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>> No.23256212
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I love my wife!

>> No.23256220
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I have yet to receive the oper8or shark you promised

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>> No.23256297
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>Husband's home more!
>More time to snuggle and cuddle and hug and love!

>> No.23256304

What does snuggling a Wendi feel like?

>> No.23256314

Depends on the Wendi, and if you're in her coat snuggling her bare body, or outside snuggling her coat and all.
The former is undoubtedly lewd.
The latter is most certainly squishy.

>> No.23256315

what does snuggling a MGs paws feel like?

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I tried posting it twice last thread, not even gonna try anymore, sorry you're gonna have to deal with regular shark waifu

>> No.23256332

I too really love my waifu!
I can't speak for other Wendis but mine is warm and soft. Loves to run her claws through my hair and nibble on me. I really love the fluff on her legs too. Great for placing my head.

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Like being wrapped up in a big blanket that won't let go

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Ever pressed down on the area next to your thumb? Like that, but with rougher skin and lots of jiggling and moving as you stroke across her most ticklish areas. Even better if she's got big paws, like a Hellhound or Manticore. Though expect tickling those paws to feel like the impending death of your pelvis directly after too.

>> No.23256350

What mamano look best in glasses?

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>> No.23256371

Any monoeye, just because of how dorky it would look

>> No.23256378
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Here's proof

>> No.23256387
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Smart ones.

>> No.23256400
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Ice Queen in sunglasses

>> No.23256410

The time of the yeti is now!

>> No.23256421

I want to suck on that ice queens nips.

>> No.23256437

Would Yeti-chan's southern cousin Sasquatch-chan be sassy?

>> No.23256463

I want to see what undead buff lich raises.

>> No.23256472

She would be a little more "redneck" than her northern relatives, but always welcome for dinner when she vacations in the great white tundra

>> No.23256488

i wish my waifu could wear panties

>> No.23256494

i wish i was having sex with all eight of my wives

>> No.23256498

now that I think of it, most of my favorite art of Kiki has them wearing glasses
including that one
Good answer

>> No.23256501

Crow Tengu.

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>> No.23256507

Her pb is 500 on hangclean

>> No.23256511
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>> No.23256518

I want to drink Pabst with Sasquatch-chan and shoot our guns in the woods.

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>> No.23256523

That's not what I meant lich-san.

>> No.23256524
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>Have kiki meido
>Completely submissive and subservient
>Fulfills your every desire
>Insists that you don't work
>She'll take care of everything
>Is yandere however
>The moment you start looking at other girls, even online, her demeanor flips
>Submissive starts to morph into domineering
>If you take it too far, you'll find yourself handcuffed to a bed, her on top of you with a sharp knife in her hand with crazy eyes
>Once you stop showing interest in other girls, the domineering attitude slowly switches back to complete submissive

>> No.23256530

How do mamano feel about boys in glasses?

>> No.23256549
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Reminder: Lolis are for sex and lovingly treating like proper lovers when applicable.

>> No.23256550

i wish you were having sex with all eight of your wives

>> No.23256555
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This body type is the kind that would wreck my home if I'm not careful

>> No.23256558

i wish you were having sex with your wive(s).

>> No.23256562
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Would you still love your wife when she gets old and isn't anywhere near as energetic and lusty?

>> No.23256577

Yes and frequently.

>> No.23256582
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Maximum bullying potential
>Kiki hiding her master's glasses so that he has to depend on her
>Hellhound stealing her crush's glasses and trying them on to tease him with
>Cheshire calling her boyfriend a "4-eyed dork" but getting all pouty when he tries wearing contact lenses
>Anubis making sure that her husband's prescription is correct and insisting that she choose the frame he wears

>> No.23256584

Struck a little inspiration
>Be happy with Bicorn, but she has to leave a while for <plot excuse reason>
>While you chill unattended, new yan mamano moves into town
>Immediately decides you're The One and starts making with the obsessive exclusion
>Will you be able to break the bad news to her before your First Lady gets back?
>Will you be able to do so without getting murdered?
>Or will Bicorn get back sooner than expected, instigating a horrific confrontation with you in the middle?

>> No.23256586

Sure, but monster girls never slow down with age and are just as horny as they were once they hit puberty at the young spry age of 10

>> No.23256591

If being less lusty and energetic is because she's getting old, then i'm changing my sexual orientation to lolisexual and dumping her. i'm not fucking a normal person

>> No.23256595

Marriage clearly provided an abundant upgrade!

>> No.23256613

Yes, otherwise I wouldn't marry her in the first place.

>> No.23256633

Have bicorn waifu do her bicorn thang that makes other mamono accepting of a harem

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>This body type is the kind that would wreck my home if I'm not careful
How so?

>> No.23256662

Stopped reading there.

>> No.23256664

One Kitsune likes to streak naked at the drop of a hat. Appropriately enough, they call her Suppatenko.

>> No.23256677

is that still a thing?

>> No.23256694

>I'm going to bully this nerd
>I must protect this this nerd

>> No.23256697

Incredibly dead meme.

>> No.23256708
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that's disappointing

>> No.23256727

are sakuya pads still a meme?

>> No.23256731

One of the better mamono in my opinion.

>> No.23256737

The bully that goes ballistic when she finds out someone else beat up her victim.
Thank fuck, no.

>> No.23256742

what about calling youmu a dork?

>> No.23256745

Looks like a downgrade to me.

>> No.23256746

I believe that one is still around.

>> No.23256748

>Thank fuck, no.
I liked it, granted breast insecurity/breast envy is a fetish of mine.

>> No.23256754

Still a dork.

>> No.23256783
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Gazer-chan wouldn't bully for watching a playthrough of Alyx right?

>> No.23256809

She can't play it herself either anyway until they start making VR sets for monoeyes.

>> No.23256837

>Bicorn corrupting a yandere into harem acceptance
A new kind of corruption that I had not imagined before!
somehow even freakier than the usual kind

>> No.23256838
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>Beat up nerd and take his lunch money
>Turns out nerd was already being bullied by a monster girl
>She finds out you bruised her not-boyfriend and comes after you under the guise you took her money
>Doesn’t want the money just wants to kick your ass for what you did to her nerd
>If you win her friends will jump you later and rape you, making sure to take a video and send it to the ratas who’ll play it on every TV in school
>If you lose other monster bullies will see you as weak and begin bullying you no matter how much you fight back
>And Chief Goddess help you if you lose a second time

>> No.23256866

bicorns are bi

>> No.23256867

i want to rail a wrinkly old perverted fox grandma and be her caretaker as i cum inside her and hug her prune body while we're both naked in bed making out and fucking. a horrible old pervert taking a young rebellious person's virginity and liking it is so degenerate and hot

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I want this dork

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I want to date the dorky Lim.

>> No.23256887

>The bully that goes ballistic when she finds out someone else beat up her victim.
I like the idea of monster bullies fighting over who gets to bully/protect a nerd.

>> No.23256907

She's built for breeding.

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>> No.23256913

Hey, Veronica! That's been a while!

>> No.23256919

2d makes even braces sexy

>> No.23256924

dont you mean ran-shama ?

>> No.23256925

Mine prefers to wear nothing at all

>> No.23256932

I prefer her with panties than without, even with sex.

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Depends. Did you beat John Romero yet?

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>> No.23256952

>episode 1 actual bully villain becomes a Team Rocket type completely ineffectual sympathetic comedy villain by the end

>> No.23256964

What a STUPID Lilim.

>> No.23256965

She hosts DnD sessions in the library, Fridays after school! Fill out a character sheet and join the group!

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>tfw I should be doing real practice and studies but my lizard brain just wants to draw shitty waifu porn all day


>> No.23256976

that's the one who experiments with parasite slimes and has a ridiculously juicy booty, right? Patrician taste

>> No.23256982

Except when you do get there you get dragged into a closet and fucked hardcore by a pack of feral Hellhounds.

>> No.23256991

Classic prank, well played Hellhound bullies.

>> No.23256995

This aint it chef

>> No.23256997

Pastes? Links?

>> No.23257007
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I don't know what that means anon.

>> No.23257008

I want to play DnD with the Hellhounds after, the lilim isn't invited though

>> No.23257015
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Cacodemons? What about them?

Hey, if you start falling for some other nonoeye, I...I'll make you regret it!!

>> No.23257025

But she's the DM! You can't kick her out!

>> No.23257027

How else? They did use a Lim as bait, after all.

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>> No.23257037

There was never a DnD session. Lim was bait for anon to be pounced upon by the Hellhounds.

>> No.23257040

Someone had saved them at one point, once. Not me though. I think Hatterfag did most of the greentexting for her.

>> No.23257050

r u sure?

>> No.23257051
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love elves

>> No.23257059

Fuck elves

>> No.23257068

She's too much of a dork to be DM, I bet one of the hellhounds would do it better.

>> No.23257071

Found a bit of stuff on warosu. Seems interesting. My wife would probably like her, or at least be familiar with her.

I'd bully the hell out of her. My wife would probably enjoy me bullying the hell out of her.

>> No.23257073

Failed egirl elf is really cute, kind of hope something like it becomes an archetype.

>> No.23257075
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can you handle it?

>> No.23257096

Holy shit she's big, any drawing is practice though so keep it up anon!

>> No.23257106

Yeah, the second she flexes her Hellhound jock muscles, Anon will be all over her and begging to be taken to pound town.

>> No.23257146

Buff lich raises buff girls of course. Fit cardio jiangshi, gymnast bod ghouls, ripped zombies and strongwoman skeleton girls with giant bones.

>> No.23257168

Imagine how fucking jacked Ochimushas she raises must be.

>> No.23257182

>ywn simp for your private elf e-girl who then magically experiences her time in the spotlight and comes to the realization at the end of all the glory that what was really precious to her was there all along and now she has to fight to win it back, not knowing that the woman who gave her glory did it just so she could steal her one fan

>> No.23257184

That power was sealed away for a reason!

>> No.23257195

Its amazing.
10/10 would give necromantic lore.

Well they're unsealing my dick.
What can they say about that?

>> No.23257196

>not knowing that the woman who gave her glory did it just so she could steal her one fan
That's just plain mean

>> No.23257205

>ah after 1000 years I'm finally free, its time to conquer earth!

>> No.23257211

Yeah, that ass is asking for a pounding.

>> No.23257215

I want to make the Baki joke, but you try and imagine the body of the perfect soldier and I honestly draw a bit of a blank. I think big arms are in there, for extensive bow usage, which would translate to a ripped back. I don't know if she'd lack the fat content to actually have much of a defined abdomen tho. Dem thighs tho. Build for carrying her kit over long distances and harsh terrains. And of course, what soldier is better than the soldier that makes more soldiers? Breeding hips are a must.

>> No.23257234

The tangled webs we weave.

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>> No.23257275

Can Golems be modified to have a more monster-like body? Does that mean that there are Golems with tail-pussies or wings?

>> No.23257279

>make my monster grow!
Monster in this case her husband's penis.

>> No.23257287

Like, it would REALLY test my faith to my wife

>> No.23257292

>Can Golems be modified to have a more monster-like body?
Like an arachnotron automaton?

>> No.23257295

Apache Penis-Inyuk-chuk!

>> No.23257297

im thinking beastwars

>> No.23257307

Similar to that. Just the idea of trying to use what they already know works to create a better golem/automaton for capture/extraction.

>> No.23257313

I find the "only one fan" concept really sad and cute.
>Cheshire telling jokes to a completely empty venue
>genuinely about to cry on stage
>best friend comes in running late from work, but he laughs at all her dumb jokes like usual
>Cheshire manages to smile, finish her set, cries happy tears at the sound of her only friend/ only fan's goofy laughter

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>> No.23257322

She’s gonna rock that anons world when she finds out its him.

>> No.23257335

>make my momster grow!

>> No.23257347

Fucking Oedipoids have to stick their complex into everything.

>> No.23257351

Gains should be all natural, magical shortcuts are immoral

>> No.23257355

>"J-Jeeze, dead crowd huh?"
>Zombie girl drunk at her table gives a 'hyuh hyuh hyuh'

>> No.23257360

All elves need love.

>> No.23257364

Hehe boobs go boing

>> No.23257375

Rita Repulsa is why I love Mayadere girls. She was alone for 10,000 years she just needed a friend and husband.

>> No.23257382 [DELETED] 

>a rock that anons world w
im getting some senko vibes here for some reason, anyone else?

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>tfw Oculus S just became available off their website and I grabbed one

Definitely can't be bullied now!

>> No.23257393

Mayadere is shit, and outs you as a pathetic powerfag. Tsundere was, is, and will always be the best.

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>> No.23257401

A rita repulsa style Demon or Dragon girl is honestly simultaneously adorable and cute and hot to me. Such a clumsy helpless dork but also undeniably massively powerful. I'd be there to comfort her after she loses again and again and again to the Sabbath Rangers.

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We'll see about that.

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I am starting to see why people like fluff collars on their monsters.

>> No.23257406

im getting some senko vibes here for some reason, anyone else?

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And again and again and again and again and again and again

>> No.23257428

how flat even is that
I like the face/hair, but

>> No.23257438

I need the hot pink Gazer.

>> No.23257441

Hey I lost my waterworld images. Anyone still have them? You know the ones.

>> No.23257445

>not liking DFC
you sir are a swine and not my nigga.

>> No.23257459

i'm gonna go hang out at the gazer goo tar pits without any clothes on just to make fun of the gazers hanging out there!

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Sorry! We're fresh out of that...hehe

>> No.23257466

i admit I am not looking at the uncencored version, maybe there's something the bars are blocking
but what I can see is a fucking rectangle torso
if I ever saw a real girl like that I would cry bitter tears of despair FOR her

>> No.23257467

I think she would be better as a Dark Mage

>> No.23257472

>Mayadere is shit
>Tsundere is best
Fuck you, Tiamat is the best Dragon in existence and you're clearly a faggot who's into emotional abuse by bipolar womanlets.

>> No.23257479

imagine a gazer grabbing and titjobbing your forearm with her perky small tits

>> No.23257482

I personally like dandere and kuudere best, but I can understand how mayadere would appeal to some.

>> No.23257483
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Good luck finding more than one, and them not being at each other's throats.

Also, mind your manners, and maintain eye contact

>> No.23257492

>emotional abuse by bipolar womanlets
Anon, do you know what mayadere means?

>> No.23257493

>i admit I am not looking at the uncencored version,
guy literally posted the link to it you silly goose.

>> No.23257494

I personally find her, and her flat chest, more attractive than large breasts and """curves""".

>> No.23257505

Is there a legal procedure for an Automaton to gain citizenship and rights that "natural" monsters have, or do they have them by default? Also is there a legal procedure for all of my rights getting revoked and me no longer being legally recognized as a person, but an object that Automaton has full ownership of?

>> No.23257507

>Dandere and Kuudere
Yeah, those are good too, as a Tsunderefag, I can accept those too.

Yan is shit, though. Obviously

>> No.23257510

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well. I would do the same for mine too.
>come home from work
>you see your Mayadere demon waifu shoveling moose tracks ice cream into her mouth watching soap operas in her in her pjs holding back tears
>you ask her what happened and the dam in her bursts and she starts crying
>you just hug her until she’s done crying as she goes back to timidly eating her ice cream
>you just sigh and walk into the kitchen to grab a spoon as you undo your tie and sit next to your waifu
>the rest of the night involves you and her eating two tubs of ice cream and laughing until she finally falls asleep on top of you
>you’ll never tuck your Mayadere waifu into bed after a rough defeat to a bunch of CC lolis pretending to be middle schoolers

>> No.23257514

Patrician. All things in moderation.

>> No.23257516

she has to pass the turing test.

>> No.23257521

took me a few minutes to remember how to get into sadpanda
uncensored isn't quite as sad, I suppose
but that kind of look is better on a taller build

>> No.23257528

Listen buddy if I can't go hunting after my waifu like the Horseman War trying to drive my big girthy broadsword into the breast of a five headed Dragon I don't want it.

>> No.23257547

why should he?

>> No.23257575
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Almost time

>> No.23257616

I do like a white snake

>> No.23257622

>Here I go again...

>> No.23257630

That snake is looking a little intense
>the rape has escalated

>> No.23257640

That's because she is

>> No.23257678

God I love it.

>> No.23257680

Do you believe in gravity?

>> No.23257687

"""flat""" chests are an affront to god.

>> No.23257688

gravity is a myth made up by poor people who dont want to work.

>> No.23257701

Kuudere Basilisk > Himedere Medusa > Deredere Bunyip > Yandere Shirohebi > Mayadere Echidna > Tsundere Lamia

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>> No.23257728

Imagine being this wrong

>> No.23257736

Holy shit, is she wrapped around the top of that arch? big fucking snake
fuck you Shirohebi best

>> No.23257744

Look closer. That arch appears to be perspiring.

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>> No.23257748

I think they are wrists.

>> No.23257757

If liking cute, flat girls makes me a blasphemer, than cast me down and call me Lucifer.

>> No.23257760

different people need different types of motivations to perform at their highest ability.

>> No.23257763

I hope someday a snake binds me and requests I struggle more while she pants heavily.

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That's kinda the idea, boyo

>> No.23257773

now I'm confused
hmm. Arms? I guess. what are the diagonal things at the bottom supposed to be? shoulders?
they seem too close together

>> No.23257782

Maybe legs make more sense.

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Based Bapho poster. I've always loved them and I'm proud to call a Baphomet my wife but I really like how WGIII mentioned they really get off on the taboo themselves, the more wrong it feels the more the loli goats will love it.

>> No.23257788

Lay on your back and lift your legs up as far as you can

>> No.23257794

Yep, that's it
weird angle and scaling, but that is definitely it

>> No.23257801

It really doesn't

>> No.23257802

>"Halt, trespasser. In the name of my lord the Echidna, I shall not let you pass any further into this dungeon. I shall not pursue if you wisely wish to turn away. But should you foolishly proceed, then as challenger, I await your first blow. Beware, trespasser... I have never lost a challenge. Should you try and-"
>"Yes yes, sweetie, we know. Your father and I brought a nice young man we thought you'd like to meet! He's an archeologist, he says he knows a lot about those curved swords you like so much!"
>"Moooom! They're called Scimitars!"
>"Yes well, stop threatening that statue and come over here sweetie, we're on the other side of the room, I'm sure mister Anon would like to discuss all about them with you!"

>> No.23257816

>Deredere Bunyip
I really like that fluffy snake.

>> No.23257843

i want to huff fluff collar so much

>> No.23257859
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I wanna marry Bapho-chan

>> No.23257879

Ooga booga where the human boys at?

>> No.23257892

Me too. I hope that the portals open soon, I need some fluff right about now.

>> No.23257894

This artist draws such soft girls

>> No.23257898

to who?

>> No.23257905

To me. I wanna be her hubby, her onii-chan

>> No.23257907


>> No.23257915

I want to hire a maid monster, then bully her by trying to do everything by myself.

>> No.23257920


>> No.23257926

>portals open in my sleep
>wake up with an Alice in bed next to me, a Tengu curiously looking through my stuff, an Automaton bringing me tea, and the smell of fresh-cooked breakfast prepared by a Nurarihyon, waiting for me on the couch

>> No.23257958

That sounds great. I want to wake up to the sounds and smells of breakfast, and find my waifu in the kitchen, giving me the biggest smile.

>> No.23257965

Sounds like the dream, anon. On portal day, I plan on getting some soft p'orcs, maybe 2 or 3, and a h'orc with a nice, fluffy collar.

>> No.23257985

>fluffy collar
God I love those. Great taste anon.

>> No.23257990

Baphos are nice and all, but can't compare to a loli Dark Mage with all-natural mosquito bites and pear body.

>> No.23258007

Bapho-sama has probably made more than her fair share of loli Dark Mages.

>> No.23258011
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Would you?

>> No.23258021

Nah. Gimme a threesome with the fairy sisters.

>> No.23258033

>Wake up in some noblewoman's bed being used as a Wight's daiki, stolen away the moment the portals open
>Want to extricate self to explore, but the frigid ghost sea breeze rolling in through the balcony means the only sources of warmth are the bed, the bits of the wight with direct skin contact and a small fireplace up the other end of the room
>Decide to just lie in bed for a bit until the Wight gets squirmy and grindy.

>> No.23258058
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When there's a much better girl?


>> No.23258065

Navi and Rosa (from OoS) were my first childhood crushes.

>> No.23258069

>all-natural mosquito bites
How do you get fake un-implants? Is it like silicone just antimatter?

>> No.23258075

Why is she so fat

>> No.23258078

I'd listen to her any day.
>not imp midna

>> No.23258086
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Damn straight you fuckin' weirdo

>> No.23258087

Bapho cosplaying as Icon Of Sin! A sexy Icon Of Sin, but still!

>> No.23258089

I want to hear from both sides: Why do you like/dislike the idea of a fairy wife? I'm on the dislike side, as they are too small for a lot of the activities I would want to do, but I am interested to hear the other side of the argument.

>> No.23258099

>"Ho hooooh! Doomslayer-sama, you already destroyed that piece of my armor! Perhaps you just can't stop paying attention to my flat chest long enough to work my other parts!"

>> No.23258106

Dark mages are loners, you probably won't see any of them in the sabbaths.Not a whole lot of suppliers for loli dark mages, other than the wombs of grown up dark mages.

>> No.23258116

And I'm sure Bapho-sama gets awfully stressed, and has to find other ways to relieve that stress since
>tfw no onii-chan

>> No.23258127
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Does anyone know why Japanese monstergirl goblins have horns?

>> No.23258129

Princess Ruto was mine, adult form. I remember printing off pictures of her from searching "Princess Ruto sexy" on Google in my early teens, using them for fapping and hiding them under my mattress. Moved onto Midna soon after. Good times...
That was before I knew porn and hentai sites where a thing or what porn even was.

>> No.23258179

What monster is best for a tsundere (male)?
What monster is best for a yandere (male)?
What monster is best for a kuudere (male)?
What monster is best for a mayadere (male)?
What monster is best for a thugdere (male)?
What monster ia best for a himedere (male)?
What monster is best for a deredere (male)?

>> No.23258201

They'd have a hard time breaking through the friend zone but I do have one daydream with a pregnant fairy.
Mostly fussing over her, stuff like wiping the sweat from her brow with a miniature towel or holding out bits of her favorite food for her to eat in leisure.
When the child is born holding your whole family in your hands while your exhausted wife beams at you seems pretty neat too.

>> No.23258232

Cus they're horny.

>> No.23258251
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There are better horny girls, though

>> No.23258256
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Can't wait for the Horse

>> No.23258264

I wanna McFucking kill myself.

>> No.23258268

idk but the they're known for raping women which means that translating that into MGE as monsters who rape men makes them goblins at heart! please be scared of getting raped so the goblin can enjoy herself with you!

>> No.23258274
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Remove homewrecker horse

Snek is childhood friend and deserves to win

>> No.23258277

Will you marry the Dorf if they gain enough power to become Dorf Holstaurs?

>> No.23258282

Me too

>> No.23258292

All-natural because she's actually that young.

>> No.23258303

Opposites attract

>> No.23258306
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Too easy

>> No.23258327

She's not wearing any pants!

>> No.23258345

Why bother when thicc draphs are right there?

>> No.23258349
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Terrifying, isn't it?

>> No.23258357

Because Draphs don't exist anon

>> No.23258362

I want to McFuck a Holstaur
btw, is a holstaur eating a beef burger just like a human eating an uma delicia monkey soup?

>> No.23258364

Neither do dorfs.

>> No.23258372
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Fine fine.

Draphs don't exist in MGE.

>> No.23258373

No. Monkey's are fucking disgusting.

>> No.23258378

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make a big, muscled cyclops your daiki while she studies metallurgy and engineering cause no one needs blacksmiths anymore.

>> No.23258391

Cosplaying as a skull embedded in a wall?

>> No.23258394


>> No.23258400
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>"You worry too much, you know?"
>"Things like that are bad for your health."
>"Oh, you look so pathetic, I just..."
>"Here, let me help."
>"Just relax for now..."

>> No.23258412

She's a public use spawn of hell.

>> No.23258413
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What an absolute, pathetic scrub.
Get rekt, n00b

>> No.23258427
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>He doesnt know what the doom eternal final boss fight is

>> No.23258438

If you spoil it, I will go super saiyan and cock slap you to death.

>> No.23258451

its a big fat snail to embody how slow you are at beating the game

>> No.23258455

I don't follow shitty games

>> No.23258458


Tell me your secrets, little fairy

>> No.23258459

haha Doomguy go JUUUUMP

>> No.23258462

Baphomet/Icon of Sin from Doom 2 but full-body and robotic

>> No.23258485
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um, excuse me?

>> No.23258494

I don't understand how foxgirls can also be warships
but they are definitely sexy

>> No.23258543

girls with extensive gun batteries are hot

>> No.23258560

>Blocks your path

>> No.23258576

I'm just trying to figure out why I like them as distinct from, you know, regular MGE foxes
Is it the uniforms? The (ostensible) deference/obedience? The thinly-veiled (and sometimes not so veiled) yan tendencies?

>> No.23258582

Kuudere (male) here. I like small, gentle girls. Kuudere, dandere, and deredere are my favorite "types".

>> No.23258584
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Time to drink booze 'n fuck and we're all out of booze.

>> No.23258610

Spanking a Grizzly.

>> No.23258612

>they unzip your pants after pinning you down
>they say this in unison

>> No.23258625

What do you call a sick unicorn? A leppercorn

>> No.23258678

yan foxes in fine clothing are top

>> No.23258691
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wait wait wait, does /mgg/ ACTUALLY have a thing against giantess'? Like... Seriously? Or is it just that one faggot?

>> No.23258701

Oh god it's happening again

>> No.23258706

I feel like mom would've loved for me to come home with a nice irish lass. If not that, a dragon.

>> No.23258714
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>> No.23258718


Shut up!

>> No.23258730

oh come on. new thread. let's not?
GIANT-giants are not really a part of the monstergirl context. macro/microshit is a different ball of wax - there may be monstergirls in giantess discussions, but 'giants' are not part of monstergirl culture (at least here.) big girls, sure- but not that big.
IDGAF if someone wants to post it, so long as they make it slightly more on-topic than 'look guys my waifu is HUUUGE'
others, as you may have noticed, are far more vocal about their displeasure and more than willing to shit the place up over it
so let's not

>> No.23258731

Anon's really hitting it off!

>> No.23258735

it's the same retard dude. no newfag would bother looking back at old threads

>> No.23258759

I want to get taken home by Haku

>> No.23258800
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Ok, so less actual mge-esque giantess' but the absurd shit that some others get into. Just curious, I like monster girls, and I like giantess'. I also like vore but aside from sandworm level stuff I won't shit up the thread with it. It's like that one anon who keeps posting the sbbw pics, yeah? So trolls.

Was combing through the last thread to add to my folder, came across that and couldn't let it go. Here, have some cute and stop being a faggot.

>> No.23258809
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Ara ara, you wouldn't take advantage of a helpless chaste sister, would you?

>> No.23258819

That's what she thinks. She is gunna be in a nun designed reverse bunny suit with my dick deep in her by next week.

>> No.23258823

> a nun designed reverse bunny suit
Come again?

>> No.23258825
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Can it stop snowing? I just want to enjoy some heat after all this cold

>> No.23258828

i indeed would not make sexually aggressive movements against a nun

>> No.23258829

>facial expression, long hair
>the way the dress hangs off of but also conceals her body
Only when nobody is looking, Sister

>> No.23258831

Where I live all the snow is gone already and has been for weeks. It's spring, yo.

>> No.23258834

Basically a reverse bunny suit, but black and white and with a nuns habit.

>> No.23258848

I don't know what a reverse bunny suit is, anon.

>> No.23258854

Latest meme outfit

>> No.23258856

Sounds like the latest retarded meme clothing

>> No.23258862 [SPOILER] 
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>Posting the edited one

What are you doing lad? At least do the original.

>> No.23258866

do you know what a bunnysuit is?
I think a better word than reverse would be inverse
instead of a singlet that covers some/most of the torso and leaves arms/legs etc bare, the reverse/inverse bunnysuit is sleeves and leggings and otherwise exposes the body
hard to find a blueboard-friendly example for reasons that shouldn't need expanding upon

>> No.23258870

I get what you're describing and I find it silly.

>> No.23258874

>tells others to stop being a fag
>admits to liking vore


>> No.23258875

Not him, I was imagining just the pure bodysuit and thinking about how fucking retarded that would look. But if you tied it all in by covering the torso with a kind of fishnet stocking material it would look kind of okay.

>> No.23258877
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Ok or continue being a faggot. I'm gonna keep posting cute.

>> No.23258893

There are some versions like that.

>> No.23258900

i have an idea for a touhou fangame.
you are a prostitute and your job is to pleasure all the youkai girls
every night before you go to sleep, you have to have sex with reimu to get purified by her as an exchange deal.
bosses to fuck include remilia, yuyuko, eirin + kaguya, suika, etc.
you can get raped if you become too careless, getting raped too much will make you traumatized and you'll lose
the more youkais you fuck, the more popular you become so getting a good fuck by a touhou becomes more likely
you can get hired to be a fucktoy at scarlet devil mansion, eintei, hakugyokurou, etc.
there are shady touhous that can kidnap you if you're not careful. watch aya's news to find out which touhou is "shadey"

>> No.23258912
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You've got 12 hrs till a kunoichi comes to "assassinate" how do you prepare in those hours? Traps, guards, decoys, scented candles, lotion, aphrodisiacs, etc.

>> No.23258916
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Gonna get me a bodyguard.

>> No.23258918


>> No.23258920

Handcuff myself to my bed right before she arrives

>> No.23258921

Cram and study to learn as much Zipangese as possible. Then impress her with my mastery of that language.

>> No.23258924

lock myself in the filthy gaiden centaur neighbor's closet next door, she probably can't find me or get in the closet if i lock it

>> No.23258928

I let my wife take care of her

>> No.23258948

call the police. have her arrested for threatening me.

>> No.23258968

>Peer out your blinds to see a Kunoichi being slammed against the hood of a policecar.
>Her eyes meet yours, then narrow.
>Suddenly a smoke bomb goes off and the police are left bewildered, she's nowhere to be seen.

She'll get you next time Anon!

>> No.23258975
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I demand police protection! I am an important person!

>> No.23258993

If she looks like that, go hide in the nearest Sabbath branch.
If she isn't so excessively curved, accept my fate and my new wife.

>> No.23258999

>>Peer out your blinds to see a Kunoichi being slammed against the hood of a policecar.

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Thank god Gremlin-chan helped me build 6 Automaton Masters.

That Kunoichi is going to get obliterated for sure!

>> No.23259038

10/10 design would watch

>> No.23259040

Probably one of those dummy thicc Kunoichi that get caught all the time.

>> No.23259043

I want icewoman and Bombwoman to step on me.

>> No.23259053

More like all up in those guts girl. i deserve to die

>> No.23259103

Of course not. Any unmarried man who stares into her eye is going to be compelled to eat her out or mating press her on the spot

>> No.23259114
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Anons I think I messed up the demon summoning, what did I do wrong?

>> No.23259128

Too much of something. She's not flat and a loli.

>> No.23259141

You got one of those rare hybrids Echidnas make, it's liking winning the lottery

>> No.23259150
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I'd like to order one Yuugi, with a side of Suika.

>> No.23259213


What's wrong with a mofusucci?

>> No.23259262

Tell her she got the wrong house.

>> No.23259279
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Introducing dragons to the concept of paper money!

>> No.23259292

Dragons and Jabberwocks make for excellent maids.

>> No.23259381

why is it so hard to find good pics of centaur buttholes?

>> No.23259401

Would a lizard girl become a cuckqueen if you beat her. As in, she wants you to spread you "strong genes" or whatever I wants you to fight more girls so you ca impregnate them?

>> No.23259404

As much as I agree, it's basically feral furry porn, and you're better off looking for that, if all you're looking for is horse anus.

>> No.23259416

nah if the girl half isnt in frame it feels gross.

>> No.23259419

>The self awareness surfaces for but a moment before sinking once more under the deluge of "HORSE BUSSY XDDDD"

>> No.23259494
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I just want wholesome 2u lewd.

>> No.23259539

I masturbate furiously until my dick falls off. She can't kill me if I'm already dead.

>> No.23259632
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>Beat lizard girl so hard she believes she's not worthy of having your children and makes it her quest to find you a suitable mate
>Having to deal with mere'd lizard girl following you around challenging any monster girl who looks even in your direction and if they beat her they have to fight you for the right to marry you
>Challenges pack of p'orcs lead by a h'orc and gets overwhelmed easily
>Have to fight off them yourself
>Makes fun of oomukade for being a shut in and gets a biteful of venom
>Have to fight off spurned centipede
>Insults oni calling her a musclebound idiot who doesn't deserve to have your kids
>Gets suplexed and you have to fight off angry oni who wants to prove her wrong
>Lizard girl gets drunk and jumps up on a table declaring that none of the girls here are good enough for you
>She hops off to especially piss off a haughty dragon calling her a thousand year old NEET who's unused pussy is probably dustier and more barren than a zombie's
>She gets punched into nearby forest as you follow through the hole in the wall to make sure the dragon doesn't kill her
>Of course when she sees you she'll take the opportunity to stick it to your lizard girl companion
>Beat her only spamming health potions to heal through the damage
>Afterwards you take the lizard girl to a fallen god's church to get revived and heal yourself
>Still somewhat drunken and laughs about how heal sluts are not even worthy of looking at your dick and continue uselessly schlick through their chastity belts
>Don't get heals that night, unless you marry the head priestess
>Finally had enough of her cucking herself so you take her back to the ruined tavern and rent a room
>Spend the rest of the night thoroughly impregnating her

>> No.23259826
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Just thinkin' 'bout thos' pigs.

How I'd love their hot, sweaty bodies grindin' agains' me.
How I'd love their warm, slimy tongues lickin' me.
How I'd love their hot, smelly breath waftin' 'cross my face.
How I'd love their them pressin' their big tits agains' me.
How I'd love my dick in their tight cunts 'n' asses.
How I'd rub their soft 'n' fuzzy pig ears for a job well dun.

Love'n me sum pigs

>> No.23259852
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stinky pigs

>> No.23259855

Stinky, but very lewd and very sexy

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>> No.23259885

Reverse baby trap.

>> No.23259927

Alright, who gave the p'orc chieftain access to the internet?

>> No.23259970
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What do ya think I do all day as a p'orc cheiftan?

I sure as shit don' work.
I eat, sleep, fuck, shitpost, and play vidya.
I have a harem that fawns over me all day, all night.
At any givin' moment, I can call one over to suck me off, 'n' they eagerly do it.
They do the work 'n' the chores.
I eat the most succulent meats.
I sleep in the comfiest beds with p'orcs snugglin' up ta me for dear life.
I rule over the stronghold with a firm and horny, yet compassionate fist.
'N' that fist has been ta some intimate places of their's on the kinkier nigh's if ya catch ma meanin'

>> No.23260012
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Incorrect, blue is.

>> No.23260027

>marry the head priestess
I will, I always wonder what she looks like underneath those awfully loose robes.

>> No.23260046
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>ywn have a big wolf force you to sit on her lap

>> No.23260050

Good end.
Then again, any story that ends with you hate-fucking a lizard girl pregnant is a good end.

>> No.23260095

Atlach-Nacha needs a ballgag for when the venom wears off

>> No.23260103

Nacho is probably into erotic asphyxiation

>> No.23260111


>> No.23260158

Pale orcs > brown = green orcs > black orcs > B'orcs > P'orcs

>> No.23260253

H'orc stands above all others but p'orc is placed correctly

>> No.23260296

If I was to be fair and charitable, H'orc stands neither above nor below the others, but apart, and pretty high up as decent girls.

I don't see H'orcs as orcs. They're boar girls, as there are wolf girls and bear girls and cat girls.

>> No.23260311

Porking a P'orc

>> No.23260419
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7:30 am, time for your slime Benedict for breakfast and slime tea with your slime fork and slime plate master! No need to get up, I'll bring it to the slime bed!

>> No.23260429

>she won't admit it, but Nacha loves getting put in a stranglehold by her hubby's big strong arms while getting railed from behind

>> No.23260452

>Not slime AM
>Not slime for slime slime with a slime of slime and added slime
Bad slime

>> No.23260476

So she can built a throne out of it like in Breaking Bad?

>> No.23260479

Sounds like a good life. Me, I'd be the treacherous adviser to a High Orc.

>> No.23260548


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I have become convinced after reading the new issue of Immortal Hulk that a Yeti is stronger than a Minotaur. Prove me wrong.

>> No.23260621

A minotaur isn't known so much for its raw strength as it is a kind of bestial cunning, it's lust and ferocity.

Iirc Yetis were sometimes blamed for avalanches and other immense forces of nature. Bit of a no brainer.

>> No.23260624

How do you get a shoggoth maid?
Or does a shoggoth maid "get" you?

>> No.23260633

You follow the old covenants, or look for the purple many eyed kiki when in the market for a maid.

>> No.23260636

But a Minotaur has ox power!

>> No.23260639

>look for the purple many eyed kiki when in the market for a maid.
What's the maid market like these days?

>> No.23260645

Closed due to corona.

>> No.23260656

An angry Yeti has been known to manhandle an ox

>> No.23260657
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Hey slave-boy want some shrooms?

>> No.23260665

Well, how will I get a monster girl to clean my house while half naked now then?

>> No.23260667

Well alright then.

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Just phone them, jeez.

>> No.23260694

10/10 would get human trafficked by.

>> No.23260721

>Not making a Drow submissive as fuck and she gets off on that knowing that she is going to be bred like a common elven whore.
>Not showing her what affection that surface dwellers have towards each other afterwards
>Not having her come with you so she can have more of that afterwards because she wants it.

I know they have a massive fetish and see that shit as taboo.

>> No.23260726

I have zero interest in maledom.

>> No.23260732

>The monstergirl maid market closed
>During a time when great cleanliness is needed
This is Devlibug fake news

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>> No.23260760

I rather ease her in by letting her feel confident and comfortable before tapping into that hidden racial sub fetish. The psyche of a dark elf is a complex and delicate thing and going out of the gates with the rough doggy chokehold is liable to result in an intense reaction that could really swing either way. They key is to let them still feel like they're in charge even as you have their ass over their heads in a matingpress and are currently claiming their elven womb

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>> No.23260846

The market crashed, but on the plus side it means perfectly balanced *dere maid harems are now perfectly affordable. Well, in theory, at least, since from the tone the desperate maids speak in you'd think they were all secret yanderes or something ridiculous like that.

>> No.23260848

I want a chesire to step on me and claim I posted cringe.

>> No.23260855
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Don't let their cuddly nature fool you, Yetis are strong creatures that can turn violent if they get hoverhanded in a hug

>> No.23260920

I want to punish a cheshire cringe poster with multiple relentless dickings.

>> No.23261092
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I wish I had a buff Yeti girlfriend, and that I was a slim pretty boy that would accentuate her impressive musculature.

>> No.23261219
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I've been killing time in quarantine with creepypastas. What are some horror stories you'd like to share with Monsters?

>> No.23261255

1917's no-man's-land and the abandoned German trench scenes.

>> No.23261317

I think it would be really fun to come up with spooky stories for a Titania and her court. Just scary enough for the little fairies to get really into it and for the queen to verbally assure everyone (mostly herself, given her tone of voice) that it's just a story.

>> No.23261327

Tales of American Prohibition for Onis and Satyros.

>> No.23261333

I'm going to let the Fairies know that there's a SKELETON INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW

>> No.23261365

A lonely kejourou falls in love with a new barber who people say is quite freaky. Little does she know Fred is much more Naughty than she could have imagined.

>> No.23261386

Let them watch you play SMT Nocturne or Digital Devil Saga 1/2.

The whole setting in both of those games are bleak as fuck. Especially Nocturne.

>> No.23261396

The only Atlus game that's MG approved is Catherine

>> No.23261412

Got anything that 'asnt got slime innit?

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My money is on the mino
>Built for battle
>Rage mode
>Skilled in the art of the ax
>Chosen defenders of labyrinths and dungeons
>Horns for goring enemies
Meanwhile a yeti only has brute strength to her name. Strength that a mino would either match or be close to matching. Put them on a neutral field and the mino wins every single time

>> No.23261487

i want aya to be my girlfriend. imagine her crow tengu pussy.

>> No.23261507

>Digital Devil Saga
That game goes from bleak to hilarious, though.

>> No.23261563

dark elves are the worst elves!

>> No.23261569

Jadusable is releasing the conclusion to Ben Drowned.

>> No.23261577

>Dark Elves are the worst Elves

>> No.23261653

I wanna fuck a Titania and then fall asleep in her arms on those comfortable mounds.

>> No.23261678

I bet she's weak to hugs and affection in general

>> No.23261707

I have a odd fascination with dark, scary, occult and macabre things, which is strange since I'm such a massive scaredy-cat.

My wife would probably be the kind to share those stories with me instead, and laugh before eventually comforting me. Same with scary movies.

>> No.23261740

So I can defeat the Minotaur by making out with her? I'm up for that, even if I don't win.

>> No.23261771
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das racist
she'll femdom you in front of your wight waifu for saying that

>> No.23261780

Name monster girls so harmless that they could be trusted with babysitting human kids even when it's a full moon during mating season.

>> No.23261788

Your wife.

>> No.23261819

Good point. Even the sexually "dangerous" monster girls becomes sexually bound to her husband. A married Hellhound babysitting human kids would be funny.

>> No.23261821

God I wish I had a Dark Elf mistress to give me a carefree existence
Or maybe I should ask Satan for that instead

>> No.23261822

Kobold, Houri and Cu Sith. Even the order are chill with them

>> No.23261826

Wolfs are man’s best friend after all...

>> No.23261832

>Even the sexually "dangerous" monster girls becomes sexually bound to her husband
Doesn't stop corruption via other methods though, as world guides have shown there's more ways to corrupt someone than doing the scissor dance.

>> No.23261865

Umi Osho

>> No.23262004

Again, as with most monster-related issues in my household, ask Jamal to comve over.

>> No.23262007

A married unicorn

>> No.23262024

How long does it take monster girls to get ready? I would think alps and warrior types don't really care about prettying up, but what about royalty/leader type monsters?

>> No.23262026

A farm pig looks exactly like a boar after they go feral for a few years

>> No.23262042

I want to corrupt that drow into a cuddle/kissu slut.

>> No.23262052
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I don't normally link shit but https://fapforfun.net/archives/15765 has that Zell monster girl game with a translation and trying to explain how to get it work would be a pain so here you go.

>> No.23262093

>Ha ha! You must have the wrong guy lady
>The recruiter said that this was an agricultural internship with built in personal networking seminars

>> No.23262135

A buff weresheep would give better hugs than a yeti

>> No.23262161

You'd get a very strong nap in, that's for sure.

>> No.23262175

Flex your fluff muscles, baby.

>> No.23262264
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I need some testing before I make proper judgement.

>> No.23262280

The Invasion of the S&M Sheep!

>> No.23262323

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the cuddle club's 2 blocks down

>> No.23262329
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I'm unconvinced

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>> No.23262350

Ahh fuck you leathersheep, maybe you and I should settle it right here on the bed

>> No.23262363

>not "Fuck ewe"
Cmon man these are easy lobs

>> No.23262376

This is not what I had in mind when I saw the name 'The Cotton Club'

>> No.23262379

Hug you

>> No.23262389

Japanese le chocolate bdsm sadistic anti-elves are.
Druuchi, however, are olev.

>> No.23262436

Brave the cold wastes to get superior Druuchi waifu!
Or get nabbed by the weirdo high elves around there.

>> No.23262470

You mean H'Elves.

>> No.23262520

They’re not weirdos! They’re my waifus!

>> No.23262542

Your 'waifus' live in the wastes, weird out the other high elves, and basically terrorize the Druuchi while following around an old cake who may or may not be undead.

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Would you accept to be the prize of a monster girl boxing match?

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Would you accept to be the prize of a monster girl boxing match?

>> No.23262646

Hellhounds doesn't like casual sex. They like competitive sex.

>> No.23262661

Yeah, I'd be fine with that.

>> No.23262668

No. I’d rather be a ring boy and walk around with the round cards after every round.

>> No.23262735

>poor emotional expression
>not much of a personality
>not particularly good at anything
>not particularly passionate about anything

I can't see any mamono genuinely loving me.

>> No.23262748

Get a dorome

>> No.23262761

But what if a loli wins?

>> No.23262764

Still fine with that.

>> No.23262771
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Dormouse might be good for you. They just want to sleep and cuddle!

>> No.23262773

To the victor goes the spoils

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>> No.23262802

>Sandworm vs Sand Wurm
>Anon will spend the rest of his life with a woman full of maternal love or internal love.

>> No.23262816

That sounds very nice.

>> No.23262822

My money's on the wurm

>> No.23262825

Dormouse, Minotaur, Oni. They're all pretty okay with just sleeping and fucking, alternatively A Lich is a good match for your first two points and she would be fine as long as you were passionate about her.

>> No.23262836

That sandworm is getting suplexed.

>> No.23262840
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Tsuraras only have one good eye and no depth perception, I'd like to see her try and hit me with icicles

>> No.23262873

But I don't like ice cream!

>> No.23262874

They have the eye patch cause they're a bit chuuni and also want to look a little intimidating

>> No.23262877

I want all the ice types FUCK HEAT

>> No.23262897

>Summons a Babylon's Gate's worth of icicles, all pointed in your direction
>"Yeah, my aim isn't great, that's true. How's your dodging though?"

>> No.23262904

>maternal love
That's no Atlach-Nacha.

>> No.23262906

I have no super powers but I can run reasonably fast.

>> No.23262922


He was an ayylmao though

>> No.23262927

Tsurara would be great if the cold didn't make me so uncomfortable.

>> No.23262938

If I were the prize than both girls would try to lose

>> No.23262972

No. There's a good chance I could end up with a mamono I don't like. I'll just stay quiet and find my way to a Runya library.

>> No.23262987

Bad, so time to take cover

>> No.23262989

I don't know about you, but I don't want an abusive momster.

>> No.23263012

Reminder to join the special Order Choir Boy division. The Order of Tormento Pabulum will make sure your faith protects you as you...distract the monsters in order for our brave soldiers to escape their clutches!

>> No.23263030

I wouldn't want a momster at all.
The only place I've seen mothers who weren't like Atlach-Nacha is in works of fiction.

>> No.23263036
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I'll make the sacrifice.

>> No.23263041

But who will protect me from the thirsty order priestess?

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>>not particularly passionate about anything
Depending on circumstances of your apathy, I might have the monster for you.

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Never felt safer

>> No.23263055

I've just never really been able to dedicate myself to anything, beyond a moderate interest. Nothing has stood out to me to the point of focusing large amounts of time and effort. Nothing makes me feel particularly enthusiastic.
Akaname are cute, though.

>> No.23263063

Will singing in my underwear in her lap really bring me closer the Chief God?

>> No.23263078
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Did the guy who's making Runya in Koikatsu ever get her card finished?

>> No.23263115

You're probably right. I don't think any monstergirl could genuinely love you, or anyone else here for that matter.

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Of course the only thing better is to get closer is to do it totally naked and facing her!

>> No.23263121

It must suck to be a male bully at a MG school
>Insulting the sub monsters makes them shlick and they tell you to keep going
>Insulting the dom monsters makes them shlick and they threaten to make you their boy-toy
>Insulting a neutral monster makes them shlick, as they fantasize about making you their husband
>Insulting royalty makes them blush and comment on how that's not how to talk to a lady
>Scummy monsters ignore your insults, and continue to undo your pants
>Trying to insult a Atlach-Nacha leads to you getting BTFO

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Given the chance to commit elf genocide, dark elves are the only kind of elf I'd spare.

>> No.23263191

Bullying fellow male students is also bad because even if his girlfriend is a sub monster, she can wreck your shit. You don't want to be known as the guy who got his ass handed to him by a Cockatrice.

>> No.23263197

>>Insulting royalty makes them blush and comment on how that's not how to talk to a lady
I could see young Ice Queens saying that, then freezing you to a wall for the yeti hall-monitor to find.

>> No.23263221

Working on it, I'm just a lazy piece of shit. I'll get on it soon enough.

>> No.23263237

MILF dragon that roosts on a high rise building and treats everyone inside as her children

>> No.23263241

What about when the teachers are the bullies?

>> No.23263273

No rush, my man. I's just inquiring

>> No.23263285

Jinko and Hellhound would be good too. For Hellhound he would make prime material for a submissive husband and the fact that she would likely have to protect him often will be more of a boost for her. Jinkos are fine with just focusing on martial arts and fucking their husbands in mating season and when he is horny. With anon she would have more time for martial arts.

>> No.23263294

is this flandre, yuuka, or rumia?

>> No.23263308

what's the difference between getting raped by a lilem and getting raped by a hellhound?

>> No.23263322

Hellhounds crush your hips with sheer thrusting force.

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>> No.23263329

so do lilems

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>> No.23263336

Today is my birthday, just one more year before I can cast spells and I'll cross over to the MGE world for good!

>> No.23263337
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He's fucked if he does something bad to a monster teacher's favorite student, or if the principal finds out.

>> No.23263359

Teach me to twirl the pen like that.

>> No.23263401
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the ocean palace is open to visitors

>> No.23263408

>someone waifus a lilim
Normal people
>nice waifu bro. Is cute!
>someone waifus a hellhound
Normal people
>nice waifu. Not really into femdom, but she still a cute!
>2/2 replies "I wanna lick her abs! Wanna give her bellyrubs and kisses! I want to make her tail wag!"
Essentially people lose less shit if you get raped by a hellhound.
just to be clear, if you've seen previous threads, then you know I'm not really wrong and that there are exceptions. Am I exaggerating? Yes. Trolling? Not really.

>> No.23263418

It's always so strange seeing someones distorted reality.

>> No.23263424

What if I want a regular succubus?

>> No.23263427
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Mammoth had cute hair. Pity the anime is dead now but at least the mango exists.

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>> No.23263437

My wife is a Hellhound and I've posted her several times without complaint. The game show Lilim guy talks about his wife with no problems too.

>> No.23263445
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Big fluffy tusks.

>> No.23263449

Read the spoiler
>"And there are exceptions"

>> No.23263450

I want to open her pussy with my cock.

>> No.23263461

haha jaypee go REEEEEEE

>> No.23263486

>I want to make her tail wag

>> No.23263490

This has literally never happened. Femdom fags and especially Hellhound fags get called out then they make autistic shit posts like this or start tantruming that there is a submissive hellhoud or "how dare you say you want to rape a monster, only we can use that word" or that raging mushooms ruin the setting because they can be used for maledom on any monster, or some other autism. Nobody cares what you like. It's when you try to play enforcer and scream because someone doesn't like something exactly that you do that you get called out.

>> No.23263509
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Would you join a Dhampir on a Castlevania-like adventure to defeat her Vampire mom?

>> No.23263513

Kiki is a chicken! I'll have her for dinner!

>> No.23263518

only if we listen to the soundtrack while doing it and the leigion boss doesnt exist

>> No.23263525

Depends. Are you a warrior, mage, or some sort of...I wanna say pirate?

>> No.23263534

Yeah but she has to drink my blood at every save point.

>> No.23263540

I think thats one of the few bosses in the series you cant change into a monster girl

>> No.23263554

>Dhampir's really strong and looks cool while fighting.
>But gets stuck on the simplest puzzles and needs your help with them.

>> No.23263559

Hey remember what happened when someone made a nerdy hellhound?

>> No.23263569

Hell nah, I hate adventures, I want to stay at home.

>> No.23263570

Remember to clean and stuff your chicken before dinner.

>> No.23263579

That line feels like it exists purely to wave off everything that proves the rest wrong.

>> No.23263589
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Now let's head back to reality

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>> No.23263593

What kind?
>Snooty Von Carstein mama that is all about tradition and formality so she's upset that her daughter ran away
>Honorable Blood Dragon mama that is disappointed her daughter left before completing her training and is looking forward to their final duel
>Insane Strigoi mama that leads a pack of rampaging ghouls and is hurt that its own blood became 'civilized'
>Seductive Lahmian mama that is curious why her daughter would choose such a brutish approach to the world despite her charms and beauty
>Calculating Nechrach mama who planned out an entire kingdom of undead to take over and wants to test if her daughter is ready to take the mantle
>Party loving Pirate Queen Vampire mama who only thought her daughter left to get more drinks.

>> No.23263602

Anon has to help ALL the daughters! No matter how over-confident, dummy thicc, or genki the might be.

>> No.23263606

Only got hate because it was a forced meme

>> No.23263623

>This has literally never happened

>> No.23263635

She tries this every century, even when her father confiscates all her high level gear as she enters, she won't give up!

>> No.23263649

I really, really like birdgirls. Especially Cockatrice, Tengu, and Jubjub.

>> No.23263661

just because you perceive yourself as unlovable, even in fantasy, does not mean that you are so
none of those things are inherently true
you may be broken, but that is not a life sentence. you can fix yourself.
it is always possible to become more than you are
Any mamano that shows you true love and care would send you on the road to betterment, but the epitome is no doubt Kikimora- she will support and care for you no matter how down you get, and will be waiting and ready when you decide to reclaim the potential that is always, and always be, yours

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I want to go bird-watching! There's so many different species of birds out there, in all different sizes and plumage!

>> No.23263668

What about doting vampire mama who thinks her daughter is just playing, thus enraging her even more.

>> No.23263672

I'm assuming you are trolling but seriously when fave femdomfags ever been told they can't like or talk about hellhounds or femdom. This very thread is full of femdom posts. Liking and talking about femdom is different than demanding that it's that only thing allowed in these treads. If being told to fuck off if you have a little bitch fit over a maledom post is oppressing you you are retarded.

>> No.23263680

Jubjubs are the best of them all

>> No.23263689

only if I get to 'keep' her afterwards

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>> No.23263691

If monsters were real I would love to chase down and rape a loli Cockatrice. They are in my top 10.

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>> No.23263697

Is there a fixed version of this ?

>> No.23263700

That too

>> No.23263702

I don't know my French friend.

>> No.23263705
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It's missing the Jub Jub!

>> No.23263715

>Implying I wouldn't want a JC small-breasted Jubjub

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>> No.23263759

With all these I would rather be the vampires dad that has an epic battle of the minds with her boyfriend as my daughter and wife battle.

>> No.23263760

But all of my teachers disliked me. I asked too many questions, and wasn't from one of the important families.

>> No.23263767

That big tiddy Cheshire is shady-looking.

>> No.23263786

Jub Jub best Wonderland girl confirmed.

>> No.23263794

The dream harem. It's got everything
>Cat girl
>Sex crazed girls
>Massive tits
>Magic users
I don't know why cait sith is in the mix since she's not a Wonderland girl

>> No.23263820
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>"Oh ayayaa."

>> No.23263830

What a silly hat.

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>. Especially Cockatrice

>> No.23263853
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All the mge harpies are pretty top tier in their designs. Can't wait to see if KC does anymore later on or what types of designs he'll make for the game.

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A cool hat.

>> No.23263884

Black Harpies are the kind of Monster that gets off on bullying low level adventurers.

>> No.23263892
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I wanna make a Jub so overfilled and engorged with my jizz that she has a hard time walking or flying and just leg locks onto me, making me constantly work out and gain stamina so that we can go at it for days on end.

>> No.23264006

I just want a cute dormouse to sleep in my lap while I play vidya! maybe she'll unconsciously shake her ass against my dick in her sleep

>> No.23264043
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I'm going to throw the Tiger!

>> No.23264107

>I wanna lick her abs!
How did muscle Hellhound become threadcanon? She also has the most muscled art outside of Minotaur and Jinko for obvious reasons. Which is wierd considering unlike Mino and Jinko she is not a muscled race.

>> No.23264118

why is the perspective that way in hat picture, am i doing something on my knees to aya?

>> No.23264135

rape dog

>> No.23264141

Minotaur is better. Strong protective cuddles >>>> cuddles.

>> No.23264144

grovelling for mercy
luckily she is kind and forgiving

>> No.23264146

>Tiger is not a valid option.

>> No.23264147
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Lap pillow.

>> No.23264178

>he doesnt want purely innocent cuddles to keep his wife warm and feeling safe and loved.

>> No.23264200

And who would win between Minotaur and Jinko?

>> No.23264215

What monster is most likely to mail herself to you, bound up in a box, as a 'gift'?
Who's her friend that she trusts enough to tie her up and get her to the right destination?

>> No.23264226

Umi-osho sent by her Otohime mistress.

>> No.23264232

is there a known tag for this? I have a sudden need for girl-delivery pictures

>> No.23264251

I really can't see a big oni girl fitting in box (even if said box would be very big) and having someone move said box to your door.

>> No.23264293
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Minotaurs are probably physically stronger, but Jinkos are probably smarter and more disciplined.

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Unfortunately the first thing I think of is that DID fetish. Though if anyone's willing to deliver fresh waifus it'll have to be a cute cupid (or cute-pid). Some of the bigger girls may present a bit of a challenge. Luckily she has help!

>> No.23264324

Minos declaring some poor weak man theirs!

>> No.23264344

>DID fetish
dare I ask what you mean by this
for danbooru, at least, "in_box" does the job just fine (thought it includes a lot of other things, too)
somehow I thought there would be a more specific name for it, but does not seem to be the case at least for english sites

>> No.23264359

Damsel in Distress. It's kinda like S&M only it's just the girl tied up, sometimes gagged, and left in a box or similarly isolated location.

>> No.23264380

I can't stand musclegirls.

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I raise you the ultimate cuddler.
Nothing wrong with innocent cuddles with your wife who wants to make you feel warm, safe, and loved.

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>> No.23264532
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All girls are good cuddlers if they try hard enough

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>> No.23264539

i'll respond if you post something interesting

>> No.23264553

Even Nachos?

>> No.23264590

Nachos are big softies once they're out of insults and getting cuddled

>> No.23264597

>tfw no Elf onee-san who mails herself to you when you tell her you’re getting homesick at college

>> No.23264598

They have two hands, two legs and four spider limbs to hug you with, so yes
How would you make a nacho lovey dovey is the bigger question

>> No.23264621

I'd most want cuddles from an Alice, a Familiar, a Mimic, or a petite Elemental of some kind.

>> No.23264628

What do you mean? Have you even read the entry? Your bite in your spider form cures their pain and makes them nice until it wears off.

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Choose your destiny.

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I don't trust any MGQ girls other than the basic slime girl and spatsune
I'm not food, I'm a lonely boy

>> No.23264662

I think this is something different, this isn't MGQ, but it is drawn by @youkaidou, who did draw for MGQ.

gimme the flat harpy!

>> No.23264669

I could see a Clubs Trumpart mailing me her card portal, then kidnapping me and my room into her subspace palace.

>> No.23264673

I didn't play Paradox yet, but the harpy looks cute.

>> No.23264675

Bird > Spider > Snake > Slime

>> No.23264679

I'll take the snake

>> No.23264683

Isnt it just your venom? Which is from semen, bite, or probably just mucus.

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>> No.23264686

whats that?

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We know not to post haram bullshit from MGQ, calm your tits.

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It's not MGQ

>> No.23264727

A pile of garbage.

>> No.23264733

you're a pile of garbage

>> No.23264746

No I just like to not be eaten alive.

>> No.23264749

>Additionally, irritated by her insults, the huge spider will bite her body, and directly inject a bodily fluid through his fangs that contains a high concentration of the man's mana which will mix with her blood and violate her body from the inside, continuously providing her with irresistible pleasure; she'll convulse, constantly climaxing over and over, and each additional thrust of a tentacle will yield yet another climax. During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease. When their husband's mana that was poured inside their body weakens, and their venom gets stronger, they'll once again hurl severe insults at their husband, inciting him to bite and violate them again.
Your bite is super concentrated essence which nullifies the venom in their body. You could maybe fuck them enough in your human form but there is no clue how long that could take vs your bite does it instantly.

>> No.23264751

it's not paradox either

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I only saw >>23264662 after I sent my post. I'm still sticking with the harpy.

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I'm gettin me mallet!

>> No.23264774

That's still way too goddamn much and even some of the keeps you alive ones keep you in horrible conditions so yes MGQ is a pile of garbage.

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>> No.23264795

Yes, thank you for proving my point.

>> No.23264797

I want a harem of small-chested, thin, non-loli girls.

>> No.23264798

>not wanting to be a mg's slave

>> No.23264800

>in your spider form
Yeah, see the problem?

>> No.23264808

This isn't the cutsey 'you're actually her husband she just calls you a slave' MGE thing, this is actual 'you're garbage and treated like it' slavery.

>> No.23264811

My dude, if some punk came at you with a sword I think you'd be pretty fucking mad about it too.

>> No.23264814
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don't you hate it when vampires think that men are miserable little piles of secrets?

>> No.23264820

They're not wrong. For example, Im a miserable little pile of secrets

>> No.23264824

Don't actually murder people and people wont come at you with a sword then.

>> No.23264829

Yeah don't marry a Nacho or chaos girl. Pick any random girl and make her tsundere. Personalities are much more variable than changing everything else in an entry to match that personality.

>> No.23264830

A large portion of the monstergirls in MGQ are degenerate scum that unironically deserve the smiting.

>> No.23264833

Imagine MGE if monster girls actually killed, could be evil and had standards for who they have sex with and almost never marry you.

That's MGQ. Oh, and they can and do cheat too.

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>> No.23264868

>had standards for who they have sex with
i dont think that was a thing

>> No.23264869

>don't you hate it when vampires think that men are miserable little piles of secrets?
It'll only confirm her notion when she finds my /d/ fetish porn collection. I hope she's at least willing to entertain my degeneracy else I'm taking the next train to Wonderland

>> No.23264898

>Imagine MGE if monster girls actually killed, could be evil and had standards for who they have sex with and almost never marry you.

>Sandworm goes through men like candy because they're all scared shitless of her and claw and beg to be released
>She's not interested in looks or stamina
>She just wants a man who can accept her for who she is
>All those who reject her meet a swift demise in the worm's belly
>She gobbles a strange man on day
>The first man to instantly fall in love with her
>She squeals and cries with pure joy in her heart
>She protects and makes love to the man she just found
>The two live a long happy life together

>Inb4 fuck off
Just enjoy the happy ending

>> No.23264911

It's more standards for who they marry. Luka actually is the best possible partner for any of them, but his taste drives them crazy enough to eat him or fuck him to death regardless.

>> No.23264987

I respect that justice.

>> No.23265002

>Coronavirus might mean you don't have to come to school, but you still need to do homework!

>> No.23265020

Not at all. In part 3 those Soldier Girls made by promstein said they wouldnt fuck some kids because they were too young and would just kill them. I kinda recall a case where a monster girl said she wouldnt fuck a guy because he was too old. Also there is the Dullahan at the Colosseum that just kills everyone there if you lose, without even fucking them. No man, its shit. Through and through.

>> No.23265028

>quarantine means she's now stuck at your house until its over

>> No.23265040
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Was lucky enough to win a raffle thingy and got some art of Hinezumi wife.

>> No.23265042

Tutor sessions every day with Haku-sensei!

>> No.23265043

>an alchemist takes up the task of putting a stop to the monster mass-murdering local people
>ambushes sandworm while she's hunting with a poison gas bomb
>the uncontrollable muscle spasms caused by the nerve gas kill the fuck out of the husband hiding inside her
>there's nothing she can do about it other than lay there choking to death before she joins him in hell
Now it's actually a good end.

>> No.23265049

Corona would either get neutered by Mamono Obama or become a super monsterization virus. In fact I could see MGs setting up health campaigns to have guys marry MGs to be safe from the virus. So if anything Corona would work in MGs favor. Though in the cases where Corona manages to kill people before they get husbanded or monsterized would be a fucking tragedy.

>> No.23265050

>this also means couples have ALOT of spare time to make babies nonstop

>> No.23265069

That's not a good end. That's a very bad end

>> No.23265078

Such big floppy ears!

>> No.23265081

But quarantine means she's not leaving, so now your teacher lives with you and sleeps in your bed. Try explaining to your parents why she's still there even after the quarantine is over.

>> No.23265100

Would a morally corrupt Haku make sure you pass for a favor? Or would she constantly fail you so you are stuck in her class for years until you are forced to be the Janitor at her school, just so she can see you all day everyday.

>> No.23265104

>Haku-sensei insists on staying in your room to make sure you're studying.

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They're kind of a weakness of hers! She's big and tough but soft Hinezumi ears are always good for teasing.

>> No.23265131

I choose death.

>> No.23265146

granted, but it's by anal vore

>> No.23265155

May as well do it on her lap.

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We need more multi arm girls. They give the best hugs.

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TFW Darksiders 3 had a qt multi-armed waifu who was also a Horsemanboo

>> No.23265205

go back to /tg/ edgelord

>> No.23265214

Don't give him the (you)s he craves, he even referenced that shitty crossover fic for extra bait

>> No.23265264

And better cookers! and cleaners an cuddlers

>> No.23265271

Did you read the post I responded to? Bringing a hedonistic mass-murderer to justice is hardly edgy.

I have no idea what you're talking about because I don't read crossover fanfiction, I don't even remember anyone writing that tier of crap here.

>> No.23265275

I want to be trapped in MGE raccoon city and get raped and married to a bunch or zombies and variants!

>> No.23265281

Hi, I’m Anon, and I’m a mofu addict.

>> No.23265282

MS X, Fem birkin or fem nemisis?

>> No.23265294

And also the art and designs are just awful

>> No.23265305

>I don't want to live in the setting so it's garbage
Fuck off cunt, it's a good game

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Ms. X is gonna give it to ya.

>> No.23265309

Not him but...
Yes with turned daughter
And yes.

>> No.23265318

I'd like a sleepy, cuddly Dormouse quite a bit.

I don't really like most of those, but a Dormouse or Lich could be nice.

Thank you, anon. And I do think a Kiki's help and love would be very helpful.

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>bang over one eye
>big horns and tits on a little body
>oneesan who's more powerful than you
I can't guys, I fuckin can't, how could you ever even resist? Narmaya would make a little cuddle doll outta me and I'd be happy just to be able to smell her even

>> No.23265350

>how could you ever even resist
Not into large breasts or "oneesans". Lily is my favorite Granblue girl.

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Resistance was never a consideration.

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I need a Mofu nee-san.

>> No.23265373

I want to get pampered by her and fluster her by occasionally pampering in return.
Lily's a cute girl too, I don't know what my shit water team would do without her

>> No.23265387

You know she had to do it to you.

>> No.23265403

She had to DO you

>> No.23265413

I want an unconsciously yandere Alice, and a playful Familiar who both satisfies kinks I can't/won't do with the Alice and messes with the Alice's clingy obsession towards me!

>> No.23265444
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The only thing that bothers me is the double-ears. I mean, c'mon- how hard is it to fix that?

>> No.23265454

ok, not present in that picture. silly me.
HIGHLY prevalent in other art of the AL girls, though

>> No.23265458

>I mean, c'mon- how hard is it to fix that?
I guess the biggest problem is getting her to hold still while you cut them off.

>> No.23265466

are you saying that im into alps?

>> No.23265478

>bang over one eye
She has a cute hairstyle, true.
>big horns and tits on a little body
It works.
>oneesan who's more powerful than you
As long as she's still the submissive one. I want to pull her close by one of her horns so her chest is pushed against my pelvis.

>> No.23265485

Birkin with nemesis. Your forgetting all the other variants though. Like the cute hunters, kickers, ivy, sewer gator, and regular zombie girls.

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>> No.23265500
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How do I break the bad news to my ancient evil momster I became a hero instead of a villian? how angry will she be after I tell her?

>> No.23265502

oh, hroz
may he never change

>> No.23265516

She won't accept it unless you defeat her.

>> No.23265551

it was only one time.

>> No.23265574

>beat her
>she starts to cry because her precious son is leaving her to become a hero
I'd quit and stay with my momster if that happened.

>> No.23265575
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Something about this girl seems off

>> No.23265579

I can only guess that you mean to quote someone else

>> No.23265590

Making your momster happy is one important way of being a hero.

>> No.23265597

She's a secret Wendigo!

>> No.23265602

Wendi-chan's first date!

>> No.23265606

She shouldn't cry, the hero is supposed to make sure the ancient evil can't do evil. Which means he has to stay with her forever.

>> No.23265620

>Wendi-chans first date
>goes to Selkies diner
>gets free desert for the date
>now she won’t stop bringing anon to the diner after school for free cake and pie
>Selkie-san just sighs as her husband laughs and brings out another cake for Wendi-chan and her new boyfriend

>> No.23265640

I bet Selkie-san wears a different, special seal suit for cooking!

>> No.23265648

Only outside of their seal skin, you silly goose. That way you can make cooking a pro-active dating experience.

>> No.23265651

Her husband does all the cooking with the help of Papa Wendi bringing in meat from his successful hunts. Selkie-san is a better promoter than cook.

>> No.23265663

what are those straps+leggings called?
those are now my new favorite things

>> No.23265665

Probably ends up being a naked apron situation with the apron being some other animal fur.

>> No.23265705

>"A-awawa... awawa... awawa... a-aawawa..."
>her date is silent, face beet red and nervous as he shifts in his seat across from her, while she just vibrates dumbfounded, not even touching her food
>Selkie-san has her face resting on her cheek as she stares at them
>"I don't think either of them has said an intelligible word since they came in here today."
>Husband gives a big belly laugh and pinches her on her rear
>"Reminds me of our first date! Though there was a lot more physical contact involved, I'll admit that!"
>Selkie half-playfully swats his hand away with a spatula before getting back to work

>Meanwhile, Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan spy in from the window
>"What're they sayin?! Did they make out yet?!"
>"Yeti, please! They'll hear us!"
>"Well I wanna know if they do so I can ask Wendi what it felt like!"
>"We musn't invade our friend's privacy, Yeti!"

>Meanwhile, a strapping lumberjack looking man and a nervous yet lovely looking woman in a makeshift dress eat at a corner booth
>The man is through his tenth beer but unfazed, while the woman nibbles nervously on a large helping of stretchy meat
>"What are they doing, papa? Has she given him her coat yet?"
>"Mama, you don't think she'd do that so soon, right? They're just talking! Everything's normal! Just talking. That's all they're doing! Talking! Nothing else! My little girl is just talking to the nice boy! That's all!"
>He sounds more like he's convincing himself than the woman with him

>> No.23265720

Selkie would know their way around a fish though. Probably make things like lutefisk or surströmming, which is why her husband insists on cooking.

>> No.23265785

I wish my waifu was here to hold me. I could really use it right about now.

>> No.23265787

It still vexes the fuck out of me that Selkies don't get stories.

>> No.23265801

Sometimes I think my wife would try to push me into three-ways, but just to hog me to herself while showing off to her friends...and also because she knows I get easily overwhelmed.

>> No.23265805

>Has she given him her coat yet?
Don't show him the inside of your coat yet Wendi-chan, he's not ready!

>> No.23265824

Yuki saying they have to respect Wendi's privacy while also spying on them with Yeti is adorable. Winterstown is so sweet.

>> No.23265845

>waifu likes to video tape you two in the bedroom
>you never ask what for but you find out one day you come home early from work and you see her showing those videos to her friends in her book club

>> No.23265867

I wonder if the boy has an older brother or friends or family members spying on his date as well, given how shy and timid he is

>> No.23265880

>wendi-chan and her boyfriend become the talk of Winterstown
>Rata-chan has all the scoops on the first page of the school paper
>Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan always follow her to help her get closer with her boyfriend
>and they’re totally not jealous of her getting a boyfriend first
>speaking of jealousy, no one has seen White Horn-san since the news broke but there has been an awful lot of ice cream deliveries to her house

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I wanna stick my fingers in Bapho-chan's mouth
I wanna lick the inside of Bapho-chan's mouth

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>> No.23265912

She should know better than that.
The moment I knew she was recording, my hyper-competitive instincts would kick in, regardless of whether or not I knew what she would do with the recordings.

I'd fucking destroy her pussy AND her asshole.

Unless she overpowered me and just rode me like crazy, but I imagine she tries to keep my lewd moans all to herself.

>> No.23265927

>The boy finally gulps heavily and speaks up, voice instantly cracking
>"THI- Ahem, t-this is nice, Wendi! D-do you like these da... dates?"
>"Awawa- aaawa, a- yes!"
>"O-oh! Good! D-do you think we can maybe... keep going... on dates?"
>"...yes, awawa"
>"O-okay! Lets have another one! Uh, next weekend! We can go to the movies!"
>"...okay, awawa... movie date, good, awawa..."

>Selkie-san slips her husband a five dollar bill, muttering 'well shit' as he grins and pumps his fist happily for the young anon while watching from the kitchen
>"If he weren't so young I'd send him over a beer!"

>Yeti-chan practically tackles Yuki-chan to keep her from blurting out and blowing their cover
>"Now who's the loud one, Yuki?!"

>The lumberjack looking man in the corner is absolutely inhaling his twenty-first beer, disheveled yet smiling
>"Ahaha! Another date! Great! That's great for her! HIC oooooh my sweet little daddy's girl, going on dates, where did the time go?!"
>The curious woman across from him sighs, but also smiles warmly while turning back and whispering under her breath while looking at the young couple, who have relaxed a bit and are talking more openly now
>"Awa, good job Amka, good hunt~"

>> No.23265930

I hope that familiars really into irrumatio

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>> No.23265936

>speaking of jealousy, no one has seen White Horn-san since the news broke but there has been an awful lot of ice cream deliveries to her house
That's not gonna help her rescue someone lost in a blizzard

>> No.23265939

Latenight, if you’re in this thread, please do a picture of this. This is too good for you to not draw something about this.

>> No.23265954

>Wendi-chan goes to the movies with her boyfriend
>there’s at least five people in the movies as well in a trench coat and fake mustaches watching them

>> No.23265955

So, you want a loli to moan into the kiss with your tongue in her mouth?

>> No.23265959

These posts have made me less and less averse to snow girls.

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Yes, and I also wanna play with her mouth with my fingers, specifically Bapho-chan. Her witches and familiars can join in too, but I need to have Bapho-chan

>> No.23265972

His older brother is the coolest guy at Winterstown High. He's popular, but not a douche about it, and dates the most popular Tsuara there. He gave his little bro his jacket for his first date and told him to not sweat it, he believes in him. Kid probably wouldn't have made it out the house without his bro encouraging him.
>Rata-chan tells her mom the paper has risen dramatically in popularity since starting to report on Wendi-chan's dates
>Winterstoskyr shakes her head gasping
>"Little missy! You can't just single out one poor girl in her private dating life!"
>She leans in with a winning grin
>"You gotta make a whole section on following love life news if you want this to get big~! Let me show you how I run mine~!"

>> No.23265973

Contrary to what many people would assume, my wife has many friends.

>> No.23265976

Incredibly cute. I adore all of these so much.

>> No.23265978

Bummer, man.

>> No.23265986
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Shirohebi servants aren't friends anon, they're shrine maidens who are obligated to serve her

>> No.23265994

Selkie-san's husband is a real lad. And Papa Wendi has a drinking problem.

>> No.23266017

Papa Wendi doesn’t have a drinking problem. He’s just going through what every papa goes through when his daughterus grow up and papa becomes the second most loved man in their lives.

>> No.23266028

Will Kid Anon make a move though, that's the question. Or will Wendi-chan just munch her popcorn in peace?

>> No.23266034

>Rata-chan and her mom make the school paper into just cosmo
>14 ways to make that boy yours!
>6 reasons teachers need to just shut up and fuck their students!
>handholding: PDA? Or public indecency?

>> No.23266044

Can someone talk to those delinquent Ice Wolves who hang out in the alley behind Selkie's diner? They're a little rough around the edges, but someone needs to keep them out of trouble.

>> No.23266046

My wife only has one true servant.

>> No.23266047

>anon tries to hold her hand while watching the movie
>wait, did I just hear someone rack a shotgun?

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>> No.23266060

Go to Sheriff Tsuara-Onna and deputy Anon and file a complaint with them. They’ll stakeout the parking lot and make sure to put an end to their loitering.

>> No.23266061

>"Awa!! Papa, no! Away, away! Let daughter hunt! Part of life! Part of life!!!"

>> No.23266064

>Is that lady in pink loading a crossbow?

>> No.23266066

Please miss! I know I'm late on my mofu payments, but I'm good for it!

>> No.23266072

The Tanuki running the local party shop is having a field day selling all of these cheap shitty disguise pieces

>> No.23266075

im not putting my dingus in that mouth

>> No.23266077

I just re-read the dark elf profile, and.. sheesh. That's quite a lot of kink. Hard to believe I brushed them off as 'boring' before, just 'cause they are relatively more humanoid.

>> No.23266078

Please stop I’m a recovering mofu addict!

>> No.23266081

Match and mate, until it is done

>> No.23266099

>goes downstairs that night to look at all of Wendi's old art on his meat freezer
>stares at her first crayon drawing, of her and her sisters and Mama and himself
>he's labelled with "Papa" and a cute little heart
>eventually gets over it, watches Wendi grow up into a fine young woman with a wonderful husband and gladly gave her away at their wedding
>(only after instructing her husband about all the intricacies of grilling
>Wendi eventually comes to visit again with her own daughter in tow, who hands him a piece of paper
>"Mommy said grawawa like drawings"
>it's a crayon drawing of the entire family, all three generations, and he's labelled with "Grandpapa"
>and a cute big heart

>> No.23266118

Stop it. My heart can’t take it. That’s so sweet and pure it would make anyone’s heart melt.

>> No.23266128

You'll pay for these manly tears you sonofabitch

>> No.23266137

Papa Wendi won the MGE
He did it

>> No.23266165

>Rejected Street Fighter Character.

>> No.23266181

Cockatrice deserves a re-draw and more art. who doesn't love rapebait roadrunners with stoner-weapon eyes? everyone, apparently

>> No.23266184

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

>> No.23266187

I don't need this tonight.

>> No.23266196

Incredibly cute.

>> No.23266198

>Having to go wiley-coyote on your waifu to romance her
I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing

>> No.23266202

>no granddaughterus to make you crayon drawings to put on your meat freezer
Well, it’s been fun but I’m gonna go hang myself now.

>> No.23266212

The gremlin behind all those ACME gadgets you use to catch her would tell you to keep on going in your quest.

>> No.23266215

I suspect that's a big part of her relative lack of interest - most MGE fans want to be pursued themselves, one way or another

>> No.23266233

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, stop making 'huge guts' jokes at chubby demons.
They get it already.

>> No.23266235
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White horn-san deserves a hug from yeti-chan

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Good night, anon.

>> No.23266257

The extra meat on her turns into extra heat for people she finds freezing on the trails!

>> No.23266261

I’M GONNA RIP AND TEAR THEIR HYMENS! Gently of course, I’m not a total monster.

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>> No.23266343
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How do cheshires feel about being beat to a newcomer to wonderland by the other tea party goers?

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Can we even go lewder than this? Is it even possible?

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Xemnu was cute and fluffy, this is the very definition of a Yeti.

>> No.23266470

that is definitely a very lewd way to go about a proposition, even if the content of the proposition wasn't very lewd
10/10 would get super-flustered and blushy if a foxgirl got all up in my business like that

>> No.23266512

I mean, the only Wonderland girls I like more than Cheshires are March Hares, Dormice, and Trumparts.
And I'm a big haremfag anyways.

>> No.23266552

>Dark Angel
What other underrated girls need an art update and more attention?

>> No.23266575
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I wrote an essay about Xenogears but I don't think Haku-sensei approves of it

>> No.23266579

Haku-sensei is a long-suffering teacher, emphasis on the suffering (and the long, come to think of it).

>> No.23266582

Just record yourself playing it, read your paper and put it on youtube, haku-sensei can't say it's bad if thousand people think otherwise

>> No.23266584

>no smiling wolfgirl in garters and leggings to waggle her ears and tail at me
life is hard sometimes,
but we persevere.

>> No.23266594

Hey, Haku-sensei is only 32! She’s still a young maiden!

>> No.23266604
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Then she's not too old to learn to enjoy classic RPGs!
Pic completely unrelated.

>> No.23266605

She's 263,130,836,933,693,530,167,218,012,160,000,000? No wonder she knows so much!

>> No.23266613

That's a very mean interpretation of the exclamation mark...

>> No.23266620

>an ancient educator awakens

>> No.23266624

>I buy TWO cow, yes?!

>> No.23266632


>> No.23266638

Delinquent x Haku-sensei?

>> No.23266640

I wish Haku-sensei had smaller breasts. Then she'd be the most attractive girl in school!

>> No.23266660

It's this at 3:39

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