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>> No.23059251
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>> No.23059263

>>23059251
I want a automaton maid like this.

>> No.23059288

I want to breed the Panda.

>> No.23059310
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23059310

In absence of spirit energy, MG's sustain themselves with many burg

>> No.23059315

What DOES a Shog burger taste like?

>> No.23059332
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>tfw no dom shog to take care of me and punish me eternally for blaspheming against the elder gods

>> No.23059378
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>Congratulations, adventurer, on finding the legendary Hitsurugi, sword of flames
>You are now contractually obligated to marry the elemental within the sword who gives it its powers

>> No.23059428
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Just finished MGQ series 1 - 3, what a great game.

>> No.23059468

>>23059310
Wendi girls get excited when mama and papa take them out to Arby's, they have the meaty meats

>> No.23059525

>>23059428
ASS MAGGOTS

>> No.23059609

>>23059310
>Eating burg very fast at high speeds

>> No.23059646

>>23059428
Paradox part 1 and 2 are also available and translated. Completely different kind of game but still great fun.

>> No.23059648
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Would you a dark elf knight?

>> No.23059676
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>>23059648

gonna be honest with you, senpai. I would nearly any monster girl

all monster girls are kweenz

>> No.23059727
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>>23059676
>spoiler
Knowing your place and worshipping mamono is the first step on the road to salvation.

>> No.23059729

>>23059242
速い!

>> No.23059750

Nurse Humpty

>> No.23059775

>>23059727
I want to start a demon cult in MGE so I can get a demon GF.

>> No.23059784
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>>23059775
Good man.

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>>23059310
What if you combine them?

>> No.23059804

>>23059784
Imagine starting a demon cult and summing a demon into a order city.
Imagine how she would "reward" you.

>> No.23059844

>>23059804
>Summon high level demon
>She immediately takes control over the demon cult and set plans in motion to conquer the city
>all the while being highly professional and serious
>Some time later the city is conquered for the glory of Lilith
>She tells you to come to her office/bedroom after you are done with your administrative paperwork for the cult
>See pic related >>23059784 when you arrive there.

>> No.23059876

>>23059310
Just swap to uranium, way higher calorie density.

>> No.23059898
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>>23059804
>Summon Demon
>immediately propose marriage contract that requires she forswear all lewdness
Just as cake.

>> No.23059908
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>>23059898
monster nuns and priestesses are too good

>> No.23059911

>>23059648
Druuchi? Absolutely. MGE delves on the other hand are a bit of a letdown.

>> No.23059923
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>>23059911
I would go for MGE Druchii

>> No.23059939

>>23059242
i hope she isn't coughing and sick....

>> No.23060015

>>23059939
No, she's a cute sneezing panda

>> No.23060033

>ywn be a sexy incubus summoned by some virgin loser monster

>> No.23060047

>>23059923
Gonna seduce a black guard by accident..although the stunties are tempting too

>> No.23060049

>>23059923
Their schtick would probably be the whole "me against the world" mentality coupled with severe anger issues, pathological paranoia, general pessimism and a burning hatred for everything that would recoil only before their only light in life that is 「You」. I'd dig the hell out of it desu.

>> No.23060181

>>23060015
sneezing is just as bad

>> No.23060198

>>23060047
>black guard
You are going to be needing some healing spells/potions. nice

>> No.23060206

>>23060198
Worth it.
Although probably less rough than the wych cult

>> No.23060241

>>23060206
It's about the same, but the witches are way more loud.

>> No.23060244

>>23060241
Still good
Gimme dem elves

>> No.23060254

>>23060049
They need a hug

>> No.23060259

>>23060033
>Use her as an onahole for a whole week as punishment.

>> No.23060271
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>"So who here's a slut for big fluffy tails?"

>> No.23060305
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>>23060271
mh

>> No.23060320

>>23059799
That is not recommended.

>> No.23060340

I want to buy a tanuki slave

>> No.23060347
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>>23059648
Elf-things suck. Rats are much cooler.

>> No.23060370

>>23060347
Smart rat girls!

>> No.23060376
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>>23060347
I want to have tons of filthy, disposable rat children with a filthy indispensable rat wife

>> No.23060393

why is there so much gazer porn? i want titania and gremlin porn too y'know

>> No.23060405

>>23060393
Most of it is one guy commissioning his waifu.

>> No.23060409

>>23060393
>why is there so much gazer porn?
Because one single anon has as much money and autism as he has love for his waifu.

>> No.23060412
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23060412

Hey, anons, I found this lost cat girl in the woods during my hike, she seems friendly though but has this weird purr. Any idea what I should do with her?

>> No.23060415

>>23060393
Fat titanias

>> No.23060419

>>23060412
Attempt to utterly defile her

>> No.23060435

>>23060393
Gazer isn't actually that popular. Our local Gazerfag just happens to be dedicated.

>> No.23060442

>>23060412
I'd take her home.

>> No.23060566

>>23060415
big breasted titania

>> No.23060576

runya porn, gremlin porn, or titania porn?

>> No.23060585

>>23060271
How do I get reverse gangbanged by a group of Ratas?

>> No.23060589

>>23060576
Titania

>> No.23060603

>>23060576
Titiania tit porn.

>> No.23060629

>>23060412
Tigers can't purr

>> No.23060630

>>23060415
>>23060566
Both!

>> No.23060660

>>23060629
Don't blame him that the doesn't know what chuffing is.

>> No.23060717

Would the skellies really accept a poorfag with no leadership experience as their king?

>> No.23060735

>>23060717
He's got good bone structure so it's ok

>> No.23060755

>>23060735
But I don't! I have scoliosis and a slightly deformed rib cage.

>> No.23060788
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>> No.23060807

>>23060788
I need to save the cat population!

>> No.23060859

>>23060788
>tails wrapping around each other
Holy shit I need sauce right now anon

>> No.23060863
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23060863

To the guy who suggested putting a fat-assed moth girl in my monster girl farming game:

Thank you. I ended up really liking this idea.

>> No.23060873

>>23060585
Run for public office
*Badum-tiss*

>> No.23060880
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>>23059908
>raised in radical monster hating family
>remain untouched until adolescence
>go to make confessions about touching yourself in booth
>nun on other side starts making weird noises
>notice a little :) in the corner of your periph starting to ooze through the small holes in the wall
>try to open the door to leave
>locked

>> No.23061006

>>23060576
>runya porn
This

>> No.23061020

>>23060788
2 cat!!

>> No.23061055

>>23059525
That was the first scene I ever managed to masturbate to in the traditional method. Before then I just rubbed my dickhead against my belly until I jizzed all over my hairy tumtum.

>> No.23061063

>>23059378
>Sweet sword AND fire elemental wife
Best sidequest
Who's the artist?

>> No.23061101
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>NO! BAD NEKO! NO RAPE FOR YOU!

>> No.23061187

>>23060880
>tell her those noises turn you on a little
>confess your conflicted feelings about a nun turning you on

>> No.23061190
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>wights
>sexy lingerie
The only type of outfits that fits them as well as the profile style.

>> No.23061195

>>23061055
Based and redpilled

>> No.23061201

>>23061190
How do you call what's around her midriff?

>> No.23061213
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>>23060880
The hate will only last as second before the ecstasy.

>> No.23061214

>>23061190
JC wights are best.

>> No.23061221

>>23060393
Runya getting turned in an ahegaoing mess. Hardcore porn. Slut that sleep goat up!

>> No.23061247

>>23061201
I have no idea. Does it count as some kind of a nightgown? Or a corset because of the shape, despite not having the functions of one?

>> No.23061272

>>23060880
Nice

>> No.23061284

>>23061190
I raise you this
>Birthday suit

>> No.23061321

>>23061190
How can 3dpd even compete?

>> No.23061340

>you get your automaton waifu an upgrade kit as an anniversary present
>she kicks you out of the room to install the upgrades
>after a few hours you get worried and
>knock knock, opens up the door, it's real
>with the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
>you go hard getting busy wit it
>X gon give it to ya

>> No.23061346

Not including Alp, which species makes the best tomboy? I want a monster girl who makes a good bro but I'm not a fan of demon types like Alp.

>> No.23061358

>>23061346
Hinezumi
Salamander
Hellhound
Anything on fire really except the lantern and golem

>> No.23061361

>>23061346
Any battle type like lizard, salamander or fire mouse

>> No.23061383

>>23061340
You can’t just jump into the song lyrics so fast like that anon, you’ve really got to build the story up before that. Really flesh it out.

>> No.23061385
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>>23060271
Only if they come with big meaty thighs

>> No.23061387

>>23061358
I don't think Hellhound would make a good bro.

>>23061361
Now that you mentioned battle types I thought of them and almost laughed when Orc came to my mind. I suppose you could order an enslaved Orc to be your bro and she would try her best to obey that order.

>> No.23061420

>>23061387
I guess tomboyish wouldn't really fit hellhound, more of rowdy than anything. Nurarihyon I guess for someone to chill with, not really tomboyish but just chill.

>> No.23061437

>>23061387
"ordering an enslaved" could apply to any of them once they've all been enslaved after humans have won.

>> No.23061503

>>23061346
Gremlins, I'd say.

>> No.23061519

>>23061214
JC and loli wights would look good in partially transparent nightgowns and with garter straps resting against their thick pale thighs, true.

>> No.23061543

>>23061519
Loli wights are for getting gently dommed with ethereal claws. Technically all wights are for this, but still.

>> No.23061621

>>23061321
By being real

>> No.23061627

>>23061346
Besides what >>23061361 said, Dhampir looks like a potential bro (female).
It's probably unlikely, but it would probably be fun with a tomboyish Satyros.

>> No.23061628
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The "Unearthed from the ground" zombies shown in MGE are overrated. I prefer the patchwork kind.

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>>23060788

>> No.23061640

>>23061627
Dhampir is quite bro. She even makes a point of putting monster girls in their place to make life better for men.

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>>23061628
Aren't they closer to Frankenstein's monster that KC said he'd make a profile of eventually?

>> No.23061706

>>23061640
I really like the dynamic of having a Dhampir wife who's ultrasubmissive to me, but eager to dom other girls with me.

>> No.23061716

>>23061649
>Anon, I've built you a wife. Don't worry, she's perfectly harmless. Her brain came from a nice girl names Abbey...something.

>> No.23061737

JC > JK > loli > CC

>> No.23061754

>>23061621
That's honestly not much of an advantage.

>> No.23061766

>career day is when the witches, familiars, and baphos swap between 2 different branches for a week or 2
>runya becoming ruNyaa~ after being placed in ropu's sabbath
>kuro familiars replacing all the books in runya sabbath library with lolicon femdom doujins
>greila sabbath girls are confused at the childish playgrounds in momo's sabbath when they first come in
>momonika sabbath witches getting horrified at patients infected with some virus from the mist continent

>> No.23061770
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>>23061737
delet

>> No.23061772

>>23061543
Loli wights are for gentle domming while she tries to act haughty and reluctant, but is slowly giving in more until she's moaning sensually with tender expressions on her face for the rest of the lovemaking session, and then cuddling with ghost claws in the afterglow.

>> No.23061802

>>23061770
CC works well on some girls, though. Shiros are great at all of those bodytypes/ages, for example.

>> No.23061811

>>23061621
>>23061754
What is real? How do you define "real"? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell what you can taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

>> No.23061817

is a gremlin getting fucked doggystyle by a 4-legged robot sex machine okay?

>> No.23061836

>>23061817
Is the sex machine literally just a machine?
Does she see it as anything more than an overcomplicated dildo?

>> No.23061850

>>23061836
yes it's a machine that walks, runs, and fucks like a 4-legged creature like a dog or horse.
probably, maybe she's tired of using an actual dildo so she builds what she could with what she owns

>> No.23061853

>>23061817
I like the sound of it

>> No.23061876

>>23061850
I don't have a problem with it. Anything intelligent, or if she starts ascribing feelings to it, and it might get into NTR territory for her husband.

>> No.23061882

>>23059315
I would imagine strange. The texture of holding it would probably be like a slightly soggy hamburger, and biting into it would have a very thick jelly-like consistency in conjuction with the imitated solid. The taste combined with the texture would probably be slightly unappetizing for recent master-maid pairs and improve the more the master “bonds” with the shoggoth, which is probably itself boosted by consumption.
Just don’t keep turning it down.

>> No.23061887

>>23061817
That's why I prefer the Night Gaunt or Atlach-Nacha. You get to be the dildo machine that fucks all of her holes.

>> No.23061898

>>23061887
TF is hot garbage.

>> No.23061923
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>>23061887
NG is underappreciated
>"so you have a fetish for latex? ufufu~"

>> No.23061931

>>23061923
Yes my waifu is a loli Night Gaunt. She is the only monster I would ever want or would be willing to be with.

>> No.23061946

>>23061923
>The whole bit from the profile about her thoroughly coating her prospective husband
That is peak latex, fyi

>> No.23061955

>>23061946
All for you to spend the rest of your life as some winged monster on her back

>> No.23061959

>>23061955
Yeah, kinda disappointing for my tastes.
Gazer, however, can give me my fix

>> No.23061962

>>23061876
yeah but what if a machine wants to rape a gremlin and she's single but at the same time, it can't love because it's not very intelligent and all it wants is rape? and what about fake semen and inflating her tummy with it? is that okay?

>> No.23061964

>>23059310
Okay, from what anime is that supposed to be?

>> No.23061965

>>23061946
Not only that but you can control the latex on their body. Constantly squeezing and tightening it around their breasts and ass while constantly molesting and groping them.
>Moreover, the black film covering the body of such an individual is not their own, but their husband's mucus. The film pulses, vigorously squeezing and rubbing their breasts and buttocks according to their husband's will, continually providing pleasure and ecstasy.

>> No.23061969

>>23061959
is it safe for a gazer's eye stalks to wrap around and jerk off your dick?

>> No.23061973

>>23061964
re:zero

>> No.23061974
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>>23059310
Foxes are notorious burg fans.

>> No.23061976

>>23061946
Multiple layers of heavy, obscenely tight latex clothing is peak latex you pleb. Latex goo is a lame, thoroughly unsatisfying cop out.

>> No.23061983

>>23061817
>>23061850
>>23061962
This is pretty obviously thinly veiled beastialityshit.

>> No.23061985

>polka dot panties

>> No.23061989

>>23061976
Based and KDFpilled

>> No.23061990

>>23059242 I hope she forgives werebat-chan

>> No.23061994

>>23061983
i was just curious, i won't bring it up again

>> No.23061999

What mamono, other than Queen Slime, would be good for a hivemind harem? One mind across multiple girls' bodies OR a collection of girls who are telepathically and empathically linked.

>> No.23062000

>>23061985
what monster is best for that

>> No.23062005

I bet Manticore would think it's hilarious when she dry humps a man in doggy style position while milking his dick with the tail.

>> No.23062011

>>23061999
Hivemind Automatons

>> No.23062018

>>23061974
Well it's pretty clear where those calories have been going.
God bless mamono mana

>> No.23062019
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MOUSED.com

>> No.23062021

Did anyone ever bother to archive Sacrifice's stories?

>> No.23062033
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>>23061923
>>23061946
Wrote a Reader -> Night Gaunt Husband story a bit ago, it may be to your tastes
https://pastebin.com/gM05MMKN

>> No.23062035

>>23062019
my werecat wife hates that website!

>> No.23062045

>>23062011
I like the sound of that. Can't believe I didn't think of it.

>> No.23062093

>>23061385
That rata pic is so fucking good. Every time I see it I just wanna make out with her butthole and pussy for hours on end. Whoever the artist is, they deserve a solid gold medal the size of a fucking basketball

>> No.23062100

>>23061976
Hold up, we getting into belts and bondage? Because I consider that a different fetish set entirely.

>> No.23062103

>>23062019
Imagine getting swarmed by mice like this and impregnating them with daughters that will grow up to be as strong as them.

>> No.23062110

I can't stop thinking about Ratas and Kikis.

>> No.23062114
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>>23062035
I prefer the PUSSIED.COM site better where cats steal hubbies from mice and make them watch as they become sluts for prime, puffy, pussy pussy

>> No.23062122

>>23062114
Why does it look like she knows exactly what I'm into?

>> No.23062124

>>23062100
Not necessarily, no. It could just be regular everyday clothes but made of latex.
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1581565164496.jpg

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>>23059242
Masochist Panda's are top tier.

>> No.23062222

>>23062114
i like the one video where an anon's mouse wife leaves for work and invites a bunch of big black cats to their home so he can get violently gang-banged by them and ends with him texting a video to his wife, of him getting forced to creampie one of the cats!
that bicorn film director sure knows how to put out a good movie if i do say so myself.

>> No.23062270

>>23062019
>>23062114
>>23062222
Could we not talk about NTR please?

>> No.23062271

>>23062222
How would a violent reverse gangbang even go?

>> No.23062273 [SPOILER] 
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You know what you should do anon?

Get married to a dorf. That's the path to happiness.

>> No.23062286
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>>23062270
Okay

>> No.23062309

>>23061994
Eh I thought it was fine but but it's probably for th best to avoid drama

>> No.23062363

>>23062273
Thst artist got me into straight shota

>> No.23062368

>>23062273
but she's too small, i want a woman with a big butt and big tits and has big pink lips that i can poke my dick into before i fuck her throat with my big rape-cock

>> No.23062373

>>23062273
I don't like dorfs, though. At all.

>>23062286
Now here's a great mamono.

>> No.23062378

>>23062363
cute-loli-on-shota or big-pedo-on-shota?

>> No.23062425
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Winterstown getting ready for the summer, where the meteorologists say this might be the hottest where highs could reach 45F

>> No.23062432

>>23062378
This image to be specific
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1924437

>> No.23062456

>>23062432
whoa, that's hot. i like seeing women diddle little boys in hentai. i wish that was kind of a thing in MGE but i can understand that straight loli is much more preferred than straight shota

>> No.23062470

>>23062425
if i creampie a glacies in her butt and pussy, will it get colder? winterstown is much better with snow

>> No.23062498

>>23062373
You don't like cute girls?

>> No.23062502

>>23062498
I don't find them cute, though.

>> No.23062514

>>23062425
45F? Still way too cold. I like a minimum of 70.

>> No.23062576

>>23062286
I want to try to go on normal adventures with a bicorn but she keeps trying to make it so I fuck all the monster girls we come across.

>Clear out some p'orc bandits for a quest
>"You know, You could do whatever you wanted with them now that we have defeated them"
>"Stop it"
>"Just look at them, they barely have any clothes or armor on..."
>"We're just doing this for the quest"
>"Nobody would find out if you had some fun with them before that"
>Repeat very god damn quest

>> No.23062588

>>23062514
Ill walk out side with a short sleeve shirt on in 32F weather, 45F would be great right about now.

>> No.23062604

>>23062588
Lets trade, I'm seeing 80° highs all week, this is hellhound weather

>> No.23062610

>>23062425
Snowbabes are the best. I just want a cute Yuki-Onna wife to walk through a winter wonderland with bros.

>> No.23062613
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>>23062110
I cant stop thinking about ratas only.

>> No.23062616

>>23062613
Why are they so mesmerising? How do they nestle so well into our thoughts?

>> No.23062663

>>23062610
I want a loli Ice Queen or Tsurara-Onna with thick thighs and backside to feel up, and tight pussy and ass to creampie.

>> No.23062668
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>>23062616
Clever journalism and propaganda.

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>>23061063
Pixelmaritan is the artist.

>> No.23062680

I'm sad. I want to cuddle a cute monster girl so I'm not as sad.

>> No.23062691

Viking Ratas.

>> No.23062693

Pandas are dumb

>> No.23062706

>>23062693
But they’re cute and chubby!

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I wanna pump her cunny with baby batter!

>> No.23062721

>>23062693
They may be too lazy to rape, but that doesn't make them dumb

>> No.23062725

>>23062693
RL pandas are legit dumb as fuck and it makes me question why they haven't gone into extinction yet. they only eat bamboo, which is not edible to fucking jackshit, and it makes them lack any energy to hunt or mate which also explains their lack of interest of doing so. we waste lots of money on trying to make their species survive when all they do is fuck themselves over like a bunch of clumsy blobs of shits.
fuck pandas, man, they fucking suck.

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>>23062668
Ratas are small time news.

>> No.23062730

>>23062668
It's a very successful campaign. I desperately want a genki powerbottom yandere Rata.

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>>23062693
But anon, don't you want to hear a panda make a MEEEHHH sound?

>> No.23062761
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Trustworthy snow elves.

>> No.23062773

>>23062761

that fat tail doesnt look very elf like

>> No.23062804

god i fucking hate society, i almost got into a fight today. someone post nice monsters.

>> No.23062806

>>23062773
It does, however, look very cuddleable

>> No.23062821

>>23062456
Shota is a thing in MGE though

>> No.23062843

>>23062821
yeah but i'm talking about straight shota

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>>23062843
Wat. So was I though

>> No.23062863

>>23062852
yeah but it's not talked about in great detail in the books. i guess you could say it's a wonderland thing but there's nothing degenerate about straight shota if we're cool with fucking little girls with big hats and frilly outfits like they were touhou characters or something

>> No.23062865

>taking your demon or hellhound to church

>> No.23062874

>>23062865
>converting them into angel or heavenhound

>> No.23062877
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Oh yeah! now we're talking!

>> No.23062880
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>>23062863
I like me some MGE touhous

>> No.23062884

Accidentally activating a nerdy Manticore's heavily suppressed inner predator!

>> No.23062888

>>23062877
That's a cute birdgirl. I'd like to watch her lay eggs, then fill her hole back up with my cock.

>> No.23062889

>>23062863
>Q. 質問です 幼化の術は男性にも使えますでしょうか?
>Does "Spell of Pedomorphosis" work on males as well?
>A. 幼化の術は男性にも効果がありますね。とはいえ、魔物娘が男性に一時的に幼化する術をかけることはあっても、サバトメンバーみたいに永続幼化の術をかけることは基本的にないですね!
>Yes they can work, but they only have a temporary effect on males, compared to the Sabbath members where its effect on them is permanent.
>M性癖的に考えて、魔物娘と人間のカップルで結果的におねショタになることはそれなりにあると思うんですが、魔物娘はあんま ショタコンいないので、好きな男がショタでも青年でもおっさんでも好きなのが魔物娘なので
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>ショタだからA君が好き!ではなく、A君 好きだから普段は20代なA君のショタ姿いいよね・・・ が魔物娘の好意なので
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)

>> No.23062898

>>23062889
>there are really no shotacon MGs
damn it

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>>23062880

>> No.23062912
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>>23062906
They are just too cute

>> No.23062923

There's nothing better than seeing a loli standing right in front of you taking in your penis with her mouth

>> No.23062931

>>23062923
Mamono mouthpussy!

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>>23062912

>> No.23062937

>>23062880
I remember there being an artist that did some good touhou corruption.

>> No.23062939

>>23062932
This makes me feel things that I shouldn't.

>> No.23062943

>>23062877
Owl is best girl.

>> No.23062944

>>23062939
Like?

>> No.23062946
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>>23062943
So many top-tier birbs in this show.

>> No.23062950
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>>23062931
Imagine going to your local sabbath branch, and as you're filling out paperwork to procure a loli, one just unzips your pants and goes at it. You react shocked because you didn't notice her and ask her in your surprise "what the!!? What're you doing?" And in response, she just lets out a giggle and says "you looked yummy and I just wanted a taste<3"

>> No.23062953

>>23062944
Like lewd things about these little girls.

>> No.23062956
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>>23062502
I find this hard to believe.

>> No.23062968

>>23062944
Wanting to pull the trigger and end it all.

>> No.23062983

>>23062727
Cute fish

>> No.23062985

>>23062923
Standing blowjobs are hard to beat

>> No.23062991

>>23062985
What about blowjobs in zero g?

>> No.23062999

>>23062991
Reminds me of zero g anubis posting, that's a good thing too

>> No.23063001
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Eel

>> No.23063003
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Remember to trust onee-chans.

>> No.23063008

>>23063003
I need a gyaru Hakutaku sempai

>> No.23063017

>Sabbath loli giving t-shirts to men for them to wear that say "You must be this short to ride this ride" with a line going across the bottom of the shirt

>> No.23063018
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>>23062991
What about blowjobs in 100g?

>> No.23063025

>>23063003
nigga i'm too big to be having big sisters and shit, the fuck

>> No.23063027

>>23062956
There's something I find fundamentally wrong about their proportions.

>> No.23063031
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>>23063018
You must go even further beyond!

>> No.23063043
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i sometimes wonder what you guys look like in rl

>> No.23063052

>>23063043
I'm fat

>> No.23063056

>>23063043
Imagine a slightly more /fit/ shaggy.

>> No.23063059

>>23063043
Fat and ugly.

>> No.23063064

>>23063056
https://youtu.be/B_OM9IqA_8A

>> No.23063065

>>23063043
Like a cleaner hobo

>> No.23063066

>>23063043
Fat, slightly balding, white, average looking, average height. That's just me though

>> No.23063067
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>not so fast, kid. you better watch yourself
>we've seen that monster whore hanging around you again
>if you forget once more that humans are only meant for humans, we will have to teach you a lesson you won't forget

>> No.23063068

>>23063043
Medium height, pale, thin, thick dark hair.

>> No.23063073
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>>23063052
>>23063059
>>23063066
>Fat bastards
Lose the weight or the only monster girls you'll get have NTR fetishes where she fucks you and pretends to be cheating on her hubby

>> No.23063082

>>23063073
>Lose the weight
I would if I could get some meth , I miss meth.

>> No.23063085

>>23063073
Nah, I'll just feed myself to a sandworm. I'm sure she'll appreciate the extra meat she's getting from me for free

>> No.23063093

>>23063085
The spice must flow

>> No.23063095

>>23063067
What are they gonna do, intimidate a 2m tall buff monster that can lift me with one hand?

>> No.23063109
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>>23063043
dadbod, meh face
Thankfully a slime won't judge me

>> No.23063111

>>23062898
Monsters don't care about appearance at all. You can probably still find one who prefers you that way, but it's for other reasons.

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>>23063095

Yes.

>> No.23063121

>>23063109
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Don't reply to obvious shit posts.

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>Check sad panda
>NTR Encyclopedia
>It’s just random pictures with the shitty fetish, including MG

>> No.23063130
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Dumb birb.

>> No.23063134
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>>23063043
Vinny + glasses + unkempt

>> No.23063144

>>23063043
Average weight, pale no matter how much I go outside due to shit weather, dark circles under my eyes under my eyes, hair like gazerfag and a full beard.

>> No.23063174

I wish my Dear Hatter wife were able to take me away from all of this stressful overtime

>> No.23063177

>>23063043
I don't have a mirror nearby, so it's hard for me to remember.

>> No.23063189

Finally got a commission of my second wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/ojgdif.png

>> No.23063194

>>23063189
Sweet, you're the guy with the other high orc wife right?

>> No.23063195

>>23063194
Yep!

>> No.23063199

>>23063174
We all do.

>> No.23063200

>>23063189
>second
You know what they say about having too many waifus anon...
>she thicc
Nevermind, great taste anon.

>> No.23063205

>>23063195
Good man, high orcs deserve the love! Is it a bigamy situation or a harem situation?

>> No.23063207

>>23063174
I wish I could be as certain about anything as you are about your love for her.

>> No.23063213

>>23063200
Skinny girls can't do a damn thing for me.
>>23063205
Bigamy. 3 is the number of stability.

>> No.23063216

>>23062912
Bitchy and greedy shrine maiden gf is perfect for both being dommed by and doing instant_loss to.

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>>23063043

Be nice. I am shy.

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>>23063189
10/10 H'orcs deserve more love

>> No.23063268

If a 12 year old kappa is teaching a 8 year old human boy how to swim and giving him a taste for cucumbers does that count as grooming?

>> No.23063277

>>23063174
Hey Hatterfag, how did you and your wife meet?

>> No.23063284

>>23063043
>trying to trick me into giving up a photo
Not so fast, Mamono! You'll have to do better to track me down!

>> No.23063298
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>>23063043
Short, slightly fit, ever so slightly curly semi-long hair, THICC glasses but decent looking.
Size difference fetish is a go-go with my high-porc waif.

>> No.23063315

>>23063298
Another High Orc lover!
How big do you prefer your boar?

>> No.23063322

>>23063268
I wish a mamono would've kidnapped and groomed me as a kid.

>> No.23063324

>>23063213
>Bigamy. 3 is the number of stability.
More of a harem guy myself but it's lovely to see more bigamy dudes popping up

>> No.23063326

Let me guess.

MGE Mamono start pouring in spreading influence through out the rest of our world. But Switzerland will still be neutral about the whole ordeal, to which Switzerland's whole stance and opinion on Mamono is a big "No."

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>>23063043
>mfw someone actually posts a selfie of himself with a physical copy of MGE

>> No.23063337

>>23063328
Someone made a youtube video reviewing it, showing his face throughout.

>> No.23063350
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>>23063315
Regular "tall girl"/ yankee ane-san size, but with a lower half like the one I posted.
If you are the commission anon from earlier she looks like she'd be too big for me. I do absolutely get the appeal of "amazon"-size girls though, but I can't part with the delinquent-gal image I have of high porcs.

>> No.23063351

>>23063067
>pair of gun tsukumogami in denial of being monstergirls

>> No.23063355

>>23063073
P'orcs would like them

>> No.23063356

>>23063328
Why are Cheshires so perfect?

>> No.23063362

>>23063073
Honestly, I'd more easily see mamono being into fat bastards than someone skinny as me. I'm nearly 40 pounds underweight.

>> No.23063371

>>23063328
>You will never have a Cheshire aggressively try to get a selfie with you.

>> No.23063378

>>23063328
I've never taken a selfie, and I don't have any photos of myself. I forget my own face regularly.

>> No.23063379
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>>23063356
Sexy
Smug
Lewd
Cute
The list could go on, but the single biggest factor for me is the way they toy with their prey. Making you think you're in control then disappearing and popping up in shameless positions that compromise your sense of security, throwing you off guard then using obscene words to hit your weak spots. That's what it's all about.

>> No.23063384

>>23063043
Skinny and weird looking.

>> No.23063387

>>23063043
Thin, Pale, and Bald. No not balding, full blown bald.

>> No.23063399

>>23063350
>delinquent-gal
That's what I was going for as well (hence the keychains and makeup), but I tried to combine it with more of a warrior feel. She's only 194cm.

>> No.23063417

>>23063043
Short, skinny fat, and ugly.

>> No.23063429

>>23062950
For those curious, according to Google
>These paws aren't for hitting people. They're for squeezing Onii-chan's dick!
>This mouth isn't for chastising [discriminating?] people. It's for sucking Onii-chan's dick!

>> No.23063432

>>23063379
Monsters in hoodies are cute!

>> No.23063441

>>23063328
I've posted a pic of my copy before.
But not with me in it

>> No.23063450

>>23063379
That's about right. Appealing visually in every way at once, and both willing and able to be playful in both lewd and nonlewd ways, in ways few else even in-setting could. Plus, Cheshires fit with nearly any fetish or fantasy.

>> No.23063455

>>23063441
Wockfag?

>> No.23063460

>>23063432
Hoodies fit any body type, just like turtleneck sweaters!

>> No.23063462

>>23063328
>>23063379
God, why are faggotcats so goddamn smug? I'm not a particularly violent person but fuck, they bring out the bully in me. I would do things to them that would make a maledomfag blush.

>> No.23063466

>>23062889
>>23062898
>>23063111
It isn't so much that there aren't any shotacon monsters, as it is that monsters are attracted to men who can give them a lot of SE.

To skip to the conclusion, they'll attack shotas that want to be attacked and will put out more because of it.

>> No.23063473

>>23063379
>She's holding back now to attack my weakspots later
Well she better pull something quick.
My MG rankings how now been changed. The top slot now belongs to: Gazer

>> No.23063490

>>23063462
I'm normally into submissive girls, but I'd let a smugcat dom me.

>> No.23063500

>>23063466
No it's that monsters won't discriminate based on looks. They also won't discriminate based of sexual ability. Shota incubi exist and exist in the Sabbath. They don't care about looks of their husband so much that you don't outwardly change when you become an incubus unless you were literally too old or fat for sex.

>> No.23063520
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Look out!

>> No.23063527
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Calm down she just wants to give you some hot coco

>> No.23063528

>>23063473
Addendum. I fucking found it.
A brief Gazer foot fetish green. It was hiding on old /tg/ the whole time

>> No.23063530

>>23063500
So mamono wouldn't care that I'm a quickshot? I usually ejaculate without even reaching orgasm.

>> No.23063532

>>23063379
cheshire cat looks like an e-girl, i want to transform into a dark-skinned ugly bastard and rape her just to teach her a lesson

>> No.23063536

>>23063500
if i'm a shota who's self-sustainable, am i in as much danger as a regular adult virgin man?

>> No.23063539

>>23063379
>that hoodie
>that pussy drip
She knows exactly what she's doing to me and loving every moment of it, isn't she?

>> No.23063550
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there's no love nectar in there...
right?

>> No.23063553

>>23063550
meant for >>23063527 fuck

>> No.23063559

>>23063520
Is that the thing from Skifree?

>> No.23063560

>>23063527
she drugged it, i'm not waking up naked and paralyzed from the neck down except for my penis on a big velvet heart-shaped bed with a psycho yeti next to me wearing nothing but a red floral laced garter lingerie

>> No.23063562

You get a chance to be with a monstergirl, but the catch is that she's going to be a fusion of your favorite species with a random one: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you don't have a favorite, roll twice.

I got
>Jinko
>Living Armor
Sounds strange, since Jinkos would rather wear something light for mobility, but they're big and strong, so this fusion could be heavier armor? She'd look cool either way.

>> No.23063607

>>23063562
>My favorite is Kiki
>Rolled a Ratatoskr on the first try
I think i just fucking won the lottery.

>> No.23063612

>>23063562
>Crow Tengu
>Bubble Slime
Sounds messy and she'd likely be a awkward flier, but this is fine.

>> No.23063616

>>23063562
>P'orc
>Merrow
Isn't that just a selkie?

>> No.23063624

>>23063562
>Baphomet
>Unagi Joro
The leader of some sort of underwater Sabbath that adapted her body for that life?

>> No.23063639
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shrine maidens are horrible! look at what she did to this poor doggo! shrine maiden is the devil, please curse shrine maiden when you see her!

>> No.23063646

>>23063639
That’s probably a dumb sea dog that hurt herself and she brought her to the medic! No I wasn’t bribed by mofu to write this

>> No.23063662
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23063662

What's the most complex wish I could get from a genie and not have to waifu her?

>> No.23063663

>>23063624
>underwater Sabbath
I'm imagining a magitek Sabbath on a giant submarine, captained by a Baphomet with an eyepatch, and crewed by Gremlins, Automata, and all manner of burly seamen.

Her arch-nemesis is a big-tittied Kraken.

>> No.23063667

I want to touch the maid.

>> No.23063668

>>23063639
She probably deserved it. Shrine maiden-san is the miracle of the universe. Gonna woo her!

>> No.23063672

>>23063662
"Do you have the current time?" is probably about it.

>> No.23063676

I want to establish a massage parlor for monster girls. Other than the unbreakable chastity device to protect myself, I got the following tools for massaging and relaxing everything from Zombies to Raijus to Slimes to Ushi to Centaurs. Anything missing off this list I might need?
Hands
Vises
Clamps
Hammer
Peening hammer
Maul
Sledgehammer
Jackhammer
Captive bolt gun
Machine gun
Guncotton
Bazooka
C4
Treaded tank


Runestones
Runestaves
Spell books
Chisels
Defrag programs
Dusting aircan
Tuning forks
Flash bulbs

Rasps
Files
Sandpaper
Whetstones
Grindstone
Water stones
Hot stones
Cornerstones

Brushes
Combs
Preening forks
Blast torch

Pruning clippers
Hoof nippers
Claw trimmers
Nail clippers
Shears
Cutting torch

Magnets
Oscilloscope
Copper wire
Tesla coil
Insulating suit

Buffing cloths
Nail polish
Brass polish
Silver polish
Massage oil
Scale oil
Preening oil
Chitin oil
Motor oil
Snake oil
Brake Fluid
Grease
Flamethrower

Ceramic glaze
Enbalming linen
Sutures
Welding equipment

Funnels
Filters
Mercury
Silver Amalgam
Battery Acid
Caustic Soda
Antifreeze

Brass buttons

>> No.23063678

>>23063662
She can go and buy you some snacks in the local store, if you give her enough money for that.
>>23063667
I want to be touched by the maid.

>> No.23063681

>>23063662
"Could you make me incapable of love?"

>> No.23063693

>>23063676
you forgot cummies

>> No.23063707

>>23063639
I'd curse her into becoming a monster.

>> No.23063711

>>23063678
I want to touch the maid that touches me.

>> No.23063757
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23063757

Do sea bishops do their own weddings or do they get their sister/mom/friend to do it for them?

>> No.23063767

>>23063277
>My POV:
Weary in my travels, I happened across a deep forest and headed in for some shelter for the night. As I walked, twilight turned to morning, and the scenery got brighter and brighter! I emerged from behind a tree to find a lovely isolated cottage with an inviting looking door, and as I approached it, found it answered by a stunningly gorgeous woman- My Dear Wife! As calm as cool can quip, she ushered me in knowingly, stating that I was only slightly early, and giving me my instructions as her new butlerhusband! For of course, that’s what I am, was, and would always be!


>Her POV:
When she was young, as a Matango, she was isolated from the rest of her sisters by a traveling group of noble humans as a curiosity. She was taken back to their house and planted in a lonely library and promptly forgotten. One day, I took a cleaning job for the nobles to make some extra cash, and came across her in the library, looking lonesome. Feeling pity, I snuck her out as the family was all away, and not knowing what to do with her, carried her all the way to the woods, hoping she’d fare better there. She never forgot my look or smell or essence, and was fortunate enough to be brought to Wonderland by a hasty March Hare on a scavenger hunt for the queen to find thirty things that move as they stay still. She and several other Matangos were transformed into Hatters, and she set about working herself as a maid to make enough to buy her own cottage, forge fake nobility papers, and orchestrate a portal to wonderland at the exact time and place that I’d be after extensive spying on me. She nearly fainted as I walked up to the door, but held her own by breathing deeply and puffing her chest out, which she quickly took notice of me taking notice of. The rest is history!

>> No.23063773

>>23063559
Yeah, she chases you when you don't stay between the flags.

>> No.23063775

>>23063562
>Waifu is rata
>Nacho
So a rata that is more willing to blackmail me?

>> No.23063776

>>23063757
I want to ruin a Sea Bishop for marriage!

>> No.23063791

>>23063767
Why did you just go along with it? Did you secretly remember her from before?

>> No.23063808

>>23063791
No, never put it together!
I gave into the madness! No spells, no pheromones, no convincing words, I simply took a perfectly regular step off the bridge into madness and accepted it wholemindedly!

>> No.23063817
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>>23063676
That's a very nice chastity belt
Unbreakable, yes?
And only you can remove it?
Hmm...hmhmhmhm

>> No.23063835

>>23063562
>Dark Angel
>Chochin-Obake
So now she's even more of a powerbottom, and has a compulsive desire for me to make use of her? And she gets dark flames that grow when I cum in her? I like this.

>> No.23063841

>>23063767
Cute!
I met my H'orc wives when they came up behind me and offered me a coin purse for a bit of "compensated dating" in Dragonia.

>> No.23063848
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23063848

>>23063676
>magnets
Imagine making a stupidly strong electromagnet by coiling a thick iron rod with a 10 gauge wire and supplying 30 amps directly from the breaker then using it as a dildo for your Raiju wife
She'd take out power to your whole block when she nuts.
Of course mamono mana gives you electric resistance too so you don't fry in the process

>> No.23063851

>>23063662
But why would you not want a genie wife? I'd wish for her to make me a king.

>> No.23063855

>>23063562
>favorite monster
Chimera
>fused with
Dragon
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THIS CURSED LAND?!

>> No.23063871

>>23063841
I’m sure they are well and truly compensated by now, as are you! What a night that must have been!

>> No.23063877
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23063877

Help, my girlfriend is melting!

And for some reason she's super smug about it?

>> No.23063884

>>23063817
[Don't tell her about the hypnosis-proof contact lenses, don't tell her don't tell her don't tell her...]

>> No.23063889

>>23063851
I don't trust genies. You tell her you want a hot chick as your girlfriend, and she gives you a loli harpy with a fever.

>> No.23063893

>>23063877
>melting
Turn on the AC.

>> No.23063905
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>>23063884
You seem to have something in your eye, Anon. Hmm, there we go. Now let me take another look...just to make sure I got it all out.

>> No.23063907

>>23063889
On the other hand, free* phoenix

>> No.23063908

>>23063889
>not wanting to care for a loli harpy to earn her trust and be her onii-chan
Seriously, you just need to make wishes that, if taken literally, you can take in stride.

>> No.23063910

>>23063893
I hope no anons with a slime waifu takes her out when it's below 30 degrees, at least keep her in an airtight thermos

>> No.23063914

>>23063817
>And only you can remove it?
That's the mistake, you should let your wife hold on to the key.

>> No.23063928

>>23063562
>Shoggoth
>Kitsune-Bi
A being of pure, flaming sex in the form of a doting eldritch horror that will incubize me instantly and sustain and forcefully indulge me through eternity as I melt into her flames.
>fearboner

>> No.23063944

>>23063562
>Mad Hatter
And...
>Succubus
As if she could get more lewd! Her wings will surely help stabilize her heaving massive lap-filling breasts!

>> No.23063947

>>23063910
It would be extremely embarrassing if she were to freeze during sex.

>> No.23063950

>>23063562
>Hellhound
>Ignis

So just a hotter dog?

>> No.23063951
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>>23063562
>faggot cat
>Werecat
Nothing changes wahoo

>> No.23063963

>>23063951
It's probably like watering down booze. Sorry, but your faggotcat is less faggot-like.

>> No.23063974

>>23063562
>Kakuen
>Karakasa-Obake

No idea what she will look like, but I'm sure it's very lewd.

>> No.23063982

>>23063848
They're meant for the Automatons, Golems and Armors, but we're learning to use them on Raijus without them turning into projectiles.

>> No.23063983

>>23063562
>Kitsune-Bi
>Mantanago
D-did I just create a ghost fox infestation?

>> No.23063984

>>23063914
>wife
Don't be a faggot. That basically assures masseuse Anon would be perfectly safe, and thereby ruins all the fun of the scenario. It's like a cellphone in a horror movie.

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>>23063562
>Plain Valkyrie fused with Thunderbird
Can she now use lightning miracles?

>> No.23064004
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>>23063562
>Hellhound
>Amazoness

ʰᵉᶫᵖ

>> No.23064011 [SPOILER] 
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>>23063562
>Harpy and then Kakuen

Nope.

>> No.23064020

>>23063817
Hah. I'm on so much fucking antidepressants no one can control my mind.

>> No.23064025

>>23063984
B-but I don't have a wife...
>hehehehhh...

>> No.23064029

>>23063562
>hobgobby
>papillon
I'm imagining a dumb airhead shortstack papillon and I like what I see. She probably can't fly for very long and plummets to the ground, but her massive honkers cushion her fall. I'd give her lots of shoulder rides and she'd tickle my ears with the happy flapping of her wings.

>> No.23064036

>>23064011
Didn't KC mention an Oz region was in the works for MGE? Or did I imagine that?

>> No.23064038
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What would the evil options look like in an MGE RPG?

>> No.23064042

>>23064004
Well, you know what they say, you can only lose your pelvis once, am i right?

>> No.23064045

>>23064036
we won't get new KC entries for a while probably cause of that game

>> No.23064069

>>23063817
I'm too mentally detached to hypnotize. A ghost would have better luck.

>> No.23064072
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23064072

Give me a hot take anon, which MGs do you think would best fit the Dead Rising Convicts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ

>> No.23064073
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>>23063562
>Tentacle
>Hellhound

I am somewhat worried.

>> No.23064075

>>23064045
I've been out of the loop for a couple years. What's KC been up to?

>> No.23064080
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>>23064004
Congratulations, you have unlocked Hellhound 2

>> No.23064082
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23064082

>>23064045
When's the game?

Ishuzoku Reviewers can only hold me over for so long.

>> No.23064085

>>23063043
Why?

>> No.23064087

>>23064004
It can't be much rougher than vanilla heckwan, you'd just be expected to stay in the kitchen and be seen by others when she obliterates your pelvis.

>> No.23064099

>>23064045
that game better be good or i'm going to be mad for like 2 minutes and be on with my life like usual

>> No.23064104
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>>23064085
so i can know that the people i'm posting with are people who look like they fuck Big Black Cats™

>> No.23064119

>>23063562
I don't have a favorite, so let's see...
>Vamp Mosquito
>Dark Priest
That sounds really fucking hot. Bothbare species I like a lot.

>> No.23064127

>>23064104
Most of us probably look like me: skinny-fats, white, moderate acne, 17 to 35 years old, USA, suburban shits.

>> No.23064135

>>23064104
If you really want to know, I look like a hairy manlet version of Nosferatu from the 1922 film.

>> No.23064140
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>>23064085
Like this guy, but real life.

>> No.23064164

>>23064140
Whoa! I thought he was a Kobold shitposting her own race.

>> No.23064166

>>23063562
>hellhound
>alice
oh no, she's mastered both the dark and the light

>> No.23064167

>>23064140
based KDF

>> No.23064171

>>23064140
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

>> No.23064174

>>23064140
Bless KDF

>> No.23064195

Shortstack H'orc, who is only slightly taller than her shortstack P'orc followers, getting her stomach bulged by Anon's incubus dick in front of her tribe.

>> No.23064214
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>>23064004
>Wahaha! Time for sex!

>> No.23064217
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23064217

Have you prayed to your bat goddess yet?

>> No.23064226

>>23064217
The Bat in the Hat

>> No.23064236

>>23064217
I love bats, but I'm not comfortable with those from South America.

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>>23064214
>>23064087
I accept my fate.

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>>23063067

If monster girls were actually real, would human women be super cunty about it? or would most of them just line up for monsterization?

>> No.23064271

>>23063676
>Vibrating massage on a manono
Need the jackhammer for the Ushi.
For the Sandworm?
It costs $400,000 to relax this Mamono...
for 12 seconds.

>> No.23064280

>>23064265
They would hate men even more, if that were possible.

>> No.23064282

>>23064214
Does the time end with :00 again?

>> No.23064286

>>23064214
he looks uncomfortable about, she should stop before it becomes rape

>> No.23064292

what's your waifu's religion?

>> No.23064295

>>23060576
I read runya runya as runtoid runtoid and I'm not sure why. It sounds funny I guess

>> No.23064296

>>23064292
Whichever promotes marriage beyond death. I think some mormon sects say they stay married after death?

>> No.23064298

>>23064265
They would probably lure you in with the only thing they can win in: giving you a son.

>> No.23064307

>>23063562
>favorite Yuki-Onna
>Sahuagin mix
I better get used to swimming in frozen lakes I guess.

>> No.23064308

>>23064265
It'd be hard to generalize but pro-monsterization and anti-monsterization factions would form very quickly. Depending on the setting there may be a huge number of feminazi/sjw/progressive types wanting to turn into monster girls, but that's a can of worms reserved for another board entirely.

>> No.23064309

>>23064296
Anyone can get that with a ritual at one of Hel's churches.

>> No.23064311

>>23064298
Not allowing all humanity to go extinct sounds nice... but monstersex. And human girls are awful people.

>> No.23064316

>>23064140
You crazy bastard, glad to see your'e still around fren.

>> No.23064319

>>23064217
how can kakuens compete

>> No.23064323

>>23063562
>sahu
>tentacle
i can deal with it

>> No.23064328

Outside of Mono's and TFT what other monster girl discords are out there these days?

>> No.23064332

>>23064292
I'm not sure. It might be neat for her to share mine, but at the same time getting to share our own unique, unfamiliar religious traditions would be nice too. I guess that's one of the things I'd want to wait to find out when I meet her.

>>23064316
I've always got the thread up on one computer or another anon, discussions and the commissions I share here may be fewer in number as of late but I'm still around most of the time.

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>>23062804
Only the best for you

>> No.23064340

>>23064265
Most human women would reject monsterization, on the grounds of it being an extreme change to both body and mind. A few of them might change their minds once they’ve realized the pool of eligible bachelors has dwindled to nothing by the time they’ve hit their mid-twenties. Others would thrive in the more relaxed job market, and others would probably just buy a bunch of cats to stifle their loneliness.

>> No.23064341 [DELETED] 

>>23063018
>>23063031
>off-topic images

>> No.23064345

>>23064311
Well, the idea was to merge the races and make a new humanity, possibly with no human women.

>> No.23064347

>>23063562
>Demon
>Hellhound
Charcoal demon with flaming eyes?

>> No.23064349 [DELETED] 

>>23063218
Go back to /v/

>> No.23064354

Would mamono mind being in a harem where I have 1-2 wives who are "wives", dozen or so close "friends with benefits", and dozens of "servants" who have a mostly servile/sexual relationship with the rest of us?

>> No.23064355

>>23063562
>Shoggoth
>Griffon
The ultimate servant and protector? Sign me right up.

>> No.23064357

>>23063018
>>23063031
>>23063218
>>23063350
>>23063987
>>23064011
>off-topic images

>> No.23064360

>>23064357
fuck off, we're having fun

>> No.23064361
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23064361

Feel like writing a short story. Help pick the girl for me

https://www.strawpoll.me/19447595

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>>23064361
Gimme dat fox

>> No.23064393

>>23064357

and of course janny deletes the only one with an actual monster girl in the image

>> No.23064411 [SPOILER] 
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Runya porn has finally arrived

>> No.23064413

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some girls can take jobs you wouldn't expect.
Like an Oni Confectionery or a Rata Wrestler.
Do not underestimate Mofu Mask

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>>23064411
lewd the squirrel instead

>> No.23064419

>>23064413
>Oni Confectionery
That's sweet, both literally and figuratively, I'd love to buy a cake from her.

>> No.23064420

>>23064413
Oni would make some really good mochi.

>> No.23064427

>>23064419
Expect it to be delicious, expertly decorated, and slightly alcoholic if you requested it that way.

>>23064420
She knows how to work it.

>> No.23064434

>>23064414
Maybe if I come up with lewd ideas

>> No.23064443

>>23064411
wait, did runya get any porn at all?

>> No.23064450

>>23063562
>Hellhound
>Giant Ant
uh

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>>23064361
Such awful choices. Gimme the fox

>> No.23064462

>>23064411
Yes. Check the galleries. Baphomet 193

>> No.23064467
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Ice Queen gets a lot of Christmas presents!

>> No.23064470

>>23064443
>>23064462

>> No.23064471

>>23063562
>Kikimora
>Weresheep
Maids are more than just olev; they're fluffy to boot.

>> No.23064478

>>23063562
>Wendigo
>Amazoness
Hey this is pretty much what I imagine my waifu would be like. Wendi being my fave and Amazoness being my roll.

>> No.23064481

ideas for Runya pron?

>> No.23064487

>>23064481
Her tied up and gagged while anon cums all over her paws

>> No.23064488

>>23064467
But I get to hug the tubby, chesty rata that covers winterstown news!

>> No.23064497

>>23064487
doesn't sound appealing to me

>> No.23064501
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>>23064488
She works very hard to deliver hard-hitting news to Winterstown and occasionally gets paid in ice cream

>> No.23064502

>>23064497
Gay.

>> No.23064505

>>23064481
I'd just want something that shows her desire for a kiss.

>> No.23064513

>>23064501
There's always big scoops to be found.
Be they in the Ice Queen's castle, the local Ice Cream shop, or beneath her sweater.
She hates it when the summer weather or vacations down south happen as she is NOT in bikini shape.

>> No.23064526

>>23063562
>Ryu
>Lich
Every time you try to leave the lab, it mysteriously starts to pour. She has a hypothesis that cuddling her will change the weather, but it needs a LOT of testing before that can be confirmed.

>> No.23064531

>>23064450
Your HellAnt Queen needs workers, help her make some!

>> No.23064539

>>23064501
>>23064513
The cutie that started it all! Leading to the best threadcanon, I'd argue, we've ever agreed on

>> No.23064549

>>23064481
Drenched and soaked in semen to the point where there is no fluff.

>> No.23064556

>>23064450
I bet she can boast a bite as strong as a bullet ant, but monsterfied so it causes pleasure instead of pain.

>> No.23064559

>>23064481
Shut up coomer. Just draw her sleeping peacefully.

>> No.23064576

>>23064559
then tell all these people to shut up because they want runya porn oh so much

>> No.23064581

>>23064576
Literally one guy with shit taste. Runya is for tender cuddles

>> No.23064586

>>23064581
And paw cummies.

>> No.23064594

>>23064581
>>23064586
so i've been wasting time with planning on drawing runya after drawing titania??

>> No.23064597

>>23064594
No!

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>>23064478
pardon the messiness ;-;7

>> No.23064612

>>23064594
Please don't give up anon.

>> No.23064616
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>>23064481
thighjob with her black pantyhose on. runya is sitting on anon's lap with anon's dick coming out infront of her. Possible variation pics with the dick inside her. or otherway around, the variation being thighjob

>> No.23064649

>>23064609
That's pretty hot, though with the outfit she looks more like Wendigo crossed with Minotaur instead of Amazoness.

>> No.23064659

>>23064649
Disregard me, I just noticed the cuffs on her hands and realized it's intentional

>> No.23064664

>>23064609
Nothing to awa about.

>> No.23064676

>>23064559
Fuck off /v/edditnigger

>> No.23064685

>>23064609
Is that papa wendi her stand?

>> No.23064706

>>23064616
really good. not too extreme, not unfulfilling, just the right kind of stuff to draw

>> No.23064738

>>23064594
Just draw what you want

>> No.23064740

>>23064609
>Haaa?
>Who said you could leave the coat?
>Get back in here or I'll drag you back in
Hmmph. Good. It's cold without you...

>> No.23064774

Sweaty loli monsters in barely transparent white outfits!

>> No.23064798
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>>23064774
What about them?

>> No.23064803

>>23064798
I want to cum in one.

>> No.23064806

>>23064798
>tfw in an alternate universe these are KDF's waifus instead of Kobolds

>> No.23064811
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23064811

>>23064803
Based

>> No.23064814

>>23064806
The thought of KDF trying to perform hardcore BDSM on heckwans with him as the dom is hilarious.

>> No.23064817

>>23064814
Did you not read that story?

>> No.23064823

>>23064817
I'm afraid I didn't. Mind giving a link?

>> No.23064826

Shirohebis are the absolute best monster girl, or girl in general. I can't for the life of me see why anyone would betray one. In fact, I can't see why one shouldn't stalk a Shirohebi himself, and take the intiative!

>> No.23064829

>>23064823
https://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR
and
https://pastebin.com/HWSBeuFw

>> No.23064830

>>23064826
>On the internet, no one knows you're a snake

>> No.23064832

>>23064481
Bukkake followed by ahegao peace signs or 1-on1 handholding missionary followed by ahegao peace signs

>> No.23064838
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23064838

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
chicka chicka dee do me like a banshee

>> No.23064840
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23064840

Which MGs have the cutest ears and why is it Proto-Kiki and Centaurs?

>> No.23064842

>no ultra-shit-your-pants-scary, muscular, tattoo'd, Chinese, warrior monk jinko that went to maximum security prison thousands of times throughout her life, joined and destroyed the biggest, deadliest, most powerful crime triads through the mist continent, has lots of huge scars over her body from killing large deadly animals and beating up warriors, and could rape you dry with one eyelash and you would quiver with fear and ptsd from the rape for decades
it hurts bros, i want my chinese dark fantasy tiger girl so she can live in a much peaceful era with me and enjoy the demon realm in mainland

>> No.23064843

>>23064830
I'm not a snake, but I'd love to be a cute white snake-miko's husband! And I love the idea of a Shirohebi stalking me and watching me profess my love for Shirohebis and masturbating furiously to it!

>> No.23064847

Tell me about your waifu's family.
>born to human mother, monsterized
>born to monster mother of same species
>born to monster mother of another species (echnida, unicorn to bicorn, mutation...)

>> No.23064849

>>23064840
>proto kiki
?

>> No.23064852

>>23064826
I kinda like jealous bitches.

>> No.23064853

>>23064840
what's a proto-kiki? can i have mega-shog instead? i heard she can copy the abilities of other monster masters after defeating them too, but better.

>> No.23064857
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23064857

Bright blue wide oni

>> No.23064858

>>23064849
Kikis had pointy wolf ears in a beta design, instead of the finalized floppy puppy-eared kiki with the hat.

>> No.23064859

>>23064847
The only thing I'm mostly certain of is she'd be born to a mother of the same species. Past that I have no idea what her family would be like.

>> No.23064862
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23064862

>>23064826
Just don't get too uppity before the portals open

>> No.23064868

>>23064847
my waifu's a lolibaba who was born to a human mother but was monsterized after her party got wiped by goblins for having the mistake of consisting her party of only virgin men.
i don't want kids because they're too needy, just like my wife. i wonder why

>> No.23064872
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>>23064853
An early concept for the Kikimora design.

>> No.23064873

>>23064857
that be a sapphire oni, she's more prettier than a blue oni

>> No.23064874
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23064874

>>23064849
>>23064853
Early kikimora design

>> No.23064881

what do you think of gracefully OLD monsters? like, wrinkly seniors mamono that aged well into sexy grandmas?

>> No.23064883

>>23064847
>Mother was a normal member of her species
>Father was a foot-solider and town guard who met her mother during her visits to the town
>Older Sister

>> No.23064885

>>23064857
Hips like rolling zipangu hills~

>> No.23064887

>>23064874
Looks more like some Anubis designs

>> No.23064892
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23064892

>>23064840
Have a fox

>>23064881
Gib fox

>> No.23064894

>>23064887
I think proto-kikis would tend to be stern and proper like an Anubis, while regular kikis tend to be warm and friendlier.

>> No.23064895
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>>23064881
>>23064892

>> No.23064896
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23064896

>download that milking farm game
>"damn wow succ titties this is so hot"
>get the scene with that one bitch エスト or whatever
>start chuggin' away
>hypnotic voice starts making lewd and obscene noises
>"pyu pyu, pyu, chu, chu chu, byuku, byuku, sugoooooiiii~"
>find myself unable to let go even as my phone starts ringing
>go on and edge for 40 straight minutes repeating the voice clips over and over again in some kinda hypnotic trance
>jizz fucking loads and feel not good but tired and dead on the inside after
Think I might be over my head with this monster girl stuff. If this is how it feels when they finish you off over and over again and all I got was a small taste maybe going on for hours and hours with one isn't as good as it sounds.

>> No.23064899

>>23064843
I kinda want to see a miko snake and an anon stalk each other now

>> No.23064900

>>23064896
Sounds less like MGE and more like MGQ.

>> No.23064902
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23064902

>>23064896
Did you forget one of the primary functions of mamono mana and incubization in general

>> No.23064905

>>23064896
I liked the big blue succ that made the chains rattle as she slammed you.

>> No.23064909

>>23064881
I want to fuck an old dragon and watch her become a beautiful young-looking dragon zombie, an old demon gmilf to get me drunk on wine and basically rape me with kisses on my dick with lips and lips, and an old spunky Cheshire cat that would love to give a tuggin' for a youngin' like myself, and an old holstaur too because old ladies can have huge titties and fat rumps too. But there's no way in hell I'm fucking an old oni or an old harpy. They'd look weird in my head.

>> No.23064910

>>23064847
>Father was an elven king, forced to exile her mother because she was monsterized and became cold and neglected his daughter in favor of his son after she died.
>Mother was an elf that monsterized shortly after giving birth to her younger brother. Died after attempting to sneak into the castle to see her children again.
>Younger brother was a bright young boy, after his mother's death he was relentlessly driven by his father to become a better king and ruler. Eventually broke and ran away to a fairy kingdrom.

>> No.23064911

>>23064874
>>23064872
Protokikis look like they just thought ear cropping looked neat. Like if A kikimora had a rebellious phase

>> No.23064925

>>23064843
>Shirohebi sitting in the bushes outside Anon's house watching him at his computer
>Can't see what's on the screen because of the angle
>Anon is watching her on the trail cam he installed after finding her stalker nest

>> No.23064940

>>23064847
>tfw I have Lilim waifu
How many anons here will I see at family dinners?

>> No.23064949

>>23064467
>Ice Queen gets mail every Christmas from the kids in town who think she’s married to Santa
>not wanting to ruin their innocence she goes out every year with the help of White Horn-san and gives them what they asked for
>in return she gets a lot of presents from happy parents

>> No.23064955

>>23063562
>Kikimora
>Lich
We’ve achieved peak boner.

>> No.23064962

>>23064949
>"Deer mis ise ckween can u aks sanna 4 a bikg gril 4 kismas 4 papa so he can maek mor berger 4 us thayn q from wendi i am 5"

>> No.23064978

>>23064962
Wendi chan
Wendi chan
Everybody loves wendi chan
Is she big? No she's small
Is she smart? Not at all
Watch out
Here comes the Wendi chan

>> No.23065038

>>23063562
Favorite:
>Kikimora
Roll:
>Amazoness
Huh.

>Kikimora Support-and-care-for-Mastah instincts
>Obedient and quick to serve during rest/leisure times, but goes hard when it comes to pushing me to become her vision of a proper master
>SNU-SNU, but 'secretly' wants me to become strong enough to turn the tables and make her feel like a 'real maid'
>Thus the biggest part of MASTAH'S MANDATORY SELF-IMPROVEMENT REGIME
>is STRENGTH TRAINING

>> No.23065071

>>23063562
>Oomukade
>Unagi Joro
holy shit I won the fucking lottery

>> No.23065083

>>23064978
That sounds like an adorable themesong Wendi might hum/sing to herself while walking through the snow.

>> No.23065087

>>23065083
>Otherwise quiet long shot of a wide snow plain with Wendi-chan determinedly puffing through the snow humming to herself and breathing heavy
>Occasional awawas as she recollects her footing and shakes some snow off
>Finally gets to the other side and scurries into town proper where Yeti and Yuki are waiting for her to finish walking to school together
She is a good girl, please be nice to Wendi-chan.

>> No.23065121

>>23064857
This is the kind of onee-san that's several levels higher than you and the party members in your group thinks she's super cool.

>> No.23065134

>>23064847
Seeing as both are slime carriers they essentially always going to be humans monsterized into slime carriers.
Nun was a former battle Nun corrupted by a set of infected armor she put on. Once infected she proceeded to mana drain and infect the rest of her convent.
Maid was once royalty that had run away from her stifling life. Eventually she ran into a parasite shog that infected her.

>> No.23065186

Would the tiermaker be a good way of helping sort out my feelings about the different mamono and be less indecisive?

>> No.23065207

>>23065121
I hope that onee-san has a special level grinding area she'd be willing to share with me

>> No.23065220

>>23065186
Worked better for me than the sorter honestly.
It helps to be able to see the bigger picture.

>> No.23065241

monsters confused with band names
>"what is foo, and why does it need to be fought?"

>> No.23065246

>>23065241
>"Macintosh plus what? MACINTOSH PLUS WHAT?"

>> No.23065248

>>23065241
>Who?

>> No.23065256

>>23065241
>>23065246
Imagine a hakutaku losing her shit when she learns but still doesnt get it

>> No.23065258

>>23065241
At the same time they’re going to poke fun at you for not understanding their howls/roars/gurglings.

>> No.23065283

>>23065256
Just explain it as fancy knight or superhero names
Like how you have a dragon knight but he's not a dragon? it's like that.

>> No.23065327

>>23065258
>walk in on the maids cleaning
>Kiki is listening to a horrible series of alternating barks, woofs and chirps
>Shoggy is listening to something that sounds 50% like a flock of flutes lost in a hurricane and 50% like instructions to assembling a ham radio broadcast over a radio assembled by some amateur who didn't know what they were doing
>whenever you ask what's up, they shake their heads, blush, and say something vague about musical tastes being extremely subjective

>> No.23065348

>>23065327
Sounds like my kind of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxY_6dg9F80

>> No.23065395

>>23059332
Dom Shogs are the best Shogs.

>> No.23065424

>>23065220
I got similar results. Ultimately, I had:
>10 I would wife
>48 I would have in a harem, but not necessarily as a sole wife
>31 I would have as "friend with benefit" wives, maintaining a friendly but ultimately non-romantic relationship outside the bedroom
>39 I would keep as sex slaves/lewd pets/servants
>33 I would enjoy lewding but nothing else
>56 I'm not into at all

Which helped quite a bit with perspective.

>> No.23065446

>>23065241
>Who is this wu-tang and where can I fight them?

>> No.23065456

>>23065241
>(O)))? Punctuation doesn't work like that! What's that even supposed to mean? How am I supposed to pronounce that?

>> No.23065485
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>>23065241
>"Aren't they all men? Why are they the 'Queens' of the Stone Age? And we aren't in the stone age anymore, trust me, I know."

>> No.23065493

>>23065485
Dumb desert dog.

>> No.23065502

>>23065241
>"They're the who?"
>"Exactly."
>"No, I mean, who are they?"
>"Yes."
>"Yes?"
>"No, The Who."
Who IS on first?

>> No.23065558

>>23063056
Are you an Olympic sprinter? If not you're not as fit as Shaggy.

>> No.23065707
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>>23059428

>> No.23065774

>>23063530
A) that just means you give them your spirit energy easier
B) there's nothing a dose of mamono mana can't fix

>> No.23065805

>>23063043
Tall. Thin. Pale. Short, brown hair. Brown eyes. Clean shaven. Decent face.

>> No.23065886
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Dragons always go through a chuuni phase when they're teenagers.

>> No.23065955
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>>23065395
S I L L Y M A S T A H

>> No.23066085 [SPOILER] 
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>>23064896
Oh
Her

She seems nice

>> No.23066145
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23066145

Call her heavy and she'll revert back to her Dragon form and sit on you

>> No.23066152

>>23066145
It's all muscle and totally not pudge from the Sabbath scout cookies

>> No.23066178
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>tfw no gamer hellhound high school gf
>have punishment games when playing video games
>have to eat her out if I lose a round
>She still forces me to eat her out even if I won
At least she taste nice.

>> No.23066185

>>23066178
So what's she playing on March 20th?

>> No.23066187

>>23066145
How tiresome.

She really has put on weight though.

>> No.23066195

>>23066185
You know it. and then Bannerlord

>> No.23066246
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How do titty monsters fight with such large front lumps? Do they use their massive mounds for momentum?

>> No.23066255
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>>23064462
I like how the pic of Bapho-chan pissing in a man's mouth is in the regular gallery, but the one minotaur blowjob pic is in the abomination gallery. Gotta love the inconsistencies.

>> No.23066261

>>23066246
The tits are there to distract you.
That being said, using two hands on their chests is a surefire win move.

>> No.23066275

>>23066261
>using two hands on their chests is a surefire win move
Sounds trustworthy

>> No.23066291

>>23066246
They can use a "suffocation" move with them. Causes "silence" to mages for example.

>> No.23066297

>>23066291
Special moves causing
Hypnosis, Bind, and Silence

>> No.23066310

Bully alps by taking a picture of the lewd ahegaos they get when you knock them up.

>> No.23066311

>>23066297
The nice feel and smell definitely causes "charm". Probably ends the whole fight there because of leadership/moral loss

>> No.23066373

>>23063043
Like a perfectly normal 6'1 nerd.
Now give tanuki.

>> No.23066416

>>23066297
>Hypnosis

That's when she breaks out the tassels and starts spinning them around!

>> No.23066473

>>23066310
What if they take picturs of YOUR lewd ahegaos when you lose to the V?

>> No.23066490

My Automaton has a Boston accent. Does that mean-

>> No.23066523

>>23066473
Were it any other monster, I'd be inclined to believe you, but alps are all weak to the D. Just sliding it in for the first time is enough to make them cum like crazy. Especially when you mess with their tails at the same time.

>> No.23066537
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23066537

Would you still love your fluffy wife if she had fleas?

>> No.23066553

>>23066537
Yes, though she’s getting treated

>> No.23066576

>>23066490
She's a Synth!

>> No.23066606
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23066606

CHUG
CHUG
CHUG

>> No.23066678

>>23066373
>6'1
The hell you doing in this thread?
Go out there and get a real woman to fuck!

>> No.23066691

>>23066473
>>23066523
You just known that one Alp strategist has entire scrapbooks of pictures from... training...her subordinates.

>> No.23066745

>>23066691

>"Do you know what this box is?"
>"It's called a [Camera]"
>"A special invention for mamono to preserve cherished memories with their Onii-chans"
>"Although right now, it would be more correct to say Imouto, right?"
>"Shall I use it?"
>Click
>"Let's fondly remember your first taste of a woman's pleasure."

>> No.23066803
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>>23064847
>Her Father was a French Templar, spirited away before he could be executed. He is still around with his wife in Royal Makai.
>Her Mother is a Baphomet who teaches mages for the Demon Lord's Army.

The in-laws are alright. Mother in law is a bit of a hardass, but it's not like I stick around them for long.

>> No.23066814

>>23064847
They're a barrel of monkeys

>> No.23066820
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23066820

>Ochimusha and her lord in modern day times
>"My lord, I will protect our stronghold against any trespassers and spies! None shall escape my blade!"
>it's a small studio apartment
>"My lord, before you leave, please give me your blessing!"
>she just wants a hug and a kiss
>"Be safe my lord, may those peasants obey your every command!"
>her lord just works as a manager for a fast food joint
>she just lounges around all day defending their home while playing video games and posting pictures of her and her lord to make other mgs jealous on 4MGchan

>> No.23066828
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>>23066678
Looking for wife only.
Don't have enough money or prestige to get a good one.
Now give tanuki.

>> No.23066848

>>23064847
She has a lot of sisters. Her mother is a monster of the same species.

>> No.23066851

>>23066820
I must send her out to obtain provisions (to the grocery store)

>> No.23066853

>>23066820
Based NEET wife ochi

>> No.23066938
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>> No.23066944

>>23066938
Do stars shine from her ass?

>> No.23067121
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23067121

Do you want to see something strange and mystical?

>> No.23067134

>>23067121
NOOOOOOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!

>> No.23067155

>>23065774
I'll get milked even more mercilessly, then?

>> No.23067167

>>23067121
Sure

>> No.23067179

>>23066246
It's a means of reducing concentration in their primary targets. The more it affects you, the more likely they'll target you and use their mammaries against you. In that case, they'd likely mostly ignore me.

>> No.23067260

>>23067121
This fox is too slight.
Looks like a stiff wind would knock her over.

>> No.23067286

>>23067260
That's a perfect body type, though.

>> No.23067359
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>>23067286
There's a fine line between slim and frail.

>> No.23067366
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I need the sleepy mofu

>> No.23067479
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23067479

Help me write a short story!

>> No.23067507

>>23067479
Man bullies sabbath by putting things on high shelves.

>> No.23067528

>>23067479
Girls manage to get hold of some alcohol for a party
they turn into onis/saytros's and rape the men

>> No.23067534

>>23067528
This sounds like a lark.

>> No.23067541

>>23067479
leanen sidhe breaks society's standards and becomes really famous for her controversial works of art depicting monsters raping men!

>> No.23067544
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>>23067507
You may have better luck trying that against absolutely any group that isn't effectively the Monster Mages Guild.

>> No.23067549

>>23065134
>Maid was once royalty that had run away from her stifling life. Eventually she ran into a parasite shog that infected her.
That's an interesting dynamic.

>> No.23067553

>>23067479
Wheelchair bound girl becomes a wurm

>> No.23067558

>>23067544
Would she use levitation or telekinesis? Science must know!

>> No.23067572

>>23067544
He just keep bopping them whenever they try to cheat at it.

>> No.23067606
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>>23067558
Telekinesis, wind magic, levitation, short-range teleportation, magically compelling (You) to do it, you name it.

>>23067572
You have violated the NAP have have been relocated to the Spike pit for recompense.

>> No.23067618

>>23066537
yes

>> No.23067630

>>23067606
I'm going to violate their asses with a wooden paddle if they act up.

>> No.23067636

>>23067606
puppi cunni!

>> No.23067640

Do you think Tanukis have scam call centers where they try and lure in unsuspecting anon with promises of refunds of cash, only to get coochie.

>> No.23067655

>>23067606
oh jesus, you think young monster girls are so delinquent that they think they can do whatever they fuck they want and get away with it?
imagine a group of popular stacey fox girls coming home from school only to break into your home so casually and threaten to call the police on you unless you let them take your virginity and be their boyfriend?

>> No.23067673
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>>23067655
Well, in monsterland the police would probably be more familiar with that tactic... but the police are probably also monsters as well.
But yeah Momonika’s Sabbathites would probably end up trying that from time to time.

>> No.23067684

>>23067640
>anon says no
>his portfolio gets nuked
>"are you in need of financial assistance?"

>> No.23067745
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>>23067479
Fairies doing fairy things. Like getting wasted.

>> No.23067748

>>23067549
Indeed she isn't a total maid yet. She always would still bully and dominate even making me clean at certain points.

>> No.23067789

>>23067748
Parasite slime or not, dom shog is nice

>> No.23067815

>>23067789
Glad you like it then. Dom shogs are pretty rare.

>> No.23067816

I will only marry the woman who can make the finest tendies.

>> No.23067833

Squishy Matango onee-sans need thorough fuckings.

>> No.23067858

>>23063562
>Dragon
>Barometz
Uhhh
Rare Dragonfruit Barometz?

>> No.23067872

>>23067816
Kiki is good tendie cooker. She knows over two dozen ways to cook 'em to perfection, and she'll even clean up after you!

>> No.23067886
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I want to convince my rata to blackmail runya to make runya become my wife as well!

>> No.23067887

>>23067640
I wouldn't mind that.

>> No.23067893

>>23067833
ANON NO

>> No.23067895

>>23067886
It wouldn’t work because she wouldn’t believe you’re serious and would pass it off as a mean joke at her expense.

>> No.23067899

>>23063562
>Favorite species: Sandworm
>Random species: Succubus
Well okay then. I guess I'm getting an extraordinarily horny sandworm

>> No.23067902

>>23063562
>queen slime
>cait sith
I am vomit. Take it away from here

>> No.23067910

>>23067895
Are you telling me that when a rata writes an article titled
>Runya's new onii-chan? Runya seen making heart pupils at Anon!
She wouldn't feel obligated to confront the rata in question? and while she's confronting my wife, I come up from behind and grope runya to do some hands on convincing!

>> No.23067918

>>23063562
>Got amazoness
>fused with demon
Help. Though that is pretty perfect since I want a demon military officer gf

>> No.23067926

>>23067918
>buff demon military officer
bruh

>> No.23067931

>>23067910
>She wouldn't feel obligated to confront the rata in question?
She has quite a self-depreciating outlook. Unless you yourself get up close and personal with it, she’s just going to think her subordinates are (misguidedly) trying to cheer her up again.
Even then she might not totally believe you unless you keep at it.

>> No.23067933

>>23067926
Gonna thank her for her service!

>> No.23067937

>>23067933
I don't think you'll thank for the service, but rather she will.

>> No.23067942

>>23067931
She'll get the hint eventually. Gonna show that soft goat the pleasures of onii-chan.

>> No.23067950

>>23067937
I guess I can worship her instead

>> No.23067970

>>23063562
>Dark Valkyrie
>Unicorn
What manner of absolute chaos is this? An ultra-devoted, ultra-lewd housewife? What happens when she Bicorns? A second Fallen God?

>> No.23067977

>>23067931
>>23067942
>She’ll get the hint
She won’t though, that’s her whole problem.
Runya is pretty much the Bapho where the big challenge isn’t matching her in single combat or fulfilling some personal quest for her, it’s overcoming her “shell” that she shuts herself in on account of her poor self-image.
An emotional battle, if you will.

>> No.23067983

>>23063562
>Waifu
Night Gaunt
>Rolled
Shirohebi
Personality wise nothing would change. I already imagine my Night Gaunt wife to be devoted and submissive when we are merged together but clingy to the point of being pure yandere when separated. Physically when merged we would be a winged latex snake constantly being molested and groped and I would want her to be a flat chested loli as usual.

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>> No.23067989

>>23067970
>super innocent and pure personality
>Instinctively super lewd and won't even think twice about whatever super lewd things you tell her

>> No.23067999

>>23067833
Mushroom girls have the squishiest pussies! It’s true!

>> No.23068003
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His ban ran out, remember to report and ignore. If you respond you lose a chromosome.

>> No.23068060

>>23068003
Who and what now?

>> No.23068065

>>23067833
i'd a myconid but matango should be locked away and forgotten

>> No.23068088

>>23067989
So she'd act outwardly like a pure, virginal, gentle, sweet girl, but then obey any lewd commands I give her more erotically than I could imagine, while still keeping up the pure persona?

>> No.23068103

>>23068088
Exactly!

>> No.23068125

>>23068103
I could get behind that dynamic.

>> No.23068143

>>23063562
Random twice
>Vamp Mosquito
>Cheshire
She's gonna bite me and laugh at me trying in vain to scratch it

>> No.23068151

>>23068003
you got it, fake-news rape squirrel!

>> No.23068159

>>23068151
>fake-news rape squirrel!
Would ratas get mad at you if you called them fake news?

>> No.23068216

>>23068159
yes. they'll retaliate by spreading news that you're a virgin looking to get a good fuck by local monsters in you're area

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