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>> No.23190393

Bully the shorties!

>> No.23190416
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Monstergirls wearing the Sothis Regalia. Would the look good or decent in it? Which Mamono would look the best wearing it?

>> No.23190445
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23190445

Why is there not more art of the werebat?

>> No.23190446
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23190446

I want a loli to lock her thighs around my head!

>> No.23190450
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23190450

Mofu mofu

>> No.23190455

>>23189640
I know it was really what you were going for but I like the idea of small and stocky deep sea shogs that are quite large when decompressed.

>> No.23190461

>>23190455
Wasn't, even.

>> No.23190468
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23190468

Keep the Ocelomeh love

>> No.23190485

>>23190445
Personally I blame vampires

>> No.23190489

>>23190468
I want to hold my Ocelomehs soft hands while we lovingly do it after a hard days work.

>> No.23190490

>>23190167
Not exactly the same thing, but I'm sure a monster would find it adorable when she wakes up first and gets to be with her still sleeping husband, looking at his blissful face.

>> No.23190505
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23190505

What happens if you wish for a Genie to have sex with you? Is it a free wish?

>> No.23190507

Someone offers to give you $100 to stick your finger into a sleeping manticore's anus.
Do you do it? If so, what's your plan for when she takes notice?

>> No.23190518

A baphomet crying into her big brothers chest when she gets home because she failed again to beat the holstar oppai

>> No.23190526

>>23190468
Would telling an Ocelomeh that she doesnt need to hit me with her weapon, that I will let her take me with her quietly and that I will be a good husband work or she would only get hornier and use her weapon to play with me?

>> No.23190537
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>>23190507
I'd do it for free, but I'd also use my dick or tongue. Rape the rapist, that's what I'd do.

>> No.23190546

>Yananon wants to make a less /d/ CoC
don't tell me that gameboy faggot rubbed off on him

>> No.23190549

>>23190505
Well, if you're married to a genie, you already get infinite wishes, but she has to replenish her power with sex with you.

>>23190518
I like to imagine the Holst-Bapho dilemma is more of a Tom and Jerry or Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote relationship. No crying on the Bapho's part, just lots and lots of frustration

>>23190537
>Not accepting the $100 anyways
Dumbass

>> No.23190559

>>23190393
Being bullied by a smug Genie!

>> No.23190560

>>23190546
>Unironically caring about shitty content creators

>> No.23190561
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>> No.23190570

>>23190507
I'll make the Manticore my wife.

>> No.23190576

An Ocelomeh comes home, after a long hard battle against Order hordes, these were no normal guys, but elite warriors, however they were no match for the jaguar warriors. She fought more than 100 elite warriors and kept going just by thinking about keeping her husband safe. Finally when she returns home, tired from battle, ready for a hot bath, a husband made meal or perhaps some cuddling as she tells her husband her war stories and how she fought to protect him. She finds her husband in her bed, with a Jinko hooker. What would happen next?

>> No.23190577
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>>23190445
I love flat chested lolis and while she isn't my waifu I do love the extra art.

>> No.23190586

>>23190576
Go away

>> No.23190594

>>23190507
I would be able to tame even the most dom girl. I would hold her hands so fucking hard, with tight interlocked fingers that both of our palms would sweat so intensively it would leave a droplet everywhere.

>> No.23190601

>>23190560
Serves me right, I guess.

>> No.23190604

>>23190505
You get infinite wishes if you're her husband.
Just make sure you're careful about the conditions of the wish. You don't want to be whisked away into a bedroom-sized spirit realm where she can fit a full year of nonstop sex into a day of regular time.

>> No.23190638

more dragons when?

>> No.23190656
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>>23190445
Very important question

>> No.23190660 [DELETED] 
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23190660

Wow, what a huge bitch.

>> No.23190672

>>23190660
Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.23190687
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>>23190445
Alongside Owl Mage, I feel they are severely underrated and get way too little art

>> No.23190696
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23190696

Wow, what a huge bitch.

>> No.23190705

>>23190696
I want her to crush my pelvis with those thighs

>> No.23190711
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>>23190687
For the artwork they already have, Owl Mages also have really low percentage of lewd pictures.

>> No.23190749
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>>23190711
I wonder why, is it because their profile doesn't give enough lewd points?
I always liked the idea of a fluffball that can paralyze you desu, a bit like the Basilisk but less crushing more fluffing

>> No.23190755
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23190755

How can a man desire a feline MG without a mane? What's wrong with them?

>> No.23190774
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>>23190755
I don't know, anon. Some people just have poor taste. I'm not even into femdom, but Manticore will always be one of my favorites because of her mane.

>> No.23190778

>>23190749
Hard to get lewder than spats

>> No.23190798
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>>23190778
If you are looking for glossy and black, you can definitely go lewder

>> No.23190814

>>23190798
Gazer in spats is more self conscious about wearing them than when she's naked.

>> No.23190881

>>23190814
From least smug to smuggest
>Gazer in spats
>Gazer naked
>Gazer making you wear spats

>> No.23190959
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23190959

So what's your opinion on Smash Mouth's All Star?

>> No.23190970

>>23190959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYys58hsCU
Cute Ogre though.

>> No.23190975

>>23190959
a nice song forever tainted by meme status

>> No.23190981

>>23190970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY

>> No.23190999

>>23190981
This must be what Pandemonium is like.

>> No.23191010

>>23190959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmYMZqeyT4M

>> No.23191012

>>23190749
New girls don't really tend to get lots of art after they're revealed plus it seems like the harpy girls except crow tengu get anything at all which is a bit of a shame since they're all cute.

>> No.23191016

>>23191010
I'm glad he's back from hell

>> No.23191047

>>23191012
Agreed
I secretly think that it's because they usually get the least rapey profiles due to being smart and everything outside of mating season

>> No.23191094
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>get into pool at ymca
>fucked up, realize it's after hours and you hear the exit door to the men's locker room locking
>women's one is open but you're definitely not going in there
>kraken, scylla, mershark in the corner >they start approaching you
>https://youtu.be/q-QVZTKHfuE

>> No.23191107

>>23190755
Some people annoy the bare nape of a neck

>> No.23191140

>>23190546
>bringing shit from far-off side
>for an irrelevant writefag that only 3/100 posters in the thread actually care about
Fuck off

>> No.23191172

>>23190959
Does she like onions or leeks more?

>> No.23191201

>>23190959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQFUA2cr1fw

>> No.23191212

>>23190561
>Yandere Cursed Sword who tracks you down after you unequipped and sold her for a stronger weapon, also because she kept whispering in your ear to take people's souls.

>> No.23191222

>>23191212
I am stealing that

>> No.23191228

>>23190696
>Why yes, my husband wears a collar. How could you tell?

>> No.23191235

>>23191212
AND IT HOOOOOOWWLS
IT HOWLS LIKE HEEEEEEELLLL!!!!!!

>> No.23191240

oh, just a bunch of big sweaty ogre warriors raping all the men and boys from the nearby village, nothing to see here.

>> No.23191255

>>23190561
>>23191212
>A-Ahhhh! Hero I've found you!~ I've taken more souls and become even stronger, now you can wield me again can't you?! I need to feel your strong grip on my handle, for you to polish my pommel! Ahhnn!~

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>>23191201
You were close anon. Very close.

>>23190959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMwOvPQtUUw

>> No.23191319
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23191319

>>23190696
>tfw I (hopefully) improved the drawing on the right and now I feel embarrassed seeing the old version reposted but I also feel happy that someone liked my shitty drawing enough to repost it

>> No.23191321

>>23190959
More of a fan of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkLXA9oXx8

>> No.23191344

>>23191319
>censoring the bush

>> No.23191351

How will your waifu handle being tested positive for coronavirus?

>> No.23191356

>>23191344
Probably less for sfw board rules, and more for public health in order to not make sane people nauseous from seeing that shit.

>> No.23191361

>>23191351
Neither of us like being around others and would never put ourselves in a position to be infected.

>> No.23191369
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23191369

The first commission of my wife came in! I think the artist did an excellent job of taking the tsurara’s original outfit and making it more into a traditional kimono. I love my wife!

>> No.23191374

>>23191351
Do Shoggoths have lungs?

>> No.23191376

>>23191356
But how am I supposed to nuzzle myself against all that hair with that huge black dot in the way

>> No.23191379

>>23191351
She'd make a cure for it... or at least, make something that makes it more bearable. Honestly, while it isn't a nothing burger and it's a very nasty flu, it is still genetically a flu.

>> No.23191386

>>23191369
Super cool wife!

>> No.23191392

>>23191369
Cute hairstyle

>> No.23191393

>>23191379
It’s closer to the common cold than flu

>> No.23191407

>>23191393
JuSt A fLu BrO

>> No.23191411
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>>23191344

>> No.23191412

>>23191386
I see what you did there
>>23191392
Thank you! I did a google search for transitional Japanese hairstyles and settled for that one since it has a ponytail

>> No.23191416

>>23191374
They got all sorts of organs. They're pretty meaty.

>> No.23191418

>>23191407
Anon...

More people die from regular flu and hunger than this disease. It's a nothing burger

>> No.23191420

>>23191411
That's more like it

>> No.23191422

>>23191418
Yeah, because you quarantine almost 1/3 of the world for the flu :^)

>> No.23191433

>>23191422
>The government said so, therefore it's true

>> No.23191443

>>23191094
Strangely enough, my first thought was a Cat People reference

>After-hours swimming at the community pool
>You hear some distinctive purring/chuffing in the distance
>Nothing but shadows all around
>Try to swim away to the other side
>Said purring/chuffing becomes louder, closer, and more passionate
>Its gasps are barely muffled by the waves of the water as you scramble to find an escape
>Eventually, you throw caution to the wind and successfully make a bolt to safety
>Though you could've sworn you saw a pair of half-glazed over yellow eyes watching you from the shadow by the wall.

>> No.23191448

>>23191422
Maybe God is punishing the wicked

>> No.23191461

>>23191393
I still strongly believe a Phacomancer (spelling?) plus Alchemy would be able to counteract it.

>> No.23191503

Pick your favorite MG species, your waifu, or just whatever you would like, then roll a random one.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Girl from the species you picked is hypnotized to behave like the random one you rolled, may or may not believe she actually is from that species. The effects will wear off in 24 hours. How does it go?

>> No.23191519

>>23191503
>Kikinora
>Mindflayer
>Kiki thinks she’s a mindflayer now
Only good things can come from this

>> No.23191520

>>23191503
>Lich
>With Hellhound personality
Fear.png

>> No.23191529

>>23191503
My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt and I rolled a dormouse. Nothing much would change as she is normally very passive and loves being tentacle raped and molested constantly.

>> No.23191530

>>23191369
Never though someone would wife a Tsuara she looks nice

>> No.23191533

>>23191433
>world economies and goverments just randomly decided to lose hundred trillions bucks for a prank

>> No.23191550

i accidentally blurted that my diet consisted of cunny to a witch when she interviewed me

>> No.23191551
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23191551

I need a large-breasted motherly elf maid in my life.

>> No.23191552

>>23191503
>Shoggoth behaving like a Dormouse for 24 hours
Honestly, it could be much, much worse.

>> No.23191557

>>23191503
Is it odd to just be interested in the designs but make up my own personalities for them?

>> No.23191558

>>23191503
>Merrow
>Merrow
Is she going to act like a stereotype of herself?

>> No.23191562
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>>23191503
>Griffin
>Alp
TOMBOY
GRIFFY

>> No.23191563

>>23191503
>Crow Tengu
>Ocelomeh
I'll humor her when she tries to swing a stick around like a sword and tries to act tough. Hopefully the entire day would be in private, as she would die of embarrassment if she did it in public and found out.

>> No.23191565

>>23191503

>inari
>weresheep

As much as she wants it, I am NOT going to shear all of her fluff off. That would look ridiculous.

>> No.23191574

>>23191369
Perfect! So many new waifufags recently! Your tsurara looks amazing!

>> No.23191577

>>23191533
>World economies and governments never make mistakes and have never wasted money at any point in history ever

>> No.23191582

>>23191519
Just Imagine. She would come up behind you and try to envelope your head with her big floppy ears while whispering in your ear to love her

>> No.23191584

>My school just officially shut down
>I hate going to school anyway

Thank you Corona-chan, very cool!

>> No.23191599

>>23191503
>Pslime and Pshog
>Kraken
A lot more tentacles during sex!

>> No.23191608

>>23191503
>Hellhound
>With wurman personality
So she's pretty much the same, except dumber now

>> No.23191616

>>23191551
You and me both, brother. You and me both.

>> No.23191627

>>23191369
She's positively wonderful Tsuarafag! I especially like her drills! She also seems more polite than the regular profile Tsuara! Tea welcomes are of course in order!

>> No.23191639

>>23191562
SUMMON

>> No.23191646

>>23191503
>Kikimora
>Cancer
She suddenly gets a sudden impulse towards the spitshine approach to cleanliness. Also, soap lagoon time.

>> No.23191666

>>23191503
>wererabbit
>weresheep
So even more dumb and snuggly than usual?

>> No.23191671

>>23191551
She's taken care of your family line for centuries, she's become quite an expert at it. Especially the teenage phase of the males in the family, she knows how to reel them in.

>> No.23191679
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>>23191557
Within reason. It's not odd in itself, but if you don't give a shit about it in the first place, you probably won't share them anyway.

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Would you wife up a girl made of pink bubblegum?

>> No.23191692

>>23191562
This Griffin is at the level of smug that only comes with having a cult that worships you and showers you with praise and treasures.

>> No.23191693

>>23191687
Based plague

>> No.23191695

>>23191639
THE

>> No.23191698
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>>23191503
>Rata
>Sahuagin personality
Gonna make her cum by molesting her tail! and then she'll write an article about how she totally felt nothing from it, but then keeps wordlessly offering you her tail

>> No.23191703

>>23191695
ELECTOR

>> No.23191704

>>23191687
Imagine what chewing on her tail would feel like for the both of you. So many possibilities.

>> No.23191706
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Imagine what it looks like when she fights in that tiny loincloth.
Imagine how convenient that loincloth is after you've defeated her.

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>>23191692
I'm very close to choosing griffion as my waifu. She is birb enough to sit on me in her nest and also able to protect. Plus I could ride her... in more way then one.

>> No.23191717

>>23191703
COUNTS

>> No.23191720

>>23191706
Going to undo that side-tie with my teeth.

>> No.23191721

>>23191552
That sounds adorable as hell. Shoggoths usually don't get sleepy, so that must be an interesting experience to her.

>> No.23191730

Big butt ginger Kikimoras who love anal!

>> No.23191731

>>23191519
>Kiki glides behind you
>Slips her tongue into your ear and whispers that you're her slave now.

>> No.23191732

>>23191369
BOG. ICY. ONEE-SAN. WIFE.

>> No.23191740

>>23191720
>pulling and undoing it mid-fight

>> No.23191774

>>23191732
>BOG

>> No.23191775

>>23191369
What was it that pushed you to make that choice? I still can't figure out a waifu for myself..

>> No.23191786

>>23191530
>>23191574
>>23191627
>>23191732
Thank you all for your kind words! I think I might have to make a twitter account to dump all my commissions... especially since the next one might be a lewd.
>>23191775
Well it was a difficult choice, but I settled on a tsurara since she was the first monster to pop into my head when I thought, “who would my waifu be?”

>> No.23191787

>>23189187
I envy you more for your resilience in writefaggotry, Alp.

>> No.23191797

>>23191582
I'm for this.

>> No.23191802

>>23191775
Not him but it's not really something that someone can really help you with. When I first saw the Night Gaunt Entry I knew she was the only monster for me. She fits all my fetishes (tentacles, chaos transformation, extremely submissive, latex, Kuudere, black hair) and I love the lifestyle from the entry. Before I saw her I had a hard time deciding. Often bouncing between the Atlach-Nacha (at least in the more recent time before the Night Gaunt came out since even the Nacho isn't really that old), Shirohebi, and the Ghoul. But it's just something you'll know when you find one.

>> No.23191806

>>23191721
>trying to stay awake to take care of mastah and failing
>gently tuck her in against her protestations
>finally falls asleep with a grin as long as mastah is keeping her safe

>> No.23191807

>>23191503

>Bicorn
>Ghost

Wait, so does my waifu thinks she's dead? That's horrible!

>> No.23191808

>>23191369
That's beautiful! Her outfit is gorgeous, congrats anon!

>> No.23191810

>>23191369
Very cool, always nice to see new devotees ITT
your wife a cute

>> No.23191825

>>23191802
Man, it's going to be awhile before KC makes something for me then.. fucking hell. Phoenix girl when?

>> No.23191843

>>23191503
>Favorite: Kikimora
>Roll: Medusa
Kiki now believes she is supposed to have a lamia tail and can't work her legs, is very tsun and embarrassed that I'm taking advantage of her in her 'crippled' state, seemingly immune to her petrification magick!
The next day she feels very silly about the whole thing but wants to do more helplessness and 'rape' play in the future.

>> No.23191846

>>23191503
>Gazer
>Hellhound personality
Not sure how this happened, but this is going to be a long day. She's usually pretty crafty and tactful. Now I guess she'll go all out from the start.

I probably wont be able to walk too well the day after.

>> No.23191850

>>23191806
The leg mouth definitely snores.

>> No.23191854

>>23191503
>Dark Mage
>Dark Priest
I'm pretty sure that it will go well. She may even stay religious, just to a lesser degree.

>> No.23191860

>>23191503
>Will o Wisp
>Goblin
This might actually make her a bit more mild mannered and manageable. She might even get off her NEET ass, and get some work done around this goddamn haunted house.
Zero change to her sex drive, I guess.

>> No.23191895

>>23191369
Holy hell she's cuter than the profile one.

>> No.23191896

>>23191825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

ICARUS.

>> No.23191909

>>23191895
Thank you!
And I’m just now realizing that she doesn’t have black sclera and slit pupils. Oh well, I still like the art anyway! Next commission she’ll have them.

>> No.23191913

>>23191825
Fuck that! I want Shrimp Knight

>> No.23191921

>Succubus comes running up to you in the middle a crowded square
>”Oh my goodness, thank god I found you!”
>Who are you?
>”I sensed your mana. You’re in danger of Alping!”
>What?
>”It’s true! You need to have sex with me right now or else you may lose your manhood!”
>This is BS right?
>”No, it’s true! If you refuse now, you may never have sex as a man again!”
Well? Do you accept the random succubus’ offer to have sex? Do you dare take the risk?

>> No.23191927

>>23191503
>bunyip thinks theyre a griffin
flying snakes are rarely good

>> No.23191941

>>23191921
No, let her shove it up my butt instead and accept my fate

>> No.23191951

>>23191909
It happens! With the initial commission it's easy to get caught up in finally seeing her and neglecting to notice something. Looking forward to future stuff from you.

>> No.23191954
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23191954

Why is this mofu blanket so smug?

>> No.23191961

>>23191913
I too have a pressing NEED to see the promised Shrimp Knight.

>> No.23191981

>>23191909
That happened to me a lot with minor details. I personally like to edit my own commissions for my self to fix any issues i'm unhappy with if it's minor or to late to correct.

>> No.23192013

>>23191921

>ok, but just to make sure you're not lying to me for sex, I'll do it with a different monster girl

If she has a big problem with that, it will become obvious that it was all a bamboozle

>> No.23192018

What species make a good assistant for a mage?

>> No.23192019

I want to test the maximum semen capacity of a monster's womb. I will need a monster assistant, of course. And we will need to run the experiment several times to ensure consistent, verifiable results.

>> No.23192037

>>23192019
Ah I see. I have already done that test with my own wives, but more tests with different monsters would help the study!

>> No.23192038

>>23192018
Sabbath girls, imps (make sure she isn't an arch imp). Hakutaku, and pretty much any smarter breed.

>> No.23192039

>>23192018
I'd prefer a trio of shortstack imps as my familiar assistants. Sure they'd mess up a lot of my research, but it gets pretty lonely in that wizard tower.

>> No.23192043

>>23192018
Familiars are pretty much purpose-built for that.

>> No.23192084

>>23192018
Red Slimes can serve a variety of roles in a party. Dark Slimes will work with you, but they probably wont be your assistant unless you where a master of the arcane.

>> No.23192104
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>You have 20 seconds left to sign the contract, gorgeous.

You gonna call her bluff, anon?

>> No.23192113

>>23192104
I grab her tits. No regrets.

>> No.23192115
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>>23192084
Having a slime maid would be pretty cool.

>> No.23192116

>>23192104
I am, she can't fuck my corpse and I sure as hell won't sign it if I get resurrected.

>> No.23192117

>>23192104
>Signatures are invalid under duress, Beauregarde

>> No.23192126

>>23192117
You say that like it's not cannon that they also trick you into signing another paper and then go "lol, it was actually a contract that you become my slave. Get on you knees boy."
They seam to give 0 fucks about human law.

>> No.23192132
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23192132

>tfw actually wasted bandwidth to watch Rise of Skywalker

I feel sullied and unusual.

>> No.23192134

>>23192104
I’d rather Alp

>> No.23192135

>>23192126
They do give massive fucks about contract law, however.
And that’s canon by WGIII

>> No.23192137

Remember to reassure a CC that it's okay to have inverted nipples.

>> No.23192152
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23192152

>>23192115
That's the best kind of maid. They can sanitize like nothing else can. They are also very cute and can change uniforms however you like.

>> No.23192153

>>23192104
I can't I'm Christian...

>> No.23192157
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23192157

>>23192104
Obviously I tell her I can't make a counter contract offer within a 20s timeframe.

And that she has man hands, git rekt

>> No.23192167

>>23192104
>I don't have hands.

>> No.23192176

>>23192126
Fine print is different from under duress, though. I bet you could hire a demon defense attorney to get that contract declared null and void. Though, when you hired that defense attorney, it's very important to read the hiring contract thoroughly.

>> No.23192178

>>23192104
Or what?

>> No.23192208

Which mon would most likely establish dictatorship of proletariat?

>> No.23192213
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23192213

>tfw you will never be husbando'd by fox twins and spend your life wrapped in heavenly mofu
It's not fair.

>> No.23192232

>>23192213

I need this

>> No.23192264

>>23192208
Some big fucking nerd that's unaware that 99% of monsters would give exactly zero shits.

>> No.23192276

>>23191369
10/10 wife my man

>> No.23192298
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23192298

>>23192176
>Defense attorney tucks somewhere the stipulation of marrying her if they can declare the other contract null and void

You know what lads? I think we've found it, the true MG equivalent to a "Classic Blunder" is making contracts with Demons, literally any kind of contract, without having in depth lawyer tier knowledge of law yourself.

The other classic blunder is to never get into a land war with Mist Continent but everybody knows that one.

>> No.23192299
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23192299

tfw no Yeti granny to impregnate

>> No.23192333
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23192333

would you want a dick that's big enough to create a bulge on your daughteru's tummy?

>> No.23192342

>>23192299
>greying fur
>needs to wrap up in heavy blankets and hug herself to stay warm now
>gets tired after a light session of cuddling
>may trap you if she falls asleep hugging you

>> No.23192344

>>23192115
having your slime maid not dissolve you is cool too

>> No.23192348

>>23192333
yes but on a loli and not my daughteru

>> No.23192381

>>23192348
This, slow sex with a monstergirl loli while she stares at the slight bulge moving inside her with an awed look.

>> No.23192389

Would a kiki pick up knitting or crochet to make things for mastah? Would the prepare baby clothes for all the daughters they plan to have?

>> No.23192397

>>23192389
I feel it goes without saying that they would

>> No.23192405

Welp, I made a twitter to dump my commissions on if anyone’s interested
https://twitter.com/TsuraraFag
Not sure how often I’ll get commissions done since I’m not made of money

>> No.23192420
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>>23192344
Slimes are good girls. They would never dissolve the hand that feeds them.

>> No.23192423

>>23192420
is this a game over?

>> No.23192429
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23192429

>>23192420
imagine the gooey!

>> No.23192440

>>23192423
Not exactly but you won't be going outside for a while

>> No.23192445

>>23192423
All your current quests will automatically fail, but you start the "a slimy recovery" quest chain. I hope you like eating slime and wet hugs.

>> No.23192446
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23192446

>>23192429
If you feed a slime enough, how big could they get?

>> No.23192458

>>23192018
Nobody's gonna say it, but she really would make a good a assistant.

>> No.23192465

>>23192423
No, it's a good end

>> No.23192467

>>23192446
The largest I've seen before they divide is ~9 ft tall. Had some slime abs & muscles that had a lot of resistance to it.

>> No.23192468

>>23192137
Wrong. That is never okay.

>> No.23192481

>>23192213
If Kitsune does not have Cat subordinate treated like a daughter then there is something very wrong

>> No.23192485

>>23192481
There's only one Ran, anon.

>> No.23192488
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23192488

>>23192018
Human boy...I mean...uh...have you considered being the assistant yourself?

>> No.23192510
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23192510

>>23192467
9ft tall slime monster sounds like a goddamn kaiju,

>> No.23192515

>>23192458
Invisible girls are not useful. You just keep bumping into her.

>> No.23192520

>>23192488
I would only do it if they allowed for some independent studies, and allowed me to take credit for anything I discovered during that time. If they allow that, I wouldn't really care what they look like, and be happy to work with them.

>> No.23192521
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23192521

I put my slime maid in a latex suit
Practical, sexy, doesn't make a mess, easy to grope, makes her hot and bothered wearing it

>> No.23192530

Big
Fat
Simulcrum Tats!

>> No.23192531

>>23192485
Based on my research, the risk of a categorically bad end is somewhat diminished—although not entirely—when courting the shikigami possessing a fox, relative to just a normal foxgirl.

But pursuing Yakumo Ran comes with it's own share of unique risks.

>> No.23192538

>>23192515
She's only invisible in these threads. Like I said, no one would mention her, but even the profile says she'd make a great assistant.

>> No.23192539

>>23192521
would a humpty make a good maid?

>> No.23192545
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23192545

>>23192531
Just don't bap the cat.

>> No.23192551

>>23192530
Automatittiiiiiiiies
Big juicy jello jugs

>> No.23192555

>>23192545
more like cat braps

>> No.23192560
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23192560

>>23192539
No, they're very hasty and impatient by nature. Shoggoths by contrast may be very lewd but they're calm, collected, and calculating. Humpties are a walking premature birth, there is literally not a more potent metaphor for being impatient.

>> No.23192561
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23192561

>>23192520
Never go to grad school

>> No.23192567

>>23192545
Yeah, that's a pretty bright red line on how to avoid a bad end with Ran. Similarly, don't go after both of them at once.

>> No.23192572
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23192572

Wendi-chan playing with her own tail!

>> No.23192577

>>23192561
Stop kissing the end of cigarettes, little goat Try kissing lips instead!

>> No.23192578

>>23192560
What would a "naked" Shoggoth be like?

>> No.23192587

>>23192572
Caught you! We caught you little wendi! Cant hide it now !

>> No.23192594

>>23192551
Yup, big and bouncy ballistic sacks.

>> No.23192604
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23192604

Remember to keep an ample supply of burg for when your monster girl gets hungry

>> No.23192616

>>23192560
So she wouldn't be a good girl if I asked her to do the dishes?

>> No.23192617

>>23192594
I love big mamano titties! You rub your face in em till her blush circuits ring out!
>>23192604
I wanna feed my Dear Wife all sorts of burgs and other delicious indulgent foods!

>> No.23192628

>>23192560
fuck off you fat faggot just fuck off back to /d/ jesus christ

>> No.23192640

>>23192578
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>> No.23192652

>>23192578
Easy http://imgbox.com/4jcOUHQx unless you meant her legless form specifically and you were asking how it would transition from the "naked" body to the bottom

>> No.23192674

>>23192604
I'm gonna feed her fish sandwiches

>> No.23192688

>>23192628
I don't think you know what any of that means because it's clearly not applicable

>> No.23192691

>>23192688
Shh just let him steam out in the corner
No goo pussy for him

>> No.23192692

>>23192429
wtf she's pregnant with a watermelon.

>> No.23192698

>>23192688
No you fucking faggot you keep posting fat shit. You posted that fucking image last thread too.Fucking fat faggots and cow tit fags ruin every thread.

>> No.23192700
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Tsun Basilisk royal guard

>> No.23192701

>>23192692
You’re still going to take responsibility right?

>> No.23192720

>>23192701
it's a fantasy setting, so i won't take responsibility and no repercussions will happen because i said so!

>> No.23192725
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>>23192698
Thanks, now I know what picture to post in the OP next time.

>> No.23192732 [DELETED] 
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DID SOMEONE SAY THICC?

>> No.23192737
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23192737

>>23192698
Don't discriminate against girls with healthy tentacles
Now look at the post above mine, look what you've done by being a flopping flailing faggot

>> No.23192745 [DELETED] 

>>23192725
>>23192732
>>23192737
Fuck off you actual fat fucking niggers, you disgust me sub human apes.

>> No.23192752
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>> No.23192757

>23192732
Is this a false flag?

>> No.23192758

>>23192745
Good job

>> No.23192761
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23192761

Pink Oni is best Oni. Why? Because pink is a nice color.

>> No.23192763
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23192763

Post some big girls boys, I think I know exactly who is sperging out.

>> No.23192769
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23192769

>>23192757
No you fucking ape

>> No.23192770

>>23192761
I dunno, the blue one in the background looks nice, and the purple one is cute too.

>> No.23192772
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23192772

Oi, stop arguing and get back to work!

>> No.23192776

>>23192761
too big, fuck off back to /d/

>>23192763
also too big, die you fucking degenerate

>> No.23192782

>>23192757
The guy calling completely unrelated things fatshit over the last couple of days is the most blatant false flag I've seen in a long time. It's probably the same faggot who's posting actual fatshit, trying to gaslight people who tell him to fuck off with his degenerate garbage.

>> No.23192784
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23192784

Pursue Selene!

>> No.23192790

>>23192784
>Lilim
into the trash

>> No.23192797
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>>23192790
you're getting thrown into the demon hole first buddy

>> No.23192802
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>>23191786
>>23192405
Should I make a twitter account as well for my rata comms? I have a twitter account that has no followers and no tweets made, that I made but haven't done anything with yet.

>> No.23192803

>>23192784
>Wields a tiny baby sword.
That's gonna be a no from me, sirrah.

>> No.23192804
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23192804

Dragons are decent

>> No.23192807

>>23192803
I don't think greatsword Selene has been drawn much.

>> No.23192808

Don't get my Chantrelle mad anons! If her words don't leave you vulnerable for any passing cheshire, she'll pop you with her hip so hard you fall through a mirror half a mile out of wonderland!

>> No.23192809

>>23192804
Dragons are mere fancy lizards.

>> No.23192812
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>>23192782
likely

>> No.23192832

>>23192797
I would let this demon in.

>> No.23192839

Swapping a siege model automaton into a matron model body!

>> No.23192842
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>>23192832
there's 76 IP's here
if we all join in together I think we could take them on
we gotta play the E1M1 music too

>> No.23192855

>>23192839
And vice versa?

>> No.23192860

>>23192804

Will she grant me a wish if I can bring her more of those dragon balls?

>> No.23192866

>>23192855
Yes.

>> No.23192867
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23192867

>"I can cast a spell on you, and you will get the wife of your dreams."
>"Price? Hmm... Your virginity would be ample payment."
What do you say, anon?

>> No.23192870
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23192870

Tell me anon, at what age would you be scared of your future Amazon daughter being able to beat you up?

>> No.23192876
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23192876

>Knock on the door
>Rata is standing there
>She's holding up pics of you masturbating to [insert disgusting fetish]
>"Now, you have two options" she says
>"You can fuck me here and now and take me as your wife, and I'll destroy these"
>"Or, you close the door in face, and I'll make sure everyone you know, everyone in town, and everyone you will ever meet will these and other very embarrassing things about you that will destroy your life"
>"And I'll tell you what, you know that [insert disgusting fetish] you like?"
>"I'll do it all for you, whenever you like...if you choose to fuck and marry me."
What's your response, anon?

>> No.23192877

>>23192782
It could be a false flag, but there is at least one anon who for months now whines whenever someone mentions cowtits in relation to flat chests and claims tit-enthusiasts are ruining his experience, but doesn't speak up when someone mentions flat chests in relation to cowtits.

(As in, innocuous things like "wouldn't you like a flat maid to IMAGINE with," responded with "I'd want a cowtits maid", or the reverse "you see a big tit succubus approaching, what do you do" responded with "see if her flat friend is single." Stuff like that which is genuinely harmless.)

>> No.23192883

>>23192867

I dunno, anon. I kinda want to give it to a girl that looks monstrous.

>> No.23192891

>>23192867
Which one?

>> No.23192893

>>23192867
If I'm understanding this correctly, she never told us what the spell does.

>> No.23192896

>>23192876
She overplayed her hand a bit. She should be extorting small sexual favors over time instead of something committal like marriage.

>> No.23192904

>>23192866
Good, because I'm not leaving the siege model body undicked.

>> No.23192919
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>>23192867
Only if she turns me into a shota.

>> No.23192925
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>>23192867
Wife of my dreams would just be someone who genuinely loves me

>> No.23192932

>>23192870
Scared? I'd be proud!
>>23192876
I really see anyone new anymore, so it doesn't matter much. But she will have someone new to meet, their name is "Door in your face."

>> No.23192966
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>>23192925
This + taller then me.. which isn't hard I am a manlet..

>> No.23192967

>>23192876
Slapa the rata.

>> No.23192972

>>23192932
>Rata is insulted and extremely horny
>A dangerous combo
>She goes on a major offensive
>Starts to ruin anon's life using every method possible
>Things come to pass
>Anon loses his job and/or gets kicked out of his home
>He's shunned by everyone
>With nothing but the shirt on his back on a cold, rainy day and not a dime in his pocket
>Anon is approached by her again, "well anon, I didn't want to do it, but it had to be done"
>"Come live with me, be my husband, plant your see in me, or live on the streets"

>> No.23192981
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>>23192932
Okay, fine, at what age would your future Amazon daughter most likely be able to beat you up or win at arm wrestling.

>> No.23192984

>>23192967
>Rata slaps you back, hard enough to knock you on your ass

>> No.23192985

>>23192972
If society won't accept me, the sands will. Let the grave-robbing and sand-worming begin!

>> No.23192993

>>23192876
>I'll do it all for you
I sincerely doubt she's going to gain height and musculature fitting my tastes, so she could even be doing me the favor telling every ripped MG in town about me.

>> No.23192995

>>23192981
I'd make sure that they could at least leave me with a broken ribcage by age 9.

>> No.23193000

dogs use to scare the hell out of me when i was a kid because of Cujo, imagine what dog monsters would do if they were just as vicious. i'd be scared of crazy dog girls!

>> No.23193003

>>23192985
There's no way to escape a monster girl's love. You will become that rata's husband, even if she has to share you with a sandworm or mummy.

>>23192993
Monster girls' bodies change to appeal to the men they love. You're gonna have a tall, buff rata knocking on your door, or rather, knocking a hole through your door

>> No.23193013

>>23192804
I really enjoy Dragons but don't have the stones to write about them.

>> No.23193017

>>23193000
When I was little, I was terrified of dogs because of a big friendly (but overeager) dog up the street from where I lived.
Now my waifu is a Hellhound. Go figure.

>> No.23193032

>>23192984
Slap her with my dick.

>> No.23193037

>>23193017
hellhound meets someone who has a phobia of dogs from childhood trauma

>> No.23193041

>>23193003
It would take a lot of convincing to make me accept the malice squirrel. And even if she does become a second wife, she's going to have to endure years of anger sex before I even consider her a worthy wife.

>> No.23193042

>>23193000
I really dislike all large dogs, but my waifu is a hellhound

>> No.23193043
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23193043

Sure is a lot of anti-Rata propaganda here. Must be the work of Inari News.

>> No.23193044

>>23193003
>Monster girls' bodies change to appeal to the men they love.
I thought the changes start when the monster is already in a relationship, but whatever. In that case I ask her why the hell she's bothering with blackmail if she could just ask me out normally, I wouldn't refuse if she did just that.

>> No.23193046
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>>23192876
>I pick up the rata and think to myself
>"Wow, all it took was to jerk off to rata paws with the blinds and window open, and I got a rata wife?"
>"Vicious" lovemaking and mofu huffing ensues.

>> No.23193054

>>23193037
>"S-someone help me!"
>"What's wrong? Hey, listen, I'm trying to help! Where's the dang-"
>"Ah!"
>guy runs off screaming

>> No.23193058

>>23193032
>She takes that as an invitation to suck it

>>23193041
Once you feel her fluffy tail, all the anger will go away, and it'll be replaced with a comfy bliss.

>> No.23193060

>>23193054
Running was a bad choice

>> No.23193063

>>23193043
I'm just tired of squirrels stealing birdseed. I know they need to eat, but it's not called squirrelseed.

>> No.23193068
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>>23193043
I want to fill this rata with my love!

>> No.23193075

>>23192700
>'Halt intruder!'
>You freeze, sweat running down your face.
>'Turn around slowly!'
>You turn around.
>She's facing the wrong direction, sword pointed towards a wall.
>'I've caught you red-handed trespasser!'
>Slowly continue creeping away.
>'Ha! Nothing to say for yourself criminal scum?!'
>You make your way around the corner.
>'Have at you!'
>Hear the sound of a Basilisk slamming face first into a wall.

>> No.23193076 [DELETED] 

Not sure if this has been shared yet, but I stumbled across these rata lewds yesterday. Three in total:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35418150/

>> No.23193078

>>23193058
My anger is like a fire, and only the wet cunny of the squirrel will quench it. Tail would make for a nice headrest post-sex.

>> No.23193080
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>>23192761
I'll take the grape flavor.

>> No.23193081
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>>23193076
>FA link
I aint clickin that shit nigga

>> No.23193083

>>23193081
It's a POV pic of a ratatoskr riding you cowgirl style

>> No.23193086

>>23193083
it wants me to make an account
I aint making an FA account

>> No.23193091 [DELETED] 

>>23193076
>FA link
Nigger.
>It's by a known monsterboy faggot
Double Nigger.
>It's his shitty rata OC
Triple Nigger.
Begone faggot furry, you have shown your hand and have been found a nigger.

>> No.23193095

>>23193091
What makes his OC any worse than a random rata

>> No.23193096

>>23193076
thats hot

>> No.23193097

>>23193076
What a lewd face, how shameful.

>> No.23193102

>>23192867
The only way I can see this deal working out perfectly is if she's actually a mischievous Dark Mage loli who's just learned a new illusion spell, and is playing around with it by disguising herself as an adult.

>> No.23193109

>>23193091
Other than the top she's wearing, she looks identical to the profile rata

>> No.23193113
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>>23193095
just the fact that it's a rata in general. I don't want to get mixed up with that edgy faggot.

>> No.23193120
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>>23193091
What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.23193126

>>23193120
cringe over it probably

>> No.23193131

>>23193113
I mean it's not like you're the only ratafag here

>> No.23193136

>>23193131
Yeah I know, but if one is a edgy faggot who likes monsterboys and has a monsterboy self insert, someday that'll be all ratafags, I want to distance myself from that shit.

>> No.23193160

>>23193136
I wasn't aware of a waifufag singularity phenomena.

>> No.23193180

>>23193160
Who do you think of when I say Kobold?

>> No.23193184

>>23193180
That's a poor example.

>> No.23193192

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't be too mad at the plague demons, they didn't do anything wrong!

>> No.23193196

>>23193180
profile kobold myself since none of that faggotry is valid

>> No.23193197

>>23193160
Well just by having a waifu of a certain specie, as the same as a notable controversial individual, they all get labeled with the same labels. I can see why he doesn't want that to happen.

>> No.23193207

>>23193192
They have a catchy intro song too. Stupid sexy Plague Demons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqNggIve40E

>> No.23193213

>>23193192
Papa Nurgle is just showing us his love.

>> No.23193248

>>23193213
Don't reject Beast-chan or she'll come back as an extremely mean and aggressive fly girl

>> No.23193265
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the water is cold at night, so curl up with your fish and hold her tight!

>> No.23193282

>>23193180
Tachimi

>> No.23193287

>>23193180
Big woofs

>> No.23193315
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23193315

What's this about edgy OCs being the same species as my wife?

>> No.23193316

If men prays to Poseidon for safe passage and a kraken prays for a ship full of men to sail her way who does she answer?

>> No.23193321

>>23193265
but she's classified by the RPST organization as a Rape species!

>> No.23193322
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>> No.23193324

>>23193321
yeah it's how we met and married at the same time!

>> No.23193332
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>>23193265
Will she let me do this?

>> No.23193339

>>23193332
this is the fate of all girls with tails

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>>23193265
As much as I love a lot of aquatic species, the only way I'd be with any of them is if they lived at their own hot spring.
I just like heat too much.

>> No.23193352

>>23193342
what about tropical island fish?

>> No.23193369

>>23193315
I bet her butthole tastes nutty

>> No.23193375

>>23193324
you just let her rape you? what kind of sick fuck likes getting raped all the time?

>> No.23193379
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>>23193265

>> No.23193381

>>23193332
How many generals are you in?

>> No.23193384

>>23193342
Living underwater is a strange proposition. I could deal with something amphibious like a bunyip though.

>> No.23193385

>>23193381
? Someone posted that picture in this thread, so I stole it and reused it.

>> No.23193399
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>>23193375
Y-yeah, what kind of s-sicko would let a big, /fit/, monster trap him under her and force him to creampie her balls deep, c-certainly not me, and pic certainly not related in anyway

>> No.23193407
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>>23193375
Who wouldn't let their waifu elope with them via rape?

>> No.23193411

>>23193332
Cat Ass

>> No.23193418

>>23193375
I would, though unfortunately it isn't really rape since I want it, so I just have to settle for forceful sex instead.

>> No.23193441

>>23193375
I can't help it I just love fat tailed fish raping me

>> No.23193449

>>23193375
>Oh no, some gorgeous girl is going to force herself on me
>Whatever shall I do
It is my fucking dream to get raped by a monster girl. I want my face and dick to reek of her pussy and spit.

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>>23193399
That's right, anon. Don't let them use their soft, m-meaty bodies to pin you to a wall and do as they please...

>> No.23193528

is there internet in MGE?
would dating sites be the most visited sites on the internet?
would single men streaming themselves attract way more viewers than your average monster streamers?
would bicorns add a married husband to her friends list on social media?
would child porn be legal because of the sabbath?

>> No.23193539
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>>23190445
It cannot be helped

>> No.23193544

>>23193528
They got some sort of magical networking (as seen with momonika)

>> No.23193549

>>23190455
>>23190461
You mean like the pressure of the deep sea keeps them smol and then when they get closer to the surface they expand?

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>> No.23193563

>>23193322
>How comfy?
>Old beat up couch that your friend has had for a decade and a mini fridge full of snacks comfy?
>Or is it just another gamer den?

>> No.23193565

>>23193539
At least when Zton lost his brain he had the decency to not God back and ruin this

>> No.23193567

>>23193556
Why isn't this fox wearing any pants?

>> No.23193569

>>23193528
>is there internet in MGE?

>"Horny MILFs in your area want to fuck."
>"Horny MILFs are down the street."
>"Horny MILFs are at your front door."
>"Horny MILFs are right behind you."

>> No.23193572

>>23193567
Foxes don't wear pants, silly.

>> No.23193574

>>23193549
Yeah, or when they enter through your airlock or something. They might be accidentally intimidating.

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>>23193567
>>23193572

>> No.23193608

Me in the distant past:
>Sex isn't wholesome.
Me now:
>Orgies can be wholesome.

>> No.23193616
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Hug bugs.
Fug bugs.

>> No.23193653

>>23193379
I miss that artist

>> No.23193669
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23193669

How would a Nacha react to the idea of being pregnant?

>> No.23193716

>>23193669
When she hasn't been dicked in awhile:
>"I can't believe you got me pregnant, you piece of shit"
>"I seriously don't wanna give birth to your retarded, deformed, goblin child"
>"I fucking hope it dies in the womb."
>"Having your baby is a fucking nightmare."

After a good dicking:
>"Ohh hubby, we're going have a baby together <3"
>"She's gonna be so beautiful!"
>"I hope she gets your dreamy eyes <3 <3"
>"We're going to be such a happy family together!"
>"I can't wait!!!!"

>> No.23193741

>>23193716
What about after she gives birth? Does she still grumble about it while conceding that your daughter is cute despite it being yours, or does she take all the credit for making a cute daughter and constantly tell her that it's a shame she has such a garbage person for a father?

>> No.23193742

>>23193669
>EW, a a gross inferior baby inside ME? HA you're better off bum-fucking a dog than taking your chances to land an offspring inside something sooooo amazing! Honestly! I would rip you apart and feed what's left of you to my man-eating spider pets for even considering such a shameful act on such a superior one. Please suffer than die very painfully alone, no one will miss you! HAHAHAHA
atlach nachas are horrible and should be squished in favor of good monsters taking over only because fuck tsunderes, they're autism-levels of mean.

>> No.23193744
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>Ah hello young one, do you seek knowledge?

>> No.23193751

>>23193742
What can I say, some people really like hatefucking.

>> No.23193752

>>23193744
I seek arcane lore!

>> No.23193754

>>23193744
Yes, specifically "What's your bra size?"

>> No.23193757

>>23193741
Nah, she'll appreciate her daughter and teach her to say mean things to her dad. Then daughteru gets the same treatment as mommy, thorough dickings

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>>23193757
I'm okay with this as long as she grows up to have the same body as her mother.

>> No.23193778

>>23193616

I never found any bugs appealing until I found that artist.

talented guy

>> No.23193785

>>23193569
>MILFs
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.23193791

>>23193616
Bug girls are nice, but not with large breasts.

>> No.23193795

>>23193744
Let me honk your boobs, granny!

>> No.23193809

>>23193744
Is there a function f(n) over the natural numbers that returns the nth prime?

>> No.23193813
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>>23193778
Regura bugs are the right combination of fear boner and regular boner.

>> No.23193814
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Fox in a box!

>> No.23193817

How do the different Sabbaths' Familiars differ?

>> No.23193820
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>>23193809
17!

>> No.23193825
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Taking ancient evils on dates!

>> No.23193840

>>23193820
No, Wurm-chan, as far as we can tell, the factorial isn't a prime function. Thank you for trying, though!

>> No.23193878

>>23193825
Taking swarms of low-level monsters on group dates, while holding hands with their low-self-esteem early-area boss!

>> No.23193882

>>23193814

I'm gonna prey on that Kitsune

>> No.23193885

>>23193878
Like the Cheese Bandits of Maus Hills? And their Giant Rat leader?

>> No.23193890
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>>23193452
Of course I wouldn't let her straddle me and milk me for all I'm worth and keeping my mouth shut by either kissing me or shoving one of her nipples in my mouth

>> No.23193892

>>23193885
I 'member such silly places.

>> No.23193898

>>23193885
Yeah!
Or a bunch of spooky Skeletons and Ghosts and an apprentice necromancer Witch who leads them to attack nearby towns!

>> No.23193903

>>23193890
What a scary rabbit.

>> No.23193909

>>23193885
Okay, but the Giant Rat still gets to make all of the rules!

>> No.23193920

>>23193885
>everyone wants a level 2 mouse girl
>no one wants to go south and beat up the level 2 and 3 wolf girls
Oh well more for me.

>> No.23193922
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23193922

Fairies need loving
https://nhentai.net/g/292512/

>> No.23193928

>>23193920
I just do the sidequests to collect the elementals.

>> No.23193938
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>>23193882
>he thinks he can prey on Akagi
I hope that you are prepared to spend the rest of your life being locked in her room and chained to her bed.

>> No.23193944

>>23193920
>beat a bunch of low-level wolf girls
>make them recognize you as their alpha
>take them along on your journey, helping them level up and "evolve" into dire-wolf girls
>settle down and hire yourself out to towns needing help dealing with small stuff like bandits and animal problems to help pay for the litters of daughters on the way

>> No.23193947

>>23193938

You underestimate how much I love kitsunes, anon

>> No.23193949

Wolves and Rats as early as Level 2?
I was fighting nothing but corrupt human bandits until Level 3, and at that point, I already had a pair of Centaurs, a Living Armor, an Elf, and a Witch on my team.

>> No.23193962
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>>23193947
You may love them but can you handle this yandere? Also she's a boat

>> No.23193978
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>>23193890

>> No.23193984

>>23193890
I bet she likes handholding and is very lovey-dovey and gentle

>> No.23193988

>>23193962

boatfox or not, I still want her

>> No.23193995

I just want an eager Alice and a playfully dominant Familiar. Maybe, if the Alice gets awakened, we summon a few Imps.

>> No.23193998
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>>23193988
Well then good luck and rip your pelvis

>> No.23194008

>>23193316
both obviously. A kraken will gurantee a safe passage.

>> No.23194018

>>23193316
What kind of prayer to Eros would get a man a harem of Apsara, Houri, and Cupids?

>> No.23194050

>tfw you will never remodel a heavy loader automaton into a matron unit
>tfw you will never send her mating protocols into overdrive
>tfw you will never spend the next several hours bloating her with genetic data for daughter manufacturing
>tfw she will never try to get off of you after thoroughly powderizing your pelvis, only to find she can't because her hip servos are shot

>> No.23194089

>>23194050
>tfw you will never rewrite the runes on a guardian golem into a servant golem
>tfw you will never reach a point where she can read your desires preemptively from that mana bond
>tfw you will never fill her womb-urn with life-giving seed
>tfw you will never be leg-locked by a thoroughly-devoted living statue

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>>23193998

It's ok, anon. I would let that aircraft carrier destroy me if it meant I could have a shot at having some cute kits

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>>23193813

Where did that image come from? If its part of a doujin, I havent seen that one before

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>>23194050
Gremmy can help you with that.

>> No.23194186

>>23194149
It's from the one where the dude tries to hang himself

>> No.23194234

>>23193716
I like to image her hormones probably mean she's locked into the post dicking phase.

>> No.23194324

>>23194186

noice.

Never knew that one existed until now

>> No.23194338

>>23194154
>gremmy repairing automaton's hips
"Man, he really filled up your tanks. I wish I had a stud to pump this much baby-batter into me."
>automaton clamps her hand onto gremmy's hips
>"Master, I have secured another baby factory for you."
>"Eh?"
>gremmy feels something hard prodding her butt
>"Eeeeh?!"

>> No.23194354

>>23192802
I'd say do it. It's nice to have a place for comma.

>> No.23194358

>>23194354
I mean comms, fucking auto correct

>> No.23194392

>>23194354
Maybe I'll do so after I get some sleep. Getting a little late.

>> No.23194405
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23194405

Try to remember some of the basics of CQC

>> No.23194424

>>23194354
>>23194392
>>23192802
Fuck it, did it now, I'll forget otherwise.
https://twitter.com/RataFag

>> No.23194585
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23194585

The key to a man's happiness lies between a holstaur's breasts

>> No.23194656

>>23194585

Why would she keep it there? She has some big pockets that she could keep the key safely in

>> No.23194805
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Edgy chunni slime that says she's eating you to scare you but really just wants to melt your clothes off to get to your body but she enjoys how you react with fear

>> No.23194828

>>23194805
Yeah, that's hot and cute at the same time.

Also slimey sex is just...amazing...all that goo wrapping around and squeezing and massaging...

>> No.23194851

>>23193920
I'd have trouble saying no if a low girl proposed to me during my journey.
Or a high level girl.

>> No.23195032
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Dude spats

>> No.23195035

>>23195032
Catling Gun!

>> No.23195049
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>>23195035
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
DAKKADAKKADAKKA

>> No.23195148
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Today we will be doing some P.E.!

>> No.23195245
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23195245

Young and upcoming idol

>> No.23195285

>>23195245
Little shrimp not so little anymore

>> No.23195310

If there's one thing I noticed while reading the official books and fan fiction, is that monster girls love religious men. Why is that?

>> No.23195335
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Why foxes are so sly and how to fix it?

>> No.23195364

>>23195310
Wha...well in the official works, most humans are devout members of the Order, so monsters are more likely to end up targeting those of faith because that's just where the men are.

Other than that...monsters just have a corruption fetish in general.

>> No.23195394
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23195394

Monsters with wide breeding hips!

>> No.23195428
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>>23195394
This is important

>> No.23195480

>>23195428
How important compared to other qualities?

>> No.23195505

>>23195480
Not as important as personality.

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>>23195480
not as important as big demon demons and also >>23195505

>> No.23195543

>>23195532
Hips for safe delivery>gross oversized cow udders

>> No.23195569
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23195569

>>23195543
Winning smile>Sensible proportions>Wasted fat sacks

>> No.23195577
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>> No.23195582

>>23195519
Just Wonderland things

>> No.23195594
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23195594

>>23195394
>>23195428
>>23195480
>>23195505
>>23195532
>>23195543
>>23195569
Wurm>not wurm

>> No.23195621
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>>23195594
Wurm hips!

>> No.23195642
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>>23195621
Wurm momsters!

>> No.23195647
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>>23195621
dumb dragons

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>> No.23195699

>>23195647
wurms aren't dragons
fite me

>> No.23195710

>>23195699
>A type of Dragon that has the upper body of a woman, and a long, snake-like lower body. Because of the powerful, magnificent way they advance by crawling on the ground, they are also called “earth dragons.” Even though they are a lesser race of “Dragon”, in terms of raw power they’re no better or worse than dragons.
checkmate

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23195720

>>23195647
But cute ones

>> No.23195763
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>>23195720
and the strongest and the bestest!

>> No.23195766

>>23195710
>lesser race of dragons

>> No.23195784

>>23195582
yeah such as grown women sexualizing little boys

>> No.23195788
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23195788

Lamias with a butt look weird

>> No.23195792

>>23195788
Yeah, it's a bizarre case of attempting to eat your cake and have it too

>> No.23195863

>>23195763
she looks fat,or early pregnancy

>> No.23195913
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23195913

>>23195788
Depends on the execution. Having a fully formed butt that's thicker than the snake tail immediately afterwards is inexcusable.
What you posted at least avoids the worst case scenario.

>>23195863
At this point I'd imagine even Skeletons are too meaty for you

>> No.23195925

>>23195913
in my defense her tummy is sticking out subtly and looks meaty overall

>> No.23195985
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Undead Hours

>> No.23196003

>>23195985
Can't talk, reading Grimjack

>> No.23196005
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23196005

Horn hours

>> No.23196006

>>23195788
Lamia without stomach scales and with a tail that tapers before it hits the ground also look stupid

>> No.23196039

>>23196005
I can see why the demons would want to corrupt her.

>> No.23196040

>>23195985
Through the power of Hel, any race can become undead. My personal preference is for Jiangshi.

Reanimation is relatively simple and isn't limited to select individuals. They also boast the best preservation of the body after death, rigor mortis notwithstanding.

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23196042

What kind of magic do echidnas specialize on?

>> No.23196043

>>23196005
Space goats are cute!

>> No.23196052

>>23196042
gacha magic

>> No.23196074

>>23196042
All manner. We often overlook how many of the most powerful races are stated to be high-level magic users. Pharaohs for examples.

In short, just like you can't neglect physical defense when going after a Baphomet, you also can't neglect magic defense even when dealing with a dragon.

>> No.23196076

>>23195985
I can see a Wight disguising herself as a human noblewoman in order to corrupt the country's high society from within

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>>23196052
I dont understand,how do you apply that to dungeon making?

>> No.23196098

>>23196093
Anon it's her womb

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bimbo vampires

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>>23196093
She may have gone too far in some places

>> No.23196110

>>23196098
Yeah but she has to design a dungeon first to lure adventurers! or just kidnap someone after becoming the 'hopeless boss battle' type of enemy herself

>> No.23196115

>>23196093
Each room and mamono guarding it are randomised.

>> No.23196120

>>23196106
What the holy hell is this
>>23196115
>Dragon is the first room,its full of DoT traps

>> No.23196121

>>23196101
Tell me more.

>> No.23196129

>>23196101
something about her anatomy looks off,i think its her neck or arms?

>> No.23196131

>>23196120
A dark, mysterious MEGA DUNGEON!

Dare you enter this magical realm?

>> No.23196140

>>23196131
If i am supposed to spend weeks or months here yes and if the reward is good enough

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>>23196120
>Dragon is the first room,its full of DoT traps
Such is RNG, but at least the dragon is married now and doesn't cry herself to sleep anymore.

>> No.23196143

Something that would be fun to see is a holst offering to sell a lot of milk to pay back the money her greedy Rata friend owes me because she is a good friend.

>> No.23196155

>>23196140
As the first adventurer to clear her dungeon, your name will forever be immortalized on the marriage certificate

>> No.23196165

>>23196120
>What the holy hell is this
That's what you're going to have to find out if you want some tail, son. Have you ever heard of spinners? That dungeon probably has them in spades.

>> No.23196170

>>23196155
Sounds like a pretty good deal in that case,sign e up

>> No.23196199

>>23196042
>>23196093
>>23196098
Yeah it's stated that she gives birth to random species which is why she is called the mother of monsters, or something like that. When you procreate with her you don't know what your daughters are going to be. If you want a family consisting of a certain monster girl type, she isn't the one.

>> No.23196213

>>23196199
>she has twins
>its both a fire type monster and ice monster
how does that work. . .and dont say magic

>> No.23196221

>>23196213
She sang as her a lullaby a song of ice and fire

>> No.23196263

>>23196213
Fraternal twins.

>> No.23196269

>>23196199
So if you're a shota who gets to choose different echidna moms to be your new mom you don't know what sort of family you'll get because your sisters will be completely random.

>> No.23196288

>>23196269
It doesnt matter what shape they take,they are still family!

>> No.23196322

>>23196140
There are probably other monstergirls who come and live in that dungeon too. Adventurers who are defeated by them also live there as their husbands.

>> No.23196358

>>23196322
It's obvious that the monster girl is the prize for winning a fight, but what about when she has a husband that she had claimed earlier? Do I need to kill him during the fight to claim her?

>> No.23196367

>>23196288
But I don't like the idea of being bullied by my sisters. I'd rather have a group of sisters that don't bully me.

>> No.23196368

>>23196358
You marry their daughter.

>> No.23196370

>>23196358
They probably move elsewhere and another monster fills her spot in the dungeon anon

>> No.23196476

>>23196368
>>23196370
Makes sense. They no longer have any reason to stick around and their daughter gets to later replace them there. There might be many replacement daughters throughout the dungeon fathered by the same man if he made a lot of progress until he was finally defeated. Silliest case scenario is it isn't until halfway through or later into the dungeon you learn the dozens or more monster girls you've made submit are your half sisters fathered by your dad who left your mom before you were born.

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>> No.23196523

i want to marry an ocelomeh's butthole

>> No.23196526

>>23196496
>straight horns
>single curved horn
>twin down horns
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

>> No.23196540

>>23196526
Why can't Succ's have different types of horns?

>> No.23196550

>>23192772
Are tagged cow girls supposed to be treated as livestock or something? As in, not payed for their work or anything?

>> No.23196556

>>23196540
it just bothers me for some reason,the should have some consistent traits

>> No.23196559

>>23196496
Be warned. Not all succubi are like this. Take precautions and make sure to find one that will actually care for your well-being and not sex and seduce you into an overly pampered cumpump.

>> No.23196570

>>23196559
>seduce you into an overly pampered cumpump
At this point I'd be okay with that.

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>>23196570
Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.23196661

>>23196556
They do, they all have horns and are horny

>> No.23196673

>>23196556
It’s probably like hairstyles and they can use molds and magic to help shape them.

>> No.23196678

>>23196526
>>single curved horn
Her other horn is just covered by the knight's speech bubble.

>> No.23196688

>>23196550
I think that tags on holstaurs would be like an ID card of sorts. With so many different variations of milk quality, DE concentration, etc. you have to make sure that a holst's product is labeled and priced correctly. Besides, the only payment they want is the time they spend with the farmhands.

>> No.23196697

>>23196559
Isn't the whole point of demon girls that they are sex fiends that are only good for sex? That's why it sounds fun to trick them into accepting a retyped contract which now states they are to be your bride who engages in family things with you that doesn't involve taking your soul.

>> No.23196726

>>23196697
Succubi and demons are different. Powerful succubi are quite capable of all manner of trickery, and they won't necessarily be bound to a contract in the same manner as demons.

>> No.23196740

Do automatons have killphrases? Since they are made with ancient tech, wouldn't fail safes stay intact when they get monsterized?

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Buying things to install in your Automaton would be weird.

>> No.23196772

>>23196595
It's a far better fate than I deserve.

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>>23196740
The ones that were literal killing machines before the current DL takes over would have one I think

>> No.23196792

>>23196740
>>23196774
>"I am not a machi—"
Sticks and stones

>> No.23196827

>>23196760
The add-ons that matter are the ones that let her have kids of her own and be a good mommy to them.

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>>23196792
Don't tell me she is going to wear those sunglasses during a night operation!

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>>23196827

>> No.23196911

>>23196865
Yeti-San is so cool she wears sunglasses indoors!

>> No.23196930

>>23196865
>>23196911
I'd love to be good and completely platonic friends with a yeti.

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23196959

Hardcore Runya porn, when?

>> No.23196962

>>23196496
I feel like unlimited succubus passes are a ploy to trick men into wanting something they could get for free anyways.

>> No.23196964

>>23196874
When choosing one of those mods it's important to consider how fertile you want her to be. Don't buy the super duper prototype fertility mod unless you're prepared for nonuplets.

>> No.23196985

For those looking to get into a relationship with a Succubus, may I suggest a Lesser Succubus?

Not everyone is fortunate enough to be targeted romantically by a succubus, and trying a direct approach on a full-fledged one has some risks if they stray on the predatory side. This is most common in natural-born succubi, and increases with the purity of their lineage.

Lesser Succubi are always heavily predatory, but much less crafty. Better yet, they will become genuinely and honestly loving after you imprint on them.

>> No.23196995

>>23196726
>Succubi and demons are different.
Explain please. Succubi are a type of demon. Even if having her sign the contract weren't quite enough, branding a exact copy of the contract on her back might count for something more.

>> No.23197017
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>>23196959
Never because she's the Cutephomet.

Take one of the other whorish Bapho sub cults instead.

>> No.23197020

>>23196930
>you're such a good friend anon
>I would hope none of those Tsurara or Yuki sluts try to rape you, you're so defenseless
>if one of them looks at you the wrong way at the bar you let me know, I'm starting a fight

>> No.23197029

>>23197020
This, but more Canadian.

>> No.23197045

>>23197017
>she's the Cutephomet.
Which is exactly why she needs to be slutted out to the max

>> No.23197049

>>23196995
Of course, Succubi can be coerced to follow the rules, but they are by no means sticklers. They will gladly enter into verbal agreements, even when one party can make little more than pleasured moans.

Take precautions. Iron out the details of the contract beforehand and make several hard copies. And don't forget, succubi may and most likely will attempt to revise the contract mid-coitus. They will again accept verbal agreements for this, so be sure to remain on guard.

>> No.23197055

>>23196985
Lesser Succubi were recently humans which makes them more interesting to trick with retyped contracts. If the women are family members you can have the contracts say something like that you'll love each other for the rest of your lives as family.

>> No.23197072

>>23196995
You mean the "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further" kind of thing? Anyway, I think the making hard copies part is pretty well taken care of when an exact copy is branded on her back.

>> No.23197076

>>23196959
Soon I hope. I want to see her ruthlessly fucked from behind, her cheek pushed against the floor with her eyes rolling back as all her smart thoughts are blocked out by her lust for cock.

>> No.23197077

>>23197072
Meant to reply to >>23197049

>> No.23197081

>>23197076
Mindbroken Runya is best Runya!

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>>23197045
Niet.

>> No.23197110

>>23197055
You seem to misunderstand the differences between the contracts made with succubi versus other demons.

Demon contracts are mostly straightforward, characterizing the kind, timeframe, and extent of the services rendered by each party onto the other. They must be formalized and signed as a requirement.

Succubi are already prepared to offer as much pleasure as possible, and will seek the maximum payment as allowed by the law. The purpose of a succubus contract is to place a limit on this. They can be written or verbal, and are considered in effect the moment sexual acts commence, regardless of if anything has been signed...or even read.

Lesser Succubi have little knowledge of contracts, but are also ignorant of the extent of their new powers. As such, they cannot take from you the maximum payment. Consequently, not only can they be approached without concern for contracts, but they can be fully interacted with at list risk to yourself. They are loyal, and trustworthy, and will remain so even after they get a handle on their powers.

>> No.23197112

>>23197081
Going to try doing a quick and lazy edit of the Bapho card in koikatsu to see if I can get close. Can't promise much but this talk has made me want porn of her.

>> No.23197117

>>23197090
>"Everyone, I've come to make an announcement: Druella the lillim is a bitch ass motherfucker! She shlicked on my fucking onee-chan!"

>> No.23197124

>>23197090
Bapho-chan will always be my #1

>> No.23197129

>>23197117
>onee-chan

>> No.23197133

>>23197124
I like Roppurotto and her pet loli Sabbath.

>> No.23197139

>>23197117
>"That's right! She uncovered her lilim fucking hairy cunt and squirted on my fucking onii-chan, and she said it was "this tight~" and I'm like that's disgusting!"

>> No.23197148

>>23196959
wait till i'm finished with gremlin porn. but in the mean time, hope that some one else is currently drawing that stuff

>> No.23197164

>>23197029
>So you're suggesting we use Alps to lure out the degens, and then we beat them up?
>That's a bit homophobics
>Tip of the iceberg, bud

>> No.23197165

>>23197148
>gremlin porn
There better be cyber-tentacles and all manner of other toys.

>> No.23197169

>>23197165
there is

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>>23197090
>You will never aggravate Bapho-chan to the point she angrily tells you she is "The Cute" while grabbing your collar

It would be like MGE funniest home videos chicantery.

>> No.23197211

>>23197187
I like to imagine the punishment for failing to recognize "the cutest baphomet" is becoming the new practice dummy for a class of witches practicing charm magic.

And naturally, Bapho-chan herself will be giving a demonstration. Not terribly fair to her pupils, mind you.

>> No.23197212

>>23196959
wasn't someone gonna draw runya thighjob? where's that?

>> No.23197233

>>23197187
>>You will never aggravate Bapho-chan to the point she angrily tells you she is "The Cute" while grabbing your collar

>When she speaks "I AM the cute!" with anger, it's in a deep, demonic voice

>> No.23197238

>>23196959
If you can't wait, the sheep girl from FoBS is basically the same thing.

>> No.23197284

What would it feel like sleeping on different monsters?
>Slimes feel like a waterbed. Depends on the slime, but you may get some added sucking and rubbing to your experience.
>Orges, onis, and other large monster girls provide a lot of resistance, but their breasts make for a nice place to rest your head.
>Sleeping on a youko is a bad idea. Don't do it.

>> No.23197302

>>23197284
I don't sleep on monster girls. I sleep inside my waifu's mouth, but we take turns as the big and little spoon

>> No.23197314

>>23197284
Sleeping on a Manticore isn't that bad, nestled in her mane and between her breasts, with her arms locked around you.

Once she falls asleep, her tail will probably ease up so you can get some rest as well.

>> No.23197328

>>23197284
I would sleep with my loli Night Gaunt wife wrapped up in my wings and tentacles holding her close against me.

>> No.23197367

>>23197328
Really makes me think about how it with other Chaos girls.

>Atlach-Nacha binds you in silk before going to sleep
>"It's not like I like you or anything... I just don't want you getting your loser cooties all over the place! So...so just stay put, okay...?"

>> No.23197426

>>23196165
What if you clear the dungeon and wanted actual treasure?

>> No.23197429

>>23197164
wtf i didn't know canadians were so based

>> No.23197471

>>23197284
moist but warm tummy so you get the function of having the fan and heat on

>> No.23197529
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Honeeeyyy
Please let me back in, I promise I won't force feed you anymore... There's just so much milk that wants to be drained, and no one else does it just like you! Pleeeeease...
>[sad mooing]

>> No.23197530

>>23197164
If liking Alps is a crime then lock me up.

>> No.23197534

>>23197529
Dammit mom! I’m trying to have a date with my childhood friend here!

>> No.23197536

>>23197133
Ropu and her sabbath are pretty great but I like my girls to be not so "mere female," personally.
Which is a bit od a damn shame because I love everything else about their group.

Shirokuto is more my speed which is funny because when the Sabbath groups were first revealed I'm pretty sure I hated her. I just can't win against the smug I guess.

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>>23197284
>>Sleeping on a youko is a bad idea. Don't do it.
Nonsense.

>> No.23197543

>>23197117
>She shlicked on my fucking onee-chan!
>onee-chan
Can Baphos be sued for slander?

>> No.23197553

>>23197529
>forceful breastfeeding
That's my fetish

>> No.23197555

>>23197534
Good, then she can join in

>> No.23197557

>>23197284
>Sleeping on a youko is a bad idea. Don't do it.
You can't stop me

>> No.23197558

>>23197534
>childhood friend
What if your childhood friend was just your momster in disguise all along?

>> No.23197561

>>23197529
>I promise I won't force feed you anymore...
She better break that promise.

>> No.23197562

>>23197558
What if your momster friend was just your childhood friend in disguise all along?

>> No.23197587

>>23197562
>>23197558
I feel like a shoggoth could pull both of these off at the same time

>> No.23197601
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>>23197540
Ran is clearly an Inari.

>> No.23197638

>>23197587
I want her in the childhood friend persona while with mom looks and vice versa.

>> No.23197639

>>23197601
She's a shikigami

>> No.23197651
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>>23197112
Still a major work in progress but far enough to do a quick lewd of at least. Have a t-posing runya while I think of ideas.

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