monster girl thread

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monster girl thread Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:22:37 2020 No.23372666 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:23:37 2020 No.23372679 Runya Sabbath Wendigos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:26:00 2020 No.23372691 File: 103 KB, 540x763, Gazer292b_Kapitan70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer is the best! She helps me be all that I can be! She saves me from my own lust, so I don't destroy myself.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:26:43 2020 No.23372696

Sabbath average popularity rankings as of last thread's end:

No chance of resisting Tier:
>Runya (3.67)

Would onii-chan Tier:
>Grelia (3.33)
>Bapho-chan (3.00)
>Kuroferuru (2.83)
>Shirokuto (2.67)

Apathetic Tier
>Momonika (2.33)
>Ropurotto (2.33)
>Marune (1.67)

Unaffected Tier
>n/a

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:36:04 2020 No.23372761 File: 61 KB, 500x500, avatars-000034050587-qc6c2w-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I felt with the lockdown these threads would be more active.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:37:13 2020 No.23372771 File: 141 KB, 720x951, Gnome_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] story about getting an elemental contract when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:37:15 2020 No.23372772 >>23372647 >Marune is still oppai lolis and not shortstacks, though. I know, but it's thousand year old immortal oppai loli. They're good girls and I can make my peace with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:37:44 2020 No.23372774 >>23372761 A lot of anons here that have jobs likely either have jobs that can be done at home, or warehouse/industrial jobs (most of which are still open).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:38:46 2020 No.23372780 >>23372771 If I felt confident in my ability to do the idea justice in writing, I'd write one. Elementals are my favorite monsters, and I've fantasized regularly about various covenant formation scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:51:19 2020 No.23372840 >>23372761 I'm on lockdown but I never feel like I have anything interesting to say

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:54:38 2020 No.23372855

>>23372761
>>23372840
What are you guys favorite species of mamono? Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in? Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in? Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want? How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:58:52 2020 No.23372884 File: 193 KB, 1000x1000, 1585338303650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23372855 Corona birds

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:59:05 2020 No.23372886 >>23372761 I'm busy playing vidyo game

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:59:10 2020 No.23372887

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Night Gaunt
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
The abyss.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Chaos transformation magic.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Chaos warlock/cultist.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Summon my Night Gaunt wife to be my servant.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:02:25 2020 No.23372905
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>>23372691
>"What's with that face? Is my little insect all hot and bothered?"
>"Fool! You can't hide anything from me. My eyes see all."
>"What is it this time? Butts? Thighs?"
>"Are you a big mofuslut? Lusting over fluffy tails?"
>"Kyehehehehe...did you get really freaky? Do you want feet or something, you louse?"
>"I've got everything you can imagine."
>"Eh? M-m-my chest!? I..."
>"Even if I don't... Kiihihihihi...we'll see after a few rounds..."

>"Ah! What was that face? Did I strike a nerve?"
>"I told you, worm, you can't hide it. You can't deny it."
>"You are mine! Every face contorted by lust! Every last gasp and moan that passes your lips belongs to me and me alone!"

>"S-s-so stop worrying and just relax, okay?"
>"Just...just look into my eye."

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:05:39 2020 No.23372923

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Whore eel, Hakutaku, demon

>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
I'm tempted to say Zipangu, but they have a number of less than desirable monsters there amd I've come to realize that nothing objectionable to me lives on the Mist Continent (at least per the profiles) and they seem to have the best way of balancing out life and sex, so that one.

>Which school of magic
Alchemy and elemental aee pretty legit. Realistically I'd dabble in everything that caught my interest but with a minor focus on healing and mind-effecting magics.

>what character class would you want?
Not big into RPGs in general, but I love the aesthetic of Pathfinder's Magus.

>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Probably not well. Maybe I'd be injured and nursed back to health by the eel? I guess the demon could be a mayadere I had to defeat and keep in check with the power of dick and the Haku could be someone I sought out to git gudder?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:08:35 2020 No.23372945

>>23372855
I suppose I should answer my own questions.

My favorite mamono are Elementals in general, and Sylphs in particular. I'd most want to live in a demon realm corrupted by myself and my harem, and shaped to our whims. Obviously, then, I'd most want to specialize in Elementalism, although Nymphomancy will definitely become helpful for any of my Elemental wives who have reached the apex of their evolution and become Dark Elementals. This also naturally plays into my ideal class - Spellblade, Runesword, Eldritch Knight, Mystic Fighter, Gish, or whatever else you want to call it. I'd likely encounter the first Elemental I covenant while training with my sword in a field - perhaps a Sylph who hears the whispers of my thoughts on the winds, and comes to observe me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:22:52 2020 No.23373029 >>23372696 Whats wrong with Marune??

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:24:21 2020 No.23373034 >>23373029 Oppai loli is a niche of a niche.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:25:09 2020 No.23373040 >>23372945 >Spellblade Brother! >>23373029 She kind of strikes me as the Sabbath for people that don't really like the Sabbath with the whole oppai loli thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:27:21 2020 No.23373048 >>23373029 Only two of the six people who provided results voted her any higher than bottom tier. Most people who like loli don't like oppai, and vice versa.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:27:34 2020 No.23373049

>>23372887
>>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Dark Mage
>>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
One that's neutral on monsters. The Order territory would be shit for obvious reasons, but super pro Demon lord places tend to become shitty demon realms with that depressing eternal night atmosphere. No thanks to either of the extremes. Also one of the ones based on the west. None of those Zipangu or mist Continent places. I like my castles and ancient woodlands.
>>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Alchemy sounds boring as fuck but is too practical not to get into. You could make potions with the effects of any school of magic, and make money selling them when you git gud. It's just the best choice to specialise in.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Eh, I guess mage? I wouldn't be a very good one though, I'd be more like Rincewind from Discworld.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Most likely her finding my ineptitude at magic cute and taking me in as her familiar.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:27:53 2020 No.23373052

>>23372855
Seems like fun things to list.
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Hobgoblin, Demon, Hellhound Lich, Kikimora, Kobold, Jabberwock, Wight, Baphomet, Salamander, Hinezumi
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
An undead kingdom I've thought way too much about the details of.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
I'd be more of a melee guy but using some elemental stuff would be cool
>what character class would you want?
Some kind of tank/dps dark knight class. Primarily physical attacks but with some chuuni black flames for a special attack or something.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
The story of how I'd meet my harem is way too long and autistic to post here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:30:12 2020 No.23373063 File: 244 KB, 700x642, flatcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23373048 >six people who provided results ...Maybe you should get a better sample size and also not post it in the ass hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:31:31 2020 No.23373070 >>23373063 This isn't an ultimate total, but a running result. I have the data set saved to update as I get more results.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:35:25 2020 No.23373093 >>23372696 there was a poll?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:35:53 2020 No.23373095 >>23373070 Do I have to spell out the retarded tier names?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:43:10 2020 No.23373145
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>>23373070
>>23373095
Anyway, if you want my hot opinions:

Top:
>Bapho-chan
>Runya
>Shirokuto

Good:
>Ropurotto

Meh:
>Momonika
>Grelia
>Kuroferuru

No thanks:
>Marune

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:44:39 2020 No.23373158

>>23372855
>Favorite species of mamono?
My waifu, obviously
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
We'd be habitual travelers. Seeking out strange and exciting things.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
My waifu is skilled in various magicks. Not sure if she'd teach me anything, but it would probably be limited to RPG basics. I'd probably pick up some utility magic if I can.
>What character class would you want?
Adventurer/Villager (Classless), then going into the Rogue classes. She's the party leader so... I'd probably be her call.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She recognizes my potential and pulls me out of a boring life. Half out of her own boredom and half out of genuine interest to see what I'm capable of.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:51:24 2020 No.23373200

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Inari, and Kitsune in general.
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
A comfy snowy region, or possibly just a temperate region with good season variation.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Probably none since I doubt I'd have any talent for magic in the first place.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Gunner, since apparently those are thing in MGE. Although, I personally quite like the Paladin/Crusader archetype, and the veteran soldier archetype.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
I'm not really sure. I've never really been able to come up with a convincing scenario for how I get an Inari wife.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:54:02 2020 No.23373212

>>23372761
All fine and dandy until the wrong kind of activity happens.

>>23372855
-Holsts/Minos, Kikis, Shogs, most of the mist continent girls, mofu, dragons. Also rabbits. Way too many to list.
-Trying to remember the name of the Venetian era with the sea. Barring that, Zipangu.
-Alchemy, since I'll probably be denied a chance at technomancy
-Monk/Fighter
-Good question. Never bothered to see anything regarding a meeting. Only the before life as a wander, and afterwards with her by my side.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:55:56 2020 No.23373225

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Crow Tengu
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Zipangu or an Undead relam
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Alchemy and magic in general.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Mage
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Meet her while studying and we get top know each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:00:02 2020 No.23373252 What would the lofi study girl monsterize into?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:05:54 2020 No.23373288 >>23373252 Werecat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:06:56 2020 No.23373294 >>23373252 wight

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:09:06 2020 No.23373307 >>23373252 hakutaku She would definately enjoy "beats to study to"

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:14:15 2020 No.23373331

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Dragon
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
A normal town or city, somewhere calm that I could focus on gitting gud before going on adventures.
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Elemental magic for sure.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Probably a usual adventurer seeking treasures and artifacts.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
I'd try to compete with a dragon to see who has the best hoard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:18:33 2020 No.23373358 >>23373331 >I'd try to compete with a dragon to see who has the best hoard. So, who wins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:33:31 2020 No.23373432 >>23373252 would it be scary to see the lofi girl slowly turn her head to look at you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:37:53 2020 No.23373452 >>23372905 Has KC ever drawn gazer back side? Where do eye stalks come from? What with that fluff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:39:31 2020 No.23373459 >>23373358 Who knows! She'd most likely boast about how she's always winning though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:39:51 2020 No.23373463 >>23373452 Tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:40:16 2020 No.23373465 >>23373452 It's only the entry. There is no extra art or making of for the Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:42:39 2020 No.23373480 >>23373459 According to dragon logic, after the two of you get married you become part of her hoard, which means by extension your hoard is her hoard. Therefore, your wife wins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:43:59 2020 No.23373490 >>23373480 Her hoard is also my hoard and she is part of it. Therefore I win too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:46:01 2020 No.23373501 If you ever need to conquer and dominate a baphomet, just use fairy powder and a raging mushroom. Even Shiro will call you big bro!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:51:12 2020 No.23373538 Is it a mistake if a Hellhound rapes a 10 year boy(you) with a fat cock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:53:43 2020 No.23373550 >>23373538 No futa, please

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:54:09 2020 No.23373552

>>23372855
>What are your favorite species of Mamano?
Mad Hatter! Though I also like Shoggoths, Dark Mages, Anubi, Khepri, Demons, and a lot of the undead!
>What region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
W~o~n~d~e~r~l~a~n~d~!
>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Of those Nymphomancy for sure! Also becoming accustomed to and learning to lean into (for who could truly master it?) the nonsense physics and rulebending nature of Wonderland!
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want? How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamano?
Actually, my envisioning with my life with my Dear Hatter Wife already accounts for this! I'd be an adventurer with moderate combat stats but good intelligence and charisma, so maybe something like a Bard or perhaps unbeknownst to me a Psion of some kind! After adventuring, I'd take some oddjobs that would lead to me meeting my Dear Wife, and I'd just fully accept her madness as welcoming and adjust to my new life as her butlersband!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:55:52 2020 No.23373562 >>23373550 where the fuck did you get futa from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:56:29 2020 No.23373568 >>23373538 If the ten year old had a fat cock and didn't shove it into his childhood friend, then yes he made a mistake, and the punishment for such mistakes is rape.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:56:35 2020 No.23373571

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Parasite Slime/ Slime carriers
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
The Normal Order Bordering demon realms
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
As i like to think of my self a priest Eros, Fallen God, and Hathor i would say Hieromancy and Nymphomancy. Maybe a little bit of Chaos Magic.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Priest or Cleric. Potential paladin
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She comes to me after being infected unknowingly. Eventually fucking me as i try to help her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:57:42 2020 No.23373579 >>23373562 >rapes a boy with a fat cock fan be interpreted as >rapes a boy using her fat cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:59:28 2020 No.23373586 >>23373562 >>23373579 Sorry. Couldn't resist. I'll drop the subject.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:02:09 2020 No.23373606 >>23373158 But who is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:03:35 2020 No.23373616 >>23373568 a young boy doesn't deserve to face such cruel punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:04:59 2020 No.23373624 is regura too much?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:06:38 2020 No.23373640

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Elves but I have started to like a certain plant girl too
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Somewhere near a forest or river.
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
I'm not really a magic person, but I might learn how to do dark insignias for a hobby.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
I'd be those really annoying warrior classes with large health-pools and in-combat health regeneration.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
She gets mad at me for building my house near the forest she's sworn to protect, but we eventally become friends, then lovers.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:08:12 2020 No.23373655

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamano?
Wendigo(Dire)
>What region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Deep in a snowy forest. I'll spend a lot of my time inside the coat where its basically like a snowglobe.
>Which school of magic would you most likey specialize in?
Given my environment probably a cryomancer. Although I rather would like to be more of a generic Shaman.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Just a generic adventure probably until I get my specialization.
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
If I don't just spawn in right infront of my waifu then I would definitely just have wandered into her woods because I love exploring. Simple as that.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:08:23 2020 No.23373659

>>23372855
Felines
Wonderland without a doubt, although I'd need to get some species from outside in.
Eromancy without a doubt with maybe a minor in necromancy or healing.
A heavy armored spellcaster like a "Dread Knight" or something.
Honestly? I'd probably adventure around for a couple years and end up with an adventuring party/harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:12:33 2020 No.23373699 >>23373640 >She gets mad at me for building my house near the forest she's sworn to protect >Near >Not even in Ah, the Finnish elf at work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:17:52 2020 No.23373740 >>23373624 No. Regura is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:20:16 2020 No.23373759 >>23373699 Elves are territorial, even when you aren't in their territory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:21:08 2020 No.23373761 File: 313 KB, 503x645, thats_not_a_fucking_kobold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will it be a decent fap, or total shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:23:34 2020 No.23373780 >>23373452 We have one comment from him regarding the goo. Other than that, itt a mystery. I'm pretty sure the tentacles all come from the tail. I have a few headcannons, but I'll keep them to myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:23:45 2020 No.23373781 File: 106 KB, 530x1550, __matou_sakura_fate_stay_night_and_fate_series__375e35d2c3d39c2d88c87c55b8fdb651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23373761 im too depressed to fap

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:23:50 2020 No.23373783 >>23373761 What is that? Some VN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:25:07 2020 No.23373791 >>23373781 Is that you, buddy? I'm...so sorry...

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:27:20 2020 No.23373806

>>23372855
>The ice elemental family, god I fucking hate heat
>Demon realm, though honestly anywhere except underwater and wherever the Lovecraft stuff are are fine with me
>Elementalism is nice, especially with a contract. Alchemy isn't too bad but I suck at actual chemistry
>A thief
>I try to steal shit and get claimed as punishment, that or I get tricked into marriage as part of the job

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:27:22 2020 No.23373807
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Be wary of MG-friendly apartments with incredibly low rents. There may be some additional conditions to the lease.

Or, you know, actively seek that stuff out if you want...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:29:22 2020 No.23373816 >>23373783 Another pixel art game with character portraits like this and porn CGs. You play a part-time worker trying to fuck your boss (the annoying-looking bitch that was posted). He might've posted more details on Twitter since I last checked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:31:11 2020 No.23373827 >>23373816 >You play a part-time worker trying to fuck your boss (the annoying-looking bitch that was posted). That could be really awful or super satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:32:40 2020 No.23373835 >>23373807 You know the way to fix that would be simple just put a toilet lid over the hole

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:32:57 2020 No.23373837 >>23372761 To be fair, we had a drought of monster girls for about a year since KC is making that RPG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:34:21 2020 No.23373845 >>23373761 Are there lewds of this "kobold"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:34:36 2020 No.23373847 >>23373807 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:36:15 2020 No.23373861 >>23373791 what?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:39:30 2020 No.23373878

>>23373761
It's made my hatch so it will likely never see the light of day
>release a 5 minute game boy demo and call it a game
>suddenly decides he's a VN developer and gets art for one done
>drops the project for seemingly no reason after weeks of shilling his Yeti here
>now making another farm game and shills it endlessly
>starts making another game before his farm game is even in alpha
Someone should start a betting pool on how long it takes before it's sidelined for another project

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:40:27 2020 No.23373885 >>23373847 https://exhentai.org/g/1600794/1a406d2a3e/ From an anthology. Starts at 117. Untranslated. Wish it was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:41:32 2020 No.23373890 >>23373878 Sounds like something you could call "Yandere dev" syndrome. Too inept and ADHD to focus or finish one thing before starting another thing that won't be finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:42:14 2020 No.23373896 >>23373878 Meanwhile, I'm... Actually, fuck you. Everything this thread touches turns to suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:50:39 2020 No.23373950 What would monster hollywood be like? Would it be as shit as regular hollywood

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:51:53 2020 No.23373962 >>23373950 >Would it be as shit as regular hollywood Undoubtedly, but at least it would be shit in sexier and/or cuter ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:52:52 2020 No.23373966 >>23373950 Yes. Now get to back to laughing at Cucklifornia. The grown ups are talking.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:53:01 2020 No.23373967

>>23373890
>Sounds like something you could call "Yandere dev" syndrome.
No, to have a full on case of Yandere dev syndrome you need to at the same time be extremely inept, egotistical and also tell why your fans are wrong because they didn't vote the same as you wanted them to vote in a poll you made. Among other things.
Honestly, while I could go on for several paragraphs on yandere dev, I can't be bothered right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:53:11 2020 No.23373969 File: 138 KB, 337x580, Gyoubu_Danuki_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23373950 >What would monster hollywood be like? the most creative people in hollywood are the accountants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:53:38 2020 No.23373971 File: 127 KB, 839x1077, 5DFD5A0E-AD22-4207-A871-85162F5F6B6D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long can I shirk milking a holstaur till she makes me milk her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:54:10 2020 No.23373977 >>23373950 Just flip the amounts of sex and violence in regular Hollywood and you have monster hollywood, good luck finding a scary movie that doesn't end up happily ever after

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:54:30 2020 No.23373983

>>23373878
I heard Corona bankrupted his game dev budget and so he's raising money by doing a revenue-split with this cheap porn thing. He's still working on the farm game stuff that doesn't require paid assets, supposedly.

But yeah, who knows, maybe neither will be finished. To be fair, this is all hearsay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:54:44 2020 No.23373988 >>23373950 >Would it be as shit as regular hollywood Over blown, over produced and over test group focused. Resulting in a bland if good looking movie. Adding monster girls and porn can't save it. Especially since Tanukis run the whole show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:56:18 2020 No.23373995 >>23372696 >You get room and board with three meals, your own witch, and you can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like. Reminder that Runya's sabbath provides an excellent benefits package.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:58:55 2020 No.23374010 Sex with Mindflayer! When you cum, she picks up your orgasm and combines it with her own to create an even bigger, more explosive one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:59:13 2020 No.23374011 >>23373977 >good luck finding a scary movie that doesn't end up happily ever after Imagine showing a monster an earth scary movie, that might be too much for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:01:38 2020 No.23374029 >>23373995 >can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like One of these days, I'm gonna return home to find my waifu's been taking pedomorpho-potions, because she's got a great idea for a new scheme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:04:34 2020 No.23374054 >>23373967 Don't worry, I agree that yandere dev is a retard, and probably belongs in prison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:04:46 2020 No.23374055 >>23373761 I hope it actually gets finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:05:45 2020 No.23374063 >>23374010 I love the idea of monsters using magic to combine both their pleasure with their partners. You just know this is a popular practice among mage types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:06:34 2020 No.23374072 >>23374011 I'm sure my waifu could appreciate Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:08:13 2020 No.23374088 >>23374011 >Oh, a chainsaw, how sca--WHY IS IT NOT DEMON SILVER?! WHO WOULD MAKE THISSSSSSS?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:09:42 2020 No.23374100 File: 135 KB, 640x640, B0C3855B-0038-45CF-A878-D4769B14E18F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zipangu women sure are exotic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:09:51 2020 No.23374102 >>23373807 Why is there a hole in his apartment wall?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:10:19 2020 No.23374108 >>23374102 Magic hole

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:10:56 2020 No.23374112 >>23374088 >Implying there won't be a disclaimer for Mamono who see Earth movies that they are pre-portal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:11:35 2020 No.23374122 File: 201 KB, 1502x603, Sabbath Handbook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374088 "Amateurs" >Bapho-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:13:02 2020 No.23374131 >>23374108 Why is there a MAGIC hole in his apartment wall?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:16:52 2020 No.23374155 >>23374011 Forget showing them horror just pull up some Oscarbait or other sad movies like let them watch Schindler's List or I guess for the shotacon's show them The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:17:26 2020 No.23374159 >>23374100 Make sure not to fetishize them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:18:07 2020 No.23374169 >>23374010 >>23374063 I wonder what female orgasm feels like, but I don't want to become a woman, so this could be a good arrangement. Also letting her know what male orgasm feels like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:18:44 2020 No.23374172 >>23374100 Cute mask

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:19:46 2020 No.23374180 >>23374131 So he can milk his neighbor

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:23:14 2020 No.23374206 >>23374180 It's the reverse, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:23:26 2020 No.23374209 Why show monsters sad and scary movies they deserve happy movies like Forrest Gump

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:25:35 2020 No.23374222 >>23374100 Annoying poison bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:25:40 2020 No.23374225 >>23374206 Technically it's both ways

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:26:46 2020 No.23374231 >>23372771 When somebody with greater skill and drive writes it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:31:23 2020 No.23374259 >>23373971 Most Holstaurs can go: >21 days without having sex >7 days without being milked >3 days without being told they're loved Exceeding those limits can be dangerous to the health of the holstaur, and your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:32:02 2020 No.23374264 >>23374209 Because it's funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:32:13 2020 No.23374266 >>23374225 I wish I could read Japanese so I could better understand this series. I found the first part, and managed to translate enough to figure out how the holes work. This part is my favorite, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:32:16 2020 No.23374267 >>23374011 Imagine exposing them torture porn and snuff. They may never leave their room again.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:33:03 2020 No.23374272

>>23373950
very shit.
male actors would be getting discriminated and sexually harassed by executive producers and directors who are hungry for power and a man's cum and they don't care about the quality of their porn and would have much hotter sex with their favorite actor behind the scenes then the actress fucking him on-camera, with all the genuine rape and everything, which would've sold trillions if filmed and watched by monsters everywhere if it became a feature film.
and the films filmed their are soulless super heroine trash and edgy explosion macho woman films. monster girl hollywood would've been better if pornos were produced and directed by monsters AND men with actual inspiration, talent, and passion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:33:42 2020 No.23374278 >>23374264 >>23374267 No bully the monsters because next thing you know they confiscate all our nonsexual movies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:34:39 2020 No.23374282 >>23374278 Fair point

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:35:10 2020 No.23374288 >>23374209 >Have to explain Vietnam >Have to explain substance addiction >Have to explain AIDS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:35:21 2020 No.23374289 >>23374278 Even Mr Bean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:35:44 2020 No.23374295 File: 162 KB, 851x834, LX4ziNJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please take care of Yetis, winter is over and it's getting warmer out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:35:56 2020 No.23374298 >>23374289 Especially Mr. Bean

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:37:27 2020 No.23374304 >>23374288 >Have to explain why Jehnay didn't turn into a harpy and fly away >>23374278 Is that better or worse than them just editing out all the bad and adding in "good endings"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:37:57 2020 No.23374305 >>23374011 I've always imagined my waifu has zero problems with scary movies. I, on the other hand, am a total coward. It basically turns into role-reversal of the usual scary movie night setup, with her cuddling with me and calming me down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:38:08 2020 No.23374306 >>23374278 All they'll do is create a blackmarket for "illegal" movies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:38:09 2020 No.23374307 >>23374272 >soulless super heroine trash and edgy explosion macho woman films Sounds like regular hollywood

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:38:18 2020 No.23374309 >>23374295 Yetis can manage. It's the White Horns that need help staying cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:39:07 2020 No.23374313 >>23374288 >implying they wouldn't be used as examples on why the world needed mamanomana and why it's a better place now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:40:04 2020 No.23374320 >>23374295 They're mostly bare skin anyway. And the actual fluffy girls just shed for the summer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:40:09 2020 No.23374322 File: 95 KB, 900x582, 1567863788693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374309 White Horns are like husky dogs, they need kiddie pools filled with ice to chill out

Richteru Bromonto !NXN9N9potk Tue Apr 7 18:40:56 2020 No.23374327 [SPOILER]

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>>23372761
I got you, baby. I've been laid-off because of COVID, so that means I got all the time in the world now. So let me ask you this;

What kind of monster girl would you like to date in a visual novel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:41:13 2020 No.23374329 >https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/71756676 Is this what an Arch-Lich looks like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:43:49 2020 No.23374340 >>23374329 >https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/71756676 I say it's what a Chuuni Lich looks like

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:44:41 2020 No.23374345 >>23374100 Does she yodel mid-coitus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:50:25 2020 No.23374363 >>23374322 >You know, if you're that hot we could just shear you >Don't. You. Dare. Beauty is pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:54:24 2020 No.23374383 >>23374340 But she looks so powerful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:01:41 2020 No.23374434 What big scary monsters are most likely into cute animals (and men)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:02:22 2020 No.23374438 are these thread still so super paranoid about yuri to not allow ffm stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:02:53 2020 No.23374443 >>23374438 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:03:22 2020 No.23374452 >>23374438 I love it, threesomes are hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:03:23 2020 No.23374451 >>23374434 alice from monmusu quest apperently liked kittens

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:03:52 2020 No.23374457 >>23374438 Nah.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:07:49 2020 No.23374472

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Selkie
>Which region of the MGE world would you most want to live in?
Deep in a forest or along the coastline not dissimilar to the Scottish Hebrides or Danish Faroes
>Which school of magic (Nymphomancy, Necromancy, Theriomancy, Hieromancy, Elementalism, Chaos Magic, Alchemy, Dark Insignias) would you most like to specialize in?
Elementalism specializing in Earth or Water magicks.
>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Barbarian/Fighter
>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Turn her attempted assault into underwater wrestle-sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:15:13 2020 No.23374508 >>23374209 >raising your wifes son after she comes crawling back with aids Maybe for bicorns

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:18:30 2020 No.23374527 >>23374307 t. Retard who watches manchildren whine for 20 minutes because a movie had a woman in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:19:27 2020 No.23374534 >>23374363 >>23374508 >bicorns >bi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:19:56 2020 No.23374540 >>23374508 >Monstergirls don't even understand the "wife's son" meme due to hard-wired monogamy >Their faces when you explain it to them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:27:25 2020 No.23374584 >>23374508 >Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:36:05 2020 No.23374641 This conversation bores me. It's movie night. What do you watch with your waifu? Any strange traditions? Snacks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:37:50 2020 No.23374655 >>23374438 Yes. They still go into spasmodics over alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:38:07 2020 No.23374658 >>23374641 >What do you watch with your waifu? Any strange traditions? Snacks? home movies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:39:15 2020 No.23374666 does kobold and other canine mgs moans like a human or go awoooooooo when she orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:39:41 2020 No.23374671 >>23374641 >What do you watch with your waifu? All the The Lord of the Rings movies with my Elf waifu >Any strange traditions? Setting up a tent in the living room to watch it in >Snacks? Trailmix mixed in popcorn

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:40:32 2020 No.23374674 >>23374655 >hey still go into spasmodics over alps. not really

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:41:31 2020 No.23374679
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How do I stop a young ushi from realizing she's strong enough to chokeslam me into a bed and rape me easily? Alternatively how do I become strong enough to out muscle a ushi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:42:33 2020 No.23374688 >>23374641 we watch neon genesis evangelion, the lighthouse, and berserk we stare at each other for about an hour and we eat water and low-sodium crackers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:42:57 2020 No.23374690 File: 540 KB, 1122x1500, 1586299686988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how much fairy is too much fairy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:43:01 2020 No.23374691 File: 516 KB, 935x1400, anubutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374666 Like a human probably, going too far into animal mannerisms just isn't cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:44:00 2020 No.23374697 File: 29 KB, 384x369, 1586302394425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genuine question: How long do you guys think will take for mge to end?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:45:41 2020 No.23374705 File: 1.08 MB, 2907x4096, EUnh-m2U0AApqAh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:45:54 2020 No.23374706 >>23374641 We watch To Catch a Predator, massage each other until one of use shoots out a strange liquid, and eat hot chip

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:46:56 2020 No.23374719 >>23374697 about 12 eons, idk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:47:21 2020 No.23374724 File: 683 KB, 1467x2859, 5cfff4640c2783764a40454631a28765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Thick Oni Thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:49:19 2020 No.23374736 >>23374724 whUMPH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:55:15 2020 No.23374768 >>23374691 I agree that there's a VERY fine line between, cute and endearing, and annoying.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:56:54 2020 No.23374779

>>23372855
Holsts.
Preferably somewhere plainsy with mountains close by but I could accept forested country side.
Necromancy.
The only setup that works would be oathbreaker paladin/necromancer because I refuse to be a battlebard.
>minding my own business getting a farm set up like my grand father had just like his grandfather had
>a wild holst appears
>????
>profit
The real challenge would be to get her on my side when it comes to cloning undead via mildly disturbing but arguably ethical means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:57:56 2020 No.23374790 >>23374674 Really* Ftfy. Last time there was a serious discussion on them here a few months back the place exploded and lost their shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:57:58 2020 No.23374791 >>23374438 Depends on the time of day. I had a pretty calm talk about yuri and ffm recently in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:59:03 2020 No.23374797 >>23374705 I like vampires but I've always been super scared of getting shots so being bit is even scarier but they are so cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:01:30 2020 No.23374818 File: 108 KB, 800x800, vampire girl missed bite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374797

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:03:42 2020 No.23374838 >>23374790 And people have talked about them from then to now and no big freakouts. Except some futafag being a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:03:49 2020 No.23374840 >>23374818 Good thing I like Dhampirs more they will protect my rare AB- blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:05:01 2020 No.23374855 >>23374797 Meanwhile, I'm sitting over her with an award for frequent blood donations and I want nothing to do with vampires. Ours is a cruel world or it would be if there were MG to feel the cruelty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:08:45 2020 No.23374887 >Wind up taking a hot shower around the time when the portals open >Glacies just pops up in the shower with you, sudden hot water turns her on to the point she jumps you Yay or nay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:11:24 2020 No.23374904 >>23374887 >Things or people popping into my house unbidden That's a nay from me, dawg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:11:34 2020 No.23374907 >>23374855 >She hears you like to donate blood a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:12:41 2020 No.23374917 >>23374904 You are gonna get raped when the portals open, so take it like a man.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:13:36 2020 No.23374924

>>23372855
>Favorite Species
Kikimora, Inari, Lilim, Dragon, Demon
>Regions to live in
Wandering the wilderness; Green Demon Realms; Zipangu maybe.
>School of Magick specialization?
I don't know what MGE category my native telekinetics and teleportation would fall under, but other than that most likely Elementalism.
>JRPG 'class'
What's lightly-armored and uses lots of magick, but prefers to avoid and escape combat instead of Fireballing everything that moves?
>Meeting the Waifu
I'm going to stop here in order to avoid stretching this post out with paragraphs of mediocre greentext. Maybe I'll write a shitty self-origin story later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:14:26 2020 No.23374932 >>23374840 Until you cut yourself on something while she's around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:15:07 2020 No.23374936 >>23374932 She would bandage me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:15:14 2020 No.23374937 >>23374932 >Until you cut yourself im not an emo

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:16:20 2020 No.23374944

>>23374917
>take it like a man.
Swinging until the MAMONO MANA and/or dank monster pussy kick in? You got it.

Or she could just knock. I'm not that difficult, really. Just be nice, convince me the animal parts are real and she'd be halfway into my pants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:18:35 2020 No.23374957 File: 179 KB, 980x1400, SaHa_Assorted_Sharing_14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374944 the chase is half the foreplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:19:18 2020 No.23374963 File: 1.86 MB, 1535x1342, 1551582689922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374887 >Glacies in a hot shower Run while it's super steamy and she can't see

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:19:41 2020 No.23374966 >>23374904 I kinda want to close the door on a shog introducing herself and have her ooze through the door cracks unfazed and ready to maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:22:27 2020 No.23374993 File: 1.04 MB, 2338x1604, 478fc3926514fa56dbf8333a8d5f9ef4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374917 If I got what I wanted, she wouldn't even need to lift a finger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:23:01 2020 No.23374999 >>23374966 call your kiki to take out the trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:23:25 2020 No.23375003 File: 1020 KB, 920x5240, 955f25f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster should come next out of these monsters on this list? What are your ideas for them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:24:36 2020 No.23375019 File: 478 KB, 504x470, cyanide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I make a Nacho still verbally abuse me after I fuck away her venom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:24:48 2020 No.23375022 >>23374966 You know, I think--yeah, I'd prefer that to some portal opening up directly inside my house. Like, an effort was maid, and I'd have proof that I was either tripping balls or something paranormal was happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:25:30 2020 No.23375028 Wisp's design is so fucking good, and I love possessive yanderes but I don't want to be trapped in a weird spirit-cage for eternity

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:28:10 2020 No.23375049 >>23375003 Nalusa Falaya

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:28:22 2020 No.23375051 >>23374641 There's the aforementioned scary movies where she's mainly watching me be all scared. Other than that, I'm up for whatever. Snacks are probably popcorn and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:29:51 2020 No.23375067 >>23375019 If you like it, of course. Even with her venom fucked away she'll still insult you but in a slightly more loving tone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:30:55 2020 No.23375080 >>23374838 There have been minor occurrences where its just people screaming gay is what theres been. This is the second most civil alp discussion that's occured in the past 6 months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:31:25 2020 No.23375086 File: 1.69 MB, 960x8285, 1406050177824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23372761 No fucking content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:31:39 2020 No.23375089 >>23375003 Draugr, so they can reenact For Honor with a Dullahan and an Ochimusha

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:31:57 2020 No.23375093 >>23374904 This. Intruders get the home defense magnum load buckshot rounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:32:08 2020 No.23375094 >>23375003 Tsuchinoko Lamia

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:32:44 2020 No.23375101

>>23372855
>What are you guys favorite species of mamono?
Hellhound, manticore, amazoness.

>Which school of magic would you most like to specialize in?
Elementalism.

>Since MGE plays by JRPG setting tropes, what character class would you want?
Paladin

>How would that play into how you'd meet your ideal mamono?
Get into big fight with very strong Monster, who makes me know what real strength is.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:33:36 2020 No.23375110

>>23375003
>Ammit
Flaming Tires' autistic board /monster/ already tried to make her

>Kamaitachi, Ghoul, Banshee, Dullahan, Ittan-Momen, Redcap, Gargoyle, Arachne, Wendigo, Minotaur, Bunyip
Already in MGE

>Gashadokuro
Would basically be the Queen Slime variant in the sense that it would be a colony of skeletons controlled by a "Core".

>Teke teke, Jikiniki, Pantianak, Ningen, Preta
Shit.

>Nuckelavee
Far too busy of a design for a waifu, some kind of bullshit horsepussy shenanigans involved since it'd be like Quelaag.

>Draugr
Just viking zombies/Ghouls

>Cerberus
Fuck off

>Black Dog
Synonymous with a Hellhound

>Nalusa Falaya
Has some potential to it.

>Chupacabra
Fucking KC, Monorus already designed the ideal template for one but you won't let her suck goats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:36:23 2020 No.23375132 File: 1.19 MB, 1000x1172, __tsuchinoko_kemono_friends_drawn_by_nadare_san_nadare3nwm__e5e2e285c4a770229b62948801a1be46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375094 Odds KC would shamelessly allude to a familiar design?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:39:55 2020 No.23375168 >>23375067 I'm messed up that if I ended up with a Nacho, she'd be a bizarro version, talking shit to me post-dicking that somehow feels comforting, while under the venom influence she'd give me compliments in a way that doesn't feel genuine at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:40:20 2020 No.23375171 >>23375132 Not stacked enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:41:35 2020 No.23375182 File: 636 KB, 622x462, shirime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375110 A better question is how a Shirime would work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:42:30 2020 No.23375191 >>23375003 Seconding >>23375094 as well as Nuckelavee rapehorse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:42:34 2020 No.23375192 File: 134 KB, 817x978, 1578073303743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23374724 Red Onis are the biggest and the strongest!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:43:35 2020 No.23375197 >>23374768 >there's a VERY fine line between, cute and endearing, and annoying Not just annoying but worse, a turn-off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:43:37 2020 No.23375198 >>23375171 That's the second most-stacked worm I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:44:05 2020 No.23375202 >>23375003 AMMIT BE PRAISED

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:45:05 2020 No.23375211 >>23375192 I prefer them small. Or slathering my dick in sake, licking it till I cum, then commenting on how the combination is delicious.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:45:29 2020 No.23375213

>One day Sabbath MGs corner you outside as you are leaving class at college.
>They drag you to a Bapho where she challenges you to *Insert card game here*
>You had experience playing the game years ago, but don't entirely remember the mechanics
>You wind up beating her by the skin of your teeth.
>You leave as she throws a fit
>Campus hears about what happened
>You are given a deck of random cards and then roped into a large tourney, your dick being the prize for all the MGs while you just want to be left alone.
For Mamono, Card games are serious business if dick is involved as the prize.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:46:37 2020 No.23375223 >>23375168 Nothing wrong with some off profile quirks, everyone has their preferences and she sounds like a fun Nacho.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:47:19 2020 No.23375229
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>>23375028
I imagine that the cage isn't necessarily just a cage, that inside it could be like a whole world
I imagine an infinite plane of strange ornate ironwork and glass, with weird blue light glowing up from below.
The 'ground' is warm, and the sky is filled with a strange haze that obscures the hypothetical horizon.
You're thirsty, hungry, you'd like to sleep- but you dare not close your eyes. You hear something like sighs, moans, even laughter on the wind- and it feels like something is watching you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:52:09 2020 No.23375262 >>23375019 Ignore her for a few days. Works with Cursed Swords too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:54:29 2020 No.23375275 File: 822 KB, 689x881, 1585542685839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Small big girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:55:39 2020 No.23375282 >>23375182 Very carefully, similar to the Noppera-Bou or Nue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:56:46 2020 No.23375291 >>23375275 Hmm...how good is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:57:57 2020 No.23375298 >>23375275 The best. Nothing like a happy go lucky lizardman joining the party because she's a 'master at arms!' but I'm twice her height and she's got breasts bigger than her head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:02:00 2020 No.23375334 >>23375275 Tsun Draph is pretty good. They're made for accidentally falling on to you in compromising positions.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:04:57 2020 No.23375357

>>23375229
>'Where exactly are you going?'
>Great. Hallucinating for sure, now.
>'There's nowhere to be, Love. Give up.'
>There MUST be some way out of this place. You were outside, before, weren't you?
>'There isn't. Come to me, come-'
>How did you get here? Why can't you remember?
>'It wasn't pretty, love. Forget all about that'
>Gods, you're thirsty.
>'Give in. I'll quench your desire...'
>If you pass out now, you're dead for sure. You don't wake back up from heatstroke.
>'Oh, you hardly have to worry about that NOW. Just stop resisting, I'll take care of everything..'
>Can't give up.
>'YOU'RE MINE.'
>Must be... water... somewhere...
>'And you always will be.'
>Laying on the strange warm glass, vision fades-
>And the last thing you think you'll ever see, is a pale smiling face
>And eyes like the flames beneath your feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:06:06 2020 No.23375366 >>23375357 I love it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:07:40 2020 No.23375380 >>23375357 Ever read Penywise's Wisp story? It's pretty old, but kinda nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:08:03 2020 No.23375384 File: 1.34 MB, 2012x1944, 1561992553239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Covid-19 vaccine is ready! Hold still!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:08:55 2020 No.23375387 does the mge world have trains?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:09:04 2020 No.23375390 >>23375380 Doesn't sound familiar, have a link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:09:42 2020 No.23375394 >>23374327 Sheepgirl, imposter-kun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:11:45 2020 No.23375414 >>23374327 Fluffy Tails, duh.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:12:57 2020 No.23375427
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>>23375394
Sheepgirls, even among the common MGs, hold a special place in my heart.

Perhaps I'll have my waifu wear a sheep costume sometime. It would be nice and fluffy. Would be fun when she tries to help me sleep. She wouldn't really be able to pull off a Holst costume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:14:28 2020 No.23375440 >>23375384 Hey wait a second. That's not just dark matter, is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:15:13 2020 No.23375446 >>23375440 Accept the cure, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:15:29 2020 No.23375449 >>23375387 They have airships. Probably magiteck, however. I have a setting based off the canon MGE where global tech is advanced past the industrial revolution to the turn of the century, complete with trains and even rudimentary aeroplanes.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:16:05 2020 No.23375451
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>>23375387
I'm sure they have rails and carts to go with them for mining, and you have advanced automatons and gremlins who could probably develop or find a schematic for it in ruins. I wouldn't be surprised if there's zeppelins in MGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:17:23 2020 No.23375460 >>23375387 i have never understood train otaku.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:20:01 2020 No.23375477 >>23375446 But I only want my waifu's mana in me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:22:03 2020 No.23375502 >>23375451 One of the Side 3 islands mentions neon lights and airships. Also gremlin labs where nerdy human men are... persuaded...to become lab assistants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:23:21 2020 No.23375513 can a lich become a wight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:23:42 2020 No.23375515 File: 842 KB, 1200x1710, High Orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many p'orcs and h'orcs do I have to impregnate till I get the title of "Dark Lord"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:24:23 2020 No.23375517 >>23375515 400 babies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:26:17 2020 No.23375532 >>23375515 My revolving door of fetishes is rapidly taking me back to muscle girls. My waifu is gonna have some fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:26:40 2020 No.23375536 >>23375110 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:27:14 2020 No.23375543 >>23375515 It fluctuates. Right now it's 2. Tomorrow it will be 24.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:27:59 2020 No.23375547
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>>23375502
Since there's some advanced tech does this mean there could be a shitty Adeptus Mechanicus equivalent?
>Initiation into the cult requires fucking a toaster
>Initiates get an Automaton waifu when they join
>>23375515
No such title exists for the orcs, the highest is "Lewdboss"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:28:20 2020 No.23375549 >Very conservatively dressed monster girl >Very regal and reserved behavior >Bandaid instead of panties Who's the most likely culprit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:28:40 2020 No.23375552 >>23375229 Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a CAAAAAAGE! >Honey, please stop. You've been singing that song for months now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:29:52 2020 No.23375563 >>23375549 Elves, it's always elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:30:02 2020 No.23375565 >>23375549 Wight afraid of VPL under ten layers of skirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:31:24 2020 No.23375573 >>23375515 You've either got to aggressively flirt with the current H'Orc Warchiefs, or help a bunch of P'Orc runts rise to power.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:31:43 2020 No.23375576 >>23375515 P'ORC WAAAAAAAGH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:35:51 2020 No.23375595 >>23375573 >tfw you will never Shadow of War some dominated P'orcs up the ladder to Warchiefs

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:36:38 2020 No.23375602
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>>23375549
Mantises
>Quiet
>Reserved
>Helpful
>Nice
>Not afraid to stalk you in the woods while slowly cutting articles of clothing
>Only after leaving you completely nude does she show up giving you a false sense of security
>Then shreds her own clothes showing she's only wearing 3 bandaids to cover her dedicates
>Wake up in your bed next morning
>She pretends it never happened and you're left wondering if it was a dream
>That it until she gives you the ever so slightest smirk while showing she isn't wearing panties

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:37:08 2020 No.23375606 File: 159 KB, 727x813, 1557886433834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this dumb Lim

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:40:56 2020 No.23375627 >>23375606 She doesnt look that dumb she managed to zip her hoody up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:43:10 2020 No.23375633 File: 204 KB, 853x1060, Druella12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375627 She's still a NEET

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:44:20 2020 No.23375642

>restaurant with sexy loli waitresses, great food prepared by the culinary sabbath branch, the restaurant is also a strip club with loli dancers performing for you while you eat. satyr loli bartenders and alcohol to last you a shoggoth's lifetime. rumor has it that if you give them an extra 50 bucks, they'll squirt on your food with their cunny juices, behind-the-scenes in the kitchen
would you check it out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:44:45 2020 No.23375651 How much floof does a Kitsune's mofu contain? How about NINE mofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:46:03 2020 No.23375654 >>23375651 is there a meusrment of floof?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:47:26 2020 No.23375664 >>23375654 I don't know, ask Ran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:48:07 2020 No.23375667 >>23375642 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:48:59 2020 No.23375674 >>23375633 Poor girl Nobody can make it through her army to fuck her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:49:45 2020 No.23375678 File: 80 KB, 800x600, Tentacle (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright anons tell me who the greatest waifu is and why she's a shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:50:49 2020 No.23375680 >>23375642 Good job turning it into classless memeshit with the spoiler part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:53:55 2020 No.23375696 >>23375642 Sure as hell would

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:54:57 2020 No.23375702 >>23375642 Oh, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:56:24 2020 No.23375706 >>23375427 They're just so comfortable. No other waifu is so restful without it being their only gimmick Dormouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:56:34 2020 No.23375708 >>23375291 You have to break past her horny exterior to get at the horny interior

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:56:50 2020 No.23375711 >>23375380 https://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:57:25 2020 No.23375713 >>23375642 Extremely

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:57:49 2020 No.23375717 How would a human woman who has lost a limb react to it growing back after monsterizing? Would she be indifferent, emotional, or just happy that she can use it to pleasure a man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:59:54 2020 No.23375736 >>23375717 Regrowing a limb isn't a guarantee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:01:09 2020 No.23375743 File: 265 KB, 1300x1835, 1584971236321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375708 Do tsun little cows jab at the men they like with their horns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:02:45 2020 No.23375753 >>23375736 Imagine monsterizing with regrowth of your phantom limb as a main selling point just to not get it. Extremely sad for all girls. Very bulliable if an alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:04:49 2020 No.23375767 >>23375743 I'm putting marshmallows on the end of her horns when she's not looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:06:20 2020 No.23375777 >>23375743 Of course You stick the people you like with long hard things

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:07:54 2020 No.23375787 >>23375753 I'd just go and ask Gremlin-chan for a special prosthetic for my newly monsterized wife. Though I imagine there's problems with that too. >"My wife's new arm is stuck on the handjob setting." >"That's the only setting."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:11:05 2020 No.23375794 >>23375767 Oh I would bully her so hard doing stuff like that. What's she gonna do about it, standing paizuri me? I'd make it up to her by giving her horns a good polishing, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:13:09 2020 No.23375808 are there any famous normalfags on the internet that likes MGE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:14:20 2020 No.23375814 >>23375808 Slash posted a picture of a lava golem to his Twitter once

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:16:00 2020 No.23375825 >>23375814 What was the context?

>>	Anonymont Tue Apr 7 22:17:14 2020 No.23375835 File: 293 KB, 567x780, Smooch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375414 What type of fluffy tails you want, friend? You want domineering, motherly, tomboyish, affable, emotionless, girlfriendly, or yandere? Give me a personality type.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:20:24 2020 No.23375858 >>23375835 Dominant, Girlfriend, Yandere- all of those are good. Let's do Yandere- but maybe more the possessive-assertive kind, rather than the murder-y kind.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:21:25 2020 No.23375864

>>23375753
Or imagine this:
>be human paladin girl
>questing and shit
>find monstergirl filled dungeon
>cowardly monstergirls don't want to fight, keep running away
>get so angry that you actually cleave a support column in half
>leads to a terrible cave in of the portion of dungeon you were in
>you regain consciousness
>your left arm is buried under huge chunks of rubble
>you can't even feel it
>you're pretty much a sitting duck right now
>you have to amputate
>.....
>you apply a tourniquet
>chop
>pass out in the dungeon. At least you won't be conscious when the monsters eat you piece by piece

>wake up in a soft bed
>feel really weird, and slightly horny
>the monstergirls you were chasing surround your bedside, and a big dummy-thicc echidna is at your bedside
>she didn't like your scaring her monstergirl friends, but all of them refused to let you die, so they all rescued you
>they couldn't do anything about the amputated arm (which they were horrified by, but impressed with the act), so instead, they gave you a whole bunch of extra limbs by making you into an arachne

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:22:11 2020 No.23375869 >>23375825 https://twitter.com/Slash/status/1056253513343238144

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:22:50 2020 No.23375875 >>23375642 >Food Yes You do not understand how much I am delighted by food. I am a scrawny twig-man, but I cannot resist the allure of good food. Is it a fetish? I don't think so, since it's not sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:26:17 2020 No.23375894 >>23375835 Whatever Atlach-nacha is but without the switch and also be a womanlet

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:26:52 2020 No.23375898

>>23375706
Ah...of course! Year of the Rat!!

My waifu shall wear adorable mouse ears and a thin, loose-fitting nightgown! This could become a New Year's tradition.

The blush on her face fills me with joy and anticipation of her inevitable retaliation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:30:13 2020 No.23375914 >>23375835 Motherly sounds pretty good for a fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:32:27 2020 No.23375931 >Summer approaching >mofu wife can't sleep unless I'm wrapped in her tails >refused my offer to buy her a body pillow to replace me during the hotter months Pls help. Mofu induced heat stroke is likely

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:33:30 2020 No.23375938 >>23375931 solution: mattress cooling pad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:34:23 2020 No.23375945 >>23375938 What about sleeping with a lava golem? A ignis? hellhound? dragon? Salamander?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:36:27 2020 No.23375962

>>23375945
The firey elemental sorts will probably change your perception of what is comfortably hot/cool to fit them
Hellhound, dragon, salamander- while warm-bodied, they do not pose the insulative danger of excessive Fluffy Tail immersion. Reduce the thickness or number of sheets and you should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:37:39 2020 No.23375974 >>23375945 I did wonder about camping with a salamander companion. It'd be a bother to have her tail set the tent on fire while we're sleeping but it probably doesn't work like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:42:58 2020 No.23376006 >>23375869 god i hate normalfags now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:45:21 2020 No.23376020 >>23375606 >>23375633 I want to stick my penis inside this lim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:48:32 2020 No.23376032 File: 2.09 MB, 854x1500, 1586314112923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375835 When it comes to fluffy tails, I only have one request.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:49:33 2020 No.23376035 >>23376032 imagine the smell of her tail haha

>>	Losenis Tue Apr 7 22:50:48 2020 No.23376038 File: 175 KB, 668x578, losebday1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glacial pace but I still live wip https://pastebin.com/LF16gBMU

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:53:40 2020 No.23376048 >>23375869 Unironically based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:56:42 2020 No.23376054 >>23376032 Gazer is a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:07:18 2020 No.23376104 >>23375869 https://twitter.com/Slash/status/1213319204159414273

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:09:03 2020 No.23376110 File: 1.18 MB, 1653x2048, Ratatoskr6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375835 Nut fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:09:29 2020 No.23376114 >>23376032 The one benefit of fluffy tails is pushing them aside to see the huge badonkadonks a monstergirl has

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:10:29 2020 No.23376118 >>23374584 >”So she’s his daughter.” >”So her mom is part of a harem?” >”But they’re married” >”You silly humans can’t even get married correctly”

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:13:24 2020 No.23376131 >>23374705 So is she putting fake blood on his neck or putting a clotting agent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:16:26 2020 No.23376143 >>23376131 I thought it was a disinfectant but I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:16:38 2020 No.23376147 >>23376131 It's a disinfectant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:17:13 2020 No.23376150 File: 1.26 MB, 1056x1584, 79877364_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23375835 Wicked, manipulative and dominant on the surface, affectionate and clingy on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:17:58 2020 No.23376152 >>23376150 But that's how I like my apophis

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:21:56 2020 No.23376178 File: 2.64 MB, 1447x2046, 1585673212876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you do if your big meaty wife passes out on top of you? Do you just accept your fate and be smothered, or try and grope her until she rolls off of you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:25:50 2020 No.23376194 god, i want to play a monster girl version of animal crossing so bad. just imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:26:35 2020 No.23376202 >>23376114 >The one benefit I will brush it to calm me down, and I will sleep on it if I am tired. That's more than one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:27:34 2020 No.23376209 >>23376178 grope until she rolls off and then continuing thereafter for several minutes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:28:12 2020 No.23376212 >>23376194 You mean sex? Or did you fall for the furry meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:28:13 2020 No.23376213 >>23376131 It's a common disinfectant brand over there. Just rub some spit and dirt in it and call it good. The improved immune system is good for blood production.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:29:17 2020 No.23376217 >>23376054 Gazer is indeed cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:29:36 2020 No.23376218 >>23376194 >"I can help renovate your house for another 1 million bells. Or for free if you agree to a more long-term partnership~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:30:37 2020 No.23376224 >>23375229 Does that mean if I go to the center of town and look up I can see her panties?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:31:26 2020 No.23376227 >>23376224 She doesn't wear panties

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:32:13 2020 No.23376232 >>23375384 That plunger handle is far too short to push that much liquid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:33:46 2020 No.23376241 >>23376178 Acceptance and maybe a little groping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:33:55 2020 No.23376244 >>23375387 I want to see the Automaton version of Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:34:02 2020 No.23376245 >>23376152 It works just as well with ancient evil foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:35:13 2020 No.23376251 >>23376194 >all the big shadows in the water are all sea bass mermaids that fight in armies against oarfish, stringfish, and blue marlin mermaids so they can be captured by nice villagers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:35:45 2020 No.23376253 >>23375552 Everybody’s working for the WEEKEND!

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:39:57 2020 No.23376271

>Ice Queen-San wants to be a better snuggler in bed
>instead of her usual icy silk sleepwear she put on a fur bikini, fur paw slippers and gloves, and a wool scarf
>opens her "paws" to her husband with a stoic expression waiting for a hug
>husband is having a giggle in bed at her Yeti cosplay
>it was unusually cold that night, but Ice Queen's cuddles were never better than that night

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:39:58 2020 No.23376273 >>23375753 Anyone have the greentext of the paraplegic becoming a lamia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:52:53 2020 No.23376326 >>23374705 >Didn't even put a bandaid on it and kiss it to make it better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:54:22 2020 No.23376337 >>23376251 Imagine going fishing and coming home with a harem of different mermaid species in a huge cooler on wheels. I bet the first one you catch will be arguing that she's head wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:55:51 2020 No.23376344 Why do mamono shops charge single men more? isn't this discrimination

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:55:51 2020 No.23376345 >>23376006 >now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:56:15 2020 No.23376347 >>23376326 >giving cattle that much consideration Next you'll say they need to sleep inside and eat people food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:56:39 2020 No.23376352 >>23376326 That's something you can expect more from a vampire momster who occasionally feeds off her son rather than a younger vamp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:59:09 2020 No.23376371 File: 150 KB, 622x880, 1396101387173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by recreating the love-making scene between Guts and Caska to honor Berserk's return from hiatus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:07:37 2020 No.23376429 File: 267 KB, 800x800, 1584567618260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a CC who won't be honest about her age.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:08:13 2020 No.23376435 >>23376371 How about I recreate a new Idolm@ster game instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:09:21 2020 No.23376439 >>23376371 Now that's an old meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:09:56 2020 No.23376441 >>23376439 Only the vintage memes fit this revelation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:10:40 2020 No.23376448 >>23376178 FAT cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:11:56 2020 No.23376453 >>23376429 Those are some fat titties for a teenager.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:15:58 2020 No.23376477 >>23376453 She'll insist that all teens are that size nowadays, despite being bigger than a high school holst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:16:21 2020 No.23376479 >>23376453 She had a growth spurt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:17:01 2020 No.23376482 >>23376371 Zombies are cuties

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:18:13 2020 No.23376493 File: 96 KB, 1035x637, 1582995124447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when you tell her it's brushing time

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:19:29 2020 No.23376499 >>23376347 >you will never be a rude GILF vampire's bloodbag

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:22:52 2020 No.23376516

>Super nice Vampire that loves humans because they have blood and pampers her bloodbag
>Mean Dhampir that hates humans because they give themselves to vampires too easily and dominates the man she has to protect so that he can't get stolen away
Which sister would be better

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:22:54 2020 No.23376518 >>23376499 Good, I don't know if my self-esteem could handle rude/mean monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:23:00 2020 No.23376519 reminder that if you don't agree with a lilem, she'll press the giant red button next to her and instantly monster mana bomb your kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:23:12 2020 No.23376520 >>23376499 Gonna eat garlic when she isn't looking to get back at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:25:29 2020 No.23376528 >>23376519 That still won't stop her from getting bullied online.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:27:14 2020 No.23376533 >>23376371 Depends. Will we get 2 chapters? Otherwise that's still a hiatus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:28:13 2020 No.23376537 >>23376493 >Mofufufu~

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:28:26 2020 No.23376540 >>23376516 Both. I Want to be gently pumped dry by vampire before the dhampir dominates us both and drains me even more dry. Losts of Vampire/Dhampir kissing as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:29:32 2020 No.23376541 File: 366 KB, 800x930, 1397547920435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23376533 >resuming serialization That implies 2, maybe even 3 chapters this year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:30:09 2020 No.23376543 >>23376371 >Guts having sex with someone so weak she becomes used goods in front of him. nah, zombie-chan deserves something better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:30:32 2020 No.23376547 >>23376518 She only degrades you because she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:31:49 2020 No.23376555 >>23376543 This post brought to you by loli Witch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:34:31 2020 No.23376569 >>23376543 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:37:11 2020 No.23376580 >>23376540 I bet she would chide you for being so weak you get your blood sucked by a vampire as pathetic as her sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:38:04 2020 No.23376583 I want to force a captive dragon to watch hours of MERE'd porn until she finally breaks and becomes a female lizard herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:39:51 2020 No.23376590 >>23376583 Dammit Dragonborn the ancestors did not build the trap in Whiterun for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:40:21 2020 No.23376592 >>23376583 What if she breaks you instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:40:42 2020 No.23376594 >>23376569 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:42:03 2020 No.23376599 >>23376594 Your post was cringe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:42:07 2020 No.23376601 >>23376592 Can always try some scheme again the next day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:42:46 2020 No.23376603 >>23376590 What else are you supposed to do with it? Have it hold her while using your thu'um to shout lewd words at her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:42:53 2020 No.23376604 >>23376592 Dragon's only chance to break me is by acting mere and presenting herself with plenty of meaty tail action

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:43:01 2020 No.23376606 >>23376599 why is it cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:43:34 2020 No.23376611 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that, while the simplicity of the wurm seems like an advantage, don't forget that it also means they can be tough to bargain with when they want something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:43:51 2020 No.23376614 >>23376580 She would for sure! She would also bully Her vamp sister for being so weak as to get so dominated by her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:45:56 2020 No.23376623 >>23376604 What's the proper way to lewd a meaty dragon tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:47:01 2020 No.23376624 >>23376555 i hate witches, gib dark mage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:47:09 2020 No.23376626 File: 530 KB, 700x917, Slan The Mam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23376541

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:48:17 2020 No.23376631 >>23376626 Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:48:46 2020 No.23376636 >>23376569 That rape scene was fucked up, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:51:37 2020 No.23376651 >>23376626 Slan's attack on Guts is one way I imagine realmsilver to work. No physical injuries but fucked up his magical body...or whatever...it was so long ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:53:44 2020 No.23376659 >>23376626 That momster would embarrass her kid way too often

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:54:17 2020 No.23376662 >>23375003 >Dybbuk >Israel Country is a little young to be having mythical creatures don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:54:51 2020 No.23376664 >>23376626 Cool Momsters are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:56:13 2020 No.23376673 >>23376662 >little young to be having mythical creatures Not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:59:36 2020 No.23376698 >>23376664 Gotta remind you momster that cool moms milk their sons daily. Wake-up bjs are for really cool moms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:04:51 2020 No.23376720 File: 276 KB, 972x1545, EU9KmWYUcAAj4gM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23376477 Tell me more of these high school holsts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:06:26 2020 No.23376728 >>23376720 Should probably get her to the hospital and get that horn wound checked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:09:14 2020 No.23376745 >>23376720 >"Let's make a soccer team!" Silly little cow. Let's make two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:27:07 2020 No.23376819 >>23376720 Cool horns!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:28:58 2020 No.23376830 >>23376626 So is she a medusa or a werebat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:29:37 2020 No.23376837 >>23376830 She's Slaan, Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea. That is enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:35:52 2020 No.23376869 >>23376244 >Gustav >Not Dora

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:49:22 2020 No.23376911 does heaven and hell exist in MGE? what's the punishment for doing bad deeds while in hell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:50:42 2020 No.23376912 >>23376911 I think you can fill in the blanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:50:59 2020 No.23376913 >>23376911 i mean, what punishment do you get when you're in hell after doing bad deeds during your time on Earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:52:01 2020 No.23376918 >>23376913 Burning foreverally?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:00:49 2020 No.23376958 How do I get a "demo" version of having sex with a certain species before going through with the full, real version in case their looks, style, and gimmick don't do anything for my penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:01:43 2020 No.23376964 >>23376958 Visit your local nightmare or mindflayer.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:05:30 2020 No.23376976

>>23376911
The MGE afterlife is pretty vague with nothing to go on besides a few random tweets over the past decade. There's a heavenly realm that the Chief God resides in but it's unknown if she allows anyone other than her angels and fellow uncorrupted gods inside.
There's an underworld that all souls initially pass into before being reincarnated, temporarily punished, or allowed to move on, but we don't know if the punishment involves being sent to any place similar to hell. One Lilim did make a spirit realm similar to it to contain humans deemed too dangerous, though chances are it's just a place for sadist monsters to try reforming men through rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:19:04 2020 No.23377027 >>23376976 Monsters loathe evil humans to the point of willing to kill them if threatened enough. More likely her realm is more a prison of crushing isolation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:21:43 2020 No.23377038 >>23376869 That does work better. I’m not an Alp I swear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:35:58 2020 No.23377102 >>23377027 There is something like that in a figurative sense. Eros has the ability to curse people so that they cn never be loved again. If you’re familiar with C.S. Lewis’ four types of love you can see why this curse is worse than death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:39:51 2020 No.23377117 >>23377102 Yeah the iron or black cupid errows cupid's fire. Although that's only for cheaters and the like and usually it can be fixed. I could see that magic being used in the lilims prison though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:40:37 2020 No.23377119 How stupid are Wocks?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:43:05 2020 No.23377130

>>23377117
The black arrows are not for cursing, they cause the target to feel cold and alone and strongly desire affection. They're for ignorant or self-centered cases.
They're used as a different approach to pairing people up, not necessarily as a punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:46:36 2020 No.23377148 File: 179 KB, 753x1087, jabberwock31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23377119 They're extremely intelligent but the second it becomes sex related they become literal fucking degenerate animals

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:52:30 2020 No.23377170 >>23377119 They're a race of gaudy sluts but don't let that deceive you. A Jabberwock is every bit as intelligent as her vanilla brethren until you temporarily reduce her to a mere lizard by suddenly shoving your cock down her throat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:57:24 2020 No.23377184 >>23377119 Extremely intelligent but all the brain power goes to finding new lewd shit to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:57:43 2020 No.23377186 >>23377170 >mereing jabber through sex Wrong kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:00:15 2020 No.23377199 >>23376244 >>23376869 You can't forget Shekinaga, the honorary train. She's already a Living Doll, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:04:48 2020 No.23377211 How would one make a lizard feel like a dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:06:17 2020 No.23377219 >>23377170 I do believe wocks are in a constant state of dominant mere'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:07:01 2020 No.23377220 >>23377186 Pushing your sexual desire on them is exactly how you mere them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:07:29 2020 No.23377222 >>23377211 Offer up a virgin so she doesn't destroy you village. The virgin is you. Also let her have a lot of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:17:02 2020 No.23377262 >>23377102 I dunno, doesn't seem too different to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:19:13 2020 No.23377266 >>23377211 Worship her fat tail.

Anonymont Wed Apr 8 03:19:40 2020 No.23377269
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>>23375858
>>23375894
>>23375914
>>23376032
>>23376110
>>23376150

Motherly yandere of the possessive-assertive kind whom is wicked, manipulative and dominant on the surface, affectionate and clingy on the inside? I'm like, trying to wrap my head around your collective thoughts, does this come close?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:20:55 2020 No.23377276 How do you inverse MERE a lizard?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:22:39 2020 No.23377282

>>23377148
Never try to out-degenerate a jabberwock.
You're just gonna get to the point where /d/orse, vore, tentacle sex is as vanilla to her as missionary is to the average person. Our brains can't even comprehend the fetishes that jabberwocks can come up with

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:22:46 2020 No.23377284 >>23377276 Training montage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:25:59 2020 No.23377294 >KC made the lewdest dragon brown skinned. What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:28:35 2020 No.23377300 >>23377294 Post this dragon and we shall inspect it

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:31:01 2020 No.23377315
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>>23377294
>Brown skin
>Multiple tongues
>Will literally do anything you want
>Probably has a cute English-style accent
>Pink breath for lewding you
>Proud of her depravity
Honestly, jabberwocks are some of the best girls out there. They're only outdone by sandworms. But they make a solid second place

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:31:42 2020 No.23377319 The secret weapon to combating hellhounds is a vacuum cleaner

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:32:46 2020 No.23377328 >>23377319 >not a spray bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:33:14 2020 No.23377332 >>23377315 I want a JK wock to start a Perversion Club around me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:33:21 2020 No.23377335 >>23377328 >evaporates before touching them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:33:37 2020 No.23377336 >>23377269 Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:33:47 2020 No.23377338 >>23377319 Lemons are more effective and mobile

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:34:28 2020 No.23377344 >>23377338 That's for Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:34:59 2020 No.23377347 >>23377344 Works for hellhounds too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:35:04 2020 No.23377350 >>23377338 There are advances that make them cordless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:36:02 2020 No.23377356 >>23377350 Yes, but they're big and awkward. Lemons you can stuff in your pocket and surprise them with them

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:36:43 2020 No.23377362

>>23377262
Probably not. If Eros’ curse does what it says it means that all love, whether familial or even between friends, becomes completely unavailable to the cursed person.

So the difference is that in mamono prison you’re basically trapped in indefinite solitary confinement and if you’re cursed it becomes metaphysically incapable of forming a bond with any other living creature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:37:26 2020 No.23377367 >>23377347 Doesn't Mountain Dew, too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:37:50 2020 No.23377370 >>23377362 Yeah, no, still doesn't sound any different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:40:26 2020 No.23377382 >>23377356 But the fear at the sound is the best part. Especially when riding your trusty steed a lawnmower

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:45:17 2020 No.23377404 >>23377370 Basically it’s the difference between starving to death in a cold empty room and starving to death in a buffet where all the food is locked behind bulletproof glass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:47:41 2020 No.23377417 >>23377332 Something along the lines of the SOS Brigade or the Far-East Magical Napping Society of Summer, but lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:50:04 2020 No.23377437 >>23377338 Well you know what they say when life gives you women

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:52:02 2020 No.23377447 >>23377437 Make daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:53:16 2020 No.23377457 >>23377437 Don't do it cave johnson

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:55:18 2020 No.23377467 >>23375003 >tfw no Teke teke amputee wife to dick into changing her murderhobo ways feels sad man

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:57:03 2020 No.23377476 [SPOILER]

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>>23377437
>Well you know what they say when life gives you women
Jump inside her mouth and fuck her tongue over and over again until you've assembled an army of daughterus, and then fuck tongue her some more because it feels good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:01:14 2020 No.23377495 Can you make a manticore docile with catnip? Or a jinko?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:12:59 2020 No.23377549 >>23377457 But I wanna fuck an evil automaton

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:33:30 2020 No.23377611

>>23377495
That's a crapshoot. It's meme that they only get docile. Much like drunkards in real life there can be energetic catnippers and angry catnippers just like there are catnippers that get lazy. You're basically hoping they don't go with either of the other 2 options versus the 1 option that would save you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:43:47 2020 No.23377647 >>23377404 Honestly, Eros curse sounds like the worst. And I still don’t get how this still exisit where bicorns are a thing. Aldo seams slightly extreme for just cheating, it would be morr merciful to just kill the dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:50:52 2020 No.23377680 File: 213 KB, 685x516, Swordlim on her throne.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No story about Swordlim corrupting mansion losers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:54:47 2020 No.23377698 File: 109 KB, 192x310, 1323045015306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23377647 > entire setting based on a veritable smorgsbord of surprise sex > "Stick your dick in anything other than your waifu and you die foreveralone"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:57:07 2020 No.23377703 >>23377698 To be fair, sticking your dick in most monstergirls mean they become your waifu so it's okay. You just have to take responsibility.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:57:37 2020 No.23377704

>>23377698
Yeah, that’s kinda what I’m getting at.
I don’t even know if you can be cured from the curse.
Hell, I probably would avoid getting married if it made it so I never had to worry about getting the curse. I can live without a wife but I can live without having friends or family or anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:58:40 2020 No.23377706 >>23377704 >I can live without having friends Can’t* damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:59:56 2020 No.23377708 I nutted to lamiaroid twice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:00:10 2020 No.23377709 >>23377680 >Female knight manages to callenge Selene to a duel >Fight is one sided as mos lilim fights go. >Selene lifts her up and whispers in her ear >"Your humanity is mine" >Then and there Selene changes her into a monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:00:26 2020 No.23377710 Boning more than 1 monster is as bad as cuckshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:03:19 2020 No.23377720 >>23377710 This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:04:11 2020 No.23377730 >>23377710 Yes, but also consider: harems is great

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:04:26 2020 No.23377732 >>23377709 So what happens if a guy manges to beat Selene?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:04:43 2020 No.23377734 >>23377720 Who the fuck said I was being ironic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:06:32 2020 No.23377742
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>>23377319
>Want to do some housecleaning
>Floors are kinda dirty, go into the closet to grab the vacuum cleaner
>Your Hellhound wife hears the familiar plastic clunking noises of the machine being dragged out
>Her breathing increases along with her heartrate
>You plug in the vacuum and turn it on
>You swear you hear her mumble some swears
>"Are you okay?" you ask
>She assures you shes fine
>Turn on the machine
>Hear somebody running at mach speed
>You turn your head and your wife is no longer in the living room
>Think nothing of it and continue with cleaning
>After you're done you find her curled up underneath the covers of your bedroom, whimpering

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:16:03 2020 No.23377787 >>23377742 My mom's terrier made vacuuming very difficult because she kept trying to kill it. Terriers ain't afraid of nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:16:42 2020 No.23377792 >>23377698 If I ever get the curse I would probably just off myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:21:26 2020 No.23377805 >>23377792 Like, imagine your just some adventure and fuck some slime or whatever and later fuck a lizard girl and suddenly BAM, cursed due to the slime having considered you her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:25:02 2020 No.23377817 >>23377792 Just Alp yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:26:29 2020 No.23377823 Making Smug Bug Snug by a Fug on the Rug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:28:18 2020 No.23377832 >>23377817 I dono if that removes the curse but at least I can use doppelgänger potion if nothing else.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:30:57 2020 No.23377843

>>23377805
>>23377698
>>23377647
Do you people purposefully not read the setting info or are you just retards?
The curse is said to be punishment for infidelity among people who call themselves her followers.

Which means a) if you don't follow Eros and aren't using her hieromancy she won't give a fuck, b) it's okay to have multiple wives so long as they are all actually your wives, and c) monsters don't go for monster-claimed men anyway, and even if they did THEY'D be the ones getting curses shoved up their ass, as they're responsible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:35:50 2020 No.23377856 >>23377843 >The curse is said to be punishment for infidelity among people who call themselves her followers. That seams like the least effective deterrent there is. Just don’t be a follower and suddenly you can’t get her curse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:37:13 2020 No.23377862 >>23377856 Because, like most classical gods, the MGE gods only really pay attention to those who follow them and/or tread in their domain. And if you follow them and get their boons, you need to play by their rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:40:46 2020 No.23377870 >>23377862 >And if you follow them and get their boons, you need to play by their rules. Well I guess that’s fair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:51:21 2020 No.23377900 File: 533 KB, 2128x2356, D-boss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] need more dragon boss

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:52:53 2020 No.23377905 File: 980 KB, 500x500, Dragon_Maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23377900 How about dragon maids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:02:55 2020 No.23377943 >>23377905 Dragon maid boss. Become the bartender/butler she falls in love with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:07:04 2020 No.23377976 >>23377905 Dragon furniture

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:16:07 2020 No.23378023 File: 171 KB, 990x1065, 154726f37872626d0023e7f4e959f30e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm such a fucking slut for slimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:16:55 2020 No.23378027 >>23377900 Dragon boss looks kind

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:17:40 2020 No.23378034 File: 2.07 MB, 1920x1080, 1786342345453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378023 Schlooorrp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:19:28 2020 No.23378047 >>23377900 I wonder if dragon boss just jumps out the window to fly to where she needs to be?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:20:52 2020 No.23378056
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>>23378034
I'm serious you could throw me into a dimly lit room with ten or so slimes and I could spend the whole day just being their little milking toy enjoying every second

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:26:07 2020 No.23378082 I'm addicted to fox mofu. Help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:27:10 2020 No.23378086 File: 212 KB, 596x704, 1580011003994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378082 I've got my own problems, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:29:23 2020 No.23378099 >>23378047 nope she goes to the building helipad and shoots into the sky with a single flap of her wings

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:31:18 2020 No.23378107 File: 516 KB, 800x1021, 1422480527752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378082 Try boobies. BOOOBIEES

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:37:39 2020 No.23378136 File: 667 KB, 1030x1200, Griffon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if Griffons just make themselves bodyguards for men they like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:39:26 2020 No.23378146 >>23378136 They seem very protective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:45:00 2020 No.23378185 File: 78 KB, 735x520, 1586218965324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378023

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:45:52 2020 No.23378189 >>23378136 >"I'm your new bodygaurd!" "but i don't need a-" >The griffon leans in with a eager smile >"I'm.Your. New. Bodygaurd!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:46:52 2020 No.23378194 >>23378185 Can she do that with nonalcoholic drinks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:50:03 2020 No.23378211 >>23378189 This griffon needs the :D face lightnight's wurms have

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:51:25 2020 No.23378218 How about a kikimora school A CC kikimora demonstrates cleaning techs and how to get about with modern tools and other things

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:51:28 2020 No.23378219 File: 431 KB, 800x666, Red_Cherry_Or_Blue_Raspberry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378185 Can't I just suck on her tits to drink it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:51:40 2020 No.23378220 >>23375390 https://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:55:43 2020 No.23378244 >23378034 >whoruzoku peepwholeviewers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:57:57 2020 No.23378251 File: 275 KB, 656x519, MGQP100%SlimeSlut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378023 >>23378056 I know your pain bro, the struggle is real

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:01:04 2020 No.23378270 File: 52 KB, 1024x576, Ishuzoku-Reviewers-Ep4-32-1024x576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love the idea of a body hot enough to cook on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:03:38 2020 No.23378283 File: 738 KB, 1280x720, 1585423859909.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378244 She can fist your peep hole if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:04:14 2020 No.23378286 >>23378270 Me and you both, the sausage part was extremely lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:05:49 2020 No.23378298 >TFW you accidentally call your waifu "mommy" while visiting your parents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:05:56 2020 No.23378300 >>23378283 The magical fairy sweat that musta been left on her arm, fuck it prolly smells so good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:11:18 2020 No.23378343 File: 239 KB, 775x1100, 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:19:15 2020 No.23378393 File: 62 KB, 359x535, 151a783f594bc7d7933741436512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Honey brown with the long black hair Teasing me with a kiss and a stare Slight touch and you taking me there So fine and it just ain't fair

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:20:51 2020 No.23378408 >>23377269 Gazer isn't the motherly sort. I want no part in your shitty "collective"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:30:39 2020 No.23378473 >>23378343 Thats some impressive gift wrapping ribbon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:46:23 2020 No.23378546 File: 313 KB, 800x922, Gazer836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378473

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:48:05 2020 No.23378556 >>23378546 Would a gazer like lasers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:50:54 2020 No.23378573 >>23378556 She'll think you're mocking her, and show you what a real ray looks like. Or she might just laugh and take it in stride. Gazers are fickle and hard to predict.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:54:29 2020 No.23378590 >>23378270 I would risk the third degree burns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:18:52 2020 No.23378755 >go on a jog in the woods in the hopes a forest-dwelling Monster has awoken to spring and is looking for a mate or >masturbate in the hopes my cum rags will eventually lure Devil Bugs or Beelzebubs out of the woodwork

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:19:55 2020 No.23378759 >>23378755 Alp and masturbate to your own reflection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:25:52 2020 No.23378805 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devilBug2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378755 S~W~A~R~M~F~A~T~H~E~R~R~R~R~ It'ssssss ti~me for mo~re inssss~eminatio~nnn~

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:29:48 2020 No.23378835
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Seeing a high level succ go from a smug ara ara to an utterly enthralled teenage girl progressively during a hand holding session. Watching her slowly start to tremble as beads of sweat make their way down her cheeks and her breath gets choppy. Looking the other direction to not embarrass her so that you don't see her tail wagging like a dog's and cute little bat wings fluttering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:35:32 2020 No.23378869 >>23378835 Finish her off with interlocking fingers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:36:46 2020 No.23378875 >>23378805 That sounds so formal. Call me Broodad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:37:50 2020 No.23378880 >>23378805 >swarmfather I did not expect this to sound so hot, but okay. Guess I have to impregnate all my daughter wives now.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:51:43 2020 No.23378973
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>>23378880
>>23378805
I'm imagining an Iron Man III type scenario where the chittering horde is raiding the town and hissing about "Forrrr tttthe Ssssswarmfather~", everyone thinks he's some sort of dark necromancer mastermind or other who's learned to control the devil bugs.
Adventuring parties are formed, attack, battle their way against the bug hordes, cleave their way into the mountain lair...
And in the end Swarmfather is literally just their dad, some poor sap who's been kidnapped and fed succubus nostrum until his balls are like cantaloupes, held captive in a dark bug-filled pit and constantly incest-raped by chitinous roaches, forced to breed and grow the swarm 24/7.
tfw that will never be you, why even live

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:57:07 2020 No.23379008 >>23378973 Fuck all insects

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:04:05 2020 No.23379066 File: 1000 KB, 980x735, 1322420663325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379008 > "~A~a~a~ll insects?" > "Ara ara, I rather think you'll have your hands full with just me and my sister-daughters, but I do like a man with... ambitions"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:04:10 2020 No.23379067 >>23378805 >Husband! It is 4pm! >Time to impregnate your newest children! Yes dear

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:07:22 2020 No.23379092 File: 110 KB, 300x227, HoroScyll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379067 lul

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:10:27 2020 No.23379112 >>23379067 The dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:24:37 2020 No.23379212 >>23378136 They'd find excuses to rape him first >you tried to steal my soft feathers didn't you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:26:57 2020 No.23379227 >>23378189 I can't afford a bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:37:28 2020 No.23379309 >>23379227 They accept alternative payment methods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:40:11 2020 No.23379333 File: 101 KB, 600x992, 1395847708415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379227 > Everything is trying to impreg-rape you > Child support is expensive You can't afford NOT to have a bodyguard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:40:13 2020 No.23379334 >>23379227 make them want to protect you and no payment will be required

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:42:52 2020 No.23379351 File: 918 KB, 3713x3412, troll12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to get a stinky troll to lick my face with her stinky tongue, so that I can smell her stinky breath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:43:10 2020 No.23379354 File: 338 KB, 1000x615, 1473785112402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379227 The mafia can help with that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:46:28 2020 No.23379383 >>23379333 What if my bodyguard tries to impreg-rape me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:47:07 2020 No.23379389 >>23375213 > insert card game You mean paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hyper cub strip chess poker?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:55:15 2020 No.23379468 >>23379333 Paying child support to your rapist who probably earns more than you anyway is bullshit. >>23379354 I wouldn't mind being the personal bitch of a tough Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:55:52 2020 No.23379474 >>23379389 Yes, that’s what he said. Yu-Gi-Oh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:03:02 2020 No.23379545 >>23379468 Of course she earns more than you. She gets over 95% of your income as her income.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:03:14 2020 No.23379547 >>23379389 Only huge nerds play that game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:04:20 2020 No.23379560 >>23375213 I think the only card game I've legitimately played was solitaire. I hated it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:06:12 2020 No.23379582 How is it that I spend one day imagining scenarios for my waifu to sadistically milk me dry, and then the next day picturing her blushing in all manner of cute outfits? Then pushing her down and ravishing her in said outfits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:13:17 2020 No.23379652 >>23379560 Klondike, Free Cell, or Spider?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:18:53 2020 No.23379711 >>23379545 Bad idea in countries with progressive tax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:20:48 2020 No.23379725 >>23379468 Yeti bodyguards are strong, caring, and determined, they know how to separate on the job life saving cuddles from off the clock tender loving snuggles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:23:10 2020 No.23379744 your cock between big raiju tiddies

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:26:58 2020 No.23379777 >>23379744 Don't talk about my cock bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:28:19 2020 No.23379791 >>23379744 I am ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:28:53 2020 No.23379793 File: 385 KB, 729x1019, EVACppgUwAIttir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:30:13 2020 No.23379805 File: 1.09 MB, 1280x1292, 1586356213057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379744 All I ask is that you remember my sacrifice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:34:15 2020 No.23379832 >>23379805 your sacrifice will be remembered

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:38:39 2020 No.23379864

>>23379545
That's suicide-inducing
My father had to pay alimony top his ex till he died, which was such bullshit because when he died his ex was in her 70's and the kids they had together where in their 50's.
But such was Texan divorce law back in the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:38:55 2020 No.23379865 >>23379777 dude, your cock inside a raiju's pussy now. it's shooting out cum into her womb and it's getting her pregnant because of your big hard cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:39:58 2020 No.23379875 >>23379805 why can't this website be like futaba channel and have all boards allow posting porn? i want a thread about monster girls, not monster girl porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:40:01 2020 No.23379877 >>23379744 i fuckin love raiju but titjobs are pretty trash so no thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:40:22 2020 No.23379878 >>23379805 Nice standard-rez. RIP in pieces http://imgbox.com/5ByUmAcE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:41:03 2020 No.23379881 >>23379793 haha she can't even wear panties, guess it's her destiny to be bred all day instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:41:25 2020 No.23379885 >>23379875 scuse me, i meant i want a thread about monster girls but also have the option to post porn while not being a porn-focused monster girl thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:41:50 2020 No.23379893 >>23379875 a d v e r t i s i n g

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:42:08 2020 No.23379896 >>23379877 They're hit and miss for me. Depends on the technique, the attitude, and the portrayal of the tits. That friendly cow doujin fron earlier? That's some top tier paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:42:10 2020 No.23379898 >>23379711 Its taxed out of the father technically but removed before taxes are taken from his pay. Its tax free money essentially.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:42:42 2020 No.23379904 >>23379877 okay, your cock can casually be between her tits and you don't have to focus on it, you could be watching tv, go on the computer, or eat food and your raiju can titjob you because it's fun for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:43:44 2020 No.23379907 >>23379893 futaba channel has advertisements too and it didn't stop them from being allowed to post porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:44:49 2020 No.23379914 File: 1.90 MB, 1054x1200, 0_Sabbath_Cover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379877 >titjobs are pretty trash Such is the fate of lolicon trash, but the problem is with the girl, not the titjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:45:06 2020 No.23379919 >>23379904 well if it's fun for her and she might be one of the only mg's able to do something with it because of her electricity otherwise it's a really low amount of stimulation

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:46:30 2020 No.23379932 >>23379914 nah it's just really underwhelming tactile stimulation

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:47:10 2020 No.23379937 Your dick between thick loli lich thighs. She can levitate at the right height while you're standing, so you're free to thrust away and grope her lewd body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:47:38 2020 No.23379945 >>23379919 i'm sure monsters can perform magic surgery so that the nerve endings on your dick is more reactive than a woman's vagina. you'll moan like a cutie and cum like a princess and your raiju will enjoy you so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:49:00 2020 No.23379959 >>23379937 i want my little girl to do it excitedly and not let me do all the work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:49:36 2020 No.23379966 >>23379945 magic surgery sounds neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:50:07 2020 No.23379973 >>23379907 >30% of any ad revenue possibilities versus 100% of any ad revenue possibilities It's not hard to figure out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:50:49 2020 No.23379978 >>23379875 I fucking wish

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:51:31 2020 No.23379984
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>>23379877
>i fuckin love raiju but titjobs are pretty trash so no thanks
I've never been a fan of titjobs myself, and I'm someone who loves huge tits. However, holsts man. How could you resist holst titjobs? You can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:52:43 2020 No.23379992 >>23379937 Sumata always seem more like a femdom position to me, much like hotdogging. Myself bound and her doing all the movement till my hips just start bucking on their own. If I'm the one in control, I'll just stick it in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:52:44 2020 No.23379993 >>23379984 i bet they get milk all over you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:54:22 2020 No.23380010 >>23379993 Well I love milk, so I wouldn't mind!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:57:03 2020 No.23380032 >>23380010 Obviously you should show appreciation by getting your milk all over her too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:01:05 2020 No.23380062 File: 260 KB, 773x795, 1586358065519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23379993 >>23380010 >>23380032 She likes milk, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:05:36 2020 No.23380091 >>23378270 It's even better if your waifu can make her body glow hotter than iron need be for any craft as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:05:39 2020 No.23380093 File: 126 KB, 1000x1300, 1477188086591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk is good for the bones, dude! Especially the most important bone in the body!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:09:34 2020 No.23380129 File: 147 KB, 700x869, 1555370440050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I deal with a tentacle infestation? Please help fast they're blocking me from watering my tomatoes and it's really hot outside

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:12:45 2020 No.23380162 >>23380129 Just water them instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:13:54 2020 No.23380175 >>23380129 Water them with you penis

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:14:25 2020 No.23380176

>>23379067
>Silly wife, all those hormones must have clouded that adorable head of yours! You have our friend LeShaun for that duty
>Thanks for reminding me of time though, I should be preparing for the night shift. Someone's gotta provide for this splendid family!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:16:30 2020 No.23380195 >>23380093 Hip bone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:21:18 2020 No.23380231 >>23379992 Those can just as well be ways to dominate the girl by teasing her with the impending "stick it in"-part. >pear-shaped loli bent over on all fours >hotdog her fat loli ass with your fat adult dick >tags: imminent_anal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:23:44 2020 No.23380247 >>23380231 Seems like too much work without the potential for finesse. I'd rather just work her nipples and lick her neck and ears prior to insertion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:32:00 2020 No.23380303 File: 187 KB, 500x647, viccu_hat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alt Viccy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:33:33 2020 No.23380318 >>23380091 Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:39:38 2020 No.23380352 >>23380303 I like this one more. It carries a somewhat more palatable historical baggage.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:39:49 2020 No.23380356

>>23378875
Based and stolenpilled

>>23378973
How the is anyone not into incest supposed to live the dream? Swarm minion mamono are most best. I'd say do it like a pyramid scheme where me and my son-in-laws dominate and rule the world. But we all know that the sexy swarm girls can't into explanations, self-control, or logic. If you got 1 roachgirl, her 30 sisters came along. Which is beautiful, but that's some crazy daughteru multiplication. It always turns into being held in a rapecave by the daughterus. Feels bad. No roach and slime army to world dominate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:41:13 2020 No.23380366 File: 1.52 MB, 3760x6104, dincomm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Small cows deserve to be milked as much as regular cows

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:44:29 2020 No.23380384 File: 400 KB, 1033x1300, NUa3fw2c_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23380366 I'll let her join my holst harem. But we're going to feed her holst milk e'erday to get her breasts up to size!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:47:04 2020 No.23380400 >>23380352 I've been thinking of a redesign for a while now, I'm just waiting for some artists to be freed up to see what their ideas are

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:49:44 2020 No.23380411 >>23380247 >I'd rather just work her nipples and lick her neck and ears prior to insertion. That part is first, the hotdogging comes after it when she's already in position right before insertion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:52:07 2020 No.23380425 File: 277 KB, 700x878, 1399499844902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23380366 What a disgrace, she's failed not only as a cow but as a woman too

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:52:58 2020 No.23380427

>>23380129
>>23380162
>>23380175
Funnily enough, there was a type of wild oats in the Xanth series of books by Piers Anthony that if watered via dick would make the normally uncontrollable Nymph the plant birthed be begrudgingly bound to the young man's whims.

It was a pretty infamous coming-of-age ritual where young men would lose their virginity or attempt to by raising such plants.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:53:53 2020 No.23380433

>>23380366
>Furiously intense thighjob drains so much out of me, all I can do is collapse against her body, and suck on her nubs
>A small but steady trickle of warm milk dribbles down my throat, occasionally spilling out the side of my lips as my weakened body struggles to stay conscious
>She pats my head and softly coos, telling me to drink more and more, and come back every day till I've had enough.
Suddenly she isn't so concerned about her bust size.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:00:49 2020 No.23380481

>>23380411
Hey, man. You gotta have a realistic game plan. Gotta keep those cards close to your chest. The goal is to get her all rilled up and sopping wet.

Anticipation, coupled with her moaning and begging her to put it in is more than enough to get me to full mast. Why risk giving her an opening? If she wants to try for it herself, by all means...but good luck to her trying to get a good tempo going with me squeezing her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:03:15 2020 No.23380496 >>23380433 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:05:52 2020 No.23380516 >>23380366 >>23380433 Small chest + lactation is an absolute patrician fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:09:06 2020 No.23380537 >>23380427 Sounds like a something the Plant Mamano kingdom would have. Young Incubus sons being made to care for a young loli plant who will be their wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:13:09 2020 No.23380562 File: 3 KB, 254x176, We appear to have dragons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23377905

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:20:17 2020 No.23380616 >>23380496 >>23380516 Thanks. Good to feel appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:22:39 2020 No.23380638 >https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c8155d812c1c spades that give you the succ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:25:22 2020 No.23380663 File: 2.09 MB, 2000x1206, ettucutewifelr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New wife picture! Does your wife believe in monarchies?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:29:33 2020 No.23380700
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>>23380663
Does being a chief to a p'orc stronghold count as a monarchy?
I mean, it's kinda close. Monarchy on a very small scale.

If so, then yes. They follow me blindly, but I never lead them astray.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:35:58 2020 No.23380764 I just want a nice monstergirl to cuck me AAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:37:38 2020 No.23380778 >>23380764 She'll cuck you out of your cuck fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:38:50 2020 No.23380787 >>23379744 >Raiju in a sexual situation and no headpats Ace must be so triggered by this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:39:16 2020 No.23380790 >>23380764 You have problems. What kind of monstergirl though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:43:51 2020 No.23380830 >>23380663 Maybe? What does that even mean? Does she believe in the divine right if kings? Also fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:46:44 2020 No.23380855 >>23380790 Don't respond to him

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:49:22 2020 No.23380878 >>23380790 Yes I have and I stated one already. And it's perfectly a mantis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:54:29 2020 No.23380926 Anyone have separate versions of your waifu for MGE world and Earth? I do. Slight differences in lifestyle and her profession, as well as how closely involved I am in her work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:55:20 2020 No.23380930 >>23380926 I only imagine us in the MGE world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:57:33 2020 No.23380961 >>23380926 I only imagine us here on Earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:58:14 2020 No.23380965 >>23380930 >>23380961 The duality of man

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:58:34 2020 No.23380968

>>23380926
While my Dear Wife and I would inhabit and both be born and raised in the MGE world, its only a hop skip and a jump from the already established materials that there'd be a plethora of multiverses, so it would be easy for us just as as is to visit our friends on earth-prime! I do imagine she'd turn quite a few heads given her proportions though!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:00:32 2020 No.23380988 File: 1.14 MB, 1371x1233, office drag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23377900 Bless office dragons.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:06:58 2020 No.23381034

>>23380968
Always an interesting reply, Hatterfag.

For me, under the Earth scenario, I guess trips to the MGE world would be fun, dragging me into whatever scheme my wife's cooking up.
If we lived in MGE world, I guess she'd be sending me on errands to Earth to pick up various stuff for our shared hobbies.

She doesn't go out much without reason, and her species alone tends to turn heads were she to go out, regardless of what world we're in. Of course, that's more to my embarrassment than to hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:11:39 2020 No.23381077 How do I tell me salamander bodyguard that don't need her to sleep in the same bed as me "for my protection"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:14:24 2020 No.23381097 >>23380926 I don't yet have a waifu, but my MGE fantasies sometimes are here, and sometimes are there - with some of those latter times isekai, and others as a native of that world.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:25:42 2020 No.23381179

>>23381034
Just adding on to this, but I think I'm leaning more towards the Earth scenario, since I can only see us as travellers in the MGE, or at best having some nondescript home in the middle of nowhere.

Keeping the home I have on Earth would be a comforting thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:28:30 2020 No.23381206 >>23380926 I’d want to live in the land of milk and cunny!

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:29:04 2020 No.23381212

>>23381077
It’s simple just tell her to wait outside your room, she’ll protest but give in since you are her master. Of course that’s when the kunoichi will strike and you’ll be kidnapped and taken to their hideout so you can be married to the kunoichi master’s daughter

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:31:59 2020 No.23381231 >>23381077 Tell her she's way too warm, and you can't sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:34:11 2020 No.23381247 >>23381212 >kunoichi master’s daughter That's just the kunoichi isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:34:59 2020 No.23381255 >>23380663 Did centurii-chan make this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:36:56 2020 No.23381280 >>23381255 yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:40:11 2020 No.23381310 >>23381280 I didn't know she did commissions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:47:00 2020 No.23381365 >>23381247 No the master’s daughter is the worst kunoichi ever, she doesn’t even have the dumb luck of the orange kunoichis she’s just plainly bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:47:12 2020 No.23381369 File: 1.91 MB, 2511x4085, 1557612025629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23381212 Is Sally-chan a bad enough chick to save anon from ninjas?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:47:57 2020 No.23381375

>>23380926
I've briefly tried thinking about this but it always feels wrong. Even if I like the mental image of my Salamander wife riding a motorbike or my Hellhound wife at a modern looking bar, I always snap back to thinking about MGE and feel like I betrayed my ideal fantasy for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:47:58 2020 No.23381377 >>23381310 me neither.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:59:08 2020 No.23381472 >>23381369 This just makes me think of River City Girls or TMNT: Turtles in Time but with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:03:14 2020 No.23381505 >>23380878 post about it more in the /d/ thread im curious

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:05:07 2020 No.23381521 >>23381365 That's just sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:05:27 2020 No.23381523 Imagine samefagging to farm (You)s

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:06:01 2020 No.23381527 >>23381179 Ironically, I see it as the other way around. Most of my ideal mamono would facilitate a life of travel here and a stable life in a comfy home there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:11:10 2020 No.23381561 >>23378408 I don't think we're doing a Gazer, pretty sure we're doing a fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:11:21 2020 No.23381565 >>23380926 i always had a more versatile version of her in mind so that we could just be free

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:11:51 2020 No.23381571 >>23380926 Yes, often times using alcohol or substances like hash to pierce the veil of my own consciousness. Like tugging at the great web of Atlach-Nacha herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:14:35 2020 No.23381593 File: 1.13 MB, 1242x1767, 1586302814429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23378270 It taste different depending on where its cooked, apparently the meaty tail gives the best taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:15:27 2020 No.23381601 >>23381369 If I weren't already in the middle of commissioning a story I would commission this. Sounds like a perfect one-shot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:23:17 2020 No.23381668 >>23380663 My queen is the monarchy! And the clergy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:23:44 2020 No.23381670 >>23381593 >not on the abs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:24:41 2020 No.23381682 >>23381593 >giantess shit Just one of the hundred reasons why that show/manga is trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:29:13 2020 No.23381724 >>23381682 I find it really fun and humorous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:30:54 2020 No.23381736 So if I defeat a lizardgirl, can I demand she only ever use her tail to pleasure me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:34:18 2020 No.23381751 >>23376038 Faster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:39:25 2020 No.23381780 >>23381593 >meaty tail gives the best taste not surprising considering i'd be licking my wife's meaty tail even if it had no food on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:39:51 2020 No.23381783 I know there are probably like a hundred of these but.. any good high school/college shitfics? preferably closer to canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:40:38 2020 No.23381793 >>23381736 She might think you want it in the ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:42:07 2020 No.23381802 Which MG daughteru is most demanding when it comes to piggyback rides?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:45:29 2020 No.23381823 >>23381802 Feline types. They enjoy the vantage point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:50:50 2020 No.23381849 File: 140 KB, 680x558, EFW5pbFX4AAk4Ph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23381802

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:54:03 2020 No.23381870 >>23381802 Girtablilu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:55:18 2020 No.23381876 >>23381823 >little Jinko loves when her dad gives her piggyback rides >wants to do the same to him once she grows up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:58:49 2020 No.23381900 >>23381802 Hellhounds. Either they get a piggyback ride or your pants are gonna be on fire.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:07:11 2020 No.23381966

>>23380663
More in getting stuff done.

I like the idea that there's a commune of people elsewhere that practice 'democracy' and somehow, despite infighting and bickering and everything else, it shambles onward.
Like, it's a back-of-the-hand joke in the newspapers and everything. "Local weirdos elect ANOTHER leader, the group has released a statement saying everything is OK and hope she lasts longer than her predecessor (yuk yuk yuk). Anyway, about the cool rock this reporter found-"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:11:16 2020 No.23381999 File: 358 KB, 1547x2426, 1585419477082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23380663 >fuck Florida Well fuck you too, nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:17:32 2020 No.23382050 File: 86 KB, 1006x886, f750aed57ef39a9f2eb61a60af1712429b27df89b999b2132dc73818acc10520~02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23381966 I only follow trusted news sources, reporting on the cool rocks "they" don't want you to know about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:20:07 2020 No.23382076 >>23380663 Why are they bullying the kiki, also Florida is fine you pussies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:21:16 2020 No.23382089 >>23382050 >NUT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:22:32 2020 No.23382100 centaurs are sexy, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:32:13 2020 No.23382167 File: 4.00 MB, 3616x5920, Extrathicc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extra thick anubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:33:39 2020 No.23382179 >>23380303 Soviet LIlim against 3d Order reich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:34:15 2020 No.23382185 >>23382167 Gets thicker if she's pregnant, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:34:39 2020 No.23382188 >>23382167 This would be 5x better if she just had properly fitted legwear. Skindentation =/= legrolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:34:40 2020 No.23382189 >>23382167 Good lord those thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:36:15 2020 No.23382204 >>23382167 Imagine how big and meaty her paws would be-if she had any!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:40:27 2020 No.23382233 >>23382167 Thighs too fat. The pinch should be gradual, not like a fat guy squeezing into normal-sized pants

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:58:19 2020 No.23382357 >>23380926 Since I imagine portals between our worlds, not really. I'd live over there with her though, bringing some technology along. I'm sure their world would love our entertainment and quality of life enhancements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:03:50 2020 No.23382383 After extensively testing which of my supposed waifus actually could be, I have at the very least confirmed trigamy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:06:00 2020 No.23382395 File: 225 KB, 1344x1792, EVEgIJXVAAAvfwF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:06:10 2020 No.23382396 Monsters need to learn that they can't buy love no matter how much they offer me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:07:21 2020 No.23382401 >>23382383 Based and poly pilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:16:57 2020 No.23382471 File: 89 KB, 300x300, Chibi_danuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23382396 Final offer 25,000 bells

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:19:32 2020 No.23382486 File: 3.30 MB, 3711x2043, WingBurrito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23382396 Then it is time to surrender to bird love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:20:07 2020 No.23382488 >>23382471 bitch, that's no where near the amount i have to pay for the bridge and my loan on my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:21:34 2020 No.23382496 >>23382486 "Caawwk"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:22:17 2020 No.23382498 >>23382486 Talons too big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:24:45 2020 No.23382522 >>23382498 No such thing as too big talons

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:27:17 2020 No.23382540 File: 1.09 MB, 600x338, 1586377637099.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23382498 Boo this man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:27:17 2020 No.23382541 File: 2.76 MB, 2550x3300, EU051ksXQAAVEkC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I accidentally gave my cat too much protein

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:28:42 2020 No.23382546 >>23382471 Danuki are cute they wouldn't have to buy my love

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:29:48 2020 No.23382550 >>23382541 Looks like a good amount to me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:30:22 2020 No.23382554
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>don't like the idea of demons in my life
>first mg related dream I had last night I was married to a succ
Noooo this isn't way I wanted, a hound or a slime or apophis or something, anything but that!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:30:49 2020 No.23382558 >>23382541 You gonna get pounced.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:31:04 2020 No.23382559 gremlins need to get raped by robots and stay the fuck away from my cock, i'm not getting sucked off by mischievous genius. hakutaku-sensei can take care of my cock only

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:32:16 2020 No.23382565 >>23382558 not if he has a giant meat he can throw to sway off the big gato

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:34:22 2020 No.23382571 >>23382541 That's ideal for the more wild cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:34:36 2020 No.23382572 >>23382541 Maybe, but definitely too much chlorine Cats are not green

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:36:02 2020 No.23382577 >>23382572 :33 < are you sure about that its purfectly feline to be gr33n

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:40:35 2020 No.23382601 File: 153 KB, 1280x1241, 987965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23382554 >He doesn't like demons Hope you're next dream is with a nice blueberry demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:44:01 2020 No.23382619 >>23382601 What a pathetic tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:46:03 2020 No.23382629 >>23382619 It's a cute tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:46:07 2020 No.23382630 >>23382601 >Love demon >the first MG dream I had was about a wight >Not even a sexy dream but just about me going around in her mansion while she was drinking wine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:49:40 2020 No.23382651 >>23382629 It barely touches the ground, and there is no thick spade for her lover to nibble!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:54:09 2020 No.23382670 >>23382383 share your methodology, anon we're all interested in waifu science

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:55:10 2020 No.23382677 >>23382630 She knows your waifu and is just hosting you for a while to avoid too much shock at once

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:55:24 2020 No.23382680 I don't drink alcohol who would be the best monster for me to avoid

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:56:42 2020 No.23382686 >>23382680 Yeah, I'm sober and it'd be really awkward to be around onis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:58:50 2020 No.23382698 >>23382680 Just be their designated driver anon that's a good job to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:00:55 2020 No.23382711 >>23382680 If you're a lolicon, make sure the cute Baphomet you want to hang out with is not actually a loli Satyros. If you're not, avoid goats in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:02:43 2020 No.23382719 >>23382698 >Office Lady monsters taking intern anon out with them when they go drinking so they have a cute boy to play with and a free ride home

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:04:45 2020 No.23382737 >>23382698 >>23382719 Molesting the driver is extremely dangerous, I wouldn't risk getting behind the wheel with drunk monster passengers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:06:44 2020 No.23382744 >>23382737 Don't worry you wont be molested while driving that happens at the bar while in the car they are passed out

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:08:41 2020 No.23382754 >>23382719 >DD for OL monster >She starts sucking you off as you drive. >Continues even after your pulled over. >Still keeps going as the hellhound officer hands you the ticket. this is why you fuck them unconscious before leaving.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:12:10 2020 No.23382774

>alp gf
>pyrokinesis with green flames
>blonde 60s mom haircut and black hairband
>red jumpsuit with stylish darker prints
>black fingernails and sexy fingers, complete with fingerless gloves
>cute freckles on face, shoulders, back, arms, legs, chest, butt, and pussy
i think i hit all the right spots

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:12:23 2020 No.23382778 >>23382677 I like the idea of the two of them introducing the others husband to the world. And ones the tour is over the let the other meet their actual soon-to-be-wife.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:13:54 2020 No.23382786

>>23382670
For each girl I thought might be, I posted as though she were my waifu, and acted as such. I continued for either a week or two, or until it felt wrong - whichever came first.
Next, for each of the remaining waifu candidates, I tried envisioning her as each other species from the pool, and consolidated any potential waifus that could be the same girl into the same girl.
Then, I let myself see the remaining girls as a harem for a while, and noted which girls I focused on more and which girls I mostly ignored.
This provided a satisfying result.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:14:35 2020 No.23382794 >>23382774 Cool, but why the Pyrokinesis? Is she a succ alp or a ignis alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:20:21 2020 No.23382838 Touching Tanuki Tail That's Tremendous

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:21:03 2020 No.23382843 >>23382794 it's a mystery but her ancestor was master of all four elements and became part dark-matter so i guess the fire element made it to her after trickling past countless generations. all and all, she's still an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:23:21 2020 No.23382864 >>23382558 He should be fine so long as he doesn't turn his back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:26:20 2020 No.23382876 >>23382864 He could also wear a mask on the back of his head like they do in bengal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:37:08 2020 No.23382945 File: 463 KB, 800x1200, 78942734_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I swear I'm not a manlet but why are demons so tall?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:38:29 2020 No.23382953 >>23382774 Ash Crimson?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:39:12 2020 No.23382957 >>23382945 demons are skilled at body-alteration to match their target's tastes, and they know you are a manlet at heart, if not in body

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:43:01 2020 No.23382986 >>23382957 >demons are skilled at body-alteration to match their target's tastes Now I will know I struck a demon's fancy when I see a ripped one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:46:24 2020 No.23383013 do monsters like it when their husbands have huge testicles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:48:59 2020 No.23383034 >>23382945 >I'll put you down if you sign the contract

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:51:43 2020 No.23383047 >>23382945 >Tits bigger than my head I don't think I'd be able to handle that; I don't know how I could possibly react besides sheer, gibbering, embarrassment-confusion-arousal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:52:00 2020 No.23383051 >>23383034 >she puts you down for a brief second in order to fulfill her side of the bargain before picking you up again The trickery of demons knows no bounds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:52:32 2020 No.23383052 >>23383013 What kind of question is this? Yes, why would you even need to ask this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:53:07 2020 No.23383055 >>23383047 Dont worry anon! That's all she wants you to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:57:56 2020 No.23383085 >>23383051 >The contract says I get to carry you everywhere >Don't worry, it also says that you can ask to be put down It also says that I can ignore you if I choose to

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:59:19 2020 No.23383094 >>23382554 Succubi don’t even really count as demons. Your average female would monsterize into a Succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:02:30 2020 No.23383120 >>23383013 Tanuki do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:08:52 2020 No.23383152 >>23382471 How many miles is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:09:56 2020 No.23383161 File: 72 KB, 551x816, undinelineart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post your favorite elemental art

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:19:44 2020 No.23383230 File: 51 KB, 551x816, sylphlineartcens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383161

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:20:46 2020 No.23383238 File: 70 KB, 617x810, ignislineart1cens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383230

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:23:52 2020 No.23383259 >>23383238 sadly I have no real favorite of Gnome. Someone else will have to supply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:29:38 2020 No.23383304 >>23383161 >>23383230 >>23383238 These are really good. I Already have a non elemental wife and thus dont really focus on them, but thank you for sharing these!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:30:56 2020 No.23383313 we need an electric and metal elemental girl since we have one for fire, water, earth, wind, and ice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:37:16 2020 No.23383364 >>23383313 You get them by combining the base four silly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:40:20 2020 No.23383375 >>23383230 While in general she looks different from my wife, that's the general body type I envision for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:41:42 2020 No.23383380 >>23383364 then why aren't they in the encyclopedia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:45:09 2020 No.23383393 I wonder what monster girl rap would be like

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:46:20 2020 No.23383402

>>23383380
It was a joke. The closest thing to a 5th pure elemental that forms a covenant and grants elemental powers is the Dark Matter. There is a spell that can turn a part of a dark realm into a green realm with all 4 elementals but you don't make a new monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:47:13 2020 No.23383409 >>23383402 Kitsune-Bi are also considered elementals, not ghosts, for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:49:02 2020 No.23383425 >>23383409 Fluff is clearly the 6th element

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:51:05 2020 No.23383442 >>23383409 There are many elementals but they are different than the pure elementals that can form covenants and grant powers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:53:56 2020 No.23383457 >>23383393 Probably rather cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:58:28 2020 No.23383491 File: 242 KB, 700x900, 1586229010848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383393 Money, respect and taking boys to pound town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:02:22 2020 No.23383507 >>23383409 What powers do you get from a covenant with the fluff elemental?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:04:44 2020 No.23383522

>>23383393
>>23383457
>"Yo yo yo, its me, the Dear Wife! My bust is large, and my hat is nice!"
>"If all you ladies like to lap at tea, then come on down! Your invite is free!"
>"Gonna drink some tea, and have a laugh, cause this bad mushroom is ready to smash!"
>"Yo yo! Most wonderful! Break it down! The yo-yo, that is! So long as you can repair it! Tell them! Base yourself! And so forth!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:05:23 2020 No.23383526 File: 403 KB, 595x842, Gnomewaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383259 Gnome actually has the least amount of art out of all the Elementals since people are intimidated big hands.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:05:30 2020 No.23383528

>>23383393
>Well, I wrote this song for the monster youth
>I wanna teach kids the Fallen truth
>If you wanna reach lolis on the street
>Then you gotta do a rap to hip-hop beat
>So I gave my sermon an urban kick
>My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
>My harem's big, it keeps getting bigger
>That's cause Fallen God is my nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:06:56 2020 No.23383539 >>23383507 The ability to comprehend and experience True Mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:07:03 2020 No.23383540 >>23383393 Wendi-chan is all mumble rap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:13:02 2020 No.23383580 Would a corrupted paladin be cute if she still acted like a regular human and called her new monster additions just a skin condition and was in complete denial of her changes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:14:39 2020 No.23383591 >>23383580 You ask that like that isn't the optimal form of corrupted paladin as the norm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:16:30 2020 No.23383607 >>23383580 >What do you mean I have demon wings these are clearly a blessing from god calling me to become a valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:17:21 2020 No.23383612 >>23383580 >your a manticore >I am a pure maiden of the chief god >then why is your tail groping my pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:18:47 2020 No.23383625 >>23383580 If succs can learn to disguise themselves as human, then a corrupted paladin can too. Then she can be in denial all she wants until Anon's dick comes out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:20:06 2020 No.23383637 >>23383612 Clearly she is just checking you for weapons >>23383625 But succs purposely do that she'd have to accept that she isn't human if she wants to use her powers to look human

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:21:41 2020 No.23383644 File: 71 KB, 575x800, 9e41bbdefe6d3dc7ff8bbad625926f22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a monster girl??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:23:21 2020 No.23383656 >>23383580 >Farmboy anon keeps trying to prove she's a monster to the rest of the village but they never believe him and keep trying to set him up with the paladin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:23:36 2020 No.23383659 >>23383526 No its because she's dirty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:23:56 2020 No.23383663 >>23383659 I will cut you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:35:31 2020 No.23383720 Remember: Any elemental can be covenanted if you're clever enough with your use of magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:36:31 2020 No.23383727 >>23383644 Give her pointy ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:49:21 2020 No.23383786 >>23383637 >manticore paladin feeling your junk with her tail. >get a little hard as a result. >proceeds to pin you to the wall and release your penis. >tells you how she knew you had a weapon. >starts draining you with her tail. All unaware.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:51:29 2020 No.23383796 I want to be fought over by two rival groups of shortstack gyaru monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:07:08 2020 No.23383863 >>23383796 >shortstack canine and feline gyarus fighting over some dense anon who are coincidentally childhood friends with most of the girls in the gangs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:08:19 2020 No.23383869 cougar monster girls when also when will there be a cougar monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:09:13 2020 No.23383873 >>23383869 Isn't that most ara ara MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:09:59 2020 No.23383879 >>23383873 Gonna have to keep Shotas away from them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:12:02 2020 No.23383891 File: 835 KB, 1241x1377, maned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383869 No anon, cougar a shit, what you're looking for is Lion MGs with fluffy manes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:13:16 2020 No.23383897 >>23383522 Reminds me of the madlibs rapping you get from Jackbox

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:15:19 2020 No.23383912 >>23383891 Lions are cool I've had a stuffed one ever since I was a baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:16:00 2020 No.23383919 File: 656 KB, 1300x1600, ILpcdqO2_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383891 Lions are cool, but MGE already has an even better cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:16:02 2020 No.23383920 >>23383393 Gremlins sound like TF2 youtubers rap parodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:17:45 2020 No.23383933 >>23383920 I wanna show a Gremlin my Strange Specialized Killstreak Widowmaker

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:18:27 2020 No.23383936 >>23383540 >Punk/Goth Wendi with a black coat and one white stripe >”This music is the only thing that gets me” >’awawawawawawa- WA! awawawawawawawa- WA!’

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:20:52 2020 No.23383944 I want a group of perma-JK mamono to follow me around, and refer to themselves as a club with a bizarre name, and eventually become my harem!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:21:44 2020 No.23383952 >>23383936 >Wa I wa... A young wa... my papa... took me into awawa... to see awawa band...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:22:37 2020 No.23383955 >>23383936 I want to show Wendi-chan some drone metal! I've been listening to a lot of Sunn O))) lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:26:05 2020 No.23383968 File: 236 KB, 1182x878, 1495719674396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves wanting to adopt human boys should be a red flag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:27:48 2020 No.23383979 File: 402 KB, 1100x1200, Lion MG manes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383919 How can you say Jinko is better when Barbary Lion MG could exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:28:13 2020 No.23383981 >>23383933 Would you rather her show you her vintige kratzkrag or her killstreaker jag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:29:59 2020 No.23383996 >>23383981 Clearly the jag, I dont need a medic gf but a pardner

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:31:04 2020 No.23384004 anybody got a side-view reference for gremlin, i'm trying to draw a gremlin sucking a big dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:31:32 2020 No.23384007 >>23383979 Same as with other lions.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:32:29 2020 No.23384014
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>be playing a DOOM WAD
>everything looks normal so far
>until you enter a certain room
>suddenly a picture of a Cheshire pops up
>NICE DICK-ALLOW ME TO RIDE IT
>the screen starts flashing and lewd text orgasmic sounds play at ear-splitting volumes
>You have stumbled into a Terri trap

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:34:01 2020 No.23384022 >>23383968 Most monsters shouldnt adopt a human boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:35:22 2020 No.23384031 >>23384004 https://imgbox.com/g/RNCaD7REJ3 Hope there's something in there that helps but most are partial side views rather than full side views.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:38:39 2020 No.23384047 >>23384022 You could try to tell the wurms but they'd probably adopt you first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:39:21 2020 No.23384049 >>23384047 Wurms would be great moms

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:40:18 2020 No.23384055 >>23384014 Oh no. I sure do hope those flashing lights, text, and sound aren’t some sort of hypnotic trigger to make me weak to Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:40:27 2020 No.23384057 File: 584 KB, 1382x1040, 1572662115362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23384047 You'd have to be crazy not to want to be adopted by a mommy wurm or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:40:44 2020 No.23384060 >>23384055 a 50% on a test is a fail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:41:45 2020 No.23384063 >>23384060 whoops wrong thread im a retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:41:48 2020 No.23384065 >>23384031 i got nothing. i looked through the whole gallery several times and I got nothing I wanted. I guess i'll pioneer a vision of a new perspective of gremlin when I post my gremlin porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:44:04 2020 No.23384077 >>23384047 Wurms would unironically be good moms

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:44:49 2020 No.23384081 >>23384057 Then call me crazy, as no part of that sounds appealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:44:59 2020 No.23384084 Zombie momsters are great

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:45:26 2020 No.23384087 File: 727 KB, 1200x1034, A6BaSC8M_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23384004 The closest I could find in the gallery. >>23384077 They canonically are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:47:54 2020 No.23384102 >>23384084 >tfw you will never be waiting at the door to welcome you zombie mom home from a long day at work >you will never spend most of the evening with her arms wrapped around you as she savors your warmth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:49:18 2020 No.23384111 >>23384102 >Helping her cook dinner so she doesnt accidentally hurt herself

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:51:39 2020 No.23384123

>>23384087
the side hair is not coming out of her ears. plus the ears aren't forward, they're outwards facing. i like this version of gremlin but it doesn't have the structure that matches the design of the gremlin i'm drawing which is based on the profile's art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:52:49 2020 No.23384131 >>23384014 Cheshire Cat can ride me any time she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:59:19 2020 No.23384179 >>23384081 Besides you anon. We all know your family fucked you up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:59:26 2020 No.23384181 File: 232 KB, 1417x1088, Kiki Tough.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:00:29 2020 No.23384196 >>23384181 Opposite Day is always such fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:02:26 2020 No.23384211 File: 177 KB, 1284x1025, Kiki tough sequel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23384181

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:11:58 2020 No.23384278 File: 818 KB, 990x1400, Banshee_by_nav.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >banshee showing you around her house >opens a door to an empty room loaded with soaking wet pillows >"This is where I come to cry" >"Cool."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:14:05 2020 No.23384295 >>23384278 How about letting her cry on your shoulder

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:19:06 2020 No.23384331 File: 89 KB, 900x1200, Dw16DNfXgAAORi2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23384295 Well she would start becoming needy and clingy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:19:46 2020 No.23384339 >>23384331 Just wanna wipe her tears and make her smile

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:20:03 2020 No.23384341 >>23384295 What if I cry on a Banshee's shoulder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:20:47 2020 No.23384351 >>23384339 She's gonna cry tears of joy, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:26:26 2020 No.23384402 >>23384295 >ywn run your fingers through a banshee's silky hair while she cries herself to sleep on your lap I swear they're second only to kej with that hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:29:23 2020 No.23384427 >>23384402 What if Kejshee

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:30:15 2020 No.23384432 >>23384278 I want a cute banshee knight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:32:09 2020 No.23384450 Warrior monsters better think twice about raping human boy mages. They might end up biting off more than they can chew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:33:31 2020 No.23384467 >>23384432 A deadly combination of physical and dark attacks from her blade, and sonic attacks from her crying the whole fight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:34:05 2020 No.23384469 >>23384278 >"This is where I come to cry" She said for every room she showed you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:35:10 2020 No.23384477 >>23384467 A weaponized wail that requires a helmet which show's off her lovely lips! A cute undead dark knight! Now the question becomes if she has a battle skirt or leggards and a tabard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:35:52 2020 No.23384483 How does /mgt/ do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:36:05 2020 No.23384485 >>23384477 Gotta have leggings and a tabard.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:40:35 2020 No.23384518

If a monster found out that the reason you were running from her wasn't that you were playing hard to get, but rather that it didn't cross your mind she was attracted to you because everyone else considered you unattractive and you thought she was going to assault you nonsexually, would it be enough to make her concerned about your self-esteem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:41:45 2020 No.23384525 >>23384477 True, probably more intimidating than an armored skirt as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:42:03 2020 No.23384527 File: 33 KB, 360x450, Comeonboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23384483 You're not funny, buzz off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:42:04 2020 No.23384528 I need a Wombat Monster Girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNi83wYMl8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:45:25 2020 No.23384553 >>23384518 Maybe a little

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:53:05 2020 No.23384610

>>23384427
>tries to seduce you in Zipangu red light district
>breaks down crying, grabbing at your pant legs as she tells you her life story and how lonely she is
>her tears and the way she flips her bangs out of the way every time she sobs gives you a raging hard on
>don't sleep that night since you're too busy comforting her after while she cries about how nice you are for giving her a chance

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:55:39 2020 No.23384626 >>23384610 That hair is made for brushing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:01:07 2020 No.23384643 Random waifu factoid time. My waifu is very observant—as if it wasn't obvious from her species. If something catches my eye, she WILL notice, and she WILL use it to her advantage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:15:04 2020 No.23384711 >>23384643 My dragon wife has plushies of me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:16:02 2020 No.23384716

>>23384643
Addendum

Using this ability, she can not only seek out my fetishes—like most monsters can do easily do through various methods—but she can also identify and exploit any fixations I happen to pick up now and again.

This also has applications outside the bedroom. If I've been sneaking peaks at a new restaurant I'd like to try, she'll take note.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:16:56 2020 No.23384729 is a quadpedal robot fucking a monster safe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:17:24 2020 No.23384735 >>23384643 >factoid >an assumption or speculation that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:18:27 2020 No.23384738

>>23384643
One of my wives doesn't think I notice that all the wine she drinks messes with her fire breath sometimes, but I do, and it's adorable.
The other has been practicing flying with her new succubus wings in secret, but hasn't gotten the hang of it yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:19:25 2020 No.23384745 >>23384735 >a brief or trivial item of news or information

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:19:39 2020 No.23384746 >>23384525 >>23384485 Missed the initial post. Now the question is what weapon our wailing woman wields. Maybe a flail with flickering flames?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:22:36 2020 No.23384762 >>23384745 That's just a factoid

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:22:41 2020 No.23384765 >>23384746 I imagined a black, double-bladed longsword. Whipsword also feels right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:24:26 2020 No.23384776 >>23384765 Maximum edge eh? I've always been more a fan of 'chunk' weapons with heavy armor but I can see that, especially considering they probably have some grace to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:27:33 2020 No.23384791 >>23384729 as long as it looks crazy and robotic and not resembling only one animal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:28:10 2020 No.23384800 >>23384776 >'chunk' weapons with heavy armor I can get behind this as well. Especially if she's heavily armored up top with big pauldrons while still only wearing leggings and a tabbard on the bottom. Give her a big ol' black iron club at that point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:30:42 2020 No.23384814 >>23384800 Well, when I say 'leggings' more leg armor. But yeah, heavier armor with the tabard and legs at the bottom. Depends on if she did the strength or dex build.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:34:24 2020 No.23384835 >>23384814 I think I understood what you meant. I was imagining something like thigh-high greaves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:35:43 2020 No.23384843 >>23384835 Yeah, that works. Those were my thoughts as well, lots of gothic style armor as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:36:42 2020 No.23384848 >>23384643 She does like to try to cook, but finds it hard to do it with just her wings and talons, so I usually would be the one to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:38:50 2020 No.23384861 how do i get monsters to stop raping me? it's disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:39:37 2020 No.23384866 >>23384861 Just consent. Then it's not rape.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:39:40 2020 No.23384867

>>23383936
>proud Wendi Dad at her band's concerts
>big, burly, smiling, buffalo plaid clad man among a sea of metal fans in black attire
>goes up to random people during the concert and taps their shoulder
>"That's my little girl up there singing, isn't she cute?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:40:28 2020 No.23384871 >>23384848 Nerdbird? You know, supposedly harpies hide claws in their wings, which they can use for cooking. KC mentions this regarding the harpy he designed for a doujin anthology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:42:38 2020 No.23384882 >>23384861 Put up a No Rape Zone sign

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:44:26 2020 No.23384893 >>23384867 >mosh starts up >Wendi Dad is too focused on enjoying his daughter's performance to notice >anyone who bumps into Wendi Dad feels like they just slammed into a brick wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:47:52 2020 No.23384913 >>23384861 moaning implies consent, if you remain silent through the rape the monster will feel bad and will not rape you again. Or they may rape you even harder a few times to see if they can get a rise out of you, but I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:48:43 2020 No.23384917 >>23384861 Try and get one of the girls who doesn't constantly try to rape you as a waifu. That's what I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:50:14 2020 No.23384927 How does one hug a slime if you keep falling into them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:50:17 2020 No.23384928 >>23384871 Would they be dexterous enough to do things like measuring and pouring?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:50:53 2020 No.23384930 >>23383526 Yeah, to be honest the rockhand gimmick is kind of a turnoff for me. Ah well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:54:00 2020 No.23384953 >>23384893 Wendi Dad can lift White Horn-san no problem! He's had to help her a few times when she gets stuck in deep snow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:54:20 2020 No.23384956 >>23383526 God imagine all the mud and dirt she'd track into houses Forget going out into the rain too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:57:00 2020 No.23384978 >>23384928 No idea. The girl's profile makes a big deal of how she's a fruit connoisseur and an excellent cook, so it may be more for chopping and mixing. Also, subspecies variations likely exist, so there's no telling if all harpies work like that.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:58:19 2020 No.23384987

>>23384913
the sex forced me to moaned because the sex scared me. i was attacked by a monster's vagina eating my cock whole and i felt helpless and weak. she humped me and I couldn't believe what this woman is doing to me as she was raping me. my cock fired a hot white cum into her without me doing anything and i moaned by forced because i orgasmed like the monster wanted and not what i want. how do i get the monster to understand that i didn't consent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:01:48 2020 No.23385012 >>23384987 Did you struggle? If you didn't want it, you should have struggled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:03:50 2020 No.23385027 >>23385012 i tried to but she was too good at restraining me. it was like as though i didn't try to fight back. it really sucked, man....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:05:30 2020 No.23385042 >>23385027 >as though i didn't try to fight back I see no crime here, other than wasting my time. Case dismissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:05:53 2020 No.23385044 >>23384987 Sounds kinda like you were asking for it >>23385012 I thought you struggled if you wanted it, because that helps turn your rapist on more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:06:21 2020 No.23385049 >>23385012 But that also activates certain instincts in monsters. Things like running from hounds, struggling in a lamias coils, saying no to a shogs services can all backfire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:08:47 2020 No.23385071 >>23384835 >thigh high leggings Sounds hot. Like camilla's armor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:09:52 2020 No.23385083 >>23385049 >saying no to a shog's service But a maid can't disobey the master?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:11:09 2020 No.23385095 >>23385071 Pretty much. Leaves her thighs on display.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:11:26 2020 No.23385099 >>23382179 Lims are not gommies

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:13:51 2020 No.23385117 Are Hellhounds ugly? When I saw her profile first I thought so and now she is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:14:10 2020 No.23385121 >>23385117 Very ugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:14:40 2020 No.23385126 File: 370 KB, 991x863, 1559456023643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that all short girls are weak to being princess carried. You'll have them heart-pupiling in no time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:15:34 2020 No.23385130 >>23385126 What if you're a manlet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:15:43 2020 No.23385131 >>23385117 I don't like their big paws.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:16:22 2020 No.23385137

>>23381369
Sally Chan doesnt save anon from ninjas, she forces anon to save himself. That is what I dont like about them, even though I think her design is top tier. I have to headcanon very hard to have them bodyguarding or rescuing and take that man as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:23:04 2020 No.23385185 >>23384861 Form a covenant with a local elemental.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:23:17 2020 No.23385188 >>23385131 BIG

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:24:04 2020 No.23385194 File: 530 KB, 858x685, 1553918660757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onis make the worst drinking partners, they take all my alcohol and never bring their own

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:24:22 2020 No.23385196 File: 282 KB, 1349x2134, TJvYOO5a_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385188 MEATY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:25:44 2020 No.23385208 File: 152 KB, 620x740, 56348795_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385196 PAWS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:32:03 2020 No.23385243 >>23385117 One of my least-favorite species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:38:55 2020 No.23385297 >>23385194 Flick the bean

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:39:28 2020 No.23385302 File: 119 KB, 571x800, Elf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383968 Especially if they have just as lonely a sister with them as well. 2 Thirsty Elves

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:45:13 2020 No.23385343 File: 81 KB, 800x600, 1391667244382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383968 >>23385302 You once were lost but now you're found!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:45:15 2020 No.23385344 >>23383968 >>23385302 Do you think elves would still try to adopt you even if you're in your 20s or 30s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:45:17 2020 No.23385346 File: 207 KB, 1416x1000, Dragons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385071 >>23385095

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:46:15 2020 No.23385355 >>23385344 If they're 10x your age, they can still adopt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:47:41 2020 No.23385370 File: 284 KB, 1000x1500, 1566139434929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385344 >20s or 30s? Even if you were in your 40's they'd still try to adopt you, you're still just a child to them. One could say compared to them you're a mayfly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:48:25 2020 No.23385373 >>23385117 yeah, she's ugly. but that's what makes her sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:50:43 2020 No.23385389 What's proper procedure for a Kikimora who refuses to wear anything but an underbust corset and pasties around the house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:53:05 2020 No.23385398 >>23385370 I want to pump semen down this stupid wood elf's throat so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:54:18 2020 No.23385401 >>23385370 Gack! Hack! >Dies of poison

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:55:04 2020 No.23385404 >>23385389 Try a buttplug, I hear maids love those

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:57:35 2020 No.23385415
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>>23384927
You gotta teach her to control her viscosity.
And by "teach" I mean "feed gallons of semen so she has enough protein to make the appropriate concentration of gelling agents"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:58:14 2020 No.23385416 >>23385389 Tell her that I much prefer a corset that comes up and squeezes the girls together. That'll show her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:59:08 2020 No.23385420 >>23385370 I'm gonna call myself mayfly before the elf can to steal her thunder

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:00:37 2020 No.23385428 File: 246 KB, 1200x900, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_asutora__90cb3114d8780b42515ce5297e9116f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer helps me sleep at night, and makes sure I go to sleep at a decent hour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:00:54 2020 No.23385429 >>23383526 >since people are intimidated big hands. And yet, Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:01:55 2020 No.23385435 >>23385415 Couldn't you just shortcut that with corn starch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:02:18 2020 No.23385437 >>23385428 I really want a kiki to herd me to bed at night and blow me until I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:05:23 2020 No.23385451 >>23385437 BJs are better in the morning. Bedtime is for headpats and cuddles. At most a quick handy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:06:48 2020 No.23385457 >>23383526 Nah. Probably because we already have trolls, and also the other three have way neater designs. KC even made the Dorome just to compensate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:07:56 2020 No.23385460 >>23385451 Bedtime is for missionary and/or cowgirl position, collapsing ontop of one another in post-orgasmic relaxation, and falling asleep without pulling out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:08:02 2020 No.23385461 >>23385451 I'd settle for some cuddly intercrural.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:08:40 2020 No.23385463 File: 239 KB, 1435x1200, 1564327804441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be very, very quiet. We're searching for Easter eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:08:50 2020 No.23385464 >>23385437 This is why I like Titania. Girls who respond to your every complaint by assuming that you're only antsy because you're sexually frustrated and making you cum until you're too blissed out to argue any more are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:11:58 2020 No.23385474 >>23385464 >titania Sounds like the kind of girl who would shove your face into one of her big tits and give you a nursing handjob until you're completely relaxed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:12:11 2020 No.23385475 >>23385389 Hide her clothing. She either dresses properly or she works naked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:12:41 2020 No.23385482 File: 1.01 MB, 821x1233, 77737504_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ogres>Onis Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:14:06 2020 No.23385492 >>23385463 Fucking imposter bunny replacing all the good fish with eggs. April sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:15:14 2020 No.23385500 File: 877 KB, 697x1017, 1485793228220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to live on a dairy farm staffed by nothing but shortstack cows, both holst and mino flavored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:16:32 2020 No.23385509 File: 113 KB, 960x1200, __hellhound_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kanachirou__2b49f73f99f2ba16de722781320cbefd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385121 >>23385131 >>23385243 >>23385373 10 hours in the rape pit, all of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:16:52 2020 No.23385512 >>23385500 The problem with shortstacks is that they'll breed you manlet sons; the glory of monstergirls is that they only breed you more shortstacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:16:52 2020 No.23385513 >>23385482 Literally can't Onis would always have the smell of alcohol. gross. Vampires would be the same to but with blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:20:43 2020 No.23385530 >>23385482 I hadn't found a reason to distinguish between them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:20:55 2020 No.23385532 Yandere Orbital-Weapon-Platform Tsukumogami Spirits

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:23:00 2020 No.23385543 >>23385509 how, you go to the rape pit. i'm staying up here where it's consensual

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:24:02 2020 No.23385550 >>23385543 how about you*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:26:45 2020 No.23385571 >>23383526 i'm fine with how her hands look but i find troll's pretty gross. the issue is the how terribly uncomfortable it would be interacting with rocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:27:49 2020 No.23385577 >>23385500 >I want to live on a dairy farm Based >staffed by nothing but shortstack cows Cringe The correct answer is big cows. Tsundere Minos and friendly girl-next-door type Holsts.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:27:54 2020 No.23385578
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>>23385543
I'm already wed to one, if another tries to pounce on me she would violently assert dominance. I'm sure hounds can smell the other's scent and know to stay away from each other's property. It's almost like being branded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:28:27 2020 No.23385584 >>23385532 > Gently caress up the inside of her tungsten sabots > "Ah~ d-don't, I'll lose control~ haa..." > Brush your fingers against her optical reticule > "OH NO I-I'M GONNA~" > [Unauthorised firing sequence] > SF destroyed by ODIN attack

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:28:51 2020 No.23385586 >>23383526 Gnome needs a more interesting quirk/feature than 'lol rock hands'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:30:06 2020 No.23385593 >>23385500 I hear you. The shorter they are, the more meat they pack into their chests.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:31:08 2020 No.23385601 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that no game is more dangerous than hide and seek with mimic daugterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:35:34 2020 No.23385633 >>23385593 Now this is a research project for our crack team of expert bovinologists. Is it true that the volume of all cowgirls is the same, and those that don't extend so far upwards instead extend further... forwards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:35:37 2020 No.23385634 >>23385584 Far too dangerous. Projekt Longinus must be fully decommissioned.. by force, if necessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:36:43 2020 No.23385641 >>23385509 I doubt my wife would allow that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:38:24 2020 No.23385654 File: 1.90 MB, 1198x1500, 1584292614014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23383919 you're right

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:41:07 2020 No.23385673 File: 153 KB, 378x600, Amazoness_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385641 She can join you, you can watch while we put her in touch with her yuri side

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:42:20 2020 No.23385680 >>23385126 >weak to being princess carried How come no one ever calls it by it's other name, Bridal carry? I would imagine it would be even more of a weakness if you call it that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:45:28 2020 No.23385706 >>23385680 Because if you call it that, monsters will consider it a formal marriage ceremony, which will cause ALL SORTS of harem oroblems

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:46:03 2020 No.23385711
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>"So you think can elope with some monster whore to escape our betrothal?"
>" Well guess again, I had to strike a deal with some slutty demons but I found you, and now we're heading back home to have our ceremony and night that comes with it~"
>"Oh, and I guess we can take that beast with us as well, we could always use another hand around the manor. Of course we'd have to come up with a lie about her... perhaps she could be your slave after all these years of adventuring, or maybe you'd love to explain to everyone about your intimate relationship with your monster concubine?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:46:29 2020 No.23385715 >>23385706 Then maybe you shouldn't be carrying around strange women

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:46:47 2020 No.23385716 >>23385706 >which will cause ALL SORTS of harem oroblems Only for firemen (and even then not actually because a fireman's carry is a completely different thing).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:46:56 2020 No.23385720 >>23385711 That's kinda hot actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:48:31 2020 No.23385729 >>23385634 But Mr. President we can't allow an orbital station gap! The Soviets are building their own Orbital Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:50:59 2020 No.23385743 >>23385711 >"I'm more concerned with how I'm going to have to explain having two monster concubines in two months time." >"What was that?" >"N-nothing. Care for a Prisoner fruit, Love Muffin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:52:30 2020 No.23385747 >>23385463 is he taking on water?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:52:51 2020 No.23385750 >>23385584 El Federação das Américas was set up! Presidenté Almagros did nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:53:32 2020 No.23385752 >>23385747 It's just to keep cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:02:56 2020 No.23385777 >>23385500 Why is she so grumpy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:03:38 2020 No.23385782 >>23385777 Empty womb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:04:36 2020 No.23385788 File: 1.65 MB, 700x714, 1492577259941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:05:02 2020 No.23385790 >>23385777 stuck in a shit mobile 'game'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:05:33 2020 No.23385791 >>23385743 She's still gonna want to be the head wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:10:03 2020 No.23385820 File: 594 KB, 1280x1817, biribiri_Shuukatsu_006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Humans are friends, not food

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:11:07 2020 No.23385826 File: 680 KB, 1280x1817, biribiri_Shuukatsu_007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385820

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:12:10 2020 No.23385834 File: 758 KB, 1280x1817, biribiri_Shuukatsu_008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385826

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:13:03 2020 No.23385844 >>23385463 I like to imagine mersharks being pushy and coming on strong but always showing restraint because they want to change their image of being scary predators.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:13:26 2020 No.23385845 >>23385788 What's so funny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:13:27 2020 No.23385846 It seems like most of the things I like are going to shit. Who can divert my focus away from the flames of greed, anger, and folly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:14:38 2020 No.23385854 File: 415 KB, 1600x899, 1511607651173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385846 Kids

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:14:55 2020 No.23385855 >>23385844 A lot of sharks just like to observe and poke you with their noses instead of attacking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:16:28 2020 No.23385864 >>23385855 Oddly enough very few things try to eat people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:17:47 2020 No.23385871 >>23385854 I have too little patience for children.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:22:00 2020 No.23385889
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>>23385743
>"Wanting to marry a disgusting monster. I still can't believe you ran off for that, but a few months of marriage with a real woman changed your tune, didn't it? ...Have I told you how horny you've been making me lately?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:22:22 2020 No.23385892 >>23385578 that would mean that they objectify men which is sexist. you're suppose to be a free man with his own choices

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:24:03 2020 No.23385902 >>23385854 fuck is this, the 1940s? kids are into anime and video games, not cowboys and indians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:28:32 2020 No.23385925 >>23378056 Nobosy draws slimes like Bubuzuke Shame he doesn't do it anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:34:31 2020 No.23385961 I want to sneak into my werewolf childhood friend's room and rub my scent into everything until all she can smell is me, 24/7.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:34:52 2020 No.23385965
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Are inari overrated or underrated? They're in my top 5, but they seem so basic it makes me feel a tinge of shame for my bland taste in monsters.
>only monster parts are ears and tail dexterity is underrated in MGE anyways
>are modest and civilized scanty clothing is overrated in my opinion; surprise sex is inconvenient and I find sex to be too undignified to perform outside of a private bedroom
>are composed and devoted wives that respect their partners I'm heavily into maledom, though I would treat my partner as an equal outside of sexual scenarios

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:37:46 2020 No.23385976 >>23385965 Youko are better

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:45:22 2020 No.23386026 >>23385976 Inari have precision with their sexual energy and are well-behaved, so I personally like them more. If you're into experiencing passion that is more raw and powerful, then I would say youko would be right for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:48:14 2020 No.23386046 >>23385965 There's a certain appeal in getting what should be a seductress to drop the act and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:51:31 2020 No.23386058 >>23383979 Because abs and martial artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:52:27 2020 No.23386065 >>23385871 Then make a woman out of em

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:00:52 2020 No.23386096 >>23386046 I don't find it appealing for myself, but I guess others might find inari to be boring laggards. There may be diverging interests for us. They may not find interest in power metal and violent video games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:09:51 2020 No.23386137 >>23385965 >Are inari overrated or underrated? Neither just generic like nekomatas and werewolves, generic is not a bad thing in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:14:01 2020 No.23386147 >>23386026 >>23385976 Why not Youko and Inari sisters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:18:31 2020 No.23386177 >>23386137 It does surprise me that there are no kitsune with paws or catgirls without paws. Maybe kumihos can fill that niche. >>23386147 Too much tail maintenance. I only want to groom them for so long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:21:56 2020 No.23386199 >>23385777 Dairy cows get pretty ornery if they don't get milked enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:25:51 2020 No.23386213 Hellhoundfags, when portal opend do you expect a date or some meet up before or that she jumps straight into rape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:45:51 2020 No.23386326 File: 172 KB, 791x379, 1580788431388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23385711 pic related >>23385820 Some humans welcome being both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:47:19 2020 No.23386336 File: 356 KB, 1218x1540, 1a06a7455c2df81bde917d079bdd4c9cce2465fa9698522210f535d069fa1e96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's good to be back. It was almost worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:48:22 2020 No.23386342 >>23386336 What is she to be so big?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:49:36 2020 No.23386348 >>23386336 Gigantes are cute and nothing can change my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:09:33 2020 No.23386439 Remember, while lizardgirls have a lot of health and damage, they are weak to status effects. So being a rogue and using blinding powder and other such things is an effective way of defeating them and adding a knight to your party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:11:06 2020 No.23386444 File: 199 KB, 850x1230, Coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm slowly getting addicted to coffee, please send spiders

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:21:34 2020 No.23386473 >>23386439 >not beating them using your own power earned through blood, sweat, and tears

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:24:18 2020 No.23386481 >>23386473 As a man, there are things you just got to do!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:27:46 2020 No.23386494 >>23386439 I merely need unbind the seal on my hand, and the harsh winter's chill shall creep down my blade! The lizardgirls may be strong, my bond with Glacies-chan is stronger!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:28:06 2020 No.23386495 >>23386439 What if you're a bard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:31:30 2020 No.23386508 >>23386444 >coffee >spiders What's the connection?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:31:47 2020 No.23386509 >>23386495 Then you will dazzle and confuse her with a spontaneous musical number. Alternatively, play heavy metal to become an expert with a battle-axe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:33:42 2020 No.23386513 >>23386508 >He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:34:36 2020 No.23386516 >>23386513 No, I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:34:40 2020 No.23386517 File: 564 KB, 1057x1500, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386508

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:36:13 2020 No.23386521 File: 37 KB, 300x266, 300px-CaffeinatedSpider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386508 When on drugs, caffine is pure "just fuck my shit up" for spiders

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:38:33 2020 No.23386529 >>23386517 That's MonMusu, right? I haven't gotten around to reading that yet. >>23386521 Oh, I didn't know about that. Pretty interesting. Wonder what caffeinated orb-weaver or funnel-web webs look like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:38:57 2020 No.23386533 File: 200 KB, 487x599, 1403583286420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386517 >>23386521 They're silly things

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:46:51 2020 No.23386558 File: 130 KB, 640x480, 1584506096149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386533 They've got silly strings!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:51:40 2020 No.23386578 >>23386558 Guess she was too tricky for her own good

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:09:17 2020 No.23386631 File: 681 KB, 782x533, kiki5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] trash maid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:22:43 2020 No.23386686 >>23386631 Slavs. What goes on in their vodka-addled minds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:25:44 2020 No.23386695 >>23386631 Can you just go into back alleys in MGC and find a bunch of masterless kikis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:29:41 2020 No.23386716 File: 265 KB, 800x453, 1533516185098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no, a trapdoor ushi. Don't go near it, son. Son?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:30:07 2020 No.23386720 >>23386558 Oh no! She's using her strongest move: [Web Cage]!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:34:18 2020 No.23386735 >>23386716 I dunno, anon. That just looks like a pile of leaves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:34:38 2020 No.23386737 >>23386716 That leaf pile looks pretty sexy. I think I'm going to fap into it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:44:11 2020 No.23386783

>>23386695
>first day in MGC
>you're doing pretty good considering you've made it this far without getting picked off
>you should have taken that demons offer of being driven back home nothing looks the same at night
>before you know it you've taken a turn down the wrong alley
>feral kikis are playing in the garbage all around you while some danuki in a trench coat keeps asking if you want to buy some bitcoin
>you're pretty sure you just watched a titania get her lunch money stolen by a lone fairy smoking a cigarette twice her size...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:49:21 2020 No.23386811 >>23386783 Those monsters need to be reformed clearly they all need to come home with me so that I can cook them all a nice warm meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:55:43 2020 No.23386847 >>23386783 Sounds like you're entering Anonyama's part of town. Be careful, I hear even the Oni-Baka duo are his underlings...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:02:43 2020 No.23386876 File: 462 KB, 2051x2992, Shoggoth82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nighty night masuta

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:07:54 2020 No.23386894 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, 1454479843480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have cities without people, rivers without water, forests without trees. What am I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:09:27 2020 No.23386907 >>23386894 An egyptian cat What did I win

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:12:20 2020 No.23386919 >>23386894 Knowledge? Win or lose I'll take my reward/punishment handjob now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:14:31 2020 No.23386930 >>23386907 >>23386919 Both wrong! You may throw yourselves in the Khepri Pit when you're ready. Or not, it's just a game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:16:05 2020 No.23386939 >>23386894 A paperless map, yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:16:32 2020 No.23386942 >>23386939 This guy gets it, he also gets the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:17:08 2020 No.23386946 >>23386876 Shogs unsettle me. Not from their appearance, but their behavior.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:18:12 2020 No.23386957 [SPOILER]

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>>23386930
>wrong
Excuse me, how is >>23386894 wrong
1. She is an Egyptian cat
2. Pic related is one, but also right, because no hair (forest), also no fleas (people) and the whole skin looks like rivers without water
Who let the dumb dumbs in

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:19:36 2020 No.23386961 File: 139 KB, 445x450, Sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386957 If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:19:39 2020 No.23386962 File: 176 KB, 700x600, 710b543bc2fc6c0e35e69de5f319c62f509298d270b013597361b7286f2e6ebe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like tall girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:21:27 2020 No.23386972 File: 992 KB, 1280x1541, 1491160616088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23386962 Sure, but I'm short so lots of girls would be tall to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:23:24 2020 No.23386979 >>23386962 Only if they're also thin, pale, and graceful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:24:56 2020 No.23386986 >>23386930 >Khepri Pit No, I want the cat's cute paws!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:26:00 2020 No.23386989 >>23386930 Can I do that anyways? I'll take the punishment for both of them, free of charge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:26:18 2020 No.23386992 >>23372666 Worship that salamander

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:28:26 2020 No.23387001 >>23386986 >>23386989 It all works out in the end

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:29:54 2020 No.23387003 I don't get how the khepri pit is seen as a punishment in this thread don't they gather wayward DE and use it to make their husband a "king" incubus Is like for punishment, your getting a massive boost in power You are failing UP the ladder

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:33:20 2020 No.23387009 >>23387003 Some people don't care about power, and aren't into bug girls or polygamy. Meanwhile, I desire a kingdom, a harem, and cute bug girls - so Khepri are perfect for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:35:15 2020 No.23387016 >>23387003 It's a joke, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:37:43 2020 No.23387021 >>23386783 Are the kikis any good at cleaning or are they only good at “cleaning”?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:39:43 2020 No.23387028 >>23387003 I just want to be jerked off by a cute MG's paws with cute pawpads anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:42:42 2020 No.23387038 >>23387003 >THROW ME TO THE BUGS AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE SWARM!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:45:11 2020 No.23387050 >>23387038 If I was king of the bugs, my right-hand bug would be a gigantic Hercules Beetle Girl, who doesn't say much, but is very intimidating.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:48:52 2020 No.23387061
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So, apparently, there's this asteroid, right? Well, apparently, it is estimated to have a 2.7% chance of hitting the earth or our moon, right? And get this, it's named... 99942 Apophis.

more recent calculations show that it's more of a 0% chance at this point, but man, what a way to go!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:49:27 2020 No.23387063 >>23379914 I find the idea of naizuri to be more appealing than paizuri. The appeal switches from supposed to feel good to cuteness and somewhat frustrated lust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:51:32 2020 No.23387069 >>23387061 Space stuff always gets the best names.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:51:34 2020 No.23387070 >>23386894 Memory, the human body, a map, time, a diorama, a dead civilization, parts of Chernobyl closest to the meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:52:25 2020 No.23387072 File: 994 KB, 827x1023, 80407419_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The MGC zoo is absolutely not a place for unaccompanied minors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:53:27 2020 No.23387081 >>23387072 Wow, I clicked the completely wrong picture. But I suppose that one works too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:09:03 2020 No.23387146 >>23382167 I don't like skindentation on this one. In my mind, those are supposed to be the start of her furry bits which should not be tight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:17:22 2020 No.23387182 >>23387072 Damn boy, She Thicc!

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:24:57 2020 No.23387204

>>23385117
No monster girls are ugly. They're all beautiful girls that incite lust in any man who catches a glimpse of them. Only men with the strongest fortitude can resist their charm, but even they lose in the sight of more powerful monsters like lilims and such

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:26:47 2020 No.23387215 >>23386894 Does anon still get the curse if he's only technically correct? Is there a third party overseeing this to ensure no cheating happens? Would you play witness to a sphinx's riddle challenge to ensure things are fair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:29:01 2020 No.23387221 >>23387215 I have no idea what the laws and rules of the Desert Kingdom are.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:30:21 2020 No.23387227
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How to get merchant raccoon wife that doesn't mind being the one that makes the money while I stay at home and shitpost?
I mean, I'll even offer to visit her on her lunch hour for a quickie if that's what she wants

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:32:13 2020 No.23387238

>>23387204
No, monster girls are ugly. They're all disgusting abominations that incite impotence in any man who catches a wiff of them. Only men with the most debauched lust can be charmed, but even they can be set right by the sacred guiding light of Illias.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:33:17 2020 No.23387244 >>23387221 Oi! You got a loicense for that erection?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:33:49 2020 No.23387246 >>23387238 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:33:53 2020 No.23387247 File: 1.12 MB, 540x300, SUCC_INBOUND.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23387238 Where did they touch you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:40:35 2020 No.23387269 >>23387246 Accept the love of shesus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:50:57 2020 No.23387317 >>23386783 Can I adopt one of them? I’m to lazy to clean my own house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:56:35 2020 No.23387340 File: 614 KB, 1280x1801, 108659605498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23387072 Just let your big tiger nee-sans take care of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:12:51 2020 No.23387419 >>23387340 Eenie-meenie miny moe, catch the tiger by the toe

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:15:40 2020 No.23387434 I'm making an rpg. First person to respond decides which girl I add as a recruitable party member.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:16:01 2020 No.23387435 >>23387434 Lich

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:28:22 2020 No.23387498 File: 712 KB, 1247x1180, lims.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lims are great variety is the spice of life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:29:32 2020 No.23387505 File: 484 KB, 827x1000, Living_Doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got no strings To hold me down To make me fret Or make me frown I had strings But now I'm free There are no strings on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:30:02 2020 No.23387507 File: 1.64 MB, 869x1286, lilim09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23387498 Depends on the lilim. Mari is best lilim by a mile

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:31:27 2020 No.23387512 >>23387507 I prefer palamina. That story was decent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:31:50 2020 No.23387515 >>23386521 OG crack spider for the win

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:32:01 2020 No.23387516 >>23387505 Time for some Adult's Play!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:34:17 2020 No.23387521 >>23385902 They just watched The Lone Ranger and are hopped up on candy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:35:46 2020 No.23387528 >>23387498 Where's that Nerdy Lim with the fat ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:35:58 2020 No.23387529 >>23387505 0/10 I bet she doesn't even have kung-fu action.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:38:43 2020 No.23387538 File: 36 KB, 876x493, Selene chowder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23387498 I wonder if you get a custom made weapon from her if you get married at her mansion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:39:10 2020 No.23387539 >>23387529 Imagine an action figure living doll. I bet she'd be incredibly genki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:40:34 2020 No.23387541 File: 660 KB, 800x800, 1409462921876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Binkusu no sake wo Todoke ni yuku yo Umikaze kimakase namimakase

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:45:56 2020 No.23387564 I want to get hopped up on a dozen different fertility and stamina boosters and spend the next several hours cumflating an alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:49:13 2020 No.23387581 >>23387538 I want a 24" AR chambered in .338 Lapua Magnum

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:49:42 2020 No.23387583 >>23387564 Could be fun. I'd even take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:50:15 2020 No.23387586 >>23387541 Kamikaze?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:51:17 2020 No.23387593 >>23387564 Hyper Pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:51:49 2020 No.23387596 >>23387586 No you fool, she's singing pirate shanties

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:10:06 2020 No.23387691 >>23387581 I don't think the mansion would deal in guns

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:12:03 2020 No.23387703 What we need is a gremlin trying to sell new tech on a shopping network channel Like new age- mana batteries that connect to other magitek appliances

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:14:01 2020 No.23387715 File: 647 KB, 1280x1839, 1_26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:14:22 2020 No.23387719 >>23387593 You say that like its a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:23:11 2020 No.23387772 File: 328 KB, 1280x1024, 1571599810524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:27:32 2020 No.23387808 >>23387772 >Calling a snek fat while she's coiled around you Fucking suicide, mate. All she needs to do is squeeze, and your eyes will be popping out of your head and your ribs piercing your lungs and heart

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:31:01 2020 No.23387842

Dreamed for the first time in months. Most striking part was a woman poking at my sides. White hair, a bit shorter than me. I couldn't see her face.

Perhaps my waifu using disguise magic? Didn't think she'd be the type to change her hair color. Now I'm already imagining what it looks like for her to change back.

Most of the dream was standard dream bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:44:50 2020 No.23387936 >>23387772 Pizza snek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:48:41 2020 No.23387977 >>23387808 If your snake mistress is a necromancer then it doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:50:24 2020 No.23388001 >>23387977 Well, I imagine it hurts kinda bad, so it would matter just a bit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:51:28 2020 No.23388008 >>23388001 Being an undead incubus solves that problem I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:52:50 2020 No.23388022 >>23388008 >No undead snek girl Why isn't this a thing yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:11:03 2020 No.23388188 So I guess my waifu would be more open to wearing clothes when we go out if I have to dress up as well, per her wishes. Seems dangerous, like the thing we'd place a wager on. If I win, only she has to dress up. If she wins, it'll be a group ensemble.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:42:16 2020 No.23388405

>New tanuki prostitute
>Prices all laid out
>Take a huge wad of cash with you
>Start small with a handjob
>Pay for a makeout session
>Pay for a blowjob
>Pay for unprotected vaginal sex
>Out of money
>She offers you a large loan
>Has to be paid back in full by next week else you'll be her slave
>Accept offer
>Pay for another blowjob
>Pay for anal
>Pay for an overnight cuddle session
>Pay for a morning blowjob and kiss before running out of money again
>Part ways
>Go to her every night and pay for a blowjob
>She comes to collect loan next week
>You don't have the money
>Become her slave

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:48:41 2020 No.23388430 >>23388405 The classic "fat tanuki ass on your face for the rest of your life" scheme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:48:55 2020 No.23388432 File: 437 KB, 1357x1953, 1585092639666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23387528 Here ya go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:50:13 2020 No.23388437 >>23388430 But why go through the scheme when she can just marry me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 09:52:12 2020 No.23388440 >>23388437 It turns her on A LOT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:01:56 2020 No.23388485 >>23388440 I still don’t understand how Findom is a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:02:54 2020 No.23388488 >>23388485 Well in this case you actually get to have sex though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:05:43 2020 No.23388502 File: 449 KB, 740x907, 513c7d176725090d2b7f3dfd1ef662d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:12:16 2020 No.23388525 >>23388485 Ah findom Like level drain, except even in my darkest fantasies I outright reject it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:22:17 2020 No.23388584 >>23388485 >Findom But I don’t wanna get dominated by a Finnish monster girl.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:26:45 2020 No.23388607

>>23388584
Finnish Dom is where that pale White Horn with stunning blue eyes backs you up against the wall of the sauna.

Findom is where you get sexual gratification from giving all or most of your money to someone. This is where the non-Irish meaning of RTGame comes from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:28:45 2020 No.23388621 >>23388607 >>23388584 Where do I get some of this Finnish Dom? They put out that movie about the guy seeing a dominatrix as therapy after losing his wife pretty recently

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:44:25 2020 No.23388703 >>23388502 I'd sit on a park bench and throw balls

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:46:41 2020 No.23388721

>>23388188
>Got the waifu a pair of Weresheep clothes, including a fluffy hat with fake horns.
>Nothing too risque, just a themed outfit. Even so, clothing is a bit...hmmm...for her
>Felt the urge to try and push her buttons
>Made a wager for her to wear it outside. If she wins...
>She grins evily
"You lecherous louse. If you want to pick my wardrobe, then you should at least try to reciprocate."
>The wager is a best of 3 set on Smash. She'll be pumped full of aphrodisiac, with a vib on her clit. Otherwise it wouldn't be very sporty.
>I've been practicing. I can do this. I'm sure of it
>Take the first round 3-1
>Second round going well. I'm learning to time my power-plays for when she's on the verge of orgasm. Take two stock without a hitch.
>Suddenly she starts speaking calmly
"Okay, I think I finally understand how to play like this."
>Next thing I know I get bodied off the stage, and meteor-smashed without a chance to fight back.
>She wins 3-2 in minutes
>Sweeps the last round 3-0, breaking out new techs I hadn't even seen before
"If you really want to get better, I can coach you anytime...almost any—!"
>She gasps and shudders on the brink of another orgasm
>Next thing I know she's forced me to the ground and is taking me right on the spot
>Play a set of "Smash"
>Naturally, she wins again. This time, at least it seemed a bit closer.
>The next day we head out onto the town. She's wearing the new outfit. I'm wearing one of my usuals
>Except she's added a simple wolf-ear headband
>She blushes whenever folks come to gawk, but I'm blushing all the time
>Of course, she drinks in my exquisite expression as much as she can
>Glad I passed on her offer to go double-or-nothing on a collar as well
>I hope she was only joking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:53:14 2020 No.23388764 >>23388607 Stupid sexy white horn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 10:55:42 2020 No.23388786 >>23388607 I want to ice fish with a serious Finn White Horn who shouts perkele and helvetti

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:06:16 2020 No.23388847 >>23388525 Fuck, level drain is underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:09:51 2020 No.23388868 >>23388847 It's the best thing to come from WG3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:10:12 2020 No.23388869 >>23387070 >time Throw him into the super khepri pit for even suggesting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:19:18 2020 No.23388927 >>23388847 What if you're already at level 1 though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:19:47 2020 No.23388930 >>23387317 >one They come as a set

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:25:35 2020 No.23388967 >>23388927 That's when you start a new adventure

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:27:57 2020 No.23388980 >>23386695 Yes, but you'll want a bag of sunflower seeds, a bottle of good vodka, excellent squatting technique and a can of Lysol to keep away undesirables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:29:38 2020 No.23388983 >>23388930 Do I need to get two of them? Five? I’m fine with getting 5 kikis. That way I can have fun with two of them but still get the house cleaned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:31:40 2020 No.23388992 >>23388983 Feral kikis can be singular or in groups of up to 2 dozen, it's immoral to separate those groups

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:34:01 2020 No.23389003 >>23388992 >Up to two dozen How many eggs do common birds lay at once? I'm imagining kiki *let sisters and, depending on number and age the situation runs between cute and terribly lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:40:19 2020 No.23389022 >>23386631 You are now realizing that Kiki is cleaning the garbage bin.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:52:11 2020 No.23389075

>>23389022
>Find Kiki living in a dumpster
>You pity her, but hear a strange noise from within
>Curious, you take a peek inside
>The dumpster is spotless, painted a light pink and smells faintly of Pinesol
>The noise was an episode of Days of our Wives playing on a portable TV

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:54:21 2020 No.23389088 >>23389075 >there's a sign made out of cardboard inside that says "Bless this mess"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:02:18 2020 No.23389122 File: 464 KB, 938x1222, 1586191222899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Instead of foolishly releasing ancient evils, why not go and seal up evil for yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:03:10 2020 No.23389124 >>23389122 Why contain it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:03:27 2020 No.23389125 New thread https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/23388855#bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:05:40 2020 No.23389135 >>23389122 Unless welding a door shut is adequate, I don't really have the skill set for that. I guess I could work solely in the Mist Continent or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:07:34 2020 No.23389148 >>23389125 How new are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:07:39 2020 No.23389149 >>23389125 >/mgt/ in the subject field >can't even link to a new thread correctly Fucking newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:08:40 2020 No.23389158 >>23389124 So you don't get sued for your wife going on a rampage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:10:15 2020 No.23389170 >>23389158 That's what dickings and children are for. No need to seal her, just keep her busy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:10:26 2020 No.23389172 >>23389125 >new thread when old one hasn't archived >new thread when old one hasn't even gon past the image limit why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:11:05 2020 No.23389176 >>23389124 so you can force an ancient evil to be your hug pillow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:11:08 2020 No.23389178 >>23388927 That's when it feels like your very life is being drained. >>23389122 Ancient evil foxes are the best wives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:11:39 2020 No.23389180 >>23389122 I want to accidentally awaken an ancient evil and become her mana pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:12:25 2020 No.23389187 >>23389176 I can see the virtue in this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:12:52 2020 No.23389189 I want to stick my tongue into an Anubis' weirdest places

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:13:52 2020 No.23389197 >>23389189 Why would you want to lick the inside of her lego sculpture?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:15:22 2020 No.23389203 >>23389197 Not him but it would trigger her OCD something fierce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:17:32 2020 No.23389222 >>23389122 I'm going to catch the Serial Hugger and keep her handcuffed and tied up, then I'll use her as my daki when she can't hug me back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:17:56 2020 No.23389226 >>23389222 His justice is harsh.

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