Monster Girl Thread

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Bully the shorties!

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hello freak bitches

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God damn, 3 seconds.

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>>23450842
>By 3 seconds

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Get bullied by the shorties!

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>>23450854
Get bullied by the shorties until things get lewd, then bully them sexually.

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I need a Comfortable Canine Cuddle Companion, and i need her now.

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>>23450854
What about the smarties?

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It's not comfy enough until you bring in double chocolate hot cocoa with extra marshmallows

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Would you're Cursed sword and cursed armor wives be jealous if you used other equipment?
You're just trying to save the durability for a tough encounter, wouldn't want to waste it on some fodder.

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>>23450870
Don't let anyone tell you they're worse than M&M's.

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god I just need any non-furry non-fat non-toddler MG as a gf

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>>23450901
enjoy your matango

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>>23450901
oh come on, put some effort in; develop some preference. Not like you have anything better to do

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>>23450901
Okay. You've weeded out, like, five species. Take your pick from the dozens remaining.

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What would you do with your waifu at a nude beach?

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>>23450926
Probably shuffle around awkwardly because I thought it was a regular beach and I'd be wearing swim trunks

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>>23450926
Even tanning, play in the water, fuck, etc
bring a blanket for fucking/sitting on, though. nobody likes sand in the asscrack

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>>23450926
Walk around in swim trunks because I'm too much of a self-conscious bitch to let strangers see my junk.

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>>23450901
You're talking as if you don't have plenty of choices.

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>>23450926
Partake in the motion of the ocean

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>>23450926
Nap with waifu

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>>23450926
I and the Cheshire would be extremely selfconcious
Jinko would be eager and excited.

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>>23450936
>"Is it cold in here, or is it just you three?"

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would you play a MGE fan-game where you have to walk home at midnight without getting molested and raped by monsters?

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>>23450947
Depends on how it plays.

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>>23450926
Neither of us are the beach type.

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>>23450947
I don't understand the objective

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>>23450926
Probably some casual hotdogging to start for her back, then some paizuri when she switches to her front! Gotta make sure it all gets rubbed in, after all!

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Does any anon know someone who would be willing to translate some lewd stories from KCs website?

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>>23450947
I would rather one where I can join the Sabbath, become a wizard, and fight the Order.

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>>23450926
My body hair distribution is too uneven for that to be anything but maximum weird

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>>23450884
Cursed swords have infinite durability and scale with your level, there's literally no reason to use another sword or armor set, hell you don't even need to worry about using the right elements or status effects against enemies as they'll happily change to suit your need. Now impregnate your gear anon

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>>23450968
the goal is to get home but watch out for any signs of monsters nearby that will rape you if they catch you

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I want to lick honey off of a thicc bee's fat tits.

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>>23450977
Sadly no I wish I did

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>>23450926
nap

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>>23450954
maybe like a stealth game similar to metal gear solid? you can lay traps that can hinder a monster from getting to you, run away from them, or sneak past them in a numerous set of scenarios played out on the level

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>>23450983
how would it work?

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>>23451008
Damn. I would even be willing to pay. Maybe eventually we will get lucky.

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>>23450989
>Now impregnate your gear anon
I've wondered how that works. Curse swords make more sense because they have physical bodies, but unless your armor is equipped onto a human woman, you can't really impregnate a living armor. And even if you do, can you really call it the living armor's baby and not the human girl's baby?

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>>23451006
I used to be a renegade.
I used to fool around.

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>>23450989
>Image
Ouch.

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>>23450926
She's always nude so...
Wait, does that mean she can't wear goo either?

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>>23451036
You fuck living armor same as any other ghosty type.

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>>23451062
But how does she have babies? Is it just a collection of mana like kitsune-bi?

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>>23451058
>Wait, does that mean she can't wear goo either?
No goo, and convenient fog/light censorship spells!

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>>23451058
i don't even know if mine is capable of removing her coverage

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>>23451077
>No convenient censorship spells
But that's my waifu's specialty!

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I want to make my pharaoh momster proud, but I don't know how.

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>>23451113
Solidify alliances through political marriage with high standing anubis childhood friend

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>>23451113
Stop having an Oedipus complex

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>>23450926
Maria would ride me slowly while she reads one of her religious tabloids. Only getting off when she wants to feel the waves crash against her. Belladonna would probably play in the water before switching out with maria for my cock. Although eventually they will double team me with one on the face and the other on the cock. Also a bed of shop slime will be use to keep sand away from our love making.

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>>23451129
But all she does is make miniature sand dioramas all day.

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>>23451113
Show her your royal scepter. She will do the rest.

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>>23451113
Marry any Apophises opposing her rule securing she'll have a long and successful reign without having to worry about anyone graping her

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>>23451151
Make her not make miniature sand dioramas and go on an adventure, anon

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>>23451153
S-sounds risky.

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>>23451162
But won't the Apophis just use me to grape her?

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>>23451162
Pharaoh momster might be a little sad at first, but she'll lighten up once she sees how cute her Apohpis granddaughters are.

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The pharaoh has competition!

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>>23451172
You want to make your monster happy dont you? Man up and pull down your trousers.

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My eyes see all!!
So...just relax, okay? You're... you're safe...

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>>23451162
Does their Pharaoh-lust ever go away completely or are you going to come home some day and find mom hogtied naked on the bed and a very excited grape snake asking if you like your present?

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I want a group of ice girls to snow me in and keep me warm and comfy!

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>>23451212
I mean going by the profile it dries up completely if they get married.

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>>23451226
I think it's you who keeps them warm and comfy.

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>>23451077
Unacceptable. Without the goo, all the sand will stick to her and make things less enjoyable.

Other than that we'd probably relax and take it easy.

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>>23451184
>>23451212
Just dick the Apophises till they forget about your Pharaoh momsters, after all why would they care about seizing power if that means that have less time to love you and have to run a state, besides they're already princess consorts they're already royalty

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>>23450926
what if she is incapable of fully removing her natural clothing?

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>>23451240
With warm beverages and soups.

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>>23451251
this image disturbs me

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>>23451251
she seems kinda old and desperate, maybe i should go for her delinquent underlings instead...

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>>23451262
All monsters can dispel clothes, scales, feathers

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>>23451272
Yuki-chan off at figure skating practice again?

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>>23451240
Have you read the profiles? It's both.

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>>23451289
She's busy trolling her childhood friend while he's shoveling snow. Eventually, if she gets it right, he'll shovel snow from his front door to her front door instead of the pavement.

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>>23451294
I know. It's just the idea of ice girls keeping someone warm sounds funny..

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>>23451311
It's a big part of their appeal to me.

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>>23450880
I wonder how a Yeti would feel about being big spoon

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>>23451138
but they said it's normal to desire your mother's sex

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>>23451356
stop listening to your momster.

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>"A-and then, he bumped into me. I was so excited, I accidentally broke the handle bar. It was so embarrassing."
>"I know how you feel, girl. I once nodded off right next to this little cutie. He must have gotten a good look at my dumb sleeping face. How lame."

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>>23451386
I see that owo succ in the background.

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what monster understands the concept of love?

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>>23451379
He's right, though. It's totally normal for sons to lust after their adopted momsters. I read it in a scientific study written by Dr. Succalotta D.

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>>23451386
>Isn't that Oni the sex machine who kabedon'd her boyfriend straight through a wall?
>Ohmagoshitsher!

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>>23450901
I need the opposite of that.
Basically something from Koishi Chikasa.

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>>23451394
A Gremlin on roller blades.

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>>23451394
All of them? Or at the very least houris and cupids.

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I shall touch this statue and there's no one that can stop me

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>>23451454
I want to spend all day molesting a Gargoyle statue, then hide as soon as it's night.

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Waifufags, how long did it take to solidify your waifu's appearance in your mind? Did you decide what did or didn't look right for her, or did it just come to you?

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>>23451282
that's lewd but feathers probably shouldn't be dispelled

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>>23451331
Asking a Yeti to be big spoon in bed will give her heart pupils, her mind will be clouded with only lewd thoughts of cuddling, snuggling, hugging, keeping you warm, and how many kids you're going to give her

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>>23451473
it just came to me while thinking about where she lives

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>>23451454
I'd think gargoyles should have some of the most varied appearances of all monsters.

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>>23451473
I went with the profile more or less. I have...plenty of references regarding different bodytypes and hairstyles, so I guess I was lucky in that regard.

The personality was much more complex. Accommodating, but not coddling, nor holding back. A girl with drive and ambition that can awaken my own.

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>>23451473
For my first few commissions she was just the profile standard. I decided on her appearance later.

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Gazer says:
>"Go to sleep you louse."

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>>23450989
Don't worry about your original equipment disappearing

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>>23451537
No I must keep my lights on and stay awake to attract a moth

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>>23451405
that also spray paints graffiti and gets away with it by outrunning the cops

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>>23451454
What happens if you graffiti a gargoyle with your name?

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>>23451454
i'd molest it, shoot cum all over it, rub my cock all of it, slap my cock on her face, mustache-rub my cock under her nose so she can sniff it, blow my load on her face, keep molesting it, and end the day with shooting my cum on her vagina area.
then go all the way back home before it gets dark. man, it would've been a great day.

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>>23451404
leave

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>>23451577

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Laugh at this dumbass

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>>23451591

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>>23451577
what if you write all over her nethers like she was some public use meme doujin

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>>23451618
You become a tripfag?

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Cheshire and Jabberwock fighting over who would be first to get cummed inside by your cock.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't laugh at the zombie militia, they're trying their best.

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good guess, but I'm actually hacking

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>>23451684
i read that as "first to cum inside your cumsock"

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>>23451684
>anon gets bored and cums inside nap mauz

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>>23451711
>cumsock
Not cute nicknames to call your ittan momen

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what monster girl-related game should i play on an emulator?

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>>23451751
I would say Breath of Fire, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Play SoTN

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>>23451722
I wonder how many were one before monsterizing

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>>23451801
She seems cute and humble, inspite of her breasts, but I've been burned before.

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if you had a summoner gf, what would you like her to summon?

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>>23451819
Imps and then more imps

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>>23451819
MODS!!

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>>23451846
???

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>>23451846
Those are pants you blind motherfucker

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Fat bottomed elves make the rockin' world go round

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I wanna show this cow my smith and wesson model 10

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Don't embarrass her, Anon. Her mom is right there.

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>>23451936
I want to yee her haw!

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>>23451956
No.

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>>23451956
o w o

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Mimics with big chests!

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>>23450880
It's snowing again, for the third day in a row. Winter came back.

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I love liches!

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Real dead hours.

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>>23452036
>yeti-chan and yuki-chan are making snow Angels in the fresh snow
>wendi-chan is rolling around in the snow like a dust bath
>she also has that doll she carries around that looks like anon and she’s playing with it in the snow

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>>23452208
>>23452204
It can't be helped. Lady Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease.

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>>23452275
Bondage vixens?

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>>23452232
This is how I will always remember you. Surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful.

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If I dick a yandere dragon will she mere?

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>>23452503
Depends on how good of a job you do.

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>>23452527
Complete and throughly her insides will be plastered white every night

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>>23452503
Why do I hear boss music?

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>>23452539
What's her theme?

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>>23452503
Can a dragon remain yandere if she's been mered?

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>>23452503
No, you activate phase 2

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>>23452555
Of course! A dragon is forever possessive.

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>>23452554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBjOB7uanhg

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>>23452275
https://youtu.be/3Vk1Q-hCrhk?t=313

Ran in that game seems very "ancient evil".

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>>23452554
>>23452591
Actually, scratch that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY1ihyBtbA

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>>23452275
Why is there so much art of ran in bondage?

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>>23452288
I don't know who the other girl is, but I don't trust Ran.
Then again I wouldn't trust any woman that has interest in me. Any woman interested in me only has interest in exploiting my naive, autistic mind in order to poz and/or cuck me.

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>>23452729
>I don't know who the other girl is
How do you know Ran but not CHEEEEEEEEEN?

>>23452724
That particular outfit? It's from a video game.

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Office Apophis

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>>23452724
Better question is: Why isn't there more?

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>>23452741
What do those vodka runes mean?

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>>23452738
The only loli catgirl I care about is Infected Mushroom.

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All staff are required to wear skimpy uniforms so I can pinch their pudge at a moments notice.

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>>23452746
Forget.

Probably something about how she's gonna "punish" you for your delinquency, I think

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Working at a monster business would suck you'd get stuck doing all the real work cause most of the monsters would be too busy being lewd to help out

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>>23452768
As long as none of them bother me then I don't care. I just want to do my own thing at my own space.

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>>23452768
I'm sure they'd help get all the real work out of the way so they can spend the rest of the day being lewd with you.

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>>23452755
But what is the sex during work policy?

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>>23452768
Dont be lame anon join in with them and be lewd

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>>23452746
Allow me to provide a simplified translation
>Do you know where you're at?
>We must have a serious discussion about your behavior, slacker
>Come in.
>And close the door

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>>23452791
If they can perform their duties properly while being molested, then they are allowed to have sex during work.

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>>23452787
>Turns out anon is the least productive member of the company and he doesnt even know it

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Oh darn, the maid outfit I got for my waifu was a couple sizes too small. Ain't that a shame. Thank you Jeffo for another great commission.

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>>23452817
Looking amazing wendianon! Better use that short maid dress to get access for the ass pinching.

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>>23452817
Oh no! The meat!

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>>23452811
>>Turns out anon is the least reproductive member of the company and he doesnt even know it

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>>23452817
>>23452817
Damn, that's nice.

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What happens to autism and autists in MGE? I really want to know this because at least half of us fall into that spectrum.

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>>23452900
They go on love quests.

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>>23452909
Why is my Raiju yellow?

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>>23452909
That sounds stupid. I don't want to turn into an alp.

>>23452915
During the stone age

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>>23452755
Eating out the maid while she is cleaning!

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>>23452900
Anubis waifus.

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>>23452940
Some anons sound or are racist due to crippling autism. Not sure what would happen with them.

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>>23452919
You'll like being an alp you alp.

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>>23453004
I like my johnson, though.

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>>23452741
Apoffice

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>>23451454
What would happen if you interact with a statue Gargoyle then leave before she can move like let’s say I hug one would she be aware I did and would she be able to find me?

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>>23453014
Naming your dildos is a bit odd.

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>>23453066
She'll hunt you to the ends of the earth!

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Snow or not, the hot springs are still hot.

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>>23453081
i miss cool cartoons
everything looks the same, or is it mecuase im old and dont get the kiddies with their steven universe and their 96th rendition of spiderman

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>>23453329
No, you're right. There was a time when they made special cartoons. This time is past.
There is no Alfred J. Kwak for zoomers. Best not to think about it.

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>>23453081
One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.

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Why are oni so often seen with tiger-print clothing anyway?

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>>23453355
If Macbeth and Demona felt each others' pain, does that mean they felt each others' pleasure as well?
IMAGINE

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>>23453357
It's to show how feral they are.

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>>23453362
MGE wise, im sure you could rig pleasure runes to have that effect

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>>23453362
Life with a Raiju isn't too far from that.

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>>23453347
>There was a time when they made special cartoons.
No there wasn't, and if it was there are still shows like it, shut up you nostalgiablinded retard
>>23453329
>Everything looks the same
No they don't you autistic retard, actually research shit instead of spouting whatever virgin manchildren on youtube tell you to think.

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>>23453383
>there are still shows like it
Name one.

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>>23453389
You'll just say anything I name doesn't count, fuck off boomer.

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>>23453391
So you're just picking a fight for attention? Don't be a lame-o

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>>23453391
You sure showed him.

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>>23453391
Fuck off Bollocks

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>>23453383
I think im more leaning towards the "im getting old"
I guess it would be more accurate to say everything FEELS the same, that is, dulled to greyness
Yes I do know thats a me problem but whatever

changing the subject: cursed weaponry, how bout it?

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>>23453409
Whomsoever take up this blade shall have a waifu eternal!

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>>23453409
how about a story where a normal girl falls in love with a knight and picks up a cursed blade to defeat his enemies
with no one to fight, he will stay with her

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>>23453409
What happens if a mamono picks up one of those swords instead of a human?

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>>23453434
probably just gives her the urge to go stabby, but doesnt do the soul-edge take over

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>>23453357
Fashion!

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>>23453357
It's a way to show how strong they really are. Tigers are widely considered to be a mighty beast, and Oni can/will kill them bare handed in myths.

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>>23451454
I'm gonna tell a petrified gargoyle I'll marry her if she can find me before the sunrise.
Gonna make for a fun game of hide and seek.

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>>23453451
I want to see the reaction on her face when I just randomly poke her exposed bellybutton with a finger.

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Hey, you okay there rookie?

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>>23453633
Yeah sorry, I know we're in the field and all, but can I touch your ears?

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>>23453357
I don’t know why; but tiger and leopard print underwear is the ultimate boner material for me. I also happen to love gyarus because of that letter too.

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>>23453357
I don’t know why; but tiger and leopard print underwear is the ultimate boner material for me. I also happen to love gyarus because of that too.

[Anonymous No.]

How to become a grep snek's body pillow?

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>>23453524
>Anon and his gargoyle wife has a weekly habit of hide and seek
>If she can find him before sun rise, she gets to be the dominant one for that week
>if manages to stay hidden, he gets to be the dominant one

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>>23453902
Join one of those student protest groups and talk about anti-authoritarianism

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>>23453902
Put grape kool-aid in the middle of a summoning circle then do the grape snek ritual

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>>23453939
Explain the grape snek ritual

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The kitsune and tanuki kids that live across from eachother down the road from me keep trying to get my son to play but their mothers gave me weird and frankly obscene looks when I went to introduce myself, I'm gonna keep him away.

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>>23452768
Would you prefer if they did all the real work and you were stuck just making coffee and getting groped by them during breaks while you're wearing extremely revealing clothing?

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>>23454135
I for one would love to do that.

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>>23454135
Although it supports the matriarchy, I'm happy to benefit from the office gentleman culture.

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>>23453939
I want to accidentally summon an ancient, powerful and milfy apophis this way. Only for her to immediately trap me in her coils, demand I explain myself and then dom me into submission

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>>23453930
>student council president headed by a Pharaoh and her army of well-trained class president Anubises
>mall-anarchist grapesnake with protest signs home-made with marker and sparkles
The battle of the century!

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>>23454397
They got the pyramids but we got the power~

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>>23453939
>>23454394
>>23453944
Be sure to include space heaters, sweaters, blankets and pillows as part of the summoning ritual. Hot chocolate is an optional sacrifice.

>>23454397
This, but it's a pillow fight!

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Men exist to be dickthrones for evil foxes.

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>>23454483
Nice. I want my face to be a throne too!

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>>23454397
I bet that grapesnake is the one drawing dicks everywhere

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>>23451113
Beat her at a children's card game.

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>>23454483
>>23454490
Disgraceful. The closest I would allow myself to be for my waifu is a mat or a pillow.

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>>23454483
evil foxes can just devour my penis

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>>23454524
It's a great honor to be my pharaoh queen's throne. That's what she tells me anyway. And I agree!

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I wanna go to low-level zones and bully weak monster girls.

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>>23454555
What a shame if that's the most you can do for her.

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>>23454524
It doesn't matter. Foxes take pleasure in having humans wrapped around their finger until they're addicted to indulging in shameful pleasure.

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>>23454702
Asking for a fight?

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>>23454483
But I wanna be a dickthrone to a lich doping experiments or a ancient evil Wight!

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>>23454760
Can I still treat the ancient evil Wight like she was just a normal zombie?

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>>23455032
>treating a Wight like a Zombie
>treating a Zombie like a Wight
Which is more confusing for her?

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>>23454760
>dickthrone to a lich
Good taste. Gotta serve your lich mistress loyally by letting her do all sorts of experiments on you

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>>23455055
I run a wight deck in yugioh and I'd gladly treat a zombie like the queen of the skull servants

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>>23454639
Bully the level one monsters

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>>23454483
This is 100% true.
Don't even think of killing yourself to get out of it.

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>>23455086
>Promise the level one monsters that you will return for them after you finish your quest

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>>23454754
I think that's kind of the point. I want to fight. Were I a dog, it would seem like a waste to be licking peanut butter off my waifu—so to speak—when we could enjoy the thrills of the hunt together.

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>>23455108
>"You defeat me in one blow or I defeat you in one blow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455086
Accidentally impregnating a low level amazon-loli!

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>>23455086
Can I still return after I finish my whole campaign?

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>>23454744
>Proud and just knight serving his kingdom well
>He gets a lot of praise form the populace
>Little do they know that he is actually enthralled by an evil smug fox
>He can't stop visiting her between missions.

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>>23455108
>not taking the level 1 monsters with you on your quest
>not letting them see how you operate and fall in love with you not only as a strong man but as a loving one as well
>not confessing your love for her just before the final battle

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>>23455115
Nice assumptions

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>>23455155
>not taking the level 1 monsters with you on your quest
She has to stay there to protect her tribe

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>>23455108
>Level 1 loli amazon want to fight level 200 anon

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>>23455199
>Purposely uses the joke weapon and your weakest armor and it still makes her orgasm in one hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>23454639
This is how you get Manticores stalking starter areas and milking new adventurers

>If that anon can do it why can't I?

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>>23455144
The sort of knight who challenges said fox just to lose so she has an excuse to ruthlessly drain him until he's a broken mess?

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>>23455177
i'd return to the fish village for my waifu

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>>23455263
>they get married
>They now both bully low level zones together

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>>23455263
This sounds like a downward spiral of turning a low level zone into a mid or high level one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455281
Yes, though he has some pride so he would desperately try to convince himself that he has a chance at defeating her

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>>23455177
She can’t protect her tribe if there’s no tribe to protect! She has to stop the BBEG with you if she truly wants to protect her family! She totally didn’t fall in love with you and wants to marry you after this quest is over, not a chance.

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>>23455358
It's osmosis as the higher level is abandoned it becomes the new low level zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455263
>Overpowered monster upsetting the balance of a low-level area

Sounds like a job for a Monster Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455281
The Fox has even told her guards to let the knight into her keep untroubled, they barely keep up the appearance anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep coming back to the starting area to purposely lose to the werewolf boss that gave me so much trouble 90 levels ago! I don’t care if I could one shot her now, I’ll always be her little cumpump!

[Anonymous No.]

What things do you think monsters would do with extremely long, prehensile tongues

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>>23455523
Lick you lots

[Anonymous No.]

>move to Winterstown with your family
>get a part time job at Selkies diner
>have to go to the back freezer to get some more stretchy meat
>run into the high school delinquent girls playing a game of poker in the freezer
>before you can run out and tell the boss Glacies-san froze the door shut
>now they’re making you play strip poker and the winners get to cuddle you

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>>23455523
Slip it down your pants while you play a split screen multiplayer game with her

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>>23455144
>be just and noble knight
>keep the kingdom free of bandits and evildoers
>king wants to marry off one of his daughters to you
>decline due to vow of celibacy
>little do they know you live a double life as the boytoy of a horrible ancient fox spirit

Such is the chivalrous life

[Anonymous No.]

I've decided to cancel subscription to KC's Patreon, but not before scraping everything he's posted so far, including texts. Here's a MEGA link in case anyone else needs that. I don't think it's too unfair to the guy since everything is at least a year old.

https://mega.nz/folder/Se51kZjI#qCIM-16-NvhlqNk7eF70Hw

Pretty sure the links in OP already have all that but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

The queen of england will open the portals to regain her yourth and continue her reign

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>>23455560
That’s cheating!

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>>23455562
She loves that strong knightly essence. At least she helps out from time to time, indirectly or directly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23452817
Top tier Yepanon!

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>>23455155
>go bully weak monsters
>the low level zone is populated by enthusiastic monster lolis in bikini armor, undersized loincloths and other slutty outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455523
Tonguejobs. Consult sandworm doujin for details

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455697
Where would I go to find the CC level 1 monsters?

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>>23455218
This but during the final fight
>The doors to the throne room open, and the Lilim general is speechless
>Anon isn't using the legendary armor or the demon slaying sword
>He's just wearing a loincloth and dual wielding squeaky hammers

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>>23455635
>Fufufu, aren't you grateful? I saved your life again, my sweet
>As grateful as I am, it's going to be hard explaining to the duke how all those mercenaries ended up flash freezing to death in July

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>>23455746
Headpat-induced orgasm

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Anyone know of any other bapho Koikatsu cards besides Bapho-sama and that one Runya one that’s being worked on?

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>>23455746
>the Lilim general is confronted by the human champion in a loincloth and a turban that's as tall as his entire body, dual-wielding squeaky hammers
>he fights her by ninja rolling under her attacks, repeatedly putting the weapons on his belt, parrying her attack with his bare hand and re-arming himself to counter attack her
>this goes on for half an hour
>the Lilim falls flat on the ground with a last high-pitched HONK from the squeaky hammers
>the victorious man takes a few steps towards the defeated Lilim and stretches his arms out to the sides before letting them fall down
>keeps repeating the gesture until he's casually walked over her

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>>23455857
Nah, there's a very limited number of MGE cards in general

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>>23455929
This made me laugh. Nice work anon.

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>>23455550
Bad Glacies, I'm going to call your Ice Queen mom and let her know what you're up to!

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>>23450926
sex

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>>23455857
There's two OC ones floating around but as far as canon Baphomets go it's just those two.

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>>23455929
>The next time a human breaks into her sanctum it's an abomination that not even a monstergirl could find attractive, an off kind of fluro green with features grotesque and exaggerated like a dough sculpture smashed with a hammer.
>Sprints all around the place on and off wielding one of those eastern swords apparently folded over a thousand times
>Can't stop quickly putting it away and pulling it out again
>Keeps turning 180, hopping back towards her and spinning in place to deliver a quick poke
>As she falls baffled and somewhat insulted he just points down at her over and over again
>Eventually he starts pulling shit out of his pocket and throwing it at her behind him repeatedly

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>>23455750
What a troublesome wife. Best wife!

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>>23455523
Post geckos.

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>>23456057
>mfw this is how the demon lord got waifu'd.
>Mfw her husband was just a massive troll the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I level drained the monsters instead?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm almost half tempted to try and get back into writefaggotry with a Chaos girl, I suppose. Any suggestions/recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

You fool! You've activated my trap card!

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>>23456245
I don't need car insurance

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>>23456480
Nacho

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>>23456480
Night Gaunt tricks anon into become her tentacle-husband and he decide to get revenge (sexually)

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>>23456005
I'd call her even if her daughter wasn't up to anything. Glacie's mom has got it going on.

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>>23456499
I'm going to have to choose the human mage for this one.

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>>23455089
Unexpectedly nice.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I properly punish a Kiki and what actions should I punish a kiki for?

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>>23456922
Spill coke on the table and she's not allowed to clean it.

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>>23455966
i hope this centipede gets the real version

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>>23455523
Do you like prostate massages? You will now.

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>>23456922
>proper punishment
Dress her as a princess, bind her to the point of helplessness, and cater to her every need. If she's been extra naughty, spoil her without her permission.
>for what actions
Working on Saturdays.

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>>23455617
>tweet says avoid close contact
heh

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>>23457044
meant to quote >>23455523

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>>23456576
>human
Not anymore

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>>23456922
Cardboard-tube whacks. Not the heavy, thick kind, like for aluminum foil or saran wrap- I'm not a fucking sadist. The long, cheap, thin ones that come in the middle of walmart-tier gift-wrapping paper.
>why
For working on Sundays; for using the wrong kind of soap on the good cast-iron; for staying up all night scrubbing the kitchen range instead of sleeping; for being a naughty kiki who gets off on corporeal punishment

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[Anonymous No.]

I want ant-eater girl to make her tongue come out of all of my holes at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay to make tea for yourself in the microwave if your Kiki is busy and you don't want to bother her?

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>>23457307
Making tea in a micro sounds like a criminal act.

[Anonymous No.]

What should I do if my wife's boyfriend says I'm not allowed to have sex with her anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457307
At least use a kettle like a civilized human being.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyarulim

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>>23457307
The Kiki would rape you as punishment for doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457307
No. It's never okay to make tea in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23450926
Resting in my Apophis Waifu's coils in the sun With my dick in her vag

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>>23457360
Does she keep biting you so that you stay hard for hours?

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>>23455750
I wonder what she would do in a scenario where the kingdom is invaded and destroyed by another human nation and where her knight husband/boytoy is on the frontlines. Maybe this is when she finally enters the world stage and becomes an active player.

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>>23457372
Biters get the ball gag.

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>>23457332
That's not how breasts work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457307
You... what now, anon? Could you run that one by me again, I must have misheard~!

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>>23457428
Its mana, anon ain't gotta explain shit

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>>23457332
is perfect for thighjob

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>>23457372
Nope, she just keeps it in the vag

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>>23457543
It's the opposite of what's expected, so it's really just topsy-turvy Wonderland logic?

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>>23457405
It’s an expression of love and passion! Pulse your wife gets to show off to all the marks she leaves on you to the other girls.

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>>23457613
Tea is eternal

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>>23457626
Biting is an animal thing to do. She will be treated as one until she learns to craft like a sapient being would.

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>>23457613
Tea is the one thing they're consistent with.

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>>23457613
Don't get cute with me, anon

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>>23457703
Fat hatter ass is a good way to shut somebody up

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>>23457665
Be carful anon, if you deprive her too much she might get the idea to treat you like an animal as well, and then you’ll both be wild together!

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>>23456480
How about you write about a metaphysical entity of plague manifesting herself and falling for a guy through some odd confluence of events?

[Anonymous No.]

What modern thing do you most want to introduce to monster girls?

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>>23457747
Despite all the memes I think the maids would be fascinated by a roomba.

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>>23457714
How positively right you are! A common way for my Dear Wife to get me to give her some silence!

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>>23457747
Something traumatizing for sure

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>>23457747
BLACKED.com

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>>23457832
Face deep in fat mamono ass is the life

[Anonymous No.]

Repeat after me:
Not all bunnies are lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457907
A man of culture!

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>>23457916
Why would I lie on the internet?

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>>23457543
Y'know, when you think about it, matcha is basically just "instant tea."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457747
Net guns

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>>23457916
But you posted a donkey

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>>23457916
Some bunnies can pretend to not be lewd

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>>23457916
Oh really now?

[Anonymous No.]

I loves jinkos!

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>>23456480
a butler boy and his shog solve practical problems around their mistress's mansion

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>>23457747
I'd want to show all the Apophis, Lilim, and Ancient Evils the horror that is fast-food addictions

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>>23457982
That's a platonic smile I can trust!

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>>23457731
Venom shouldn't be wasted through barbaric methods. It should be concocted for use in beverages and drugs.

In fact, most monster girls should be gagged until they learn to develop inhibitions, including not-so obvious ones. You'd think fox girls would be civilized folks, but you never know if any of them are kumihos. Even the gentle inari need to learn that just because they see tofu doesn't mean they can just snatch it up and eat it.

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>>23457994
>local ancient evil not so smug after discovering burg

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>>23457428
Then how do they work?

[Anonymous No.]

I think the previous image had too much crotch fluid to count as SFW, so here's a replacement.
>>23457731
Venom shouldn't be wasted through barbaric methods. It should be concocted for use in beverages and drugs.

In fact, most monster girls should be gagged until they learn to develop inhibitions, including not-so obvious ones. You'd think fox girls would be civilized folks, but you never know if any of them are kumihos. Even the gentle inari need to learn that just because they see tofu doesn't mean they can just snatch it up and eat it.

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>>23456922
I can't stand chastity belt stuff because of how unsanitary they are

[Anonymous No.]

you guys like Cynthia from pokemon?
you guys like Anubis?
what if Anubis Cynthia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458046
Like magnets

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>>23458051
That last image was really hot though.

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>>23458077
I had second thoughts about it being kosher, but here's the archived post.
>>/jp/thread/S23450842#p23458018

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>>23457994
>Apophis boss fails to conquer Pharaoh's kingdom
>Take her to your favorite burg joint to cheer her up
>She now wants to start her own fast food empire

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>>23458099
I already saved it, but thanks anyway.

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>>23456480
>Any suggestions/recommendations?
Yup. KYS.

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>>23456480
Mindflayer therapy sessions.

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>>23457747
I wanna introduce salamanders to fighting games. Imagine, every time you lose you strip, and the loser has to do a private show for the winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arNXXuIcqc

[Anonymous No.]

Sooooo
Do pharaohs keep memories of their lives before death? Does my wife have memories of being Ammon IV, the unifier? Does she remember being a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458113
Kunoichi Yandere Succubus

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>>23458113
ok, i will kiss my shog right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457747
I want to introduce my Anubis wife to Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458139
I think they would have memories similar to male skeletons, either being vague or distorted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458139
They'd probably remember that they're royalty but nothing beyond that. Also millennia of pent up lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457991
Butler and Shog couple is something I've really wanted to see

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>>23458139
It's probably like Skeletons.
>Skeletons (encyclopedia I – p.164), which are bones reanimated by demonic energy. They can also be born from the bones of a male, and retain memories from when they used to be male, but they get distorted in the following manner: they will believe “they used to be a woman when they were alive”, and that the man who was their best friend when they were alive “used to be their lover.”

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would place me in their laps and give me a good spanking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458178
Would a female Pharaoh have her memories intact?

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>>23458194
Imagine a momster reaction to her son having an erection during a spanking session.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alright honey, it's time for your daily ball emptying

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457942
It's part of my "pharaoh worshipping routine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458263
>honey
"master" is more in-character I guess. Either way I am very weak to dom shog.

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>>23458273
Splendid! Its only fitting that fine Ladies of Nobility have a loyal dedicated servant to seat their sensual backsides upon! And from one face-throne to another, I must say it's actually quite comfortable, wouldn't you agree?

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>>23458222
>"Score!"

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>>23458051
gagging wolves is wrong, they have to be free to awooo during sex, it's very important to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458222
From that day, the punishment is NOT getting a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458295
Shogs and Kikis being ultra sweet and cute subs in the daytime, becoming smug and seductive doms at night, but being really lovey dovey the whole time is magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458263
>Daily
Bad maid, at least 3 times per day or she's not getting any praise.

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>>23458316
Awooing is very inconsiderate for sleeping neighbors. Soundproofing is an option, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>23458263
>"You got it love! I'll go pick me an onahole, and you call Tyrone!"

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you like Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

umm, hellhounds are good girls actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458348
I am a bit of a sub, but this sounds perfect. Good stuff

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>>23458368
But they have to KNOW anon!

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>>23458359
For a dom daily is already pretty spoiling.

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>>23458394
And they're annoyed by it. There's a reason why certain cities have Awooing fines. Either she moves to another place that tolerates it, gets some soundproofing, or muzzles herself.

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>>23458301
>I must say it's actually quite comfortable, wouldn't you agree?
Heaven is what I call it. Though that doesn't mean I neglect the other parts in the worshipping of the desert goddess

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>>23458194
I think it's a toss-up between Kakuen and regular Demon.
I personally would like to swap roles with a Troll and get spanked by her.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire cat, but she's a mahou shoujo

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>>23458372
anon why

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>>23458437
>Mew Prism Power!

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>>23458427
The neighbors are just jealous of how much fun she's having, maybe they should have sex with their own husbands instead of stopping wolfs for enjoying her's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458427
I love youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458382
I'll marry the first dragon to show itself.

[Anonymous No.]

Do beastmen like ear scratches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23457220
Gotta say jabberfag, these commissions are getting a bit odd. Everything alright bro? You want a soda or somethin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458146
>Kunoichi wants to protect you from everybody
They make for surprisingly cute yanderes.

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>>23458429
Quite right! Even if we would desire to spend our entire days in such a heavenly position of servitude, a servant must never rest in properly pampering and proclaiming the perfection of their pedigree'd patrician all over their perfect bodies!

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>>23458464
That's exactly what some of them are trying to do, but the awooing makes them skittish or annoys them.

>>23458469
ehrrr really likes Momiji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458485
That's not jabberfag, it's giantessfag

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>>23457747
The US nuclear stockpile. I can't help but think the demon lord would have a full on existential crisis if she knew this is what we were packing in our collective pants.

Can you just imagine the look of horror on her face when she finds out it was actually used? Twice?

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>>23458437
Cheshire cat, but I begged her to cosplay as a mahou shoujo

[Anonymous No.]

I demand one of these as a stimulus payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458448
I love my Shog wife and want the best for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458503
>a servant must never rest
some normal cuddling is nice though
You are right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458557
>pic
my first act would be to get those boots off of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458607
You do you crazy guy

[Anonymous No.]

a raiju wife, jabberwock wife, 2 raiju daughterus, a jabberwock daughteru, and a noble husband(you), are all have fun family sex together before bed.

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>>23458387
They are bad, which makes them good.

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>>23456480
>I'm almost half tempted
This phrase means there is no chance of you actually doing whatever is stated; there isn't even a defined wish to ponder over in the first place. If that's your level of language comprehension, you probably shouldn't give in to your "almost" "half-temptation".

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>>23456480
Have at it weeb -- Chaos girls don't get enough love anyway. Mindflayers and Nachos must be lonely as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458628
True, anon! Sometimes worship shifts into nice normal cuddling as well, or the other way around! All is good in the service of the nobility!

[Anonymous No.]

>"What's the matter? Hop in. There's room enough for two."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458846
The water's fine until she uses the slime core as a ballgag and sensory deprives you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458878
There's no water in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458846
Mind if I dump in some corn starch and Jlube first?

[Anonymous No.]

I love big pale loli butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458942
what do you like about them, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459061
I love how they are made for taking big black cock.

[Anonymous No.]

lean back, chill, eat some melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458942
Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for black cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little black cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple hymen gates pussy swallowing that black steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking ebony mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her adolescent little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick black mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure undead womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming ape spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like hips birth a half black child, forever staking the black man’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459114
I kiss her tummi

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>>23459089
i hope a dumb white kid like yourself gets gangraped by big black hellhounds, all of them gets pregnant, forces you to raise them, get raped by your children when they're all 10 years old, and live in the hellhound ghettos, deep in the city, where you'll continue getting gangraped and filmed getting forced to cum inside them in an alley while shitty rap music is blasting at 100%, watch hellhounds fight each other, rob stores and white humans, and rape the policemen when they're found on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459171
I'm not white. I'm an Amerimutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459114
Soldier beetles are cuties! I want a lancer version to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you squished your cat anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459240
Always

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459240
She'll teleport behind you and pinch your cheeks back

>Mine are softer so I win nyahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459293
Of course her's are softer.
She's pudgier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459310
Hers.

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC ever given some canon information on the ability to build musculature of monster girls? I know that mamono mana can shape bodies, but I would like to know if there is anything specific regarding to muscles, specifically regarding the differences of muscular races (Minotaurs and Jinkos) and non muscular ones (everyone else).

If Hellhound was muscular and a martial artist she would be perfect to me. I would like to know if she could build the same musculature that a Jinko or Minotaur can build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459336
the answer is 'This fantasy ultimately exists in your own head for your own enjoyment, so pick the answer that makes you happy, you fucking knucklehead'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459336
If you like it it is possible. Muscle rape hounds are totally possible. I would recommend joing the wanpire as a legion slave. Easy way to get a muscled heckwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459336
The profile image is a picture of an individual who may be considered the average of her species, pretty much every monster can come in every body type unless otherwise stated. Also her body will be shaped to your preferences by mamomana anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459377
>joing the wanpire
Who?

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>>23459383
I know, but I am thinking that if the average Jinko is muscled as fuck and the average Hellhound is not. Doesn't this mean that even with mamono mana taken in count, ultimately Jinko has more muscle building capacity than the Hellhound married to a muscle slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459336
What >>23459383 said, so if you have really specific tastes, you could end up with something like 7ft tall muscular Dormouse or with a Minotaur belonging to Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyk36C9vVNc
All fun and games till she starts grinding her tail on her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459414
An empire of dog girls. Their mighty legions used to dominate (sexually) the lower species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459434
I wonder how the Hellhound would react when she finds that since she began to fuck her husband, she started to get super ripped and even taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459465
Is this MGE canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459420
>capacity
As far as limits go, there... really aren't any.
For any species, given that they put their minds to it. It may make them an incredible outlier, but it can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459479
Nah, it's just a thread idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459467
Stop I can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459467
Hellhounds would love it, it makes them even better at dominating and protecting their husbands. The better question is what if this happened to a smaller monster like Ratatoskr, or submissive one like Umi Osho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459452
>grinding her tail on her teeth
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459061
Beautiful to look at, bare or in lacy panties
Looks proportionally big and erotic on a loli body, but still cute handfuls of soft, smooth and supple undead meat
Great to caress, cup, grope, pinch, spread and slap with warm hands
Doing her from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQjuOL1fw_0

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459153
Write a story

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>>23459543
>Hellhounds would love it, it makes them even better at dominating and protecting their husbands

You think they would force their husbands to lick their abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459452
It's all fun and games until the undeads start to dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgQ8sa0HPtQ&
They are also possibly drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459608
>You think they would force their husbands to lick their abs?
You think they would need force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459608
Of course not, in this situation he'd have wanted it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459634
>You think they would need force?

Its sexier that way. You get to feel her muscles all over you as she wrassles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458893
That's basically what she's made of

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the ghost ships, manned by every manner of menacing mamono, and a graceful Wight at the bridge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
Ah, to ply the seas as a Viking/pirate and come across rival, themed monster girl ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459649
It defeats the purpose when you don't resist because you're too eager to lick the abs.

[Anonymous No.]

It is a man's gods given right to lick abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
>shipwrecked anon got picked up by a ghost ship
>[angry Sea Bishop noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459649
>ywn have you face forcefully rubbed into a hellhounds abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
I think I’ll ignore your advice, being forcefully romanced by an undead corsair queen in the captain’s quarters sounds like a great time

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459452
Monster thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
And they are coming for your booty.
Both types of booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
We take our loot, but we don't get old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
I'd prefer the ship's tsukugokami spirit to it's crew

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459790
Who needs a boring sea bishop marriage when you can have a whole ship of monstergirls get drunk and have a bawdy night on the rocking seas for a marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23455550
Yeti-san is a bad influence on these Frostbite girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
The cursed ship, the Merry Duchess! Bane of cabin boys everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

The Most High Holy Church of the order would like to remind the citizens of our fair city not to listen to any subversive lies and rumors.

Any talk of "enormous cities of rat women" underground or of people being kidnapped in the night is not to be believed and any persons perpetuating such lies must be reported at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459467
Dont do it, Hellhounds with muscles are more than you can handle. Big muscles and size, equals big rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459891
Ruin hellhound abs with pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459114
I’m gonna need a lot of watermelon for when we have at least 20 daughterus. I might just take up farming on the side to keep up with all the demands for fruit from my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459888
>"enormous cities of rat women"
I’d wish you would stop talking about my house like that. Yes, I had to add a third and fourth floor to it so my daughters could all have a room, but it’s not as big as a city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459888
I bet the high priestesses of the city's holy church are all rat girls in magical disguise. I want to investigate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23459712
>tfw no pirate MGs who start a war with the crown just because of you

[Anonymous No.]

So where do the husbands of mummies sleep? Do pyramids have quarters for husbands, or are they forced to share a padded coffin with their wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460160
>Man-thi...I mean Anon you are being silly. There's no rat-rats in the city! Now let us pray pray to the Great Horny Ra...I mean the Chief God God!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460195
>Cramped coffin sex
Hot.

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>>23460199
Rat nuns are good girls who deserve all the cheese and headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

New wife pic. Yeah I know it’s after Easter but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460218
I bet it is hot, trapped in a stuffy coffin with some 3000 year old corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

Are adventure guilds in monster controlled areas just filled with lizard girls and other combat-type monster and they're just waiting for people to come with even the slightest issue so they can go and fix it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460249
>accidentally walk into the adventurer's guild when trying to find the carpenter's guild to fix a leaky roof
>aren't allowed to leave without a cursed sword, lizardman and valkyrie party who are contract-bound to solve any problem
>adventurer party has to figure out a new tactic to fix the roof every week, never works

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>>23460249
>human woman goes into the adventure guild
>”Please help! My farm is being raided by bandits!”
>can’t help you there sister...
>meanwhile some young shota comes in crying about he can’t find his mommy
>everyone in the guild goes out to help him

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460227
Nice anon. I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460227
That's great
nice snowmounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460278
>"But please! I am so afraid they may take my son and..."
>"Well stay there all night if we have to!"

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some good hinezumi pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460227
A real blue bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460199
>one fanatic investigator Anon who won't stop at trying to find out the truth vs a whole underempire of rat women
He is just lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460316
>spoiler
Aren’t we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460293
Nice to know someone else appreciates the fire rodents

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460195
They would probably set up houses or something outside the pyramid for them to live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Soooooo~, Anon, tell me how deeply you're in debt again?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23450847
I need some help, what are some great ways of bullying a short MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460342
Why does she have a sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460368
Because her fists are too strong for you and she wants to give you a fighting chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460354
Why is the tail green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460368
She's probably not a good fighter

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru ochimusha with beach blonde hair and cute phone charms on their swords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460354
30 dollars medical, 50 dollars bank, 7000 to my former college and probably 10000 to other student loans

[Anonymous No.]

Do you do family bonding with your daughterfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460430
Play mario party and ruin said bonding with boos and star exchanges

[Anonymous No.]

Does Wurm milk taste good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460430
Do you mean traditional family bonding, or KDF-style family bonding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460218
Being stuck in an tinyspace with an insatiable sex machine is my personal version of a fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460376
Grass stains

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>>23460470
I don’t know. But now I wanna try some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460422
I would not turst them around Young Master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460430
I have a family game board passed down my family that we'd play

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460470
It's very good but temporarily drains your intelligence and wisdom so be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
How do wurms get the scales on their nipple to retract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460533
They don't know, it sort of just happens as far as they know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
>-2 INT
>-3 WIS
>+5 STR
It's the Barbarian's drink of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460539
Stock up on haku milk to partially counteract the int and wis drain but keep the str bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
Remember.
Big wurm strength means they have no issues with huge wurm titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
What about Hellhound's milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460539
>Dear Wife's Tea (Dear Husband ONLY!)
>-50 SAN
>+2 CHA
>+23 CM

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
I feel like wurm milk would boost all stats if anything. I mean they are canon top tier moms

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampirs are cuties and have nice ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460521
>Intelligence and wisdom drain
Scary, just be happy that she won't use her freakish strength to force feed it to you or anything, ha ha.

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>>23460571
>>23460539
>>23460521
The Dairy Detonator
>One shot Wurm Milk
>One shot Ushi Oni Milk
>One shot Hellhound Milk
>One shot Dragon Milk
And one cup of Kiki and Haku Milk respectively to stay sane enough to not hurt teammates

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460600
>Hellhound's milk
>+4 STR
>-3 WIS
>+33 LUST
>Improved social interactions with Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460637
Bottoms up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460637
That just seems like a good amount of the buffs and nerfs would cancel the benefits out

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460470
Not as good as Angel Milk, which can revive you from K.O. and removes any permanent debuffs you might have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460600
What about Jinko milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460660
Kiki and Haku milk dont weaken you

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>>23460354
>"Not as deep as I'll be in you in a few minutes."
Probably wouldn't work, but she already seems interested so what is there to lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460646
I'm going to go into the worst dive bar I can find and order a giant glass of it to see how the patrons react.

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>>23460637
>>23460660
>Wurm milk lowers you WIS and INT, raises STR
>Ushi-Oni milk lowers INT, raises STR and CON
>Hellhound milk lowers WIS and raises STR
>Dragon milk raises STR and INT, lowers WIS
You become extremely gullible and kinda dumb but you're sheer physical strength probably means you could out wrestle any of the girls one-on-one

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>>23460670
I bet it's impossible to drink kiki milk without saying "Ahhh!" out loud with satisfaction and feeling like you accomplished a job well done. Meanwhile, Haku milk refreshes your mind as as though you slept on a problem and suddenly came up with a solution.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet milk gives +5% magic, but good luck getting some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460600
Ever drank the milk that’s left after eating some Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna take a haughty rich monster to a small local hole in the wall diner

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460685
>+5% magic
Sounds terrible for such a rare ingredient why would anyone want some? Just go get Dark Mage milk or Lich milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460691
>initially disgusted
>gradually warms up to it
>"So this is what commoner life is like. It's…nice…"
Rich girls giving up the life of luxury for the simple pleasures of commoner life is comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I've defeated the ancient evil vampire and freed the land from her grip now what other endgame content is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460681
You missed the full cup of Haku Milk!

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>>23460705
Because those only give flat bonuses, baphomet milk gets more powerful as you get more powerful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460121
>breeding ratwomen
>Adding levels to your home and not sub levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460705
>Lich yogurt
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to IMAGINE life with waifu
>Can't visualize for shit
How do you guys do it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my onee-chan lots of hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
git gud honestly I don't know how to describe it besides going through your normal routine and imagining how she would change it and going from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
Just think, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
Do you already have a waifu? I just imagine things that she'd be likely to do, whether it's something normal for her species or something she personally likes to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster can cook the best mac n cheese. This is a big issue for me in picking a monster waifu

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>>23460342
Is she wasnt of those "I only date warriors" type she would be among my top waifus. I have a hardcore fetish for female martial artist, its a shame she is one of those. I was very hyped when the untranslated profile came out.

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>>23460776
Try this:
>Imagine your waifu, focus on her face
>She kisses you, how do you feel?
>Is the kiss soft and timid, or hot and aggressive?
>Does she use her tongue? If she does, try to imagine the feeling of her saliva and movements of her tongue.
Keep visualizing small things like this, and you will get better over time.

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>>23460685
The best kind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
https://youtu.be/pifQm3IZ1tc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460789
Fat squirrel. Would give her some big nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460799
Probably a mouse. She'll know the perfect combination of cheeses that make the best sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460789
Officer Fatsacks!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most common reason for arrest in mg cities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460799
>Lich would use science to find the best mac to cheese ratio, but it may take a lot of testing to get there
>A dark mage would just make minute mac & cheese, and use magic to make it taste better

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
Headpat and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
For boys it's being cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460876
Good thing I'm ugly and not cute at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460354
i'm not in any debt, except maybe some spiritual debts to my parents or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
Carrying a concealed "weapon" without a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
I wonder what happens when I ask for her badge number so I can report her for groping me to her superiors

[Anonymous No.]

Does MGE have a sun god? What benefits do they give to their followers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460905
Oh no! The Pupper Police!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460884
>“Yea, yea, tell it to the judge handsome!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460927
>Does MGE have a sun god?
I would think so, I think they're mentioned in the Pharaoh's profile.
>What benefits do they give to their followers?
Their pussy juice becomes a good source of vitamin D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460927
The sun god is from the ancient desert kingdom. The Pharaohs are the embodiment of their power and Genies were created by them as a gift to the ancient kings. I don't think it's known if they are still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460931
I read that as "Paper Police." Origami monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
Being single in a ‘no singles zone’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460943
Funny, because vitamin D also causes their pussy juice to flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
Being in crippling debt to a smug Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460952
>tfw origami is just the Kama Sutra for Ittan-Momens

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460952
>Origami monster girls?
No way to escape them you lock your door and she unfolds and slips through the crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460933
>Your Honor, last time I asked a woman out, she told me that if I was the last living man on Earth, she'd turn lesbian. I have not had been more successful in my previous attempts, therefore I am obviously not attractive.
If this doesn't convince the judge, then I hope my attorney is not going to sabotage me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460957
Is that worse than going to the movies alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460957
>theater has a no singles policy
>recruit your dhampir childhood friend to pose as a regular couple so you can get in
>platonically enjoy your movie without any long term consequences to this at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460998
>>23460991
Roberta please let me in to the movies I dont wanna go to the popcorn mines

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460991
Ironically, pirating the movie will be less troublesome in terms of law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460943
>Their pussy juice becomes a good source of vitamin D.
Praising the sun turns their pussy juice into estus

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460998
I wonder if she would watch rom coms with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460977
Enjoy paper cuts on your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460984
That is only going to cause the judge to out the human girl that told you that unless arrest. As for you, you will be remanded to a Mofu Rehabilitation Clinic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23458113
Tried that on about three occasions now, so kudos for imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460957
>Being single in a ‘no singles zone’.

>standing at the train station hoping to get to work on time
>an Elf cop walks up to you and starts writing you a ticket
>you ask what it’s for
>Being single in a no singles zone
>wait, when did that become a thing?
>about twenty seconds ago as she points to a Hellhound and Ant Arachne putting in a new sign that reads; “No Singles Zone. Anyone caught being single would be subject to fin or forced marriage.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461101
Rape elf and make wife. She deserves it for being so smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460354
Only have $400 of credit card debt by purchasing a AR-15. Nothing to bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Ideas for physical exercise in Mamono world #5822:
Run into a harpy's nest buck naked, try to make it out untouched.
Jubjub nest if you want to test your willpower too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461101
Ask the elf for help in finding a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460927
>Does MGE have a Sun God
Quetzacoatl
>What blessings
A love for Lucha Libre and a zest for life. That and pissing off Italians, which is a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461187
Wasn't his sphere more of wind/rain?
Huitzilopochtli took his shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461101
Is the Hellhound single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461146
That just sounds like a Jackass show set in the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461222
Quetzacoatl is also a Sun God. Huitzipoctli is a God of War and the Sun, but Quetzcoatl is considered to be the literal sun that watches over mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461101
Assert dominance by writing the elf a ticket for being single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461233
No, they are pack animals.

[Anonymous No.]

A tanuki enacts an elaborate scheme to make anon fall into debts and making sure she was the only one that could bail him out. Then out of nowhere a dragon paid his debts and took him as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461101
Damn, this sucks, I have to pay the fine now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461250
I am performing a citizens arrest on your officer because you are also single in this zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461261
Tanuki cripples a Jesuit missionary with financial torture. Like Silence, but with money dom.

[Anonymous No.]

Rabbits sure are fertile anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461384
I'd be interested in seeing what a Prinny monster girl would look like, and I don't mean Fuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a bad idea to introduce yourself as mayfly to a timid and absolutely not smug elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461424
Basically a Selkie styled penguin ghost who explodes literally with love for you.

[Anonymous No.]

People always talk about making a smug elf a cocksleeve.
But how do I make a timid not smug elf into a smug rude elf?

[Anonymous No.]

Do penguin harpies hate not being able to fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460757
You pick up and play with/headpat the DLC (Daughteru Loaded Content) that comes out every few decades. That and there's a whole bunch of endgame exploration to do I suggest returning to the starting town just to see which NPC's turn out to be secret vampire agents it's pretty fun. Then there's the convincing the stepmother questline too. I mean it's kind of easy but they put up a good show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461593
Okay listen buddy, while penguin harpies may not be able to fly, they make excellent mothers. Hell, they'll probably make you wear a papoose sling to carry your egg. Just so your daughteru knows papa loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
can you remember what things look like? now 'remember' what something you've never seen looks like. BOOM, visualization. people over complicate this shit. clarity and level of detail will increase with practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461616
>they'll probably make you wear a papoose sling to carry your egg.
Sounds fun I bet she has her friend's husbands come over so the fathers can huddle with their eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461384
are you implying you're gonna rape that bird, little girl
that's not very kosher

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461545
>how do I make a timid not smug elf into a smug rude elf?
You have to praise her and offer to be her throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460776
Drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing the wife with our daughter just makes me want to make more daughters with the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461694
>439 years old
Fucking hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461694
>439 years old
This is what happens when CC vamps go without a human bloodbag for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a haughty dragon watch hours of MERED.com videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461694
V I R G I N

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461712
Let's be real, anon. If she still looks that young at 439 she's probably never so much as sniffed a man before. She couldn't catch a bloodbag to save her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your part members/harem start talking about how love powers their super moves.
>You suddenly start seeing them busting out ultimate attacks with silly names.
>Then they all start wondering about why you don't have one and how maybe it'll be bust out when they're in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, so the artist of my most recent commission said they’d be fine with me coloring it and adding some things. Here it is, Kobold daughteru livestream in color.

https://imgbox.com/g/3tnsCfQIN1

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461855
So you're saying that if she found a man, she'd age up to a high class mature vamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
You did that? That’s surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
You’re a drawfag now too?

[Anonymous No.]

>be dungeoneering by yourself
>get attacked by a giant, 8ft suit of armor
>quickly discover it's being moved by a slime girl inside who has so much mass she's spilling out of the cracks and holes in the armor
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461995
I don’t consider myself one as all this really is is halfway decent photoshop skills and I can’t actually make lines on my own, but I did have a lot of fun doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone doing this now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
holy shit KDF, we’ll done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462007
Call her fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462007
She's thick and needs to be upgraded it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462039
I don't think that's a good thing to say to a hulking mass of metal and slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
>aogami
I have a bad feeling about where your taste in artists is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462074
>is going

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462074
>going
Anon, think about who we're dealing with here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462074
I’ve been following them for years anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461616
Emperor penguin mothers have also been known for the way they "adopt" stray chicks

>be shota
>wurm momster takes you clothes shopping for the back to school deals
>ask why the older girls are picking out tiny clothes
>apparently I'll find out when I'm older
>after trying on a few sets of dumb, dorky clothes momster picked out, I decide to try and find something different
>run over the t shirts
>find awesome paladin rangers shirt
>go to show momster
>momster is no longer by the booths
>don't panic
>panic a lot
>look around the aisles for her
>find a nother lady
>ask if she has seen momster
>she turns to face me only to stare me down
>I probably bothered her
>"sorry, guess I'll look elsewhere..."
>then she let's out a loud squawk(?)
"ARAARA!"
>wat
>then comes another from a different aisle
"ARA?"
>soon you see more ladies that look similar to the first run towards you
"ARAARARARA!"
>fookinlegitm8.jpg
>duck and weave between the shirt/jacket stands as to avoid the flightless wrath
"ARARARARARARARA"
"ARARARARARARARARA!"
>they're everywhere!
>somehow getting through the broody chaos, I circle back around to the booths
>quickly get in one and lock the door
>finally have time to breathe
>not for long as I notice one of them tries to open the door
"Cmon out, it'll be okay!"
>just keep silent hoping she thinks she got the wrong booth
>hear her walk away
>then she suddenly runs then jumps on top of the door
>notice this one looks oddly different
>then notice its just a fox
>old fox with hair and tails that are poorly dyed black and white
"Want some tof-fish, I - I meant fish!
>before she has a chance to pounce, I hear momsters voice
"Anon?!"
>I quickly call back
>almost immediately, momster busts through the booth wall
>momster sees hag fox
>hag fox tries to back away only to be thrown across the store by momster
>immediately hug momster
>quickly blubber out how I couldn't find her
>turns out she was in one of the booths
>she was trying on something she saw
>after the reunion, momster decides to pick me up and book it before store employees see the damage
>not before she gets me the paladin rangers shirt

Moral of the story? There really isn't one other than what I said before with emperor penguins being really into motherhood. Wurms are still best and original momsters, though

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I ask for chocolate milk at an MG dive bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
LavenderArgyle is my spirit animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462124
Damn desperate, thirsty old foxes and their shota lust. Would drink a shota potion and let myself get taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462070
Do it anyways. Then tell all the 'yo mamma so fat' jokes I know with her as the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462129
>timid holst shuffles out from the back
>pours some chocolate syrup over her nipples and offers them up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462163
>and so, anon had his pelvis ground to dust as he was repeatedly milked dry by big slime in armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462007
Join her in the armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462190
But anon, there's not even enough room for her in the armor.

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>>23462172
You know how you just suddenly get hit by existential thoughts? Like a kind of microcrisis?

I just realised that without my waifu immediately hunting me down, if I were to drop into MGE it would literally just take a holst with chocolate syrup on her nipples for me to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462206
Its a survival Whore-er game out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462216
Realistically I'm just going to have to book it to the nearest graveyard/haunted mansion and hope for the best.

Maybe block my eyes and ears and scream lalalalala while running serpentine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462189
I keep telling the yo mamma jokes until the end, I never stop. I'll have the last laugh here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462216
I like Kikis, and other girls, but I think it would be cute if you invited a zombie in and the kiki tried to make her into a proper maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461545
Give her kids, if nothing else she’ll smug at her older, single, obnoxious sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462261
Zombie maids are terribly slow, but they’re trying their best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462236
>damn girl, you so fat I can't tell if you're trying to rape me or just inviting me for a swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462295
Just gives the tea a little bit more time to cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462295
Why not zombie kiki? Slow and cute and huggable but with 10/10 meido instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462313
>”Maaaaaastaaaaaaaahhh, waaaaarrrrrrmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462313
>Kiki who died before finding a mastah
That sounds like a great MG horror movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462216
>Its a survival Whore-er game out there!
Just wait until Wendi-chan gets a copy of Until Dawn for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462299
>You're so fat my dick is going to need solid rocket boosters to exceed your escape velocity

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462313
I'd feel bad if I saw her fixated on a tear in her uniform and quietly distressed about ripping it more while clumsily trying to fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462361
>not learning how to sew just to help your zombie Kiki when she tears her uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>Wight kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462390
Does it bother a kiki when masters do maidwork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462411
Probably not. After all she studies your hobbies just so you can talk to her, or she can clean or organise appropriately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462030
Doing what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462411
>"Master, if you do all of my chores, what am I to do?"
>cut to kiki passed out, face down on the bed as her Master's semen slowly flows out of her well fucked pussy
>she twitches every time one of her eggs get fertilized by his seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462007
Flamethrower time

[Anonymous No.]

Through magic, perfection of substance

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462728
Don't use a flamethrower, just throw an Ignis at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462768
>"Go, Ignis! Use Flamethrower!"
>Ignis didn't listen
>Ignis used Rape on You

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462007
Spray coagulant at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Been a few years since I took calculus
>Decide to try my hand at it again
>Attempt to find the general derivative of the tetration function
>Only issue was I kept going after finding the answer to try to write the resulting function in capital pi notation, when it was clearly a recursive and not a series
Would Haku-sama be proud of me?

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>>23462852
I don't know what you're talking about so I'm sure she would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462816
Oh no, now she's thicc AND thick.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the randomizer hates me because at least half of the past ten rolls have been shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461956
Way hotter and more well done than I was expecting, and I already have high expectations of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462216
Is Charon still a thing because you’ve just been earmarked for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462858
You know how an exponent, or a power, is repeated multiplication, right? Like x^2 = x*x, x^3 = x*x*x, x^4 = x*x*x*x and so on. Tetration is something like this: x^^2 = x^x, x^^3 = x^(x^x), x^^4 = x^(x^(x^x)), and so on.
The derivative of a function is a function that gives the rate of change of that function at any given point. You can look at it as a sort of way of taking the slope of things more complex than a line. The general derivative of the power function x^a is ax^(a-1). That is to say, for any real value of a, ax^(a-1) will give the rate that x^a is changing at the point x on both functions.
So I tried to find the function that would do that for tetration.
The result was a bit weird, but I noticed a recursion in it - a point at which f(x) included f(x-1), essentially. This should've initially told me to just mark it as recursion and leave it, but I tried to express it in capital pi notation.
You're probably familiar with miniscule pi, the letter used to represent the constant 3.14159... that's heavily involved with circles and angles. Capital pi is used in a notation for taking a defined sequence of expressions in a given range and multiplying them all together.
I hope this helps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462070
I'm faster than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462988
I see, so it's like that! The answer is seventeen!

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>>23463020
You're only going to get a constant result when taking a differential if the input function is linear. If you want the answer to be 17, then f(x) = 17x + c, for any real c.
The answer I was looking for, and managed to get, was (x^^a)' = x^^a * [(x^^(a-1))' ln(x) + (x^^(a-1)/x)]; (x^^0)' = 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23462961
Hey thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463042
I don't have art of a horny Haku, you'll have to make do on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463062
My imagination is vivid, and my ideal Haku wouldn't likely have much - if any - art at all anyways. But thanks for the sentiment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463062

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463095
>that tiny bit of saliva
>those hips
>that tiny thigh curvature visible before the cloth
Excellent touches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463095
I want her to teach me how to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463128
>it just says "benis in vagoo"

[Anonymous No.]

>DE Infused Cursed Pet Play Set
>Designed for the covert monsterization of targets through fetish gear
>Comes as a 5 piece set: Tail plug, Collar, Ear Headband, and two paw gloves
>Available in multiple styles for many different beast-type monsters, including Hellhounds, Cheshires, and more
>When pieces are worn individually or partially, effects take place simulating their monster analog. e.g. Tail wags and reacts to emotion, paws are sensitive to touch and being touched, headband improves hear and pleasure received from headpats
>When all pieces are worn simultaneously, subject is transformed into the corresponding monster species, but is able to remove the equipment if desired, canceling the transformation
>If wearer orgasms while transformed, the transformation becomes permanent
>Currently, additional sets and species are being researched for development, such as lamia, centaur and mermaid families

[Anonymous No.]

Just an Automaton observing some penguins. Nothing out of the ordinary here. No siree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463165
I knew watching Penguin Highway with Automa-nee was a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463165
Those penguins are an accomplice to lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463142
Which set is the most expensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463182
N-no, they're just normal penguins. I swear there is absolutely no lewd stuff going on at all.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Hakus respond to the the class delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463195
Clamps and paddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463192
All are available at little to no charge do you a stipend for research and production from the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, what's this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
A pink bar of soap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
It's not mine I'm just holding it for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463230
What are you, an Alp studying your friend’s dick shape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
I genuinely don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
A pickle warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23461244
10/10 would put it on my DVR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463256
DVR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463247
Don't tell her that. She's gonna start stuffing pickles in it then ask you how long she has to wait for them to warm up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
It's a fairy simulator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463260
It's kind of like recording something with your VCR but digital

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463273
Ah. Never heard of that. Neat. Wouldn't have any use for it, but it makes sense that it exists.

[Anonymous No.]

You're Cursed armor and sword wives are pretty strong but who's the strongest?
What if swordfu hit your armorfu?
Would she chip or she scratch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463128
>H O M E W O R K

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>>23453633
yeah just one question, where the hell did you get an AEK-971S from?

[Anonymous No.]

Be cautious around momsters and onee-sans, Anons. You wouldn't want to get caught in their secret technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463303
It'd have no effect on me, other than making me cough up a storm. But they should know better than to go after me anyways - they're not my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463303
That's not a secret technique, she learned it from the bait doujin stack I left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460856
ASSault with a deadly weapon.
>>23463280
Fookin Zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463302
Nuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463318
I'm 24. I'm on the older age of zoomer if one at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463334
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIN ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
But what if her fairy friends find out and tell her the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463303
this but a rata and her cute tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463347
Calm down, Cheshire-chan. You don't need to blow your lungs out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
It's soap you nasty fucking animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463319
you'd reckon she has another one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463398
For a price...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463391
Why does it have "Fuck Club" carved into it?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me, or is the idea of a girl doing yuri things with a fleshlight I've cum inside really hot?
And do you think a pair of Liliraune would enjoy sharing that experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
That's a larval Chochin-Obake, Titania-san. There's a certain procedure to activating it and letting it mature into a full-fledged monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463413
For the lulz

[Anonymous No.]

If I get sent to a trial and Wurm ks assigned as my lawyer. Is it valid to request a Trial by Combat and have Wurm represent me? Now that would be a boss use for your Wurm lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463531
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463531
If I had a Wurm assigned to me, I'd just fuck the Rata reporting on the case before the Wurm could get to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463549
>extra extra
>anon charged with summary marriage to rata after raping her.
>wurm really sad as result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463531
>Your opening statements please?
>OPEN SESAME!
This was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463556
>she says with my dick in her ass and fingers spreading her cunny
Which, incidentally, is how a lot of her reporting will be done from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463561
Someone really needs to write a oneshot about lawyer Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463531
>Your honor, I request that this trial be changed into a Trial by Combat and to be represented by my lawyer in it.
>Very well, is she wins the lawyer shall keep you as her prize.
>Wait... what?! Okay, what if I just plead guilty?
>Then I am going to sentence to life without the possibility of parole under the guard's custody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463611
>Who is the guard?
>Her!
>..... Thats just my lawyer using armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463611
>>23463622
This is a kangaroo court! This is chicanery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463611
>>23463622
That's why you never go to court in Dragonia. The entire court system is just a way for single Wurms who aren't as fast as the Wurm Rangers to meet men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463637
>I'm not a kangaroo or a chicken, anon! I'm a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463641
Just ask to be judged by the queen herself, then make a comment about how she's the most beautiful woman you've ever laid eyes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463622
I would plea guilty just to be wrestled by the Wurm and feel her boobs over me as she arrests me.

[Anonymous No.]

At least I couldn't get sent to Dragonia court for not liking large breasts. And if I did, I'd hope the Sabbath would back my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463641
I know, thats why Im just going to subscribe to those wierd "adoption centers" for grown men. Free housing, food and I will be safe from those Wurms waiting for a nice Inari momster to adopt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463303
I desperately need this with a holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463686
They would, but you would just end up taken by a loli Dragon or whoever backs your case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463688
That'd be even worse for me. I'd rather take my chances with the Wurm lawyers than be adopted by a "momster". At the very least, I might be able to sneak off with some teenage Wyvern delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>fox momster is talking to one of the neighbors from the window
>her big, fluffy tails completely obscure you from view while you bang her from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463575
Sounds like a job for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463698
Oh the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463698
>taken by a loli Dragon
I don't know if it's the decade and a half of playing Fire Emblem or not, but I'm completely okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463688
As if you won't just get adopted by two wurm momsters

[Anonymous No.]

Given how monster girls have such superior genetics, physique and the mana boost. Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to work out with your waifu? She would already be getting fit on the first day, while you would still be a fatass or skinny guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
Lotion dispenser

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463722
Her mana would affect you too. You may not get fit as quickly as her, but you'll definitely do better than if you were by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463730
But what if she actually likes you fat ir skinny? Then her mana would keep you that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463722
Given MGE works on JRPG logic, I'd gain at least one point of HP, End, Str, Def, Dex, or Spd each time I work out. And after just a couple sessions of gaining stats, and changing into a proper physical class, I should have a nice level of muscle tone and definition. So that point is completely moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463722
It goes both ways, you should be worried about big mamono wanting you to stay their "soft cute human"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463718
Right looks dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463225
It's a nice salty treat for good girls. You just lick inside the hole. Nice and slowly. Once it's all empty, return it to me, and I'll refill it in a secret ritual tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463698
I'm gonna go and fight ALL the dragon wyrmlings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463718
How is it like to have a Wurm momster? Are they strict and demanding? Easy going and carefree? Over protective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463747
>It goes both ways
Yeah, only they don't really care what you look like most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463756
They can be one or the other, and if you have two, then you can have both. Either way, they'll definitely be over protective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463718
But I wanted a flying lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463781
The one on the left is a ryuu with a hair issue, don't bother her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463769
And I'm glad for that. I'm tired of humans saying "hurr hurr you need to eat a cheeseburger" or "hurr hurr, I'd strap you down and forcefeed you cheetos if I could", and other stupid bullshit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463787
Just eat a sandwich then, Slim.

But seriously, even if they don't really care enough for MAMONO MANA to cause any changes in general, I wonder if general preferences for a species might be apparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463611
>>23463622
CHECKED
Wurm does not like to fight. Armor and Weapons make give her sad thoughts
Litigation, Peace, Sex, and Family make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463575
>Step into the court room, sneering and eyeing off many of the locals waiting in their seats
>They all shoot you dirty looks, but as you stare them down one by one they turn away
>You revel in their helplessness, knowing as well as they do that this won't be able to put you away no matter how you harass store owners, cause property damage and act the hooligan you are.
>Your dad practically owns all their asses and could tell them to bend over and they'd like it.
>All thanks to that tanuki bitch he knocked up. Not that you'd dare call her that out loud. She's nice enough but deep down you're a little scared of her.
>CRACK
>Slithering in behind you is the goofy smiling source of your confidence, accidentally brushing past the corner of a pew and crushing it into tiny splinters
>"W-whoops! S-sorry!"
>You strut down to your seat before the judge while your lawyer bows and apologises profusely eventually catching up to you and damn near shattering her chair again as she pulls it out to sit down. As cool at you're feeling on the inside and as determined you are to ignore this moron's shenanigans you wince a little as the wood groans under her weight, each scale like the plating of a tank.
>Still blushing slightly, she adjusts her blazer, hard to do with those two enormous things pressing out against it, and shuffles her papers.
>You see at the top hand drawn crayon pictures of you and her holding hands with a floral "In defence of Mr. Anon."
>You roll your eyes and continue to ignore the stupid brute, endlessly thankful that she's not here for her wit. It is an endless mystery how your father found a wurm that actually passed law school.
>Instead, you direct your attentions towards sneering intimidatingly at the old foxhag across from you, stewing in her indignation, already aware of where this was all going, knowing that she was helpless, her lawyer already shaking his head.
>The judge, an utterly blank and emotionless automaton gestures to the fox
>"Lets hear your case."
>Blah blah blah, basically you broke some shit, who cares?
>"And he called me a dusty old unwanted hag!"
>"Well you are." You scoff, only to be interrupted
>"Anon! You shouldn't be so mean! She's a pretty fox lady and I'm sure she's not that old and single, right miss fox lady?"
>"Urk!..."
>"Whose side are you even on?"
>With a thud like a steam hammer, the gravel falls.
>"Order. Would the defendant make her case?"
>"Oh! That's me! Y-Yes. You see here. Basically." She lifts her glasses and puffs her chest out. "Anon is a good boy! He didn't do anything wrong, and if he did I'm sure he'd say sorry!"
>...
>The judge looks at you, deadpan, "Have you said sorry?"
>You roll your eyes, "Did I do anything wrong? Look, can we stop wasting time? I'm bored of this already. Lets go, come on, trial by combat and all that shit."
>The judge takes a second to process, looking to the human lawyer, "Do you have a champion?"
>He shakes his head, sweating.
>"You forfeit?"
>The foxhag balls her fists and looks to be on the verge of tears, but her lawyers simply nods his head.
>"Case dismissed via trial by combat, applicant forfeits, defendant is to be remanded to his champion's custody in accordance to the law, case dismissed."
>You weren't really concerned with the outcome but hearing "case dismissed" roll around in your mind is comforting. You turn to the foxhag and sneer at her.
>"Stupid bitc- wait.. what?"
>Just as the rest of the sentence begins to settle in you feel immense force pick you up
>"Yay! We won! That means we're married now! Let's fuck!"
>"W-what is this? Put me down moron! F-Father! FATHER!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463808
The way I see it is that they have preferences, but they don't let those preferences stop them from getting a man. Like "It'd be nice to have a muscular husband, but this skinny guy in front of me is cute, so I'll marry him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463622
What a cool wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>When you want to write but overthink everything
Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463837
Way I see it a dwarf won't turn down a babbyface lanklet, but she will prefer you to look more "Manly" You might find yourself shorter and sporting a beard sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463845
Just let it come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463756
>How is it like to have a Wurm momster
Comfy wurm coil every night. A lot doting I guess. Also a dom one would probably be very forceful when it comes to giving you wurm milk. Expect A LOT of close physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463808
I mean, I could see they fighty monsters making their husband more muscular, and the more motherly monsters making their husband more childlike, but that's about it for appearance changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463774
Imagine returning home to your Wurm momster with a bruise on your cheek, a female order knight slapped you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463928
Imagine helping your female Order knight friend escape an angry Wurm safely by granting her the power of a pslime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463928
Imagine returning home smelling like another girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463928
>wurm momster comes home later with the knight under her arm, tears in her eyes
>all the armor and clothing covering her butt has been stripped away, and her ass looks completely red, as if it's been thoroughly spanked
>"Now apologize to my son, young lady."
>she can barely get her apology out through her sniffling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463937
Now I am imaging a boy with a parasite slime pet/childhood friend. As in the actual slime without a carrier yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463937
>>23463948
>out of breath, the knight's friend finally catches up to the Wurm who suddenly seized her
>in between gasps of air he chastises the Wurm for carrying her off right after he monsterized her, and right as they were transitioning their friendship to something closer
>Slime Carrier knight slips out of the Wurm's arm after the slime has finally integrated with her enough to be able to make tendrils
>knight tells her friend that they can resume their spanking play when they get back home
>creates a slime platform to carry him, and lets him drink from one of her tendrils to replenish himself, as he leans his head against her shoulder
>the two are laughing about the whole situation within minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463983
This but with a cursed sword.
Are mge cursed swords even sentient before obtaining a host?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464067
Tsukumogami would fit the bill better.
>Yfw your great grandfather's old plush bear turns into your CC ara ara beargirl playmate/babysitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464089
I know MGE is fantasy, but do grandparents actually leave things behind for their grandchildren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464095
I'm so sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464099
For what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464067
>Young hero with a cursed sword(with no host)
>He is already an incubus by the time he leaves the starting village
The first boss is going to instantly lose to cock. Fucking pay to win bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464067
I want to become a master thief with the help of a street-smart, wise-cracking Cursed Knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464128
The only knife wife I'll acknowledge is Xal'atath-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464128
>not wanting a Yato wife who grows in power once each after you add a tsundere pineapple Barometz, a lobster Cancer, a tomato Alraune, and a stern-but-caring Bicorn to your harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464067
It'd be awkward if they were, they'd remember all those times you meticulously polished cleaned and treated it like your baby pride and joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463845
Write first without second thoughts, then edit it once you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464128
>No Galant Gladus
MISSED
OPPORTUNITY

[Anonymous No.]

It's not gay if your friend alps and then seduces you right? He's just gotta say "no homo bro" and it'll be all fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464229
>yfw all /mgt/ gets isekai'd and all the alpfags alp.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes, got not much else to say

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much of an "Oh fuck" thing it is to actually meet a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464279
I can't wait to marry my Ushi waifu then bully the alp'd alpfags with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23463913
>I could see they fighty monsters making their husband more muscular

Only those that specifically like strong men like Salamanders. Fighty girls like Jinkos and Minotaurs likely like their husbands weak and small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464306
I guess it depends on the lilim. For some of them, you probably feel their presence way before you see them. Hopefully I get "mindbroken" as soon as I see one and start humping her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460800
Actually, unlike Salamanders, Lizardmans and Baphomets. It is never stated Hinezumis have a preference for male fighters. Yes, most end up married to fighters, but its more out of situation than preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464306
If we go by Fallen brides, not that much really
Merse at the very least tells elt to run before she trys to fight but every battle encouner deruella has ends with the brave opponent going "mistakes have been made."
If we go by OC's its pretty much the same apart from Beast, who has played one too many Dynasty Warriors games and treats Selene like she's fucking LuBu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23464306
Fuck that I'm just hightailing it outta there pronto, ten billion percent not going near any high level demons

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I want to go on a heavy metal adventure.

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>>23464306
I'd do my best to mess up one's villain monologue. If I can fluster her first surely I'd make it out in one piece right?

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>>23464351
>Selene like she's fucking LuBu.
See, I read that as Selene fucking LuBu, then I remembered in the DW games Lu Lingqi has white hair and is as much of a shit wrecker as her dad.

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>>23464306
Demons should be bound.

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>>23464306
>She fundamentally only has interest in things that are either fun, or feel good
>She tries to paint over everything else with pleasure
LMAO all you have to do to beat her is gross and depress the ever loving shit out of her.
She'll go away and try to fap the pain away, but it will never work

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>>23464473
>fap
err, shlick?

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>>23464473
I might have a chance. I have lived long enough to see so many of my favorite franchises go down in flames.

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>>23464306
Mommy's girl

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>>23464396
Why the foxgirl?

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Give me your most evil, most smug, most dastardly foxes

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>>23464692

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Dullahans give excellent speeches

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>>23464692
Canines always give me fearboners

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>>23464743
just imagine those teeth nibbling on the nape of your neck, interspersed with searing hot kisses and breathy giggles

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>>23464692
It's the villain of the week!

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>>23464692

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>>23464464
I want my dom strict demon gf to be bound to me

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>>23464692
They will never be evil, smug or dastardly enough if they do not have little cat subordinates.

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>>23461593
They make up for it by being excellent swimmers.

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>>23464692
I need an ancient evil fox with big boobs so I can lose myself in her breastpussy while she is being all smug

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How long can you get away with licking a sleeping Hellhound's face?

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>>23465165
I feel they are pretty heavy sleepers when they actually are sleeping. She is going to smell you in the morning and deal with you then though. So snuggle and lick all you want while you can

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>>23464287
Unpopular opinion:
>Ryus and Shirohebis are better shrine maidens than foxes.

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>>23465317
But that is objectively correct. Foxes are better as CC Mofu Mafia anegos running hand massage parlors in seedy vice districts.

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>>23465317
Foxes commonly fall into the shrine maiden role but they're really just tricksters with godlike power and a tendency to be really good wives.

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>>23465165
>>23465232
>Hellhound-chan is actually a light sleeper but she enjoys anon licking her face so she just pretends to be asleep

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>>23465317
Correct. Foxes are untrustworthy.
>>23465439
False. Liars are terrible wives. But you are right about one thing: they are no goddesses.

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>>23465462
Whatever you say Ryu-sama.

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>>23465439
>trickster fox manages to step up to the plate and become the perfect trustworthy shrine maiden the locals need
>comes off as demure, innocent and kind in 99% of her interactions with the people
>cannot control herself around one young man, and her irreverent trickster self comes pouring out uncontrollably
It'd make for a cute dynamic.

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>>23465469
Have fun being a toy instead of a beloved husband.

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>>23465505
It's both

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I guess it's just a foxgirl day today boys.

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>No calm collected and responsible ranger captain elf GF, hair like rosewood silk, eyes glimmering with the green of dark, lush canopy
>Ywn be allowed to sit in on her briefings, ostensibly to learn her duties
>But really you just want to hold her hand under the table and watch her give her briefing while struggling to not smile or blush and remain stoic as she usually is for everyone else.

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Gazer Morning!

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>>23465714
This little Gazer will join me in my marathon of Don Bluth films.

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>>23464781
Stop that
Really, stop. Drawing blood from the neck has always scared me

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>>23465858
fuck yeah amercian tail

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>>23465912
that reminds me, how many land before time movies are there?

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>>23465946
Fourteen.

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>>23465317
Shirohebi’s are good girls that deserve to run their own shrines.

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>>23463303
Yeti moms using this technique in their crop top sweaters for easy hugs

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>>23456480
Both of the negative responses to you from yesterday were mine, I've got this bad habit of being an ass to random people over the internet when feeling like shit, don't take it seriously.

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>>23456480
Why a chaos girl? What would her personality be?

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>>23466129
>tfw no yeti momster who coaches you to become one of the greatest hockey players in all of Vancouver

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Lich that dresses up with goth clothes, Y/N?

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>>23466320
I assumed that's just how they dressed all the time.

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>>23458503
You're alright, hatterfag, you're alright.

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>>23466299
What do you mean what would their personality be? Are you unfamiliar with people generally calling Atlach-Nacha, Night Gaunts, Mindflayers, Wendigos, and Shoggoths chaos girls. They all have pretty defined personalities in the profiles. Not to mention a few of them are decently popular.

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>>23458432
With those big hands? Damn anon, you must be a regular masochist

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>>23466524
if you think those hands are big you should see her penis

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>>23466318
>Yeti momster proud of your first professional goal after all of her hard work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8av0dvYbE8

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>>23463611
>>23463622
I don't see a problem

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>>23463822
This little shit doesn't deserve a wurm.

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>>23467012
Deserve? Maybe. The community will tell when he's going around his old haunts apologising with his wurmwife in tow, and dedicating himself to community service.

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Monsters are made for snuggling late into the morning!

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>>23467101
And also for snuggling late at night!

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Which bapho would you prefer to have as a legitimate little sister?

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>>23467275
The only one plausibly younger than me is momonika so I guess she wins by default.

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Unmitigated tail access

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>>23465946
One.

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>>23467584
This is like Fuuka's fat thighs all over again!

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>>23460199
The council's thirteenth seat is always empty because the Horny Rat is usually humping her husband.

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>>23467683
But it's even fluffier, so it's better!

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>>23465858
>Don Bluth with Monster Girls
Going to make a Wurm cry like I did when Littlefoot's mom died

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>>23466226
No blood no foul.

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>>23467944
>pouty vampire noises

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>>23467949
>what do you mean I can't bite you today?

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>>23463984
Interesting family relationship.

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Smol wight demands you pick her up! And pat her head, as befits her noble station!

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>>23468121
Yes mistress, right away mistress. Alley-oop and all that.

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>>23468121
Wight-chan is everyone's idol!

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>>23468121
Small wights must be easy to pick up and carry around.

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>>23468154
The best idol! With the best backups!

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>>23468210
>I'm gonna drain you until you can't cum anymore

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>>23467584
I don't trust her...

So naturally, I'll bully her.

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>>23468230
Anon, where else are those claws meant to be, aside from in a man's chest?

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>>23468210
Ganbare Wight-chan! Lich and Banshee look like they're having fun!

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>>23460480
Why not both?

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>>23468121
I'm gonna become the protector of a Smol wight until she's big enough to rule!

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>>23468388
How do Undead grow?

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>>23468433
You have seen through my clever plan to be come her protector for the rest of time I see.

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>>23468433
With love.

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>>23468433
Frankensteining!

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>>23468433
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by Demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

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>>23468433
It just works

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>>23467584
Oh bother!

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White fur is the proof of superior blood!

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>>23468669
or maybe she is just so old she found it easier magic her hair white than maintain its normal red

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>>23468669
So yetis are the most noble of all monsters?

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>>23468669
Black fur matters!

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>>23468669
But what if I paint their fur white with my cum? Does that count?

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I fell asleep last night thinking about an Alice, and woke up this morning thinking about an Alice, an Ice Queen, and a Nekomata.

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>>23468971
Sounds like you had a tea party in your sleep.

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>>23468971
>>23469007
Tonight you should CHANGE PLACES

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I how I properly be a good role model for my ushi imouto? Do I get a meek monster girl waifu and "rape" her constantly?

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>>23469007
I did manage to, from what I remember of my dreams, induce a lewd-and-sweet dream of an Alice, at least!

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>>23468210
>>23468154
>Wight idol handshake event
>it's actually her using her claws to drain a little bit of her fans energy
>that alone feels so good they keep coming back for more

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>>23468742
meaty mofu

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wurms are only pretending to be stupid?.