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>> No.23307843
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23307843

Get back here and marry me before I pound your face in you lil shit

>> No.23307848
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23307848

Kiss the buffies

>> No.23307972
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23307972

At any rate, feral cows.

>> No.23307990

>>23307972
That one doesn't look very feral to me but I'm gonna lasso her anyway.

>> No.23308000

>>23307848
i'd prefer to kiss a meaty tail

>> No.23308066

>>23307990
Of course she's feral! Look at that underwear. She's a beast!

>> No.23308069
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>>23308000
You could do both.

>> No.23308084

>>23308066
Then I'll rut her like one and bring her back to my farm!

>> No.23308092

>>23308069
Fit lizard girls are the best.
For fighting, fucking and loving.

>> No.23308098

>>23308069
this is true

>> No.23308107
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23308107

Gooey love

>> No.23308118
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23308118

>>23308107
gooey wife

>> No.23308161

How would one massage a slime?

>> No.23308184

>>23308161
Apply a binding agent to make her more solid.

>> No.23308188

>>23308184
Instructions unclear, I think she's just staying in the ropes to humor me.

>> No.23308197
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23308197

>>23308188
>ropes
That's not what a binding agent means! Kids these days don't know nothing!

>> No.23308266

>>23308092
>Fit lizard girls are the best.
What about lizard wizards

>> No.23308290

There's a fairly talented MG RP'er you-know-where, so I've been perusing the archives like the degenerate coomer I know I am.

So how's everyone else?

>> No.23308302

>>23308290
>Roleplayer
Fuck off

>> No.23308337

>>23308266
Muscle wizards.

>> No.23308354

This lewd, dangerous Yeti looks like she wants to lock me in her cabin
https://twitter.com/genuinefrugert/status/1244617260586512384

>> No.23308357
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23308357

I need a succi girl so I can lick her tail like a lollipop

>> No.23308362

>>23308290
>you-know-where
What? On /trash/? /ntr/?
I honestly don'tr know what you're referring to and I don't know if I care to find out.

>> No.23308367

>>23308357
I'm gonna do this until she's a in a pool of her own juices.

>> No.23308426

>>23308290
/erp/?
That's the only thread I seen monster girl stuff like that in while scouring the archives for missing drawthread content.

>> No.23308471

>>23308354
I want to play that ass like bongos

>> No.23308593
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23308593

Stretchy anime meat really is the best

>> No.23308617

>>23308197
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.23308623

>>23308357
I want to do this to a bunch of alps until they are begging for a good dicking.

>> No.23308646

Bully alps until they leave you alone. Or just sic a large pack of wild feral muscled Hellhounds at them and they won't be bothering you for a while. Of course this method can backfire horribly if the Hellhounds go after YOU instead. Getting teased by Alps AND fucked by Hellhounds, truly a terrible fate.

>> No.23308706

>>23308646
But I don't want the alps to leave me alone. I want to knock them up with my daughters while being smug.

>> No.23308814

>>23308706
Well then too bad, those Alps are just gonna laugh at you for summoning feral Hellhounds in heat.

>> No.23308857

>>23308814
But I don't even like Hellhounds. Why would anyone summon them?

>> No.23308939

>>23307833
Do you think Dormice are sensitive about how their fluffy tail has so much less mofu that other fluffy tailed monsters?

>> No.23309015
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23309015

>>23308593
Full of protein and nutrients

>> No.23309027

>>23308939
They're too sleepy to care. They just want someone to cuddle with in bed

>> No.23309088

>>23309015
If he touches that it's like saying yes to marriage

>>23308593
I'd pet and feed this wolfu

>> No.23309096

So, the current poll option in the lead is
>Man running monster girl orphanage has a girl come back to adopt him
What kind of monstergirl should it be? I had someone suggest Troll.

>> No.23309155

>Grilled Cheese is still hanging in there

>> No.23309165
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>>23309096
Troll is good.

>> No.23309171

>>23309096
Troll sounds like a good choice for me. I think Titania or Echidna could fit too.

>> No.23309185
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>>23309088
>"Do what I did when I was dating your father, leave a juicy, succulent stretchy meat on his doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run away! He'll know who it's from"
>Are you sure this works mom? Awa...

>> No.23309198

>>23309185
Wendis these days don't even hunt their mate meat, they just order it and have it delivered!

>> No.23309228
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>>23309155
Honestly, if you're trying to lure a sleep mouse, don't bother with cheese bait. Change your methods. Just go up to one while she's sleeping, carry her home, and cuddle her in bed until you get the urge to fuck her. Then fuck her hard, even if she's asleep. She'll enjoy it.

>> No.23309244

>>23309198
They would go to the diner for a date if they could

>> No.23309258
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23309258

>search booru for monster_girl cheek_kiss
>only one result with a guy

>> No.23309281

>>23309096
Echidna Is the only right answer.

>> No.23309299

>>23309228
What about luring a Succubus?

>> No.23309308

>>23309299
Just yank her tail

>> No.23309327

>>23309308
But how does a succubus respond to a grilled cheese?

>> No.23309335

>>23309327
Indifferent

>> No.23309355
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First day of the month. It's rabbit rabbit time

>> No.23309363

>>23309355
You're early Miss Rabbit!

>> No.23309370

>>23309363

she's an australian rabbit

>> No.23309400
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>> No.23309404

maledom is cringe

>> No.23309442

>>23309185
>>23309198
>>23309244
How would Sam Porter Bridges handle delivering meat lovers pizza in a region with Wendis?

>> No.23309459

>>23309442
Literally who?

>> No.23309467

>>23309442
>Porter Bridges
A little on the nose don’t you think?

>> No.23309468

Can even the rapey-est of monsters comfort you or give you space during your darkest hours?

>> No.23309476

>>23309459
Norman Reedus in the remake of Postman

>> No.23309488
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23309488

Rapehounds are weak to attacks from behind.

>> No.23309508 [SPOILER] 
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23309508

Okay, okay, what if...Amazonian Dorf.

>> No.23309513

>>23309508
Those are called pygmies

>> No.23309528

>>23309508
I will not have them in a house, I will not have them with a mouse. I will not have them in a box, I will not have them with a fox. I will not have them here or there, I will not have them anywhere!

>> No.23309540

>>23309468
My wife hates pitiful scenes, so she would feel not only obligated, but motivated to help.

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>>23309513
>Comparing dorfs to something like Pygmies

>> No.23309592

What is the best species for getting mindbroken by?

>> No.23309595

>>23309592
Familiar

>> No.23309616

>>23309592
lamia tongue

>> No.23309705
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23309705

My lord! Shall I pursue Lu Bu?

>> No.23309707

New comm of my wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/4f64n3.png

>> No.23309725

>>23309707
wew

>> No.23309749

>>23307843
>things a Hellhound would never say
The way the damn mutts act you'd think humans were made out of popsicle sticks and paper mache.

>> No.23309767

>>23308939
I personally like the subtle mofu.

>> No.23309780

>>23309595
SQUISHY
LOLI
PAWS

>> No.23309819
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23309819

>>23309592
It's more of a recalibration, though

>> No.23309822

>>23309707
>Tail curling
Very nice. Nice to see someone take a high orc as their wife

>> No.23309831

>>23309749
Imagine Hellhound's shock when she finds out her son wants to become a boxer.

>> No.23309859

>>23309592
Shoggoth

>> No.23309864

>>23309831
>I wanna be a police officer!
>Just like you, Mom!

>> No.23309886

>>23309822
Thanks! The tail curling is one of my favorite parts of the comm!

>> No.23309938

>>23309831
I bet she would be proud of him.

>> No.23309943

>>23309707
Amazon is top tier. Nice image horcfag!

>> No.23309950

>>23309864
The tears of pride and worry extinguished her eye flames for a while that day

>> No.23309961

>>23309938
until she find him working at a warehouse.

>> No.23309971

>>23309831
>>23309864
>>23309938
>>23309950
The maternal instincts is far stronger than the monster instincts

>> No.23309983

>>23309971
>maternal instincts
What does that even mean?

>> No.23310008

>>23309983
Maternal instinct, also known as Amaternal bondis therelationshipbetween amotherand her child. While typically associated withpregnancyandchildbirth, a maternal bond may also develop in cases where the child is unrelated, such as anadoption.

Both physical and emotional factors influence the mother-childbondingprocess. Inseparation anxiety disordera child becomes fearful and nervous when away from a loved one, usually a parent or other caregiver. New mothers do not always experience instant love toward their child. Instead, the bond can strengthen over time. Bonds can take hours, days, weeks, or months to develop.
This bond is observed across numerous species

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>>23309831
>>23309864
>Don't you EVER let me catch you using that kind of language in this house again.

>> No.23310065

>>23310035
B-but I just want to grow up to be as big and strong as you!

>> No.23310089

>>23310065
then you need a traning montage.

>> No.23310096
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>>23310065
Man's place is in the kitchen and the bedroom.

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>>23310065
>And that's a fine goal. But there are ways to do that without senselessly putting yourself in a danger that wouldn't phase a monster.
>It's for your own good and the good of everyone who cares about you.

>> No.23310123

>>23310107
>>23310096
Whatever mom! I'm joining the army then!

>> No.23310160

>>23310123
>son bursts out of the house in tears
>Hellhound mom figures he's just having a phase and will be back in time for supper
>supper time comes
>he's still not home yet
>like a flick of the switch, she bursts out of the house tracking his scent
>tearing up the small town in the process
>finds him in the Armed Forces Career Center
HFW

>> No.23310194

>>23310160
Serves her right for trying to smother her son.

>> No.23310212

>>23310194
He'd definitely be the shy boy in bootcamp. All the other boys raised by more supportive and caring momsters would be far more outgoing

>> No.23310222

How would a bunch of momsters and oneesans react to their sons and brothers all being in a Fight Club?

>> No.23310268

>>23310222
Quarantine.

>> No.23310281
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23310281

Monstergirls with large horns

>> No.23310294

>>23310281
>horns damaged by door frame
All size and no substance

>> No.23310310

what happens if i feed a slime some sugar?

>> No.23310360

>>23310008
Bond? I've never seen a mother see her son as anything more than a tool or a doll.

>> No.23310374

>>23310360
You don't need to project your terrible family onto everything else anon.

>> No.23310392

>>23310374
Not just mine. All my friends experienced the same. All my mother's friends treated their sons the same. Teachers, distant relatives, all the same.

>> No.23310413
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>>23310392
Unfortunate, since I and most of my friends would not say the same.

>> No.23310417

>>23310413
Strange. Maybe it's just a phenomenon of where I'd lived most of my life.

>> No.23310422

>>23310392
Sorry your life sucks bro

>> No.23310455

>>23310422
Doesn't suck so much any more.

>> No.23310459

>>23310413
That's a huge girl

>> No.23310462

>>23310459
That means she's got huge tits.

>> No.23310477

>>23310310
It becomes a crazy slime!

>> No.23310492

>werewolf can't relax without your scent
>she has to huff your clothes when you aren't around

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Smug bunyips!

>> No.23310582
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>>23310568

>> No.23310583

I desire a kingdom of bug girls.

>> No.23310588
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>>23310582

>> No.23310602

>>23310462
Grope and milk!

Grope and milk her huge tits!

>> No.23310640

>>23310583
To elaborate, my harem would be expansive, and have multiple castes - all girls in my harem would be nobility, and our offspring will fill our kingdom.

My innermost harem, the queen caste, will consist of Khepri, a fertile Giant Ant, and a Soldier Beetle. They live directly in the main palace with me, share a room with me, and are treated as a normal harem.
The next caste, the courtesan caste, will consist of Vampire Mosquitos, Oomukades, and Devil Bugs. They live in their own wings of the main palace, and are treated in a manner less befitting a wife and more befitting - from day to day and girl to girl - a friend (with benefits), a mistress in an affair, a common slut, or a whore.
Below that is the servant caste, the lowest of the three, and will consist of the worker Giant Ants and Honeybees. They have living chambers befitting of their masochistic, subservient desire to submit - still within humane levels of treatment, though - around the palace. Any member of my harem at a higher caste may freely make commands of a servant caste, or use her for our own sexual desires as we please.

Any daughter born to any caste is raised in the main palace - a servant who bears a child is brought into the main palace under special conditions at this time - until she is of age to start having sexual desires of her own, at which point she is given territory in the surrounding kingdom.

>> No.23310642

>>23310588
"Typical of lamia, they prefer to coil their serpentine lower half around their husband's body and use their entire body to embrace him. From the way they closely adhere to their husband with the entirety of their body, we can see the obsession with males typical of serpent monsters, but at the same time, the seemingly genuine happiness they appear to exhibit as they draw their face close to their husband makes them also appear just like a little girl hugging a precious stuffed toy and refusing to let go. "

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>tfw you literally level up your SP which is used for skills by fucking monster girls in Succubus Affection

>> No.23310658

>>23310642
I'm for being squeezed by a bunyip and her rubbing her cheek against my face.

>> No.23310683

>>23310651
Gussy

>> No.23310697
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23310697

Bend submissive little girls over furniture

>> No.23310698

>>23310651
horse pussy
snake cloaca
dolphin vagina
spider snatch
bird hole
slime poontang
cat pink taco
dog axe wound
bull coochie
goat cunny
demon velvet sausage wallet

>> No.23310722

>>23310697
Not a big fan of Anubis in particular, but I agree with the sentiment.

>> No.23310727
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23310727

>>23310642
Full body snuggles are best snuggles

>> No.23310736

>>23310698
I thought it was a fortune cookie for dogs.

>> No.23310751

>>23310736
why would it be fortune cookie for dog?

>> No.23310789

>>23310751
I don’t know. What animal am I thinking of?

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>>23310651
>>23310698

>> No.23310804

>>23310789
a hobbit?

>> No.23310831

>>23309258
Be the change you want to see, Anon. Draw mamano smooches!
>>23309281
>implying an echidna put her firstborn daughter into an orphanage
I like being-adopted-by-an-echidna as much as anyone else, but let's do a different premise, yea?

>> No.23310874

>>23310697
>not growing in magical proficiency enough to bend a submissive little girl over invisible surfaces out of nowhere
The bending her over and fucking her is physical - maintaining the surface is a a matter of magical proficiency.

>> No.23310898

>>23307972
Even more horrifying than the docile ones. At least the normal Holsts aren't likely to pursue me.

>> No.23310948

New waifu sketch! Keeping up the recent trend of her looking a bit more motherly.

http://imgbox.com/kXjdDjvx

>> No.23310958

>>23310722
Which species of little girl would you like to bend over things?

>> No.23310960

>>23310948
Delightful!

>> No.23310976

>>23310948
>http://imgbox.com/kXjdDjvx
[email protected] Dog [email protected]

>> No.23310977

>>23310948
How is a man supposed to handle a wonderfully thick Anubis like that?

>> No.23310998

>>23310958
Familiar is by and far my favorite, but I also like Alices, Witches, Ratas, Baphs, Alraune/Liliraune, Ropes, and Parasite Slime as lolis.

>> No.23311004

>>23310977
Lots and lots of worshipping (aka massaging) her!

>> No.23311026
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>> No.23311113

Bully and alp until they bully you back with their tits.

>> No.23311114
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Breaking the speed limit with my Kasha wife!

>> No.23311126

>>23311114
Which 2hu is this?

>> No.23311139

>>23311126
Orin

>> No.23311141

>>23311126
Orin in clothes more Japanese than her usual.

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>>23311126
Orin forma Japonesa

>> No.23311145

>>23311139
>>23311141
>>23311143
Orinmind

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Oh right, 'nother Scylla butt.
https://twitter.com/saucymojo/status/1244950831419387905

>> No.23311167

>>23311114
Kasha wheels are technically not motorized vehicles in most states so you can drive them intoxicated as well!

>> No.23311168

>>23311114
Nice fire wheels you Ne Zha wannabe.

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Tell me the ways you subdue troublesome monsters

>> No.23311220

>>23311193
>”If you keep acting out like this dear, then no more cuddling for a month!”
>this also works with Mayadere girls too

>> No.23311237

>>23311193
Core fondling

>> No.23311257

>>23311193
Wouldn't she suffocate?

>> No.23311266

>>23311257
Probably, but with MAMONOMANA™ who knows?

>> No.23311269

>>23311257
Oxygen is for pussies.

>> No.23311280

>>23311193
Time-stop fields are probably the most 'thorough' and reliable way, but it makes it hard to also do fun things to them. Best used a preliminary while you set up whatever equipment you need to get them tied up after the fact.
For very strong beast-mamano: Physical bindings can work, but it's best to place them in positions where they are at a leverage disadvantage. Temporary confusion or paralysis is useful for cases where maneuvering may be necessary.
Magically-inclined mamano are trickier, not least because the smarter ones will sense your time-trap. They do not need strong physical restraints, but some kind of spell nullification is essential. Teleportation deadfall generators may be useful for keeping the quicker-witted pinned down, at least momentarily.
Some mamano are too strong or magical to be compelled by force, but may be compelled through the trickery of a magical contract (spoken or otherwise). This is unlikely to work in a second attempt, however..
And, at the end of the day, some monsters just can't be bound in any reasonable way. Your best bet is to hope that she has some kind of emotional entanglement with you, and use leverage that way.

>> No.23311306

>>23311147
Delicious

>> No.23311338

>>23311266
Fair point. I guess monster girls that are into Erotic asphyxiation could probably be "suffocating" for like an hour or more without issue.

>>23311269
Lich-chan, people need air to survive.

>> No.23311366
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>>23311193
>>23311220
Cuddle starved troublemaker Yetis get scarf bondage to calm them down

>> No.23311383

>>23311193
I don't get this fetish. I get the bondage part, but why the increasingly redundant layers of cloth?

>> No.23311385

>>23311220
>this also works with Mayadere girls too
I want to do this against a mayadere demon.

>> No.23311407

>>23311383
Apparently, jam orbital, the artist, is really, really, really into this kind of stuff. I don't know if they're a he or she.
I just really like the image because it's an edit. When you see it you'll probably hate me for it.

>> No.23311430

>>23311407
I suppose that fills in the blanks.

>> No.23311456

>>23311193
>When your wife refuses to stay home during the quarantine so you have to tie her up and put a face mask on her.

>> No.23311457

>>23309961
Oh no, honest labor.

>> No.23311460

>>23311383
Jam orbital is the high patron saint of gag art on the internet, they’ve been drawing this kind of thing for well over a decade. As things tend to go with horny fucks on the internet, after that long your fetishes tend to get more extreme.

>> No.23311471

Chapter 34 is up

https://pastebin.com/QdJuaidA

How's the home life treating you lads? Is being around your wife all the time driving you crazy?

>> No.23311473

>>23311385
>"No cuddles huh? We'll see about that...

>> No.23311475

Once Shoggy finds out about massage chairs, she'll get really excited about making one for her master.

>> No.23311487
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23311487

With power granted to you by an all powerful interdimensional succubus you can impregnate three canon MGE characters or OCs, who and why?

>> No.23311498

>>23311487
Probably the same familiar 3 times

>> No.23311499
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23311499

>It's spring but everyone is indoors
How long until they start breaking into anon's homes to bite them?

>> No.23311501

>>23311193
Demon silver whip.
Hijacked hieromancy stolen from some Order goons.
Bottled shirohebi flame.

>> No.23311505

>>23311147
Hurry up and re-up your pastes

>> No.23311529

>>23311487
I don't know if my waifu counts as an OC but her.

>> No.23311568

>>23311147
That you, Silent?

>> No.23311584

>>23311499
I want to fug that bug!

>> No.23311679

What's your waifu's specials?
Supers?

>> No.23311712

>>23311679
shes not retarded

>> No.23311734

>>23311487
My wife, my other wife and my third wife.

>> No.23311736
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>>23311114
Wheels of fire burn the night
Ride across the sky
Wheels of fire burning bright
We live to ride

>> No.23311748

>>23311473
>"See, on page 37, paragraph 6, section 3-C it stats that..."
>"Well long story shot I'm gonna rape you if you don't cuddle me."

>> No.23311750

>>23311736
Welcome to the broken low
Welcome to the famous disco night
Come on lady, come and go
Come on lady, get me one for right

>> No.23311764

>>23311193
Fingers

>> No.23311798

>>23311679
You've just reminded me that I haven't played any fightan games in over a year.

>> No.23311802

New comm of my other wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/3jyy1p.jpg

>> No.23311809

>>23311802
Nose deep.

>> No.23311810

>>23311802
Does she really appreciate you recording yourself eating her ass?

>> No.23311832

>>23311810
It wasn't my idea to record it. It was her idea.

>> No.23311837

>>23311802
How long can you last in the pit?

>> No.23311883

how many harpies could one feasibly snuggle with at once?

>> No.23311886
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lets talk about ocelomehs

>> No.23311897

>>23311886
>Hard femdom
nyet

>> No.23311902

>>23311883
>One on each arm
>Two on each leg
>One nuzzling my crotch
>One cuddling my back
>One cuddling my chest
>A lightweight harpy on my shoulders

I'd say my limit for feasibility is seven.

>> No.23311904

>>23311810
Anon please

He's clearly eating pussy

>> No.23311908

>>23311897
the only thing hard is the ocelomeh's husband's dick after harassing him haha

>> No.23311909

>>23311886
>Hard femdom
Si

>> No.23311918

>>23311909
but you can have soft femdom and bow to your mistress without looking like a suck-up, y'know, for laughs?

>> No.23311933

>>23311886
See >>23311764

>> No.23311935

>>23311748
That just means cuddles are getting pushed back another week

>> No.23311937

I want to have an anal only relationship with a Kikimora until she snaps and forces me to impregnate her in a frenzied haze.

>> No.23311940

>>23311487
Do 2hus count?

>> No.23311947

>>23311918
Soft on the streets, hard on the sheets

>> No.23312008
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>>23311937
Ah, another patrician of taste.

>> No.23312051
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23312051

I wanna refuse to pet a kobold in heat until she can't take it anymore and pounces on me licking my face while forcing all the juice outta me

>> No.23312065

I want to teach an Ant Arachne to be a productive member of society and get her mooching ass off my couch.

>> No.23312079

>>23311471
Reading now. Thanks.

>> No.23312082

>>23311937
Swap anal for oral and I'd do it.

>> No.23312108

hey, new here, is loli discussion allowed on here?

>> No.23312118

>>23312108
Yes.

>> No.23312121

>>23312108
You must be new to this entire website. This place is like grand cunny central.

>> No.23312133
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>>23312108
Loli is very welcome

>> No.23312150

>>23312108
Yeah but /d/ tier fetishes are not.

>> No.23312152

>>23311193
All of Wonderland needs dildo gags.
Especially Cheshire Cats

>> No.23312156

I want to meet the Ancient wise elf women of the forest. I hear she hates it when you insult her age.

>> No.23312163

>>23312150
MGE has rape, is that good?

>> No.23312165

>>23312152
Based.

>> No.23312167

>>23312108
not everyone here likes it, myself included, but it is accepted

>> No.23312176

>>23312150
I'm not sure if I should reply "that's literally all fetishes outside of scat, gore, and furry" or "that's blatantly not true"

>> No.23312177

>>23312163
MGE rape is more femdom/maledom where everybody ends up enjoying it more than real rape.

>> No.23312179

>>23312163
So long as it's not like snuff or crap like that you're good.

>> No.23312203
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ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>> No.23312228

>>23312203
Stop yelling mom! I’ll come worship you after I’m done with my homework!

>> No.23312240

>>23312108
Sabbath is a major part of MGE lore, it must be awkward to talk about in places that are 100% against loli.

>> No.23312242
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23312242

ALL HAIL GAZER

>> No.23312248
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>>23312108
Welcome to 4chan. Don't mention alps, or anything that you would see on /d/. Basically, furrys, giantess, vore, snuff, bestiality, probably missing some.

>> No.23312264

>>23312248
>or anything that you would see on /d/
Damn fellas, monster girls as a whole are cancelled...

>> No.23312281

>>23312264
you need to go back

>> No.23312297

>>23312281
You need to word your posts better.

>> No.23312306
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>>23312203
I’d rather hang out with her cooler rivals

>> No.23312316
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>>23312248
>Spoiler
Do you really let a handful of autists dictate your posting behavior? All of that, minus the snuff, is canon in MGE, much to the dismay of said autists. I'll fuck alps any day of the week. I'll go full degenerate with them too

>> No.23312321
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23312321

One little spoiler to bait butthurt anons, found out how today!

>> No.23312328

>>23312321
This damn cat.

>> No.23312331

>>23312316
I'm pretty certain that his mindset is "if it's posted here and I like it then it must not be /d/"

>> No.23312339

>>23312331
I've no idea what /d/ even looks like in the current era. There was a lot of dicks many years ago.

>> No.23312345

Let us discuss big girls.

Not too big 8-9 feet is the max.

>> No.23312346
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>>23312248
>>23312108
oh yeah i forgot to mention, you literally cant mention what you cant mention without people getting mad and baited into posting about it in retaliation

>> No.23312347
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23312347

>>23312108
You're not fooling me, Familiar&Bunyip Agency. It's allowed.

>> No.23312353

Has it really been [x amount of time]?

Report and ignore everything in this tedious and time consuming conversation.

>> No.23312354

>>23312346
>>23312321
>merely pretending
Posting cropped monstergirl art doesn't suddenly stop it from being shitposting

>> No.23312360
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23312360

How would an rpg conversation with a Cheshire Cat npc go? Maybe she'll have a quest?

>> No.23312375

>>23312360
Maybe we'll find out when KC finishes the game in 7 years.

Probably involves a quest filled with seemingly unrelated tasks, and seemingly unthreatening hazards that turn out to be a big deal. And rather erotic.

I want to do quests for a Gazer

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>>23312354
oh did you want a uncropped cheshire pic, let me spoonfeed it to you! dont need to be so coy and say it in such a roundabout way!

>> No.23312378

>>23312360
Cheshire would be a player in MMO that pretends to be an NPC to screw with you.

>> No.23312379

>>23312316
Some people just find it easier to tiptoe than dealing with the meltdowns. They riot over something every few days or so, so eventually the problem will take care of itself one way or another.

>> No.23312382

>>23312360
>Bacon_

>> No.23312385

>>23312376
Uh oh, you're approaching avatar use!

>> No.23312387
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23312387

can monsters work well with very short hair like?

>> No.23312390

>>23312360
>That wall there is an illusion, if you hit it with your sword it'll reveal a secret.

>> No.23312392

>>23312378
I mean, if I wanted to cosplay as an NPC in an MMO... I'd go with Cheshire.

>>23312387
Are those tennis balls? They look like tennis balls.

>> No.23312394

Becoming addicted to Cheshire kisses!

>> No.23312400
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>>23312387
Short hair is fine.

>> No.23312407

>>23312390
Weak
>"There's a secret if you jump down this cliff"

Or better yet
>"Hey, there's something below this cliff. Take a look!"
> Kicks

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>>23312385
wow, you're really mad!

>> No.23312419

>>23312400
give her small but perky tits and she's a perfect fighter waifu

>> No.23312424

>>23312177
Even getting level drained in MGE ends up with you getting stronger in the end

>> No.23312430

>>23312392
tennis balls? all i see is one of Athena's most interesting designs

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>>23312407
>O-Oh, hey you're back! Sorry about kicking you down that cliff, just a prank, y'know?

>> No.23312441

>>23312394
i wish a cheshire would tease me for liking her big paws

>> No.23312443

This makes me wonder...

Hey Hatterfag, how does your wife deal with pesky pussies pestering her party-goers?

>> No.23312455

>>23312443
kaioken

>> No.23312456

>>23312441
I wish a cheshire would make me her mind broken slut with her big paws

>> No.23312460
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>>23312387
very well actually. but 2001 athena is the smallest amount of hair a monster can have

>> No.23312469

>>23312424
like goku?

>> No.23312471

>>23312360
You can't tell whether her dialogue breaks the 4th wall or not. Other characters react with confusion or irritation when you pick the obviously unfitting joke dialogue option, while she always laughs or adds onto it. But if you romance her all her scenes are saccharinely sweet and shy, to the point of seeming pure and innocent.

>> No.23312479

>>23312455
kaio-what?

>> No.23312485

>>23312360
>Hey, I got an invitation to one of Hatter-san's tea parties, you wanna go crash it?

>> No.23312493

>>23311748
>Sure, go ahead. Rape me
>Anon keeps his hands behind his back as he lies down and doesnt touch her at all, with a dead fish look on his face
>she wrings his dick and rubs herself all over him
>She goes from seductive to frenzied to desperate till she's not even moving, just sobbing on anon's chest begging for forgiveness and atleast handholding

>> No.23312496

>>23312360
>I heard the local Jabberwock gained weight again! Nyahahaha!

>> No.23312504

>>23312360
"-Nothing unusual here."

>> No.23312515

>>23312424
Haha...but what if you didn't want to get stronger, or the girl's idea of strength was a bit different...haha...

>> No.23312519

>>23312443
Good question! My Dear Wife will shoo any guests who are genuinely trying to make it difficult for others to have a good time, but usually their mischief is right in line with the parties! At worst, she may fling a scone at one to get her to stay in line, that is, stay out of line! The bigger disrupters are those who aren’t being irreverent and nonsensical!

>> No.23312525

is kc ok with mother son incest if through time travel shenanigans you are your own father?

>> No.23312532

>>23312407
>>23312432
I murdered Patches on my first playthrough, that's not the mood Cheshire should get people into.

>> No.23312552

>>23312493
Given how affectionate most monsters are, withholding affection is probably even more painful than usual. It wouldn't even need to be too intentionally-hurtful, since something like half-heartedly returning a Yeti's hug after a fight would already be devastating.

>> No.23312565

>>23312108
Fuck off we’re full. No one wants you here.

>> No.23312567
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>bunny cunny

>> No.23312575
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>>23312108

>> No.23312576
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23312576

Dorf women in cute outfits, a staple of dwarven society.

>> No.23312579

>>23312525
You know, thinking about it that doesn't break any of KC's rules so it's probably fine.
>>23312565
I want him here. A new guy now and again stops things getting stale.

>> No.23312586

Guys I got diagnosed with Covid-19, please give me Troll lewds to enjoy before my inevitable demise

>> No.23312588

>>23312565
we need more lolicons.

>> No.23312600

>>23312579
there are rules ?

>> No.23312605
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>>23312360
>Hey big boy, you wanna play with cheshire nee-san?~

>> No.23312617

>>23312600
No NTR, murder/snuff, and guro (not counting demon realm weapons) are the big ones for MGE. The setting is generally all about happy endings.

>> No.23312619

>>23312600
Probably stuff like no succing the man to death among other things

>> No.23312638

>>23312519
What are your thoughts on lolis hatterfag?

>> No.23312644
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>>23312619
some guys are into that

>> No.23312664

>>23312638
If people are into them that's totally wonderful! Its not one that I'd regularly practice with my Dear Wife's transformation teas though, but they are more than welcome at her table!

>> No.23312666

>>23312519
>I swear, she can peg a Cheshire in the head at fifty paces while the cat is invisible.

>> No.23312670

Every monster smug until the human boy learns Level Drain.

>> No.23312674

>>23312638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>> No.23312698

>>23312666
>Dear Wife overhears a Cheshire insulting another monstergirl in a too mean-spirited way
>Stands up, brushes her pants, and flips a scone up into the air
>Spins gracefully, then throws her thick hips out, hip-checking the scone dead on
>it pings like an M1 Garand shot right into the offending Cheshire's cheek, comically sending her spiraling in the air before she falls flat on her face
>"There! That cat's conflagrating comments cannot clip another character's conversation! Duly so and done! Ah, Cheshire-ma'am-san-chan! You owe me a fresh scone!"
What a wonderful Dear Wife I have!

>> No.23312718

>>23312586
Stop being a dramatic faggot

>> No.23312722

>>23312586
if you live in the U.S. it is not a good idea to joke about it if you dont actually have it .

>> No.23312723

>>23312664
>Its not one that I'd regularly practice with my Dear Wife's transformation teas
Does she have favorites? Also I doubt it's something she would do outside very rare occasions, but I'm curious if she has ever tried a body swap spell/potion that's apparently a thing in Wonderland.

>> No.23312733

>>23312519
What flavor of scone, though

>> No.23312734
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>>23312576
I want my lolis without clothes on, this must be why they're endangered.

>> No.23312741

>>23312698
No unplanned shenanigans shall ruin her parties except for the ones she planned for

>> No.23312755

>>23312586
http://imgbox.com/g/ImkMpH2aUj

>> No.23312772

>>23312723
She does have favorites! They're quite lewd, so for the sake of the thread I won't go into too much detail, but her favorite 'class' are those that enlarge aspects of herself and enlarge aspects of me! Not just in bustiness or bootyness, but muscle and other things too!
Yes, that is something we would try on very, very rare occasions! It would be quite an experience!!!
>>23312733
Cream flavored! Otherwise something similar to strawberry!
>>23312741
Yes! Its right there in her planner!
>Tea party today: Only unplanned events. Or not.
Very strict, you see~!

>> No.23312791
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23312791

>>23312734

>> No.23312795

>>23312664
>Its not one that I'd regularly practice
"not regularly", you say? I see that still means "sometimes"

>> No.23312797
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>>23312242
yes

>> No.23312812

>>23312795
Well, there's more than just 360 points in a circle, anon, and a compass is right twice a way!

>> No.23312819
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23312819

I've done it! I've mastered the ultimate monster fighting style!

>> No.23312821

>>23312791
something something potato

>> No.23312831

>>23312772
So interpreting this, you're into all sorts of shit, but particularly like expansion related stuff. Can't tell if you're into really degenerate shit though

>> No.23312835

>>23312819
dumb maus

>> No.23312836

>>23312772
And that's the sort of degeneracy that makes me want to go to wonderland

>> No.23312843
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23312843

>>23312836
>>23312836
>makes me want to go to wonderland

>> No.23312849

Hellhounds aren't agressive or "rapey" they're just a little bit ethuanstic.

>> No.23312859

>>23312831
That's right anon! Honestly, I'm not into adding things that aren't already a part of my Dear Wife, more just changing the sizes of them. And same her with me. Really, its more the frequency and degree that keeps me more silent on the full details than the 'how'. But its all in Wonderland fun!
>>23312836
Tea-parties are open at 9:43 AM round-ish! You are cordially invited to join!

>> No.23312861

>>23312859
Me and my wives would be regulars without a doubt.

>> No.23312862

>>23312821
I mean potatoes are delicious so I guess it's a compliment.

>> No.23312878

>>23312821
I mean potatoes are delicious so I guess it's technically a compliment.

>> No.23312886

>>23312821
I mean potatoes are delicious and nutritious so I guess it's technically a compliment.

>> No.23312887

>>23312859
My wife would probably be embarrassed for bringing her along to Wonderland, and then put her on the spot at a tea party, as much as she prefers me to get out of the house.

>> No.23312895

>>23312843
im gonna dive headfirst into wonderland!

>> No.23312905

>>23312843
i love bloomers

>> No.23312918

>>23312861
Delightful! You'd each earn regular seating at your spots of auspicious selection!
>>23312887
I'll make sure the table is quite literally turned sidedown up for her, as you'd have turned the tables on her! For extra fun, make sure she wears a skirt! Eating upside down is hardly uncomfortable, but gravity has a way of mysteriously not changing for loose clothing in Wonderland even when it changes for everything else on a person! Quite fortunate, that!

>> No.23312943

>>23312586
RIP bro. Hope you get isekai'ed to mge

>> No.23312944

>>23312943
>isekai

>> No.23312945

>>23312918
>For extra fun, make sure she wears a skirt!
Oh, delightfully devilish Hatterfag

>> No.23312946

>Succ eating a grilled cheese is winning again.

>> No.23312948

>>23312918
And we'd love to take them!
I presume there's a much less lewd kids table or someplace to leave the youngsters?

>> No.23312953
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23312953

>>23312946
>Fixing grilled cheese on your salamander's abs

>> No.23312970

>>23312953
what are her supports

>> No.23312975

>>23312953
>You will never cook food on a Salamander.
I could go for a Salamander grilled steak right now.

>> No.23312977

>>23312953
Doing the dishes seems like more fun at least.

>> No.23312978

>>23312944
?

>> No.23312990

>>23312977
Water and water accessories are not welcome around salamanders.

>> No.23312992

>>23312945
Oh, that isn't smoke! That's steam from the steamed tea we're having! Mm, steamed tea~!
>>23312948
Oh, that could most certainly be arranged, of course! For any children that either themselves or by their parents decree feel not quite ready for the full lewdness of Wonderland, a table separate from the garden could be set up with a friendly Dormouse to supervise and kindly Goose-harpy to read stories to the kids!

>> No.23312996

>>23312859
>9:43 AM
>wife and I would be rolling out of bed around 11ish
>possibly later

>> No.23313002

Is there a warrior Sabbath? They could work with non-loli monsters to become wyvern/harpy riders.

>> No.23313005

>>23312990
>not throwing a cup of water across your Salamander/Hellhound/Lava Golem wife and watching it all steam off

>> No.23313016

>>23312996
Perfect! You'll be left on time! Better than right off time, or in no time at all! Follow the nice Wererabbit, but excuse their haste! They've a very important date!

>> No.23313019

>>23313002
Not from what we know, no.
Their roots are in the magical research division of the Demon Lord’s army, and of the two Baphos that don’t really do magic, one of them works in unconscious magic and the other works in general information research and discovery.

Basically they started as magic nerds and magic nerds they remain.

>> No.23313037
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>>23311385

>> No.23313041

>>23313002
A japanese guy on twitter made one https://images2.imgbox.com/5b/c9/85KQepbJ_o.jpg

>> No.23313050

>>23313019
It's kind of funny the monster girl with the canonical highest levels of physical strength are huge nerds for magic.

>> No.23313051

>>23313041
A master of Cunny Combat.

>> No.23313080
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23313080

how good are spider waifus with keeping away nasty bug girls like oomukades, vamp mosquitoes and devil bugs away?

>> No.23313091

>>23313080
They might keep them away, but they also might tie them up for you to use as onaholes if you want.

>> No.23313093

>>23313050
I do wonder if runya could punch a hole in the wall.

>> No.23313123

I do...you bastard

>> No.23313124

>>23313080
>Spiderfu webs up a vamp mosquito and begins teasing her about her being alone and not having a waifu
>vamp mosquito instead of thrashing angrily just bursts into tears of jealous rage screaming about how all her friends and sisters got men and how lonely she is and how hurtful spiderfu's comments are
>spiderfu carries away webbed up mosquito to her room to talk and have ice cream or whatever to calm her down
>Later hubby comes home to a surprise dinner by spiderfu with tied up mosquito being the appetizer

>> No.23313126

New wife commission!
https://twitter.com/TsuraraFag/status/1245156655345676288

>> No.23313128

>>23313093
Probably seeing they're stronger than dragons and onis. Keep in mind Wurms can burrow through mountains as an example of how ridiculously strong Baphomets probably are.

>> No.23313131

>>23313126
i love big areolas

>> No.23313132

>>23313093
Either way, being her pillow isn't something you can just back out of

>> No.23313143

>>23313126
Hey Tsurarafag, how would your wife react if you were to call her "hot"? Nice art by the way!

>> No.23313153

>>23313143
She’d probably respond like “you wanna see how hot I can get?” and then push me down and take me right on the spot.

>> No.23313161

>That manticore bullying her order soldier captive
Could someone link me to it?

>> No.23313164

>>23313050
Reminder that Ropu was quite possibly an incredibly destructive ancient evil.

>> No.23313187

>>23313164
>evil
not really, considering how everyone just shit their pants thinking about her. It's more likely she was an unstoppable omnicidal force of nature or something along those lines. Ropu is NOT something meant to be tamed or fucked with, which is either ironic or fitting when you consider her sabbath

>> No.23313195

>>23313126
That's some good titty. Great art tsurarafag.

>> No.23313200

>>23312674
Why is the guy face down in the water in the first scene?

>> No.23313210

Anybody have some old greentexts that they've kept for whatever reason? I think I have a couple dating back to 2014.

>> No.23313211

>>23312519
>>23312666
>>23312698
I imagined it more like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6do1-cmcQHE

>> No.23313218

what's your ideas on loli kunoichis?

>> No.23313223

>>23313218
I like a lady who'll put a knife to my throat.

>> No.23313239

>>23313211
There's no running from my Dear Wife's justice it seems!

>> No.23313253

>>23313210
I dive through the archives on occasion. Stuff that old you'll probably need to check an archive of /a/

>> No.23313261

>>23313080
The Beelzebub fears the spoider

>> No.23313333
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tfw no skilled dextrous baphomet wife to teach me phrygian and minor scales to practice demonic metal for the invasion

>> No.23313352
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>>23313333
I wanna molest Bapho-chann
I want Bapho-chan to molest me

I wanna hold Bapho-chan's paws

>> No.23313369

>>23311471
Holy crackers that was quick. The wife would hate being couped up all day for weeks on end, and would save up the state mandated 1 hour a day outside for a weekly run.

>> No.23313422
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>>23313352
You'd make a great Onii-chan

>> No.23313475

>>23313333
>skilled dextrous baphomet wife
Musical talent wasn't exactly my first thought

>> No.23313483

>>23313333
If you aren't playing locrian, you're not edgy enough.
At the very least, work in some diminished chords and tritone intervals.

>> No.23313504

>>23313483
Thanks I'm looking to advance my edgy metal skills I'll look into those

>> No.23313535

>>23313504
Chromatic licks and second interval clusters are also a good way of being edgy.

>> No.23313556
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23313556

>>23310651
I just finished that game a few days ago. The bee girl was so adorable and perfect, and I'm usually a succ guy.

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>>23313352
I'm pretty sure you'll be the one getting molested, anon.

>> No.23313619

are you guys ready for whatever bullshit is happening tomorrow?

>> No.23313622

>>23313558
it's good that he's getting molested

>> No.23313652
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>> No.23313675

>>23313619
Corporate bullshit intersecting with corporate bullshit in strange ways.

It's like an inbreed hillbilly

>> No.23313695

>>23313619
I'm hoping the cosmic scales of karma finally reverse and portals open so monster girls can save us from ourselves.

>> No.23313702

>>23313652
Cute!

>> No.23313707

>>23313619
Team Peep will rise again

>> No.23313729

>>23313707
Oh right...
4chan April Fool's...

Oh no...

>> No.23313771

>>23313707
>not wanting to be with superior team mini mascot

>> No.23313781
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23313781

This nun looks off somehow

>> No.23313783

>>23313781
Its fine, she's just a faithful servant of the lord.

>> No.23313792

>>23313781
Looks pretty close to what my wife looks like, and she's a nun. Nothing suspect here.

>> No.23313796

>>23313792
>>23313783
But her eyes are red

>> No.23313804

>>23313796
>>23313796
Rude

>> No.23313810
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23313810

How do you want your maid

>> No.23313811

>>23313781
Looks like a low effort edit from a meme-fetish.

>> No.23313815
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>>23313810

>> No.23313816
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23313816

Human men are made to be injected with venomous cocktails.

>> No.23313824

>>23313810
Stern and professional

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>>23313824
I hear you

>> No.23313837

>>23313815
I want to see her with her clothes disheveled and covered in my semen.

>> No.23313844

>>23313833
What are those proportions

>> No.23313845

>>23313833
But also incredibly affectionate and loving when she gets the chance to "let her hair down"

>> No.23313849

>>23311471
Woah, that was fast. Thanks Anon!

>> No.23313854
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23313854

here we are anon....Sabbath HQ. You remember to save your progress at the nearest holy angel statue around the corner, right? You got all the items you need to get to Bapho-chan and wife her?

>> No.23313872

>>23313810
I want a cute zombie maid that always messes up but never stops trying so that when she wights I can give her back the first dish she ever broke but repaired with gold to mend the pieces back together

>> No.23313875

>>23313810
3 for lolis, 8 for JCs, 6 for JKs, 10 for constructs.

>> No.23313878
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23313878

what's faggot cat's plan this time, anons? It's April 1st.

>> No.23313886

>>23313878
She is going to sabotage the portals and put professor lich back another decade on the dimensional merge project.

>> No.23313887

>>23313878
I found a check for 50 euros in an envelope that I haven't cashed in for 8 years. Is this a joke?

>> No.23313898

>>23313887
Better hurry

Not sure the Euro will exist in another 8 years

>> No.23313900

>>23313878
Get Anon to knock her up with a whole litter of kittens.

>> No.23313920

>>23313878
Not normally into oppai, but she's cute.

>> No.23313927

>>23313878
ok so there may be no mods to clean up the boards but if it's true, then EVERYONE GET READY TO DUMP YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER'S PORN
but let's not be hasty and be prepared for disappointment.

>> No.23313930

>>23313920
>t. catfucker

>> No.23313931
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>>23313920
What's wrong with boobs?

>> No.23313940

anyone here /mini/?

>> No.23313968

>>23313878
What ever it is my penis will end up buried deep and pumping her full of semen.

>> No.23313979

>>23313931
They just normally don't look appealing to me.

>>23313930
Catgirls are great.

>> No.23313981

>>23313810
Classical default, miniskirt if she's feeling provocative. Add those thigh-strappy things to everything.
'Swimsuit' style is strictly for lingerie purposes; no cleaning is gonna happen if she's wearing that and she knows it.

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23313986

I want to hold her hand.

>> No.23314000

okay, something really fucky is about to happen, i can feel it.

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>>23314000
I got a baaaaad feeling about this, Sarge

>> No.23314005

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that today is the day where wonderland girls propose to the guys they love.
Be careful with those girls this day.

>> No.23314048

>>23311193
The Cheshire’s are getting advanced with their shit posting, I’m at a loss for words!

>> No.23314069

>>23313810
5 or 1.

I can't help but be a sucker for the classics.

>> No.23314090
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23314090

I think you guys need to understand that sometimes your cock is going to crave a bit of cunny. A child's vagina is what your big incubus cock needs. Please have sex with a witch, your cock needs it. It needs the cunny of an 8-year-old little girl that's tight and drooling for a big smelly sexy adult cock to ram inside her at high speed. Give her the nutritious gift of cum that she will need straight from her lolicon daddy to go through the day. She works hard to make sure your experience with having sex with a little girl is over-the-top, so please return the favor, and be her big sexy lolicon daddy that's over-abundant with lewd and nutritious semen to feed her with non-stop~
This message was brought to you by: The Sabbath

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>>23314005
>have Alice imouto
I think I'm gonna take a long nap so things don't get awkward.

>> No.23314104

Would a cheshire be annoyed if I purposely fell for all her pranks

>> No.23314113

>>23314090
Based and cunnypilled.

>> No.23314116

>>23314090
>A child's vagina is what your big incubus cock needs
But I can get the same satisfaction from a shortstack's tight little hole without being a lolicon. And shortstack pussy is made for taking big, thick incubus dick.

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23314122

How do you stop rape

>> No.23314126

>>23314122
Give consent

>> No.23314132

SHIT I FOUND OUT THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE. THERE'S A VIRUS GOING ON AND IT'S SPREADING THROUGH THE THREADS ON ALL BOARDS, TIME TO SELF-ISOLATE

>> No.23314136

>>23314132
Our waifus will protect us these threads will never get sick

>> No.23314137

>>23314005
>>23314090
I need lots of cute, loli cunny.

>> No.23314139
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>>23314132
Too late!

>> No.23314145

>>23314132
>ever reloading the page on April 1

>> No.23314149

>>23314132
this is all faggot cat's fault. if she hadn't been eating that were-bat soup that shady-looking jinko gave her, none of this would've happened! though, some other horse shit would happen instead, i'm sure.

>> No.23314155

>>23314139
Is she the one deleting my minecraft worlds

>> No.23314158

>>23313986
There's nothing on Seaport I don't want to hold

>> No.23314174
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23314174

The prince's personal guard has been a bit off after their brief trip through a demon realm.

>> No.23314184

>>23314136
>>23314139
>>23314145
>>23314149
If an anon's post is bordered green, he's gonna give you an infection, The infection starts when your poster name "Anonymous" starts getting all Zalgo, don't reply or use trips. Let the shitshow begin.

>> No.23314198

>>23314132
Jokes on you, this is the only thread I frequent anymore.

>> No.23314199

Maybe it was something she ate

>> No.23314205

>>23314145
this
I never even knew what gay "team" I was on that one year

>> No.23314206

>>23314199
Forgetting something anon?

>> No.23314207

>>23314184
>>23314198
Also if you get infected you'll get ban for a day

>> No.23314213

>>23314206
Fugg . I think my instinct to ctrl-A remove quotes misfired

>>23314199
>>23314174

>> No.23314215

>>23314207
>>23314184
>>23314132
Fuck off with this shit and stay on topic.

>> No.23314230

Which is more important big mofu or fluffy mofu

>> No.23314231
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23314231

Please maintain social distancing from Nurse Unicorn, no matter how cute and beautiful she is.

>> No.23314238

>>23314230
Floof, big 80's floof

>> No.23314239

>>23314231
>Achoo

>> No.23314245

>>23314137
good. i recommend you kurofufuru sabbath branch. you need a demon loli's cute blue tight runny little cunny to gobble your cock down whole at least 6 times per hour every day. living the lolicon life is lots of hard work but pleasure and cum is bound for you and your little girl~

>> No.23314256

>>23314231

These threads are perfectly safe because most barely leave this one thread though we are fucked if the infection does occur. Good thing we have monstergirls

>> No.23314261
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>>23314239
It seems you have Alraune Pollen Allergy. Please report to Botanical for treatment.

>> No.23314266

>>23314132
They disabled tripcodes so this could work, anyone "infected" has symbols in the post's name
These jokes get worse every year

>> No.23314286

>>23314266
Not really they have been pretty good as a PB chad that was fun

>> No.23314290

>>23314266
yeah i was hoping mods would disappear and we can all post loli porn on here but instead, we have to not get a virtual infection

>> No.23314308

>>23314090
Can a Witch have a perpetually-runny cunny? Do lolis like threesomes?

>> No.23314311

>>23314005
>Cheshire always asks you to marry her as a joke
>never take her serious when she asks for real

>> No.23314320

>>23314311
Thankfully, on this wonderful day, no means yes!

>> No.23314326

>>23314005
Well, three of my favorite species are Wonderland girls. I wonder how they'd each propose. Or if they'd collectively propose together.

>> No.23314332

Imagine all the dating game shows monster girls must have.

>> No.23314334

>>23314320
So does yes mean no?

>> No.23314337

>>23314308
yes, as long as your cock is nearby, your witch will get horny and will try her best to fuck your big dick! and hey, the more the merrier, am i right? getting lots of little girls to play with is extra fun imagine all the sex and magic you all can do together!

>> No.23314344

>>23314332
Remember that time a murderer won a dating show game I wonder what the equivalent would be

>> No.23314349

>>23314337
Would a group of lolis be willing to partake in reverse gangbangs and reverse bukkake? Witches and Familiars and Alices and Ratas and Alraune?

>> No.23314368
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>tfw you will never work on a farm staffed entirely by shortstack holsts (and a few minos)

>> No.23314377

>>23314344
Human woman pretending to be a monster winning a dating show. Luckily the man was smart enough not to go out with her after the show.

>> No.23314378

Not even that sabbath can save you from this.

>> No.23314380

>>23314368
I'd never want to. Not one part of that sounds appealing.

>> No.23314394

>>23314368
>convenient dick level line
holy shit if you were a bit taller nearly every girl would be a dick sucking height

>> No.23314398

>>23314378
>The empty void of nothing
oh god oh fuck

>> No.23314403

>>23314394
Remember, the model is 170cm. Good thing I'm 191cm

>> No.23314404

god damnit nurgle

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>>23314368

>> No.23314411

>>23314377
I bet the monster losers on that episode would feel bad

>> No.23314415

>>23314380
>t. alp in denial

>> No.23314417
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23314417

It's not funny

>> No.23314430

>>23314334
Yes, but no means yes, so the answer is yes.

>> No.23314439

what monsters makes me feel the safest?

>> No.23314441

>>23314415
I don't like farms, I don't like Holsts or Minotaurs, I don't like shortstacks, and I don't like most dairy.
I just want a peaceful life as ruler of a small kingdom, with some cute bugs ruling as my queens.

>> No.23314444

April fools day or schrodinger's proposal
Where every mamono ask you to marry or have sex with them then decides whether it was just a prank or serious based on your reaction

>> No.23314447

>>23314439
A slime can hug all of you from every direction

>> No.23314467

>>23314444
>Trumpart-chan convinces Alice to "play a prank" on me by going nopan and sitting on my face
>Alice increasingly surprised at the actions of my tongue
>Trumpart takes this chance to hop on my dick

>> No.23314472

>>23314417
I agree, it would have been funny if she had no panties and shoved her cunny right in my face!

>> No.23314475

>>23314444
>alp nearly sucks you dry
>"J-Just a prank, bro. Aha...ha."
She's getting bred until she passes out from pleasure.

>> No.23314481

how did KC make lolis look so sexy

>> No.23314500

>>23314475
Brojob, no homo tho

>> No.23314547
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23314547

I've been having lots of vivid dreams lately, all of which revolved around me travelling. Is Nightmare-chan trying to say she wants to go on a road trip with me?

>> No.23314555

>>23314547
Clearly she wants you to ride her

>> No.23314569

>>23314555
I see, so it's like that.

>> No.23314604

what do you guys think of aradia megido

>> No.23314613
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Surely haku-sensei doesn't do this on purpose, right? It's gotta be an accident. A mistake.

>> No.23314623

welp i'm out, peace y'all

>> No.23314637

>>23314604
Best troll

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23314655

>>23314613
All I get from Haku-sensei is blank stared, strokes of the ruler on my fingers and ass and the dunce's hat. I could've sworn my essay on Chinese history (based on the Three Kingdoms 2010 TV series and the Kingdom manga) would've won her over.

>> No.23314658

Would you anons take a wonder through Hel's Garden? Where the Corpse flowers bloom and the ghost flowers wander? Where the dead never truly stay planted? Where every end is a new seed to sprout?

>> No.23314660
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23314660

Oh, you like cunny do you? Describe 5 things you like about it.

>> No.23314668

>>23314604
Wrong thread but yes best troll also don't break quarantine you fuck
>>23314613
What a sneaky teach

>> No.23314694
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23314694

>>23314658
Hel is fine too

>> No.23314697

>>23314660
1. C
2. U
3. N
4. N
5. Y

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>>23314597
What's wrong anon?

>> No.23314710

>>23314694
The Marshmallow Cat fears the Fenris.

>> No.23314715

>>23314660
The lovely, almost sweet, taste.
The gently squeezing tightness - accompanied by the loli's instinctive clutching of the cunny.
The smoothness, making the tightness not inhibit the pleasure.
The sight of watching it stretch and conform to my cock.
The sight of two cunnies rubbing against each other.

>> No.23314718

>>23314660
The taste, she smell, the look, the feel, the... um... sound?

>> No.23314726

>>23314710
>tfw still waiting for a pudgy Marshmallow catgirl for maximum comfy squishy cuddling

>> No.23314741

>>23314710
They fear nothing

>> No.23314744

>>23314604
>Horns
>Coloured Schlera
>Multiple different forms depending on the time you pick: Ghost, Automaton; Titania/Big Fairy
>Several different flavours of crazy
>Magic powers
Monstergirl? If not for the setting, absolutely. Unfortunately:
On-topic? Fucking no.

>> No.23314758

A fool move!

>> No.23314770
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23314770

Reminder for anyone currently having to put up with a snobby elf.

>> No.23314785

>>23314770
I'd rather put up with a snobby elf by listening to what she says and always calling myself "her mayfly pet" no matter how snobby she gets

>> No.23314789
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23314789

Do not reply to infected posters. Rather, reply to this post to obtain a dose of purple medicine.

>> No.23314793

>>23314789
Thanks doc.

>> No.23314804

>>23314741
They have no natural predators, so they never evolved to know fear.

>> No.23314821

>>23314789
God, what I wouldn't do for a cute Oomukade like that in my harem.

>> No.23314830

GREILIA PLEASE HELP

>> No.23314851

>>23314308
Witch/Familiar/onee-chan threesomes are supposed to be fairly common.

>> No.23314854

>>23314789
I want to lick her poison veins.

>> No.23314863

>>23314789
Dose me up centipede cuties.

>> No.23314887

>>23314789
Well shit.

>> No.23314908

>>23314789
Can I go to the Lich doctor instead?
I mean, I know the treatment is undeath, but still.

>> No.23314931
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>>23314908
Cure coming right up, stud

>> No.23314934

>>23314908
It'll still infect you even when your undead. So, it's kind of like a shitty double sword, it can't kill you, but it can't be cured.

>> No.23314939

>>23314931
I must not fuck the corpse. I must not fuck the corpse. I must not fuck the corpse.

>> No.23314966
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23314966

Help I’ve adopted too many stray cats and they always turn out to be cat girls in disguise who do the whole “You’re a good man and deserve a reward aka me” and I’ve noticed more stray cats coming by around my house again how do I keep these cat girls away from my home so I can stop building a harem

>> No.23314980
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23314980

Surely a monster nun's divine aura will protect me. Just gotta shack up at a monster convent.

>> No.23314988

>>23314966
I keep hearing about this but it never happens to me
Cats I let in my house just bully the dog and eat her food then leave

>> No.23314997

Thank God I'm immune, that way nothing will stop me from breeding my harem since the portals are surely going to open!

>> No.23314999
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23314999

>>23314122
With a whole lotta of rope.

>> No.23315007

>>23314966
>Chase off an Arachne who was going to attack a Vampire Mosquito
>Vampire Mosquito is an absolute chuuni cutie
>Offers to swear a bloodpact in allegiance to me
>Pretty sure she's my wife now
>At the very least, have a cute chuuni bug who likes biting me and lets me use her as I please
>Start seeing bugs beg Arachne to "attack" them nearby

>> No.23315012

>>23314999
She's gotta be in there purely because it's her fetish, right? No way those would actually hold her.

>> No.23315026

>>23315012
The ropes are so sensual, you won't want to escape.

>> No.23315028

>>23315012
They could be enchanted.

>> No.23315069

>>23314931
>"Looks like you have a pretty dangerous disease"
>"Luckily I have the cure, stud. Just drink this and lay down"
>You pass out and wake up to her riding your cock
>"Turned out you had "life" and so I cured you. Now just stay there while I let your dick thank me"

>> No.23315078
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23315078

>>23314789

My wife was worried enough that she went out and bought a suit for me. I told her to stop being so dramatic and worrying so much.

Now she's naked in the suit, and trying to tempt me into it with her.

>> No.23315095

>>23315078
That's a big suit, better try it out.

>> No.23315104

>>23315084
I think you need a nurse anon. Or in your case an undead waifu because you're going to fucking die.

>> No.23315113

>>23315084
Jesus, your practically glowing there pal.

>> No.23315117

>>23314931
I wanna be called stud by a lich so bad.

>> No.23315133

I see the april fools has began.
Remember that Cheshire become unstoppable at this time of year.

>> No.23315146

>>23315133
She is only unstoppable if you react to her just dont react to her pranks

>> No.23315161

>>23313878
Acts like a sensible and prudent with a dry demeanor.

>> No.23315165
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>>23315104
>zombie wife shambles in wearing a nurse outfit that you don't remember owning
>tries to make sure you're healthy with lots of "waaaaaarm"
>give her lots of headpats for the effort

>> No.23315178

>>23315165
Okay, I like both saggy and round boobs, but not at the same time

>> No.23315183

>>23315165
I'm giving her more than headpats. Our great great grandchildren will hear about the face fucking she's about to recieve.

>> No.23315198

Zombies are for hugs wights are for fugs

>> No.23315230
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23315230

Monsters won't follow social distancing guidelines, so it is our duty to enforce them ourselves.

>> No.23315240

>>23314613
Keine?

>> No.23315244

>>23315230
But my wives can't break social distancing if I'm mating pressing them!

>> No.23315258

>>23315198
What about wights pretending to be zombies?

>> No.23315278

>>23315198
I want a harem of zombies that slowly turn into a harem of wights but they still love to all cuddle up to me and just feel my body heat.

>> No.23315291
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23315291

Alright, who's the genius who gave her a weapon?

>> No.23315324

>>23315291
Tis was I!
And you cannot stop me from giving kind monster girl random high grade weapons!

>> No.23315331
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23315331

>>23315324
Do you have any idea of what you've unleashed?

>> No.23315332
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23315332

With their places of work shut down, Anubi are turning to drink

>> No.23315341

>>23315258
Those get phugged

>> No.23315365

>>23315332
They all look like they have vibrators in and are trying to maintain composure, especially since the one on the right is only wearing a shirt.

>> No.23315367

>>23315332
Why aren't they just filling the clear spaces on their schedules with "Get impregnated by cute slave boy/husband"?

>> No.23315458

>>23315310
>>23315345
>>23315401
what's going on with the names? i shoggy pulling a april fool's prank?

>> No.23315463

>>23315365
Isn't that what wine aunts do?

>> No.23315471

>>23314789
Thank you, doctor!

>> No.23315486

>>23315475
dont give me the cyber corona

>> No.23315511
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23315511

I think you get infected by replying to the infected posts. Check the name for corruption.

>> No.23315560

>>23315463
That and fill their nephew's dreams and fap fantasies.

>> No.23315581

I see Lich can is already working on her next plan to turn everyone into an undead.
Looks like it's working for ones as well.

>> No.23315598

Infected posters are alps

>> No.23315605
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bros i dont wanna be green, i dont like orcs very much

>> No.23315642

>>23315560
>get wasted with your wine aunt and pass out
>she spends the whole night whispering in your ear several lewd fantasies she has of you, hoping to see if she can give you wet dreams about her
>wake up in the morning with wine aunt in the kitchen making breakfast
>you notice you aren't wearing the same pants as you were last night

>> No.23315643
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>>23315581
Cease this libel, Lich-san cares deeply for the living.

>> No.23315654

>>23315605
>"This is my mofu. There are many like her, but this one is mine."

>> No.23315661
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23315661

WE GOT A LEVEL 5 IN HERE. MERELY POSTING IN THIS THREAD WILL GET YOU THE BEER SNIFFLES. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

So how about those monster girls.

>> No.23315669
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23315669

>>23315661
I'll just sleep it off

>> No.23315677
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23315677

Seek out your nearest dragon girl so you can sterilize your skin with maximum effectiveness.

Absolutely no viral particles with live!

>> No.23315709

23315694
>ò
Oh no.

>> No.23315724

>>23315642
I bet she's in a naked apron too.

>> No.23315751
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>>23315709
It's alright, she's an asymptomatic carrier.

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>>23315751

>> No.23315775

>>23315677
Seems legit

>> No.23315793

>23315753
She sure does. Even just minor scratches or dry coughs. That's death for you.
Death can solve all your problems and you even get a zombie wife after each visits!

>> No.23315808

fat hellhound ass

>> No.23315836
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>>23315808
I hear it’s alright

>> No.23315853
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23315853

I should go for a run.

>> No.23315885
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23315885

My wife will keep me safe!

>> No.23315889

Where are the Troll nurses in their skimpy uniforms?

>> No.23315899
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>>23315853
You should.

>> No.23315907

>>23315899
But it snowed last night and this morning

>> No.23315910

Gonna fall asleep to sweet dreams. Hopefully of a sweet little Familiar.
Have fun with virus tag, thread!

>> No.23315915

>>23315907
Then get the shovel.

>> No.23315917

>>23315915
I can't shovel and run

>> No.23316046
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>>23316021
fuck druella and all her sisters

>> No.23316058
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23316058

Safety blanket! It is made of love and comfiness!

>> No.23316115

>>23316046
Are you man enough to save the demon lords daughter from her virginity?

>> No.23316130 [SPOILER] 
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>>23316115
I'll take them all one at once.
RIP
AND
TEAR

>> No.23316138
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>>23316058
Wurms are a living safety blanket

>> No.23316173
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>>23316130
YOU ARE HUGE

>> No.23316201
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23316201

There’s only 1 thing that can cure these ailments. BLOOD!

>> No.23316227
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This plague...the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>> No.23316237

>>23316227
Why contain it? It's cool

>> No.23316256
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>>23316237
Old mofu. Warning! Warning!

>> No.23316295

>>23315889
I want to impregnate the nurses

>> No.23316329
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23316329

>>23316256

>> No.23316335

>>23316295
I just want the Trolls, maybe the Orcs too. You can keep the rest

>> No.23316351

>>23316227
What is the best way to sign a contract that will spill a demon's spaghetti the most?

>> No.23316364
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>>23316351
With a drop of your blood, on the bottom right of every page, using large, exaggerated flourishes in your signature.
Make sure to read each clause in detail, occasionally pausing to reconcile them with earlier clauses, and finally do a once over of the contract to make sure it is correct. All this is part of Demon foreplay.

>> No.23316375

>>23316351
Make a cute little heart.

>> No.23316384
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23316384

>tfw punished by your pharaoh wife for plowing her loyal anubis advisor and childhood friend over the royal desk while the pharaoh and visiting foreign dignitaries walk in on you

>> No.23316415

>>23316384
What sort of punishment?

>> No.23316421

>>23316415
I'm thinking Khepri Pit.

>> No.23316463

>>23316415
Pharaohs are pretty good at edging I guess. Imagine that coupled with the anubis curse. She could also order you to be the anubis' chair for a week.

>>23316421
Also an option

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>>23316375
That works too!

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>>23315889
Here's my nurse ready for my sponge bath

>> No.23316722
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23316722

Art for art's sake is an empty phrase; art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and beautiful! That is the faith I'm searching for.

>> No.23316749

>>23316364
>Anon cearfully read the contract and considers every part of it
>demon can bearly hold herself back from mausterbating

>> No.23316795

>>23316646
I want to see her huge feet, I can get even more erect

>> No.23316861

>>23316646
Those thigh highs and sleeves make me diamonds.

And of course the peace sign with her big hands and nervous sweating are just too damn arousing

>> No.23317012

>>23316646
Axe truly is the master of Troll lewds, specially since Barb never delivered on his promise of Trolls in lingerie

>> No.23317038
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Cocktail

>> No.23317062

>>23317038
Is this safe?

>> No.23317070

>>23317062
Manticores are cats, cats are very neat.

>> No.23317077

>>23317062
No the tail is infected

>> No.23317080

>>23317038

Someone come up with a name for a cocktail that involves manticore juices

>> No.23317105

>>23317062
Only one way to find out.

>> No.23317109

>>23316364
I'm gonna include a bunch of exclusion clauses, that must be the demon equivalent of a cockblock/blueballs

>> No.23317113
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I have a 150 word essay due in 2 days, and all I want to do is collect more Mofu pictures

>> No.23317116

>>23317113
Is there a name for this pose?

>> No.23317152

>>23317113
150 words is nothing, anon. User filler words and you could get away with 3 sentences of actual content total.

>> No.23317165

>>23317152
It's an old joke, Anon.

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>>23316256
Old mofu is the future.

>> No.23317693
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>>23317109
Rather, that's the Demon equivalent of bondage. Deliberate restriction of certain actions with consent from the restricted on the premise that the counterparty will act in their best interests.

>>23316749
Wait until she reads the choice of law clause.
>This contract is governed by and shall be construed in accordance with the laws of Eros.

>> No.23317787

>>23317227
We need a Southern Belle Youko/Inari, corset, long dress, stocking with garters and so on. Someone make that shit happen. Speaking with an eloquent tone befitting of a lady of Americana of the era

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23317819

Eye Love Gazer

>> No.23317861

>23317749
You probably could void it for illegality if you brought it before an Order court, but good luck getting in jurisdiction once you've signed it.
As for breaching it...Demons probably put a lot of trivial warranties like "forgetting my birthday", with a liquidated damages clauses specifying the no. of times you need to cum inside her for each breach. I doubt they'll be silly enough to put in conditions. Don't talk to me about Hong Kong Fir.
Also, wear a damn mask, you plague-ridden degenerate.

>> No.23317933
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23317933

>"Ochi, you've failed me as a bodyguard for the last time. I'm demoting you to being my personal cumdump and breeding sow for the rest of your unlife."
>"I don't understand. I thought you said I was being demoted."

>> No.23317962

>>23317933
She could give birth to a watermelon with those wide hips.

>> No.23317970

>>23317933
Cumdumps don't get cuddles at night.

>> No.23317997

>>23317970
This is how you get a crying ochi begging you to let her cuddle you like she always does.

>> No.23318027

>>23317997
She gets cuddles when proven herself and gets promoted from cumdump to cocksleeve

>> No.23318047

>>23317997
>This is how you get a crying ochi begging you to let her cuddle you like she always does.
Well that's what she gets for being a bad body guard.
We can't tolerate that here. No cuddles for a whole month!

>> No.23318137

>>23318047
Don't blame her, Anon. Her fertile birthing hips and milky breasts throw off her balance so she can't fight that well.

>> No.23318149

>>23318137
Clearly we'll have to put her maternal feats to use.

>> No.23318156

>>23317933
I mean, she's built for it
Let's see if Sally does s better job as bodyguard

>> No.23318179

>>23318156
Don't tell her the reason Ochi got demoted. You might see Sally's combat effectiveness mysteriously fall and might volunteer herself for the same punishment.

>> No.23318185
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>>23318179
It just keeps happening!

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23318189

>>23318156
Challenge accepted!

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