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That's what you get for being a single human male.

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This thread came first by ONE second.

>> No.23021550

>No loli Cheshire twins that try to get my attention.
>One by constantly trying to jump my dick, the other by going full loppai loli.

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I am speed

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Old hags deserve young, hot dickings. Impregnate a GMILF today.

>> No.23021761

I wanna lick the inside of that fox's mouth

>> No.23021764
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Friendzoning your Cheshire bestie

>> No.23021773

>When I can fill her with kittens.
Anon please.

>> No.23021775

Would impregnate Jinko grandmomster

>> No.23021795
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Gonna give my alp squire lots of rough "night training." You can tell how good of a workout it is by how sore she is in the morning.

>> No.23021799

She's holding on to that sword in a very dangerous way.

>> No.23021804

Imagine her knocking on your door, asking if you're home so that you two can play together. Only for her to hear you railing another monster girl through an open window

>> No.23021814

I think it's sheathed, so she's fine.

>> No.23021830

Imagine how your cheshire bestie, already dazed thanks to your 'cheating', would react if you asked her to join into a threesome, saying you're man enough for the both of them

>> No.23021876

I hope monstergirl sweat has a salty but mostly sweet taste to it. Same for pussy juice.

>> No.23022025

I want a yan Cheshire to trample me.

>> No.23022030

how do harvin react to being picked up by tall strangers?

>> No.23022053

Who’s Harvin?

>> No.23022067

race of shorties from granblue

>> No.23022072

Old hags deserve BBC only.

>> No.23022109

I feel like some monsters would aggressively attempt to ask if there's room for one more wife, if they found out you're already taken, and they want you still. also >mamano mana, apparently they can just tell theres the mark of another MG on you

>> No.23022131

Whose blood is that?

>> No.23022142

It's probably chocolate syrup

>> No.23022158

>"He was wearing a tshirt in the snow, he was asking for it!"
>Miss I'm not cold, I'm Canad-
>"He's freezing and needs a hug!"

>> No.23022173

Valentines day must have gone very wrong for her

>> No.23022180

Wonderland style cooking is often experimental.

>> No.23022183

Get cancer

>> No.23022206
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Just had an epiphany while in the middle of sorting my folders, it all makes sense now guys, they're the reason we exist. We're on this planet to be breeding sows for monster girls. Human men are for monsters! It makes us happy to feed them, mate with them, marry them, embrace them, cause it's simply in our DNA. And they deserve it too, they're stronger, smarter, and sexier than human women. Obviously this is nature telling us they're our true ideal mates! Monster girls are our endgame I swear it!

>> No.23022224

Never reject a Cheshire unless you want the demon silver to come out.

>> No.23022233

>domesticated human

>> No.23022308

Yes, you should get on a lap of a large catgirl or doggirl and let her pet you.

>> No.23022334

i'd love for a catgirl to lick me and massage my scalp

>> No.23022347

Fuck, I'm in a bad place right now regarding monstegirls. I need comfy ASAP.

>> No.23022353

what did you do?

>> No.23022355
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Here's something very cute

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Here's a little flamethrower

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I don't know if I want to know, but take this.

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>> No.23022398
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Do you think Unicorns have a dislike for slut men since they can only go after virgins?

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>Ywn wake up to a cheshire giving your face a thorough tongue bath
Fuck man, I really want her spit all over my face. I wanna smell nothing but her hot, steamy breath and her sticky, wet saliva. I wanna feel that warm, soft, squishy tongue violating my face and my mouth

>> No.23022499

I doubt they actively dislike men they would never want to fuck. Maybe they pity them.

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Cat baths every day for this good anon

>> No.23022547

They think they're creepy and disgusting.

It's a funny headcanon, but I've always had the thought that unicorns are the exact opposite of 3DPD roasties. 3DPD love Chads, guys who've been around. They hate those ugly, incel virgins. Unicorns are the opposite. They think Chads are creepy and disgusting. They even get grossed out at Chads looking them. Meanwhile, that lonely, incel virgin they see. They think he's a total stud, a cutie. They touch themselves at night to the thought of that pathetic nerd taking their virginity. They flirt with them. They get touchy-feely with them

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>> No.23022560

Sounds more like some Succubi. The sort KC mentioned in the notebook, that go to great lengths to take a virigin as their own, and make their first time very special.

>> No.23022591

Yes, but succubi also have a very wide range of personalities and dispositions, so there's likely to be quite bit of variation on this topic. Unicorns however are the true, absolute opposite to 3DPD. And it doesn't vary since that results in bicorning themselves.

>> No.23022594

OD'd on certain tags and desperately need to get a grip

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Asanagi is one hell of a drug. So much disgust, arousal, attraction, shame, and emotional heartbreak. Not my proudest fap. In fact, regrettable even. And whatever ounce of innocence I had left was taken from me that day.

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She's the greatest she really is, wanna get totally lost in her world of obscenity and lust till I'm her loving captive hubby

>> No.23022736

I love devils!
Does anyone else?
Why does everyone love demons but sleep on superior devils!

>> No.23022741

Body types.

>> No.23022747

I like them better. Not only do I like loli bodies like the default profile better but I like their devoted housewife personality better than the contract gimmick.

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>> No.23022757

KC has drawn loli demons and Will's stuff has devils with breasts. Body type is meaningless.

>> No.23022793

Given a choice between the two, I'd pick Devil every time—although preferably with a petite, but grown body.

Devil's extra art is also probably one of my favorite MGE fantasies.

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I agree.
My biggest gripe though is how many stories are about demons but there are very few on devils.
When writing about demons across multiple stories they mostly feel the same, but I can imagine devils being more varied and interesting.
There agressive converting of women and informal faust bargains would make for great stories

My second favorite is the atlach-nacha who also gets no love.

>> No.23022852

I don’t know how you people do this shit to yourselves.
The moment I see some awful stuff my boner is gone and I close out of the work.

>> No.23022853

i couldn't stomach living inside a sandworm

>> No.23022858

I like his individual colored images but anything and everything actually in the doujins is what's fucking awful

>> No.23022871

don't worry, many others don't have the guts for it too.

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I would spend every day inside one if I could. I would sleep inside her. My waifu is a sandworm

>> No.23022936

But I like loli Demons. I don't like the one KC officially drew that's from the super extremist Sabbath though.

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You gonna get licked

>> No.23022955

Why not?

>> No.23022965

I'd ask her if she can help me with my ligma.

>> No.23022974

Demons are part of the extremist faction by default, anon.

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Only 19 more days until the SUPER MOON

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The good shit.

>> No.23023085

I'm probably gonna do a quick read through of all his stuff later today.

>> No.23023086

what's so super about that super moon? will i get superpowers if i'm bitten by a radioactive dog under a supermoon?

>> No.23023087

what's she gonna lick?

>> No.23023092
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I want to intentionally take my waifu out camping for the full moon!

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I better stock up on Reese's, Succubus proof windows, and some door locks.

>> No.23023134

i wish a fox or wolfu looked at me like this

>> No.23023139

Thankfully this shit isn't in MGE. Just because you want to be raped or want your wife to go insane monthly doesn't mean everyone does.

>> No.23023143

I want to tie my waifu up on the eve of the full moon and cuddle her through the night!

>> No.23023157

That’s because MGE monsters are that horny by default.

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Moon-viewing is usually an Autumn thing but I think exceptions can be made when a moon is just really, really super

>> No.23023198

I wanna be caught by a monster momma so her little girl can rape me

>> No.23023216

I don't like how much of obsessed sluts the extremist faction are or their edgy tentacle fashion.

It also doesn't help that there's something wrong with KC's art and the body proportions in that book, there's just something off enough with most of the pictures and it bothers me too much to enjoy them.

>> No.23023220

I love dragons so much I want to be a professional dragon breeder.

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Your loss I guess.

>> No.23023227

>I don't like how much of obsessed sluts the extremist faction are or their edgy tentacle fashion.
That's demons in general.

>> No.23023232

Given their rock-bottom birthrates, I’m pretty sure being a professional dragon breeder involves getting to be on a first name basis with the denizens of the Tentacle Forest.

>> No.23023235

I love Ropu. I'm not a huge fan of the Baphomet breed but I love her Sabbath.

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The reason for those rock bottom rates is nobody can resist putting it in the ass.

>> No.23023251

>It also doesn't help that there's something wrong with KC's art and the body proportions
You mean how the girls are girls and not midgets with tubby thighs? You shit-taste degenerate?

>> No.23023279

Manticores of unusual size. Preferably 8 feet.

>> No.23023288
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>City you live in becomes corrupted, entire region transformed into a demon realm
>Every single human woman within hundreds of miles is monterized within only a few short weeks. The sheer amount of mamono mana surrounding them does all the work.
>Human women turned into monsters by mana typically default to being Succubi

Imagine the horror. Everywhere you look! You go outside? Succs. Go to the bar? Drunk succs. The library? Literate succs. Go back home? Lock your doors? Shut your windows? Succs.

>> No.23023299

That doesn’t sound unusual for Manticores honestly. Maybe uncommon, but not an oddity.
And no matter how big, their tails are all perfectly tight for raping foolish humans.

>> No.23023302

I want to go adventuring with a salamander but in the modern day so it's really just hiking and camping.

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>Literate succs
I really want to marry an educated succ

>> No.23023310

It isn't that big of deal to me. One of the great parts of the vanilla Succubus is how variable they are. Everything from body type, personality, and how femdom vs maledom they are is completely up to the individual.

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Time to make an emergency trip to the nearby state park and find a fox.
They may not be an elegant nipponese kitsunay, but that’s fine by me.

>> No.23023318

Int is the one stat I couldn't do without in a wife.
Need the mental equivalent of a seven foot tall muscle girl.

>> No.23023320

just try not to make a big deal out of it and they won't fuck you

>> No.23023334

No, I mean it's fucked. If I had to give examples from memory: The vanilla Baphomet on the cover art with her wierd short legs and bloated-looking stomach, the profile Familiar in the group shots of the sabbaths and the picture of the Demon riding a guy where the more you look at it the more questionable the anatomy starts to look.

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Why not both?

>> No.23023341

>Into The Wild but with succs instead of bears

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>Go to the gym
>Nothing but buffcubi

>> No.23023349

>Eating foolish humans, boner and all in a sexual sense

>> No.23023351

Don’t forget the Minotaurs and occasional dangerously-sober Oni.

>> No.23023359

I wanted to phrase it like that but was afraid some retard would take it literally.

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I like a lot of the WGIII art.

>> No.23023373

Some people keep rattling on about how the cover art for world guide III is fucked, but man every time I look at it I just want that Baphomet belly.
Bapho-chan is completely unfair to my dick.

>> No.23023379


Would give headpats

>> No.23023387

Eh, I kinda see it with the Familiar's uneven legs, which is odd with how the witch and Bapho-sama look perfect

The cover is a bit more of a hard sell on the criticism ,especially since a bloated stomach isn't exactly an issue. KC struggles with foreshortening. We already know this. It's one of his biggest places for improvement as an artist.

>> No.23023400

It's because she actually is proportioned more like a little girl and is closer to the younger side of KC's loli art like the Humpty Egg. I don't mind it.

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All this whining about lolis and how they're drawn, I just want to remind everyone that profile rata is perfect, and I want her to smother me in her tail, her flat chest, her loli ass, and her plump loli thighs.

>> No.23023428

That would explain it.
But then again I am one of those sick fucks who doesn’t really have a problem with profile Dwarves.

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While it's older art, I personally love the extra art Alice. It's the perfect loli body for me.

>> No.23023438

She's not a loli. She's just short and flat. Plenty of women look like that. I'm not a lolicon. Shut up. Stop asking questions.

>> No.23023442

I kind of like the dwarf extra art and it's more the rest of the profile that makes me not really like the Humpty Egg more than the art itself.

>> No.23023462

>I kind of like the dwarf extra art
That's exactly what sold me on them too, funny enough. And they're pretty much all lolibabas to boot. Good shit.

I personally take issue with Humpties because their mental maturity is rock bottom. Same reason I don't really like Titanias.

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I like my lolis to have a little bit bigger ass and hips. Like 5-10% if that.

Just admit it.

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Apologies sir, how about a most-certainly-adult Anubis?

>> No.23023470

Petite women are real! I've seen them!

>> No.23023471

I want to molest loli footpaws

>> No.23023478

I wish a buffcubus would pick me up, in both meanings.

>> No.23023480

This! Why can't more people understand that body type doesn't always correlate with age?

>> No.23023481

I never looked at that one very closely before, but it's not great either. I don't think pussies are supposed to look like that and I don't know what's going on with the parts of the torso visible between her legs.

You keep saying that every time, but it's obviously wrong. The newer KC art has had the same kind of wierd anatomical mistakes in adult bodies too.

The older art like that Alice looks a lot better than the ones in the Sabbath world guide, although it does have less detail. But it's not just the lolis either, remember the initial Bunyiup profile picture had errors that were bad enough that KC made a fixed version. Maybe he's experimenting with drawing the bodies in a more detailed way, but he keeps getting the detail wrong.

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Ye damn hebephile.

>> No.23023489

100% prepubescent flat chests are the main thing that's important to me in loli art. Shape to me is more important to me than size of the hips and ass. I like proportional bodies and dislike how hyper most art has gotten. Pretty much anything beyond KC's art is too big for me.

>> No.23023495

Best oni after Suika. Sorry.

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>> No.23023515

>tfw still don't know which monster you like the most
I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

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I also really appreciate subtlety in my porn, there is too much hyper shit where it just goes off the rails. Probably why I really like lolis with just the tiniest bit of hips and just barely not flat chest.

insert some meta shit complaining about coomers always wanting more hardcore and extreme shit, and thats how we got to BIG ASS BIG TITTY shit

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>tfw no tomboy lolioni gf

>> No.23023543

Could always go the haremfag route

>> No.23023553

that's a cop out and I think there's only enough of me for two women at most.

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Just install these. Contact your local dealer

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Some advice, accept some of the flaws of your waifu, and stop trying to search for the perfect one. Make a list of "have to haves" and "can't haves", and go from there. If you're me and still can't decide, just pick one and stick with it, it'll grow on you. If you're a clone of me, pick one that isn't exactly popular, but also isn't hated, and stick with that

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It's weird, I like slim lolis and then I also like megatitty monsters.
At the end of the day, what really matters is their butt.

>> No.23023578

Subtly is a good fetish modifier, since it basically confirms good taste. Even the MGE Succubi are stated to rarely ever wear something that exposes naughty bits.

Subtle loli is basically a body type preference rather than a sign of degeneracy bordering on the illegal. So, good!

>> No.23023583

Focus on what traits you find the most attractive, or don't think about it and let it come to you naturally.

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If you remove the paws and fur, Bapho-sama and his Humpty Egg art have almost the same body type.

>> No.23023605

You should have a good grasp of which girls you prefer over others. Starting imagining nice scenarios in your head. Cutesy stuff along with sex. That might help you narrow things down.

>> No.23023613

If you mean for a full waifu it's not something you can force. Once you find the perfect breed for you it's obvious.

>> No.23023634

I'll give a hellhound a big sniff

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Smells like woodsmoke.
And if you've ever been camping, you should know that that scent is not going to come off easily.

>> No.23023660

A hellhound would like to give you a big sniff as well.

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Ehh, Bapho-chan is a bit pudgier then the egg. I don't think the body types are too close.

>> No.23023708

>ywn go to the range to see her by herself
>ywn see her using meme guns or meme caliber
>ywn see she has brought the husbando mags
>ywn see her spill her spaghetti and start missing her shots cause more people are coming to the range
>ywn compliment her guns and skill only for her to say "y-you too"
We need more autistic lilim green text and not just of the /k/ variety

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>fucking that up
Have a monkey butt as an apology

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She's been dipping into their Scout cookie supply.

>> No.23023793

It just makes her cuter!

>> No.23023818

The egg still has an offputtingly fat belly and the cover art baphomet is even fatter. It doesn't even matter if it's supposed to look that way or a mistake, it looks awful.

>> No.23023865 [DELETED] 

I'm not 100% clear on how I'm suppose to be using dropout layers. I hear they are suppose to help with over fitting but all it's doing for me is making my network either take longer to converge or just not converge at all , and even when it does the performance for the validation data is really poor. Kind of just been putting after the first FC layer after all the cnns/pooling layers .

>> No.23023878
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Well now, this here is cause of your network problems.

>> No.23023880


>> No.23023884

In english?

>> No.23023896

What protocol?

>> No.23023992
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Listen, I know knighthood sounds glamorous but you're just asking for trouble.

>> No.23023998

Postedin Wrong thread sorry

>> No.23024019

No problem.
What routing protocol you working on?

>> No.23024031

I think shape is a lot more important than size too, but for hips, butt and thighs to be able to have much shape they need to have atleast a bit of size too. I wouldn't be a lolifag if I thought bigger is automatically better after all.

>> No.23024067


>With my Falchion in my hand, I charge the enemy
>I feel myself falling down to my knees
>I hear my sisters yelling brave roars and terrored cries
>I hit the ground and eat the dirt and pray that I don't die

>Oh Ares can you hear me? Spare me one more life
>The dark is closing in, I must fight this strife
>I feel my blood running, flowing like a stream
>Its getting hard to breath, oh Ares don't let me leave

>As I turn to my left, staring back at me
>An Order boy helpless, tries to talk to me
>He's holding out his hand, and crying out in pain
>Asking for forgiveness, oh who is there to blame?

>Oh Ares can you here me? Spare us one more life
>The dark is closing in, you know it don't seem right
>We feel our blood running, mingling in the dirt
>Its getting hard to breath, oh Ares how we hurt

>As I stare into his eyes, I see myself there
>My armor red inblood, andmud-caked matted hair
>The sounds of the battle grow distant over the hill
>A strange calm falls upon us as the battlefield grows still

>Oh Ares can you hear us? Calling out to you
>Dying here together, no longer Purple or Blue
>Take pity on our comrades and their families far away
>Their war will go on, but ours ends here today

>> No.23024175
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Do Basilisks also have venomous fangs?

>> No.23024277
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what won't she lick is a more appropriate answer
ever deepthroat something before? get ready boya

>> No.23024311
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Evil Foxes make great villains.

>> No.23024325
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Mice are short, but aggressive!

>> No.23024345

Does her mother know that her daughter has pierced her ears?

>> No.23024385

Ultimately, it doesn't matter what class you go for. You're going to attract something. If you're a wizard then you're gonna be a mana lure for dark mages and sabbath witches. If you're a monk then every single hinezumi and jinko will challenge you on-sight. Knights attract extremist demons and depraved orcs, sure, but pure types like unicorns and dullahans dig them too

>> No.23024427

Who brings protein shakes to the gym? Just eat something before hand.

>> No.23024431

Team Rocket tier evil is the best evil.

>> No.23024444
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>eating prior to working out

>> No.23024450

Never gonna make it with that attitude.

>> No.23024467

Don't use foxes for that.

>> No.23024479
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>Prepare for Riddles!

>> No.23024482

Not even the haughty kind with that wonderful laugh?


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Nice quads, but you should have eaten something small at least before sports, working out on an empty stomach is not great

>> No.23024492

>Riddle me this!
>Who is brown skinned, chesty, and about to get pumped full of your cum?

>> No.23024495

I know that feel. Worse still is how rapidly my tastes change.

>> No.23024520

Mermaids have it easy, they just have to work out upper body and not legs.

>> No.23024521
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Based footfag jabberfag

>> No.23024535


>> No.23024539

Is he really small or is she just really big or is it both

>> No.23024557

huge dragon who married a manlet

>> No.23024558
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I want to be a wizard and I don't mind the idea of monster lolis (though human witches are still disagreeable to me) the idea of being captured and being the wizardly "husband slave" of a dark elf or a manticore is also very appealing.

>> No.23024573

Her foot is as big as his chest...

>> No.23024580

Good thing he's a massive slut for dragon feet.

>> No.23024592

As Eros intended!

>> No.23024595

A kind of mercenary sellsword who only cares about gold?

>> No.23024637

>tfw can't envision myself in any RPG class

>> No.23024655

Micegirls and catgirls would be into that.
Gandharva would consider him a good companion.
Mostly Angel types, especially Valkyries.
>A kind of mercenary sellsword who only cares about gold?
Several options. Various warrior monsters would respect your skills, even if they don't agree with your motivation; this may attract a Salamander with healing fetish that wants to show you there's more to fighting than money.
I'm not sure which monster would enjoy fighting and also not give a shit about honor and fairness, so whatever fits.
Alternatively, rich Tanuki that just buys you off.

>> No.23024669
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That class roller from earlier put me as a soldier, I hope I don't get molested by one of members of the Brass Bulls mercenary company hired to fight alongside us, the one that's exclusively Minotaur Warriors.

Even their weakest members are several levels higher than me.

>> No.23024674


>Rogue = Seen as 'bad boys', attract wild and dangerous girls like thunderbirds and manticores. Also most likely to get taken by a mimic or griffin because thieves. Dragons are extra wary of rogues getting into their hoards.
>Bard = Tend to be magnets for innocent, simple types who are easily taken in by their charisma. Or artsy types like leanan sidhes and satyrs. Satyrs are bard-hunters.
>Cleric = Demon bait. Corruption-loving extremists like to defile pure, strict, rule-abiding things. Demons, devils, imps, witches, etc. On the flipside, Unicorns love them too. Really, they share a lot in what they'd attract with knights and paladins. Monsters that directly serve deities like Angels and Cupids would be much more likely for Clerics though.
>Mercenary sellswords get swarmed by greedy simpletons. Gettin' thrown in the slug pits or gangraped by mice.

I fucking forgot all about Gandharva.

>> No.23024679
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>Micegirls and catgirls would be into that.

It would be nice to be an infamous, high level Rogue and have Mouse/Rat Girls around the world fangirl over you. Keeping wanted posters of you next to their bed and having lewd dreams involving you not wearing much clothing.

>> No.23024700

I'm familiar with RPG classes, and can easily see which mamono would go after any given class, but I can't easily envision myself as any.

>> No.23024723

How tall is his wife?

>> No.23024730

She's about 5'8. He's just a manlet

>> No.23024738

Nah his wife's 8ft or so, the 5'8 one is the haremfag's jabberwock

>> No.23024760

just another day in the life of jimmy nutron

>> No.23024809
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Hatch here. Steadily redoing all the default assets I used in the Monster Farmer 2 prototype.

I've found an artist to do pixel art porn for the game. It'll probably be something like what you see in Succubus Tower, or Princess & Conquest. Porn scenes are triggered by camping at a bonfire with certain conditions fulfilled. You can skip the porn if you want.

I'm enjoying redoing the character portraits.Holy shit, Tama's hasn't aged well. I really like her new look.

God, I want to fuck a tanuki, now.

Do your best, /jp/.

>> No.23024827

Big girls may seem cool but the require lots of love and affection.

>> No.23024832

>I want to fuck a tanuki
Patrician tastes.

>> No.23024835
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They deserve it

>> No.23024846

I want to get with a monster with a big vocabulary

>> No.23024850

everytime I see a jinko, all I want is for them to molest me with those paws

>> No.23024852

That's a posterior badly in need of savaging.

>I've found an artist to do pixel art porn for the game.

>> No.23024860
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I can relate.

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they deserve cute kids

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Nothing safer than staying overnight at the convent.

>> No.23024978

I need help figuring out my favorite mamono.
I've read all the profiles multiples times. I know which mamono I distinctly don't like. But beyond that, I struggle.

>> No.23024994
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try her

>> No.23024998

>Mouse thief stole a bag full of hubby's semen

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>pic related happens
>what do

>> No.23025004

Those are ridiculous.

>> No.23025007

I've come to the conclusion that my tastes are far to varied and cosmopolitan to restrict to one or two girls. Outside of maybe a maximum of three species in MGE there is not a single species of mamano that I would refuse. Besides, after years of being called and meriting being called a faggot by you folks I've given up on trying to mold myself to the thread.

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I quickly put on one of these and joyfully watch as they try to figure out where I went

>> No.23025033

Cute. Wouldn't say Xeno-chan would even be a contender for favorite, but she's still cute.

>> No.23025048

My name is alp, this is awkward

>> No.23025050
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Its only safe until you find the head nun riding you senseless, heart pupils, and telling you how glad she is to have found a husband.

>> No.23025078

I tell them that Baskin Robbins has a mythical thirty fourth flavor.

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More like any nun

>> No.23025094
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That's how it starts, anon. Your browsing for fap material, come upon something that is so morally repugnant that you feel a physical, visceral disgust. So you click off from it, because it is too fucked up, it is a taboo that should not be crossed. Then, curiosity.

>How could anyone actually read that? What even WAS that? If THAT was happening there, how much worse does it get...?

>How disgusting are these people, really? I wonder...

So you return to it, and you peak ahead. You might make it a page or two before your stomach is turning and you have to click off of it. But by that point, it's too late. That curiosity will not go away, and eventually the arousal wins over the shame, until you finally find yourself fapping to it, hating yourself. But that hatred and disgust only feed your arousal, it's disgusting and humiliating, and you are loving every second of it, hating yourself all the while. So you've fed lusts until shame and arousal mix together. Then, you look for something even more extreme, more disgusting. You thought Asanagi was the bottom of the barrel? Ahahah. Just wait until you discover Oyster.

>> No.23025095

is baskin robins not also called 31 flavors where you're from? inb4 doxxed myself

>> No.23025103

Did you know fluoride doesn't actually clean teeth but it does render them detectable by spy radar?

>> No.23025126

>rest at a convent after long, exhausting journey
>wake up in the middle of the night with every nun standing around your bed, looking at you with heartpupils
I'm scared

>> No.23025133

Don't worry anon, she's a women of god after all.

>> No.23025140

Still objectively his best work.

>> No.23025153
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And I feel like this should go without saying, but just in case, if you value your mental health and psychological well-being, do not go searching for the spoiler, hell don't even hover over it... But we both know you're going to.

>> No.23025158

There's no way that I'm actually the one who got their attention, so I'll just watch with curiosity to see who the guy was and what's going to happen to him.

>> No.23025166

C-Chief God, or Fallen?

>> No.23025167
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All you CAN do.

>> No.23025170

Eros, of course.

>> No.23025171

Anon, are you by chance a virgin?

>> No.23025177
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>How could anyone actually read that?
"Man people sure are fucked up."
Then I continue about my day and never look back.

>> No.23025186

Obviously, but I don't see how that's relevant.

>> No.23025195

I've been there, you'll be fine.
I like his granblue fantasy ones too

>> No.23025201

>Succubus trying to flirt with you in a bar
>pretend that you think she's a disgusting creep
Is that even worth a try?

>> No.23025206

I don't know, I've fapped to plenty of things that would get me screamed at here if I admitted to them but his work does nothing for me. I like rape doujins, I like sabbath approved content but he's just meh.

>> No.23025211
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>your waifu lets the daughteru play games on her magitech phone
>you're at work and decided to send your waifu dick pics in the bathroom stalls
>your daughteru, in the middle of her game time, sees a notification and clicks it
>she sees her own father's massive hairy veiny cock for the first time
oh boy...

>> No.23025227

>I don't see how that's relevant.
Thinking is not your strong suit, is it?

>> No.23025229

>massive hairy veiny
it was good until this point.

>> No.23025240

It's always nice to see those rare moments where an artist who usually does fucked up shit actually does something relatively tame and nice for a change. Happened with part of Neromashin's elf series and one or two of ShindoL's stuff, in my opinion.

>> No.23025242

Immediately retract the mean things I said about Succs.

>> No.23025248

I'm never returning to adventuring life after that, am I?

>> No.23025249

Never has been.

>> No.23025262

If those magitech phones work like smartphones in real life, you shouldn't be sending nude pics at all. You never know when some hackers find security vulnerabilities and before you know it, thousands of NEET succs will be schlicking to what was meant for your wife's eyes only.

>> No.23025266

>implying my wife didn't intentionally leak them

>> No.23025267
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>Your waifu left her magitech phone while she went to take a shower
>You're sitting home alone so you sent your waifu a dick pic to get her to come over
>Your waifu's single aunt sees text from you and opens it
>Texts you back picture of her much fuller breasts and asks you if you like older women

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>> No.23025276

Bicorns deserve old Nokia 3310 style phones.

>> No.23025289

>Sign in required
>This page may contain erotic or adult imagery. You'll need to sign in if you still want to view it.
What the fuck?

>> No.23025293

>sign in required
>need to give a phone number
fuck that

>> No.23025312

That's why we use Imgbox.

>> No.23025320


Now with 100% less Judaism.

>> No.23025327

True. I dont mean to understate the extreme lewd potential of nuns! All perfect for draining wondering adventurers balls and ending journeys early.

>> No.23025331

That oppai loli Anubis behind you?

>> No.23025337

I'd tell her I give up because I don't know.

>> No.23025345

Stand by what I said, when I said “Succubus tails are the best to molest.”

>> No.23025346

I wonder how common nun related adventuring ending "accidents" are to lone adventurers?

>> No.23025348
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Yeti rape is no joke!

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>> No.23025353

>tfw you will never breed a gobbo with you DE enhanced meat pole
It hurts not having a living onahole.

>> No.23025359

Don’t be scared anon, they’ll be gentle.
After the fourth or fifth time they all fuck you.

>> No.23025364

>"Ah, a church. I can get some healing done before heading back out on the road."

>> No.23025372

It's the first tweet on his twitter that gives her height

>> No.23025376

Do you mean fifth as in "after five girls" or "each girl has had five turns?" I don't think my Constitution is high enough for that…

>> No.23025380

Would you like it if someone did that to you? I’m pretty sure the golden rule still applies

>> No.23025385

Dick pics are trashy no matter what.

>> No.23025401

I want my nuns to go hard until we are all passed out and covered in cum!

She never lied about healing. Your cum, the resulting baby and marriage were just the price.

>> No.23025403
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How do I hug dark elves when they all wear such spiky armor?

>> No.23025407

Probably less of an issue for unknown or bad adventurers.

>> No.23025414

Do not hug dark elves. You'll regret it later in their BDSM dungeons.

>> No.23025419

I don't see how.

>> No.23025424

>it's okay when ex does it though

>> No.23025425
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But they always look like they need a hug

>> No.23025426

>thousands of NEET succs will be schlicking to what was meant for your wife's eyes only.
That's my fetish.

>> No.23025438

Bad or evil would be rejected yes, but unknowns wouldnt. At least not instantly. Depending on the feeling nuns get around him some very well might pin him to a wall and fuck him dry.

>> No.23025439

>But they always look like they need a hug
That's how they trap you.

>> No.23025451

>lone alchemist
>testing a Prisoner Fruit censer as a weapon
>stay at an isolated convent overnight one night
>my censer accidentally gets mixed up with one of the nuns'
>morning ceremony happens
>tfw I have a nun harem now

>> No.23025453

Men are supposed to be submissive in their culture, hugging one would take them off guard and turn them into a stammering mess.

>> No.23025460
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Tails are made for grabbing

>> No.23025465
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>> No.23025471

>Shirohebi gf goes back overseas for annual family reunion
>Tells me No, Can't come with, doesn't say why
>Know she's gonna be lonely and sad (and horny), so send her something to help keep the bed warm
>Get reply
>BiG snektitties
>phone rings, unfamiliar older voice
>Before I can reply, hear banshee-esque shreik in the background
>Hear phone drop to the ground as a massive snekfight breaks out in the background

>> No.23025474

>Tails are made for grabbing
and tickling, and licking, and generally bullying in a sexual nature.

>> No.23025475

True, however a monster loli girlfriend sending you nudes with the most critical areas barely covered by wing-, tail-, claw- or fingertips would be extremely patrician.

>> No.23025478

Sure, got any thin mints or samoas?

>> No.23025480

Proclaim I'm a slut for succs and accept whatever fate awaits me.
Hopefully, I come out with a succ harem

>> No.23025500

Fuck you and the horse rode in on.
If you haven't already fucked that horse yourself.

>> No.23025505
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>You're traveling through the woods wearing your namesake red hood
>Have to visit auntie and give her some food since she's so alone out here
>Suddenly a hellhound blocks your path
>Demands you give her your virginity or the sweets
>Have a feeling she'll take both anyways
What do you do?

>> No.23025527
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What if a hellhound owned a gun?

>> No.23025530

Only Smores left, the lemon cookies are gone too

>> No.23025534

She'd probably catch all of her food more easily and put on weight.

>> No.23025545

>"Wait a second."
>grab the sign out of her hands
>she's got big goblin titties
>"I knew it!"
>she pulls off her mask and throws it on the ground in a huff
>"Gimme dat baby-batter, humie!"

>> No.23025548

What happens if I give a cutie dark elf corsair a hug during a "slave" run?

>> No.23025552

Run screaming to my auntster. She'll protect me.

>> No.23025578

Sex with a Werewolf on a Supermoon night. Must be really exhausting for both involved.

>> No.23025652
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>ywn build ARs with your Hellhound waifu
>ywn larp at the range ringing steel targets
>ywn go home after all hot and sweaty from a day of running and gunning
>ywn cuddle while still wearing your range gear

>> No.23025691

Where did she get that burger? Has she been visiting the Human Realm?

>> No.23025696

There's no need, capitalists started a fast-food joint in a nearby dungeon.

>> No.23025706

>Anon living in sleepy coast town
>Sees giant black ship docking into town
>Everyone starts panicking and running away
>They get hit with demon silver bolts by tall elegant but sharp figures on the ship
>The figures quickly jump down slapping chains on those disabled by the bolts and dragging them back to the ship
>Town guard tries to fight back but don't stand a chance against the marauders
>None of the guards can even land a hit on them, and their demon silver swords cut through the guards' armor like butter
>In the end everyone is being dragged to the ship
>Rich, poor, young, old
>Somehow you were one of the only few left, even made more surprising by the fact you stood and watched it all
>Figure clad in the sharpest, edgiest armor possible steps before you and takes off her helmet
>It's a dark elf
>"If you kiss my boot I might show you some mercy"
>Struck by her beauty you find yourself stumbling forward
>Clearly full of herself she thinks you'll fall to your knees any second and doesn't pay attention to you wrapping your arms around her
>"W-what do y-you think you're doing, you d-dog! Let go of me this instant or- or I'll throw you into the arena with a black dragon!"
>Know deep down she's a softie and would never do such a thing, or maybe you're reading her wrong and that's what she'll totally do afterwards
>Other elves notice this and begin laughing at her
>"L-let me go, slave! And you all stop laughing or face the wrath of my mother!"
>Not able to muster the strength to break your grip she whistles
>In that instant a lizard girl jumps out of nowhere and tears you off of your elf daki and pins you down
>Dark elf slaps chains on you and tells the lizard girl to take you up to her private lodgings
>Hours alone with lizard girl staring at you making sure you don't do anything funny
>Dark elf finally bursts through the door and stares daggers at you
>"You sick bastard, I should give you over to the harpies or the witches, maybe even the wild monster girls we have caged up"
>She soon takes off her armor letting it fall to the ground and changes into a comfy night gown
>"But I think I'll keep you to myself, for now, slave~"
>She lays herself next to you, holds you tight then calls over the lizard girl to cuddle as well
>Spend the rest of ride cuddling them both

>> No.23025723

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shorties are weak to being picked up and carried off to bed.
No matter how smug she may be, although she may be pouting when you wake up

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>> No.23025730

Which way to the lust chambers?

>> No.23025743

she'd threaten a man with it.

>> No.23025748

>tfw no wolfu encampment to wake up in and cook breakfast for all your wolfus

>> No.23025783

Suzuka is 2nd, Aschen was the best.

>> No.23025785

I want it! Although getting caught by a Beast women bray heard does sound nice as well!

>> No.23025786

>tfw all your wolfus won't cook you a massive breakfast together

>> No.23025788

>Enter a dark elf settlement
>Just ask for directions to the nearest breeding house
The question is, do I get to leave after my shift?

>> No.23025792

Would be nice to find, while clearing the dungeon level by level, that there's a food court inside where you and your party can take a rest and get some food.

>> No.23025793

No. After sex duty you have cuddle duty all night!

>> No.23025797

They say man never leave the houses they enter for cuddle duty. Weirdly enough the dark elf rarely leaves as well after.

>> No.23025800

That's fine, it's like getting off work but sleeping at a dorm instead isn't it? I'm SURE there won't be anything else I would need or want to do.

>> No.23025804
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Time to hit on the staff

>> No.23025810
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Even though I prefer the 1 to 1 setting when imagining life with my Dear Hatter Wife, I can't resist the allure of spending long, scenic car rides with her! It leads to some of the best conversations! What would your wife talk about with you on a long car ride, anons?

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Does he stand any chance against the birb in a fight?

>> No.23025839
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Got a new commission of my waifu today! The latex really looks fantastic in this one.

Different color alt: http://imgbox.com/XKYENpHK

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>> No.23025850

Hell hath no fury like a stern birb waitress.

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Fuck I love that rubber
Hope you don't mind I ogle it for a bit

>> No.23025871

that's when you get sad and lay alone in the tent

>> No.23025876

I don't consider myself a latex fan but holy shit KDF.

>> No.23025885

How do you keep making it even more shit every time

>> No.23025920

the sabbath makes me wish that lolis were real

>> No.23025922

I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>> No.23025938

They aren't?

>> No.23025976
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What would you do if your loli waifu starts kink shaming you

>> No.23026000
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The sabbath are the ones most likely to open the portals you know. I for one, welcome our future loli overlords.

>> No.23026011

My only request is that she has cute paws, and that she steps on me, and sits on my face.

>> No.23026021

I hope early summoning attempts/mishaps result in interdimensional glory holes.
My dick would be married to 5 or 6 familiars before they figure out how to get the rest of me over.

>> No.23026023

Embarrass her later, by behaving like a complete DILF while her friends are around.

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>> No.23026041

>"Hullo, girls, would you like some cookies and... milk? Pardon the tight pants and the erection, the wife's been teasing me and hid all of my non-sexy good boy pants."
>"Again? Daaaaad!"

>> No.23026094

not with the features that mge has, including mental capacity.

>> No.23026099

Having a DILF as a dad is the bane of daughterus.

>> No.23026110

by mge i meant hentai lolis in general

>> No.23026163
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Someone's mad you've been working overtime again instead of taking her to the park

>> No.23026248
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Would you be mad if MG parties would only let you come along if you put on your healing pants?

>> No.23026251

But I don't have any healing pants.

>> No.23026253


>> No.23026295
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>cum directly on slime's core to induce extreme orgasm
>pleasure is so intense that her face goes past ahegao
>it contorts and twists into uncanny melting face horror movie territory
>she has to comfort you after the lovemaking since it gave you shell shock

>> No.23026424

But I distinctly told them that I was a barbarian class!

>> No.23026455

Only if they agree to contribute any ingredients I demand for my potions.

>> No.23026458

>it gave you shell shock
It'll turn into a fetish soon enough.

>> No.23026493

Why would an MG party need a human healer, outside of putting the slut in healslut. Isn't mamonobama some strong magic shit they use as fuel for their already magical abilities?

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They just like to pretend to be wounded, so the healslut can feel up their bodies and then they act like they've been magically healed.

Anon's been the 'healer' in a party of big strong warriors and still hasn't caught on.

>> No.23026560

I'd set up like a massage/chiropractic parlor just to do that. It's a win-win for everyone honestly. 100% wholesome, totally no funny business, I swear. The prices aren't low just so I get to have more customers to feel up, it's because I want to outjew the coons! I wonder how fast it would take for someone that works in that line to get claimed though

>> No.23026826

yes because then i wouldn't go and would miss out on adventure

>> No.23026830

>party of big, meaty monsters acting like delicate little flowers despite having just smashed their way through a high level dungeon, all so that they can get healer anon's attention
I'm not usually one to support, but I'd be the healer for a party like that.

>> No.23026846

unless they know a way for me to heal others with fire magic i'll go solo

>> No.23026871

oh wow i'm seeing double.

>> No.23026902

Easy, just travel exclusively with Lava Golems, Hellhounds, Ignis, Salamanders, and Hinezumi.

>> No.23026915

go the AoE buffs Bard route: shred fire on your lute and give your party high stacks of atk+, def+, regen, extra burn damage on hit, etc.
plus the charisma bonuses will help you not spill your spaghetti when talking to them or the occasional bar wench

>> No.23026980

i prefer this idea

>> No.23027060

>New jinko art
>Abs on full display
>Get excited for some good ficki ficki alts
>Turns to tickling...okay
>Then it's fucking guro
Honestly, fuck China. Why must they ruin something so pure and sexy?

>> No.23027140

>go to look it up
"Oh it's just punching and whipping, mild ryona stuff can be okay, surely anon was just exag-"
>electric baton, knife and wound fucking

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At least we got some good 3D models of dhampir and doppelganger. Unfortunately, they also made the alp male

>> No.23027224

Both those cards a a year old I think, I've had them for a while along with a bunch of other MGE koikatsu cards nabbed from the community discord.

>> No.23027238

I want to help that Dhampir conquer her mom's castle!

>> No.23027274

Is there some sort of archive of all the existing cards?
I don't remember that in the MEGA

>> No.23027277

>Chochin-obake is forgotten
Even the cloth mamono gets more attention

>> No.23027299

That's missing some of the better ones though, I'll post a rar of them when I get home in an hour or so.

>> No.23027414

>got excited
>check it out
>no guts or getting cut in half, just hole in a stomach
What's the point?

>> No.23027515

I got to say, while I still vastly prefer girls in leather, your ways have grown on me.

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Beware the hypnotic magic of loli succs. They'll turn even the biggest big tits/milf/ara ara lover of a guy into the filthiest lolicon and a slut for flatchat and immature girls with a few flicks of the fingers. If they set their sights on you, that is! Best not attract their attention else you'll become their onii-chan, or even worse, their "daddy"

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>> No.23027699
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Are you kidding me, I'm having the time of my life down here.

>> No.23027720

And they even let you have computer time!

>> No.23027727

Here's the ones I've found that aren't on the booru. All credit goes to the original creators, mostly a guy who goes by the name of Zolla.

>> No.23027779

That sounds terrible. I don’t want to cum inside her and see a scene from Indiana Jones when I look up.

>> No.23027853
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>Be in the closet
>Hellhound find you and start raping you
>Alp halfway throught
>"I'm not gay, you're the gay !"
>Big gay hound

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She's just trying her best, they're still monsters after all is said

>> No.23027870

Why is there Jupiter inside her head?

>> No.23027876

You know that big storm on Jupiter? That's her heart fluttering at the thought of you.

>> No.23027878

>loli succs have to use magic
Loli demons are sexy enough that they just need seduction, even if they're actually young and kind of clumsy at it.

>> No.23027908

Cute maid.

>> No.23027911

You know, considering I have a thing for celestial beings, that is both very cute and kinda hot

>> No.23027967
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Celestial beings? You want to fuck a Gundam?

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>> No.23027975

I wouldn't, which is why I don't go to bars and talk to strangers.

>> No.23027977

Alright Setsuna calm down. In MGEland you too can fuck your MS if it turned into an automaton.

>> No.23028010

go in and take a look, this slime totally won't dissolve you.

>> No.23028061

They could have just told me normally they won't let me in.

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>> No.23028141

Remember, dragons like spicy food

>> No.23028151

I don't like spicy food. If she wants her meals to be spicy she can add hot sauce to her portion after I am done cooking us dinner.

>> No.23028154

I for one welcome our new habanero-based diet.

>> No.23028164

>tfw no harem of Zaku-chan Automata

>> No.23028166

what's that key for?

>> No.23028176

It's the key to the shack-shack

>> No.23028195

But how would they go about seducing me?

>> No.23028227

I want to feel up her tits and thighs while she's a statue.

>> No.23028232
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Gee anon, I don't know, why would an adventuring party with a strong possibility of getting hurt need a healing team member?

More importantly you'd be living in a world filled with tanks, melee DPS, both varieties of ranged DPS, with a low overall healer count. It's not like a Unicorn is going to be on hand all the time and Sea Bishop is only for water adventures. You're the vanilla Paladin of MGE, you can't tank anything truly dangerous nor can you DPS hard so you're expected to put on your healing pantaloons.

Can you even imagine trying to join a party as a mage then getting OHOHOHOHO declined by the magic user already in that party as they turn you down?

>> No.23028244
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Flying on a plane with monster girls and upon takeoff the pilot's like "Thank you for choosing M.O.N. Airlines please keep all hands, feet, tentacles, claws, wings, piles of slime, fleeing husbands, balls of wool, and tails within seating sections and out of the walkways at all times".

>> No.23028261

Sneks on a plane?

>> No.23028262

I bet mamono mana allows you to penetrate a Gargoyle despite the transformation

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>> No.23028276

i'd puts toys in her then

>> No.23028281

what if chuuni armor couple where any time he puts her on for battle he does poses?

>> No.23028401

>keep going back to grope and dirty talk a gargoyle when she's in stone form
>she's silently both seething and aroused while you're feeling her up and telling her she's a thick slut, not being able to find you during the times when she's free
>doubly so to both when her body is instinctually accepting you, and you discover you can somehow penetrate and fuck her magic stone pussy against all logic
>the next day she's let herself harden into statue form on all fours

>> No.23028459
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Why do desert dogs wear so little clothes?

>> No.23028482
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Deserts are usually hot.

>> No.23028529

Nah, some slutty sphinx a couple thousands years ago found that guys were ogling over her glistening belly when her shirt ripped one day. She decided to design a top that exposed her belly. She become the talk of the town between all the guys and had her pick of the lot. Some jealous anubises watched from afar with jealousy and decided they'd do the same to get more guys to pay attention to them over the damn cat. Eventually it caught on between all the desert girls, and it become the dominate style. Now, thousands of years later, it's tradition to expose most of your body to incite lust in men.

>> No.23028572

What would a Kamen Rider suit-style Living Armor be like?

>> No.23028578

Yeah but people in desserts often wear a lot of thin clothing to keep the sun off

Why does this desert dog not have a tail?

>> No.23028583

Lightweight and form-fitting, like being coiled around a night gaunt. Feels like you're wearing nothin' at all

>> No.23028624

I am going to cum in her stone womb!

>> No.23028628

>Yeah but people in desserts often wear a lot of thin clothing to keep the sun off
Mamono Melanin

>> No.23028653

Nothin at all! NOTHIN AT ALL!

>> No.23028694

Reminder that all lizard girls are masochists on the inside and should be treated as such.

>> No.23028702
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>Facing a strange, monstrous swordswoman from a foreign land
>You ready your weapon and take stance but she doesn't even bother to draw hers from its sheathe
>She simply walks forward; gentle but long, striding steps
>Her gait stops juuuust outside of your range
>"Fool. As soon as your weapon is drawn the fight should be decided."
>A flash of demon realm silver and it's over. You don't even see the weapon. The realization that you've been cut doesn't take hold until you've already collapsed.
>You awaken, restrained by sturdy ropes, to the smell of a traditional Zipangese breakfast

>> No.23028705
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Of course

Look at this girl. You can tell by her expression she's going to walk all over you until you do something about it. Too bad for her she's not even 5 feet tall.

>> No.23028711

>pull your lizard GF's tail
>it falls off
what do

>> No.23028730

Make her deepthroat it!

>> No.23028733

Do a 360 and walk away quickly

>> No.23028735

looks like meat's back on the menu boys

>> No.23028774

Also applies to dragons and salamanders

>> No.23028803

In a cultural exchange program an Anubis and Pharaoh get sent to Winterstown while a Yeti and Wendigo travel to the desert! How will Wendi-chan handle an airplane for the first time? How many cups of hot cocoa will Anubis need to stay warm? MonSwap, Fridays at 8:00pm on Mofu News Network

>> No.23028805

no it doesn't

>> No.23028885

Oh, it absolutely does.
Dragons are meant to be defeated and then get turned into a pain slut. And after you do that you should take extra care of them during the after care and treat them very lovingly.

>> No.23028891
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>Otohime raid boss
>the other encounters are just monstergirls who live in her palace
Would you accept her challenge?

>> No.23028898

>ywn be an alchemist, peddling wares through Zipangu
>ywn be ambushed by a Kamaitachi trio
>ywn bribe them with your body to be your guards/travelling companions
>ywn be presented with a kidnapped Tanuki to manage your finances
>ywn attract the attention of a Nurarihyon who wants in on the little "night parade" you're building
>ywn get ambushed during a sales deal with a Kunoichi clan
>ywn be gangraped by Kunoichi in front of your five wives

>> No.23028904

do they speak engrish

>> No.23028938

Tanuki and Nurarihyon speak fluent English.
One Kamaitachi speaks fluent English, one speaks Engrish, and one can barely manage even that so her sisters act as interpeters.
The Kunoichi all speak Engrish.

>> No.23028944

japanese girls speaking bad english is my fetish

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Which monster girls would wear their hubby as a diaper?

>> No.23028983

>defeat a loli salamander that doesn't even know what a masochist is
>pull her tail and give her butt a few hard slaps while doing her from behind
>"M-mercy please..! You already beat me up once!"
>despite the protest her moans get more erotic, and the flames on the stubby tail in your grip audibly flare up

>> No.23028997

What the fuck, man.

>> No.23029087

Now THIS is lore.

>> No.23029137

Yes please, this expands the donk.

>> No.23029153

I mean dong, fuck.

>> No.23029189
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Yeti takes it pretty well.

>> No.23029252

If a shota marries his doting momster, is she still called his doting momster or does she instead get called his doting wife or a mix of both like maybe "doting momster wife"?

>> No.23029265

what loli would you adopt

>> No.23029272

the one with the biggest tits

>> No.23029273

None. Loli monster are for fucking and marrying.

>> No.23029310
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No, I am marrying one and making more little lolies.

>> No.23029316

Depends. Does the group roll dice for the defeated monster girls, treating the mobs as the prizes and the Otohime raid boss as the grand prize? If we were limited to one prize per person I imagine we might end up in a situation where the entire raid continues to pass on everything until the end everyone rolls for Otohime.

>> No.23029317

The one with the prettiest cunny!

>> No.23029367
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What sort of lewd shit does a Tanuki whisper to you in between bouts of slurping on your cock?

>> No.23029374

An Otohime wrote this post.
Begone Sea Whores.

>> No.23029380

Kikimora or Demon

That's why you do all three.

>> No.23029389
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I'd adopt Bapho-chan and become her "daddy" that likes to play fun games with her that feel good

>> No.23029395

>the whole raid is just a way for the Otohime to find husbands
>all the defeated encounters show up at the end to give you goodies too

>> No.23029417

So the other monster girls end up as consolation prizes for the men who didn't get picked? It must suck for the monster girls who know they are second choice.

>> No.23029448

Probably the same as other monsters, but more sinister and testicle-focused.
As much as this thread has made banker memes about them, gyoubu-danuki are specifically a gangster tanuki subtype.
Tanuki in general aren't exactly nice, either.

>> No.23029458

Which CC monster would you adopt?

>> No.23029460

Cheshire, definitely.

>"Soooo... If you're my daddy AND my onii-chan, then what will that make our children?"
>"Yes, daddy, you're going to give your imouto lots and lots of babies!"

>> No.23029465

None. I only like lolis and want a wife not an adopted child.

>> No.23029474

>Join the raid not for the boss, but to "lose" to one of the rare encounters in the dungeon
>End up forming a harem, and "recruiting" some of the adds during the boss fight

>> No.23029483
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she blackmailed me into it

>> No.23029493

I'd adopt an Alice. She'd need someone who can protect her from all the creepy lolicons out there.

>> No.23029494

Momsters adopting men.

>> No.23029495
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How come the higher level the gear for monster girl's the lewder it is?

>> No.23029497

>this expands the donk
I suppose the second round could technically be called that, when you're pushing the lolimander's head down against the grass and slowly assfucking her with your thick adult cock.

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>> No.23029505

>Mom, I'm 23, I can shower by myself

>> No.23029506

Oh, good point. It depends on the numbers. If the Otohime has 80 monster girls defending her throughout her palace and 21 men show up, that means one gets Otohime and the 20 other men get two random monster girls each. There could also be a point value system such as a rare one being worth 3. The Otohime could see how many men are arriving and adjust her forces accordingly.

>> No.23029510

Alices are raping. Especially in the ass.

>> No.23029511

what monster thinks that is bullshit blazing?

>> No.23029515

you can only pump so much mana into a piece of clothing before it starts to self-cancel due to interference(this is why you can only wear one enchanted ring per hand). thus, the less cloth is in the clothing = the denser you'll have to pack the mana = the better the defensive effects will be

>> No.23029516

Momsters don't care what age you are. If you look even slightly lost you're getting adopted.

>> No.23029521

>Alices are raping. Especially in the ass.
alice-chan no, pls stay away from my hole
put that strapon away

>> No.23029531

>gangster Tanuki

>You like how that feels, you little shit?
>Get any semen on my glasses and my boys'll break your fuckin' knee caps
>Ha, listen to you moaning like a little bitch
>Pour all the fucking cum down my throat, you little twerp, give it to me
>Spill a fucking drop on my dress and you'll fuckin' clean it off with your tongue

>> No.23029540
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What kind of adventures could a unicorn go on?

Other than sex.

>> No.23029542

Alices are for protecting! And of course, I don't want anyone to hurt her, so I'll periodically give her full-body checks to make sure she's perfectly fine! And scrub her down in the bath myself! And, to make sure I have a stronger connection to her, get one of those demon contract insignias for the two of us!

>> No.23029549
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No they are for hardcore fucking and being wives.

>> No.23029562

religious city of the sabbath when
i want to go on a journey in a place where everyone's a powerful loli and that the law states that all male residents need to be onii-chans

>> No.23029565

I mean, if my little Alice is getting all wet and needy while I'm bathing her or checking her body, it'd only be responsible of me to satisfy her needs. And how else am I going to establish the connection on that insignia? Now that I think about it, it might be fun to get more insignias on little Alice-chan...

>> No.23029567

My favorite is when she adopts very, very early on, as in, when she acts as midwife and her human friend either fails to survive giving birth or hands her newborn boy over to her monster friend because she can't raise him.

>> No.23029576
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Salamander/Automation hybrid. Was born 100% salamander, took the hybridisation to try to beat cancer(which she did) and somehow got stronger in the process.

>> No.23029585
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>look on ask mge VK
>Artist who predominantly drew the alp androgynously has given her a much more fuller body

>> No.23029589

For what reason?
Androgeniety was the best part of the Alp.

>> No.23029593

This is great, Anon.

>> No.23029605
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Go back to your Father and take your thugs with you.

>> No.23029612
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I don't know, I don't read vodka

>> No.23029617
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>highleg pantaloons with a skirt


>> No.23029675

I want to rub sunscreen all over desert yeti

>> No.23029686

Momonika's amusement park is probably close to what you're looking for.

>> No.23029705

There are probably others not actually shown. I could imagine Bapho-sama having a demon lord's army loli district in the royal makai but with loli breeds and the fact that there are Sabbaths pretty much in every demon and spirit realm I could see various loli heavy communities existing.

>> No.23029720

i read vodka, and i'm gonna translate it into burger because why not. taken straight from the vk page:
>"Q: [Ms. Alp], have you noticed how much you've changed lately?"
>A: "Honestly, i think there's really nothing to notice. I'm still the same as i was"
>"After all, i usually notice everything, and so i would've noticed any change, and blah-blah-blah-blah"
>"Blah blah blah blah"
>H: "Yeah, yeah, not a single change here....."

tl;dr i don't know, you don't know, and apparently she and her hubby don't know either.

>> No.23029723

I wonder how cumming inside an inert gargoyle would work. If you got it deep enough would it become a part of the statue, so the first thing she does when night sets her free is falling over as a twitching mess while semen pours out of her.

This conversation really makes me want to molest statues of naked girls.

>> No.23029731

Shirokuto’s Sabbath probably has a big floating island just for kicks.

>> No.23029735

>on a roadtrip with my bro
>stops for gas at the royal makai
>suddenly notice that all the women around us are little girls
>and they are all staring at us
>oh no
>it's too late, smug lolis completely surround us
>"hmmm what's this? A couple of unmarried onii-chans, all alone in this district? What are you looking for?"
>"Can I get you some beer? Some classic rock CDs?"
>"we've got eeeevrything you want here onii-chan~"
>we are married before sunset

>> No.23029766

what is wrong with lolis these days
it's like they love being cummed inside of just like adult women and want to be seen as women by grown men that they are in love with because they're reverse-pedos

>> No.23029778
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That's why lolis are the best.

>> No.23029782

>you look over to your friend
>he’s already got a Familiar deepthroating him
Poor fools never had a chance.

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I wanna ride a centaur so fucking badly, both ways.

>> No.23029852

>ywn be ambushed by loli reverse-pedos
>ywn offer them a wager
>"If you keep me aroused for the duration of Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick, I'll stay and be all of your onii-chan. If you fail, I own your van and all its contents."
>ywn have a win-win scenario where you get cute loli wives either way

>> No.23029863

i feel bad for that grown-up, he's gonna be that alice's toy forever, just look at her face. you know she's gonna make him fuck her. lolis need to relax on their sexualities, they're just kids, not unlikely predators on the prowl to mark men as their own.

>> No.23029893

Alps become succs you can't tell the difference with though.

>> No.23029920

Wasn't it "given enough time and mana, an Alp can become more feminine and lewd than a Succubus"?

>> No.23029948
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They’re every bit as much monsters as the “adult” ones.
Thank you based Demon Lord.

>> No.23029960

>they're just kids
Loli is a body type. Monsters become sexually mature by 10 at the latest and can live for thousands of years if not become immortal for undead. Between loli breeds and pedomorphasis most would probably be older than you are.

>> No.23029985

Funny enough this is probably exactly why Momonika’s Sabbath came about.
It’s a way to ensure that you actually get a “true” loli, for the people who want that.

>> No.23030004
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No monster can resist the allure of stretchy anime meat.

>> No.23030021
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Not really

>> No.23030025
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>be out of the system for roughly a year now
>dotr happens and suddenly a Jew squirrel says I'm gonna be back in if I don't sign some kind of paper work
>brush it off as her trying to get a free husband
>months go by when I get a knock on my door
>its the danuki
>"Mr. Anon, let me introduce you to your new mama!"
>niggerwut.jpeg x2
>before I could get a word out, the danuki pushes past me into my apartment
>fuck it, I ain't got nothing to do today
>go take the comfy chair while Mrs. Pennyfucker tries to coax my new "mom" into my apartment
>after about 10 minutes of danuki trickery, she finally enters the apartment
>mfw its a big cc bunyip wearing a knitted sweater
>by big, I mean she is still taller than me when she sits(?) Down
>tfw she brought cookies
>danuki goes over the paperwork again
>apparently if you pay attention you learn things
>such as a new law that makes it so people up to 25 can get adopted
>and that momsters REALLY want sons as much as they want daughterus
>and that since you didn't sign the paperwork months prior, you have forfeited your say in the matter
>always some form of danuki trickery
>what do?

>> No.23030036

I don't like how slutty and crazed some of these meme posts or even some official material makes the lolis, they should be cute.

Although the actually young monsters that don't go to sabbath would probably behave more nicely and romantically, anyway.

>> No.23030055

pretty sure married men can't be adopted

>> No.23030067

Then stick to adult monsters and stop screaming and telling others they can't enjoy slutty lolis because it triggers you. They are monsters and are just as much sluts for their husband as monsters with other body types. Monster lolis aren't real life children.

>> No.23030101

>be really horny
>look for some monster girl porn
>pick whatever result is first on google
>the first video I find starts with a man sitting on a couch, reading the newspaper
>a unicorn enters the frame
>"Uhm, honey, can I get your help"
>good, classic "my estrus started" setup
>"Sure baby, what is it?"
>"I think it's time we get a joint checking account"
>they start having a conversation about their shared finances and the boyfriend's want for independance
>be a little weirded out, but it's OK, probably fetish porn for tanukis
>second video is a more conventional maid porn
>cute kikimora is cleaning the kitchen when her master enters
>asks for a cup of tea at his studio
>she starts making it, but he doesn't leave
>he doesn't push her against the counter and takes her to pound town either
>he just admires her from a distance, a smile on his lips
>when she is finished she asks if he wants a sugar this time
>he walks over and, resting his hand lightly on her hip, leans and steals a chaste peck on her lips
>"I've got all the sugar I need right here"
>he leaves, the kikimora wagging her tail and giggling to herself as she cleans up
>be a little more weirded out this time
>every video is the same
>a yeti and her husband cuddling
>a man rubbing his kobold wife's pregnant belly
>even the video featuring an amazon is just her resting on a couch while her husband prepares dinner, and it ends with a tasteful fade to black as she picks him up in a princess carry
>finally notice the URL in the address bar

fucking monstergirls ruined porn for the rest of us

>> No.23030123

Not even all the Sabbaths act that way. It’s pretty much just Kuro, Ropu, Momo (sorta) and some of Bapho-chan’s Sabbaths.

>> No.23030138

More like saved it.

>> No.23030155

Not to mention Alices in general are a maledom breed that are meant to be passive so you want to rape them.

>> No.23030169

Don't make posts that do nothing but put words into other people's mouths, that's not very polite.

>> No.23030197

Then don't make retard posts about lolis should only be cute that sounds the lolis not for lewd normalfag posts you see on retard sites like the wiki.

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I'm sure you could still find rough stuff on the net if that's what you want.
I wish someone remade that pic with normal necks.

>> No.23030239

The necks are what makes it. That's my excuse for the models fucking up when you replace the black guys with hellhounds.

>> No.23030241
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>You thought you could escape to Zipangu?

>> No.23030253

Oh no, it's that Hellhound. She looks like she learned a forbidden martial arts while she was here too!

>> No.23030260

Underrated post

>> No.23030290

Are you actually stupid? I said they should be cute compared to how memers present them in a way that isn't cute at all, not "only cute". Not to mention I basically also said I prefer the actually young loli monstergirls acting in a romantic manner, which you probably would not consider anywhere close to normalfaggotry assuming you could actually read.

>> No.23030295

The technique is only forbidden in human lands!
I hear it (ab)uses pressure points to induce spontaneous orgasm in victims.

>> No.23030307

She's also added her own touch to it, inciting searing heat in your loins.

>> No.23030317

Any that truly needs help. I’m not a fan of lolis in the sexual sense, but I’m totally okay with being a dad to one.

>> No.23030333

Then actually post lolis that you do like rather complaining.

>> No.23030342

Gonna take a Tanuki to wonderland for her vacation.

>> No.23030452
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very interesting
it's all about how your proposal is worded when it comes to marrying demons

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>> No.23030457

You and your unicorn waifu can go on a family friendly crusade against those who threaten traditional values. She would also enjoy Disneyland.

>> No.23030489

I'd like a Ropurotto Sabbath Unicorn and go on black mass hunts.
>Their black mass activities are rather unusual too; many witches use the power of theriomancy cultivated within themselves to hunt an enormous “mamono realm beast”, and after they've all eaten their fill of the feast, they each do whatever they please, be it napping or breeding.

>> No.23030491

Where are translations being posted?

>> No.23030526
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Make sure she really engrosses herself in the local cuisine I hear it's crazy good

>> No.23030531
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Dumb Ice Queen

>> No.23030534

What a shitty demons. I much rather be single thank you..

>> No.23030536

>That watermark

>> No.23030537

Of course!
Although sounds like a good way to end up with a THICK tanuki

>> No.23030540

Yet more reasons this series is garbage.

>> No.23030546


Just propose with 'Let's get married and have a happy, loving family together' and it's perfect.

>> No.23030549

The series is about unfelling sex with no emotional attachment other than the feeling of loss over your money after payment.
It does it jobs well.

>> No.23030550

I found volumes 1-3 here >>>/co/113234780 I think that's all there is so far for fully translated official tankobon

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>When you cram your contract full of extra esoteric clauses

>> No.23030563

Then she will be an absolute shitbag towards your friends and anyone who is not directly blood related to you.
The thing about demon contracts is there always a hole , a clause , an imperfection, they can fuck you

>> No.23030573

Barb is that you? Could you post a png version of the wight too?

>> No.23030575

>they can fuck you
I sure hope so.

>> No.23030586

No I just found this.

>> No.23030594

you're a good person

>> No.23030600
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If I didn't want at least some kind of abrasiveness or sneaky maliciousness then I would never want to marry a demon.

MGE Demons are going to great you like a fragile thing that needs protection and won't let you have any independence so there's gonna be flaws no matter where you go for your fix of black sclera and spade tails.

>> No.23030602
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Not sure if is supposed to be private so here is version from twitter. (Deleted o
Png of pslime).

>> No.23030608
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Don't forget the blue skin

Very important, blue skin.

>> No.23030621

Why would the .png version be private?

>> No.23030634
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Far be it from me to turn down a cherry-flavored Demon.

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Well I wouldn't say no

>> No.23030646

>having friends
>interacting with people you aren't related to
Gay. I also disagree with the blood related part. Demons love contracts, they would recognize adopted people as family.

>> No.23030650

I dont know. The reaction to wanting a png for wight make me think they are supposed to be patreon rewards or something.

>> No.23030671
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but barbariank doesn't have a patreon well he does but it doesn't seem to be active

>> No.23030680
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I'm reminded of this

>> No.23030690

Not in a world where saying "we should be happy together" mean making your children unhappy and seeing then as nothing at all.

>> No.23030696

Remeber, if she ain't got the "Oh ho ho ho" that monster's no ojou.

>> No.23030699

her breast milk is cherry milk

>> No.23030703
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You have decided to dedicate your life to the study of the blade. Who do you seek for tutelage?

>Loyal Ochimusha samurai. Despite your inexperience she still sees you as her 'lord' and is intent on training and molding you into something ideal.
>Jaded Oni ronin. She takes you in as a 'cub' and sees you as something that needs constant protection. More often drunk than sober.
>Violent Ushi-Oni sellsword. Uses an enormous zanbato as her main weapon. Has self-control issues. Shows you a softer side to herself that view people have seen.
>Gentle Yuki-Onna swordsaint, the legendary frost blade. A true master of the blade who has outgrown the insight-clouding distractions of competition and vengeance. Will show you the 'true path' but it'll take a minimum of ten years to get past her beginner's course.
>Cocky Raiju blademaster who has mastered both steel and lightning. Is a horrible teacher and will only use you for pleasure unless you double down and demand a true teacher-student relationship.

>> No.23030726

No...I'm sure she'd hate Disney after finishing Star Wars,

>> No.23030738
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Oh ok then.

>> No.23030746
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The boya fears the oh ho ho

>> No.23030752

Oni I want to be the starry eyed adventurer that does stupid things like joining that all p'orc party and follow them into a goblin infested cave only to find out there's no goblins and be saved by the Oni who calls me an idiot after saving me from then drags me to the bar so she can get drunk again and I run off with another group of adventurers for a quest

>> No.23030757

Why are slime carriers so hot?

>> No.23030759


>> No.23030763

Himedere mofu, very expensive.

>> No.23030775

Either the Ushi-Oni or the Yuki-Onna.

>> No.23030783

Ochi and Yuki are probably the most logical choices, but Oni mother-figure that teaches you how to handle a sword is too tempting.

>> No.23030789
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Just gimme the zappy badger I'm sure I'll figure it out

>> No.23030827

Not him but I'm about 10lbs overweight so I don't need to eat anything before working out, I just think of mogging alps when the portals open.

>> No.23030828

she looks like a gijinka sonic the hedgehog.
we need a new monster species that looks a gijinka mario now

>> No.23030838
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>Jaded Oni ronin.

I'm going to turn that frown upside down!

>> No.23030841

do some anime shit and do some anime attack where you both swing the sword at the enemy to one shot them. then you both have sex

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Hope you enjoy yourself

>> No.23030878

I like blue the best, but purple or that kind of rich red is fine too. Demons with their exotic colors can be very beautiful.

>> No.23030884
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I'll just learn breath of thunder
And be a useless fuck who only knows one form but does it well

>> No.23030892

Ushi-oni, because there nothing stronger than an ushi-oni. Regardless of if she can train me or not just by being near will probably get stronger.

>> No.23030910

Ochi or Yuki-Onna

>> No.23030912

can i get a monster that's not sex-crazed?

>> No.23030914

Try a Valkyrie. Whatever you do, don’t corrupt her though.

>> No.23030919

Because they have so many forbidden fetishes in a vanilla and super cute package!


>> No.23030920

Imagine seeing the moment an Alp (or any monster really) tastes cum for the first time.

>> No.23030925

how do i make her completely immune to corruption?

>> No.23030941

Once they monsterize their state is set.
If she stays "pure" up until that point, they stay a light-flavored Valkyrie. If they realize they just want to fuck you and it has nothing to do with their god's orders before that point, they do dark-flavored.

>> No.23030957

there are several of them, just go with the good old holst. Fuck her once a week so and keep her from seeing red and you ar golden.

>> No.23030972

There are also the innocent breeds like the Alice on the loli end and the Titania on the adult end, the various maledom breeds designed for the man to make the first move, and then there are various seduction breeds like Inari and Sea Bishops that are more about romance.

>> No.23031006
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How come all the dragons around are so OLD? I just want a young cute dragon close to my age, not some OLD hag that spent a century on a mountain while feigning wisdom

>> No.23031021

Remember to keep clear when anjanath-chan is bullying great jaggis-chan. She might forget about jaggis and instead lock on to you.

>> No.23031028

Old hags are the best, though

>> No.23031029

>an entire species that thinks they are above humans
>so powerful that it makes their birthrates extremely low
Just go bang an old hag. They are weak to young dick.

>> No.23031030

Yes but we still have Disney+ to see the classics because she is against piracy.

>> No.23031036

Just boop her on the nose to assert dominance. Pickle-chan is the real nuisance.

>> No.23031043

I kind of want to be standing next to a slime on a bus and have her splash all over me when the driver hits a bump.

>> No.23031079
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>Horse pussy

>> No.23031109
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>They didn't get to a real horse brothel

Big oof.

>> No.23031136

I could never get into horse girls either.

>> No.23031149


>> No.23031188

what kind of music do leanen sidhes make?

>> No.23031279
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The show needs more halflings.

>> No.23031356

Anything really.
>just don’t get swarmed by those punk rock and hardcore fairies they’re fucking crazy!

>> No.23031391

Don't pet raijus, it's for your own safety.

>> No.23031402

Fair point! What kind of extra dynamics can slime carriers add to harems?

>> No.23031405

But I like how the hair on my arm stands up when my hand's close.

>> No.23031417
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no worries, just wear a copper suit. I'm serious, the current is just trying to find ground. All the electrons will just glide over the metal and not go in.
You can still get shocked by Raiju, it's not gonna kill you, just make you super horny, but you already knew that

>> No.23031418

Kanchal knows what’s up

>> No.23031421

I want to make a Raiju addicted to headpats!

>> No.23031435
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"we're done when I say we're done, keep stroking"

>> No.23031453

I wonder if she'd start to get turned on by headpats...

>> No.23031474

what happens if i koncho the ochimusha

>> No.23031478
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>start to get
you've read the entry yes? She faps to the thought of it before you even begin

>> No.23031488

Just end her rightly.

>> No.23031494
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Paraphilia gets weird

>> No.23031512

the moment she puts the hand on her head, i imagined a splat sound

>> No.23031528
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I want to have a Raiju stuffed with a vibrating dildo while I'm gone at work all day.

>> No.23031529
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Sure does

If any of you idiots try to write sexy time, I'd take a look at this series if I was you

>> No.23031533

Quite a few of their bonuses are shared with normal slime. Some examples being minor object and tentacle forming(even more versatile with shog variant) and rejuvenation via slime ingestion.
However they do not have the freedom to utter alter their form, but they will not however ever deform from pleasure. The pslime it self is capable of adding other members in acts even when its host is distracted.

>> No.23031536

Does she end up constantly charging it so it never ever stops?

>> No.23031550

well entropy and all that, she'd run outta juice to give at some point

>> No.23031561
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Don't worry, she's an angel so it's on topic.

>> No.23031568
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I mean ideally the batteries can last all day.
But the idea is that once I get home, she pulls it out, forces me to the floor, mounts me and delivers the orgasm-bolt of a lifetime.

You should know by now that Mamono Mana™ flips the bird to entropy.

>> No.23031577

Does the setting info flat out state that not only can a couple sustain each other through sex alone, it actually creates a positive feedback loop making them both stronger?

>> No.23031585
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Fuck rabbits.

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just like a dog clawing at the door waiting for master to get home she instantly pounces onto you and forces your face into her chest mofu mofu and gives you thirty amps and thirty thousand volts frying your brain and making you forget about anything productive you were gonna do during the weekend

>> No.23031592

Nothing beats a day of cuddling the local Dorome.

>> No.23031600
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Yes, at least once the man is an incubus.
>When the body of an incubus obtains demonic energy by having sex with a monster, it will immediately produce mana. When this energy is released to a monster, the monster will produce demonic energy from it and pour it into the body of the incubus.
>Astonishingly, with this cycle, not only does the total amount of magical energy not decrease, instead it continues to increase, so it's possible for a monster and an incubus to keep having sex almost forever, and as long as there's one incubus and one monster, it's possible for them to live by just having sex.

>As far as the divinities and the Order are concerned, this nearly perpetual cycle is something that is in violation of divine providence that will greatly throw off the laws of the universe, and is extremely viewed as a problem.

The zapweasel dream.

>> No.23031602

>those god tier armpits
>all that yurishit
I hate it.

>> No.23031614

You could probably do that to undead or ice girls with your warm bare hand. Or cock

>> No.23031616 [SPOILER] 
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Whatever man

>> No.23031637

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't bully Stackmanders.
They try their hardest despite being so short.

>> No.23031639

I'm going to bully a raiju by forcing her to go on a low electrolyte diet.

>> No.23031649

but she's already dead...i can't end her

>> No.23031667

But that's the fate of all shortstacks. Gonna beat her and bully her womb into making my daughters.

>> No.23031682
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kiki cunny

>> No.23031692

Must lick.

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Expanded upon this idea.

Hope you guys like it.


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How does one fight a monster who has learned to weaponize her thick tail?

>> No.23031749

Never has a meido turned me on so much.

>> No.23031756

I like the granite tip on medusa tails.

>> No.23031765

The real question is what happens when she finds a man who can catch the blade.

>> No.23031769

Hold still, damnit!

>> No.23031774
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Mofu mafia is a frightful thing, see?

>> No.23031788

i want to put my big gorilla wee wee in her small fragile cunny, making my boom boom stretch far in her little underage (lolibaba 18 yo) girl tummy, then unleash massive loads of my rancid smelly salty pee pee goo in her tight womb until she's inflated and pregnant with a gallon of my ugly bastard adult batter inside her while she coos and squirts her cute juices from her tight little girl pussy to lubricate and sexify our perfect fucking.

>> No.23031791

Based, imagine parting her tiny legs and going in missionary style, or getting cowgirled after getting to cocky.

>> No.23031819

I want to watch her get spit roasted by blacks.

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I take it you're new?

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>> No.23031861

Nope, just generally haven't been into meidos.

>> No.23031864

Oh no

>> No.23031866

>catch her while she’s sleeping
>light some candles
>start massaging that thick tail until she’s absolute putty in your hands
>then breed her furiously

>> No.23031877

I want this but with an 8’ tall Jinko that’s covered in battle scars.

>> No.23031883

what monster is like this

>> No.23031887
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am 5'10" exactly but this is still fine

>> No.23031889

You can tell she’s a whale by that fat sausage hand.

>> No.23031904

Momma manticore pinning me down and holding my legs apart while her daughter transitions from clumsily and trepidly moving her tail to eagerly pumping me is ideal.

>> No.23031946

I was going to say that hand looks more like a furry.

>> No.23031965

Shog pussy

>> No.23031973

Both a dream and a curse.
>Those heart eyes full of love and affection
>Being so poor at life that only a child would want to be near me

Judging by the nails, probably that hachishakusama lady.

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Fairy moms.

>> No.23031986

Shog everything

>> No.23032009

Shog milk.

>> No.23032017
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Why waste my time looking for a monster to marry when my momster is right at home?

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>> No.23032022

all monster mothers should be tiny but more powerful than their sons! also, fairy moms should do penis inspection day on their sons at least twice a week in case something goes wrong!

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Best girls, best bros.

>> No.23032047

Mothers should be bigger so they can squish you into their cleavage with every hug.

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