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2350488 No.2350488 [Reply] [Original]

Post ITT if you're sick of /prog/ shite being posted on /jp/.

The ones I hate most are where whatever book the touhou in the image is reading has been photoshopped into Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, by Gerald Jay Sussman (some programming textbook).

>> No.2350498

What's the matter? Too DEEP for you?

>> No.2350501

I don't think you've read SICP, somehow.

>> No.2350505 [SPOILER] 
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2350505

Have you read your SICP today?

>> No.2350506

I like the SIPC whale hehe hes kinda cute

>> No.2350517

>>2350506
I like you now, Suigin.

>> No.2350524

/r/ing permanban for /prog/ threads in /jp/.

>> No.2350555
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2350555

I don't really mind them that much, especially when them involve Satori.

I sage them though.

>> No.2350581

My other car,
is a cdr.

ITT expert programmers.

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>>2350506

>> No.2352303

I'm sick of that black lizard, that purple book with the homoerotic cover, and that guy with the silly hat.

This is it, /prog/. SICP is over; it's read for good. We're ready to move on to a new textbook. You have been warned!!

>> No.2352308

>>2352303
HI ZUN-CHAN!!!! SAY HI TO ME DAMNIT!!

>> No.2352319

>>2350488
>(some programming textbook).

>(THE programming textbook).

there you go.

>> No.2352320

>>2352303

ZUN, you can never read the SICP enough.

>> No.2352324

Only shit posters hate the /prog/.

>> No.2352328

China's going to rule the world soon anyway, so none of this shit matters.

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2352341

Would you prefer Touhou Danmaku 12g threads instead?

>> No.2352375

>>2352341
Yes more danmaku, less /prog/ shit

>> No.2352385

>>2352375
If you'd learn some /prog/, you could make your own danmaku games.

>> No.2352398

We should start talking about Toehoes on /prog/

>> No.2352402

>>2352308

Hi bro. You seem kind of stressed. How are things going?

>> No.2352403

>>2352375
Touhou 12g leverages cores skillsets and world-class team synergy through enterprise-quality bullet patterns to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-bullet application product suite e-solution danmaku architectures that accelerate response to player and real-world dodging demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infracture, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-bullet enterprise danmaku environments across Gensokyo while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the bonus level.

>> No.2352406

>>2352402
Bad. But who cares about me, I'm really happy to hear from you!

>> No.2352446

>>2352385

Lets make a danmaku game right now! I'll start

(define (DANMAKU)

>> No.2352466

I really like the textbook, but I'm not sure what train of thought led people to post about it here.

>> No.2352469

>>2352406

I care. When Anon feels bad, then I feel bad.

>>2352385

I am interested in making a horizontal shooter starring moe lolis. I don't want to read that SICP thing though. Do you have any other suggestions for reading material?

>> No.2352481

Touhou Danmaku Standard Edition delivers unprecedented ease of use, power, and performance for midboss, regular-level, and bonus-level applications. From single-server environments for small shrines to highly distributed Gensokyo environments, Touhou Danmaku Standard Edition includes all the facilities necessary to build bullet-intelligence applications.

Touhou Danmaku Standard Edition Plus delivers the unprecedented ease of use, power, and performance of Standard Edition, with support for larger bullets and clustering of bullets with Real Bullet Clusters. Real Bullet Clusters is not included in the Standard Edition of releases prior to Touhou Danmaku 10g, nor is it an available option with those earlier releases.

Touhou Danmaku Enterprise Edition provides the performance, availability, scalability, and security required for mission-critical applications such as high-volume bullet-intelligence processing (BIP) applications, grazing-intensive danmaku services, and demanding Spell Card applications. Touhou Danmaku Enterprise Edition contains all of the components of Touhou Danmaku, and can be further enhanced with the purchase of the options and packs.

>> No.2352510

>>2352466
There is actually more SICP in /jp/ than /prog/.

>> No.2352966

I reached Satori in my pants

>> No.2352974

Post ITT if you're sick of /idol/ shite being posted on /jp/.

I hate idols. They always use diaf to tell you to fuck off.

>> No.2352981

OP was /r/esquesting that image he decribed so specifically. /jp/ fails

>> No.2352984

>>2352974
But I already posted ITT!

>> No.2352986

>>2352981
lol

This is what retards really believe.

>> No.2352985

Shut up, ZUN.

>> No.2353003

>>2352981
But there are multiple images of Touhous holding SICPs.

>> No.2353004

>>2352974

/prog/ bros = /idol/ bros.

This is confirmed. I have seem them talk about SICP in their idol threads. There are even photos of idols reading SICP (some sort of odd fetish).

>> No.2353164

>>2352469
If you make the art and shit, I can whip together an OpenGL engine that'll do everything Touhou will in about a month.

>> No.2353183

>>2353164
Oh god, I read that as:
>If you make the arse and shit

>> No.2353203

>>2353183
stop fagging /jp/ up with your british accent.

>> No.2353237

>>2353164
Or you could just leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy through Touhou 12g to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-bullet application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-grazing capabilities of their e-danmaku production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

For more information about Touhou 12g and other Danmaku Server products, visit touhou.com or contact your local Touhou sales representative.

>> No.2353237,1 [INTERNAL] 

BAKAS BAKAS, /prog/ IS GOD TIER!11

>> No.2353237,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,1
dude :-----/

>> No.2353237,3 [INTERNAL] 

Okay, I confess. I made the thread to see if you guys have shopped any new Satori pics.

>> No.2353237,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,3
Can you explain the origin of the SICP snake?

>> No.2353237,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,4
This may surprise you, but the /prog/snake is actually a Python.

>> No.2353237,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,5
cool

>> No.2353237,7 [INTERNAL] 

"GRUNNUR"

>> No.2353237,8 [INTERNAL] 

You can tune a filesystem, but you cannot tune a /jp/.

>> No.2353237,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,8
...but you cannot get away with a murder!

This always made me chuckle.

>> No.2353237,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,9

Hey now, this isn't ReiserFS.

>> No.2353237,11 [INTERNAL] 

Yeah. Joking or not, I dislike /prog/ "memes" posted on /jp/. But then again, I'm just sick of people that browse other boards trying to force their local memes on /jp/, so /prog/ is only one part of the problem.

>> No.2353237,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,11
This thread is from last year, it seriously is a non-issue nowadays.

>> No.2353237,13 [INTERNAL] 

Oh wow, this thread.

>> No.2353237,14 [INTERNAL] 

People that hate /prog/ memes are not humans.

>> No.2353237,15 [INTERNAL] 

People that like /prog/ memes are not humans.

>> No.2353237,16 [INTERNAL] 

This guy >>2353237 always put effort into his pictures/kopipe, so I never really minded the /prog/ stuff that much.

The SICP lizard is still weird though.

>> No.2353237,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,16
>SICP lizard

ohyou.tar.bz

In any case, I'm against the usage of /prog/ memes outside of Prague. Not because I want to protect the board being posted on (such as /jp/), but because the idea of seeing "Have you read your SICP today?" on /b/ sickens me. /prog/, even more so than /jp/, is a little too abrasive towards newcomers to be "invaded" by idiots, but I still don't want to see our culture ransacked.

>> No.2353237,18 [INTERNAL] 

Unrelated to the topic but didn't ZUN!bar say he was going to go on #bun after he got back from his vacation. Whatever happened to that?

>> No.2353237,19 [INTERNAL] 

Radical = ZUN

They're both gay, it works!

>> No.2353237,20 [INTERNAL] 

Does bun exist anymore?
Does anyone care?

>> No.2353237,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,20
I don't know about /bun/ but I went to #bun and it was empty.

>> No.2353237,22 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.mediafire.com/?zdijmnnygzt

Japanese Jones harassing #/jp/meetup devs.

>> No.2353237,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,22
>Untitled.avi
Not gonna open this (:

>> No.2353237,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,21
It's #bunbunmaru, not #bun
We just call it #bun for short.

>> No.2353237,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,22
Silly Jones.

>> No.2353237,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>2353237,22
Hey everybody... I'm looking at gay porno!~

>> No.2353237,27 [INTERNAL] 

If /prog/ makes an engine, the artfags will come.

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