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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
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>> No.23560584

Bully the shorties!

>> No.23560598 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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So, if nachos and mindflayers turn their husbands into orifice parasites, and night gaunts turn their husbands into bodysuits/orifice parasites, what do shogs husband become?

>> No.23560612

>Door bursts open
>A furious large mouse runs in followed by a huge werewolf police officer
>"THAT'S HIM, OFFICER!" The mouse squeaks, jabbing a finger your way. "THAT'S THE HORNY!"

>> No.23560619
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>tanuki gf showing concern cautiously surveying the environment and holding your arm tightly when you're walking through neighborhoods with high kitsune populations
>"You know I don't like foxes, darling... I'm just watching out, for your sake."

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Alraune repost.

>> No.23560633

Is the mega dead?

>> No.23560635
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>> No.23560636

Fuck, I am horny as hell. Really wish I had my waifu here to help out. Not in the mood to dom right now, maybe after the alcohol kicks in. So she'd probably just milk me whatever way she feels like till I can't even think anymore, calling me a horny little slut the whole time.

So what does your waifu do when the thirst is getting to you?

>> No.23560639

Would doubling a kiki's pay while she works overtime be too little?

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>> No.23560646

Wikifag here, the mega archive might be taken down in the near future, I'll leave it up so anyone can grab it till next week's update. If anyone feels like suggesting another place to host it, go ahead.

Reposting since thread died.

>> No.23560666

Which monster would make the best sugar mommy

>> No.23560671

The tanuki cries out "Yamete!" as she violates you.

>> No.23560690

currently mega is stuck in loading loop so might be dead already

>> No.23560695

I like nuki and I like Kiki, can I have a tanukikimora

>> No.23560718

It might just be mega itself being down, since I can't access any mega link.

>> No.23560732 [DELETED] 
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The regressive left will attack you regardless. Instead of bending the knee and waiting until they come for everything you love, why not just grow a pair and tell it like it is? Besides, I don't hate women. I just think they shouldn't vote.

>> No.23560740

i can acces some of them but not op one

>> No.23560741

It's working for me but I'm trying to save the entire fanart collection and the download is being slow as fuck.

>> No.23560745

>paying a kiki
oh how you wound her pride

>> No.23560774

What if I told her I have to let her go since I can't afford to pay her anymore.

>> No.23560775

It's extremely important to give your kiki a proper salary for everything she does, no matter how hard she protests that it's unnecessary. They're probably just trained to say that, but payment is important to establishing a healthy professional relationship, and she will probably be appreciative deep down.

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>yes goy, just ignore us as we strip the soul out of everything you love! Don't even talk about it!

>> No.23560789 [DELETED] 

The same people the left champions for one day will be on the chopping block the next. It is all about social validation in the here and now for themselves. They wind up with far more cognitive dissonance than one realizes.

>> No.23560808

>replying to the pasta spammer

>> No.23560810

>Angry DogBird Noises

>> No.23560825

So what would she do clean up your financial accounts?

>> No.23560828

Go back to /pol/ and stop falling for pasta you god damn obnoxious newfags

>> No.23560832

I do have to wonder how often a situation like that would come up. I can imagine a maid academy putting out a PSA about it and it doing absolutely no good at all. Luckily the kikis themselves would eventually take matters into their own hands.

>> No.23560833

She has to somehow buy cleaning supplies, cooking ingredients, and other things.

>> No.23560838

will you ever grow out of mgs?

>> No.23560849
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Sorry, you're right. Back to the escapism.

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The sun will die before that happens.

>> No.23560876

Maybe if I get a 3D wife.

>> No.23560878

That's not a salary, that's her operating budget. Kikis in temporary employment like a maid cafe or something would need a salary to eat, pay rent and so on, but a kiki in a relationship would already get paid in essence, have a place to stay, eat using the grocery money for the house and clean using the supply budget, and so on.

Though once she feels comfortable as a wifemaid, she might ask for money to pursue other hobbies like reading or music, but being a monster maid with a master means essence is more meaningful to her as payment.

>> No.23560881

Hoping to grow into them if you know what I mean

>> No.23560886


>> No.23560887

I don't think you grow out of wishing you were loved.

>> No.23560889

I've grown more attached to them as time has went on. As I slowly lose interest in other things they take up the room in my heart.

>> No.23560893

never even if I succumb to 3dpd she will also have to like monster girls

>> No.23560902
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Do lonely manticores in their caves practice kissing techniques to use on boys using their tails?

>> No.23560936

Evidently my love of big titty Undead battle harems killed the thread.

>> No.23560944

No, but I've grown in and out of the thread.

>> No.23560955
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Oh snap, Anon! You just said to your Kiki that you were disappointed! Now she went back to her room, crying.

What did she do to deserve that?
How can you/she make up for it?

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>> No.23560970

Then shogs are just boring by comparison? I see...

>> No.23560979

She could still use money on things like body care products separate from her Master's, clothes, and various stuff for her room, plant of her own could be nice.

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>> No.23560990

I never cared for that sort of thing
but the absolute meltdown this caused at /u/ was positively delicious.

>> No.23561035

What large teeth she has...

>> No.23561060

I guess what I'm getting at is that for standard kikis (shogs too) being a maid is probably more like an identity than a profession, not that they dislike money or have no use for it. So getting paid to do maid stuff in dollars is a little reductive, almost like saying "you are just an employee" rather than "you are my wife." It's not like you'd deprive her of money, she'd get it from her husband if she asked for it, and I think making her pay for groceries or supplies out of her own salary would be kind of mean. Just a passing fancy anyway, nothing serious.

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I'm not a footfag...I just get a fixation sometimes...it comes a goes...

>> No.23561086

She didn't deserve it, I'm just a horrible person.

>> No.23561087

How many unreasonably busty ochi bodyguards is too many?

>> No.23561091

>like saying "you are just an employee"
But that's literally all a maid is.

>> No.23561100

Seven is the optimal number of Ochis with prodigious busts.

>> No.23561172

>going through random pastebin stories
>come across this
Nice origin story, although I wasn't expecting Lichfag's wife to have such a lousy personality (Dude must like tsunderes)

Do we have anymore stories like this where our waifufags meet their wives? And if not how did you meet her?

>> No.23561189

I've left the thread for a few months repeatedly, but always come back.

>> No.23561223

Oh god no, I haven't backed up a single Troll yet

>> No.23561233

Once they go up against 7 ultra milky holsts in wide-brimmed hats, that is going to be a very jiggly battle.

>> No.23561254

The ground will run white with milk.
The big, strongfat ochi is probably going to hug me afterwards and mention how worried she was.

>> No.23561267

I have origin stories for my wives but they're all in my head, I suck at writing

>> No.23561283

You will not sway me, hellspawn!

>> No.23561286

I met her during work and we hit it off.

>> No.23561287

I have a weird case where I have at least two "origin stories"
A portal scenario one and a pure MGE setting one. I find the latter makes a more entertaining story but I haven't written either down yet.

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How do I counter an all Hellhound party, what would they be weak to?

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>> No.23561326

Well ju-
Yeah that works.

>> No.23561327

vaccume cleaners
can with coins in them

>> No.23561337

Same....sort of....

The pure MGE one is just some OC work of mine. MC is like, bizarro me.

>> No.23561351

Just throw a large bone and attack while they're distracted.

>> No.23561359
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Everything is weak to Gazer

I'm weak to Gazer. I want/need to be drained by Gazer, right now!

>> No.23561420

lemon juice

>> No.23561435

Anon she's put you under her spell! Watch out!

>> No.23561437

I can only assume lichfag had input into how she spoke/acted.

She's not very lichy. Dry snark is fine but a kuu really needs to deliver it in as few words as possible. In fact she's way too vocally forthcoming. The way I understand the kuu archetype is it's very much show don't tell.

Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.

>> No.23561464

I will be writing the story of how I met my Dear Hatter Wife one day! I have the basic outline, but will eventually get to proseing it out!

>> No.23561565

Shut up! I love her!

I'm super horny and no one can satisfy me like she can!

>> No.23561585

I kinda already wrote one such scenario in these very threads.

>> No.23561666

I've been thinking a lot about how I'd meet my wife lately, and it's given me some new headcanon about her type:
>Dark Mages basically make the very act of casting into a form of seduction in itself, performing a kind of pole dance with their staff, writhing, swaying their hips and tits, speaking the mystic words needed in a sensual ASMRish tone...
>Magic users higher than them like Baphomets and Liches don't need to do this and can just lob powerful magic around at will with little preparation and casting time (although might choose to anyway for the funsies and reactions from potential husband it can get)
>Mage eyes have a kind of glow to them that depends on how powerful they are as casters. Human mages are faint, powerful casters like the wife are noticable, the highest tier magic users are unmissable.
Just a few base things I've worked out, but eventually I think I might write it down as an autistic self indulgent short story.

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>Which is fine, liches don't have to be kuu.
I agree. I prefer my liches to be seductive, confident, and elegant.

>> No.23561803

Mutual summoning, sort of.. I really ought to write it down, one of these days.

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Is it rude to ask for a holstaur's milk be refrigerated before I drink it?

>> No.23561837

>not drinking straight from the tap

What does it feel like to have such plebeian tastes?

>> No.23561850

How long did you last? max was like 6 minutes.

>> No.23561863

How offended would Holst be if you said you prefer pasteurized to fresh?

>> No.23561867

>What's wrong with your face?

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Fill up cute Anubis secretary!

>> No.23561921

You might want to censor that, anon.

>> No.23561924

anon, spoiler!

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>> No.23561939

"FOXES could be here" she thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be FOXES anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick tail. "I HATE FOXES" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 sake circulated through her thin, delicate veins and washed away her (merited) fear of vixens after dark. "With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>Husband looks at her
>"Who the fuck are you talking to?"

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Anon, no! Think of the advertisers

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>> No.23561956

the fuck happened to her did she bet on oil being high?

>> No.23561967

I want to be attacked by vixens after dark

>> No.23561971

What counts as NSFW when you work for a monster?

>> No.23561974

hate that

>> No.23561976

>With a car you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
I genuinely think this is one of the most evocative lines I've ever read from anything, anywhere, and it's from such a silly pasta.

>> No.23561980

This danuki looks like she sells STDs

>> No.23561998

Does this Tanuki have a tumblr and promote veganism?

>> No.23562009

I wanna put a coin in her mouth

>> No.23562016 [SPOILER] 
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Not wearing the proper equipment while on the worksite or not following proper safety guidelines

>> No.23562017

Boob fat

>> No.23562030

>"Mr. Anon! Are you reading religious propaganda on company time?"
>"N-no Ms. Demon, ma'am! Absolutely not at all, honest! I'm just...looking at sexy pictures of angels."
>"I see. And these 'sexy angels' just so happen to be fully clothed, is that it?"
>"...that's the best part?"
>"Oh. Well then, as you were."
>Demon boss walks away with a click-clack of her heels, which almost covers up the sound of her fully buttoning up her dress shirt and blazer

>> No.23562031

So follow OSHA always, got ya

>> No.23562051

I'll take her

>> No.23562056

Is it possible to have sex with a Mamono so violently and unpleasantly that you make her scream stop and scar her for life?

>> No.23562074

>IT gremlin doing maintenance on her computer
>peeks at her search history
>"How to hide your lustful aura"
>"Proper praying form"
>"Easy sclera recoloring spell"
>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
>boss walks in, tells her that if she breaths a word about it to anyone the gremlin will never work in this city again

>> No.23562090

uh oh this demon is starting to look angelic

>> No.23562116

Agape porn. (Excessive Romance, no rape involved, gentle handholding sex in lotus).

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>> No.23562206

>Whatcha buyin'? Stranger.

>> No.23562214
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As the mana they gain from you via sex strengthens and invigorates them and their own mana protects them, it is fundamentally impossible to "break" a MGE girl via sex. This was stated in one of the world guides if I recall right.

Not to mention, if succubi are anything to judge by then monster girls have a reduced capacity to feel pain in general.

Heck, have you seen what a fairy looks like having sex? That should give you an idea of what monster girls can handle.

>> No.23562217

>>"Bible verses about signing contracts"
Numbers 30:2
>If a man vows a vow to the Lord, or swears an oath to bind himself by a pledge, he shall not break his word. He shall do according to all that proceeds out of his mouth.
better have him make a vow to marry her

>> No.23562238

So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.

Now, to grant them resistance to thirst while also granting resistance to incubi, you would surely marry these paladin girls off before they see actual service. Indeed, you probably want them to pop out a baby or two to recycle into paladin training.

This brings me to my question though. Would they be a firmer fighting force knowing their husband was back home or would they be a better fighting force fighting with their husbands? I've got a tenuous grasp on why men and women don't fight together in reality. Disciplinary issues and morale and what not. But those are also not paired off marries couples, but a bunch of single dudes competing for one chick. Thoughts?

>> No.23562291

>So since men are way less efficient when fighting monsterigrls obviously you start training female paladins.
It's the opposite, even in the MGE world human women are easily influenced thots.

>> No.23562306

The correct answer are alps.

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>> No.23562320

Hope you stub your toe for doing this
Go away

>> No.23562333

The Tanukis of the Undead Kingdom sure are strange. I wonder what kind of bizarre and cursed wares she has stashed in that coffin/backpack?

>> No.23562337

But say you beat the thot out of them in training. Surely they're better off than a dude is when facing an army of monsterwomen.
The church doesn't like fagggots or monsters tho

>> No.23562341

I don't get it

>> No.23562344
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It doesnt matter if you enroll as a teacher or student. Unless you are very strong, if you enroll in a mamono high school or college, you will get bullied, raped and claimed. Poor art teacher.

If you absolutely need the money, it is highly adviced to befriend strong "noble" monsters like Jinkos.

>> No.23562345

That body says 'Murr hurr hurr... I'm gonna break you', but that face says 'What would like mom to make you for dinner kiddo?'

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>> No.23562360

You do realize that monsterization is the usual threat for women who fight monsters, not incubi seducing them, don't you? Heck the latter pretty much never happens.

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>> No.23562375

The tanuki were kicked out of over 100 undead kingdoms tho

>> No.23562392

I think something-ization is the threat from any monster given wound, male or female. Though in men it's usually followed by wanting to fuck whoever wounded him.

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Good thing we brought back corporal punishment.

>> No.23562430

In the first place the main issue is that the typical paladin is massive monsterbait, what with the high charisma, chiselled fit body, and their devoted personality that makes them ideal husband material. If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.

>> No.23562444

So socially-challenged fedora-wearing autists?

>> No.23562447

Becoming a incubus normally takes quite a bit of time, and a simple wound won't be enough to do it at all unless it's inflicted by a very powerful/specialized monster.

Even having sex repeatedly in one encounter won't usually turn a man into a incubus (though it will make them want to have more sex with monsters), unless the monster he is with is a succubus or other particularly potent monster.

>> No.23562453

You take the most boring and unattractive man and throw him through harsh death defying training and I guarantee you'll get a pussy soaker at the end, competence breeds confidence.

Clearly you have to train women.

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There's nothing better than watching your elegant, kiki meido service your dick, cleanly and expertly take your entire load into her open mouth with not even a single drop landing elsewhere, swish it around her mouth for you to see, and swallow it with ease. Then showing off her cum-free mouth, she goes down again to suck out the last little bit of holdout cum oozing from your dick before introducing your to the main course for this evening, her sopping-wet, tight, meido pussy

>> No.23562456

Yes, just cut out the fedora part.

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Need advice, the tsundere ghost elf that inhabits my body keeps suggesting I pork the p’orcs to gain their loyalty and build an army, but I was taught marriage was only between one man and one woman, should I follow the she-elf’s advice?

>> No.23562460

I disagree, some people are so uninteresting that they make exciting stuff sound boring.

>> No.23562467

I'm sure there are potions you can take in either case that mitigate or negate corruption stemming from wounds. Not to mention using armour to defend from slight wounds to begin with. A blow grievous enough to go through some decent plate armour would be more cause for concern regarding bloodloss than corruption.

>> No.23562479

You find me the most boring, best trained veteran and see if his experiences sound boring. Some girls go for the strong silent types.

>> No.23562497

>If you want paladins to have a better chance against monsters you'll have to recruit more boring and unattractive men.
Some guy shoved into the knight role he clearly is neither suited to nor prepared for but doing his best anyway would be immediately pounced upon by dozens of momsters/onee-sans/protective types in an instant. He'd barely have enough time to fear combat before fearing suffocation under a mountain of softness.

>> No.23562533

Unless he's actually an experienced veteran who just happens to be boring, unattractive, and socially awkward. In which case they still get pounced onee-sans and protective types, but for slightly different reasons.

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Even if there were, wounds are far from the only means monsters use.

And no, blood loss wouldn't be an issue as most monsters that fight soldiers use mamono realm silver weapons. Said weapons are made from ore that works like normal against armor and such but does not inflict damage on the physical body, instead wounding the mana of the person and causing it to leak out (leading to weakness or even complete debilitation).

>> No.23562599

Yes but such weapons only work on skin. You can't just whack against armour and start sapping mana. That was my point, any wound able to break through armour would be a wound with a normal weapon that's pretty much fatal. It doesn't really matter at that point if you lose a soldier to monsterization or to death. Though I guess in the former instance you have to worry about a new enemy.

Maybe armour is magically rigged to explode if breached deep enough.

>> No.23562610

Imagine an awkward teenage Mindflayer who turns you into the squid form because playing with a cute sex toy is fine, but passionate vanilla sex is too embarrassing for her.

>> No.23562619

I want to force a Tanuki and a Youko to lewd each other for my pleasure - whoever brings the other to orgasm first gets my dick first.

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Just so you guys know, Oni roulette won the poll
though I am pleasantly suprised the Selene story was a close second.

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>> No.23562653
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How do I unsmug a shoggoth?

>> No.23562665

with surprise hug

>> No.23562671

Befriend some Devil Bugs or an Akaname.

>> No.23562672

Something better us a kikimora skilled in theriomancy. Think, she whispers something under her breath and you feel a faint haze overcome your mind before everything becomes clear. Her soft, clean hair perfect for rubbing and holding. Her nice shapely breasts, nipples erect and ready to be sucked or fondled, or to fill with milk when she's pregnant. Supple hips ready to be held and slammed onto your crotch, or to bear your child. A faint, almost nonexistent smell you never smely before in your life, but some dark dusty corner of your brain is telling you that it means a fertile and aroused woman is in front of you.

Still smiling as if nothing is wrong, she lifts up her skirt, revealing her bare dripping wet pussy. Even without the spell she had cast on you, the message would have been clear. You grab her and indulge both of your animal instincts for hours.

>> No.23562684

choose kikimora

>> No.23562708

Make her laugh hard enough that she loses focus and her transformed appliance forms "break character." From then on, every time you bring it up she'll get really blushy and embarrassed. You can also do this by making her ahegao so hard all of her other forms temporarily melt, but that involves significantly more cleanup on your part.

>> No.23562713

Shoggoths are sort of limited in their ability to transform their husbands compared to other abyssal monsters, but said husbands still gain slime traits (such as swords passing through them without injury).

>> No.23562729

>Spend all day trying to tickle your shog's funny bone
>She's perfectly calm and placid throughout it all, smiling peacefully with a hint of smug.
>You're sure you heard the fridge go "pfft" once though, and the chair won't stop shaking.

>> No.23562737

Explain to her that it is improper to love furniture.

Then go bang your real waifu on top of your shog bed.

>> No.23562740

The cruelest option but also the most effective

That will only increase her smug

>> No.23562742

Human pussy smells and tastes really fucking good, so manono pussy might be able to get me to cum just from facesitting.

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>oni won
I hope that includes ogres

>> No.23562760

>That will only increase her smug
not if it's from behind and she cant hug back and everytime her slime shifts to hug back step away and hug from behind again

>> No.23562762

I don't think I can handle such a lewd meido.

>> No.23562771

Slimes can hug you from anywhere though.

>> No.23562773

thats why you make the hugs ambushes

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It is recommended that you wear a face mask while out in public and keep a minimum 2 meters of space from other people.

>> No.23562793

No, you don't understand. That will only cause you to be absorbed in her slime. Her smug will increase 1000x as she violates you in frustration from your initial dodging of hugs.

>Mastah wanted hug
>Now Mastah gets full body hug
>Mastah gets to drift into pleasure and bliss <3
>I love you, Mastah
>Enjoy <3

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Kikimom or Shogmom?

>> No.23562799

>When your bodyguard/harem are discussing who will guard the bedroom that night.
You better get a bigger bed.

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>> No.23562810

H-hot... I'd rather be ass fat though.

>> No.23562832

She'd probably get self-conscious if you critique her when she does maid things and human customs slightly 'off'.
Minor stuff, like setting your dinner table with the fork and spoon on the left side of the plate.

>> No.23562838
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Kiki Season!

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>> No.23562841

What I would give for a harem of kikis that thick minimum.

>> No.23562845
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Shog Season!

>> No.23562853
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New commission done by Mojo! My Dear Wife and I!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

>> No.23562856

can I have both at the same time

>> No.23562860
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And a much more common position!

>> No.23562868

Oh shit! Congrats Hatterfag, you two look great together! Also very lewd, good stuff.

>> No.23562877

I never imagined you'd be blonde. Weird.

>> No.23562881


>> No.23562885

What would a Shog/Golem hybrid be like? Or a Shog/Automaton? Or a Shog/Chochin? Or a Shog/March Hare?

>> No.23562890

He's still a mop head though, just like every other waifufag here.

>> No.23562893

Can Shogs get legs?

>> No.23562895

Shogmom's the better wife look at that heated gaze, those smirking lips, that barely contained lusty heat. Would live in a dark, rickety old house with sloping gabled rooves at odd angles, ooze dripping down the walls and bend her over every piece of furniture, lift her maid's dress up over her hips and pound her so hard the neighbours hear the wet smacks all while her thicc motherly thighs jiggle in their tight stockings.

>> No.23562898

You look a lot shaggier then I thought you would be. But those are nice pictures.

>> No.23562901

Whatever pleases mastah.

>> No.23562904
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Truly, a man of great taste!

>> No.23562910

Nonsense! Why does a man produce semen if not to spill it inside his maid?

>> No.23562914

>When a waifufag looks like you
...Well, didn't expect that.

>> No.23562916

Does your hair tickle your wife's bum when she's sitting on you all the time?

>> No.23562918

Nothing like the faint smell of fecal matter and urine of a gorgeous girl sitting on your face. Truly, I am among patricians

>> No.23562921

these make my eyes happy, hatterfag. very happy

>> No.23562926

That would be weird growing up having two moms

>> No.23562927

She's not my cup of tea, but I'm happy for you nonetheless!

>> No.23562939


>> No.23562952

>"Bone apatite, Mastah!"
>"Kiki's been teaching you the French language in addition to French quisine, huh?"
>"Maize wee! She says that this accent is most appropriate for a human maid, so we have been practicing together while doing our chores. We hope we impress!"
>"It's great that you two are having fun, but you don't have to go through all that trouble for my sake. I like you both just fine as monster maids."
>"Even so, perfection in service is what we strive for, no matter the style. If you have any comment at all, no matter how minor, please, let us know."
>"Well, if you're serious, I should probably tell you that normally when humans serve soup, it's resting in a bowl instead of existing as a floating sphere."
>"Oh dear, that does seem like a blunder."
>"Additionally, a human maid couldn't be doing that thing you're doing with my underpants. (Not from that distance, anyway.)"
>"...perhaps Mastah is right, and we don't need to adhere to human maid standards too closely."

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>> No.23562971

I was thinking about the temporary reversion talk of last thread and, would Shoggoth change ANYTHING at all?

Original Shoggoths were created by eldritch horrors to be the ultimate servant, absolutely obedient in anything. Given Shog already recognize her husband as her master and original shogs could likely shapeshift too her form wouldnt even change.

>> No.23562974

How would he distinguish which momster he needs when he says "mom" is one "mom" and the other "mother" or something?

>> No.23562977

What a pretty, sweet and cute looking kiki. Just look how her womb-window radiates with love

>> No.23562981

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>> No.23562983

If a monster were to worship the god that gave Pharaohs their divine mana, would they also gain the commanding voice that the Pharaoh has?

>> No.23562984

Perhaps I'd change my hair color at some point, but as is, it is how I is!
In truth, I actually asked for it over the eyes even though I'm pretty clean cut in real life, more to keep it pseudo anonymous, but nothing wrong with that!
That is extremely kind of you anon, I appreciate that it doesn't set you off and that you can still be happy for me! I love to hear people be kind like that here!!!

>> No.23562993

Really nice to see you getting some stuff hatterfag.

>> No.23562995

>"Ufufufu, you are my master now, my love, my king, my hubby. This form of mine only exists for you, to cherish our time together. No flase god can stand in our way. But if you're in the mood for something a little more beastly~..."

>> No.23563000

i want sabbath girls to get in my totally unsuspecting white van

>> No.23563004

They would likely be even more obedient, but her love would be replaced by mindless obedience, though I guess you could just order her to love you. She wouldnt be constrained by monster morals either, so she would do absolutely anything you asked it, even killing innocent people.

>> No.23563011

I took it as the reversion causing them to look, though likely not act, like Lovecraft shoggoths. So while she was in that form, she couldn't really communicate, she'd have to "learn" how to shapeshift into a humanoid form instead of being able to take one on naturally, and so on. So it was more about the master sort of realizing all at once what shoggoths are, rather than being scared of his maid specifically.

>> No.23563027

You're one of the nicest people I've ever met on this website Hatterfag, it really makes me feel good to see you realize her in full vision.

>> No.23563034

Shog is Mother and Kiki is Mom

>> No.23563045

>TFW I will never be the cold, prim, proper tsundere whose cold heart is melted by the fiery affection of a hellhound

Maybe I should stop waking up

>> No.23563057

I think I'd likely be too kuudere for most mamono. That said, a few that I like might appreciate it.

>> No.23563061

clearly both are mommy when they take their dear master to bed

>> No.23563062

i can have two momsters? do they sleep together? do I spend twice as much money on mother's day? do neither of them work because they're women? do they read jokes off of a dad joke book to make sure i have a normal childhood?

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>> No.23563099

Sit on my lap and grind until I rip her clothes off. If she was feeling especially mean she'd hold my wrists.

>> No.23563124
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>> No.23563129

Would a Lich have skeletons in her closet?

>> No.23563131
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Are you ready for mosquito season?

>> No.23563137

thats a rude thing to call a skeleton's room

>> No.23563143

i want the monster to come after me and try to fuck me. i want to test them to see if they're horny enough to take the initiative.
what monster should i test?

>> No.23563156

I wonder what kind of unholy teasing it would take to make an Umi-osho pounce.

>> No.23563158

Vampire mosquitos are among the best mamono.
Ordinary mosquitos are pests of a massive magnitude.

>> No.23563173

umi-osho is lame. when you bully her, it pisses off her friends and you end up getting raped by them. little bitch turtle.

>> No.23563189

Nah, the distinction is "hurt"ing her in a fun sexual way (within the bounds of BDSM), versus actually harming her.

>> No.23563191

Vampires = leech girls > mosquitoes.

>> No.23563234

If there is a skeleton inside me then is fucking a skeletongirl a threesome?

>> No.23563235

Depriving a little Umi Osho bitch of her well-deserved punishment is the kind of abuse that will get you raped.

Mosquitos >>> Dhampirs > Leech girls > Vampires

>> No.23563245

ball gag >>>> biters

>> No.23563252


>> No.23563258
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[x] Be acquired by a snek

>> No.23563266

what about acquiring her instead?

>> No.23563274

Oh no it's retarded.

>> No.23563278
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I want to get rata ass shots, and face sitting stuff commissioned eventually!

>> No.23563287

>Sit there on the bed next to her, wearing nothing but a loincloth and a collar.
>Ask what's going to happen now.
>'...I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far. Usually the Pharaoh or one of her champions stops me before I reach this point...'

>> No.23563288

That's not how it works

>> No.23563296

My waifu always say you can do it if you try

>> No.23563298

>"... Wanna play Senet?"

>> No.23563310
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That's exactly how it works.

>> No.23563314

What if you picked up a rolled-up carpet for delivery and it turned out that an Apophis was hiding in there instead of the Pharaoh?

>> No.23563315

>ywn ask a Girtablilu to play the game of Ur with you

>> No.23563317

I prefer the idea that she could get her slave to do everything without actual orders. Like having him wash her by doing nothing more than going to the bathroom, stripping, and looking over her shoulder

>> No.23563335

>when the pharoah gets stronger from the venom and takes her as a pet

>> No.23563341
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New commission finished! Dating with Alto-Eris the commander dragon!
Art by Jeffo

>> No.23563353

>"How foolish... To challenge one such as I to the Royal Game... You will soon know why they call me the Scorpion Empress of the Sodden Delta!"

>> No.23563359

C'mon man, don't do this. Getting spoon-fed food on a date like this is one of my dreams.

Good work

>> No.23563361

Go for it anon! Fine taste!

>> No.23563369


>> No.23563381

Fool! My Rising Nile Technique has humbled a thousand prideful foes!

>> No.23563390

Man people really fucking love art. Is it because it's simple, quick and easy to digest?

>> No.23563404

Hmph, no man has passed my Turbulent Waters Flood the Dam defence!

>> No.23563416

You're right. I should commissioned music of my waifu!

>> No.23563420
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You're not my hatterfag.

>> No.23563424

Not on their tails. If they had to branch out to a cave (aka their mothers basement), then they usually have the money to buy a life size boyfriend doll complete with twenty different sayings to help soothe them to sleep at night.

>> No.23563427

Personally, I am unable to 'see' things in my mind, so getting art of my waifus, art as a whole, and even just looking at things in general is pretty important to me.

>> No.23563435

Say what you want, undead Tanukis usually have the best selection of old metal records/cds. And if they like you, they’ll let you haggle the price down so you can get a discount.

>> No.23563437

I really wish I could develop a waifu.

>> No.23563441

Hmm, then I may be forced to use the Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem... This is beginning to sound more Chinese than Egyptian.

>> No.23563444

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but finding a composer you like, and giving them the kind of crucial thematic elements of your waifu and commissioning a short piece sounds like a great idea.

Oh. Sorry.

>> No.23563446

what if I haggle up the price

>> No.23563465

It's the long dumb names. They're pretty unique in that. Western names are dumb but short. Plentiful Silts in Fertile Fields strategem?! Hah, clearly I must use the Receding Tide Closes the Mouth counter-attack!

>> No.23563470
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Remember, an insect's coils are the best kind!

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>> No.23563477

Then don’t be surprised if you have an undead Tanuki move in with you because you showed her that you want to marry her.

>> No.23563481

Indeed one of my dreams too.
Also I want to holding hand all day and cuddling all night with her too!

>> No.23563482

why does she have a doll when she could have me instead

>> No.23563487

Just making sure she has Charon's obol

>> No.23563491

Of course. How could anyone reject an Oomukade's love? Or her love nectar?

>> No.23563503

Who is the best monster to be sober with because I am straight edge as heck no drugs in this holy temple of a body

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>> No.23563519

This nigga needs Eros.

>> No.23563526

Bubble slime

>> No.23563528


>> No.23563549
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Love the cows, love them now!

>> No.23563552

>Satyros finding out her crush cant drink alcohol

>> No.23563555

Never. They have nothing for me.

>> No.23563561

It only drives her to drink more.

>> No.23563570 [SPOILER] 
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And he only drives her from drink more back to his place.

>> No.23563571

Ah, you truly are a simpleton, for if the mouth is closed a master knows to Dredge the Back Channel!

S'righ bae, ahm drunken fer HIC two!

>> No.23563575

>Dredge the Back Channel

>> No.23563595

How would a Satyros feel about the smell of alcohol making me cough?

>> No.23563596

Angles are good wholesome girls not monstrous at all

>> No.23563604

And thus two people played Ur without touching a set. Anon was still raped that night, but even a paralytic sting was unable to wipe the smug off of his face.

>> No.23563605

[sobs in booze]

Very acute

>> No.23563618

I already pet the cows surely thats love

>> No.23563633

Got enslaved by elves what do?

>> No.23563636
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>> No.23563638

Except for the non-euclidean ones.

>> No.23563640
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How do I properly touch a cow? Last time I did it her shirt got all wet and I got detention for a whole week

>> No.23563644

Keep asking if they're gonna do lewd things, such as rub your smooth, round ears

>> No.23563655
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Plot for a revolt. Dark elves are notorious for backstabbing each other. Form an alliance with the ambitious ones. Use the chaos to either escape or enslave them back.

>> No.23563662

So what is that a really spiky shog

>> No.23563665

You ask the lonely Haku-sensei eating lunch alone if she wants company, then let things spiral out of control there.

>> No.23563671

Fug I want that bad because I know their slender fingers would feel so gentle

>> No.23563672

Large breasts don't normally look good, but she makes them work.

>> No.23563678

I love spooky Shogs but there's something so cute about them acting like regular girls too.

>> No.23563689

Be very happy. Maybe start boasting about how you're lucky none of these elves are very tall and have HUGE tits and wide hips for that is your one weakness, and you're extremely lucky none of them know of any single elven women who fit the description, for so long as there isn't a tall motherly single elf with huge tits you're able to endure anything. Anything except for a tall elven lady with huge tits and ass, who doesn't exist and the other elves can't prove she does.

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And I say we stick the disinfectant straight into our blood streams!

>> No.23563706

Wurm disagrees.

>> No.23563715

Wurm has no say in the matter.
Oomukade is a perfect hikki sweetie, and Wurms have no appeal to me.

>> No.23563741

Bite them, they hate that

>> No.23563758

Why escape? It's comfy in the Underdark. No bright lights, all the mushrooms you can eat and wacky races down in Goblin Town

>> No.23563764
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That’s a dangerous gambit anon, they might really not have any elves with that body type and they’ll get angry enough to throw you into the arena with a very horny oni

>> No.23563776

But that's be a distinct and blatant lie.

>> No.23563777

Because dark elves suck.

>> No.23563784

>"H-Ha... Sure am glad they didn't throw me in with a little small weak oni. I'd have no hope... w-what are you doing? No! Wait! It wasn't supposed to be like thiiiiiissss-"

>> No.23563786

Look for the toughest one with many scars that cover her beautiful, perfectly muscular, tan body, and challenge her to a duel.

>> No.23563795

Have you been talking to that eagle harpy again?! I told you about that girl!

>> No.23563800

This. Dark elves suck. And lick. And nibble... some times tongue, then they bounce and shake and ride and swivel... pant and moan and cry your name in the sweetest voice.

h-ha ha dark elves really suck...

>> No.23563803

Find a petite, lithe, pale, reclusive wizard and ask to become her assistant and apprentice.

>> No.23563807

Yeah? Well I think YOU suck!

>> No.23563812
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Shove a flashlight up your ass! The light will cure you!

>> No.23563844

Elves would never enslave a human are you sure you arent misunderstanding the situation?

>> No.23563856

Well I found out first haand that the old “Monster girls are best because the monster is only on the outside” meme is true last year so they’re certainly better than 3D.

>> No.23563860

Which monster girl would penetrate my ass her with her tail?

>> No.23563867


>> No.23563868

I've been into MGs since I was a kid. Likely not.

>> No.23563871

I'm sure Alps would be all over that

>> No.23563872
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I don't know what they're up to, but I'm not letting them do anything funny with my ears.

>> No.23563877

But what if he also wants to molest their ears? His hands are already in use!

>> No.23563881

But that's the best part of being a spoon ear dealing with unreasonable horseshoe crabs that wanna touch your ears after calling you a mayfly

>> No.23563888

Would you like some trite platitudes about how you can't let experience from an individual colour the whole?

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Oh no, I think this is how that Miia guy felt about Miia

>> No.23563895

I'd let an elf do something sexy to my ears tho

>> No.23563897

>Getting in an argument with and elf and it devolves into her calling you short lived animals while you compare her to ones that live long
I wonder who would run out of animals first

>> No.23563903
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I prefer dog ears over knife ears.

>> No.23563904

>tfw have an egg-laying kink
Would mamono adjust to my tastes, or are they all exclusively viviparous?

>> No.23563923

>"Don't call me a house fly, you, you... ELEPHANT!"
>[Appalled elf gasps]

>> No.23563928

I prefer horns to animal ears.

>> No.23563946

Kikimoras cosplaying as ship-girl meidos

>> No.23563957

>accidentally walk in on their cosplay while cleaning

>> No.23563977

If an Elf called me a mayfly, I'd make her eat those words by living up to the name and spending the next 24 hours fucking her.

>> No.23563987
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How come she got that belly then? Did she eat someone?

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>> No.23564102
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Truly, the comfiest pillow.

>> No.23564161
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I love liches!

>> No.23564184
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What’s the number one sex position specific monster girls are missing art of?
>EX: Amazon position for amazons
>Ratas facesitting

>> No.23564185

I want to go back to dinosaur times with Doc Lich

>> No.23564214
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Lotus for almost all of them. Only have Succubutt, Spider and Dark Elf.

>> No.23564215

The Necrololicon..

>> No.23564249

I want to face to smell like cow ass
I want my dick to reek of cow cunt
I want belly to be filled with cow milk

>> No.23564263

Mucus Toad doing frog postion and doggy for Kobold

>> No.23564267
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Lich is a cute.

>> No.23564300

>instantly assuming Amazon's want to do it in amazon position and that hellhounds kobolds and werewolves want it in doggy
Anon that's racist.

>> No.23564332
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hard agree

>> No.23564387

>Goats produce milk
>Satyroses are goat girls
>They drink a lot of alcohol
>Their breast milk contains alcohol

>> No.23564427

That make me feel thirsty

>> No.23564443 [SPOILER] 
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Remember, if you ever get isekai'd don't make any childhood promises to the nice neighbor girls who babysit you.
Anon promised the succubi sisters next door he would marry them when he grew up and now anon is dead.

>> No.23564444

>alcohol milk
Double disgusting.

>> No.23564478

>He doesn't want to get drunk drinking his wife's breast milk

>> No.23564556
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How do I sivilize a barbarian p’orc?

>> No.23564582

Such a book could only be written by a madlad

>> No.23564595

With a training montage

>> No.23564604

That's an extremely difficult task just for the mere fact that p'orcs never really travel alone, so to find one by herself would be extremely rare. They tend to travel in groups. That said, the best way is to defeat or capture them. Once in your custody, they'll pledge their lives to you. From there, it's just a matter of teaching them domestic life. Now, p'orcers tend to be weak - hence why they travel in groups - and they're not the smartest bunch, so you should use this to your advantage. Setup some traps to capture them along whatever roads they tend to travel the most. They'll fall right into them and become yours in no time. Confiscate their weapons and bind them up. Then take them hope and fuck the submission into them. Enjoy your new p'orcer slaves

>> No.23564653
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>catching pharaoh-dragon doing this

>> No.23564655

That's not a pharaoh or a dragon!

>> No.23564664

What monster (besides a Kiki) is best to get pampered by?

>> No.23564670

Troll, Holst, Wurm or Titty-Anne

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>> No.23564702

I woudn't want any milk, breast or otherwise, and I would never want to get drunk.

>> No.23564708
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>> No.23564711

Giant Ants, Khepris, Hearts Trumparts, or Slime Carriers.

>> No.23564721

P'orc harem

>> No.23564736

Are you planning on becoming an evil overlord?

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>> No.23564815

A team of Witches and their Familiars!

>> No.23564851

Ochedin Valennor!

>> No.23564857

If by evil overlord, you mean lazy chief to a tribe of p'orcs and spend my days being served by them, fucking them, cuddling them, groping them, kissing them, and being worshiped by them, then yes

>> No.23564864

Silly Elf Ghost.

>> No.23564870
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It's the Pharaoh Dragon of Golden Comfiness. Worship her

>> No.23564872

That's pretty close to my goal - but with Giant Ants and an Ant Arachne instead of p'orcs.

>> No.23564873

In the modern world, you'd be the head of your own banana republic.

>> No.23564896

Protect the egg.

>> No.23564907

So shiny!

>> No.23564920

I didn't think bathing in molten gold could look so... hot.

>> No.23564923


>at home
>while cleaning, your shog gets blasted with an unravelling rune in some ancient tome you've got on your shelf
>you come rushing to her aid
>she turns back into an amorphous blob of goo, teeth and eyeballs
>Half the furniture liquifies as well
>she reabsorbs all the slime and is now rather large, roughly the size of a cow
>all her twitching eyes lock onto you
>a grisly pseudopod shoots out from her mass and tangles your legs
>as you fall to the ground she rumbles forward, groaning unwords from half formed mouths
>she gloops over your legs and pins you
>you start pleading with her to stop as a horrid maw leans towards you
>"Maassstuuh, loooove mee"
>a hundred mouths repeat her
>a limb pops out of the largest mouth and caresses your head
>rather more worryingly, another within her mountainous form is undoing your pants

Your pleas fall on deaf ears (if she bothered to manifest any) and over the next few hours your doting servant forcibly reacquaints herself with the humanoid form

You'd never admit it, but it was some of the best sex you've ever had

>> No.23564934

Would you happen to have the source on this? Looks like something I'd be very interested in.

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>> No.23564974

Use yandex (google is an absolute trash at image search nowadays)

>> No.23564986

And magnificent! She even got dragons among her worshippers

>> No.23565035

Hey it's an excuse to be immersed in waifu and deprived of sight while overwhelmed with touch and her mad whispers of love in to your mind while she caresses every inch and noms your ears while tonguing them.

>> No.23565098

>Anon tells his demon friend he's going to marry her when they grow up
>Years go by
>He's 22 now
>Demon comes back and tells him to fulfill his contract
I feel like this would happens surprisingly often in MGE.

>> No.23565115

She better be a bombshell CC demon

>> No.23565132

>Comes back
Jokes on her, there was a neglect clause and now she has to pamper him for as long as she abandoned him before the marriage contract comes into affect.

>> No.23565170

Aren't all demons bombshells?

>> No.23565172

I guess most of them are. But I want EXTRA

>> No.23565185

>EXTRA Bombshell
You're too greedy anon! Do you have any idea what extra bombshell demons can do to you!? I pray for your soul.

>> No.23565188

My soul is hers!

>> No.23565200

>Demon now has to work as a maid/servant/slave/wife for anon until she has fulfilled her neglect obligations
Time to write a long list of lewd things she has to do every day while I still can.

>> No.23565231

>"Ha! Read the fine print Ms."I haven't called or visited in four and a half years" That's nearly five years you have to be my wife for before you marry me!"
>"A-anon that's... I mean... Okay?"

>> No.23565280
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Freud had many things to say about women smoking.

>> No.23565291

Would she even care if I made a a `"slave-wife" during that time?

>> No.23565303


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Did he have anything to say about smoke hobos?

>> No.23565380

He may have said something or mother. I mean other.

>> No.23565386

I want to ask that Fox for a hit of her pipe.

>> No.23565388

>Anon can no anything he wants to the demon and she is completely at the mercy of his will
>He demands she love him unconditionally and cuddle with him
>She's just not gonna argue with him on that one

>> No.23565392

At best she'll blow smoke in your mouth during a kiss.

>> No.23565426
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Nurarihyons are a blessing

>> No.23565435

I do not find lung cancer to be attractive.

>> No.23565442

Mamanobama got you covered senpai

>> No.23565451
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>"cmon, lemme in, it's your fault for being so darn cute that you made me start leaking milk on the spot, now you gotta fix the mess you made and lap it up..."
>proceeds to bang the door and moo for hours from the other side with the iron will of the sun itself until it opens

>> No.23565491

Come back with a few of your sisters and/or cousins to join in. Then, and only then, will I let you in.

>> No.23565517

Shortstack smoke hobos building their husband a harem!

>> No.23565596
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I just find it hot. As for the lung damage thing, I've always headcanoned the stuff the monsters smoke to be a demon realm plant that's like tobacco with none of the health issues.

>> No.23565695

I wrote a sequel to my radfem shoggoth story from earlier. The premise is Sally goes home to see her stepmother/mother-in-law, a kikimora, and many snide things are said. Vanilla/maledom lewd.


>> No.23565697

You do realize he had loli demons in a world guide. They can have whatever body type you want.

>> No.23565706

It doesn't matter how tall the rest of the harem is, she'll always be the bustiest.

>> No.23565714
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But I don't like maledom...

>> No.23565744

Sadly comes with the territory of shoggoths, I'm afraid. I have written femdom shoggoths before, but this was a requested sequel.

>> No.23565763

Salamanders are just better lizardgirl, fight me.

>> No.23565783

Amphibians, not lizards.

>> No.23565848


>> No.23565856 [SPOILER] 
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>When you tell her you don't want to tend the garden today

>> No.23565879

It's what she was before she monsterized. It's a sequel.

>> No.23565883

I want to make a monster girl go soft-yandere on me.

>> No.23565900

just doesn't sit right with me corruption or not it always gives me a bad reflection on an author's need to bring real world issues into monster girl stuff

>> No.23565908

i wanted to say "I'm disappointed in myself" but she started crying before i could finish. i have no idea how to make up for it because i'm socially retarded. i guess i'll try to cook her something she likes? it always cheers me up when she does that.

>> No.23566013

Nice. Was really looking forward to the sequel. Thanks for providing spideranon.

>> No.23566119

Shogs slowly assimilate your body until nothing but shog is left. There are no visual changes, however you'll notice certain effects like objects passing through you if they would have harmed you otherwise. You'll also feel yourself merging with anything made of slime, like your wife. This is an experience likened to sex in the amount of pleasure it brings, making you highly desired not only by your Shog but any slimes you might encounter.
You might be able to get other advantages out of this, but you'd have to talk to your Shog about it as KC didn't go into too much additional detail there.

>> No.23566205

The sun god who empowered the pharaohs is probably dead, which means they probably can't give any powers to worshipers now.

>> No.23566248

And the bossiest!

>> No.23566256

>Nurari wife diligently doing harem research on the computer while kiki maid wife serves her tea

>> No.23566271

Is that code for "looking through her husband's porn folder and search history"?

>> No.23566316
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How to become lamia food?

>> No.23566366

Marry one and she'll milk you of mana/semen.

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>> No.23566377

How do I get one to marry me?

>> No.23566388

Propose to her.

>> No.23566394

You're not a very creative, anon, are ya?

>> No.23566396

Go to a lamia village, at least one should take an interest in you.

Or get a mana marker attuned to lamia at a monster friendly town.

>> No.23566433

Simple solutions are good.

>> No.23566449

I had a dream about my sahu but she was in our world without any mge magicky stuff

>> No.23566497

Probably. But she would do a lot of research on monster girls in general to get the optimal harem. The first thing on her list was a maid monster girl after all. Hence the kiki maid wife

>> No.23566533
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Tell her that her eyes are beautiful. Works wonders with Basilisks as the take off their masks.

>> No.23566585
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Numbers are gathering at Onigashima

>> No.23566621

Which monster girl would deny me my personal liberties and refuse to give them back because she loves me?

>> No.23566633
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The surface world offers you nothing!

>> No.23566634

Its just Onifest, it'll be fine.

>> No.23566636

What kind of party is that?

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>> No.23566647

god i wanna be trapped under the water and raped by a delicious fish

>> No.23566658
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Salamander lolis stay genki and competitive even when you've easily defeated her and satisfied your pent up lust with her small body many times.

>> No.23566661

Woodstock sized drinking, wrestling, and grilling competition.

>> No.23566664

Are guys allowed?

>> No.23566671
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Not Gazer, because she knows that love shouldn't have to hurt.

>> No.23566678

But do they stay genki when impregnated after losing?

You are allowed to come.
Leaving is another matter.

>> No.23566680
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Grilling competition? This sounds like it might attract Wendigos pretending to be Oni.

>> No.23566694

It does but the onis don't mind, a dire wendi is a hell of a wrestling opponent and brings a lot of prestige.

Mini-wendis aren't allowed in though, oni brew is too tough for them.

>> No.23566706

Oh come on, they're always sipping on Wendidad's moonshine!

>> No.23566714

did she bite him?

>> No.23566723

It's a love bite.

>> No.23566727

Maybe but these oni are mixing liquors, I don't think young wendis have the stomachs for that yet.

>> No.23566733

i've never imagined sahu biting me

>> No.23566735
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Sucks to be them!

>> No.23566752

A fish bit me once

>> No.23566756

How do I get a demon wife?

>> No.23566762

Perform profane rituals

>> No.23566779

if you perform propane rituals you might get the demon lord of grilling

>> No.23566789

what happens if i try to catch a sahu with my fist and a flashlight?

>> No.23566806

Fists and flashlights might be a bit big for her first time...

>> No.23566827

Be careful eating a rack of ribs around Wendis, a little bit of barbecue sauce gets on your arm and suddenly 2 hungry Wendis are drooling over it

>> No.23566835

but i don't know how to bait a sahu

>> No.23566843

Wade into the water with your dick out and wait patiently.

>> No.23566865

I do not find harems to be attractive.

>> No.23566868

Try not to get any on your face, too.

>> No.23566870

Begone thot

>> No.23566879

but that would make it shrink

>> No.23566892

Yes. It's less intimidating that way.

>> No.23566896

>Wendi pile smothering you to lick your face
>lots of muffled awawas
There are worse ways to go

>> No.23567007
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Can undead even cook properly? Do they have sense of taste?

>> No.23567098

Fully accept that you’ve always been a Shoggoth (specifically her) and that because you don’t understand the mysteries of the cosmos, neither does she.

Then split yourself into three identical maids and fuck your adorable husband.

>> No.23567104
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It's morning. I want to pull Gazer into my bed, and sleep in I prone bone.

>> No.23567118

they might get burns from being clumsy

>> No.23567126

Tenko-san, don’t joke like that! Some weeb might actually try it!
Please let me sleep on your tails tonight!

>> No.23567203
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We need to protect the MGs from humans.

>> No.23567239

>"My Lord. I have prepared a traditional Zipangu curry dish for your consumption. It is important to me. That is, it is important that you keep your strength up."
>"Oh, you didn't need to do that, but thanks! You're the most talented bodyguard a guy could ever ask for. One question, though. Why is the rice pitch black?"
>"The online recipe said to add soya sauce 'to taste.' Thus, as directed, I progressively added more until I was able to perceive the flavor."
>"I see. One more question, then. Are undead still able to taste?"
>"Please consume the curry, my Lord. It is getting cold."

>> No.23567291

KC's undead aren't really even dead. There's no reason to think the ones intelligent enough to cook couldn't still do so normally.

>> No.23567332

>You cook her favorite food.
>She looks at you in disbelief.
>Tell her that she should try it.
>Slams her room shut and bawls her eyes out because she thought you were showing off that you were a better cook than her and that she could never meet your high expectations.

Just buy for her a roomba while you're at it, you monster.

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>> No.23567447

KC's undead are shit.

>> No.23567470

I was expecting a bat after that spoiler.

>> No.23567483

Sorry, I'm too distracted by her high-cut sweater leotard.

>> No.23567540
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>> No.23567600

im trying my best but my best is not good enough, that's why i hired a maid in the first place.

>> No.23567634

New loli species, tiger shark.

>> No.23567637

Hey, is KC done with introducing new regions? Like no more kingdoms? I wanted a Korea-inspired region where we get the North Korean monster, Pulagsari and the numerous other South Korean monsters like Imugi and Kumiho

>> No.23567668

New loli species, Sea Butterfly and Shrimp

>> No.23567681

Working girls need love too

>> No.23567685

No, he's focused on his game at the moment. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out with more after it's done though. The game probably has some new stuff in it too.

>> No.23567773 [SPOILER] 
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We need to go bigger.

>> No.23567817

I really like her hair.

>> No.23567826

They try so hard to be, yet they're monster girls so being shit is one of only two things they're bad at.

>> No.23567832

Jesus, I could bury my whole head in there!

>> No.23567897

KC isn't the god of monstergirls, people really tend to forget that.

>> No.23567906

Hard no.

>> No.23567947

Not THE god, but at least a demigod and basically god of these threads. No setting is going to be perfect for everyone, but he's done a decent approximation.

>> No.23567973
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So is mega kill now?

Someone should add pics from this guy to galleries, he has very noice pics with his noice models

>> No.23567989

Hardly. Stop sucking cock.

>> No.23568016

This. The guy has made so many profiles and designs that there's something for everyone, and he's left enough room to make your own waifu on top of this by outright showing how the profile images are only single examples of an entire sub group or species.

>> No.23568025

What would you change, then? Which is your favorite setting?

>> No.23568049

You're never going to get through to contrarians who want to be different.

>> No.23568077

Cute monstergirls doing serious things and wrestling with serious emotions!

>> No.23568102
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Cute monster facts!

Reindeer (also read:caribou) migrate the farthest of any land-dwelling animal, with some herds travelling up to 5000km in a single year. An adult reindeer can run at speeds as high as 80km/h, going at full sprint. Newborn calves can stand on their own feet within minutes of birth, and can keep up with their parents by the next day.

Over the course of a year, caribou can radically alter their metabolisms and body mass. This is most noticeable in females, who rapidly gain and lose weight in accordance with the season and their mating eligibility.

Bonus: Reindeer regularly shed their antlers. The discarded antlers are used in various cultures' folk medicine, and the horns of breeding females are often ground into powder and sold as aphrodisiacs or fertility drugs.

>researcher anon lives and travels with a nomadic white horn tribe, observing and studying them for the winter
>one of the members of the tribe, a tall, slender christmas cake, speaks fluent english and offers to be his guide
>mostly this involves translation, but since the tribe keeps a brisk pace on their journey he often rides on her back to avoid falling behind
>she doesn't say it, but she begins to treasure the time he spends on her back, trading stories from his homeland for hers
>eventually Anon succumbs to illness from the hard winter travel, and has to return to civilization for treatment
>he finds his way back to the tribe months later, but can't seem to find his guide
>after searching for some time he finds her hiding in the tall grass of the plains, apparently avoiding him
>he coaxes her out, and sees she's gotten a little soft around the edges since spring came and she went into season
>she's a little embarassed, but the red flush on her cheeks isn't from shame
>a chilly spring breeze rolls in and she invites anon to sit with her by the fire, as he often did during winter storms, and they spend the night learning as much as they can from each other
>summer comes, and researcher anon has a thick, cuddly, very affectionate primary source of information on tribal marriage customs for his thesis
>then again, maybe the university can wait until after the twins arrive

>> No.23568135
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The Dark insignia section is the sabbath grimoire is very detailed, providing such a variety of effects depending on size, type, and location. What insignia would your wife have? Would she get them herself or would you pressure her into getting them?

>> No.23568166

My own, obviously. As for what I'd change that's personal, subjective and neither here nor there. The basic foundation is there to make basically everyone happy, it's not really hard. Monstergirls actually love you. There are few limited extraneous circumstances where they wouldn't love you. Just so they're not standing by the side of baby killing puppy kicking psychopaths. He's just an artist you're literally deifying.

>> No.23568197

Tattoo's are trashy

>> No.23568201

Well apparantly, your best is too good and now you've given her an inferiority complex because she can't reach your level. Why not just hire a shoggoth while you're at it?

>> No.23568221

I'd want my daughteru to get super intense and intricate ones on her tongue, nipples and clit.

>> No.23568230

Shy monsters are super cute. Migrating with the herd sounds really comfy.

>> No.23568233

So you are a contrarian faggot who doesn't even realize he's not disagreeing with me and doesn't understand metaphors. Got it and we're done here.

>> No.23568256

You're clearly too stupid to know what my point was to begin with. The disconnect here is on you.

>> No.23568266

>Tell her you'd like to pasturize the milk she gave you.
>And then tell her that you're going to refrigirate it first for a couple of hours before drinking it.
>She starts complaining and asking why you won't drink from the tap.
>Tell her all about a frenchie named Louis Pasteur and all the health risks of drinking non-pasturized milk.

How would she react?

>> No.23568278

It's very metal when they shed the velvet from their antlers.

>> No.23568282

You don't understand. KC committed the cardinal sin of including a monster designed around a fetish I dislike. This is unforgivable.

>> No.23568307

small pleasure insignia on her hands and legs, for sexual harrasment. Maybe a siphon for her mouth too.

>> No.23568316
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Don't exactly have a waifu, but I'm a fan of the idea of a pleasure insignia on the hips and a demon's contract crest on the womb. I prefer insignia that signify confidence rather than loss of composure.

>Pleasure insignia are engraved mainly in places where strong pleasure is induced during sex. By engraving on the “hips”, the pleasure of shaking one's hips while joined with a man can be dramatically enhanced, so most people engrave on the hips to enjoy sex. Even though a pleasure insignia engraved on the hips produces so much pleasure that it would drive a human woman crazy, it's an indication of the confidence and composure to claim that pleasure as one's own, and it's also like flaunting that one is a champion of the bedroom, a being sustained by pleasure.

>> No.23568386

>I blasphemed the gospel

>> No.23568412

i wanna marry a white horn!

>> No.23568418

She'd understand the science behind it, but be offended that you're comparing her milk to that of an animal's milk

>> No.23568452

I'm not usually a fan of tattoos in general, but everything about the vixen insignia enamors me. I can see one of those as a tramp stamp or somewhere on the thigh where only I'd usually see it except for maybe the tip or so.

>> No.23568489

We need more monster girls in nun habits.

>> No.23568513

What species is your wife/s?

>> No.23568515

anything for her meaty tail

>> No.23568519

I see a few nuns of His Holy Word in this very thread. They suck a real mean dick.

>> No.23568536

>you're comparing her milk to that of an animal's milk
It is an animal's milk. "Baby me and you ain't nothin' but mammals so let's--" and then you get raped before finishing your line.

>> No.23568551

One and only dragon.

>> No.23568559

She wouldn't deface her body with such things.

She might try to give one to me, though. Temporary, with various effects relevant to our shared hobbies.

>> No.23568605

Even if he was, Korean monsters could count for Mist Continent.

>> No.23568637

just my fish

>> No.23568683

the abyss, and maybe south american monsters are next I think

>> No.23568729

I don't have/merit a wife.

>> No.23568748

I don't have one

>> No.23568795

Gave me an idea.
>be cuck husband to a Shoggoth wife
>live together with the bull in your shared bio-house
>for him, it's the classical every-need-fulfilled perfect-maid life
>for you it's more akin to the SCP-835 style existence
Forbidden kind of hot.

>> No.23568810

She's an Anubis but she's infected with Apophis venom and she acts like a Pharaoh. She may even be undead like one too but she lacks the voice. I worry she's gone into 'donut steel' territory.

>> No.23568842

>reabsorbs all the slime
I can't help but worry for any Shog's husband who has already "merged" with her

>> No.23568869

Dark Mage.
I know they aren't the most monstrous of the encyclopedia's offerings, but I'm drawn to them like no other. The very idea of living in a comfy woodland cottage and offering myself up as a familiar and husband to one pleases me like nothing else.

>> No.23568870

I think worry is an understatement when someone can fuck their toaster.

>> No.23568881

Shy White Horn are easy to find, just listen for the jingling of her breasts bell

>> No.23568904

is it cucking if a girl falls in love with your wife and they fuck but then your wife convinces her to fuck you and she falls in love with your dick?

>> No.23568906

Sahuagin, she's cute.

>> No.23568929

best fish with meaty tail

>> No.23568967

>hearing your kikimom scream a safe word when she's with your dad
Truly horrifying

>> No.23568971

Literally just a harem

>> No.23569000

Dragon, Kikimora and Automaton

>> No.23569005

Night Gaunt

>> No.23569007

>shogfags are literal cucks
Not even surprised.

>> No.23569027
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Hellhound, Hobgoblin, Kobold, Demon, Wight, Hinezumi, Lich, Salamander, Jabberwock, Baphomet, Kikimora. And speaking of my wives, Sookmo was kind enough to draw my Hobgoblin wife! https://twitter.com/cycho6212/status/1253971714632847362
I wouldn't worry about that anon, I think most of us have our little quirks with our wives. For example I have what most people would probably consider to be too many, we have anons who want to get intimate with their daughterus or others who's waifu is pretty much the profile girl. There's just a lot of different ways things can end up and there's nothing wrong with being a bit off profile.

>> No.23569068

Graped anubis have a special spot in my heart. I really like all that calculating intellect bent towards manipulating me.

>> No.23569088

Wikifag here, all the most recent content has been uploaded to the mega archive. You can grab all of it from the fanart hub. That'll be the last update on the situation unless I find another host.

>> No.23569089

Anon she's your waifu not a character you're submitting to the nobel prize for literature, she can be the biggest donut steal mary sue ever but that doesn't matter if she makes you happy.

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>> No.23569138

This. Who cares whatever anyone says about her, she's what you want the most out of a woman and anyone who looks down on that can go fuck themselves.

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>> No.23569216

Had a dream about having a H'Orc housewife last night. I loved it, I want to go back.

>> No.23569230

I feel they're trashy and look terrible, but she'd probably love the idea of pleasure runes and get one of those at some point.

>> No.23569256

fresh milk from healthy cows is essentially risk-free. Pasteurization was mandated in the US during a time when dairy was produced in incredibly filthy conditions- and it was known even then, from the study that preceeded the law, that pasteurization reduced the nutrition content and digestibility of dairy.
Tl;dr pasteurized milk is strictly worse unless you think your cows might be sick

>> No.23569263

I have not pinned her down yet- but narrative conditions demand she is quite strong with magick, or is friends with mamano who are.

>> No.23569273

that's just a threesome

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>> No.23569291

What the hell am I looking at

>> No.23569292

if my wife had a tattoo that i could molest to make her squirt more on her tail so i could lick it up then i'm getting one

>> No.23569299

Based draw anon, keep at it

>> No.23569323

That's fine, but if my wife got a tattoo/pleasure rune I'm still calling it out as the MGE tramp stamp it is.

>> No.23569328

I see more hell than hound in that drawing, and it scares me.

>> No.23569329

That's an old drawing though. He's gotten a lot better.

>> No.23569334

My wife

>> No.23569367
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>Walking the streets one night
>Find a depressed, dejected, black harpy whore in a dark alley after she's had a long day of being taken advantage of
>She's messy, hair disheveled, scratched up, and appears to have lost all hope
>Shove $5 in her face for a blowjob
>She instinctively and reluctantly accepts
>Forcefully nut in her mouth but pull out just towards the end to blast her face a couple hot ropes of cum
>Zip up and walk away
>Just before you leave the alley, you ask "well, you comin' or what?"
>Look back to see she's just confused
>"This is your chance out. You can stay with me."
>She hastily gathers her few things, rushes up to you, and clings to your arm
>She's a bit smelly and dirty from her work but you don't mind; you can tell she's a good girl in an unfortunate circumstance
>Take her home and give her a proper meal and shower
>She quiet the whole time, but you can tell she's thankful
>Only have one bed
>She cuddles you in bed that night, holding you tightly
>No sex, just time for her to heal
The start of a healthy, beautiful marriage. Nothing better than taking a girl off the streets and giving her a loving home

>> No.23569379

Big Yeti

>> No.23569409
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Small update on our tour through Saida. I'll probably keep doing them in pairs like this.

>Saida Neon Street
>This is the center of the city of Saida, “Saida Neon Street”. It’s called that due to there being so many neon signs set up everywhere that it almost makes your eyes hurt, as well as the flashy neon lights projected into the sky. The place we’re standing now is right at the center of the city. There are bars, a lot of shops, and even several outdoor stages; it’s the liveliest place in Saida besides the live venues. It’s not because of the men either. Look, it’s from those women over there, who are mostly thunderbirds. However, it seems they’ve gotten the attention of the local flirts. They’re all acting rather docile. Like that. They’ve already wrapped their wings around them, and are caressing the men’s bodies all over, but that’s their way of being docile. There are so many people here on this street because there are several other streets that extend from here in the direction of the mountains surrounding Saida, so this place has become a passage of sorts. You’ll understand what I mean if you enter another street. Shall we go?

>Eldin Soul Street
>This is “Eldin Soul Street” It’s called that because there is a “Statue of Meeting” between the hero, Lyle, and the first diva, Eldin. Do you know the legend of Saida? The meeting of those two is the beginning of modern Saida. For that reason, this is a place of beginnings.

>“Street of Meeting”
>As the name suggests, a lot of novice song maidens gather here, recruiting band members, appealing themselves while performing in the street, or looking for a band to invite them. Look, the walls are even covered in band member recruitment posters.

>It’s not as much as earlier, but it seems there are quite a lot of people around. It feels like there are many song maidens playing instruments by themselves, or couples watching such a performance together. Huh? Everyone is looking at you with dirty eyes? Yeah, that’s because you’re a man. Like that, they’re looking for a partner that matches their wavelength, or a tasty looking man, and when they’ve found one, they grab his arms and try to drag him into their band.

>Look, if I weren’t here, you’d probably end up like that. That man has two Succubi firmly grasping his arms. I think he’ll probably be brought to a live house. It looks like the three of them had a session a little while ago. It seems that man is a beginner, and those two women were a match for him. Improvised sessions are like a substitute for greetings here, so I guess it feels like a true performance after the greeting. There are loads of girls and groups that want a male band member like this. I don’t think it has anything to do with being a beginner or inexperienced. The most important thing for us monsters is that we want to fuck them. I think guys that want to form a band with us are the best. In the first place, there are many monsters that become motivated just from there being a man. That’s an impure motive? Yeah, it is. You know, it’s said there are a lot of people that get into music because it makes men look cool, or to be popular with women. Since there is always a feeling that there’s an ulterior motive, such impure motives are welcome in this city. Even women look at men with such eyes, so it’s even. At the end of the day, when men and women get together, they perform, and then they fuck. It doesn’t really matter where they start. Also, the girls that form bands are together all the time, and often are very close, so like those girls we saw earlier, it’s common for all of the band to have the same man as a lover or a husband. There are also times when there are two men and two women that become a pair of close couples, but when there is only one man in a band, I think he’ll be doing all the members everywhere. Even if the man has no ulterior motives, if he ends up in a band with only women, it’ll definitely end up like that.

>Come to think of it, I wonder if I should look for band members.
>I have this kind of personality, and I’m still by myself without a girl that matches my wavelength.
>…For now, let’s follow those Succubi from earlier.
>That’s not what I meant. I’m thinking of showing you a live house.

>> No.23569431

Honestly I just want to fry and eat the eggs my wife lays

>> No.23569461

this is very wholesome, as much as used goods doesn't really appeal to me, i like the healing that comes after :)

>> No.23569522

Ah yes, the best haircut

>> No.23569523

what is the scariest/most dangerous species?

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>> No.23569551

Not the species really but I'm scared of drowning so all the water-based girls are a big nope for me.

>> No.23569569

Thanks for doing these

>> No.23569571
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I wouldn't say my personal liberties are denied, but between being entrusted with magical secrets and being a known "lolicon" it is in my best intrests to keep my distance from greater human society.

>> No.23569576

>Monstergirl bands aren't about the music and only about getting dick
This only helps fuel my scepticism on the setting. Nobody is in it for the art, they only care about the sex. I bet the music suffers heavily for this.

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>> No.23569614

Angry Kiki

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>> No.23569696

These are always fun! And your green is amazing!

>> No.23569713

But do you have to eat all the eggs?

>> No.23569724

I bet we would see a good number of husband-wife bands that put out good work.

>> No.23569731

Unbelievably based anon, way to be.

>> No.23569739

God I hope so.

I want to take them, sticky and warm, immediately from the nest to the frying pan.

>> No.23569743

Very much agree!

Slime carrier and shoggoth carrier!

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It doesn't really say that though. Sure sex is the priority, but it's not all they care about in a band. It even states that "many" are motivated from there being a man, not "all."

And certainly one can care about both. The tour guide makes a valid point that such impure/mixed motives are common among human musicians too.

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>> No.23569783

I think you mean 6 feet you god damn eurofag.

>> No.23569803

Ur w1af is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat m8

>> No.23569810

Thank you so much for these translation!

>> No.23569811

How would a retired kiki behave? The ones that didn't retire because they got married, but because they got old.

>> No.23569847

I don't think Kikis would ever retire from cleaning, cleaning is a part of their souls.

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>> No.23569864

>Has a garden, which she uses to cook all of her food. She mainly grows potatoes, dill, and some MGE exclusive goods.
>Anyone she knows who visits her will be offered countless meals. Expect to gain 10 pounds before you leave.
>When she's not cooking or filling up space in public transport, she's looking out from her balcony at the people passing by. The locals don't need police or cameras, they have her.

>> No.23569918

Like a stereotypical babushka

>> No.23569931

>kiki's are russian
Where did this retarded meme come from anyway?

>> No.23569958

They do have a mythological counterpart.

>> No.23569959

Because they are from russian folklore

>> No.23569962

Same place literal retard Wurms and French Tritonias came from.
This fucking thread.

>> No.23569967

Kikimora is a creature from Slavic folklore.

>> No.23569969

Kikimora is a slavic mystycal being. Russia is the biggest and most known slavic country.

>> No.23570002

I doubt they'll be able to compete with artists who care about their craft over the financial or sexual compensation though. It's common in to see artists with ulterior motives being inferior to those who just want to express themselves.
I'd be surprised if monsters could even hold a candle to our better singers and performers, especially since their analogues are clearly based off Japanese idol culture which somehow manages to be more offensive to listen to than the average manufactured pop music group.

>> No.23570033 [DELETED] 

>How would a retired kiki behave?
Becoming a tree "decoration"

She'll become an undead kiki and serve in the undead kingdom and find a nice undead incubus mastah

>> No.23570051

The origin of the myth is Russia but there's no Russia in MGE. Russia has as much to do with MGE Kikis as monsters who murder humans do.

>> No.23570063

>fucking brainlets ITT

>> No.23570114

So how's that different than not egypt, not japan and not china?

>> No.23570116

>t. Failed artist
I'm joking

>> No.23570159

KC hasn't named Not!Russia yet.

I just assumed it was a cold region, like the Ice Queen's Kingdom. That would work for Not!Eastern Europe

>> No.23570162

Similar kingdoms to those exist in MGE, a not-Russia has never been mentioned nor is it looking like it will in the near future.
It's like people trying to force the aussie thing onto MGE bunyips when it was just the country of the origin myth

>> No.23570163

>It's like people trying to force the aussie thing onto MGE bunyips when it was just the country of the origin myth
I don't see a problem with that

>> No.23570164

there's no not-russia (yet), but there is not-eastasia and not-egypt

>> No.23570194
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VK group likes Kikis too

>> No.23570200

Slime harem, here I come! Oh, but it would seem odd for a maid to be the head wife though

>> No.23570211

>love the concept of Nurarihyon
>don't like large breasts, which they're nearly universally depicted with
>can't stand the smell of smoke

>> No.23570225

that is her darkness magic not tabacco and she can just have smaller breasts anyway

>> No.23570227

>don't like large breasts,
This is in no way an issue.

>can't stand the smell of smoke
This is, however . The smell could vary a lot based on what she's smoking, though.

>> No.23570263

That helps resolve things quite a bit. And yeah, with the smoke being concentrated mana instead of tobacco, she could just manipulate the smell on a whim.

>> No.23570274
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She's not smoking smoke, that's "darkness" manifested in a smoke-like form that she wraps her body in.

>> No.23570277

>don't like large breasts, which they're nearly universally depicted with
Go off profile, loli or tall flat smoke hobo
>can't stand the smell of smoke
One could smoke demon realm herbs which smell nothing like the tobacco we know. Seeing how MGE works, it's probably an incredibly pleasant smell nothing like we could compare it to.

>> No.23570278

I find centaurs disgusting, probably because I've owned horses and it's just too furry. But for some reason, I can abide white horns on some level.

>> No.23570300

There's no not-South-America either, but they're still treated as if they were from SA tribes by default and it would be unusual if you showed one that's a Zulu or a viking.

>> No.23570303

Probably the clothes and long white hair.
That's what does it for me, at least.

>> No.23570307

Same here. I think I just find the horse part too bestial, in addition to associating it too much with actual horses.

>> No.23570319

>That helps resolve things quite a bit.
We have people with that quibble often. Looks, especially body shape, are rarely an issue in the MGE. There are a few obligate (by default) loli monsters, a few obligate (again by default and I believe smaller in number) titcows, but aside from that? Sky's the limit, and even then there's potions and spells to change body type outside of species norm.

The profile image doesn't really matter, it's more about the text.

>> No.23570320

I was rewording the post and fucked up by not including the mention of Ocelomeh in the end.

>> No.23570339

When it's been a while since I've read the profile, it's sometimes hard to separate canon from memes.

I understand going off-profile, but even most fanart is similar to the profile.

>> No.23570351

This is a good point, as well as how the mythology/pantheon of the main MGE continent combines a number of different ones (for instance Eros being the creator of the apsara when in actual mythology that was another deity from another pantheon and another continent).

Basically there is nothing wrong with including aspects of the regional culture that inspired a given monster girl, at least when they are supported by the profile/making of, etc. even if there is no actual equivalent region in the MGE world.

That is the main MGE continent seems to a big mishmash of mythologies, city states and cultures, only united by the worship of the chief god being prevalent among the humans.

>> No.23570352

>Soviet, KGB, dominatrix kiki

>> No.23570365

I'm still a bit surprised with how thunderbirds turned out, not that it's not nice in it's own way.

>> No.23570404

>most fanart is similar to the profile.
The profile fits a common definition of sexy, it's the first exposure to the MGE variant of that girl, and it's recognizable. It makes sense.

>> No.23570437

>common definition of sexy

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>> No.23570501

I understand that. I just find that for most mamono I like, I have to rely exclusively on imagination and mental images for them to be attractive.

>> No.23570509

>I understand going off-profile, but even most fanart is similar to the profile.
Most fanart just depicts what made them like the monster girl, if you look at the world guides and side guides you'll see that there's so much more variation that people don't give thought to though.

>> No.23570516

What a funny way to say mating-press.

>> No.23570531

You can always pick up a pen and make a leanan side proud. It's so hard, I want an art fairy to "ganbare" me, but I don't actually like fairies.

>> No.23570556

>she teleports behind you and pinch your cheeks back
>"mine are softer so I win nyahaha"

>> No.23570573

Paw pads on my face sound like win to me.

>> No.23570596

Probably breasts on your back if she has any, too. It's not a bad situation at all.

>> No.23570602

I have pretty much no artistic skill, and very little manual dexterity. I wouldn't even know where to start developing the basic physical coordination needed to draw.

I see quite a bit of off-profile art for some girls, though.

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>> No.23570618

You'll just have to imagine the loli Nurarihyon, that brings you more lewd lolis of species that are mostly decipted as onee-sans and titcows.

>> No.23570647

It's neat how they can exhaust you physically with their coils and mentally with their enchanted voice.

>> No.23570673

Well yeah, she's softer than me in general.

>> No.23570677

The absolute dream

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Shit, wrong image.

>> No.23570711

Someone remembers vanilla lamia!

>> No.23570720

I'd rather a medium-chested teenage Nurarihyon.

>> No.23570726

Why do you even have those in the same folder anon?

>> No.23570743

how do you fuck it up that badly?

>> No.23570756

I like them because they are described as almost as yandere as the Shirohebi but they have much more variation in hair and scale color than the Shirohebi. Also with the personality listed as variable you can easily make them however you want with out any breed baggage.

>> No.23570767

Vanilla lamia is tied for my favorite with apophis. I love the blonde look with slightly tanned skin. KC did an excellent job with her design. Shame she doesn't get more fanart

>> No.23570785

>KGB Kiki is your pretend wife to get information out of you
>she has a KGB dossier on you with all of your information
>and all of your fetishes
>she's still stuck in the 1980s KGB though
>your "futuristic" laptop fascinates her while she's using a 386 computer and those giant brick cell phones

>> No.23570822

Fascinating taste. I bet her parties would be wilder than a more mature hon's.

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what species would Haruko be?
for some reason, i'd imagine her being a manticore.

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Haven't finished moving my monster girl content to its containment folder

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>> No.23570962

What should a kiki do if she can't master her babushka's famous borscht recipe?

>> No.23570978

make her own recipe that surpasses her babushka's

>> No.23571039
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>teaching an automaton how to count
>she only understands hexadecimal system and can't compute double digits when writing the numbers 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15

>> No.23571062

Good thing I can count binary whew

>> No.23571086
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This artist seems to really like vanilla/base MGE girls, with their other art including vanilla succubus and alraune.

>> No.23571089

>why contain it.jpg

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I can see my troll wife having some on her hands and fingers, as well as on her feet.

>> No.23571143

>why are these so soft when your other parts is metal?

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>Shame she doesn't get more fanart

At least she's gotten more than poor gargoyle. People loved her redesign, but not enough to actually do much art of her evidently.

>> No.23571173

Leah got graped into one in the 2nd exet game. The first thing she did as a Lamia was using her newfound long tongue to milk Al

>> No.23571186

Of course she can compute those.
She just doesn’t get why you skipped to 10 from 9.

>> No.23571241

If they're not pinned to the ground with their ankles up at your shoulders, you're not fucking them hard enough

>> No.23571281

Someone has to, he's a hero

>> No.23571290

Powerbottoming in amazon position doesn't count?

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>> No.23571357

>come home one day
>Nurarihyon has moved in
>the two of you meet a Bicorn a couple months later
>their waifu addictions begin to feed off of one another

>> No.23571413

Might want to reference KC's "making of" notes, since he goes further in depth on the smoke.

Someone please remember to back up a copy of that folder off the MEGA

>> No.23571421

>Nurarihyon has moved back in.

>> No.23571620

How long will a Hellhound let me lick her face?

>> No.23571640

>Single-tailed Inari who matches you in relative age
>You can’t really describe her as “polite”
>What is she, some old granny?
>But she’s good natured, friendly, and absolutely hilarious
>Has a massive crush on you, but can’t work up the courage to confess just yet
>So you and her end up doing a lot of dating activities as “friends”
>Friends who never flirt with anyone else, when they’re alone or together
>Friends who hold hands and each lunch together and give each other long scalp, sometimes without warning
>And yeah you did kiss once or twice but that was...
>You had ice cream on your face and she was helping you get it off!
>Anon is quietly waiting for the day she admits to wanting an official relationship, completely with under-the-covers hand holding and super lovey dovey sex.

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>> No.23571667

as long as you licked her cunny

>> No.23571670

Describe a prank to pull on a monster girl when using a time stopping pocket watch. All manner of devilry works. Removing a Rata's paper from her typewritter while she is in the middle of typing it and replacing it with a blank sheet is a simple example.

>> No.23571714


This post made me imagine an Animal Crossing style game featuring monster girl characters. Stop that. I don't need to imagine things like this that may never, ever be.

>> No.23571718
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I'm fine with oral, but I'm not a lolicon, I want a Hellhound like pic related.

>> No.23571722

Replacing a Dragon’s hoard with chocolate coins and ring pops.
Un-cleaning things your Kikimora just dusted.
Assuming your Shoggoth wife isn’t affected by the watch, and walking straight up to her for a kiss.
Fluffing up a fox’s tails until they’re huge and puffy, knowing you’re going in Fluffy Tail Jail as a result
Repeatedly escaping Fluffy Tail Jail until you realize she’s letting you get away with it, and thinks the pranks you’re pulling are hilarious
>Gaining a deeper respect for your fox wife as a result and cuddling her extra close in bed that night

>> No.23571770

should it be chibi-fied like animal crossing or non-chibi?
should it be rendered in 3d or be a 2d isometric game?
should it be anime or nintendo-style?
should it have porn or basically reference sex and indirectly show it so that it can be widely available?

>> No.23571792

Flat girls might as well be boys and men.

>> No.23571799

What if they're a couple who adopted you? There is the theory of ageless monster husband and wife couples from before they all became monster girls being changed into monster girl couples that would still be around.

>> No.23571802

Put an eggplant into a Manticore's tail

>> No.23571804

Interrupting a couple/harem to place a condom on the male.

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We know Inari and Youko are tricksters, but what about much older foxes? Are their pranks basically the same, or significantly more elaborate?
Pic related could legitimately be a Kitsune fucking with people if he was genderflipped.

>> No.23571826

>Anon came inside his waifu but she didn't sense his spirit energy
>she finds out there's a condom on his cock
He's gonna get milked dry isn't he

>> No.23571837


Chibi like Animal Crossing or Utawarerumono, if only to make it easier to create and add more characters.

3D, but with 2d pixel sprites for the in-game Lore book.

Probably Nintendo style, just to match the 3D Chibi aesthetic.

Probably reference sex, but make the ame easily mod-able so people can create and mod in scenes they want. Lurking on this general, I've seen you people are way more creative with scenes than any one dev team could hope to match.

>> No.23571863

So if I marry a flat girl and have mantits, I'm the wife?

>> No.23571869

Yes, you alp

>> No.23571897

And all of it is going into condoms that keep appearing. And when she tries to empty said condoms, they vanish with the semen still in them.

>> No.23571911

Getting brutally fucked in the Amazon position from a normally soft and cuddly monstergirl! Passing out from cumming so hard, then waking back up from cumming harder!

>> No.23571921

This is basically the plot to Monstergirl Kill Bill.

>> No.23571922

That's the dream

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This is bad bait. All I have to say to you is; Cunny.

>> No.23571986

Trolls are so nice and friendly, it must be amazing to be dommed by one.

>> No.23572008

I don't like little boys.

>> No.23572024

dark mages do!

>> No.23572054

I don’t speak Japanese, what is she trying to tell me?

>> No.23572061

Doggystyle with pears is the dream.

>I don't like little boys.
It's good thing that lolis are little girls, then.

>> No.23572077

Meaty, sweaty, smelly cunny!

>> No.23572094
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That's a little too much abdominals for me, I like toned bellies, that's just eugh

>> No.23572111

I let yananon have full reign of how she acts, but she tends to be more kuu at home, where a hug will last 3 hours and when I ask if she's done I just get a quiet no. She's a bit more of a hardass at work.

>> No.23572137

Already wrote about a greentext about how I met my Hellhound waifu but you all hated me for it.

>> No.23572151

i eagerly await the lewd part of griffon story

>> No.23572186

>but she tends to be more kuu at home, where a hug will last 3 hours and when I ask if she's done I just get a quiet no
That's the cutest thing I've ever read. Kuus are good girls.

>> No.23572202

Significantly more elaborate for certain, but on the other hand they also have that much experience to know how to not "cross the line."

>> No.23572290

I know I promised but I got caught up in some yard work today, tomorrow for sure

>> No.23572340

I live!


Hopefully I'll be able to get back to my regular pace now that the project I was working on finished.

>> No.23572351

I like to think that inari can manage to suppress their trickster urges when acting as a public face of a shrine, but when it comes to their husbands they find so cute they can't help themselves. Nothing that can't be fixed by a kiss on the forehead and a home cooked meal, but still highly mischievous.

The feeling of knowing your wife is comfortable enough to be herself around you seems like it would be very sweet.

>> No.23572388

What's a typical Saturday with a pharaoh like?

>> No.23572406
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If I incubize and get tons of tattoo runework could I turn into that Ishuzoku Reviewers Incubus and go around banging MGs like it was my job? Or maybe write it down for a MGE Sexpedia to make it into an actual job?

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>> No.23572413

Bathing in sand, a good day's labor, then a night of mindmelting pleasures

>> No.23572496

Kakuen raiju ryu mad hatter

>> No.23572503

>get this man out of here he's delusional

>> No.23572532

But these two look like recurring joke villains from a power ranger series.

>> No.23572540

You calling me a queer?

>> No.23572555
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I'm not calling you one I said you look like one

>> No.23572572
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I need cute P'Orcs.

>> No.23572596

ushi-oni, hellhound, manticore, baphomet put together

>> No.23572602

P'Orcs are cute, but I want a H'Orc so I can huff the fluff collar.

>> No.23572612

fluff collars were made for huffing

>> No.23572613

this picture is funny

>> No.23572617

I'm guessing you're an oedipoid.

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>> No.23572654

Mana is stored in the fluff collar.

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Fuck I wanna be enslaved by a cruel lioness real bad

>> No.23572684
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consider: bodystockings
thank to best mommafox for modeling

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>> No.23572765

Kind of um furry

>> No.23572767
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>Based on what?

>> No.23572774

Based on my dick.

>> No.23572779

I want to turn a cruel lioness into a loving housewife by making her pregnant!

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Do you guys even know where "based" comes from despite throwing it around like that? Legit question, I feel like I'm the only one who knows this

>> No.23572795 [DELETED] 

Who s/fur here?

>> No.23572807

Haku-san please calm down, it's just an expression.

>> No.23572817

Comes from Lil B owning plebs who used it to insult him.

>> No.23572855

Oohh bravo didn't expect that, TYBG
/v/tards didn't know that when I brought it up there

>> No.23572877

>"Haku-sensei, I graduated over three years ago! Please just find a boyfriend!"

>> No.23572885

Why would you assume /v/ knows what words mean?

>> No.23572917

Sure want to go on an ill-fated jungle adventure.

>> No.23572955

they usually do dont they?

>> No.23572959
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Cutest boat.

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>> No.23572976

Basic literacy is already a huge reach for /v/

>> No.23572991

I wish I had the tail sock image to post.

>> No.23573005
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I know but I like to give benefit of doubt y'know

>> No.23573033

Gotta grow up sometime

>> No.23573077

you got straight As in her class so that makes you hers

>> No.23573078
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So does that mean that I could get one on my tongue to make cunnilingus/analingus/general body worship more pleasant for my waifu?

>> No.23573089

why is she mad

>> No.23573103
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What kind of books does your daughterfu read?

>> No.23573122

It's probably possible to make one that does that, at least.

>> No.23573149

Probably normie shit like harry potter

>> No.23573153

Father-daughter romance.

>> No.23573165

Can't figure out how to turn the breaker on

>> No.23573179

Horror, books about the paranormal, folklore and fairytale collections. Similar to what I read as a kid.

>> No.23573206
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Advanced math books! And stories about knights!

>> No.23573255

>hear how possessive Hakus get over both straight A and constant verge-of-failing students, depending on their temperament
>decide to intentionally bomb your Haku teacher's final project to bring your grade down to a B+
>just enough to make her lose interest, you tell yourself, but not enough to really affect your average too badly
>go home that night after your abysmal presentation, feeling pretty smug about the whole thing and how clever your plan was
>wake up chained in her basement, her fussing over you and trying to comfort you, promising she will protect you from anything that could possibly upset her precious star student

>> No.23573285

She definitely wakes you up by sitting on your face

>> No.23573311

>"I have you idiot!"
>cut to Haku eating Hakuendess icecream by the pint and adding to her massive document of all the typos Anon makes on social media

>> No.23573333

what a shit daughteru get a better one

>> No.23573361

see he fucked up by not being average the whole time

>> No.23573435

Not all daughterus are special snowflake emo edgy father fucking fucks

>> No.23573503
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I like P'Orcs that have more power than High Orcs

>> No.23573504

>not fucking your daughter
*hits pipe*

>> No.23573550

>"Let's see what we have this week! A misplaced 'H', that was clearly supposed to be an 'A', that poor boy must be under so much streas if he forgot that 'K'..."
>"'Haku-sensei, please find a boyfriend'?!"
>(screaming teacher noises)
A local tanuki ice cream vender made a small fortune that very night.

>> No.23573569

She's gonna break a window with a dictionary and then calmly enter via the broken window and make love to him

>> No.23573577

but that's incest!

>> No.23573582
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My favourite story, never stop my dude

>> No.23573599

Missed this till now! Glad to have you back magus

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>Oh anon, Ms. Haku sent me! Have you done your homework this week?
>"I graduated already"
>White Horn-san I'm glad I found you, have you seen Wendi-chan? School's been out for 2 hours and I haven't seen her, I checked the diner and the butcher shop

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Here's hoping the anime doesn't get delayed. Any chances of it getting a dub?

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Try the bar, Wendidad!

>> No.23573666
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Nothing better than becoming a warchief of a porc tribe then loving on that one special porc grunt of the tribe. Eventually giving her the most power of the tribe when she gets promoted to a wife and assistant chief of the tribe as well.

>> No.23573680

Still rooting for voso to be one of his wifes

>> No.23573699

I can't wait for the manga to get to this point.

>> No.23573751

>those paws around that mug
I bet Yetis hold a soda can like Andre the Giant holds a Molson

>> No.23573766

I want to keep doing the homework packets Haku-sensei keeps sending me even though I graduated

>> No.23573776

>Call a MG a spinster
>Wind up being pelvicerated via angry sex.

>> No.23573786

this is a good thing

>> No.23573790

Should definitely be one potential ending.

>> No.23573797

i missed the opportunity to say breakfast in bed

>> No.23573875
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The face of an individual who is quite terrible.

>> No.23573885

Healthiest boat

>> No.23573890
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you're mean

>> No.23573900

Shut up or you're getting a lifetime sentence to cuddle jail

>> No.23573905

You're awful, Yeti.

>> No.23573982

most marriageable boat

>> No.23574005
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naughty boat

>> No.23574015
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But I want weird monster boats

>> No.23574018
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The face of a hoser

>> No.23574024

most fertile boat

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>> No.23574046

she's spilling milk! better clean it up.

>> No.23574072
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No! You'll just embarrass her!

>> No.23574087

Please do not compare foxes and dogs.

My Holstaur friend said you'd take it as a compliment!

>> No.23574090

>Please do not compare foxes and dogs
How would Inari feel about those domesticated silver foxes?

>> No.23574094

Haha Gato-class sub go BRRRRRRRR

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>> No.23574147

Bound to be someone's fetish.

>> No.23574166
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>Be you
>Low level spellsword
>Get told to climb some godforsaken mountain cause apparently you have some magical gift because some old fuckers live on it who can teach you
>Start the journey there
>Fight off countless arachnes, werewolves, giant rats, and the occasional dark mage
>Finally get to the base of the mountain
>More arachnes and werewolves with a couple glacies mixed in
>This is more trouble than it's worth
>Almost at your destination so you keep going
>Walking under a natural stone formation
>Hear a loud roar from above
>Some fucking white haired troll drops from above and knocks you back
>No sooner do you get back on your feet, two swipes of her large hands against your armor and it shatters
>HP meter hits 0
>Get carried off and become a cumpump for this horny beast of a woman
>She seems kinda nice when her horniness subsides tho
Guess someone else is gonna have to be the one to stop Dragon Hitler

>> No.23574168

Why would you even want that?

>> No.23574169

she needs more flowers

>> No.23574210

What a scrub

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>> No.23574246

>dragon hitler
She's gonna use her flame breath on the tanuki!

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She's not fat, she's big!

>> No.23574297

I guess I shouldn't have jumped in at chapter 36. All I'm left wondering now is why this guy is such a cucked fag.

>> No.23574307

That is why you always immediately start running from things that outmatch you or catch you off guard.

>> No.23574342

I don't think that works very well on wolves

>> No.23574378

>No large breasted, spell sword dark mage order.
I sometimes wonder about the warrior bands each race may have.

>> No.23574436

What about running right at them but you make sure she lands on top of you?

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>> No.23574497
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Wolves are low level. No need to run

>> No.23574515

choose three monsters and form a team to enter in the next King of Fighters tournament.
What's the name of your mamono team?

>> No.23574528

I don't really like werewolves. They conflict me. Like you've got run of the mill cat girls, bird girls. bear girls. Yet wolf girls have this whole mythological backstory underpinning them. I feel like they all should or none of them should.

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>> No.23574549

Maybe you have both, werewolves and wolf girls and lycanthropism is just related to a curse/blessing of whatever primal wolf god wolf girls worship.

>> No.23574553

Me, my wife, my wife's son who alped, and my wife's girlfriend

>> No.23574555

Just stop thinking and run at them with an erect dick. The rest will take care of itself

>> No.23574560

I like the idea of a shy Human librarian you know turning into a huge, musclebound Wolf Girl on a full moon.

>> No.23574563

I mean if there was a werekiki or something I'd be down for it.

>> No.23574564

Trips confirm this is correct.

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Red oni, always so brutish

>> No.23574568

But I also like the idea of a wolf girl that's just always a wolf girl. I suppose separating wolf girls from werewolves is the best answer here.

Also do you really want the huge musclebound wolf girl? I mean, I kind of want to be hunted by a bespectacled werewolf with a soft voloptuous librarian body to be honest

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>> No.23574600

>"Oh no, we forgot, tonight is the night of the full moon! Quick, squire, chain me up in your basement before I start cleaning!"
>"Paladin-chan, I'm starting to think werekikis aren't a thing..."

>> No.23574626

Oni Gang Team: Red Oni, Blue Oni, Ushi Oni.
Wild Wolves Team: Werewolf, Hellhound, Kikimora
Combat Corp Team: Hinizumi, Ogre, Lizardman
Royal Empresses Team: Titania, Pharoah, Ice Queen
Hero Team: Dhampir, Valkyrie, Cyclops
Sabbath Invitational Team: Witch, Familiar, Devil
Undead Posse Team: Lich, Wight, Will-o-the-Wisp
Wonderland Warriors Team: Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, Trumpart

Final Boss: Druella Bernstein

>> No.23574639

Wendi-chan, Yeti, and Yuki, the Winter Warriors!

>> No.23574656

I don't think cheshires are much of a warrior.

>> No.23574659

The horror of having her break into your house in the night and making you watch while she irons your clothes.

>> No.23574693

>Werekiki paladin has cursed blood from an old forgotten line of meidos
>Breaks into your house of a night, calls you master and does everything in her power to tempt you into fucking her under the pretence of cleaning
>Strips your clothes off you as you lay in bed shocked, and takes off her own clothes as they too need to be cleaned
>Climbs on top of you and apologises profusely as she moves her hips and shakes her breasts in your face, trying to dust ontop and behind the bedhead

>> No.23574708

Cheshires play like combining Beowulf and Trickster.

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>fear the old dust, by the gods mastah fear it

>> No.23574823

are there any monster girl loli doujins where the loli monster rapes the man?
no turning-the-tables, no girl frowning or going :O, looks pleased and happy the whole way through, and ends with guaranteed inescapable relationship between rapist and victim forever, and no actually-done abuse beyond mild bodily-harm. oh, and the guy has to be in-denial of liking it and being shocked that a little girl, a child, is making him have sex.

>> No.23574825

>Old noble kiki bloodline
>Ancestor snuck into a Great One's bedroom and cleaned it but accidentally read from her open diary and gained too much insight, being cursed to roam the streets cleaning it of beasts and blood

>> No.23574832

>spoonfeed me
just search lolidom

>> No.23574839

nigga i looked everywhere, and read everything ex-hentai, nothing is getting me hard anymore. i think i'm either broken or a really good lolicon femdom mamono porn has yet to exist

>> No.23574852

>i think i'm broken
You think?

>> No.23574901
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Ruin has come to our family.
You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial ... it has become an orderly abomination!

>> No.23574917

Aye. The place be cursed. A house fallen into ruin but look at it! Gleaming and sparkling as if everything were brand new, nary a speck of dust nor strand of web. 'Tis unnatural.

>> No.23574928

94 druella i take it, iven how broken lilims are?

>> No.23574938

Such is Lovecraftian cleanliness. Each corner is spick and span, absent of the natural dust, ageing and wear and tear that comes with every enduring building. Only a Shoggoth or a Kiki of the Old Blood could have done this!
I beg you, claim your birthright, and deliver us from the fastidious clutching shadows.
Of the Dankest Meidos.

>> No.23574953

Where do we go first? Ruins filled with spooky Undead, Warrens filled with thousands of P'Orcs? Weald filled with Mushrooms, wolves and bandits? Cove filled with sahuagin and other fish?

>> No.23574964

The horror! The sweeping brush! T-the all consuming dustpan! P-polished floors stretching to eternity, F-fresh odours flowing over the pristine sill, the crystal glass, gazing into the clear infinities, t-the perfect manicured gardens! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23574979

Just stick me in the brothel for another week.

>> No.23574986
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Even the lewdest beast will lay down when she has not eaten...steal their food.

Yes, abandon sanitation and organisation.
>this post brought to you by the Devil Bug Association

Oho, found yourself a Love Interest in the strangely thicc barmaids?

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Real dead hours.

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Of course

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At least give the guy a fightan' rat

>> No.23575215
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Dragons man
gotta enjoy dragons

>> No.23575223

But one if those is a unicorn.

>> No.23575246

Kirins are labaled dragons in mythology, simillar to seahorses

>> No.23575255

Are you trying to trick me anon? That's clearly a horse lady with a horn.

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Remember that just because you’re a much higher level than a monster that it doesn’t mean you can’t lose to her. Lust resistance is a very hard stat to raise and there’s barely any gear that does provide it, so make sure to get the Married buff that lowers all chance of monster seduction against you, unless you have the harem debuff then it just lowers your Lust resistance further

>> No.23575301

New question for the waifu crowd.

This seems like a silly question with an obvious answer, but who is more outgoing between the two (or more) or you?

I mean, it's not look both you and your waifu would be total shut-ins, right?

>> No.23575302

Sir, your image...

>> No.23575306

In monster hunter the Kirin is labled as an elder dragon, if you get a close look at it, most of its body is scales, not fur.
Take that with a pinch of salt as "elder dragon" is given to any monster that the reserchers find sufficently bullshit (Teostra for example is pretty much a super powered manticore megumin would want as a pet)

Also take a look at this, horse-dragons are a thing

>> No.23575307

> it's not look both you and your waifu would be total shut-ins, right?
When you can get everything delivered right into the lair, why leave?

>> No.23575316

That’s a fucking dude

>> No.23575322

Sure is

This is why loving huge breasts is the safe option

>> No.23575329
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I can't help it I'm watching hour after hour of Cartoonist Kayfabe

>> No.23575349
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New Kobold waifu commission is done! I'm extremely happy with this one, this artist's soft coloring style is just beautiful. Simple sexy wife on the bed!
As of now this is the last one I've been waiting on.


>> No.23575353

Neither of us really. We would both like to focus on our jobs and spend time with each other or close friends and family rather then actively going out an meeting new people.

>> No.23575357

I'd post entire chapters of モンスター娘のお医者さん but I'm too lazy and it would probably get annoying after a while

>> No.23575361

Huh. She looks more naked when she's wearing something. How about that.

>> No.23575364

Every now and then you surprise me with something legitimately good. Wow.

>> No.23575365

I'm a hermit by nature so I really don't see the need to go out and socialise. I'm happy to come with her to hang out with her friends though, she's undead so she's had them for a long time they're probably all great people.

>> No.23575385

n i c e

>> No.23575405
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The monstergirl roulette
Or the Animal girl hotline?

>> No.23575411

Is she just faking it?

>> No.23575416

based and KDFpilled

>> No.23575427

You mention your preference and it gives you it
The roulette is a randomizer and is part of a wizards grand masterplan

>> No.23575461

We're in a bit of an odd situation. It isn't that she's a social butterfly so much as she quasi-maniacally pushes me to get out of the house more.

She's brash and unscrupulous, and has little patience for others, so by comparison I look like the perfect gentleman. In most situations, she'll be the one to break the ice, leaving me to pick up the pieces.

The bright side is that having a goal in a given conversation—namely keeping everyone from making a scene—really helps me out instead of just making small talk for the sake of conversation.

And it's not as bad as it sounds. She'll back off if she notices I'm getting particularly agitated. And she can hold her own in a conversation. She has a lot of knowledge on various subjects, so I just need to steer the conversation towards that.

>> No.23575468

Also the hotline was buitl by a scorned lamia that want people and mosters together while the wizard has got a spy network (THATS BEEN WATCHING EARTH'S HUMANITY FOR YEARS)

>> No.23575470
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Hotline because there's a lonely snek who started it

>> No.23575674

Her, by a longshot.
Even though she's kinda collected by Hellhound standards, that is by Hellhound standards.

>> No.23575706
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My waifu and I live in a cottage innawoods, very little social interaction, save for the occasional metango and alraune that live in the forest. When we do go to the farmers market in the next town over though, she's very much the more social one.

>> No.23575708

Not a waifufag - but most of my favorite species are reclusive shut-in types, and I enjoy, at the very least, nature walks.

>> No.23575727

Hotline, definitely. Has more goodfeel and less reliance on luck.

>> No.23575752

So, given 8kun's recent banning of all loli-content, citing apparent federal law rulings that outlaw visual depictions of minor in obscene acts, regardless of whether or not they exist, should I delete my sabbath folder or nah?

>> No.23575762

Who's going to search your computer?

>> No.23575797

Dommy mommy monsters are a human right.

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>> No.23575840

Then I refuse that right.

>> No.23575858

Pretty sure I'm on a watchlist or two.

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>> No.23575867
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Good grief!

>> No.23575932

Take your meds, schizo

>> No.23575977
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Rata-chan's watchlist of eligible bachelors!

>> No.23575979

Getting your monstergirl waifu is suicide prevention

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40 ccs of oomu venom, coming up!

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We're losing him Foreman, I'm upping the dosage!

>> No.23576103

I promise to pretend to mourn when you get v& for cunny posting.

>> No.23576105

How do I keep myself safe from ratas stealing my private fetishes and posting them on her blog to all lonely monsters to see?

>> No.23576138
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They won't be taking me alive, anon

>> No.23576143

How do get on that watch list?

>> No.23576147
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By fluffing her vigorously.

Also by fluffing her vigorously.

>> No.23576156

>I'm Getting Fluffed By My Husband And I'm Loving It

>> No.23576165

>Ask to fluff her
>The next day the headline is that anon has married a local news reporter and they're going on a honeymoon so there won't be a lot of news in the near future.

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I fluffed her, now she's trying to kiss me, now what do I do?

>> No.23576201

Reciprocate, and keep going until one of the above:

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How does that giant tail attach to her body? I find it kinda hard to imagine. It's almost like it's an extension of her butt, since her torso isn't wide enough.

I'm going to write a sex scene involving her so I have to know all the details.

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Oh no, rata-chan's gotten addicted to me! And I'm addicted to her!

>> No.23576224

I imagine it sort of tapers a little closer to the hips. Probably sits above her ass a bit, comes out the lower back.

>> No.23576232

Good job! Enjoy your waifu!

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Oh, you know I will

>> No.23576288

Is it normal for a lich to take semen samples during penis inspection day? Is it also normal for her to make the zombie nurse help by acting as the receptacle for my semen? Is it also normal for the lich to send the zombie home with me claiming she’ll be my private nurse? Is it normal for the zombie nurse to mumble “hubby” and “warm” while cuddling?

>> No.23576289

So her dress would have a huge hole to accommodate the tail just above her butt. Nice.

Oof, can't imagine how she would dress up in the morning with the fat tail and the wings. I think her dress would just have a large zipper on the back to make it easier for her.

Not sure if I like the dragon feet though. I much prefer cute human feet over big dragon feet like that. Or maybe those are just some heavy shoes.

>> No.23576290
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Earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation. You erroneously measure time from 1 corner.
Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility.
Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic.

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Oops, all the mana went to her tail!

>> No.23576312

Or a small skirt, you know like a flap, nice and frilly for the tail to slip though. I imagine it's pretty dexterous. Those look like dragon feet I don't like how they kind of curl in.

>> No.23576321

That's most fluffiest rata ever see!

>> No.23576383 [SPOILER] 
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My oni wife keeps spilling glue all over herself when she makes paper mache sculptures. How the hell do I stop this?

>> No.23576391

Ah, that's a nice idea. I'll go with that.

>> No.23576437
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mods are gone, post dark elves

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>> No.23576454
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>part of an undergound cave exporation team
>mission is to find out whats been causing recent tremors
>End up deep in the cavern and separated from team
>tremors get louder
>Suddenly wurm busts from the floor

>> No.23576462

It would be kind of goofy. I mean I don't have a tail so maybe it's more natural. But it's like trying to throw on a giant shirt only there's another arm hole at your lower back.

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>> No.23576480

Rata more like FLATA, HAHAHHA I'll be here the whole week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal. You've been a great audience goodnight everybody....

>> No.23576498

Question about the roulette
Why did he not use Ratas or tanuki for the "information network"?

>> No.23576509

This is all I can think of when I hear "found you" https://youtu.be/QQiKV-y993g

>> No.23576519
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Ratas? more like wifes.

>> No.23576557

The Roulette that introduced the network (Salamander) was out yeas before rata's existed and the racoons are not to be trusted

>> No.23576580

>when you go to a monster comedy club and start getting heckled

>> No.23576604

Was Wurmie lost in the scary cave system? Poor Wurmie!

>> No.23576614

>Drop your pants!

>> No.23576676
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How much would it cost for rata-chan to get me nudes of a girl I liked?

>> No.23576792

so we can laugh at how shit it is

>> No.23576811

Society needs to change the standard to assure that people will not leave the dating pool, do not shit on the very men they need. When women marry the state, males are just used to create new life and then are discarded like trash. Those same men are the ones however who were the ones who initially built things and understood the value of them. People will just destroy everything at the end, failing to realize the value it holds.

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While everyone's at church, we're gonna go salvage some wreckage!

>> No.23576918

Monstergirls with the thiccest accents!

>> No.23576932

Ach cannae ken wha she's sayen

>> No.23576948

how would rata chan go around getting me hole pics of monsters?

>> No.23577178

Why do I want to do terrible things to a Kikimora with a Boston accent?

>> No.23577207

She needs your nudes to get them.

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>> No.23577330 [DELETED] 

i question why i saw fit to not just upload

>> No.23577429

Latex goes under the fur?

>> No.23577453

Beautiful, just beautiful.

>> No.23577486

I suppose she stores excess fat and liquids in there for times of crisis?

>> No.23577496
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meaty meat

>> No.23577503

I repeat>>23577486

>> No.23577504

it's magic latex that lets fur go through itself for the most skin-tight experience

>> No.23577520

also to show she is fertile and made for breeding

>> No.23577536