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>> No.23584066

Bully the shorties!

>> No.23584073

>bad male habits alps retain

>> No.23584074

>5 Seconds
Yeehaw

>> No.23584075

What happens if you mistake an ogre for an oni or vice versa?

>> No.23584080

>>23584062
>D-Don't get the riddle wrong on purpose you idiot!

>> No.23584087
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>>23584074
I tried.

>> No.23584088

All that stuff near the end of last thread reminded me of when Giantessfag used to shit up the threads. Where did he go? Did he finally get banned?

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>> No.23584091
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>>23584080
What a tsundere cat. She won't be saying that several rounds into their next session.

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>>23583989
Suit yourself, I know what I like. But now that you mention it, there should be a good number of /fit/ Alps.

>> No.23584110
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23584110

Winterstown beach episode!

>> No.23584111
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>>23584088
>you can't post giantess content, I don't like it!
>you can't post femdom content, I don't like it!
What's next, I wonder? Not gonna lie, getting real tired of this shit.

>> No.23584113
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23584113

Do you prefer mersharks with leg and tail, or with the full fledge shark lower half/tail?

>> No.23584118

>>23584088
Probably got bored

>> No.23584121

>>23584110
What happens if a Thunderbird goes into a large body of water?

>> No.23584130

>>23584113
Full shark tail as default, but able to shape shift to go on land.

>> No.23584132

>>23584113
Legs and tail so she can leglock while I try to ruin her abs with babies.

>> No.23584133
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23584133

>Don't trust foxes. I know what the looks they've been giving you mean. I will protect you from their deception, for all your life. Stay away, dear.

>> No.23584136

>>23584111
Meh, I was more talking about the arguing that was going on. The femdom stuff wasn't that bad.

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>>23584133

>> No.23584148

>>23584133
I choose to trust foxes, even to my own expense.

>> No.23584163
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>>23584133
The Tanuki are our greatest ally!

>> No.23584170

x is best girl

>> No.23584174
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>>23581160
>be anon
>suns going down after a day of hiking and fishing
>pretty good day, caught some lingcod, saw a big turtle, stumbled on a mushroom circle
>you stoke the fire one last time, finish your beer then retire to the tent
>hours pass by, you're sound asleep
>suddenly woken up by a rustling just outside of your tent
>remember seeing a tree marked by a bear on your hike
>ohshit.jpg
>peak out the tent
>CC Troll is warming up by your fire, helping herself to some of your salted fish
>Call out to her, introduce yourself, tell her she doesn't need to sneak around and offer her some jerky and roasted mushrooms

>> No.23584176

>your thicc, milf-bodied Salamander wife tries to convince your many daughters that she used to be a slim, fit warrior before she gave birth to them
>they aren't buying it, and it doesn't help that you've hidden all the photos of her from that time

>> No.23584177

>>23584140
>whips out undead-repelling spell tag

>> No.23584184

>>23584170
no y is best girl

>> No.23584187

>>23584163
Why is she so excited to see me?

>> No.23584225
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23584225

>You stumble upon a sleeping rata in the woods. What do you do?

>> No.23584226
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>>23584118
I think some of them are still here

>> No.23584232
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>>23584163
(((Tanuki)))

>> No.23584234

>>23584225
Invite her home sleeping outside is lame

>> No.23584235

>>23584087
>The advertisers disliked that.
That aside I want to see a bottom heavy loli Demon in that underwear.

>> No.23584239

>>23584225
Let sleeping mofu lie!

>> No.23584243
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>>23584187
she wants to make a colony with you

>> No.23584268
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You think one Cheshire cat wife is a handful? Try a whole litter of Cheshire kittens. The shenanigans would never cease.

>> No.23584272
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>>23584163
Maybe she found a drunk anon

>> No.23584293
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23584293

I like girls that have fluff collars! H'Orcs, Manticore, Ocelomeh, they're all great!

>> No.23584294
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I want to get a gremlin wet and feed her my cum after midnight!

>> No.23584316
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>>23584133
I trust tanuki less.

>> No.23584328

>>23584243
No fucking the daughteru

>> No.23584330

>>23584316
Good thing I can always rely on the shirohebi.

>> No.23584340
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Ohayouuu~

What do you want for breakfast, dude?

>> No.23584344

>>23584316
I love this, mamano outguiling each other is fun

>> No.23584345

Would you and your waifu adopt a daughteru of a different species? Would you treat her as well as your biological daughterus?

>> No.23584359

>>23584340
reese's

>> No.23584362
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>>23584268
>Hm... By the smell... Sahuagin-Sempai?

>> No.23584367

>>23584345
Duh, why would we treat that bundle of sunshine any differently?

>> No.23584379

>>23584345
I'd adopt a jabberwock.

>> No.23584395

>>23584345
I wonder which monster would be the worst to adopt if I have a Cheshire family

>> No.23584396

>>23584293
>Anon mentions his love for fluffy collars
>The ratas hear this and update his interests profile
Be more careful about what you say, anon. You don't want to wake up to an Orc horde at your door, do you?

>> No.23584405

>>23584395
Anubis

>> No.23584411

>>23584396
I LOVE MONSTERS WITH SQUIRREL TAILS AND ARE EXPERT REPORTERS

>> No.23584422

>>23584405
>Anubis learns how to teleport

>> No.23584426

>>23584111
Nobody was saying that femdom can't be posted. People were having issue with the femdom posters trying to say (shitpost or not) that it's the only way the setting works.

>> No.23584435

>>23584133
>>23584163
>>23584232
I want a camp full of Tanuki slaves!

>> No.23584449

>>23584426
Pretty sure that's one guy who I'm like 80% sure is trolling.

>> No.23584453
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23584453

Is it safe to join an experienced all elven party as a single male?

>> No.23584455
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Extremely horny succubus onee-san

>> No.23584462

>>23584225
See how many leaves I can pile on her before she wakes up

>> No.23584466

>>23584453
Yeah but because strength in numbers is always a good thing.

>> No.23584471

>>23584455
Replace that "onee-san" with "kouhai", and I'm sold.

>> No.23584475

>>23584455
I read that as "Extremely horny succubus onsen."

>> No.23584480

>Tfw no tsundere jinko daughteru gf

>> No.23584490

>>23584340
Ran lost weight!

>> No.23584491

>>23584396
>You don't want to wake up to an Orc horde at your door, do you?
You say that like it’s a bad thing. I would love to wake up one day and there’s a horde of P’Orcs in my backyard wrestling to see who gets to be my wife.

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>>23584490
She had been putting in a lot of work, dude!

>> No.23584501

>>23584435
Nice try Eichmann, I see what you really want!

>> No.23584510

>>23584225
Keep watch I guess.
Make sure nothing bad happens.

>> No.23584515

>>23584396
>wake up to an Orc horde at your door
This is exactly what I want.

>> No.23584517

>>23584499
But I loved her just the way she was anon.

>> No.23584527

>>23584466
But I've heard nasty rumors about how elven parties treat their male party members.

>> No.23584535
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>>23584517
She still has meat where it's best needed, dude!

>> No.23584541

>>23584527
Baseless accusations by jealous parties that wish they could pull as much loot but sadly they cant because they lack the magic and ranged prowess

>> No.23584555

>>23584268
>Tfw that one doujin where the father claims his second daughter's virginity in front of her friend but with cheshires and without the NTR.

I'd kill for it. I really would.

>> No.23584561

>>23584453
It isn’t safe for your virginity.

>> No.23584567

>>23584501
>aphrodisiac shower
>Dark Valkyrie guards to yuri-rape the Tanuki and punish them for disobeying me
>Ignis with Beast Evil Eye dark insignia to "burn" the Tanuki and make them act feral for my pleasure
Think I can have six million Tanuki daughters in four years?

>> No.23584575

>>23584535
I didn't stop loving her, and I'm glad she decided to better herself. I just miss the feeling of suffocation when she sits on my face.

>> No.23584576

>>23584475
Where can I find an onsen full of horny succubi?
>>23584535
>No fluffy tails

>> No.23584581

>>23584379
>jabberwock
Is that an adoption or a marriage? Or both.

>> No.23584583

>>23584268
Imagine a brood of March Hare bunnies.

>> No.23584592
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Think of all the good films you could watch with a dorf wife while we all wait for Corona to not kill us.

>> No.23584596
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>>23584575
>I didn't stop loving her, and I'm glad she decided to better herself. I just miss the feeling of suffocation when she sits on my face.
I've heard Chanta got bullied out of making Ran fat. I only ever heard that here, though.
>>23584576
He leaves them out for his more WIP stuff typically

>> No.23584606

>>23584345
Yeah

>> No.23584607

>>23584592
I have three problems with that scenario:
>Don't like dorfs
>Don't like movies
>Don't like chips

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>> No.23584625

>>23584581
I had pure intentions but you know how it goes. Doesn't help I don't have a wife to begin with.

>> No.23584628

I'd like a thin, lanky, twig of a fox.

>> No.23584630
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>>23584607
>Don't like chips

Clearly if you lie about one of these things you're probably lying about more than just that.

>> No.23584631

>>23584592
Do films exist in MGE? I hope so, the amount of the entertainment to experience in MGE is abysmal. It could use internet, video games, TV, and smart refrigerators to hack and play NES games and Doom on.

>> No.23584632

>>23584567
No. No. NO.
I know this is 4chan, but we’re not sexualizing the holocaust.

>> No.23584651

>>23584630
I'm not lying about any of that. I don't like chips, candy, popcorn, or any of the popular "snack" food. I don't even eat snacks between meals usually - maybe a fruit or two.

>> No.23584658

>>23584113
Shapeshift.
But always with muscles.

Goodness, what it must feel like to get a tour of an underwater city, riding on the back of a mershark.

>> No.23584666

>>23584592
Dorfs are too small to be wife material for me. However, they're the perfect size for a younger sister character that I can spoil!
>>23584632
I don't know, >>23584567 sounds pretty hot. We should keep going!

>> No.23584668

>>23584133
>Don't trust foxes.
Sage advice

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>>23584426
I was more pissed off at the guy calling femdom connoisseurs faggots

>> No.23584677

>>23584632
>experiments with empty Liliraune buds and twin Tanuki
>alchemic experimentations at the hand of a Diamond Trumpart, secretly sponsored by Grelia
>widespread fertility studies

>> No.23584686

>>23584666
Fuck off Satan

>> No.23584688

i wish leanen sidhe are real and could teach me how to draw for free.

>> No.23584689

>>23584671
No matter what you're into, someone will call you a faggot for it, and someone will call you a faggot anyways if you're not into it.

>> No.23584696

whats your waifus safe word?

>> No.23584697
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At what point does the harem get too big and I need to stage in intervention for my wife?

>> No.23584703

>>23584697
after 1

>> No.23584711

>>23584697
When you can't remember all of your wives' names.

>> No.23584717

>>23584689
ive been called a faggot for not being into traps.

>> No.23584719

>>23584696
She says she doesn't need one

>> No.23584743
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>>23584631
By that definition the amount of entertainment has been abysmal for most of history.

Anyway, there are "videos" that can be made using magic mirrors, and it's noted they are used for entertainment among monsters. However, I don't think they have sound or interactive features, though I bet some enterprising monsters and humans could develop them.

Other than that there are concerts, stage plays, phantom-enhanced plays, battle tournaments to attend, etc.

>> No.23584757
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23584757

To quote a certain sage named Kazuma "You are boobs. Boobs."

>> No.23584761

>>23584743
man, how do i become a neet, living in the demon realm in MGE?

>> No.23584764
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Look at this pathetic excuse for a thread! Bickering over nonsens, and shitposting nonstop! And you call yourselves monster-lovers!?

You putrid, disgusting worms that call yourselves men. By the might of my all-seeing eyes, I command you to answer:

How do you fuck your waifu?

>> No.23584767

>>23584631
>he doesn't enjoy playing music
>or board games
>or stage shows
>or exploring
>or experimenting with magic and alchemy
>or sparring

>> No.23584768

>>23584677
Would you install swimming pools and theaters in your camp? All of those nukis need entertainment!

>> No.23584771

>>23584592
Think of all the horribly cheesy, more sentimental than Hallmark movies you could watch that somehow make even the most stoic or tomboyish of monstergirls break out into open weeping.

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>>23584757

>> No.23584778

>>23584764
I don't have a waifu. If I did, though, I'd mainly prefer cowgirl and standing missionary positions for most species - maybe some more creative, less-bound-by-human-limits positions for some of the more exotic species. Definitely use of magic for airborne positions with three axes of rotation, regardless of species.

>> No.23584785

>>23584764
>How do you fuck your waifu?
With my penis.

>> No.23584789

>>23584768
Of course I would! I know that my daughterus will go on to deny them, but that's okay.

>> No.23584796

>>23584774
Sayaka is the most attractive girl in that franchise, and you can't convince me otherwise.

>> No.23584816

>>23584757
I tried to de-smug my elf teacher by impregnating her, but she only got even more smug when her belly started growing! What do I do now?

>> No.23584842
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>>23584816
That's what you get for picking her over Miss Haku.

>> No.23584850

>>23584757
Imagine being the only guy in your class not attracted to your teacher. Imagine the attention you'd get from all your female classmates with small chests, who get a slight boost of confidence knowing that you find their petite frames more attractive than titcows'. Imagine forming a close circle of friends with some of said female classmates, and spending pretty much all of your time together. Imagine finishing the school year with a cute, petite, nerdy schoolgirl harem.

>> No.23584873

>>23584764
Crepuscular sex is loving, tender, face-to-face
Daytime sex is for domination dynamics
Nighttime, we both prefer to sleep.. But if one is up, it's free use on the other

>> No.23584881

>>23584816
An elf that has embraced an erotic nature may be inversely embarrassed by non-erotic displays of affection. Try holding her hand in public or writing her love notes.

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>>23584757
I'm starting to have questions about the dress code

>> No.23584887 [SPOILER] 
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Bridge Trolls have got to go!

>> No.23584911

>>23584764
I'm a switch, and it's only once in a blue moon that I get flipped.So naturally, when my turn comes around, I end up going all out.

The first shot is more or less a crapshoot. I'll probably be rock hard before we start, or otherwise just fondle her all over to get me in the mood, listening to her lewd moans as torture her chest. When I'm good and ready, in both mind and body, I'll bend her over a table and fuck her sopping wet pussy.

I wouldn't expect to last long in there, of course. Like I said, the first shot is a crapshoot, so that wasn't the plan. Now that I'm lubed up, I'll quickly pull out, rub my member between her cheeks till I've fully recovered, and then give her ass a good, hard dicking.

I'll be teasing her breasts with one hand as I thrust my hips. With my other hand, I'll be plunging in and out of her slut mouth, having her lick my fingers while I rub them over her teeth.

Once I'm finished with her ass, then I'll pull out that finger from her lips, and give that booty a slap. That's her signal that I'm finally ready for her pussy again. I'll keep thrusting till I'm satisfied.

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>>23584761
Oh there are plenty of those (since having a job is optional for most monsters and incubi), they just spend more time having sex than they do playing games.

>> No.23584939

>>23584613
Mofu seller, I'm going into battle and I want your strongest mofu.

>> No.23584946

>>23584671
i love this image so much

>> No.23584947

>>23584696
"Harder!"

>> No.23584952

>>23584764
pulling her meaty tail until her ass is in the air and in my face or being under her

>> No.23584967

>>23584696
fhqwhgads

>> No.23584972

>>23584885
What are you talking about? That’s just an ancient Elvish battle dress! It’s tradition!

>> No.23584976
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23584976

>anon, the people have a right to know! Are you secure enough in your masculinity to let your waifu stick her spade tail up your butt?

>> No.23584978

>>23584696
Our safe word is ‘Pineapple’.

>> No.23584984

>>23584937
Ant Arachnes are so amazing; I wish I could be dragged away by one.

>> No.23584999

What monsters like pineapple on pizza

>> No.23585002

>>23584696
Teacup

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>>23584939
This is the strongest Mofu I know

>> No.23585020

>>23584976
But my waifu doesn't have a spade tail!
No shame in getting a lubed up finger to push my button. Especially if it'll train up my resistance, so no disgusting thots can exploit that weakness.

>> No.23585025
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23585025

>>23584984
After KC mentioned it I really want to see one that was forced to become a maid after the giant ants discovered what she was.

>> No.23585031

>>23584999
A cheshire will claim she loves it out of playful contrarianism. A good way to bully one is to order a half-and-half of a real flavor and Hawaiian, then only let her take from her half.
>I don't understand, I thought you said pineapple was your favorite? Why do you want some of mine too?

>> No.23585053

>>23584976
No, but also my wife is an inari.

>> No.23585056
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>>23584939
You can't handle my strongest mofu

>> No.23585058

>>23585025
I wonder if there's an ant arachne that tries to hang out with khepri

>> No.23585077

>>23585058
Well it'd take more than painting herself gold to fool them.

>> No.23585311

How would our modern weaponry change if we add monster girls to the mix? I think we would have demon silver bullets as a nonlethal option, for one.

>> No.23585399

>>23584719
Then what will happen when the sex starts becoming rape? You need a safe word to get her to stop for a good reason, after all

>> No.23585407

>>23585025
See, I'd want a group of Giant Ants that accept me as their king, and an Ant Arachne that treats me like a close, lewd friend.

>> No.23585413

>>23584764
I wait for Tyrone to finish having his way for her and then I get to have super hot sloppy seconds

>> No.23585428

>>23584764
Lovingly. But really, we would try to switch it up a few times. Sometimes I would lead, sometimes she would. We'd try different positions and sometimes spice things up with potions and spells.

>> No.23585432

>>23584696
words are hard underwater

>> No.23585445

>>23585311
Dark matter nuke

>> No.23585456

>>23584764
Help me find a waifu, and I can answer that.

>> No.23585462

>>23584696
The moment you use the safe word, is the moment she failed as a monster.

>> No.23585468

>>23584764
You don't fuck a nightgaunt you molest one.

>> No.23585494

>>23585462
This. Mamono nature means that she should understand exactly what you're into and what you're not, on an unconscious level.

>> No.23585575

Does a Inari take offense to being called a Youko?

>> No.23585580
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23585580

>you and a alice get married
>have a child with her
>it's a beautiful pure-blooded girl
>she grows up strong and pure
>she dates an incubus who's mother was a hellhound
>they get married
>their child (your granddaughter) is half-alice and fucking half-hellhound
>bloodline = tainted permanently
welp, i'll be looking forward to monsters giving birth to incubi in the future

>> No.23585595

>>23585580
if that's the case, i'm going to date a ushi-hellcorephomet and get raped by cunny everyday!

>> No.23585604

>>23585580
monsters can't birth half breeds, incubi have no monster features to pass.

>> No.23585662

>>23585604
i will say that chimaera is literally a mix of things so maybe possible

>> No.23585674

>>23585580
This Hellhound looks like she knows some kind of forbidden martial art.

>> No.23585682

>>23585674
why would a martial art be forbidden

>> No.23585689

>>23585604
You can get a little blending in the case of fraternal twins born of echidna.

>> No.23585700

>>23585674
She's mastered the deadly cuddle styles that even Yetis refuse to do, ancient texts sealed away deep in the mountains past powerful Ice Queens and Yuki-onnas

>> No.23585723

>>23585468
You control the tail

You fuck

>> No.23585820

>>23585700
The ancient, grey-furred Yetis of the Himalayas refuse to speak of such a style, for learning it comes at a terrible price.

>> No.23585893

>>23585820
Is it called something like the Uncomfy Snuggle or the Icy Hug?

>> No.23585913
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23585913

What is your ideal date with monster like?

>> No.23585920

>>23584976
>getting feces on my wife's tail

>> No.23585927

>>23585913
Watching people from below and cuddling

>> No.23585943

>>23585913
Probably taking the trail from my home to the park and having a picnics and feeding the ducks

>> No.23585952

>>23585913
Being tied to the chair while they they make idle chat and twirl their hair.

>> No.23585958

>>23585913
Go out for dinner and a few drinks, visit some museum or tourist site if they're nearby.

>> No.23585961

If you waifu was a chair, what would she be like?

>> No.23585979

>>23584340
You fer brek n bath... need coffee.

>> No.23585980

>>23585893
[Demon Squeeze]

>> No.23585986

>>23585893
The Texas Handshake

>> No.23585987

>>23585961
that sure is a weird spell from wonderland why would a mad lich make magic that turns people into chairs

>> No.23585991

>>23585682
Mostly just to make it cooler.

>> No.23586005
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23586005

The Order has sent you to Zipangu to bring order and salvation to them. How do you intend to do that?

>> No.23586007

>>23584073
Leaving the toilet seat up?

>> No.23586008

>>23586005
Non-violently preach the good word every day on the corner

>> No.23586011

>>23586005
Defect immediately and cavort among heathens. As it should be.

>> No.23586013

>>23586005
Preach abstinence only sex education to them and express the pride I take in my virginity.

>> No.23586014

>>23586005
It'll be a lifelong undercover mission. I'll need to marry a youkai and live with her to do it.

>> No.23586024

>>23585913
Staying home and just.. being together. taking a day of from the world to focus solely on eachother. cuddling, talking, playing, fucking, doing whatever.

>> No.23586025

What jobs would become worse in a post portal world

>> No.23586037

>>23586025
Janitor

>> No.23586039

>>23586025
Pizza delivery guy
Mailman
Any job where you have to go to an apartment and get raped

>> No.23586042

>>23586025
janitor

>> No.23586055

>>23586025
positions handling material currencies in large quantity
physical money is already hilariously contaminated, all the extra constant fucking and DE would make it 100x worse

>> No.23586066

>>23586042
>>23586037
Fug, before all this shit I worked at a movie theater and before the movie my job is concessions stand soda pouring and after the show it's janitor cleaning

>> No.23586070

>>23586039
Just don't hire single males.

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>>23586066
Before corona closed all the libraries, I worked in one. Imagine all the bookwurms I'd have to deal with in that line of work.

>> No.23586100

>>23586081
I wonder what kind of books a wurm wants to read

>> No.23586105

>>23586005
Bury my face in the ass of the closest fox girl

>> No.23586115

>>23586105
Taking a single monster girl off of the streets will certainly help bring order to the land. Until you make more.

>> No.23586117

>>23586100
The Little Prince
Charlotte's Web
Jonathan Livingstone Seagull
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Zorba the Greek
The Sun Also Rises
In Search of Lost Time 1-10

>> No.23586118

>>23586105
Must smell really nice

>> No.23586122

>>23586105
But what if she boops your face?

>> No.23586134

>>23586005
You use my meat saber to slay at least 3 fox pussies. Unfortunately it will result in more.

>> No.23586146

>>23586134
>Deep undercover order knight makes a harem of monsters but gets them all addicted to anal, bukakke and oral sex to greatly slow their already slow reproductive rates
Devious!

>> No.23586147

>>23586008
>Anon keeps preaching day after day drawing no crowds reach no one as the either walk past him or laugh when he says rape is wrong
good job you accomplished nothing but wasted your time on the street corner

>> No.23586163

>>23586147
So long as I reach one person I'm sure the order would approve of my work

>> No.23586201

>>23586122
Boop her butt and watch it jiggle frantically, no muscles there

>> No.23586228
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23586228

I wonder how they fixed the knife?

>> No.23586235

>>23586005
Pretty irresponsible of the Order to do that, when there are still misbehaving elf sluts in their own backyard

>> No.23586241

>>23586228
tape cant you see in the image
>>23586235
Elves are holy and good I've never known a slutty elf

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23586262

>>23586241
They're entirely untrustworthy until they mate with a man and are bonded to him

>> No.23586270

>>23586262
I will trust every elf because all elves are good

>> No.23586335
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23586335

The kunoichi sent to assassinate you has been caught. What's the next step?

>> No.23586342

>>23586335
s p a n k i n g

>> No.23586361

>>23586335
I tease her until she's wet enough to soak through her clothes, I jack off on her regularly, and I inject her with all of her poisons.

>> No.23586362

>>23586335
Recruit her to pilot my giant robot.

>> No.23586368
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>> No.23586382

Friendly reminder that dicking the daughteru is the ultimate in cute wholesome family fun.

>> No.23586391

>>23586382
I would never. Incest is fundamentally wrong, and disgusting.

>> No.23586400

>>23586391
Don't be that way, she can be adopted too!

>> No.23586403

>>23586335
Death by deaf

>> No.23586413

>>23584946
Gonna kiss that tummy

>> No.23586416

>>23586368
>Immune to mounting
OH NO!
>Becomes sensitive after an explostion
Is this the part in hentai where she goes "Please... wait... I just came... my body is..."

>> No.23586421

>>23586368
But do my maxed out earplugs work?

>> No.23586422

>>23585920
>not maintaining proper hygiene
alternatively
>not using an enema for your inma

>> No.23586427

>>23586400
it's still incest even if NBR

>> No.23586435
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>>23586335
Have my Apophis waifu spank her. And then bite her.

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23586436

>>23585913
Nursing handjobs by the vampire

>> No.23586438

>>23586427
I guess it'll just suck to be you then.

>> No.23586443

>>23586436
Campfire!

>> No.23586461

>>23586443
It's an odd choice of a hobby for a Vampire, but I'm sure she enjoys being away from the bustle of the city.

>> No.23586468

>>23585913
I have no idea. I'm really inept when it comes to romantic stuff and I just hope she's better at it than me.

>> No.23586472

>>23586400
I'd still find it unsavory and exploitative.

>> No.23586482

>>23586472
But what if you wake up one day and she's got your dick in her mouth or butt or cunny? What would you do then?

>> No.23586498

>>23586335
Depends, is it one of those dummy thicc orange clan Kunoichi?

>> No.23586532

>>23586498
Sure, but what if the alternative scenario had the fox in the pic?

>> No.23586572

>>23586146
>>23586005
The Order is going about it wrong, marrying and breeding with the heathens is a time honored missionary tactic.

>> No.23586593

Thinking about it, wouldn't monsters find the concept of safe words a bit pointless?
>"A "safe word"? Darling, I'm not interested in hurting you, this is all to make you feel good. Having a word to stop that only gives you the temptation to avoid reaching new depths of lust and pleasure with me..."
>"If you feel frightened for any reason just remember how much I love you, and that I'd never do anything bad to you or your soul..."

>> No.23586599

>>23586593
Resurrections are expensive, though.

>> No.23586600

>>23586482
I would remove her from my body, explain to her that what she did was wrong, and rent a book on hieromancy. I'd also look into hooking her up with one of her classmates.

>> No.23586603

>>23586572
I cant marry everyone one so I better go door to door asking if they heard the good news

>> No.23586608
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23586608

>Not having a Mage Horse wife

What's it like, knowing your waifu can't protect you from awful things?

>> No.23586630

>>23586593
Our safeword would be mostly a formality, yes, but more because my waifu and I are so naturally in tune with each other that we'd be able to tell when something is too much way before the need for actually saying something.

>> No.23586635

>>23586603
Send for more troops to marry them.

>> No.23586643

>>23586603
That's why missionary work isn't a one man job

>> No.23586646
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>>23586532
A Fox Kunoichi? That's silly.

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>>23586608
>What's it like, knowing your waifu can't protect you from awful things?
No idea. She can protect me pretty well.

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>>23586646
Yea, everyone knows Tanuki Ninjas are superior

>> No.23586671

Why are smart know it all elves so great to bow down to

>> No.23586704

>>23586664
Huge manatanks for big offensive magic

>> No.23586728
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23586728

>>23586608
But she can. She's just less welcoming of me hopping on her back should we choose to run away instead instead.

>> No.23586782

>>23586704
I want to hug her mana tanks.

>> No.23586786
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23586786

Isn't using Charm Magic and other types of seduction spells to woo men kinda cheating at it?
Succubi just sound Lazy.

>> No.23586811

>>23586704
It's not the size of your mana bar that matters, it's your casting skill and spell selection.

>> No.23586828

>>23586368
I'll defeat her if I keep making fun of her virginity

>> No.23586830

>>23586811
Is this what the sabbath tells their magic user members?

>> No.23586836

>>23586786
All's fair in love and war. Plus, succs in particular are known to profile their men so they can woo them even without magic. Charm and eromancy is very much a sometimes thing.

>> No.23586867

>>23584885
>Student exchange between a neutral but relatively monster free magic academy and an underworld academy. Populated mostly by dark elves of all schools
>The exchange has actual merit but your school is also aware of a poorly veiled, rather overt attempt to infiltrate, influence and subvert your school by the use of seduction
>Every dark elf is dressed in the skimpiest "uniform" imaginable, panties plainly visible under micro, nay, nanoskirts.
>Sometimes the panties are seethrough, sometimes nopan
>Bras seem to be optional but common, if not just so they have something to strip off
>At first no one pays attention to you, keeping to yourself as you usually do, but then the exchange continues, more dark elves are sent and more of your fellow students are transferred over to their underworld academies
>Now you're relentlessly sexually bullied, as one of the few remaining unclaimed men
>You planned to ignore it when one of their cohort stole your seat until your wrist was snatched and you were forcefully pulled onto her lap, while another sat on yours and the desks next to you collided with yours in a clack as two more took the opportunity to flank your sides and lean up against you, trapping your hands between their thighs, their tongues in your ear
>At least they practically radiate mana and managing to actually ignore them and focus on the lesson yields returns tenfold
>Of course, you also lose sovereignty of your pants as they take turns switching out who sits on your lap

>> No.23586873
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>>23586830
It's a hard fact.

>> No.23586917

>>23586828
Yes, becuase making fun of a dragon with Lazer nuke breath that can melt the ground just by walking on it is the safest thing to do

>> No.23586932

>>23586873
>My manabar might not be big, but I'm very resourceful with it!
>I'm just as good as any other mage!

>> No.23586964

>>23586917
I'm going to call her a lizard too instead of a dragon. Haha, I bet no one's even fondled her boobs before

>> No.23586983

>>23586932
Mana suffuses the body and requires trivial spatial volume.
Were being a flattie disadvantageous to magic, then Shiro and her gang wouldn't be as such. They're specifically lolis because it makes magic easier.
If ya don't like it, take it up with KC.

>> No.23587010

>>23586368
When's the adult version?

>> No.23587013
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23587013

Goat. Booty.

>> No.23587030
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>>23587010
no idea
latest one the artist did was nergigante

>> No.23587035

>>23587013
>ITS

>> No.23587076
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23587076

Nothing better than a demon nun trying to suppress her dark side

>> No.23587085

>>23587076
Eh? What dark side?
They wouldn't hurt a fly.

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>>23587076

>> No.23587142

>>23587113
What a good pious woman

>> No.23587150

>>23587030
>Art of the fish
The fucking hip check lives on

>> No.23587183

>>23587085
No, but they might try to rape it.

>> No.23587190

>>23587142
not in the next few pages she's not

>> No.23587191

>>23587113
Poor girl

>> No.23587201

>>23587190
Dont ruin it for me she is a pious pure demon

>> No.23587207

>>23587201
Oh I'll ruin it
https://nhentai.net/g/236112/29/

>> No.23587339
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>> No.23587341

>>23586983
I know anon. I was just making a joke about them having small tits.

>> No.23587360

>>23586704
>>23586873
So titcowfags are Timmies and flatfags are Spikes?

>> No.23587398

>>23587360
Magic-oriented Spikes are flatfags, Timmies are Wurm.

>> No.23587408

>>23587398
>spoiler
I thought that was EDH players. And what are Johnnies? The people who want girls that are three or four species templates at once?

>> No.23587483
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23587483

>>23587339
I am going to breed that succunun and make her my wife!

>> No.23587508

>>23587339
Do non-succubus type monster girls follow the fallen goddess?
I wanna be attacked by a fallen goddess. lizardgirl.

>> No.23587524

>>23587508
dark angels and valkyrie

>> No.23587533

>>23587207
0/10 corruption 2 fast
>>23587339
Someone needs to sew up those holes

>> No.23587538

>>23587533
it wasn't a corruption

>> No.23587562

>>23587524
Come to think of it, do the fallen goddess give blessings to random people like the CG or the other gods.
Like, there's just some guy who's a good-hearted pervert and suddenly he gains a boost and a dark valkyrie companion and everyone just think it's a normal valkyrie and that he has to go on adventures.
Sounds kinda fun if you ask me.

>> No.23587640
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23587640

Looks tasty
the food of corse!

>> No.23587671

>>23587640
I bet a lewd "fuck the cook" is a perfect gift to most monster girls.
And for those monster girls that this isn't a good gift for, means it's a good gift for you from them.

>> No.23587674

Spank the Grizzly.

>> No.23587676

>>23587671
>a lewd "fuck the cook"
*apron.
I need to go to sleep again it would seam.

>> No.23587682

>>23587640
None of that looks tasty.

>> No.23587688

>>23587682
I like lobster

>> No.23587689
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>>23587674
Best to spank those fresh from hibernation. They have the meatiest asses.

>> No.23587700
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23587700

Where can I get more manticore venom antidote?

>> No.23587709

>>23587676
seem*

>> No.23587711
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23587711

>>23587671

>> No.23587712

I wonder which monsters would like a home cooked dinner date most

>> No.23587713

>>23587689
I want to get under the paw of a hibernating one and go to sleep cuddling her, that will really surprise her once she wakes up.

>> No.23587718

What mamono would encourage me to take advantage of incubus state and stop eating and sleeping entirely - subsisting entirely off of her and my other wives?

>> No.23587722

>>23587640
>>23587682
what even is that?

>> No.23587725
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23587725

Getting bossed around by an Anubis is what I dream of

>> No.23587752

>>23587718
Demons, succubus, bicorns, Basically, the lewder the monster, the more likely it is they ask that of you.

>> No.23587768

>>23587712
Trolls

>> No.23587776

>>23587711
But if I fuck the cook she might get to wrapped up in sex and burn the meal

>> No.23587816

Can Haku-sensei teach me to play guitar? There's a song i want to sing to a certain someone, but i don't want to use the "backing track played on a phone" strategy, it won't be impressive enough.

>> No.23587846

>>23587816
Much knowledge the Learncow can impart, including this!

>> No.23587850
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23587850

I want to spoil wild monsters with modern amenities till they forget about hunting and survival

>> No.23587869

>>23587850
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.

>> No.23587885
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23587885

>>23587869
What matters is what you can put into the tiger.

>> No.23587889
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23587889

Bringing the monsterized pharaoh gifts, gold, and dresses of the finest silk and getting rewarded with being her personal nighttime body warmer!

>> No.23587893

>>23587846
nice, time to learn how to play Van Halen's best-of!
Haku-sensei was that special someone, and the song i wanted to play to her is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPlPJP2brw

>> No.23587901

>>23587889
But I'm too poor to give her gifts can I give her half of my bread

>> No.23587902
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23587902

>>23587893
monster girl theme songs time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcy07OvWdl0

>> No.23587908

>>23587893
She will grade you on your performance

>> No.23587933

>>23587902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

The priestesses of Hel sounds kinda nice.

>> No.23587946

>>23587901
How can you be poor in her land of plenty?

>> No.23587950

>>23584887
who's the best internet troll? a troll, a cheshire, or a bunyip?

>> No.23587983
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>>23587950
MGE Trolls are too nice to be internet trolls

>> No.23587996

>>23587983
as if they could even type on a keyboard with those BIG MEATY PAWS

>> No.23588056

>>23587950
Probably a bunyip, though a shitposting circlejerk between one and a cheshire would probably be memorable

>> No.23588071

>>23587983
I want a Troll to horribly fail in trying to be dominant mistress.

>> No.23588103

>>23588071
I'd still submit to her.

>> No.23588238

>>23587725
What exactly does that smell like?

>> No.23588273

>>23588238
Presumably anubis

>> No.23588291

Are lizardgirls weak to ice magic?
Can I beat one if I make her really cold and tell her if she surrenders I'll cuddle her until she's warm?

>> No.23588442

>>23588291
They are, but watch out for Frost Salamanders.

>> No.23588455

>>23588442
would they be weak to fire or does that make them stronger?

>> No.23588544

>>23588291
Watch out for sunbathing lizard girls. They might look relaxed and lazy but if you look close you'll see their nipples are hard, and they're breathing heavily while sweating. The sun boils their hot blood and puts them in the mood while supplying amble energy to hunt and mate. Beware, the moment they lay eyes on you they can go from lying down on their backs to full sprint in less than half a second.

>> No.23588586
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23588586

Babe, it's 4pm, time for your daily rimjob!

>> No.23588592

>>23587339
>be fruitful and multiply
Yes Lawd yes

>> No.23588594

>>23588586
>tags: all_the_way_through

>> No.23588605

>>23587700
From your local manticore, of course! The antidote is her saliva. It doesn't work.

>> No.23588609

>>23587725
We're reaching levels of IMAGINE that should not even be possible!

>>23588273
Anubutt

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>>23587752
>subsisting entirely on Demon mana, saliva, sweat, and intimate juices
Mmm...

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>>23587768
>I grew it myself!

>> No.23588652
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>>23588616
Don't like that idea. Would rather she cooks for me as a contracted wife would

>> No.23588656

>>23587885
Write something silly on the box!

>> No.23588660

>>23587889
I'd rather be rewarded with being her throne

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>>23588624
Such wholesome creatures.

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>>23588652
Well, she is canonically a great cook. I think I'd rather subsist on her body AND her cooking

>> No.23588702

>>23588605
this is why i avoid manticores when i'm out in the wastelands

>> No.23588733

Is role swap with a Kobold viable or should I just have a Hellhound?

>> No.23588734

>>23588702
How do you avoid an apex predator with keen senses and WINGS?

>> No.23588756
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>>23588734
Just strip naked and charge her! She'll never expect it!

>> No.23588806

>>23588734
Shoot it's wings.

>> No.23588816

>>23588734
A tiny net

>> No.23588828

>>23588806
What if she can deflect bullets with them?

>> No.23588840

>>23588828
Begin to cry.

>> No.23588881

>>23588828
Shoot them with magical arrows obviously.

>> No.23588888

>>23588756
>Manticore can smell anon
>She finally finds him
>He's butt naked
>And in the middle of oiling himself in
>"...what"
>Anon hears her
>And charges at her
>[Confused manticore screaming]

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>>23588888
Check'em

>> No.23588903

CORONA CHAN

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>>23584225
Touch fluffy tail

>> No.23588982

>>23588975
Rata's 3D model is so smug.

>> No.23589003
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23589003

Sssaacrificeee~

>> No.23589011

>>23588982
>Rata is so smug.
Fix that for you.

>> No.23589015
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>Phantom has a story to tell
>it's a grand, epic story
>a story of proportion so grand it's like Dune and The Odyssey and Paradise Lost and Les Miserables and Gone With the Wind all put together
>she can't put the production together though
Is she simply too ambitious? Or can you protect her smile and optimism?

>> No.23589030

>>23589003
Just throw the meat and run!

>> No.23589032

>>23588756
With a tail pussy that big, she has no intention of milking anon's dick with it. No, she's gonna suck his entire head into it, down to his shoulders, effectively restraining him while she works on his dick with her mouth and pussy

>> No.23589047

>>23589030
No! He must complete the delivery! He's Sam Porter Bridges!

>> No.23589072

>>23587076
I would love to be the lone orphan boy who lives in a convent of MG nuns suppressing their urges in the name of the Lord.

>> No.23589108

>>23586472
>exploitative
It's true, some poor oblivious single men might not know that adopting a monstergirl is actually an early-access marriage.

>> No.23589179

>>23589030
Toss the meat to the shy, older Wendi in the back, she may consider it a marriage proposal

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>>23588888

>> No.23589356

>>23589032
I wonder if that would be almost like unbirthing.

>> No.23589359

>>23586572
How about an excommunicated sect of paladins that are trained from a young age to be able to fuck lims into submission.

>> No.23589375

>>23589015
Like it or not, she's going to have to trim the story down or make it into a series. It's just not reasonable to expect people to sit through a 10 hour play no matter how well acted it is.

>> No.23589379

>>23589356
No. You're just getting a head covered in manticore tail pussy slime

>> No.23589381

>>23587076
>Reformed*************************** succubus preaching all the really degenerate parts of the bible.
>Gets super into telling the story of the perverted daughters who got their father hammered and then got nailed by him.
>I-It's only a cautionary tale.

>> No.23589389

>>23587902
I knew Hellhounds would have best sex while blasting death metal out on full blast!

>> No.23589403

>>23589375
What if she puts the play on in the Undead Kingdom only?

>> No.23589471

>>23588683
a devil or demon cooking for you would be cute

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>>23589471
Pan, nice and hot

>> No.23589547
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23589547

Reminder.

>> No.23589565
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>>23589471
KC once tweeted just how cute the scenario can be in his own words regarding a tough conqueror demon:

>>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)

>~The conqueror Demon~

>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"

>~The conqueror Demon~

>Even though Demons prefer to raise and spoil their husbands by taking the responsibilities all by themselves, they are very weak to their husband's wishes so if one expresses their will to be householder strongly enough, Demons will willingly turn to lovely wives waiting home for their husband to return to work

>> No.23589630

>>23589547
Shitposting aside, the original version of KC's succubi way back when they were released were only interested in the best of men.
Either KC changed his mind, or the translation was bad, because now they generally have no real preferences, at least in terms of appearance.
Although if any monstergirl was a size queen or only liked chads, I'd put money on it being succubi

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>>23589630
It was a real wild west period back then when it came to translating, with some blatantly just making things up in addition to getting certain parts really wrong. Like the cyclops entry where the translator apparently confused the bearer of the weapon disappearing with a part of the weapon just disappearing.

Makes me hope someday some enterprising translator makes a project of seeing just how off the early translations were. The trouble may be in finding the Japanese versions of those early profiles to compare the English versions with though, as I think KC deleted them from the site ages ago.

>> No.23589710

>>23589379
This is acceptable.

>> No.23589726

>>23589565
>>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"
This makes me very happy.

>> No.23589735

>>23588586
Are there any other MGs that would enjoy rimming?

>> No.23589744

>>23589565
It does make me wonder how many monsters have aprons at the ready for such a situation.

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>>23589630
Well, at least my troll would love me the way I am... And if not her, a demon... And if not her, a shoggoth... And if not her, a sandworm... And if not her, a kraken... And if not her, an Apophis... And if not her... Fuck, man, am I unloveable? I already know the answer to this

>> No.23589765

>>23589735
Dedicated Kikis

>> No.23589776

>>23589735
I love analingus, it's one if not my absolute favorite erotic act- to perform. But the thought of having it done on me is just nasty.

>> No.23589778

>>23588756
god i want to feel the weight of that in my lap

>> No.23589787

>>23589565
Demons are wonderful girls.
>>23589761
Anon of course she would love you.

>> No.23589805

>>23589778
>And on my face, and all the way up to my knee when I try to run away and...

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>>23589744
More than you might expect.

>> No.23589844

>>23589765
Hopefully she does it every time I take a bath

>> No.23589845

>>23589776
You will sit on your waifu's face and you WILL enjoy it

>> No.23589851

>>23589776
But what if that's your wife's fetish

>> No.23589955

>>23589815
i want to eat monster cooking

>> No.23590040

>>23589955
You may have to teach her how to cook first.

>>23586228

>> No.23590054

>>23589851
Well, people like those bestiality card girls and wocks in wonderland so one of them probably does.

>> No.23590069

>>23589471
>>23589815
Need loli demon in a naked apron

>> No.23590083
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>>23589955
There are cakes of all flavors. Even one that will immidiately turn you into an undead kingdom's citizen.

>> No.23590133

>>23590083
it doesn't look very good

>> No.23590138

Challenge a salamander to a cook off!

>> No.23590139

>>23590133
Dead people love them. Soon, you will, too!

>> No.23590149

>>23590139
i guess i can join the undead sabbath

>> No.23590163

>>23589735
The enjoyment of performing such an act stems from the reaction it brings about from their partner.

To answer your question...my waifu.

>> No.23590172

>>23590133
The taste is probably to die for

>> No.23590181

>>23589805
>and all the way up to my knee when I try to run away and
Damnit Anon, you don't know what sucking on fingers, toes, etc., parts besides the penis does to me!

>> No.23590194

>>23590139
But do they float?

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>>23589845
>>23589851
Only if those pedomorphosis potions work both ways and... Holy shit I just gave myself some ideas

>> No.23590232

>>23590226
I want to get rimmed by a cute Sabbath girl

>> No.23590315 [SPOILER] 
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Short was here, tall is a loser.

>> No.23590322

>>23589761
KC says all monstergirls love men in general and would happily marry all but the scummiest guys. You'd be fine unless you wanted one of the snootier ones like a Lilim or Baphomet, and since you clearly don't have shit taste like that who cares?

>> No.23590347

>>23590322
>Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

>> No.23590356

>>23590322
You'd still need to take initiative with many of them. Provided you're genuine pretty much any monster will accept you, but without a man being pro-active toward them, many monsters will prioritize seeking out their own idea of an "ideal" man.

>> No.23590359

>>23590315
I want to do high level lolicon-play with that halfling

>> No.23590364

>>23590347
I stand by my stance that Baphomets are shit and that KC only lowered their standards because he realized them having standards made a slight mark on the hugbox.

>> No.23590371

>>23590356
Only the submissive ones.
Plenty of the profiles outright state the girl is the one who pursues the guy in many cases, and I'm fine with that because my social phobias and general distrust of woman would mean I couldn't instigate the relationship myself

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>>23590356
Gonna woo that CC troll, gonna make her heart leap in ways she thought had left her long ago.

>> No.23590416

>>23590371
That's why I like the maid species so much. They literally just show up to your door, unannounced and uninvited (because of course I wouldn't have the confidence to invite one voluntarily), refuse all your excuses, ingrained avoidance patterns and defense mechanisms, but would also back off and give you some space if you really needed it. Demons too.

>> No.23590418

>>23590371
>Plenty of the profiles outright state the girl is the one who pursues the guy in many cases

Yes, but often with the caveat that the man in some way "strikes their interest" or a similar term. Relatively few will simply go after whatever available man they see (for instance, wurms and devil bugs will).

>> No.23590425

>>23590356
I've got a pretty face if nothing else

>> No.23590431

>>23590416
This also makes them shitty if you don't like them and they just think you're playing coy.

>> No.23590460

>>23590431
>give you space if you really need them
They wouldn't show up without literal invitation if they couldn't sense the emotional invitation in your heart. It's literally magic, dude.

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>>23590139
No, i dont wanna die! Argh, stahp! Noo!

>> No.23590541

>>23590503
>The portals incident is a resonance cascade

>> No.23590583

>>23590541
>Pick up that Yan.

>> No.23590603
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23590603

What we need is dragons

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>>23590603
I prefer this golden mommy dragon

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>>23590603
When will they learn?

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>>23586608
Admittedly, it's less 'protection' and more 'deterrence', but she gets the job done...

>> No.23590798

man, i could fuck a thicc titania right about now

>> No.23590836
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It's a nice warm summer afternoon!

What are we going to do at the beach, dude?

>> No.23590852

Wurm but instead of wurm, it is mruw.

>> No.23590861

I want to fight 10 wurms

>> No.23590862

>>23590631
Someday Kirin-san will get the BIG elder dragon markers.

>> No.23590870

>>23590862
Its supposed to be Velkhana, not Kirin

>> No.23590876

>>23590870
Oh right, was mixing it and the other one up.

>> No.23590877

>>23590862
She gets bullied by a non-elder dragon lmao.

>> No.23590889

>>23590836
but it's still the middle of april

>> No.23590913

>>23590836
But winter's right around the corner

>> No.23590927
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>>23590913
Chen's already prepared for winter.

>> No.23590932

>>23590852
Cat Wurm?

>> No.23590952

>>23590877
>Fucking manhandled by Rajang-chan
lmao

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>>23590913
I'm sure you can keep warm, mate.

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>>23590927
Chen's busy getting her milk supply for winter..

>> No.23590990

>>23590959
I want to import a cute Anubis down here though...

>> No.23590996

>>23590952
Can you really be called an Elder Dragon when you get beat up by a non-elder dragon monster? Not even by its stronger variant lmao.

>> No.23591036

>>23590996
Elder pony maybe www haha kirin go bzzz

>> No.23591097

I want to comfort a Kirin after a bunch of anons make fun of her. Maybe rub her horn

>> No.23591144

Everyone knows Nergs make better wives and I'm not just saying this to avoid getting spikes through my pelvis tonight.

>> No.23591194

>>23590927
Delet this image

>> No.23591215

>>23591144
>Angry pickle noises.

>> No.23591236

>>23591215
Pickle has bad breath and is bad for kissing 0/10 wife

>> No.23591244

Deviljho blowjob but your dick smells horrible for days

>> No.23591272

>>23591236
Please, it smells like vaporized diet coke.

>> No.23591283

>>23591272
Worse than Vaal's

>> No.23591292

>>23590836
where's your mom, yukari? i want to hang out with her.

>> No.23591311

>>23591283
Don't make fun of Granny Vaal!

>> No.23591335

>>23591244
I don't smell my dick anyway.

>> No.23591340

>>23591311
Stinky dragon. Nerg has good cleaning habits, as seen by her picking her teeth and maintaining optimal spine sharpness.

>> No.23591435

>Neglecting the flaming manticores
The red and blue crew are the bane of lost lone hunters.

>> No.23591450

>>23591435
>Smug manticore twins that also explode.
Horrifying.

>> No.23591461
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23591461

Never be judgemental towards monstergirls.
Unless they're Yetis because they're terrible people.

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23591470

I need MGs to wash my palette from the LoU2 leaks.

On the other hand I deserve this for browsing other boards than jp.

>> No.23591482

>>23591435
i'll take them manticore twins

>> No.23591486

>>23591450
One is bad enough by themselves, no man can withstand it when they dance together. He'll be left bone dry.

>> No.23591491

>>23591461
Yetis barge into your Safi lobby and triple cart because their paws are too big for the controller

>> No.23591502

>>23591482
But their idea of a greeting is a running headbutt that puts you on your ass followed by a hot breath that leaves you feeling all sparkly and tingly and ready to explode. Are you sure you want that? I mean the blue one just sheds her flaming pheromones all over the place. And while she has these long sustained orgasms that wring you dry, the red one's are quick and intense!

>> No.23591542

>>23591502
i bet it's colorful and pretty! what if i call them stunningly beautiful?

>> No.23591580

>>23591542
The red one calls you an idiot as she blushes while the blue one ohohohs, huge tits and ojou drills bouncing in equal measure.

>> No.23591600

>>23591335
Is... Is that weird to do?

>> No.23591681

>>23591580
If its what I think it is, I approve.

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>>23591461
>Yetis because they're terrible
Kill yourself.

>> No.23591774

>>23589565
>Aggressively loved
And this is why I want a demon wife.

>> No.23591851

>>23591470
>caring about western vidya so much that leaks for a moviegame's story shake you at all
yes, you deserve it. to be honest, TLoU's multiplayer mode was nice. but IMHO it's the only nice thing about the game.

>> No.23591878

>>23591769
I want to be smothered in Yaya's yayas.

>> No.23591882

I don't know about you, but becoming a Demon's or some other monster's househusband sounds pretty comfy.

>> No.23591910

When monstergirls assess your character, are they just going off their observations, or can they sense everything about your spirit and mind?

>> No.23591945

>>23591769
A Yeti telling me to kill myself.
I rest my case. Terrible fucking people.

>> No.23591957
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23591957

Nergigante feeds of the energy of other elders
make of that what will

>> No.23591965

>>23591470
>LoU2
You were saved from playing a terrible generic AAA game with writing that cared more about scoring woke points than quality storytelling.
Be grateful, and enjoy monstergirls knowing you've just saved 60 dollars that could be spent on a nice wife commission instead.

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>>23591851
>>23591965
It doesn't shake me at all, I just want to wash my palette of it's nastiness because I wanted to see what the hubub was about.

It's the equivalent of an Akaname raping you. Simply nasty.

>> No.23592002

>>23591851
i thought people liked the fist games story outside of it's ending?

>> No.23592010

>>23591910
In my headcanon, they'd be able to get a basic, general idea of your character by regular observation and maybe some minor casual interaction. The skill would vary by species and individuals of course, with some being more oblivious and others being supernaturally perceptive.

>> No.23592015
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>>23591979
ah, i see. carry on then.

>> No.23592048

>>23592002
possibly, some people say it the ending makes sense but it the MC is still a shitlord for what he pulled.
TLoU2 just seems to be "angry lesbian, the game"
and thus has no place here unless she gets turned into a matango or something.

>> No.23592050
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23592050

We all know if you bully low level monsters that a high level monster will come bully you, but what if I bully the high level monsters? Who will come save them from me making them get fitted for a wedding dress, practicing our wedding vows or making her apologize to the townsfolk she’s been terrorizing?

>> No.23592055

>>23591957
It's how she has those big horns, and big horns are a sign of wealthy, status, and fertility.

>> No.23592062

>>23591851

The multiplayer was really nice, especially the rounds mode where you'd only have one life. But my first playthrough of TLoU was magical, so many moments that had me on the edge of my seat and the locations were beautiful, especially in the summer.

That said, even though I've wisened up to many of the tricks media pull on people I am still looking forward to TLoU2. No multiplayer is a shame, I hope they add it in quickly - I didn't get enough of it back then as I quit when DLCs started rolling out.

>> No.23592070

>>23592010
i want to be analyzed and targeted by an mg

>> No.23592073

>>23592048
It's the state of modern writing. When I'd genuinely rather read the stuff our writefags come up with over watching million dollar shows like the current season of Westworld you know western entertainment is in a dire state.

>> No.23592111

>>23591957
What was the monster from that game series that fought using or had a theme of bubbles? I think it was a dragon or some equine thing, white color scheme, maybe with some pink, but the pink could have been on the bubbles? I remember there being some monster girl fanart of her is why I ask

>> No.23592129

>>23592111
Mizustune

>> No.23592131

>>23587752
>Cute teenage Succ distracting me and keeping me awake every night until she points out I don't get tired any more
>She points out I haven't needed to eat anything anymore either - just make out with her and eat her pussy and I feel nice and full
>She didn't want to be so lonely when I slept, and saw that I didn't want to

>> No.23592136
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>>23584225
I pick her up and bring her home!
If she's still asleep, I cuddle with her

>> No.23592144
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>>23592111
Mizustune

>> No.23592150

>>23591957
>No chuuni-as-fuck Gore Magala MG
>No swarm of cheerful Seltas MGs
>No haughty tsundere Dire Miralis MG

>> No.23592151

does anyone here love titania?

>> No.23592160

>>23592151
Titanee-chan is for love! Just make sure she never finds your onahole!

>> No.23592172

>>23592151
I'm not a big fan of the profile Titania, but a Titania more suited to my tastes could be nice.

>> No.23592176

>>23592160
I want Titania to find my onahole!
I want Titania to buy me hundreds of onaholes to try out!
I want Titania to be obsessed with me using onaholes!

>> No.23592181

>>23592048
>TLoU2 just seems to be "angry lesbian, the game"
Worse It's now angry tranny, the game.

>> No.23592189

>>23592151
They’re the best fairies imo.

>> No.23592196

>>23592181
You fuckin what?

>> No.23592218

I wonder if there are monsters without dedicated waifufags. It seems that between the west and Japan almost all the monsters have at least one guy who loves them over all the others.

>> No.23592231

>>23591600
Only if you've had Ribs removed.

>> No.23592239

>>23592218
How many waifufags do we have now anyway?
I know there are the super-dedicated ones like Gazer, Lich, Jabberwock, Miia and at least two Anubisfags who get the most art but I wonder how many lesser known ones are lurking about.

>> No.23592244

>>23591910
>>23592010
I bet nerdy monsters with no confidence in their "reading" skills would be easy marks for some kind of man-scouter advertisements in the back of comic books. Of course they're all bunk and don't really work, but by putting the thing over their eyes they "feel" like they can get insight, and it works out anyway. Manono mana plus the placebo effect is a potent combination.

>> No.23592249

>>23591979
son, let me tell you about nasty.
there are two kinds of nasty.
there is the nasty that turns a man on
and there's ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing
you are referring to the latter. an akaname raping is the former.
know the difference. and that goes for the rest of this thread.

>> No.23592254

>>23592172
Yeah, I make slight personal modifications to them and they come out as one of my favorite monsters, while I'm not too interested in the strict profile version.

>> No.23592261

>>23592239
At least 3 salamander guys
hatterfag
one dude with a hinezumi
one dude with the dark mage
...Beast?

>> No.23592263
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>>23592239
Hi!

>> No.23592280

>>23592239
We've got lots of them, but not all get comms.
>>23592254
>profile version
I've always thought going for a pure profile look is lazy and makes no sense. The girl pictured is just a member of that race, having them all look like clones is weird and KC himself has shown off-profile examples just wandering around in his world guides.

>> No.23592299
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>>23592261
>one dude with a hinezumi
I have a Hinezumi wife but I'm a huge haremfag.

>> No.23592312

>>23592239
i think there's one for lich, one for raiju, and one for kitsune

>> No.23592320
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>>23592261
>>23592239
I love my rata wife!

>> No.23592322

should i be gremlinfag or titaniafag

>> No.23592336

>>23592280
Less look and more act. For example, I'm not into hard femdom so I have zero interest in Dark Elves or Manticores, but there are a few monsters that could plausibly go softer while keeping to there theme, and I tend to like them in that respect. I just don't tend to vocalize it too much since it's such a powder keg.

>> No.23592343

>>23592239
I remember one guy who has a Jinko and a Cheshire.
>>23592312
I think we have a second lichfag now, but he didn't do much commissioning yet.

>> No.23592347

>>23592261
Is Beast even a waifufag? He has a ok OC Lilim that isn't the most offensive example and a love of Salamanders but no real waifu.

>> No.23592352

>>23592239
Don't forget KDF.

>> No.23592353
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>>23592239
My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt. I have 70+ plus pictures of her now. Most are staying private.

>> No.23592369

>>23592239
Mad hatter, wight, shirohebi, dragon, rata and hellhound.

>> No.23592374

>>23591769
Daily reminder that this game will never be finished.

>> No.23592375

>>23592322
Follow your heart

>> No.23592378

>>23592352
Fun fact, the guy isn't even part of the discord circlejerk cliques. Even the other waifufaggots don't seem to like him.

>> No.23592387

>>23592239
It would be easier to list the monsters who DON'T have a dedicated poster or lurker here.

>> No.23592398
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How do I get honey from my bee girl farm? They keep yelling at me that they’re hornets and don’t make honey, are they just lying to me to keep the honey all to themselves, should I confront their queen?

>> No.23592404

>>23592378
>not being a part of discord circlejerks is a bad thing
It's one thing if he wants to but they don't want him, but if he doesn't care all together then he's more based than any of them

>> No.23592407
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>>23592369
I don't remember the shirohebifag, but just recalled the guy with Tsurara waifu.

>> No.23592410

>>23592378
Waifufag here.
The general opinion of him is that he's a really nice guy but his fetishes make some people uncomfortable. That's it. There's no hate or shade on the dude.

>> No.23592419

>>23592387
2020 is Jinn of the Jar's year, she's sure of it.

>> No.23592420

>>23592347
He states that flagmander is a mascot, not a wife.
>>23592352
The guys in mono's were talking shit, and when it was brought up that he was in there, Someone said that he shouldn't be suprised people hate some of the shit he was into.

>> No.23592425

>>23592407
Shirohebifag got a few pictures with some other waifufags once or twice I think.

>> No.23592429

>>23592375
did people with more than one waifu become kinda-popular double-waifufags instead of the typical one-waifufag?
i need to know so that I don't look weird in front of the guys.

>> No.23592435

>>23592378
Since when is being a discordnigger a good thing?

>> No.23592440

>>23592369
I'm pretty sure we have more than one hellhoundfag

>> No.23592447
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Reminder loli Dark Mages are growing girls who could use lots of extra mana to practice their magic, and putting said mana in her womb and butthole lets her practice something else too.

>> No.23592448

>>23592420
Hate him specifically or just his fetishes?

>> No.23592450

>>23592322
why not both?

>> No.23592455

>>23592429
I know waifufags with two or three wives and nobody treats them any differently. Just go for what you want. If you want two wives then do it!

>> No.23592456

>>23592448
Fetishes

>> No.23592458

>>23592239
Hi, I still love my Crow Tengu very much.

>> No.23592459

>>23592378
Another waifufag chiming in, KDF is pretty based. It's nice to see someone enjoying what he wants to, I wish I was as brave with my commissions even if our fetishes are different.

>> No.23592465

>>23592398
Do they have exquisite legs and hips? They are wasps. Do they have cute bums and can dance for days? That's bees

>> No.23592477

>>23592239
I really like Giant Ants and Ant Arachne, although I'm not quite a waifufag yet.

>> No.23592478

>>23592456
That doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.23592480

>>23592429
Anon I have a harem with 11 girls, if your heart is set on those two girls and it doesn't feel wrong to you that's all that matters.

>> No.23592481

>>23592378
I don't like the stuff he's into at all, but the few times we've spoken left me with a good impression of the guy. He seems like a nice person with unusual tastes, but since this is 4chan that shouldn't be surprising.

>> No.23592486
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>>23592239
Hello

>> No.23592499

>>23592239
I thought every one of us is a waifufag

>> No.23592500
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>>23592239
Reporting in

>> No.23592511

>>23592429
If that's what you want, just do it. If this still bothers you and you can't decide, there's the Donut Steel fusion option, but it might be safer to just get used to being a bigamist.

>> No.23592555

>>23592499
Not really, most people would accept almost any monster girl.

>> No.23592594

>>23592239
My waifu is whichever girl has the strongest, tightest, and most ravenous butthole. The anti-baph if you will.

>> No.23592607

>>23592420
Worst server so he's not missing out on much.

>> No.23592611

>>23592499
I'm too indecisive.

>> No.23592612

>>23592499
I have a favorite species, but can't imagine specific waifu.

>> No.23592622

>>23592555
There are around a dozen species I'd prefer to any other species, and a couple dozen more that I can't stand.

>> No.23592630

>>23592239
If we're reporting in then, yeah, I'm the other Gazerfag

>> No.23592633

>>23592374
Stop.

>> No.23592657
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>>23592607
Most of the trash is gone now, what with fox being banned and a few others leaving
now the only guy left that everyone here hates is ace

but ignore discord stuff, enjoy haku

>> No.23592660

>>23592622
Are you me?

>> No.23592691

Is having sons the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more bicorn'd than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another monster. All the hard work you put into your handsome little boy- reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the monsters that will eventually fuck him with every hole.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random monster who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. she gets to fuck him with her tight pussy every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a momster who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another monster to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL bicorning. Think about it logically

>> No.23592698

>>23592657
After the recent discussions I really like the idea of obsessive, borderline-yandere Hakus. It'd just be fun watching the increasingly ridiculous reasons for her to track you down and try keeping you, or what sort of zany scheme her keen but love-addled mind would come up with.

>> No.23592715

>>23592657
>Fox
pobably the only old blood i was around to see get fucked

>> No.23592718

>>23592660
The pools of species are likely pretty different. I doubt Glacies, for example, is among your top species.

>> No.23592723

>>23592607
>Worst server
>When tft and the wiki one exists
>>23592657
Ace is a faggot, but Chowder can also fuck off

>> No.23592747
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>>23592691
I’m a firm believer that momsters deserve a boy’s love rather than a childhood friend

>> No.23592773

>>23592747
I'm a firm believer that I'd want to be an orphan in the MGE world - and distinctly not be adopted by anyone.

>> No.23592786

>>23592723
Chowder is not a name I remember.

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>>23592594
Bapho's have the tightest butthole

>> No.23592837

>>23592607
Who else left recently?

>> No.23592855
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>>23592239
Wightfag here. I never changed her base design since it was already perfect, currently on 139 comms/requests all in the gallery.

>> No.23592881
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>>23592747
Boys should grow into single adults so there's men for lolis.

>> No.23592889

>>23592786
Artist that can be actually above average but burns more energy on shit that shouldn't matter.

>> No.23592895

>>23592723
Wiki one serves a purpose if you mute everything but announcements.

>> No.23592907

>>23592691
Momsters do an important job for society

>> No.23592912

>>23592889
More like bad artist with a lot of potential but spends all his copious free time getting angry over meaningless nonsense, whining and playing gatcha.

>> No.23592923
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>>23591769
Yaya is the cutest

>> No.23592932

>>23592912
I've not seen a problem with his art since he's grown out of the doodles he used to do here
it just doesnt stand out.

>> No.23592933

>>23592129
>>23592144
Thank you

>> No.23592937

>>23592343
>I think we have a second lichfag now, but he didn't do much commissioning yet.
That's only half true. I've gotten quite a few commissions of her, I just haven't posted them in a long time and haven't gotten any new ones in a while either.

>> No.23592947

>>23592181
But hey, thank God we're on the right side of history, right you guys? ... Guys...?

>> No.23592955
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>>23592239
Reporting in

>> No.23592978
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>>23592280
I was gonna get some with Trumpbux, but had to pay an exorbitantly high minor possession fine and a new car battery. Just fuck my shit up sempai

>> No.23592986

>>23592747
Keep the Jocastoids away from me, and have all the fun you want, anon.

>> No.23592991

>>23592239
Don't forget Hatterfag

>> No.23593011

>>23592378
Some aspects of his fetishes give me the creeps, but I'm sure some (or many, probably many) aspects of mine would give him the creeps. The one or two times I've talked to him he seemed very kind, that's all that really matters.

Also
>discord
>ever
no

>> No.23593012

>>23592239
There's also the fag with 2 H'orc wives. Think there's also someone that might waifu Orc and Kakuen too

>> No.23593023

>>23592398
This. This is the picture that first got me seriously into monster girls. I've completely forgotten about this, thank you for posting this, anon.

>> No.23593027

>>23592991
He was mentioning the big established ones, Hatter is fairly new and only has a couple of comms so far.

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>> No.23593081

>>23593035
Can’t even count on elves to get pregnant right. Don’t they know lolis aren’t for procreation till their breasts start to bud and hips swell?

>> No.23593108
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>>23592239
Don’t forget about me!

>> No.23593113
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>>23592299
Hot maus

>> No.23593135

>>23593081
Budding breasts are best breasts. Gentle, nascent curves are sexiest.

>> No.23593150
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23593150

Don't worry young man, I'll protect you from the other monsters.
and then raise him for myself, ufufu...

>> No.23593178

>>23593108
Think you can take me!?

>> No.23593213
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23593213

>>23593135
Normally I prefer nearly flat mounds, but budding is pretty good too.

>> No.23593225

I prefer cats IRL, but Foxes and Canids are my go-to monstergals

>> No.23593266
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23593266

Why are succubi so universally hated?

>> No.23593280

>>23593266
I like submissive Succs. Femdom isn't for me.

>> No.23593314

>>23593266
Smugness, mind control, the fact that they still have the life draining ability they had back when succs killed men even if they don't use it, they're the monstergirl version of "Staceys", there are more interesting species to choose, they literally own your soul when partnered with you and I don't care how KC suger coats this I can only see bad things coming from that in the next life.

>> No.23593347

>>23593266
But I like succubi, my wife is even a type of one.

>> No.23593355

>>23592239
i love my sahu but i'm poor and can't afford commissions. vada was nice though and drew a fish for birthday.

>> No.23593359

>>23593266
Just because you typed that into a machine doesn't make it true anon.

>> No.23593379

>tfw started imagining playing trading card games with mamono

>> No.23593384

>>23593359
I trust the schizo Automaton

>> No.23593403

>>23593384
You're a loony.

>> No.23593457

Would using the Monster Girl Sorter or the TierMaker help me figure out my tastes, or just reinforce my general indecisiveness?

>> No.23593472

>>23593457
Both have only managed to muddle everything up after the top three. The tiermaker is slightly better because the sorter will take the uncertain answers as "put them fucking anywhere, I don't care"

>> No.23593510
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23593510

Does this picture apply to momsters?

>> No.23593528

>>23593510
is this podracing?

>> No.23593534

>>23593528
No, this is Patrick

>> No.23593570

I will never get the appeal of "momsters" or "auntsters".

>> No.23593579

>>23593570
congratulations, you don't have parental affection issues
or, at least, that particular kind of parental affection issue

>> No.23593589

>>23593570
Okay.

>> No.23593602

>>23593570
Similar situation, but with lolis and flats.

>> No.23593616

>>23593602
cute is sexy when cute tries to be sexy for you

>> No.23593617

>>23593570
That's cool. You probably have kinks I don't get, too. Thanks for not screeching about it, I guess.

>> No.23593659
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23593659

Around a fox, watch your cocks
They're nothin but pure evil just like newspaper comics

>> No.23593662

Going to the Dark elf slave markets to go wife shopping!
Just make sure you have plenty of dosh.

>> No.23593681

>>23593659
Instructions unclear; watched cock go into fox, now father of nine kits.

>> No.23593686

>>23593659
fuck you, i'll walk around naked with massive boner. nothing will happen because i don't consent and i'm stronger because i'm a man! a really real man!

>> No.23593688

>>23593659
Who draws the comics in Rata-chan's newspapers?

>> No.23593698

>>23593681
you bumbling fool. overpopulation is happening and the first thing that happens is you making children by accident?!

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23593728

>>23593616
Why pick cute or sexy when you can have both.

>> No.23593731

>>23593698
Shit happens when you can't pry a 900 year old virgin off of you.

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23593742

>>23593602
>>23593616
Somehow I find it insanely hot when smol cute girl wants my dick, and wants to be cute and lovey dovey. Can't explain it.

>> No.23593754

>>23593384
I want to hear the ramblings of a schizo Automaton then say to her that I love her.

>> No.23593773

>>23593728
there are certain kinds of cute which directly contradict 'sexy' in my mind, this is why

>> No.23593792

>>23593616
The interplay of cute and sexy amplify both.

>> No.23593828

>>23593616
They don't really seem like the best choice because they either aren't fully developed, or lack the standard signs of fertility. But if they really are trying to be appealing to you, it doesn't really matter, does it?

>> No.23593840

>>23593510
only as much as you want it to

>> No.23593848

>>23593828
Different anon, but "fully developed" looks less attractive to me then "partially developed".

>> No.23593894

>>23593570
Most of it comes down to having motherly affection issues.
It's why I fall for any girl that will just aggressively love me due to my irl inability to form deep relationships with people.

>> No.23593904

>>23593828
monsters are sexually developed at the age of 10. but magic exists so monsters can look younger but can have a developed and matured fertility system

>> No.23593915

>>23593848
>"fully developed" looks less attractive to me then "partially developed".
Is it just the body type, or is it something else?
>partially developed
Partially developed is a pretty wide range, what is your ideal point?

>> No.23593916

>>23593894
I mean, my mother genuinely hated and resented me, and I still don't like "momsters".

>> No.23593932

>>23593904
There is no actual age minimum when monsters reach sexual maturity. Some breeds like Slimes especially are sexually mature the moment they are 'born". The world guide just says 10 at the latest.

>> No.23593934
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23593934

>>23592239
I haven't been getting many commissions lately but I'm still here

>> No.23593944

>>23593570
I wonder if my gentle musclegirl fetish is a weird form of Oedipus complex.

>> No.23593952

>>23593916
Well yeah, having a shit mother doesn't mean you 100% will get a complex about it. Some do, some don't. Some just become women haters instead.
Hell, it can even be in the revers where they have far too much affection for their mother and so on.
Though that's quite the freudian hole kek to go down so I won't even bother.

>> No.23593965

I love Ojou monsters!

>> No.23593968
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>> No.23593973

>>23593965
what's an ojou

>> No.23593978

>>23593915
The body type and personality of a young teenager, both. Doesn't help that most people draw adults with large breasts/ass.

>> No.23593982

>>23593904
>>23593932
Interesting stuff, I think I understand it a bit better now. Maybe I'll pick up a loli and have a bigamy, but I'm still going to go after a big girl with big soft breasts as a main wife.

>> No.23593993
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23593993

>>23593973
How new are you?

>> No.23593998

>>23593952
I mean, I just hold resentment to my mother and her friends, and the only real effect it's had on my tastes so far as I can tell is a distaste for middle-aged women and older.

>> No.23594012 [SPOILER] 
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>>23593982
Correction: Average sized breasts, I just remembered what the thread considers "big", and they're a little too big for my tastes.

>> No.23594013

>>23593993
very new. now tell me.

>> No.23594023

>>23592836
Oh yeah? Prove it!

>> No.23594028

>>23593579
I dont have any parental affection issues and i like em. Maybe like all fetishes it can just attract you without any prior trauma? Or is that only allowed when its lolis?

>> No.23594047

>>23594013
Lurk

>> No.23594100

>>23594012
Here, C is flat, DD is average, and G is "slightly big".

>> No.23594112
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23594112

>>23590069

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>>23593742
When a young monstergirl wants to be treated like a proper normal lover, and you oblige and teach her on the way, it's a perfect match that will make her happy.

>> No.23594134

>>23594100
>Here, C is flat
So that's what they meant all these years! I totally misunderstood!

>> No.23594138

Remember, tall monsters may be intimidating, but they will end up hitting their head in a human home.

>> No.23594141

>>23594047
i lied, i've been on here for 3 years and you guys swing around that term without any context.

>> No.23594143

>>23594112
That's clearly a Devil.

>> No.23594158

>>23594112
that's a devil that never cries

>> No.23594160
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>>23593570
>>23593579
It's because they're fat old women

>> No.23594188

>>23593579
>>23593894
Freud go back to being dead, you were wrong about pretty much everything.

>> No.23594200

>>23594160
That's not appealing to me.

>> No.23594202
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23594202

>>23594138
That adds to the moe factor.

>> No.23594209

>>23594188
I want a lich to revive Freud just so we can get more of his mad ramblings.

>> No.23594218

>>23594209
>Freud
>As a monster girl
I almost screamed in panic, then I realized not much would change.

>> No.23594233

>>23594218
Mamono Freud would just be one of those femdom shitposters, except unironic.

>> No.23594239
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23594239

Got a lewd Kobold wife commission https://files.catbox.moe/8jsj73.png

Artist: https://twitter.com/Panooha

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23594243

>>23594233
Hiss hiss

Snek

>> No.23594245

>>23594218
Where does the penis envy come in?

>> No.23594255
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23594255

Hiss hiss

Snek

>> No.23594266

>>23594243
>>23594255
Hiss hiss you dumb

>> No.23594268

>>23594160
So it's like rule 63 ugly bastard shit?

>> No.23594283
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23594283

>>23593828
this is the only sign of fertility that matters

>> No.23594288

>>23594268
No, you are being retarded now
The joke is that old women are thirsty, submissive and clumsy, believe that their sexuality and prime is gone, and you prove em wrong

>> No.23594306

>>23594239
Based and puppypilled!

>> No.23594351

>>23594245
Her vagina, generally.

>> No.23594366
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23594366

Had a dream I was getting a blowjob from a dormouse, but unfortunately, it kept getting interrupted walking in. She had a nice tongue though

>> No.23594378

>>23594288
Also they have huge breasts and hips

>> No.23594399

>>23594378
That too, huge ass even, but they can also be flat, there is a cake waiting for everyone in their favorite flavor

>> No.23594408

>>23594288
Really, because that's the vibe I get from old women - rule 63 ugly bastards, who are just as disgusting in both form and personality.

>> No.23594418

>>23594408
Stop thinking about IRL, they are all hot, not your cuck shit
Retard

>> No.23594438

>>23594418
They aren't even hot in anime.

>> No.23594452

>>23594399
Flat chest and big ass is better on lolis full of both cute vitality and lewd vitality.

>> No.23594455
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23594455

>>23594438
This is the (You), literally braindead

>> No.23594461

>>23594455
Stop feeding him.

>> No.23594478

>>23594239
i thought this was going to be a bait and switch but am pleasantly surprised instead

>> No.23594485

>>23594268
>monster girl browsing a hentai site
>cute boy on a doujin cover gets her attention
>likes the beginning, the boy is so adorable
>horny old hag appears
>old with saggy tits, probably reeks of naphthalene
>disgusting rape scene
>monster reading it is fucking furious, still schlicks to this bullshit through tears

>> No.23594488

>>23594239
Nice dog anon!

>> No.23594543

What's the best way to get instant loss'd by a monstergirl?

>> No.23594564

>>23594239
Good stuff anon, I thought it would be a KDF one.

>> No.23594572

>>23594485
I remember there was a doujin like that, shota gets forcefully married and raped by an old ugly hag. After some time she gets pregnant and gives birth, shota considers killing baby but then takes it with him and runs off

>> No.23594573

>>23594366
Kinda poetic.

>> No.23594595

>>23594543

peanut butter on the balls probably

>> No.23594622

>>23594485
>>monster girl browsing a hentai site
>cute boy on a doujin cover gets her attention
>likes the beginning, the boy is so adorable and has a cute childhood friend romance thing going
>horny old hag appears as his transfer teacher
>She gives him detention
>Proceeds to use her adult charms and sexual knowledge to completely win him over while fucking him silly
>Next day, childhood friend comes to the teacher's lounge looking for him while holding a letter
>She tells her that he suddenly began to smell weird, abd that he's spending less time with her
>Teacher assuages her fears and tells her to go home
>He's hiding under the table lapping at her cunt during all this

>> No.23594652

>>23594455
It's not just the body. The personality is also repugnant.

>>23594461
>implying I'm trolling

>> No.23594657
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23594657

https://files.catbox.moe/z2bnbb.jpg lewd commission for my wight wife. The position is actually legit, and amused me enough to get a commission for it.

>> No.23594670

>>23594657
That's fucking lewd nice

>> No.23594680

>>23594657
It's well suited for lamia as well.

>> No.23594694

>>23594485
>>23594622
How would you react if you caught your wife masturbating to a reverse ntr doujin like this?

>> No.23594712

>>23594543
manticore tail

>> No.23594755 [SPOILER] 
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>>23593659
Does this look evil to you?

>> No.23594784
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23594784

Pay tribute to the alpha wolf.

>> No.23594787
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23594787

>>23594755
Yes

>> No.23594802
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23594802

>>23594784
Charisma Break

>> No.23594811

>>23594784
How?

>> No.23594815

>>23594694
Concern for my wife and worry if I'm a bad husband because I didn't notice earlier my wife has issues like this.

>> No.23594819

>>23594755
Lemme check my list of evil foxes.
Yep, Tamamo-no-mae (MGQ), right here under "Evil"

Better than Shikimamo (MGQ:P), under "Super Evil"

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23594821

>>23594573
It was really nice. Her mouth was exquisite, but every damn time I was about nut, some asswipe just barged in and ruined the fun

>> No.23594827

>>23594755
i wish i could rest in flat fox lap

>> No.23594838

>>23594694
First , I need to manage to picture my waifu masturbating.

>> No.23594845 [SPOILER] 
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>>23594819
>Tamamo-no-mae (MGQ), right here under "Evil"

>> No.23594861

>>23594845
If she stops waving guns in my face, she might be able to join Tamamo-no-mae (Fate), under "Probably Evil"

>> No.23594864

What is the best personality for a loli wife?

>> No.23594868

>>23594864
Calm, sweet, and sleepy

>> No.23594878

>>23594864
Calm, mature, but not overly-motherly like some big-titted thot.

If not that, then arrogant but with good reason.

>> No.23594906

>>23594864
kuu

>> No.23594916

>>23594694
very concerned. i'd get her to go outside more often or talk about what she want's to speak out of her mind. i'm not having sex with anyone in front of her, that shit can go in the trash can and burn in flames. i'll appeal to my waifu's fetish of lolicon femdom rape but not anything crazy and degenerate.

>> No.23594936

>>23594864
If she's weak, either really sweet and quiet, or energetic and cheerful.
If she's powerful, there's only really one good choice: power-bottom mayadere

>> No.23594943

>>23594802
Beast MGs fear the tummy rub.

>> No.23594987

>>23594943
Nah, all MG's fear the tummy rub. The sensation of hubby's hand on their swollen belly's as the child kicks for the first time makes their heart melt.

>> No.23594998

>>23594916
Makes me think about what my waifu would do if she found me masturbating to some degenerate shit. Sometimes I get in a really weird funk, and start binging to fucked up shit. I would imagine she'd blame the both of us—me for not coming to her when I'm horny, and herself for letting something escape her notice, especially something involving me.

The real question, however, would be how she goes about fixing the problem.

>> No.23595030

>>23594998
I'm sure if it isn't too fucked up she would be willing to give it a try.

>> No.23595033

>>23594864
Well behaved and sweet but seductive and mischievous when needed

>> No.23595036
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>>23594943
fierce as she may be once you start rubbing that belly and her legs kick and tail starts wagging ecstatically she's all yours
that is, for her hubby only, and for not too long at a time, you can only quell the beastly instinct to dominate and prey on you for so long

>> No.23595067

>>23594936
>power-bottom mayadere
How does that work?

>> No.23595073

angry gremlin nerd

>> No.23595079

>>23594864
Mischievous but mature at times, acting her age only when it suits her. Though that's pretty much expected from a lolibaba

>> No.23595080

>>23595073
angry at what?

>> No.23595084

>>23595080
shitty old-school video games

>> No.23595085
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23595085

>>23594845

>> No.23595088

>>23594943
Feline MGs are also weak to chin scritches.

>> No.23595093

>>23595073
She's gonna take you back to the past to make you ram your dick up her ass

>> No.23595096

>>23595084
like?

>> No.23595097

>>23594864
Kuudere

>> No.23595103
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>>23593314
>Smugness, mind control, the fact that they still have the life draining ability they had back when succs killed men even if they don't use it, they're the monstergirl version of "Staceys", there are more interesting species to choose, they literally own your soul when partnered with you and I don't care how KC suger coats this I can only see bad things coming from that in the next life.

1. Succubi are about as varied as humans when it comes to personality, so smugness is far from inherent.
2. They don't really mind control you, that's not what charm spells are.
3. Most monsters still have the power to kill the way they used to.
4. Where did you get the idea that selling your soul is part of being with a MGE succubus?

>> No.23595117

>>23595096
santa jetpack and dink smallwood

>> No.23595119
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>>23584939

>> No.23595122

>>23595030
Sometimes I get into some really weird stuff. Once she finds me stretched out on bed with my dick in my hand, and a sorry look on my face, she'll probably be able to assess things quickly.

She has...ways... for me to indulge in such things, but I can only hope she'll twist it in such a way to suppress my self-destructive or otherwise negative tendencies. The last thing she wants is turn me into a broken man.

>> No.23595131

>>23595067
Mayadere is a narrative trope, while powerbottom is a role.

The two are completely unrelated.

>> No.23595140

>>23595096
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

>> No.23595151

>>23594657
she putting a ghost dick in his butthole or what

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>>23595119

>> No.23595155
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>> No.23595163

>>23595155
O what large horns you have

>> No.23595186
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23595186

A lot of MGE girls owe a majority of their art to a few fans commissioning pics of their waifus, but what interests me are the MGE races that don't seem to have any dedicated people like that and still ended up with a lot of art. Ushi-oni seems to be one big example (with extra irony in that for a long time the so-called "rape train" had almost no lewd fan art, despite having a lot of other art).

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>>23595155
EMG did Goats perfectly.

>> No.23595207

>>23594657
I can't figure this one out
are you just hotdogging her thighs or something
my sense of anatomy is pretty sure there's no angle of insertion, there
at least not without some serious dick-bending

>> No.23595229

>>23595189
Design maybe, but that whole arc ended with no actual likable new characters as any depth to them was done away with via a "let's just have have none of them except one satyr even bother to say goodbye since all they really cared about was sex."

>> No.23595232

>>23595207
>serious dick-bending

>> No.23595248

>>23595232
As opposed to the humorous kind, I suppose

>> No.23595250

>>23595186
If I can recall correctly many years backwards, Wight had a relatively large amount of art before any waifufag made a lot commisions.

>> No.23595328

>>23595131
Wrong! Don't you get it? It was her evil plan all along! She wanted you to think you had won, but you were just playing into her hands the whole time! She was never a sub! It was all a ruse to force you into marriage and now that you're trapped under the threat of becoming little more than a child support money funnel she's going to turn you into a bodysuit-wearing, piss-drinking, floor-tanking gimp! Get out while you can anon! Before its too late!

>> No.23595422

>>23595328
Next frame is her being an ordinary housewife.

>> No.23595437

>>23595229
>Thinking EMG is any more than a comedy
It's your own fault

>> No.23595438

Imagine getting spooked by an umbrella. How preposterous.

>> No.23595444

>>23595438
Wrong thread, buddy

>> No.23595466
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23595466

Moth

>> No.23595496

>>23595466
>"You're the light of my life, anon."
>She says as she repeatedly smacks her head against your body.

>> No.23595500

>>23593579
Ok Freud

>> No.23595517
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23595517

>>23595466
i do enjoy his moth

>> No.23595523

>>23594485
>>23594622
I bet it’s a Unicorn browsing these sites

>> No.23595526

>>23595437
A comedy can have likable characters.

>> No.23595552

>>23595422
>Yes, fool, work for eight hours and wag your tail when I've done naught but prepare you a small portion of your own work as a reward!
>'Dinner, bath or wa-ta-shi?' Of course you'd choose me for dinner in the bath, you do every time! Then I'll shake my butt at you, moan a bit, and you'll wash me like the finest bath slave!
>When the first of my new legion sees us tpgether, yes, I'll tell her what a good husband daddy is. Soon she, too, will understand the beauty of owning a well-groomed man-thing. AHAHAHA!

>> No.23595567

>>23592353
Sharing is caring, anon

>> No.23595584

>>23592353
I admire your private dedication gauntfag.

>> No.23595595

>Diddling your cheshire daughterus.

Pros:
>Mama Cat can give them pointers.
>Three times ass much ass in your face when you wake up.
>Shitposting on mongolian basket weaving forums is now considered a family outing.
>Spanking becomes a reward for good little girls.
>Never have to pay for plane tickets again*
>Become a crazy old cat man.
>Pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Cons:
>So many puns. Oh god so many puns. All of them about your dick.
>Have to share one bed.
>When your daughters give birth shit will start getting weird...er.
>Fur-niture.
>ha ha get it daddy?
>Get it? Fur-niture.
>The above threex1000.
>Also your entire house will be covered in fur. Hope you don't have allergies.
>Your daughterus will use 9-gag, but unironically.

Conclusion: Too much pussy for any sane man to handle. 4/10 would not recommend.

*Some restrictions may apply.

>> No.23595598
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23595598

Bullying your monster for unironically enjoying and singing Linkin Park

>> No.23595616

>>23595595
Kitty cunny.

>> No.23595639

>>23595598
Nah, I'd leave her alone. So help me, if she decides she's got a problem with me humming Nickelback we're going to have a problem, though.

>> No.23595648

>>23595595
That's why you don't let your daughterus get pregnant, and also brush them for fucks sake.

>> No.23595665

If Bastet exists, then what about Amaterasu?

>> No.23595714
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23595714

Another fun old KC tweet:

>Currently, MGs cannot sire a son so remote areas can have little to no unmarried humans in it. In order for MGs living in those kind of area to find husbands they must leave their home and adventure to other areas or join Demon Lord's army.

>Young MGs (in some cases, loli MGs) finding their suitors in that kind of way is a happy thing in their mother's eyes but in some cases, there are some overly-protective fathers who goes like "No, they are too young for that! My daughters are forever too young for that kind of thing!" and won't allow them to leave their home

>So in case when father is an overly-protective kind there can be CC MG sisters still living in their parent's house

>But as you know, when DL's power surpasses that of Chief Goddess's power, incubus sons will be born and MGs will finally produce sons

>So when that happens, families like the one mentioned earlier will have something like 5 unmarried older sisters and 1 son, and they will all go crazy over their brother. And those kind of family will be not uncommon in MGE world.

What surprise me about the above is that it means that even keeping your daughter sheltered at home is far from a surefire way to have her fall for her father, and also that the father can have enough authority/influence over his monster girl daughter to restrain her husband-hunting instincts even to the point of making her a Christmas Cake (whatever age that is for a long-lived monster girl).

>> No.23595716

>>23595665
sure why not

>> No.23595748

>>23595714
That sounds like most MGs would run away from home in that situlation.

>> No.23595758

>>23595748
Varies on species. Dragons probably get fiercely independent at a young age, for example.

>> No.23595766

>>23595598
One thing, she doesn't know why, doesn't even matter how hard she cries.

>> No.23595777

>>23595748
Or she could just sneak into daddy's bed one early morning and wake him up with his dick down her throat!

>> No.23595877

>>23595748
What the fathers don't know is that the daughters who stay don't stay because they are forced to but because they have a huge fetish for little brothers and want to get in on the action no matter how long they have to wait.

>> No.23595910

thoughts on tongues?

>> No.23595917

>>23592239
Game show Lilim anon reporting in. I love Amy, but am too poor for commissions.

>> No.23595926

>>23595910
Depends what it's attached too, but yes in general

>> No.23595935

>>23595910
Can be improved with pleasure runes.

>> No.23595978
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>>23595910
Yes

>> No.23596054

>>23595598
What if I introduce a Banshee to Nightwish?

>> No.23596064

>>23595777
I don't know how I'd react to that.

>> No.23596071

>>23593510
Is this some kind of meme?

>> No.23596072

>>23595714
hm, i'd get some anon to take my daughterus. more time to spend on fucking my fourteen different wives.

>> No.23596080
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Wendi-chan struggling through HomeEc class, she can't cook very well but she can smoke some mean meats

>> No.23596091

Its all fun and games till you start addng fel-magics to wurms.

>>23596054
She starts trying to practice it.
I bet the Valks and Selkies know all about them though.

>> No.23596096

>>23596080
That's alright, Wendi-chan's boyfriend is a wizard with the grill! How do you think he got into Wendidad's good books?

>> No.23596128

>>23596091
A chuuni Selkie who likes Nightwish and plays up a gothic persona when in her suit sounds cute.
Also, which mamono would most likely enjoy Sunn O)))?

>> No.23596138

>>23596128
Dark matter
"mmm, reminds me of home"

>> No.23596141
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>>23595910
absolutely

>> No.23596166
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>>23595910
Long and forked

>> No.23596168

>>23595714
But I thought i remembered him saying a overprotective father is liable to make his daughter romantic interested in him? wouldn’t it be possible that a situation like this would have the daughter make a move on Their father before him and the mother even have a son?

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>>23596141
>>23596166

>> No.23596175

>>23596168
Multiple scenarios can exist, yes.

>> No.23596179

>>23596080
>Home Economics at Winterstown middle school
>Yeti-Chan’s aunt is the teacher
>time to learn how to cook
>to help assess where the kids are in their cooking skills Ms. Yeti let’s the kids make a meal that they know how to make
>Yeti-Chan makes a simple potato and cheese soup
>Yuki-Chan tried to make curry like how her mom makes it but got scared at the flames and now the foods entirely frozen
>Wendi-Chan leaves the classroom for the assignment only to come back dragging an Elk with a hole in it

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>>23596170
Wrong body

>> No.23596188

>>23595422
An evil housewife!

>> No.23596199

>>23596180
I don't understand why veils compel me so.

>> No.23596210

>>23596188
>ancient evil still wants to act evil but her husband won’t let her so she has to terrorize her home instead
>”Ahahahaha! I have you right where I want you!”
>she’s talking to the pile of dust she swept into the corner of the kitchen

>> No.23596211

>>23596199
It’s like lingerie for the face

>> No.23596294

I know incest is horrible, but all these posts about daughterus have lead to unsavory thoughts.

>> No.23596314
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>>23596210
>Ancient evil uses her power and magic to put on shows where she get to beat the hero's party and "rape" the hero (her husband)

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>>23596314
>hero introduced with subtitle
>"Anon (Hero) (Demon Lord's Husband)"

>> No.23596385

>>23596179
>Wendi-Chan leaves the classroom for the assignment only to come back dragging an Elk with a hole in it
>"Oh uh, v-very good Wendi-chan but this exercise was about cooking, Ms. White Horn teaches hunting class during 6th period"
>"That's ok Wendi! Here, have some of my soup to warm up, you got snow all over your coat!"
>Wendi-chan gets an A for effort, B- on cooking for the day

>> No.23596472
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23596472

best moth

>> No.23596491
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>>23596472
I still like this one.

>> No.23596538

>>23596491
>Not even Mashiro
>A literally who
>>23596472
Yes, very much so.
Those damn hands, and how they look like black gloves, just aren't fair.

>> No.23596561

If I put headphones on a slime and have her listen to eldritch whispering, will she turn into a shog?

>> No.23596564

>>23596314
would raping the hero mean taking him to her bed and do unspeakable and delicious horrors to him in the dark of night while his party worries for him because they don't know where he's at?

>> No.23596574

>>23596561
she'll turn into a hellhound-shog

>> No.23596588

>>23596574
Where did the hellhound part come from? Do slimes evolve into hellhounds?

>> No.23596620

>>23596588
anything can evolve into a hellhound.
hellhound-lamia
hellhound-black harpy
hellhound-bicorn
hellhound-shoggoth
hellhound-mershark
hellhound-arachne
hellhound-umi osho
hellhound-manticore
hellhound-ushi-oni
hellhound-baphomet
hellhound-lilem

>> No.23596639

>>23596561
Would shog headphones get jealous if her master tried playing music through her with a female singer? Would she sometimes try replacing the lyrics with her own amateur singing and hope her master likes it better?

>> No.23596650
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So if Automatons have children would they go to school?

>> No.23596660

>>23596639
Like what? Turning the knobs on a shog radio and seeing what she comes up with?

>> No.23596683

>>23596650
Yeah, my waifu calls me a louse because of R. Dorothy
Yeah, my waifu shows shades of her when she's calm.

What of it?

>> No.23596701

>>23592855
Hey man I just gotta say thanks, you're doing a great service. Wight-chan a best.

>> No.23596722

>>23596620
What about magic material monsters? Do I need to look out for hellhound-swords? What about plants? Will I find a jar of hellhound-pickles at the tanuki general store?

>> No.23596733

>>23593602
Same.

>> No.23596763

>>23596660
Yeah, stuff like that. I find the concept of shog improv really cute, like she only expected to make pots and pans and stuff like that, but she'll do her best at singing or doing radio programs or anything else if that's what her master needs. The idea of her naturally being very good at eldritch humming/flute music but being absolutely horrible pop singers worthy of Meido Night at the karaoke bar is cute too.

>> No.23596768

>>23594141
>the state of modern mgt
wew laddie. I'll fix his suggestion, lurk /a/ specifically.

>> No.23596778

>>23596768
what a cruel labor.

>> No.23596781

>>23596620
hellhound high orc

hellhound high orc

>> No.23596803

>>23596620
>>23596781
Let's not go to hell, 'tis a silly place.

>> No.23596816

>>23595207
It's just the amazon position but a little more relaxed I guess? Looks like she's kind of let the posture collapse.

There would be dick bending but not that much and no insertion as it'd already be in there. You'd need a porn-sized dick tho.

>> No.23596831
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>>23596491
that moth is alright but can she be a battlemoth?

>> No.23596853

>>23593973
Fine, I'll spoonfeed you, you disgusting whelp.

An ojou or ojou-sama, as they would insist on being called, is an upper class woman known for their nasty personalities and rampant narcissism.

They can be recognised by their chinadress, use of a folding fan, and a tendency to go Ohohohohoho when they laugh—while putting their hand beside their cheek, palm outwards. Outrageous drillhairs are also common.

Libido varies, but they probably want to top no matter what. While difficult, a charisma break is possible, and can lead into an instant loss if you take the initiative.

The ojou-sama is never best girl, and much like childhood friend will ultimately lose if they pursue the MC. That said, they are, if anything, a mayadere if they decide to pursue the MC at all.

>> No.23596862

>>23595748
It literally says it's not uncommon for MG daughterus to remain in the household, single. Maybe some MG's would run away.

Really kind of btfo's the anti-protective dad types.

What you get really, for thinking KC would pick a definitive side in something that isn't NTR

>> No.23596868

>>23596831
I want to see Juniper with four swords. My waifu wants to see Juniper with four swords.

>> No.23596873

>>23595910
They're best long.

>> No.23596891

>>23596781
I would rather have a high orc and hellhound bigamy than having a hybrid. Putting the two in one package just sounds like a mess, with the submissive nature of a married H'Orc competing with Hellhound's mere resistance.

>> No.23596895

>>23596831
monsters with bug parts makes me super paranoid for their safety due to increased body profile

>> No.23596905

>>23596763
>Phone is shog
>Internet is shog
>News is shog
>World is shog
>That asteroid set to pass close by is also shog
>Reality is shog being interpreted to you through shog

>> No.23596909 [DELETED] 

>>23596891
So you're saying you would have them want separate, but loved equally?

>> No.23596911

>>23596722
yes, the sword will rape you, the plant will rape you
hell even the jar will vacuum your cock into it and the pickles will rub and wash your cock until you cum. those damn nookies

>> No.23596920

>>23596905
even when i orgasm, i'll shog?

>> No.23596949

>>23596920
No. Orgasm is the love of shog. Orgasm is proof and shog love, love of shog is the only verifiable reality.

>> No.23596964

>>23596911
>the jar will vacuum your cock into it and the pickles will rub and wash your cock until you cum
That's scary! I thought the hellhound-pickles were just the spicy variant of kobold-pickles!

>> No.23596985

>Gremlin waifu played Sekiro
>now she keeps pestering my Ochimusha waifu to let her attach gadgets to her skeleton arm

What do?

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>>23596620
i want to be beaten and raped like a dirty useless bitch for pleasure in a dark cave with nothing to look forward to but the smell of goblin pussy musk and sweat from all that raping and furious masturbating.
i want to be a gang of goblin's sexual relief and mere object of sex to them. i want to be the only guy there because they can't get any boys for the life of them. i want to be taken by undeserving ugly horrible raping goblin girls that will selfishly get pregnant and horde my cum like a bunch of freaks.
i want a goblin's first thing on her mind when she looks at me is raping me and living in a fantasy world where she's fucking me. i want a goblin to use me only for sex and free love and nothing else.
i want a bunch of goblins to have me as their only sex life. i want to spoil myself for possibly hundreds of worthless common dirty goblin pussy and i want to ruin myself with them. I really want to be retarded off of goblin pussy and be beaten and raped forever by goblins.
if there's a horny single goblin nearby, i'm already her slutty whore of a ruined and corrupted husband and she can have me for free because i'm garbage and a play thing for goblins.

>> No.23597017

>>23596949
so if i orgasm, i'm already making love to her by seemingly not touching her?

>> No.23597018
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>make fun of shog and tease her by using plastic plates
>she shoves a tentacles up your ass and makes you prostate orgasm to punish you that night
>start using non shoggoth furniture intentionally to get punished and have your ass pummelled by her every night
>she catches on and moves on to more extreme measures
>force feeds you slime without consent or any dinnerware
>starts rubbing your junk off while you eat

>> No.23597025

>>23596985
Well, go up and help her, of course! Hesitation is defeat, after all.

>> No.23597026

>>23597004
wait why did i reply to hellhound fag.
oh wait, goblin-hellhound.

>> No.23597033

>>23597004
I like the hobgoblin dynamic in a tribe.

>> No.23597111

>>23597018
i mean that's cool and all but don't try to ruin shog for everybody

>> No.23597124

>>23597111
Well I like the idea of a forceful maid figured it'd be well received here

>> No.23597132

>>23597124
Getting railed up the ass is not approved here.

>> No.23597134

>>23597111
Don't react to him. He gets upset whenever people discuss shogs in a way that upsets him. An easy way to see this reaction is to talk about them acting in any way other than their profile, bringing up shogs when kikis are mentioned (because why would maids have anything to do with maids?), etc.

>> No.23597140

>>23597017
If shog is in heart and mind, yes.

>> No.23597155

What does your waifu smell like?

>> No.23597175

>>23597155
water

>> No.23597179

>>23597155
Lavender and love juices.

>> No.23597185

>>23597155
love and puppi cunni

>> No.23597204

>>23597155
Death magic seems to be corrupting, and I imagine if you spend long enough with her you'll be half a foot into undeath, just lacking the ritual to complete it.

Given that bacteria doing bacteria things is what gives off the smell and bacteria doesn't have the components to incubize she probably smells like nothing because everything that would make her smell is dead.

Hmm, I bet her mana translates into a pleasant yet indescribable smell.

>> No.23597225

>>23597132
It is for Alps

>> No.23597241

>>23597155
>H'Orc
Imagine the words "fuck me" as a smell. Other than that, a mix earthy and floral scents.

>> No.23597251

>>23597241
*of

>> No.23597377

Does a Vampires breath smell of blood?
That be kind of gross when you try to kiss her.

>> No.23597386

>>23596385
>Ms. White Horn teaches hunting class during 6th period
She may be an excellent hunter, but she still hasn’t been able to properly hunt a man after 36 years!

>> No.23597402

>>23597377
Yes, but they always keep a tin of demon realm breathmints nearby, so it's not that bad.

>> No.23597467

>>23597377
Depends on how recently she fed on you.

>> No.23597491

>>23597155
Depends on her mood. Hints of cinnamon and citrus on good days; when she's mad, ozone and the suggestion of ash

>> No.23597550

What monster girl would fit best in a kill-la-kill cosplay?
I was thinking lizardgirl or salamander for Ryuuko and a lilim for Satsuki.

>> No.23597586

>>23597550
Vampire

>> No.23597653

>>23597155
What do the undead smell like?
Wights probably wear a 20 perfumes so you'd have to get a lich for that "Natural" scent.

>> No.23597713

>>23597653
They smell like dead and rotting. Even slimes are better.

>> No.23597723

>>23597653
Liches would dabble in various musks and aphrodisiac perfumes. You want natural try maybe a banshee, ochi or zombie.

>> No.23597744
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Mechamudake

>> No.23597751

>>23597653
read>>23597204

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Sleepy dog!

>> No.23597852

>>23597111
Don't know what you're talking about, my dick could not get more erect.

>> No.23597857

>>23597155
Body odor (pleasant), flowers and skunk

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>>23597857
The skunk is also floral

>> No.23597889
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23597889

What's the local game store like?

>> No.23597927

>>23597846
She's cute!

>> No.23598039

>>23597927
Those beastly killer fangs are not cute

>> No.23598049

>>23598039
Incorrect, they are very cute.

>> No.23598057

>>23598039
Fangs can be cute too.

>> No.23598209

Just finished the Fallen Brides 2 game.

Really didn't expect that ending but I really liked it because doppelgangers are my favorite MG so it was cool seeing one used like this.

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>>23598209
Good to hear. The game's really good, it sold me on Dark Demon Realms.

>> No.23598260

>>23598248
Why were you not sold before?

>> No.23598264

>>23597872
We get it, you and your waifu are degenerate stoners.

>> No.23598271

>>23598264
duuuude. lmao

>> No.23598276

>>23597744
interesting concept I wonder how it would feel to be coiled by her

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>>23598209
ACTUAL SPOILERS I GUESS
I love the fact that her name in the profile translates to double wife
Meaning al got a wife and his second wife:even more wife!

>> No.23598314

>>23598260
I dunno, a land of eternal night with a crimson moon felt a bit too depressing for me. I didn't quite think that colours could look normal with a red light source.

>The layer of high density demonic energy in the atmosphere of the demon realm blocks out sunlight and causes it to be dark during the day, and at night, the moon seen through this layer of energy appears crimson and illuminates the demon realm. The demonic energy in the air has the property of glowing when illuminated by the crimson moon, and at night, surreal demonic light like that of a bright firefly hangs in the air.

>> No.23598334

>>23589547
but what do MGs think chads are?

>> No.23598344

what makes a monster good? Is it being a retelling of a myth? Is it having a well composed theme? Is it having a consistent design?

>> No.23598360

>>23598344
The idea of a being accepting me for who I am and loving me fully. An exemplary of the idea that the monster is on the outside.

>> No.23598363

>>23598344
It's making muh dick hard

>> No.23598406

>>23598344
It's because they can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>> No.23598411

>>23598344
>>23598360
>>23598363
These.

>> No.23598419

>>23598314
Nigga the colour of the moon/sun has nothing to do with the colour of the light. The sun and moon were bright red in the height of the bushfires but the world wasn't covered in red.

And it clearly states a decent degree of bio-luminescence and floaty little fireflies that sounds quite light and pretty.

Though I want a dark undead realm of eternal night with bright pale moon and blue and green fires as light sources

>> No.23598454

>>23598419
That's fair enough, my imagination ran a bit wild.
And that dark undead realm sounds lovely. It'd be about four miles out from Mordheim, bordering the Darkroot Garden, yeah?

>> No.23598468
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In the land of the dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
And you can't take that from me!

>> No.23598492

>>23598454
Yeah, just east of Yharnam. Jokes aside mine consists of a large capital city and two smaller towns, one coastal and one surrounded by farmland and other agricultural areas.

>> No.23598501

>>23598492
What do the dead farm?

>> No.23598514

>>23598406
bullshit I know monsters are strong but they arent that strong

>> No.23598516

>>23598468
Big Fat Wisp Tats

>> No.23598541

>>23598501
A whole lot of things but not in great quantity. There's some grain overseen by spirits and undead dryads, a small bit of dairy due to undead holstaur, pastures for literal and less literal livestock, orchards for exotic fruits etc. The realm is a beacon for undead and the agricultural town is really just for girls who aren't as comfortable acclimating to coastal/city life.

Though it does, a little, the place's goal isn't to generate revenue.

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So tits, i get that
but what about the magic?
I want to see her put on a magic show!

>> No.23598547

>>23598541
I imagine there'd be many pumpkin patches as well.

>> No.23598562

>>23598543
>the dark mages who fell as witches due to their own desire are generally hedonistic and self-centered, and their spells are used for the sake of personal pleasure.

You won't be shown much of anything, just mercilessly ensorcelled and swept away into her abode.

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>tfw no helpful fox.

>> No.23598591

>>23598547
>>23598547
They're less a crop as they are a fixture for mischievous spirits to inhabit pumpkin effigies to frolic around scarecrow golems set to patrol the meadows and paddocks by undead mages.

They're actually quite fierce, as they have to defend themselves from the errant undead harpy flying by and getting insulted.

The pumpkins that haven't been carved into a home are indeed grown, sold and eaten though. They say undead pumpkin is to die for.

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>>23598591
>to die for

>> No.23598604

>>23598599
Charon's probably got extra work set out for her. Hope her pun game's strong.

>> No.23598618

>>23598599
best girl would pay her obol

>> No.23598625

>>23598599
If I die to Covid-19, I'm going to try my best to out-pun Charon.

>> No.23598632

Can't I just be shipped to the undead kingdoms so I can get out of this damn quarantine?

>> No.23598635

>>23598599
And if I die due to it I'm gonna do my best to wrap Charon's braid around my cock before cumming on her face.

>> No.23598650

Werebats need extra loving after all this is over

>> No.23598654

>>23598543
>wanting a magic show from a shotacon

>> No.23598659

>>23598654
>Shotacon dark mage
>"Hey kid, you want to see a magic trick? just come with me to the back of my wagon..."

>> No.23598662

>>23598654
I mean she might want to appeal to dudes who want to learn magic in order to get a familliar

>> No.23598669

>>23598659
>She actually shows him some cool card tricks to impress his friends.

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>>23598604
>>23598618
>>23598625
>>23598635
Please continue to practice social distancing and do not touch the ferrywoman

>> No.23598729

>>23598698
I'm gonna touch her deep inside and all over her body.

>> No.23598732

>>23598698
No way, as soon as we reach the other side of the river styx, I'm asking her out on a date!

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>>23598732
>die
>ask Charon out
>she tells you that you're late for a very important date
Get it? Late? Gehehehe...

>> No.23598773

>>23598747
She can hide behind a facade of puns and bad jokes as much as she likes, I'll break through and win her heart!

>> No.23598781

Undead girls are made for living boys

>> No.23598804

>>23598419
>the colour of the moon/sun has nothing to do with the colour of the light
Don't listen to this retard. The color of the light source will actively determine and change perceived colors. Its as easy as googling "color under red light".

>> No.23598824

>>23598625
How sickening.

>> No.23598827

>>23598781
Visiting the Undead Kingdom would have almost every Undead girl in the city hitting on you, trying to get some of that 'warm'.

>> No.23598829

>>23598804
The atmosphere of a particular region has absolutely fuck for bearing on other celestial bodies you moron.

>> No.23598844
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23598844

>>23598824
Sneeze-lousie, your joke's are bad.

>> No.23598852

>>23598844
You don't know what you're talking about, these puns are going to be a viral hit.

>> No.23598853

>>23598844
>Charon has joined your party!

>> No.23598875

>>23598827
That sounds absolutely amazing.

>> No.23598881

>>23598852
So long as you don't make any antiseptic remarks, oi vey

>> No.23598891

>>23598881
I'm pretty sure he nose better than that.

>> No.23598893

>>23598827
Oh how horrible I wouldnt know which to give my warmth to first

>> No.23598906
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23598906

>>23598891
I tell ya, I get no respect around here.

>> No.23598908

>>23598875
>>23598893
Why not stop by the local inn? Though their 'red wine' might have a bit more iron in it compared to what you're used to. Also whenever a carriage belonging to the Vampire or Wight aristocracy passes by make sure to kneel to show respect. Finally be careful when traveling through the lower city, as gangs of Undead Mice, Ghouls and desperate Zombies dwell there.

>> No.23598920

>>23598908
I want to disrespect the undead ruling class and side with the plebs!

>> No.23598924

>>23598908
Hey, I'll have you know such obeisance is highly unnecessary, given that outer-realm travel is covert by nature. Also, the girls of the graveslums are sweethearts.

>> No.23598937

>>23598908
I kneel for no one. I'm a free man. My word is my bond and my six-shooters back it up.

>> No.23598940

>>23598924
>the girls of the graveslums are sweethearts.
and their coffins are cozy even if it's a bit cramped in the Potter's field

>> No.23598945

>>23598908
Can I go into the lower city and have a sign with "free hugs" on it so attract a zombie hoard? Or do I actually have to say free hugs since they might not be able to read?

>> No.23598953

>>23598908
I'd love to try their pomegranates and believe me I'd have more than 6 seeds

>> No.23598959

>>23598940
It's optimised. They're considerate little cuties, the smaller the space the easier it is to heat up.
>>23598945
The zombie translation for "free hugs" is to stand still out in the open with your arms out.

>> No.23599008

>>23598945
They have a name for living men who go into the Undead Kingdom and do just that.

Graveslut

>> No.23599013

>>23599008
Or like they said in Halo 2
>This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it

>> No.23599015

>>23599013
Now that's lewd.

>> No.23599048

>>23598908
>Finally be careful when traveling through the lower city, as gangs of Undead Mice, Ghouls and desperate Zombies dwell there.
I volunteer to work as a constable in that district.

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