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Wights are classy.

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>> No.23108421
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I want cute daughteru moments

>> No.23108425

what would the monster girl version of Azathoth be like?

>> No.23108427
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If you genderswap this image, you'll see how big buff monsters should be treated.

>> No.23108428

Telling a Wight I want to die!

>> No.23108433
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Shhhhh, don't wake the weresheep

>> No.23108436

>>23108433
WAKE UP THE RED GIANT IS ABOUT TO SUPERNOVA OUR ASSES

>> No.23108439

>>23108433
I wonder if weresheep fear bubblegum

>> No.23108445
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Got this picture from a good friend since it was my birthday.
Reminder that dragons are cute.

>> No.23108448
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23108448

Large brown desert cats of various species.

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>>23108436
You fool she was always awake she was just tricking you into getting close

>> No.23108454

>>23108436
The future is bright, but only because the sun blows up in 150 years and everything catches on fire.

>> No.23108460

>>23108454
damn, who knew MGE took place in a a couple billion years from now in the real world.

>> No.23108463

>>23108445
Happy birthday! Cute wife!

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>> No.23108481

I want to get invited for femdom by Ankah in her house. She'd be the cutest sphinx.

>> No.23108482

>>23108450
that's fine, now we can go to sleep together.

>> No.23108504

>>23108463
Thanks anon!

>> No.23108514

>>23108460
Or maybe Shoggy accidentally burned her grilled cheese.

>> No.23108522

>>23108421
Keep knocking her up and she'll always have cute daughters to carry on her back.

>> No.23108525
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23108525

How interesting is gobbo history?

>> No.23108526
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23108526

DEMONS

GRABBABLE TAILS

BLUE SKIN

IMPRACTICAL CLOTHES

>> No.23108538

>>23108445
You have both good wife and good friend!

>> No.23108539

>>23108514
damn it shoggoth, distracting me from the relevancy of time!

>> No.23108554

>>23108526
Handlebar horns
Sexy bottom-heavy lolis
Purple assholes

>> No.23108557

Billy Bob boldly bullying bashful baphomets in bed.

>> No.23108570

>>23108525
Lots of sex, violence and Goblin queens.

>> No.23108594

>>23108554
Also purple cheeks when you say something so cheesy even they blush.

>> No.23108611
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Mofu mofu

>> No.23108613
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Snakes

Purple snakes.

Purple snakes in glasses!

>> No.23108616

>Man gets a mercenary contract with an amazon to escort him through mamono territory
>Makes absolutely certain that the only payment is in gold, no semen or marriage
>Three day contract
>They set out at noon
>They get through the territory on schedule, amazon the ass of everything that tries to lay a hand on the guy
>On the third day, he's reached safety and thanks her for her help
>Giant hand on his shoulder keeps him in place
>Amazon watching the sun
>Man notices that the shadows of the trees are VERY short
>Only gets a few feet away from her before she mutters "Time's up"

>> No.23108630

>>23108613
>”Apophis prefer their subjects drenched in aphrodisiac neurotoxin”
>I wouldn’t quite say “drenched” maybe just a drop or two to loosen things up?
>What else does this hack say about our kind?

>> No.23108636

The people who waifu an Undine are the same type of people who stand under the shower head and continuously drink the water.

>> No.23108642

>>23108630
>Finally has sex
>Cums once
>Turns into a sex-insane predator who fills her boytoy with so much venom he turns a light shade of purple and can't walk for the next few days

>> No.23108661

>>23108611
Cold and refreshing.

>> No.23108700

>>23108616
This is why you should hire lizards and salamanders. They don’t want your weak ass.
>>23108636
Thanks for letting me know. Didn’t realize I have to wife the water now.

>> No.23108710

>>23108636
I used to do this until my water started to leave behind a chalky white power when it dries

>> No.23108722

>>23108636
More like people too OCD to deal with a slime girls' mess

>> No.23108745

>>23108710
That might be limescale

>> No.23108748

>>23108722
Slimes are kind of like natures roomba.

>> No.23108749

>>23108722
How OCD would a slime maid be about her slime trail?

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>>23108748
Depends on the slime

This one isn't going to be like Suu from monmusu who's more like a water balloon girl than a gooey slime

>> No.23108769

>>23108759
>No slime who needs to eat, drink, and fuck to keep her body mass up

>> No.23108775

>>23108425
A Chaos Nightmare/Dormouse, maybe?

>> No.23108779

>>23108748
They come in all kinds of flavors too.

>> No.23108795

>>23108759
I remember how incredibly hairy and dusty those odd sticky fling hand things would get if you dropped it on the floor.
I'd suppose slimes are kind of like that except self cleaning.

>> No.23108799

>>23108795
Honestly my dream slime would be the one from Batman Beyond of all things

Man I was at the exact right age for that and it explains so much

>tfw no femme fatal black latex milf slime

>> No.23108802

I stole that stupid nerdhound's glasses. It was so funny seeing her trying to see the board. Dumb dog, hahaha!

>> No.23108804

>>23108802
Based

>> No.23108817

is kesaran pasaran a fairy?

>> No.23108823

>>23108817
no

>> No.23108824

>>23108817
No, she's a plant.

>> No.23108832
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23108832

Would anyone bother with stories that just have emotional catharsis? Writing sexytimes is like pulling teeth and I have two stories (One is 25k words the other is 9k) that I've been stalling on for half a month.

After I got more involved in things like character and conflict, slapping meat together ceased to be as interesting as conversations and character motivation.

>> No.23108834

>>23108802
Dumb nerd even asked the teacher if she could sit in the front row for the day! Made the perfect target for pelting with paper wasps!

>> No.23108838

>>23108802
>>23108834
Anon no, what if her big sister finds out?

>> No.23108841

>>23108832
I really don't care about sex stuff so yes

>> No.23108843

>>23108832
You should write things that interest you.

>> No.23108845

>>23108445
Your taste in dragons is very good.

>> No.23108851

>>23108475
Would doberman get embarrassed if I gave her headpats?

>> No.23108852

>>23108832
Write for yourself, anon!
No really, find fulfillment in writing for yourself, because no matter what you post here, someone, even if its just one person, will sperge out about it and be deadset on trying to make you feel bad about it. Instead write what makes you happy and find enjoyment in your fellow anons that happen to find enjoyment in it too!

>> No.23108857

>>23108851
No, but only you can give her headpats. No one else. NO ONE.

>> No.23108864

>>23108857
>growls at anyone else
>stoically wags her tail when you do it
Good girl.

>> No.23108867
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23108867

How angry would a dragon be if I told her wyverns are better?

>> No.23108869

>>23108864
>Her face remains flat but she leans into it and her tail wags hard enough to knock a lesser man over

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>>23108852
>>23108843
>>23108841
Thanks. I actually wrote myself into a corner in the shorter story on reflection. Really can't get around sex because I don't have a climax (HAH) or turning point in the characters without it.

I can probably just get less specific with the descriptions and it's good practice for getting over writer's block with the best method (which is to just force things out anyway and come back to fix it up or rewrite it later)

Going to keep the tail-fondling in the longer one, though. That story already had its climax so I can just write off the sex entirely. The characters only just "met" in that scene anyway.

>> No.23108875

>>23108838
What is she going to do, make me apologize? Hold me down while her runt of a sister gets back at me? I’d like to see her try.

>> No.23108883
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>>23108867
Give her a puppy.

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>>23108526
Would you join her sample platter?

>> No.23108893

Every day I fantasize about putting six rounds into the back of nerdwan's head.

>> No.23108894

>>23108893
Cool story, bro

Every time I see this edgy teenager shit it makes me like the character more

>> No.23108897

>monster most likely to respond badly to anal (surprise or no)?
>her specific reaction?

>> No.23108898

:^)

>> No.23108903
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>>23108893
Helga is cute, though. Why all the hate for her? I legitimately don't get it. Regular non-pussy hellhounds still exist.

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Could you tolerate living in harpy society anon?

I bet those spiders are deadly quiet by comparison.

>> No.23108926

>>23108893
Sharking bukkake is nasty

>> No.23108927

>>23108832
I prefer those types of stories by far. Smut is secondary at best.

>> No.23108929

>>23108924
By being with the more solitary harpy variants like owls and eagles.

>> No.23108933

>>23108924
This is why you get a Crow Tengu. they appreciate solitude unless they're yammering on about one of their silly hobbies.

>> No.23108934

>>23108924
If it involves me getting bodied by a griffon.

>> No.23108937

>>23108929
Owl mage is pretty fucking tops. When do we get an eagle harpy, though? And where the FUCK is my phoenix?

>> No.23108938

>>23108924
I don't see why not, I've got birds in my backyard right now. I feed them during the winter you know.

>> No.23108948

>>23108924
I already have magpies being noisy here in the morning, I can handle magpie harpies.

>> No.23108955

>>23108937
>And where the FUCK is my phoenix?
You would think that one would have been done by now.

>> No.23108957

>>23108955
I would think it would show up in the first book, but nope. Maybe KC is saving it or something.

>> No.23108959

>>23108957
>>23108955
I've been reading Tezuka's Phoenix and let me tell you, that thing is a JERK.

>> No.23108960

Big honkin horkin wet floppy fish tails to marry and cum on

>> No.23108964

>>23108959
>See how Anon likes it when I burn his precious thread down!

>> No.23108967

>>23108636
What about people that let the water make them cum?

>> No.23108996

>>23108924
no, i get pecked in the neck by a crow, the moment i came out of the front door of my house and i hate birds ever since.

>> No.23109004

>>23108890
other people used it, so no

>> No.23109009
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23109009

You guys were starting to forget.

>> No.23109013

>>23108996
She was just trying to say hello.

>> No.23109021
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23109021

>Amazoness childhood friend is too proud to let me ask her out
>But is also too cowardly to ask me out
What do I do? Do I break tradition and take her by force or wait until she finally works up the nerve?

>> No.23109023

>>23109021
Raging mushroom in her food or yours, it doesn't even matter.

>> No.23109024

>>23109013
what she did was violent, black harpies would've raped me and lived in my house for free if we were in the monster girl world, y'know

>> No.23109029

>>23108996
Must have had a nest nearby
>Yandere Harpy waifu keeps threatening the neighbors with a knife whenever she has eggs

>> No.23109037

>>23109021
Tell her how you wish a strong powerful MG would claim you

>> No.23109040

>>23109021
Get really physical with her. Nonchelantly grope her tiddies, fall into her abs, that sort of thing.

>> No.23109046

>>23109024
So you get a stronger bird to scare them off.

>> No.23109057

>>23109009
Yeah, the domination Ratas have had over me is waning.

>> No.23109075

>>23109029
i just discovered like three nests in one tree in my front lawn. so many birds in the bushes, rooftop, shed, etc.

>> No.23109080

>>23109046
how do i convince a really strong bird to defend me from the other birds for a low price?

>> No.23109081

>>23108903
She's the only hellhound I like.

>> No.23109085

>>23109080
Offer to help her with her eggs.

>> No.23109096

>>23108903
She is a milk drinking dork

>> No.23109099

>>23109085
Offer to fertilize them

>> No.23109100

>>23109080
Get one on those owl statues they use to scare off pigeons. Or if you you have harpy problems get a gargoyle to cosplay as an owl mage at your house.

>> No.23109102

>>23108903
Bully the nerds!

>> No.23109104

>>23109080
So what you're saying is that you need birdy deeds, done dirt cheep

>> No.23109144

When can portal day happen?
When can I finally be in the arms of my loving Dryad?

>> No.23109146

>>23109144
It was supposed to happen six years ago.
Top baphomets are working on it.

>> No.23109147

>>23109144
We're like three doomsday prophecies overdue. Fuckin' hurry up, demon lord, I'm wasting semen over here.

>> No.23109152

>>23109146
We need more Sabbaths established to increase research efficiency.

>> No.23109169

>>23108903
Probably the only character i can say that was pushed to hell and for some reason is more aggravating then the other threadmemes (I don't even like regular hellhounds)

>> No.23109181
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>Come home
>Go to bathroom
>See this girl licking your toilet seat
>She notices you
>Her eyes say "you're next"
What do?

>> No.23109182

>>23109152
Lazy goats need to put out more recruitment information.
Runya gave them a template for it.

>> No.23109190

>>23109181
Be kinda disgusted that someone would lick a fucking toilet seat and leave.

>> No.23109195

>>23109190
It's your house though

>> No.23109203

>>23109195
What am I gonna do? Call the cops? They would just make me fuck her.

>> No.23109204

>>23109181
Strip down and let her know I especially like my neck being licked. Tell her not to be afraid to show her lust the whole time.

>> No.23109207

>>23109204
Personally, I'd direct her to my dick first.

Then after a night of fun, and when her tongue is clear of toilet nastiness, I'll direct her tongue to my neck, face, and mouth

>> No.23109213

>>23109181
Get my respirator, chastity belt, and all of the bleach in the house. It's time to rock.

>> No.23109215

Do hellhounds like belly rubs?

>> No.23109220

>>23109215
Yes, but only when they demand belly rubs. They still like it when you just do it whenever, but they don't like to admit it.

>> No.23109224

Devil Bugs are cute, but I could never be enough of a slob to draw them in.

>> No.23109225

>>23109181
Congratulate my tanuki wife on making use of the surplus mamono labor economy by hiring a living toilet.

>> No.23109227
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>female: femdom, monster girl, yandere, big_breasts, impregnation
>male: mind_break, rape, sole male

>> No.23109231

>>23109227
Proper demon worshipping right there

>> No.23109247

>>23109227
>femdom, monster girl, yandere, big_breasts, impregnation
Yes, good.
>mind_break
Aw, darn it.

Although, it feels like demons wouldn't mindbreak you, more corrupt you. So the corruption tag might be better.

I'd still watch it either way.

>> No.23109249

>>23109227
Pretty much this, but replace demon with sandworm and add the mandatory vore tag

>> No.23109253

>>23109249
Long_tongue tag too

>> No.23109259

>>23109247
In MGE it is "mind_break". It's more like a temporary state.

>> No.23109265

>>23109259
That's fair. I just don't like permanent male mind break at all.
Though temporary mindbreak could be pretty hot.

>> No.23109268

>>23108416
That is nice.

>> No.23109270

>>23109265
It's only permanent if you want it I guess

>> No.23109273

>>23108903
Easy to do when she's an attempt at being a forced staple from a writer that isn't even that good. Never got the hype for the farming games, the first one would have been laughed out of any other thread and the only reason it wasn't was due to the false assumption it was mge

>> No.23109275

>>23109227
Add cunnilingus and it'll be perfect.

>> No.23109277

>>23109270
I just want to stop thinking for a few years.
Currently it's all anxiety and planning and maintaining status. I can't stop the worries even in my dreams. It's impossible to "clear my mind" for even a moment.
All I need is losing myself to physical contact and the assurance that it's all going to be alright.

>> No.23109283

>>23109277
You need a permanent vacation in a titania's realm. mindflayer works too

>> No.23109290

>>23109277
Alp into an automaton.

>> No.23109309

>>23109283
Fairies don't really do it for me, other than the ones who tell me to keep pushing that stylus around my tablet no matter how shitty I am.
I guess a mind flayer might work, but they seem like going to a whole different level. When something can rewrite your thoughts, are you even you any more? I could live as a completely arbitrary being in my subjective perception.
>>23109290
The mechanics of this boggle me.

>> No.23109311

>>23109227
>female: masturbation, vanilla, deredere, small_breasts, multiple_girls, monster_girl
>male: vanilla, deredere, sole_male

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>>23109309
"mindbreak" by demon it is then!

>> No.23109344

>>23109316
I want her to mindbreak me between her thighs.

>> No.23109351

>>23109344
>Demon holds you in a powerful headlock with her thighs and won't let go until you sign her contract.

>> No.23109352

>>23109309
Automatons are pretty complex tech.

>> No.23109356

>>23109344
You are going to get addicted!

>> No.23109357

>>23108802
>breaking her pencils so she only can use crayons!
>ripping out her textbook pages so she has to borrow mine!
>throwing her school clothes in the toilet while she's at PE!
>taking a shit in her bento box when she isn't looking!
>burning her scholarship letters and stuffing her mailbox with dick pics!

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>tfw you will never be in a room full of MILFs, all of them telling you how you should be out chasing after young girls rather than spending all your time with old women like them, not knowing that their denial only makes you harder.

>> No.23109369

>>23109351
Imagine the sweet talk while she pressed her thighs together, all you have to do is to just sign the contract and you could do whatever you wanted to her.

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>>23109357
She has to eat ALL the pencils.

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>>23109316
>fappin to demon
>have become so infatuated that even the encyclopedia entry SFW art can get me off
>start saying stupid things like "human men are made for monsters, we're made to be their possessions, we're made to be their breeding stables, we're made to feed them our energy, I love the demon, I love her I love her I love her"
>vision goes blurry by the time I nut
gonna take a break from this stuff, it's starting to get to my head /blog

>> No.23109432

>>23109410
Can she at least dip them in BBQ sauce?

>> No.23109465

>>23109412
Sounds like autohypnosis to me.

>> No.23109566

Fresh Ratas (-∀-)
https://files.catbox.moe/ijg4ft.png
https://files.catbox.moe/6jpncx.png

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>responded to a Nureonago call and she looked at me and gave a smile
Oh fuck oh fuck how do I escape

>> No.23109647

>>23109566
Nice acorn wine dude. Does the rata holding it come with it?

>> No.23109680

>>23109412
Sounds like sanity is kicking in

>> No.23109682

>>23109357
Just be sure to rub some magnets on her phone too

>> No.23109833 [DELETED] 

23106245
>Nobody tells you about it
>You grow up
>Meet this Mamono your age
>End up becoming best friends
>Continue growing up
>You stumble upon a photo of what looks like her if she was older and your pregnant mother
>Is that...?
>Ask her if she has an older sister that she's never told you about
>She takes the photo and her eyes go wide, makes some sort of explanation about 'a person she knew long ago'
>She asks you where you found it
>You lie
>You go back to where you found the photo, before finding other things
>Lolification potions, birth records, documents with your friends name dating back to several hundred years ago
>And the most disturbing part, pictures, paintings, old ones, that look like you
>She finds you, "A kindred, curious spirit Anon always has been." Theres some sort of wicked amalgamation of prisoner, couples, and aphrodisiac drugs in a bottle. "This cycle I guess we'll start that part of the relationship little earlier huh?"
>You yell, but that was your mistake as she pours the contents into your mouth.

Honestly, it is creepy and disturbing as hell.

>> No.23109843

>>23106245

>Nobody tells you about it
>You grow up
>Meet this Mamono your age
>End up becoming best friends
>Continue growing up
>You stumble upon a photo of what looks like her if she was older and your pregnant mother
>Is that...?
>Ask her if she has an older sister that she's never told you about
>She takes the photo and her eyes go wide, makes some sort of explanation about 'a person she knew long ago'
>She asks you where you found it
>You lie
>You go back to where you found the photo, before finding other things
>Lolification potions, birth records, documents with your friends name dating back to several hundred years ago
>And the most disturbing part, pictures, paintings, old ones, that look like you
>She finds you, "A kindred, curious spirit Anon always has been." Theres some sort of wicked amalgamation of prisoner, couples, and aphrodisiac drugs in a bottle. "This cycle I guess we'll start that part of the relationship little earlier huh?"
>You yell, but that was your mistake as she pours the contents into your mouth.

Honestly, it is creepy and disturbing as hell.

>> No.23109893
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>Anon this is Yeti-san, she'll be taking care of you this weekend while we're away.
>Do what she says and behave yourself, we'll be home before you know it!

>> No.23109931
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23109931

>>23109843

>> No.23110127

>>23109181
Shit tier Mamono on the list next to Siths

>> No.23110225

>>23109893
Yeti-san is big and scary, she's going to hugrape me to sleep whether I want it or not

>> No.23110257

>>23110127
>t. Alp

>> No.23110822

>>23109931
What are the odd orbs flying out of friend?

>> No.23110844

>>23110822
That's just Saphirette Spherica, forever in the friend zone.

>> No.23110850

>>23110257
They're pretty bad if you assume they're as disgusting as that post.

>> No.23110854

>>23110850
I just always assumed they were the anilingus monster.

>> No.23110878

Normies are asleep stealth vote tanuki https://pollunit.com/en/polls/8ckvhphujhetcofqibryqq

>> No.23110882

>>23109181
Tell her that I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma

>> No.23110885

>>23109364
I’d rather be in a room full of MILF MGs who are all trying to get me to marry their daughters.
>kobold talks about daughterus track and field records
>Tanuki talks about how financially savvy her daughteru is
>Lich talks about how well her daughterus experiments are going
>Wurm just can’t keep talking about how nice her daughteru is

>> No.23110903
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>>23110878
Done, although I must say having Jeb sweep it was tempting.

>> No.23110915

>>23110885
>agree to meet Wurm's daughter
>Wurm just puts a pink bowtie in her hair to assume her alter ego
Now what?

>> No.23110919

>>23110878
C U P C A K E
U
P
C
A
K
E

>> No.23110921

>>23110885
Wurms are good momsters

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>>23110903
Did someone say J E B?

>> No.23110940

>>23109364
>awkward h'orc milf pulls out the Jacob's Ladder of daughter pictures
>"HER NAME'S TRISH, SHE'S SUPER SWEET AND LOVES CUDDLES!"
>"SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BIG HORDE LIKE HER MOTHER BUT THAT WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE ONCE A BIG, STRONG, HANDSOME YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU ENTERS HER LIFE!"
>"I KEEP TELLING HER TO GET OUT OF BED AND STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES BUT SHE NEVER LISTENS!"
>"BUT THAT'S A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR A MAN LIKE YOU TO COME UP BEHIND HER AND, AND..."
>starts hyperventilating as soon as the word "breed" escapes her throat
>very visibly aroused at the thought of her daughter getting impregnated
>has you against the wall
>keeps chanting "breed" under her breath with her eyes rolled up

>> No.23110980 [DELETED] 

>>23110931
What species would best help Jeb fix it?

>> No.23111115
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23111115

Wurms are the koolaid women of MGE

>> No.23111201

>>23111115
>Oh yeah!

>> No.23111230
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23111230

>>23110980
>>23110931
>Tfw you join the Holst Libertarian Party, advocate for small government, big titties, and start a profitable holst milking operation from your home, in which you yourself drown in big holst titties everyday

>> No.23111332

>>23109227
>female: monster_girl, demon_girl, blue_skin, lolicon, big_ass, age_difference, deepthroat, anal, nakadashi

>> No.23111343
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23111343

Desert Basilisk hiding in ancient tombs so she can get away from people

>> No.23111350

>>23111343
Flooded ruins are prime breeding grounds for such creatures.

>> No.23111361

A deal with the devil
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79896050

>> No.23111375

>>23111343
Is this where I’m supposed to make an N’dol reference?

>> No.23111400 [DELETED] 

>>23109639
Don't smile back.

>> No.23111441

>>23108475
Doberman kobolds would be a pain in the ass to deal with, if they're anything like the ones I had.
>Obsessed with contact, and if they're not patrolling the house, they're resting their head on your lap, begging for affection.
>Requires tons of activity every day. Missing a single walk will cause them to be stressed out, and start sucking on things like a baby.
>Eager to please, but to an extreme. They are smart enough to remember your schedule, and will try to anticipate your needs so they get rewarded. Breaking schedule stresses them out.

>> No.23111447

>>23109639
If you smiled at her, it's a done deal. It doesn't matter how far you try to run from her, she'll always find a way to you in the end. Having a slime girl who's devoted to you fully won't be so bad though.

>> No.23111449
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23111449

I want to kiss a cute christmas cake.

>> No.23111452
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>>23111361
Based.

>> No.23111460
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23111460

Introducing your loli waifu to your parents!

>> No.23111468

I wish I went to a school full of monster girls.

>> No.23111476

>>23111449
Mileena is a CC?

>> No.23111481
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23111481

Kobold who gets tired of being ignored when you get home and don't walk her so she starts doing naughty things too get disciplined

>> No.23111483

>>23111441
I wouldn't want a Kobold in general. I'm not much of a dog person.

>>23109639
>responded to a Nureonago call by smiling and having a friendly conversation with her

>> No.23111485

>>23111468
Me too. I'd have gotten so much tail, yo.

>> No.23111491

>>23111468
I'd bully the alps during P.E. by raping them behind the gym.

>> No.23111495

>>23111491
Which dressing room do the alps use?

>> No.23111553

>>23111495
What genitals do they have?

>> No.23111565

>>23111495
The girls, of course.

>> No.23111572

>>23111553
Doesn't mean they wouldn't go in the male room out of habit or desire for cock.

>> No.23111601

>>23111572
you are just giving an excuse for all mgs to do the same

>> No.23111615

>tfw no thicc marshmellow catgirl gf to cuddle with and fall asleep between her pillowy tits

>> No.23111665
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>>23111447
Son of a
It was raining I thought she was a normal woman nooooo I don't wanna be slimebait

>> No.23111674

In what ways does your waifu tease or bully you?

>> No.23111688

>>23111665
Sorry, but that's just the way it is. Don't smile at any more of them or things will get even more gooey for you.

>> No.23111703

>>23111674
Sometimes my Dear Hatter Wife will squeeze past me in tight places, or reach over me for things, her ponderous breasts or prodigious ass roughly pressing and indenting against me, whilst she nonchalantly rubs and grabs what she was looking for, then act as if nothing happened! Or she’ll strategically sit her scrumptious booty only on the end of my knee, or side of my thigh, or anywhere but directly where I most want and need it to be! She shoots the most coy dastardly expression when she senses my internal whimpering over it!

>> No.23111724
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23111724

>>23109227

>> No.23111733

>>23111601
>co-ed locker rooms
At last I truely see.

>> No.23111755

>>23111674
I'm the one that constantly teases and molests her.

>> No.23111771

>>23111674
rubbing her tail all over me

>> No.23111796

>>23111724
Shog's face looks like a mask
I wonder what kind of horrors she's hiding underneath

>> No.23111809

>>23111796
Please don’t bully her. She’s trying very hard to sculpt her slime into human-like features.

>> No.23111829
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23111829

Mini update on Monster Farmer 2.

Still in the process of redoing all of RPGMaker's default Gameboy tiles. Interiors are particularly challenging, but I've been studying a lot of other pixel artists' work on Pinterest and it's finally starting to come together.

There's been a lot of Helga shitposting, so I'm just going to drop this here and go. You guys know where to find me on social media. Hopefully video of gameplay in the near future.

>> No.23111930

fellatio tentacles are my fetish, i'd lose to a manticore's tailpussy instantly.

>> No.23111941

>>23111829
That actually looks pretty good, for an RPGMaker game.

>> No.23111949

>>23111481
that looks gross. don't put your wiener on a dog's face

>> No.23111960

>>23111452
I swear Konami is definitely on some shit. watch them make Castlevania into a weird horny monster loli action platformer game and the main character is a barbaian loli with a morning star trying to slay a scantily clad horny loli version Dracula

>> No.23112056
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>>23111960
Man, I was trying to forget that Otomedius existed and that I'll probably never see another Gradius game as good as V.

I wouldn't MIND a good monster loli game though, Been a while since I played Rabi-Ribi.

>> No.23112306
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23112306

zzz

>> No.23112347

>>23109647
She wants you to celebrate her new promotion with her.

>> No.23112488
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>>23109566
Nice ratas!
also ratafag here, this isn't the commission I was talking about

>> No.23112520
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I will now proceed to pleasure this squirrel.

>> No.23112521

is it possible for a monster to get really horny while the man is not horny for sex at all in a situation?

>> No.23112528

>>23112521
Yes.

>> No.23112540

>>23112528
how?

>> No.23112566

>>23112521
It depends. Once you become an incubus you gain a libido to match your wife and are capable of having constant sex with no refractory period if you want to. Otherwise sex is like eating and having sex a couple times a day refreshes and rejuvenates your body.

>> No.23112646

Nureonago are the only slimes I like.

>> No.23112791
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23112791

New wife commission! Can your wife find her contact lens?

>> No.23112822 [DELETED] 

>>23112791
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>> No.23112864

i want to fuck a kiki in her pussy while a shoggoth anal fucks her on top of her while a second kiki makes me eat her pussy and a second shoggoth collects all discarded fluids and feeds it to the second kiki for energy

>> No.23112873

>>23112791
So you found someone that was able to do Paper Mario style, that's good. Also no, she wears glasses.

>> No.23112914

>>23112306
Cute! Would she mind me touching her in her sleep?

>> No.23112916
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23112916

>>23112864
I want to fuck a shoggoth mouthpussy

>> No.23112924

>>23112873
Yeah and for 65 less than the other person I was looking at!

>> No.23112969

>>23112864
One loli Kiki or loli Anubis servant to anal fuck would be enough for me, maybe both if I was extra greedy and they could take turns providing special service.

>> No.23112987

>>23109227
>male: mind break
Yikes
>female: yndere, impregnation
After a considerable amount of thought, I realized this actually makes it significantly better than the alternative

>> No.23113062

>>23112914
That tongue would probably go straight into your mouth or down your pants

>> No.23113133

>>23112520
>Breaking: Anon touched my butt in public and I loved it

>> No.23113147

>>23109227
>female: femdom, monster_girl, muscle, tall_girl, impregnation
>male: sole_male, dandere

>> No.23113156

>>23109181
yeah alright

>> No.23113288
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23113288

Corruption is great
We need more stories about it

>> No.23113308

>>23113133
>completely unbiased news rata reports on the smallest of affections from her onii-chan

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23113407

I really want to see a flustered loliwight version of this picture.

>> No.23113433

>>23113133
I misread that and thought anon broke the newspaper squirrel’s butt

>> No.23113465

I want a nerdy conspiracy theorist Valkyrie who's obssessed with finding truths.

>> No.23113483

Jinko pawpads are for kissing and rubbing on my cheek.

>> No.23113493

>>23113288
How would you like your corruption?
I for wone like the idea of a monster wanting to corrupt a girl to share the man they both want

>> No.23113510

>>23113288
is female on male corruption good instead of female-on-female or male-on female corruption?

>> No.23113517

>>23113510
I could work given khepris and dudes becoming incubi.

>> No.23113549

>>23113288
Who is she? another example?

>> No.23113585

>>23113549
She is a knight lady turned succ during the invasion by druella
https://pastebin.com/WLfPsxu1

>> No.23113613

>>23113517
>Chad Khepri King vs Virgin Pharaoh
Getting married of course

>> No.23113633

>>23113510
>male-on female corruption
Thats not really possible

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23113649

I want to challenge the horned thunder monkey

>> No.23113662

>>23113633
>what are unicorns

>> No.23113669

>>23113633
>not wanting to use transformative items to perfect the girl you like

>> No.23113693
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23113693

>>23113649
You should team up with the amazon huntress

>> No.23113700

>>23113288
>>23113633
>guy gets in a relationship with a lovely pure girl
>thinks wanting to look at her titties means he's naughty
>thinks he's being a bad influence as he sees her progressively getting lewder
>she's actually a succubus in disguise gradually showing him her true colors
>she's the one corrupting a pure innocent boy into her personal cumpump

>> No.23113758
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23113758

Reminder that shortstacks are for impaling on your dick until you can see their stomachs bulge, and that cumflation is highly encouraged.

>> No.23113772

>>23113758
This is true.
They must permanently walk around in a bloated state.

>> No.23113791

>>23113758
But I want one to dominate me.

>> No.23113801

I want a qt chihuahua kobold!

>> No.23113806

>>23113791
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.23113807

>>23113288
I agree.Wholeheartedly.

>>23113493
Thats a really good one.

>>23113510
That is pretty hot. I once remember a story idea that had a women being super lewd and corrupt her pure male guardman by trapping him in a closet and fucking his brains out as the city is invaded by mamano.

>> No.23113815

>>23113806
Explain.

>> No.23113861

>>23113815
Dominant shortstack can force herself on your cock and make you shoot so much she gets cumflated.

>> No.23113871

>>23113861
The sort that rides cow girl till you're shooting dust.

>> No.23113888

>>23113861
>>23113871
That's scary and arousing.

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23113890

>>23113791
>dom shortstack putting collar and leash on you

>> No.23113907
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23113907

>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.23113924

>>23113888
She'd ride you till you can't see her face.

>> No.23113953

>>23113890
She's probably stronger than me too.
>>23113924
Is she shoving raging Mushrooms down my mouth as we do it?

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>>23113907
>it's looking for a mate to reproduce

>> No.23113984

>>23113953
Spiked your drink with manticore venom beforehand.
And humpty egg, and holst milk.

>> No.23113989

>>23113959
But how is that part of the plan?

>> No.23114001

>>23113959
>ends up choosing ordinary Anon.

>> No.23114006

>>23113959
>>23113907
The Order priestess is getting stressed out

>> No.23114008

>You mistake a feral Werewolf for a Kobold and treat her as such
>Get fucked so hard your hips shatter and all your cum is drained.

>> No.23114015
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>>23114006
Meant to post this

>> No.23114040

>>23114008
>Still treat her like a very energetic Kobold

>> No.23114046

>>23114015
No Reimu!

>> No.23114066

>Sitting in the park under a tree
>You hear an old Nokia ringtone
>Suddenly there's a shout from above you
>"HELLO? I'M IN THE PARK. I SAID I'M IN THE PARK"
>"NAH IT'S RUBBISH. LOTS OF BOYS TO RAPE AND STUFF."
>"YEAH. YEAH. LISTEN I GOTTA POUNCE THIS ONE BELOW ME. I'LL CALL YOU LATER."
>[Ushi intensifies]

>> No.23114077

>>23114015
Reimu becoming a Reimoo.

>> No.23114121

Ever thought of a horror movie style corruption?
Like a woman sloly gaining spider traits till one day you ender her house and theres webbing everywhere?

>> No.23114122

>>23114066
That must be one sturdy tree

>> No.23114154

>>23114066
Monsters have a hard time adapting to new technology.

Minotaurs have a hard time being convinced that the wheeled metal monsters are not there to kill their husbands.

>> No.23114185

>>23114121
Wasn’t there a story like this from the perspective of a girl turning into an oomukade?

>> No.23114192

>Be teacher in MG High
>Administration let us know we need to show the kids some dumb instructional video
>Whatever, it's basically a free 15 minute break
>It certainly can't be worse than "Get a cream pie: how to put a bun in the oven"
>Nearly half the boys in class got surprise married after that one
>Looking at the title in the VCR (god, why do they still use those?), I can't help but be a little worried
>"Sexual violence and you"
>Video opens with a manticore police officer sitting backwards in a chair, in classic "time to get real" fashion
>"So, what is sexual violence? Well, I'm sure my partner Joey can tell you!"
>She laughs at her own joke, while looking at some point behind the camera
>Hear some nervous laughter in the background
>"I'm just kidding Joey! Get back here!" she says, all humor suddenly gone "Get. Back. Here"
>"Usually when we get a call from a soon-to-be-husband we'll let it slide, but if many people call to complain we have to do something"
>"The best way to avoid an uncomfortable situation is to get consent" she chuckles again "but if that's not an option remember your basics"
>"1. Cumshots are legally binding! Make it quick!"
>"2. Out of sight, out of mind! Do it somewhere we won't find you!"
>"3. Rape smart! If your body produces venom or you have brainwashing tentacles, use them!"
>"And most important of all, remember to have a good time! Speaking of that, come here Joey!"
>She extends a muscled arm behind the camera and grabs poor Joey, a sad looking cadet who's visibly shaking
>"It's time for the best part of the video~"
>The video doesn't even cut away as she takes off both her clothes, drooling and panting as she mounts him
>"And remember boys, only YOU can stop sex crime, so stop resisting!"
>As the video ends the other half of unmarried boys in class is very quickly picked apart by the suitors
>About to make a run for the door when a massive furry paw blocks my way
>An ocelomeh a head taller than me grins as she pats my head
>Other single delinquents are quickly surrounding us
>"Hey teach, I think I want to be a police officer~ let's practice a strip search~"
Fucking PSAs

>> No.23114272

>>23114192
Being a male teacher at a monster school is a sure fire way of getting married. You'll either gather the attention of the straight A's teacher's pet looking for praise, the shy nerd who is happy her teacher is so nice to her, the delinquent who is just acting out for attention, or all three at once.

>> No.23114279
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23114279

Even big girls can be dainty flowers who should be princess carried.

>> No.23114293

>>23114272
>Being a male teacher at a monster school is a sure fire way of getting married
Being male at a monster school is a sure fire way of getting married.

>> No.23114294

>>23114272
If I was a teacher at a mamono high school, I'd hope to draw the attention of the secretly-massively-kinky awkward nerd girls.

>> No.23114308

>>23114293
What if you're a dorky nerd.

>> No.23114313

abs are a very important part of any monstergirl

>> No.23114321

>>23114313
They are good for ruining with babies.

>> No.23114329

>>23114308
Then you might attract the fabled gyaru Pharoah.

>> No.23114333

>>23114329
Nice.

>> No.23114347

>>23114293
Just tell them to stop. They are not legally allowed to rape you if tell them no.

>> No.23114350

>>23114293
>>23114308
What if you ended up even ostracized by the nerds?

>> No.23114352

>>23114329
I’m going to challenger her to a duel and whip out my D/D/D

>> No.23114358

>>23114352
She'll whip outs her DDs in retaliation.

>> No.23114368

>>23114352
Based taste, but I personally prefer Water mashups with Frogs, Crystrons, Mermails, Atlanteans, and Nekroz.

>> No.23114413

>>23114368
I'd rather slap a pharaoh's shit with Gladiator Beasts. If I win, do I get her fancy necklace?

>> No.23114416
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>>23114192

>> No.23114420

>No miniature war games to play with an Ochi.
>Ignores shooting phase for glorious hand to hand.

>> No.23114457

>>23114350
You have three options:
1) Kindhearted Unicorn takes pity on you and wants to help you, her pity evolves into genuine friendship, and eventually love.
2) You attract attention of disgusting weirdos like Akanames or Devil Bugs that not even nerds like.
3) You Alp.

>> No.23114482
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>>23114308
You'll fit right in

>> No.23114487

>>23114420
then she falls to my buffed overwatch

>> No.23114488

am i forced to remember the smell of my waifu when she's horny?

>> No.23114495

>>23114457
4) Dedicate yourself to /fit/. Become extra swole. Then dominate all your bullies, make a slave to your cock.

>> No.23114533

>>23114416
I want a Dark Angel that looks like that one.

>> No.23114535

>>23114457
>Akanames and Devil Bugs
I can deal with that.

>>23114495
The only people who actively bullied me were teachers. My classmates just mostly ignored me.

>> No.23114537
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>>23114416
someone please help the poor man he's about to end up like Mr. Nemo

>> No.23114538

>>23113959
I sure hope it's me

>> No.23114541

>>23114192
I want to be the lucky teacher who has to deal with all of the gyaru girls in the school!

>> No.23114545
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23114545

Monoeyes are weird.

>> No.23114551

>>23114545
Bully the monoeyes by turning them all into chubby broodmothers through tender and loving marriage.

>> No.23114558
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>>23114545
Still cute though.

>> No.23114564

>>23114416
The only girl in that room I'd fuck is the Dark Angel, but I'd fuck her hard.

>> No.23114565

>>23114487
>T'au
Salt of the earth, as salty as her tears.

>> No.23114572

>>23114565
No, Scourged CSM

>> No.23114581

>>23114551
>tfw you will never hug you plump monoeye wife while she's heavily pregnant with your eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth and fourteenth daughter

>> No.23114608

>>23114272
>Being a male teacher at a monster school is a sure fire way of getting married. You'll either gather the attention of the straight A's teacher's pet looking for praise
>monster schoolgirls that want to be teacher's pet both figuratively and more literally

>> No.23114616

>>23114581
My shy monoeye waifu can’t be shy when she has to drive 15 daughterus to music lessons, soccer practice, and other activities throughout the week!

>> No.23114619
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23114619

Give me a sweaty buff monster and she'll think my mom was an Akaname.

>> No.23114620

>>23114608
>your wolf girl star pupil pulls out her collar and leash
I think thing will be okay as long as she doesn't whip out the chewtoy ballgag.

>> No.23114633

I want one (1) maid to soothe my lonely heart.

>> No.23114635

>>23114616
What about when she has two of the youngest latched onto her huge milky tits? What about after she's given birth and is asking her husband to put more buns in the oven?

>> No.23114644

>>23114619
I wonder what gyms in the Undead Kingdom are like?

>> No.23114647

>>23114558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM

>> No.23114659
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in the same way that Cheshires are absolute and unwavering in their desire to tease and harass I love hounds because they just continue and continue and continue to dominate without an ounce of regret or remorse
there's no such thing as "too submissive" and there's no such thing as "I've had enough"
and if you think being weak and getting knocked out will save you then you're wrong about that too, cause she doesn't mind training you until you CAN handle every ounce of her, she's got all the time in the world to stain you in the lewd and obscene colors of her choosing
get the fuck ready, cause if she's near, and you don't steer clear, her rear will steer you in high gear to the stratosphere

>> No.23114669

>>23114644
I imagine you'd have to be wary of ghouls that wait until you're in the middle of weight training so they can suck you off.
>doing benchpress when you feel your shorts slide down and something wet wrap around your dick
>she does it again when you're doing curls
>positions herself under your crotch when you're doing squats so your dick up and down her throat
>by the end of your workout, you can't even pry her head off of your dick because she's too drunk of your sweaty man musk

>> No.23114673
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23114673

>>23114308
There are plenty of girls who like that. Hell you might even get one of the tough "bully" girls to protect you.

>> No.23114677

>>23114644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w
Undead pop blasting all the time.
Spirit weights because it's pretty pointless training a dead body.
Untanning booths.

>> No.23114683

>>23114673
This is not the thread for you

>> No.23114708

>>23114659
>there's no such thing as "too submissive"
We'll see about that! She can't go rougher when I say "harder" forever, even she has limits!

>> No.23114717

>uncertain what kind of Khepri harem I'd want exactly
>read some ancient Egyptian lexicons
>ancient Egyptian for "my harem/my co-wives" is a homophone for "cunny"
If that isn't a sign, I don't know what is.

>> No.23114733
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23114733

>>23114673
>Unironically posting undertale edits
>furries
>scalies

>> No.23114757

>>23114733
Why do even Cheshire memes turn me on?

>> No.23114758

>>23114620
I'd rather it be some type like undead or succ, where the girl offering to wear a collar puts the emphasis more on "pet in a sexual sense" than in a literal animal sense.

>> No.23114772

>>23114757
Because of shit tastes. You should dick cows instead.

>> No.23114792

>>23114659
Lovely description of hellhounds anon. Though honestly, I'm not sure if that'd be for me, I'd like a break from time to time. That's why I'm more of an ocelomeh man

>> No.23114798 [SPOILER] 
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23114798

Defrost the ice oni

>> No.23114799

>>23114772
I'll dick a cow! I'll dick the smug cat too, and a wolf, and a dragon even! I'll dick them all!

>> No.23114810

>>23114772
But cows are the absolute worst girls.

>> No.23114813

>lewd mindflayer probes anon's mind to find out what his most depraved fantasy is
>finds herself sitting on a couch next to anon in a quaint suburban home, visibly pregnant, with lots of cute squid kids running around and playing
>anon is stroking her belly and holding her hand while giving her a warm, loving smile

>> No.23114814
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>>23114733
Fuck you I want to get pinned to the wall and fucked hard by a woman far stronger than I am.

>> No.23114827

>>23114798
I'd really like to see what different weddings are like with monsters
>man is marrying a succ
>as soon as they say their "I do"s, the succ throws off her wedding dress as a couple of others wheel in a small bed so the newlyweds can start fucking right then and there

>> No.23114837

>>23114810
You are the worst girl, Anon.

>> No.23114838
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23114838

>>23114545
gazer is mean and she calls you a faggot

>> No.23114847
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>> No.23114862

>>23114814
I wanna molest that manticore's boobs and belly

>> No.23114863
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>>23114838
We'll see who's a faggot when she's a cumflated, twitching mess of the floor.

>> No.23114894

>>23114838
Can you really call a gazer a mono eye?

>> No.23114903

>>23114838
that's hot

>> No.23114905
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>>23114894
It's usually decided by the number of eyes in the skull, but she's technically not if we're being pedantic.

>> No.23114908

>>23114894
Well technically they are one since they have a monoeye but with her eye stalks it could be different

>> No.23114918
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23114918

I want to be an old vamp's little bloodbag

>> No.23114923

>>23114827
>Holstaur
Low-key farm wedding, barn instead of a church, engraved cowbell instead of a ring
>Hellhound
Devolves into a giant orgy 5 minutes in, with the bride riding the groom all the way through the ceremony. Sometimes she stops to high-five a friend or relative
>Unicorn
The most vanilla wedding imaginable. Seriously, it's like out of a wedding catalogue
>Bicorn
Bicorn introduces the brides one by one as they line up to get fucked by the groom, she eats out the cum as he finishes in each one. She's the last one to go, of course. Can take a long time.
>Sea Bishop
Potentially the shortest one, if they have to save you from drowning with their power. If not it's a really touching ceremony, usually they weave the prayer to Poseidon with words of their own.
>Shoggoth
Normal-ish: the bridesmaids are the bride's sister, their grand-daughter from the future, and the literal concept of space-time.
>Wendigo
Very rustic. usually happens in a forest clearing. They walk around an old runestone and are presented with a new coat afterwards. Reception consists of roasted stretchy anime meat.
>Anubis
Bridezilla falls short: the schedule they have is down to the minute and will not be interrupted. Expect a through cleaning with her tongue after putting your face in the cake
>Dragon
Basically a giant one-up contest. Everyone wants to be the talk of the mountain, and the reception is lavish, showcasing everything in their hoard with their greatest treasure (their husband) as the centerpiece
>Cockatrice
Structured as a race, finish-line is the reception. Can take a long time as well, as both the couple and the guests take frequent breaks to "rest"

>> No.23114928

>>23114015
Reimu is made for corruption. Let's see ow long she can remain cocky after getting filled in every hole.

>> No.23114935

I wonder if injecting a nice girl with Atlach-Nacha's venom gives similar results. It must be interesting to get verbally abused by a Yeti or a Unicorn.

>> No.23114954

>>23114673
Get out

>> No.23114956

>>23114673
I was expecting/hoping this would be Nerdwan. Missed opportunity.

>> No.23114967

>>23114935
I wonder what one could achieve with a bucket of ushi blood.

>> No.23114984

>>23114967
Ushis would be essentially a walking HAZMAT crisis. Even small cuts could splash and cause rapid-onset monsterization

>> No.23114997

>>23114847
>not dumb lim
Physically impossible.

>> No.23115045

>>23108416
>That body+that dress
sheesh
I wouldn't be able to stop staring
Wanna inseminate that Wight

>> No.23115068

>Be You
>A strong, virile man living in MGC
>You wake up in your shabby apartment Saturday morning
>It is a beautiful day
>You decide you want to fuck
>You glance over to the window and notice the Succubus caught upside-down in the snare trap out by the fire escape
>You smile, crack open the window, tear off your boxer shorts, and head out to join her
>You boldly inform the hellspawn that you are a strong, virile man and you want to fuck
>You promptly shove your throbbing cock in her whore mouth
>You grab her by the horns and vigorously skullfuck her face, using the snare trap to swing her back and forth along your member
>You keep going until the vibrations running through the fire escape are reached an acceptable tempo
>You cum
>You listen for her struggles at swallowing while hanging upside-down
>You pull your length out just enough that she's left to slurp along the tip, trying to get out whatever's left
>You take one hand off her horns and wipe thr sweat from your brow
>You reminisce about your humble upbringings in the countryside, and smile
>You feel your manhood rising to thr occasion once more
>You grin and repeat your earlier actions, making sure the noise of the steel fire escape is enough to wake the neighbors
>You want those slutty elves to know
>Because you are a strong, virile man
>And you live in MGC
>And you want to fuck
>And because you are a strong, virile man
>And because you live in MGC
>You have options
>Options that you want to be abundantly clear do not include them
>You cum
>You slip your length out of the bitch's mouth as she again struggles to swallow while hanging upside-down
>You put back on your boxers
>You put on the clothes you left out to dry last night
>You slip down the fire-escape to the street below
>It is a beautiful day
>And you want to fuck

>> No.23115077

>>23114923
>Anubis
>Expect a through cleaning with her tongue after putting your face in the cake
That sounds enjoyable

>> No.23115097

>>23115068
I don't get it

>> No.23115098

>>23115077
Except for the bridezilla.portion before it. Is there a way to permanently calm down a profile-typical jackal ala MEREing? I got the feeling the surprise schedule breaches elicit a temporary response. The first person to respond with graping gets smacked with a trout.

>> No.23115108
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Ah, young love.

>> No.23115113

>>23114862
> manticore
> implying you'd be the one doing the molesting

>> No.23115128

>>23115108
How did he kiss her like that without getting stabbed in the head?

>> No.23115134

>>23115128
Her head is tilted a bit. Not enough, mind, but she came in from the side.

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23115143

>>23115113
>Unicorn momster found my Bicorn NTR porn
>Locked herself in her room with a bucket of ice cream crying about how terrible of a mother she is
How do I make it up to her anons?

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>>23115045
Wights are the most lovely monstergirls

>> No.23115148

>>23114669
>Distracting someone during bench
It's like you want your chest to get crushed.

>> No.23115150

>>23115097
>It is a beautiful day in MGC
>You are a strong, virile man
>And you want to fuck
>You spy a trio of Sabbath scouts selling cookies on the sidewalk
>You wave to them and inform them that you want to fuck
>But you do not want to fuck them
>For they are small and bruise easily
>You trip the familiar that approaches you to demonstrate
>You walk past the dumbstruck witch that came over to help her friend
>You head over to the table and shove away the other witch
>You steal the cashbox and a box of thin mints
>You head off merrily on your way
>You do not make eye contact with the Hellhound police officer, for that would show weakness
>For you are a strong, virile man
>Living in MGC
>And you want to fuck
>And not be fucked
>You continue down the street, as you pry open the cashbox
>You grab a was of bills, shove them in your pants, and drop the open cashbox on the ground next to a passed-out kobold
>You bust open the box of thin mints
>You grab as many as you can and shove them in your mouth
>You continue walking
>You do not make eye contact with the fox girls on the other side of the street
>They are weebs, and not to be trusted
>And you are a strong, virile male
>And you live in MGC
>And you want to fuck
>And you want your thin mint-packed mouth to remind them of their crimes
>It is a beautiful day

>> No.23115151

>>23115098
The bridezilla portion is mostly due to wanting to keep to the schedule. Part of the ceremony is helping the groom break the schedule: her family must know that anubi need a little help to have fun.

>> No.23115154

>>23115143
Elicit the help of your childhood friend and make her the woman of your dreams, obviously.

>> No.23115172

>>23115150
ok

>> No.23115176

>>23115172
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

>> No.23115197

>>23115097
Exhibitionist anon and his succubus waifu annoy lonely elf neighbors

>> No.23115201
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23115201

If I beat up a H'orc do I get her P'orc posse as a harem? And do I have to take the H'orc as a harem member too, it's just I don't want her stinking up my clothes and bed

>> No.23115217

>>23115197
>You are a strong, virile man
>And you live in MGC
>And it is a beautiful day
>And you want to fuck
>And you do not have a waifu
>But you have options
>Options that do not include the maids at this cafe, where you have decided to spend the remainder of the Sabbath's money not used for bus fare
>You do not fuck the maids
>For cosplay is a sin
>And furthermore fucking on the table would get your clothes dirty
>Even if it would be fun
>But perhaps you will try anal with the Manticore later
>When she's off work and on her way home
>For you live in MGC
>And you are a strong, virile male
>And you want to fuck

>> No.23115248

Good night Anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that teaching lich-san the fun of car rides is well worth the struggle of convincing her that teleportation doesn’t need to be the only way she’ll travel

>> No.23115272

>>23115068
>>23115150
>>23115217
Stop

>> No.23115280

>>23115248
>Lich become VERY INTERESTED in cars after taking her for a drive
>spends a full week learning auto mechanics
>builds her own suped-up, magitek hot rod
>takes you on a cross-country road trip, occasionally fucking in the backseat

>> No.23115313

>>23115201
Yeah since you beat up the chief you'll become the new leader of the tribe meaning you can take em all as your p'orc wives or kick the previous h'orc out for being bested so easily.

>> No.23115326
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23115326

You do take your maid on dates right? Even she wants to feel special sometimes

>> No.23115333

>>23115326
>Maid
>Dating
Please do not court the furniture

>> No.23115347

>>23115248
Show her a train or a plane.
>>23115333
Rude. The maid has feelings too, even if she's also the bed, the chair, the closet, the stove, the bathtub...

>> No.23115360

>>23115347
Furniture has no need for feelings

>> No.23115379
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23115379

>>23115326
How else am I to flaunt my prosperity amongst the other nobles? A plump maid in each arm really makes the Wight down the way jealous.

>> No.23115385

>>23115379
Gold and Silver Kiki combo is top tier

>> No.23115409

>>23115360
And you have no need for dating, where does that lead us?

>> No.23115476 [SPOILER] 
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>Spends literally all night having sex their first time

Raw animalistic lust

>> No.23115558

>>23115379
When does the maid find time to eat enough to get that big?

>> No.23115595

>>23115558
The cook can sample

>> No.23115597

>>23115476
Maybe try imgur?

>> No.23115612

>>23115597
Imgur requires phone authentication for lewds, use https://catbox.moe

>> No.23115616

>>23115597
You mean Imgbox

>> No.23115633

>>23115612
>>23115616
Strangely, it doesn’t if you browse on mobile.

>> No.23115636

>>23115360
fuckin relax beatrice don't be a cunt

>> No.23115644

>>23115612
imgur is shit and people SHOULD move away from it for exactly that
BUT
you can bypass the signin by adding .png (or whatever your desired format) to the end of single-image urls, and /zip to the end of album URLs

>> No.23115650

>>23115616
>malwarebox

>> No.23115667

>>23115313
>you can take em all as your p'orc wives or kick the previous h'orc out for being bested so easily.
That second option seems very mean spirited

>> No.23115688

>>23115201
i'd beat a h'orc but tell her ugly p'orc friends to go away

>> No.23115697
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23115697

Do not spank the monkey, yeah she deserves it but you'll only reinforce her bad behavior.

>> No.23115702

>>23115697
Spank her with an itching powder covered paddle

>> No.23115705

>>23115697
do kakuen pride themselves on being round eared like us?

>> No.23115717
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>> No.23115736

>>23115717
Puffy.

>> No.23115737

If your day was bad, lets try to have a better day tomorrow for our Dear Wives! I'm sure they are rooting for us!

>> No.23115764
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23115764

>>23115737
I'm drinking my morning coffee, the day has just begun. What are some things to make it a good day?

>> No.23115793
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23115793

I want a lich that favors martial prowess instead of magical talent

>> No.23115819
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23115819

>>23115702
You would have to take responsibility if you pulled a prank that mean.

>> No.23115822
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23115822

Post a link to your favorite monster girl stories. SFW ones preferred, but I'll take anything.

>> No.23115826

Are undead realms just the ultimate retirement home?
>You and your beastkin wife die, now you just begin a necromance with an extra racial template.

>> No.23115827

>>23115697
The proper punishment is to give her diced cucumber instead of grapes that day.

>> No.23115847

>>23115822
https://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
Little ushi will always be my favorite story for how comfy it is

>> No.23115848
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23115848

>>23115793
Darksiders but with Monster Girls invading?

>> No.23115849

>>23115826
Does the undead kingdom have any nice clean lakes?

>> No.23115855

>>23115849
Of course! Dead fish don't poop

>> No.23115894

>>23115819
I will with shampoo with itching powder in it with a hint of chili pepper.

>> No.23115936
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23115936

You spend "quality time" with your onee-sans, right?

>> No.23115937

>>23115822
https://pastebin.com/19q9yzLk
https://pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb
https://pastebin.com/qW8RDKeY
https://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
https://pastebin.com/qhKtpYHg/

>> No.23115941

>>23115855
I wonder if my undead waifu would still go fish

>> No.23115943
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>>23115936
Sure

>> No.23115956

>>23115943
I question two zombie onee-sans' ability to look after their otouto. Not that I wouldn't love to have two zombie onee-sans cuddling me while moaning, but I think I'd be the one taking care of them at that point.

>> No.23115965

>>23115956
Waaaarm

>> No.23115966

>>23115936
Yes. I say "bye" when I leave and "hi" when I come back home.

>> No.23115975

>>23115737
>had a bad day
>don't have a waifu

>> No.23115984

>you will never watch porn with your MG daughteru

>> No.23115988
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23115988

Lovey Dobey Dorfs.

>> No.23115990

>>23115984
>"And that was when you were conceived, sweetie."

>> No.23115999

>>23115990
I wonder, would that make her hornier?

>> No.23116019

>>23115999
It will if she sees her mother getting fucked into an ahegaoing mess who can't think about anything but cumming. Honestly if she's grown up and her body closely resembles her mother's, I'd find it hard to turn her down if she asked to get bred just as hard.

>> No.23116028

Sandwiched between a Hellhound and an Anubis

>> No.23116029

>>23115988
I'd breed one

>> No.23116043
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23116043

Humping your eel's tail to get off and licking its smooth soft most goodness

>> No.23116049

>>23115894
Be careful anon, monkeys don't play to get even.

>> No.23116054

>>23116043
That's how I want to start my mornings.

>> No.23116062

>>23115822
https://pastebin.com/KWtfaNi3
https://pastebin.com/zYNp0ZU3

>> No.23116063

>>23116028
A trip to the underworld doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.23116068

>>23116043
This but meaty fish tail

>> No.23116111

>>23116063
*WOOF*

>> No.23116157

I've been out for a while, any major moving around outside bits and pieces of world guide side 3 getting some translations?

>> No.23116241

How does a salamander handle an anon masturbating on the spot after requesting a duel

>> No.23116249

>>23116241
Probably relieve herself in the same manner so as to not be distracted during the fight

>> No.23116257

>>23116249
What if he stops to ask to use her juices as lubricant?

>> No.23116260

>>23116257
Share them, after all this is a fellow warrior on the noble path.

>> No.23116290

>>23115822
https://pastebin.com/UGRjyQwX

>> No.23116298

>>23116260
She isn't dripping enough though, maybe he just needs to dip it in real quick.

>> No.23116302
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23116302

>POMF
Whatever you are going to do on the bed, she has planned it

>> No.23116305

Human men exist for the pleasure, reproduction, and happiness of monster girls.

>> No.23116310
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>>23116298
Boy that escalated quickly

>> No.23116314
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>>23116305
Indeed.

>> No.23116322

>>23116310
You could say it was a heated situation

>> No.23116326

>>23116305
>>23116314
>>23115848
>>23115943
>>23115793
A story is beginning to form in my mind. A story where the apocalypse has happened and mankind has fallen to the whims of our new, horny mistresses.

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>>23116305
Is this what they tell to MGs with low self esteem, and order men who are on the fence about liking their new wives?

>> No.23116332

>>23116326
I want this and to be the manservant/husband/cumpump of these two >>23116314.

>> No.23116339

>>23116305
Agreed. All of me is for my monstergirl wives.

>> No.23116343

>>23116302
What if I just turn around and leave?

>> No.23116347

>>23116302
I tell her to get off the bed cause I intend to use it once Khorne-chan is here.

>> No.23116348

>>23116343
As you exit the room you enter it again, for she has installed a Wurm-proof revolving door!

>> No.23116349
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23116349

How do I explain to vamp mosquitoes that just because it looks bright and sunny doesn’t mean it’s summer and there’s still freezing rain?

>> No.23116352

>>23116305
I could not make any woman happy.

>> No.23116354

>>23116349
"Fuck off we're full"?

>> No.23116360
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>>23116349
>blood in her tail appendage
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>> No.23116366

>>23116302
No way nerd.

>> No.23116373

>>23116349
You don't and let her go into the cold.

>> No.23116382

>>23116360
It's just Mana!

>> No.23116385
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>>23116305
t.

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>>23108425
In Kagerou Daze, the Azathoth equivalent is a cheerful girl who can perfectly pretend to be an idiot. Though she was genuinely an idiot before she "woke up".

>> No.23116417

>>23116382
And I've got a bridge to sell you.

>> No.23116464

>>23116417
Is owning a bridge profitable?

>> No.23116506
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23116506

what would dragons think of adding crypto to their hoard?

>> No.23116515

>>23116506
Dumb ones

>> No.23116520
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23116520

>>23116515
Don't bully chorogons by telling them crypto is worth investing into

>> No.23116532

>>23116506
>What? How am I supposed to sleep on these "bitcoins"? This makes even less sense than your credit cards! Tell me when they invent something nice like banknotes again.

>> No.23116533

>>23116520
I don't need to since a danuki would.

>> No.23116567
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23116567

Which monsters are the most kinky? And I don't mean raw brutal bestial sex like a hound, I mean bondage, latex, strapons, pet play, needing a safe word, cock teasing, footjobs, etc
I think vampires probably are

>> No.23116581

>>23116567
Dark Elves are kinkier

>> No.23116622
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23116622

>>23116581
Yeah how could they not be with booty like this

>> No.23116880
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>>23116567
This is literally the whole point of Dark Elves, anon.
>>23116622
They have other good qualities.

>> No.23117327

>>23116533
No shit a danuki would. Duping idiots into funneling money to you is a great way to make money.

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>> No.23117396

Tell me guys, what would a Roman Gladiator-style Coliseum be like in the world of MGE?

>https://youtu.be/bfS6OSw3_SU

Perhaps the Royal Demon Realm has its Ancient Rome-style Arena?

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>>23117396

>> No.23117597

>>23117396
Arena fights are a source of entertainment in demon realm cities yeah. You'd see a Succubus dodging blows while undressing her opponent piece by piece

>> No.23118061

>>23116532
What if I tell her anything can be used to store bitcoins as long as it has both of her keys written on it?

>> No.23118097

>You are the Goblin Layer
>You want to lay goblins
>You head to the guild and ask for any quests with goblins
>They hand you one that just came in
>You accept

>You join a party with a support mage and at least one dedicated fighter
>They are concerned about your nickname
>You tell them not to worry for you are the Goblin Layer and you want to win
>You ask to borrow some gold to buy items, and promise to pay them back with some of your share if the reward
>You go of alone to purchase one teleportation scroll, two aphrodisiac bombs, one aphrodisiac aerosol, and as many raging mushrooms as you can carry/afford with the gold you were given
>You return to your party
>If anyone asks what you bought, say it was a DSD (Demon Silver Dagger)

>You make your way to the goblin nest
>You listen to your party memebers discuss strategy
>You do not argue with them, because you are Goblin Layer
>You are a team player and you want to win
>You head into the tunnels as a foward scout and let things unfold as planned
>You have the mage cast as many endurance and status resistance buffs on you as possible
>You then loudly shout that you are the Goblin Layer and throw one aphrodisiac bomb deeper into the nest
>You do not rush in after it
>You do wait for the Goblin horde to come to you
>If any party members question your actions, call them a scrub and pepper spray them with the aprodisiac

>Your party will soon be overwhelmed by goblins but that does not matter
>Once you've downed the first raging shroom
>Once you've set the second bomb to blow on your person
>You have now completed preparations

>You commence with the largest goblin orgy possible, depending on the size of the horde
>You keep going until your entire party is wiped out
>You keep going until the entire horde is wiped out
>If anyone is still left standing and you run out of shrooms, you pop that teleport scroll and get the fuck out

>You return to the guild before any of your party members get back
>You hand in the quest
>You pocket your share of the reward minus what you owe them for the gear
>You return home
>You rest after a job well done
>You are the Goblin Layer
>You lay goblins

>> No.23118139

>>23118097
I'm Grimanon, I do anything for pay.

>> No.23118156

>>23116567
Alps, and by that I mean it's what you would turn into if you're into that faggotry.

>> No.23118293

>>23118156
Alps are female. There is nothing gay about them.

>> No.23118294

>>23115272
Fuck this guy, keep going>>23115217

>> No.23118305

>>23109104

Underrated AC/DC comment.

>> No.23118313

>>23116349
Tell her March weather here can have pretty much anything. Even snow.

She'd probably sneak behind me before sucking my blood though

>> No.23118481

>>23118294
Glad you enjoyed it but I'm no longer in whatever bizzare mood made my write that.

>> No.23118542

>>23118481
Stay away from the psychoactive substances anon.

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23118563

Today is a day for physical activity! I've fapped twice, done some dumbbell stuff and now I'm going for a run before fapping again!
Keep it up everyone! Using this kind of exercise it is possible to develop yourself in preparation for the portals opening. Stamina is your most important stat.

>> No.23118694

is level drain an actual fetish

>> No.23118718

>>23118694
Probably a subcategory of general powerplay, but power drain is pretty hot

>> No.23118886

>That soothing, comforting feeling as you're cuddling up inside your waifu's mouth, listening to the sound and enjoying soft feeling of your waifu's heartbeat reverberating throughout her body

>> No.23119095

>>23118886
How are the acoustics in there?

>> No.23119112

>>23118563
Unfortunately I put everything into being a greyman.

>> No.23119138

what monster is the shang tsung of monsters?

>> No.23119159

>>23119138
Doppel, obviously

>> No.23119226

what are you listening to?

>> No.23119231

>>23119226
Everything Everything

>> No.23119264
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>>23119226
Tranquility Base
Hotel and Casino
Birb speaking

>> No.23119266

>>23119226
https://youtu.be/Ahg5FiLUIuo?t=5753

>> No.23119269
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>>23119264
WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?

>> No.23119313

>>23119226
satori maiden 3rd eye

>> No.23119406

>>23119226
My own breathing

>> No.23119515

>>23119406
I remember back in the day coming across an mp3 of Rie Kugimiya (I guess as one of her characters) sleeping.

>> No.23119577
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23119577

You don't just "leave wonderland"
Everything you could ever want is here, like a good dream, and you're never waking up, onii-san!

>> No.23119591

>>23119226
Wu-Tang

>> No.23119601

>>23119577
i want violent video games tho

>> No.23119698

>>23118542
It was actually an intense blend of memes, along with approaching an eroge with emotionless, mechanical precision.

>> No.23119706

>>23119698
i hate memes

>> No.23119818

>>23118097
The greentext this place deserves.

>> No.23119879
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23119879

So what's the MGE equivalent of this? Previous chief god worship?

>> No.23119915

>>23119879
go away

>> No.23119958

>>23119879
Old ones worshippers, I guess

>> No.23119960

>>23119577
>implying wonderland doesn’t go with you

>> No.23120015

>>23119226
scalp massages

>> No.23120048

>>23118563
i wanna cum on this fox

>> No.23120058

>>23118563
>go teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE

>> No.23120062

>>23118563
>GIMMIE A 'D'!

>> No.23120227

>>23119818
Thanks for listening to my Tedtalk
Please like and subscribe

>> No.23120563

>>23120048
Don’t encourage her.

>> No.23120614

I got a text from Nerdhound telling me not to go to school tomorrow. What should I do?

>> No.23120633
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23120633

Real dead hours right now.

>> No.23120635

>>23120563
I'm going to encourage her to get pregnant

>> No.23120668

>>23120614
Go to her house

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>>23120633
That's how you know they are good hours.

>> No.23120774

>>23120614
Use your penis to save the school. Be a hero.

>> No.23120825

>>23116880
What other good do Dark Elves serve other than plump, dark, booty?

>> No.23120849

>>23118563
I want a CC MG to dress up as a cheerleader and follow me around at my boring ass desk job to help me get through my day.

>> No.23120863

Is it fair to assume that the majority of people here are into /ss/ and gentle femdom?

>> No.23120888

>>23120863
No. This is a maledom thread. Femdom cucks are a minority.

>> No.23120899

>>23120863
Mostly just femdom.

>> No.23120907

>>23120863
>/ss/
Not so much. It’s fine but it’s not my favorite thing.
>gentle femdom
Hell fucking yes. It’s the reason my waifu is a Hellhound.

>> No.23120919

>>23120863
My fetish is turning a dominant type monster, like a manticore, into a mewling little kitten who lovingly dotes on me and my dick.

>> No.23120922
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23120922

How come all the monsters in late game zones so christmas cakey? Why don't they just invade the low level zones and get a man that way?

>> No.23120934

>>23120863
Femdom is the majority but maledom is also popular. /ss/ is it's own niche but loli and adult women with adult men are both as big if not larger.

>> No.23120954

>>23120863
Nah, I tend to lean more towards heavy maledom and femdom with amazon position.

>> No.23120978

>>23120922
CC Yetis may be cute and snuggly but you try to run UBRS from TP FP and she's going to frost mage corpse camp you all the way into BRM where her CC Weresheep guildmates are waiting on balcony to keep ganking you, CC Yeti will have a "friend" offer UBRS key services to you for 20g or a hug

>> No.23121015

>>23120863
Maledom or gentle, playful switch dynamic.
Adult male + JK.

>> No.23121033

>>23120863
I like lolis and maledom which is why my loli Night Gaunt waifu fits my fetishes perfectly.

>> No.23121048

>>23120922
It makes it more of a punishment to lose to them.

>> No.23121051

>>23120863
Gentle femdom? Oh pish posh, nothing of the sort! My Dear Hatter Wife just uses me as various types of furniture, occasionally literally walks over me as I lay down, and uses her wonderland words to convince me to do everything and anything for her at a moment’s whim! It’s simply proper etiquette, I know because she told me so!

>> No.23121054

kiryuin satsuki but she's a wight

>> No.23121083

>>23120919
If you mean turning her from hard femdom to gentle femdom, that's hot.

>> No.23121091

>>23120863
I am into both, but /ss/ isn't as well liked here. More its Lolis.

>> No.23121092

>>23121054
Lal'c Melk Mark but she's a Valkyrie

>> No.23121107

8ft wolfu holding you down to ride with big paws while huge bushy tail wags in your face

>> No.23121108
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23121108

Ghosts are so cute and would never do anything lewd

>> No.23121109

>>23120863
Not into /ss/, and gentle femdom is nice between girls with both of them submissive to me.

>> No.23121118

>>23121108
That ghost is adorable, and I'd let her share all of those experiences with me.

>> No.23121125

>>23121015
>playful switch dynamic.
Underappreciated.

>> No.23121128

>>23120863
>/ss/
Not really into that, but size difference is hot and I'd love to be a small, frail guy with a huge, ripped girlfriend.
>gentle femdom
That's the shit.

>> No.23121139

>>23121125
It works best when the girl is a powerbottom, and her domming is her attempt to goad the guy into domming her harder.

>> No.23121140

>>23121108
oh then she can haunt my house if she wants then. i'm not trying to live an unnecessarily lewd lifestyle

>> No.23121148

>>23121139
Not what I had in mind, but perfectly fine too.

>> No.23121149

>>23121108
I always wanted to read what it says behind her, but I could never find any place where the whole thing is written.

>> No.23121162

>>23121148
It's also really good in a way more indicated by how I worded it earlier, but that's the variant I like most.

>> No.23121175

>>23120863
>/ss/
>femdom
I don't like either of those at all.

>> No.23121181

Surprisingly few mommyfags then, considering it's /jp/

>> No.23121183

>>23121083
Maybe more hard femdom to gentle maledom, but yours is not bad too. I can dig it.

>> No.23121217
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Trapped between a soft place and a equally soft place

>> No.23121250
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>>23121181
It's not that I don't like mommydom, but it's not my primary fetish and there's not much overlap between the two.

>> No.23121255

>>23121217
that sounds like heaven. To be trapped between to cheshire sisters.

>> No.23121286

>>23121217
damn cheshire cats just can't stop, can they?

>> No.23121304

>>23121217
Heart suit cheshires always come in pairs!

>> No.23121322

>>23121250
The world needs more older foxes

>> No.23121351

>>23121304
What about Joker Cheshires?

>> No.23121395

>>23121351
NO

>> No.23121422

>>23121395
You don't like clowns Anon?

>> No.23121437

>>23120863
i'll take gentle femdom but i consider being a boy as being homosexual

>> No.23121445

>>23121181
I consider that even lower garbage than footfaggotry.

>> No.23121455

>>23120863
/ss/ is nice when paired with a cute loli

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>>23121322
Need more older mg girls in general since they deserve love too

>> No.23121588

>>23121217
So a hard place between two soft places?

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>>23121472
>they deserve love too
They deserve to have first pick of any boys, they waited practically all their lives for the right man, it's not fair some young dumb slut can pull him into a broom closet and make him her's

>> No.23121629

>>23121612
>it's not fair some young dumb slut can pull him into a broom closet and make him her's
Isn't it? I mean, it's not like she didn't have her chance. It's not like she doesn't still have her chance and it's CERTAINLY not like her biological clock isn't chiming like an overwound cuckoo clock.

>> No.23121679

>>23121629
I must find the oldest Yeti that's still single to marry.

>> No.23121683

>>23121472
But she's only 17!

>> No.23121687

>>23121683
Centuries

>> No.23121690

How do people feel about using tentacle potions to violate a Baphomet?

>> No.23121707

>>23121690
I would use potions but only on my waifu.

>> No.23121713

>>23114928
I want to corrupt her and then ask her out on a date

>> No.23121730

>>23121612
If that were the case, I'd join the Order in a heartbeat.

>> No.23121732

>>23121690
i do not like the idea of losing my human senses of sight and touch

>> No.23121750
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>Anon gets distracted by her tall hat
>He then becomes the milk supplier to the entire tea party

>> No.23121752

>>23121690
If she is you waifu sure. I would use them on my own waifu all the time.

>> No.23121754

>>23121612
i want some young dumb slut to voraciously devour my penis with her snatch

>> No.23121759

>>23121732
I think some could only turn your arms into tentacles so you can feel your waifu in ways you've never could.

>> No.23121781

>>23121750
Bamboozled!

>> No.23121796

>>23121750
>She still having a perfectly normal conversation with you as she pumps your cock

>> No.23121833

I want to drink a doppelganger potion and attempt to dom my waifu only for her to overpower and rape all of my copies.

>> No.23121860

>>23121833
I would rather have both of us drink the potion and me dom her in a bunch of different ways.

>> No.23121899
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23121899

How much gold do I need to amass before a dragon notices me?

>> No.23121925

>>23121899
All you need is gold in your heart.

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>> No.23121973

>>23121970
im gonna lewd that mous

>> No.23121995
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>>23121970
The only wonderland girl I like is the Alice.

>> No.23122012
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>>23121679
Her fur is starting to get grey streaks and she needs old lady glasses but she can still hug like the best of them

>> No.23122067

>>23121970
someone, get me out of wonderland. the women here are mad with lust and i'm just a pure boi

>> No.23122087
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23122087

Make sure to always check the back of the cereal box for mazes before buying them for your minotaur waifu or daughteru. Minos historically are bad at mazes

>> No.23122117

>>23122087
I thought they were great at them

>> No.23122130

>>23121995
i only like humpty

>> No.23122142

>>23122117
They can get stuck for life in one of those.

>> No.23122148

>>23121970
What a Wonderful time!!!

>> No.23122153

>>23122142
Thank god I found out before making a mistake then

>> No.23122188

>>23122087
What happens if I teach them the hand to the wall rule?

>> No.23122205
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>>23122188
She'll forget which hand she put to the wall after making her first corner

>> No.23122230

>>23121422
absolutely shitty meme

>> No.23122239
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23122239

HUGE MONSTER TITTY!

>> No.23122259

i mean, you kinda have to fuck her, anon. there's no way around it. sorry.

>> No.23122260

>>23121970
They won't corrupt me. I can't see how they would.

>> No.23122261

>>23122239
What other kind of monsters should there be?

>> No.23122265
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>>23122239
I wanna do perverted things to cakes and hags

>> No.23122267

>>23122265
For breeding.

>> No.23122271

>>23122265
even old wrinkly hags?

>> No.23122286

>>23122261
Small-breasted. Flat-chested. Even medium-breasted are okay, sometimes. But all are better than huge.

>> No.23122300

>>23121925
That's pretty gay

>> No.23122318

>>23122286
Flat and small chests are the best.

>> No.23122323

>>23118694
i dunno if it is, but that story last thread hit some good spots

>> No.23122326
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>>23122261
Ripped ones.

>> No.23122333

>>23122326
Gonna build a herd with that cow.

>> No.23122382
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>>23122271
There is a limit, no one wants a hag with eggplant tits like Yukari, or luffas
Of course, MAMONO MANA would keep them at their peak regardless

>> No.23122428

>>23122326
This is the only correct answer

>> No.23122464
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23122464

How do I deal with a kikimora who's an absolutely atrocious maid? I mean she can't cook without burning something or overboiling the water making a mess, she can't clean cause she's a clutz and ends up making more of a mess by knocking stuff over and has even resorted to ordering out every night. Do I send her to remedial maid classes?

>> No.23122469

>>23122464
Are you sure she’s a Kiki? Those kinds of things are usually instinctual.

>> No.23122475

>>23122464
The Kiki is misaligned. You need to insert the drive shaft.

>> No.23122491

>>23122464
No dick until she gets her shit together

>> No.23122496

>>23122464
Simple.
Reduce her tasks to breeding

>> No.23122509

Are there any fan-created girls from the lovecraft mythos? I've been thinking about hounds of tyndalos and how they might act. Basically, they are really posesive hellhound-like women who can instantly track their husband through space and time, and might come out of any sharp angles to drag him to the rape dimension.

>> No.23122513

>>23122239
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.23122527

>>23122464
Wear a butler uniform, do the housework yourself, and call her "Mistress". Eventually her instincts should kick in like >>23122469 says and she'll be motivated to be a good maid to get out of this unnatural situation. If it doesn't work, this means she's some other monster in disguise, not a Kikimora.

>> No.23122589

>>23122464
You throw her in the dungeon

>> No.23122599

>>23122464
Kill her

>> No.23122604
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>>23122509
There was one doujin that featured a different creature in each chapter. Not sure if that's what you're looking for and only 4 chapters were translated so far.

>> No.23122606

>>23122464
throw her down a flight of stairs

>> No.23122625

What girls have the highest ratio of lewd to non-lewd content?

>> No.23122637

>>23122509
I thought about them a bit as well, I think time travel could be a nice way to retroactively make them your childhood friend.

>> No.23122645

https://twitter.com/tet74949126/status/1235702928351965184
New hatter and march hare art.
>>23122625
I'm not sure, overall pics of mge girls getting dicked is sadly not common enough.

>> No.23122655

>>23122625
Gazer

>> No.23122657

>>23122645
Super cute hatter.

>> No.23122674

>>23122645
Happy day!!!!!!! Wonderful wonderland wondergirls!!!

>> No.23122697

>>23122674
Was hoping you'd see it hatterfag. Wonderland girls are wonderful.

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Jinko-chan might've overdone it with the squats

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>>23122230

>> No.23122716

>>23122625
For an accurate answer, some madman needs to do the same thing that was done for 2hus, calculating statistics and making a graph to figure out who's the biggest slut.

>> No.23122732

>>23122697
They are, its true! I'd live no other place than there to see such wonderful like minded folks practicing loving unrestrained lewdness!

>> No.23122741

i want to suck on a leanen sidhe's tiddies for her milk!

>> No.23122742

I had an awful day.

>> No.23122747

Whatever happened to the pixelartfag who took requests?

>> No.23122749
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23122749

Plants need lots of love to grow. Give them enough and they'll reward you with fruits for your labor.

>> No.23122766

>>23119226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guXqg_Bnl74

>> No.23122767

>>23122749
Don't forget to sing to them!

>> No.23122768

>>23122747
He only shills his game now and avoids sticking around for replies. He's a normalfag and can't handle 4chan

>> No.23122784

>>23122767
I only know old love songs but she doesn't seem to mind.

>> No.23122795

>>23122784
Even if you just went "lalala" while sprinkling her with semen I'm sure it'd be fine.

>> No.23122798

>>23122742
I'm sorry to hear that anon! Please think of your favorite monster and the best thing she can do for you!

>> No.23122799

>>23119226
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbLdTQ-_-SA

>> No.23122826

>>23122798
I'm not quite sure I have a specific favorite, but most I'm preferential towatds would help a lot right now.

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>>23122768
>He's a normalfag and can't handle 4chan
We chased away another content creator, didn't we, boys?

>> No.23122848

>a sabbath-run strip club

>> No.23122852

>>23122838
He kind of chased himself by pushing nerdhound every update knowing people hate her rather than focusing on the parts of the game with positivity around them. He failed game marketing 101

>> No.23122858

>>23122826
Do tell! I've a spur of motivation to tickle some carrot-keys! Which potential wife would whet your craving for cozy comfort in these trying times? Come come, do tell!

>> No.23122887

>>23122852
>knowing people hate her
Pretty sure that's a vocal minority

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>>23121217

>> No.23122908

>>23122838
>>23122852
More like one really persistant and autistic shitposter with an extremely recognizable posting style despite pretending to use varying arguments and tactics chased him away, although it might half-count as chasing himself away if he took one extremely easy to pick out autist that seriously.

>> No.23122932

>>23122908
This is the same argument people like bollocks and chowder used.

>> No.23122941

>>23122908
Guy had a big ego and that tends to rub some people the wrong way. He left a lot faster than I thought he would but I still saw this coming, you can't make a big deal of yourself for too long because it will blow up in your face.

>> No.23122951

>>23122838
So who's left?

>> No.23122955

>>23122932
Commercial anon too. He invented salt kun as a way of dismissing the anons tired of his shit.

>> No.23122959

>>23122858
A Dark Angel or Dark Valkyrie would provide the perfect distraction, a Familiar would be able to heal me, and help comfort me, and a group of Khepri would be able to provide all of the above to some degree, while also cateringing to and servicing me in more menial ways.

>> No.23122985

>>23122951
Can't remember as far as artists go out side of LN
As for writers, magnus, losenis (is becoming an artist as well) and a few others, alp is around occasionally but doesn't write and Beast takes months to do shit

>> No.23122986

>>23122838
Generic greentexts and a game using someone elses content without permission are hardly a big loss anon.

>> No.23123003

>>23122986
Don't forget using mge characters at the same time as saying it's totally not mge

>> No.23123017

>>23123003
>using someone elses content without permission

>> No.23123043

>>23122986
I don't know about the game but the huge response the greentexts got was suspicious. They were basic and did nothing new or interesting, I think he was samefagging a few of the responses.

>> No.23123051

>>23122951
Yananon, magus, beast(rare), pennywise (rare), lost penis, and LN. I know a few others exist like the guy who wrote the shoggoth transformation story and that guy who wrote the elf date story last thread. We havent chased everyone off.

>> No.23123061

>>23122908
It's not hard to imagine it's more than one person hating nerdwan, considering the concept was already more or less run out f the thread years ago. In fact, the really odd thing is that two separate people have spammed the same nerdwan image years apart from each other.

>> No.23123069

>>23122959
>Come home from a long and arduous day
>Slump down into a seat, mind still muddled with the various trials and setbacks that plague your ability to think straight
>Quietly yet suddenly, a flutter and gust of wind encircles you, as well as a pair of dark wings drooping over you where you sit
>Two pale yet powerful arms drape down your shoulders and across your chest, a pair of lips trailing down the side of your face, kissing along the way until they reach your ears
>with hot breath and hushed, reverent tones, you hear her whisper in your ear
>"Oh great hero, where is your faith?"
>Her hands continue to roam as she presses her breasts to the back of your neck, her wings fluttering once, twice, sheltering your view from the rest of the room around you
>"Don't you know, great hero" she continues, "that 'goodness' comes to those who believe?"
>With a bite of your ear lobe, her wings open up, revealing five exotic bronze women in harem outfits around the room, bustling about in dutiful fashion
>"Never fear, great lord anon!" "We shall make it right!" "Nothing shall dissuade our righteous lord!" "Comfort and entertainment, the right of our great king!" "We would clean every grain of sand in the desert if it would bring back our great lord's smile!"
>As they go about cleaning, setting up candles, drawing a bath and laying out a custom bathrobe, they bend and twist and even dance a bit as they work, showing off their lewd and oiled bodies
>The hands on your chest continue to graze and roam about, while the mouth at your ear is full on making out with the side of your face, interspersed with giggles and words of praise
>Then, out of nowhere, a magical, saccharine starry-explosion pops just in front of you, and out of it plops an adorable and fluffy magical girl, her face momentarily one of confusion as her youthful yet supple bottom lands in your lap
>She looks around, then finally back up at you, her star-pupils shifting to heart-pupils as she gives a big one fang'd grin
>"Waow! The spell worked! Right where I needed to be! Hello mister! I've been sent by miss Grelia to perform a healing ritual! Please be very calm as this procedure could take some time!"
>As she straddles your hips and swishes her tail back and forth, you feel the warmth of all of these girls surrounding you as they set about bringing you in to an evening of decadence and devoted comfort

>> No.23123082

Running through a street parade and yanking down all the dancer's tops along the way!

>> No.23123089

>>23122637
>Your work is finally complete
>Those pedobait goats said it coudn't be done
>But thanks to a combination of Ayahuasca, Shoggoth slime, and Nepalese Munga-Munga, you had a potion that allowed you to traverse space and time
>Finally, you'd get to unravel the great mysteries of history
>Was Helen of Troy really that hot? Did Cleopatra have a crooked nose? How virginal were those Vestal virgins?
>Smirking triumphantly, you down the perverse liquid and feel the fabric of reality tear around you
>Your confidence quickly evaporates as you feel something approach
>It shouldn't be possible, in this state, for anything to approach anything
>While travelling through time, you exist in a complete different plane. Something that can navigate it shouldn't exist
>Yet you feel it even closer, heavy steps and needy breaths, a cool tongue licking your neck and tasting your swea-
>"Honey?"
>Blinking, you turn around and see your wife, Zenorath, looking at you with concern
>Standing at over 7 feet, she has a good head over you, her long ears and feral hair further enhancing her intimidating aura
>The way space seems to distort around her is also slightly disconcerting, but you know it's perfectly safe
>"Honey, stop messing with your potions, let's go to bed~"
>Wait, you don't have a wife
>"Hmm, didn't work huh? How about now~"
>You blink, surprised to see your girlfriend Zenorath in your studio. You weren't ready to move in together yet, but she did have a key- no, something is wrong-
>"Oooh, almost! let's try one more time"
>You blink, looking at the giant wolf-girl standing in front of you
>"Zenorath? I haven't seen you since middle school!"
>She flashes a toothy grin, and hugs you tightly
>"Yesss, it's been an eternity~"

>> No.23123153

>>23123069
That was all amazing. I hadn't even attempted to envision them all in a harem dynamic. But that did help my mood noticeably.

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>>23123153
Spectacular! They are some exotic and devoted girls, so I think they work wonderfully together!

>> No.23123209
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What did she just see?

>> No.23123212

>>23123209
>when hubby changes fetish while you were preparing something, again

>> No.23123214

>>23123209
My 2 inch dick

>> No.23123216

>>23123209
All the blacked wight porn

>> No.23123234

>>23123216
Half of it is a black anon who hates blacked shit. Only a small minority is by the /trash/ artist

>> No.23123262

>>23123194
Indeed. The common threads that draw me to all of them are their devotion - beyond that which all mamono naturally show - and their active and eager subservience.

>> No.23123286

>>23116360
>>23115822
>>23119879
>off-topic images

>> No.23123320

>>23123234
It's still blacked

>> No.23123337

i don't know why but i laugh every time i see a female offer sex. i have a strong feeling i'll be a virgin for a long time in the MGE world if every time a monster offers sex to me, i burst out crying with laughter from how silly monsters look being sexy

>> No.23123357

>>23123234
Blacked shit gives black people a bad name

>> No.23123376

>>23123357
Blacks give blacks a bad name

>> No.23123377

>>23123357
The biggest irony is its massively pushed by white guys.

>> No.23123380

>>23123357
Shut up, ttorr

>> No.23123387

>>23123376
Don't be like that.

>> No.23123389

>>23123234
Imagine portraying yourself as black in mge when DE can make you human

>> No.23123398

Are there any good Kamaitachi stories/greentexts?

>> No.23123403
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>When you kiki meido insists on give your face a tongue bath everyday you come home from work

>> No.23123430
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>>23123403
that sounds very unsanitary and barbaric. shog can do that for me and her spit can cure cancer

>> No.23123444

>>23123430
Toothpaste that Shoggy gives me is the best

>> No.23123450

>>23123430
where is her left arm?

>> No.23123457

>>23114798
Sauce?

>> No.23123460
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>>23123450
Under your desk, giving you a handjob.

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>> No.23123481

>>23123430
But it's very erotic and has a real, natural feel to it. A girl pouring out her love for her mastah, tasting him at every moment she can get. Also, mamono spit, no matter the species, isn't unsanitary. They don't carry diseases like we do.

Shogg is unnatural, disgusting, and nothing more than a fake blob of slime pretending to be a girl. Kiki doesn't mindrape you. Kiki cares and nurtures for your mind, your body, and your soul. Shog may care and nurture your body, but she destroys the mind and soul, and turns you into a slob of a man that's a deranged lunatic

>> No.23123484

>>23123466
A compelling argument.

>> No.23123485

>>23123466
this made me horny until i realized it was a loli based on that symbol i recognized from the books

>> No.23123488

>>23123403
You sure that’s a kiki and not a cheshire?

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