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The most expensive oiran would be a Ryu. Do you think she's worth it?

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>> No.23266705

>>23266692
>Do you think she's worth it?
Not particularly, no. Especially not if she looks like OP image.

>> No.23266717

Witches near your area want to do lolicon femdom stuff with you! Click here to chat with them NOW!

>> No.23266721

>>23266717
I prefer eager powerbottom lolis.

>> No.23266723

>>23266692
What if you rejected a cursed sword because her stats were bad?

>> No.23266731

>>23266721
what's a powerbottom?

>> No.23266735
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23266735

Hiya Anon!

>> No.23266742

>>23266731
A sub who actively tries to be dominated. Usually either act "bratty" for the sake of being "punished", or are eager and enthusiastic to serve their dom.

>> No.23266749

>>23266742
that sounds pathetic and cringe if a guy did that ngl but that sounds hot when a loli does it, like, really hot.

>> No.23266750

>>23266717
Lolidom is the most shameful kind of dom. Well except maybe for getting femdommed by an Alp.

>> No.23266753

>>23266735
Always good to see more friendly wolfgirls around the place

>> No.23266757

>>23266735
Hello Red

>> No.23266759

>>23266731
The one being dicked is in control

>> No.23266772
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Be honest with yourself, do you really wanna look down at THIS when your having sex?
I mean, c'mon now...

>> No.23266781

>>23266750
is there a way for a succubus to turn into an alp? men are ugly and disgusting sexists and rapists and if i'm going to be perused by an alp, i want her to be born a biological girl

>> No.23266782
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23266782

Uniforms and garters! And waggly ears!

>> No.23266786

>>23266781
>alp, but originally a girl
that's literaly a humangirl corrupted into a succubus

>> No.23266791

>>23266772
no, it's embarrassing! I need an anubis that's actually cool and radical when we're fucking!

>> No.23266794

>>23266742
The latter is super cute. Like a kobold who is as overjoyed to receive headpats as you are to give them, to the point of shoving her head under your hand whenever you cuddle.

>> No.23266795

I don't like dogs.

>> No.23266799

>>23266781
No that's literally the entire port of alps, they were fags now they're girls. Just get a regular succubus.

>> No.23266800

>>23266786
then the alp is due for a redesign

>> No.23266802
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Bunyips!

>> No.23266804
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>>23266795
but the dogs like you, anon!

>> No.23266810

>>23266804
That's irrelevant.

>> No.23266812

>>23266800
What the hell are you even talking about? The whole point of an Alp is that it used to be a dude.

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>>23266802

>> No.23266819

>>23266800
You can have an androgynous/reverse trap succ without her being an alp, you know.

>> No.23266836

>>23266804
I like this design. Less demonic but still with the sadistic hellhound face

>> No.23266842

>>23266804
I want a cute sitcom starring a Hellhound raised by/bred to resemble Kobolds and a Kobold raised by/bred to resemble Hellhounds as roommates.

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23266848

I want to breed a Jinko or Hellhound in her boxing suit.

>> No.23266856
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At any rate this type of thing really gets me going

>> No.23266865

>>23266723
to the item world i go!

>> No.23266877

>>23266723
Doesn't matter what her stats are. If she's cute, I'll keep her. Magical swords can grow in power, anyways.

>> No.23266895

>>23266804
ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU GENETICALLY MANGLED TURD-SNIFFER! IF I SEE YOU TRYING TO PULVERIZE ANON HERE, I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR ASS SO HARD I'LL BE CONSIDERED THE FIRST PERSON TO LAND ON THE MOON! I'M GONNA PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FIST AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE YOU'LL TASTE IT! I'LL SHOVE MY ENORMOUS GENITALIA INTO YOUR WOMANHOOD AND EJACULATE SO HARD THE VERY ACRE WILL BE IMPREGNATED! YOUR FUCKIN' PACK WILL BE DOMESTICATED TO THE POINT OF LOSING EVEN THE CAPABILITY OF ATTACKING!

>> No.23266903

>>23266819
Yeah but how would you get a succubus like that naturally without autistic magic bullshit? I hope KC introduces something in the next world guide that could make men easily get a reverse trap/androgynous/tomboy succ

>> No.23266916

>>23266903
Succs are demons of lust.
As there are men that lust after every body type, it stands to reason that there are succs of every body type.
A succ that uses her desire sensor on a man and finds he strongly prefers a different body type could help a succ of that body type meet that man.

>> No.23266917

>>23266856
She's strong!

>> No.23266919

>>23266903
Retard. Their bodies will accommodate your tastes because of mamanobama.

>> No.23266925

>>23266848
You'll stain her boxing outfit and everyone will see the sex juice stains and laugh at her in the ring, dont do it

>> No.23266939

>>23266919
>Mamonobama
The place is full of cousin-fucking, father-daughter-fucking, and brother-sister-fucking, I heard.

>> No.23266964

>>23266877
>simple farm boy awakens sealed cursed sword from millennia ago, in the woods outside his hometown
>she's naive and unworldly, but eager to fulfil her purpose and help the legendary hero destroy evil
>fight a few low level mobs together, get some gold and EXP, and have a cute date at the big festival in the second town
>hero watches cursed sword light up at all the carnival-like sweets, games, and fun times
>tries his best to not call attention to the weapon shops selling cheap swords that already easily outclass every single one of her stats
>over the course of the adventure, despite how much fun she's having and how lonely she was before, she slowly realizes that she's actually holding back his potential due to her stats
>makes the painful decision to return to the woods and seal herself up, knowing that with powerful weapons her beloved hero will triumph over evil
>she served her purpose, which any sword would be overjoyed to acomplish, so she isn't allowed to cry, she tells herself

>eventually awakened again
>it's her hero, back, older and wiser
>and much, much more powerful
>cursed sword is confused and overcome with emotion
>"Didn't you know?" he extends his hand, "it's tradition for level 99s to beat the final boss with their starting weapon."
>cursed sword hesitates, takes his hand, and finally allows herself to cry

>> No.23266965

>>23266939
>incestland
Absolutely disgusting. I can't even express how perverse and depraved that place sounds.

>> No.23266994

>>23266965
You jelly/want to be fucking jelly?

>> No.23267016

>>23266994
What in the world do you even mean by that?

>> No.23267017
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>>23266842
Kind of like this?

>> No.23267044
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Is she really though?

>> No.23267049

>that cute grandpapa wendi greentext in the previous thread
Another call to latenight, please draw that

>> No.23267051

>>23267044
Does someone have the full collection of shirt lolis?

>> No.23267078
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>taking your daily night walk after the most super duper lonely birthday you've had in your adult life
>a figure silently but swiftly drops down from the sky up ahead in the shadows as if to not alert you with its presence
>what appears to be a young woman emerges from the silhouette while approaching you
>opens mouth to speak but has a hard time, can speak faintly, a few words at a time
>"I... know about you. I... like you. Do you... know of me? Do you... want to know of me?" she says, clearly having a hard time, must be ESL or something you think
>you're about to remember stranger danger and walk away but that adorable face pulls you in and drops your guard
>offers you a surprisingly normal beautiful looking bouquet as she somehow knows it's your birthday today
>despite all your spidey senses telling you this is bad news, a mysterious force slowly pulls your arm foward to accept it
>"oh thanks, I, wait, how did you know tha-"
>your gut churns and a heavy weight drops right on your shoulders, the vibes you're picking up from her are bad enough that they almost distract you from the eerily empty atmosphere surrounding her and her glowing blood red eyes, so bright it almost glistens on her glossy, shiny skin
>something tickles your arm, something cool to the touch, sticky, and... moist? It's a tendril, of sorts... a strong one.
>before you are able to pull it off, three more of them emerge from behind and acting quicker than an otaku ordering a figurine they push you to land headfirst into her bare chest
>or it would be bare, if it wasn't covered in a rubber-like film that's slowly wrapping around you
>attempt escape by knocking and smashing them away but her tail comes out of nowhere and puts you in a bind
>she finally speaks again, "got you... been watching... so long, very long... time. you like the dark... like me, you are. The same, we are, heh, ehehe, ufufu..."
>an intoxicating aroma bombards your senses as you "sink" into the film that coats you like a pan getting oiled in a Gordon Ramsay video, and two immensely powerful bat-shaped wings with claws to match an archdemon's push you in further
>"let's go, home, love! make... warm, sweet, love...!"
>transports you home in something not unlike a plastic wrap made of rubber, sealing your mouth to prevent any protest, physical or verbal
>oddly enough it's possible to breathe and even see through it, through some dark magic maybe? You have no idea.
>opens your windows to get in
>"fuck, I knew I shoulda locked those, didn't listen to those goddamned monster safety broadcasts."
>obviously knowing the layout of your house after carefully observing it for over a month plotting this little scheme of hers, you're transported right to your bed
>you're let free, surprisingly enough, and those strong wings and claws are absorbed back into the mass of that shiny black film of hers
>"Your day of birth. It is special. Want to, give you, a gift... Me! Darling... I'm, YOURS!" she exclaims with her arms positioned to embrace you while laying on her bed
>about to protest once more and tell this overly romantic cringy lost child to vacate the premises, but your own gasp cuts off your own words as you notice the film is still all over your body despite being technically let go, and it draws you to her like ferrofluid to a magnet in one of those cool YouTube videos
>falling right back into what you finally notice to be the cute, petite, body of a beautiful sprouting rose of a young woman almost completely distracts you from those tentacles slithering to you once more
>the bewilderment causes you to go blank and the inside of your brain is not unlike tuning into channel 3 when the cable is cut off
>feelings of a weird mix of fate, comfort, trust, and deja vu suddenly into fill your mind, and a true state of blissful oblivion is achieved within you ad you relinquish your fate to her
>all of your senses, morals, and basically your ability to process logic are practically deleted almost within the very next moment in time as you mix, meld, mold, and blend together in a unison of flesh, film, rose petals, and bodily secretions that one could only describe as "obscene" in its lewd and erotic nature
>"Love you... Love you... Love... You... Forever, ahaha, forever!" is the last thing your conscious brain even recognizes in proper human language before it's replaced by squeezing, squelching, the rapid drawing of breath and lovemaking the vigor of which rivals the power of the elder gods themselves
>happy fucking birthday
this was longer than I thought it'd be, probably amateur af but I think I had a good time writing it

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>>23267051
Bro, I just want a unicorn to molest my face with her tongue. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.23267091

>>23267079
I prefer bicorns, but I get the appeal.

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23267117

I approve of this recent surge of greentext stories!

>> No.23267118

>>23267078
A JC night gaunt is still a night gaunt. I would like a more mature one, but watching her grow is also a good thing.

>> No.23267126

>>23267118
JC is best body age.
JK is best personality age.

>> No.23267162

>>23267126
>>23267118
what does JC stand for?

>> No.23267169

>>23267162
you're on /jp/ ffs come on
JS - Joshi Shougakusei - elementary school girl
JC - Joshi Chuugakusei - middle school girl
JK - Joshi Kokousei - high school girl

>> No.23267229

>>23266916
Now I want a tomboy succubus that can't get any clothes that doesn't still make her looks sexy since her crush really likes that.
She tries to get a whether but ones she gets home it's like a size smaller and really shows off her breasts and so on.

>> No.23267235

>>23267169
JD - Joshi Daigakusei - college girl
I don't know if this term is used at all though.

>> No.23267254

>>23267169
>>23267235
We're one step closer to decoding the weeb langue I see.

>> No.23267258

>>23267229
I want a small-breasted (but not quite flat), short-haired, slim, petite succ.

>> No.23267270

>>23267258
I want a /fit/ succubus with great tits.

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>>23267270

>> No.23267282

>>23267274
YES!
All of this!

>> No.23267363

>>23267117
That is some smol mofu

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>> No.23267477

>>23267471
A man of culture I see.

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>>23267471
Rata chan already has the scoop!

>> No.23267604

>>23267521
>Cu- wait, no! Those are my secrets!

>> No.23267617

>>23267521
>Rata-chan digs up all the fetishes of all the boys at the school and publishes them
>no school work was done the next day

>> No.23267619

>>23267169
>>23267235
And I want to dick them all.

>> No.23267632

Insulting ryu by calling them well-behaved wurms.

>> No.23267646

>>23267632
I can't picture a Ryu getting angry.

>> No.23267697
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>>23267117
>Inari waifu who manages the local shrine.
>She only has two tails, but that still makes her the residing goddess...
>...and the one responsible for corralling the mischievous single-tails.
>You make a point to help whenever you visit (a regular occurance nowadays).
>They run like hell and bug the tourists relentlessly, but at least they're well behaved when you catch them.
>Soft and cute, too.
>They're like little chibis or something. It's ridiculous.
>Pic related whenever one of them does ANYTHING.
>Their de-facto caretaker seems to appreciate it too.
>She keeps mentioning how good you are with kids.

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>>23267617
Just wait until she finds out that I love fluffy paws and the biggest mofu possible!

>> No.23267723

>>23267700
How is it that Runya Ratas have such gigantic mofu?

>> No.23267782

>>23267723
You need good... padding, if you're going to be sitting around reading so much.

>> No.23267789

>>23267782
I hope her tail doesn't get groped by too many people while handing out Runya flyers.

>> No.23267944

>>23267789
It's less common than you'd think.
And anyone who does so inadvertently marks themselves for compulsory Sabbath induction in the near future.

>> No.23268058

>>23266749
>that sounds pathetic and cringe if a guy did that
The only cringe here is you.

>> No.23268088

>>23267118
Considering she is my commission and my waifu, no she is a permanent loli.

>> No.23268143

Hell Knight-chan! So very muscular yet so very shy about showing off!

>> No.23268159
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How often are pretend fights like this between a monstergirl and her husband?

>> No.23268245
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I firmly believe that the only way I can achieve true happiness is by becoming sandworm food. Living a long, lewd, nomadic life deep in the sands of the hottest, driest, most barren desert the world knows; a desert so vast that no man could survive travelling, even by vehicle.
Shitposting from our mamono-magically charged and internet connected laptops about how you all are fucked from Corona while we're safe being 100 feet under the sand and 1000 miles from the nearest village, and posting obscure Minecraft memes from a decade prior

>> No.23268509
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>>23268159
>my wife thinks she's pretend fighting me
>I'm actually fighting for my fucking life every night with all I've got
HELP ME

>> No.23268518

>>23266749
Powerbottoming a strong dominant monster is based.

>> No.23268522

How about a story where a succubus helps out a human lady friend?

>> No.23268573
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>>23268509
Just start fighting more equal to your level and grind on them till you’re finally strong enough to stand a chance against her. Of course when your waifu asks why there’s an army of porcs, horcs, lizardmen, salamanders, jinkos, dullahans, etc. outside demanding rematch just play dumb and say it was your twin brother

>> No.23268590

>>23268509
Just die, she'll let up after.

>> No.23268615
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april showers are approaching!

>> No.23268625
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>>23268590
Slander! Read the entry again, hounds may be fierce and indomitable but they're not brutes. I also just like playing the part of a young man that pretends he wants to lead but secretly loves being tenderly dominated by his woman

>> No.23268664

>>23268590
>die
>Hellhound takes your soul with her to Hell
GG no re

>> No.23268682

Man, luka is such a fag. He has a succ oneesan, a lolibaba fox and a sword autist dragon all after his dick, as well as his obligatory tsun snek. Yet his only responses to them are still

>aaaaa no don't suck my dick noooooo aaaaa don't make me cum

>> No.23268707

>>23268682
To be fair I wouldn't want to be reverse-birthed by Alma either.

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>>23268615
Hm.

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Friend got a picture of his wife and mine singing Judgement! What's your wife's favorite song?

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>>23268791
Careless Whisper

>> No.23268819

>>23268682
Should have just married Sara and been done with it, or better yet married BOTH Sara and Granberia.

>> No.23268851

>>23268819
I'd rather just be tamamo's boy toy in her comfy jap village

>> No.23268852
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Laugh at this nerd

>> No.23268867

>>23268851
But for the peace of the village, someone must be sacrificed to Yamata-no-Orochi.
Seeing as I'm a NEET, I will bite the bullet here.

>> No.23268878

>>23268867
One of my personal favorite doujin scenarios is the "NEET gets sacrificed to presumed man-eating youkai" because it usually leads to something nice. Bonus points for wholesome Onee-shota healing

>> No.23268898

>>23268852
Would braces get in the way of blowjobs? This is an important question.

>> No.23268916

>>23268898
Yeah, it really sucks how they can't use your dick like a tooth brush anymore.

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Whelp, Anon, looks like you've been bamboozled by a Tanuki once again.

She promised paradise and... didn't exactly under-deliver...but you're now stuck on a tropical island and charged with building a new life there. Luckily, the locals, as well as the Tanuki, are rather friendly and more than happy to help you along.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Roll three girls and tell us how things go. Don't forget about the Tanuki, though. You can cuddle her anytime.

>> No.23268998

>>23268945
>Mershark
>Kakuen
Seems tropical enough
>Jiangshi
Uhh... I suppose she got left behind by the trade ships of Admiral Zheng?

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>>23268945
>Large Mouse
>Holstaur
>Ryu

Seems the Tanuki was working for bonus pay, trying to put a virile young man like me on an island with dragon. At the very least, the Ryu should be able to keep the weather good. I should work hard to keep her happy, to make sure it stays that way.

I've always wanted to become a more outdoorsy person, so maybe the Large Mouse can teach me a thing or two—and the Holstaur can comfort me when I inevitably fall flat on my face. Honestly, though I think I'll spend a lot of time with the Mouse, even if she's a bit too hyper.

As for the Tanuki...maybe if I cuddle the tail hard enough she'll give me some extra dosh.

>> No.23269027

>>23268945
>Mummy
>Hellhound
>Kunoichi
Plus a Tanuki who wants to drive me into debt?
Welcome to Stalker Island.

>> No.23269032

>>23268998
Hmm...girls that will harass you on both land and sea.

Maybe learn the characters for bodyguard? That Jiangshi could become a good friend-wife, and the tropical climate should help with keeping her warm.

>> No.23269039

>>23269027
Poor mummy, going to the beach for a reminder of home, only to get her bandages all soggy.

>> No.23269052

>>23268945
>p’orc
>Amazoness
>Demon
City slicker anon and demon crash land on remote island inhabited by tribes of orcs and amazons, to avoid getting claimed by one of the local girls anon pretends to be the slave husband of the demon while she the master, a role she begins to enjoy a little too much, hijinks ensue as two young adult tribeswomen from the orc and amazon clans find out anon’s secret and plan to proactively date him so they can both be recognized as adults in their clans. And tanuki is recording the whole thing sending it to her friends back on the mainland to get it pushed as a show

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>> No.23269069

>>23268945
>Giant Ant
>Cancer
>Siren
I'm actually surprised how well they all fit here, Giant Ant would of course work hard to build everything we need, Cancer and Siren would obviously live closer to the water and could gather stuff from the ocean. I can see this working out pretty well actually.

>> No.23269073

>>23268945
>Hobgoblin
Guess she's the tanukis legbreaker

>Sea slime
>Undine

Guess I'm getting GOO'D one way or another

>> No.23269102

>>23268945
>Chimaera
>Lich
>Mandragora

I am getting a serious Dr. Moreau vibe here.

>> No.23269105

>>23269073
>GOO'D
Not a bad fate. Very pleasant and relaxing, just what you want from an island getaway.

Tanuki does good, yes? Happy customer, yes?

>> No.23269111

>>23269102
Be careful hunting for resources, especially when plucking strange weeds.

>> No.23269114

>>23269105
But where's the repeat business on a venture like this?

>> No.23269116

>>23269114
thank you come again

>> No.23269117

What is Wonderland's favorite import from Wintersland?
>Yetea

>> No.23269131

>>23269117
Charon, bad!

>> No.23269138

>>23269117
>all those Wendi-chan greentexts last thread
Can someone please put those all in a pastebin together? That was beautiful.

>> No.23269146

>No monster girl wife/wives to be quarantined with
There'd be a baby boom afterwards.

>> No.23269157

>>23269146
They're saying there's gonna be a baby boom irl. Not that anyone itt will be part of it.

That's mean spirited of me. My wife would probably have some choice words for me.

>> No.23269177

>Cheshire wife is trying to stream while jinko wife is loudly riding me upstairs
Work from home would be amazing.

>>23269157
Its similar to what happens when towns get snowed in/bad winters.
People are cooped up so they have very little to do.

>> No.23269217

>>23269177
I'm sure my wife wouldn't be too mean with me working from home. She usually knows when to hold back.

I'm more interested in learning what she does for work. Some sort of consultant, I think. She works from home anyway... well, she's home when I leave and home when I get back. Money keeps piling in, and the evenings are comfortable, so I'm happy.

>> No.23269269

>>23268682
Congratulations, you've familiarized with 1 out of 10000 things that are wrong with MGQ. Now go KYS for even playing that shit in 2020.

>> No.23269288

>>23268945
>Unagi Joro
I'm not sure tropical island is the place for a fresh water creature. If there's a river, we're set.
>Nightmare
Cute company, and if she can help with physical labor as centaur type, that's even better.
>Cheshire Cat
What's she gonna contribute besides smugness?

>> No.23269298

>>23268945
>Undine
So I've got fresh water, that's neat.

>Ant Arachne
She'll be lazing out in the sun but we may be able to convince her to do some work.

>Cheshire cat
I can only hope she's teal to go with the tan she'll be getting.
Plus-side, can teleport up to get fruit

>> No.23269299
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23269299

Hey kid, take our photo

>> No.23269316

>>23266856
God, I wish that watermelon were me.

>> No.23269331

>>23267117
All it takes is any one of you just reaching out and participating to make them great and make people want to keep writing them! It was so nice seeing all the discussion from the Winterstown one last thread!

>> No.23269343

>>23269299
But my teacher wants me to take landscape photos!

>> No.23269381

>>23269343
I see many mounds, hills and valleys there for you to photograph.

>> No.23269507

>>23268945
>Youko
>Roper
>Dark Valkyrie
Seems like that island was a trap
Gods have mercy

>> No.23269538

>>23268945
>Abuse Spider
Will she ever stop insulting me to help out?
>Ice Queen
She'll probably be too stuck up to do manual labor, but hugging her will be a great way to cool off.
>Dwarf
Great, another freeloader.

>> No.23269545

>>23269299
Nothing worth photographing here.

>> No.23269597
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23269597

>How do you handle the cold climate?
>Oh it's simple!
>Can't figure out this one, "bigger" something
>...hot drinks...
>...and warm hugs!

>> No.23269613

I've been watching videos about the strongest D&D monsters. The Tarrasque is peanuts compared to some of this shit. My powerslut instincts are taking over.

>> No.23269617

>>23269597
It's "More warm clothes"

>> No.23269670
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>>23267471
>when you saved this image years ago just for this day

I knew one day I'd be vindicated and history would remember me as the good guy.

>> No.23269736

All that talk about Winterstown last thread got me thinking about if they have a police force? Or is everyone just so good to one another that there’s no need for it like in Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood?

>> No.23269751

>>23269736
They have heavy duty white horns that plow through the snow to get criminals.
Yetis handle indoor operations.

>> No.23269752

>>23268945
The tanuki cries out in distress as she rapes you.

>> No.23269771

>>23269736
>>23269751
There's got to be a marshal in those parts. A sheriff. A lawman chosen by popular vote.

>> No.23269784

>>23268945
>Arch Imp
>Dark Matter
>Myconid

And suddenly, it's that Matango story. Very fertile in landscape, but dangerously contagious.

>> No.23269806

>>23269736
They’re too small for a police force so they just have a sheriff Polar Bear girl and her husband/deputy.

>> No.23269807

>>23269784
Your island is indeed a paradise, and soon it will spread across the Earth.

>> No.23269830

>>23268945
>Sea Slime
>Mandragora
>Honey Bee
The Sea Slime helps me fish while the other two girls help me in the garden.
The Tanuki just lays around on the beach all day “working on her tan”.

>> No.23269832

>>23268682
It's pretty much his fetish as of Paradox.
Also, that succ oneesan kills him most of the time.

>> No.23269852
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>>23267471

>> No.23269916

>>23267617
Oh no! I hope the teachers dont read it! Some of them may discover my crippling love for CCs, OLs and Teachers.

>> No.23269925

>>23268945
>Dark Priest
>Dorome
>Werecat
Damn, I was hoping for a goth sheep.

>> No.23269935

>>23267617
>Rata-chan pretty much plays the matchmaker for the entire school
>she still can’t find a match for Ms. White Horn

>> No.23269936

>>23268852
Veronica is a fat assed cutie. Dont you talk shit about her.

>> No.23269951

If I want a waifu to protect me should I go for Hellhound or Ocelomeh?

>> No.23269956
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23269956

undergound dragons are best dragons

>> No.23269965

>>23269956
The Underdark/Stygian Abyss are very dangerous places so having a Wurm around will come in handy.

>> No.23269966

>>23269956
>tfw no chocolate Wurm momster to make you cookies for your lunch

>> No.23270023

>>23269936
>"Moooom Veronica ripped my panties again!!!"
>"You shhaid I could try them on!"
>"I didn't think your fat ass would rip them in two!"
>"Itsh not my fault you're sho shkinny you're only a shize zshero!"

>> No.23270080

>>23269965
>A land of terrifying monsters and sadistic beasts.
>Also cheerful wurms that ruin the mood.

>> No.23270085 [SPOILER] 
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23270085

Lamias are the true villains of the universe anon.

>> No.23270104

>>23270085
Lies and slander. Lamias are amazing people and only want the best for their husbands.

>> No.23270105

>>23269965
Every time a man falls into the Underdark there's a chance they will be adopted by a Wurm.

>> No.23270110

>>23270080
>Ohohoho! Foolish surface-dweller! You have now entered the domain of the sadistic dark elves, the mindflayers, the gazers and also Daisy!
>D-Daisy?
>HI I'M DAISY

>> No.23270119

>>23270110
She’s the most evil of them all!
She makes oatmeal raisin cookies and tells everyone they’re chocolate chip!

>> No.23270121

>>23270119
I like oatmeal raisin

>> No.23270126

>>23270110
>Cheerful, golden wurm pops out from a wall with a fist sized rock encrusted with gems.
>"You called? Ooooooh! Is this the new guy?"

>>23270119
I prefer oatmeal raisin though.
I get more irritated when the reverse happens.

>> No.23270127

>>23270121
Okay, Satan.

>> No.23270139

>>23270085
That's one way to cheer up a depressed Apophis.

>> No.23270168

>>23269956
You know what we need? Wurms in aprons and wurms in sundresses.

>> No.23270172

>>23270110
>loli mindflayer finds a surface dweller in one of the tunnels
>becomes entranced by the stories of the surface and this magical thing called “vidya games”

>> No.23270186

>>23270023
I am gunna fuck her butt!

>> No.23270213

>Be incubus fighting Paladin-chan
>She hits you in the groin
>You instantly start cumming
Can't beat the cock.

>> No.23270583

>>23269299
Will I get payed for it?

>> No.23270747

>>23268664
I'd watch that movie.

>> No.23270769

>Becoming the body pillow to dormice triplets

>> No.23270878
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23270878

:)

>> No.23270890

>>23270769
I'm too thin for that.

>>23270878
Pslime are great.

>> No.23270916

>You wake up in your bed alone, same as yesterday
>And the day before that. And the day before that. And the day before that. And the day before that.
>As you stare at the ceiling, your mind races through a laundry list of guidelines on how to live your life
>Just for a little while, they said...weeks ago
>Food is running low again. You'll have to risk a trip to the store, unsure if anything will even be there
>But first, the latest updates, just to fullfil the need urge to know how bad things got in the last...
>Your mind blanks for a moment... five hours maybe? You haven't been sleeping too well, given the circumstances
>What time was it anyway?
>You don't even bother turning your head, just reaching out for your phone
>Only...you can't move...
>More specifically, you're completely exhausted, muscles aching if you try to move any bit more that simply repositioning yourself
>A shiver runs down your spine
>This isn't a symptom, right? A mutation perhaps?
>Shit! How could you let this happen!? You were so careful!!
>This is it. This is how you die. Alone. At home. In bed.
>How long before someone finds?
>Work stop caring because...not like any customers would show up
>Family? Ignoring them wasn't exactly unusual for you
>Just then, you hear an unusual noise.
>"Hehehehehehehehe..."
>A laugh. A woman's laugh. You don't recognize the voice.
>You try and shift your head, eager...no... NEEDING to catch a glimpse of the first woman...the first PERSON you've seen up close in weeks.
>"Good morning, worm. Did you sleep well? No? Why not try resting your eyes a bit more. You look sooooo sleeeeeepy..."
>Even with the mocking tone, you can't help but listen to her. Definitely a woman. Definitely in your room, and not on TV or something. Definitely...
>You yawn, eyelids growing heavy. Your body already felt so sluggish, maybe just a bit of sleep would—NO!
>You snap back to reality
>Oh there goes gravity
>Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
>He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy?
>No, he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
>It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
>He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when its
>Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
>Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
>You own it, you better never let it go
>You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
>This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

>> No.23271012

>>23270890
Then put on some weight. It's not hard. Just sleep with them all day and night and eat a bit more

>> No.23271023

>>23267471
that's so fucking silly
and impractical
literally only a bedroom item, she wouldn't be able to slither anywhere without ripping it all up

>> No.23271048
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23271048

That poor anon was hitting it off so well with Unicorn-chan before he dropped his spaghetti all over the floor.

>> No.23271050

>>23270878
Playing video games with slime

>> No.23271053

>>23268945
>Myconid
This isn't helping anybody
>Inari
Okay, now we're talking- there's some prime waifu material
>Dark Slime
Goddammit. At least they're a smart slime..

The myconid 'getting' me would make me utterly useless - she'll have to be shoo'd away by the other two's magick. Dark slime, while smart, isn't likely to be very invested in building civilization.. I'll pretty much just have to fuck her every once in a while just to keep her from interfering.

Inari, though; she'll be helpful. Probably doing most of the magick work, from mushroom-deterrence to healing and restoration on me from all the manual labour I'll be doing. Probably the first structure I make will be something sufficiently shrine-like for her to ward it up properly.

Tanuki gets a shack all by herself outside the shrine for being a little shit. She can talk to the shrooms if she's bored.

>> No.23271057
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23271057

>>23270878
What a cutie!

>> No.23271061

>>23267017
link to the artist's page? reverse image search brought up nothing.

>> No.23271062

>>23270890
>Pslime are great.
Based take and good taste.

>> No.23271070

>>23271061
That is buck satan. An artist that through a bitch fit after people change her cuck moth image into a wholesome moth image.

>> No.23271079
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>>23269138
https://pastebin.com/2dM7ECf4

>> No.23271087

>>23268945
>wurm
>mermaid
>dryad (tropical)
not really any of my favorites
with neighbors like these, I guess the island is going to be rather peaceful, apart from the wurm being there
Looks like out of the 4 I'll go with the tanuki.

>> No.23271096

>>23271012
>Then put on some weight.
I eat large amounts already.

>> No.23271104

>>23271079
I am crying.

>> No.23271109

>>23271096
really? I bet you don't. what exactly is 'large amounts'?

>> No.23271114

>>23271079
Hooray!

>> No.23271122

>>23270878
:DDD

>> No.23271196

>>23271070
did the artist purge all their artworks then?
cause I cant find the picture >>23267017 in their galleries

and to be sure that I'm getting the right artist,
is it the argie artist I'm seeing pop up on google?

>> No.23271206

>>23271196
Yeah you gotta find their art in the archive now. They got real fucking mad people changed a single word to make something not cucky.

>> No.23271214

>>23271206
The image wasn't cuck you dumb fuck learn what words mean you retarded redditor

>> No.23271288

>>23271214
Hi buck

>> No.23271297

>>23271288
>Someone disagreeing with me must be one certain person, no one else disagrees with me.
Rent free

>> No.23271298

>Feel better about rape cat.
>Just need her to be bigger and buffer.
I am open to them in a harem.

>> No.23271304

>>23271297
Sure thing buck

>> No.23271316

>>23271109
Three meals a day, including 3-4 sandwiches, whole pizzas, or 1-2 pounds of pasta or tacos.

>> No.23271335

>>23271070
>Cuck moth
Long have I pondered what goes on in the mind of a person to infantalize a woman so that any level of sexual freedom means that further trysts with her amounts to cuckoldry. Even when 9/10 people don't even use it in the proper context.

>> No.23271346

>Being five years old and thinking having previous sexual partners is "cucking" anyone
CRINGE

>> No.23271351

Unsubtle.

>> No.23271393

>>23270878
How would one acquire a pslime harem?

>> No.23271415

>>23271316
If true, you have some massive malabsorption issues. Cut the starches and eat more meat.

>> No.23271443

>>23271393
You only need one pslime
She IS the harem

>> No.23271471

>>23271070
It was shit edits to be fair. The moth wasn't even intended to be MGE yet retards still bitched

>> No.23271486
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23271486

Shog in control of my life!

>> No.23271501

>>23271393
Engage in sex with your human girl harem after downing a slime potion. They will all be slime carries by the end of the night.

>> No.23271506

>>23271501
I want to slime the heavy-tsun human shrine maiden

>> No.23271571

i want to have a harem of eight witches, one from each of the eight branches.

>> No.23271573
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>>23271501
>>23271393
>>23271506
DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW

>> No.23271600

>>23271573
Shit trigger discipline.

>> No.23271628
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>>23271573
Elf police can't beat my "villain exit".

>> No.23271635

>>23271571
i really want to draw the momonika sabbath witch getting doggystyle'd, i'm such a massive lolicon, they're so sexy and cute.

>> No.23271643

>>23271600
That's what she said.

>> No.23271698
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23271698

I want to kiss a snake no matter what.

>> No.23271705

>>23271486
God damn, now I want more monster girls in tight latex clothes!

>> No.23271720

>>23270916
Okay, for real this time
>You snap back to reality
>Eyes wide open. You still can't move.
>"Hihihihihihihihi... you're a fiesty one, aren't you?"
"Who are you? How did you get in here? Did you...did you give IT to me?"
>"IT? Oh, you mean that little thing? Well, not exactly little..."
>With your eyes still locked on the ceiling, you sense the woman is circling around to your other side
>"Yes, that thing is rather concerning, but obsessing over it is bad for your health too...but no...I didn't give it to you. I've been here with you this whole time, in fact. Longer even."
>What the hell? Some small part in the back of your mind starts flailing, trying to warn you how suspicious this woman is. This total stranger just something completely terrifying, and you should take notice.
>For some reason, though, you don't seem to be bothered by your words. You should be struggling and trying to escape, but all you really want to do is just get a look at this woman.
>"Hehehehe...hihihihi...Is my little insect disappointed he can't take a look at his secret admirer? Be a good boy and maybe I'll finally let us meet...hehe...eye to eye..."
>Her teasing, almost abusive tone, again starts ringing alarm bells in the back of your mind...and yet you hardly seem to care... but...
>Impulsively, thoughts turn again to your phone... What's happened? What's going on? How many cases? Deaths?
>You start squirming again, exhausted as you are. This is just some weird dream. Yes, that's it! Any minute noe, you'll wake up—back to your regularly scheduled hellish reality...
>"Hehehehe... I spy with my little eye...a little worm that doesn't know what's good for it. I told you to relax, but..."
>You feel something shift around onto the bed. You get the feeling she just sat down, right by your feet.
>"Yes...since you didn't listen to me before, I'll just have to get a little more... persuasive"
>You gasp as a pair of hands starts moving about your body, stripping off the covers, and plunging into your clothes. In mere moments, the intruding limbs free your length to the cool air of your bedroom.
>Rock hard, of course. Isolation has done nothing to calm your libido, and even spending hours upon hours each day with... research... doesn't do much to preempt morning wood
>"Hmmm...hihihihi... I've been waiting for this for so long..."
>Her warm breath tickles your sensitive tip, as you nervously try to deny your own anticipation
>"So I can afford to wait a bit longer...hehehehe..."
>Something—a hand, you reason—suddenly grips your shaft. It's warm, at least warmer than the room, but there's a strange texture to it. Slick and slimey. Your mind goes to the first thing you can think of—hand soap?
>You gasp as the hand suddenly gives your shaft a powerful stroke, aided by the anomalous coating
>"You were thinking of something weird, weren't you...hehe...and not the good kind of weird..."
>She gives you another stroke, as you feel the strange substance deposit on you skin, and seep down to cover not only base but also spread out around your groin. It feels...almost pleasant...
>Your vision grows hazy as she continues her strokes, developing into a steady rhythm.
>"Hehehehe... let's get your mind off of all that nastiness. After an hour, I'm sure your thoughts will be occupied by something...much better...hihihihi..."
>Did she say "hour"? You find it hard to focus on her actual words as the entrancing tone of her voice comes back in full effect. And with the slow pumping of your dick, you feel yourself slipping into her pace
>"Relaaaaaaaax...."
>Her breath teases right against your ear. An unfamiliar warmth encompass your entire right side. She's up against you now. Black shadows tease along the edge of your vision.
>You should be concerned about how close she is getting, but right now, except for the part of you still hoping to get a look at your captor, you can't help but obey.
>You close your eyes, and drift back to sleep

>> No.23271721
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Big. Horny. Onis.

>> No.23271737

>>23271721
Fuck yes, imagine a pit full of these horny things. If suicide was legal i would want to die that way.

>> No.23271740
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>>23271721
Oh fuck the oni is loose!

>> No.23271748
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Dragon cakes need love too

>> No.23271753
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>>23267471
Lamia in body stocking are great

It's just the stocking is on the wrong half in that picture

>> No.23271755

>>23271740
I'm sure she's tight.

>> No.23271784
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>>23271755
You gotta do posture damage to defeat her

>> No.23271791
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>>23271753
She's just so graceful

And strong, intelligent, romantic, delicate aggressive, possessive, and thoughtful!

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>>23271506
Holy women are top tier Pslime targets!

>>23271573
I am gunna pslime a dark elf nun and nothing will stop me.

>> No.23271805

>>23271792
Spread the word of Goo-d!

>> No.23271835

>>23271748
>Weak young man who's convinced no dragon would ever love him enters Dragonia
>Is assigned a guide
>It's the Chief God Damned Queen
>Somehow manages to impress her enough that she declares him her husband

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You gotta be careful with your foxes.

>> No.23271860
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23271860

>"You may have been misguided by that temptress, but there is still good in you!"
How do you corrupt her?

>> No.23271866

>>23271860
Team up with my nurari wife

>> No.23271868

>>23268852
Big butt nerd lim

>> No.23271878

>>23271635
>doggystyle
A loli pointing her fat ass up while you tower over her little body is the best

>> No.23271882

>>23271860
You kidding? Look at her, she's already on the way... Wait a few weeks and then invite her over for a 3some

>> No.23271883 [SPOILER] 
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23271883

>>23271860
I kill her.

>> No.23271884

>>23268852
>>23271868
HUGE butt nerd lim

>> No.23271930

>>23270186
Odds are Veronica trains slimes to act as decoy versions of herself, given the large number of people wanting to fuck her ass at any given time.

>> No.23271935

>>23271930
Very, very likely. How will one know when they've finally found the real Veronica's prodigious pillowy peach?

>> No.23271938

>>23271791
I hope she gets a lot of love in the fanart community with the upcoming anime.

>> No.23271971

>>23271860
Make her tea mixed with pedomorphasis potion and corruption fruit extract, then bukkake her while she's reeling.

>> No.23271978

>>23271643
Listen buddy there is not a single thing any Elf could do to me that would make me lose my trigger discipline.

>> No.23271982
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23271982

Would you accept execution by Lilim for serious enough crimes in MG society?

>> No.23271988
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23271988

Just got two commissions of my Queen! This one turned out great!

That's about the only good news I have. I tried to make a Twitter account to compile my commissions and it was immediately suspended 5 minutes after I made it. Then I realized that my other commission colored her eyes wrong and it's too late to get them to change it. I'm not good enough with photoshop to edit the right color back in either.

>> No.23271989

>>23271860
I can't, she's too cute!

>> No.23272006

>>23271971
Good luck pedomorphing that massive oppai.

>> No.23272010

>>23271988
>I tried to make a Twitter account to compile my commissions and it was immediately suspended 5 minutes after I made it
Email their support, say you don't have a phone number to give them but you're a real person and would like to get unblocked. Worked for me both times I made a twitter, it's mostly a trick to try get info off you.

Cute wife though! I can relate with the eye colour thing as there's sometimes details I forget to mention to artists too.

>> No.23272023

>>23271860
Bring her to my wifes church and light up the incense. By the next day i will be drained dry and she would be a satisfied and full slime carrier. She might even become a Paladin of hathor with those oppai and serve my wifes church!

>>23271930
I shall go through each slime for a chance at that ass.

>> No.23272028

>>23271988
You shall now be titled purple anubisfag

>> No.23272032

>>23271982
I'd go in willingly and alone.

Death by snu-snu at the pussies, asses, and mouths of sex-crazed succs is a noble and desirable way to go

>> No.23272036

>>23271978
Don't talk so soon. Elves are specially good at it and will make you lose your nerve and shoot all over the place.

>> No.23272043

>>23272010
I'll do just that! I want to make it a shrine to my lovely queen!
>>23272028
go go anubis rangers~!

>> No.23272045

>>23272006
It's the only way to fix her.

>> No.23272051

>>23271988
Adorable!

>> No.23272081
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>>23271989
>"It must be done, anon."
>"You're too far gone to be saved, all you can do is accept what you have become."
>"Now, go on, make her a slave to pleasure."

>> No.23272097

>>23271988
She looks splendid anon! A wonderful addition to the roster!
I know this is a massive ask and probably imposing, but do you want me to take a look at what I can do with regards to changing the eye color in the other commissions? I'm mildly competent in photoshop, and it's at least worth a try! If not I completely understand, your wife is still wonderful! Also, I know the woes of making a twitter account and instantly getting NSA'd... I hope you can get it working so we can see your commissions collected in one place!

>> No.23272101

>>23271860
I don't, corruption is wrong.

>> No.23272103

>>23271860
Holst milk products.

>> No.23272111

>>23272081
I'd rather make the demon my cocksleeve instead.

>> No.23272113

Oh no anon! You've been kidnapped by ninjas! Is your waifu a bad enough bitch to save you?

>> No.23272114

>>23272043
>I'll do just that! I want to make it a shrine to my lovely queen!
Just be warned it can take a day or two for them to respond but it should work. Hope it works out, would love to throw you a follow for more cute Anubis.

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>>23271860
>"Oh do tell, ma'am! Why don't we discuss it... over tea?"

>> No.23272133 [DELETED] 

>>23272036
Okay listen, friend. Elves to me are about as sexually appealing as a plank of wood in a bikini is to the Torch-headed man. Sure. She's there but unless the somebody else is screwing her, I don't want anything to do with her.

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>>23272113
Yeah no biggy, just cast me a summon.

>> No.23272136
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What do you think goes on during Sabbath tea parties?

>> No.23272139 [SPOILER] 
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>>23271860
I don't know why she cares if I do nothing and don't leave my home, but if she's so passionate about it, I give her a proposition. She will live with me for a month, she has until then to convince me to abandon my wife. Of course I intend to stay with my wife, and it will be a fucking miracle if the paladin doesn't get corrupted after living with us.

>> No.23272170

>>23271860
There's no point in corrupting her.

>> No.23272173

>>23271860
>that moment when you join the heroine's party just because you like to see those massive melons jiggle
For those tits i would defeat the monster lord!

>> No.23272174

>>23272113
>H'orc wife reassembles her old clan for a rescue mission
It'll be like one of those heist movies!

>> No.23272177
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>>23272136
They drink tea and eat sweetbreads

>> No.23272179

>>23272113
My Dear Wife would be quite unladylike if anyone ever threatened me or to take me away, and would likely drop all pretense of being a noblewoman or a pure hatter in her unending quest to retrieve me and keep me with her. Expect a rather unflattering excessive use of hampering hallucinogenic and debilitating spores to harry down said ninjas, then a specific blend to me to make me forget it ever happened.
Scary! Hell hath no fury like a mamano separated from her man!

>> No.23272186

>>23272111
As one should.
Demon queens are for defeating and turning into cocksleeves!
I actually just like when it's more of a role play thing and they're fairly normal most of the time. But oh well.

>> No.23272207

What would a Jinko dude if she found loads of Ocelomeh porn under her husband's bed?

>> No.23272218

>>23272207
>"I must travel the world defeating catgirls from each region one by one in street fights to prove my worth to my husband!"

>> No.23272221

>>23272207
Get tanned.

>> No.23272224
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Smug bunyips!

>> No.23272239

>>23272224
Yip yip! Bunyip!

>> No.23272246

>>23272179
>Makes you forget it happened
Now would she do that? That’d seem like a great story to tell the kids, besides it’s not like the kunoichi would torture, at least in a non sexual way

>> No.23272249

>>23272032
The undead can just resurrect you anyway. Though that means you are their property from then on.

>> No.23272250

Guess what!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Mofu

>> No.23272258

>tfw no fit weresheep berserker who headbutts me down onto the bed

>> No.23272265
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>>23272249
Sounds great, where do I sign up?

>> No.23272267

>>23272224
Cumming all the way deep inside her while she screams in Australian!

>> No.23272269

>>23272113
Through the unbreakable bond of our covenant, she is quickly summoned to my side.
From there, the air shall guide me to freedom. Shuriken deflected by a strong breeze, smokes and fumes diverted by a tailwind, and direct assaults subdued by a bludgeoning gale as my wife and I command her domain as it persists in all places.

>> No.23272279

>>23272173
>that moment when you defect from the Order because the DLA sent small-breasted succ bards to seduce you

>> No.23272280

>>23272265
My kind of Zombie.

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>>23272113
>...get the army

>> No.23272286

>>23272246
Its not so much the kunoichi she wants me to forget, but rather her unladylike (and un-hatter-like) approach to thwarting them!

>> No.23272287

>>23272113
Jinko-san is ready.
Cheshire-san less so

>> No.23272295

>>23272282
>All the mummies in the kingdom stop what they are doing and instinctively arm themselves and form up into an army.
Not a good idea to plunder the desert kingdoms

>> No.23272343

>>23272177
>sweetbreads
Gross.

>> No.23272358
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>>23272224
Funyips

>> No.23272378

What monsters tend to use malapropisms, especially humorous ones?

>> No.23272386

>>23272113
Either this is another one of her schemes, or the ninjas are already dead

>> No.23272404
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23272404

How would dating wackysacky even work? Wouldn't you end up drowning at some point?

>> No.23272419

Is licking the abs of a Jinko I just saw, a good courting strategy?

>> No.23272421

>>23272404
1. Magic to breathe under water
2. Live close to surface and eventually become an Olympic swimmer with iron lungs that can hold his breathe for double digit minutes

>> No.23272427

>>23272186
Submissive Demon wife that cooks for you in a naked apron.

>> No.23272433

>>23272419
This sounds more like the result of successful courting.

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Wikifag here, I'm done with the /monster/ backlog.
162 new files will be added tomorrow.
https://files.catbox.moe/ntdwq8.png

>> No.23272483
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>>23272404
Magic or divine blessing allowing you to live underwater.

>> No.23272484

>>23272441
This is one of those haughty High Elves.

>> No.23272485

>>23272421
YES it took nearly years but it happened!

>> No.23272502

>>23272483
Is that guy being saved from a "execution by drowning" thing?

>> No.23272503

>>23272481
Stop making me want to go on living

>> No.23272505

>>23272483
>Chained to a rock
Tell me she’ll let him go before the high tide

>> No.23272506
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Where are some good places to meet a nice mofu girl?

>> No.23272509 [SPOILER] 
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>>23272097
Nevermind, the artist was kind enough to fix it! She has a bit of tumblr-face going on but other than that I like the little details the artist added to her design like extra gold and jewels. She's a wealthy queen after all! I definitely need more pictures of her on her throne. Especially lewd pictures.

>> No.23272512
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>>23272441
>>23272484
High elves are at their best when haughty

>> No.23272523

>>23272509
But anon, aren't you her throne?

>> No.23272529

>>23272509
I...I like her feet...and that's not something I say to every monstergirl

>> No.23272531

>>23272505
He can go anytime he wants, all he has to do is say yes to the marriage proposal. She has all day to wait, he has about two hours.

>> No.23272541

>>23272509
That's really nice!
Getting lewd wife commissions is addicting, it's a good way of showing love with monster girls.

>> No.23272545

>>23272512
Gonna taint the royal bloodline of an elven kingdom with my filthy human genes.

>> No.23272551

>>23272545
You would probably just end up being the personal servant of a high elf general or princess.

>> No.23272556

>>23272441
I’m sorry this always upsets me. Why would you wear perfectly good lingerie into a pool or bath? That’s just asinine, hurry up and get naked so I can wash your back.

>> No.23272557

I don't think I could ever commission anything.

>> No.23272565

>>23272523
Yes but sometimes it's hard to look regal for the diplomats with a belly full of cum from a long day of pumping her husband dry! In front of the vassals however, it's mandatory.
>>23272529
Thanks! Honestly I love big meaty paws but human-like feet look cute too!
>>23272541
Indeed. I'm waiting on two right now and looking to commission more.

>> No.23272568
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When you get married to a monster, their mana enhances certain abilities, right? So if I marry a Cheshire, will I make better dad jokes, or find more opportunities to make dad jokes?

>> No.23272574

>>23272551
But what if people start wondering why the princess takes me everywhere she goes and why her stomach seems to be getting bigger every week?

>> No.23272580

What is the most effective way to propose a Jinko you just saw?

>> No.23272583

>>23272502
I don't know the artist's intent, but because it is more sympathetic to the mermaid I'm going to say yes.

>> No.23272588
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>>23272580
Breathing.

>> No.23272593

>>23272568
Her mana will make you into a top tier straight man so you will better compliment her act.

>> No.23272595

>>23272580
Rub her belly. If she chuffs, she accepts your proposal.

>> No.23272596

>>23272557
Funding issues or confidence issues? If it's the second I was the same too at first, can always lend a hand.
>>23272565
Hope they turn out well, waiting on one myself if it's accepted.

>> No.23272601

>>23272557
Me neither. That's why I'm learning to draw.

>> No.23272618

>>23272509
How wonderful! I'm glad the artist was willing to help! And I think it all looks great! I highly approve of those meaty thighs! What a regal mamano, worthy of praise and tribute!!!

>> No.23272652

>>23272596
Both, plus an aversion to attaching things to myself in any way.

>> No.23272688
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23272688

The town alchemist seems different after she started using demon realm materials in her potions.

>> No.23272695

>>23272505
She'll let him go in her cloaca..

>> No.23272696

>>23272595
Don’t do this a jinko’s stomach is her most vulnerable part and she’ll put you into an arm bar for doing that, instead yank on her tail and grope her ass this is the most effective way to make your intentions known

>> No.23272701

>>23272574
That is just getting more and more accepted in high elf society. You make new high elves with her after all.
tfw not serving a big booty stoic high elf general

>> No.23272706

>>23272688
Hey yeah, her thighs got thinner...

>> No.23272717

>>23272652
That's fair enough, I was the same way at first too but you can always request to be referred to as anon or not have a name listed.

>> No.23272736

>>23272688
>decide to investigate her house after she leaves.
>wait outside for her to leave.
>sneak to the door when she does.
>luckily she left it unlocked.
>immediately assaulted by an amazing scent.
>so amazing it drives you to find its origin.
>Find a bubbling brew.
>cant help but take a big whiff of the pot.
As you do so she enters behind you, closing and locking the door.
Time for sneakyanon to learn that the smell is from her pussy.

>> No.23272742

>>23268945
Dragon zombie
Chimaera
Gandharva

I'm pretty fucked arent'I ?
I can only hope The chimaera and especially the dragon zombie kill each other in a fight over mating rights.
Then I can be alone with waifu-tier Gandharva

>> No.23272754

>>23272696
I think just grabbing her paw and gently touching her paw pads should do the job.

>> No.23272765
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>>23272081
I'll make a contract with a demon so that instead of being a turbo degenerate she becomes my wholesome wife!

But at what cost...

>> No.23272779

>>23272765
>Let's get married and start a happy family together.
There you go.

>> No.23272781

I will never be strong enough to impress my lizardman waifu. How else can I get her to notice me?

>> No.23272783

>>23272781
Learn magic and show her the strength of your brain.

>> No.23272799

>>23272779
No anon you can’t have a good end otherwise edge fags can’t get off, she’ll be a terrible neighbor then like everyone else

>> No.23272805

loli sleepover parties must be fun to spy on.

>> No.23272809
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>>23272805
>What are you doing spying on those lolis mister?

>> No.23272815

>>23272779
The catch is she won't be very good with finances so you'll have to handle balancing the checkbook.

>> No.23272817

>>23272799
Just don't have neighbours, problem solved.

>> No.23272833

>>23272809
i want to see mosquito bites and lolis eating out each other's cunnys when it's lights out

>> No.23272842

>>23272809
One of them lolis are a wanted criminal and must be brought to justice as swiftly as possible!

>> No.23272851

>>23272815
That’s interpretive anon if the guy who makes the contract thinks good wife = good with finances, good sex, good with kids, etc. then you’d probably have to take her to demon court for breaching the contract and you’d probably win depending on how it was worded

>> No.23272880

>>23272851
>Let's get married and start a happy family together.
In no way can her inability to use Excel count as a violation of this contract. I move to have this case dismissed.

>> No.23272883

I want to find out my Christmas Cake work crush is an Inari when she defends me from a drunk Oni trying to rape me in the elevator. Like that scene in Ip Man 3.

Then I want her to make some bizarre and adorable joke, like winking at me and saying, “Let’s forget that ever happened, alright?”

I would invite her on a date RIGHT AWAY and you’d better fucking believe we’d establish an actual relationship with hand holding and stolen kisses before spending an inhuman amount of time fucking like desperate animals.

>> No.23272894

>>23272815
Having to manage finances yourself is not a big drawback.

>> No.23272923
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I wonder if parents know that hiring a monster maid to look after their son is the same as setting up an arranged marriage.

>> No.23272938

>>23272923
It is a little suspect when the maid offers to pay you instead.

>> No.23272943

Sideways for attention
Long way for results

>> No.23272950

>>23272717
It's not an external aversion, but an internal aversion.
I inevitably ghost every friend I make online, and most IRL. I'm unable to finish any creative project. I've been on this thread regularly for about a year, which is the longest I've stuck to a community in a long time. I have severe issues connecting things to myself, and sometimes forget what I look like or get startled by the sound of my own voice. This is all despite the fact that I'm not a shut-in or NEET or anything like that.

>> No.23272952

>>23272580
>my love for you is like a truck would you like to making fuck

>> No.23272953

>>23272779
Anon plz, there's always a cost, an equivocal exchange, a Fair Trade, something.

How many Paladins will she want corrupted or valuable worldly items obtained? From evil degenerate to good lady is a big leap after all.

>> No.23272962

>>23272809
That's none of your concern. That being said, wanna watch with me? I hope you don't mind if I touch myself a little.

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>>23272404

>> No.23272968
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>>23272943
Snake is lying sideways, and wants attention.

>> No.23272987

>Big buff war automaton, with no future in warfare due to the current climate, now works in local animal shelter rehabilitating kittens.

>> No.23272990

>>23272968
If she wants my attention she's got to belly dance.

>> No.23272996

>>23272938
Just call it what it is. She's not your maid, you're her personal prostitute.

>> No.23272999

>>23272987
I want to help her become a super-heavy baby factory.

>> No.23273007

>>23272996
When you put it like that it makes it sound a little demeaning.

>> No.23273009

>>23272999
Silly Anon, that upgrade is expensive.
And ignore how her broken optical unit keeps flickering pink, its a glitch.

>> No.23273018

>>23272968
What's the best way to give sneks attention?

>> No.23273028

>>23273018
missionary position

>> No.23273030

>>23273009
I'll work as many hours as I have to to get that upgrade. She deserves it.

>> No.23273035

>>23272894
It is not meant to be a big drawback

>> No.23273038

>>23273009
Expensive, but worth working even double shifts.

>> No.23273041
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>>23272938
>>23272996
Monstergirl Sugarmamas yay or nay?

>> No.23273043

>>23273041
Hell yay

>> No.23273044

>>23273018
Offer to oil their entire bodies

>> No.23273045

Would you rather KC gave us art of specific characters like the Demon Lord and Chief God, or continue to leave their appearance as ambiguous?

>> No.23273046

>>23273041
I'm not above it.

>> No.23273052

>>23273041
Yes please.

>> No.23273054
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>>23273018
Apply tongue, particularly to the navel.

>> No.23273057

>>23273038
Anon, you're going to get her functioning optical unit doing it too!

>>23273041
I'm game for it.

>> No.23273059

>>23273054
*titty

>> No.23273061

>>23272950
As it is, my brain tried to struggle against the very idea of me having a waifu, but she managed to persist through that somehow. Whatever process within my mind that was doing that now just keeps cycling through different ideas for other girls for a harem instead.

>> No.23273064

>>23273041
Big yay. I'll be an awkward rich CC's boytoy anytime.

>> No.23273071

>>23273007
It's as demeaning as she makes it. If she takes care of you properly and you simply provide the service, there's nothing demeaning about it. It's another thing if she does things like saying "yeah, work that tongue you filthy whore" when you eat her out.

>> No.23273078

>>23273007
Well, hiring a loli maid to in practice be your daughterwife is superior. You would barely even have to pay her if she counts as just an apprentice.

>> No.23273084

>>23273041
Yeah
>>23273064
Yeah

>> No.23273095

>>23273054
>>23273059
*armpit

>> No.23273116

I want to monsterize a paladin into a succ and watch her awkwardly get used to being a monster.

>> No.23273152

>>23273116
what if instead make her the dungeon master.,

>> No.23273159

>>23273116
My wife isn't big on monsterization per se, but if her normal interactions with human women push them down the path to depravity...is that really such a bad thing?

>> No.23273175

>>23273041
Yes. I’d do anything for a Tanuki sugar momma to help me get my finances back in check.

>> No.23273226

>>23273041
Only if they're powerful and/or evil.

>> No.23273300

would you wear your wedding ring on your cock to impress your waifu?

>> No.23273321

>>23273300
Wedding rings became more fun now that you can customize them into temporary weapons.

>> No.23273323

>>23273300
That sounds horrific or embarrassing

>> No.23273348

>>23273300
My cock isn't small enough

>> No.23273364 [DELETED] 

>>23273300
My cock is too smal

>> No.23273365

>>23271720
>You slowly come to after what you can only assume to be an hour. Something slimey and warm slips out of your ear, to be replaced by a gentle breath of air
>"Hehehehehehehehe...good morning again...worm."
>She blows into your ear again before that last remark. Your captor is still beside you, fingers wrapped around your length... pumping... pumping...
>As you grow more awake, you become aware of the sort of effect her constant ministrations have had on you
>If you were rock hard to begin with, than your beyond diamonds now. She's been teasing you for so long, your painful erection is basically teetering on the edge
>Dripping with pre, along with whatever that substance is that she's spread all over, coating not only your memeber, but your sack, groin, and a large part of your inner thighs
>Her weight shifts around, and soon enough her other hand joins in, palm rubbing slow circles atop your sensitive tip.
>Without even thinking, you let out a moan
>"Poor little insect...did it really feel that good? They say it's better when someone else does it...hehe..."
>You had heard that, but...this was way too good. Impossibly good, and yet...you couldn't cum.
>The pleaure only intensifies as she speeds up, forcing out another involuntary moan from you. She giggles, and for a brief moment you catch something fleeing out of the corner of your eye.
>She's focused on your crotch right now, surely. If you could just move your neck, you should finally be able to get a look at her. Yet for some reason, it feels like you're being watched from every angle.
>"Well? Still obsessing over that thing?"
>Her words hardly register. They only thing you can focus on is your desire to cum.
"Please..."
>"Hmmm? Did you say something?"
>She picks up the pace even more. You're right on the edge now. You try to move your hips, just enough to...but it's no use
>"Poor...poor little worm...shall I finish you off?"
>Again you see something move in your periphery, as if watching the pained look in your eye. Given the tone of her voice, you can already imagine the sort of shit-eating grin she must be flashing
>"I'll count you down. Three."
>With both hands, she tightly grips her fully-lubricated cock, and pumps it all the way down the length
>"Two."
>She repeats the action. The urge to cum is absolutely overpowering, and yet you just can't manage...not yet...
>"One."
>You feel tears streaking down your face, as she gives another pump. Waiting, pleading for that final blow. Your nerves begin to fray as time slows to a crawl. Or was she just simply waiting? And reveling in your misery?"
>"Zero."

>> No.23273366

>>23273300
ouch

>> No.23273372

>>23273300
Fugget About It

>> No.23273376

>>23273300
My cock is too small

>> No.23273454 [SPOILER] 
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>>23273365
>You don't remember too much after she said that. The sensation of your hips bucking upwards all on their own. Repeated splurts of cum shooting into the air. Malicious cackling. All a blur before a sudden fade to black.
>You awoke some time later, memories fresh in your mind. It was still morning, and you were still in your bed.
>It wasn't a dream. You definitely went to sleep in pants. You weren't wearing any now. Later, you would find them atop the washing machine.
>Either way, you could move again. The woman, whover she was, was gone. Or at least, you weren't able to find her.
>Old habits die hard. You immediately checked your phone, finding it somewhat difficult to obsessively scroll through the news this time
>A markedly stronger awareness that this was not only unhelpful...but boring?
>And strangly, all your alerts and alarms had been turned off.
>The weirdest thing, though, was a single photo taken some time earlier today.
>It was of a woman
>A million reasons you could say she wasn't a human woman, and yet, to you she was stunningly beautiful
>She was grinning widely, taking a selfie with...
>You blush...fully understanding the scene on display.
>The filename: "Eyes on You"
>A chill runs down your spine, even as your dick starts twitching, trying to rise back to attention.
>Your finger nervously hovers over the button to delete.

>> No.23273521

>>23273300
Our "wedding rings" are extensions of our covenant seal. I could just as easily extend the markings onto my penis as she does around her little labia.

>> No.23273539
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23273539

I bet the MG army would be super scary if they weren't so preoccupied with...well you know.

>> No.23273557

>>23271935
When they whole thing doesn't melt away, wrap around you, and milk you into blissful unconsciousness.

Well, when it doesn't melt away at least.

>> No.23273582

>>23273539
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585067895219.webm

>> No.23273610

Okay. Bullshits finished. Guess I'll go die.

>> No.23273615

>>23272404
Hey, I remember when I made that thread.

>> No.23273616

>>23273610
no. permission denied. draw your waifu instead.

>> No.23273639

>>23273616
I can't draw. I write instead.

>> No.23273660
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>>23273539
Maid Army strong.

>> No.23273730

>>23273639
acceptable. do that.

>> No.23273777

>>23266964
I liked your green

>> No.23273779

tell me about your image-storage systems, anons
one folder you haphazardly dump everything in? labyrinthine subfolders for each category? tags in the filenames for searching?
or maybe something like hydrus. how do you handle importing? do you obsessively re-tag shit like moi? or do you let everything sit in the inbox? how seriously do you take it?
I'm debating the utility of actually saving stuff- how much of it do I plan on actually ever looking again? how many of these 8k files do I REALLY want to keep, and how long is it going to take me to go through them, deciding what is what and tagging them such?
sometimes I want to just delete everything and start over

>> No.23273780

>>23273730
I write about her constantly. I look at pics of her species for emotional support, and imagine her saying encouraging things to me.

>> No.23273789

>>23273779
I don't save images.

>> No.23273794

>>23273639
I can't do either

>> No.23273796

>>23273779
Big folder. The pixiv stuff isn't so bad if I can vaguely remember how old it is I can sift through the strata and find what I'm looking for. The twitter stuff is obviously a mess but that's on brand.

>> No.23273797
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>>23267646
Shamelessly stolen from last thread

>> No.23273804

>>23273779
I used to be mega autistic about image sorting, but once I got to over a hundred thousand files or so I had to quit. I am still mega autistic about my waifu folders with an intricate tagging/cataloging system and everything, but that’s only a little over a thousand images.

>> No.23273812

>>23273779
I upload it to a booru.

>> No.23273813

>>23273779
I've got a big folder that I dump everything into on my phone plus a folder broken up by species on my PC. I keep a separate folder for new pics that I fill up over a month or two, then add to the big folder, with a folder marked NEW on my PC.

Favorite species are always kept separate and updated regularly.

Personal pet peeve is that wikifag doesn't put the full rez on the galleries, which is very common for Twitter images where you have to put orig at the end of the URL, so every Friday I obsessively go over both the new images and the source list to get the biggest pics of my faves

>> No.23273814

>>23273797
She must be getting restless without the decorative claws grabbing her breasts. I could volunteer to help.

>> No.23273818

>>23273789
How freeing. Sometimes I find myself thinking in that direction- but it's like an addictive habit. Some bizarre reward for the act of downloading, like 'haha! it's mine now!'- but for what purpose? collecting the shinies, as thoughtful of the act as a magpie or crow. At least they have a purpose- decoration of the nest, social utility. Nobody is ever going to see MY collections - nor would I want them to.
Or maybe that'd be something like love. If someone else somehow found, and looked around, and said to me: I like those things too.
I don't know how that'd make me feel. But I don't think that's a realistic situation to worry about.
Hmm. Might be a premise for some writefuckery- The Happening Happens, and you come home to find your waifu browsing through your shit. Feels happen, or something.

>> No.23273823

Who is better for mucle worship, Jinko or Minotaur?

>> No.23273833

>>23269771
https://infotel.ca/news/medialibrary/image/orig-mediaitemid65263-8031.png
These fine lads

>> No.23273837

>>23273794
It's easy. Just imagine things happening and write about them. You'll call yourself a piece of shit and a horrible writer, but at the same time there is something fulfilling about actually seeing words on a screen rather than in your head.

I wish I could draw though. There are no pics of my wife's species in some poses I'd really like right now.

>> No.23273840

>>23273804
>100k
jesus
Yeah. I hit a point where I decided "You know what? If I'm not gonna take the time to curate this properly, it probably doesn't mean enough for me to save it." Raising the bar for shit I'm willing to download has been key in cutting back the volume, but still ACTUALLY DOING the curating is something I procrastinate on like it's a fucking highschool essay
>>23273812
You have a lot of trust in other people's hardware. Maybe that's a good thing.
>>23273813
That sound not-bad, at least for limited scope of acquisition. I ended up with a gigantic 'misc bullshit' folder after a while, and that's when I decided I needed a proper tagging system ala Hydrus. Or maybe I shouldn't save miscellaneous bullshit.

>> No.23273844

>>23273818
I couldn't stand it after a couple times of artists having conniptions and deleting all their works.

>> No.23273847

>>23273837
who's your waifu, anon?

>> No.23273851

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your automaton can play music videos or songs through her audio projectors, doesn't mean you should have her wear the same clothes as the singer as well.

>> No.23273853

>>23273844
Oof. Well, that's part of the compulsion to save, for me- too often I've seen something just disappear, off the net.
I'm definitely the kind of guy to go data-hoarder, if I had the disposable income.

>> No.23273861

>>23273794
I feel much the same way.

>>23273818
I don't collect decorations, either.

>> No.23273873

>>23273847
I'm embarrassed to say, and if I told you, you'd understand why. I'm not one of typical waifufags... however...

>> No.23273877

>>23273873
That's OK. Heavens know I have plenty of experience being embarrassed about my interests.
Any particular reason you don't draw for yourself?

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>>23273582
You lost me.

>> No.23273880

>>23273877
I can't draw

>> No.23273884

>>23273847
girl accelerator

>> No.23273892

>>23273884
Don't pretend to be me, but holy shit she kinda is

>> No.23273900

>>23273880
"Can't draw" is not an implicit enduring property of your being- but I know what that feels like, so I won't harangue you over it too much.
Just know you might be surprised by what you can do, when you try.

>> No.23273903

>>23273879
Pesky shoggy! What a mean trick!

>> No.23273909

>>23273884
>anime_girl_looking_confused_with_questionmarks.png
>>23273892
the fact that it's apparently a meaningful description is all the more confounding

>> No.23273939

>>23273903
>Master walks into the other room to see Kiki dutifully sweeping the floor
>She has a big beaming smile on her face and is staring directly at him silently
>"Uh, having a good morning... Kiki?"
>From the other room he hears her chipper voice ring out
>"Oh yes Master! But I can't seem to find Shoggy! She's supposed to be sweeping the library, do you see her in there?"
>Master turns back to see Shoggy grinning and stifling a giggle
>"Sorry Mastah~ Just a prank on Kiki-friend~"

>> No.23273949

>>23273779
I just save them to my computer. I then divide it into two folders, temporary and long-term. The temporary folder holds all the images I quickly downloaded to either post or add to long-term, and clear it out at the end of every week. Long-term has a maximum amount of images I will keep in there, so I have to make sure that I only keep the stuff I really like for long term.
I know it sounds retarded, but it has helped with deciding what artists I would use for commissions.

>> No.23273950

>>23273939
Kiki and Shoggy are cute, but enough beating around the bush. I wanna know how they get down with master in their threesomes with him.

>> No.23273966

>>23273949
makes more sense than what I'm doing, which is periodically dumping my entire DB for re-tagging and garbage collection
a hard limit on total count sounds like a good sanity-check

>> No.23273976

>>23273909
Then you should watch more anime

>> No.23273979

>>23273950
Shoggy uses alot of tongue(s). Kiki can bump her hips for an hour on end. Shoggy is lazy yet makes up for it by being omnipresent and having infinite tools at her disposal. Kiki is just a simple lady, but has energy and enthusiasm that master can't help but get thrilled by.

>> No.23274005
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23274005

Can she be trusted?

>> No.23274012

>>23274005
Probably

>> No.23274027

>>23274005
She has big boobs. All trustworthy monsters have big boobs.

>> No.23274033
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23274033

That appears to be a spider controlling a marionette.

The only thing you can trust her to do is suck out most of your bodily fluids.

>> No.23274038
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23274038

I want to impregnate Cerea-san.

>> No.23274042

>>23274033
>suck out most of your bodily fluids
Isn't that something all monsters do?

>> No.23274045

you end up in a maze, being chased around by 4 ghosts, what do you do?

>> No.23274052

>>23274045
tell them to fuck off

>> No.23274055

>>23274038
Okay, but you'll have to impregnate both her upper half and her horse half. Also, she's ovulating so you're going to have 4 kids with her.

>> No.23274060

>>23274052
they're just going to rape you if you do that. think of another solution.

>> No.23274063
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i'd lick this fish

>> No.23274064

>>23273837
>Just imagine things happening and write about them.
Different anon than you responded to. I can vividly visualize things in my head, but the moment I try to express them in any form outside of my head, my visualizations dissipate and I can't coherently focus them until I stop trying to express them.

>> No.23274066

>>23274045
Ask what their favorite masturbatory fantasies are.

>> No.23274074

>>23274064
translation of holistic content to sequenced content is a skill to be practiced like any other. they involve significantly different brain structures, and it isn't necessarily easy to use them in tandem. you'll get it if you put in the effort.

>> No.23274075

>>23273779
I have a folder for every girl. Specific girls have a seperate folder inside their species folder and spin off characters of said girls have a folder inside of that folder. For example under foxes is caster and under that is tamamo cat. Everything is autistically ordered to prevent everyone else but me from navigating it.

>> No.23274077

>>23274074
Any advice for practicing?

>> No.23274083

>>23274045
Obtain fruit

>> No.23274090

>>23274055
Cerea only has one pussy.
The superior pussy.

>> No.23274092

>>23274077
Work in as small chunks as necessary. Get the visual, record whatever detail you can, get back into it. Over time the 'chunk' size will increase, and you will eventually be limited by your typing speed more than anything else, otherwise translating in realtime.
You may find it useful to speak aloud instead of typing when you practice- if you are in a situation where you'd be comfortable doing so. Dictation into a recorder, and then following up with transcription, might be a worthwhile method.

>> No.23274101
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23274101

They sent a cute mofu policewoman to make sure that no one in my building leaves during the quarantine.

>> No.23274111

>>23274064
Try acting out what you're visualizing. Its what I do when I write.

>> No.23274114
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23274114

I'll just stay in my garden then

>> No.23274123
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>>23274114
I'd like to be.
Under the sea.
In an Octopus's garden, in the shade.

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>>23274123
I hear they can be kind of clingy

>> No.23274131

>>23274114
Gonna fertilize the plants.

>> No.23274136

>>23274101
Lucky

>> No.23274149

>>23274042
Anon, it's a spider. Like a literal spider.

A big ass fluffy spider with an Anglerfish marionette body beneath it.

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>>23274136

Take a look out your window, anon. Yours just arrived.

>> No.23274182

>>23274149
I think it'll be okay. If I can stick my pene in it, it must be safe, right?

>> No.23274186

>>23274111
In what way?

>>23274092
I'll try that next time I've got a twinge of inspiration.

>> No.23274218

>>23273840
>You have a lot of trust in other people's hardware. Maybe that's a good thing.
I trust their backups a whole lot more than my own, that's for sure.

>> No.23274225

>>23273779
Do you guys who save images go through your collections and look at them, or is it just some weird digital form of hoarding?

>> No.23274232
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>>23274225
Why I'm constantly posting them here!

>> No.23274245

>>23274225
See >>23274232

Except for the lewds, which I definitely "use."

>> No.23274247

>>23274186
Play pretend, but with yourself. A solo larp if you will. Think of it like the literature version of method acting where you record everything that happened. Then fill in the details. Viola you've just written a rough draft, now polish and refine it.

>> No.23274258

>>23274101
Mamono mana would obliterate any virus. So if anything this policewoman is coming to your home to rape you, for your own good of course.

>> No.23274259

>>23274225
I do, albeit infrequently. It is enough of a hoarder thing to make me want to change things; but I go back and savor a sufficiently large faction of what I save that I don't want to give it up entirely.
The basic impulse IS essentially 'Oooh! Shiny!', but some of those shiny things end up being actual gemstones and not just pretty garbage- the difference only realized, too often, after the act.
Learning to discriminate between those drives better is a big part of my work.

>> No.23274260

>>23274005
No, spider butt is too small

>> No.23274268

>>23274101
What if someone tries to leave?

>> No.23274280

>>23274225
Gotta keep my wife pictures so I can look at them and smile!

>> No.23274281
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>>23274182
You know what, go for it anon.

I'm sure it's kind enough to wrap you up after you've exhausted yourself on the Doll.

>> No.23274289

>>23274225
I'm hoarding them out of instinct. I can't stop. Its something I get from my mother.

>> No.23274294

>>23274268

She's tasked with keeping you in your home no matter what. She knows a few techniques to keep you busy

>> No.23274296

>>23274149
So its like a parasite slime that took over a doll? Cus that sounds kinda hot.

>> No.23274300

>>23274289
>I can't
wrong. whatever reason you think this is true is also wrong.

>> No.23274350

>>23274281
Cute shark

>> No.23274363
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23274363

>inherit a fortune of 9 trillion dollars but only under one condition...
>you have to not harm a monster, which includes turning down date, marriage, or sex offerings/advances
>have an annoying Cheshire cat that's extremely attracted to you but is always spouting degenerate shit
>she uses the the conditions of the inheritance to force you to respect her and even take some of your money
>your urge to "harm" her grows strong because she's revolting and manipulative
you now have a choice: give up 9 trillion dollars to get away from faggot cat or let her abuse then raped you because she has power of your inheritance
what will it be?

>> No.23274373

>>23274363
Use a small fraction of that money to hire a demon lawyer and/or ochi bodyguard and/or mind flayer to help.

>> No.23274374

>>23274363
But I like cats.

>> No.23274376

>>23274363
Slave to a gold-digger Cheshire Cat it is.

>> No.23274379

>>23274363
I gag her with my tongue. She can't talk shit if her mouth is full.

>> No.23274396

>>23274363
This sounds inspired by a certain Tom and Jerry cartoon

>> No.23274403

>>23274363
>inherit a fortune of 9 trillion dollars
I don't want that much money in the first place

>> No.23274408

>>23274281
Anon is doomed no matter what:
>Anon dies after dicking the spider, as expected
>Anon somehow doesn't die, and now has to take care of the 300 or so daughters that hatched

>> No.23274415

Is it normal to not be able to think of a name for your waifu?

>> No.23274426

>>23274415
I'm terrible with names. What's in a name?

>> No.23274428

>>23274415
I didn't have one until an artist asked me.

>> No.23274435

>>23274426
>>23274428
That makes me feel much better. Thank you.

>> No.23274437

>>23274403
why not? you could live in luxury for eternity with that money! just don't get fucked over by a weird purple cat that pretends to have a futa cock with a striped cat tail between her legs

>> No.23274440

>>23274005
>>23274033
I like to think it's a living doll that has a pet spider that she uses as a hat.

>> No.23274443
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>>23274296
Anon for the love of god. >>23274005

It has literal black spider legs and a fluffy white body for the marionette's hair, the legs are holding up webbing connected to the marionette to make it move like a puppeteer, the 2 front bangs are fluff covered pedipalps that direct prey into it's human-esque looking mouth.

That Spider is top tier evolution at work that makes Flying Scorpions look like fucking chumps. It's an Angler Spider, it even technically has "fishing line" webbing so the name holds up even further alongside the marionette's body that it's puppeteering to bait people in.

It's a big fucking spider sitting on top of a Doll's neck. IT WANTS TO EAT YOU EAT YOU

>> No.23274444

>>23274415
Maybe depending on the species. Using a real name for something like a demon would seem pretty weird.

>> No.23274447
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>>23274376
but she's gross!

>> No.23274455

>>23274447
How so? Does she make you eat her out while you wear a nothing but a bow-tie and underwear?

Maybe she has her friends around and you have to do a lewd striptease for them.

>> No.23274461

>>23274447
How gross? In what way?

>> No.23274466

>>23274455
>>23274461
worse, she draws a black spade with cat ears and writes "FOR CAT GIRLS ONLY" above your dick with an arrow pointed to it.

>> No.23274467

>>23274466
That's kinda hot.

>> No.23274472

>>23274466
Yeah, I agree with >>23274467.

>> No.23274483

>>23274447
>>23274466
>tfw no short-haired, awkward, hairy-pussied, NEET Cheshire gf who acts super lewd and confident when alone with me, but super shy and clingy in public

>> No.23274487

>>23274437
I don't want to be rich I just want to be comfortable, which is not possible with that cat.

>> No.23274491

>>23274443
Just let >>23274296 stick his dick in the spider without bringing up your vore fantasies. If this spider is smart enough to pilot a doll, it should be smart enough to know that it will have a higher chance of survival not eating their mate.

>> No.23274523

>>23274444
I've been leaning towards a Babylonian name for her, given she's a Sylph, and in Babylonian myth, Lilith was a powerful wind spirit who helped the hero Marduk overthrow the demon queen Tiamat.

>> No.23274544
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23274544

>>23274491
There is no mating involved, it's a sex doll in the best scenario, but more than that Spiders can't talk.

It's a Ahtal-Ka but on a smaller scale. And if there's one thing we all know about Ahtal-Ka, it's that it's pure fucking evil.

>> No.23274558

>>23274363
>>have an annoying Cheshire cat that's extremely attracted to you but is always spouting degenerate shit
then why have I not already married this beautiful batshit bitch

>> No.23274581

>>23274363
Keep her away by regularly laying out my room with bananas and cucumbers. They loathe that shit.
Now the question is how do I deal with those damn monkeys?

>> No.23274590

>Come on, prove you're not gay and fuck my little pussy. See, I know how much you like watching it twitch for you, so I figured out how to do it on command!
>Or do you wanna be a straight faggot and fuck me in the ass while I'm doing that "reverse trap" act you like so much? I'll even bandage up my pussy for it - although I don't know how long the bandages can take before I soak through them!

This Cheshire-posting's got me thinking about them, and about their appeal.

>> No.23274618
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23274618

Monsters are too op! They can't be trusted with their arcane prowess!

>> No.23274626

>>23274590
I would like to eat a cheshire's ass while 4 knuckles deep in her pussy. Gonna pull her tail with my other hand. Gonna take a snorkel with me so I don't have to come up for air.

>> No.23274637

>>23274618
>She's enjoying it

>> No.23274672

>>23273779
Regarding MGE, my main folder holds a few sub-folders: Book Material, Doujins, Profile Pages, Pictures, and Z - Misc.

Book material holds images from the MGE books. Doujins holds MGE related doujins and other monster girl doujins in which the girl is similar to MGE girls. Profile pages holds the MGE profiles. Pictures holds all the galleries for the girls. And the Misc folder for everything else.

Within the Pictures folder, each folder is named after a girl which of course holds her fanart. There's also a Group folder for when multiple MGE girls of different species are in the same image.

Within each of the girl's folders, the main folder itself holds art in which only the girl is present. Then there are three additional folders: Alternative, Lewds, and Other. Alternative holds fetish stuff. Lewds holds porn in which a man is present. Other holds SFW images in which a man is present.

>> No.23274675

>>23274637
All girls enjoy it, anon

>> No.23274682

>>23274675
Don't tell that to a certain hellhound fan.

>> No.23274691

>>23274675
Can confirm. If a girl says she's a dom she's really just a bratty sub who likes it even harder. This however, does not apply to monster girls.

>> No.23274692

>>23274682
I would like to see a hell hound rape with hands tied behind her back

>> No.23274695
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>>23274682
Girls just wanna have a good time

>> No.23274716 [SPOILER] 
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If she were a monster girl, which one would she be?

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>>23274716
>strong, protective Japanese girl
I say Oni

>> No.23274727

>>23274716
ew 3dpd

>> No.23274738

>>23274727

That's why I spoiled. I've gotta slow down those jannies

>> No.23274747

>>23274738
so, if you know it's gonna be deleted, why post it retard?

>> No.23274773

>>23274747

obviously because I'll get some answers before janny finishes the hotpockets and gets around to deleting it

>> No.23274791

>>23274726
What the fuck was he thinking with those awful noodle arms?

>> No.23274797

>>23274791
exaggeratted pink muscle?

>> No.23274815

>ywn innocently snuggle your elemental wife while her fission bodies discretely doubleteam your cock

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>>23274797
There would still be more flesh and definition on her arms then the noodle look she has
more like this

>> No.23274828

>>23274791
He can only draw like two body types.

>> No.23274866
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23274866

Do chimeras have a dominate personality or do each of them equally share prime time?

>> No.23274896

>>23274866
I like to think they have "triggers" for when they switch personality or just do it at random.

>> No.23274922

>>23274866
It's probably just chuuni bullshit.

>> No.23275148

Does Tiamat have five heads or five personalities sharing one head?

>> No.23275183

>>23275148
Five personalities all of them love you but show in different ways from yandere mutterings of tying you down and forcing you to get her pregnant, tsundere insults but when your back is turned she whispers compliments, haughty mistress who demands you lay with her on her pile of gold and act as her crown jewel, and two more I can’t think up of

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>>23273041
>>23273226
Hell yes

>> No.23275228

>>23274225
i save to post images that contain my waifu or girls i like and anything i look at is porn which i do shuffle the whole gallery while having a go at it.

>> No.23275230
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P'orcs vs trolls, who would win?

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>>23274618
>tfw no loving kuu dark mage or lich mistress who at the same time has no qualms in forcing me to endure extensive arcane experiments.
These magical mamono are ruthless.

>> No.23275247

>>23275230
P’orcs at night, trolls at day

>> No.23275258

>>23275234
>Just endure it a little bit more, deary

>> No.23275269

>>23275230
Troll has such big, strong hands, doesn't she?

>> No.23275295

>>23274821
That's a big sake jug.

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>> No.23275328

>>23275320
WARNING
OLD SUCCS

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>>23275328

>> No.23275343

>>23275320
>"Run, little man... the chase only makes me wetter"

>> No.23275460

Do you recommend full Penile and Testicular runes?

>> No.23275466

>>23275343
>older arch-succubus hunting you
O-oh no

>> No.23275492

>>23275460
Only if you're full sub and want to squirm at a monster's touch

>> No.23275505

>>23275230
>Anon's stuck in a mosh pit of sweaty P'Orcs while two Monsters fight for who keeps him.

>> No.23275513

>>23275460
>Paladin-chan trying to purify an incubus with holy runes

>> No.23275572

>>23275466
Run straight at her! She'll be too confused to do anything.

>> No.23275583

>>23275572
I feel like that would activate some sort of combat instinct. Though I don't mind being nursed back to health by an arch-succ

>> No.23275585

>>23275572
>Anon runs face first into a pair of waiting tits
The last thing you hear will be a muffled ara ara.

>> No.23275591

>>23275230
P'orcs since their lives revolve around raiding and fighting.

But if a troll were also to live a lifestyle of fighting, then in a 1v1 scenario, I'd favor the troll as p'orcs are more group fighters.

>> No.23275604

>>23275460
No, just get them in the interior of your foreskin. Should be enough to enhance all pleasure down there
>I got snipped
Well, mamono mana can and will grow your mutilated dick back to normal

>> No.23275607
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>>23275466
When I was in middle school I used to fantasize about one of my teachers hunting me around the school at night. I'd be running away from her naked and my goal would be to elude her until the time was up. If she caught me I'd be punished.
Haku-sensei pls understand

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>>23275607

>> No.23275639

>>23275604
i'm not sure if i would want my foreskin regenerated

>> No.23275688

>>23275639
Having a healthy, non-mutilated penis with the nerve-ends it's supposed to have is a bad thing? Really?

>> No.23275707

>>23275585
I like to do my part for lonely mgs by giving out bad advice like that.

>> No.23275711

>>23275688
the important stuff is the glans

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>>23275711
Penis is for protecc, not cut

>> No.23275940

>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.
My Automaton has been sounding weird lately.

>> No.23276003

>>23275688
Go back to redddit.

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>>23275328
>>23275341
OLD SUCCS are the FUTURE

>> No.23276074

>>23276005
Blessed.

>> No.23276121

>>23275749
>No yeti waifu to protecc your peen

>> No.23276153

>>23273779
My old laptop died last year and I only transfered commissions and requests of my harem over to the new pc, it gave me a chance for a reset on how I do things.
I downloaded wikifag's mega folder since it's all neatly organized, then I started adding stuff that was missing from it by salvaging more old stuff from my laptop's HD so now whenever I find something new it's saved using the existing format.
That's just for MGE though, it's inside a larger "monster girls" folder which includes a bunch of sub folders for generic monster girls races and also for other source material. There's also a folder for artist OCs which includes stuff like Barb's dragons.
All my own commissions and requests are saved outside of monster girl categories in a folder named "wives" with each girl having their own folder. I may be a lot more autistic than I need to be.

>> No.23276182

>>23275607
Sounds like you just gave Haku-sensei an idea for what to do with you when she uses that shota potion she's been brewing up for you. You're definitely gonna be punished, anon

>> No.23276185

>>23274045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOem-ed4Zdg

>> No.23276191

>>23274045
Let the pink one take me

>> No.23276329
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I love cows

>> No.23276336

>>23274060
They are legally not allowed to rape you if you don't secretly want it.

>> No.23276460

>>23276329
If you love cows so much, why don't you marry one?

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>>23276329
>>23276460
>ywn be lovingly married by a holstaur

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>>23274101
I think they sent the wrong mofu, this one has been to Shadow Moses, why is she taking such a lowly job now?

>> No.23276618

>>23276329
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>23276460
I wish I could. If they were real, I'd marry as many as possible. I'd treat them well. I'd lovingly milk them whenever they need. I'd massage their large tits. I'd massage their pussies with my dick and their wombs with my semen. I'd cuddle them and sleep with them. I'd make-out with them passionately. I'd thoroughly taste their pussies and asses daily. I'd breed them over and over again. I'd even hold their hands

>> No.23276670

>>23275230
My dick wins no matter what.

>> No.23276689

>>23274691
Cringe.

>> No.23276750

>>23274363
Buy a stash of catnip and potions, then drug her until she is nearly broken.

>> No.23276786

>>23275585
I want to be trapped her her cleavage valley. Forced to smell her delightful tits and lick all around her tits before being alloud to suck on her nips.

>> No.23276799

>>23274682
Obsessed, you're as bad as him

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23276840

What's your order?

>> No.23276876

>>23274618
>How defeat the spell caster succubus
>until you realize she can cast "charm" without needing to say anything

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23276938

>tfw actually was able to obtain an Oculus S despite the sold out nonsense

I need to know anon, is there any MG adventures I could have with it or am I just stuck with regular stuff?

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>>23276840
Omelette

>> No.23277004

i really just want a monster that would massage my scalp and help me sleep

>> No.23277063

catgirls in the peak of heat

>> No.23277072

>>23277063
Really loud and unsubtle cheshires

>> No.23277089

>>23277063
I've had to put up with that, it's awful.

>> No.23277098

>>23276182
If only.

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>it's spring but everyone is staying inside
pretty sure they're break into some anon's room and bite him during his sleep soon

>> No.23277141

>>23277133

Malaria-chan, please be gentle

>> No.23277150

>>23277133
i'll be one of those bitten people for sure

>> No.23277157

>>23277133
If I have to marry a spider to not let this happen to me, so be it.

>> No.23277158

>>23277141
West nile virus would be more fun if it turned women into desert girls.

>> No.23277166

>>23277157
just have a raiju and thunderbird cuddling you while acting as a bugzapper

>> No.23277200

This is now the fifth time I have had a dream about my waifu during quarantine. How long until portal day?

>> No.23277208

I want to do it in this position with all the fat-bottomed loli monstergirls

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5180297

>> No.23277214

>>23277200
The portal was inside your heart all along

>> No.23277223

>>23277200
Hopefully soon. I had another dream about Grelia and I just want to hug and hold her close.

>> No.23277287

>Papa Wendi drunkenly smoking meat because he gave away his last daughteru at her wedding

>> No.23277292

>>23275230
Depends, how long ago was the troll's rejection from street fighter? There's a good chance she's out of practice. If its a year or more I'd say Porc. Less than that, I'd still say porc.

>> No.23277302

>>23277287
>Woman! We need another little'un!

>> No.23277322

>>23277302
>Mama Wendi just ufufufu’s
>just as planned

>> No.23277341

What’s something that’s thread canon that you absolutely love?
What’s one thing itt that you hate?

>> No.23277365

>>23277341
What I love:
>Winterstown and latenight
What I hate:
>Cheshires

>> No.23277366

>>23277287
https://youtu.be/1vs55Z7t7bk
>No MG edit of this.

>> No.23277404

>>23277341
>Love
Jinkos and H'Orcs. Sturdy hip bones and sexy legs.
>Hate
Muscle fags. Muscle fag memes. Muscles.

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>> No.23277410

>>23277287
>>23277366
>Honey what are you doing?
>Smoking meat at 4am.
>Why?
>Because I lost control of my life and all my little girls have left this house!
>Mama Wendi just takes off her cloak and says with a smile
>We can do something about that dear!~

>> No.23277415

>>23277405
Awww I’m gonna give her a big present!
Nevermind the fact it was meant for her other sister.

>> No.23277419

>>23277405
https://youtu.be/0lzqRVuRqN0

>> No.23277425

>>23277208
All loli monster girls deserve pounded like that regardless of their rear!

>> No.23277491

>>23276938
Monster Girl Island. It's fucking hot.

>> No.23277556

>>23277341
I have a neutral feeling on most thread cannon, but it's nice to see when people expand on other's ideas.
One of the things in these threads that I find annoying is how there are some people on the flat loli and big breast sides that try to force their ideal body type in every conversation.

>> No.23277598

>>23277556
dunno whats more annoying
that or the guys that say "its only the other side that does it!"

>> No.23277610

>>23276938
Koikatsu has VR capability and there monster girls people have made.

>> No.23277659

>>23277425
You're not wrong, but a little girl with a big butt is practically made for it. Imagine if you will, comparing two girls on all fours hugging pillows: a sabbath Witch with minimal curves, and a loli Dark Mage with hips, ass and thighs that a girl her age shouldn't quite have yet.

>> No.23277694

>>23277659
Small but chubby familiars are what I need.
Compact snuggling.

>> No.23277697

>>23275230
P'orcs, due to their warcry of Bill

>> No.23277711

>>23274090
>Spoiler
t. Spaniard

>> No.23277713

>>23277694
I would rather have the small thin Witch any day.

>> No.23277719

>>23277713
meant for >>23277659

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What if we build an automaton, in the form of an android, and dress it in the form of a robot?

>> No.23277869

>>23277659
That witch sounds much more attractive.

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