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>> No.22841768

They do if you are property!

>> No.22841813

But armor is so heavy!

>> No.22841826
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Love Gazer

>> No.22841838
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Perhaps you would prefer one that carries you instead?

>> No.22841858

Yes, that would work.

>> No.22841930

A yakuza wife giving me a matching back tattoo!

>> No.22841940

But that hurts.

>> No.22842027
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Squirrels are fit, so don't be fooled by their mofu.

>> No.22842046

Tfw no fishwife to sit with by the fire as you grill

>> No.22842667

You should be willing to endure that pain for your wife Anon. It'd make her very happy.

>> No.22842846

Reminder she fucks him.

>> No.22843014

Imagine having a waifu who's significantly taller than you. She could just pick you up and walk around looking for things to fuck you on, or take you to bed to use as a living daki, and there's nothing you can do to stop her.

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>> No.22843048

How does a single monstergirl react to getting headpats from a guy who's already taken?

>> No.22843125

Nerdwan is to soft and docile to do that. You could force her to smell your dick and she wouldnt even break your pelvis with sex like a normal heckwan.

>> No.22843266

At least she got a friend now

>> No.22843644

They are made to be autistic squatters who you have passionate sex with in their ruins with an oceanfront view.

>> No.22843772

Fist of the North Star cupid sounds awesome.
>tall muscle cupid
>brass knuckles made from arrowheads
>pummels man and monster alike into loving couples
>you are already in love

>> No.22843885

It's extra funny considering Ai o Torimodose means "Take back the love".

>> No.22844000

>simply stand perfectly still and they will be unable to see you
I didn't know we had a t-rex girl already. Also dinos when KC?

>> No.22844024

I'm going down to cow town.
Gonna see all them holsts and get accosted by holst lolis asking for stories.

>> No.22844030

>Dinos extinct before they can even exist
Oh well

>> No.22844071

Are you doubting Miss Knota Sucyoubuss's words? She is the top authority on the scourge of monsters and their wicked ways

>> No.22844153

The idea of silly order propaganda being useless is cute anon.

>> No.22844179

>Mamano Viruses are totally harmless. Just be prepared to have massively increased semen production and need a relatively large amount of her milk.
I'm gonna have strong bones from the calcium intake...

>Depends on how you want to raise them. Want them to be mean? Get a hellhound. Want them to be docile and nice? get a kobold.
I want them to be strong and have character, kind of like a wolf paladin if that's not a retarded idea.

>> No.22844188

A normal bat yes no the mg one
A sheep. Need to balance out that feral streak. Unless you meant to ask the real one.

>> No.22844213

>I'm gonna have strong bones from the calcium intake...
Your gonna need it for the subsequent pelvis pulverizing.

>I want them to be strong and have character, kind of like a wolf paladin if that's not a retarded idea.
Its only semi-retarded. Your best be in that case is getting a dullahan to make the wolfu straighten up and get tough.

Indeed. Plus bad order rules to follow have been around a long time.
I rather enjoy Cutiefying and lewding the WH settings. Something some /tg/fags seethe at.

>> No.22844269

There is some deadly virus in china and they already quarantined multiple cities zombie movie style with bunch of armed dudes in hazmat suites

>> No.22844290

>anathema to 40kfags who take the setting seriously.
Quite the opposite, I'd say that this thread is more anal about the setting. I mean this is a real dumb silly post and you get responses like >>22844033

>Wanting actual cucks over this
Yeah okay.

>> No.22844322

I dont think many would actually agree with that retard and Cute Failed order propaganda is pretty much always welcomed here. That was the first time i have seen some one Reee against it. Plus the fact they want cuckposting basically proves he is a troll and thus should just be ignored.

>> No.22844329

Fair point. My bad.

>> No.22844359
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Wolfu paladins would be fiercely independent and obey their principles well before whatever the law says.

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>> No.22844479

Just drain all the water out, dummy.

>> No.22844728
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>Danuki in late game areas selling essential lust reducing potions at a heavily inflated price
>Seem to run every shop as there's danuki inn keepers charging thousands of gold for a night's stay for unmarried adventurers
>Danuki blacksmiths charge tens of thousands for repairs of late game gear
>Alchemist selling ingredients despite being the same quality as lower level areas
>Even the misc shop selling useless items is charging an arm and a leg
>Finally had enough of this and decide to set up a shop selling for much lower
>Buy and craft my own potions
>Even run a smithy to repair gear
>Everyone is soon flocking to my store buying and asking for my services
>Get better and soon my repairs can even fix the most busted equipment
>And my potions are leagues ahead of what the shops sell
>Know I can charge practically anything as long as it's below the danuki's prices
>Decide to charge even lower cost barely making ends meet
>Danukis try to red tape me but I just bribe the mayor
>They try to scare me by sending bandit onis, ogres, and even an ushi

>> No.22844785

>obama mana
This man must be stopped!

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>> No.22844931

Some of us have our edgelord moments here and there

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>> No.22845000

This now makes me want to see a muscle Kej.

>> No.22845139

Funny, they always drop on my dick.

>> No.22845153

I heard clean pussy tastes like something between beef and tuna. So mermaid puss tastes just like beef?

>> No.22845224

What if I turn the tables and make her my slave-wife?

>> No.22845243
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>"How do you like your new collar, anon?"
>"You're so cute when you're humiliated!"
>"Clothes? Slaves aren't allowed to wear clothes, you know that! <3"

>> No.22845298

she's a pedo

>> No.22845326

Economy is bad pls understand not even the missus can afford silksteel

>> No.22845488

>tfw I will never be enslaved by a tall dark elf mistress with soft feet

>> No.22845595

Really like the blowjob ones, she looks great.

>> No.22845611

Loli-Cheshire has joined Sally-chan's party!
She's going for Dat oniichan dick.

>> No.22845650

>implying I am not just gonna use her mouth as a onahole when we set up camp.

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I wouldn't normally use a non mg reaction image here, but this calls for it

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No u

>> No.22845783
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This is correct.

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I'll leave this here

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>> No.22845959

what does each color of slime taste like?

>> No.22845979

Should have a been a YWN because I would.

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>> No.22846026

green - apple
red - cool aid
orange - fanta
blue - lean
purple - grape

>> No.22846029
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Making whelps with your hound wife

>> No.22846033

yeah, we know, the mist continent has that virus that's spreading to places like zipangu

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>> No.22846072

He brought the missus!

>> No.22846073
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>> No.22846082

The party favor of choice for respectable african-american gentlemen.

>> No.22846102

slimes taste like lime
she slimes taste like lemon lime
metal slimes taste like vanilla raspberry
dragon slimes taste like dragonfruit
dark slimes taste like tomato and durian
sea slimes taste like coconut or pineapple
slime parasite taste like the carrier's feminine musk
heal slimes taste like strawberries and bananas
flan slime taste like pudding (brown is chocolate, red is cherry, bright yellow is vanilla)
box slime taste like square watermelon
egg slime taste like jubjub breast milk
mottle slime is literally a beanboozle jelly bean in the shape of a slime

>> No.22846105
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>Wanting a dumb rata who'll probably make report on that you're still a virgin
Enjoy CC's lining up outside your door

>> No.22846141

I don't really get it but a girl asserting her high fertility or ability to have strong children stirs something deep within me.

>> No.22846152

It's normal to want to start a family with a strong Hellhound, cook, clean, and take care of the children you have with her while you wait for her to come back from work.

>> No.22846161
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Reptiles are smart!

>> No.22846164

That won't be necessary.

>> No.22846165
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dont pay attention to him anon the fish brain is always right

>> No.22846170

>Promethazine Hydrochloride and Codeine
I hope that faggot died from it since he's essentially drinking a sedative.

>> No.22846175
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Good luck, Corona-Chan~!

>> No.22846248

that's the idea genius

>> No.22846304
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If an undead girl forces herself on me, who am I to refuse?

>> No.22846305

Let's be honest here, I'm too much of a failure to even fuck a moving corpse.

>> No.22846319

What type of monster girl does she become?

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>> No.22846323
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On their way to steal your boy

>> No.22846325

that's one smug corpse

>> No.22846353
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>that Chapeau

You take that back or you're walking your ugly spirit back to your corpse.

>> No.22846357

Lady I just want the spin2win 2h axe from your friend, I don't want no trabble

>> No.22846358

I like this girl better.

>> No.22846422
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What if she's nobility and very young, making her the most prime lover possible?

>> No.22846492

>hot monstergirls
>futafags ruin them by spamming their garbage.

>> No.22846603
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>"It was nothing, master, I live to serve you~"
This also brings up a wonderful way to bully shogs or kikis, by refusing to praise them ever again when they say it was nothing. Soon they easily break from the starvation of much needed validation, and do greater and greater feats to win your praise, but if you refuse to give them such a thing then they'll eventually break and rape you all the while asking if this is good enough

>> No.22846679
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KC really went all out with this one, she's a literal flying sex machine

>> No.22846702

the Queen of Hearts is really based for making jubjubs in heat forever

>> No.22846736

>kiki cleaning her side of the house while reciting the complete works of Dostoyevsky and somehow also ballet dancing perfectly to Swan Lake
>shoggy explaining that she re-aligned all the quarks in her side of the house to improve the cosmic feng shuei, with lots of incredibly complicated diagrams, quadruple integrals, symbolic logic and small teacher-style glasses you're pretty sure she doesn't actually need to see
>"Mastah! We did good, right? Mastah!! Right?!"

>> No.22846753

>Have Kikimora waifu and Jubjub waifu
>Kiki forces Jub to wear diapers so Kiki isn't stuck cleaning all the time

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>> No.22846766

>Rat choices
Be still, thy beating heart

>> No.22846780
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After refusing to validate her for so long and no only ignoring her but also reprimanding her? She'd break both in body and spirit letting herself go, refusing to take a shower or even perform basic hygiene on herself, your home would noticeably become more filthy from the prim and proper shape it was held in before, there will be an eternal sink full of dishes that never gets cleaned. And after all that if you wanted to be especially cruel you could just fire her and replace her with a younger more peppy kiki that'll happily take over her duties of course this will end with the original kiki turning yandere making you acknowledge all the work she does around the house and properly thank her for it with 3 kids and a wedding ring

>> No.22846784
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My favorite monstergirl matches one of my sign's best picks, so yes.

>Worst: (...) Horse

>> No.22846786

Based and KDFpilled

>> No.22846792

What if I were to do the same thing to the new Kiki maid?

>> No.22846821
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If you somehow get away with breaking the first kiki and tossing her away and try to do the same thing to the new kiki then you'd instantly be blacklisted by the maid company and only provided with sub-standard maids will still try to please her master. Like the new ushi-oni hire that looks forward to breaking your pelvis with plenty of love, a young haughty dragon who's mom forced her to get a summer job that'll only be motivated to work for money, foreign jinko who doesn't speak a lick of English that will constantly stalk you like prey before pouncing on you and raping you, and many more great maids that aren't the best of the best

>> No.22846824

Who said I'd throw away the first Kiki, I'm aiming double yandere here.

>> No.22846828

I guess that explains bicorns?

>> No.22846842

>Born before CNY but after the normal new year that year
What do

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>> No.22846864

Lunar 2020 and the year of the rat starts 1/25/2020 so everyday until then, including 1/24/2020 is part of 2019 and the year of the boar.

>> No.22846910

Poseidons realm is looking pretty comfy

>> No.22846917

Ratas are squirrels, not rats
Very far

>> No.22846919

>There's no law that says you couldn't just marry a dropout
Being clumsy is no excuse to give up on your goals. One day, she'll remember to separate red from white while doing the laundry. One day, souffle will not explode all over her face when she tries to serve it. One day, she'll be able to confidently walk over hardwood floor without accidentally getting one of her talons stuck and need rescuing. Today is not that day, nor is it anywhere in the next decade, but I'm sure clumsy kiki can squeak by with technically passing grades if she puts her mind to it.

>> No.22846930
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They're both rodents, who care about the details when you have mofu to huff

>> No.22846943

>What kind of person is Poseidon?
>"She's the mellow onee-san type giving of this ara-ara ufufu vibe"

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>It's too late for him.
>... Would you like me to introduce you to my friend?

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>> No.22846960

That is the perfect dragon girl.

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They sure are

>> No.22847111

>angrily accepts affection

>> No.22847145

I recognize but I don’t know where it’s from.

>> No.22847161
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jesus christ that scared the shit out of me. fuck shogs and fuck eldritch abominations.

>> No.22847171

I dont think they would need to do that if you weren't running. They could just slowly wrap silently around your legs and then your done for

>> No.22847229
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You forgot the part where shoggoths refuse refusal.

>> No.22847230

i bet you wouldn't mind stripping naked for a big, blood-colored mana dripping wendigo out in the woods and give her a show

>> No.22847233

The cutest thing about shogs and abomination wives in general is slowly realizing this ancient unfathomable being is actually just an affectionate dork with poor communication skills. All the creepy stuff becomes cute once you realize what she's trying to tell you.

>> No.22847236

that's even more scary. imagine thinking everything's alright until you look down and see some spiky goop with teeth taking over your feet and legs

>> No.22847251
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so basically a cute autistic blob?

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>> No.22847275

>dork with poor communication skills
Ah, we have so much in common

>> No.22847283
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I wanna cuddle an undead wife by the fireplace, and stroke her hair.

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>> No.22847387

I know it's a special consideration and not the same circumstance but the half elf/half human/half werewolf girl amuses me.

>> No.22847493

S...TAY BACK stay back
i will defend my self.

>> No.22847669

Can't get the homework if I don't come to class

>> No.22847686

So, a noodle?

>> No.22847688

I have a feeling this is some reference or joke, and it flew completely over my head.

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>> No.22847723

Not much of a TV person. But in such case, TV gets turned off and subscription canceled.

She'd do things like replace all my porn with pics of her in those same positions (if possible), doing all the fetishes I like, but the pics are only her or the two of us together in them. In public, we're more or less joined together. He tail constantly gripping on to me with a coil around the thigh. Same case at home, but she'll let go if I need to go grab something. If she thinks someone's giving me an eye, down the hatch I go and she scurries home quickly to let me out. Some bitch is too combative or pissy? Then they get the one way trip down the hatch. All internet activity is monitored. All vidya is played together. All love/lust must be directed towards her or else I get a day's long rape. One wrong glance at a woman not her, and I get the rape

>> No.22847727

I like the shirohebi but I like the concept of the vanilla lamia because they are much more variable in appearance and personality beside being yandere and clingy. I would want a flat chested kuudere but still hyper yandere loli vanilla lamia with long black hair in a hime cut, pale white skin, and red eyes.

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>> No.22848887

I'm gonna fill that idol with (new) life!

>> No.22849215

>Mom, can I have a Human girlfriend?
>No, we have girlfriend at home.

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Mom, please

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Polite commission shill, turns out he did want to share it:
Uncensored is in the fanart gallery I'm pretty sure.

>> No.22850016

>She thinks I'm at home
Nice try teach

>> No.22850071

Bless you for getting these and making up for the severe lack of art the cuties have got over the years.

>> No.22850090

Maybe you’re at the art museum? Or volunteering at the local soup kitchen?

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grape and noodle harem
being binded up in the middle of this

>> No.22850230

i'd run away if i saw these in my path across the volcanic regions, i'm not trying to get raped

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>walking through volcanic regions while having a penis
>i'm not trying to get raped
Suuuure, Anon.

>> No.22850335

Its schoolwork, you old hag. Just because you put the word "home" in it doesn't magically change that and I ain't taking it home.

>> No.22850369

I don’t like it.

>> No.22850504
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If boys didn’t want to get raped they wouldn’t go around walking everywhere while single. They’re always asking for it then play hard to get when a girl bites their bait.

>> No.22850530

If only acting like a complete slut repelled them.

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>/jp/ still has a boner for nerdwan

>> No.22850558

The beauty of elves is that they're normally considered humans in this setting and so can be corrupted into anything. The profile merely covers their Succubus equivalent.
Dwarves work the same way but they got too carried away. There isn't a single one left that isn't already corrupted.

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>regular slimed are some of my favorite monster girl but they're not popular cause they're too simple and dumb

>> No.22850575

Slimes* fuck

>> No.22850583

I don't want to get raped by most monster girls but if I knew there were Holstaurs or Minotaurs around I'd specifically buy and wear a red shirt around them.

>> No.22850594

All slimes deserve love.

>> No.22850603
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>I don’t want to be raped but I also secretly want to be raped
Why do human boys have to make everything so difficult and confusing?

>> No.22850688

Sure, if you like tongue.

>> No.22850807

>more nerdwan shilling

>> No.22850860
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>Promising MGE game
>You can have a hellhound waiu
>But its fucking nerdhound instead of sexy protective hellhound

>> No.22850862

Maybe when you make a game you can add your own annoying OC

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3 to go

>> No.22850925

>Hellhound wife just found the maid folder


>> No.22850936

>indian elf
why do i find this attractive?

>> No.22850938

You'll look good in the outfit, it'll be fine.

>> No.22851024

Nerdhound's barely even his OC though. It's a shitty joke that started on /monster/. All he's done is took the existing drawing and put a name on it.

>> No.22851035

>omegamale hellhoundfag posting off topic reaction images

>> No.22851072

Hard pass miss me with that nerd shit

>> No.22851079

Now I see the crossed eyes too. Thankfully it's probably an easy fix?

>> No.22851092

Its just that nerdhound feels like having a fat Jinko, or a scrawny Minotaur.

>> No.22851099

Look at this dude.

>> No.22851109

At last it's a fitting one

>> No.22851114

What sort of monster girls are into handholding ?

>> No.22851160


>> No.22851225
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>"You like Castlevania, don't you?"

>> No.22851237

Never played any.

>> No.22851242
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C'mon anon don't ruin this for her, she put a lot of time into the costume, so just play along

>> No.22851251
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I played bloodstained it was good and had cute monster girls

>> No.22851266

i wish there was a really good monster girl game that's not porn, doesn't have monster boys, and not meaningless violent-bullshit. i'm so fucking bored right now, bros

>> No.22851267
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I need drink in my life

>> No.22851270

I wish there was a really good MGE game that was straight porn with both normal and kinky stuff.

>> No.22851272
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Temperance and abstinence are the way!

>> No.22851276

Me and you both.

>> No.22851277
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>> No.22851325
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Teach me how to be a monster hunter.

>> No.22851336

Look I'm willing to wait until marriage, but past that you better put out.

>> No.22851349

It's abstinence since sex is marriage for monsters.

>> No.22851356

Not always

>> No.22851361

fuck angels

>> No.22851376

The actual game? Hit it until it dies.
MGE? Get hit on until you die.

>> No.22851397

Femdomfags seething that their poster girl is not femdom

>> No.22851400

I can't think of a redeeming attribute about her. I'm generally content to hide anything related to her, though.

>> No.22851401

people get hyper autistic when it comes to depicting hellhounds outside of the profile norm

>> No.22851403

I wish to dick it with rage.

>> No.22851404

Why do nearly 100% of protectionfags gravitate to Hellhound? It legit baffles me. There are so many other monster girls that could fit that. Amazon, Minotaur, Jinko, etc.

>> No.22851419

>their poster girl
Angry Ocelomeh noise.

>> No.22851431

The character is a forced meme.

>> No.22851440

Which is funny because the same people love to act like everything else, especially maledom breeds like the Wendigo are Hellhounds or Dark Elves. Not to mention some flat you refusing to accept the line in the actual Hellhound entry that says they are fine with maledom (It just doesn't mean they are broken).

>> No.22851449

Mostly >>22851431

>> No.22851451

I honestly dont think a fat as shit Jinko or a Hinezumi that hates martial arts would fare any better.

>> No.22851470

But nerdhound is not even a Hellhound that is fine with maledom. She is legit sub and weak.

>> No.22851478

>She is legit sub and weak.
Or is she?

>> No.22851481

Literally a forced meme from another website that was spammed for weeks on end. Tends to make anything unlikeable.
It disappearing then popping up as a forced trend again right as a game happens to be in development makes it seem like a marketing attempt too.
Fuck off with that shit, I don't mind that but it's the frequency. Dominant Kikimoras or submissive Manticores don't get the same level of hate because they're not posted in the same volume or obnoxious manner. Trying to turn it into an X dom vs Y dom argument makes it look like you have an agenda to push

>> No.22851486
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>> No.22851501

>the line in the actual Hellhound entry that says they are fine with maledom (It just doesn't mean they are broken).
That line says there's a possibility for Hellhound switches, not full subs like Nerdwan.
Doesn't help that the guy usually posts the exact same picture almost every time instead of rotating the small pool of what there is.

>> No.22851502

>Which is funny because the same people love to act like everything else, especially maledom breeds like the Wendigo are Hellhounds or Dark Elves.
In english please?

>> No.22851517
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First you need strong weapons and armor made from demon silver, after that you just have to read and learn about the monster your hunting and their weaknesses
>Dragons are scared of, and weak to, lightning
>Ushi-Onis are scared of fire since that messes up their regeneration
>Jinkos are ambush predators, you could easily set up a trap for them and use yourself as bait
>Large Mice hunt in extremely large packs so make sure they don't surround you
>Hellhounds are weak to ice attacks
>Moths are easily distracted by lights, so make sure you're not the one carrying the lantern or torch
>Minotaurs can be taunted into a rage that'll tire themselves out leaving them open for counterattack
>Ocelomeh use ambush tactics like their Jinko cousins but use cumbersome strength weapons that you can easily dodge
>Lizardmen and Salamanders are both honorable warriors so you can cheat or use ice attacks like for Hellhounds
>Liches always have a phylactery so just find it and break it, don't try to fight her head on
>Vampires are weakened by sunlight and numbed to pleasure by fresh water, don't use garlic
>Zombies are slow and try to use numbers/spook tactics
>Harpies always try to swoop down to catch you, but dodge this and they'll probably knock themselves out from hitting the ground

>> No.22851522

>other people are posting the monstergirls they want instead of the monstergirls I want
When will the nightmare end?

>> No.22851535

Don't forget that Human Boy hunters are a thing.

So remember if you see a figurine of your favorite anime girl or some Doritos out in the wilderness a monster is trying to trap you.

>> No.22851549

post monsters i want first and then i'll post monsters you want, deal? post devil bug

>> No.22851559
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How about dragons

>> No.22851561

>Order boy breaks down and starts tearing up mid-rape
>"Aww, what's wrong? Is this not how you wanted your first time?"
>He covers his eyes in shame and half-sobs out with absolute sincerity. "I-...I wanted to get, to get married first.."

How does an MG react to this?

>> No.22851562

>what is reading comprehension
He’s saying they act like Wendigos are on the same level of femdom as Dark Elves and the sort, despite being clearly leaning towards maledom.

>> No.22851571

so where can i find each of the eight sabbath branches on the world map?

>> No.22851575

Then that's bullshit because wendigos have been treated like moeblobs forever which is fine, they're meant to be cute and submissive.

>> No.22851576
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>He’s saying they act like Wendigos are on the same level of femdom as Dark Elves and the sort
Since fucking when?

>> No.22851578

8 feet is the optimal monster height

>> No.22851587

b-but that's the average rapist's height for monsters...

>> No.22851588
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Post more buff foxes now.

>> No.22851590
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For non-lolis, correct.

>> No.22851597

I wouldn't mind them a bit more vicious and voracious but thats more due to their mythological counterpart.
Plus feral little animal girls are cute however you get them.

>> No.22851607
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But how can I manhandle her if she's that big?

>> No.22851616

That's a wolf.

>> No.22851621
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>> No.22851645
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Really wish my junk was covered in cheshire spit right now

>> No.22851656

I want to breed this elf again.

>> No.22851662

I want that on my face

>> No.22851663
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North, South, East and West should get you where you need to go

>> No.22851670

I wish she could hold me

>> No.22851675

what about water, fire, air and dirt?

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>> No.22851705
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Whoops just noticed that pic has a nip slip.

>> No.22851732

Some one isn't watching the reviewers anime

>> No.22851788
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Do you think monster girls intentionally nip slip in photos just to tease you?

>> No.22851809

Its simply just too overused.

>> No.22851819
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Damn right, fuck the thots

>> No.22851828
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Oh, absolutely.
The art of purposefully taking a photo that looks like it accidentally included some teasing extras is intensely rehearsed.

>> No.22851834
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Why should we exorcise demons when we could fuck them and turn them into our wives?

>> No.22851843

It should be good for standing breastfeeding, right?

>> No.22851845

Because you exorcise them to assert dominance, AND THEN you turn them into your wife.

>> No.22851855
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>Work a 9 to 5 job in a office
>Have picture of your wife on your desk
>Completely oblivious to her showing a nip slip
>Everyone else is also oblivious
>Except the monster manager

>> No.22851856
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You deserve a big, strong girl who will protect you, get mad on your behalf, and reverse mating-press you

>> No.22851863

Just as long as she doesn't think any less of me for it.

>> No.22851864

Have an elf.

>> No.22851887

I imagine being assaulted by horny elves would be a fun experience.

>> No.22851897

put them in their place as women

>> No.22851908
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What kind of fanfiction teeange monstergirls would write?

>> No.22851913

and where is their place as a woman?

>> No.22851932
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Never trust elves

>> No.22851969

Damn elves. You're walking through the forest looking for an Orc camp to find yourself a cute wife, and before you know it, you're getting milked by some knife-eared brute.

>> No.22851993

How do you protect yourself from flying rapist? They can attack from any angle!

>> No.22852005
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See >>22851856

>> No.22852009

a throne

>> No.22852017

I like to imagine their tails are sensitive.

>> No.22852023
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Give them headpats then run off when they're so lost in pleasure that they fall over and start squirming and convulsing

>> No.22852039

On her hands and knees in your bed

>> No.22852041

Use a hat or umbrella.

>> No.22852059

use dragonrend

>> No.22852069
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>> No.22852080

Live underground.

>> No.22852124
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Anon's frozen again!

>> No.22852189
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don't carry any metal objects

>> No.22852268

t. wurm

>> No.22852311
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I want to be captured and thrown into a Dark Elf's rape dungeon.

>> No.22852366

I want a dark elf to tie me up and use me as her breeding dildo/husband. I also want her high elf to also use me as her breeding stock, but do so under the guise of kindness.

>> No.22852398

High elf prison would have markedly better living conditions than an average human settlement. Their only interrogation technique involves one of them entering your unlocked room and fondling your ears while attempting to think of questions to ask.

>> No.22852405

I want a collection of slime and slime-like maids.

>> No.22852421

Plus the only way to actually escape is to marry your captors. Normally done through intense vanilla lovemaking. The real problem comes when multiple elves want to marry you.

>> No.22852471

Extra sappy, tumblr tier fanfics involving their favorite boy idol and their oc which definitely isn't a self insert at all

>> No.22852489

I wonder how popular male corruption doujins are in MG internet, ones where a wholesome husband-material boy is turned into a disgusting manwhore.

>> No.22852516

I hope it's really common. I want to read a story like that so bad

>> No.22852523

>And then he looked deeply into her eyes, brushed the blonde hair out of her eyes, and then stared profoundly into her eyes.
>A bit embarrassed, but in like a cute way not like an insecure way, she averted her gaze.
>And then, gazing deeply into her eyes, he said the words she had been longing to hear since forever:
>"Wow, dhampirs are really cool and pretty, prettier than vampires even if vampires can afford front row tickets."

>> No.22852536

That dhampir deserves mating press.

>> No.22852541

The main tags for the most popular doujin at the maid table are human_boy, reluctant_master, m:mind_break

>> No.22852566

Minotaur fiction is...interesting to read

>"Ther wuz this rly kute humun boi nd thn ther waz this minotor nd shi hugged him lots nd thei cised nd hi sid "u r so strng plz stay wif mi"

>> No.22852607
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Okay, who ordered the snek?

>> No.22852613
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You all would fuck an alp. Don't lie.

>> No.22852619
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Yeah thanks, put her over here please.

>> No.22852625

uma delicia

>> No.22852627

I'd bang a xenomorph at this point don't you fucking talk to me about standards

>> No.22852631
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You're not supposed to eat the snake. The snake is supposed to eat you!

>> No.22852686

not gay if you beat them up afterwards

>> No.22852699

Nah, as long as the balls don't touch and you say "no homo" afterwards, then it's not gay. Kinda easy since alps don't have balls

>> No.22852700

What if the Dragon's horde was you all along?

>> No.22852704

Nah I'd still eat that cloaca like it's the rye chips in a bag of chex mix

>> No.22852712

team of alp with dodgeballs show up

>> No.22852715

what country eats this soup?
i know brazil eats monkey soup and china eats bat soup so i wouldn't be surprised if it were those countries

>> No.22852746
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>the game was rigged from the start

>> No.22852780
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>playing dodgeball with alps
>alps go on about how big the balls you're holding are
>keep giggling about how they'd like to hold them, even lick them
>make bets on how good they taste
>you've had enough of their shit
>throw your balls at them
>one ambushes you from behind
>"ufufufu, silly. we're talking about these ones" as she extends her hand to your scrotum, cupping your exposed balls
>unbeknownst to you, they managed to remove your pants earlier without you realizing it

>> No.22852795

>"kehehehehe!!! anon's balls are so SOOO big"
>"mmmm, they remind me of what mine used to be like"

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imagine all the old forgotten books she would have to read to you as she teaches you the sand tongue.
some of /lit/s wet dream

>> No.22852817

No thanks.

I wanna teach a sandworm to read and write though since sandworms never get the chance to go to school

>> No.22852850
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>> No.22852878

can a living weapon wield a living weapon?

>> No.22852884

I want to have all the sex with a bunch of alps. I want to be covered in their pussy juice and left ahegoeing in their locker after gym.

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>> No.22852899

Need this, but with my computer instead. Living computer girl when?

>> No.22852908

>tfw this and another story about women being swords got cancelled

>> No.22852928

all we have is Valkyrie drive....

>> No.22852940
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if me and waifu are broke, how do i pay meido

>> No.22852957
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with your body of course

>> No.22852979
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If you live alone how suddenly will the meido attempt to acquire new "chores"

>> No.22852994
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>like slimes cause they won't judge my flabby body
>in fact they like it more, extra sweat to consume

>> No.22853005

rob a bank

>> No.22853030

Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 64. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/Lub1ZUX4

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>> No.22853031

but i'll go to jail and have a cellmate who's a big black hellhound name Shaniqua

>> No.22853059
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>> No.22853088

but i'm scared that one wife will be jealous of the other

>> No.22853107

>Shog imitating a Lava Golem
Silly maid.

>> No.22853133
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Would gamer gazer approve of Mount and Blade Butterlord?

>> No.22853145

>Shrine maiden Cheshire in that slutty outfit
Oh I'd donate to her box alright, it'd be overflowing with donations.
But how can she approve of something that's never coming out?

>> No.22853153

I really want to lay on top of that excess slime.

>> No.22853208
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>slime has their core where the womb would be so when you cum in her your seed makes direct contact with it and your cells penetrate it

>> No.22853225
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>> No.22853227

I want to give the Pharaoh a back rub

>> No.22853231

That's way to lewd, anon.
I love it and want to see that.

>> No.22853261

That’s another reason why Dark Slimes have always been and always will be best slimes.
>tfw no Queen Dark Slime with a HUEG core to molest

>> No.22853264

I want to touch the pharaoh's skin crack things.

>> No.22853266

I'm gonna bully her core with my cum.

>> No.22853267

BlackHarpy40 is the lowrez. The original on Twitter is bigger. Image 300 in the new gallery

>> No.22853269

I think one of the things I would look forwards to the most in the mge world would be the opportunity to be a tsun.
>ywn cook your ogre waifu a meal
>ywn say that it was just extra, and that you hope she chokes on it
>swn put you in her lap while she eats it and tells you how good it is

>> No.22853277

>suspicious that your new slime maid is peeping on shower through the keyhole of your bathroom
>Notice slime oozing through the bottom of the door
what do?

>> No.22853278
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Fashionable puppy wife! I got two sketches this month, this one came out really nice too.

>> No.22853283

Based rtil, he always draws your wife and daughter really well.

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>> No.22853296

He really does a fantastic job, I'm glad I've been able to support him for as long as I have.

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>> No.22853304

This gives me an 80's office lady vibe, I like it.

>> No.22853329

I'm definitely a fan of office lady outfits, but honestly in this case I just saw a neat latex dress I knew she'd look good in. I wasn't even alive in the 80s.

>> No.22853356

>Don't use garlic
What happens if you use it while fighting a vampire?

>> No.22853376

The second phase of the boss fight begins in the bedroom or on any nearby piece of suitably sized furniture.

>> No.22853384
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>never coming out

For once, good news can be delivered.

>> No.22853395

>80's office lady
Monsters with shoulder pads!

>> No.22853421

You're fucked, quite rough and literally

>> No.22853458

Your waifu is really sexy KDF. Nice image!

>> No.22853464

Hey thanks anon!

>> No.22853816
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What's some clauses you think succs try to sneak into their contracts?

>> No.22853817

How does one convince a buff girl to be little spoon?

>> No.22853825

Naked Fridays

>> No.22853830

Depending on temperament, it could be easier than you think.

>> No.22853831

Be bigger than her

>> No.22853836

bribe with back massages

>> No.22853846

Potion of pedomorphosis slipped into her food.

>> No.22853849

>Getting to take half of any sweets you buy
>If she tells you to shave or get a haircut, you can't say no
>You can't make fun of her age, never ever

>> No.22853856

They try to give themselves the legal right to half your fries every time.

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>> No.22853936
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rubber dogs are best dogs

>> No.22853943

I wholeheartedly agree anon, but that's just me.

>> No.22853945

you can say that again

>> No.22854023

Bully the flatties

>> No.22854035
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I agree, if she doesn't have at least a B cup or bigger then she has to put full time cutting board on her resume

>> No.22854042

Flatties bully you with their irresistibly puffy cunnies!

>> No.22854054

I dont need this boner. Gosh KDF your waifu and daughteru are hot. Also who's the artist?

>> No.22854070

This one is amazing.
Found the sauce using iqdb

>> No.22854085

Flatties make me flaccid.

>> No.22854087
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On cold days like this it's a son's duty to cuddle and warm his momster with his body heat

>> No.22854107

>daughteru face
There's a vibe in that suit isn't there

>> No.22854115

Knowing KDF, I'd put money on it.

>> No.22854151

I mean, that wasn't my intention when I got that commission, but it could easily be possible.

>> No.22854177

Cherish the flatties, princess carry the flatties, lewd the flatties

>> No.22854188
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I tried, she started bullying me instead

>> No.22854211
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>"You know, Anon, it's funny that you of all people are bullying me, considering I have videos of you jerking off to 'flatties' like me since freshman year"

>> No.22854234

I want to sneak onto Rata-chan's computer and reorganize all her files in a very complex and thoroughly confusing way!

>> No.22854238

Cute, I wish I had a deredere Minotaur gf whose strength I could admire.

>> No.22854240

Oh no?!

>> No.22854243
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>> No.22854253

Flatties in breast expansion videos. Now drink the bovine growth hormone.

>> No.22854263
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Come back when you actually win an election

>> No.22854318
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Yeti mom will make sure you're never cold

>> No.22854348

How tall would baphos/witches be on average? Because child sized is pretty vague.

>> No.22854364
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Do apophises go after other royalty besides pharaohs like dragon queens or even human queens?

>> No.22854369

You're laughing
A man has been proactively dated and you're laughing.

>> No.22854400

Probably something like 130cm

>> No.22854503

When you think about it, most Baphos would have to have been made/monsterized rather than born naturally as monstergirls, because how could any sane father resist TWO ultimate perfect cunnies instead of just one?

>> No.22854514

I love you

>> No.22854551

It's the opposite. As really powerful monsters very few women, like dragons, would have the potential. The only really known instance of it is from the non canon Baphomet Complex story.

>> No.22854552

Fuck you

>> No.22854564

The Wuhan special?

>> No.22854580

No, that's when you eat out a werebat

>> No.22854588

Isn't that that move from Kung Fu Panda

>> No.22854596
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I love grapesnek

>> No.22854680
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Yandere grape who learns to stack poisons and uses you as her little lab mouse, gives you a reward for being extra obedient and building up a tolerance for her assortment of venoms

>> No.22854686

that venom had better be administered by her sinking her nice big fangs into me

>> No.22854689

Shoggoths are technically slimes, but their tastes can't be fully described or even understood by mortal men so i dont blame you for forgetting them

>> No.22854691

There would be nothing sadder than a lamia with a syringe

>> No.22854741

fug now i want to find the biggest pit viper lamia i can and have her sink her huge highly venomous fangs into me

>> No.22854752

The BEEG loli

>> No.22854759

Big purple chests are so inspiring.

>> No.22854763

But what if she's non-venomous?

>> No.22854766
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It's half the appeal

>> No.22854781

I get the biggest boner thinking about having my neck bitten into and being forced to helplessly buck into the air of her hand.

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Wouldn't even mind the lacerations on my dick with how little I'll be feeling thanks to her venom

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>> No.22854810
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>No big tiddie snek gf

>> No.22854825

Sometimes wish I've never been born at all

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>> No.22854841

I get the feeling too sometimes. If some angel came and tried to guilt trip me by showing me what would have happened if I had never been born, she'd have fucked up.

>> No.22854851

"A Wonderful Life but turns out you weren't as important as that guy" shows up so often in fiction I'm kind of surprised there isn't a version of it with a well-meaning monster. Pretty easy to give it a happy ending with a "well, no matter what, you're important to me" then marriage, but maybe it'd ring too hollow.

>> No.22854858

Not the mama!

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>> No.22854887

I'd like an ending where she shows him their future children going out to conquer the world.
When he asks if that's a good thing, she says don't worry about it and starts to pin him down.

>> No.22854902 [SPOILER] 
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Vote Succubus Party damn it.

>> No.22854904

Only if I get that fat nerd

>> No.22854926

It’s an incredibly minute thing, but elbow length sleeves are superior to upper arm length sleeves.

>> No.22854979

Oh no! glasses are my weakness!

>> No.22854985

I'll take the genki flat succ on the right if no one else will.

>> No.22854986
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Glasses are the best

>> No.22854995

but they want more laws that are in the monster's favor instead of the human men. i want a fancy blonde femdom vampire loli gf, not a random encounter horny monster that'll give me no choice but to wife her only because the law said so! it's not fair and humans deserve protection and bring importance to choice and consent under the law!

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The wardrobe malfunction version was just posted.

>> No.22855008

Anon please, that's not what the Succubus Party stands for, they stand for fucking.

And more fucking. Then some fucking after that. Possibly with a side of fucking to complete the dish.

>> No.22855029

Giga Milk

>> No.22855038

Tell me /jp/. Would it even be remotely possible for Mamono Mana to monsterize this female entity into a monstergirl?


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If a snake doesn't bite, what's even the point?

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In demon realms, dog walks you.

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>> No.22855053

Where does bag and pitcher fit?

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>> No.22855058

Yes. KC already stated that mamano mana effects everything.

>> No.22855065

then why are men constantly under the threat of getting raped without being informed about highly frequent rape areas? the succubus party should regulate warning signs of dangerous areas ahead so that men can avoid them if they don't want to be raped.

>> No.22855075 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.22855079

I want a harem of cow, mega, giga, and milk. I want to spend my days with my lips wrapped around their nipples. I want to drink at least a full glass of milk from each everyday.

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Posty comfy Monstergirl pics please

>> No.22855097
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>> No.22855115

you retards need to stop posting offtopic images. we let a couple pass, but then more and more keep getting posted.

>> No.22855125

Gonna milk that COW

>> No.22855136

I like to headcanon that the color red, like with real-life bulls and cows, doesn't actually make them angry.

I headcanon specifically that holsts and minos just use it as an excuse to be much more aggressive whenever they want without breaking their usual personality.

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>> No.22855151

Thanks for adding a "-", solving the captcha, and clicking post Ms., or I guess it's Mrs. now, Drop Bear.

>> No.22855179

Monster abductors are very considerate! That's the best kind of advertisement.

>> No.22855181

wow, replying to a day old post with a no fun reply. very cool, I'm sure you were very popular growing up.

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>> No.22855206

IRL it's the motion of the cape that pisses them off. Shake your ass near a Minotaur at your own risk.

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Newfags don't have MG-themed reaction pictures saved.

>> No.22855225

>businessman comes home after a week-long trip away
>holst wife comes running, tackling and taking him right then and there with the force of ten minotaurs
>later as they're cuddling, husband asks if she was really that lonely after just 7 days
>"Sorry dear, I couldn't resist! Red and all, you know."
>"This tie is purple."
>Holst snuggles closer to him, and whispers into his ear "Close enough~"

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>> No.22855246

Wholesome friendship?

>> No.22855256

As far as I know those tentacles are used purely for hugging.

>> No.22855262

I want to shoot my cum deep inside her pussy!

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>> No.22855296

Look at those abs! This is the power of an Abdominal Snowman!

>> No.22855309

Your waifu would never lie about giving you head in exchange for spoiling her for a night. You know who would though? Bitchy human woman. Do not fuck them, fuck monster's.

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I want to be a big strong yetis little spoon!

>> No.22855390
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>having to be bribed to show your wife affection

Literally nothing turns me on more than genuine lovey-dovey shit. I get rock hard just thinking about calling each other pet names, and being mutually clingy as fuck.

And even if I didn't have a fetish for it, it gives me heart boners so I'd still do it.

>> No.22855410

I think you missed the point. Being affectionate and spoiling are very different anon.

>> No.22855427

I think one of the nicest ways to spend a weekend would just be watching your maid do chores and praising all the care and attention to small details she put into everything she does for you. Just complimenting her and being affectionate until she's a blushy mess, then paying back the favor by washing her hair (would that be pleasurable for shogs?) and giving her anything she could possibly want.

>> No.22855440

a) Max Stealth upgrade for deployment-cloak
b) Ranger or Walker topguns depending on personal preference, use 2x if serious deterrence is needed but you'll be much more vulnerable to armor or infantry on the ground.

>> No.22855446

Challenge her to a children's card game.
If you win she's not allowed to rape you!

>> No.22855456

What if she wins though? Do I get the normal rape treatment or the no pelvis left version?

>> No.22855486

Is it true that beating both a Pharaoh and Apophis in a children's card game is the best way to bring peace to the desert kingdoms?

>> No.22855503

The best way is to fug the bugs.

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>> No.22855514

You get banished to the shadow bedroom where you can't leave until you have had your pelvis pulverized due to all the rape.

It's true, but they are both excellent duelers with god cards so good luck with that.
If you do manage to beat them both they have to either become your companions or lovers.

>> No.22855541

>a properous yet lewd society in the day
>anything goes by night
the best of both worlds

>> No.22855552

I think Pharaohs would have classic/"boomer" decks but also all the foil variants and limited editions, but Apophises would have all the synchro/pendulum/XYZ stuff while constantly being in debt buying new booster packs and hindered by their inability to operate motorcycles.

>> No.22855578

Simple then. Abuse pharoahs shitty decks and call in lewd apophis favors to gain both wives.

>> No.22855680

The Heart of the Cards is probably a real thing given DE. As long as the Pharaoh is loyal to her deck, her deck will be loyal to her!

>> No.22855699

Yeah, but what if I call her a nerd at the top of my lungs?

>> No.22855716

She'll probably cry and need half an episode of friendship speeches from her Anubis cheerleaders. Perfect time to relax or take a few of her extra star chips.

>> No.22855899

The guide says they're standing blowjob height

>> No.22855901

Thats will be my trap though. I will get some anubis fags with me so when the she turns to get support all she sees are her dogs being fucked by their new husbands. Their bodies covered in cum will make the Pharoah beyond horny. Leading to eventual sex and a happy dual marriage to me and apophis.

>> No.22855902

even if i was never allowed to have sex with but was married to an mg i would if i could have scalp massages

>> No.22855907

Not to mention the fuckin dragons

>> No.22856032

I would honestly love to marry a monster girl even if I could never have sex with her. The unconditional love and care is wonderful.

>> No.22856106

They're also easy to throw, you can get good distance too.

>> No.22856386

Fags. This is why you'll alp

>> No.22856704

>smug Yeti selling goods at her winter shop
>"You like the blanket, traveler? It will keep you warm on the coldest of nights, light as a feather but heavy enough to cuddle you like a..."
>"You seem like reasonable buyer, I give you very fair price for blanket"
>"Just promise me you'll use it tonight, something tells me the Ice Queen is going to lower the temps where even a White Horn cannot come out to save you, you may need some immediate assistance, hehehe"

>> No.22857117

I want whitehorn-san to save me

>> No.22857252

BIG monsters with little husbands.

>> No.22857262

White Horn-san finally got a date at the bar and now you're going to give her an emergency phone call that she can't ignore!

>> No.22857319

Cute shog family photo

>> No.22857322
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LITTLE monsters with big husbands

>> No.22857376

Just thinking how great it'd be if a hellhound aggressively licked me all over while a grinding her body against me

>> No.22857400

Medium monsters with medium husbands.

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Snu snu wife

>> No.22857457
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Big floof wife are a must

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I like this big floof wife

>> No.22857492

I'm really coming onto the idea of a protective hellhound harem. All doms, but very protective and caring towards you, so much so that it wouldn't even seem like they're doms until it's time for sex. Meanwhile, everyone else not hubby or the kids are treated with upmost hostility. God forbid someone walks too close to the house at the wrong time; no barking or howling, just physical abuse and/or intimidation

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Might want to delete the file fren

>> No.22857522
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Little girls are the best wives

>> No.22857527
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They're the best!

>> No.22857534
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LITTLE monsters with BEEG mofu!

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Come on guys, I'm not seeing enough movement!

>> No.22857654
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what's more fun? being an elementary school teacher with all your students being sabbath lolis, or being a shota and ending up with a big milfy hakutaku as your teacher who really likes you?

>> No.22857679

Big husbands, bigger wives. All others are inferior due to lack of height alone.

>> No.22857729

BEEG and MEATY wives.

>> No.22857730
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She's a Dark Mage. Yeah, let's go with that.

>> No.22857792

So you are basically her small portable mana recharger

>> No.22857890
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muscles are gay, i like normal-looking women monsters

>> No.22857997
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I just wanna lick a Hellhound's abs, nothing gay about that

>> No.22857999

It'd be even worse if you have red hair. I doubt being a redskin would count.

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Wouldn't Yetis be Tibetan? Or does a certain yellow bear not like that

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>> No.22858055
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This, except young girl monsters > women monsters

>> No.22858065

The solution is to be a shota with a Hellhound momster harem. Instead of being rapey they become overly affectionate and as a bonus they become even more protective. Odds are though a boy raised a group of Hellhounds would become a total mama's boy that the femdom type monster girls would feel isn't even worth bullying/teasing.

>> No.22858071

Having the teacher. When I was a innocent tyke who knew nothing of sex there were a couple teachers I had a innocent crush on.

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Bullying? Probably not.
Teasing? You better believe they’re gonna (sexually) tease the hell into that kid.

>> No.22858157

A intruder forced to marry the tomb's guardian whether his family approves or not.

>> No.22858178

I meant other femdon type monster girls, as in not Hellhounds.

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Could an intelligent slime with lots of mana act like a chemical lab? Absorbing alchemists ingredients and producing aphrodisiacs, pheromones, stimulants all into one colorful cocktail

>> No.22858260

Quite possibly, but most slimes are kinda simple-minded.
You’d need a dark slime or something roughly equivalent to get that to work and not have them just eat the ingredients.

>> No.22858285

You would think a slime would be more intelligent because there mind is like a liquid state drive

>> No.22858291

It is preoccupied with thoughts of husband.

>> No.22858340
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>Cheeky, fun-loving wizard who uses knowledge of MGs to fuck with people
>Has memorized a ludicrous number of riddles in case of unexpected Sphinx encounters
>Once trapped a Titania within a circle of iron horseshoes until she agreed to keep her 'children' from vandalizing his herb garden
>Shamelessly uses 'Bugs Bunny' tactics to mess with (relatively) innocent low-IQ Gobbos

It's all fun and games until he finally meets the Dark Mage or Baphomet whose magical knowledge/experience makes him look infantile in comparison.

>> No.22858372

I want that shortstack to tease me mercilessly.

>> No.22858420

>Mage magic drains him then Gates him into a Dorome cave

>> No.22858432

but they look underaged

>> No.22858443

>Dark Mage or Baphomet whose magical knowledge/experience makes him look infantile in comparison.
>the vast majority of it is related to just sex and eromancy and she gets btfo anyway

>> No.22858495

Shiro’s Sabbath, for example, prides themselves on their magical expertise in all fields.
Reminder that they teleported an entire doomed city for god’s sake.

>> No.22858506

To the anons this applies to: what are your monstergirl daughterus' names, and what are their species?
Would you dick them?

>> No.22858514
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Remember only compliments

>> No.22858537

That reminds me, was it ever stated if a shortstack loses her large breasts if she gets turned into a witch? I thought it'd be funny if a flirty legal loli sorceress got turned into a witch and no one noticed she had been monsterized because a flirty human legal loli sorceress got turned into a ageless loli sorceress species that likes to attract men like any other monster girl. People would certainly notice though if she was a shortstack and lost her breasts.

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>but they look underaged
That's one of their best features, and if they actually are then that's even better.

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Unless it's specifically a Marune Sabbath witch, that would probably be the case, yes.
And that's the dangerous thing about Momonika's Sabbath; they invite actual lolis, so visual differences to warn you are minimal if there's any at all.

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You gotta watch out for those short races anon. You should still merry the dorf though, even if they are nymphos.

>> No.22858617

For being a phantom with a daughterfu's imagination, she likes to change her name every week, along with a new personality, likes and dislikes. This week, she is "Laura of the Comfy Couch Kingdom."
As for the spoiler, if she has been good, and she asks nicely, yes.

>> No.22858657

My Kobold daughteru is Opal, and oh my yes.

>> No.22858664
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I like lolis, but I prefer them to be of age. Mostly just a personality thing to me.

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happy day

>> No.22858742
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for me its the right

>> No.22858806
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I Want the Red hood course!

>> No.22858829

You are despicable!

>> No.22858874

Yes, but shortstack mages probably would be recruited my marune or another oppai-sabbath instead.

>> No.22858880

i don't want to be a lolicon, lolis with barely any clothes are becoming more and more alluring to me and there's nothing i can do about it.
i don't want to convert, bros.

>> No.22858890

It's too late anon, you've already been had.

>> No.22858895

Just go to the onee-sabbath, they'll protect you by showing your face between their massive tits.

>> No.22858918

I imagine the actually young monstergirls would be only part of the way to "perfectly knows what men like" status like the fully grown ones, and the rest would come from practice and teaching her which would make for very well-adjusted and loving couples.

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The way I see it, I always was into lolis, I just didn't want to admit it. And it's not like I've stopped liking big tiddy girls too.
Basically, if you're honest with yourself, what is there to fear?

>> No.22858981
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Sounds serious. You should consult with medical sabbath

>> No.22859126
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Big snakes

>> No.22859177
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What about no clothes?

>> No.22859181
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Ill have Cow please

>> No.22859185
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>If some angel came and tried to guilt trip me by showing me what would have happened if I had never been born, she'd have fucked up.

>> No.22859187

imagine slowly untying the cloth at the tip of her tail as she tries to stop herself from squirming and retain her composure

>> No.22859202

I have no clue what the fuck happened to this file, for some reason when i tried to upload the original it said it contained an embedded file, uhhhh oops. Here are the originals incase someone knows some shit


>> No.22859211
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>What about no clothes?
complete nude doesn't do it for me.

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But what if they want to show off their bodies to you?

>> No.22859223
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t.gay person

>> No.22859224
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>huge cyclops steals local town's food supply after getting powered up from Yggdrasil getting destroyed by a Lilem and replaced with a beacon of demonic powers
how do i defeat her now

>> No.22859225

yeah she'd had to at least be wearing elbow gloves and thighighs.

>> No.22859234

i'll teach them to behave more appropriately by not doing anything provocative like wiggling their naked bodies lewdly around me

>> No.22859237

Familiars are the only element of the sabbath that makes me hard as diamonds

>> No.22859261

would it be trashy to sell the discarded pieces of a your waifu like scales or pearls?

>> No.22859262

I want a Marune Sabbath famillia to tease me about being a dirty lolicon, as she rubs herself on me!

>> No.22859331

What if they took turns making you lick their boob sweat clean that'd br pretty cruel and smelly haha

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>elbow gloves and thighighs only
That would fit a Wight like a glove

>> No.22859349

Well if she messed up that bad she would just fuck you until you are happy.
So she'll be raping you for the rest of fucking time.

>> No.22859389

Someone should tell her she doesn't need to do that dance when she whenever she wins.

>> No.22859406

Despite the no legs things, I could see snakes being really into dancing.

>> No.22859413
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Since royal rumble's coming right around the corner, whats your waifus finishing move?

>> No.22859435

The AA-12 special.

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It's not that unbelievable.

>> No.22859446
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Boobclops are hot

>> No.22859450
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The Vacuum Butt Cannon!


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Probably one of the last commissions for a while from me. Might have 1 or 2 more that i need to pay for before stopping for a bit. This time another one of my new wife by JeffoDraws!
Pantyless version: http://imgbox.com/MhuuG8Gd

>> No.22859477
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Do cyclops girls likes smaller human guys?

>> No.22859486

of course, and they especially love smaller human guys who need their skills to forge arms and armour for them

>> No.22859504

But they might also like big guys who can work alongside them.
They both have their upsides.

>> No.22859507

I worry about monster girls becoming real purely from an aesthetic standpoint. Think of things that look good in 2D but bad in 3D.
>2D big forehead
Cute and endearing.
>3D big forehead
Rocky Dennis.

>> No.22859512

what about small guys who can work alongside them

>> No.22859517

Where does one find all these parasite slime wives?

>> No.22859523
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Got two wives I could see wrestling. Slamander wife's finisher would be a combo consiting of a lariat followed by slamming her tail on her downed opponent. Hinezumi wife would have two situational finishers, one being a sudden kick with the other being a rear choke hold.

>> No.22859525
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Good luck. Have you SEEN the size of their forging equipment?

>> No.22859534
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A fivehead is a fivehead, 2D or not.
Just ask code lyoko how well that worked out in 2d.

>> No.22859535

Wouldn't you want everything to look 2d though?

>> No.22859538
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Big soft familiars are fine too

>> No.22859540

Two ways.
1: Find a wild parasite slime. Cum on it repeatedly till it divides and creates more. This can be done before or after its infected a women. Slime from other types can be used to alter the pslimes type during division.
2:Take a slime potion and cum inside a women. Instant slime carrier. You can eat different slime types to influence unique pslime variants.

>> No.22859562
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Marry apophis
Enslave pharaoh

>> No.22859597

I yearn to see the traditional forbidden dance of the apophis.

>> No.22859608

but i don't want evil in my kingdom, that only leads to rape. and it attracts hellhounds, i don't want them in my kingdom.

>> No.22859617

Mountain Dew Baja Blast slime

>> No.22859624

And suddenly I'm reminded of a recent dream of being swarmed by metal slimes trying to glomp me all at once.

>> No.22859635

Marrying a Hellhound
Then becoming HER bitch

>> No.22859639
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Oh yeah, don't forget that apophis make desert kindgoms into Dark Demon Realms, which means endless night.
The perfect hunting grounds for the hounds.

>> No.22859643

This I want pharaoh and all her underlings to build a mighty tomb fortress not some grape flavored belly dancer fuck tent

>> No.22859646

Aren't you supposed to become her bitch first, then marry her?

>> No.22859647

>I can be ur devil or ur angle

>> No.22859649
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She wants a mate, not a mere female animal.

>> No.22859667

>genderswap slime tentacle rape escort

i wish to be the girl

>> No.22859774

I'm going to become strong enough to I can wrestle her during sex!

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>> No.22859795

I'd want the apophis to give the pharoah a dry bite and watch the pharoah act lewdly anyway.

>> No.22859819

I wish I had more monster girl dreams.

>> No.22859841

Anon no, you know that if you do that she'll love you way too much!

>> No.22859842
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>woke up between 4 dreams yesterday
>none MG related
Stupid brain, I need a mindflayer or something to program them into me

>> No.22859848

The only one I ever had was performing a mating press on a Jinko's two daughters while she watched, then her riding me. It was VERY real feeling.

>> No.22859868

I think I had some but all the details where forgotten.
One time I had a false awakening and It was intensely realistic if only it was more "exciting"

>> No.22859871

I don't even really like Jinko's either, but I have a new appreciation for them. Just need to keep trying to lucid dream and I shall breed her and her daughters again.

>> No.22859873

>Anon has a hellhound wife
>she always dominates him
>He starts to get /fit/
>Get's strong enough to wrestle her for control during sex, though she's still strong enough to take back control and they keep going back and forth during sex
>Hellhound wife goes full on heart-eyes due to this
>She becomes generally more upbeat and loving after this as well

>> No.22859879

Same but I usually never remember my dreams.

>> No.22859881

I couldn't forget that dream man. It felt better than sex.

>> No.22859886

well then I will have to take up making the wood furniture and doing the engravings then

>> No.22859893

I only remember a dream where i fucked a 3dpd and i felt so disgusting when i woke up ;_;

>> No.22859914

I remember a dream that hata no kokoro was my girlfriend irl , then I woke up next her, then I woke up for real.

>> No.22859924

thats some inception shit

>> No.22859937

Maybe I should just go down the tulpa path.

>> No.22859940

Rape is not very nice.

>> No.22859959
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Why do they like this

>> No.22859967

nah a sound mind will find order and happiness
a broken one just creates annoying schizo posts

>> No.22859979

You'd have to ask someone with elf ears

>> No.22859990
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pointer ears have pointier nerve endings

>> No.22859991

Therefore you should immediately say you consent when you get pounced.

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>> No.22860012
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Not thanks i'd rather stick with my cute elf

>> No.22860023

I need a Dorome maid in my life.
A Dark Slime maid.
A Lava Golem maid.
And finally a Shoggoth.

>> No.22860029
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Weird erogenous zones are part of the monstergirl fun

>> No.22860031

~fufufu tastes so noble... .

>> No.22860071
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>Going for Elf Hag

How disappointing.

>> No.22860077

How about not getting pounced when you say no?

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>He doesn't want the elf hag

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Good on you. You might want to train using your slime magic as well. Also i recommend you take multiple slime potions just incase. Also your wives will probably stay as nuns so just be prepared to become the headpriest.

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Find something even older >.>

>> No.22860113

Gonna eat a Raging Mushroom too!

>> No.22860119

I want that high elf noble to use my face as a throne

>> No.22860123

do you gois like small but powerful monsters?

>> No.22860132

Yes, Baphomets are way too fuckable.

>> No.22860155

Definitely a good idea. Leave them exhausted and unable to resist as the pslime you have just inserted deep inside completes the merger. I also recommend locking all entrences and exits. The entire process is going to be very sticky and Slimey. Your gunna need some time to clean up and enjoy the new wives. You dont want to be walked in on when that happens.
Also do be prepared for the pslime to violate its host a bit. You will probably come back to some of the first girls only to find the slime coiled around the hosts body, begging you to help them more.

>> No.22860163

Slimes are great helpers

>> No.22860195
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Agreed! Its why i love my Pslime wives so much! Always so willing to help their carriers and me! Just make sure you give both your new nun carriers and Pslimes lots of love!

>> No.22860253

How far can you push a Hellhound if you eat a Raging Mushroom? I'm fully aware they bounce back after its effects wear off, but they must make some cute moans while it works, and there could be more.

>> No.22860278

I love me some lolibabas. Lolibaba Pharaoh or Vampire.

>> No.22860317

>fucking the youngest nun silly while the the rest of the nuns are also getting fucked silly by their slime halfs.

>> No.22860320

Are there any good authors who have written non-smut, romance stories in the pastebin?
I read CYOA-anon's alien mantis story last night and I thought it was horrible so I'd like to avoid such an unpleasant experience again.

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>> No.22860374

Exactly. An orgy of slime, Nuns, and you!

>> No.22860403

How cute.

>> No.22860410

hug her thigh as you walk

>> No.22860438
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Red fox is the largest of foxes

>> No.22860476
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It's true

>> No.22860513
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is bigger better?

>> No.22860519
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For some.

>> No.22860521

I love big titty monsters.

>> No.22860523

I'm not 100% sure what we are doing anymore.

>> No.22860525


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>> No.22860531

what should we do?

>> No.22860547
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That hot,have a demon girl
Also name of the artist?i can't find it

>> No.22860561

Don't know either, saved it from an earlier thread

>> No.22860597

There are still poor souls in this world that you have not spoken with.They wait for you.

>> No.22860608

Found 'em.

>> No.22860625
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like who?

>> No.22860658

Why does she look so unhappy? Who is forcing her to do that?

>> No.22860666

How is your waifu prepping for the Corona?

>> No.22860667

BIG tiger sisters harem!
Lots of buff
Lots of chuff

>> No.22860676

Demonic energy aura that converts it into something sexy.

>> No.22860685

twitch chat

>> No.22860694

Are minors even allowed to run a stream there?

>> No.22860699

It's MGEland anon, minors can have sex so I'm sure they can stream.

>> No.22860713
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She is a big girl

>> No.22860718
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I could spend all day kissing, cuddling, and fucking baphos

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>> No.22860722

This >>22860699, if she's old enough to bone she's old enough to do it on stream.

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>> No.22860743

I'd do it with her on stream. If I come to early will I get posted on LSF?

>> No.22860747

But who would subscribe when they are MPBD?

>> No.22860753



>> No.22860758

mating press before donating

>> No.22860764

Of course, Wendi-chan has her daily cooking stream where she only burns the food some of the time!

>> No.22860776
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Big oni girl giving me a thigh job is one of favorite my fetish

>> No.22860780

ya but if they where real couldn't you just as easily get pounced

>> No.22860781

jesus that oni needs to put on something less revealing, she looks like she's going to capture, beat up, and then rape an anon for the lulz

>> No.22860784

The point would be to recruit all the hikki neet MG's that watch my twitch to live in my harem. Every single one of them.

>> No.22860788

Would hug her and compliment her strength

>> No.22860791

Just imagine spending a lazy Saturday morning with Runya Runya.
>Waking up in her bed, surrounded by stuffed animals—because cute girls like cute things like that
>She's got her fluffy arms wrapped around you, chest against yours
>So close you can feel her heartbeat and her breath against your bare skin
>Normally you'd be the one getting her up for another day at work
>If not that, than one of her cute, fluffy assistants, of course
>But not today. It's Saturday
>The two of you can just stay here and enjoy the calm
>You run your hands through her hair, and up and down her horns
>She mumbles cutely, opening her eyes just enough to see your face
>She softly smiles before drifting back to sleep
We need more cute Runya pics

>> No.22860792

I wanna run a lewd, pro-Sabbath, twitch gaming stream

>> No.22860793

live stream fails normie

>> No.22860794

>>She softly smiles before drifting back to sleep
then you wake up

>> No.22860796

>We need more cute Runya pics
Indeed! But we need more lewd Runya pics too

>> No.22860811
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>Lewd Runya
No damnit. We need cute and clean pics so I can attach them to greens like that.
Also I only accept mutual sleepy funtime with Runya...like with Sheep

>> No.22860814

>Kikimora wearing a Shoggoth as a sort of latex gimp suit while their master fucks them both at the same time

>> No.22860818
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We need Runya showing off her pussy and ass!
And then getting doggystyled!
And then some missionary impregnation!

>> No.22860820

No, all we need is Runya getting her paws cummed on.

>> No.22860821

I am a simpleton I like to go through one entity at a time.

>> No.22860828

We need Runya sleeping on Ratatoskr tail, while the other members of her Sabbath try and wake her up.

>> No.22860830
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Winternubis drinking Yetea brand tea

>> No.22860834

I think it complements her and would gladly walk up to her and state as much

>> No.22860839

Get ready for her to carry to you under her arm all the way to her den, pushing you against her abs the whole time

>> No.22860848

We need more lewd and cute pics of loli versions of adult profile girls.

>> No.22860850
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>but anon I dont need clothing!
>I- I look cute?!

>> No.22860851
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What about Runya letting out some cute bleats?

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>while the other members of her Sabbath try and wake her up.
in vain

>> No.22860865

>pushing you against her abs the whole time
>the overwhelming scent of her pheromones, quality leather jacket, sake, and a faint floral scent you cant put your finger on

>> No.22860873
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I recognize this slime

>> No.22860886
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>convincing your goo girl that she looks even better in kinky outfits
>insisting that it's like a second skin that gives you a guide to please her in tender and sensitive spots
>she doesn't understand but is glad that it makes you happy without much extra effort
>you take great care caressing the watertight rubber that perfectly holds a beautiful, voluptuous form you can grab onto and squeeze
>she gives your member a good ol rub with the latex that doesn't even need lubricant cause she's already got it nice and wet
>she loves the material not only cause it helps her hold form and keep her core hidden but also cause it leaves your man-juice open to be absorbed

>> No.22860891

Runya goes to elaborate means to get a prince charming to kiss her.

>> No.22860899

If I tell a Minotaur how beautiful her muscles or, how wonderful her strength is, and how safe I feel with her, does it mean I'm now her boyfriend, or do I need to ask her out directly to make it official? Or do I wait for her to declare me her boyfriend?

>> No.22860901

>how beautiful her muscles or
*are, how the fuck did I make this typo?

>> No.22860905

>when she takes her clothes off she just gloops out
>try to explain to her how to tease them off
>instead she just takes your clothes off latches on

>> No.22860930

I’m going to tell a Hellhound I’m into BDSM.
B - Big
D - Dogs
S - Snuggling
M - Me

>> No.22860937

>S - Snuggling

>> No.22860944

Shoggy condom that squirms and pulsates while you're fucking the Kikimora and always breaks when you're cumming.
The Kikimora's deft hands handling a Shoggoth onahole extremely well on your cock.

>> No.22860968

>Fake sleeping
>Hears the "prince" walk up and get close to her face
>Runya's face blushes out of control

>> No.22860985

Hell yeah I'm into BDSM
B - Chasing
D - Dogs
S - With
M - Vacuums

>> No.22861004

You suck at this

>> No.22861039

Not him but that's a meme.

>> No.22861066

Every species that fucks you unconscious has at least an affinity for cuddling.

>> No.22861105

Not that the manticore would ever admit this while you're still conscious

>> No.22861113
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>Tell hellhound wife you're into BDSM
>Her tail wags
>Tell her you mean "Big Dogs Snuggling Me"
>Her tail wags harder

>> No.22861119

That's what the Enhance Lover hieromancy is for.

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