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Can't catch the virus in here, no sir.

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>> No.23237345
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>>23237335
Silly girl

>> No.23237347

>>23237335
Shoebills are scary!

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>> No.23237398

>>23237370
>Just lie back and relax, let 'Slime nee-san' take care of everything...

>> No.23237418
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I think about carrying and hugging my waifu everyday! Do you?

>> No.23237428

>>23237418
Yes of course!!!
>Go to pick up Hatter wife
>Even with her lighter mushroomy body, her thickness makes her quite a handful
>Lose balance and fall backwards, her plump pussy and meaty mushroom thighs crushing my face beneath her
>She just calmly sips a cup of tea while resting in that position
>"You'll get it next time, dear, I'm sure!"

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>>23237428
Smol monsters are good for easy transportation, it's true.

That's why I always carry around a Mouse Thief, just in case I need some thieving to be done. They're small and you can pay them in cheese wedges.

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>your waifu has the gesugao look and starts speaking in her native language
>translation: you're getting daughterus after tonight
[spoilers] not an actual translation of pic related, of course[/spoiler]

>> No.23237462
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23237462

Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.23237470

>>23237446
I'm much more likely to carry my Dear Wife's things than her herself! But I always am ready to provide myself as a seat when she feels like relaxing from a long journey!
That's smart though! They must be easy to manage. And I do mean they... there's three of them now! Now four! You've got a regular guild going!

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>>23237462
They're short, sassy and smart. Things are never boring when a Gremlin's involved.

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>>23237462
short

>> No.23237522

>>23237487
>Yeah that's right, I built that, I know pretty impressive right? It was easy for me though, it comes naturally.

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>>23237470
for some reason this got me thinking, what if
>smug but knowing rata makes you carry her tail around cuz it's too big
I would do it, and huff it to make her blush and pout at me!

>> No.23237543

>>23237525
The feeling of being overwhelmed by it while it absolutely fills your arms must be amazing! A simply wonderful feeling!

>> No.23237546

>>23237543
>>23237525
I know EXACTLY where all that mamano mana is going.

>> No.23237553

Never play strip poker with a monster girl. They either get really comparative so they get to see you naked, or they keep "accidentally" making bad calls so they end up naked.
Despite this, it's still a favorite game when going to a monster girl party.

>> No.23237566

>>23237462
If I had to serve as a henchman to a Monster super-villain, I hope it's a Gremlin looking to take over the world. I feel like the henchman uniform would have some cool steampunk theme and not be as revealing as others.

>> No.23237569

>>23237546
Mamano mana works in very lewdly intelligent ways anon! Whether it be another inch to the bust, another foot of rata tail, a bit longer horns on an Oni, an extra twinkle in an Alice's eyes, it knows exactly what its doing!

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>>23237569
I wonder where it goes once your MG's physical body is perfect? My bet is it goes towards whispering more and more lovey dovey stuff everyday!

>> No.23237938

Bullying monstergirls by replacing all pregnancy tests to show positive regardless of the result. It is a slow burn bully.

>> No.23238048
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Nazrin is a mouse

>> No.23238049

>>23238048
Let the mouse into your house.

>> No.23238056
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>>23238048
Mice are pretty cool.

>> No.23238095
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>>23238048
>Mouse
I miss that mouse fag

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>>23238048
Sure is.

>> No.23238289

>>23237329
Ushi-Onis act and are super big and tough
But deep down, they are as complex and vulnerable as anyone else

>> No.23238291

>>23238095
>>23238056
>>23238048
These fat rat tats,
How many babies could they feed in a single session?

>> No.23238295

>>23238095
He got party vanned.

>> No.23238328

>>23238295
For what?

>> No.23238333

>>23237938
That's obscenely cruel

>> No.23238335

>>23238328
Possession of CP or something like that. He fucking deleted EVERYTHING that he was on.

>> No.23238350

>>23238335
Fucking hell
Good riddance then

>> No.23238365

>>23238335
>Forsake loving 2d maus waifu for 3dpd lolis
No sympathies

>> No.23238366

>>23238350
Anon in this case CP means loli, as in the pictures of his daughterus he commissioned, because to Canada or whatever hell hole he lives in 2D = 3D.

>> No.23238377

>>23238366
Oh. Well Canada can suck dick then.

>> No.23238396

>>23237418
I think about hugging and being carried by my waifu.

>> No.23238409

>>23238289
Imagine combing her fur with your fingers.

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Squeeze for disinfectant

>> No.23238418

>>23238295
>>23238335
>>23238350
>>23238365
Nah, that got debunked. From what I remember, he went underground because someone who knew his real address was sending him death threats.

>> No.23238465

>>23238291
Just gunna have to find out by pumping her full of babies.

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>>23238291
We can make comparison.

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Lims are nice

>> No.23238487

>>23238095
>>23238295
>>23238335
>>23238366
>Still spreading lies
Mousefag was American and had said so on multiple occasions. He got doxxed by someone who had it in for him.

>> No.23238500

>>23238485
>Lims are nice.
They're SHIT! LILIMS ARE SHIT!

>> No.23238514

>>23238418
>>23238487
That sucks

>> No.23238593

>>23238487
Fuck I didn't even know that's what actually happened, at least he's not in jail but that's still fucking terrible and whoever did that to him is a piece of shit.

>> No.23238657

>>23237418
>My husband touched my ass in public
>And I love it

>> No.23238673

>>23238409
Imagine making such a hulk of a beast cry her deepest fears and concerns out as you hold her a tightly as your human form can, bringing her comfort and protection she never knew before meeting you

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tfw no snake gf to keep warm in the winter

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The Spider
http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0605651.txt

>> No.23238687

>>23238678
>>23238673
Taking care of beeg monster girls is such a labor of love!

>> No.23238731

>>23238487
I legit didn't know but that blows more chunks than a lady at a Tijuana Donkey Show.

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Wendigundam

>> No.23238861

>>23238687
big monsters need love too!

>> No.23238884

>>23238854
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

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>>23238861
They deserve it

>> No.23239027
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Yahooo!! Bapho-chan here!
Filling in for Greilia-chan again, reminding you to do your part to flatten those curves.

Remeber to wash your hands with soap and warm water for at least 20 seconds.
Avoid touching your face with unwashed hands.
If you have to cough or sneeze, do so in a tissue, then throw that tissue right in the trash.
Disinfect commonly touched surfaces daily. That means disinfectant wipes, or a bleach solution.

Oh, and don't flush those wipes down the can, or you'll mess up the sewers.

>> No.23239032

>>23238686
An important reminder than even among the monsters there are bad actors.

>> No.23239088

I was drunk when I posted it, just so you know

>> No.23239099

>>23238687
>Ywn be the emotional support human for a BIIIIG monster

>> No.23239155

>>23238854
JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
Ame ni utarenagara
Iroasenai atsui omoi karadajuu de tsutaetai yo
TONIGHT!

>> No.23239157

>>23239027
Thanks for the reminder Bapho-chan.

Honestly I hope all you guys are doing okay and staying safe

>> No.23239185

>>23239099
>BIIG Hellhound gets on the plane with her husband.
>”Ma’am, please. You can’t bring him in here like that.”
>’He’s my support human! I get nervous flying and he helps me!’
>”That’s fine, but he needs to take a seat. It’s unsafe for him to sit on the ground curled up around your feet.”
>’What do you mean? He’s wearing a collar and I’m holding the leash!’

>> No.23239252

>>23239155
>Wendi-chan jamming to Gundam Wing opening in her room
>Papa Wendi turns up the TV in the living room so he can sit in his recliner and watch his sports

>> No.23239279

>>23239252
The teenage years of a Wendigo’s life must be strange. They’re not little kids any more and are trying to define who they are.

>> No.23239280

>>23238861

Hello MIKA

>> No.23239300

So how would a Demon react to her husband playing Doom Eternal?

>> No.23239328

>>23239300
The same way she had for the past three weeks.

>> No.23239393

>>23239185
>plane begins takes off
>Hellhound immediately pulls emotional support human into her lap
>her eyes are slammed shut, on the verge of tears. Her breath is labored and quivering. Her whole body is trembling
>hugging her ESH with all her strength
>he hugs back
>her breathing slows and calms
>eyes ease
>body stops shaking
>tail wags gently
>when plane lands, she's blushing all the way to the hotel room

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Fox Gangs reportedly selling a new manufactured drug "Foxdie" with effects at least 30% stronger than Manticore venom, more on this news story at 11.

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>>23239485
These streets don't need scum like that.

>> No.23239513

>>23239502
The Ryu of Dojima will get rid of them!
When she's done with the pocket cars at least.

>> No.23239524

>>23239027
>Filling in for Greilia-chan again
What happened to her? Is she ded from corona-chan?

>> No.23239532

>>23239300
Spamming this isn't going to make me want to buy your game at release price

>> No.23239541

>>23239524
She's tied up at work.
In the closet.

>> No.23239644

>>23239541
Did she lock herself in toilet paper closet?

>> No.23239647

>>23238687
Imagine washing the back of a big, strong monster. Rubbing her defined, muscular back with your hands slippery with soap.

>> No.23239674

>>23239644
>People need actual supplies, not toilet paper.
>If they can't get the toilet paper, they'll have to get actual supplies.
>Why must they be so stupid?

>> No.23239698

>>23239647
>you're treating a minotaur to a bath after a hard day at work
>your touch melts the knots away
>but every time you go over one of her scars, she winces ever so slightly
>you ask her if everything is okay
>she says it is, but you know there's something more
Monster girl therapy must be something else

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>>23239502

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>>23239541
Greilia is coordinating efforts with the other branches.
>Bapho-sama is being put in charge of direct messaging for the time being, with Runya Runya providing infrastructure for internal and external communications.
>Shiro, Kuro, and Marune are currently working under Greilia's direct orders to obtain and distribute resources, as well as conduct research.
>Momonika is on standby for entertainment at home, with Ropurotto also available for emotional support.

For the most reliable information about the novel coronavirus, officially known as COVID-19, please visit the CDC website for English users. Additional official information may be available through your state or local government's health department websites.

>> No.23240238

>>23238056
Isn't chocolate toxic to mice? No go then lady sorry.

>> No.23240268
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Where'd all the contentfags go, lately? Did Corona-chan get to them?

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CCs should just be honest about their age. I'm still gonna mating press them full of babies regardless of how old they really are.

>> No.23240287

>>23240273
This is true.
It just makes me want to breed them harder when they're honest.

>> No.23240365

>>23240268
I would write but nobody would enjoy it, so whatever.

>> No.23240386

>>23240268
It's been little over a month, and my current work is nearing 40kB, larger than anything so far.

Not to mention some short greens last week.

>> No.23240393

>>23238418
Anti-daughterufags truly are the worst.

>> No.23240406

>>23239485
The two on the right are kinda cute, but honestly I'm not a fan of tattoos and piercings in general.

>> No.23240436

>>23240268
i swear im gonna do it
tomorrow

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>>23240268
I just wrote last week anon cut me some slack I'm full Togashi mode over here
Someone did tell me to make a story about Shoggoth corruption though

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>Is Silent making a return under a different name?
Rata-chan investigates

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>>23239965
The prevention and cure for Corona is loli spit. Be sure to encourage your loli waifu to lather up your face, mouth, and nether regions with her spit. It's most effection when applied directly with her tongue

>> No.23240504

>>23240484
Rata-chan that's old news! He was with us the entire time, who else did you think was posting those Scylla commissions?

>> No.23240512

>>23240484
>>23240504
This is why people read your mom’s news instead of yours

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>>23240512
Her mom's newspaper was recently voted #1 in Winterstown! It's the only news in Winterstown

>> No.23240553

>>23240546
That rat is just asking to be groped

>> No.23240557
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>>23240546

>> No.23240562

>>23240273
Just stare them down, that always works.

>> No.23240565
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You'd let these fine young ladies into your apartment to discuss praying at the Great Fox Shrine right?

>> No.23240576

>>23240565
How would they respond when I pull out a list of baby names I want to discuss with them?

>> No.23240659

>>23240497
A message from the real Greilia, carried by the real Runya:

Don't make me come over there.

If you are showing symptoms, please stay home from work. Contact your health care provider over the phone or online in advance of any visits. DO NOT go to the doctor's office or hospital unannounced.

>> No.23240660

>>23240565
Of course, it would be impolite not to.

>> No.23240688

>>23240268
>where'd all the contentfags go
Drawfags are lazy, writefags are hiding from Corona and the 1-2 gamedevs don't browse 4chan anymore, apparently.

>> No.23240707

>>23240565
doesn't the right have some strange sexual fascination with that balloon robot thing from big hero 6?

>> No.23240709

>>23240688
>the 1-2 gamedevs don't browse 4chan anymore, apparently.
Good. Fuck both of them.

>> No.23240711

>>23240688
>writefags are hiding from Corona
wouldn't it be the opposite effect?

>> No.23240718

>>23240688
>1-2 gamedevs
It was one person

>> No.23240722
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>>23240484
>>23240512
I'm gonna fuck some better news into this smol rata

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>>23240576
>>23240660
Good job letting them in anon, now you're tied up in your bedroom while they prostitute you to their friends and get high all while eating your grub.

<YOU ARE RAPED>

>> No.23240732

>>23240726
It may not be the ideal outcome, but I guess I'm okay with this.

>> No.23240740
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Would you a tsun Basilisk

>> No.23240745

>>23240740
Yes, I like tsunderes.

>> No.23240746

>>23240718
Don't speak his name. I'm glad he's gone.

>> No.23240761

>>23240740
I do like blindfolds.

>> No.23240763
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>Romantic evening swim with shark gf
>straddling her hips as she lazily backstrokes on the surface, feeling her amazingly powerful tail muscles propel you beyond the horizon
>spending the night making love beneath a bright arm of the Milky Way

>> No.23240770

>>23240740
Tsuns are fun.

>> No.23240789

What monsters would be into tsundere men?

>> No.23240797

>>23240789
None, not a single one.

>> No.23240803

>>23240746
Literally who?

>> No.23240821

>>23240726
>be a zipanguboo
>finally get an invitation to a shrine
>when you enter see two old as fuck foxes with red eyes
>they notice you, one of them yells "YON HYAKU NIJUU MOYASE" at you
>then the next one yells "KONO OKAMAERO"
>you are just dumbfounded because you don't understand a word, start coughing from the dense smoke
>they do some obnoxious snorting, then they puff their bongs then exhale it on your face, while they grab your arms and force the pipe into your mouth

By the Chief god, this is not like my zipangese parchment illustrations.

>> No.23240823

>>23240789
Manticores, so they be smug shits while watching his facade crumble before their eyes.

>> No.23240833

>>23240823
*can be

>> No.23240879
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>>23240803
You know who.

>> No.23240890

>>23240763
I have memories of doing something like this in my childhood—swimming with a woman, that is
I was a perverted youngster, not that I knew it at the time.

The fallout from all this has given my eclectic tastes that I'm still trying to develop into something I'm comfortable with.

>> No.23240910

>>23240879
I still can't believe he commed a snuff image. What the fuck.

>> No.23240917

>>23240879
Still don't get why people freaked out over this image, unless if they're the type to freeze up and start hyperventilating whenever they see a gun or bullets ever

>> No.23240924

>>23240879
>You get what you fuckin' deserve, Nerdwan!

>> No.23240930

>>23240910
>>23240917
>>23240924
The three types

>> No.23240931

>>23240879
>yet another lewd nerdhound pic
I don't get the outrage.

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>>23240917
>if they're the type to freeze up and start hyperventilating whenever they see a gun or bullets ever
I don't care too much for that image one way or the other, but open carry weirds me out.

But this is neither the time nor place. Post monstergirls.

>> No.23240947

>>23240931
Treating nerdwan like garbage has become a fetish in of itself and I just find that horrifying and amazing.

>> No.23240951
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>>23240938
You are weak

>> No.23240981

>>23240917
It was based on a greentext where she went columbine.

>> No.23240988

>>23240981
So? Ain't nothing bad in the image itself.

>> No.23241009

>>23240879
Source?

>> No.23241013

>>23240981
I find that really hot for some reason.

>> No.23241057

>>23240879
I want to skullfuck Helga till semen spurts out of her nose and she gags on my seed.

>> No.23241058

>>23240981
why would someone write such a thing?

>> No.23241097

>>23241058
It was written exclusively to get a reaction. Obviously it succeeded.

>> No.23241120

>>23241058
Gamedev anon has brain issues.

>> No.23241157
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Imagine creating an OC as polarizing as Nerdwan.

>> No.23241182
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there is not enough smool fanart to be quite honest with you lads

>> No.23241191

>>23241120
It's amazing that he continues to create content despite such a large chunk of the monster girl community despising him.

>> No.23241192

>>23241157
Does it count as OC if you just dig out an old meme and slap a name on her?

>> No.23241200

Does anyone else fear that their waifu is just "settling" for them, and that they don't deserve their waifu?

>> No.23241208

>>23241192
He put her in a game and gave her a backstory, so... yeah. Barely.

>> No.23241211
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>>23240770
>Tsuns are fun
Especially when you dom them a bit.

>> No.23241222

>>23241211
That’s not a regulation maid outfit! She’s a phony!

>> No.23241223
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>>23241200
I know it.

>> No.23241249

>>23241223
I hate this pain

>> No.23241258

>>23241120
Who here doesn't?

>> No.23241267

>>23241200
anon... you posted something what you shouldn't have.

>> No.23241276

>>23241200
Sometimes, it hurts.

>> No.23241285

>>23241200
The way I see us meeting kinda alleviates any concerns there.

>> No.23241314

>>23241200
>>23241285
I don't have a waifu and I have hard time imagining a girl fall for me.

>> No.23241336

>>23241285
That's a fair point

>> No.23241358

>>23241314
I can see myself being married to someone, but I can't see anyone but family actually liking me for who I am in any shape or form

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>>23241057
I've said it before... I don't get the autistic hatred of nerdwan. she's just kind of OK.

>> No.23241409

>>23241390
It's probably just people seeing it as others pushing it as the only kind of Hellhound.

Personally I want a big buff nerdy Hellhound to to a traditional Klingon mating ceremony with me.

>> No.23241423
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>>23241390
>Some people complain about it trying to make a Hellhound sub
>Some retards think it's people pushing ALL Hellhounds to be sub
>One autist goes way the fuck too far and rants constantly
>A handful of beta orbiters think this is just thread culture
It's another "[X]" episode

>> No.23241435

>>23241409
>spoiler
Yes please

>> No.23241437

>>23241200
She's not so much settling as testing my limits, and pushing me to achieve more. She thinks I haven't noticed, but I have.

How she squirms now and again, that is.

>> No.23241438

>>23241423
I wonder how monster girls would react if you asked them to help you clean your back in the shower.

>> No.23241457

>>23240981
Anyone have that greentext?

>> No.23241463

>>23241438
>"Oh my, your penis is so dirty! I better wash that too!"

>> No.23241483

>>23241438
I'm sure there are some that would volunteer before you ask them.

>> No.23241527

>>23241390
What the fuck is that full image?

>> No.23241540

>>23241483
That sounds like something a lizard woman would do.

>> No.23241541

>>23241200
All the time

>> No.23241548

>>23241527
It's the heckpup everyone loves to hate getting destroyed by tentacles. I'm sure someone else has the full image. I don't.

>> No.23241567

>>23241222
It's a fake outfit, it's just roleplay of course. Remember to have fun with your much younger loli gf.

>> No.23241573

>>23241527
https://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19084

>> No.23241591

>>23240406
Ah well, then I guess she's all mine.

>> No.23241608
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23241608

Since we're on the topic of unusual members of one's species, what are some monster girl stereotypes and what do the species that have them think of them?
Is it true that anubis are secretly into buttstuff?

>> No.23241616

>>23241608
I always assumed that was a pun on anal.

>> No.23241663

>>23240688
>Drawfags are lazy

I'm busy practicing the fundamentals of drawing so I won't suck anymore, please no bully

>> No.23241665

>>23241608
Realistically speaking, if monsters are sentient on the level that humans are then there will always be exceptions to the species' assumed demeanors. So yes it's perfectly possible for there to be such thing as a nerdy docile hellhound, or a sloppy unmotivated anubis.

Hell, KC would probably encourage this. MGE is supposed to be as inclusive as possible minus cucking. So if someone likes how hellhounds look but don't want to spend the rest of their lives with perpetually shattered pelvises, then KC would probably be like "have a subby heckwan, why not"

>> No.23241682

>>23241665
>inclusive
I don't want to see this word anywhere near things I like.

>> No.23241688

>>23241200
Every day

>> No.23241703

>>23241665
>So if someone likes how hellhounds look
Appearances are incredibly malleable, you realize. Just look at the baphos

>> No.23241723

>>23241703
And even among the baphomets one of the featured leaders of the sabbath literally cannot use magic.

>> No.23241758

>>23241665
Stereotypes are based on consensus of thought. Are there any rumors about any species?
Is it true that half of the kitsune population are CCs that disguise their age because none of them have found a man yet?

>> No.23241774

>>23240557
Rata's mom sure is popular.

>> No.23241784

>>23241758
I like the dynamic that young foxes would try to look old and old foxes would try to look young.

>> No.23241797

>>23241200
More like she's forever trying to convince me that her love is indeed genuine.

>> No.23241799
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The bird is aggressive!

>> No.23241802

>>23241784
Sometimes old foxes will use advanced magic to make them look more youthful. Others will try and wear school uniforms that clearly do not fit them.

>> No.23241803
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>Onii-chan?

>> No.23241807

>>23241803
She's gonna get a headpat.

>> No.23241819

I honestly cant see lolis as wives or lovers. However they do trigger my parental instincts, and I want to protect them.

>> No.23241824

>>23241200
No. I imagine we were destined to be with each other as soul mates and that nether of us enjoys the company of others. I also like to imagine that once we meet we will find a place to be with each other away from all others together forever.

>> No.23241827

>>23241819
That's how they get their foot in the door.

>> No.23241836

>>23240268
i could draw but eh

>> No.23241838
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>> No.23241845

>>23241803
>unicorn bicorn
Time to commit unspeakable acts

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>>23241802
oh no

>> No.23241871

>>23241861
>Go to school
>You entire class are CC monsters pretending to be youthful students

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>>23240268

>> No.23241901

>>23241874
I think everyone has varying degrees of a lack of self discipline. Sometime I just need to pick something and carry it through, and stop procrastinating.

>> No.23241902

>>23241803
I hope she was born like that and no one cheated on her.

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>>23241819
I have the same problem with witches and other "too human" species. Baphomets, familiars, and gremlins (they are more potato anyway) don't have that problem.

>> No.23241910

>>23241871
>Childhood friend MGs have to deal with hags trying to steal from them

>> No.23241920

>>23241819
But then you can have a lover that you also have that protective instinct for.

>> No.23241924

>>23241874
Cool hat.

>> No.23241930

>>23241819
Same. The furthest I've been able to go in that regard is her slipping into my arms while I'm sleeping because she doesn't want me to be alone.

I blame that one old ass /a/ gif.

>> No.23241947

>>23241901
True. Really the only way to stop procastination is to simply just start something for a small bit, after a while of doing it you'll start getting into the motions of actually trying to work on and finish what you started.

>> No.23241950

>>23241819
Me too but for some reason, my penis makes an exception for Ratatoskr

>> No.23241978

>>23241871
>your teacher is a child prodigy pretending to be age of your parents

>> No.23241991

>>23241947
If I wasn't such a big bitch I almost considered going into the military since it drills self discipline into you. But I really don't think it would be for me, I'll just say that much.

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>>23241871
This is a constant issue in MG schools.

>> No.23242018

>>23242007
>When all your friends' single aunts show up at school one day pretending to be them.

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>>23242018
A cool Demon aunt is the only aunt for me. More like a big sister than an adult.

>> No.23242050

>>23241930
sometimes I really want a family

>> No.23242074

>>23241608
Anubi are all massive masochists that marry losers and jerks because they're trying to "fix" them. In reality they just get off on being bossed around and slammed over tables to be ravished by their fat balding drunk of a husband. Naturally, as they get off on pain, dry anal is the first step in their addiction. The feeling as their useless husband's fat knob tears into their sphincter for the first time permits a rush of ecstacy that can not be replicated, similar to an addict's first dosage of heroin, this high will be chased after again and again, until her anus permanently gapes. When the agony of it ceases to fulfill her craving for pain she will goad her husband into beating her senseless and raping her in the floor. When thats not enough anymore she'll only go deeper and deeper into an inescapable black hole until her body is adorned with brands and lashes, strung up in the basement by her wrists, ankle deep in the childrens kiddy pool with a car battery wired to her clit.

Truly the anubis is a pitiful creature.

This message was paid for by the Kikimora election campaign

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>>23241902
I'm sure Bi-Corns only have Bi-Corn children anon.

It's why easily corrupted men should be barred from Enchanted Forests so their weakness doesn't pollute them, otherwise the Bi-Corn population will boom as Unicorns disappear. It would also protect the Elves, Fairies, ect as a side effect.

>> No.23242102

>>23241871
That's actually a really interesting idea. Competition for men in the MGE world would be so ridiculously fierce that, by the time standardized education becomes a thing, most boys would be snapped up by a monster before they even entered high school. Leaving aside the human women, monsters who miss the initial frenzy of claiming all the young boys might resort to this to try and get a husband from the younger generations.

>> No.23242110

>>23241838
Cute and comfy

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Hello thread I'm a random /biz/. I sell pillows and humor me a bit. How much would you reasonably pay for a custom daki of your waifu?

>> No.23242132

Who /humanwaifu/ here

>> No.23242171

>>23241910
>>23241978
>>23242007
>>23242018
>first day back after pandemic
>school district had to just start everyone on the new year of instruction
>your teacher is a female echidna, about your age, but wearing an oversized suit and tie
>you see the neighborhood girls; Bethany (Amazon), Mercedes (Hellhound), Jasmine (Houri), Abigail (Ushi-Oni), and Octavia (Wight), but also their aunts in class?
>their unmarried aunts are dressed just like their nephews
>all the aunts are staring at you hungrily
>all their nephews are trying not to die of embarrassment
One thing that was learned that day, is that Miss. Echidna runs a tight ship Ave does not let any CC shenanigans fly

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>>23242132

>> No.23242179

>>23242129
Well given its just a big pillow with a custom printed pillow case (something you can actually do at home with t-shirts if you have some basic equipment) reasonably speaking at most it should cost about 200. Considering the illustration itself will cost around 300 if the artist is good.

>> No.23242190

>>23242178
A waifu is still a waifu anon. You cant say its only a human.

>> No.23242191

>>23242178
They're both getting mating pressed.

>> No.23242205

>>23242171
You mixed up nephews and nieces Anon.

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>>23242132
>>23242190

>> No.23242265

>>23242178
At least she's not a slut like you two!

>> No.23242268

>>23242227
Piss off anon, Kurisu makes me diamonds.

>> No.23242278

>>23242129
zero, because it's too embarrassing

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>>23242132
>>23242190
>>23242265

>> No.23242296
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How are the drawings, writing and commissions coming along anons?

>> No.23242302
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>>23242265
>Human
>Not a slut

If she breathes, she's a thot.

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Would you show how wonderful the modern world is to an ancient Shirohebi?

>> No.23242325

>>23242296
I still suck at drawing. My latest drawing looks like something a 12 year would draw in ms paint.

>> No.23242335

>>23242296
taking a break from my computer for now, but i intend to draw some harpies in the near future. i'm conflicted on what style to use, though

>> No.23242340

>>23242296
I haven't gotten a commission in some time, so I might get one or two soon.

>> No.23242362
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>>23242296
Well SCC might be getting an actual update some time next week, you know, if I ever finish it.

>> No.23242366

>>23242320
Does she believe in gravity?

>> No.23242377

>>23242302
>Mamano dont require oxygen.
>Implying they can just breathe your man syrup like Captain K. Nuckles.

>> No.23242395

>>23242296
Waiting on me more commission for this month, then I’ll take a breather and wait until next month (and my next paycheck) to get more.

>> No.23242450

>>23242296
Got a request of my Hinzumi wife almost done, emailed one of my favorite japanese artists about lewds of demon wife and debating who to commission kobold content from.

>> No.23242474

>>23242296
I've got four commissions I'm waiting for now. I think only one of them won't be posted here when that time comes.

>> No.23242496
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>>23242377
There's only one universal trait a thot has, that she's a Hoe. Hence "That Hoe Over There" before it became it's own defined word.

MGE isn't exactly brimming with Hoes so much as it's brimming with women that want husbands or at least boyfriends to turn into husbands.

>> No.23242507

>>23242496
I thought THOT meant 'That Holstaur Over There'.

>> No.23242528

>>23242507
How dare you insult Holstauruses like that!

>> No.23242546

>>23242507
Saying that to a Holst is asking one to crush your dick between her boobs

>> No.23242624
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>>23242546
Oh no!

>> No.23242628

>>23242474
Hope it goes well anon where will it be posted if anywhere? Is it the anubis one?
I can totally understand though, I'm thinking about a commission I certainly wouldn't post here.

>> No.23242636

>>23242624
The clanging and jingling of bells on cows and cheshires alike compels me.

>> No.23242640

whats her name?

>> No.23242656

>>23242302
Humans unlike monsters can be modest and pure, huh

>> No.23242657

>>23242624
Gonna make a cow that chesty my wife.

>> No.23242659

>>23242628
It'll be Kobolds actually, not sure if it'll be posted anywhere else for certain reasons that you might be able to guess. I've actually had quite a few private commissions as of late, you shouldn't let the culture here dictate what you do and don't commission, as long as you respect said culture of course.

>> No.23242715

>>23242624
How many gallons of milk can she make in a day?

>> No.23242724

What is your take on reverse Bunny suits anons?

>> No.23242746

>>23242724
Kinda dumb

>> No.23242751

>>23242724
>reverse Bunny suits
whats that?

>> No.23242762

>>23242640
Who's name?
>>23242659
Understandable then! I agree completely with not letting other people dictate commissions too.

>> No.23242764

>>23242751
You know all the stuff a bunny suit covers? and you know what all the stuff a bunny suit doesnt cover? what if we flipped that.
https://twitter.com/hayanyeRo/status/1241578711293427715?s=20

>> No.23242771

>>23242764
>and you know what all the stuff a bunny suit doesnt cover?
and you know all the stuff that a bunny suit doesnt cover?*

>> No.23242776
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>>23242724
Amazing.
>>23242751
See image.

>> No.23242778

>>23241930
Don't you want to make love to a cute small monstergirl, possibly one in her prime age?

>> No.23242784

>>23242762
say her name

>> No.23242786

>>23242784
Druella? Bapho-chan?

>> No.23242789

>>23242764
yeah what with the new wave of that shrug_(clothing) tag on boorus
not that im complaining just want to know the source of this

>> No.23242795

>>23241200
All I want is a regular size Oni girl that can bench press me. I try my best to workout and stay in shape but I'm afraid she wouldn't like bald guys.

>> No.23242802

>>23242746
Cringe.

>>23242776
Good taste. I could see mamano wearing this style a lot.

>> No.23242858

>>23242659
I agree. Other than not wanting to share lewds of my waifu. I'm not sure if people would really accept a lot of my commissions.

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>>23242786
baphy-chan!

>> No.23242868
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Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.23242869

>>23240268
online classes and animal crossing take me away from drawing porn unfortunately but i will post something in the future, i swearz

>> No.23242872

>>23242296
Smooth, like a gremlin's chest (sort of?).

>> No.23242879

>>23242868
https://images2.imgbox.com/4c/3d/KKAt08GN_o.png

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>>23242879
That's too big to be mine

>> No.23242889

>>23242861
i'd come over there and attach her panty back on because it broke loose

>> No.23242897

>>23242888
You really are tiny anon.

>> No.23242906

the chances of you getting raped by a cow is low but never zero.

>> No.23242918

>>23242906
fortunately there are no cows where i live

>> No.23242923

Besides Marune, which bapho would at least try to give you paizuri?

>> No.23242925

>>23242906
It might be a problem if you have red hair.

>> No.23242930
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>>23242906
>Walk into house wearing red
>Group of holst sisters walking by
>They notice
>Get a knock on your door
>Autism panic time
>Ignore and hide
>Knocks turn into pounding
>Pounding turns into door being beaten down
>Your pelvis gets beat down soon after through copious copulation
>Your mouth tastes the nipples of five girls
>Your face gets bathed in the tongues of five cows

>> No.23242932

>>23242132
>Not going for a Dark Mage

Look at this man and laugh people.

>> No.23242934

>>23241758
>spoiler
Yes. Most also don’t even know how to approach a man so they watch thousands upon thousands of romcoms and chick flicks and see that as how to interact with men.

>> No.23242961

>>23242889
you'll have to do it with your teeth.

>> No.23242970

>>23242930
Anon was asking for it with how he was dressed

>> No.23242971

From KC Q&A

>Can Yuki Onna and Glacies enter hot springs?

>They can go in. However, even after only entering for a short time their bodies will start to feel hot and their minds will get soggy, even if it wasn't a Demon Realm hot spring. Sex will be inevitable!

Winterstown Hot Springs sees record attendance.

>> No.23242982

>>23242923
All of them, if you ask. All except runya will be smug and tease you about it though.

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>>23242906

>> No.23242988
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Which monmusu would be most comfortable farting on your face?

>> No.23243006

>>23242971
>Mom something's wrong with Ice Queen-san, why are her eyes rolling back? She's in trouble!
>I, uh, we'll tell you when you're older Yeti-chan

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>>>/d/ posters need to go back

>> No.23243011
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>>23242988
Anon...

>inb4 “imagine the smell”

>> No.23243016

>>23243011
why did you respond

>> No.23243035

>>23242970
but anon didn't consent?

>> No.23243043

Which monmusu would be most likely be mayor of flavor town?

>> No.23243044

>>23242961
nah, i'll do it normally. i'm not an animal

>> No.23243045

>>23242982
I’m pretty certain Shiro would be the smug one about it, claiming only a true lolicon would lust after a little girl’s soft flat chest.

>> No.23243049

>>23243016
For the bants, fren. For the bants.

>> No.23243055

>>23243049
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, dummy.

>> No.23243072
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Is it normal that I want to slap Troll's booty less than I want to be spanked and groped by one?

>> No.23243076

>>23243049
Pretending to be retarded isn't a good thing anon.

>> No.23243099

>>23243072
Seems normal to me. Girl's got big hands, might as well use them.

>> No.23243113
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>>23242923
You got all quiet, Anon.
Is something wrong?

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What is the MGE equivalent of the free candy van? Basically, something a monster girl might place as a big lure of sorts to attract shotas.

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>>23243116

>> No.23243132

>>23243116
>>23243125
I misread and didn't notice "shotas". Why not regular free candy promise, then?

>> No.23243137

>>23242925
I'm curious of what happens to a red headed shota when he gets spotted by a bovine-type monster girl like Minotaur or Holst. Does she molest him or give him the total onee-san treatment?

>> No.23243148

>>23243132
Unless I'm misinformed there are no vans in the MGE setting. I was told it uses a magitek setting.

>> No.23243152

>>23243125
god i wish this was a real doujin

>> No.23243167

>>23242932
>not going for a loli Dark Mage

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>>23242971

>> No.23243188

>>23243148
Free candy wagon

>> No.23243202

>>23243181
Two scoops!

>> No.23243208

>>23243181
Waa! Avalanche!

>> No.23243241

>>23243188
The kind that has a canopy otherwise it doesn't work.

>> No.23243257

Wikifag here, I'll post an update on the story archiving project tomorrow.

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>>23243202
2 big snow mounds

>> No.23243264

would you help a big scary monster if you knew she would try to "repay" you afterwards whether you like it or not?

>> No.23243269
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>>23243148
They use demon realm boars.

>> No.23243274

>>23242888
Checked.

Dont worry anon, its not your size that matters its whether or not she laughs at it.

>> No.23243283

>>23243011
Rejected street fighter character.

>> No.23243291

>>23243269
Imagine a High Orc with tusks that big.

>> No.23243292

>>23243274
>This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.

>> No.23243294

>>23243257
Thanks wikifag

>> No.23243298

>>23242296
My libido, and hence creativity, typically picks up when I'm at work, so we'll see how that goes.

If need be, I could probably make a paste of the first half of something I've been working on. Just a small collection of scenes right now, though. And nothing lewd, despite a brief intimate moment.

>> No.23243344

>crushed pelvises

>> No.23243353

>>23242872
Based

>> No.23243362

>>23242923
I am pretty sure world guide 3 said that every bapho has tried the megamorphosis potion at least once. I would assume than that all would be willing to try it with their new tits.

>> No.23243363

>>23242296
The best I can do is seldomly writing greentext, thinking of doing a new one sometimes soon if I'm not dead tired.
t. wrote the loli kikimora greentext a few threads ago

>> No.23243366

>>23242296
I am getting a few reverse bunny suit images done! I cant wait to share them here.

>> No.23243387

>>23243363
That was a great greentext, please do more
>>23243366
Which monster girl(s)? Reverse bunnysuit is amazing

>> No.23243397

>>23243387
I am pslimefag. Gunna get three. 2 of which of both wives solo wearing it and then a third one wearing they are together.

>> No.23243404

>>23243397
Awesome, hope they turn out well!

>> No.23243433

>>23242888
I believe in you, anon!

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>>23240268
The community has been dying for a long time, anon. There's been no new influx of inspiring content (i.e. new KC girls, Non-shit MG games) which means it's just the same rehashed stuff over and over. Drawfags are really the only ones keeping thing afloat by drip-feeding threads content. Writefags have no motivation to post anywhere on 4chan (not just /jp/) because, outside of stalker-like anons, they don't get any feedback on their content. Hell, not even /tg/ can keep a decent worldbuilding thread active.

>>23242296
I've had to cut back tremendously on commissions due to an unexpected, yet crucial, HVAC replacement. Latest one I have is pic-related.

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>>23241182
not enough you say?

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Could you even imagine doing Mercenary work for the Sabbath?

>> No.23243511

>>23243471
I don't think they would take mercs. They want big brothers and the occasional male mage, not someone who is only there for the paycheck even if their heart is in the right place.

>> No.23243515

>>23243438
Stop being a fag. Their are still writefags around. Hell silent2 even came back recently and wrote something.

>> No.23243529

>>23243511
I'm sure a familiar wouldn't mind persuading a temporary contract into something more permanent.

>> No.23243552

>>23243470
Smug snek is best snek

The expression that says "I could overpower you but you'll come to me willingly"

>> No.23243568

>>23243470
I bet she could tell me all sorts of things about what type of rope to use, psychological dependency and how to treat an errant gaze.

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>>23243470
yes

>> No.23243594

>>23242296
I've been doing other things than writing but ironically shit like finishing my backlog has given me new perspective on how to handle girls inspired by the Seven Deadly Sins if I chose it.

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>momster having conversation with a human mom neighbor from the second floor window
>human mom can't see Anon banging his momster behind the curtains

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>>23243511
Anon do you think they're going to go out to the Death Forest to pick FuckMePlenty mushrooms themselves? Or go into Order territories to gather rare variety ingredients? Maybe need a Courier to march through the desert to deliver something valuable to the Pharoah Sabbath sect?

Even if you say something like "There are MGs better suited to that work" there's way more humies than MGs so there's always going to be work.

>> No.23243608

>>23242296
how do i level up my discipline?
i tend to do things in bursts and then forget about them for months

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How many foxes are too many?

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Vampires sure have large houses.

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>>23243627
That's not the only large things they have.

>> No.23243640

>>23243633
Well ya, they have large fangs duh.

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>>23243618
Never too many foxes

>> No.23243643

>>23243633
and huge loving hearts!

>> No.23243650

>>23243599
Man why does the thought of doing this make me so unbelievably hard.

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>>23243604
Imagine getting licked all over by the Bapho-chan trio. Would make for a perfect harem if you ask me

>> No.23243660

>>23243599
>anon cums full force into his waiting momsters womb.
>force causing momster to orgasm instantly.
>has to try and hide her ahegao as he splurts inside her.

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>>23243655
Can't a man just go adventuring to get paid without having these thoughts?

Maybe I'll visit the Sabbath Brothel or something an reinvest back into their economy afterward or something.

>> No.23243669

>>23243655
Witches wouldn't interest me much if it wasn't for their striped socks and boots.

>> No.23243670

>>23243664
I love the cute little witches helping out with the ladder. Sabbath a cute.

>> No.23243696

>>23243650
Exhibitionism with monsters can be quite lewd.

>> No.23243711

>>23240365
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.23243725

>>23240268
It takes a while to write something worth reading. I'm still plotting out my next story

Close, though. Trying to figure out how to get everyone where they need to be for the climax

>> No.23243730

Which centaur idea sounds the best to write about?
>Virgin Bicorn explaining to a new date why she's not a unicorn anymore
>White Horn Courier service
>Busty Nightmare invading dreams as a washboard
>Unicorn ranting about pure love

>> No.23243736

>>23243730
>>Virgin Bicorn explaining to a new date why she's not a unicorn anymore
That's the one that sticks out to me and I actually want to know the answer

>> No.23243746

>>23243730
Bicorn, but also have her be two legged.

>> No.23243749

>>23243736
Because it's the only idea that has a hook

>> No.23243792

The Demon Lord's Army has captured a rather unruly Order paladin. For whatever reason, they have decided that you get the honor of choosing what she's monsterized into and the method of corruption. You will be allowed to keep her afterwards if you'd like. What's your choice?

>> No.23243796

>>23243792
I would get to know her and show her the advantages of becoming a monster and all the positives. I will then have sex with her after drinking a slime potion so that i may unload a thick cum shot deep into her womb, instantly turning her into a Slime carrier.

>> No.23243802

>>23243749
Unfortunately.

>> No.23243805

>>23243730
>>23243736
Doesn't that fall apart immediately because they have to be with a guy that already banged another MG?

I mean if Bi-Corn have Bi-Corn children then virgin Bi-Corn would absolutely exist.

>> No.23243820

>>23243805
Technically should could have simply had an accident that doused her in another mamano mana.

>> No.23243822

>>23243792
What kind of unruly? The punishment should fit the crime after all.

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Chocolate Vampire

>> No.23243840

do widow unicorns remarry?

>> No.23243844

>>23243822
The "fuck you, monster scum" kind of unruly who will do anything to inconvenience monsters and their husbands. She'll calm down once she's a monster.

>> No.23243852

>>23243840
Widowed monster girls are extremely rare. Widowed unicorns are probably litterally impossible with all the ways for her to re-unite with her love. The only way she might remarry is if its to her loves reincarnation.

>> No.23243863

>>23243844
I'll have to second slime carrier then, just make sure she knows what she is going to become.

>> No.23243866

>>23243792
let her fight for her freedom. if she loses, she gets to be a dullahan

>> No.23243869

>>23243852
I imagine a Unicorn would become a yandere stalker if she found her true love reincarnated as a child.

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>>23243820
>A unicorn's own demonic energy protects it against demonic energy from the outside, so it normally causes no problems.

She can't be doused, she has to have a corrupted load of baby batter spirit energy. It's why Sabbath Unicorn can exist despite being surrounded by literal demonic entities.

>> No.23243877

>>23243866
also if she wins she gets a complimentary (cursed) sword

>> No.23243880

>>23243869
I would read that story. Especially the shota rape scene.

>>23243872
Then maybe she got randomly mutated into a bicorn in her unicorns womb somehow.

>> No.23243903

What is a man to do when all the other members of his human adventuring party monsterize?

>> No.23243905

>>23243903
find a new party to adventure with

>> No.23243909

When will the snuggle in place order end? I need to pee and my leg is falling asleep but the lilim governor says I'm not allowed to stop for two weeks

>> No.23243914

>>23243872
Anon came into the water supply, clearly

>> No.23243917

>>23243909
i think you may be taking the order a little too literally, anon

>> No.23243939

>>23243909
Once she is sure your okay and you have no more semen.

>> No.23243942

>>23243792
>Not making it a male paladin
Guess what the punishment should be. You know you want to.
>>23243844
Nacho or turtle. So someone can unironically beat the shit out of her while feeling guiltless.

>> No.23243963

>>23243914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMrb9DDZQM

>> No.23243970

>>23243792
Mu first thought was rather nasty, the Dark Slime treatment- but then a better idea came to me.
My waifu and I will transform her into a Kitsune-Tsuki! She has so much excess mana building up it will start budding into troublesome kitsune-bi soon.. a living receptacle will be far more manageable and pleasurable for the, BOTH of us.
At least once we're done raping it into her, of course

>> No.23243983

>>23243792
Graped into a Lamia before raping me herself

>> No.23243984

>state on lockdown quarantine
>boss sends a group message that work is the same full schedule, no changes

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>>23243984
>Miss work because no public transport

>> No.23243995

>>23243792
Chain her up, armor cut to be more exposing, in Wonderland.

>> No.23244003

>>23243990
My boss wouldn't accept that as an excuse, unfortunately. As it is, they refuse to cover if someone gets sick (they have to use their PTO days, then it's on them), and are trying to increase hours.
But I digress, I just want to focus on mamono instead of reality.

>> No.23244005

>>23243792
The ministry of breaking seems like a fun place to work at.

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What would you do with a hypnotized Baphomet anyway?

>> No.23244039

>>23244017
Keep her in pure-daughteru mode for however long it takes the aging-up potions to work

>> No.23244053

>>23244039
what do you do after they wear off?

>> No.23244069

>>23244017
Holding hands and headpats!

>> No.23244070

>>23244053
>wear off
The solution to the potions wearing off is to hypnotize/talk her into making it permanent, once she sees how much better I 'love' her that way.
On second thought, I'd rather have her believe she's a little sister, than a daughter.

>> No.23244077

>>23244005
Indeed, but you would have to be able to accept the yuri related corruption as well as potion related corruption. Never know when your going to have to work with your two demon handlers and a tentacle potion to convert a full ten Paladin squad.

>> No.23244082

>>23244070
Wait so you would make her act like your daughter with an older women body?

>> No.23244084

>>23244077
Oh no, I'd just be like a secretary or something. Extremists are good girls to be around.

>> No.23244092

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for week two of virus boogaloo.
The dead will walk the streets....mostly cause they can't get sick.

>> No.23244098

>>23244082
>older woman
Sheesh, not THAT much age-up. Just to around 'teenager' level, where maturity is beginning to appear and she doesnt look like a damn baby anymore

>> No.23244103

>>23243515
Not nearly as many writefaggots as there used to be

>> No.23244108

>>23244098
>Baphos looking like babys
What kind of weird babys are you around? They don't look like babys, or even close to toddlers.

>> No.23244109

>>23244084
Ah yeah that is true. A friendly human boy face is always needed for the reformation/breaking centers. Although be careful as you may be targeted by the newly changed. Not every girl is corrupted through dick or with a man.

>> No.23244113

if a monster sneaks into your room to sniff the front side of the underwear wear it hammocks your genitals, she's a massive pervert.

>> No.23244114

>>23244092
>explain to your ochi bodyguard that, no, she cannot "simply cut the virus" no matter which bloodline technique she uses
>however you would appreciate her grabbing fresh fruit for you very much

>> No.23244115

>>23244108
'Baby' is probably too broad/hyperbolic a term. I just mean immature.

>> No.23244116

>>23244098
A I see then. I see you have some top tier taste in bodies.

>> No.23244123

>>23244017
Get the conditioning to stick, polymorph her into a stacked Bapho, get her to turn me into an incubus, find a supply of Girtabilu venom, get the drop on an Apophis and seduce her safely, then use Girtabilu and Apophis venom to take over a Pharaoh kingdom and rule over that demon realm.

>> No.23244139

>>23243909
Snuggle in place order is indefinite until stated otherwise
t. Yetis

>> No.23244170

>>23244114
It’s the little things for Aruji-Dono
Something she can smug about to the very alive hinezumi martial artist who can’t go out

>> No.23244184

>>23244116
I imagine that Shiro and Runya would both be just somewhat taller as a teen. Still flat all over, and that’s what adds to their charm!

Although I wonder if there are any tattoos to show that a monster is owned by a human, I’d use that on hypnotized baphos a lot.

>> No.23244185

>>23243792
Let her go after showing her that monsters aren't bad. Corruption is shit and she deserves to make the choice later.

>> No.23244215

>>23244017
Have fun playing nonsexually with Ropuretta but with lots of skinship and intimacy then snap her out of it, memories intact, to see what she’d do.

>> No.23244242

>>23244215
She’d probably wonder why you’d stop, Ropu really is big on being owned and treated like a pet.

Petplay hypnosis would be her favorite.

>> No.23244244

>>23244017
just snug with all of them, see what happens when they snap out of it. Hope that ropu and bapho-chan "convince" runya to have sex

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>>23244242
>Implying you'd need to hypnotize her

>> No.23244274

>>23243181
We need a story of ice elemental MGs taking a hot bath and bath sex ensues.

>> No.23244284

>>23244261
No, but if you want to have sexy times with Runya you’ve got to make sure she’s nice and obedient.

>> No.23244297

>>23243990
Anubis-sama!~

>> No.23244298

>>23244261
puppi cunni!

>> No.23244303

>>23244261
If anything hypnosis might unlock some of those memories she tried so hard to bury.

>> No.23244329

>>23244242
The hypnosis is for the non sexuals not for the cuddles

>> No.23244334
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Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do, and so do I!
Hi, I'm Sally Goodman, attorney at law!

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I want to be carried away by Monster bandits!

>> No.23244363

Speaking of hypnosis which Baphomet would be the easiest to hypnotize and why?

>> No.23244396
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>>23244355
I want to turn bandits into monsters.

>> No.23244399

>>23244363
Runya, she's already half-asleep all the time.

>> No.23244410

>>23244334
Your Pally Sally is the greatest work of tragedy fiction of our age.

>> No.23244426

>>23244355
>>23244396
>You will never be a sheltered Noble's son, whose carriage is attacked by a group of strong, unwashed Monster bandits.
>Tearing off your fancy clothes and having their way with you right against a nearby tree.

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>>23244399
I wonder how runya would react if I just came up to her and picked her up and started walking back to my room with her? Maybe grope her ass a little so she gets the hint.

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Turning big strong monsters into servants!

>> No.23244466

>>23244442
>make Pharaoh and Titania into maids
>make Kiki and Shog into queens
Cute trade.

>> No.23244491

>>23243618
Personally I don't believe I have a limit.

>> No.23244505

>>23243792
I free her before she gets corrupted, because I believe monsterization should never be forced on anyone against their will. The real question is what punishment I receive for doing this.

>> No.23244508

>>23244466
>Make Shog into queen
That sounds a bit terrible

>> No.23244522

>>23244505
They force you to corrupt the girl you let go.

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I need a CC Tanuki.

>> No.23244539

>>23244508
>shog queen slime
>several aberrant minds fused together
>whenever she talks, no real sound comes out, just a psychic screech that flays the mind
Some things are best left alone...

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>>23244538
Gonna buy a wedding ring at her shop and give it to her.

>> No.23244585

>>23244466
>monstergirl trading spaces
The Kikimora and Devilbug episode was a disaster

>> No.23244670

>>23244399
Isn't it a waste, since you can't hypnotize her into being magical?

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Face it, tiger. You hit the jackpot!

>> No.23244697

>>23244261
I want to breed ropu chan.
I want to molest her hips while filling her with baby batter.
I want to have a loving marriage with my doggy goat daughteru and ten dozen litters.
I want her to Cure me of my adrenochrome withdrawal :^)

>> No.23244699

>>23244692
shove it, pointy

>> No.23244705

>>23244396
I want to make a high orc wear an embaressing maid outfit and breed her in full view of her tribe!
I want to raid various settlements and enslave their men to piggy puss.
I want to become the bandit king of the southern shore!

>> No.23244709
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>>23244705
Whacha gonna do when bounty hunters are coming for you?

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>>23244709
Bounty hunters from around the world, seeking Anon's massive 'bounty'?

>> No.23244722

>>23244705
>I want to make a high orc wear an embaressing maid outfit and breed her in full view of her tribe!
But, anon, what if she develops a fetish for that and spends the rest of her days in a maid outfit stretched tight over her pregnant belly?

>> No.23244725

>quarantine status
>still recovering from throat surgery
I just want a Troll to lovingly nurse me back to health, we fall in love in the process and get married a year later

>> No.23244728

>>23244719
The more bounty hunters are added to his harem, the higher his bounty grows...

>> No.23244732

>>23244725
Stop sexualizing the nurses, they're trying to do a job!

>> No.23244733

>>23244725
the best way to marry a MG

>> No.23244735

>>23244728
>"Are there any more bounty hunters to send out?"
>"No, he keeps knocking them up!"

>> No.23244769

>>23244709
Rape them obviously, and then turn them into slave girls.
Especially that uppity lv16 salamander, but I'd go slow with her. First I'd whip her ass and force her into hard labor. She'd spend the next few years of her life humiliated. She'd grow steadily more frustrated and bitter. She'll look for her chance to escape her shackles and when at last she does it, then I will rape her. I will lick her tears as I defile her. Never will she be a bride. Then I guess I'll also force her to wear a maid outfit and breed her along side the pig. Then I guess I'll go pillage MGEgypt and make a proper brown harem with either a captured Anubis or maybe a punished Pharaoh.

Anyone else I'll shove a foot up and leave them for one of my cronies ala kuroinu. I am a benevolent bandit king.

>> No.23244777

I just want a cute Wonderland girl to whisk me away to her home.

>> No.23244804

>>23244777
I want an orange slime loli to trap me in an egg and rape me

>> No.23244814

>>23244804
Ideally, I'd either be kept "quarantined" in a Trumpart's subspace home, or wake up either cuddling a Dormouse or March Hare, or with a Cheshire sitting on my face. Or some combination of the above - a harem would be quite lovely.

>> No.23244835

Did jeffo died?

>> No.23244892

>>23244835
Nah, He's still active and recently posted a new work on twitter couple days ago.

>> No.23244902
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>"Oh? A challenger for me?"

>> No.23244916

>>23244902
Can I use my meat sword to fight her?

>> No.23244926

>>23244902
I feel like she's going to argue with anon dracula style.

>> No.23244930

>>23244902
What? No, I just got lost on the way to my kitchen.

>> No.23244951

>>23244902
Pfft, how strong can she be?

>> No.23244958

>>23244902
No I don't take people that mate by combat skill

>> No.23244971

>>23244902
Nah, you're not really my type. Can you point me to the nearest Sabbath branch, though? Or maybe something similar for permanent-JK mamono? I'll send any would-be heroes or swordsmasters your way.

>> No.23244991

>>23244930
>Get the thirst
>Need me some goosy juice
>Walk to kitchen
>step on the wrong atom on the way there.
>suddenly in a mansion
>walk in to a parlor.
>some slut is holding a sword.
>Asks of you wanna fight.
>Say no
>In monster, no means yes, yes means marriage.
>Get hit on the head with sword.
>Bruised
>steps on your head like captain morgan and proclaims her victory.
>head hurts
>Still got the thirst.
>Tfw no goosy juice.

Isekai sucks.

>> No.23244993

Is it still considered polygamy if you find an undead girl and marry the ghost version and the zombie version of her?

>> No.23245009

>>23244991
What in the fuck is "goosy juice"?

>> No.23245012

>>23244993
If your slime wife splits, which one do you need to fuck for it to be considered incest?

>> No.23245021

>>23245009
>He hasnt read it.

>> No.23245027

>>23245012
Depends on the slime type. Red slime are mentioned to have a mother/daughter relationship, while most other slimes just don't.

>> No.23245066

>>23244993
Would it be taboo for insect girls to practice monogamy?

>> No.23245081
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Gonna assault an officer of the law with headpats.

>> No.23245085

>>23245081
Please do not pat the canine officers! It distracts them from their duties!

>> No.23245089

Where do the dragon lolis hang out?

>> No.23245093

>>23245089
The delinquent ones or the haughty ones?

>> No.23245096

>>23245085
What about bellyrubs? Surely just a few seconds would be fine.

>> No.23245101

>>23245093
The "onee-san/imouto hybrid" type.

>> No.23245122

>>23244991
randomly isekai'ing into MGE has to be like hitting the jackpot huh.

>> No.23245134

>>23245122
Depends on a few things. Most people here have at least a few mamono that they distinctly aren't into. Imagine being stuck in a situation like that forever. It'd be great, provided you don't end up stuck like that, but horrible if you do.

>> No.23245155
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>tfw you will never spend "quality time" with your high elf and dark elf onee-sans

>> No.23245160

>>23245134
Well, in comparison to the highs of MGE, yes. But I meant if you were isekai'd into universe where it would be guaranteed pain and suffering.

>> No.23245176

>>23245160
If I had a choice between "MGE Universe, but I have to marry a mamono I don't like" and "Berserk Universe", I'd be inclined to take my chances with the latter.

>> No.23245179

>>23244916
Probably not
>>23244926
Castlevania style where its Selene's banstion and every boss fight room is an arena?
>>23244930
She'll probably get a kiki to guide you to the dining area, not stealing manstion food.
>>23244951
Enough that people run at the mention of her wanting to fight
>>23244958
>>23244971
I pretty sure that would annoy her, why approach the swordlim knowing full well how she operates?

>> No.23245183

>>23245122
Well anon, only 1 atom out of 10^10^10^10 atoms is capable of propeling you into another dimension, then you have to account for its spin, position of your foot, the number of toes you have on your hands, the phase of the moon, number of days without a time loss accident, whether or not Michael J. Fox is currently shaking, the current level of whiteness of the average denizen of mercury. If everything is spot on you will have exactly a 30/30 chance that touching the atom will send you careening into mge land. Otherwise the atom just sends you to the prison rape dimension.

>> No.23245190

>>23245179
Lilims are well-aware of their realms. They'd be perfectly capable of giving directions to places that aren't very publicized.

>> No.23245194

>>23245155
Elves are sluts.

>> No.23245205

>>23245190
Still sounds rude to go into a Burgerking and ask where a Mc'donalds is

>> No.23245219

>>23245205
If she doesn't want people to ask her directions, she should make her giant demon fortress less visible!

>> No.23245226

>>23245155
What do Elves seen in Humans? Is it the round ears? Do they just want to run their finger around their smooth curves?

>> No.23245231

>>23245190
>>23245205
>Hello, miss Druella. I came here to ask you where the Queen of Hearts is so that I may ask for her hand in marriage.

>> No.23245316
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>>23245226
Activate defense

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