamy meat buns, fugga da flamey rat. Join the triad, Anon! Join the triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Also fuck the yakuzaaaaaaaaaaaaa filthy fucking niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips.

>> No.22813886

First thing I do when the portals open, even before searching for my waifu: track down a flayer and remove some of my fetishes

>> No.22813889

>>22813886
Can I just delete large sections of fapped materials? Also if a mindflayer ate your fetishes, would she develop those fetishes?

>> No.22813893

>>22813889
Do you gain the powers of a cow when you eat a hamburger?

>> No.22813896

What are some great lolibaba mamono?

>> No.22813898

>>22813893
>He doesn't

>> No.22813915

Would the MGE version of The Devil Went Down To Georgia be about some desperate demon near the end of her prime, and has started to try musical duels in hopes of winning a man?

>> No.22813924

>>22813893
Of course anon, every time i eat out your mom I get fatter.

>> No.22813928
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>>22813924

>> No.22813929

>>22813915
No its about a devil fulfilling her husband's ryona fetish by bashing him over the head with a violin.

>> No.22813947

>>22813893
Of course not. You start lactating.

>> No.22813956

>>22813915
It's not called the demon went down to georgia.

>> No.22813994 [DELETED] 

>>22813076
Great wife and daughter! I bet they love Tyrone's gang and their big black cocks inside all their holes!

>> No.22814002
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22814002

Whenever I get sick, I get horny and ejaculate in greater quantity. Is this evolution's way of attracting the nursing-instinct of a momster and impregnating her?
Science must have the answer.

>> No.22814008

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgQ8sa0HPtQ
>When you let the drunk dullahan snatch an instrument and jump up on the tables.

>> No.22814019

>>22814002
It means you sneeze though your dick as well.

>> No.22814062 [DELETED] 

>>22814002
It means you are unfit for reproduction, and should leave all of the momsters for Jamal and his big black cock.

>> No.22814075

>>22814008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3j1IhPRFs0
>automatons

>> No.22814098

>>22813911
You do realize the Altlach-Nacha and the Oomukade are two different girls, right?

>> No.22814102
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>>22814002
First we had vampire nurses and now grape nurses? Sign me the fuck up to whatever hospital this is

>> No.22814103

>>22814002
You might end up catching monster-borne "illnesses" from your momster. Symptoms include heightened arousal, increased semen production, temporary genital growth, and a desire to be embraced by an older woman.

>> No.22814107

>>22814103
Oh no! Is there no cure?

>> No.22814118

>>22814102
Be careful what you wish for, Anon. They might suggest that you require an entire team of nurses to personally treat you.

>>22814107
No cure, but regular application of momster love to the affected areas can treat the symptoms.

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22814146

>>22814124
>>22814143
And then there's the head-nurse...

>> No.22814153

>>22814124
>Wake up in the back of a fancy ambulance, being lap pillowed by a sultry demon nurse
>Ask where they're taking you
>"Fufufu~ The doctor said you were to be transferred to another hospital with the... appropriate facilities. Don't worry Anon, it's quite the nice, comfortable hospital. In fact when it comes to medicine this hospital is the jewel of the Evernight realm. I'm sure you'll... enjoy it."
>Wait, Evernight?

>> No.22814188

>>22814146
Oh god, no.
>"Ara ara~ Mr. Anon, patients like you should be resting, not walking around like this. Especially if they are trying to 'escape.'"
>before you know it, a web net spring up from under you, and in a few seconds you're a human boy burrito getting dragged back to your bed by the head nurse for some "intensive care"

>> No.22814209

>>22814182
It's in the name, anon. The nurses there are the same I'm afraid. Or so you hear, for some reason all your old night shift nurses followed you for a variety of inventive and creative reasons. The lazy dhampir who always just sleeps with various bits of you inside her didn't even bother with an excuse though. She left the stove on? Really?

>> No.22814216

>>22814209
People getting spirited away from hospitals seems like a nice horror story. If I wasn't a quitter I'd pick this up.

>> No.22814220

>>22814216
Spirited away? It's all just intensive home care. Just not your home.

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22814247

>>22813654
>Telling a Nightmare that the dream she made the night before was 'mediocre at best'.

>> No.22814261

I want a big, strong Kakuen to grab me by the waist and carry me up a skyscraper, while flying Automatons try to shoot her down.

>> No.22814267

>>22814247
Would it bother her more if you had no memory of it? I'm no good at dreaming.

>> No.22814287

>>22814188
When I glanced past the post I thought I read "web panties" and now I need to see that.

>> No.22814307

>>22814287
You'll be able to get a good look at them while they're slipped onto your head over your eyes and you feel her pedipalps wrap around your waist.

>> No.22814605

>>22812755
I kinda want KC to do Näcken.

>> No.22814610

>>22814216
Are they spriting away the dying people? I imagine that being a thing on desolate battlefields. Undead girls snatching away dying soldiers.

>> No.22814623

>>22814121
I completely forgot about golems

>> No.22814625

Flat Titanias are the best.

>> No.22814644

>>22814623
I dunno how you could, I heart terracotta and ceramic and it was my first thought. But when you think about it. Couldn't they be living dolls? Or if you really stretch it, living armour? I guess the latter doesn't work because they're full figurines and not just suits of armour.

I am assuming based on the song lyrics she's based on the terracotta warriors.

>> No.22814662

>>22814644
I forgot about mge golems that is

>> No.22814700
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22814700

So how monster do you like your girls?

>> No.22814718
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22814718

>>22814124

>> No.22814735

>>22814718
I-I wanted Nurse Unicorn!

>> No.22814737

>>22814610
That sounds heartwarming.

>> No.22814740

>>22814735
Well what do you expect when you walk into the clinic and say you’re suffering from Bonerism?

>> No.22814742
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>>22814700
An abomination is fine too

>> No.22814771

>>22814742
The exchange student from Antarctica is CUTE

>> No.22814772

>>22814700
It depends on the kind of monster and if there's the option of a more human-like form

>> No.22814780

>>22814718
>tfw no manticore to pump full of semen

>> No.22814862
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22814862

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>> No.22814866

>>22814862
>standing on her tippy toes to look taller
Grape the womanlet!

>> No.22814898

>>22814866
Don't bully her because she's only 6 foot tall!

>> No.22814957

>>22814898
>only 6
I'm a frigging hobbit next to her

>> No.22815001

>>22814862
Hips as wide as the Nile river!

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22815348

>>22814957
>6 ft
>Makes you look like a hobbit
Here's a better waifu for you

>> No.22815407

>>22814700
From cute girl to eldritch horror. So long as it's not a furry.

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22815457

>>22814771
>Antarctica
I think I know where the portal is going to arrive.

>> No.22815720

>>22814862
Fertile Desert Queen

>> No.22815796

>>22815348
getting raped for insulting the hotdogs height!

>> No.22815870

>>22815796
How could she even rape you when she's so fucking short and light that you could easily peel her off you and toss her away with one hand like a volley ball?

>> No.22815925

>>22815870
Shortstackhounds are STRONK though.

>> No.22816005

>>22815925
They have to be if they're going to carry those tits around.

>> No.22816074
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22816074

In a year a week they'll see me landing on the Moon

>> No.22816206

>>22815925
>>22815796
>tfw no shortstackhound mistress to put me on a leash
or any haughty shortstack mamono for that matter.

>> No.22816243
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22816243

Albino hounds, they're extra easy to tick off

>> No.22816460

>>22814735
The snow outside is too heavy, Nurse White Horn will have to trek the blizzard instead

>> No.22816682

>>22816460
There's no snow outside, can I get a Nurse White Horn too?

>> No.22816692

>>22816243
In my country, we have a saying. "Cold as a russkie's Hell". I suppose that's where Coldhounds come from. Russian Hell.

>> No.22816774
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22816774

Fuck your mice

>> No.22816780
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22816780

The inner edgelord in me has a thing for evil girls in full armour. I always hated how the hero never ended up with the female villains in media

>> No.22816781

>>22816692
>In my co-
Nobody cares.

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22816798

>>22816781
You obviously do. Quite a lot, apparently.

>> No.22816804

>>22816780
I understand how you feel, this has bothered me since I watched Flash Gordon at age 5 and he didn't get together with Princess Aura.

>> No.22816921
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22816921

Let's take a look back in time and see how tastes have changed.

>> No.22816926

>>22816921
if i was around back then, sleepy mouse

>> No.22816932

>>22816781
I do.

>> No.22816934

>>22816921
The Alice is the only wonderland girl I like.

>> No.22816936

>>22816921
>MGQG
Anyway, Jabberwock is the easy answer for me

>> No.22816937

>>22816921
it's wabbit season

>> No.22816938

>>22816780
>I always hated how the hero never ended up with the female villains in media
based

>> No.22816950
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22816950

I like where this is headed.

>> No.22816953

>>22816921
but i like humpty

>> No.22816956

>>22816921
Muscle Wock. If I can't get one, then it's a toss-up between Hatter and Memecat.

>> No.22816967
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22816967

Come clean anon, you want a fairy mom. Fess up! Get it off your chest before the thread gets destroyed!

>> No.22816971

>>22816967
I want to be taken to the realm of S&M fairies.

>> No.22817039
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22817039

Do Hellhounds get horny over how their husbands are?

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