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Yes.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!L7AHQIoa!1Rj489qdwAb8oaHypICGXA

>> No.23560584

Bully the shorties!

>> No.23560598 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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23560604

So, if nachos and mindflayers turn their husbands into orifice parasites, and night gaunts turn their husbands into bodysuits/orifice parasites, what do shogs husband become?

>> No.23560612

>>23560577
>Door bursts open
>A furious large mouse runs in followed by a huge werewolf police officer
>"THAT'S HIM, OFFICER!" The mouse squeaks, jabbing a finger your way. "THAT'S THE HORNY!"

>> No.23560619
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>tanuki gf showing concern cautiously surveying the environment and holding your arm tightly when you're walking through neighborhoods with high kitsune populations
>"You know I don't like foxes, darling... I'm just watching out, for your sake."

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23560632

Alraune repost.
http://imgbox.com/5gwlCtno

>> No.23560633

Is the mega dead?

>> No.23560635
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>>23560619

>> No.23560636

Fuck, I am horny as hell. Really wish I had my waifu here to help out. Not in the mood to dom right now, maybe after the alcohol kicks in. So she'd probably just milk me whatever way she feels like till I can't even think anymore, calling me a horny little slut the whole time.

So what does your waifu do when the thirst is getting to you?

>> No.23560639

Would doubling a kiki's pay while she works overtime be too little?

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>> No.23560646

Wikifag here, the mega archive might be taken down in the near future, I'll leave it up so anyone can grab it till next week's update. If anyone feels like suggesting another place to host it, go ahead.

Reposting since thread died.

>> No.23560666

Which monster would make the best sugar mommy

>> No.23560671

>>23560619
The tanuki cries out "Yamete!" as she violates you.

>> No.23560690

>>23560633
>>23560646
currently mega is stuck in loading loop so might be dead already

>> No.23560695

I like nuki and I like Kiki, can I have a tanukikimora

>> No.23560718

>>23560690
It might just be mega itself being down, since I can't access any mega link.

>> No.23560732 [DELETED] 
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>>23560598
The regressive left will attack you regardless. Instead of bending the knee and waiting until they come for everything you love, why not just grow a pair and tell it like it is? Besides, I don't hate women. I just think they shouldn't vote.

>> No.23560740

>>23560718
i can acces some of them but not op one

>> No.23560741

>>23560690
It's working for me but I'm trying to save the entire fanart collection and the download is being slow as fuck.

>> No.23560745

>>23560639
>paying a kiki
oh how you wound her pride

>> No.23560774

>>23560745
What if I told her I have to let her go since I can't afford to pay her anymore.

>> No.23560775

>>23560639
It's extremely important to give your kiki a proper salary for everything she does, no matter how hard she protests that it's unnecessary. They're probably just trained to say that, but payment is important to establishing a healthy professional relationship, and she will probably be appreciative deep down.

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>>23560598
>yes goy, just ignore us as we strip the soul out of everything you love! Don't even talk about it!

>> No.23560789 [DELETED] 

>>23560732
The same people the left champions for one day will be on the chopping block the next. It is all about social validation in the here and now for themselves. They wind up with far more cognitive dissonance than one realizes.

>> No.23560808

>>23560732
>>23560788
>replying to the pasta spammer

>> No.23560810

>>23560775
>>23560774
>Angry DogBird Noises

>> No.23560825

>>23560695
So what would she do clean up your financial accounts?

>> No.23560828

>>23560788
>>23560732
Go back to /pol/ and stop falling for pasta you god damn obnoxious newfags

>> No.23560832

>>23560810
I do have to wonder how often a situation like that would come up. I can imagine a maid academy putting out a PSA about it and it doing absolutely no good at all. Luckily the kikis themselves would eventually take matters into their own hands.

>> No.23560833

>>23560745
She has to somehow buy cleaning supplies, cooking ingredients, and other things.

>> No.23560838

will you ever grow out of mgs?

>> No.23560849
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>>23560808
Sorry, you're right. Back to the escapism.

>> No.23560851

>>23560788
>>23560598
>/monster/

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>>23560838
The sun will die before that happens.

>> No.23560876

>>23560838
Maybe if I get a 3D wife.

>> No.23560878

>>23560833
That's not a salary, that's her operating budget. Kikis in temporary employment like a maid cafe or something would need a salary to eat, pay rent and so on, but a kiki in a relationship would already get paid in essence, have a place to stay, eat using the grocery money for the house and clean using the supply budget, and so on.

Though once she feels comfortable as a wifemaid, she might ask for money to pursue other hobbies like reading or music, but being a monster maid with a master means essence is more meaningful to her as payment.

>> No.23560881

>>23560838
Hoping to grow into them if you know what I mean

>> No.23560886

>>23560876
gross

>> No.23560887

>>23560838
I don't think you grow out of wishing you were loved.

>> No.23560889

>>23560838
I've grown more attached to them as time has went on. As I slowly lose interest in other things they take up the room in my heart.

>> No.23560893

>>23560838
never even if I succumb to 3dpd she will also have to like monster girls

>> No.23560902
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23560902

Do lonely manticores in their caves practice kissing techniques to use on boys using their tails?

>> No.23560936

Evidently my love of big titty Undead battle harems killed the thread.

>> No.23560944

>>23560838
No, but I've grown in and out of the thread.

>> No.23560955
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23560955

Oh snap, Anon! You just said to your Kiki that you were disappointed! Now she went back to her room, crying.

What did she do to deserve that?
How can you/she make up for it?

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>>23560936

>> No.23560970

>>23560604
Then shogs are just boring by comparison? I see...

>> No.23560979

>>23560878
She could still use money on things like body care products separate from her Master's, clothes, and various stuff for her room, plant of her own could be nice.

>> No.23560985
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>> No.23560990

>>23560956
I never cared for that sort of thing
but the absolute meltdown this caused at /u/ was positively delicious.

>> No.23561035

>>23560985
What large teeth she has...

>> No.23561060

>>23560979
I guess what I'm getting at is that for standard kikis (shogs too) being a maid is probably more like an identity than a profession, not that they dislike money or have no use for it. So getting paid to do maid stuff in dollars is a little reductive, almost like saying "you are just an employee" rather than "you are my wife." It's not like you'd deprive her of money, she'd get it from her husband if she asked for it, and I think making her pay for groceries or supplies out of her own salary would be kind of mean. Just a passing fancy anyway, nothing serious.

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>>23560849
I'm not a footfag...I just get a fixation sometimes...it comes a goes...

>> No.23561086

>>23560955
She didn't deserve it, I'm just a horrible person.

>> No.23561087

>>23560936
How many unreasonably busty ochi bodyguards is too many?

>> No.23561091

>>23561060
>like saying "you are just an employee"
But that's literally all a maid is.

>> No.23561100

>>23561087
Seven is the optimal number of Ochis with prodigious busts.

>> No.23561172

>going through random pastebin stories
>come across this
>https://pastebin.com/1Z0wgFpa
Nice origin story, although I wasn't expecting Lichfag's wife to have such a lousy personality (Dude must like tsunderes)

Do we have anymore stories like this where our waifufags meet their wives? And if not how did you meet her?

>> No.23561189

>>23560838
I've left the thread for a few months repeatedly, but always come back.

>> No.23561223

>>23560690
Oh god no, I haven't backed up a single Troll yet

>> No.23561233

>>23561100
Once they go up against 7 ultra milky holsts in wide-brimmed hats, that is going to be a very jiggly battle.

>> No.23561254

>>23561233
The ground will run white with milk.
The big, strongfat ochi is probably going to hug me afterwards and mention how worried she was.

>> No.23561267

>>23561172
I have origin stories for my wives but they're all in my head, I suck at writing

>> No.23561283

>>23560849
>>23560861
You will not sway me, hellspawn!

>> No.23561286

>>23561172
I met her during work and we hit it off.

>> No.23561287

>>23561172
I have a weird case where I have at least two "origin stories"
A portal scenario one and a pure MGE setting one. I find the latter makes a more entertaining story but I haven't written either down yet.

>> No.23561317
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23561317

How do I counter an all Hellhound party, what would they be weak to?

>> No.23561322

>>23561317
Crying.

>> No.23561326

>>23561317
Well ju-
>>23561322
Yeah that works.

>> No.23561327

>>23561317
vaccume cleaners
can with coins in them

>> No.23561337

>>23561287
Same....sort of....

The pure MGE one is just some OC work of mine. MC is like, bizarro me.

>> No.23561351

>>23561317
Just throw a large bone and attack while they're distracted.

>> No.23561359
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>>23561317
Gazer
Everything is weak to Gazer

I'm weak to Gazer. I want/need to be drained by Gazer, right now!

>> No.23561420

>>23561359
lemon juice

>> No.23561435

>>23561359
Anon she's put you under her spell! Watch out!

>> No.23561437

>>23561172
I can only assume lichfag had input into how she spoke/acted.

She's not very lichy. Dry snark is fine but a kuu really needs to deliver it in as few words as possible. In fact she's way too vocally forthcoming. The way I understand the kuu archetype is it's very much show don't tell.

Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.

>> No.23561464

>>23561172
I will be writing the story of how I met my Dear Hatter Wife one day! I have the basic outline, but will eventually get to proseing it out!

>> No.23561565

>>23561435
Shut up! I love her!

I'm super horny and no one can satisfy me like she can!

>> No.23561585

>>23561172
I kinda already wrote one such scenario in these very threads.

>> No.23561666

>>23561172
I've been thinking a lot about how I'd meet my wife lately, and it's given me some new headcanon about her type:
>Dark Mages basically make the very act of casting into a form of seduction in itself, performing a kind of pole dance with their staff, writhing, swaying their hips and tits, speaking the mystic words needed in a sensual ASMRish tone...
>Magic users higher than them like Baphomets and Liches don't need to do this and can just lob powerful magic around at will with little preparation and casting time (although might choose to anyway for the funsies and reactions from potential husband it can get)
>Mage eyes have a kind of glow to them that depends on how powerful they are as casters. Human mages are faint, powerful casters like the wife are noticable, the highest tier magic users are unmissable.
Just a few base things I've worked out, but eventually I think I might write it down as an autistic self indulgent short story.

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>>23561437
>Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.
I agree. I prefer my liches to be seductive, confident, and elegant.

>> No.23561803

>>23561172
Mutual summoning, sort of.. I really ought to write it down, one of these days.

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Is it rude to ask for a holstaur's milk be refrigerated before I drink it?

>> No.23561837

>>23561817
>not drinking straight from the tap

What does it feel like to have such plebeian tastes?

>> No.23561850

How long did you last? max was like 6 minutes.

>> No.23561863

>>23561817
How offended would Holst be if you said you prefer pasteurized to fresh?

>> No.23561867

>>23561817
>What's wrong with your face?

>> No.23561904 [DELETED] 
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Fill up cute Anubis secretary!

>> No.23561921

>>23561904
You might want to censor that, anon.

>> No.23561924

>>23561904
anon, spoiler!

>> No.23561930

>>23561850
?

>> No.23561939

>>23560619
"FOXES could be here" she thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be FOXES anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick tail. "I HATE FOXES" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 sake circulated through her thin, delicate veins and washed away her (merited) fear of vixens after dark. "With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>Husband looks at her
>"Who the fuck are you talking to?"

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Anon, no! Think of the advertisers

>> No.23561955

>>23561904
PROMOTIONS

>> No.23561956

>>23561941
the fuck happened to her did she bet on oil being high?

>> No.23561967

>>23561939
I want to be attacked by vixens after dark

>> No.23561971

What counts as NSFW when you work for a monster?

>> No.23561974

>>23561941
hate that

>> No.23561976

>>23561939
>With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
I genuinely think this is one of the most evocative lines I've ever read from anything, anywhere, and it's from such a silly pasta.

>> No.23561980

>>23561941
This danuki looks like she sells STDs

>> No.23561998

>>23561941
Does this Tanuki have a tumblr and promote veganism?

>> No.23562009

>>23561941
I wanna put a coin in her mouth

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>>23561971
Not wearing the proper equipment while on the worksite or not following proper safety guidelines

>> No.23562017

>>23560604
Boob fat

>> No.23562030

>>23561971
>"Mr. Anon! Are you reading religious propaganda on company time?"
>"N-no Ms. Demon, ma'am! Absolutely not at all, honest! I'm just...looking at sexy pictures of angels."
>"I see. And these 'sexy angels' just so happen to be fully clothed, is that it?"
>"...that's the best part?"
>"Oh. Well then, as you were."
>Demon boss walks away with a click-clack of her heels, which almost covers up the sound of her fully buttoning up her dress shirt and blazer

>> No.23562031

>>23562016
So follow OSHA always, got ya

>> No.23562051

>>23561941
I'll take her

>> No.23562056

Is it possible to have sex with a Mamono so violently and unpleasantly that you make her scream stop and scar her for life?

>> No.23562074

>>23562030
>IT gremlin doing maintenance on her computer
>peeks at her search history
>"How to hide your lustful aura"
>"Proper praying form"
>"Easy sclera recoloring spell"
>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
>boss walks in, tells her that if she breaths a word about it to anyone the gremlin will never work in this city again

>> No.23562090

>>23562074
uh oh this demon is starting to look angelic

>> No.23562116

>>23561971
Agape porn. (Excessive Romance, no rape involved, gentle handholding sex in lotus).

>> No.23562133
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>>23561971

>> No.23562206

>>23561941
>Whatcha buyin'? Stranger.

>> No.23562214
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>>23562056
As the mana they gain from you via sex strengthens and invigorates them and their own mana protects them, it is fundamentally impossible to "break" a MGE girl via sex. This was stated in one of the world guides if I recall right.

Not to mention, if succubi are anything to judge by then monster girls have a reduced capacity to feel pain in general.

Heck, have you seen what a fairy looks like having sex? That should give you an idea of what monster girls can handle.

>> No.23562217

>>23562074
>>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
Numbers 30:2
>If a man vows a vow to the Lord, or swears an oath to bind himself by a pledge, he shall not break his word. He shall do according to all that proceeds out of his mouth.
better have him make a vow to marry her

>> No.23562238

So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.

Now, to grant them resistance to thirst while also granting resistance to incubi, you would surely marry these paladin girls off before they see actual service. Indeed, you probably want them to pop out a baby or two to recycle into paladin training.

This brings me to my question though. Would they be a firmer fighting force knowing their husband was back home or would they be a better fighting force fighting with their husbands? I've got a tenuous grasp on why men and women don't fight together in reality. Disciplinary issues and morale and what not. But those are also not paired off marries couples, but a bunch of single dudes competing for one chick. Thoughts?

>> No.23562291

>>23562238
>So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.
It's the opposite, even in the MGE world human women are easily influenced thots.

>> No.23562306

>>23562238
The correct answer are alps.

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>> No.23562320

>>23562313
Hope you stub your toe for doing this
Go away

>> No.23562333

>>23561941
The Tanukis of the Undead Kingdom sure are strange. I wonder what kind of bizarre and cursed wares she has stashed in that coffin/backpack?

>> No.23562337

>>23562291
But say you beat the thot out of them in training. Surely they're better off than a dude is when facing an army of monsterwomen.
>>23562306
The church doesn't like fagggots or monsters tho

>> No.23562341

>>23562313
I don't get it

>> No.23562344
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It doesnt matter if you enroll as a teacher or student. Unless you are very strong, if you enroll in a mamono high school or college, you will get bullied, raped and claimed. Poor art teacher.

If you absolutely need the money, it is highly adviced to befriend strong "noble" monsters like Jinkos.

>> No.23562345

>>23562016
That body says 'Murr hurr hurr... I'm gonna break you', but that face says 'What would like mom to make you for dinner kiddo?'

>> No.23562348

>>23562341
Alpification

>> No.23562360

>>23562238
You do realize that monsterization is the usual threat for women who fight monsters, not incubi seducing them, don't you? Heck the latter pretty much never happens.

>> No.23562363

>>23562341
https://i.imgur.com/oxufVEL.jpeg

>> No.23562375

>>23562333
The tanuki were kicked out of over 100 undead kingdoms tho

>> No.23562392

>>23562360
I think something-ization is the threat from any monster given wound, male or female. Though in men it's usually followed by wanting to fuck whoever wounded him.

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>>23562344
Good thing we brought back corporal punishment.

>> No.23562430

>>23562238
In the first place the main issue is that the typical paladin is massive monsterbait, what with the high charisma, chiselled fit body, and their devoted personality that makes them ideal husband material. If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.

>> No.23562444

>>23562430
So socially-challenged fedora-wearing autists?

>> No.23562447

>>23562392
Becoming a incubus normally takes quite a bit of time, and a simple wound won't be enough to do it at all unless it's inflicted by a very powerful/specialized monster.

Even having sex repeatedly in one encounter won't usually turn a man into a incubus (though it will make them want to have more sex with monsters), unless the monster he is with is a succubus or other particularly potent monster.

>> No.23562453

>>23562430
You take the most boring and unattractive man and throw him through harsh death defying training and I guarantee you'll get a pussy soaker at the end, competence breeds confidence.

Clearly you have to train women.

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There's nothing better than watching your elegant, kiki meido service your dick, cleanly and expertly take your entire load into her open mouth with not even a single drop landing elsewhere, swish it around her mouth for you to see, and swallow it with ease. Then showing off her cum-free mouth, she goes down again to suck out the last little bit of holdout cum oozing from your dick before introducing your to the main course for this evening, her sopping-wet, tight, meido pussy

>> No.23562456

>>23562444
Yes, just cut out the fedora part.

>> No.23562457
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23562457

Need advice, the tsundere ghost elf that inhabits my body keeps suggesting I pork the p’orcs to gain their loyalty and build an army, but I was taught marriage was only between one man and one woman, should I follow the she-elf’s advice?

>> No.23562460

>>23562453
I disagree, some people are so uninteresting that they make exciting stuff sound boring.

>> No.23562467

>>23562447
I'm sure there are potions you can take in either case that mitigate or negate corruption stemming from wounds. Not to mention using armour to defend from slight wounds to begin with. A blow grievous enough to go through some decent plate armour would be more cause for concern regarding bloodloss than corruption.

>> No.23562479

>>23562460
You find me the most boring, best trained veteran and see if his experiences sound boring. Some girls go for the strong silent types.

>> No.23562497

>>23562430
>If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.
Some guy shoved into the knight role he clearly is neither suited to nor prepared for but doing his best anyway would be immediately pounced upon by dozens of momsters/onee-sans/protective types in an instant. He'd barely have enough time to fear combat before fearing suffocation under a mountain of softness.

>> No.23562533

>>23562497
Unless he's actually an experienced veteran who just happens to be boring, unattractive, and socially awkward. In which case they still get pounced onee-sans and protective types, but for slightly different reasons.

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>> No.23562570
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>>23562467
Even if there were, wounds are far from the only means monsters use.

And no, blood loss wouldn't be an issue as most monsters that fight soldiers use mamono realm silver weapons. Said weapons are made from ore that works like normal against armor and such but does not inflict damage on the physical body, instead wounding the mana of the person and causing it to leak out (leading to weakness or even complete debilitation).

>> No.23562599

>>23562570
Yes but such weapons only work on skin. You can't just whack against armour and start sapping mana. That was my point, any wound able to break through armour would be a wound with a normal weapon that's pretty much fatal. It doesn't really matter at that point if you lose a soldier to monsterization or to death. Though I guess in the former instance you have to worry about a new enemy.

Maybe armour is magically rigged to explode if breached deep enough.

>> No.23562610

>>23560604
Imagine an awkward teenage Mindflayer who turns you into the squid form because playing with a cute sex toy is fine, but passionate vanilla sex is too embarrassing for her.

>> No.23562619

>>23560619
I want to force a Tanuki and a Youko to lewd each other for my pleasure - whoever brings the other to orgasm first gets my dick first.

>> No.23562623
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Just so you guys know, Oni roulette won the poll
though I am pleasantly suprised the Selene story was a close second.

>> No.23562649

>>23560604
slime

>> No.23562653
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How do I unsmug a shoggoth?

>> No.23562665

>>23562653
with surprise hug

>> No.23562671

>>23562653
Befriend some Devil Bugs or an Akaname.

>> No.23562672

>>23562455
Something better us a kikimora skilled in theriomancy. Think, she whispers something under her breath and you feel a faint haze overcome your mind before everything becomes clear. Her soft, clean hair perfect for rubbing and holding. Her nice shapely breasts, nipples erect and ready to be sucked or fondled, or to fill with milk when she's pregnant. Supple hips ready to be held and slammed onto your crotch, or to bear your child. A faint, almost nonexistent smell you never smely before in your life, but some dark dusty corner of your brain is telling you that it means a fertile and aroused woman is in front of you.

Still smiling as if nothing is wrong, she lifts up her skirt, revealing her bare dripping wet pussy. Even without the spell she had cast on you, the message would have been clear. You grab her and indulge both of your animal instincts for hours.

>> No.23562684

>>23562653
choose kikimora

>> No.23562708

>>23562653
Make her laugh hard enough that she loses focus and her transformed appliance forms "break character." From then on, every time you bring it up she'll get really blushy and embarrassed. You can also do this by making her ahegao so hard all of her other forms temporarily melt, but that involves significantly more cleanup on your part.

>> No.23562713

>>23560604
Shoggoths are sort of limited in their ability to transform their husbands compared to other abyssal monsters, but said husbands still gain slime traits (such as swords passing through them without injury).

>> No.23562729

>>23562708
>Spend all day trying to tickle your shog's funny bone
>She's perfectly calm and placid throughout it all, smiling peacefully with a hint of smug.
>You're sure you heard the fridge go "pfft" once though, and the chair won't stop shaking.

>> No.23562737

>>23562653
Explain to her that it is improper to love furniture.

Then go bang your real waifu on top of your shog bed.

>> No.23562740

>>23562684
The cruelest option but also the most effective

>>23562665
That will only increase her smug

>> No.23562742

>>23562672
Human pussy smells and tastes really fucking good, so manono pussy might be able to get me to cum just from facesitting.

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>>23562623
>oni won
I hope that includes ogres

>> No.23562760

>>23562740
>That will only increase her smug
not if it's from behind and she cant hug back and everytime her slime shifts to hug back step away and hug from behind again

>> No.23562762

>>23562455
I don't think I can handle such a lewd meido.

>> No.23562771

>>23562760
Slimes can hug you from anywhere though.

>> No.23562773

>>23562771
thats why you make the hugs ambushes

>> No.23562780
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It is recommended that you wear a face mask while out in public and keep a minimum 2 meters of space from other people.

>> No.23562793

>>23562760
No, you don't understand. That will only cause you to be absorbed in her slime. Her smug will increase 1000x as she violates you in frustration from your initial dodging of hugs.

>Mastah wanted hug
>Now Mastah gets full body hug
>Mastah gets to drift into pleasure and bliss <3
>I love you, Mastah
>Enjoy <3

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Kikimom or Shogmom?

>> No.23562799

>When your bodyguard/harem are discussing who will guard the bedroom that night.
You better get a bigger bed.

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>>23562780
Confirmed!

>> No.23562810

>>23562017
H-hot... I'd rather be ass fat though.

>> No.23562832

>>23562653
She'd probably get self-conscious if you critique her when she does maid things and human customs slightly 'off'.
Minor stuff, like setting your dinner table with the fork and spoon on the left side of the plate.

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>>23562798
Kiki Season!

>> No.23562840

>>23562803
Nice

>> No.23562841

>>23562838
What I would give for a harem of kikis that thick minimum.

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>>23562838
Shog Season!

>> No.23562853
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New commission done by Mojo! My Dear Wife and I!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

>> No.23562856

>>23562798
can I have both at the same time

>> No.23562860
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>>23562853
And a much more common position!

>> No.23562868

>>23562853
>>23562860
Oh shit! Congrats Hatterfag, you two look great together! Also very lewd, good stuff.

>> No.23562877

>>23562853
>>23562860
I never imagined you'd be blonde. Weird.

>> No.23562881

>>23562860
Kinky

>> No.23562885

What would a Shog/Golem hybrid be like? Or a Shog/Automaton? Or a Shog/Chochin? Or a Shog/March Hare?

>> No.23562890

>>23562877
He's still a mop head though, just like every other waifufag here.

>> No.23562893

Can Shogs get legs?

>> No.23562895

>>23562798
Shogmom's the better wife look at that heated gaze, those smirking lips, that barely contained lusty heat. Would live in a dark, rickety old house with sloping gabled rooves at odd angles, ooze dripping down the walls and bend her over every piece of furniture, lift her maid's dress up over her hips and pound her so hard the neighbours hear the wet smacks all while her thicc motherly thighs jiggle in their tight stockings.

>> No.23562898

>>23562853
>>23562860
You look a lot shaggier then I thought you would be. But those are nice pictures.

>> No.23562901

>>23562893
Whatever pleases mastah.

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>>23562860
>facesitting
Truly, a man of great taste!

>> No.23562910

>>23562762
Nonsense! Why does a man produce semen if not to spill it inside his maid?

>> No.23562914

>>23562853
>When a waifufag looks like you
...Well, didn't expect that.

>> No.23562916

>>23562853
>>23562860
Does your hair tickle your wife's bum when she's sitting on you all the time?

>> No.23562918

>>23562860
>>23562904
Nothing like the faint smell of fecal matter and urine of a gorgeous girl sitting on your face. Truly, I am among patricians

>> No.23562921

>>23562853
>>23562860
these make my eyes happy, hatterfag. very happy

>> No.23562926

>>23562856
That would be weird growing up having two moms

>> No.23562927

>>23562860
>>23562853
She's not my cup of tea, but I'm happy for you nonetheless!

>> No.23562939

>>23562860
Based

>> No.23562952

>>23562832
>"Bone apatite, Mastah!"
>"Kiki's been teaching you the French language in addition to French quisine, huh?"
>"Maize wee! She says that this accent is most appropriate for a human maid, so we have been practicing together while doing our chores. We hope we impress!"
>"It's great that you two are having fun, but you don't have to go through all that trouble for my sake. I like you both just fine as monster maids."
>"Even so, perfection in service is what we strive for, no matter the style. If you have any comment at all, no matter how minor, please, let us know."
>"Well, if you're serious, I should probably tell you that normally when humans serve soup, it's resting in a bowl instead of existing as a floating sphere."
>"Oh dear, that does seem like a blunder."
>"Additionally, a human maid couldn't be doing that thing you're doing with my underpants. (Not from that distance, anyway.)"
>"...perhaps Mastah is right, and we don't need to adhere to human maid standards too closely."

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>>23562838
>>23562845

>> No.23562971

I was thinking about the temporary reversion talk of last thread and, would Shoggoth change ANYTHING at all?

Original Shoggoths were created by eldritch horrors to be the ultimate servant, absolutely obedient in anything. Given Shog already recognize her husband as her master and original shogs could likely shapeshift too her form wouldnt even change.

>> No.23562974

>>23562926
How would he distinguish which momster he needs when he says "mom" is one "mom" and the other "mother" or something?

>> No.23562977

>>23562968
What a pretty, sweet and cute looking kiki. Just look how her womb-window radiates with love

>> No.23562981

>>23562968
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>> No.23562983

If a monster were to worship the god that gave Pharaohs their divine mana, would they also gain the commanding voice that the Pharaoh has?

>> No.23562984

>>23562877
Perhaps I'd change my hair color at some point, but as is, it is how I is!
>>23562890
>>23562898
>>23562916
In truth, I actually asked for it over the eyes even though I'm pretty clean cut in real life, more to keep it pseudo anonymous, but nothing wrong with that!
>>23562927
That is extremely kind of you anon, I appreciate that it doesn't set you off and that you can still be happy for me! I love to hear people be kind like that here!!!

>> No.23562993

>>23562853
>>23562860
Really nice to see you getting some stuff hatterfag.

>> No.23562995

>>23562971
>"Ufufufu, you are my master now, my love, my king, my hubby. This form of mine only exists for you, to cherish our time together. No flase god can stand in our way. But if you're in the mood for something a little more beastly~..."

>> No.23563000

i want sabbath girls to get in my totally unsuspecting white van

>> No.23563004

>>23562971
They would likely be even more obedient, but her love would be replaced by mindless obedience, though I guess you could just order her to love you. She wouldnt be constrained by monster morals either, so she would do absolutely anything you asked it, even killing innocent people.

>> No.23563011

>>23562971
I took it as the reversion causing them to look, though likely not act, like Lovecraft shoggoths. So while she was in that form, she couldn't really communicate, she'd have to "learn" how to shapeshift into a humanoid form instead of being able to take one on naturally, and so on. So it was more about the master sort of realizing all at once what shoggoths are, rather than being scared of his maid specifically.

>> No.23563027

>>23562853
>>23562860
You're one of the nicest people I've ever met on this website Hatterfag, it really makes me feel good to see you realize her in full vision.

>> No.23563034

>>23562974
Shog is Mother and Kiki is Mom

>> No.23563045

>TFW I will never be the cold, prim, proper tsundere whose cold heart is melted by the fiery affection of a hellhound

Maybe I should stop waking up

>> No.23563057

I think I'd likely be too kuudere for most mamono. That said, a few that I like might appreciate it.

>> No.23563061

>>23563034
clearly both are mommy when they take their dear master to bed

>> No.23563062

>>23563034
i can have two momsters? do they sleep together? do I spend twice as much money on mother's day? do neither of them work because they're women? do they read jokes off of a dad joke book to make sure i have a normal childhood?

>> No.23563072

>>23562798
Orphan.

>> No.23563099

>>23560636
Sit on my lap and grind until I rip her clothes off. If she was feeling especially mean she'd hold my wrists.

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>> No.23563129

Would a Lich have skeletons in her closet?

>> No.23563131
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Are you ready for mosquito season?

>> No.23563137

>>23563129
thats a rude thing to call a skeleton's room

>> No.23563143

i want the monster to come after me and try to fuck me. i want to test them to see if they're horny enough to take the initiative.
what monster should i test?

>> No.23563156

>>23563143
I wonder what kind of unholy teasing it would take to make an Umi-osho pounce.

>> No.23563158

>>23563131
Vampire mosquitos are among the best mamono.
Ordinary mosquitos are pests of a massive magnitude.

>> No.23563173

>>23563156
umi-osho is lame. when you bully her, it pisses off her friends and you end up getting raped by them. little bitch turtle.

>> No.23563189

>>23563173
Nah, the distinction is "hurt"ing her in a fun sexual way (within the bounds of BDSM), versus actually harming her.

>> No.23563191

>>23563158
Vampires = leech girls > mosquitoes.

>> No.23563234

If there is a skeleton inside me then is fucking a skeletongirl a threesome?

>> No.23563235

>>23563189
Depriving a little Umi Osho bitch of her well-deserved punishment is the kind of abuse that will get you raped.

>>23563191
Mosquitos >>> Dhampirs > Leech girls > Vampires

>> No.23563245

>>23563191
>>23563235
ball gag >>>> biters

>> No.23563252

>>23563245
Based.

>> No.23563258
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[x] Be acquired by a snek

>> No.23563266

>>23563258
what about acquiring her instead?

>> No.23563274

>>23563235
Oh no it's retarded.

>> No.23563278
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>>23562860
I want to get rata ass shots, and face sitting stuff commissioned eventually!

>> No.23563287

>>23563258
>Sit there on the bed next to her, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a collar.
>Ask what's going to happen now.
>'...I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far. Usually the Pharaoh or one of her champions stops me before I reach this point...'

>> No.23563288

>>23563266
That's not how it works

>> No.23563296

>>23563266
My waifu always say you can do it if you try

>> No.23563298

>>23563287
>"... Wanna play Senet?"

>> No.23563310
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>>23563288
That's exactly how it works.

>> No.23563314

>>23563288
What if you picked up a rolled-up carpet for delivery and it turned out that an Apophis was hiding in there instead of the Pharaoh?

>> No.23563315

>>23563298
>ywn ask a Girtablilu to play the game of Ur with you

>> No.23563317

>>23563287
I prefer the idea that she could get her slave to do everything without actual orders. Like having him wash her by doing nothing more than going to the bathroom, stripping, and looking over her shoulder

>> No.23563335

>>23563310
>when the pharoah gets stronger from the venom and takes her as a pet

>> No.23563341
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New commission finished! Dating with Alto-Eris the commander dragon!
Art by Jeffo

>> No.23563353

>>23563315
>"How foolish... To challenge one such as I to the Royal Game... You will soon know why they call me the Scorpion Empress of the Sodden Delta!"

>> No.23563359

>>23563341
C'mon man, don't do this. Getting spoon-fed food on a date like this is one of my dreams.

Good work

>> No.23563361

>>23563278
Go for it anon! Fine taste!

>> No.23563369

>>23563341
Fantastic!!!

>> No.23563381

>>23563353
Fool! My Rising Nile Technique has humbled a thousand prideful foes!

>> No.23563390

Man people really fucking love art. Is it because it's simple, quick and easy to digest?

>> No.23563404

>>23563381
Hmph, no man has passed my Turbulent Waters Flood the Dam defence!

>> No.23563416

>>23563390
You're right. I should commissioned music of my waifu!

>> No.23563420
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>23562918
You're not my hatterfag.

>> No.23563424

>>23560902
Not on their tails. If they had to branch out to a cave (aka their mothers basement), then they usually have the money to buy a life size boyfriend doll complete with twenty different sayings to help soothe them to sleep at night.

>> No.23563427

>>23563390
Personally, I am unable to 'see' things in my mind, so getting art of my waifus, art as a whole, and even just looking at things in general is pretty important to me.

>> No.23563435

>>23561941
Say what you want, undead Tanukis usually have the best selection of old metal records/cds. And if they like you, they’ll let you haggle the price down so you can get a discount.

>> No.23563437

I really wish I could develop a waifu.

>> No.23563441

>>23563404
Hmm, then I may be forced to use the Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem... This is beginning to sound more Chinese than Egyptian.

>> No.23563444

>>23563416
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but finding a composer you like, and giving them the kind of crucial thematic elements of your waifu and commissioning a short piece sounds like a great idea.

>>23563427
Oh. Sorry.

>> No.23563446

>>23563435
what if I haggle up the price

>> No.23563465

>>23563441
It's the long dumb names. They're pretty unique in that. Western names are dumb but short. Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem?! Hah, clearly I must use the Receding Tide Closes the Mouth counter-attack!

>> No.23563470
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Remember, an insect's coils are the best kind!

>> No.23563472

>>23563470
No

>> No.23563477

>>23563446
Then don’t be surprised if you have an undead Tanuki move in with you because you showed her that you want to marry her.

>> No.23563481

>>23563359
Indeed one of my dreams too.
Also I want to holding hand all day and cuddling all night with her too!

>> No.23563482

>>23563470
why does she have a doll when she could have me instead

>> No.23563487

>>23563477
Just making sure she has Charon's obol

>> No.23563491

>>23563470
Of course. How could anyone reject an Oomukade's love? Or her love nectar?

>> No.23563503

Who is the best monster to be sober with because I am straight edge as heck no drugs in this holy temple of a body

>> No.23563516
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>>23563470
Yes

>> No.23563519

>>23563503
This nigga needs Eros.

>> No.23563526

>>23563503
Bubble slime

>> No.23563528

>>23563503
Satyros

>> No.23563549
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Love the cows, love them now!

>> No.23563552

>>23563528
>Satyros finding out her crush cant drink alcohol

>> No.23563555

>>23563549
Never. They have nothing for me.

>> No.23563561

>>23563552
It only drives her to drink more.

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>>23563561
And he only drives her from drink more back to his place.

>> No.23563571

>>23563465
Ah, you truly are a simpleton, for if the mouth is closed a master knows to Dredge the Back Channel!

>>23563561
S'righ bae, ahm drunken fer HIC two!

>> No.23563575

>>23563571
>Dredge the Back Channel
Noooooooooooo

>> No.23563595

>>23563528
>>23563552
How would a Satyros feel about the smell of alcohol making me cough?

>> No.23563596

Angles are good wholesome girls not monstrous at all

>> No.23563604

>>23563575
And thus two people played Ur without touching a set. Anon was still raped that night, but even a paralytic sting was unable to wipe the smug off of his face.

>> No.23563605

>>23563595
[sobs in booze]

>>23563596
Very acute

>> No.23563618

>>23563549
I already pet the cows surely thats love

>> No.23563633

Got enslaved by elves what do?

>> No.23563636
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>> No.23563638

>>23563596
Except for the non-euclidean ones.

>> No.23563640
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How do I properly touch a cow? Last time I did it her shirt got all wet and I got detention for a whole week

>> No.23563644

>>23563633
Keep asking if they're gonna do lewd things, such as rub your smooth, round ears

>> No.23563655
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>>23563633
Plot for a revolt. Dark elves are notorious for backstabbing each other. Form an alliance with the ambitious ones. Use the chaos to either escape or enslave them back.

>> No.23563662

>>23563638
So what is that a really spiky shog

>> No.23563665

>>23563640
You ask the lonely Haku-sensei eating lunch alone if she wants company, then let things spiral out of control there.

>> No.23563671

>>23563644
Fug I want that bad because I know their slender fingers would feel so gentle

>> No.23563672

>>23563636
Large breasts don't normally look good, but she makes them work.

>> No.23563678

>>23563636
I love spooky Shogs but there's something so cute about them acting like regular girls too.

>> No.23563689

>>23563633
Be very happy. Maybe start boasting about how you're lucky none of these elves are very tall and have HUGE tits and wide hips for that is your one weakness, and you're extremely lucky none of them know of any single elven women who fit the description, for so long as there isn't a tall motherly single elf with huge tits you're able to endure anything. Anything except for a tall elven lady with huge tits and ass, who doesn't exist and the other elves can't prove she does.

>> No.23563692
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23563692

And I say we stick the disinfectant straight into our blood streams!

>> No.23563706

>>23563470
Wurm disagrees.

>> No.23563715

>>23563706
Wurm has no say in the matter.
Oomukade is a perfect hikki sweetie, and Wurms have no appeal to me.

>> No.23563741

>>23563633
Bite them, they hate that

>> No.23563758

>>23563655
Why escape? It's comfy in the Underdark. No bright lights, all the mushrooms you can eat and wacky races down in Goblin Town

>> No.23563764
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>>23563689
That’s a dangerous gambit anon, they might really not have any elves with that body type and they’ll get angry enough to throw you into the arena with a very horny oni

>> No.23563776

>>23563689
But that's be a distinct and blatant lie.

>> No.23563777

>>23563758
Because dark elves suck.

>> No.23563784

>>23563764
>"H-Ha... Sure am glad they didn't throw me in with a little small weak oni. I'd have no hope... w-what are you doing? No! Wait! It wasn't supposed to be like thiiiiiissss-"

>> No.23563786

>>23563633
Look for the toughest one with many scars that cover her beautiful, perfectly muscular, tan body, and challenge her to a duel.

>> No.23563795

>>23563692
Have you been talking to that eagle harpy again?! I told you about that girl!

>> No.23563800

>>23563777
This. Dark elves suck. And lick. And nibble... some times tongue, then they bounce and shake and ride and swivel... pant and moan and cry your name in the sweetest voice.

h-ha ha dark elves really suck...

>> No.23563803

>>23563633
Find a petite, lithe, pale, reclusive wizard and ask to become her assistant and apprentice.

>> No.23563807

>>23563777
Yeah? Well I think YOU suck!

>> No.23563812
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>>23563795
Shove a flashlight up your ass! The light will cure you!

>> No.23563844

>>23563633
Elves would never enslave a human are you sure you arent misunderstanding the situation?

>> No.23563856

>>23560838
Well I found out first haand that the old “Monster girls are best because the monster is only on the outside” meme is true last year so they’re certainly better than 3D.

>> No.23563860

Which monster girl would penetrate my ass her with her tail?

>> No.23563867

>>23563860
Manticore

>> No.23563868

>>23560838
I've been into MGs since I was a kid. Likely not.

>> No.23563871

>>23563860
I'm sure Alps would be all over that

>> No.23563872
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>>23563844
I don't know what they're up to, but I'm not letting them do anything funny with my ears.

>> No.23563877

>>23563872
But what if he also wants to molest their ears? His hands are already in use!

>> No.23563881

>>23563872
But that's the best part of being a spoon ear dealing with unreasonable horseshoe crabs that wanna touch your ears after calling you a mayfly

>> No.23563888

>>23563856
Would you like some trite platitudes about how you can't let experience from an individual colour the whole?

>> No.23563893
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23563893

Oh no, I think this is how that Miia guy felt about Miia

>> No.23563895

>>23563872
I'd let an elf do something sexy to my ears tho

>> No.23563897

>>23563881
>Getting in an argument with and elf and it devolves into her calling you short lived animals while you compare her to ones that live long
I wonder who would run out of animals first

>> No.23563903
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23563903

>>23563877
I prefer dog ears over knife ears.

>> No.23563904

>>23563893
>tfw have an egg-laying kink
Would mamono adjust to my tastes, or are they all exclusively viviparous?

>> No.23563923

>>23563897
>"Don't call me a house fly, you, you... ELEPHANT!"
>[Appalled elf gasps]

>> No.23563928

>>23563903
I prefer horns to animal ears.

>> No.23563946

Kikimoras cosplaying as ship-girl meidos

>> No.23563957

>>23563946
>accidentally walk in on their cosplay while cleaning

>> No.23563977

If an Elf called me a mayfly, I'd make her eat those words by living up to the name and spending the next 24 hours fucking her.

>> No.23563987
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>>23563893
How come she got that belly then? Did she eat someone?

>> No.23564092

>>23562860
ass

>> No.23564102
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>>23564092
Truly, the comfiest pillow.

>> No.23564161
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I love liches!

>> No.23564184
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23564184

What’s the number one sex position specific monster girls are missing art of?
>EX: Amazon position for amazons
>Ratas facesitting

>> No.23564185

>>23564161
I want to go back to dinosaur times with Doc Lich

>> No.23564214
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>>23564184
Lotus for almost all of them. Only have Succubutt, Spider and Dark Elf.

>> No.23564215

The Necrololicon..

>> No.23564249

>>23563549
I want to face to smell like cow ass
I want my dick to reek of cow cunt
I want belly to be filled with cow milk

>> No.23564263

>>23564184
Mucus Toad doing frog postion and doggy for Kobold

>> No.23564267
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>>23564161
Lich is a cute.

>> No.23564300

>>23564184
>instantly assuming Amazon's want to do it in amazon position and that hellhounds kobolds and werewolves want it in doggy
Anon that's racist.

>> No.23564332
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>>23564267
hard agree

>> No.23564387

>Goats produce milk
>Satyroses are goat girls
>They drink a lot of alcohol
>Their breast milk contains alcohol

>> No.23564427

>>23564387
That make me feel thirsty

>> No.23564443 [SPOILER] 
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Remember, if you ever get isekai'd don't make any childhood promises to the nice neighbor girls who babysit you.
Anon promised the succubi sisters next door he would marry them when he grew up and now anon is dead.

>> No.23564444

>>23564387
>alcohol milk
Double disgusting.

>> No.23564478

>>23564444
>He doesn't want to get drunk drinking his wife's breast milk

>> No.23564556
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23564556

How do I sivilize a barbarian p’orc?

>> No.23564582

>>23564215
Such a book could only be written by a madlad

>> No.23564595

>>23564556
With a training montage

>> No.23564604

>>23564556
That's an extremely difficult task just for the mere fact that p'orcs never really travel alone, so to find one by herself would be extremely rare. They tend to travel in groups. That said, the best way is to defeat or capture them. Once in your custody, they'll pledge their lives to you. From there, it's just a matter of teaching them domestic life. Now, p'orcers tend to be weak - hence why they travel in groups - and they're not the smartest bunch, so you should use this to your advantage. Setup some traps to capture them along whatever roads they tend to travel the most. They'll fall right into them and become yours in no time. Confiscate their weapons and bind them up. Then take them hope and fuck the submission into them. Enjoy your new p'orcer slaves

>> No.23564653
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>catching pharaoh-dragon doing this

>> No.23564655

>>23564653
That's not a pharaoh or a dragon!

>> No.23564664

What monster (besides a Kiki) is best to get pampered by?

>> No.23564670

>>23564664
Troll, Holst, Wurm or Titty-Anne

>> No.23564672

>>23564664
Alp

>> No.23564702

>>23564478
I woudn't want any milk, breast or otherwise, and I would never want to get drunk.

>> No.23564708
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Egg

>> No.23564711

>>23564664
Giant Ants, Khepris, Hearts Trumparts, or Slime Carriers.

>> No.23564721

>>23564664
P'orc harem

>> No.23564736

>>23564721
>>23564556
Are you planning on becoming an evil overlord?

>> No.23564753

>>23564664
Chochin-Obake.

>> No.23564815

>>23564664
A team of Witches and their Familiars!

>> No.23564851

>>23564736
Ochedin Valennor!

>> No.23564857

>>23564736
If by evil overlord, you mean lazy chief to a tribe of p'orcs and spend my days being served by them, fucking them, cuddling them, groping them, kissing them, and being worshiped by them, then yes

>> No.23564864

>>23564851
Silly Elf Ghost.

>> No.23564870
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>>23564655
It's the Pharaoh Dragon of Golden Comfiness. Worship her

>> No.23564872

>>23564857
That's pretty close to my goal - but with Giant Ants and an Ant Arachne instead of p'orcs.

>> No.23564873

>>23564857
In the modern world, you'd be the head of your own banana republic.

>> No.23564896

>>23564708
Protect the egg.

>> No.23564907

>>23564870
So shiny!

>> No.23564920

>>23564653
I didn't think bathing in molten gold could look so... hot.

>> No.23564923

>>23563011
>>23562995

>at home
>while cleaning, your shog gets blasted with an unravelling rune in some ancient tome you've got on your shelf
>you come rushing to her aid
>she turns back into an amorphous blob of goo, teeth and eyeballs
>Half the furniture liquifies as well
>she reabsorbs all the slime and is now rather large, roughly the size of a cow
>all her twitching eyes lock onto you
>a grisly pseudopod shoots out from her mass and tangles your legs
>as you fall to the ground she rumbles forward, groaning unwords from half formed mouths
>she gloops over your legs and pins you
>you start pleading with her to stop as a horrid maw leans towards you
>"Maassstuuh, loooove mee"
>a hundred mouths repeat her
>a limb pops out of the largest mouth and caresses your head
>rather more worryingly, another within her mountainous form is undoing your pants

Your pleas fall on deaf ears (if she bothered to manifest any) and over the next few hours your doting servant forcibly reacquaints herself with the humanoid form

You'd never admit it, but it was some of the best sex you've ever had

>> No.23564934

>>23564443
Would you happen to have the source on this? Looks like something I'd be very interested in.

>> No.23564943

CORONAAAA CHAAN

>> No.23564965

>>23564934
https://exhentai.org/g/1537831/c72903c826/

>> No.23564974

>>23564934
Use yandex (google is an absolute trash at image search nowadays)

>> No.23564986

>>23564907
And magnificent! She even got dragons among her worshippers

>> No.23565035

>>23564923
Hey it's an excuse to be immersed in waifu and deprived of sight while overwhelmed with touch and her mad whispers of love in to your mind while she caresses every inch and noms your ears while tonguing them.

>> No.23565098

>>23564443
>Anon tells his demon friend he's going to marry her when they grow up
>Years go by
>He's 22 now
>Demon comes back and tells him to fulfill his contract
I feel like this would happens surprisingly often in MGE.

>> No.23565115

>>23565098
She better be a bombshell CC demon

>> No.23565132

>>23565098
>Comes back
Jokes on her, there was a neglect clause and now she has to pamper him for as long as she abandoned him before the marriage contract comes into affect.

>> No.23565170

>>23565115
Aren't all demons bombshells?

>> No.23565172

>>23565170
I guess most of them are. But I want EXTRA

>> No.23565185

>>23565172
>EXTRA Bombshell
You're too greedy anon! Do you have any idea what extra bombshell demons can do to you!? I pray for your soul.

>> No.23565188

>>23565185
My soul is hers!

>> No.23565200

>>23565132
>Demon now has to work as a maid/servant/slave/wife for anon until she has fulfilled her neglect obligations
Time to write a long list of lewd things she has to do every day while I still can.

>> No.23565231

>>23565200
>"Ha! Read the fine print Ms."I haven't called or visited in four and a half years" That's nearly five years you have to be my wife for before you marry me!"
>"A-anon that's... I mean... Okay?"

>> No.23565280
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Freud had many things to say about women smoking.

>> No.23565291

>>23565231
Would she even care if I made a a `"slave-wife" during that time?

>> No.23565303

>>23565170
Unfortunately.

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>>23565280
Did he have anything to say about smoke hobos?

>> No.23565380

>>23565338
He may have said something or mother. I mean other.

>> No.23565386

>>23565280
I want to ask that Fox for a hit of her pipe.

>> No.23565388

>>23565231
>Anon can no anything he wants to the demon and she is completely at the mercy of his will
>He demands she love him unconditionally and cuddle with him
>She's just not gonna argue with him on that one

>> No.23565392

>>23565386
At best she'll blow smoke in your mouth during a kiss.

>> No.23565426
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>>23565338
Nurarihyons are a blessing

>> No.23565435

>>23565280
I do not find lung cancer to be attractive.

>> No.23565442

>>23565435
Mamanobama got you covered senpai

>> No.23565451
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>"cmon, lemme in, it's your fault for being so darn cute that you made me start leaking milk on the spot, now you gotta fix the mess you made and lap it up..."
>proceeds to bang the door and moo for hours from the other side with the iron will of the sun itself until it opens

>> No.23565491

>>23565451
Come back with a few of your sisters and/or cousins to join in. Then, and only then, will I let you in.

>> No.23565517

>>23565426
Shortstack smoke hobos building their husband a harem!

>> No.23565596
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>>23565280
I just find it hot. As for the lung damage thing, I've always headcanoned the stuff the monsters smoke to be a demon realm plant that's like tobacco with none of the health issues.

>> No.23565695

I wrote a sequel to my radfem shoggoth story from earlier. The premise is Sally goes home to see her stepmother/mother-in-law, a kikimora, and many snide things are said. Vanilla/maledom lewd.

https://pastebin.com/w1SHeSfc

>> No.23565697

>>23565303
You do realize he had loli demons in a world guide. They can have whatever body type you want.

>> No.23565706

>>23565517
It doesn't matter how tall the rest of the harem is, she'll always be the bustiest.

>> No.23565714
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>>23565695
But I don't like maledom...

>> No.23565744

>>23565714
Sadly comes with the territory of shoggoths, I'm afraid. I have written femdom shoggoths before, but this was a requested sequel.

>> No.23565763

Salamanders are just better lizardgirl, fight me.

>> No.23565783

>>23565763
Amphibians, not lizards.

>> No.23565848

>>23565695
>radfem
pass

>> No.23565856 [SPOILER] 
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23565856

>When you tell her you don't want to tend the garden today

>> No.23565879

>>23565848
It's what she was before she monsterized. It's a sequel.

>> No.23565883

>>23565856
I want to make a monster girl go soft-yandere on me.

>> No.23565900

>>23565879
just doesn't sit right with me corruption or not it always gives me a bad reflection on an author's need to bring real world issues into monster girl stuff

>> No.23565908

>>23560955
i wanted to say "I'm disappointed in myself" but she started crying before i could finish. i have no idea how to make up for it because i'm socially retarded. i guess i'll try to cook her something she likes? it always cheers me up when she does that.

>> No.23566013

>>23565695
Nice. Was really looking forward to the sequel. Thanks for providing spideranon.

>> No.23566119

>>23560604
Shogs slowly assimilate your body until nothing but shog is left. There are no visual changes, however you'll notice certain effects like objects passing through you if they would have harmed you otherwise. You'll also feel yourself merging with anything made of slime, like your wife. This is an experience likened to sex in the amount of pleasure it brings, making you highly desired not only by your Shog but any slimes you might encounter.
You might be able to get other advantages out of this, but you'd have to talk to your Shog about it as KC didn't go into too much additional detail there.

>> No.23566205

>>23562983
The sun god who empowered the pharaohs is probably dead, which means they probably can't give any powers to worshipers now.

>> No.23566248

>>23565706
And the bossiest!

>> No.23566256

>>23565517
>Nurari wife diligently doing harem research on the computer while kiki maid wife serves her tea

>> No.23566271

>>23566256
Is that code for "looking through her husband's porn folder and search history"?

>> No.23566316
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23566316

How to become lamia food?

>> No.23566366

>>23566316
Marry one and she'll milk you of mana/semen.

>> No.23566374

>>23565695
cool

>> No.23566377

>>23566366
How do I get one to marry me?

>> No.23566388

>>23566377
Propose to her.

>> No.23566394

>>23566388
You're not a very creative, anon, are ya?

>> No.23566396

>>23566377
Go to a lamia village, at least one should take an interest in you.

Or get a mana marker attuned to lamia at a monster friendly town.

>> No.23566433

>>23566394
Simple solutions are good.

>> No.23566449

I had a dream about my sahu but she was in our world without any mge magicky stuff

>> No.23566497

>>23566271
Probably. But she would do a lot of research on monster girls in general to get the optimal harem. The first thing on her list was a maid monster girl after all. Hence the kiki maid wife

>> No.23566533
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>>23566316
Tell her that her eyes are beautiful. Works wonders with Basilisks as the take off their masks.

>> No.23566585
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23566585

Numbers are gathering at Onigashima

>> No.23566621

Which monster girl would deny me my personal liberties and refuse to give them back because she loves me?

>> No.23566633
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23566633

>>23566621
The surface world offers you nothing!

>> No.23566634

>>23566585
Its just Onifest, it'll be fine.

>> No.23566636

>>23566634
What kind of party is that?

>> No.23566643

>>23566621
Mindflayer

>> No.23566647

>>23566621
>>23566633
god i wanna be trapped under the water and raped by a delicious fish

>> No.23566658
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>>23565763
Salamander lolis stay genki and competitive even when you've easily defeated her and satisfied your pent up lust with her small body many times.

>> No.23566661

>>23566636
Woodstock sized drinking, wrestling, and grilling competition.

>> No.23566664

>>23566661
Are guys allowed?

>> No.23566671
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>>23566621
Not Gazer, because she knows that love shouldn't have to hurt.

>> No.23566678

>>23566658
But do they stay genki when impregnated after losing?

>>23566664
You are allowed to come.
Leaving is another matter.

>> No.23566680
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>>23566661
Grilling competition? This sounds like it might attract Wendigos pretending to be Oni.

>> No.23566694

>>23566680
It does but the onis don't mind, a dire wendi is a hell of a wrestling opponent and brings a lot of prestige.

Mini-wendis aren't allowed in though, oni brew is too tough for them.

>> No.23566706

>>23566694
Oh come on, they're always sipping on Wendidad's moonshine!

>> No.23566714

>>23566680
did she bite him?

>> No.23566723

>>23566714
It's a love bite.

>> No.23566727

>>23566706
Maybe but these oni are mixing liquors, I don't think young wendis have the stomachs for that yet.

>> No.23566733

>>23566723
i've never imagined sahu biting me

>> No.23566735
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23566735

>>23566727
Sucks to be them!

>> No.23566752

>>23566733
A fish bit me once

>> No.23566756

How do I get a demon wife?

>> No.23566762

>>23566756
Perform profane rituals

>> No.23566779

>>23566762
if you perform propane rituals you might get the demon lord of grilling

>> No.23566789

>>23566752
what happens if i try to catch a sahu with my fist and a flashlight?

>> No.23566806

>>23566789
Fists and flashlights might be a bit big for her first time...

>> No.23566827

>>23566714
>>23566723
Be careful eating a rack of ribs around Wendis, a little bit of barbecue sauce gets on your arm and suddenly 2 hungry Wendis are drooling over it

>> No.23566835

>>23566806
but i don't know how to bait a sahu

>> No.23566843

>>23566835
Wade into the water with your dick out and wait patiently.

>> No.23566865

>>23565442
I do not find harems to be attractive.

>> No.23566868

>>23566827
Try not to get any on your face, too.

>> No.23566870

>>23565451
Begone thot

>> No.23566879

>>23566843
but that would make it shrink

>> No.23566892

>>23566879
Yes. It's less intimidating that way.

>> No.23566896

>>23566868
>Wendi pile smothering you to lick your face
>lots of muffled awawas
There are worse ways to go

>> No.23567007
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23567007

Can undead even cook properly? Do they have sense of taste?

>> No.23567098

>>23562653
Fully accept that you’ve always been a Shoggoth (specifically her) and that because you don’t understand the mysteries of the cosmos, neither does she.

Then split yourself into three identical maids and fuck your adorable husband.

>> No.23567104
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23567104

It's morning. I want to pull Gazer into my bed, and sleep in I prone bone.

>> No.23567118

>>23567007
they might get burns from being clumsy

>> No.23567126

>>23563692
Tenko-san, don’t joke like that! Some weeb might actually try it!
Please let me sleep on your tails tonight!

>> No.23567203
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23567203

We need to protect the MGs from humans.

>> No.23567239

>>23567007
>"My Lord. I have prepared a traditional Zipangu curry dish for your consumption. It is important to me. That is, it is important that you keep your strength up."
>"Oh, you didn't need to do that, but thanks! You're the most talented bodyguard a guy could ever ask for. One question, though. Why is the rice pitch black?"
>"The online recipe said to add soya sauce 'to taste.' Thus, as directed, I progressively added more until I was able to perceive the flavor."
>"I see. One more question, then. Are undead still able to taste?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"Please consume the curry, my Lord. It is getting cold."
jiiiii

>> No.23567291

>>23567007
KC's undead aren't really even dead. There's no reason to think the ones intelligent enough to cook couldn't still do so normally.

>> No.23567332

>>23565908
>You cook her favorite food.
>She looks at you in disbelief.
>Tell her that she should try it.
>Slams her room shut and bawls her eyes out because she thought you were showing off that you were a better cook than her and that she could never meet your high expectations.

Just buy for her a roomba while you're at it, you monster.

>> No.23567374 [SPOILER] 
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23567374

LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE ears!

>> No.23567447

>>23567291
KC's undead are shit.

>> No.23567470

>>23567374
I was expecting a bat after that spoiler.

>> No.23567483

>>23567374
Sorry, I'm too distracted by her high-cut sweater leotard.

>> No.23567540
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>> No.23567600

>>23567332
im trying my best but my best is not good enough, that's why i hired a maid in the first place.

>> No.23567634

New loli species, tiger shark.

>> No.23567637

Hey, is KC done with introducing new regions? Like no more kingdoms? I wanted a Korea-inspired region where we get the North Korean monster, Pulagsari and the numerous other South Korean monsters like Imugi and Kumiho

>> No.23567668

>>23567634
New loli species, Sea Butterfly and Shrimp

>> No.23567681

>>23565338
>>23565426
Working girls need love too

>> No.23567685

>>23567637
No, he's focused on his game at the moment. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out with more after it's done though. The game probably has some new stuff in it too.

>> No.23567773 [SPOILER] 
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>>23567374
We need to go bigger.

>> No.23567817

>>23567773
I really like her hair.

>> No.23567826

>>23567447
They try so hard to be, yet they're monster girls so being shit is one of only two things they're bad at.

>> No.23567832

>>23567773
Jesus, I could bury my whole head in there!

>> No.23567897

>>23567826
KC isn't the god of monstergirls, people really tend to forget that.

>> No.23567906

>>23565695
>Radfem
Hard no.

>> No.23567947

>>23567897
Not THE god, but at least a demigod and basically god of these threads. No setting is going to be perfect for everyone, but he's done a decent approximation.

>> No.23567973
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23567973

So is mega kill now?

Someone should add pics from this guy to galleries, he has very noice pics with his noice models
https://guminit.booth.pm/
https://twitter.com/guminit/media

>> No.23567989

>>23567947
Hardly. Stop sucking cock.

>> No.23568016

>>23567947
This. The guy has made so many profiles and designs that there's something for everyone, and he's left enough room to make your own waifu on top of this by outright showing how the profile images are only single examples of an entire sub group or species.

>> No.23568025

>>23567989
What would you change, then? Which is your favorite setting?

>> No.23568049

>>23567947
You're never going to get through to contrarians who want to be different.

>> No.23568077

>>23568049
Cute monstergirls doing serious things and wrestling with serious emotions!

>> No.23568102
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23568102

Cute monster facts!

Reindeer (also read:caribou) migrate the farthest of any land-dwelling animal, with some herds travelling up to 5000km in a single year. An adult reindeer can run at speeds as high as 80km/h, going at full sprint. Newborn calves can stand on their own feet within minutes of birth, and can keep up with their parents by the next day.

Over the course of a year, caribou can radically alter their metabolisms and body mass. This is most noticeable in females, who rapidly gain and lose weight in accordance with the season and their mating eligibility.

Bonus: Reindeer regularly shed their antlers. The discarded antlers are used in various cultures' folk medicine, and the horns of breeding females are often ground into powder and sold as aphrodisiacs or fertility drugs.

>researcher anon lives and travels with a nomadic white horn tribe, observing and studying them for the winter
>one of the members of the tribe, a tall, slender christmas cake, speaks fluent english and offers to be his guide
>mostly this involves translation, but since the tribe keeps a brisk pace on their journey he often rides on her back to avoid falling behind
>she doesn't say it, but she begins to treasure the time he spends on her back, trading stories from his homeland for hers
>eventually Anon succumbs to illness from the hard winter travel, and has to return to civilization for treatment
>he finds his way back to the tribe months later, but can't seem to find his guide
>after searching for some time he finds her hiding in the tall grass of the plains, apparently avoiding him
>he coaxes her out, and sees she's gotten a little soft around the edges since spring came and she went into season
>she's a little embarassed, but the red flush on her cheeks isn't from shame
>a chilly spring breeze rolls in and she invites anon to sit with her by the fire, as he often did during winter storms, and they spend the night learning as much as they can from each other
>summer comes, and researcher anon has a thick, cuddly, very affectionate primary source of information on tribal marriage customs for his thesis
>then again, maybe the university can wait until after the twins arrive

>> No.23568135
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23568135

The Dark insignia section is the sabbath grimoire is very detailed, providing such a variety of effects depending on size, type, and location. What insignia would your wife have? Would she get them herself or would you pressure her into getting them?

>> No.23568166

>>23568025
My own, obviously. As for what I'd change that's personal, subjective and neither here nor there. The basic foundation is there to make basically everyone happy, it's not really hard. Monstergirls actually love you. There are few limited extraneous circumstances where they wouldn't love you. Just so they're not standing by the side of baby killing puppy kicking psychopaths. He's just an artist you're literally deifying.

>> No.23568197

>>23568135
Tattoo's are trashy

>> No.23568201

>>23567600
Well apparantly, your best is too good and now you've given her an inferiority complex because she can't reach your level. Why not just hire a shoggoth while you're at it?

>> No.23568221

>>23568135
I'd want my daughteru to get super intense and intricate ones on her tongue, nipples and clit.

>> No.23568230

>>23568102
Shy monsters are super cute. Migrating with the herd sounds really comfy.

>> No.23568233

>>23568166
So you are a contrarian faggot who doesn't even realize he's not disagreeing with me and doesn't understand metaphors. Got it and we're done here.

>> No.23568256

>>23568233
You're clearly too stupid to know what my point was to begin with. The disconnect here is on you.

>> No.23568266

>>23561863
>>23561817
>Tell her you'd like to pasturize the milk she gave you.
>And then tell her that you're going to refrigirate it first for a couple of hours before drinking it.
>She starts complaining and asking why you won't drink from the tap.
>Tell her all about a frenchie named Louis Pasteur and all the health risks of drinking non-pasturized milk.

How would she react?

>> No.23568278

>>23568102
It's very metal when they shed the velvet from their antlers.

>> No.23568282

>>23568049
You don't understand. KC committed the cardinal sin of including a monster designed around a fetish I dislike. This is unforgivable.

>> No.23568307

>>23568135
small pleasure insignia on her hands and legs, for sexual harrasment. Maybe a siphon for her mouth too.

>> No.23568316
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>>23568135
Don't exactly have a waifu, but I'm a fan of the idea of a pleasure insignia on the hips and a demon's contract crest on the womb. I prefer insignia that signify confidence rather than loss of composure.

>Pleasure insignia are engraved mainly in places where strong pleasure is induced during sex. By engraving on the “hips”, the pleasure of shaking one's hips while joined with a man can be dramatically enhanced, so most people engrave on the hips to enjoy sex. Even though a pleasure insignia engraved on the hips produces so much pleasure that it would drive a human woman crazy, it's an indication of the confidence and composure to claim that pleasure as one's own, and it's also like flaunting that one is a champion of the bedroom, a being sustained by pleasure.

>> No.23568386

>I blasphemed the gospel

>> No.23568412

>>23568102
i wanna marry a white horn!

>> No.23568418

>>23568266
She'd understand the science behind it, but be offended that you're comparing her milk to that of an animal's milk

>> No.23568452

>>23568135
I'm not usually a fan of tattoos in general, but everything about the vixen insignia enamors me. I can see one of those as a tramp stamp or somewhere on the thigh where only I'd usually see it except for maybe the tip or so.

>> No.23568489

>>23568386
We need more monster girls in nun habits.

>> No.23568513

What species is your wife/s?

>> No.23568515

>>23568135
anything for her meaty tail

>> No.23568519

>>23568489
I see a few nuns of His Holy Word in this very thread. They suck a real mean dick.

>> No.23568536

>>23568418
>you're comparing her milk to that of an animal's milk
It is an animal's milk. "Baby me and you ain't nothin' but mammals so let's--" and then you get raped before finishing your line.

>> No.23568551

>>23568513
One and only dragon.

>> No.23568559

>>23568135
She wouldn't deface her body with such things.

She might try to give one to me, though. Temporary, with various effects relevant to our shared hobbies.

>> No.23568605

>>23567637
Even if he was, Korean monsters could count for Mist Continent.

>> No.23568637

>>23568513
just my fish

>> No.23568683

>>23567637
the abyss, and maybe south american monsters are next I think

>> No.23568729

>>23568513
I don't have/merit a wife.

>> No.23568748

>>23568513
I don't have one

>> No.23568795

>>23562971
Gave me an idea.
>be cuck husband to a Shoggoth wife
>live together with the bull in your shared bio-house
>for him, it's the classical every-need-fulfilled perfect-maid life
>for you it's more akin to the SCP-835 style existence
Forbidden kind of hot.

>> No.23568810

>>23568513
She's an Anubis but she's infected with Apophis venom and she acts like a Pharaoh. She may even be undead like one too but she lacks the voice. I worry she's gone into 'donut steel' territory.

>> No.23568842

>>23564923
>reabsorbs all the slime
I can't help but worry for any Shog's husband who has already "merged" with her

>> No.23568869

>>23568513
Dark Mage.
I know they aren't the most monstrous of the encyclopedia's offerings, but I'm drawn to them like no other. The very idea of living in a comfy woodland cottage and offering myself up as a familiar and husband to one pleases me like nothing else.

>> No.23568870

>>23568842
I think worry is an understatement when someone can fuck their toaster.

>> No.23568881

>>23568102
Shy White Horn are easy to find, just listen for the jingling of her breasts bell

>> No.23568904

>>23568795
is it cucking if a girl falls in love with your wife and they fuck but then your wife convinces her to fuck you and she falls in love with your dick?

>> No.23568906

>>23568513
Sahuagin, she's cute.

>> No.23568929

>>23568906
best fish with meaty tail

>> No.23568967

>>23565695
>hearing your kikimom scream a safe word when she's with your dad
Truly horrifying

>> No.23568971

>>23568904
Literally just a harem

>> No.23569000

>>23568513
Dragon, Kikimora and Automaton

>> No.23569005

>>23568513
Night Gaunt

>> No.23569007

>>23568795
>shogfags are literal cucks
Not even surprised.

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>>23568513
Hellhound, Hobgoblin, Kobold, Demon, Wight, Hinezumi, Lich, Salamander, Jabberwock, Baphomet, Kikimora. And speaking of my wives, Sookmo was kind enough to draw my Hobgoblin wife! https://twitter.com/cycho6212/status/1253971714632847362
>>23568810
I wouldn't worry about that anon, I think most of us have our little quirks with our wives. For example I have what most people would probably consider to be too many, we have anons who want to get intimate with their daughterus or others who's waifu is pretty much the profile girl. There's just a lot of different ways things can end up and there's nothing wrong with being a bit off profile.

>> No.23569068

>>23568810
Graped anubis have a special spot in my heart. I really like all that calculating intellect bent towards manipulating me.

>> No.23569088

Wikifag here, all the most recent content has been uploaded to the mega archive. You can grab all of it from the fanart hub. That'll be the last update on the situation unless I find another host.

>> No.23569089

>>23568810
Anon she's your waifu not a character you're submitting to the nobel prize for literature, she can be the biggest donut steal mary sue ever but that doesn't matter if she makes you happy.

>> No.23569121

>>23568513
Gazer

>> No.23569138

>>23569089
This. Who cares whatever anyone says about her, she's what you want the most out of a woman and anyone who looks down on that can go fuck themselves.

>> No.23569177

>>23568513
Awoobis!

>> No.23569216

Had a dream about having a H'Orc housewife last night. I loved it, I want to go back.

>> No.23569230

>>23568135
I feel they're trashy and look terrible, but she'd probably love the idea of pleasure runes and get one of those at some point.

>> No.23569256

>>23568266
fresh milk from healthy cows is essentially risk-free. Pasteurization was mandated in the US during a time when dairy was produced in incredibly filthy conditions- and it was known even then, from the study that preceeded the law, that pasteurization reduced the nutrition content and digestibility of dairy.
Tl;dr pasteurized milk is strictly worse unless you think your cows might be sick

>> No.23569263

>>23568513
I have not pinned her down yet- but narrative conditions demand she is quite strong with magick, or is friends with mamano who are.

>> No.23569273

>>23568904
that's just a threesome

>> No.23569282
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>>23568513
Hellhound

>> No.23569291

>>23569282
What the hell am I looking at

>> No.23569292

>>23569230
if my wife had a tattoo that i could molest to make her squirt more on her tail so i could lick it up then i'm getting one

>> No.23569299

>>23569282
Based draw anon, keep at it

>> No.23569323

>>23569292
That's fine, but if my wife got a tattoo/pleasure rune I'm still calling it out as the MGE tramp stamp it is.

>> No.23569328

>>23569282
I see more hell than hound in that drawing, and it scares me.

>> No.23569329

>>23569299
That's an old drawing though. He's gotten a lot better.

>> No.23569334

>>23569291
My wife

>> No.23569367
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>Walking the streets one night
>Find a depressed, dejected, black harpy whore in a dark alley after she's had a long day of being taken advantage of
>She's messy, hair disheveled, scratched up, and appears to have lost all hope
>Shove $5 in her face for a blowjob
>She instinctively and reluctantly accepts
>Forcefully nut in her mouth but pull out just towards the end to blast her face a couple hot ropes of cum
>Zip up and walk away
>Just before you leave the alley, you ask "well, you comin' or what?"
>Look back to see she's just confused
>"This is your chance out. You can stay with me."
>She hastily gathers her few things, rushes up to you, and clings to your arm
>She's a bit smelly and dirty from her work but you don't mind; you can tell she's a good girl in an unfortunate circumstance
>Take her home and give her a proper meal and shower
>She quiet the whole time, but you can tell she's thankful
>Only have one bed
>She cuddles you in bed that night, holding you tightly
>No sex, just time for her to heal
The start of a healthy, beautiful marriage. Nothing better than taking a girl off the streets and giving her a loving home

>> No.23569379

>>23568513
Big Yeti

>> No.23569409
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Small update on our tour through Saida. I'll probably keep doing them in pairs like this.
https://pastebin.com/W3xukpeJ
https://pastebin.com/yA0kMzvi

>Saida Neon Street
>This is the center of the city of Saida, “Saida Neon Street”. It’s called that due to there being so many neon signs set up everywhere that it almost makes your eyes hurt, as well as the flashy neon lights projected into the sky. The place we’re standing now is right at the center of the city. There are bars, a lot of shops, and even several outdoor stages; it’s the liveliest place in Saida besides the live venues. It’s not because of the men either. Look, it’s from those women over there, who are mostly thunderbirds. However, it seems they’ve gotten the attention of the local flirts. They’re all acting rather docile. Like that. They’ve already wrapped their wings around them, and are caressing the men’s bodies all over, but that’s their way of being docile. There are so many people here on this street because there are several other streets that extend from here in the direction of the mountains surrounding Saida, so this place has become a passage of sorts. You’ll understand what I mean if you enter another street. Shall we go?

>Eldin Soul Street
>This is “Eldin Soul Street” It’s called that because there is a “Statue of Meeting” between the hero, Lyle, and the first diva, Eldin. Do you know the legend of Saida? The meeting of those two is the beginning of modern Saida. For that reason, this is a place of beginnings.

>“Street of Meeting”
>As the name suggests, a lot of novice song maidens gather here, recruiting band members, appealing themselves while performing in the street, or looking for a band to invite them. Look, the walls are even covered in band member recruitment posters.

>It’s not as much as earlier, but it seems there are quite a lot of people around. It feels like there are many song maidens playing instruments by themselves, or couples watching such a performance together. Huh? Everyone is looking at you with dirty eyes? Yeah, that’s because you’re a man. Like that, they’re looking for a partner that matches their wavelength, or a tasty looking man, and when they’ve found one, they grab his arms and try to drag him into their band.

>Look, if I weren’t here, you’d probably end up like that. That man has two Succubi firmly grasping his arms. I think he’ll probably be brought to a live house. It looks like the three of them had a session a little while ago. It seems that man is a beginner, and those two women were a match for him. Improvised sessions are like a substitute for greetings here, so I guess it feels like a true performance after the greeting. There are loads of girls and groups that want a male band member like this. I don’t think it has anything to do with being a beginner or inexperienced. The most important thing for us monsters is that we want to fuck them. I think guys that want to form a band with us are the best. In the first place, there are many monsters that become motivated just from there being a man. That’s an impure motive? Yeah, it is. You know, it’s said there are a lot of people that get into music because it makes men look cool, or to be popular with women. Since there is always a feeling that there’s an ulterior motive, such impure motives are welcome in this city. Even women look at men with such eyes, so it’s even. At the end of the day, when men and women get together, they perform, and then they fuck. It doesn’t really matter where they start. Also, the girls that form bands are together all the time, and often are very close, so like those girls we saw earlier, it’s common for all of the band to have the same man as a lover or a husband. There are also times when there are two men and two women that become a pair of close couples, but when there is only one man in a band, I think he’ll be doing all the members everywhere. Even if the man has no ulterior motives, if he ends up in a band with only women, it’ll definitely end up like that.

>Come to think of it, I wonder if I should look for band members.
>I have this kind of personality, and I’m still by myself without a girl that matches my wavelength.
>…For now, let’s follow those Succubi from earlier.
>That’s not what I meant. I’m thinking of showing you a live house.

>> No.23569431

Honestly I just want to fry and eat the eggs my wife lays

>> No.23569461

>>23569367
this is very wholesome, as much as used goods doesn't really appeal to me, i like the healing that comes after :)

>> No.23569522

>>23564653
Ah yes, the best haircut

>> No.23569523

what is the scariest/most dangerous species?

>> No.23569532
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>>23564708
>>23564896
Protegg

>> No.23569541

>>23569523
alice

>> No.23569551

>>23569523
Not the species really but I'm scared of drowning so all the water-based girls are a big nope for me.

>> No.23569569

>>23569409
Thanks for doing these

>> No.23569571
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>>23566621
I wouldn't say my personal liberties are denied, but between being entrusted with magical secrets and being a known "lolicon" it is in my best intrests to keep my distance from greater human society.

>> No.23569576

>>23569409
>Monstergirl bands aren't about the music and only about getting dick
This only helps fuel my scepticism on the setting. Nobody is in it for the art, they only care about the sex. I bet the music suffers heavily for this.

>> No.23569594

>>23566621
Demon

>> No.23569614

>>23569523
Angry Kiki

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>> No.23569696

>>23568102
These are always fun! And your green is amazing!

>> No.23569713

>>23569431
But do you have to eat all the eggs?

>> No.23569724

>>23569576
I bet we would see a good number of husband-wife bands that put out good work.

>> No.23569731

>>23569696
Unbelievably based anon, way to be.

>> No.23569739

>>23569713
God I hope so.

I want to take them, sticky and warm, immediately from the nest to the frying pan.

>> No.23569743

>>23568489
Very much agree!

>>23568513
Slime carrier and shoggoth carrier!

>> No.23569747

>>23568513
Baphomet

>> No.23569751
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>>23569576
It doesn't really say that though. Sure sex is the priority, but it's not all they care about in a band. It even states that "many" are motivated from there being a man, not "all."

And certainly one can care about both. The tour guide makes a valid point that such impure/mixed motives are common among human musicians too.

>> No.23569758
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>>23560577

>> No.23569783

>>23562780
I think you mean 6 feet you god damn eurofag.

>> No.23569803

>>23562853
Ur w1af is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat m8

>> No.23569810

>>23569409
Thank you so much for these translation!

>> No.23569811

How would a retired kiki behave? The ones that didn't retire because they got married, but because they got old.

>> No.23569847

>>23569811
I don't think Kikis would ever retire from cleaning, cleaning is a part of their souls.

>> No.23569856

>>23569811
Depressed

>> No.23569864

>>23569811
>Has a garden, which she uses to cook all of her food. She mainly grows potatoes, dill, and some MGE exclusive goods.
>Anyone she knows who visits her will be offered countless meals. Expect to gain 10 pounds before you leave.
>When she's not cooking or filling up space in public transport, she's looking out from her balcony at the people passing by. The locals don't need police or cameras, they have her.

>> No.23569918

>>23569811
Like a stereotypical babushka

>> No.23569931

>kiki's are russian
Where did this retarded meme come from anyway?

>> No.23569958

>>23569931
They do have a mythological counterpart.

>> No.23569959

>>23569931
Because they are from russian folklore

>> No.23569962

>>23569931
Same place literal retard Wurms and French Tritonias came from.
This fucking thread.

>> No.23569967

>>23569931
Kikimora is a creature from Slavic folklore.

>> No.23569969

>>23569931
Kikimora is a slavic mystycal being. Russia is the biggest and most known slavic country.

>> No.23570002

>>23569751
I doubt they'll be able to compete with artists who care about their craft over the financial or sexual compensation though. It's common in to see artists with ulterior motives being inferior to those who just want to express themselves.
I'd be surprised if monsters could even hold a candle to our better singers and performers, especially since their analogues are clearly based off Japanese idol culture which somehow manages to be more offensive to listen to than the average manufactured pop music group.

>> No.23570033 [DELETED] 

>>23569811
>How would a retired kiki behave?
Becoming a tree "decoration"

She'll become an undead kiki and serve in the undead kingdom and find a nice undead incubus mastah

>> No.23570051

>>23569931
The origin of the myth is Russia but there's no Russia in MGE. Russia has as much to do with MGE Kikis as monsters who murder humans do.

>> No.23570063

>>23569962
>>23569931
>fucking brainlets ITT

>> No.23570114

>>23570051
So how's that different than not egypt, not japan and not china?

>> No.23570116

>>23570002
>t. Failed artist
I'm joking

>> No.23570159

>>23570114
KC hasn't named Not!Russia yet.

I just assumed it was a cold region, like the Ice Queen's Kingdom. That would work for Not!Eastern Europe

>> No.23570162

>>23570114
Similar kingdoms to those exist in MGE, a not-Russia has never been mentioned nor is it looking like it will in the near future.
It's like people trying to force the aussie thing onto MGE bunyips when it was just the country of the origin myth

>> No.23570163

>>23570162
>It's like people trying to force the aussie thing onto MGE bunyips when it was just the country of the origin myth
I don't see a problem with that

>> No.23570164

>>23570114
there's no not-russia (yet), but there is not-eastasia and not-egypt

>> No.23570194
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>>23569931
VK group likes Kikis too

>> No.23570200

>>23566119
Slime harem, here I come! Oh, but it would seem odd for a maid to be the head wife though

>> No.23570211

>love the concept of Nurarihyon
>don't like large breasts, which they're nearly universally depicted with
>can't stand the smell of smoke

>> No.23570225

>>23570211
that is her darkness magic not tabacco and she can just have smaller breasts anyway

>> No.23570227

>>23570211
>don't like large breasts,
This is in no way an issue.

>can't stand the smell of smoke
This is, however . The smell could vary a lot based on what she's smoking, though.

>> No.23570263

>>23570225
>>23570227
That helps resolve things quite a bit. And yeah, with the smoke being concentrated mana instead of tobacco, she could just manipulate the smell on a whim.

>> No.23570274
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>>23570211
She's not smoking smoke, that's "darkness" manifested in a smoke-like form that she wraps her body in.

>> No.23570277

>>23570211
>don't like large breasts, which they're nearly universally depicted with
Go off profile, loli or tall flat smoke hobo
>can't stand the smell of smoke
One could smoke demon realm herbs which smell nothing like the tobacco we know. Seeing how MGE works, it's probably an incredibly pleasant smell nothing like we could compare it to.

>> No.23570278

>>23568102
I find centaurs disgusting, probably because I've owned horses and it's just too furry. But for some reason, I can abide white horns on some level.

>> No.23570300

>>23570162
There's no not-South-America either, but they're still treated as if they were from SA tribes by default and it would be unusual if you showed one that's a Zulu or a viking.

>> No.23570303

>>23570278
Probably the clothes and long white hair.
That's what does it for me, at least.

>> No.23570307

>>23570278
Same here. I think I just find the horse part too bestial, in addition to associating it too much with actual horses.

>> No.23570319

>>23570263
>That helps resolve things quite a bit.
We have people with that quibble often. Looks, especially body shape, are rarely an issue in the MGE. There are a few obligate (by default) loli monsters, a few obligate (again by default and I believe smaller in number) titcows, but aside from that? Sky's the limit, and even then there's potions and spells to change body type outside of species norm.

The profile image doesn't really matter, it's more about the text.

>> No.23570320

>>23570300
I was rewording the post and fucked up by not including the mention of Ocelomeh in the end.

>> No.23570339

>>23570274
When it's been a while since I've read the profile, it's sometimes hard to separate canon from memes.

>>23570277
>>23570319
I understand going off-profile, but even most fanart is similar to the profile.

>> No.23570351

>>23570300
This is a good point, as well as how the mythology/pantheon of the main MGE continent combines a number of different ones (for instance Eros being the creator of the apsara when in actual mythology that was another deity from another pantheon and another continent).

Basically there is nothing wrong with including aspects of the regional culture that inspired a given monster girl, at least when they are supported by the profile/making of, etc. even if there is no actual equivalent region in the MGE world.

That is the main MGE continent seems to a big mishmash of mythologies, city states and cultures, only united by the worship of the chief god being prevalent among the humans.

>> No.23570352

>>23570194
>Soviet, KGB, dominatrix kiki
Imagine

>> No.23570365

>>23570351
I'm still a bit surprised with how thunderbirds turned out, not that it's not nice in it's own way.

>> No.23570404

>>23570339
>most fanart is similar to the profile.
The profile fits a common definition of sexy, it's the first exposure to the MGE variant of that girl, and it's recognizable. It makes sense.

>> No.23570437

>>23570404
>common definition of sexy

>> No.23570476
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23570476

S Q U I S H
https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0

>> No.23570501

>>23570404
I understand that. I just find that for most mamono I like, I have to rely exclusively on imagination and mental images for them to be attractive.

>> No.23570509

>>23570339
>I understand going off-profile, but even most fanart is similar to the profile.
Most fanart just depicts what made them like the monster girl, if you look at the world guides and side guides you'll see that there's so much more variation that people don't give thought to though.

>> No.23570516

>>23570476
What a funny way to say mating-press.

>> No.23570531

>>23570501
You can always pick up a pen and make a leanan side proud. It's so hard, I want an art fairy to "ganbare" me, but I don't actually like fairies.

>> No.23570556

>>23570476
>she teleports behind you and pinch your cheeks back
>"mine are softer so I win nyahaha"

>> No.23570573

>>23570556
Paw pads on my face sound like win to me.

>> No.23570596

>>23570573
Probably breasts on your back if she has any, too. It's not a bad situation at all.

>> No.23570602

>>23570531
I have pretty much no artistic skill, and very little manual dexterity. I wouldn't even know where to start developing the basic physical coordination needed to draw.

>>23570509
I see quite a bit of off-profile art for some girls, though.

>> No.23570609
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23570609

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81058281

>> No.23570618

>>23570501
You'll just have to imagine the loli Nurarihyon, that brings you more lewd lolis of species that are mostly decipted as onee-sans and titcows.

>> No.23570647

>>23570609
It's neat how they can exhaust you physically with their coils and mentally with their enchanted voice.

>> No.23570673

>>23570556
Well yeah, she's softer than me in general.

>> No.23570677

>>23570647
The absolute dream

>> No.23570697
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BIG MEATY PAWS!

>> No.23570706
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>>23570697
Shit, wrong image.

>> No.23570711

>>23570609
Someone remembers vanilla lamia!

>> No.23570720

>>23570618
I'd rather a medium-chested teenage Nurarihyon.

>> No.23570726

>>23570697
>>23570706
Why do you even have those in the same folder anon?

>> No.23570743

>>23570706
how do you fuck it up that badly?

>> No.23570756

>>23570711
I like them because they are described as almost as yandere as the Shirohebi but they have much more variation in hair and scale color than the Shirohebi. Also with the personality listed as variable you can easily make them however you want with out any breed baggage.

>> No.23570767

>>23570711
Vanilla lamia is tied for my favorite with apophis. I love the blonde look with slightly tanned skin. KC did an excellent job with her design. Shame she doesn't get more fanart

>> No.23570785

>>23570352
>KGB Kiki is your pretend wife to get information out of you
>she has a KGB dossier on you with all of your information
>and all of your fetishes
>she's still stuck in the 1980s KGB though
>your "futuristic" laptop fascinates her while she's using a 386 computer and those giant brick cell phones

>> No.23570822

>>23570720
Fascinating taste. I bet her parties would be wilder than a more mature hon's.

>> No.23570851
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23570851

what species would Haruko be?
for some reason, i'd imagine her being a manticore.

>> No.23570900
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23570900

>>23570851
Cheshire

>> No.23570914
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>>23570726
>>23570743
Haven't finished moving my monster girl content to its containment folder

>> No.23570935

>>23570851
>>23570900
Seconded

>> No.23570962

What should a kiki do if she can't master her babushka's famous borscht recipe?

>> No.23570978

>>23570962
make her own recipe that surpasses her babushka's

>> No.23571039
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23571039

>teaching an automaton how to count
>she only understands hexadecimal system and can't compute double digits when writing the numbers 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15

>> No.23571062

>>23571039
Good thing I can count binary whew

>> No.23571086
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23571086

>>23570711
This artist seems to really like vanilla/base MGE girls, with their other art including vanilla succubus and alraune.

>> No.23571089

>>23570914
>why contain it.jpg

>> No.23571103
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23571103

>>23568135
I can see my troll wife having some on her hands and fingers, as well as on her feet.

>> No.23571143

>>23571039
>why are these so soft when your other parts is metal?

>> No.23571155
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23571155

>>23570767
>Shame she doesn't get more fanart

At least she's gotten more than poor gargoyle. People loved her redesign, but not enough to actually do much art of her evidently.

>> No.23571173

>>23570711
Leah got graped into one in the 2nd exet game. The first thing she did as a Lamia was using her newfound long tongue to milk Al

>> No.23571186

>>23571039
Of course she can compute those.
She just doesn’t get why you skipped to 10 from 9.

>> No.23571241

If they're not pinned to the ground with their ankles up at your shoulders, you're not fucking them hard enough

>> No.23571281

>>23571086
Someone has to, he's a hero

>> No.23571290

>>23571241
Powerbottoming in amazon position doesn't count?

>> No.23571338

>>23571241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NxreLH6hA

>> No.23571357

>>23565426
>come home one day
>Nurarihyon has moved in
>the two of you meet a Bicorn a couple months later
>their waifu addictions begin to feed off of one another

>> No.23571413

>>23570339
Might want to reference KC's "making of" notes, since he goes further in depth on the smoke.

Someone please remember to back up a copy of that folder off the MEGA

>> No.23571421

>>23571357
>Nurarihyon has moved back in.
FTFY

>> No.23571620

How long will a Hellhound let me lick her face?

>> No.23571640

>Single-tailed Inari who matches you in relative age
>You can’t really describe her as “polite”
>What is she, some old granny?
>But she’s good natured, friendly, and absolutely hilarious
>Has a massive crush on you, but can’t work up the courage to confess just yet
>So you and her end up doing a lot of dating activities as “friends”
>Friends who never flirt with anyone else, when they’re alone or together
>Friends who hold hands and each lunch together and give each other long scalp, sometimes without warning
>And yeah you did kiss once or twice but that was...
>You had ice cream on your face and she was helping you get it off!
>Anon is quietly waiting for the day she admits to wanting an official relationship, completely with under-the-covers hand holding and super lovey dovey sex.

>> No.23571645

>>23569931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikimora

>> No.23571667

>>23571620
as long as you licked her cunny

>> No.23571670

Describe a prank to pull on a monster girl when using a time stopping pocket watch. All manner of devilry works. Removing a Rata's paper from her typewritter while she is in the middle of typing it and replacing it with a blank sheet is a simple example.

>> No.23571714

>>23571421

This post made me imagine an Animal Crossing style game featuring monster girl characters. Stop that. I don't need to imagine things like this that may never, ever be.

>> No.23571718
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>>23571667
>cunny
I'm fine with oral, but I'm not a lolicon, I want a Hellhound like pic related.

>> No.23571722

>>23571670
Replacing a Dragon’s hoard with chocolate coins and ring pops.
Un-cleaning things your Kikimora just dusted.
Assuming your Shoggoth wife isn’t affected by the watch, and walking straight up to her for a kiss.
Fluffing up a fox’s tails until they’re huge and puffy, knowing you’re going in Fluffy Tail Jail as a result
Repeatedly escaping Fluffy Tail Jail until you realize she’s letting you get away with it, and thinks the pranks you’re pulling are hilarious
>Gaining a deeper respect for your fox wife as a result and cuddling her extra close in bed that night

>> No.23571770

>>23571714
should it be chibi-fied like animal crossing or non-chibi?
should it be rendered in 3d or be a 2d isometric game?
should it be anime or nintendo-style?
should it have porn or basically reference sex and indirectly show it so that it can be widely available?

>> No.23571792

Flat girls might as well be boys and men.

>> No.23571799

>>23562926
What if they're a couple who adopted you? There is the theory of ageless monster husband and wife couples from before they all became monster girls being changed into monster girl couples that would still be around.

>> No.23571802

>>23571670
Put an eggplant into a Manticore's tail

>> No.23571804

>>23571670
Interrupting a couple/harem to place a condom on the male.

>> No.23571815 [SPOILER] 
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23571815

We know Inari and Youko are tricksters, but what about much older foxes? Are their pranks basically the same, or significantly more elaborate?
Pic related could legitimately be a Kitsune fucking with people if he was genderflipped.

>> No.23571826

>>23571804
>Anon came inside his waifu but she didn't sense his spirit energy
>she finds out there's a condom on his cock
He's gonna get milked dry isn't he

>> No.23571837

>>23571770

Chibi like Animal Crossing or Utawarerumono, if only to make it easier to create and add more characters.

3D, but with 2d pixel sprites for the in-game Lore book.

Probably Nintendo style, just to match the 3D Chibi aesthetic.

Probably reference sex, but make the ame easily mod-able so people can create and mod in scenes they want. Lurking on this general, I've seen you people are way more creative with scenes than any one dev team could hope to match.

>> No.23571863

>>23571792
So if I marry a flat girl and have mantits, I'm the wife?

>> No.23571869

>>23571863
Yes, you alp

>> No.23571897

>>23571826
And all of it is going into condoms that keep appearing. And when she tries to empty said condoms, they vanish with the semen still in them.

>> No.23571911

Getting brutally fucked in the Amazon position from a normally soft and cuddly monstergirl! Passing out from cumming so hard, then waking back up from cumming harder!

>> No.23571921

>>23571897
This is basically the plot to Monstergirl Kill Bill.

>> No.23571922

>>23571911
That's the dream

>> No.23571982
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>>23571792
This is bad bait. All I have to say to you is; Cunny.

>> No.23571986

>>23571911
Trolls are so nice and friendly, it must be amazing to be dommed by one.

>> No.23572008

>>23571982
I don't like little boys.

>> No.23572024

>>23572008
dark mages do!

>> No.23572054

>>23567773
I don’t speak Japanese, what is she trying to tell me?

>> No.23572061

>>23571922
Doggystyle with pears is the dream.

>>23572008
>I don't like little boys.
It's good thing that lolis are little girls, then.

>> No.23572077

>>23571718
Meaty, sweaty, smelly cunny!

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>>23571718
That's a little too much abdominals for me, I like toned bellies, that's just eugh

>> No.23572111

>>23561172
I let yananon have full reign of how she acts, but she tends to be more kuu at home, where a hug will last 3 hours and when I ask if she's done I just get a quiet no. She's a bit more of a hardass at work.

>> No.23572137

>>23561172
Already wrote about a greentext about how I met my Hellhound waifu but you all hated me for it.

>> No.23572151

i eagerly await the lewd part of griffon story

>> No.23572186

>>23572111
>but she tends to be more kuu at home, where a hug will last 3 hours and when I ask if she's done I just get a quiet no
That's the cutest thing I've ever read. Kuus are good girls.

>> No.23572202

>>23571815
Significantly more elaborate for certain, but on the other hand they also have that much experience to know how to not "cross the line."

>> No.23572290

>>23572151
I know I promised but I got caught up in some yard work today, tomorrow for sure

>> No.23572340

I live!

https://pastebin.com/FspFcMJd

Hopefully I'll be able to get back to my regular pace now that the project I was working on finished.

>> No.23572351

>>23572202
I like to think that inari can manage to suppress their trickster urges when acting as a public face of a shrine, but when it comes to their husbands they find so cute they can't help themselves. Nothing that can't be fixed by a kiss on the forehead and a home cooked meal, but still highly mischievous.

The feeling of knowing your wife is comfortable enough to be herself around you seems like it would be very sweet.

>> No.23572388

What's a typical Saturday with a pharaoh like?

>> No.23572406
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>>23568135
If I incubize and get tons of tattoo runework could I turn into that Ishuzoku Reviewers Incubus and go around banging MGs like it was my job? Or maybe write it down for a MGE Sexpedia to make it into an actual job?

>> No.23572409

>>23572388
https://youtu.be/u3K8VlxVLKo

>> No.23572413

>>23572388
Bathing in sand, a good day's labor, then a night of mindmelting pleasures

>> No.23572496

>>23568513
Kakuen raiju ryu mad hatter

>> No.23572503

>>23570962
>get this man out of here he's delusional

>> No.23572532

>>23567203
But these two look like recurring joke villains from a power ranger series.

>> No.23572540

>>23572532
You calling me a queer?

>> No.23572555
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23572555

>>23572540
I'm not calling you one I said you look like one

>> No.23572572
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23572572

I need cute P'Orcs.

>> No.23572596

>>23568513
ushi-oni, hellhound, manticore, baphomet put together

>> No.23572602

>>23572572
P'Orcs are cute, but I want a H'Orc so I can huff the fluff collar.

>> No.23572612

>>23572602
fluff collars were made for huffing

>> No.23572613

>>23572406
this picture is funny

>> No.23572617

>>23571792
I'm guessing you're an oedipoid.

>> No.23572621
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>>23572612
Indeed

>> No.23572654

>>23572612
>>23572621
Mana is stored in the fluff collar.

>> No.23572661
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>>23572654
truth

>> No.23572672
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>>23572661
Fuck I wanna be enslaved by a cruel lioness real bad

>> No.23572684
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23572684

consider: bodystockings
thank to best mommafox for modeling

>> No.23572704

>>23572672
Based

>> No.23572735
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23572735

>>23560577

>> No.23572765

>>23572621
Kind of um furry

>> No.23572767
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23572767

>>23572704
>Based on what?

>> No.23572774

>>23572767
Based on my dick.

>> No.23572779

>>23572672
I want to turn a cruel lioness into a loving housewife by making her pregnant!

>> No.23572781
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23572781

>>23572767
Do you guys even know where "based" comes from despite throwing it around like that? Legit question, I feel like I'm the only one who knows this

>> No.23572795 [DELETED] 

>>23572765
Who s/fur here?

>> No.23572807

>>23572767
Haku-san please calm down, it's just an expression.

>> No.23572817

>>23572781
Comes from Lil B owning plebs who used it to insult him.

>> No.23572855

>>23572817
Oohh bravo didn't expect that, TYBG
/v/tards didn't know that when I brought it up there

>> No.23572877

>>23572767
>"Haku-sensei, I graduated over three years ago! Please just find a boyfriend!"

>> No.23572885

>>23572855
Why would you assume /v/ knows what words mean?

>> No.23572917

>>23572661
Sure want to go on an ill-fated jungle adventure.

>> No.23572955

>>23572885
they usually do dont they?

>> No.23572959
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>>23572684
Cutest boat.

>> No.23572974
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>>23572684
Bodystockings?

>> No.23572976

>>23572955
Basic literacy is already a huge reach for /v/

>> No.23572991

>>23572974
I wish I had the tail sock image to post.

>> No.23573005
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>>23572976
I know but I like to give benefit of doubt y'know

>> No.23573033

>>23572735
Gotta grow up sometime

>> No.23573077

>>23572877
you got straight As in her class so that makes you hers

>> No.23573078
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>>23568135
So does that mean that I could get one on my tongue to make cunnilingus/analingus/general body worship more pleasant for my waifu?

>> No.23573089

>>23573005
why is she mad

>> No.23573103
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What kind of books does your daughterfu read?

>> No.23573122

>>23573078
It's probably possible to make one that does that, at least.

>> No.23573149

>>23573103
Probably normie shit like harry potter

>> No.23573153

>>23573103
Father-daughter romance.

>> No.23573165

>>23573089
Can't figure out how to turn the breaker on

>> No.23573179

>>23573103
Horror, books about the paranormal, folklore and fairytale collections. Similar to what I read as a kid.

>> No.23573206
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>>23573103
Advanced math books! And stories about knights!

>> No.23573255

>>23573077
>hear how possessive Hakus get over both straight A and constant verge-of-failing students, depending on their temperament
>decide to intentionally bomb your Haku teacher's final project to bring your grade down to a B+
>just enough to make her lose interest, you tell yourself, but not enough to really affect your average too badly
>go home that night after your abysmal presentation, feeling pretty smug about the whole thing and how clever your plan was
>wake up chained in her basement, her fussing over you and trying to comfort you, promising she will protect you from anything that could possibly upset her precious star student

>> No.23573285

>>23572661
She definitely wakes you up by sitting on your face

>> No.23573311

>>23572877
>"I have you idiot!"
>cut to Haku eating Hakuendess icecream by the pint and adding to her massive document of all the typos Anon makes on social media

>> No.23573333

>>23573149
what a shit daughteru get a better one

>> No.23573361

>>23573255
see he fucked up by not being average the whole time

>> No.23573435

>>23573333
Not all daughterus are special snowflake emo edgy father fucking fucks

>> No.23573503
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>>23572602
I like P'Orcs that have more power than High Orcs

>> No.23573504

>>23573435
>not fucking your daughter
*hits pipe*

>> No.23573550

>>23573311
>"Let's see what we have this week! A misplaced 'H', that was clearly supposed to be an 'A', that poor boy must be under so much streas if he forgot that 'K'..."
>"Wait...H-A-K-U-S-E-N-S-E-I?"
>"'Haku-sensei, please find a boyfriend'?!"
>(screaming teacher noises)
A local tanuki ice cream vender made a small fortune that very night.

>> No.23573569

>>23573550
She's gonna break a window with a dictionary and then calmly enter via the broken window and make love to him

>> No.23573577

>>23573153
but that's incest!

>> No.23573582
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>>23572340
My favourite story, never stop my dude

>> No.23573599

>>23572340
Missed this till now! Glad to have you back magus

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>>23572991

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>>23572877
>Oh anon, Ms. Haku sent me! Have you done your homework this week?
>"I graduated already"
>White Horn-san I'm glad I found you, have you seen Wendi-chan? School's been out for 2 hours and I haven't seen her, I checked the diner and the butcher shop

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>>23572974
Here's hoping the anime doesn't get delayed. Any chances of it getting a dub?

>> No.23573660
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>>23573626
Try the bar, Wendidad!

>> No.23573666
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>>23573503
Nothing better than becoming a warchief of a porc tribe then loving on that one special porc grunt of the tribe. Eventually giving her the most power of the tribe when she gets promoted to a wife and assistant chief of the tribe as well.

>> No.23573680

>>23572340
Still rooting for voso to be one of his wifes

>> No.23573699

>>23572974
I can't wait for the manga to get to this point.

>> No.23573751

>>23573660
>those paws around that mug
I bet Yetis hold a soda can like Andre the Giant holds a Molson

>> No.23573766

I want to keep doing the homework packets Haku-sensei keeps sending me even though I graduated

>> No.23573776

>>23572340
>Call a MG a spinster
>Wind up being pelvicerated via angry sex.

>> No.23573786

>>23573285
this is a good thing

>> No.23573790

>>23573680
Should definitely be one potential ending.

>> No.23573797

>>23573285
>>23573786
i missed the opportunity to say breakfast in bed

>> No.23573875
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23573875

The face of an individual who is quite terrible.

>> No.23573885

>>23572959
Healthiest boat

>> No.23573890
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>>23572976
you're mean

>> No.23573900

>>23573875
Shut up or you're getting a lifetime sentence to cuddle jail

>> No.23573905

>>23573875
You're awful, Yeti.

>> No.23573982

>>23573885
most marriageable boat

>> No.23574005
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>>23573982
naughty boat

>> No.23574015
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23574015

But I want weird monster boats

>> No.23574018
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>>23573875
The face of a hoser

>> No.23574024

>>23574015
most fertile boat

>> No.23574030 [SPOILER] 
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>>23574024

>> No.23574042
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>>23574005

>> No.23574046

>>23574030
she's spilling milk! better clean it up.

>> No.23574072
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>>23574046
No! You'll just embarrass her!

>> No.23574087

>>23574005
Please do not compare foxes and dogs.

>>23574042
My Holstaur friend said you'd take it as a compliment!

>> No.23574090

>>23574087
>Please do not compare foxes and dogs
How would Inari feel about those domesticated silver foxes?

>> No.23574094

>>23574042
Haha Gato-class sub go BRRRRRRRR

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>> No.23574147

>>23574090
Bound to be someone's fetish.

>> No.23574166
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>Be you
>Low level spellsword
>Get told to climb some godforsaken mountain cause apparently you have some magical gift because some old fuckers live on it who can teach you
>Start the journey there
>Fight off countless arachnes, werewolves, giant rats, and the occasional dark mage
>Finally get to the base of the mountain
>More arachnes and werewolves with a couple glacies mixed in
>This is more trouble than it's worth
>Almost at your destination so you keep going
>Walking under a natural stone formation
>Hear a loud roar from above
ohshit.jpg
>Some fucking white haired troll drops from above and knocks you back
>No sooner do you get back on your feet, two swipes of her large hands against your armor and it shatters
>HP meter hits 0
>Get carried off and become a cumpump for this horny beast of a woman
>She seems kinda nice when her horniness subsides tho
Guess someone else is gonna have to be the one to stop Dragon Hitler

>> No.23574168

>>23573650
Why would you even want that?

>> No.23574169

>>23574141
she needs more flowers

>> No.23574210

>>23574166
What a scrub

>> No.23574220

>>23574030
fat

>> No.23574246

>>23574166
>dragon hitler
She's gonna use her flame breath on the tanuki!

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>>23574220
She's not fat, she's big!

>> No.23574297

>>23572340
I guess I shouldn't have jumped in at chapter 36. All I'm left wondering now is why this guy is such a cucked fag.

>> No.23574307

>>23574166
That is why you always immediately start running from things that outmatch you or catch you off guard.

>> No.23574342

>>23574307
I don't think that works very well on wolves

>> No.23574378

>No large breasted, spell sword dark mage order.
I sometimes wonder about the warrior bands each race may have.

>> No.23574436

>>23574342
What about running right at them but you make sure she lands on top of you?

>> No.23574466

>>23571290
>Powerbottoming

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>>23574342
Wolves are low level. No need to run

>> No.23574515

choose three monsters and form a team to enter in the next King of Fighters tournament.
What's the name of your mamono team?

>> No.23574528

>>23574497
I don't really like werewolves. They conflict me. Like you've got run of the mill cat girls, bird girls. bear girls. Yet wolf girls have this whole mythological backstory underpinning them. I feel like they all should or none of them should.

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>>23574528
>Ora!

>> No.23574549

>>23574539
Maybe you have both, werewolves and wolf girls and lycanthropism is just related to a curse/blessing of whatever primal wolf god wolf girls worship.

>> No.23574553

>>23574515
Me, my wife, my wife's son who alped, and my wife's girlfriend

>> No.23574555

>>23574528
Just stop thinking and run at them with an erect dick. The rest will take care of itself

>> No.23574560

>>23574549
I like the idea of a shy Human librarian you know turning into a huge, musclebound Wolf Girl on a full moon.

>> No.23574563

>>23574528
I mean if there was a werekiki or something I'd be down for it.

>> No.23574564

>>23574555
Trips confirm this is correct.

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>>23574539
Red oni, always so brutish

>> No.23574568

>>23574560
But I also like the idea of a wolf girl that's just always a wolf girl. I suppose separating wolf girls from werewolves is the best answer here.

Also do you really want the huge musclebound wolf girl? I mean, I kind of want to be hunted by a bespectacled werewolf with a soft voloptuous librarian body to be honest

>> No.23574574

>>23574565
>multiclassing

>> No.23574600

>>23574563
>"Oh no, we forgot, tonight is the night of the full moon! Quick, squire, chain me up in your basement before I start cleaning!"
>"Paladin-chan, I'm starting to think werekikis aren't a thing..."

>> No.23574626

>>23574515
Oni Gang Team: Red Oni, Blue Oni, Ushi Oni.
Wild Wolves Team: Werewolf, Hellhound, Kikimora
Combat Corp Team: Hinizumi, Ogre, Lizardman
Royal Empresses Team: Titania, Pharoah, Ice Queen
Hero Team: Dhampir, Valkyrie, Cyclops
Sabbath Invitational Team: Witch, Familiar, Devil
Undead Posse Team: Lich, Wight, Will-o-the-Wisp
Wonderland Warriors Team: Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, Trumpart

Final Boss: Druella Bernstein

>> No.23574639

>>23574515
Wendi-chan, Yeti, and Yuki, the Winter Warriors!

>> No.23574656

>>23574626
I don't think cheshires are much of a warrior.

>> No.23574659

>>23574600
The horror of having her break into your house in the night and making you watch while she irons your clothes.

>> No.23574693

>>23574659
>Werekiki paladin has cursed blood from an old forgotten line of meidos
>Breaks into your house of a night, calls you master and does everything in her power to tempt you into fucking her under the pretence of cleaning
>Strips your clothes off you as you lay in bed shocked, and takes off her own clothes as they too need to be cleaned
>Climbs on top of you and apologises profusely as she moves her hips and shakes her breasts in your face, trying to dust ontop and behind the bedhead

>> No.23574708

>>23574656
Cheshires play like combining Beowulf and Trickster.

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>>23574693
>fear the old dust, by the gods mastah fear it

>> No.23574823

are there any monster girl loli doujins where the loli monster rapes the man?
no turning-the-tables, no girl frowning or going :O, looks pleased and happy the whole way through, and ends with guaranteed inescapable relationship between rapist and victim forever, and no actually-done abuse beyond mild bodily-harm. oh, and the guy has to be in-denial of liking it and being shocked that a little girl, a child, is making him have sex.

>> No.23574825

>>23574756
>Old noble kiki bloodline
>Ancestor snuck into a Great One's bedroom and cleaned it but accidentally read from her open diary and gained too much insight, being cursed to roam the streets cleaning it of beasts and blood

>> No.23574832

>>23574823
>spoonfeed me
just search lolidom

>> No.23574839

>>23574832
nigga i looked everywhere, and read everything ex-hentai, nothing is getting me hard anymore. i think i'm either broken or a really good lolicon femdom mamono porn has yet to exist

>> No.23574852

>>23574839
>i think i'm broken
You think?

>> No.23574901
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>>23574825
Ruin has come to our family.
You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial ... it has become an orderly abomination!

>> No.23574917

>>23574901
Aye. The place be cursed. A house fallen into ruin but look at it! Gleaming and sparkling as if everything were brand new, nary a speck of dust nor strand of web. 'Tis unnatural.

>> No.23574928

>>23574626
94 druella i take it, iven how broken lilims are?

>> No.23574938

>>23574917
Such is Lovecraftian cleanliness. Each corner is spick and span, absent of the natural dust, ageing and wear and tear that comes with every enduring building. Only a Shoggoth or a Kiki of the Old Blood could have done this!
I beg you, claim your birthright, and deliver us from the fastidious clutching shadows.
Of the Dankest Meidos.

>> No.23574953

>>23574901
Where do we go first? Ruins filled with spooky Undead, Warrens filled with thousands of P'Orcs? Weald filled with Mushrooms, wolves and bandits? Cove filled with sahuagin and other fish?

>> No.23574964

>>23574938
The horror! The sweeping brush! T-the all consuming dustpan! P-polished floors stretching to eternity, F-fresh odours flowing over the pristine sill, the crystal glass, gazing into the clear infinities, t-the perfect manicured gardens! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23574979

>>23574953
Just stick me in the brothel for another week.

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>>23574953
Even the lewdest beast will lay down when she has not eaten...steal their food.

>>23574964
Yes, abandon sanitation and organisation.
>this post brought to you by the Devil Bug Association

>>23574979
Oho, found yourself a Love Interest in the strangely thicc barmaids?

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Real dead hours.

>> No.23575200
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>>23575197
Of course

>> No.23575208
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>>23575200
At least give the guy a fightan' rat

>> No.23575215
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Dragons man
gotta enjoy dragons

>> No.23575223

>>23575215
But one if those is a unicorn.

>> No.23575246

>>23575223
Kirins are labaled dragons in mythology, simillar to seahorses

>> No.23575255

>>23575246
Are you trying to trick me anon? That's clearly a horse lady with a horn.

>> No.23575296
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Remember that just because you’re a much higher level than a monster that it doesn’t mean you can’t lose to her. Lust resistance is a very hard stat to raise and there’s barely any gear that does provide it, so make sure to get the Married buff that lowers all chance of monster seduction against you, unless you have the harem debuff then it just lowers your Lust resistance further

>> No.23575301

New question for the waifu crowd.

This seems like a silly question with an obvious answer, but who is more outgoing between the two (or more) or you?

I mean, it's not look both you and your waifu would be total shut-ins, right?

>> No.23575302

>>23575296
Sir, your image...

>> No.23575306

>>23575255
In monster hunter the Kirin is labled as an elder dragon, if you get a close look at it, most of its body is scales, not fur.
https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Kirin
Take that with a pinch of salt as "elder dragon" is given to any monster that the reserchers find sufficently bullshit (Teostra for example is pretty much a super powered manticore megumin would want as a pet)

Also take a look at this, horse-dragons are a thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin

>> No.23575307

>>23575301
> it's not look both you and your waifu would be total shut-ins, right?
When you can get everything delivered right into the lair, why leave?

>> No.23575316

>>23575296
That’s a fucking dude

>> No.23575322

>>23575316
Sure is

This is why loving huge breasts is the safe option

>> No.23575329
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>>23575197
I can't help it I'm watching hour after hour of Cartoonist Kayfabe

>> No.23575349
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23575349

New Kobold waifu commission is done! I'm extremely happy with this one, this artist's soft coloring style is just beautiful. Simple sexy wife on the bed!
As of now this is the last one I've been waiting on.

https://imgbox.com/g/fWFsqbXNYm

>> No.23575353

>>23575301
Neither of us really. We would both like to focus on our jobs and spend time with each other or close friends and family rather then actively going out an meeting new people.

>> No.23575357

>>23575197
I'd post entire chapters of モンスター娘のお医者さん but I'm too lazy and it would probably get annoying after a while

>> No.23575361

>>23575349
Huh. She looks more naked when she's wearing something. How about that.

>> No.23575364

>>23575349
Every now and then you surprise me with something legitimately good. Wow.

>> No.23575365

>>23575301
I'm a hermit by nature so I really don't see the need to go out and socialise. I'm happy to come with her to hang out with her friends though, she's undead so she's had them for a long time they're probably all great people.

>> No.23575385

>>23575349
n i c e

>> No.23575405
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The monstergirl roulette
Or the Animal girl hotline?

>> No.23575411

>>23575405
Is she just faking it?

>> No.23575416

>>23575349
based and KDFpilled

>> No.23575427

>>23575405
Hotline
You mention your preference and it gives you it
The roulette is a randomizer and is part of a wizards grand masterplan

>> No.23575461

>>23575301
We're in a bit of an odd situation. It isn't that she's a social butterfly so much as she quasi-maniacally pushes me to get out of the house more.

She's brash and unscrupulous, and has little patience for others, so by comparison I look like the perfect gentleman. In most situations, she'll be the one to break the ice, leaving me to pick up the pieces.

The bright side is that having a goal in a given conversation—namely keeping everyone from making a scene—really helps me out instead of just making small talk for the sake of conversation.

And it's not as bad as it sounds. She'll back off if she notices I'm getting particularly agitated. And she can hold her own in a conversation. She has a lot of knowledge on various subjects, so I just need to steer the conversation towards that.

>> No.23575468

>>23575405
This
Also the hotline was buitl by a scorned lamia that want people and mosters together while the wizard has got a spy network (THATS BEEN WATCHING EARTH'S HUMANITY FOR YEARS)

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23575470

>>23575405
Hotline because there's a lonely snek who started it

>> No.23575674

>>23575301
Her, by a longshot.
Even though she's kinda collected by Hellhound standards, that is by Hellhound standards.

>> No.23575706
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>>23575301
My waifu and I live in a cottage innawoods, very little social interaction, save for the occasional metango and alraune that live in the forest. When we do go to the farmers market in the next town over though, she's very much the more social one.

>> No.23575708

>>23575301
Not a waifufag - but most of my favorite species are reclusive shut-in types, and I enjoy, at the very least, nature walks.

>> No.23575727

>>23575405
Hotline, definitely. Has more goodfeel and less reliance on luck.

>> No.23575752

So, given 8kun's recent banning of all loli-content, citing apparent federal law rulings that outlaw visual depictions of minor in obscene acts, regardless of whether or not they exist, should I delete my sabbath folder or nah?

>> No.23575762

>>23575752
Who's going to search your computer?

>> No.23575797

Dommy mommy monsters are a human right.

>> No.23575803
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>>23575797
Yes

>> No.23575840

>>23575797
Then I refuse that right.

>> No.23575858

>>23575762
Pretty sure I'm on a watchlist or two.

>> No.23575866

>>23575840
Cringe
>>23575803
Based

>> No.23575867
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>>23575858
Good grief!

>> No.23575932

>>23575858
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.23575977
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>>23575858
Rata-chan's watchlist of eligible bachelors!

>> No.23575979

>>23575405
Hotline
Getting your monstergirl waifu is suicide prevention

>> No.23576011
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>>23575932
40 ccs of oomu venom, coming up!

>> No.23576017
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>>23576011
We're losing him Foreman, I'm upping the dosage!

>> No.23576103

>>23575858
I promise to pretend to mourn when you get v& for cunny posting.

>> No.23576105

>>23575977
How do I keep myself safe from ratas stealing my private fetishes and posting them on her blog to all lonely monsters to see?

>> No.23576138
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>>23576103
They won't be taking me alive, anon

>> No.23576143

>>23575977
How do get on that watch list?

>> No.23576147
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>>23576105
By fluffing her vigorously.

>>23576143
Also by fluffing her vigorously.

>> No.23576156

>>23576147
>I'm Getting Fluffed By My Husband And I'm Loving It

>> No.23576165

>>23576147
>Ask to fluff her
>The next day the headline is that anon has married a local news reporter and they're going on a honeymoon so there won't be a lot of news in the near future.

>> No.23576190
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>>23576147
I fluffed her, now she's trying to kiss me, now what do I do?

>> No.23576201

>>23576190
Reciprocate, and keep going until one of the above:
>>23576156
>>23576165

>> No.23576202
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23576202

How does that giant tail attach to her body? I find it kinda hard to imagine. It's almost like it's an extension of her butt, since her torso isn't wide enough.

I'm going to write a sex scene involving her so I have to know all the details.

>> No.23576210
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>>23576201
Oh no, rata-chan's gotten addicted to me! And I'm addicted to her!

>> No.23576224

>>23576202
I imagine it sort of tapers a little closer to the hips. Probably sits above her ass a bit, comes out the lower back.

>> No.23576232

>>23576210
Good job! Enjoy your waifu!

>> No.23576253
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>>23576232
Oh, you know I will

>> No.23576288

Is it normal for a lich to take semen samples during penis inspection day? Is it also normal for her to make the zombie nurse help by acting as the receptacle for my semen? Is it also normal for the lich to send the zombie home with me claiming she’ll be my private nurse? Is it normal for the zombie nurse to mumble “hubby” and “warm” while cuddling?

>> No.23576289

>>23576224
So her dress would have a huge hole to accommodate the tail just above her butt. Nice.

Oof, can't imagine how she would dress up in the morning with the fat tail and the wings. I think her dress would just have a large zipper on the back to make it easier for her.

Not sure if I like the dragon feet though. I much prefer cute human feet over big dragon feet like that. Or maybe those are just some heavy shoes.

>> No.23576290
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23576290

Earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation. You erroneously measure time from 1 corner.
Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility.
Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic.

>> No.23576297
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>>23576253
Oops, all the mana went to her tail!

>> No.23576312

>>23576289
Or a small skirt, you know like a flap, nice and frilly for the tail to slip though. I imagine it's pretty dexterous. Those look like dragon feet I don't like how they kind of curl in.

>> No.23576321

>>23576297
That's most fluffiest rata ever see!

>> No.23576383 [SPOILER] 
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My oni wife keeps spilling glue all over herself when she makes paper mache sculptures. How the hell do I stop this?

>> No.23576391

>>23576312
Ah, that's a nice idea. I'll go with that.

>> No.23576437
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mods are gone, post dark elves

>> No.23576446
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>>23576437
'kay

>> No.23576454
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23576454

>part of an undergound cave exporation team
>mission is to find out whats been causing recent tremors
>End up deep in the cavern and separated from team
>tremors get louder
>Suddenly wurm busts from the floor
>"FOUND YOU!~"

>> No.23576462

>>23576391
It would be kind of goofy. I mean I don't have a tail so maybe it's more natural. But it's like trying to throw on a giant shirt only there's another arm hole at your lower back.

>> No.23576463
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23576463

>>23576437
Salacious

>> No.23576480

Rata more like FLATA, HAHAHHA I'll be here the whole week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal. You've been a great audience goodnight everybody....

>> No.23576498

>>23575468
Question about the roulette
Why did he not use Ratas or tanuki for the "information network"?

>> No.23576509

>>23576454
>"FOUND YOU!~"
This is all I can think of when I hear "found you" https://youtu.be/QQiKV-y993g

>> No.23576519
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>>23576480
Ratas? more like wifes.

>> No.23576557

>>23576498
The Roulette that introduced the network (Salamander) was out yeas before rata's existed and the racoons are not to be trusted

>> No.23576580

>>23576480
>when you go to a monster comedy club and start getting heckled

>> No.23576604

>>23576454
Was Wurmie lost in the scary cave system? Poor Wurmie!

>> No.23576614

>>23576580
>Boo!
>Drop your pants!

>> No.23576676
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23576676

How much would it cost for rata-chan to get me nudes of a girl I liked?

>> No.23576792

>>23574168
so we can laugh at how shit it is

>> No.23576811

>>23563888
Society needs to change the standard to assure that people will not leave the dating pool, do not shit on the very men they need. When women marry the state, males are just used to create new life and then are discarded like trash. Those same men are the ones however who were the ones who initially built things and understood the value of them. People will just destroy everything at the end, failing to realize the value it holds.

>> No.23576891
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23576891

While everyone's at church, we're gonna go salvage some wreckage!

>> No.23576918

Monstergirls with the thiccest accents!

>> No.23576932

>>23576918
Ach cannae ken wha she's sayen

>> No.23576948

>>23576676
how would rata chan go around getting me hole pics of monsters?

>> No.23577178

>>23576918
Why do I want to do terrible things to a Kikimora with a Boston accent?

>> No.23577207

>>23576676
She needs your nudes to get them.

>> No.23577326 [DELETED] 

>https://i.imgur.com/1ERd1xs.png
MEATY!

>> No.23577330 [DELETED] 

>>23577326
i question why i saw fit to not just upload

>> No.23577429

>>23575349
Latex goes under the fur?

>> No.23577453

>>23575349
Beautiful, just beautiful.

>> No.23577486

>>23577326
I suppose she stores excess fat and liquids in there for times of crisis?

>> No.23577496
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meaty meat

>> No.23577503

>>23577496
I repeat>>23577486

>> No.23577504

>>23577429
it's magic latex that lets fur go through itself for the most skin-tight experience

>> No.23577520

>>23577486
also to show she is fertile and made for breeding

>> No.23577536

>>23576811