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Pet the kitty.

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>> No.23285718

What happened to the last thread?

>> No.23285735

>>23285718
Went to the big archive in the sky

>> No.23285738

>>23285735
I didn’t see it in the archive though that’s why I was asking.

>> No.23285770
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>>23285738

>> No.23285775

I miss Vada

>> No.23285797

How quickly after the portals open would I be able to acquire a Familiar and an Alice?

>> No.23285806

>>23285775
He's still here though

>> No.23285815
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>> No.23285824

>>23285797
I've never been a fan of the familiar's design but I love the Alice. They are amazing.

>> No.23285825

>>23285775
He's still around anon

>> No.23285830

>>23285824
I liked the Familiar's design from the beginning, and WG3 made me love them even more.

>> No.23285831

>>23285815
Gavial is really cute.

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>>23285815
yup...

>> No.23285855

>>23285815
Ah, a rare crocodilian girl.

>> No.23285872
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When the portals open, the very first thing I'm gonna do is feed myself to a sandworm, and there's not damn thing anyone can say that's gonna stop me

>> No.23285897
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>>23285815
The lurker.

>> No.23285898 [DELETED] 

I want to be a shota with several Dragon momsters who have decided to pool their treasure hordes entirely for the purpose of pleasing me in ways I can't imagine.

>> No.23285909

https://pastebin.com/Vw4cgBxA
New Sabbath. Feedback appreciated.

>> No.23285921
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>>23285872
I'm going to find a band of monster raiders and challenge one to a fight.

>> No.23285924

>>23285872
I'm going to start searching for elementals and angels with which to form covenants.

>> No.23285931

>>23285909
Coolio. This like a codex?

>> No.23285932

>>23285909
Too much details. Be more vague and also wtf getting cucked by the leader?

JK. Woohoo techno sabbath

This is a long read, so it'll take a while

>> No.23285933

>>23285872
I'm going to get a mana marker then head to the caves to look for my Night Gaunt wife.

>> No.23285953

>>23285909
Always nice to see people write up their own sabbath

>> No.23285968

>>23285953
I have an OC Sabbath that I'm not confident enough in my ability to write to communicate.

>> No.23286006

>>23285968
I have my wife's sabbath but I'm equally as hesitant to write it

>> No.23286057
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23286057

Nerds are for gently teasing

>> No.23286066

>>23286057
Which MG makes the best closeted nerd?

>> No.23286074
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Look, she's not asking for a lot. Just a lifetime of commitment.

>> No.23286084

>>23286074
But she looks like she’s six.

>> No.23286088

>>23286066

Big, rowdy, hard-drinkin' Oni who secretly gushes over tokusatsu superheroes.

>> No.23286102

>>23286006
>>23285968
Give your balls a tug you titfuckers

>> No.23286103

>>23286057
I want a small-breasted, lanky, overenthusiastic nerdy mamono who never shaves her bush and has a bunch of degenerate fetishes.
What species do you think would work well for that? Clubs Trumpart, maybe? Or Tsurara?

>> No.23286105

>>23286074
That's too much for me

>> No.23286159
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>>23286084
But everyone likes Lolibabas...!

>> No.23286169

>>23286159
false

>> No.23286174

>>23286159
No

>> No.23286176

>>23286159
Distinctly not.
I like lolis with JK personalities.

>> No.23286194
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>>23286159
Not everyone can have supreme taste.

>> No.23286200
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>>23286169
>>23286174
>>23286176
I bet you life Fairy Mom though

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>>23286074
>>23286159
I'm gonna lewd these lolis

>> No.23286217

>>23286200
Sure, but not romantically.

>> No.23286226

>>23286200
Not even slightly.

>> No.23286269
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23286269

How to attract snek?

>> No.23286277

>>23285815
MGE Florida must be a terrible place.
Like regular Florida, but with slightly more public masturbations ending with rape.

>> No.23286280
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>>23285694

>> No.23286282

>>23286269
Hiss at snek. If she hiss back, you married.

>> No.23286285

>>23286200
Oh god, that's such an awful personality type.

>> No.23286288

>>23286269
Take a big stick and AGITATE THE FUCK OUT OF THE SNAKE.

>> No.23286297

>>23286282
I don't believe you

>>23286288
I want to wife the snek, not hurt the snek

>> No.23286298

>>23286297
DO IT, STEVE.

>> No.23286324

>>23286269
Step on snek?

>> No.23286333

>>23286269
How do I attract a swarm of bugs?

>> No.23286341
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>>23286269
Offer her buns.

>> No.23286349
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Does your waifu run a business?

>> No.23286352

>>23286333
Rub honey all over yourself, though you may need to watch out for bears as well.

>> No.23286355

>>23286341
If I flash gold-backed currency in the snek's face, will she orgasm?

>>23286324
>>23286298
NOOO

>> No.23286370
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23286370

you will now be sexualized for the pleasure of grody drunk zipangu salarywomen

>> No.23286372

>>23286269
Learn the pungi.

>> No.23286384

>>23286370
Can't they find actually attractive men to sexualize?

>> No.23286397

>>23286349
Reimu's not doing too well. Har har.

>> No.23286400

>>23286384
they're all taken, and you're the only man in their friend group who has the same interests as them. of course they're gonna take advantage of you

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>>23265705

>Meanwhile, a strapping lumberjack looking man and a nervous yet lovely looking woman in a makeshift dress eat at a corner booth
>The man is through his tenth beer but unfazed, while the woman nibbles nervously on a large helping of stretchy meat
>"What are they doing, papa? Has she given him her coat yet?"
>"Mama, you don't think she'd do that so soon, right? They're just talking! Everything's normal! Just talking. That's all they're doing! Talking! Nothing else! My little girl is just talking to the nice boy! That's all!"
>He sounds more like he's convincing himself than the woman with him
>>23265939
>>23267049

>> No.23286452

>>23286429
awawa!

>> No.23286470

>>23286429
Based draw anon.

>> No.23286475

>>23286400
>you're the only man in their friend group who has the same interests as them
They could succeed introducing a handsome guy to video games.
>>23286429
Based LN

>> No.23286513

>>23286370
I'd rather not have to deal with drunks.

>> No.23286521

>>23285815
dillers are good

>> No.23286536

>>23286429
>yuki and yeti outside
I love the little details

>> No.23286547

>>23286513
um but you will, i don't care

>> No.23286548

>>23286429
So daintily chewing that stretchymeat, so refined!

>> No.23286561
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Lewd your party members before they lewd you.

>> No.23286591

>>23286561
>Young dark mage goes after party member.

>> No.23286606

>>23286547
Then they'll find me completely uninterested, unattracted, and detached from the situation at a level bordering on dissociation.

>> No.23286607

>>23286561
I'm safe from lewding if I'm the male comic relief character.

>> No.23286609

>that is one sexy snake

>> No.23286615

>>23286607
Every dog has it's day.

>> No.23286637

>>23286609
your mom lmao

>> No.23286640

>>23286607
Not if you're in a comedy series.

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I need a Gopnik Goblin.

>> No.23286652

>>23286643
That appears to be a hob gobo

>> No.23286654

>>23286643
i want a gopnik slime

>> No.23286665

>>23286561
Best way to avoid this is to not become an adventurer and instead work at the adventurers guild.

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>>23286561
>Bapho, witch, and familiar party members take turns lewding anon like this

>> No.23286670

>>23286666
>Pinning him to his bed and stealing kisses from him.

They can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.23286709

>>23286666
It seems I was meant to be a mana dispenser.

>> No.23286717

>>23286429
Wonderful! Papa Wendi in the non-coat-flesh!

>> No.23286719

>>23286429
>Stares in nervous father

>> No.23286726

>>23286429
Such is life in Winterstown.

>> No.23286728

>>23286615
As long as I don't become badass, have a sad backstory, or a female comic relief character joins the party, I should still be safe.
>>23286640
Doesn't count.

>> No.23286734

>>23286429
Papa Wendi is manly as hell god damn
He's actually less intimidating in his big coat monster form

>> No.23286736

Quiet, unassuming dragon girl goes from 0 to "there's an unwashed peasant in my jewel hoard and they're touching everything" when another girl starts eyeing her boyfriend.

>> No.23286739

>>23286666
Please. PLEASE.

>> No.23286741

>>23286736
The only way to settle things is to press her boobs against the other girl's and try to intimidate her.

>> No.23286748

>>23286666
Sounds like some kind of initiation ceremony. Anon has to spend 7 minutes in heaven with each member.

>> No.23286775

>>23286734
>Drunk Ice Wolf delinquent stumbles into Papa and Mama Wendi as they're walking on the sidewalk on the way out of town
>Papa is still a bit frazzled from seeing his littlest sweetiepie on her first date
>"Hrrmgh, careful now..."
>The Ice Wolf sneers at him
>"Tch! You think you're hot shit cause you got big hands wearin' that thing? I'd kick yer ass if you weren't with yer wife here!"
>Papa Wendi grumpily takes his coat off, leaving his wife bundled up while he steps out and looms over her, a six and a half foot tall jacked first son of a lumberjack survivalist with a jawline that could sheer boulders
>Cracks his knuckles while looking down at the now frozen ice wolf
>"You were saying?"
>She scampers off with her tail between her legs as Mama Wendi calms Papa down by nuzzling against his arms, standing on her tip toes to slip the coat back over him
>"Awa, Papa, back home we go. No need to be upset, awa."

>> No.23286788

>>23286775
Those Ice Wolves are nothing but trouble!

>> No.23286808

>>23286561
don't tell me what to do. sure, adventurers are mostly girls and whenever a guy joins, they always hit on him but that's why you dress less sexual or "appealing" to their fetishes. you're a man with rights and the power to deny from lack of consent, you can end the lewd before it begins so that priorities are focused on the missions, not the sex.

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>>23286666
Witnessed

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>>23286666
no lewding the loli party member, she's you're only offensive-based magic-user.

>> No.23286844

>>23286561
What party members? I am, so far, unrecruited by any team or guild or whatnot.

>> No.23286846
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Are you training your succ or is she secretly training you?

>> No.23286850

>>23286833
How else can I reward her for a job well done?

>> No.23286859

>>23286846
Oh, I'm definitely training her...yes...
Oh, it's almost 4pm...gotta go...

>> No.23286860

>>23286561
i cant

>> No.23286861

>>23286850
how are you rewarded for a job well done?

>> No.23286864

>>23286861
I wouldn't know.

>> No.23286868

>>23286607
You’re going to then get comedically chased by a overzealous girl until you have a single heartfelt moment at the end of the episode, establishing you two as a couple with new partner antics.

>> No.23286876

>>23286864
then i don't know how you would reward her for a job well done. hopefully the EXP and leveling up to get those abilities off the skill tree is considered a good reward

>> No.23286910

>>23286868
You should know by now that the comic relief character never gets any serious romance.

>> No.23286926
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For those who weren't here last thread:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447115249997578241/693441099691458631/Mako_the_Nereid.png

>> No.23286927

>>23286561
I lewd all of the girls bound to me by summoning covenants regularly.

>> No.23286943

>>23286748
Which one do you think tastes the best?
Which one has the best skill?
Which one has the softest tongue?

>> No.23286957

>Still no hardcore Runya porn draws
Artfags here are lazy fucks I tell ya

>> No.23286962

>>23286957
So commission it.

>> No.23286969

>>23286957
runya is for hugging

>> No.23286974

>>23286775
Poor ice wolf. What if she was just drinking because of the sadness consuming her over her inability to confess to the boy she likes.

>> No.23286975

>>23286943
Familiar tastes the best, as her artificial body will be best suited to adapt to her lover's tastes.
Baph is definitely the most skilled, having likely practiced with Witches and Familiars in preparation of getting a husband.
Witch probably has the softest tongue, being the most "natural" loli.

>> No.23286983

pure electricity
in my pants

>> No.23286992

>>23286775
>See an Ice Wolf running off, scared
>She looks drunk
>Offer to escort her home
>Make sure she's safe and sound
>Leave without a trace

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>>23286962
Do no tempt me to commission Runya because if I do, it will most certainly be fetish porn. And trust me, most everyone here will not want to see that

>> No.23286999

>>23286994
Well stop bitching about not getting freebies.

>> No.23287012

>>23286846
succs are not pets, they are wild animals. please stop damaging the ecosystem

>> No.23287015

I'm going to break the seventh seal and bring forth the Four Waifus of the Apocalypse!

>> No.23287027

>>23287015
>only four waifus
do they at least summon demons and other residents of hell?

>> No.23287038

>>23287027
>>23287015
>Only
>having more than one

>> No.23287049

>>23287038
>bringing the apocalypse with only four waifus to go around

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>>23286926
Reminds me, posted this on /h/ but not here despite shilling the screenshots of her. https://files.catbox.moe/jvc50r.png
She's a donut steel motherly bapho.
>>23286957
>>23286994
Commission it anyway coward. Don't let your dreams be just that.

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>>23286833
What if all your party members are lolis, and you accepted to join them in the first place because you let your dick take the wheel.

>> No.23287078

>>23286994
I want to see Runya piss herself

>> No.23287091

friendzoning runya!

>> No.23287095

what if the demon realm was a democracy? would virgin men be allowed to vote?

>> No.23287099

>>23287064
>Commission it anyway coward
Boy, I've got one hand on my dick and a $1200 stimulus check heading way soon. Don't dare me

>>23287078
There's a Koikatsu scene of a girl pissing in a bucket. If that one anon finishes the Runya card, I'll stick her in that scene.

>> No.23287102

>>23287068
make sure they notice every time you get an erection from being around them so that they work together to rape you

>> No.23287108

>>23287091
and have sex with kuro in front of her face as kuro looks down at runya in smug, causing sexual warfare in the sabbath to see who can claim the honor of having best sabbath!

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>>23287015
God I want War-chan to run me through.

>> No.23287137

>>23287108
>causing sexual warfare in the sabbath to see who can claim the honor of having best sabbath!
Runya auto-loses because no magic

>> No.23287144

>>23287099
Triple dare. Can't be that bad.
>spoiler
Why do I feel like a finger on the monkey's paw just curled? Not my thing personally but I'll finish her eventually.

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PURE WHITE GIRLS!

>> No.23287146

>>23287038
>tfw my ideal dynamic is a single "main" waifu, a close (but not as close as her) harem, and a large number of girls who are my wives by technicality, I (and my waifu and harem) are free to use sexually as we please, but ultimately are citizens of our territory
Of course, upward movement to harem status would be possible.

>> No.23287152

>>23287137
but runya is smart! knowledge is power, as they say! kuro will have to stop being a cumbrain and start using her noggin to secure her sabbath branch's position!

>> No.23287158

>>23287145
Being an abyssal admiral has quite a few perks. Big soft white titties are just one of many.

>> No.23287168

>>23287137
Can I just please have Momonika?

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>>23287168
here you go, bro.

>> No.23287176

>>23287137
I love Ropurotto's pet Sabbath.

>> No.23287193

>>23287176

But who is Ropurotto?

>> No.23287197

>>23287172
Now this is a bapho I would thoroughly breed.

>> No.23287207

>>23287119
Needs a much bigger sword

>> No.23287218

>>23287172
If those breasts were just a bit smaller, I'd be fine with JK Momonika.

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>>23287193
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Ropurotto_Sabbath_.28p14.29

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Have some Bapho-chan lewds

https://imgbox.com/g/V6GoagyNVR

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>>23287172
Being solicited outside their sabbath is a fairly likely game over for me.

>> No.23287250

>>23287241
It's nice to see someone else here doing bapho lewds with the game. I'm thinking of making a loli hellhound.

>> No.23287272

Which Sabbath is most likely to cater to the following desires of mine:

>Fruit-flavored pussy juice
>Loli-JC body, JK personality
>Encouragement of curiosity in both onii-chan and loli

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>>23287250

>> No.23287284

>>23287272
Momonika's Sabbath is the only one that is pretty much exclusively true lolis. Just have a loli Barometz from the Demon lord's Army Sabbath which can have any loli.

>> No.23287288

>>23287284
What sort of combat role does a barometz provide?

>> No.23287297

>>23286429
LN is the hero we need in these dark times.

>> No.23287307

>>23287102
>implying they would have to do anything more than offer themselves up or ask nicely

>> No.23287308

>>23287241
When Witch/Familiar lewds?

>> No.23287309

>>23287288
Bapho-sama's Sabbth is technically the spellcasting division of the Demon Lord's army but they mostly fucked off and are all about spreading the love of lolis when they aren't needed. They accept any loli.

>> No.23287318

>>23287284
I want the flavor without the fruit orb, if possible.

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I just moved into a new neighborhood, and two young mofu girls keep knocking on my door every damn day. All they do is try to start small talk and ask if I'm interesting in the Shinto religion.

What's their endgame? Are they planning to steal my liver when my backs turned?

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>>23287308
Dunno. There aren't any Koikatsu cards for them. I just take Bapho-chan's card that was made by someone else and import her into existing scenes which were also made by other people

>> No.23287341

>>23287327
Gonna rip apart their Shinto beliefs and turn them into good Christian foxes

>> No.23287351

>>23286561
Nope! The situation demonstrated is exactly the outcome I desire. I will lead her on and tease her until she takes action herself!

>> No.23287362

>>23287327
consider not answering the door

>> No.23287364

>>23287172
A serious threat, that one.

>> No.23287367

>>23287220
what's wrong with this dog-goat?

>> No.23287372

Zombies are cuties and shouldnt be bullied

>> No.23287373

>>23287367
She's leaking, someone has to plug her.

>> No.23287378

>>23286910
Donkey from shrek got dragon waifu and kids though

>> No.23287379

>>23287373
i'll go get the cork, now she's gotta show me where she's leaking from

>> No.23287387

>>23287220
Fuck, that's so hot.

>> No.23287404

>>23287327
Step one:
>acquire JubJub waifu
Step two:
>answer the door with your waifu perched on your cock with heart pupils
Step three:
>???
Step four:
>profit!!!

>> No.23287408

>>23287327
I'll politely decline, but offer them fried tofu whenever they visit.

>> No.23287410

>>23286561
>tfw I’m too dense to be lewded even by the DL herself!

>> No.23287411

>>23287327
just fuck their grandma lol

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>> No.23287431

>>23287327
Not interested.

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>>23287411
Now we're talking

>> No.23287461

>>23287412
>>23287447
I can appreciate the memes. As someone who usually does these though it's probably better to wait till you have a bunch and throw them in a gallery to avoid people getting snappy

>> No.23287462

getting your penis pulled out of your pants from behind in public and jerked off by a raiju!

>> No.23287479

>>23287462
what if a raiju's electricity made her fur/hair go maximum poof every time she used it?

>> No.23287504

>>23287462
>Raiju
>Tsurara
>Shirohebi

>Loli
>JC
>JK

>Genki
>Kuudere
>Tsundere

Which combinations work best? Each one from each set used once.

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>>23286384
Anon they're drunk, you probably look like Fabio to them.

Which I guess would make attractive men look like Super Fabio to them.

>> No.23287516 [DELETED] 

>>23287462
My dream. Then she moves to my front and sucks my off as he furiously masturbates.

>> No.23287519

>>23286370
I see no reason why. They would have no reason to like me in particular in any regard.

>> No.23287533

>>23286370
i'm not sure how i'd ever encounter a pair of drunk onis

>> No.23287536

>>23287411
Ah, a patrician of taste.

>> No.23287539

>>23287510
When are they NOT drunk?

>> No.23287543

>>23287516
>as he
>he

>> No.23287549

>>23287447
Cute Manticore.

>> No.23287551

>>23287462
My dream. Then she moves to my front and sucks my off as she furiously masturbates.

>> No.23287593

>>23287504
>jc
>jk
what is this

>> No.23287601

>>23287462
This, but this sandworm instead

>> No.23287606

>>23287593
>he doesn't know

>> No.23287618

When doing business in Zipangu, is it better to get a kunoichi or ochimusha bodyguard?

>> No.23287633

>>23287618

find a big Oni named Yuugi and pay her in Sake

>> No.23287634

>>23287593
JC = middle school
JK = high school

>> No.23287653

>>23287618
Ochimusha might be more picky, as they likely will only guard someone they want to protect their whole lives. Kunoichi though may accept a temporary, non-romantic bodyguard position in exchange for pay to their village.

>> No.23287655

>>23286074
Gonna need a source on this, stat.

>> No.23287674

>>23287364
gyaru goat is harmless!

>> No.23287736

>>23287593
>be on /jp/
>ask this question
When did we allow such newfags in here?

>> No.23287759

>>23287653
>Ochimusha might be more picky
I can write a book about getting rejected, but it got rejected...

>> No.23287770

>>23287759
I'm sorry.

>> No.23287794

>>23287759
This is assuming all you wanted was a temporary bodyguard, if you were open to more then I'd say most monsters would accept.

>> No.23287813

>>23287759
Damn dude

>> No.23287814

>Shortstack Kikimora onee-san
>Tallflat Kikimora imouto
Choose both.

>> No.23287821

>>23287814
Okay

>> No.23287850

>>23287814
I want to live in a small apartment with 3 or 4 unlicensed kiki

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>>23287865

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>>23287895

>> No.23287922

>>23287814
tallflat kiki onee-san and flat shog

>> No.23287941

>>23287850
Maid licensing is such a scam. What's the worst that could happen?

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>>23287909
>>23287895
>>23287865
Insatiable and demanding snakes!

>> No.23287953

>>23287922
>kiki onee-san with a shog imouto
Cute! Switching them around is also great.

>> No.23287966

Wikifag here. I went ahead and grabbed all the .pdf and .txt from both /monster/ boards. Got a a few dozens of them.
Should I go ahead and grab all the multi-post stories too? Or is there some archive that I've missed that has them?

>> No.23287975

>>23287966
Might as well grab em just in case. No reason not to have redundancy and you having the greatest and most complete collection is for the best anyway.

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>Seton Academy is over
>About to finish Ishuzoku Reviewers that despite being popular is neverever S2

No more anime with MGs in them once more...what am I going to do now, laugh at normies who can't stand being quarantined?

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>>23287975
Now that I thought about it, perhaps archiving the threads themselves would be a better idea, since they're basically dead at this point. Plus, it'd probably take less time too. Then, the only question is in which format should I save them?

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What is the sex version of "Rip and tear"?

>> No.23288008

>>23288001
brain eater

>> No.23288027

>>23287986
Danmachi's monstergirl arc is supposed to get an anime in...July I think? Though we'll see with the plague going on and all

>> No.23288038

>>23287998
>Threads are basically dead at this point
U wot m8

>> No.23288051

>>23287998
>since they're basically dead at this point.
https://youtu.be/B8-EVMLfG0w?t=216

>> No.23288053

>>23288038
8's /monster/ is a ghost town since they moved, so it can be considered dead.

>> No.23288057

>>23288053
whoops
didn't follow the conversation

>> No.23288077

>>23288053
>8's /monster/ i
the hell?didn't that place get shut down because of real life shit posting?

>> No.23288088

>>23288001
>>23288027
>giant naked Demon Loli was in this episode

Nicuu

>> No.23288096

>>23288053
They moved to smug but yeah. The original is long dead

>> No.23288097

>>23288077
Yeah. But 8 is back. The content is still there
/Monster/ just moved to a site.

>> No.23288103

>>23288077
>f real life shit posting
what

>> No.23288114

>>23288027
I wonder if they'll do volume 12 or just 9 to 11. Best fish doesn't show up till 12.

>> No.23288135

>>23288027
>Danmachi
NO

>> No.23288147

>>23288135
Naked dragon girls are naked dragon girls, anon. Beggers can't be choosers.

>> No.23288148

curiosity killed the cat

>> No.23288160

>>23288147
I fucking despise mmorpg anime and danmachi is a medley of all the things I despise about mmorpg anime.

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>>23288148
Statement: Apathy is death

>> No.23288182

>>23287327
They’re obviously going for a Religious Victory. Reaffirm you’re belief in your local religion or else they will be closer to victory! Have you considered Denouncing Venice, or Boat Mormonism? I’ve heard Yoloism has pagodas.

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>>23288001
Demons are the best!

>> No.23288239

>>23288228
ill take the one in white

>> No.23288247

>>23288228
>giantess shit

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>>23288148
Do not fear death, you lowly insect.
For until you show me something truly interesting, I will not give you option to die.

>> No.23288269

>>23288228
>>23288247
Think they'll do the aquariums?

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>>23288228
Best birb strikes again!

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>>23286817
GOD I want a loli MG to sit_ on my face...!

pic sadly unrelated

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>>23288302
DUDE

fuck off, not cool. That's disgusting.

>> No.23288312

>>23287736
I find it hypocritical that you make this post while misusing greentext, which is a big no-no in actual /jp/ threads.

>> No.23288317

>>23288302
Shoggy easy on the bath salts!!!

>> No.23288333

>>23288300
I want Meidri to kill me.

>> No.23288343

>>23288269
i hope they do some fish stuff so i can get more lewds

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>>23288300
Best girl too.

>> No.23288351

>>23288247
That's not giantess size. Taller than most like their girls here but I'm more concerned about the fat one.
>>23288302
Loli shogs would be cute.

>> No.23288392

>>23285815

Steve Irwin could've taken care of her no problem. :(

>> No.23288452

I'm in self-isolation now because my insurance doesn't accept any of the hospitals nearby.
I just wish I could portal over and be healed by a group of cute Familiars.

>> No.23288461

>>23288312
>implying

>> No.23288462

>>23288452
I'm in self-isolation because it's a good excuse to not have to leave my house.

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>>23288346
>>23288300
>that joke about the dragon becoming a wizard at 30 as a virgin

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I'm amazed it's been two threads and this hasn't been posted

>> No.23288548

>>23288513
thighs too big to be honest with you lads
never was a fun of a pear shape
sneks is where it is at

>> No.23288562

>>23288494
Straight up fucking Digivolved too.

>> No.23288575

>>23288513
I thought it was. Thick thighs save lives regardless.

>> No.23288578

>>23288513
It's pleasant

>> No.23288583

Isolation has made my urges to fight, drink, and fuck grow to uncontrollable levels. Where do I go to order an oni?

>> No.23288593

>>23288462
I can't afford not to work.

>> No.23288597

>>23288593
Work from home

>> No.23288617

>>23288597
Not qualified anywhere.
Fuck, even places like Walmart and McDonald's had turned me down for being unqualified before all this shit started. I don't even know how I got my job.

>> No.23288618

>>23288513
To be honest he kind of messed up the proportions on this one, he even said it himself in the next post.

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>>23288618
Yeah I'm not really a fan this but I didn't see it in the previous threads so I figured I would post it.

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>>23288618
Yeah I'm not really a fan either but I didn't see it in the previous threads so I figured I would post it.
I fucked up the last post so it seemed like I was talking about this picture and not the original

>> No.23288687

>People talking about isolation
>tfw defense industry
>tfw no Kikimora who's torn between wanting me to stay home and being happy that I'm still working

>> No.23288719

>>23288001
Mate and Breed

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>>23287327
Be careful, anon. One second your letting them in. The next second they are helping themselves to your stash while they take turns using your face as a chair, all the while giggling to themselves about dumb shit and musing about pimping your face out as a deluxe comfy cushion for monster tuckus'

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>>23288771
If I'm a good cushion, will they share some of my stash with me?

>> No.23288819 [DELETED] 

>>23288103
Shooting

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>>23288583

>> No.23288839

>>23288827
Gonna snug that oni on the bus.
Or I would if social distancing was not demanded.

>> No.23288852

>>23288771
Stash of what?

>> No.23288857

>>23288827
Would share a couple of beers and snuggle with her.

>> No.23288878

How would a Sabertooth MG be like?

>> No.23288880

>>23288771
Are they vaping?

>> No.23288882

It's unlikely to repel monsters, but what if a man conceals his face because he's (supposedly) hideously deformed?

>> No.23288891

>>23288882
Increased chance of phantoms

>> No.23288894

>>23288878
Constantly at odds with Wolverine MGs.

>> No.23288939

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that golems aren't just made of stone.
Metal, wood, and even ice are options!
And note that flesh golems aren't golems, they're just differently dead and don't let Lich-san tell you otherwise.

>> No.23288980

>>23288827
Marshmallow cat makes computers nyaaa!

>> No.23289007

>>23288882
After getting husbandoed, he takes off his mask to see his face fixed and rejuvenated

>> No.23289011

>>23288980
Nyaapple is a good company.

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>>23287327
>>23288771
THEY WILL BE PURIFIED!

>> No.23289113

>>23288771
Could I go to a fox shrine and volunteer to be used as communal husband?

>> No.23289122

>>23288939
A strongfat flesh golem called Pudge! I'd hold up her large breasts and call it my "Meat Hook"!

>> No.23289127

>>23289011
I wish computers still had startup chimes.

>> No.23289145

Imagine how a rata would look with her tail shaved to the skin

>> No.23289172

>>23288827
Thankfully access to single men has been declared an essential service

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>>23288852
>>23288880
... Weed, anons, I'm talking about weed... Cannabis... Chief Fucking God you guys

>> No.23289205

>>23289200
Randy Marsh had the best take on weed and I've seen it happen in person.

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Which monmusu would be most comfortable sitting on my face?

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>>23289208
Anon...

>inb4 imagine the smell

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Hey, it's getting late. Humans need sleep, so go do that.

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>>23289223
But the paladins wants to party all night!

>> No.23289231

>>23289216
Reminder that they canonically have a strong body odor

>> No.23289234

>>23289228
No rest until evil is defeated!

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>>23289208
I've never took much of an interest in SP, so I searched for what in the heckin heck you were referencing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pSXV8S-Gw

That cut to the quip, anon, it really did... [blog]I'm clean, I got clean finally, but I miss it a lot, it really helped me imagine that my waifu was real and that the non-existent entity actually loved me. I wasn't advocating it's use or anything, really. I was just making a dumb reference. But I did get fine with being bored, and I am grown up now and I know for a fact that I am not good at anything. Don't dig yourself into a hole, anons, it's not worth it... Unless you've actually reached a point at which you've acomplished something and are able to subsist off of yourself like that. In that case, 420 blaze it with your waifu! But until then, do your best to become someone your waifu can be proud of. Not some pathetic neet who your waifu will weep because you an hero'd before the portals opened[/blog]

>> No.23289258

>>23289223
I'm pulling an all-nighter, and no amount of energy draining or cuddling will stop me.

>> No.23289260

>>23289257
Meant to quote >>23289205

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>>23289257
Jesus fucking Christ anon, we come here for escapism...

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>>23289231
That makes them even better, fren. Remember to let your wife's precious precocious scent fill your mind and permeate your being. Reminder that doing so will make them blush and feel special, especially if they are the kind to have a complex about their "odor".

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>>23289208
I'm sure the Pharaoh would love a cute throne.

If not, I hear certain mushrooms are fond of it.

>> No.23289311

Fuck me man, trying to figure out what to smut write about is like that on Baalbuddy Elf trying to remember how sex works

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>>23289286
Fixed that for you friendo

>> No.23289346

i want to be a kid, i hate being an adult. if i were in MGE, i'd find a way to become a kid forever, but make myself look beautiful like i am now, because i looked like a ugly fat chicken nugget when i was 9.

>> No.23289360

>>23289311
Try looking at pictures for inspiration. That's what I did.

I'd post what set my muse ablaze but even though the story will contain nothing objectionable, let's just say I doubt people would appreciate the picture itself even though it doesn't contain any odious fetishes.

I'll probably link to it anyway when I post the finished story

>> No.23289366

>>23289311
Write about traveling companion elf boasting to anon that her sexing skills would put Lilith to shame and error 404 when he asks her to prove it

>> No.23289389
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Assemble an adventure party! Pick 1 monster, then roll 3 times for the others https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What are the party rolls and what missions do you take?

>> No.23289418

>>23289389
>thunderbird, elf, will-o-the-wisp, atlach-nacha
i ditch the party before we even leave town

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>>23289113
Sure, but if one of the head kitsune decides to take you to be their private boy toy it's not like you get much say in the matter.

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I want to live in the Evil version of Winterstown. Or at least on Evil avenue of regular Winterstown.

Snow Harpies, Serial Yeti, Ice Horn, that Dorf that constantly posts online about why people should marry Dorfs, the Anubis banished to a chilly exile, Chillhound, and Snowmander, we'll all be terrible neighbors to one another.

It'll be great.

>> No.23289429

has pussy cum and eating out a monster been discussed about in the books?

>> No.23289431

>>23288771

No mofu sluts are allowed in until they have at least 3 tails. If I'm going to risk my liver, I want to at least drown in a lot of fluffy tails first

>> No.23289433

>>23289423
The town of Frostbite! A dangerous place!

>> No.23289450

>>23289389
>Cupid that can't hit anything, but is a really good cook and great listener
>Raiju that faints from pleasure as soon as she discharges, and is shameless enough to shlick in front of royalty
>Low level Lilim that talks about how powerful she is because of her lineage the whole fight, and doesn't gain levels because of it
>Battle-scarred High Orc that is the only one that does their job correctly, and is the reason that we complete our missions
>I am the full-time healslut and part-time daki
High Orc would always pick missions that are so easy that nobody does them, but we still struggle to complete it on time or in one piece.

>> No.23289456

>>23289423
>Ara, trapped out in the cold I see
>Maybe if you beg like a good little human I'll give you a ride to town

>> No.23289478

>>23289422
Works for me

>> No.23289511

You never really see Centaurs in latex do you?

>> No.23289526
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>>23289423
>>23289456
>Anon has to put out guideposts that lead from his house toward various locations in town and woods
>Because the local Ice Queen is assblasted when anon said she should go look at her mirror and ask whether she's the fairest in the land
>Now every time he leaves home a fierce blizzard rolls in and engulfs him wherever he goes

Truly a hive of scum and villainy.

>> No.23289528

>>23289511
Latex is very expensive anon, latex fit for a centaur would cost a fortune.

>> No.23289541

>>23289511
I never really see Centaurs.

>> No.23289543

>>23289423
If I make a covenant with a Glacies, will she be able to keep me safe there?

>> No.23289550
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>>23289541
Let's change that.

>> No.23289553

>>23289550
I don't get it

If Miia has wings, shouldn't she be Sanguinius? And if she is, why are they fighting?

>> No.23289558

>>23289389
>unicorn
>myconid
>wurm
The wurm carries the team. The unicorn could be a decent healer, but I’m not sure what the myconid could do.

>> No.23289573

>>23289389
>Sylph, as always, as I would never adventure without the wind on my side.
>Tentacle - a saboteur-style rogue, who interferes with our enemies and obstacles.
>Giant Ant - high-strength for her petite frame warrior, who Sylph-chan and I are training in magic so she can be a proper spellblade. Er, spellshovel.
>Khepri - utility caster who specializes in buffs and debuffs; has a friendly rivalry with the Giant Ant.
>Myself - high-speed spellblade who fights as an elementalist covenanted to my lovely Sylph wife.

We do quests for fledgling kingdoms and border territories. This is out of knowledge of a reliable source of income, a desire to see justice brought to the world, and a long-term power grab for establishing territory.
Somehow, I got monsters I like quite a bit on all three rolls. I know for a fact I'm no monogamyfag, but I don't have any waifus established beyond my Sylph. Giant Ants and Khepri are two of the species that I, at the very least, think about a lot.

>> No.23289575

>>23289550
Bicorn and Nightmare are my favorite equine mamono.

>> No.23289583

>>23289575
There is an absolutely criminal lack of Bicorn art out there.

>> No.23289590

>>23289389
I pick my wife (Dragon)
The others are
>Karakasa-Obake
>Ocelomeh
>Hobgoblin
Okay then. We are going to plunder and pillage to increase my wife's hoard.
Also the umbrella girl will keep the Ocelomeh nice and dry during rain, making them best friends.

>> No.23289597
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23289597

How would your waifu react when you want lots of kids?

>> No.23289601

>>23289597
With patience. Her kind breed slowly.

>> No.23289611

>>23289597
It's a subject we're in agreement on (yes), but awareness of the fact that it won't be until much later. As it is, she's not yet "evolved" into a Dark Sylph, and she can't have babies until then.

>> No.23289616
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23289616

If you had to. What Monster Knight would you squire to? And why is it a Minotaur Knight?

>> No.23289619

>>23289616
A Valkyrie, of course. They can maintain a pristine feminine elegance without sacrificing strength, and make natural mentors.
And watching her slowly fall to corruption from our illicit relationship will be so satisfying.

>> No.23289621

>>23289616
Because the mastery of the preparation of meat is that which is best is life

And she looks like she eats a lot

>> No.23289625
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>>23289616
I'll be a squire to a fine lady like Ms. Succabutt and hope I can be as cool as her!

>> No.23289628

>>23289621
It's gone straight to her thighs, not that you'd tell her to her face.

>> No.23289629
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Remember anon, some law related coursework goes a long way.

>> No.23289633
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>>23289208
Fairy

>> No.23289650

>>23289629
Don't know if I could out-do a Demon when it comes to contract law.

>> No.23289697

I can vividly imagine a Familiar cuddling me right now. Is this how waifufags feel?

>> No.23289704
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>>23289597

>"What? You only want five?"

>> No.23289712

>>23289597
My queen has a kingdom to rebuild so of course we're going to need a few dozen administrators to help us!

>> No.23289740

>>23289616
We're going to need the breastplate stretcher for this...

>> No.23289759

>>23289740
>'Anon'? Gods what a stupid name...

>> No.23289787

>be anon
>woke up earlier than usual
>figure I could surprise my wife with a nice breakfast before going to work
>go to the kitchen and find her already there cooking something for herself
>except her hair is cut and dyed different
>and she's wearing thick-rimmed glasses
>"Oh hey anon!"
>I have a bad feeling about this
>"I'm just making some gluten-free toast and avacado. Want any?"
>"Uh, sure, but I always see you eating eggs of some sort unless you're in a hurry."
>"Oh, anon! You know I don't eat babies!"
>what the fuck is she saying? what self-respecting snek would turn down eggs for breakfast?
>you go to fetch some utensils and to get a closer look at her, but something is wrong. very wrong!
>she has legs!
>"Honey, where is your tail?"
>"What tail? You think I would let the patriarchy pressure me into being a fucktoy?
>"Y-you're scaring me! What is going on?"
>"Don't you remember? We were going to get together with some friends. We agreed to expand on our relationship."
>"What are you talking about?"
>before she could say what I feared, I bolted awake in cold sweat

>it was still nighttime
>but I was alone in bed
>is this another nightmare
>I'm hesitant to find out, but I gotta make sure
>the light in the bathroom was on
>I know she likes to take warm baths often
>I knock on the door, and she gives me permission to enter
>slowly I pushed the door open, still worried if it all changed
>it was just as I feared
>I saw her in the tub, only she was washing a leg!
>my brain shut down in despair
>it was all over, all of it was a lie

>my vision returned several seconds later
>I was in her lap. it was wetter than what i was used to, but it felt relieving
>she still had her coils, and her hair hasn't changed
>"Darling? What happened to you? Did something get you sick?"
>"W-where was your leg?"
>"Oh, this?"
>she pulled out a mannequin leg
>"I was curious as to how people with legs washed. I figured you'd get weirded out, but not go into shock over it!"
>"An unthinkable nightmare occurred. I'd rather not dwell on it."
>"Don't worry about any of it. We've grown out of that hateful past. I know we will always love each other faithfully."
>I wanted to think about if I could've ever found happiness with our alternative fates that sprung up in my dreams
>but the horrible memories of desperation and anger faded away in her embrace
>as long as we have each other as unbroken souls, it'll take more than a crummy dream to break us

Social distancing sucks ass. Got bored and wrote a ghost story. Tell me how I did.

>> No.23289810

>>23289787
Dreams are weird. Last night I had one where a gorilla threw a rock at me at the mall.

>> No.23289851

>>23286280
What's that jinko planning?

>> No.23289917
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>>23289851
Planning to get captured by Automa-nee!

>> No.23289955

>>23289917
>Gao?

>> No.23289977

>>23289917
>Jinko sees master shota anon
>Goes full shotacon smug cat

>> No.23289986
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>>23289955
She's gonna get domesticated.

>>23289977
They're all smug until they get a taste of the shota snug.

>> No.23290005

>>23289917
>>23289986
Like to see Automaton-san try the same gig with Sandworm-chan

>> No.23290013

>>23290005
>master wishes to play with bugs

>> No.23290026

>>23290013
>Master said he needs worms for his garden composter

>> No.23290056
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being made to cum inside an ocelomeh

>> No.23290084
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>>23285694
Simp to a E-Monstergirl?

>> No.23290085

>>23290056
I am not going to submit to a Mexican cat

>> No.23290117

>>23290085
You'll submit to her choke holds taught by the legendary big boss.

>> No.23290142

>>23290117
Never!

>> No.23290185

>>23290142
That is what many say before the fulton.

>> No.23290188

>>23290085
i was literally made to be a slut for a mexican cat

>> No.23290211
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>Imagine your tender, young aetheric corpus being taken postmortem into her true maw... Her cosmic tongue playing with your soul-flesh-body, bouncing you to and fro, swishing you back and forth. In Her time, it is mere precious moments, yet as you perceive it your aetheric flesh will be tenderly caressed by her loving maw for an eternity... before it is not so tenderly, yet oh so lovingly ripped asunder by Her innumerable, beautiful razor-sharp teeth. This too, of course, seems to her as fleeting precious moments, yet to you it is another eternity. An eternity of pleasure-pain as your soul-blood mixes with Her cosmic saliva. Until one final eternity passes for you, as lay in uncountable pieces within Her great belly, as she lays under darkened light with black stars, where silent winds howl and no light treads, where onyx thoughts lie under dead suns, where She, within the tomb of Her flesh, holds you close and loves you still...

Some anon on /x/ posted this in some schizo, just thought I'd share. I know, I know, vore bad.

I was the anon, plsnobully

>> No.23290213
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>>23290211
Pretty autistic fampai

>> No.23290222

>>23290211
HA HA NERD

>> No.23290239
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23290239

Now that the next comiket is cancelled, would she vent her frustration by repeatedly draining her husband?

>> No.23290262

What do kakuens mean when they say they want my banana? Cause I’m not sharing it they’re my favorite fruit next to clementines, on the side note how come barometzes are always offering to change my favorite fruit if I try some of theirs?

>> No.23290305

>>23290211
>Would you like Shog eggs and ham?
>Would you like them on a tram?

>> No.23290416

>>23289697
Pretty much. I always imagine her cuddling me when I'm in bed.

>> No.23290420

>>23290262

they want that potassium

>> No.23290434
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>>23289597
>"While most youkai aren't generally born through sexual reproduction, it can be assumed that it's possible for both half-youkai and full-blooded youkai to be born that way."

>> No.23290439
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>>23290262
Give her the banana split.

>> No.23290448

I need to stop cooming to these temptresses

>> No.23290539
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>>23290448
No! Cum more!

>> No.23290718

>>23290539
I wanna lewd that slime.

>> No.23290759
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I had a wonderful dream of sea creatures last night.

>> No.23290946

>>23290539
>No! Cum more!
Fuck, how does she know my weakness?

>> No.23290949

>>23290759
I haven't dreamed about my waifu in a while but I daydream about her fat tail and the ass under it

>> No.23291012

So how would MGE Doom Eternal look?
A hero running between the girls he tires out and rapidly having a rough grope and ripping off their bras and panties as they collapse in excitement?

>> No.23291089

>>23291012
Ever played H-Doom? Like that but with doom eternal.

>> No.23291247

>>23289597
Cheshire laughs and calls me a pervert and is about to go back to gaming when the Jinko, with a slightly crazed look in her eye, slams down a tray of fertility boosters and claims she's ready.

>> No.23291269
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monsterizing 2hus

>> No.23291285

>>23291269
I always figured that Alice would be a bigger living doll or dark mage.

>> No.23291288

>>23291269
Yours?

>> No.23291348

>Grow up on the great plains around centaurs
>See a regular horse for the first time in your life as an adult and get seriously creeped out

>> No.23291433
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Help I took an extremely large donation from a tanuki loanshark to support me and my oomukade waifu’s NEET lifestyle and now she’s demanding I pay her back, and the worst part after finding out I’m married she’s even more aggressive sending her onis to harass me, how do I get her to forgive my debt?

>> No.23291498
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>>23285694

>> No.23291502
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>>23291498

>> No.23291526

>>23291288

I wish

>> No.23291563
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>>23289258
Well good for you, you worthless insect. Now you HAVE to stay awake till the next nightfall, or risk corrupting your sleep schedule.

>> No.23291647
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>>23291526
Oh.

>> No.23291669

>>23289258
>Late night stream with Anon and his Wight waifu
>Anon vows to do an all night stream despite his waifu slowly draining his energy by poking him with her claw
How long would he last?

>> No.23291674

>>23291669
The more you boil him the better he is!

>> No.23291731

>>23291669
I think the massive boner he's gonna get from all the poking would honestly be the thing that breaks him. Like an hour or so is my guess.

>> No.23291795
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>>23291563
I want to eat out Gazer-chan while she plays DMC5

>> No.23291949
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23291949

Batter up.

>> No.23291964

>>23291795
Be careful if you make her drop a combo she might make you stay there for the rest of the night

>> No.23291988

>>23291964
If she dies can it be my turn?

>> No.23292013

>>23291949
vibe check

>> No.23292066

>>23291795
I want to eat of a Wight while she plays Terraria.

>> No.23292107

Does jacking off to other women count as cheating on your waifu?

>> No.23292164

>>23292107
Only if your waifu exists. If she’s a drawing, there’s nothing wrong with looking at other drawings. You don’t want to get bored of her since you can only look at the same picture so much.

>> No.23292191

>>23290084
I feel bad for the femcel elf. I would simp to her out of pity.

>> No.23292208

How would your monsterfu react if she came home and found you cosplaying as her?

>> No.23292217

>>23292107
I hope not I jack off to other monster girls all the time

>> No.23292240

>>23292208
>"Why?"

>> No.23292248

>>23292208
>"Time to test the body switching spell then"

>> No.23292252

>>23292164
>>23292217
What if I jack off to [/spoiler]3DPD?

>> No.23292257

>>23292252
Nice tags.

>> No.23292272

>>23291731
>Anon came while on stream
>he stops playing his vidya to have sex with his waifu
>his streams are now more popular than ever

>> No.23292276

>>23292252
Go home you're drunk

>> No.23292307

>>23292252
Threedippitty is a sin anon

>> No.23292313

>>23292252
I fap to jav occasionally. It gives good ideas for positions with monster girls.

>> No.23292403

>>23288513
That Wight has ascended from pear to Elin.

>> No.23292447

>>23292208
It's only fair if she then puts on my clothes.

>> No.23292464

>>23287327
Isn't that a folk religion? What are they doing proselytizing to a westerner?

>> No.23292532
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23292532

The mandibles on her head are there to hold you in place when she kisses you

>> No.23292550

>>23292403
That picture is too far for me. I think the face looks kind of off-model too, but I can't explain why.

>> No.23292571
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>>23289423
>>23289433
All right lads, get your gear, get some booze, then get in the damn car.

It's time to nut up or shut up, we'll make Frostbite into a nice place with good lassies before the week is out!

>> No.23292622
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>>23291795
I want her to coach me through Doom on nightmare difficulty.

I wouldn't eat her out if I can help it, but i feel like one morning I'll wake up with my face in her crotch and her slurping my junk, with a funky taste in my mouth. Then again...if she's really sensitive...

>> No.23292636

>>23292571
They’re already good lassies, they just appreciate a different kind of lifestyle. Plus, it keeps the property costs down.

>> No.23292682
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>>23292571
Maybe I'll write a story. Tomorrow.

>> No.23292723

>be 8 years old
>momster takes you to her room
>"momma, why are you taking me to your room?"
>"it's time to make you into a man, sweetie"
what monster for this feel?

>> No.23292731
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>>23292571
>>23292682
The law doesn't reach Frostbite. Many have tried. None have succeeded.

>> No.23292737

>>23292723
this, but 28 instead of 8

>> No.23292773

>>23292723
this, but 29 instead of 8

>> No.23292782

>>23292773
but make sure you subtract that by 11 years so women can be held accountable for pedophilia just like men

>> No.23292786
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

>> No.23292792
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Look, a pretty

>> No.23292824
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>>23292731
I AM THE LAW

>> No.23292879
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>>23292550
There's probably better choices than Wight for a body this extreme.

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>> No.23292946

>>23292896
So this is how you're meant to find new monster girl party members, eh?

>> No.23292961
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Gazer helps me through dark times.

>> No.23292967
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23292967

What's something that makes your waifu get heart-pupils?

>> No.23292973

>>23292208
>"That doesn't look good on you"

>> No.23292974
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>>23292571
You'll have to tame the delinquents of Frostbite first

>> No.23292987
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>>23292879
He's been drawing thick loli wights since the beginning, but they weren't quite that thick.

>> No.23292998
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>>23292961
Glad to hear that anon. Despite how spooky she may seem and her initial smugness she's a lovely girl who just wants someone like you who loves her!

>> No.23293004

>>23292967
Impregnation.

>> No.23293040

>>23293004
Imagine laying on the bed after having had sex with your waifu and she suddenly stars panting really heavily and looking at you with the biggest smile and heart eyes.

>> No.23293130

can kunoichis be lolis?

>> No.23293133
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>>23293004
Exactly.

>> No.23293135

KC needs to draw an alligator/crocodile girl

>> No.23293145

>>23293135
No he doesn't you faggot.

>> No.23293155

>>23293145
Yes he does, you flaming homosexual

>> No.23293159
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>>23293130
They sure can, anon.

>> No.23293179

>>23292967
Whispering sweet nothings on her ear and nibbling her neck. She's a dragon!

>> No.23293208

>>23292967
Take the lead unexpectedly and finally get some payback.

>> No.23293234

>>23291502
>>23291498
>It's not bodypaint, it's a spandex catsuit
I hate it

>> No.23293242

>>23293135
>Wanting more female lizards
That's a nay from me, sirrah.

>> No.23293245

>>23293135
Probably will get that when we get a panther girl.

Also, I'm reminded of that marshmallow-eating gator girl that nobody wanted.

>> No.23293249
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>>23293242
More mere lizards!

>> No.23293278

>>23293249
We have an ample amount of scaled simpletons, I want more plants!

>> No.23293279
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23293279

>>23293242
What? You want male lizards instead you fag?

>> No.23293284

>>23293242
>Not wanting to be dragged down in a dark mire by a horny gator girl and engaging in copious amounts of sex under the low-hanging canopy of the swamp trees

>>23293245
>Also, I'm reminded of that marshmallow-eating gator girl that nobody wanted.
Learn me

>> No.23293327

>>23293279
I think KC should focus on redoing art for old entries and filling up the smaller types first before going back to making more beastmen and reptiles.
>>23293284
>Wanting the gators and not the cute swamp witch
Have fun in the swamp filth.

>> No.23293334

>>23293327
>Have fun in the swamp filth.
I absolutely will

>> No.23293372

>>23293334
>Anon gets captured and gang-raped by swamp bugs
>Gator girl scares them off, only to continue raping anon
>Footage uploaded to SWAMPED.com for lonely gator girls to shlick to

>> No.23293386

>>23293372
Redneck bugs and gators.

>> No.23293391

>>23293249
If you beat the salamander school bully and she went mere female lizard for you, would anyone care that you kept fondling her at school?

>> No.23293428

firefly girls with hypnotic asses

>> No.23293436

whats your powerlevel?

>> No.23293447

>>23293372
How many different monster related porn sites are there?

>> No.23293448

>>23293436
Under nine.

>> No.23293474

>>23290416
I woke up imagining her cuddling me as well. Every detail was so vivid. The grip of her hands, her cute little yawns, the fall of her hair, her rolling closer into my embrace and nuzzling my chest.
It was nice.

>> No.23293508

>>23289697
>>23290416
>>23293474
How do I get a better imagination? I am incapable of imagining things like this.

>> No.23293534

>>23293508
Imagine things more.
When you wake up, try to actively extend your dream.
When you daydream, try to build verisimilitude.
Let yourself get preoccupied by minor details occasionally.

>> No.23293541
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Is there a love doll maker who would make a custom monster girl doll if money was no obstacle? Asking for a rich fren

>> No.23293558

>>23292967
Excessive cumshowers from me!

>> No.23293568

>>23289697
no try again

>> No.23293711

sometimes i wonder if what we do makes any difference at all.

>> No.23293764

>>23293711
Not for us to decide. Only to attempt and, hopefully, witness.

>> No.23293773
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23293773

What you're seeing is a phenomenon where ice is rolled over multiple times by wind, water, and other chunks of ice into egg-like shapes called Ice Eggs.
But what I believe is that these are Glacies eggs and Glacies are not mammals!

>> No.23293787

>>23293773
Could also be a monotreme

>> No.23293800

>>23293327
>Have fun in the swamp filth
Swamps are fun

>> No.23293857

>>23293800
t. anon before getting chased by several vamp mosquitoes

they probably made an agreement that whoever bit him first gets to marry him too

>> No.23293923
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Wendi is sad

>> No.23293942

>>23293857
You just gotta woo a frog first.

>> No.23293956

>>23293923
Aw man. What is she so upset about?

>> No.23293957

>>23293923
too bad i can't understand what she's saying

>> No.23293974

>>23293956
>>23293957
>she finds out anon is vegan

>> No.23293982

Where can one find Dragon Zombies to assault?

>> No.23294004
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>>23293982
The Boneyard.

Double entendre

>> No.23294028
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23294028

HUFF THE MANE

KEEPS YOU SANE

MG MANE VS NON-MANE WAR WHEN?!

>> No.23294029

>>23293982
Dragonia
>Zombie-dragons always fall into heat as soon as they see a man, and attack, following instinct. Their intelligence is inferior to that of sensible dragons, therefore, as soon as a person is caught, it will be impossible to break out of tight grip until the girl finishes.
These are dangerous zombies to be feared by human men. But in Dragonia, where there are many opportunities for communicating with people, it is unusual to observe their appearance in cities, since dragons that end their lives without intersecting with people are unusually rare. However, on the "Dragon Cemetery", which exists on the edge of the lands of Dragonia, they have no end. The Dragon Cemetery is the place where dragons who died during rigorous training and military expeditions of the Dragai era were buried. In the Cemetery, the dragons that died at that time are constantly overwhelmed with regret and sadness that "they could not build good relationships with people." And because of the huge amount of magical power of monsters, attracted to this insult, all the dragons of that time are reborn Dragon Zombie. The dragons of the days that became Dragon Zombie still wander aimlessly through the dark magical ash mound filling the dragon cemetery. And if people enter there, they will again have a desire for life. People caught by the Zombie Dragon are usually not able to leave the cemetery on their own. Nevertheless, intercourse with a woman who mixes regret and sadness in her heart and a body eagerly desiring a man - is exactly what a truly brave man should do. If the caught person can fill her grief with his “stick”, then the Zombie Dragon will get new reasons to live and will gradually begin to obey his man. In the Dragon Empire, there are many tales about how such human men themselves went into the black sands to win the heart of the ancient zombie dragon and build a bright and happy family with her. Indeed, there are times when a person who has crossed the Dragon Cemetery returns to the Empire with a zombie dragon and they happily live together. Such a person who truly saved a Zombie Dragon is considered a hero and receives appropriate honors, popular rumor calls them "Dragon Killer".

>> No.23294055

>>23294028
You just gave me an idea for my waifu, thanks.

>> No.23294062

Speaking of imagining things, imagine this being your adventuring party
>loli Wight in tiny armor bikini
>loli Salamander in just plain tiny bikini
>loli Dark Mage that's basically the profile one as a little girl with the same outfit, until she finds a cloth armor with better stats in a chest and starts wearing it instead of the robe
>the looted armor is a set of heart pasties

>> No.23294110

>>23294062
I'd be fine with that party if they were grown up since personally I can't take children seriously.

>> No.23294113

>cuddlecide

>> No.23294117

>>23294029
So what happens when 2 dragon zombies spot the same guy?

>> No.23294123

I'm too depressed for mgs

>> No.23294130

>>23294062
That sounds like a fun party. Imagine the fun that night at camp.

>> No.23294142

>>23294029
So one week of food and water for survival and we could walk out with several? Sounds good.

>> No.23294147

>>23294117
Stuff like that is pretty much the main way non harem breed monsters end up in a harem since most monsters won't touch a man marked by another monster unless he himself shows interest.

>> No.23294194

>>23294130
>fun

>> No.23294196
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>tfw we'll never get to see this rapist in animation

Truly this is the end of an era.

You know barring just reading the manga.

>> No.23294206

>>23294196
I like scary women.

>> No.23294211

>>23292792
i love white horn-san

>> No.23294214

>>23294206
You too?

>> No.23294216

>>23289366
Bruh.

>> No.23294227
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23294227

New art of my queen! The artist did a wonderful job, especially with all the little details! She has an awful habit of sneaking out of bed for snacks in the middle of the night! What naughty things does your wife do when she thinks she can get away with them?

>> No.23294245

>>23294227
Cute Anubis! Did twitter ever get back to you about jumping the gun on your suspension?

>> No.23294266

>>23294245
Not yet, unfortunately. But thanks for asking!

>> No.23294284

>>23294227
Monsters should eat enough.

>> No.23294409
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>>23294227
Beautiful queen! That artist really has a knack for drawing Anubis', your commission turned out wonderfully!

My own Anubis wife likes to try to sneak a few moments here and there to read cheesy romance stories when she really should be focusing on her work. If I catch her, she gets quite embarrassed and snippy!

>> No.23294458

>>23293474
I just snuggle up to a spare pillow and imagine her stroking my hair slowly, occasionally kissing me gently on the forehead. Its a wonderful way to fall asleep but I'm yet to actually dream of her.
>>23293508
Try imagining things more as the other anon said. I've got good enough at it that I daydream a little too much though.
Reading a lot helps.
Loneliness helps too, but that's not a good thing.

>> No.23294468

>>23293942
>Local Vamp Mosquitoes found seething because the Anon they wanted to bite got married to a Mucus Toad
>"Barely anyone comes outdoors these days and now this"

Brought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>> No.23294580

>>23293857
I hadn't considered the difficulty in forcing a human sized or larger mosquito off of yourself.

>> No.23294622

>>23294284
their food is asleep though

>> No.23294660

i think devil bugs are cute, do you want devil bugs?

>> No.23294668

>>23294110
To be fair, the adventures you would go on with a party that novice wouldn't be all that serious to begin with.

>> No.23294672

>>23294660
Bug swarms in general are great.
Khepri > Giant Ant > Vamp Mosquito > Devil Bug > Honeybee, but a swarm of any of those would be significantly better than the majority of other mamono.

>> No.23294677

>>23294660
The only filth breed I like is the Beelzebub. While she is not my waifu the Beelzebub is in my top 10.

>> No.23294724

>>23294660
no but i'll take a neetbug 1.0 or 2.0

>> No.23294744

I want to go on an adventure with a Dark Mage who doesn't take our quest seriously and only wants to be lewd!

>> No.23294791

>>23294744
This, but with a Trumpart.

>> No.23294854

Human boys can't be raped because they all always are asking for it.

>> No.23294895

remember that if you become a wizard, you can just open the portals yourself!

>> No.23294939

>>23293974
Mamomana can fix that

>> No.23294984

>>23294744
This but with a loli Dark Mage.

>> No.23295003

>>23294984
All loli parties + Anon are best parties.

>> No.23295112
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>>23294939
Not even obamamana can fix something like that anon.

>> No.23295113

its a hardknock life for us

>> No.23295126

>>23294227
Positively adorable! She looks like she doesn't take well to being caught in such an un-regal position!
As far as naughty or uncouth things my Dear Wife would try to get away with, she has a habit that she thinks I don't know of of her embellishing things quite a bit! A part of her still worries after all these years that I may find her uninteresting- which is not true in the slightest of course- so she will recount fantastic events that were probably much more mundane in reality. But she is very good at hiding this fact, and even if I do pick up on it I always go along with her, to prevent her getting uncomfortable!

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>>23295003

>> No.23295134

>>23294196

I think there is no way S2 is not coming with the success this had.

>> No.23295180

>>23294895
>12 more years to go
Fug

>> No.23295182

>>23295134
>the success this had.
did it?

>> No.23295186

>>23295112
It can. If alping counts as a fix.

>> No.23295189

>>23295003
what if they all get pregnant?

>> No.23295198

>>23295189
Then the adventure continues with Anon and increasingly pregnant lolis and monster girl 'villains' that are jealous they're knocked up.

>> No.23295215

who is the sexist monster?

>> No.23295226

>>23295215
I've got it on good authority, after heavy consultation with my Dear Hatter Wife, that its you're waifu!

>> No.23295241

>>23295215
Hellhounds. They think all men are weaklings.

>> No.23295253

>>23295215
Amazons are probably pretty sexist. Thinking men can't be allowed to do the heavy lifting and driving cars and such.

>> No.23295360

Does your local area have a national bird? What kind of Harpy would it be? How would it behave?

>> No.23295374

>>23295189
I like to think that wouldn't happen without concious major effort, considering how low monster fertility is and they're young on top of that too.

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>>23295241
>>23295253
Hellhound and Amazon momsters sign their sons up for cooking, sewing, and ballet lessons, while the daughters are allowed boxing, martial arts, and rugby.

>> No.23295385

>>23294580
Their bite probably induces intense pleasure to make you stop resisting

>> No.23295405

>>23295241
>>23295382
I'm going to challenge a hellhound to prove I'm not weak!

>> No.23295419

>>23295360
Swan
Tall ojou
Absolute dickhead

>> No.23295438
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>>23293857
>>23294580
Their attacks have lifesteal and with a fast flight speed they can be difficult to fight. AoE attacks will be harder for them to avoid and cold damage could slow them down. Melee classes could have a hard time unless you can get them to land.

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>>23295438
I don't know, that Mosquito looks kinda wimpy.

>> No.23295506

New (lewd) commission came in!
https://twitter.com/TsuraraFag/status/1244390052366635012

>> No.23295542

>>23295506
Incredible stuff! Paizuri is wonderful.

>> No.23295553

>>23287327
No, worse
They intend to baby trap you.

>> No.23295561

>>23295506
Fantastic! She's rightfully smug about it!

>> No.23295593

I want to take every monster semen production enhancing consumable and then get a blowjob from an ocelomeh

>> No.23295625

>>23295382
>>23295405
I am going to challenge my adoptive momster to a battle! It can be any type of battle as well. I hope she chooses a sex battle and fuck me through the bed.

>> No.23295742

>>23295489
>>23295438
Fuck insects I'll squash all of them if I have to

>> No.23295772
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>>23295742
>Fuck insects
yes

>> No.23295777

>>23295772
Cute bow.

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>>23295253
>>23295241
Oh, how little they know

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>>23295360

Kookaburra or Cockatoo harpy.

Kookaburra's are known for their distinct laugh, so I imagine the harpy version would crack up laughing at anything even slightly funny you do.

Cockatoos are EXTREMELY loud and like breaking stuff, so I imagine the harpy version would be annoying as fuck. If they liked joining death metal bands, I wouldn't be surprised.



Burg unrelated

>> No.23295809

>>23295806
emu harpy is unbeatable

>> No.23295810
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Deep sea oni!

>> No.23295816
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>>23295215
Obviously it's Gazer. There isn't a single girl more capable of inciting lust within a man. Every single part of her delicious body is not only impressively erotic, but offers her a unique and exotic way to entice a man when merely watching is not enough. The smoothness of her skin, the texture if her goo, the plushness of her ass, and the fullness of her breasts. Not to mention her silky smooth hair and tail, and her skillful, teasing tongue and teeth. Add to that her lithe fingers and dainty toes, her winding, writhing eyestalks, and her own personal mastery of erotic magicks.

Frankly, the eye contact isn't even necessary for intimacy. Her countless eyes are more for her than for you. Capable of perfectly observing your reactions, and with an exceptionally lewd mind that knows just how to respond to drive you wild. But of course, you shouldn't turn down the option to look deep into her eyes, particularly if she invites you to witness her main eye.

And this isn't even getting to her holes, all wonderously tight, with incredible suction and caressing ministrations.

>> No.23295823

>>23295816
>>23295215
He said SEXIST
Not SEXIEST

>> No.23295831

>>23295772
I'd sex her on purpose

>> No.23295835

>>23295809

I was thinking about emu or cassowary, but couldn't think of any interesting traits they would convert to their harpy form. I suppose I don't know enough about them.

But a kangeroo mamono with a pouch... now that's something I want to see.

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I require a small cow with which to start a large family.

>> No.23295872

How many daughters is too many?

>> No.23295876

>>23295872
Any number greater than one.

>> No.23295879

>>23295849
Oh no, she's perfect!

>> No.23295885
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>>23295872
When you can't be a good parent anymore.

>> No.23295886

>>23295879
That hourglass ratio is so perfect

>> No.23295911

>>23295816
Christ, is it even possible to de-smug a girl like that?

>> No.23295914

>>23295872
how much can you cum in one day?

>> No.23295925

>>23295816
i want to finger gazer's butthole!

>> No.23295928

>>23295810
I want to Deeply sea-d that oni. And all her oni friends!

>> No.23295929

>>23295911
Not from a Jedi...

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>> No.23295988

Wikifag here, there are about 90 threads left on /monster/ to archive. Afterwards, I'll go through them again and grab the greentext screenshots. I should be done with everything tomorrow.

>> No.23295997

>>23295988
Wikifag, you deserve a gift of some kind, I really appreciate your work!

>> No.23295998

>>23295872
When one of them doesn't get their share of semen

>> No.23296039
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23296039

>decide to visit black goat girl's house to hang out
>the neighborhood looks like something out of some metal album cover
>grass is brown, sky is dullish yellow, trees are black and wilted
>adult black harpies all over, literally gang raping little boys and men behind bushes and buildings
>zombies with tentacle monsters living inside their vaginas, making them look pregnant and as alluringly freaky as The Grudge
>if you stay in one place for too long, the dragon zombie wearing a blood-stained apron will come out of nowhere and snatch you
>that one grimly zombie cat, sitting on the middle of the road, staring into your soul as you cautiously walk by it
>get to kuro's house
>there's a feral, completely naked, rabid kiki, leashed with a metal chain, on the front porch, masturbating furiously and foaming in her mouth, rushing herself to feel pleasure
you ever sometimes maybe wonder why shirokuto is the better goat?

>> No.23296052

>>23296039
The tattoo parlors kind of neat though.

>> No.23296063

>>23296039
Very aesthetic. My monster wife and I, along with other yuppie couples, will move in and gentrify the neighborhood.

>> No.23296090
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>"Your Honor, I would like to claim entrapment. That elf was acting smug solely to provoke me into raping her."
>"Mr. Anon, this isn't a criminal court case. I'm officiating your marriage license."

>> No.23296100

>>23296039
That sounds great. Shiro has taste.

>> No.23296126

Do monsters follow standard biological laws? Allen's rule would make Yeti-chan's job a lot more difficult.

>> No.23296135

>>23296039
>He doesn't know about the tentacle infested sandworm twins lurking below

>> No.23296136

>>23296100
I mean kuro. Fuck

>> No.23296144

>>23296039
Pregnant zombie with a tentacle pussy sounds amazing

>> No.23296166

>>23296063
Don't move into the house where there's a bloodwurm hill on the front lawn. If the bloodwurm catches you from her dirt hill, it'll drag you into her domicile underground and moments later, a cum-volcano will erupt, scaring your wife.
There's also the lich cult worshipers that draw shady looking symbols as grafitti on your doors, windows, and walls. Ignore that and a big four armed demon will be summoned from the basement, you didn't know you have, to rape you awake in the middle of the night.
Let's not forget the Hellhounds that can literally run faster than a speeding train. You don't want to get in an accident in your carriage/vehicle, crawl out and meet with a horny hellhound that's going to rape you in front of a burning vehicle that you just crashed.

>> No.23296168

>>23296126
No they are magic. Monsters can have any kind of sex and stretch to take any size without any pain. There are also monsters that are literally living air, lava, or ice that can have non dangerous sex with human because of magic. Just basic body types like centaurs, arachnes, and lamias make no biological sense.

>> No.23296171

>>23296052
don't get a tattoo from a cultist though, they'll secretly tattoo something hidden on you, and you'll be marked by a devil.

>> No.23296211

>>23296168
>Monsters can have any kind of sex
even selfcest?

>> No.23296213

>>23295127
Whatever happened to the other RPGMaker monster girl game that was being developed here?

>> No.23296217

Mothra

>> No.23296244

>>23296211
Doppelganger potions not to mention breeds like slime queens.

>> No.23296248

>>23296213
they got a cease and desist order.

>> No.23296253

>>23296039
>>decide to visit black goat girl's house to hang out
Why would I want to hang out with that problem goat in her crack den neighborhood?

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>>23296090
>Wait, you can do that to a Human?

>> No.23296269
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how do you feel about small chests.

>> No.23296277

>>23296253
To experience ahegao

>> No.23296279

>>23296269
Might as well be men

>> No.23296280

>When you're so pathetic that you still have to pay for sex in a world of monster girls

>> No.23296286

>>23296248
>they got a cease and desist order.
I fucking wish.

>> No.23296290

>>23296269
Good for gropes and licking.

>> No.23296291

>>23296269
They are the best.

>> No.23296300

>>23296269
Chest size isn't a deal breaker.

>> No.23296318

>>23296269
They are like tofu. Not my favorite on their own, but works well with something that has more flavor (or in this case, bust) than they have.

>> No.23296319

>>23296269
The size of a girl's breasts are irrelevant. The only things I care about are her personality and her lovely eye.

>> No.23296337

>>23296286
Being a spiteful and malicious person doesn't make you look cool

>> No.23296342

>>23296269
Small Mimics!

>> No.23296353

>>23296277
No need, normal monster sex can provide strong enough pleasure to make people pass out.

>> No.23296366

>>23296342
>"Fufufu, that adventurer anon is sure to try and open me! No one can overlook a treasure chest with no traps around! It's foolproof!"
>Anon enters the room of the dungeon
>"Ah, a place to rest a bit. Hmm, a chest? Looks rather small- probably nothing worthwhile, and I'm already carrying so much. I'll be more frugal in my checking them now, lest I over-encumber myself."
>It almost looks like the keyhole is pouting!

>> No.23296392
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>>23296269
I love small chests!

>> No.23296394

>>23296337
The creator of "that game" is insufferable and deserves to fail.

>> No.23296400

>>23296392
Why is she so lewd?

>> No.23296404

>>23296394
Yes, as are you, but I do not wish misfortune upon either party.

>> No.23296413

>>23296269
I think they are pretty cute.

>> No.23296414

>Guy fucks monster girl regularly
>Get married
>He alps
>They search for a husband together
Would you be okay being their husband despite the fact that they lost their virginity to each other, and potentially will love each other more than you?

>> No.23296426

>>23296414
Fuck off that is literally not how Alping works. At all.

>> No.23296438

>>23296426
whats the matter,
you scared!?

>> No.23296444

>>23296426
Actually, that's a very possible scenario in MGE

>> No.23296457

>>23296414
Anon, your cuck fantasies are leaking again.

>> No.23296463

>>23296392
>>23296319
>>23296291
>>23296290
>>23296269
The babies weep....

>> No.23296470

>>23296342
>Be me
>Solo rogue with a penchant for alchemic tricks and trinkets
>Exploring some ruins
>As it goes
>Find a tiny, out of the way room
>Single, tiny, unusually well-kept chest in the room
>Search a bit
>Find the room is trap-free
>Use my pseudo-metalslime skeleton key to check for traps in the keyhole
>No traps, but two oddities
>One: The chest seemed to shudder a little
>Two: The molded key returned a very fleshy shape
>It is pretty lonely in here
>And that keyhole is unusually large
>
>Lock the door behind me
>Start fucking the keyhole
>Only partially surprised when I feel a warm, wet, fleshy sensation on the other end
>Much more surprised when that chest ended up, not too long later, becoming my wife
>Roguery is much more fun as a duo

>> No.23296474

>>23296280
It hurts

>> No.23296475

>>23296414
Fuck yes I would. Fucking the natural monster girl in front of the alp then taking her as she eats out her creampied wife is a hot idea.

>> No.23296491

>>23296475
This, but with a lesbian who got monsterized.

>> No.23296492

>>23296444
>>23296414
No it's not you fucking degenerate
People only alp if they want to you fucking faggot
Go chop your balls off, then top yourself. At least you'll live up to your sick fantasies by doing so

>> No.23296496

>>23296492
Read the source material and the Q&As before sperging out

>> No.23296498
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23296498

>>23296463
Make a reddit thread about it

>> No.23296499

>>23296463
?

>> No.23296506

>>23296499
I can only assume he thinks breast size correlates with milk production.

>> No.23296512

>>23296463
Failed biology class, buddy?

>> No.23296520

>>23296400
She probably isn't trying to be and it's accidental.

>> No.23296529
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Big

>> No.23296538

>>23296529
need bigger

>> No.23296544
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23296544

>>23296529
Giga Milk

>> No.23296551
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23296551

>>23296544
>>23296529
While I love tanned cows and would be ecstatic to marry them, I'm gonna have to express my preference for white cows. Given the choice, I'll marry the white cows instead

>> No.23296554
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23296554

>>23296544
Rich in calcium

>> No.23296556

>naked werewolf attack

>> No.23296557 [SPOILER] 
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23296557

How are yandere wurms made?

>> No.23296559

>>23296551
>>23296544
Gentlemen.
Why not just marry cows?

>> No.23296561

>>23296557
The ice cream man cutting her off because she's eating everything he has in stock and he wants to save some for the rest of his customers.

>> No.23296562

>>23296559
Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?

>> No.23296563
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23296563

>>23296559
I'll take 5

>> No.23296567

>>23296520
Even better.

>>23296557
Oh god how horrifying

>> No.23296571

>>23296557
>Wurm takes anon's suicide joke literally
>Maternal instincts take over, and kidnaps anon to prevent self harm
Make sure to hide any accidental injuries.

>> No.23296572

How would someone with the rarest blood type protect themselves from blood sucking monsters

>> No.23296575

>>23296562
Because if you buy the cow, you can make more cows.

>>23296563
Good man.

>> No.23296583

>>23296269
Small > Flat > Medium >>> Large >>>>>> Oppai

>> No.23296585

>>23296572
Cover key bloodsucking areas with bloodbags/ketchup packets.

>> No.23296588

>guardian angel goes down to the mortal plane after losing contact with her paladin charge after she entered a demon realm
>finally finds her, but the paladin monsterized into a succubus long ago
>gets captured and corrupted by pala-succ and her incubus husband

>> No.23296589

>>23296572
Waifu a species that injects you with something. Dye the ivory pink and watch the poachers lose interest.

>> No.23296592

>>23296572
Have a Dhampir childhood friend

>> No.23296594

>>23296572
>anon buys a neck protector from a kind merchant
>doesn't realize that it's just a toilet paper roll attached to some rubber bands

>> No.23296665

>>23296567
>Even better.
I like the idea of cupids being accidentally sexy, like the shy cupid teacher brief thread character from what must be years ago.

>> No.23296669

>>23296572
Wear a suit of armor
A fully body harness will protect you from all types of mamono.

>> No.23296672

>>23296592
But that just trades one bloodsucking monster for another!

>> No.23296705

>>23296672
Dhampirs are good girls and dont suck blood like nasty yucky vampires

>> No.23296715

>>23296705
But if they do get a taste of your blood for one reason or another, they'll be no different than a vampire. Just with a kinder and more loving and appreciative disposition

>> No.23296721

>>23296705
>Don't worry, I don't drink human blood when the urges come up.
>Hmmm? What do I drink?
>Holsts actually, they don't mind at all.....where are you staring?

>> No.23296727

>>23296665
"Accidentally sexy" is one of my favorite characteristics on a girl. I like it on Valkyries and elementals as well.

>> No.23296734

>>23296721
>Jiggling, wobbling, lightly sloshing noises
Dhampir-chan sure is... pronounced

>> No.23296739
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23296739

>>23296269
They usually don't hold a lot of loot in them.

>> No.23296742

>>23296734
its her sense of justice!
It shows wherever she goes!

>> No.23296757

>>23296721
>Her mom is angry at her for "Feeding on those lowly beasts, why don't you suck that nice bo- b-bloodbag you hang out with?"
>Secretly jealous of her size and has thought of calling over one of the milkmaids from time to time to "sample" them

>> No.23296764
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>>23296721
I wouldn't expect a dhampir to admit having urges

>> No.23296769
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23296769

>>23295911
Depends on the Gazer, but lewdness runs both ways.

Sometimes, something just comes over me, and I find myself full of vigor. She can't even resist as I bend her over the furniture and start thrusting, groping her tits and making her moan. And right after she thoroughly dominated me the day before. Other times I get a bit mischievous and give that booty a smack. Sometimes, she retaliates. And sometimes, she stammers out some weird excuse and runs off. The look on her face is priceless.

>> No.23296770

>>23296757
>But mooooom, if I feed on the humans I just reinforce the stereotype!

>>23296764
Honesty is a key part of being a hero!

>> No.23296775

>>23295925
So do I...
So do I...

>> No.23296783

>>23296739
Disgusting

>> No.23296793

Bully lizards by beating them in battle, then leaving before they can confess their love!

>> No.23296797

>>23296742
Uh... Sure! That's it!
>Her woefully underprepared musketeer outfit slides yet again out of place, slipping a nipple out to the cold air
>without even looking she adjusts and slips it back in, as if this is something she has to do so often it's a secondhand reflex for her now
>Stands a foot up on a rock and points out to the horizon
>"Cmon now! There's justice to dispense! Let's go!"
>She hops over the rock, jiggling all the way, her nipple slipping out easily again...

>> No.23296800

>>23296793
Nah...beat them in combat and take anal as your reward.

>> No.23296810

>>23296259
I want to absolutely plow this elfs pussy

>> No.23296815

Your least favorite mamono has cornered you! How do you avoid wifing her? Do you try to help her find a more fitting husband? If so, how?

>> No.23296819

>>23296800
That is considered a binding action in monster court. Unfit for bullying.

>> No.23296822

>>23296797
I bet her mom just ~ufufu~s when she see her daughter's boyfriend trying to hide his boner over her daughters tits.

>> No.23296842

>>23296822
probably easier to hide his boner under her tits. it'll be out of her field of view.

>> No.23296850

>>23296793
>Very particular about what body types I find attractive
>Refuse challenges from all the strongest, tallest, and most well-endowed lizards
>Get a reputation as an ascetic master of the sword
>Short, petite, JC chuunibyo lizard decides to challenge me
>Heart and dick both aroused
>Beat her easily (I may not be a great swordsman, but chuunis telegraph hard), and make her my wife
>Mass confusion among the lizard population

>> No.23296861

>>23296797
Jiggling Justice! Look at her go!

>> No.23296873

>>23296815
I just point them to the nearest flatfag, they'll have a much better time with him.

>> No.23296875

>>23296822
>"Dear, come look. See what our swe- s-stupid, foolish daughter has dragged in with her"
>Vampire and (now) Incubus Dad watch with their super vampire vision down at the courtyard as their busty dhampir daughter shows off a 'combat routine' to her friend and compatriot anon
>Rolling, jumping, kicking, flipping, and shaking every which way as she fights off imaginary enemies
>He's staring at her, her big milky tits long since escaped their ill-fitting confines, wobbling and jiggling and jumping every which way with her
>He's holding her hat over his lap with rigid diligence, and looks to be straining stuck in place
>"aaand, hiiya! Ha! How was that, anon? See, I couldn't well do that without taking my hat off first! Oh- ah, there we go, little adjustment to my shirt- now, hand it back and lets see you show your combat routine off!"
>He gulps, not knowing what to do as she holds her hand out for her hat
>Vamp mom grins ear to ear as she sips a glass of her husband's blood from a distance

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>>23296783
What you don't like smoke hobos?

>> No.23296889

>>23296572
Post random memes in a vain attempt to seem topical to young people .

>> No.23296897

>>23296883
No

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>>23296883

>> No.23296907

>>23296883
Different anon but:
>Breasts would have to be half that size at most for me to be fine with them
>Even brief exposure to smoke sets off coughing fits due to my history of lung illness
>Wouldn't want to be gaslit into marrying a mamono I consciously wouldn't like

>> No.23296909

>>23296883
>The brownies are a lie! lel!

>> No.23296913

>>23296883
Dude...weed

>> No.23296922

>>23296883
Is her breast tattoo a rune? If not what if i replaced it with actual runes?

>> No.23296926

>>23292550
>face looks kind of off-model too, but I can't explain why
It's got an Asanagi potato cheek thing going on

>> No.23296935

>>23296875
Nice

>> No.23296944

Have these threads changed your taste in monster girls or body types?

>> No.23296952

>>23296815
The toughest part would be talking a Minotaur who's set on pursuing me out of her lust. If I can buy enough time to do that, I can explain both my preferences and that I could help her find someone who would much better appreciate her.

>> No.23296963

>>23296875
Thank you so much for this anon! Although dhampir is one day gunna find him jerking off with her body and that day will not end well.

>> No.23296968
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Canadian monster girls are cute!

>> No.23296972

>>23296883
Second best monster next to Gazer

>> No.23296985
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>>23292946
It is important to examine the tail before picking a fox. A lustrous tail(s) means she is in good health

>> No.23296997

>>23296944
I'm more comfortable about liking loli, and more opposed to large breasts.

>> No.23297019

>>23296944
I used to like flat/loli monsters, but all the flat spamming has made me dislike it. More for them I guess.

>> No.23297030

>>23296815
i tell her that her kind disgusts me and that i will die before i fall in love with her. i know it's harsh, but i'd rather make myself clear up front

>> No.23297035

>>23296968
The Moose is loose!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqzso15FRlM

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>>23296968
Canadian monster girls are wholesome

>> No.23297045

>>23296963
>Anon and Dhampir approach the second floor of the spooky mansion
>She scratches her chin as she looks at the blocked door in front of her
>"Hmmm... Its sealed with a powerful magic! We're not getting through there..."
>Anon spots a crack in the side wall, revealing a crawlspace secret passage to get around
>Dhampir jumps for joy, her breasts following suit as she cheers
>"Well done anon! You've got an adventurer's eye!"
>While he tries to stop staring at her still-jumping bust, the cheering from Dhampir apparently led to several werebats shaking loose from the rafters, and they swoop down to attack the couple
>"Watch out anon! Quickly, into the crawlspace!"
>She grabs him and leaps into the thin narrow space, striking her sword above to close off the entrance as the Werebats narrowly miss and flutter off to find other targets
>"Phew! That was close! We got in just in time! Oomph! This sure is a tight squeeze though, huh?"
>The way they leapt in, anon is chest to wobbly chest with her, his crotch pressed against hers, both squeezed too tight to be able to move apart from each other
>"U-UH..."
>"Don't worry anon! We just need to shake loose so we can carry on shimmying down this passageway!"
>She starts jostling and jerking and rubbing her body in an attempt to get loose, raising herself up to get some leverage, shoving her once again loose tits in his face as she clambers to get to the side of him
>"Oof! Careful anon! Your short sword is sticking right out from your belt, I can feel it digging against my thigh!"

Thanks anon!

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23297138

Thread is dead. Post undead oppai.

>> No.23297146

>>23297138
Wonder what my Dear Wife would look like if she took a Draph potion...

>> No.23297151
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I think every single Hellhound resident in Demon Realm should get a mandatory human man even if the man declines, we don't want public rapes to happen in our beloved city, now do do we?

>> No.23297153

>>23297045
>>23297138
First the Dhampirs, now Liches and Wights too! This is surely because of "Big Milk" lobbying!

>> No.23297191
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>>23296972
How can you say something so evil anon.

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>>23297151
Put all them in one of these, it reduces public rape, and I bet they would love it.

>> No.23297197

>>23297045
Another great one anon! Again thank you for providing these!

>> No.23297200

>>23296594
>just a toilet paper roll attached to some rubber bands
No ones wants to bite toilet paper

>> No.23297208

>>23297192
It's too bad they didn't put a couple gloryholes in the glass so you could interact with them in relative safety.

>> No.23297223

>>23297192
>Being sent into a room full of sex-starved hellhounds
Sounds like capital punishment method.

>> No.23297231

>>23297223
Hellhounds, manticores, all the top rape MGs.

>> No.23297236

>>23296815
"No thanks. Vores for fags."
>proceed to walk away

>> No.23297248

>>23297223
>Lethal injection is replaced with being injected with enough manticore venom to last a lifetime
>Electric chair is just being tied up with a thunderbird
Demon realm punishments are weird

>> No.23297302
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>>23297138

>> No.23297312

>>23297146
wouldn't the horns get in the way of her hat?

>> No.23297329

>>23297312
You could probably fit it. Worst case, two little hats on both horns.

>> No.23297337

>>23297302
>That crotch
Your 3 day sacrifice will not be in vain.

>> No.23297356

>>23297337
I need some time away from these threads anyways. I am starting to feel MGE burnout.

>> No.23297366

>>23297191
2 floofly 4 me

>> No.23297368
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Less than a day away until alternate universe Gaze-chan can become the Butterlord once more.

>> No.23297371

>>23297329
Like those things on turkey legs?

>> No.23297375
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>"Look into my eye, pitiful human, and become my slave."
>you look her directly in the eye
>she gets embarrassed and covers your eyes with her hands while looking away

>> No.23297380

>>23297312
Some adjustments would surely have to be made!
>>23297371
That could be cute! Goofy, yet cute!

>> No.23297389

>>23297375
She needs glasses at different strengths for all her eyes.

>> No.23297396

>>23297389
Gonna bully her by calling her glasses cute, the little nerd.

>> No.23297418

Bully gazer-chan by stealing their eyedrops! Then watch her get all flustered when she asks for your help putting them in!

>> No.23297422

I don't get the appeal of Gazers.
Like, I don't distinctly dislike them, but I don't particularly like them either. It's a really neutral feel.

>> No.23297424

>>23297040
That's a thicc sweater

>> No.23297437

>>23297422
That's okay, you are one of the few people here who hasn't been hypnotized. Stay safe.

>> No.23297455
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23297455

You've been doing what you're Dark Mage onee-san tells you to like a good boy, right? Surely you wouldn't want to make her sad.

>> No.23297466

>>23297455
The Order paladins told me to stay away from her, but I don't want her to be lonely!

>> No.23297480

>>23297466
Don't listen to the paladin's, anon. They're just being mean. Go to her. Make sure she's never lonely again.

>> No.23297481

>>23297455
I don't want an onee-san, I don't want to be told what to do by some random woman, and I don't care about being a "good boy". If she'd like, though, I could help her find someone who would mesh better with her.

>> No.23297490

>>23296815
>Do you try to help her find a more fitting husband? If so, how?
Being a monstergirl;'s wingman sounds like it would have hi-jinks fitting of an adamn sandler romcom

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