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>> No.23297514

Hayai cow

>> No.23297522
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Shortstacks are the peak of monster evolution. Perfectly made for breeding and loving.

>> No.23297528

What would you do if you were confronted by your least favorite MG and the only way she wont rape you is if help her find a boyfriend to take your place. Would you be able to be a monster girl's wingman?

>> No.23297530

How short are we talking?

>> No.23297545

Yeah why not, I'm a team-player

>> No.23297547

Standing paizuri short, of course. "Feet dangling above the floor while impaled on cock" short.

>> No.23297548

I think it'd be pretty easy to help a minotaur find a husband.

>> No.23297554

>try to help a monster find another man
>she keeps rejecting your help while literally trying to get at you dick
I feel like it's a lost cause.

>> No.23297568

I feel like I would end up hurting my back with how many times I would have to bend down to kiss them. Maybe I'll buy them some heels or something.

>> No.23297569

Men and Monster can be friends

>> No.23297590
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Now that we know the disease originated in an armadillo, can we go back to eating out bats?

>> No.23297598

I don't know if a wurm could comprehend such a concept.

>> No.23297612

Never got the memo, have been eating out bats this whole time.

>> No.23297614
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That's why you pick them up and give them all the kisses they can handle. Don't mind the fidgeting. That's natural.

>> No.23297615

Hersey, are you out of your goddamn mind

>> No.23297623
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Dewurm her

>> No.23297625

>"Let's go find you a husband."
>"But you're my husband."
>"No, I mean someone e-"
>Anon gets crushed in a tight bearhug by happy wurm

>> No.23297645
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>shota Anon gets dropped off at school by his momster
>"Sweetie, don't forget your goodbye kiss~"
>she pulls him into a passionate, ten second deep kiss in front of everyone that leaves him shuddering with a boner
>all the monster girls watching are feeling warm inside and wondering if they should try that with their human boy childhood friends

>> No.23297663

That could work. My ideal height range is shoulder height-standing boobhat, but I will accept her if she will be a good wife.

>> No.23297664

i'll just tell the sea bishop that i'm not interested in her, she'd understand but would get really depressed because I turned her down after being in love with me. i just wouldn't share the same feelings with her because her species is a turn off for me.

>> No.23297668
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>> No.23297672

I'll give the potato to >>23297668

>> No.23297675
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>> No.23297694
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I want to be the reason my angel momster becomes a fallen angel.

>> No.23297708
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>I get a Succubus Dorf and a Kejourou Dorf

Very nice.

>> No.23297719

She lost access to heaven, but she can still give you a slice of it.

>> No.23297730


>> No.23297748

By leaving son x momster porn out for her to find and letting her imagination do the rest. Won't be long until you peek on her in her room masturbating while looking at the porn mags.

>> No.23297750

Just as I wouldn't want to be fundamentally changed to suit a mamono I don't like, I wouldn't fundamentally change her out of respect.

Part of why they're so horrifying.

>> No.23297760

I can't stop thinking of Cheshire thighs.

>> No.23297772
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Yandere wurm just wants to keep you safe!

>> No.23297782
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I'm starving, get me some grub already.

>> No.23297790

How come you're not as hot as your mom?

>> No.23297793
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Quarantine is so boring.

I want to do shots out of a demons bellybutton to make the time go faster

>> No.23297795

this seems really contrived and unlikely to actually happen

>> No.23297800
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Mastah no! 'tis nae proper!

>> No.23297806
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>"Stop yelling in the library, or I'll web your mouth shut!"

>> No.23297811

Would she protect me from anything I fear?

>> No.23297814

Librarian here, all libraries are closed until the 13th of April.

>> No.23297815


a kiki bellybutton would also suffice

>> No.23297820


She hasn't been pregnant yet, so she hasn't had a chance to grow bigger milkies

>> No.23297822

Sounds like the premise to a monster rom com where in the end they fall in love

>> No.23297848

What a cutie!

>> No.23297857
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>> No.23297861

I want to fuck my momster in the car after school!

>> No.23297865

>monster rom com
Those sound insufferable

>> No.23297867

Is this what shitposting is like in the MGE parallel universe?

>> No.23297879
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I started coughing this morning.

>> No.23297880


>> No.23297881
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Well she does get impregnated with twins by the end of the original game. She'll probably have even bigger breasts than her mother since Alice's bust is already described as huge, so huge that they sway seductively whenever she moves.

>> No.23297886

Alright all you waifufags, here's a question that rarely gets asked: what does your wife sound like?

>> No.23297894

Kayano Ai

>> No.23297895

Like Claudia Black

>> No.23297907


>> No.23297912


You'll be with your waifu soon enough

>> No.23297915


automaton modded with shodans voice

>> No.23297918

What if you get isekai'd to MGE-verse as your favorite MG species?

>> No.23297927

that's only marginally better than alping. i'll pass

>> No.23297932

One of them sounds like they are doing a loud whisper, the other sounds like your standard loud and proud delinquent character

>> No.23297967

so, whats the point then?

>> No.23297971

Her voice is a bit on the deeper side, and is usually flat in her tone of speaking.

>> No.23297986

Shog Carrier: A bit angry tsun voice. A bit of reverb from the shog.
Slime Carrier: Very classic velvet ara ara voice that gives you a boner just at her words.

>> No.23298001

Somewhere between Miia and Centorea

>> No.23298022

which would you work for: a dark mage or the sabbath?

>> No.23298023

Dark Mage. I prefer girls with meat.

>> No.23298039

Dark mage. I'm not interested in lolis.

>> No.23298069

Dark mage.

I'm not a child predator

>> No.23298077

Dark mage no contest

>> No.23298087
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>"Hey, anon. I caught the one who has been stealing your gym clothes. How about you and I teach this naughty little pervert a lesson?"

>> No.23298094

patrician taste

>> No.23298096
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The sabbath had me by the horny, way before you ever asked.

>> No.23298100

Yeah, let's steal her gym clothes!

>> No.23298106

please let go of my servant, she's just doing her job

>> No.23298110

You tell your servant to steal your clothes?

>> No.23298111 [SPOILER] 
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This is the proper answer.

>> No.23298120

more like mofu girl has the wrong idea

>> No.23298135

To lure in unsuspecting mofu

>> No.23298203

which mamono becomes the loneliest without a husband?

>> No.23298211
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all of them

>> No.23298212

I can help you with that, since you asked so nicely. Gonna have her neck deep in depravity before you know it. I'll get her on the way Down by filling her mouth with fish and bone during Lent.

>> No.23298224

You'd think the gloomy depressed ones would do pretty bad, but I bet the normally genki ones get inconsolable over time. Kobolds, Yetis, Doromes, all of those types would get really hurt.

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Umbrella girl is listed as having a "lonesome" disposition.

>> No.23298270

>"Hey, honey. Feel like having sex?"
>get hit in the face by one of those "YES" pillows going 100 mph

>> No.23298286

I'd imagine canine or other pack-type monster girls. Since they are very social creatures, I can imagine even hellhounds becoming very lonely without a husband.

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>Stinky hellhound dog breath

>> No.23298293

>She's kinda insulted you had to ask

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The water oni species population is dangerously low. Make sure you do your part to bring those numbers up.

>> No.23298366

>Demon takes out your contract
>"Well it would appear that according to our contract I have to answer yes"
>She takes her hand down to her pussy and takes it out again, showing you that it's covered with her juices
>"And it would appear that my body agrees with this"

>> No.23298413

>tfw you will never right a contract so good, it makes a demon cum just from reading it

>> No.23298436

>Fuck, "write". This is why a demon will never love me.

>> No.23298440

I'm breeding so many endangered species I'm worried I'll leave some Genghis Khan -tier genetic markers in the world

>> No.23298455

>Hellhound wakes you up every morning by licking your face
You'll be lucky to make it to the bathroom for your morning piss before she climbs on top of you, shoves her tongue into your mouth, and takes you right then and there

>> No.23298459

Which would a cursed sword prefer more?
A master swordsman, or a Master blacksmith

>> No.23298468

>Demon writes a contract that every writing mistake you make is one orgasm each. for both of you

>> No.23298471

>Master blacksmith
Well you gotta work out those kinks one way or the other
>"Hit me harder, daddy"

>> No.23298492

Master blacksmith. I'd give her some thorough "maintenance" if you know what I mean.

>> No.23298498
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Being the hero is a rough life.

>> No.23298503

>He's never read the sword loli manga

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I wish my lewd foxy would stop tying up unsuspecting prey and bringing them to me like some kind of offering.

No matter how much she wants it, I'm not going to cuckquean her with a human woman.

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>Used to have a dog when I was younger
>Lived kinda innawoods so he'd scare away bears and stuff
>He was getting old, so decided to get a puppy
>Puppy was always sniffing one of the older dogs legs for some reason
>Learn too late that the older dog has cancer in the leg the puppy was always sniffing
>Learn that dogs can smell/detect cancer
Can canid monster girls like Hellhounds or Kobolds smell cancer? I wonder what they would do if they could smell it on you?

>> No.23298964

But anon, what if she just wants you to rail her like an animal while the tied up girl watches, unable to even finger herself?

>> No.23298987

i wish i could die in front of an mg or have them accidentally kill me

>> No.23299010


might b fun.

Hope she isn't doing it just to bully humie women

>> No.23299037

How else is she supposed to assert dominance over human women?

>> No.23299070


wedgies and constant reminders that they have no mofu

>> No.23299144

They'd fuck the cancer away like true medical professionals

>> No.23299196
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>be in your sandworm waifu
>many happy years you have spent with eachother
>you are eachothers everything
>new monster lord comes to power
>revokes previous monster lords shennanigans
>all monster girls revert back to their monstrous form
>your waifu's fleshy body disappears within the walls of flesh surrounding you
>the walls are no longer comforting
>acid seeps from everywhere around you
>your waifu still maintains her memories of your years together
>"a-anon... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."
>you can't even comfort her or accept her apology, your mind already snapped from the agony, your face half-melted off
>tears stream down of all 6 of her eyes
>around the world similar scenes play out as old instincts return, even against the wishes of the monsters
>screams of agony and despair fill the sky

>> No.23299210

No. Let's put more clothes on her.

>> No.23299232

Why is this thread on /jp/?

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We've been here since before the 2am cult. Not sure where you're from but feel free to go back, fren.

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>Hellhound gets a little to enthusiastic during sex
>Accidentally scratches you with one of her claws
>She apologizes profusely
>Licks the wound
>Starts licking your face, hugging you, and showering you in kisses
>The scratch is barely anything
>Have to keep assuring her it's okay
>Fall asleep while rubbing her ears and calling her a good girl

>> No.23299270


>accidentally cuts you
>die from infection

thank you, hellhound. Very cool!

>> No.23299293

Mostly talk about MGE which is Japanese and not anime or Manga.

>> No.23299321

Fuck that new monster lord. Canonically speaking, that'd never happen though as KC has said there are enough lilims to carry on their mother's ideals. So business will carry on as usual.

But anyways, as a sandworm-fag, I'd have told her numerous times throughout our years together that if anything bad were to happen, if in the case there's no saving me, her, or our time together, then swallow me. Aside from passing away together at the same moment, the preferable way to perish would be in her belly. She doesn't have to see it, hear it, and part of me will always carry on as a part of her. I'd do everything in my power not to make her feel bad about what's happening, reassuring her that I'll always love her no matter what. Every ounce of willpower I have would be used to not react with screams or writhing. I'd put on my best, still, Buddhist monk on fire impersonation. It's the very least I could do for her for so many years of happiness, joy, love, kindness, and caring. I'll do my best to protect her smile to the very end
>No sad sandworm pic to post with this because sandworms should never be sad so there should never be any art of it

>> No.23299328

Monster girls can only hurt you if they intend to. There's no way a hellhound could ever accidentally scratch her hubby

>> No.23299357

Despite the mana protection, Hellhounds are emphasized to never treat their man carelessly during sex, even if they do get wild.
Which means it's probably still possible for monsters to cause some variety of exhaustion, soreness, or minor scrapes to men if they don't watch themselves.

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big rabbit milkies

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>> No.23299385

KC has said though that a monster girl's dangerous bits have a sort of mana shield that makes the appendage soft to the touch for their husbands. Even if she were to swipe at you with anger, the mana barrier protects you from actual harm and more so just rips away your own mana making you horny in the process, like how demon silver works. Same is true with mino horns and the like. Now she could potentially harm you by throwing you around a little to much or suffocating you by sitting on your face too long, but like you said, they won't treat you carelessly but you could have a couple close calls. It won't be scratches though.

But I'm being nitpicky though, sorry.

>> No.23299391

If you get an infection from a paper cut tier injury and manage to die from it send yourself to the nearest lich so she can resurrect you and we can laugh at you

>> No.23299394

They're called lightning bugs, you dolt

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>> No.23299407
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Why does my jiangshi waifu still hop around and moan despite me giving her enough mana to walk and talk normally?

>> No.23299417
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Moderate rabbit breasts.

>> No.23299429


>still no bug girl with a butt that starts glowing when she's turned on

>> No.23299438

You could just ask her.

>> No.23299443

Monsters don't need pointy bits to damage something, anon. Remember that their average physical ability is a league beyond that of humans.
Even the "touch of soft skin" can hurt with a poor application.

>> No.23299457

Acceptable. Their glow isn't constant. It flashes. Hence why lightning is a better adjective to describe them

>> No.23299480

>”Honey how come you still act like a common zombie when I know you can walk and talk normally?”

>> No.23299531
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Slime girl loves you no matter what you look like. Just be careful and don't let her hug you too deep...

>> No.23299668


After the feedback, I cut down on the length of the entry. Here's the edited version.

>> No.23299782

I am actually fine and have developed a pseudo-demon realm idea revolving around that. Think of like the Hallow from Terraria. It may LOOK safe, but they are still Mamono. In the realm I was cooking up (Crystalline Demon Realm), Demonic energy is concentrated in very specific areas, the air has a far thinner layer of ambient demonic energies, but around the large crystalline strata is like walking into the equivalent of Lescatie after being turned into a Mamono friendly territory. The skies and land are often lighter pastels and monochrome.

>> No.23299793

If someone shines a spotlight, is it like a rave party or a disco?

>> No.23299893

i use to slay every lightning bug in sight with my plastic lightsaber

>> No.23300005

Sabbaths are ever spreading their influence.

>> No.23300028
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But I just wanna squish

>> No.23300071

Looks good. Keep up the good work.

>> No.23300170

>which would you work for: a dark mage or the sabbath?
The dark mage. By babysitting/teaching her lewd loli daughter.

>> No.23300175

Hey if a wight wants to be my cute dumb zombie wife, I'm not gonna hassle her about it.

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This time I wrote an essay about the physics puzzles in Half-Life games and how Portal teaches you problem solving without holding your hand.
Haku-sensei made me stand in the corner.

>> No.23300196

Did you get your dunce hat?

>> No.23300212

I'm rarely seen without one anymore

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I wish MGE got the number of dojin games that Touhou does. It's a huge missed opportunity.

>> No.23300261

Queen Alexandra from Dark Chronicle, Ideal Titania/Noble MG waifu voice.

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>tfw no momsters mobbing you with affection

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Rabbit thunder thighs

>> No.23300411

This is an intense rabbit.

>> No.23300462
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Remember to care for your slime by providing her a clean environment to live in, and a steady supply of your semen

>> No.23300478
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Always welcome new party members with open arms!

>> No.23300529

They keep heal-sluts on leashes now?

>> No.23300634

I'd kill myself before I had be 10 feet from a giant unthinking centipede woman.

>> No.23300664
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Take your medicine

>> No.23300695

>Growls in war priest

>> No.23300740

>Medic with burly beast

>> No.23300770

Your dog had cancer and the knew before you did.
I'm tearing up how could you do this to me.

>> No.23300779
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Big Blueberry Butts.

>> No.23300803

What monster would like a yandere male? Say the guy is paranoid about her cheating on him (even though she would never consider it) so he gets extremely possessive and controlling.

>> No.23300818

Shirohebi. Now they can be super possessive of each other.

>> No.23300820

i wanna be hugged by this fugbug so bad

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>> No.23300922

Sure, sounds easy enough.

>> No.23300945

meaty tail and super warm!

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You've got to go deeper.

>> No.23301042

i'd marry any monster that scratches my head and back

>> No.23301162

Why is touhou?

>> No.23301166

Can I read your paper?

>> No.23301194

Had a dream about wights infected with roper parasites. Scariest shit I've ever seen.

>> No.23301197

>man asks Shirohebi for a protective charm for his wife, she tells him she should have one for them before the week is over
>her husband confronts her that evening
>"You thought I wouldn't notice? I saw how you were looking at him. I know you'd have fucked him right there and then if I looked away for a moment. Don't you worry, I'll just have to remind you which dick is the only one you will ever touch..."
>he chains her up and pounds her hard all night
The accusation would not be nice, but the "punishment" might be worth it for her.

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Patrician opinion

>> No.23301231

My Dear Wife sounds just like Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins, except a tad younger!
Don't worry though, I don't try to embarrass myself like Dick van Dyke with a fake Wonderland accent!

>> No.23301236

You'll have to ask her.

>> No.23301261

Unbelievably, irrefutably and spectacularly based.

>> No.23301273

Indubitably! Supercalifragilisticly!

>> No.23301277
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I want to go to Dragonia and steal the Queen's panties

>> No.23301280

Does your wife sing?

>> No.23301281

Sabbath-created cursed cybernetics?

>> No.23301283

she doesn't speak unless it's speaking softly in my ear

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>> No.23301303

>Not stealing her heart and making her your MERE'D wife

>> No.23301310

She doubts her singing ability, but is actually quite good at it! On days or mornings where she wishes to draw my attention to something, she'll occasionally sing-song out in a very high ringing pitch, "Oh dear hus-baaaand, come and see-eeee~!"
Then I'll run eagerly into the room and either be surprise smothered by her bosom in my face, or witness her trying out a new lewd outfit, or find her having made a mess of her milk on a serving tray full of cups, or simply pointing out how she's balancing a glass on the end of her epee!

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My foot fell asleep and I'm in pain now that blood is starting to flow again. I need to be comforted.

>> No.23301435
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>But with MG mods

Future is looking bright lads.

>> No.23301468
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Tremors is really cool

>> No.23301482
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>My sword is a part of me
>It's fused to my hand
>I can't give my master a sword to fight with
>But I serve him faithfully on the battlefield
>Of course I am the blade, but that doesn't mean anything
>I'm literally becoming a sword in the hands of the master

>> No.23301496
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>But sometimes, we apply the decisive blow together
>Oh, it's romantic!

>> No.23301520

VERy cute sendwer danzin at INCFREDIBEL high speeds

>> No.23301528

Unique romance specialized to one's mamano wife is my favorite thing to see!

>> No.23301547

My Night Gaunt wife sounds like Megumi Hayashibara as Rei Ayanami.

>> No.23301619
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Fine. You need a lap pillow? You big baby?

>> No.23301727

I love lap pillows. Well I've never been on one, but they look really comfortable.

>> No.23301732

Big jinkos!

>> No.23301746

I wanna sit on a big Jinko's lap

>> No.23301764

Daily reminder that all you need to defeat a gazer is a laser pointer or a flash camera.

>> No.23301814

She's gonna need glasses if you do that, or actually a bunch of monocles

>> No.23301833

Every monster has their weaknesses, please don't bully them with it.

>> No.23301846

What's a hellhound's weakness? Baths?

>> No.23301849

Siberian Jinko always looks forward to Christmas so she can be Santa Claus and hand out presents to the good kids of Winterstown

>> No.23301884

denial of sex from lack of consent actually working

>> No.23301950

Also, simply having a new mamono lord with differing ideals would not allow them to change monsters back to what they were before. Altering monsters that way is not a inherent power of the mamono lord, but one that Lilith gained/took due to special circumstances. What would cause monsters to change back would be if there was no longer anyone maintaining the monster girl settings, as they haven't yet become truly the new settings for the world (i.e. the "monsters kill humans" setting is still in place, just overwritten/suppressed by Lilith). Once they are then they can stay that way indefinitely.

And of course, we know that even in the face of the old settings there were a substantial number of intelligent monsters that could fight/resist them. The problem for a girl like a sandworm is that reverting to what she was before would likely mean losing her sapience.

>> No.23301973

>>Of course I am the blade, but that doesn't mean anything
>>I'm literally becoming a sword in the hands of the master
It's the opposite
>but that doesn't mean I'm literally becoming a sword
Hence why she is in her human form in >>23301496 and they do final strike with both their hands

t. Russian

>> No.23302014
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To clarify, the "mana barrier" is a reflexive action their bodies do during sex/amorous activity. It's not always active and many monsters can't consciously activate it. It also doesn't necessarily make those sharp parts feel soft, rather it pushes back to blunt impacts that could otherwise cause harm.

In other words, monsters do indeed need to be reasonably careful in normal interactions with their husbands, at least until they become incubi (at which point they get much more durable). One reason mamono silver weapons are so often used is because a monster doesn't have to hold back or worry about actually causing injury with them. Only some monsters like mersharks have that sort of power built in that can be used at any time.

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Did you know Gazer laps are significantly more comfortable than other girls' laps? You probably could have guessed as much, though.

>> No.23302104

She’s from the south so she tries to always maintain a southern belle style of prose when she talks, but can easily get frustrated and switch into her actual southern drawl which may or may not need subtitles depending on just how mad she is.

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>> No.23302174

Young but not too young. I should probably just say she doesn't sound old.

Speaks clearly and matter-of-factly, peppering her language with an extensive vocabulary. Maybe just a bit snippy. Can slip into slow, seductive tones when needed.

Frequently laughs. Stammers when embarrassed.

>> No.23302183

She sounds like the dignified voicebank from Artificial Academy 2. That voice actor also voiced that big tiddie femdom inverted nipple princess from that boobie VN.

>> No.23302209 [DELETED] 

Which monster girl becomes the ultimate momster after zombification? We know the behavior of zombie girls is pretty much raw instinct so I imagine a zombie mom would unleash her raw maternal instinct in full.

>> No.23302212

i need to get raped by, like, 12 gazers at the same time in a pool full of gazer goo

>> No.23302228
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Now that second sentence can't just sit there unattended without some additional information, my good man!

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>> No.23302257

It's very silly but a lot of the scenes are animated and it's pretty hot.

>> No.23302272

i am a slut. i need a hundred thousand virtual wives to rape me in the metaverse of my one actual waifu who is controlling all of them and feeling the sex too

>> No.23302306

I want to be a mamano slut that has a hundred wives and is only used as cum dispenser and ends up covered in mamano pussy juice at the end of each day.

>> No.23302315

I’d be okay being a slut to my one and only wife.

>> No.23302318

That's great! I feel like I've definitely seen scenes from this before too, but that artstyle is also pretty prevalent for those sorts of things
That's the spirit! Let no quark go unsmothered across the multiverse as she covers you in her love!

>> No.23302357

i think lolis, such as witches and familiars, need to get raped by thick tentacles.

>> No.23302371

My favorite part about holst momsters is that they ruin every other monster girls' chances with him. Being raised on her milk as part of his daily diet will turn him into a total mama's boy who will never want to leave her. The only way another monster girl could possibly get him to accept her hand in marriage is if his momster lived with them as a package deal.

>> No.23302372
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A common misconception about elves is that they're flat as a board, and while it's true about their chest they more than make up for it with their ass

>> No.23302402

Look at those face-crushers!

>> No.23302440

Tone it down to approximately an entire village, and I'm in.

>> No.23302441

That chest doesn't look very flat.

>> No.23302447
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>Silver in natural heart shape

I can tolerate everything else but this, it's over the damn line.

>> No.23302462
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I sees.

>> No.23302475
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I'm at this nice lady's house, but every time I try to leave there's a blizzard!

>> No.23302494
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She's protecting you. You're not supposed to leave the house.

>> No.23302504
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I will now proceed to pleasure and wife this squirrel

>> No.23302510

She's talking about how she like children, and what she would do if she had a daughter. I'm getting cold, and blankets aren't helping, what do I do?

>> No.23302516

I wouldn't mind that, provided she didn't look quite like that.

>> No.23302517
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I'm a sucker for the undead goth girls, poor skeleton girl just too heckin t h i n n though, I'd try to help her out but I might have to /r/throw_her_a_bone myself

>> No.23302528

Get her drunk.

>> No.23302529
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It's magical ore altered by mamono mana anon, just like how a lot of the fruit is heart-shaped.

>> No.23302536

I love kimonos.

>> No.23302540

Resident flatposter, is that you?

>> No.23302547

I heard they're super weak to anal.

>> No.23302548

Theres no way a lizardman or dragon with their rough pointy scales wouldn't scratch you during sex.

>> No.23302550

>flat poster
Not him but do you actually think only one person likes flat chests?

>> No.23302551
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Don't worry, she'll protect you.

>> No.23302567

New quickie is here! The suggestion: Getting bullied by a gargoyle because you didn't bring enough healing items to her dungeon! https://pastebin.com/GnSa6c1J
Don't forget to vote for the next quickie here: https://pollunit.com/polls/a8pu_op5pi8mt8brvk2sjg
you guys still like me, right?

>> No.23302569

Doesn't have to be flat, just not that large in the chest or hip regions.

>> No.23302570

Mazanababamanana, I don't gotta explain shit!

>> No.23302578
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Do Gazer!

>> No.23302581
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To a degree maybe, but not to the point of actual damage or discomfort. To quote World Guide 1:

>Aside from spell casting, small amounts of mamono mana are naturally continually released from the monsters' bodies. Monsters are always in a state where they're draped in mamono mana. This mamono mana that is released is used by them unconsciously for various purposes. When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body. No matter how roughly and how long they have sex, the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue, and he can never die due to sex. It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc. If the man touches the tip of a pointed horn or scale, the mamono mana covering the horn or scale gently pushes him back with a feeling like the touch of soft skin.

>> No.23302591

Great to see you again Yan

>> No.23302614

I know flat chests are a popular with more than just one person. I just like the idea that both the flat and big chest sides have one person on these threads who spend all day posting about them.
I can understand that.

>> No.23302615

Yes! looking forward to your next one!

>> No.23302618

No, unacceptable, it's too much, that picture of literal ore would have been perfectly fine.

>> No.23302619

Crystals and metals naturally accumulate in all sorts of shapes.

>> No.23302622

A cups > washboards

>> No.23302626

Gazers are so fucking perfect I can't stand it.

>> No.23302627

Like what ever you want but I like 100% pubescent washboard flat.

>> No.23302635

i dont get it

>> No.23302636

You're going all in on them anon, its great to hear! Tell us what you like most about them!

>> No.23302651

That's how I feel about the Night Gaunt. They are the only monster for me.

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>> No.23302709

They're alright but I wish they didn't have the toxic sludge on them and actually wanted to wear clothes like a normal person

>> No.23302724
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Hey now, that's not toxic sludge, it's solidified mana. And I'm sure some wear clothes, especially if its requested of them.

>> No.23302731

A cup > B cup > Perfectly flat > C cup > D cup
Anything larger isn't attractive at all to me.

>> No.23302737
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>"Papa, where do babies come from?"
What's your answer?

>> No.23302742

From their mamas.

>> No.23302746

Depends how old she is.

>> No.23302747

>want a demonstration?

>> No.23302750

>"Why don't I show you?"

>> No.23302762
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If you're married to a red slime or others that reproduce by division, this question is probably moot.

>> No.23302769

I don't particularly feel that way about anything. I'm happy for you, Anon.

>> No.23302773
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Give a long and boring medical explanation.

>> No.23302785

I don't want to ruin her innocence, so this is my only option: Go ask your mother

>> No.23302817
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>End up catching the corona virus.
>Because you live in a mamono neighborhood, the virus starts mutating because of DE.
>On the third day of being sick, end up having a massive cough.
>End up spitting out a big tiddy version of the virus.
>The very first thing she does is mating press you into unconciousness.

>> No.23302826

Monsters are still monsters.
>Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.
>Most of them grow up dreaming of sweetly obscene days spent having sex with a man just like their mother; they anticipate tasting it in the future, and the act of receiving pleasure and energy is engraved in their instinct as a wonderful thing. For that reason, even monsters with the age and appearance of human children under 10 years old will thoughtlessly assault and ravish men with bodies way larger than their own in monstrous fashion once their desire for human men awakens if their tiny, young womb that's already ready to receive a man throbs.

>> No.23302839

Yeah but... Wendi-chan

>> No.23302845
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>toxic sludge
Like the other guy said, it's mana. They have perfect control over it, so if they let it overflow it is 100% on purpose, and very lewd.
Why conceal the Gazer's perfect form? I prefer something simple and easy to remove, if anything at all.

>> No.23302848

Wendgo are a loli breed that are made for raping.

>> No.23302850

I would show them that old video they always showed in the sex ed part of health class back in the day.

>> No.23302873

>Wendi-chan asks Papa Wendi where babies come from
>Papa Wendi goes silent and asks where that boy anon lives
>for the next couple of weeks anon can’t sleep because of the monster outside his window staring at him

>> No.23302875

Depending on my wife/wives, and the species in my harem, my answer would change.

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>> No.23302921

You need something?

>> No.23302926

This is the optimal tank. As a healer, you can ride on her back and give her healing while staying close.

>> No.23302934

I don't think Mama Wendi would go along with that, so instead it would just be coatless Papa Wendi staring into the kids room.
I uh, I think that's even scarier.

>> No.23302949

I think I'm falling for Glacies.

>> No.23302964

i think i'm falling
uh oh

>> No.23303003
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Nooo all I did was tell her she's cute, help meeee

>> No.23303005
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>Doom Slayers are what happens when a demon tries to infect a human girl, but the change doesn't take an external hold.
>They usually take a one woman crusade towards a demon realm and goes on a rampage there.
>Not much difference from a normal human girl, except for being a head or two taller then the average man and covered in muscles and scars.
>Tend not to be very vocal, unless it's around her husband.
>Like Dhampirs, won't rape but ask for consent.
>Prefers firearms over melee weapons.
>Demons and succubi can hear death metal music emanating from a Doom Slayer.

>> No.23303011

High speed Lim.

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Sure I'm down for it

>> No.23303046

Remember, if you have a demonic type if you need to cuddle and comfort her if she has a doom slayer nightmare.

>> No.23303056

That one with the big camcorder? I think I had that back in the day.

>> No.23303094

One day, you and your sisters will go out and find some ruins of a dead land you wish to see whole again. Your body will guide you in making a reserve of mana, to shape the man who will be your king into the king who will be your man. Each of you will take turns letting his male parts fill you up, and one day, one or more of you will lay eggs that are capable of hatching into more little khepri princesses!

>> No.23303101
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>"You best start believing in ghost stories, anon."
>"You're in one!"

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>> No.23303134

A floating wedding dress starts quoting movies.

>> No.23303135

Akuryo, taisan! Akuryo, taisan!

>> No.23303144

Go ask that nice boy in your class.

>> No.23303147

I can't believe it's been a year since Sachiko died in that truck incident

>> No.23303173

Whoa are those real?

>> No.23303187

>won't rape but ask for consent.
Sticking a gun in my face and forcing me to give consent is still rape! In all honesty, I'd be happy to lay a doom slayer if I found one.

>> No.23303196

Mana is stored in the breasts

>> No.23303206

No it’s not you dumb-dumb idiot, mana is stored in the cunny.

>> No.23303209

I thought he was talking about the guns.

>> No.23303210

Yes, those guns are real, they will shoot you dead.

>> No.23303211

>Succubus eating a grilled cheese

>> No.23303214

I'd think it'd be more like she'd sneak up behind you and start rubbing your chest and start moving her hands down towards your pants, while planting her breasts behind your head. The gun scenario only happens if you deny sex for over a month.

>> No.23303217

From the nice stork harpy next door

>> No.23303254
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How do you like your robutts?

>> No.23303260

Love is indeed a void full of happiness and pain.

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>> No.23303265

Pseudo pregnant.

>> No.23303267

She works hard! Ganbatte Stork Harpy!

>> No.23303269

An interesting courting method, but I like it. Where can I find one?

>> No.23303286

How does your waifu punish you?

>> No.23303291
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Organic. Sorry.

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>> No.23303315

Yeah it was really hard. We didn't have much money at the time but we got his leg amputated, he was okay for a few days but by the time the leg got amputated it was too late, the cancer had spread. I remember going for a walk through the woods with him sometime after the amputation, but every few minutes he'd have to stop and lay down. We got him put down shortly after. Thankfully, the puppy we got grew up to be healthy and is full of energy.

>> No.23303318

Demon realms.

>> No.23303322

love and pleasure cannot exist without sadness and suffering. That's why we need the Order so that they can continue producing more men and monsters can go out and rape them. Utopia is impossible to realize, but i think the key to it all is to live a battle that constantly gives you more meaning, a dream fight that helps shape you through the help of the chaotic nature of the universe, and in the long run, makes you glad you lived through it all. sex is hot but it'll be much more hot under a scenario you worked hard and smart for, the Order was a pretty nice idea for KC to include in there.

>> No.23303328
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Tell me your echidna headcanon and why is she considered the best mother or one of the best

>> No.23303337

and the battle in MGE is monsters trying to get men corrupted and captured for eternal love, name a more sexy thing a monster can do

>> No.23303362
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Wikifag here, the 8/monster/ archive is done. It can also be found in the main archive under the Misc section.

All the current threads on the board are up. They've been saved as webpages, and the images were kept in thumbnail form, except for the kelp thread, since the text wasn't readable unless I enlarged them

Bout 1 GB worth of content, more or less. They're still missing their files, so the threads are text-only until Mega decides to not shit itself.

Next update will probably be a link to all the greentext screenshots. After that, I'll start archiving all the stories from the other sites, such as the wiki and mgr.

If someone wanted to know, the board archive was dead, so I couldn't grab anything from there.

>> No.23303366

Love is just a memejuice in your head, telling you to feel good about it when you want to fuck. Its a spook, it doesn't exist. How do I know this? I never felt it nor I ever will.

>> No.23303371

Thanks Gremmy!

>> No.23303384

You are immensely appreciated!

>> No.23303401

My headcanon with them is that the children they give birth to is based off the thoughts and emotions that occur during sex. Their first time, they don't have any children, and behave selfishly, which is why they give birth to only one echidna.
If she is worried about her only daughter being lonely, the next child will be a submissive companion type monster, if something is angering her, the child may be a more aggressive. Appearances and monstrous features are based off emotions as well, the reptilian brain's desire to produce offspring will make reptile-types, animalistic desires for pleasure will make beastmen, and complex emotions will create human like majin monsters.

>> No.23303403

how else is love suppose to exist? just accept that you're privileged to be brought to this world as a complex organism that can make meaning in life out of nothing, monsters dig men like that

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>> No.23303435

that sounds quite complex anon

>> No.23303441

Your favorite villain has been monsterized into a monster of this type...
and wants you to be their husband.
How do you fare?

>> No.23303455

>Warlock sea bishop

>> No.23303458 [SPOILER] 
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MGE is a terrifying place.

>> No.23303481

i want a tarantula arachne so she can get me lots of bells at nook's cranny and i can pay of my loans and have bridges and stairs built on my island

>> No.23303484
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>Nameless King becomes a cursed-swordspear girl
I'm okay with a dragon harem and a literal god-tier wife.

>> No.23303488

But if she delivers the babies who delivers her baby?

>> No.23303490

Depending on the mamono's preferences, mana can be stored in a variety of ways - as a substitute for body fat (breasts, thighs, ass, etc.) or muscle, as excess bodily fluids, in objects, or even externally as a shadowy substance.

>> No.23303498

other storks!

>> No.23303502

>Dark Slime Arvis
At least I have a chance to say no and POSSIBLY escape if Manfroy isn't helping her. I just need to make sure I turn down any barbecue invitations.

>> No.23303504

Finally, a decent writer does them.

>> No.23303529

>Ganondorf Ogre
Oh no.

>> No.23303536
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>A lilim complains to her sisters about the Doom Slayer that keeps breaking into her castle just to trash the place in three day intervals.

>> No.23303541

Finally, some good fucking stories.

>> No.23303542

dumb lilim wearing a uniform too small

>> No.23303573

>Shirohebi Michael Myers
Oh god, oh fuck.

>> No.23303595

I want to have sex

>> No.23303609

Any day now the portals will open anon!

>> No.23303656
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What's your favorite slime flavor?

>> No.23303670

>Dr. DarkSlimenschmirtz

>> No.23303690

>how else is love suppose to exist?
love is a place
love is a thing

>> No.23303699

cinnamon spiced rum!

>> No.23303705

And it’s perfect! And it’s pure!

>> No.23303719

Imagine doing this with a monstergirl loli, size difference is really hot.


>> No.23303745

>now she has jotaro hat
Damn this woman...

>> No.23303748
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>Desty Nova
>living armor
That’s... not good

>> No.23303764

Imagine this with a Bapho or loli Salamander https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3669538

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>> No.23303824

>succubus eating a grilled cheese is winning

>> No.23303825
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Classic blue but I'm partial to grape too

>> No.23303856

This...was an unexpected outcome.

>> No.23303916
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What are some good ways to get a lim to notice me? Would foiling her plans work?

>> No.23303949

It would work, but you need to be capable of foiling her plans in the first place.

>> No.23303981

Here is a good idea Spore but with monstergirls

>> No.23304005

>childless and single stork harpy cries because kids keep asking her why she doesn't have a baby of her own

>> No.23304025

But that's not a good idea

>> No.23304045

Fine. How about No Man’s Sky but with Monster Girls.

>> No.23304060

We need bunny girls that get off seeing anon bully demons.

>> No.23304078

no anon you are the demons./

>> No.23304118

And then anon was an alp.

>> No.23304122

>and then anon was an incubus
Let's be real, you can still bully the demons after that.

>> No.23304128
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Help me. I have a severe fox addiction

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>> No.23304160

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

>> No.23304177

>all of my fantasies of MGs involve a harem
>they're all one of a few different harems
>ranging from bigamy to a harem of hundreds
>but always one of a few different specific harems

>> No.23304202
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I want a yandere harpy that acts like this


>> No.23304216

is that bird listening to death metal?

>> No.23304218


I like her little mental breakdown at 0:24

>> No.23304222

What if for Halloween bunny girl goes out as Doomguy and sadistically bullies any demon she comes across?

>> No.23304234

>when your harpy neighbor that you've been ignoring finds your house unlocked

>> No.23304235

I don't want to bully that roughly.

>> No.23304237

that one cauht me off guard.

>> No.23304243

Oh no!

>> No.23304251

>"AAhahahahaaa! Finally... FINALLY!"

>> No.23304263

>Dr. Doom

>> No.23304268

Magpie harpies, they absolutely love to swoop on your dick when you least expe-

>> No.23304271

Are you a bad enough dude to handle a harem of 6 hellhounds?

>> No.23304281

>Mr. Mind
What are the chances? Also I run for my life

>> No.23304282
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Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

>> No.23304285

I wouldn't even want one.

>> No.23304286

Then convert that weak flesh to steel.

>> No.23304289
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no im too sad

>> No.23304306

No, I couldn't even handle one. Which is fine since I don't even like them.

>> No.23304310

>Girtablilu Esdeath
The juxtaposition here is incredibly unfortunate for my ass.

>> No.23304311

That is a LOT of dogs.

>> No.23304313

I'd rather have a harem of nine Cheshires.

>> No.23304325
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Do it with five.

>> No.23304327

>It's just three Cheshires constantly changing clothes and hairstyles.

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>> No.23304329

But my harem is already eight Manticores! And they’re all muscular bikers!

>> No.23304347

My queen is soft-spoken by nature, but when she's on her throne she speaks with a deep and powerful voice. In private she like the slide up next to me and whisper into my ear, her voice tired after a long day of giving orders! The has a habit of holding her vowels and is very embarrassed when people bring it up.
She curses me, of course! But when I'm particularly bad or vexing she has a special punishment in mind. She'll tie me up like a mummy at sunrise the next day, curse me with her most powerful spell and then hang me next to her throne like a side of beef. Her servants will put a jar under me and jerk me off into it throughout the day. She'll refuse to interact with me, completely ignoring my presence except to fill up her goblet with my cum, drinking until the jar is emptied. No one else is allowed to drink it. After sunset she'll take me down, remove the curse and cuddle with me all night, whispering apologies and how much she loves me between kisses.

>> No.23304352

Lots of manticore spines.

>> No.23304359

A light, gentle, airy voice. Highly melodic, and full of youth and energy.

You seem to have the dynamic of our relationship wrong. That being said, were she the dominant one, she'd be inclined to deny me the privilege of gravity for a while, teasing and taunting me all the while.

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>> No.23304366

At least the necks are mostly better

>> No.23304370

I want to be engulfed in that mofu

>> No.23304371

I'm addicted to bugs and Familiars.

>> No.23304379

That's a truly lovely voice! You must cherish the dulcet sounds of her oft-demanding tones decreasing to decadent whispers, delivered only to deserving you!
And that's a particularly barbaric (and very lewd~) punishment! She must intimidate all her grace her court with such a brazen display of dominance!
You must treat her well then, to have her not even entertain the thought of trying to get equal with you!

>> No.23304402
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Fertile slime

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>> No.23304437
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day 1 of not cooming until the portals open

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>> No.23304450
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I want a salamander to molest my face with her tongue

>> No.23304482

>nine massive wagging tails
It'd be a mofustorm every time.

>> No.23304533

There's at least twice that

>> No.23304547 [DELETED] 

>The last question first. The old autarchs, who were not autarchs or called so, did use human soldiers. But the warriors they had created by humanizing animals, and perhaps, in secret by bestializing men, were more loyal. They had to be, since the populace - who hated their rules - hated these inhuman servitors more still. Thus the servitors could be made to endure things that human soldiers would not. They may have been why they were used in the Wall. Or there may be some other explanation entirely.
Your waifu was made to fight aliens!

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>> No.23304565

Some damn good cheese.

>> No.23304566

I think there's some overlap, you might be seeing the base of a tail moving, and the end of a tail moving, and counting the same tail twice

>> No.23304573

I don't normally like slimes, but I'd let that one have her way with me.

>> No.23304580

What happens if I tell a bug that all her eyes are beautiful?

>> No.23304582
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Slow, methodical, and calm!

>> No.23304606
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I want to pay a dragon to be my momster

>> No.23304612

Best girl, would protect.

>> No.23304646
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>complimenting a loli wight by saying she has a lovely plump butt for such a little girl

>> No.23304661

It's funny how Viccy is just Lani with a hat.

>> No.23304672

Anon Viccy is the hat

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Behold, the Kakuen's ultimate move!


>> No.23304676

I'll make you an offer.

You can take the loli lamia or the loli demon, but you cannot have both. Which do you choose?

>> No.23304686


>> No.23304708

Lamia. Then I'll raise her into a mature-bodied snek before taking her as my wife.

>> No.23304714
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I can relate, my gazer waifu is very special to me even if she is jealous and narcissistic and craves attention to an unhealthy degree so much so that my other waifus bully her sometimes

>> No.23304721

The demon. The blue skin, the distinctive horns, the black schlera, the hairstyle and the emphasis on hips and thighs in the profile, and so on, it's all beautiful.

>> No.23304732

She has so many options. Mercilessly milking me. Teasing. Humiliation. Mind fuckery.

The milking would probably be the goto one for if I disappoint her. A handy till my balls are aching, where I don't even get the pleasure of cumming inside.

But if she really wants to get back at me, and I have no clue what I'd need to do to get her this angry, Denial. She engorges herself on my essence so often, and even bothers to stockpile the stuff, so lasting a couple hours or even days would be nothing for her. With all the assets at her disposal, she could take her time, slowly shattering my pride and grinding my will to dust.

Basically goes against the entire relationship I have with her, but I'd have to seriously hurt her for her to do that. Actually not much of a punishment as it is a sign of crisis in the relationship.

>> No.23304734

You'll dick her at least once when she's still a loli...right, anon?

>> No.23304742

You can at least tell the difference between Ilassa, Mari, and Selene

>> No.23304776

>Dutifully butlering at my Dear Hatter Wife's tea party
>Dole out the refreshments, pour the tea for my Dear Wife, dispense some cream for her, then pour a cup of tea for myself and take a drink to settle down
>She gasps dramatically as some of the regulars give a foreboding 'oooOOOooh!'
>Realize I forgot to add milk to my tea!!!
>Spend the next several hours getting my head crushed betwixt the table and her heaving pressing breasts, her engorged and gushing nipples somehow both forced into my overstuffed mouth, desperately trying to swallow as she inundates me with milk endlessly as my body writhes and spasms in orgasm with nowhere else for the mana-rich liquid to go but into cream production
It's very hard being a butler you know! Many things to remember! Its a good thing as an Incubus breathing is very low on the list of necessities!

>> No.23304779

Nope. The only affection she gets are cuddles and headpats. She needs to save up her DE for becoming a snake fertility goddess.

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>> No.23304791

Wikipedia has a well-known article on it

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>> No.23304828

My loli demon would get lots and lots of wife practice, before growing to adult measurements and officially becoming wife.

>> No.23304829

If Viccy is the hat then who's the girl wearing the hat supposed to be?

>> No.23304830

The Jonestown Massacre?

>> No.23304831

I'm picturing a woefully uninformed Order adventuring party crashing through a portal into Wonderland and the first sight they see is one of her tea parties with you in that position and losing 50 sanity points instantly

>> No.23304832

the honey and milk thing?

>> No.23304833

Disposable body

>> No.23304841

oh yes

>> No.23304844

So she picked some random girl off the street and bodysnatched her or an empty homonculus that she made/found?

>> No.23304872

>"Oogh! Eeahr, eee aah eehh!"
>"What was that, Dear Husband? Oh, right! You can't breathe, how predispotsitional of me, there we are, now from the less than middle!"
>"Oh! Dear, we have guests!"
>"Hmhm, so we do~"
>Her eyes shimmer red as spores for a mile around activate alerting every JubJub, Jabberwock, Alice Cheshire or Trumpart to the arrival of said new guests, as the Order troops falter and start running for their virginity
>Cheerily call out to them while waving as my Dear Wife smugly smiles
>"Oh, leaving so soon? Well please join us tomorrow, 9:43 AM not-round! We'd love to have more compaAAUGK-"
>"Back to your punishment, Dear Husband! We'll have to begin from the starting, simply stated!"
Its so nice to have new visitors!

>> No.23304875

Post-orgasm torture

>> No.23304877

>Schirach from Romancing SaGa as Cupid.
So a Cupid who is exceptionally powerful with magic and rules over darkness.

>> No.23304881

Bad husband

Good husband

>> No.23304911

A tiny net

>> No.23304917


Getting bullied by big fluffy hellhound thighs

>> No.23304918

Facesitting, forcing me to lick her to orgasm. Orgasm denial, and then when she decides I’ve had enough she rides me until I’ve been milked dry.

>> No.23305041
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>"T-touch the darkness within me, A-Ashen One."

>> No.23305051

I wish to headpat a kiki and tell her she's doing a good job.

>> No.23305061

>(Ah, she's cute!)

>> No.23305085

when you become the thing you were mocking

>> No.23305106
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>Hellhounds are regarded as being absolutely untamable by humans, but if you have a Dragon may make all the difference.
Wait that's cheating

>> No.23305113

You never add cream to your own tea do you? It seems like keeping the cream separated from the milk must be important.

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>> No.23305123

I feel stupid for not thinking about that loophole first

>> No.23305146
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>tfw no pharaoh momster who loves to tell you bedtime stories
>tfw they will never all be about mothers banging their sons

>> No.23305158

No, never intentionally! I mean, in the most mundane of senses if we're- and let me speak plainly for the plaintiff here- really making a fuckjuice mess of things with cum and milk flying everywhere, then I wouldn't make a big deal out of errant stuff landing in my teacup, but that's not particularly my thing to go for! Her milk, my tea, my cream, her tea, and everyone's happy!

>> No.23305182

She stuffs beans up your nose?

>> No.23305235
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Man, Dark Souls with monster girls would be the best game ever. Well, uh, more monster girls.

>> No.23305258

What if you had a hellhound in a bicorn harem?
A bicorn wouldn't accept anything less than head wife but a hellhound wants to do what they want when they want.

>> No.23305265
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By sitting on my face until I pass out from a lack of clean oxygen. I'm a pretty big guy, so my lungs have a pretty high capacity, so it takes a while, but she seems to like that. A while for the entire surface area of my face being taken up by her beautiful, deliciuos posterior. A while for the pungent aroma of her sweaty groin to permeate my nostrils. A while for the odorous scent of her ass to violate my senses. A while for the only amount of life-giving oxygen that I recieve being the musky air that surrounds her musky thighs. A while for... Oh to hell with it, you fags get the picture.

It's the thinking mans hell, really. Don't let my waifu know, but I secretly hope that she one day loses herself in that, the pleasure of raping my face and nostrils and lungs with her ass and anus and odor, until she kills me from a lack of oxygen to the brain... Really, what a beautiful way to die~!

and then after death she could claim my spirit-soul-flesh to have and to hold and to smother unto all eternity~<3

>> No.23305278

How do I get a demon to "punish" me like this?

>> No.23305310
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>Dark Souls
>Image is clearly full of Bloodborne quotes
Oh whatever
I just wanna fuck Gazer

>> No.23305331

Isn't that the point of contracts?

>> No.23305335
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Now here is a man of resplendent culture! I like this guy, I like the cut of his moxy!

>> No.23305342

>ave maria starts playing

>> No.23305358
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Well the gameplay style is similar enough, and bloodborne arguably has more monster girls anyways. This super cute Doll for instance!

>> No.23305418

Or you could become an undead Incubus and breathe that musk indefinitely.

>> No.23305426
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I uh, somehow forgot about demons' main gimmick. Guess I'll sample a lamentation mushroom now.

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>> No.23305430

>Other waifus
Pathetic. And I'm not just saying that because my Gazer waifu probably hates your Gazer waifu on instinct alone.

>> No.23305431

Reminder that all you have to do is yank a single succubus family girl's tail to marry her

>> No.23305434
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Snuffshit is disgusting but I'd plow that shroom hard

>> No.23305438

>haremfag with a gazer
Who are the other girls?

>> No.23305440

Well, or any Incubus really. Its a day one thing I'd make sure was done with my Dear Wife. But still, I like his enthusiasm! Not the odor stuff so much, but the gusto!

>> No.23305453

What if you thought you were swatting away a kunoichi's knife attack but you were actually grabbing at her tail? Surely she'd understand it was just an accident.

>> No.23305459

It's disgusting because it's just thinly veiled scatfaggotry at this point.

>> No.23305462

Congrats on the new warrior wife!

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>> No.23305474

Kunoichi are for BDSM maledom, followed by anal

>> No.23305491
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I can think of fewer things more frustrating than trying to fight a succ

>> No.23305528

Just don't be the sort of guy she's into.

>> No.23305537

Does it count as maledom if she's just constantly accidentally crashing into things she tangles herself up in, and needs to be rescued with kind words and gentle hands? So clumsy that when she gets out of bed in the morning she ends up tied by her blankets so tightly an Umi-osho would be dripping with envy?

>> No.23305617

trying to fight a succ in old pudding.

>> No.23305628

if i splashed alcohol onto a slime, would she instantly get drunk?

>> No.23305632

it would be very painful

>> No.23305659

I like to think that drinking alcohol out of Shog glasses would get her drunk too. It'd be cute if it worked on all kinds of slimes.

>> No.23305670

Especially the big jiggly butt succs.

>> No.23305726

What about putting alcohol and some essential oils to make a hand sanitizer slime?

>> No.23305759

That thing, hand it over. Your [ Waifu Soul ].

>> No.23305842
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What color lipstick does your dear wife usually wear, anons?

>> No.23305844

>outside of greila's clinic there is a hand sanitizer slime
>everyone is required to sanitize their hands by placing them inside of her breasts before entering

>> No.23305849

The color out of space

>> No.23305855
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I rarely see artists that do full lips well.

>> No.23305856
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Sanks fren, I like the cut of yer jib!

I figured that incubus transformation would proceed death regardless of whether death came or not, so the girlbuttmusk appreciation could continue indefinitly, but I like the way that you think of a contingency plan within the lore to ensure that such a fate it assured! Pardon the olfactophilia stuff if it seems too alien to you, just think of it as the logical conclusion to finding everything about your waifu erotic. Pheromones and what not, doubly so when they are infused with mamano mana!

Heheh, get a load of this fag!

Define "snuff"!

Yes, because clearly appreciating the pheromone and mana laden scents which waft from your waifu's most intimates parts MUST without a doubt be tantamount to liking the smell of poopoo! I am, of course, being sarcastic and implying that you are retarded!

>> No.23305858

>Try to pull away
>She insists you do it for longer, pulling you in up to your elbows

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>> No.23305889

Do non-euclidean lips still tingle when they touch yours?
Ah, now there's a classic. Lewd AND extremely wholesome!
Oh no, by all means! Its the entire basis for the H'Orc, so you're well within your right to enjoy it! Simply not something I personally bring into too much consideration when I contemplate my own hours underneath my mushroom madam's backside!

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>> No.23305901

Same question! >>23305889
Also extremely cute wife! Polite of her to hide most of her eyes while at the beach with you!

>> No.23305902
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you know just because your wife is too dumb to understand proper hygiene doesn't mean that all monster girls are as dumb, right?

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>> No.23305918

That's about the same as my own Dear Wife's! Ha-cha-cha, pinks not pink unless its hot, right~?

>> No.23305930

>Cheshire, none
>Jinko: Ruby red

>> No.23305933

>tfw no stalker mg wife that looks like that

>> No.23305940

All these waifu questions and you keep missing the big ones.

>> No.23305942
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>be playing a DOOM WAD
>everything looks normal so far
>then you enter a certain room
>suddenly a picture of a Cheshire pops up
>lewd pictures and text begin flashing across the screen
>You have fallen victim to a Terri Trap

>> No.23305950

Red against orange is a POWER move! Put her in a warm colored dress and she's unstoppable!
And aw cheshy, spice it up once in a blue moon! Put some purple rings next to the red ones!

>> No.23305959

Normally she prefers a light gloss or, on special occasions, puts on some Egyptian blue. When she's particularly frisky or the Apophis venom overcomes her she wears royal purple or Persian rose to leave a mark (and many more).

>> No.23305965

That it is, especially with tan skin.
And cheshy tried teal lipstick that matches her hair, she felt it was 'too much'.
That being said, she does break it out for special occasions.

>> No.23305967

Delectable~ They'll hardly be able to identify your 'corpse' from the distinct 'discoloration'. Such is 'death' in the desert!

>> No.23305969

>Lawful Neutral

>> No.23305972

Umm..black? None?
It isn't exactly lipstick

>> No.23305974

>NG or CG

>> No.23305986

If its on her lips, and it sticks to your body, its lipstick anon! Black though, hmm... gazer I'm guessing?

>> No.23305987

>Wizard/Warlock (Whatever the female version is, and not sure which one fits better
>She'll interchangeably claim Lawful and Chaotic Evil, but she's clearly Neutral, and possibly Good

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>> No.23306012

>NG Cleric
>LG Paladin

>> No.23306021
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Don't fret anon, she has a good eye for these things~ Ha! Well, you'd know all about something like that, wouldn't you!

>> No.23306039

You know the Spellsword class in Morrowind? Like that, but she has claws instead of a sword.
Chaotic Good

>> No.23306041

Very rarely she will wear a nice deep purple.

>> No.23306046

Now THAT'S my kind of fox!

>> No.23306055

Neutral Good

>> No.23306098

neither of my top waifu choices use makeup as it doesn't suit their environment

>> No.23306169

Priestess/Former Paladin
Neutral Good/Used to be much more Lawful Good

How does one align a Shoggoth Carrier.

>> No.23306185
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Oi, Anon aniki! Come outta quarantine already!

>> No.23306188

>being a head or two taller then the average man and covered in muscles and scars.
Away with this crap (she still can be reasonably fit) and I'm in.

>> No.23306193

>walk past a sabbath church
>hear giggling
>suddenly come across a witch fingering another witch's cunny behind a brick fence
what do, /mgg/?

>> No.23306198

Mind my own business

>> No.23306202

Just keep walking

>> No.23306214

"No, the time alone has made me realize the primacy of 2D!"

>> No.23306215

Grab them and see if they weigh the same as a duck, because something around here is made of wood.

>> No.23306218

as if i would go anywhere near there in the first place

>> No.23306225

What a bossy Fox!

>> No.23306245
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They need their aniki to help fight the gang from the other side of the tracks!

>> No.23306254

She's got a lot of nerve giving orders to her aniki. She best be careful he doesn't remind her who's boss.

>> No.23306272


>> No.23306275
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>Lawful Good
>Representative Fetish: Olfactophilia

>Chaotic Lewd
>Representative Fetish: Tentacles/Slime/Femdom

>True Neutral
>Representative Fetish: Analingus/Femdom

>Will O' The Wisp
>Chaotic Evil
>Representative Fetish: Cunnilingus/Femdom

>Lawful Evil
>Representative Fetish: Yandere/Femdom

>Chaotic Dumbass
>Representative Fetish: Handholding

Gonna be a fun campaign desu

>> No.23306301

>water ranger
>true neutral

>> No.23306320

I like to think my waifu has some type of shaman powers or something. More than likely she is just a rogue. She is probably chaotic neutral or chaotic good depending on point of view.

>> No.23306321

Dragons don't have classes, silly
Chaotic Evil

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>> No.23306342

Well, I mean dragonborn are a thing and they have classes.

>> No.23306343
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Being a Dragon is sufficient.

>> No.23306344

My wife and I would disagree, but to each their own.

>> No.23306352

Present your arguments then.

>> No.23306356

She's a dragon, and a priestess(cleric).

>> No.23306365

Which god?

>> No.23306372

Hathor, Eros, Fallen God, Aries, and Bacchus.

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Where are you going? Come back...

>> No.23306382

>"I'm just going to the bathroom. Don't worry."

>> No.23306384

No! I must check the mailbox! I MUST

>> No.23306395

relax, i'm just going for a jog

>> No.23306403

Just going to the store to buy milk, I'll be back.

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It's a good combo

>> No.23306411

Nice. You should visit my wives church! She is a priestess of Hathor, Eros, and the FG.

>> No.23306430

I sure she'd love to visit and discuss "new forms of worship and rituals," with your wives.

>> No.23306443

What if you try to leave greila hospital insisting Its but a scratch and you're fine despite obviously not.

>> No.23306448

>Lawful Neutral


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>> No.23306463

I want to make the rope portal to MGE-land right about now. It's a lot easier on my sanity than waiting for them to open a portal to us.

>> No.23306481

>Neutral good

>True Neutral (actually Chaotic Good)

>> No.23306488

at least let her replace your limbs

>> No.23306504

>Gremlin finally upgrades her automation to level 3
>Gets autobalanced and has to do it all over again

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>> No.23306536

Suicides just go to regular Hell though.

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What's the female equivalent to masuta/mastah? Mistresu/mistrasu?

>> No.23306603

Let's just stick to Zipangese and say oku-sama.

>> No.23306661

uh oh
i can fix this
i can't fix this

>> No.23306665
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I want to bang my teacher.

>> No.23306692

I don't know if she's my "waifu" or not, I wouldn't know how to tell, but I know thinking about the sweet little Familiar I regularly day/dream about has helped me cope with everything going on lately.

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The forest isn't a nice place anon.

>> No.23306702

That’s definitely how it starts anon.

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Never let preverts live down their preversions

>> No.23306720

Do wizards ride dragons? Imagine a skinny lanky weakling riding on the back of his MERE'd dragon raining down thunderbolts and meteors on approaching armies

>> No.23306729

Joke’s on you anon, I’m proud of my preversions!

>> No.23306731

This! While I may not admit them in public, I'm certainly not going to deny my /d/eviancies!

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Look Anon, ropes! We can use these for big pits!

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>> No.23306748

Ropers are so fucking hot. I'd love to watch a Roper monsterization, then fuck the new Roper into my harem.

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>"He keeps getting caught! Time for another easy scoop!"

>> No.23306757

I can't say I mind.

>> No.23306767

I mean, that's the dream. Though my dragon wife doesn't have wings.

>> No.23306770

Does the Ogre actually work for her or is she just a drunk who is easily manipulated?

>> No.23306775

Being a waifufag is pretty comfy.

>> No.23306790

Living Armor? Better turn her into a tight fitting Nanosuit!

>> No.23306794

Tsundere Lizard girl that insist she doesn't want to fuck you even while riding you cock. Y/N?

>> No.23306798

I could see that. Regardless of what this is, it's definitely comfy.

On a distinctly less-comfy note: most of my sexual fantasies are threesomes/foursomes. I know I wouldn't mind being a haremfag, and multiple girls being involved is a massive fetish of mine. Prior to this phenomenon, my localized orgies were inconsistent - whatever mamono my mind whimmed that day. But now, that sweet, lovely Familiar is always part of them - usually with the fantasies framed as her having brought a "playmate" for us to share. There are, mind, a few recurring species in these fantasies, but she's the only recurring character, so to speak.

>> No.23306803

>have a dream about being an adventurer
>manage to wander into a pocket dimension filled with lots of cute shortstack monsters who become my wives and live a comfy life with them
>one day, get called back to do some big quest
>wives aren't happy about that
>make a mad dash for the pocket dimension's exit, dodging every magic spell they can throw at me to stop me
>just before jumping through the exit, I promise them I'll return, then leave
>some of them cry
>return to the outside world to find time has moved faster outside and a few decades have passed
>wake up
Felt pretty bad leaving them behind...

>> No.23306817

too bad you didn't think of taking them with you

>> No.23306818

Yes. She'll have to acknowledge my strength when my sperm overpowers her eggs.

>> No.23306820

But rope Monsterization requires another roper or tentacle plants and also your cock to complete. Are you sure anon?
It is really hot though.

>> No.23306823

I'll pass.

>> No.23306830

Being a waifufag is different for everybody anon, it’s a very personal thing. No need to feel bad about it, maybe someday other members might recur as your Familar has, or maybe not. You just gonna go with the flow.

>> No.23306841

Of course. I'd love to bait pull this on an Order nunnery, a group of female street thieves, or an adventuring party that sees me as a threat.

>> No.23306850

Why do I just imagine this being expressed with JRPG terms. Like, you fuck her so hard that you accidentally crit while cumming inside of her and give her twins.

>> No.23306858

If it worked like that, I would prefer to be able to get exploding crits

>> No.23306877

I can relate to that desire. Although i am partial to the other Parasite trapping and corrupting those groups would be quite enjoyable to watch and partake in.

>> No.23306908

I'd love the idea of the first girl who gets infected yuri/tentacle raping her closest friend, then holding open each of her holes for me to fuck.

>> No.23306909

>Anon cums inside Lizard girl
>[CRIT]X2 - [Explidong critical] is now active
>Anon fills lizard girl to the brim with cum
>Rolling for Lizard girl eggs deference
>Fail! Lizard girl now has [impregnation] status
>Lizard girl mental resistance fell, Lizard girl now has [Mere female lizard] status!

>> No.23306918

That's good to hear. And yeah, I definitely feel like a harem will come naturally - it just feels right to me.

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>> No.23306932

Ganbatte anon.

>> No.23306944

Can be for little girls too!

>> No.23306957

>[CRIT] - Status change [Pregnant]!
>[CRIT]X2 - Upgrade [Twins] acquired!
>[CRIT]X3 - Upgrade [Triplets] acquired!
>[CRIT]X4 - Upgrade [Quadruplets] acquired!
>[CRIT]X5 - Upgrade [Quintuplets] acquired!
>"No, stop! I'm gonna go crazyyyyyyy!"
>[CRIT]X6 - Upgrade [Sextuplets] acquired!

>> No.23306974

Skeleton is my favorite of the undead girls.

>> No.23306975

Yeah same here. Basically going through them one by one until the whole group is my parasite harem.

>> No.23306987

do you prefer harpies with wings for arms or wings on the back? i prefer the latter since it seems more practical

>> No.23307001

Arms, back, head, lower back, be not afraid

>> No.23307003

Oh, once the first girl and her closest friend are infected, I'll have them have their way with the rest while bringing them to me to finish as they please.

>> No.23307004

Your tastes are terrible.

>> No.23307019

Wing arms are cuter and more monstrous.

>> No.23307032

Imagine what a mess she would be after getting her womb crit so many times.
I bet she would also get permanent weakness against anons dick.

>> No.23307069

I'd bully her so hard about it.
>she's checking her status after she wakes up from her orgasm-induced blackout
>[Status Ailment] [Cocksleeve] - Attacks from [Anon's Dick] do double damage.
>"What is the bullshit? It has to be a glitch!"
>you whip out your dick in front of her
>she instantly gets wet
Can't wait for her to give birth an get the Broodmother perk that makes it easier to crit her womb.

>> No.23307115

That works as well. Having your two wives lewd their former allies before presenting them to you is top tier as well.

>> No.23307141

I'll even bring some corruption fruit and ink for Dark Insignia. Then the leaders of my new harem can choose which hole - or where on their skin - the initiatory cumshot will be absorbed.

>> No.23307171

I'm so gonna abuse her [Cocksleeve] Status.
Try as she might, she can't help but spread her leg when she sees my cock. I also bet her shame and pride is set to 0 while she does.
Gonna give her [cumdump] and [addicted: anons cum] as well.

>> No.23307173

It will be quite the party! May want to do it in a more secluded area though. The moans before may not be to loud as the initial two go around tentacle and yuri raping the rest, but the orgy after may be hard to hide. Luckily i am sure some secluded order nunneries exist.

>> No.23307174

I want a group of Devil Bugs to circleschlick around me and squirt all over me!

>> No.23307180

That's the advantage to the three groups I targeted - nunneries and rogues' hideouts are both secluded as is, and the adventurers would likely corner me in my own home.

>> No.23307187

What I wouldn't give to see her reaction as she sees the [Broodmother] perk pop up on her status screen.

>> No.23307225
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>Lawful evil

>> No.23307247

True. Although it sounds dangerous to let the adventurers into your house. Unless you have tentacle pit traps and are able to single them out. Eventually introducing the to first monsterized back to the group where they can infect.

>> No.23307255

I'd infect the healer first, then challenge the rest to a "fair" fight. Tentacle traps all around, of course, but when they need "healing", they get a little more than they ask for.

>> No.23307337

How do you make her get the [in love] status?

>> No.23307443

Good strategy and it will get them used to the new way they will be healed early.

>> No.23307450

Did you spec into [Kissing] or [Loving embrace]?

>> No.23307460

Lich is a cute.

>> No.23307467

Thanks my dude!

>> No.23307503
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Ohayou anyon! How do you want to be raped today? Gangbang? Amazon position? Pegging? Homewrecker blackmails you into reverse rape? Let me know, otherwise I'll decide for you!

>> No.23307507

all kuus are cute

>> No.23307513

step on me with your cute paws!

>> No.23307564

Lovingly mindbroken, but only slightly mindbroken.

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How do I escape a lamia’s coils?

>> No.23307636

Gangbanged sounds nice.

>> No.23307678

Tell her you don't want to fuck her either.

>> No.23307679

Would a bicorn homewrecker be a homebuilder?

>> No.23307700

Yeah, amazon position sounds good to me.

>> No.23307703

Bicorns would probably be into homewrecking as a method of harem building. Baiting monsters into fucking her husband "behind her back".

>> No.23307710

I bet ”I wouldn’t fuck you” is a pretty harsh insult to MGs.

>> No.23307725

Monster girls hate infidelity though regardless of which way it goes.

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The quarantine continues.

>> No.23307759

Those are some fat snek tats.

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