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>> No.23388867
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Could a Oomukade and an Apophis function together in a harem? Asking for a friend.

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Not sure I approve of making a new thread while the old one still exists and the not even using a proper name for it, but at any rate do your best.

>> No.23389159

>>23388855
What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.23389179
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>>23389159
I ask myself that question a lot anon

>>23389145
I'll do better next time!

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>>23388867
Which one is more venomous?
>>23389179
You live and you learn.

>> No.23389239

>>23389222
This seems like cruel and unusual punishment

>> No.23389250
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>>23389239
She's had it coming

>> No.23389269
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Gazer looks at OP like it was walking garbage

>> No.23389280
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>>23388855
Map autism anon here
Oh god here it is, it's not flawless, as I did it the janky way by using Paint.net (thus things not lining up things perfectly), but roughly speaking this is how large and impressive the map would be. For references sake, the Western Middle Continent (has three islands right off its northern coast) is AROUND 18 Square Inches of Land (taking away a bit of it's 19.5 Square Inches for lakes/ocean) which equates to around 27 Russias.

It's so damn large I can't actually post it here.
This is the SCALED DOWN version as well.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AfJCbV3YF3U5_XNr_D0fzTMdjp2sXNEm/view?usp=sharing

>> No.23389285

>>23389269
Is Gazer excited for Persona 5 Scramble?

>> No.23389287
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>>23389239
Nothing cruel about it, anon. It's corrective and preventative justice all in one.
Huggers get the straitjacket.
Biters get the ball gag.

>> No.23389295

>dom nurari momster
dere/gentle dom towards you and strict dom towards your harem.

>> No.23389313

>>23389280
>27 Russias
That's a lot.

>> No.23389317
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>>23389211
I'm unsure, but the idea of being poisoned is incredibly hot for some reason, so those two seem like a good combo, never thought I'd be considering being a haremfag though.

Do you think either of them could make their venom hurt?

>> No.23389319

>>23389280
Holy shit that's some highly impressive 'tism, I'd love to explore that world.

>> No.23389326
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>>23389319
I want to pick a tiny corner and go full Daggerfall with it.

>> No.23389333

>>23389239
It's poetic justice.

>> No.23389343

>>23389313
Some would say not enough, tovarisch.

>> No.23389344

>>23389317
I'm thinking getting bitten by fangs hurts, anon.

>> No.23389371
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23389371

IM BACK
new roulette for people
https://pastebin.com/AFji7d9E
Gotta keep spirits high in this bullshit

>> No.23389384

>>23389371
Even in quarantine, I'm still not writing. Good on you to keep it up.

>> No.23389430
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>>23389269
I wanted to make the next thread with a Gazer pic in the OP, but got distracted by vidya.

>> No.23389457
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being the little brother is suffering

>> No.23389463
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>>23389333
Any other forms of poetic justice?

>> No.23389469

>/mgt/ in Subject field
>fucked with OP post
>"X edition"
>made prematurely by a retarded newfag
>retarded newfag is so new and retarded he doesn't even know how to link his shit thread properly
Do not use this thread, literally sewer-tier quality drop if retards are allowed to get away with changing the threads like this.

And I repeat this was made prematurely and is not valid.

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>>23389469
This had already been discussed. People moved on.

>> No.23389482

>>23389475
t. OP

You're a cross-siter retard, lurk before posting.

>> No.23389486

>>23389482
Stop.

>> No.23389498

>>23389463
Pretty sure I've seen a pic of a Pharaoh tying up a grapesnake and punishing her

>> No.23389505
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23389505

Reminder that positive reinforcement is the best way to train your beast MG.

>> No.23389510

>>23389482
He's right. All making a another thread in retaliation will do is get that one deleted again and the OP will catch a warning.

>> No.23389517
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>"Pathetic human, don't you dare turn your head away from me when a dragon is willing to debase herself to feed you"
>"Of course I'm not using my hands, getting them covered in chocolate and crumbs is unbefitting of a noble like me"
>"Now take a bite or I'll toss you in my hoard- dungeon till you change your mind"

>> No.23389531

>>23389517
>>"Of course I'm not using my hands, getting them covered in chocolate and crumbs is unbefitting of a noble like me"
Silly dragon never heard of cutlery.

>> No.23389534

>>23389463
>Forcing an ancient evil destroyer of empires to create a new empire peacefully and with her womb
>Confining a ship-breaking kraken to a ship even she cannot destroy with only the cabin boy to keep her company

>> No.23389536

>>23389517
Hoard-dungeon? I thought the hoard was in the lair that was in the dungeon?
Who's on first?

>> No.23389543
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>>23389498
There's a few of them with subdued grapists, but I haven't seen any with a pharaoh. I've seen the other way around frequently, though.

>> No.23389545

>>23389510
Scared someone will put up a fight against you, after you've completely changed the OP to a shitpost, most likely on purpose to sabotage the thread?

>> No.23389550

>>23389517
Looks like I'll be uploading a new video to MERED.com.

>> No.23389551

>>23389545
Stop.

>> No.23389561
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23389561

Accept the bird love.

>> No.23389562

>>23389550
>An entire website of dragons in naked aprons, folding laundry, and putting hearts on objects their husband is likely to see
Would subscribe. Hope there's a section for lizardmen and salamanders, too.

>> No.23389570
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>>23389562
Probably.

>> No.23389576

>>23389562
Is there an undead section where zombies clumsily do the same?

>> No.23389578

>>23389517
Sorry, girl, but I don't like chocolate. Also, that Mimic in your hoard-dungeon is really cute.

>> No.23389584

>>23389545
Cease. I'm not the OP but I'm sick and tired of people like you bitching and demanding people do something they wouldn't do themselves, the only one I'm seeing who's "scared" is you not making the thread you're demanding gets made because you don't want to be the one to catch the warning/ban.
That's my last word on the matter, make it yourself or your word means nothing.

>> No.23389590

>>23389576
Zombies are what other undead MERE into. If anything, it'd be higher-tier undead like pharaohs, wights and liches acting dumb and cuddly when they're especially lonely or cum drunk.

>> No.23389614

>>23389280
How long before someone makes this a CIV map?

>> No.23389621

>>23389562
Now I want some art of a lizardgirl getting fucked full nelson.
Anyone knows any artist that has their commissions open?

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>>23389614
See this idea? This is a good idea!

>> No.23389625

>>23389536
Exactly

>> No.23389628
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When the fuck is the game coming out so we can get new MGE content.

>> No.23389646

>>23389371
It's been too long and that was a nice read

>> No.23389665

>>23389536
No one's on first because you're about to make a homerun.

>> No.23389674

>>23389584
Every time some shitposter makes a sabotaged OP exploiting the fact the rules on making a new proper thread are extremely unpredictable and this gets called out, there's always conveniently someone like you posting the exact same "just don't do anything, just let it happen brah" argument.

>> No.23389681

Who make best warriors and why is it ghouls.

>> No.23389682
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>>23389562
>Anon doing another livestream on MERED.com
>Climbing a mountain till he reaches a cave
>Can see the glint of gold and jewels deeper in when he shines his flashlight
>While stumbling through the mountains of treasure he trips over a tail
>Wings unfurl and gold starts shifting like sand
>"You dare intrude on my sanctum, human? Probably here to make your fortune like the others"
>"But I'm feeling generous, give me one reason why I shouldn't toss you from the cliff face to the harpies and wyverns?
>Anon confesses that he's here to steal something, but it's not gold
>It's her heart
>Cuts to anon chugging 10 strength potions and full nelsoning her

>> No.23389688
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23389688

Shut up and post monsters getting MERED!

>> No.23389741

Remember: refusing to objectify a Chochin-Obake is abuse.

>> No.23389772

>>23389371
This is a good thing

>> No.23389776

consent is important ya'know

>> No.23389782

>>23388855
Shame on Trollfags

>> No.23389785
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23389785

>>23389776
You already consented when you looked at her breasts

>> No.23389807

>>23388855
So a crossboarder fucker that stayed after April fools makes a new thread, absolutely disgusting

>> No.23389829

>>23389785
Looks good but that cow needs to thicken up her thighs.

>> No.23389847

>>23389785
I'd rather die than be stuck with a cow.

>> No.23389857

>>23389782
We already knew trollfags are autistic, they regularly post about sniffing farts and other stupid shit.

>> No.23389874

>>23389785
And she should understand that I am going to cum all over those fat tats.

>> No.23389888

>>23389874
She understood that when you looked at her breasts.

>> No.23389895
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Remember to lick the inside of your loli's mouth daily!

>> No.23389899
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>>23389776
Consent was given when you accidentally signed the contract, boy.

>> No.23389910

>>23389899
Demon officer gf demands a massage!

>> No.23389915

>>23389785
Prime breastpussy

>> No.23389916

>>23389829
How does one encourage a shortstack cow to do squats? Hard more: no telling her you'll fuck her harder if she has thick thighs.

>> No.23389923

>>23389371
NICE

>> No.23389926

>>23389895
I don't think I'm a lolicon, though.

>> No.23389935

>>23389543
The one I saw was pretty /u/ so I didn't post it here

>> No.23389936

>>23389926
You are. You just don't know it yet.

Visit your local Sabbath branch, and they'll give you a sample of the desires you've been suppressing!

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How can a orc be a paladin? She's dumb as a rock and has about much wisdom as a lemming, the only thing she has in spades is strength and constitution

>> No.23389959

>>23389940
Being dumb makes it easier to just trust me, bro. She's actually quite well-qualified outside of wisdom.

>> No.23389962
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>>23389430
Gazer in cute outfits!

>> No.23389964

>>23389910
I have no idea what I'm doing.

>> No.23389968

>>23389936
Desires I've been suppressing? But they're children!

>> No.23389969

>>23389936
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FUCK?

>> No.23389978
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>>23389940
There's a few things in life a Paladin needs, as long as there's a cleric riding on their back shouting the word of the good book, all is well.
>luv me god
>luve me land
>'ate sinners
>'ate heretics
>simple as

>> No.23389979
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What's the most effective weight loss regiment for a doughragon

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>>23389344
Nah it'll be fine

>> No.23390053

>>23389964
She'll teach you after your punishment

>> No.23390064

>>23389916
I tell her that thick thighs can save lives.

>> No.23390077

>>23389576
>>23389590
Do you think Wights miss the doting their husbands gave them when they were zombies?

>> No.23390084
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>>23389344
Nah it'll be fine

>> No.23390089

>>23390077
Why would they miss it? Why would their husband stop? If I had a wight wife I'd dote on her any time she wanted it and sometimes when she didn't. She'd always be my little zombie.

>> No.23390092

>>23389916
She can support even bigger breasts.

>> No.23390113

>>23389916
Tell her it leads to easier childbirth?

>> No.23390114

>>23389935
A harem without /u/ is a sad harem.

>> No.23390117

What would make a Hellhound bitchslap her husband and then rape him?

>> No.23390129

>>23390117
Simply existing.

>> No.23390132

>>23390117
suicide attempt

>> No.23390142

>>23390089
I just assumed they would get too prideful and get embarrassed about their zombie past

>> No.23390150

>>23390117
Self-deprecation.

>> No.23390152

>>23390117
Looking for a vasectomy doctor, though that might cause any and all MGs to react like that.

>> No.23390156

>>23390114
This is true. If they don't have "fun" with one another so I can see it while the others having sex with me, what's even the point?

>> No.23390180

>>23390152
>"Your balls are mine. No one else is allowed to touch those."

>> No.23390186

>>23390150
If I say I'm a weakling bitch, she's not proving me wrong.

>> No.23390187

>>23390113
That's wide hips, innit?

>>23390142
Embarrassed of their zombie past? Maybe; that'd be very individual. Too proud to have their husband dote on them? Never. No MG would mind that in private and most wouldn't care in public.

>> No.23390196

How would one completely eliminate the chance of being stuck with a mamono they don't like?

>> No.23390197

>>23390152
>Get a vasectomy
>Monster waifu doesn't know you're shooting blanks
>Mamano mana instantly reverses the surgery and makes you twice as virile
Hope you enjoy only having twins from now on

>> No.23390202

>>23390114
A harem with /u/ is a cuck's harem.

>> No.23390204

>>23389979
Fighting, winning and then teasing her in a non-sexual way.

>> No.23390223

>>23389979
Telling her that her childhood rival Griffon would laugh at her as said doughragon won't be able to break into her treasure trove

>> No.23390234

Post ideas for Gnome special feature that isn't >rock hands

>> No.23390253

>>23390234
Pointy red hats

>> No.23390262

>>23390234
An aversion towards eggs

>> No.23390269

>>23390234
No, no... Gargoyle already has the 'animated statue' thing. Hmm.

>> No.23390273

>>23390234
Dried mud hands

>> No.23390274

>>23390234
the access to earth magic

>> No.23390279

>>23390234
Hatred of cookie making elves stealing their likeness.

>> No.23390301

>>23390234
Ooh, I know. Their bodies are made of a material that looks/feels like Dorodango

>> No.23390318

>>23390234
paizuri

>> No.23390340
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23390340

Flying Waifus

>> No.23390417

I wanna fuck some sexy order nun mouthpussy

>> No.23390424

>>23390417
Yes, I also enjoy confessional.

>> No.23390454

>>23390417
This. But sandworm instead

>> No.23390499

Chapter 35 up

https://pastebin.com/Mdgt6v35

Remember, being caught violating quarantine is grounds for marrying you off to a unicorn nurse for stress relief in these trying times.

>> No.23390524

>>23390417
Based. Order nuns are for corrupting with cock.

>> No.23390562

>>23390234
Adventitious body parts, across herself and the soil.

>> No.23390569

>>23390417
Hey it’s not technically sex if it’s not in her pussy. Therefore, oral and anal sex is totally okay for nuns to partake in.

>> No.23390605

>>23390499
And who's going to enforce that?
Certainly not a bunch of kids in nurse uniforms.

>> No.23390622

>>23390499
Thanks.

>> No.23390680

What demons are better: Fit or thin ones?

>> No.23390691
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>>23390680
And like the idiot I am, I forgot to add the pic.

>> No.23390702

>>23390680
Hourglass

>> No.23390713

>>23390680
I WANT A STRONGFAT 6FT+ POWERLIFTING MEAT-LOVING ONI GF WITH A STURDY FOUNDATION AND CUTE PINCHABLE CHUB OVER SOLID MUSCLES AND A KIND BEAUTIFUL HEART

>> No.23390714

>>23390680
I choose option three: give me the THICC.

>> No.23390728
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>>23390713
Here's your waifu bro

>> No.23390739

>>23390569
Priestess holes are for conquering with your cock

>> No.23390748

>>23389371
Nice

>> No.23390772
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>>23390680
The third option, soft demons

>> No.23390774

>>23390680
>>23390691
These two are both fit. If you're talking about shredded vs svelte, give me shredded.

>> No.23390818

If I want to get roughed up while Im being fucked should I go for Minotaur or Hellhiund?

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Again for the guy in the last thread who wanted fat (nerdy) lilim ass

>> No.23390827

>>23390772
I bet that demon is immensely powerful. Hot

>> No.23390838

>>23390827
Of course she is, just look at those mana reserves.

>> No.23390844

>>23390820
Veronica was made for prone boning
So much squishy lim ass...

>> No.23390851

>>23390838
And the horns, tail and cape

>> No.23390868

>>23390728
Very nice.

>> No.23390876

What’s the deal with the retarded OP

>> No.23390880

>>23390340
i fucked a vacuum once so i can handle a sylph

>> No.23390889
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>>23390827
She's pretty strong as you'd expect from a high ranking monster but she prefers trickery rather than brute forcing things. It would be nice to get a commission of her going all out one of these days though.

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>Touch Rata Mofu

>> No.23390919

>>23390876
I dunno, he forgot this isn't /vg/?

>> No.23390937

>>23390889
That's fine since powerful scheming demons is extremely hot

>> No.23390938

>>23390876
Some incredible fucktard (this level of retarded: >>23389125) decided to fuck up the whole thread and change the OP completely because he's a shitposting fucktard, and everyone just went along with his shit thread like a bitch.

>> No.23390950

>>23390937
I'm always plotting evil schemes that blow up in my face.

>> No.23390955

>>23390938
Probably just a newfag mistake

>> No.23390972

>>23390955
Why would a newfag just randomly happen to make every retarded shitpost mistake in the OP and also change the formatting for literally no reason? It's intentional.

>> No.23390975

>>23390950
Every demon needs a bumbling henchman to stop her from actually taking over the world.

>> No.23390976

>>23390950
>anon wants to be a supervillain, but his wife won't let him

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ITT: monster excuses for rape

>> No.23390995

>>23390976
BBEG: "Foolish adventurers, meet your doo-"
Wife: "HONEY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!"
BBEG: "Oh fuck, my wife, get the fuck out of here."

>> No.23391009
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Tarantula hair

>> No.23391039

>>23391009
rare mofu

>> No.23391043

>>23390995
Cute

>> No.23391058

>>23391009
Aren't those actually spiny and an irritant?

>> No.23391065

>>23391058
These are monster girls.

>> No.23391098

>>23391065
Yes, but how would MAMONO MANA handle it? Just make it soft? Make the itching pleasurable? Some kind of weird aphrodisiac property?

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>>23390680
>>23390691
STRONG

>> No.23391168

>>23391118
CAN'T. BREATHE.

>> No.23391207
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Does anyone read a demon's contract before signing?

>> No.23391215

>>23391207
It's all in legalese.

>> No.23391237

You may think a loli is weak but try telling her friends that when they join forces and rape you like a monster megazord

>> No.23391254

>>23391098
Probably make it soft like Mothman fluff, but it causes a gradual "will-weakening" effect, thus causing anyone who cuddles or is subjected to it into their plaything for the night.

>> No.23391262

>>23391168
Thanks to her love, you don't need to breathe!

>> No.23391285

>>23391207
She knows whats best for you, you'll just upset her by reading the contract and doubting her.

>> No.23391300

>>23391207
I'm too lazy to read it can I just give her a pre-signed blank paper and tell her to fill out the rest how she sees fit

>> No.23391320

>>23391207
Part of the process is probably getting you so worked up you don't bother. My demon would want me to, though.

>>23391254
>Will weakening
>From cuddling spider butt
Oddly adorable.

>Dear, are you going to come up top? I have other soft things for you~
>Don't wanna, too comfy
>But--
>ZZZZZZ

>> No.23391341

>>23391207
Not only is it more exciting to be constantly surprised by random contractual obligations, it's also considered rude to question a demon's contract. If you start reading it, that implies you think she's untrustworthy.

>> No.23391352

Say you're a /fit/ warrior-type. Which monster do you take for a travelling companion?
>Another warrior-type to train together or have a friendly rivalry
>Theif/Rangers that want to run their dexterous fingers all over your body
>Casters that want you for up-close encounters, in and out of the bed
>Healslut that heart-pupils over your MASSIVE health-pool

>> No.23391362

>>23391352
>Theif/Rangers that want to run their dexterous fingers all over your body
That one. Let's flank some shit.

>> No.23391375

>>23391352
>Casters that want you for up-close encounters, in and out of the bed
I need them to make a balanced party.

>> No.23391394

>>23391352
Casters, you carry her through the lower levels and she carries you through the higher levels

>> No.23391421

>>23391207
i don't sign

>> No.23391449

>>23391352
Healslut for me. I bet she's a freak in bed, and gets turned on by low health jingle.

>> No.23391484

>>23391421
Abort! Abort! Plan ruined.

>> No.23391571

>>23390114
>>23390156
Exactly. Plus it helps with your wives to bond. A close knit harem is a happy harem.

>> No.23391588
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Warrior cats are scary

>> No.23391595

>>23391352
Healslut. I want a bitch to utterly fill to the brim at any time. Shortstack healslut preferred but any slut for healing with big tits is fine for me.

>> No.23391660

>>23391207
I let my Tanuki onee-san read all the contracts I get before she lets me sign them.
She never lets me sign any contract.

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>>23391660
But anon how do you know your Tanuki onee-san is really looking out for you and just doesn't want you to succeed by stopping all your contracts?

>> No.23391682

>>23391588
That armor doesn't seem too practical.

>> No.23391683

>>23391237
How will they tell me and my decoys and illusions apart?

>> No.23391686

>>23391207
I don't know whether to grip those handles and fuck her face, or let her strangle me with those thighs

>> No.23391697

>>23391009
https://twitter.com/plan039/status/1243911028758335488?s=20
Can't read moonrunes, but here anyway

>> No.23391701

>>23391678
She always tells me that she’ll “let me sign the right contract” when she sees it.

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>> No.23391705

>>23391686
Are those mutually exclusive? I wonder if she's flexible enough to make moth happen at once?

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moffs

>> No.23391747

I must admit, I feel more comfortable saying waifu instead of wife. She's the proud sort, and would probably get embarrassed with me calling her that.

If you asked her, she'd say I'm a servant or slave, and disavow any sort of relationship beyond that. The home cooked meals are just to make sure I'm healthy enough to perform my duties. And the sex is for her own benefit and sustenance. Yeah, she'd say some fib like that.

>> No.23391763

>>23391705
Ah, of course. If I flip her upside-down from missionary, I should be able to facefuck her while she chokes me out.

>> No.23391764

>>23391747
That's most adorable anon! Your dear wi- ah, waifu must maintain a regal dignified air about her, but you know the truth deep down!

>> No.23391767

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...

>> No.23391784

>>23391352
If there's no steady supply of potions, Healslut is the obvious choice. I'd wish I could swap places with her, though.
If healing is not a problem, Caster is also alright.

>> No.23391785

>>23391747
She's holding your hand just to check if you body temperature is OK and placing her lips on your and her tongue in your mouth to see if your fluid balance is correct.

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How do you like your snakes?

>> No.23391808

>>23391764
Regal? Uh...not exactly. More dark and menacing. But yeah, I know how she really feels, and try to trick her into showing it openly.

Not to say I haven't called her a wife in these threads. Though I can never tell whether I should refer to her as Master or Mistress when speaking with her. Both seem to have odd effects on her. If I get stressed about it, she tells me to use her name.

>> No.23391816

>>23391808
Communication is key, after all! Go with what pleases her, even if she isn't pleased by it!

>> No.23391820

>>23391800
Medium-rare, please.

>> No.23391828

>>23391207
You gotta wrastle the Demon of Wrath! It's part of her contract!

>> No.23391834

>>23391747
Regal waifus who stress over every little thing that happen to their husbands are too cute.
>some Wight rushes into a doctors office with her husband wrapped up in bandages like a mummy
>turns out he just cut his finger on a broken dish and she couldn’t stand to see him bleed

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>>23391207
You can judge a Demon by the quality and content of her contract.

>> No.23391859
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I love fairies.

>> No.23391860

>>23391834
CUTE

>> No.23391935

>>23391800
Warm-blooded and give live birth.

>> No.23391939

>>23391855
Big breasts are for filling out suits!

>> No.23391945

>>23391855
Which MG makes the best office lady?

>> No.23391967

>>23391207
She knows what's best so no.

>> No.23391971

>>23391859
>Buy a model airship from the local gremlin
>Really expensive, but has all of the features of an actual airship, and it even has it's own micro-golem crew
>Show it off to your fairy roommate, and she breaks it after doing a "boss battle"
What is her punishment?

>> No.23391978

>>23391971
She's part of the crew now.

>> No.23391986

>>23391800
Slightly fluffy and worshipped as gods. Also, busty.

>> No.23392012

>>23391800
Pale white and yandere

>> No.23392013

>>23391971
Are the micro-golems ok?

>> No.23392019

>>23391800
Clingy, obsessive, and yandere to the point she shows no interest in anything but me.

>> No.23392029

>>23391978
>Having a fairy as a pirate parrot
Now I wanna see this

>> No.23392036

>>23391098
Imagine a million tiny, aphrodisiac tipped needles being pushed into your flesh before disalving into pure mana that merges with your essence. No wounds, no blood... Pain, sure, but pain that is almost immideately replaced with pleasure as your head goes blank, filed with naught but thoughts of motorboting more spooder floof into your face. All the while the tarantula girl acts all haughty at you shamelessly outing yourself as a mofuslut.

>> No.23392047
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Hey mister, you want to get in our windowless van? We've got beer and chicken wings.

>> No.23392051
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>>23391800
Grape flavored and full of venom.

>> No.23392061

>>23392047
>carbs
>GRAIN carbs
pass

>> No.23392066

>>23392047
This is me walking away

>> No.23392069

>>23389371
Good stuff. Some typos here and there but overall nice read

>> No.23392071

>>23392036
>Dissolving
Jokes on her, she'd be covered by nothing but bare chitin at the end of the night. What will her friends say?!

>>23392047
I think you want Frank down the street, I'm a burgers and whisky kinda guy. Or milk and cookies, but you girls don't like you've got any milk.

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>>23392071
>What will her friends say?!

>> No.23392081

>>23391800
The kind that likes to cuddle, stare, and throw sweet, sweet kisses to remind me just how much she loves me.

>> No.23392085

What's the best mamano to fuck in some kind of suspended-from-the-ceiling full-body shibari setup where all she can do is wriggle and pull against her bindings?

>> No.23392091

>>23392080
Latenight Succs are silly.

>> No.23392103

>>23392085
Any type of lamia. I imagine they'd coil around and maybe restrain you a little for pretty much every sex act, so taking away their ability to do so and boning them.completely at your will would probably be kinky as hell.

Plus, you'd need that level of bondage to keep them from breaking out.

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looks comfy

>> No.23392110

>>23391352
I hire them all and form an adventure party.

>> No.23392119

>>23392103
>Tying up a Shirohebi
Hmmm. There's a fun idea; turning the tables on your Yandere stalker, locking THEM up and having YOUR way with them.

>> No.23392121

>>23392103
Come to think, this would also be good for ryuu. Imagine punching the reverse scale when she's bound and presumably prevented from using magic. Might need chains for that, though. Adamantine chains.

>> No.23392125

>>23391800
Fluffy and cuddly

>> No.23392127

>>23391352
Caster. But I'd never be a /fit/ warrior type. closest you'd get is a Paladin.

>> No.23392129

>>23392104
A vampires breast would be cold to the touch like all undead

>> No.23392136

>>23392129
Unless she's recently-fed, at least. Blooded vamps run HOT.

>> No.23392142

>>23389741
Is it alright to put her in my bicycle's front basket?

>> No.23392146

>>23392121
Gentle punches, I hope

>> No.23392152

>>23390499
This is getting good. I'm still cheering for the demon to be the one to get him

>> No.23392153

>>23392104
>Vampire wife makes a voodoo doll
>Puts the doll in her cleavage
I'm not sure if it would feel like you're being hugged or being crushed.

>> No.23392163

Remember, big girls look intimadating but they're not so tough when they're trying not to hit their head on the ceiling.

>> No.23392167

>>23389741
I like tsukumogami, but paper lanterns aren't something I've ever used, or enjoy the mamano design of much.

What object in your lives are most likely to become tsukumogami, anons? I think the only thing likely to quality for me is my bicycle.

I am now imagining a very hectic piggyback ride atop a tall skinny girl with wheels for feet, through pouring rain and mud

>> No.23392184

>>23390499
Nice chapter, I'm looking forward to see how he'll manage to survive the dash. In the previous chapters I thought his aversion to just getting a waifu was starting to get ridiculous, but after Rhodon's speech I understand him wanting to beat her first out of sheer spite.

>> No.23392187

>>23392167
I assume we're ignoring the hundred year thing, else it'd have to be something I inherited, so, nothing. A lot of Anons would probably get some antique rifle sex out of a portal opening, though.

I think for me, my oldest commonly used thing is the box I empty my pockets into. It's a little Pokémon tin I've had it since second or third grade and it continues to be the perfect size for all of the stuff I carry on the daily. I even repaired it once when it broke.

I guess it'd be like a mimic that played a lewd version of the S1 theme song whenever it raped me.

>> No.23392230
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Large automatons

>> No.23392266

>Think of old harem shows and how they'd be improved by adding monster girls.
Sometimes I just want that harem life.

>> No.23392268

>>23392266
The harem life is the best. Which monster girls do you think would be in yours?

>> No.23392283

>>23392230
Living here in Jersey, Fighting villains from afar...
You gotta find first gear, In your giant waifu car!

>> No.23392289

>>23392167
My saxophone, definitely. It'd also be the only way I could get the childhood friend dynamic.

>> No.23392318

>>23392268
Holst, jinko, and Cheshire are regulars for me but I'd take most any species.
Its like rolling a great Gacha

>> No.23392328

>>23392268
the biggest ones

>> No.23392334

>>23392318
Those are good girls, I don't blame you there. The harem dynamic between them would work too with the varying personalities

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>> No.23392344

>>23389280
>around 27 Russias
which is about 459 million square kilometers
that's like over 3 times all the land surface area of earth dude, that's massive.

Unless that middle part of that continent is supposed to be a desert, or weather works differently in the mge world, or if there's just some magic bs that hasn't been described, I'd put some big lakes or seas in the middle to generate some rain for the middle of the continent. Otherwise it's gonna look like pangaea.

>> No.23392349

>>23392334
Exactly.
I tend to not want exact overflow in body types or personalities.

>> No.23392358

are you guys, okay?

>> No.23392359

>>23392358
No. I am dead.

>> No.23392363

>>23392358
Correct, I am a guy.

>> No.23392368

>>23392358
>>23392363
lmao why do i have the habit of using commas

>> No.23392371
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Surrender to the might of the mane anon.

>> No.23392375

>>23392371
>Posting the top of a Yuri pairing that always kills her the other
Bad anon

>> No.23392376

>>23392358
Splendid! I made fancy buttered noodles! I'd eat them out of my Dear Wife's hat, while she'd eat them off of my dick!

>> No.23392380

>>23392358
are you asking for blogposts
because that's how you get blogposts

>> No.23392381

>>23392358
I'm good but I think staying inside without walks is driving me insane

>> No.23392383

>>23392359
what happened? pretend i'm your waifu and tell me all your angst.

>> No.23392384

>>23392380
because my therapist has disappeared since the coof and I have literally nowhere else to vent, nevermind that there's shit in my head I'd never tell her anyway

>> No.23392385

>>23392380
just a one-time check-up

>> No.23392386

>>23392266
I think Tenchi's fine as is.

>> No.23392394

>>23392383
Spy facestab happened

>> No.23392395

>>23392384
They haven't offered you telehealth anon? They should be permitted to for most insurance types right now! Unless you're outside of the US, then I'm not sure!

>> No.23392397

>>23392371
Girls need some fluff to huff

>> No.23392401

What's your favorite harem TYPE?
>The Shrine Goddess + Attendants, Ryu and Inari variants
>The Khepri Kingship
>The Broodfather
>The Bicorn Grab-Bag
>The Demon Contract's Clause
>The Zipangu Smoke Parade
>The Dominator's Powerfantasy
>The Yandere Thunderdome

>> No.23392408
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It's a renaissance, /jp/!

>> No.23392410

>>23392401
Please describe the variants. I am not familiar with them.

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
What.

>> No.23392421
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Lewd lolis instead!

>> No.23392426
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>>23392344
MGE is a flat earth run by magic and elementals, run the show often times when it comes to how things are.
MGE is also x4 the size of earth, meaning that all scale is fucked and a goddamn nightmare, I got bored in the /tg/ thread and crunched the numbers.

North Pole - 12,430 Miles (20004.15 km)
MON 2 (Flat Planet Nightmare) - 99,440 Miles (160,032 km) (Left to Right)
MON 2 Top North/Bottom South - 49,720 Miles (80,016.6 km)

>For the Mathematicians, I just multiplied it by 4 from Earth to MON 2

Roughly speaking the map of MON 2: Flat Earth Boogaloo is AROUND 4,955,156,800 Sq. Miles. (12,805,216,531.2 Sq. km)
>(99,440 x 49,720) and (160,032 x 80,016.6)

On the Western Half of MON 2 we have around 252 sq. inches of land to work with. meaning that if we double the land size to 36x14 we have 504 sq. inches.

If my math is right we're looking at 1 sq. inch = 9,831,660,32 Sq. Miles.
Which is about 1.5 Russia's a square inch.

It's a little big.

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>>23392268
Oomukade, Apophis... Any other poisonous monster girls? Preferably ones with butts... My favorite part of the female body is the posterior, yet the majority of my favorite monmusu completely lack asses, just cloaca and,,, What's the centipede equivolent?

>> No.23392442

>>23392401
>>The Yandere Thunderdome
This but instead of fighting over trying to be the first to fuck me they instead fight each other because they want to be the last ones because they feel like rest of the harem deserves me more than them. It's like arguing over who get's the last slice cake but instead of arguing for them getting the cake it's how the other party should get the cake instead

>> No.23392447

I bet living in or around a monster-run church must be "difficult" depending on what god they worship.
>Hathor: women gradually become more voluptuous and fertile while men see an increase in ball size and semen production
>Fallen God: people have heightened arousal and find themselves randomly having lewd thoughts or daydreams
>Eros: people are more amorous with each other, expressing affection both verbally and physically more freely than usual
>Bacchus: everyone has a slight feeling of inebriation, their inhibitions slowly melting away
>Ares: there's an air of competitiveness that nudges people to do their best in all endeavors, and those training their bodies notice an increase in muscle mass

>> No.23392455

>>23392408
>It's a renaissance, /jp/!
Care to explain?

>> No.23392460
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>>23392426
His head should be where his feet are and vice versa, otherwise a lovely piece anon

>> No.23392464

>>23392455
dont reply, report.

>> No.23392467

>>23392358
My OC has become my waifu and it's really weird, but also nice because I have a well thought-out waifu.

However, working from home has cranked up my imposter syndrome to eleven.

>> No.23392469

>>23392442
>Harem of Yandere Bicorns

>> No.23392475

>>23392455
Big girls being posted by more than just one or two autists. not that kind of "big" girls, talking about giantess', not the disgusting kind

>> No.23392481

>>23392464
I'm going to hide these posts like I do every other time this guy gets off work but you'll notice people ignore the giantessposter until someone makes an innocuous, but often times positive comment to them.

And then people like you tell them to report and ignore and then people like me reply to you and it just snowballs into an autistic shitfit before the giantessposter gets bored and fucks off

>> No.23392483

>>23392410
Ryu and Inari are often revered, in isolated towns and cities, as minor gods - their shrines maintained by closely-related mamano and human maidens hoping to be transformed in their image. A husband to the local 'Goddess' may well be expected to attend to the maidens as well, or even participate in 'corruption' rituals.
Khepri - The '3rd Kingdom' of not!Egypt, these golden-carapaced insect types are known for capturing singular men and making him their 'king' - providing service and DE to him in exchange for the mana they need to create their Green demon realms.
>Broodfather
Many species participate in swarm/colony behaviors of various... intensities. Giant ants, Honeybees, devilbugs, even mice under certain conditions. Hope you want a lot of kids.
A bicorn will 'encourage' and aid the attraction of 5-6 other random mamano, matching your tastes and what lives in the region.
A Demon, while nominally a 'monogamous' mamano, will likely be more than enthusiastic to build a devilish harem for you, should you specify it in her Contract.
A Nurarihyon picks her man, charms him with her magic, and then leads him on a tour of debauchery through the Zipangu town she calls her own- and it's no surprise if a few of those nighttime flings decide to take up more permanent relations.
Some fantasy self-inserts are strong and ambitious enough to enthrall any number of mamano, no matter their usual temperament. Hard to write in an interesting way, though.
Being the centerpiece in a Yandere tug-of-war is Exciting, even if you do manage some kind of diplomatic peace for a time. Best outcome, they all turn psuedo-tsundere to eachother's presence.

>> No.23392484

>>23392460
Being the purse slave to a lilim, there are certainly worse fates that I can think of.

>> No.23392488

>>23392430
Let's assume population density of 50 persons per square mile, and that monsters account for 5% of the population.
Approximately 10 billion square miles per sq inch times 252 sq inches = 2.52 trillion sq miles
This works out to a population of 125 trillion people, of whom 6 trillion are monstergirls for the Western Half alone, and ignoring the population of aquatic monsters.

...My calculations may be off.

>> No.23392489

>>23392047
pass on the beer but if you have something else to drink wings sounds good

>> No.23392491

There are way more pics of that giant succ/small guy pair, and this dumbass doesn't even know it.

>> No.23392493

>>23392467
>My OC has become my waifu
Who's the girl anon?

>> No.23392494

>>23392483
I see. Thank you.

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>>23392464
For what exactly? Can you pinpoint a rule that is being breached? They aren't even trolling, they are posting monster girl content. Sure, it may be monster girl content that you dislike, but you're not special anon. Your opinions do not matter and you do not get to dictate what is and is not allowed in these threads. I'd rather have absurdly tall well-proportioned monster girls than some cuckshit or bbw trash or, furry.

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>> No.23392507

>>23392467
I don't understand people who don't have their OC as their waifu.

I mean I only have the physical traits down because that's the only part I care about because I'm not emotionally suited to have a waifu at all, but it just makes more sense to me.

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>> No.23392509

>>23392491
He doesn't give a shit, reposting the same pics over and over again is sufficient for trolling.

>> No.23392512

>>23392493
Connect the dots, Anon.
If you're a paranoid schizophrenic, this should be easy!

More like a somewhat tweaked version of an OC has become my waifu. Parallel universes?

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>>23392509
Which is sort of how we know he actually IS trolling, I guess?

>> No.23392517

>>23392501
I find it hard to believe that hatterfag is defending him.

>> No.23392518

>>23392436
You would get bitten so much, I guess that's your fetish? I do really like Oomukades a lot though so I can't say I don't see the appeal! Manticore would probably be a good one for you too.

>> No.23392521

Fairy baths!
https://www.oglaf.com/cleansing/

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>> No.23392523

>>23392475
>Big girls being posted by more than just one or two autists
Yeah that just ignore it -tactic is working real great with the giantess spammer, isn't it. Now there's atleast one more inbred manlet posting giantess shit and jerking off the original spammer, because people have given off the impression of silent acceptance.

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>> No.23392528

>>23392508
Those are some huge ears

>> No.23392529

>>23392401
boatsluts are too much their own setting to allow much cross-discussion in these threads...
but I submit that a Grand Fleet is one of the best harem types

>> No.23392530

>>23392517
He's not.

There's always this one defender that gives the same "how am I breaking rules?" defense.

It's probably samefagging. Report em both for trolling.

>> No.23392531

>>23392512
Pandora? Viccy? Nerdwan?

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>>23392509
>posting images that have been posting in threads before it trolling and deserving a of a report

Oh please, do tell me more

>> No.23392533

>>23392517
Posting a hatter does not make one a Hatterfag, or the Hatterfag, or what have you to call it anon! I stay out of such arguments as a genuine rule!

>> No.23392536

>>23392523
Are giants not monstergirls?

>> No.23392546

>>23392531
Don't flatter me. I'm just a small-time writefag with big ambitions.

>> No.23392547

>>23392536
monstergirls or no, micro/macroshit is definitely off-topic

>> No.23392553

Wikifag here, the greentext archive for /monster/ is up.
https://mega.nz/folder/q75HmYxK#P6oWHp2zQaKR6zbKLQbfeg
It can also be found under the misc tab of the archive. I think I'll also archive the endchn bunker tomorrow.

>> No.23392561

>>23392528
you can huff her ear mofu

>> No.23392564

>>23392517
It's not hatterfag. Giantessfag is the same guy who spams giantess vore requests on all the drawthreads and he likes wonderland girls among others.

This is his thing, he samefags in those threads and pretends his posts are wanted/he's not breaking the rules but it's so transparent he's actually had wanted posters made of his posts to alert drawfags who might fall for it.

>> No.23392565

>>23392532
Good job ignoring the point.

>> No.23392566

Despite being scared of Spiders and getting shots I feel like a Vampire Wolf Spider would be a nice monster

>> No.23392570

>>23392530
>nooooooooo, you can’t just post things that I don’t like in his public forum! Mods! Mods! Mods! Reeeee!!!

Imagine, being THIS big a faggot. Just imagine it.

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>>23391800
Venomous

Long tongues are a plus

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>>23392565
Good job reporting and ignoring.
Super! FANTASTIC!

>> No.23392582

>>23392536
They are, fuckoff fag is just being the faggy little baby bitch boy that he always is. Pay him no mind, he’ll tire himself out eventually. Probably around nap time.

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It's almost as if this retard's continued existence always upsets the thread? I wonder what the mods should do? Perma.... something... hmmm I can't quite seem to remember...

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I want a tomboy Wolf girl childhood friend

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>>23392584
Just wait for them to post more NSFW pics, it got them the last time. In the meantime, can we get back on topic or not? Idgaf if they are giantess' or not, post monster girls nerds

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>> No.23392603

Oh look it's that time again when people start talking about reports, and giantess spammer can't hold his manlet rage in anymore and starts samefagging angrily.

>> No.23392604

>>23392595
>Idgaf if they are giantess' or not
You should.

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History shall repeat itself. Can we shoot for 4 new threads this time?

>> No.23392607

>>23392595
Scale tails are better than fluff tails

>> No.23392608

>>23392570
Well said. Now please post some blacked futa furry, I need to rebuild my folder.

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>>23392564
Imagine being so delusional that you cannot even begin to fathom multiple people liking something that you hate, to the point that you convince yourself that clearly the only rational explanation is it's just one person samefagging.

>> No.23392618

>>23392612
yeah, but consider the possibility that it is the same person.

>> No.23392621

>>23392508
Punk Mofu! Rock and Roll!

>> No.23392628

Are Kamaitachi a respectable waifu species?

>> No.23392629

>>23392618
The autism required to constantly troll threads cannot be underestimated.

It's what got the /a/ threads removed.

>> No.23392630

>another rerun of "gay nerds fighting"
I grow weary

>> No.23392632

>>23392603
It’s funny that if he wasn’t such an autist and chewed a Ritalin every now and then, he would actually be a bigger problem on the threads he spams. You can’t fight your nature though.

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Silly spiders with silly strings!

>>23392604
Why? Seriously, fucking why? Jesus Christ I don't even like that micro/marco shit but seeing faggots like you reee about it for no other reason than the fact that you dislike it makes ME want to spam the shit. Do you not understand that? Do you not get that being such an annoying bitch will make people want to post the thing you're bitching about, for no other reason than to spite you? Have some self-awareness, faggot. It's like this isn't even about the content at this point, more like a personal vendetta, do you not realize how annoying and cringey that is?

>> No.23392645

>>23392628
Why wouldn't they be?

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>>23392629
This is still just one guy...who apparently has a day job. Good like with the COOF.

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which maid outfit fits your waifu best?

>> No.23392651

>>23392632
He was banned for posting NSFW stuff in here, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't giantess posts continue in these threads?

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>>23392649
Kappougis are pretty nice.

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>>23392618
Anon, do you really think someone would do that? Just come on the internet to start drama?

>> No.23392661

>>23392649
which one lives her life a quarter mile at a time?

>> No.23392664

>>23392651
It was a different guy. He got tired of people's shit and posted the usual 5 giantess images, then some NSFW shit and got banned. Giantessfag took over after the ban.

>> No.23392665

>>23392655
>seeing your monster wife having a happy moment with your daughter just makes you want to put another daughter in her
It's a vicious cycle.

>> No.23392667

>>23392081
I like this guy’s answer the best.

>> No.23392673

>>23392628
Kamaitachi are fine, they just don't get much attention because haremfags usually prefer when each waifu is of different species.

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>> No.23392679

>>23392665
A virtuous cycle, for you are creating wifes for other lonely men!

>> No.23392680

>>23392649
French maid. She would hate it, but gods would it look good on her.

>> No.23392681

>>23392649
But for my waifu I'd be wearing a butler outfit

>> No.23392683

>>23392632
>You can’t fight your nature though.
True. When you see someone's into shit like giantess, vore or fat it's a 100% reliable indicator that they're mentally challenged to a high degree.

>> No.23392686

>>23392679
Imagine being the father of dozens of monster girls and having to go to every one of their weddings. I don't know if my heart could take it.

>> No.23392690

>>23392683
There are people who are into that here who know better than to spam their fetish. Having a weird fetish doesn't make you a shitty person. Just a shitty person with a weird fetish.

>> No.23392691

Imma talk waifus. My waifu has no/few problems with me being friendly with other women, so long as I don't initiate, I don't lead, and I don't bad-mouth her.

She knows I'm a horny degenerate and easy prey for thirsty girls. She'll still rescue me if I'm in over my head, though. Or maybe just sit back and watch, harvesting my semen for use as a tasty snack. Or maybe she'll join in, to punish me.

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>>23392686
Look on the bright side: with mamono mana you'll live long enough to see your granddaughters' weddings, and you'll get to troll/guide your sons-in-law.

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>> No.23392711

>>23392649
Classical and Miniskirt- I'm a simple man, I suppose.

>> No.23392712

>>23392696
Imagine Papa and Mama Wendi finding out that the local elves are trying to convert Wendi-chan and her boyfriend into Veganism

>> No.23392715

>Embarrassing your Kitsune wife by talking about all the chuuni shit she did back when she only had two tails

>> No.23392717

How does a momster decide if anon's childhood friend is good enough for him

>> No.23392720

>>23392696
If I was as burly as Wendi Dad, you can bet I'm making sure any man they pick gets whipped into shape. No son-in-law of mine is gonna be some lanky slob! Afterwards we can sit down for a beer and talk about sportsball.

>> No.23392722

>>23392696
>tfw ASMR of a Wendigo tearing into a piece of stretchy anime meat.

>> No.23392725

>>23392715
God help her if she had orange fur. I'd take every opportunity to make a Sonic joke.

>> No.23392726

>My offtopic fetish is OK because it's ALSO monstergirls!!!

>> No.23392728

>>23392717
She compares her to herself, instantly decides she's not good enough, then goes back to milking her son dry.

>> No.23392730

>>23392664
So what you're saying is that it isn't just one person then? Wait, so that means no vast conspiracy involving off-shore proxies? Interesting.

>> No.23392732

>>23392690
>There are people who are into that here who know better than to spam their fetish
Having that tact just puts them barely above subhuman, you need to be a special kind of special needs kid to be into deviantart level shit.

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>>23392726

>> No.23392738

>>23392726
If we're gonna be like "its okay cuz on topic", I say it's not okay, because he's intentionally doing it to rile up the thread.

>> No.23392740

>>23392717
By making sure she moves next door to her best friend from college that way the two families are close

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>>23392676
Now this is the kind of giantessfagging that I cannot abide. The scale is far too grand, there's no room for intimacy at all.

>> No.23392747

>>23392730
Eh, it seemed like a one time thing. He did it more out of anger than "Hey! Check out my fetish!" He even said that he was posting it just so the fuckoff gang would get mad.

>> No.23392750

>>23392738
>what is sarcasm

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>Lolis allowed
>Giantess unallowed
Stay mad.

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>> No.23392757

>>23392728
what a mean momster

>> No.23392759

He posts cuz he's bored. Otherwise he'd post good images.

Also, stop arguing amongst yourselves.

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>>23392709
Please, stop. I didn't want this

>> No.23392761

>>23392747
Spite is such a strange motivation.

>> No.23392762

https://www.4channel.org/feedback
Use it, faggots.

>> No.23392767

>>23392757
She's not mean. She just wants what's best for her son, which just so happens to be herself.

>> No.23392768

>>23392741
>giantessfagging
Why does so much of it involve snuff of some sort?

>> No.23392769

Wish you fucks would get this mad when fatfags posted their garbage

>> No.23392770

>>23392738
I honestly think it's more than one giantessfag at this point, did the prior one post city/town destruction tier shit?

>inb4 my God they're multiplying

>> No.23392773

>>23392750
I know it was sarcasm, but was just using it as a jumping off point to try and give a different reason to why it's not okay.

>> No.23392777

>>23392752
Lolispam can be annoying at times, but at least the artists who draw loli do a good job. Can't say the same about what's being posted right now.

>> No.23392778

>>23392738
Less about it being 'okay' and more about it being powerless to stop.
>retard will find some way to continue spamming
>other retards will continue to scream foul or defend what's being done
>meanwhile reporting only serves to get the reporter banned for telling the mods/jannies to do their job for a change

In any event, it's all off-topic meta that has no place, no matter which side you're on.

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>> No.23392785

>>23392769
There's a difference between chubby and obese. You throw a fit over Elf-san when there is DeviantArt tier shot out there.

>> No.23392786

>>23392753
Giantessfag, you're going to lose one of your very few allies if you continue to post that kind of content...

>> No.23392787

>>23392778
It's almost if treating the symptom and not the cause doesnt work.

>> No.23392790

>>23392768
Because it's the fetish of autistic manlets who have malfunctioning brains.

>> No.23392795

>>23392770
>>23392768
City-destroying is the casual's gore fetish masquerading as giantess porn. I don't care for big girls but this is obviously snuff.

>> No.23392800

With beautiful weather back I love seeing how green it is outside. I bet the plant monsters are getting more energetic

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>>23392712
Not possible, Wendi-chan loves stretchy meat too much and her boyfriend loves Wendi-chan too much! She'd start crying at the thought of a life without meat.

>>23392720
I'm sure they won't mind with a chummy dad, but you best be prepared to argue about choice of stretchy meat flavourings and sauces.

>>23392722
I wonder what monstergirls are into ASMR, either as listeners or as content creators.

>> No.23392802

>>23392769
One of the giantessfags does, which is odd as I've always assumed that giantessfag and fatfag were the same person.

>> No.23392807

>>23392760
Don't respond faggot.

>> No.23392809

>>23392778
And none of it would happen beyond one or two posts if the fuckoff fags would just let people post their autism without letting their own 'tism get the best of them. Ironic, ain't it?

>> No.23392811

>>23392785
They're both shit

>> No.23392817

>>23392800
If you see a dryad with new leaves you must marry her

>> No.23392821

>>23392801
>I wonder what monstergirls are into ASMR, either as listeners or as content creators.
Elves are in love with ear massage ASMR videos. If their husband is willing to give them the real deal, heart pupils and happy elf noises follow.

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I post about my waifu nonstop, but I almost never give her species. Can you guess who she is? Here's some hints:

1. She's got a killer smile
2. She's very observant
3. Circumstances beyond my control makes having her as a waifu both a blessing and a curse...or maybe I worry too much.

Can you guess who she is? Even if you get it right, I won't tell you.

>> No.23392825

>>23392811
As a fatfag I beg to differ but even I don't think that sort of thing should be posted here.

>> No.23392827

>>23392809
pigs don't shit were they sleep, the spammer wants to spam not engage with the thread.

>> No.23392829

>>23392825
>As a fatfag
stopped reading there

>> No.23392832

>>23392824
that's too easy to guess

>> No.23392833

>>23392824
Obviously your waifu is posting off-topic images.

>> No.23392834

>>23392821
Elves are nice I'd love to tap my fingers on tree bark while I show them fallen leaves I collected to relax them

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>>23392790
Anon, we're a group of people fantasizing about fictional non-human girls, some bordering on furry (I mean if you replace a furry torso and head with a kemonomimi then boom you have half of the animal themed monster girls right there), fantasizing about being raped by said fictional females and praying for nonexistent portals to spawn someday to bring these beings here to us. If you mean to imply that the vast majority of us don't have at least some minor form of brain damage, I think you might need to reevaluate a few things in your worldview/life.

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>>23392824
>1. She's got a killer smile
>2. She's very observant
>3. Circumstances beyond my control makes having her as a waifu both a blessing and a curse...or maybe I worry too much.

>> No.23392837
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>>23392802
No you dip. Giantessfag posts them out of spite and trolling

Fatfag complains about girls like pic related. If you want fat, that can be arranged...if I cared which I don't.

>> No.23392842

>>23392801
>I wonder what monstergirls are into ASMR, either as listeners or as content creators.
I bet there are some subby monsters that put on a blindfold and listen to ASMR of dudes whispering in their ears about how they are just little, naughty, cumslut sex slaves.

>> No.23392843

>>23392807
Don't tell others what to do nigger.

>> No.23392848

>>23392809
>let me shit up the thread with my offtopic /d/ garbage or I'll retaliate by shitting up the thread with my offtopic /d/ garbage
The giantessfaggot has been doing this over a year, all because he's butthurt he isn't wanted on one thread when he has multiple entire boards that actually enjoy eating his shit available at any time. If that isn't terminal autism, I don't know what is.

>> No.23392849

>>23392842
That sounds like a dangerous video creation because all it takes is one crazy monster to kidnap you after they traced you

>> No.23392853

>>23392836
You know, I thought it was going to be her for the longest time, but then I sorta fell for a different girl. I like my girls a bit more wicked than whimsical, I guess.

>> No.23392855

Would you let an elf play with your ears?

>> No.23392857

>>23392824
Doppleganger

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>> No.23392860

>>23392855
Yes.

>> No.23392861

>>23392824
Gazer.

>> No.23392862

>>23392837
ok fatfag

>> No.23392863

>>23392855
Man that sounds awesome, especially if they call me a spoon eared mayfly

>> No.23392866

>>23392849
It's fine. All you have to do is remind that breeding sow who the "Master" is.

>> No.23392871

>>23392801
I can't take ASMR seriously if I can understand what they are saying. I doubt I'm the only person like this, so I can totally see Shoggoth ASMR featuring Eldritch whispers.

Or Kiki saying some Slav.

>> No.23392874

>>23392866
Thats just gonna cause aggressive subbing from her

>> No.23392877

>>23392855
Ears are a mutual weakpoint for both my wife and I, but she'll probably exploit them much for frequently.

>> No.23392878

>>23392855
Of course, at while we are on the topic pointy ears should be factory standard on all monsters who don't have cat/dog/ect ears

>> No.23392883

>>23389211
>>23389317
Centipede venom is actually a much more localized pain than say, the bite of an Asp. It's due to the fact that they not only have smaller 'fangs', but they're also modified legs. Venomous snakes, however, will fuck your day up.

>> No.23392885

Wait, IS there actual monster girl ASMR content? I've only seen one, and it was a tentacle one that wasn't even translated

>> No.23392887

>>23392874
Oh no, is this how powerbottoms are made? They are the most dangerous of monsters for my dick.

>> No.23392890

>>23392871
Why not both? Stereo audio with Kiki in one ear and Shoggy in the other!
Both are just repeating variations of "Silly master, it's so cute watching you listening to this blindfolded." in different Slav and Eldrith dialects.

>> No.23392893

>>23392885
I bet you can find a good number of generic succ ASMRs, but I imagine it's not a well explored area.

>> No.23392895

>>23392887
Even worse a yandere powerbottom if she can track you

>> No.23392898

>>23392401
>The Bicorn Grab-Bag
This one, I guess. The girls I want don't mesh thematically and I guess I wouldn't mind adding a harem matriarch to bring everything together. Here's another idea, though:

>The Stable Stable Hold the vanilla centaur because those girls are cunts
KC's horsepussy is pretty great aside from the standard variant.

>> No.23392900

>>23392885
Plenty on dlsite.

There's a YouTube channel that does some with SUBS on occasion.

>> No.23392907

>>23392895
>yandere powerbottom
What's the point?

>> No.23392909

>>23392885
If you don't mind reddit, their audiowhore section has a recent contributor that has done 6 or 7 different MGE species

>> No.23392912

>>23392885
Tons of it. It ain't too good, as most of the time, it's just your standard "haha I'm a ___! See all the features I have? Standard stuff for a ___! You know, you should be me slave/friend/husband." it's stuffed with filler so they can reach that 10 minute mark.
>>23392871
Same here, if they don't shut up by the 1 minute mark, I have to find a new video. Talking just sort of ruins the feel, you know?

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>>23392401
>The Warherd
CLOVEN ONES

>> No.23392919

>>23392914
The Brayherds come!

>> No.23392924

>>23392885
What >>23392909 said and there's a lot more than that too. Even some floating around on youtube

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Purchase maize.

>> No.23392930

Mods and Jannies = ALPS

>> No.23392933

>>23392898
What's wrong with regular centaurs?

>> No.23392939

>>23392909
What's her name?

>> No.23392940

>>23392907
Pushy, possessive girl that you just can't get away from, who demands you use her like the mere-female-whatever she is. liable to slip berserker shrooms (or whatever those are called) into your food, instead of the usual paralytic kidnapping-aide.

>> No.23392942

>>23392907
I respect manipulation.

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>>23392914
Summon the Elector Counts.

>> No.23392955

>>23390234
earthen pussy

>> No.23392962

>>23392933
For once KC made something that's actually mythologically accurate, but he chose the myth where the monsters are just drunken assholes. Both their bodies and personalities are a detriment from where I stand; they've got no real redeeming features aside from not being human.

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>>23392914
>>23392919
Beware the Bestigors, for they are the Bestigirls.

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>>23392954
This action does not have my consent.

>> No.23392979

>>23392939
"Sgt_Stawberry" is who I was thinking of, but in looking it up, there are several others I haven't seen before- the monstergirl theme seems to having a resurgence in gonewildaudio.
who knows what the quality is... best of luck.

>> No.23392982

>>23392972
Oh, so NOW the Succ cares about consent?

>> No.23392983

>>23392964
Goat waifus are cool and all, but do they make goat milk?

>> No.23392986

>>23392954
>Empire is a mix of humans and wholesome succubi.

>> No.23392988

>>23392401
Would "Succ's Secret" be cheating because there are too many options? I wouldn't want all of them, but fuck if I wouldn't choose a good number.

>> No.23392994

>>23392962
Am I reading the right profile, because I don't see anything in there that makes them out to be assholes. I can understand not liking the horse body, though. It's not for everyone.

>> No.23392998

>>23392979
Thanks. I remember finding a Lich and a few Manticore ones last time I checked there.

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>>23392982
It's the boy about to be raped who's saying that!

>>23392983
Why don't you find out?

>> No.23393004

Seeing eye Hellhound or seeing eye Kobold?

>> No.23393007

>>23393004
Depends on whether or not you want to be raped.

>> No.23393008

>>23393004
Seeing eye Cheshire

>> No.23393009

>>23392983
they do but mostly out of an inferiority complex towards holsts, drinking it will make them happy.

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>> No.23393012

>>23393004
Cheshire guidecat

>> No.23393022

>>23393004
seeing eye kobold is more helpful for actually supporting a life of your own
'seeing eye hellhound' just locks you in the hound-cave and does everything herself. you are now the pet, congrats

>> No.23393023

>>23393004
>trusting monstergirls with the blind
Might as well cover him in steak sauce and through him in the wendi pit.

>> No.23393025

>>23392954
Greatsword-san will protect us from the big smelly Goats.

>> No.23393029
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>>23393004
Seeing Eye Gazer

>> No.23393038

>>23393004
Mindflayer she will let you use her eyes

>> No.23393043

>>23393004
Seeing eye snake, courtesy of your Pharaoh waifu

>> No.23393048

>>23392994
I don't think you are reading the right profile.
>However, they naturally have a violent and lustful disposition.
>they may have an outburst of anger as soon as they come back to their senses. They chase him around, demanding he take responsibility.
So, something small happens, they pound you against the nearest object with close to half a ton of HORSE PUSSY, then they decide they liked it and you're theirs forever (again aggressively). On top of that they're even tsundere about letting you ride them. Fuckin' cunts.

>> No.23393049

Unsealing the ancient evil fox!
Being level drained by the ancient evil fox until you fall unconscious!
Waking up to the ancient evil fox nursing you back to health!

>> No.23393055

>>23393022
Sucks being blind when your Hellhound owner can't take you on walkies to the park.

>> No.23393057

>>23393029
You know, she doesn't need to compensate for his lack of sight by having more eyes.

>> No.23393059

>>23393049
level drained OUT THE DICK

>> No.23393060

>>23392801
>Pharaoh using her ASMR vids to rapidly gain subscribers

>> No.23393062

>>23393004
Seeing eye shog. You're pretty sure she just fixed your eyes, but every time you ask she giggles and insists she's always closer than you realize.

>> No.23393064

>Going back to the first area as a level 99 hero and letting the weak monsters there take your levels

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>> No.23393074

>>23393048
Sounds about standard for monster girls if you ask me.

>> No.23393075

>>23393064
This is why I wish level drain was an actual level drain. The humiliation aspect is too good

>> No.23393078

>>23393049
What if I level drain her instead?

>> No.23393082

level drain via light cbt

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>>23393064
>get drained
>shrink for every level lost
>it all goes to her

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>>23393057
Maybe, but she's going to anyway. I wonder if she'd be sensitive about letting a blind husband touch her face?

>>23393060
>When the pharaoh uses her godly voice to COMMAND you to tingle
And here you thought you were developing an immunity.

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>> No.23393089

>>23393078
>>23393049
>vicious cycle as the hero and ancient evil level drain each other
Beware of M.A.I.L. Mutually Assured Instant Loss

>> No.23393092

>>23393064
>Hey Anon, why are you doing this?
>"Got a new build I want to try out, gotta reset my stats."

>> No.23393097

>>23393074
It's not uncommon, but I dislike it every time and they don't have anything to make up for it.

>> No.23393102

>>23393089
>Turns out because they level drained each other at the same time all the levels went to their baby

>> No.23393103

>>23393082
Sounds like a Paladin-Chan thing.

>> No.23393104

Monstergirls can't level drain you if you stay at Level 1

>> No.23393106

>>23393089
Imagine somehow getting into a situation where you both suffer instant loss at the same. The first one to recover gets to be smug at the other.

>> No.23393113

>>23393087
>I wonder if she'd be sensitive about letting a blind husband touch her face?
It's the only way he could behold her.

>> No.23393115

As much as I like the Satyros, I don't like getting drunk, and the whole end scenario of being constantly intoxicated is a little much for me. Would she be okay with me being her designated driver/husband?

>> No.23393125

>>23392769
But most of this thread loves holsts.

>> No.23393126

>>23393102
Would their baby be as strong as the chosen one from Kung Pow?

>> No.23393127

>>23393106
>gets to be smug at the other.
That lead to it happening again!

>> No.23393132

>giants killing and eating people
reportable guro?

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>>23393115

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>> No.23393138

>>23393104
Getting Level Drained at Lv1 is an instant loss

>> No.23393142

>>23393113
>It's the only way he could behold her.
And yet, she probably wouldn't be able to use her eye magic on him and make him love monoeyes. I guess that'd just make it extra sweet when he takes her trembling head in his hands, wipes away a YUEG tear then feels up her face, tells her he still thinks she's the most beautiful girl in the world and makes her cry even harder.

>>23393115
Probably, if you're okay with sloppy drunken goat pussy every night. I imagine it'd be possible to find one that only drinks socially or is a bit of an introvert, too.

>> No.23393146

>MGE is x4 the size of earth
They're not giants.

>> No.23393147

>>23393104
>beat the entire Demon Army at Level 1 through careful choice of equipment, speedrunning skips, and just plain gitting gud
I bet you'd confuse a Salamander's ovaries. How could she, the Demon Lord's right hand, be defeated by an adventurer barely out of the tutorial?

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>> No.23393151

>>23393092
>Get level drained to reset your build
>Defeat the monster girl in battle
>Spend all the exp you earned on stats and perks
>Find a new optimization you can make in your build
>Repeat

>> No.23393152

>>23393126
Doubt it, they would probably be defeated with a tiny net.

>> No.23393154

>>23392184
One more arc, then the waifu arc.

>> No.23393158

>>23393132
None of the images even have blood

>> No.23393162

>>23393132
Spamming/flooding is an option

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>>23393146
>MGE is x4 the size of earth
>All monsters are x4 size
>humans are normal sized
kino

>> No.23393168

>>23393152
tiny nets beat nearly everyone

>> No.23393169

>>23393158
eh i feel that squashed trains and impending death by chewing is good enough

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Does mofu come in different scents depending on the monster?

>> No.23393176

>>23393168
It's a death sentence really

>> No.23393177

>>23393171
72 flavors

>> No.23393179

>>23393171
If Hellhounds are cinnamon what MG is peppermint

>> No.23393180

>>23393147
>speedrunning skips
>"How the fuck did he even get in the fortress in the first place?!"
>"I don't know! He just rolling against the wall and clipped straight through!"

>> No.23393184

>>23393142
>she probably wouldn't be able to use her eye magic on him
You wanna bet? Didn't think sleep ray, fear ray, confuse ray etc., need you to look at it. And that's only a small part of her dark powers.

Even if she can't use her power of suggestions from the eye, she can still whisper in his ears.

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>> No.23393191

>>23393179
whitehorn

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>>23393179
I could see that maybe being Yetis

>> No.23393196

>>23393180
That must be the thing of nightmares for them to watch.

>> No.23393197

>>23393171
i don't know about mofu, but H'orcs definitely do

>> No.23393200

>>23393179
heavenhounds

>> No.23393208

>>23393162
>most of the images in the thread are from the same guy posting his trash fetish
Definitely spam.

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>>23393185

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>>23393171
Maybe?

I wish there was more Gazer tail content, to go with all the Gazer ass content.

>> No.23393214

>>23393103
You reminded me of those greentexts about paladin-chans trying to purify incubi

>> No.23393225

>>23393210
>Gazer can watch as she gets split like a log by Anon's thick meat pole
Lewd

>> No.23393237

>>23393135
I'm okay with drinking, just not until my decision making or motor functions are hindered.
>>23393142
Social drinking and the occasional glass of wine with dinner is okay with me. Hopefully Bacchus is okay with what we find enjoyable.

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>>23393225
>Gazer can watch as her exceptional pussy saps the smug right out of Anon, and his cool facade crumbles into a pleasure-wracked mess.

>> No.23393254

>>23393200
>heavenhounds
Eternal powerbottoms?

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>> No.23393273

>>23393251
>Gazer can watch as another thick rope of womb bloating semen pushes its way up from Anon's balls, up the shaft, and into her overstuffed snatch

>> No.23393276

>>23393104
Getting level drained at lv1 is instant loss where you can't and won't do anything about the illusion of your very life slipping away

>> No.23393293

>>23392430
Wasn’t there some quote by KC about traveling for so long/ some distance without finding someone? Maybe it was about what percent was untouched? If we had that, we could use the mean free path to figure out the population.

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>>23392883
True, though I figured that Oomukawaiis could make up for the lack in potency with raw quantity. After all, they have 4 venom-producing parts, right? The 4 "fangs" on their neck, the two stingers on their tail-end, and the two fangs they keep hidden in the mouth. Being localized, then, is not as rrestrictive when you can cover a fairly wide area, yeah? Imagine if she were to kiss your neck, using her mouth fangs to inject venom into you there, her four neck "fangs" sink into your chest near your heart, and that leaves the tail stingers to strike wherever she pleases. Still, the thought of having an Apophis fucking my day up is incredibly hot. All the more so when I imagine an Apophis and an Oomukade competing on who can make their hubby black out from an overdose on venom first...

I know, I know, pic related should say venomous instead.

>> No.23393304

>>23393138
>>23393276
So you basically just die, then?

>> No.23393314

>>23393273
>Gazer can
watch as syrupy globs of semen seep out of her stuffed holes, and see Anon's stunned and bewitched reaction to the debaucherous spectacle.
>At the same time.

>> No.23393317

>>23393304
I've played an eroge with a prominent level drain mechanic. You immediately lose if you get drained at level one.

>> No.23393322

>>23393179
unicorn

>> No.23393323

>>23393115
As someone who has been the sober one in a relationship with an alcoholic, take my advice when I tell you that it isn't the happy scenario you imagine. Well, with monster girls it probably would be, because they are perfect and without flaws save for the flaws that make them more endearing as characters thus more perfect. But alcohol makes the breath stinky!

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>> No.23393329

>>23393322
Nah, unicorns smell like vanilla with musky undertones.

>> No.23393344 [DELETED] 

>>23393158
I like giantess content, I'll only shit up the thread with it when fuckoff fag gets too big for their britches. But even I find that sort of stuff disgusting, there' no room for intimacy with that, it's gross. If they keep it up then they will be more annoying than fuckoff fag, ironically. We come here to see lovey-dovey-sometimes rapey interactions between monster girl and humans, not borderline guro with the giantess being so damn big that no intimacy is even possible. It's vexing, really.

>> No.23393346

>>23393064
I want to help the Mouse Bandits at Maus Hills rise in power! So they can stomp the low level adventurers there!

>> No.23393350

>>23393304
If it's the MGE then no. Canon level draining when you run low on mana is the sensation of giving up your very life and soul for the sake of otherworldly pleasure, but in reality you just pass out for a while. Men of all kinds are easily addicted to it, some going as far as grinding exp just so they can get a powerful monster to regularly drain them until there's nothing left.
If it's outside of the MGE then you're probably fucked.

>> No.23393355 [DELETED] 

>>23393344
Anon you do know that you make the thread worse doing that right? Like admitting you do that invites another troll to pretend to be fuck off fag to get to you to shit up the thread further.

>> No.23393360 [DELETED] 

>>23393344
>I like people throwing the image count out the window on spam
kys

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>> No.23393363

>>23390499
I'm somewhat surprised one of the other dudes didn't use the loophole to fuck over anon.

>> No.23393370

>>23393323
Maybe I can get her to drink something else. What would Bacchus think of a coffee Satryros?

>> No.23393378

>>23393346
>Making a promise to the low level monsters that if they let you go you'll comeback one day and help them

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God, there are such easier ways to troll this thread.

>> No.23393386

>>23393370
>Is it irish?

>> No.23393389

>>23393214
Paladin-chans just give you rough tugjobs with the sole purpose of making you spew out as much cum as possible so you can be cleansed.

>> No.23393390

>>23393385
Nice curve

>> No.23393392 [DELETED] 

>>23393344
>I'll only shit up the thread with it when fuckoff fag gets too big for their britches
So...there are multiple giantess shitposters.

And you helped create this menace

Don't reply. Just report all this bullshit.

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>> No.23393396

>>23393370
Depends, how would a coffee Satyros look/act?

>> No.23393402 [DELETED] 

>>23393392
Mods are complicit. Report, but i have very little faith in them.

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>>23393390

>> No.23393415

>No cute little mouse kingdom with mouse-girl guards in pan helmets.

>> No.23393418 [DELETED] 

>>23393355
I honestly did not think of that, but wouldn't they just get banned themselves? Not that I want the thread shitted up, but if they're right and posting that kind of stuff warrents a ban, does them not posting it to troll not 1) make them unironically more pathetic than giantesfag and 2) prove that it doesn't matter how much you bitch and whine, that doesn't make things you dislike against the rules?

>>23393360
Cope. Dilate. Seethe. Sudoku.

>> No.23393423

>>23393193
Yetis put a peppermint hershey kiss in their hot cocoa so it melts and gives it a nice minty flavor, old Yeti secret

>> No.23393437

>>23393396
>Looks like your standard satyros, but has a nice tan
>High-energy, but prefers conversation and new experiences instead of drinking parties
>Married couples excites their partner ad infinium, as they seek new thrills and wilder sex

>> No.23393444

>>23393415
I want to mate with their big, thicc rat queen ruler. I'll even bring the rarest cheese I can find as a gift.

>> No.23393446

>>23393415
Mice are sneaky

>> No.23393453

>>23393444
>big, thicc rat queen ruler
Ah yes. The giant rat that makes all the memes.

>> No.23393455

>>23393444
Does she make all the rules?

>> No.23393458 [DELETED] 

>>23393392
Thing is, I'm not so sure the one posting the borderline guro IS giantessfag. They haven't posted that kind of stuff before, right? Now, hear me out... What if one of the fuckoff fags was posting it to shift the consensus of giantess posters into the negative? It's like >>23392761 says.

>> No.23393460 [DELETED] 

>>23393418
No. A troll using fuck off to trigger you would never get banned because he is just typing. Mods only care about banning images here. Saying "its not bad cause not banned" is silly with the litteral peanut brain mods. I have been banned for two weeks for posting a slightly lewd (no nipples, vag, or anything else) image that has been posted various times.

>> No.23393474 [DELETED] 

>>23393458
If the giantess spammer was genuine he wouldn't have posted 40+ giantess images without any text.

>> No.23393478 [DELETED] 

>>23393460
>Mods only care about banning images here.
I get banned consistently every time I tell a person to cease their continued living on this board. Not sure why.

>> No.23393481 [DELETED] 

>>23393458
He posted them before, you seem to think he is a marginalized member of the community and not just a spammer who doesn't care what he throws into the thread.

>> No.23393483 [DELETED] 
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>> No.23393484

I love my Wife!

>> No.23393494
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>>23393453
>>23393455
Look at this chick

>> No.23393495

>>23393484
How much do you love her?

>> No.23393497

My waifu is a huge reader, and has picked up a vast amount of knowledge over the years. She enjoys sharing what she knows with me, but really only does it when it's relevant. Her favorites are history books, cook books, and travel guides.

Anyone else have interesting things to share about their waifu? Things we wouldn't expect?

>> No.23393498

>>23393494
Look at the back of her head.
Look at her lips

>> No.23393499

>>23393455
What would the Green Screen be? A lilim?

>> No.23393501

>>23393495
I cant describe how much i love her! I Dream of her every night

>> No.23393507
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Let's all just get along, you guys. Let's bond over our love of fluffy tails!

test

>> No.23393511

>>23393501
>I Dream of her every night
Teach me your ways.

>> No.23393515

>>23393497
My dragon wife doesn't keep a normal hoard of treasure, though I'm not quite sure what she hoards instead.

>> No.23393516

>>23393507
i love fluffy tails but i marry meaty tails

>> No.23393519

>>23393507
That's a hypnotic tail

>> No.23393520

>>23393507
>test

what you got in that gif anon?

>> No.23393530

>>23393516
I'm struggling with a fight over both. They are both so good, how do I choose?

>> No.23393531

>>23393511
I simply like to think about her before i go to bed. Visualize life with her and how it would be. Imagine how she feels. Once you can do this it becomes much easier!
Also i actually have two wives that this goes for both.

>> No.23393533

>>23393507
How much fluff are we talking? Basilisk and H'orc tails are as fluffy are the perfect fluff to tail ratio for me.

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>>23393507

>> No.23393546

>>23393519
My wife has complex feelings regarding hypnosis. As do I.

She's holding back, afraid of destroying me. I don't think she's ever done anything really bad...but...

>> No.23393551

>>23393533
Fucking hell, that grammar is almost as bad as when I made that joke about the Sabbath.

>> No.23393556

>>23393545
I feel like she is merely humoring you with those belts

>> No.23393557

>>23393530
Fluffy girls with meaty thighs that are okay with having an open relationship, to satisfy your slutty ass

>> No.23393559

>>23393545
Thank goodness this serial mofu is restrained.

>> No.23393561
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>>23393520
Nuclear launch codes are sekretly encoded within the pixels of the tail! That, or I was muted then warned for troll posting, because apparently only fuckoff fag is allowed to cross that barrier. If giantessfag is going to post guro shit though then fuckoff fag becomes the lesser of two evils, and suddenly the number of giantess posters goes back to one (two? Three???) But yeah, probably the nuclear codes though.

>> No.23393566

>>23393497
My wife is excellent at yoga! Which is surprising because she is dead, refuses to compromise, and eternally grumpy!

>> No.23393572

>>23393556
>tails not restrained
she's just trying to trick you into getting close

>> No.23393586

>>23393572
>"Ha, can't get me with your arms tied up."
>MOFU CAGE'd

>> No.23393594

>>23393561
My waifu is a fantastic chef, and there is nothing in the rest of this post worth replying too!!

By default, the one who responds with text only is automatically the lesser of two evils, going up against an image spammer that derails discussion and sends us rocketing past the bump limit.

>> No.23393602

>>23393566
Lich?

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>>23393507
Personally, I like them when they're dangerous.

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>>23393423
I want to cuddle with a Yeti and enjoy hot cocoa

>> No.23393611

>>23393530
choose the one you want shoved in your pants

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>>23393566
Is this your card?

>> No.23393627

>>23393611
What would they be doing in my pants?

>> No.23393633

>>23393561
Probably because they spammed report. Why not do the same to them?

>> No.23393640

>>23393561
I love ushis, I want to be cuddled by one bad I was in a position similar to your own were I felt someone was championing my fetish in a hostile community, don't buy it. The spammer would prefer to see the thread dead then engage in giantess discussion. "fuck off fag" may seem grating and annoying, but he's in the right. I learned that the hard way in the /d/ thread back when it was just a place to link lewd images here.

>> No.23393648

>>23393640
I actively viciously shit on anyone who posts any of my fetishes

>> No.23393657

>>23393602
How'd you guess?

>> No.23393668

>>23393444
The biggest and the thickets.

>>23393446
That's why they have lots of archers around the guards.

>> No.23393671
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>>23393633
Because I'm not a bitch. I wouldn't want to run crying to someone with more authority than me to complain about something someone else said just because I didn't like what they had to say. Shit just ain't in my nature, free-speech and all that jazz. Now, Enough of this off-topic nonsense, POST MOFU!

>> No.23393676

>>23393618
You got me!

>> No.23393682

>>23393607
Good man.

>> No.23393691

Which MG is best suited for cuddling sex?

>> No.23393692

>>23393657
You made it deathly obvious. Now, I was the topic starter. Guess me...

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>>23393640
Me too, even with the pelvis-shattering, I'm sure that post-coitous they would be all up for loving cuddles and hand-holding while your pelvis recovers I'll take that to heart, thanks

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>>23393691
Gazer is the best at all forms of sex.

>> No.23393723

>>23393699
The Ushi-Oni is ready for her date!

>> No.23393728

>>23392649
Lamia stockings are too much of a meme

>> No.23393730

>>23393704
How do you blindfold a gazer?

>> No.23393743

>>23393730
Cum inside and out

>> No.23393757

>>23393730
Turn off the lights

>> No.23393761

>>23393691
You're waifu

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>>23393691
Yeti. No contest.

>> No.23393784
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>>23393691
Wing burritos

>> No.23393811
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>>23388867
Bump. Help me out here haremfriends.

>> No.23393812

>>23393497
She gets a bit grumpy if I try to push away her wings while she sleeps, as there's not much room to put them. She also tries not to rip holes in the sheets with her talons.

>> No.23393825

>>23393627
Feeling you up

>> No.23393827

>>23393730
with lots of blindfolds

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Jokes you make while the sex is going on.

>> No.23393850

>>23393811
Do you like biting and hugs? You'll be in for a lot of that.

>> No.23393859

>>23393811
They probably start out giving you a venom cocktail, and you'd be shared between them, but be warned. Sooner or later that centipede is going to paralyze herself with a kiss, and the apophis will then have both of you under her thumb. Expect the snake to guide you into bug lovemaking.

>> No.23393861

>>23393730
There's a spell for that.

>> No.23393863
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>>23393784
Shota burritos

>> No.23393872
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>>23393861
Anti-Magic Field!!
Hahahahahaha!

>> No.23393894

>>23393872
I want to see a gazer wearing a bunch of glasses, yes I know she should be wearing monocles instead

>> No.23393897

>>23393863
I'd give a spider complete control over my body in a heartbeat.

>> No.23393922 [SPOILER] 
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You'll never find lewder.

>> No.23393930

>>23393922
Scandalous

>> No.23393934

>>23390089
Anon, this post is so good!

>> No.23393935

>>23393922
What a slut.

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>>23393671

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>>23393850
Yes, yes, and yes!

>>23393859
So the apophis would be the matriarch/alpha waifu?

>> No.23393956

>>23393922
Jesus Chris anon, spoiler or no this is a blue board!

>> No.23393957

>>23393938
HOOORY SHHIIIITT!!

>> No.23393975

>>23393846
Obligatory
>Hi cumming, I'm Dad!

>> No.23393980

>>23393938
>when you crawl for a quarter mile into the apophis crawl space to raid her porn stash, only to find a wet anon daki

>> No.23393983

>>23393946
She'll play you two like puppets. Even if the oomukade is technically stronger, she'll be too in love with you to put up much resistance while the apophis guides you in pleasing her.

>> No.23393985

>>23393922
Senko looks more petable despite--actually, make that because of--the shorter hair. Also, where's the titty fox?

>> No.23393994

>>23393975
Righteously based and definitely daughterupilled.

>> No.23394012

>>23393846
>"I can't feel my hips!"
>"I'm hip enough for the both of us!"

>> No.23394019

>>23393846
>I Bought high and now it's time to sell low
>My semen stocks are crashing
>I'm gonna pump it like I'm the Fed

>> No.23394045

>>23394019
Tanuki Porn is weird.

>> No.23394046

>>23393983
Sounds ideal so far... But they would both be fully devoted to their husbando, right? Even if the apophis has the two of us wrapped around her purple fingers, she'd still be faithful and devoted? Because monmusu aren't like 3dpd? Even though her husband isn't able to do the same for her, by only choosing her, and instead walks the path of haremfaggotry? No offense, haremfriends.

>> No.23394066

>>23393863
I'd be perfectly happy being a spider-nee's shota burrito. Especially if she carries me around the house tied up like that just so she can laze around with her otouto daki.

>> No.23394074

>>23394046
>Even though her husband isn't able to do the same for her, by only choosing her, and instead walks the path of haremfaggotry? No offense, haremfriends.
You can backstory that one away. Either you chose the oomukade and the apop butted in to everyone's pleasure, or you chose the Apop, grapesnake saw the stinkbug pining after you and made both of you her toys to everyone's pleasure. And now look at that, you're not an indecisive faggot anymore!

>> No.23394084

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that liches don't do manically evil science, they do maniacally CUTE Science!

>> No.23394092

>>23394019
How would a tanuki react if her husband really did stuff like buy high and sell low?

>> No.23394126
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>>23388855

>> No.23394128

>>23394092
How do you think she got him in the first place?

>> No.23394134

>>23394046
She loves to see you happy, almost as much as she loves to ravish you when she's done making sure you make her best friend feel good.

>> No.23394140

>>23393859
Also, expect that at some point you'll come home and there will be a naked Pharaoh hogtied on the bed and an excited snek asking if you like your present.

>> No.23394183

>shortstack tanuki gets a big, tall boytoy
>imagines all the stuff she can do with him as his rich sugarmama until he flops his meat slab cock across her tits
>spends the next several hours getting turned into a slutty little sizequeen

>> No.23394186
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No memes, I want to fuck a bee girl. I want to bend her over a honey comb and pump 76 liters of semen into her mound. I want to thrust endlessly at her fat abdomen and grope her repeatedly. I want to make out with her while she vomits honey into a sweet sticky kiss. I want to do that with every worker in the hive and then finally fuck my way to the queen and help the falling bee populations spike to heights they have never seen.

>> No.23394191

Bully kikis by making them throw mud around and spill ink on clothing and carpet.

>> No.23394216

>>23393846
Dead or alive, you're cumming with me

>> No.23394244

>>23394216
Lich?

>> No.23394251

>>23394074
It's like magic!

>>23394134
Lovely. Now I just need to commission an apop and an oomu coiled around each other, maybe biting each other... Trumpbux can't come soon enough!

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>>23393846
Jokes my waifu would make would be "pick your poison", it'd never get old!

>> No.23394271 [DELETED] 

>>23393344
>I like shitting in the pool, but only when-
no. stop, the rest doesn't even matter. seriously? 'someone else was shitting it up first, so that makes it ok for me at add more!'
no. no addition of shit is ever acceptable.

>> No.23394272

>>23394186
Based beefucker, saving the planet one ahegaoing bee girl at a time

>> No.23394283 [DELETED] 

>>23394271
Seriously? Look at the last 50 (give or take) fucking messages, how many do you see that reference the earlier shitshow? Now look at the last 51 (take or give), do you notice anything?

>> No.23394315

>>23392085
Shorties. You can thrust extra hard by swinging them onto your crotch.

>> No.23394329

>>23393180
>Let me get this straight
>The guy picked up a barrel and put it against the wall and stood on top of it
>Then he climbed up the wall by lifting the barrel he was standing on?

>> No.23394350

>>23393437
Have you ever been to a Starbucks Reserve? Some people take their coffee incredibly seriously.

>> No.23394351

>>23393405
Nice monster girl, shit game and too bad her character got retconned from being basically a Minotaur or Hellhound, into a fucking Salamander.

>> No.23394354

>>23394244
Yessir

>> No.23394361

>>23394045
>My Grizzly is beating your Minotaur!

>> No.23394375

>>23394361
>I’M SEEKING ALPHA
>Cum inside you Motley Fool!

>> No.23394376

>>23393185
see this? this is the good kind of big girl.
she's even fluffy

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>>23394376
Halfbreed is NOT for lewd

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>> No.23394397

>>23394387
What hath embarrassed the Yeti?

>> No.23394404

>>23393104
I operate under FPS-logic instead of RPG logic. I should be ok even without smurfing.

>> No.23394417

>>23394383
Priscilla shall only receive what she asks for
and if she should ask for lewdness, neither you nor anybody else will be able to stop me from delivering it

>> No.23394418

If a Hellhound's husband was terrified of her, would she be happy or sad?

>> No.23394426

>>23394418
Happy. It means she's doing her job right.

>> No.23394437

>>23394426
Whats her job?

>> No.23394456

>>23394437
Making men alp

>> No.23394458
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Snakes move with their abdominal muscles! (Actually they don't but shush)

>> No.23394462

>>23394456
Ah so they got the term "Hell" from the monsters, not the humans.

>> No.23394472
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>>23393545
I need to find more restrained mofu, preferably with some gentle restraints and nothing sex slave-y. I just wanna rub an inari's ears and stroke her tails while she's trussed up. There's just something really appealing about being able to have your way with a woman, but all you want to do is snuggle. The fluffy tail(s) allow the restrained woman to snuggle back in a way.

>> No.23394543

>>23394472
that's a fantastic pic, except maybe the tears;
I could never bring myself to inflict suffering upon the unwilling...
This talk of bondage brings a stranger fantasy to mind: Not restrained, but perhaps, tranquilized or paralyzed, for a time. Awake, sensate, aware- but helpless and mute. A different sort of 'living doll'; utter vulnerability lain bare. What tenderness could erupt from my heart, given such a receptive subject? What acts of bold daring, what liberties would I feel safe to steal?
....
I guess, really, I'd want a girl who I felt comfortable enough with to do all that while she was 100% awake and responsive... but it's easier to imagine with a 'doll', somehow.

>> No.23394570

>>23394458
Now, thats a Lamia I would marry.

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>>23394570
I want this one

This is the closest I've ever come to having a waifu.

>> No.23394613

>>23393104
>>23394404
I operate under TCG logic. Level reduction is just another mechanic to exploit.

>tfw no Level Eater ladybug-girl gf who constantly cycles around you and builds a harem of increasingly powerful mamono seemingly out of nowhere

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>>23394570
>H-Hmph! W-what's so great about her? She would never be as good a wife as me. N-not that I care for you, you bonehead.

>> No.23394620

>>23394613
>tfw no time traveling automaton
Please stop synchro summoning

>> No.23394630

>>23394617
Look lady. If you want me, you better say so or else I’m leaving to chase that other girl in a 10 count

>> No.23394635

>>23394630
Tsundere only works when there aren't any other choices

>> No.23394638

>>23394635
Tsundere is worst dere.

>> No.23394649

>>23394638
Tsun is annoying, Yan is dangerous.

>> No.23394655

>>23394635
But you always have the choice to just let go and walk away. If she doesn’t respect you enough to be honest with her feelings, how can a relationship be built?

>> No.23394656

>>23394649
Yan depends on how intense of a yandere she is. Clingy and jealous is fine. Clingy, jealous, and violent to interlopers is fine. Yandere doesn't get worse than the average tsundere until yandere harms her lover out of her obsession.

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>>23394543
I'm not a sadist, but it is strange how I find helplessness of a beautiful woman to be a turn on. I wouldn't want to see her in tears or actually stressed out, but having her struggle is fun I barely noticed it in my previous pic. What I do find weird is the fact that I enjoy gentle domination. It's almost paradoxical: having the damsel in my clutches but all I want to do is ease my way into doting and petting her, letting her know I will not hurt her.

I think I've sperged for way too long. Have a vanilla fox as compensation.

>> No.23394695

>>23394387
thicc

>> No.23394745

>>23392986
Probably some griffons and wolf girls there too. Also undead girls I suppose. Wonder how the politics are there.

>> No.23394756

>>23393171
Yes.
>>23393179
Hellhounds smell like sweat, anger, dog, and with just a slight hint of burnt matches. Not cinnamon.

>> No.23394803

>>23392085
Alices, because they'll just see it as playing on a swing with onii-chan!

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Big nut.

>> No.23394892

>>23394856
Big tail

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>> No.23395021

Do salamanders get exited if a man wants to get trained by the salamander?
I can imagine them getting a bit over board and accidentally beating him to a pulp and then fight-fuck him in their first lesson.

>> No.23395046

>>23394617
Tsunderes are only good if they have a tell to show that they don’t actually mean it.
>like in that pic the rattle on her tail would be showing that she’s happy while she’s trying to tell you off
>or a Medusa who can’t reel in her head snakes every time she’s upset at you her head snakes still want you to pat them

>> No.23395059

>>23394756
That just means you need to wash your Hellhound.

>> No.23395109

>>23395059
You can tell how many times a husband has washed his hellhound wife from how many sets of claw marks there are on the wall leading to his bathroom. It's like counting the rings on a tree.

>> No.23395183

>>23394915
>Umm, delighted to hear that but... who is Yaya?

>> No.23395219

>>23394458
Now, thats a Lamia I would want to be 'kidnapped' by

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>> No.23395477

nigga, you really posting at 4am just so that no one can raise hell over your bullshit? really?

>> No.23395482 [DELETED] 

>>23393379
>>23393383
These were great too, I appreciate the humor

>> No.23395492 [DELETED] 

>>23395370
I want this wolf but in just slightly big size.

>> No.23395495 [DELETED] 

>>23395492
You really are a fucking clown aren't you.

>> No.23395496 [DELETED] 

>>23395495
Well I like how she looks but had she been normal size it would have been good.

>> No.23395499 [DELETED] 

>>23395496
Clownfag, just don't even respond to him no matter what, that's how he gets you.

>> No.23395525
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23395525

Why is it always lamp jokes with moths?
Can’t people be just a little brighter

>> No.23395541

>>23395525
On the bright side, at least they won't be defoliating any trees.

>> No.23395585

>>23395525
Those are some good moth tiddys tho

>> No.23395592

How do I convince a lich to not use me as a guinea pig for her experiments?

>> No.23395597

>>23395592
Aquire actual guinea pig girl and convince your lich to use her instead of you

>> No.23395628

>>23395592
>not wanting to be a lich's guinea pig
You gotta show your love and devotion to your lich mistress by letting her do mind-shattering orgasmic experiments on you until you are a mewling mindbroken mess. Also you might get some nice blowjobs from her ghoul minion

>> No.23395668

>>23395628
>Lich experiment time
>She has put temporary runes on you
>Made you drink a potion that made you cum production get amplified by 1000%
>Put similar runes on herself so that your essence (read: cum) should start "transferring" to her ones the two of you are "connected"
>Several hours later of her riding you, she looks several months pregnant
>Your whole lower side is covered with your own cum
>She is satisfied with the experiment
>As a thanks she makes her ghoul servants clean you up
>With their tongues and mouths

>> No.23395722

>>23395668
That's really nice, but I wouldn't mind an "colder" approach where she just jerks you off with magic, tools or her hand/thighs while at the same time making your body extremely sensitive

>> No.23395736 [DELETED] 

Giantess feet are my crush!

>> No.23395788

>>23395722
>jerks you off with magic

Now that's some good stuff. Her just sitting there, reading her necronimicon while disinterestedly waving her hand back and forth while your basically on your breaking point and then cumming all over her.Tasting your cum and going "can can still go for more" and then mercilessly continuing bringing you to orgasm until you can barely even remember your name.

>> No.23395791
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23395791

Big titty goth monsters!

>> No.23395876

>>23395791
if i kill myself will i get one sooner?

>> No.23395951

>>23395876
>people that have killed themselves get a strict dom banshee gf.
In all seriousness, please don't

>> No.23395995

>>23395876
Some lonely Wisp will take your soul with her

>> No.23396013

>>23395951
>strict dom banshee
How does a crying dom work?

>> No.23396026

>>23396013
Maybe she is pissed off instead.

>> No.23396065
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>>23395046
Cute head snakes for a cute girl!

>> No.23396110

>>23395788
Hell yes. I want this so much.

>> No.23396238

Cold Yukionna pussy is the best.

>> No.23396259

>>23396238
Yuki-onnas are actually incredibly warm. As part of their MO, they freeze everything around them, making you weak and starved for warmth.

Then they lovingly smother you in their heat, melting even your heart.

>> No.23396391
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>>23396259
>Yuki-onnas get you lost in a blizzard, make you cold, and lead you to them so they can warm you up
>Tsurara-onnas spike you with icicles, make you cold, and the only way to warm up is to hug her
>Ice Queens have high level magic that makes you cold and depressed, but you'll likely never reach her to warm up
Yetis sure have their work cut out for them, saving people from these evil, cold hags and warming them up the right way

>> No.23396421
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>It smells nutty
>It tastes nutty

>> No.23396432

>>23396421
>Shortstack Ratta's asking you if you got some big nuts stored for her

>> No.23396437
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>>23396432
I hear they like big nuts

>> No.23396445

>>23396421
Then don't lick her pussy after nutting in her.

>> No.23396464

>>23396445
I didn't mean that kinda nut.
I was thinking more like peanuts

>> No.23396476
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>>23396432

>> No.23396515

>>23396476
>Rata reporter investigating a study saying [X] makes a man's cum sweeter
>Insists you help her test this theory
>Says there needs to be several control periods and experimental periods were you don't and do consume [X]
>Says it make take well over a year for a good sample size
>Says she'll take the liberty of extraction and taste testing
>Says it's a duty to her readers to investigate the validity of the study published by Lich University

>> No.23396537

>>23396515
Now that's journalism!

>> No.23396548

>>23396515
X=grapefruit juice?

>> No.23396699

>>23393846
>"Would you like rape or love today, human? Haha just kidding you get both."

>> No.23396753

>>23394745
>Harem stance arguments
>Politicking over sub/dom
>sex position preferences
In addition to normal politics and tax policy shit.

Then you have the imperial dragon (and her daughters) living it up in their palace in the 'zoo'

>> No.23396849

>>23396753
>that one city-state succubus elector countess who straight up married an elector count rival to capture his vote
Sexy scheming succs

>> No.23396931

>>23396849
Pretty much....although god help them when it comes to inheritance.
Gavalkind is a bitch.

>> No.23396989

>>23394745
Also one dragon that’s sad that Karl likes that Griffin more than her

>> No.23397071

>>23396849
I prefer Vampires, myself. Nagash was too weak to find a husband, which is why the Tomb Queens and Vampires Countesses have to regularly entertain a 4000-year old CC wine-lich with ice cream.

>> No.23397114
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>>23397071
Tomb Queens are the best faction.

>> No.23397176 [DELETED] 

>>23397071
Do the Tomb Queens regularly make dubs of the Vampires? This is important

>> No.23397197

>>23397071
Do the Tomb Queens regularly make fun of the Vampires? This is important

>> No.23397248
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23397248

Chomp

>> No.23397274

>>23397197
Khalida regularly bathes Lahmians in Apophis poison and laughs as they masturbate pitifully, if that's what you mean.
She could actually be a pretty interesting character, as an Apophis-worshipping Pharaoh.

>>23397114
>tfw no haughty imperishable Tomb Queen to rule over your dick

>> No.23397365

>>23396259
That's fine and all, but I prefer the idea of snow wives that are freezing until they milk you for your mana.

>> No.23397662

>>23397365
Ice Queen

>> No.23397664

>>23389280
That map is cucked!! It's literally the NTR paradise! What were you even thinking when creating it?!

>> No.23397687

>>23396931
>twin daughterus take over their respective rulerships
>mom and dad retire and fuck like rabbits all day

>> No.23397792

>>23389280
Adventure ho! Thanks anon for you work!

>> No.23397853

>>23397274
Those poor vampires they must be so horny! Surely Khalida wouldnt mind if I visited them in her dungeon.

>> No.23397858

>>23397687
Pretty much.
Of course, with all the heirs it basically keeps any one of them from holding too much power unless they are slow breeders.

>> No.23397971

>>23397858
At least the firstborn twin daughterus get some cute imoutos

>> No.23398001

>>23397971
Well, the empire needs generals.

>> No.23398007

So how much gold do I have to give a dragon before they go out on a date with me?
How much gold do I need to lure them out of their cave for a sneak attack?

>> No.23398025

>>23397248
No chomp. Hold tail gentle like marshmallow

>> No.23398060

>>23391352
Healslut.
Being able to patch up holes is more important to know then how to put holes in bad guys

>> No.23398076

>>23391352
A warrior so I can healslut for her.

>> No.23398100

>>23389614
You do realize a game like that would last years IRL, even more than the guy running the decade long Civ scenario.

>> No.23398107

>>23398007
I once heard of a man seducing a dragon with a chocolate coin. Apparently having the balls to approach was more important than the gift.

>> No.23398144

>>23398007
Tell her that she'll die alone full of regrets if she keeps being that stuck up and hopefully it'll piss her off she'd rape you as punishment

>> No.23398286

>>23397664
Explain

>> No.23398294

>>23397274
>Apophis-worshipping Pharaoh emptying a bucket of Apophis venom on her head
>"FIGHT ME, ANON"
>manic evil laughter intensifies

>> No.23398302

>>23398144
>OH YEAH!? Well at least I won't die a virgin if I rape you!
>Anon was not seen for the next 3 week, although the towns folk claim that he could be heard moaning if you you ever went close to the mountain

>> No.23398317

>>23397853
She would mind! A strapping young man like you is too good to be wasted as a bloodbag.

>>23398294
Self-graping pharaohs are terrifying.

>> No.23398369

>>23398317
Well then i will just have to sneak in to her dungeon and Give those cute vampires cuddles! I am sure they will be so grateful and i will be fine!

>> No.23398385

>>23398107
Is this like the story of the dragon on top of the highest tower that was actually scared of heights and wanted help down?

>> No.23398388

>>23398317
>Self-graping pharaohs are terrifying.
Well I don't think it is traditional "graping", but instead she uses the venom as a weapon. She is still in control. Either way that is terrifying.

>> No.23398417
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23398417

If you're a low-level adventurer then be wary of visiting taverns and gathering halls in monster-friendly territory. High-level MGs like to gather en masse to bully any guys who show up. God help you if you're a support class.

The less they wear the higher their level. This dark elf assassin is at least level 90.

>> No.23398459

>>23398417
>This dark elf assassin is at least level 90.
Just what I needed for my two-man adventuring party! I definitely know what I am getting myself into.

>> No.23398493

>>23398459
>I definitely know what I am getting myself into.
Yes, a dark elf for at least the next several hours.

>> No.23398495

>>23398417
luckily i keep clear of arrogant elves that look down on humans

>> No.23398502

>>23398417
you just got to walk in, hold your head high, and punch the biggest Minotaur in the room. That will get them to respect you.

>> No.23398534

>>23398502
What do i do if my punch doesn't even make them flinch?

>> No.23398536

>newbie adventurer anon fucking the dark elf assassin's thighs like a madman while she smugly and greedily counts the quest cash reward they got.

>> No.23398539

>>23398417
>High-level MGs like to gather en masse to bully any guys who show up
Just make fun of them for sitting around in bars instead of putting their levels to use. I bet the level 1 mouse bandits do more for the Monster Lord than those bar wenches.
>The less they wear the higher their level.
So if a monster is just walking around naked, they are at max level? What about slimes and other monsters that don't usually wear clothes?

>> No.23398544

>>23398502
Can I French kiss the Minotaur instead?

>> No.23398559

>>23398544
that's the standard alternative for healers

>> No.23398572

>>23398495
You could've just said you keep clear of elves and made that more succinct. What do elves MERE into, by the way?

>> No.23398575

>>23398539
>I bet the level 1 mouse bandits do more for the Monster Lord
They're operators operating in operational operations! Their top secret mission is to raise multiple broods behind enemy lines to saturate the area with mamonobama!
Those exhibitionist grunts can't compare!

>What about slimes and other monsters that don't usually wear clothes?
Level draining atrocities. Many a max level protagonist with top gear has been drained back to the tutorials by them.

>> No.23398591

>>23398572
mammals

>> No.23398684

>>23398417
>This dark elf assassin is at least level 90.
Fortunately, I don't need to defeat her in combat. I'm here for information, nothing more. My lovely handler is on standby, no doubt watching from the shadows, but I intend to take this as a solo test of my skills and resolve.

An unassuming presence, with shabby clothes for armor, and no visible weapons, monsters are all too eager to gather around me in the hopes of finding easy prey. Of course I am careful. I wouldn't have made it this far otherwise.

>> No.23398690

>>23398536
I'm not going to be content with just her thighs. She better be prepared to receive that womb shot.

>> No.23398722

>>23398575
>They're operators operating in operational operations! Their top secret mission is to raise multiple broods behind enemy lines to saturate the area with mamonobama!
>Those exhibitionist grunts can't compare!
Devious! I shall stop their dastardly plan by telling the head nun at the monastery! She will surely know what to do!

>> No.23398732

>>23398690
She'll demand an even larger share of the quest rewards though. It would go from 70 to 90 percent!

>> No.23398760

>>23398732
That's fine! She is my womb bloated wife anyway!

>> No.23398879

>>23398760
She'll marry you if you change class to the "pussy-eating/ass slave" class

>> No.23398895

>>23398879
Of course! I would even multi-class into Cumpump and pussy-eater for her!

>> No.23398898
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Class changing warriors into broodmothers!

>> No.23398906
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23398906

Puppy cunny!

>> No.23398909

>>23398895
Don't forget to spec into Cooking

>> No.23398912

>>23398572
Elves are the mere

>> No.23398918

>>23398534
That's how you know you picked the right one.

>> No.23398920

Are Lizardgirls insulted by the MERE meme?

>> No.23398922
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>>23398906

>> No.23398924

People always talk about de-smugging an elf, how do I smug an unsmug elf?

>> No.23398929

>>23398906
Yay!

>> No.23398946

>>23398924
Worship

>> No.23398956

>>23398898
I hope she likes her new perks!
>Cooldown on impregnation ability reduced by 50%
>Take double pleasure damage from spouse

>> No.23398969

>>23398920
Hopefully because it makes it hotter to post-victory fuck them when they're angry

>> No.23398979
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>>23398924
>smug an unsmug elf
I don't see the point. Smugging a naturally unsmug monster makes more sense.

>> No.23398982

>>23398898
>implying they don’t start multiclassing

>> No.23399040

>>23398417
>tfw both under-leveled and have a poorly optimized class/build

>> No.23399209

>A relaxing dream of a beautiful yet mysterious woman working away at your shaft suddenly shatters in an instant
>You awaken in the dead of night, gripped by fear at an unknown weight pressing down on your torso
>You are still hard, partly from the remnants of the dream, and partly from the sudden fear pushing your instincts into overdrive
>You attempt to move, only to find you are unable. A sense of lethargy pervades your limbs—sapped of strength—and yet you do not feel your muscles ache, nor do you recall any reason for such exhaustion
>Your feelings of dread only grow exponentially. Something is deeply wrong. The fight or flight instinct fails spectacularly, unable to reach either option. It takes every bit of mental resolve to avoid falling into a panic.
>With even your arms and abdomen disobeying your wishes, you merely crane your neck about, searching in the darkness for a single clue as to what is happening
>No sooner do you perceive something in front of your face than a faint red glow appears just inches from your eyes.

>> No.23399227
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>>23399209
>A circle—or rather a single large eye—the thing slowly pulls away, only to be joined by two similar objects. The combined light of their glow lets you better-study the creature before you
>These are indeed eyes, each of the three crimson pools centered within an unnerving xanthous orb that could never be mistaken for the white sclera of a human
>Nor were any of the eyes situated on a face—human or otherwise
>Through the darkness, you make out the faint outline of chitinous tendrils, tracing your way from each towards...the figure resting near your legs
>"Kehehehe...awake yet, worm? There'll be plenty of time to catch an eyeful, provided your taste is... adequate"
>The woman—most definitely a woman, gives her lips an audible and exaggerated lick, before letting out another dark laugh
>You struggle to grasp the meaning of her words, and outright fail to better-understand her figure. A strange pulse, a change in the intensity of the eyes glowing before your face slowly causes your vision to recenter on the original trio. Additional eyes join in from just outside your periphery, stifling any effort to look away.
>Unable to escape their gaze, you find yourself increasingly lost in one of those crimson pools. The chosen eye draws closer, encompassing almost all of your vision. At the same time, the glow shines brighter and the pulses grow more intense.
>You feel your mind relax to match your body, in spite of all that is going on. In fact, the only tension you feel is...
>A distant feeling of alarm struggles to break through the fog around your mind, as you accept without worry the fact that your manhood is not only erect, but completely exposed.

>> No.23399235

>>23396259
>>23396391
Don't forget the best ice girls, Glacies.
>Start off cursing you halfway between a Tsurara's and an Ice Queen's curse
>Staying close to her, though, starts to break through her kuudere
>Kissing her on the lips ends the curse and melts her heart
>Ultimate result: Cold things feel warm to you, and a cute kuudere/possibly dandere after thawing ice elemental who gets physically warm to you in proportion with feelings of arousal and/or romantic love
>Ywn be snuggling a Glacies, and feel her whole body get warm, like a sort of magical blush, when you say sweet things to her

>> No.23399246

>>23399209
>>23399227
This is pretty interesting anon.

>> No.23399264

What species of monsters perform mating dances? I know cancers, arachne, and harpies do them, but are there any others?

>> No.23399355
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>"Hello there, folks! Welcome to the Monster Porn Network!"
>"Today on Episode 442 of "Demon Debauchery", we're going over the simple act of breeding!
>"Where a man takes control and pumps his seed into me repeatedly with the sole purpose of breeding me.
>"In this edition we'll be making use of a Lite Manticore Potion which will moderately increase semen output in my partner for the evening, to better demon-strate what monster breeding sow should look like! <3"
>"I hope you enjoy the show, and don't forget to catch the season finale, next weekend!
>"We'll have information on how to sign up for the Demon Marriage Program!
@#[email protected]#$^%$~~~~static~~
>"And, if you sign up for our sweepstakes, you may be chosen to watch me preform, live, in person! And one lucky winner will get to spend the day with me for personal, one-on-one rendezvous where I cater to your every desire, no limitations!"
@#[email protected]#$^%$~~~~static~~
>"We're on every night at 1AM EST, so stay tuned for more!"
>"Now, let's get on with the show! I hope you enjoy! <3"

Kinda like the idea of demons and other monster girls using magic through the TV to entice and entrance a single viewer, somewhere out in the world, to find them and become theirs.
Where her appearance on TV is only an illusion that only you can see.

>> No.23399383

>>23398007
DONT BE A SIMP
KNOW YOUR WORTH KING

>> No.23399472

>>23399355
I'd love to watch a show like that illusion or not.

>> No.23399480
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>>23399227
>Warm digits tease at your glans before slowly wrapping around the shaft. Thoroughly coated in slick lubricant, the invading hand effortlessly glides up and down your shaft
>The mysterious lubricant lingers in its wake, enveloping the exposed regions of your member in a pleasant coolness, before being again overwritten by the pumping motions of the woman's warm hand
>The pulsing eye before your face seems to ease up, and a measure of clarity returns to your mind. All the better for you to experience the alien sensations attacking your most delicate area
>The interplay of hot and cold along your length already threatening to set off your painfully hard dick, a sudden series of measured squeezes from the woman's hand very nearly has you go off like a firecracker
>You do your very best not to picture what sort of smug expression and snide remark the woman would give had you proven yourself such a hopelessly premature ejaculator
>Miraculously, you survive
>"Hmmmhmmm...not bad worm, but I really need to move things along."
>She mocks you even in your triumph, suddenly picking up the pace. Not only that, but she tightens her grip. The strokes become more forceful, filled with lewd and loud squelches.
>In an instant, you're gasping for breath, and desperately trying to retain a single measure of dignity by stifling your own moans
>She's toying with you now. Holding on wasn't the issue. You were already at the edge. Now she just wants to see you dance.

>> No.23399531

>>23399355
>>23399480
Damn these are some good greentexts

>> No.23399614

>>23399355
I love willing breeding sows.

>> No.23399623
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>>23399480
>She's facing you now. Crawling up your chest to loom over you, even as her skilled hand continues it's work.
>A single, large, ruby red eye glaring at your undoubtedly pitiful expression. Below that, a devilish, toothy grin. The occasional tongue peaks between the fangs, as droplets of warm saliva plummet, and impact on your bare chest
>The multitude of eyed-tentacles drift about, analyzing you from every angle. Front, side, top—everywhere.
>You can feel the inquisitiveness in their movements How is your prick holding on? What are your hands doing? Feet? Are you curling your toes?
>"What will you do, worm? Will you beg for release? Will you shamefully moan? Kyehehehehe. Will you go completely mad, bucking your hips like a beast? Kiihihihihi. Show me your resolve as you shower me in your flavor!"
>You feel a measure of strength flow back into your torso, but resist the urge to give in to her temptation. The pumping doesn't let up, leaving you helplessly dangling over the abyss, torturously lewd squelches echoing through your mind.
>The torture drags on for what seems like hours. Determined, you somehow hold out, as much as it pains you. Through it all, her face doesn't change, apart from her steadily widening grin.
>Then suddenly, she pumping hand slows. Her eye drifts downward for a but a second, and her grin falters, only to immediately return in full force
>"Fine... you've made your point. Go ahead and..."
>A sense of dread washes over you as her eyes all flash at once. You won't be able to hold out this time. Every part of you braces for what is most certainly coming next.

>> No.23399672

>>23399209
It’s actually more than just fight or flight. Current theories suggest Fight Flight Freeze Fawn Fornicate

>> No.23399712
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>>23399227
Turn a light on for pete’s sake. You’ll ruin your eyes!

>> No.23399734

>>23399623
>>23399480
Decent, but it would be even better with a Night Gaunt and describing how she spreads her goo all over you, turnig you into her wing monster.

>> No.23399785

>>23399623
Unf

>> No.23399791

>>23399264
The apsara is a literal dancer

>> No.23399799

>>23399614
One of the best points of monstergirls!

>>23399672
I feel monsters are going to capitalize on fornicate quite a bit. Thinking about a scenario in which i meet one of my wives like that.

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>>23399623
>"CUM~!"
>The moment she gives the command, your hips violently thrust upwards, meeting with her last, powerful stroke as your member explodes, shooting thick spurts of ejaculate high into the air, landing all over her chest
>No sooner do your hips fall back down on the bed then you jerk up once more, the woman adjusting her grip to better contain your spray
>She laughs maniacally as you erupt over and over, the ejaculation dragging out far longer than you thought possible
>By the time you're finished, you're left panting on your bed, completely spent in every meaning of the word
>She falls back onto your legs, nethers practically kissing against your wilted manhood
>Chest splattered in both her inky black lubricant and your thick white semen, she lifts up her cum soaked hand, and gives you a good look at it.
>Then she quickly pulls the hand into her maw. Lewd slurps echo through the room, threatening to reinvigorate your flagging staff for round two.
>She makes an exaggerated gulp, before smacking her lips, licking all over to make sure she didn't miss a spot.
>"Delicious, and what's more...hmmmm... I'd say three minutes from the first grip. You are no longer a worm. You are now at least an insect."
>You're too out of it to understand what she's talking about. Your head is spinning, your tongue is sticking out, and you can't manage to close your jaws.
>"Wipe off that disgraceful expression. You should be proud of this feat. Kyeheheheh. Yes, there is at least some potential in you yet, little insect."
>She narrows her single eye as her mouth contorts into a grin that's nothing short of demonic.
>"I think you and I will be together for a long, long time."
>The world fades to black, her piercing red gaze the last thing you can see.

Alright, I'm done.

>> No.23399824

>>23399818
>Alright, I'm done.
So's the guy. Har har.

>> No.23399938

do you ever imagine them with exaggerated accents?

>> No.23399946

>>23399938
Usually not. I didn't mind it in mail order jinko, though.

>> No.23399958

>>23399938
I imagine Glacies-chan to have an underlying sound similar to a glockenspiel or kalimba to her voice.

>> No.23399969

>>23399209
>>23399227
>>23399480
>>23399623
>>23399818
https://pastebin.com/SY87Fsz1
Thanks for listening to my Tedtalk

>> No.23399998

>>23399969
Thanks for writing.

>> No.23400001

>>23399938
My wife would speak English a bit awkwardly at first.

>> No.23400061

>>23399938
Over her thousands of year of life, she can adapt her accent into whatever she wants.

>> No.23400071

>>23399938
I imagine trolls with a thick Norwegian accent and I don't like it.

>> No.23400075

Warrior monster that drags her childhood friend on ADVENTURE!

>> No.23400084
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23400084

I like the idea of a morden day haku complaing that google/siri pretty much stole her job to know things

>> No.23400099

>>23400084
Miss haku is just lonley nowdays

>> No.23400102

>>23400075
Yes. I like this.
Fit salamander demand her childhood friend follow her on an adventure and the guy is just a normal dude that can't fight all that well.

>> No.23400110

>>23400084
I cant pump siri or google full of cum and make cute cow babies with.

>> No.23400116

The DLs husband must get some free time outside of the 24/7 sex
So it must be special for when he uses that time to make something for his wife

>> No.23400135

>>23400084
She's working a second job as a maid now.

>> No.23400136

>>23400084
Mature haku working at a help desk would be nice

>> No.23400145

>>23400136
I want a Haku tech-support coworker.

>> No.23400148

>>23400110
You can once the succuvirus gets in.

>> No.23400150

>>23400116
It's never been said that they have 24/7 sex Outside of maybe pandemonium and some of the chaos monsters that are made to have sex while going about their everyday life it's generally not a thing most monsters do.

>> No.23400203
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23400203

>> No.23400208
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23400208

>"Fufufufu~ Anawwwwn, ya know just becauze my mom writezsss youra check doesn't mean we can't have funnnn~"
>"C'mon, doesn't it excite ya? Tha idea of plowing your's boss's daughter, makin' her squeal like a p'orc while she's wrappin' her legs around ya, drowin' her eggz in ya lil' swimmers"
>"Maybe you'lls even get a promotion to husband if ya perform well 'nough"

>> No.23400221

>>23399938
I imagine Yetis speak English with a slight Swiss accent or a heavy Canadian accent

>> No.23400223
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23400223

http://imgbox.com/g/FJRWnWBe5s
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 104. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/JFkPFhBT

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.23400238

>>23400223
Lovely Lovely Hatter~!

>> No.23400244

>>23400208
Someone's drunk enough.

>> No.23400255
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23400255

If Frostbite is where evil cold MGs go then where do the regular ones go?

>> No.23400267

>>23400255
The ghetto.

>> No.23400286

>>23400223
>some autist still commissioning blacked shit with wights

>> No.23400287

>>23393556
It's ran so Ran probably yeah.

>> No.23400295

>>23400286
That's a black guy with a wight waifu. The blackedfag artist is someone else.

>> No.23400297
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23400297

>>23400255
The nice ones stay in Winterstown as long as they control themselves, if they misbehave with their cold powers the police or Papa Wendi in an emergency take them away to Frostbite

>> No.23400313

What would a harem of 1 demon and 4 dark angels end up looking like?

>> No.23400323

>>23400286
Wightfag is black

>> No.23400325

>>23400295
Does the one behind it matter when the end result is the same?

>> No.23400334

>>23400325
People are allowed to be black

>> No.23400341

>>23400325
Yes, one dude commissioning/drawing himself with his waifu is way different than NTR shit.

>> No.23400344

>>23400325
Who cares. Jeez.

>> No.23400351

>>23400255
skyrim

>> No.23400353

>>23400341
>Yes, one dude commissioning/drawing himself with his waifu is way different than NTR shit.
The fact that this needed to be said makes me laugh a little bit.

>> No.23400354

>>23398924
You can easily make any MG smug by putting babies in her.
You can also make her filled with worry after you put daughteru number fifteen in her.

>> No.23400379
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23400379

>>23400334

>> No.23400385

I have come here seeking refuge in these trying times
Give waifu recommendations

>> No.23400396

>>23400385
Nobody can pick a waifu for you.

>> No.23400404

>>23400385
One does not simply choose a waifu.

>> No.23400406

>>23400385
Pick preferred personality and bodytype, then read the profiles.

>> No.23400411
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23400411

whats on your mind anon?

>> No.23400413

>>23400385
The waifu chooses the Anon.

>> No.23400416

>>23400325
Huge difference. The spirit of MGE is that monster girls don't give one shit about race, social standing or your upbringing and it's wrong to judge a guy for wanting a monster girl waifu when there's actual raceplay fags out there who your hate should be aimed at instead.

>> No.23400417

>>23400385
What do you want most in a waifu? Physically, personallity, you are giving us nothing to work with.

>> No.23400433

>>23400334
>>23400341
Still, neither of these things mean sane people want to see white female/black male porn.

>> No.23400445

>>23400411
Boredom and nutting on fat titties. Same as usual, I guess.

>> No.23400456

>>23400433
Its not for me or you, and I for one am happy to see an anon getting art of him and his waifu

>> No.23400458

>>23400411
Youkai women.

>> No.23400461

>>23400411
Birds, goats, and spiders in that order.

>> No.23400462

>>23400325
>the cripplechan mindset is so infatuated with NTR that they can't see interracial sex without immediately thinking that the girl in the picture is being stolen away from them

>> No.23400465

>>23400411
Been thinking about harpy ass and goat tiddies.

>> No.23400470

>>23400411
Anger

>> No.23400474

>>23400462
It's cripplechan. They don't need NTR to hate other races.

>> No.23400476

>>23400461
>>23400465
Oh shit wtf.

>> No.23400486
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23400486

>>23400465
>harpy ass
dont see the appeal

>> No.23400491
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23400491

>>23400411
girls with dicks

>> No.23400493

>>23400433
A man can commission as much art of him and his loving wife as he wants!

>> No.23400494

>>23400465
>harpy ass
Reminds me of that harpy KC designed. He left a little comment about wanting to be squeezed by her ass.

>> No.23400500

>>23400411
My waifu.

>> No.23400501
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23400501

>>23400411
I really wish I had someone to love in my life, but it seems as if luck isn't really on my side with that one..

>> No.23400512

>>23400476
men of culture and learning

>> No.23400516

>>23400411
No one will ever love me. On the plus side I picked up a new AR

>> No.23400519
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23400519

Do anubises come pretanned or do they have to get it?

>> No.23400520
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23400520

>>23400433
Just make sure it is labeled correctly on the boorus so I can filter it out. Unfortunately it does make dark elves a bit more picky to find though.

>> No.23400521

>>23400486
it's shapely and toned

>> No.23400539

>>23400433
even if its Samuel Jackson?

>> No.23400545

>>23400223
Good to see bunyip guy is still at it.

>> No.23400550

>>23400519
You'll have to oil them regardless.

>> No.23400559

>>23400411
The fact that I ruin 90% of all relationships I am in. And that’s just not romantic either, most of my family hates me, the friends I have had through the years hate me, and day by day the thought of my waifu is slowly not helping me. I tell myself “Do it for her” but lately it’s just not enough. I just want to be with my family again, how it was before my father died, I want to be with my friends again, how it was before I went full on hermit and pushed everyone away. I want a sense of purpose in my life again.

>> No.23400572
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23400572

>>23400539
>Samuel Jackson
Posting this just because it's bound to be posted now.

>> No.23400630
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23400630

>>23400559
Don't worry anon, Succubi love you just the way you are.

I love you as well.

>> No.23400633

>>23400433
It doesn't need to be for you, MGE is for everyone.
Besides a lot of people don't really care as long as there's a cute girl getting stuffed and its vanilla.

>> No.23400666

>>23400411
resting my head on ass with meaty tail keeping me snug to it

>> No.23400681
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23400681

What did Winternubis see?

>> No.23400687

>>23400411
I can't stop thinking or molesting and groping my Night Gaunt wife.

>> No.23400697

>>23400681
I made a little Santa hat and put it on my penis, just for her.

>> No.23400704

>>23400681
She saw Wendi-Chan and her boyfriend holding hands on the way to the woods, and she’s wondering how Wendi-Chan got a boyfriend before she did.

>> No.23400707

>>23400681
Me

>> No.23400712
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How many miles do I get for impregnating her?

>> No.23400713

>>23400520
What if I like Light Elves more than Dark Elves?

>> No.23400722

>>23400681
A shortstack elf in her eighth month of pregnancy holding onto a really jolly fat guy coming out of the doctors office.

>> No.23400725

>>23400633
>implying disliking that stuff is a rare trait

>> No.