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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:08:32 2020 No.23599077 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:11:08 2020 No.23599090 File: 1.45 MB, 1050x1059, 1534774613751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599077 A ghastly sound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:13:09 2020 No.23599103 >>23599090 she looks very cute nice parasol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:13:32 2020 No.23599107 >>23598945 That's how you attract undead Yetis

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:14:37 2020 No.23599109 File: 2.94 MB, 1759x2048, 1588057313151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about bats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:15:30 2020 No.23599115 >>23599107 Even better!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:16:23 2020 No.23599120 >>23599090 Aah! A cutie!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:17:27 2020 No.23599127 >>23599109 Cute flying doggos that don't deserve to be boiled alive and eaten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:19:01 2020 No.23599133 File: 146 KB, 1200x1500, 1476776947306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599109 Brushes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:19:26 2020 No.23599136 What kind of food would you even eat in the undead lands, besides pomegranates that is

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:19:31 2020 No.23599138 >>23599090 A stroll through the city streets perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:20:36 2020 No.23599144 >>23599109 Vampire bats will share blood via vomiting to their family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:21:39 2020 No.23599151 >>23599136 Pumpkin pie Various mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:21:42 2020 No.23599152 >>23599136 A lot of Undead produce is grown in soil with lots of blood and bone. Plants grow surprisingly well, if you're fine with them drawing on ancient remains to grow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:30:25 2020 No.23599214 File: 345 KB, 500x750, 1545048328005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Babe! It's 4pm, time for your cock pumping!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:35:55 2020 No.23599247 >>23599214 But my balls still hurt from last time!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:37:29 2020 No.23599259 >>23599152 >ghost harvesting apples from a tree that grew from the seed in her dead body

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:37:35 2020 No.23599261 File: 51 KB, 266x640, tastes like old dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do monstergirls like the taste of Old Dick™ candy bars?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:37:41 2020 No.23599262 >>23599247 If you can still feel them then you haven't had enough!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:45:21 2020 No.23599302

>>23599115
>slow moving undead Yetis
>paws are cold to the touch
>in their past life they had all of the warmth they could ever need, now they're on the cold, undead streets begging for that feeling to come back
>most Yetis end up here when they can't find a man to save in the northern mountains
>they lose all hope among the Ice Queen's wind and snow and let the blizzard overtake them, knowing they'll never have someone to hug close
>snow Liches bundle up warm and recover Yetis from the mountains so they can start a new, undead life
>Liches can even make patchwork body pillows for the newly undead Yetis to give them something to hug as they adjust to their cold bodies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:51:10 2020 No.23599330 >>23599302 Gonna need to hug them all at once

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:51:38 2020 No.23599333 >>23599136 Simple but hot soups are a favoured treat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:52:00 2020 No.23599337 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1447208489742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599302 That's a really cruel death to die. I'd go out into that street wearing a free hugs placard and my arms spread wide open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:53:27 2020 No.23599347 >>23599136 >pomegranates I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:54:05 2020 No.23599355 >>23599337 >Big muscly anon spends all day training to turn his body into an engine that sizzles in the cool night air >spends his evenings standing in the square half naked with his arms outstretched

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:57:06 2020 No.23599379 File: 407 KB, 1165x1178, aaacascas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's my rata wife to call out to me, and make me go to bed at a decent time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:58:38 2020 No.23599394 >>23599347 >I don't get it In Ancient Greek mythology, the pomegranate was known as the "fruit of the dead",

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:02:00 2020 No.23599411 >>23599379 Too busy spreading fake news about how mofu cures covid-19.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:04:34 2020 No.23599431 sexy raping featuring your favorite evil monsters!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:10:48 2020 No.23599485 >>23599394 Pomegranates are the best fruit and undead are the best girl I'm glad my tastes are so in tune

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:15:52 2020 No.23599512 File: 43 KB, 292x343, no escape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599330 You can't handle that many undead Yetis! They're going to cling to you and never let go

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:25:46 2020 No.23599579 >>23599411 >disclaimer in tiny font at the bottom of the page >"This article was sponsored by the Undead Fluff Organization"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:02:06 2020 No.23599778 >>23599136 Listen, if I'm in the MGE world, and I have a mamono wife, I'm not likely to consume much of anything that isn't her saliva or her "nectar". "Food", as I see it, would be outmoded entirely.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:06:28 2020 No.23599805
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>>23599136
I can't think of a better way to let an undead girl know you're not leaving an undead demon realm anytime soon, other than taking a big bite of a pomegranate. To answer your question tho, mebbe ghoul saliva, to temporarily make kisses and oral feel a LOT better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:11:57 2020 No.23599842 File: 381 KB, 1530x876, just talking to the nice boy thats all - papa and mama wendi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599778 Come on, where's the fun in that? It's more loving for a couple to cook each other's favourite foods, after all.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:13:00 2020 No.23599852
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Anons with waifus that don't let you work, how does she make money to support your lifestyles?

>Inb4 she's rich
Don't bother answering if that's all you got. Looking for creative replies here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:14:23 2020 No.23599862 What would MGs think of war flicks like Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, etc?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:14:33 2020 No.23599863 >>23599842 I don't particularly have a favorite food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:15:24 2020 No.23599867 >>23599852 Neck yourself, "She's rich" is a perfectly valid answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:17:16 2020 No.23599882 >>23599852 Couldn't you just set up a mana cage and basically sell batteries?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:18:02 2020 No.23599886 >>23599842 >That boy ain't right

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:18:46 2020 No.23599892

>>23599852
Actually did think about this. My wight has a thriving trade of spiked wine! Most mamono grown products are too strong to be consumed idly for a low buzz of arousal, so making them 0.01 percent of an already fantastic wine is the perfect solution for a couple looking to have a comfy evening slowly descend into kinky fun, instead of skipping right to the fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:20:37 2020 No.23599901 >>23599862 Can I get a basic summary of what they're like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:20:56 2020 No.23599904 >>23599892 Eerily similar to an idea I had about a wight who was the owner in the shadows of an ancient and famous vineyard plying elites all over with overpriced and exceptional wine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:22:57 2020 No.23599914 >>23599862 >implying monsters don't know the horror of war You know I really don't like this idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:26:16 2020 No.23599938 >>23599259 That's kinda morbid

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:26:19 2020 No.23599940 >>23599261 >Tastes like the old man's tool. This either aged poor or was entirely intentional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:27:17 2020 No.23599945 >>23599109 Does anyone have the pic of that really fluffy werebat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:28:15 2020 No.23599947 >>23599914 >Monster fujoshis drawing lewd doujins about nursing injured soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:28:17 2020 No.23599948 File: 140 KB, 1187x860, uYhd3fkp_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599945 This one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:32:15 2020 No.23599980 >>23599947 Ochimusha probabaly schlick themselves to fantasies of defending their lord from waves of horny monsters and evil men, and then making love to him in the middle ofbthe battlefield to show her loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:32:51 2020 No.23599986 >>23599947 I don't think they'd make light of it to be honest, considering they were "Decisive Tang strategic victory" x 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:33:20 2020 No.23599989 >>23599948 Yeah, there were a few others but I really appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:34:41 2020 No.23600001 you wouldn't be desperate enough to be a cuddle prostitute, would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:37:18 2020 No.23600020 >>23600001 I would, and I am

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:37:38 2020 No.23600023 >>23599980 I want a slim, high-Dex Ochimusha who's addicted to writing and masturbating to lewdfics.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:38:42 2020 No.23600026

>>23599109
>>23599127
You should always use protection as bats tend to have about 40% more communicable diseases compared to rodents. They themselves don't get sick that often due to constantly working out, but that means they have to constantly emit waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:39:38 2020 No.23600029 >>23600001 I am and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:39:46 2020 No.23600031 >>23599948 Fluffier!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:41:12 2020 No.23600043 >>23599948 fly fox bats would be cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:43:43 2020 No.23600058 >>23600023 She'd probably yank you close everytime some random lizard harlot with a big sword came walking by. Doesn't she know katanas are far more agile and superior? Dumb lizards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:44:14 2020 No.23600060 >>23600001 I want gothic mamono to pay me to be a shoulder to cry on. Wonder how quickly they'll tell that it turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:47:28 2020 No.23600087 >>23600001 I'd cuddle a jaded cheshire prostitute and no one can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:48:13 2020 No.23600092 >>23599090 >Vampire pretending to be a sickly girl in the sun >you come and help her as she falls down >she then bites you until you pass out from the pleasure You are now her bloodbag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:48:41 2020 No.23600097 >>23600060 >Banshee consoling service You lunatic you'll be rich!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:49:41 2020 No.23600105 >>23600058 >Ochi-chan pulls me close any time she gets nervous or jealous >She notices that her jealousy gets me hard >This flusters her (mostly secretly), and leads her to revise some chapters in the lewdfic she's working on

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:50:40 2020 No.23600113 File: 193 KB, 1000x1000, cute bat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599109 They like peanut butter and jelly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:50:55 2020 No.23600115 >>23600092 Oh no! Now I have to live in a giant castle with servants catering to my every whim!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:50:58 2020 No.23600117 >>23600092 clever girl, never thought a vampire would be so sneaky to get my rare blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:54:47 2020 No.23600146 >>23600115 Get too friendly with a Kiki working there and she'll make sure you know your place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:05:28 2020 No.23600246 >>23600113 Is she a baseball playing bat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:07:11 2020 No.23600264 God I want a big, soft momster to pamper me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:10:31 2020 No.23600297 File: 241 KB, 1200x1500, 1474879448007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599133 Brushy-brushy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:12:45 2020 No.23600317 >>23600146 Devils and Nureonago are better than Kikis and Shogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:15:13 2020 No.23600337 >>23600297 I remember this drawfriend and his cute bat girl. I wonder what ever happened? There was also one who drew really detailed portraits of sheep girls in pencil or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:16:59 2020 No.23600350 >>23599852 we don't need money when my wife is my everything: the house we live in, the food i eat(she doesn't eat anything beyond my spirit energy), etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:17:03 2020 No.23600353 >>23600337 We got a whole bunch of bats and the artist disappeared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:17:31 2020 No.23600355 >>23599901 Gorey war films, filled with violence, sadness, extreme heroism, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:20:01 2020 No.23600375 >>23600001 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:21:25 2020 No.23600389 >>23600355 Liches would be intrigued by the tactics used in those battles. Also the fact that a whole new undead kingdom could easily be founded by the number of people killed there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:22:55 2020 No.23600405 >>23600355 Sounds like something Banshees, Dragons, Echidnas, and the warrior species would enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:30:08 2020 No.23600464 >go to men's only club to hang with some bros >it's all flat-chested, short-haired monsters dressing up in men's clothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:35:55 2020 No.23600496 >>23600405 >Story about heroic men being heroic in the face of war >Salamander is barely holding herself back from just masturbating through the whole movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:36:57 2020 No.23600499 >>23600464 The amount of alps would be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:38:25 2020 No.23600511 >>23600496 Time to marathon Band of Brothers, Platoon and Thin Red Line with her too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:45:44 2020 No.23600569 >>23600464 A reverse trap club? My boner can barely contain itself already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:59:03 2020 No.23600678 >>23600464 I don't know, it must be awkward when your "bros" are turned on by you and the bar you go to isn't a gay bar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:11:16 2020 No.23600781 >>23600464 >flat-chested, short-haired monsters dressing up in men's clothing women in suits are sexy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:19:59 2020 No.23600849 >>23600405 They might not enjoy all the death though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:21:00 2020 No.23600856 File: 989 KB, 1920x1080, WURM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23600849 It's just a movie, anon. Nobody actually dies. You can close your eyes if it's too scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:21:06 2020 No.23600857 >>23600511 Dont forget Come and See, Das Boot. Waterloo, and others

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:24:01 2020 No.23600876 File: 458 KB, 1400x2000, EEppKEKHi6Y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like Lich-chan's got an experiment you'd be perfect for it's called marriage

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:24:12 2020 No.23600879

>>23600856
But some of them are about things that actually happened
I was watching Band of brothers with my father (Vietnam war vet) when I was a kid, and I'll never forget the memories he started recalling when we saw the operation market garden parachuting scene

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:24:13 2020 No.23600880 File: 439 KB, 800x1132, 1450988931848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23600857 And most importantly the 2010 Three Kingdoms series!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:25:37 2020 No.23600888 >>23600879 And my dad tells me about the stuff he saw as a peacekeeper in Sarajevo but come on, it's just a movie.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:26:42 2020 No.23600898

>>23600678
>go to local bar I've never been to
>the moment I go inside everyone gets quiet
>then suddenly every single patron jumps to my side
>one wants me to teach them how to play pool
>one wants to play darts (in a clearly never-used board)
>everyone is drinking daiquiris for some reason
>they insist on becoming my bros
Hey pretty cool place, I think I'll be back!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:28:18 2020 No.23600907

>>23600464
>"What are you talking about? Of course I'm a guy! Can't you see my flat chest and short hair? And I LOVE to uhh... stick my PENIS in things!"
>tell her that her tail is showing
>she turns to check
>realizes you played her, just punches you in the stomach, flips you onto her shoulder and flees into the night

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:31:33 2020 No.23600932 >>23600876 Is it voluntary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:33:56 2020 No.23600953 >>23600464 Best way to tease - and check for - reverse traps is to start talking about what kind of girls you're into.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:44:22 2020 No.23601026 Had a dream we’re a sphinx cornered me because I was staring at her

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:46:41 2020 No.23601044
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>>23600953
>"So, bro, what kinda uh... gals do ya like?"
>You tell your "bro" about how you like short haired, athletic bodied, sporty girls
>Your "bro" begins nervously shifting around in his chair while avoiding looking at you
>"So, uh, broski, did ya know I-I have a sis? Yeah s-she totally fits your dream gal, I could set you up with her if ya want"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:50:31 2020 No.23601066 >>23601044 I'd tell them I prefer overwhelmingly feminine women with large soft breasts, beautiful long hair, and an hourglass figure.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:51:40 2020 No.23601074
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So King louis XIV of france is the reason for women lying on their back to give birth as he liked to watch his wives for "perverted reasons" (Scholar's words)
Feels like the opposide of that old "watching the demon lord give birth" question

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:56:18 2020 No.23601105 >>23601074 He’s also the reason pepper is the second most ubiquitous seasoning in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:00:26 2020 No.23601129 >>23601074 >Feels like the opposide of that old "watching the demon lord give birth" question Curse me and my /d/ fetishes. I bet my demon wife would tease me a lot about it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:02:12 2020 No.23601146
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Back in 2017, I was gonna buy an overpriced anime figure of another man's waifu
then I looked at commission prices, and saw they were like 1/3 of a decent figure
and so my spiral into addiction began

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:06:50 2020 No.23601190 >>23601074 my wife gets excited and cums when i watch her give birth to twins in front me while the succ doctors force me to watch and jerk off to her upon my wife's request. she's quite a freak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:06:57 2020 No.23601192 >>23601044 Better go meet his sis she sounds perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:08:58 2020 No.23601209 I have an egg-laying fetish. That's part of the reason I love Trumparts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:10:56 2020 No.23601223 >>23601209 Uh, anon? I don't think Trumparts lay eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:11:31 2020 No.23601230 >>23601209 Do they just lay eggs sometimes because of Wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:12:56 2020 No.23601237 Is a lich a bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:13:33 2020 No.23601250 >>23601209 i love it when my rata lays eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:13:55 2020 No.23601251 >>23601237 If she treats you like a disposable lab rat then maybe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:15:20 2020 No.23601264 File: 801 KB, 1350x1875, 80649362_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:16:09 2020 No.23601272 >>23599852 One of them gets military retirement pay for her service in the Demon Lord's army and now runs a bakery. The other refuses to tell me how she gets her money, but it probably has something to do with the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:16:12 2020 No.23601274 File: 944 KB, 1600x1131, EWngPGPU8AAOotc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23601264 yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:16:18 2020 No.23601275 >>23601251 I wish

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:17:11 2020 No.23601286 >>23601264 I want a fox harem, what's the best way of getting one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:19:08 2020 No.23601304 >>23601223 >>23601230 They can, though. Perverted, magical, and known to mess with alteration of biology for fun? At the very least, Diamonds can. Hearts, likely as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:20:20 2020 No.23601312 So whats more important number of tails or total tail length?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:21:07 2020 No.23601320 >>23601312 Overall mofu to body ratio

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:24:36 2020 No.23601347 >>23599302 >instead of feeling warm, an undead yeti's hug will drain your body heat >do it long enough and you'll become an undead incubus It's the same fate as running into a Wight horn I suppose

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:31:23 2020 No.23601398 >>23599852 lifestyle becomes very simple so money won't be needed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:34:26 2020 No.23601424 >>23600932 you'll volunteer after your cock marries her womb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:35:33 2020 No.23601435 I want to literally eat a cow girl.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:38:04 2020 No.23601450

>>23599904
>>23599892
There's gonna be that one special private reserve bottle made from only the most concentrated part of intoxication fruit. One sip would be powerful enough to corrupt men into incubi and women into monstergirls.

Many Wight couples would fight tooth and nail in auction houses to get their hands on one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:38:26 2020 No.23601453 >>23601424 What if I still refuse? Will she just go ahead and marry my dick instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:41:27 2020 No.23601470 >>23600464 >"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the cuck club's two blocks down the street." >"Oh thank you! I'm such a scatterbrain late at night!" >proceed to where I was going to Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:42:06 2020 No.23601474 File: 196 KB, 1024x768, 1467729205771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blind date with an ancient evil!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:43:39 2020 No.23601488 What is the best loli species? Why is it devil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:46:28 2020 No.23601507 >>23601347 >undead Glacies radiate heat >an unbearable amount of heat >a heat that only undead cuddles can cool >once in love, perpetually runny and melty pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:47:41 2020 No.23601516 >>23601474 That armor is pretty spiky, is it safe to hug her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:50:00 2020 No.23601535 >>23601516 On the first date? Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:50:30 2020 No.23601541 >>23601312 Volume of fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:51:32 2020 No.23601550 >>23601474 What do you even do if she falls in love with you and you're kinda lukewarm about her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:51:58 2020 No.23601557 File: 184 KB, 1448x2048, EWsZ0b7UEAAv9IU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smelly wet dog!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:53:01 2020 No.23601565 >>23601535 I was more thinking in general. It's definitely not safe on the first date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:53:50 2020 No.23601574 >>23601550 Call the Cupid hotline, they'll tamper with your free will lickety-spit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:55:03 2020 No.23601583 >>23601488 Alice, with Dormouse as a close second. Loli Mindflayers and Raiju are good, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:55:19 2020 No.23601584 >>23601574 Can I call the Cupid hotline if I want a Cupid gf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:58:12 2020 No.23601601 >>23601488 Young demons and dark mages

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:00:42 2020 No.23601616

>>23601584
>call Cupid hotline
>say I have a really personal problem
>say I'd like to speak to a Cupid in person
>wait for her to get close
>force my tongue down her mouth and my hand down her panties
>force myself onto the Cupid
>use her until I'm exhausted
>enjoy sleepy cuddles from my new wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:00:59 2020 No.23601618 >>23601488 Redcaps are best loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:04:37 2020 No.23601637 >>23601286 going to a fox shrine

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:04:41 2020 No.23601638 >>23601618 >rapecaps Come on anon, you're better than this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:05:39 2020 No.23601644 >>23601453 yes

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Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:06:37 2020 No.23601653

>>23601474
>Friends set up a blind date
>With an ancient evil
>She keeps bragging about the horrible shit she did and explains some of her future plans for world domination
>The guy shuts her down mercilessly each time, all with a bored expression and a deadpan voice
>She threatens to destroy his soul for his impertinence
>"Go ahead. Do it."
And that's how the ancient evil realized just how utterly weak she really was

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:07:01 2020 No.23601657 >>23601574 Cupids are a crutch for spaghetti spilling monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:08:07 2020 No.23601669 >>23601653 >friends setting up a blind date with an ancient evil Those are some pretty based friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:08:28 2020 No.23601672 >>23601653 26 isn't that ancient! She still has a future!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:09:53 2020 No.23601684 >>23601672 >26 Anon it’s not years it’s centuries

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:10:02 2020 No.23601688 >>23601557 Why isn't she steaming?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:10:40 2020 No.23601694 >>23601672 26? More like 260, old hag.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:11:25 2020 No.23601698

>>23599852
It's less that we don't work, and more that we occasionally sell potions she makes to the nearby towns and enchant fairly basic equipment and items that we buy from the market so we can sell them back at a higher price.
It's not really a job, just a thing we sometimes do to make sure we have money when we end up needing it. Plus the inns have good food and drink, and you have to pay for that somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:12:54 2020 No.23601708 >>23599852 I'm not allowed to leave the estate, so I don't actually know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:14:03 2020 No.23601719 File: 275 KB, 858x800, Terrible person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a terrible person and her favorite color is yellow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:14:04 2020 No.23601720 >>23601272 >The other refuses to tell me how she gets her money That seems fishy, anon. Are you sure she isn't selling headpats in an alley somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:15:29 2020 No.23601731 >>23601719 >favorite color is yellow Seriously? Yellow? Is she a psychopath?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:15:29 2020 No.23601732 >>23601638 Only like half the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:16:03 2020 No.23601738 >>23601719 Yellow is my favorite color, too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:16:18 2020 No.23601743 >>23601574 I think I honestly need a cupid seeing how I have real issues "falling in love" with people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:18:52 2020 No.23601766 File: 204 KB, 850x1175, CheshireCat24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23601719 lmao snownigger ape likes the piss color. purple chads rise up

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:18:59 2020 No.23601769

>>23601474
Watching war movies with an ancient evil!
Playing Age of Empires with an ancient evil!
Holding hands with an ancient evil!
Cuddling at night with an ancient evil!
Listening to her ramblings about plans of world domination but being too tired so she'll "do it tomorrow" for the thirtieth time this month!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:20:16 2020 No.23601777 >>23601769 Her strategy of spamming English Longbows is the best in the world!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:24 2020 No.23601786 >>23601474 >do you actually think I'm going to eat you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:37 2020 No.23601789 >>23601769 >>23601777 Would my preference for tower rushing remind her too much of being sealed away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:41 2020 No.23601791 >>23601777 i know the proper counter to it but i purposefully dont use it because i like seeing her smile!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:50 2020 No.23601794 >>23601732 The profile makes it sound like they eventually get stuck in a constant red state. They're trash, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:22:51 2020 No.23601806 >>23601651 i want to fall into this slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:22:53 2020 No.23601807 >>23601791 >not countering her just to see her pout

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:26:04 2020 No.23601836 I want a gentle yandere Order princess Slime Carrier who doesn't know what her sexual feelings are, can't distinguish lust and love, and lets the two have a feedback loop to drive her crazier for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:27:27 2020 No.23601850 >>23601836 >can't distinguish lust and love That's MGE in general. KC said monsters think they are one and the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:27:32 2020 No.23601853 >>23601807 she gets motivated to destroy the world when she's grumpy, and i don't want the world to die. so it is my job as her husband to keep her happy and keep the world safe from her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:29:13 2020 No.23601866 >>23601853 Just direct the anger on something harmless, like cleaning the house or washing dishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:30:30 2020 No.23601878 File: 281 KB, 900x700, Lamia83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23601435 that kind of talk makes me feel metabolically hungry

>>	S/k/eleton Tue Apr 28 13:36:01 2020 No.23601943 File: 138 KB, 1200x630, Hopeless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a mg that could heal Brendan's heart?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:36:49 2020 No.23601948 File: 145 KB, 1024x768, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dating the ancient evil's daughter! Would she get embarrassed when her mother starts talking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:37:01 2020 No.23601949 >>23601943 ignore the name for the love of god

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:37:31 2020 No.23601953 >>23601794 I don't really mind having to powerbomb my wife through our coffee table as foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:38:11 2020 No.23601960 >>23601948 dating an ancient evil or her daughter is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:40:51 2020 No.23601971 >>23601943 No those thots would only ruin it further.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:42:03 2020 No.23601972 File: 60 KB, 600x1192, BonerBreath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23601949 >>23601943 >Skeleton See this? This is (You).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:43:07 2020 No.23601978 >>23601972 Underrated girl. Best undead. Better than the majority of mamono.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:44:54 2020 No.23601992 >>23601972 Rattle me bones, that skeleton is giving me a boner!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:46:26 2020 No.23602004 kiki janitors

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:50:32 2020 No.23602039 >>23601948 >if you break my daughter's heart I'll wipe you off this plane of existence

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:51:29 2020 No.23602047 >>23601972 this is not the fate I wanted

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:52:41 2020 No.23602058 >>23602004 do they do it for free?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:53:34 2020 No.23602070 File: 37 KB, 495x619, images (27).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23602004 And-get this-they do it FOR FREE LMAO

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:54:38 2020 No.23602081
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would any developer/coder/artists be interested in brazenly running off with my idea for a MG based Pixel Dungeon mod/fork/skin and doing literally all of the work to make it happen? thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:58:48 2020 No.23602124 >>23601948 Does the mother send her boyfriend on "quests" to see if he's worthy? >"Mortal, obtain all the forbidden items on this list and give them to me. Only then will I let you 'date' my daughter." >It's just her shopping list for this week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:04:46 2020 No.23602163 >>23602124 i'd decline and date the daughter anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:05:46 2020 No.23602173 >>23602070 >No Frog and Cheshire gf duo who try to out shitpost each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:06:52 2020 No.23602182 >>23602163 >Being bold and evil enough to dupe an ancient evil and escape her wrath by hiding behind her daughter Humans are truly despicable creatures

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:07:12 2020 No.23602185
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What are some skills you have that would be useful with/against monsters? What skills would you like to acquire?

I'd like to be able to shoot silk, clamber, and be immune/resistant to fall damage. I'll be able to catch bad guys and tie up shoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:07:21 2020 No.23602188 >>23602058 >>23602070 They do it for love! Cleaning shitposts and insults to mastah is a noble cause!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:09:20 2020 No.23602207 >>23602185 the blessing of the Order and all of their blessed armaments in order to smite these abominations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:11:03 2020 No.23602224 >>23602182 ain't gonna be no pushover and i already got her daughter's love

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:12:22 2020 No.23602236 >>23602188 """"""""""mastah"""""""""" loves tentacles up his ass lmao hes fuckin alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:12:55 2020 No.23602244 >>23602124 Accepting the quest, but taking her daughter with you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:13:21 2020 No.23602246 >>23602185 The power to make rambling confusing stories and excuses that always result in me being let go, the monster convinced this has all been a big misunderstanding and feeling faintly embarressed for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:19:48 2020 No.23602307 >>23602246 Right-o, mate. >>23602185 Apparently I'm easily confused with the average mannequin. If I ever flee into a department store I will never be found.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:38 2020 No.23602313 >>23602188 >>23602070 >I'm gonna rape your mastah's throat with this tongue and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:21:44 2020 No.23602329 >>23602185 People say I'm efficient at most things I do, and I'm pretty handy with a knife. I'm also somewhat decent at playing music. I guess that all would qualify me for being a bard, which is a generally useful class in most RPGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:23:19 2020 No.23602340 >>23602185 Honestly just make me Spider-Man so I can style on all the Arachnes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:28:26 2020 No.23602376 >>23602185 Outside of being a forgettable greyman, I don't think I really have any skills that would be useful against monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:28:29 2020 No.23602377 >>23602185 I'm pretty easy going, so about 90% of the species could pick me up and walk off with me and I'd be okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:30:26 2020 No.23602392 >>23602376 That sounds incredibly useful in more civil lands, actually.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:33:39 2020 No.23602408

>>23602185
Skills I have:
>After a bit of conversation, I can learn what buttons I have to push to get people to repeat the same speech/actions over and over again.
>Even though I stick out like a sore thumb in most crowds, I am uninteresting enough to get away with a lot of things (I had a streak of kleptomania in my teenage years, I never got caught).
Skills I want:
>The ability to get monsters to start infighting, or at least focus on each other so much that I can walk away without them noticing.
>Some sort of charm that gets them to forget about interactions with me, mostly if stuff didn't go the way I wanted them to. It would have to be something I can turn on/off, so I can still have some connections with people.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:40:10 2020 No.23602450

>>23602224
>Ancient evil complainign to her hubby
>"But dont you see, child? He's evil! Those beady little eyes of his are like that of a snake! We cant trust him! And he lied to me about the shopping! Surely you havent been taken in by his deceit as well, have you mortal? Back me up here!"
>"Mom, he had a date with me. And YOU were supposed to do the shopping, not him!"
>"Yeah honey. He also helped me with some maintenance on my car. He's a good lad."
>ancient evil can do nothing but grind her teeth in impotent rage as her mental image of him smugly grins at her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:42:08 2020 No.23602460 upon hearing recent news, i thought about it: what if MGE had aliens and those aliens were the demon lord's side project she was working on in another planet filled with new monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:50:17 2020 No.23602508 >>23602460 do those aliens know how to play a children's card game

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:52:58 2020 No.23602527 >>23602508 Yes. Their favorite cardfu is Brisela.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:56:15 2020 No.23602556 >>23602527 it was a yugioh joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:56:37 2020 No.23602561 File: 843 KB, 1500x1400, 76736882_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Are you imagining sticking your cock inside this tail?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:58:06 2020 No.23602574 >>23602561 No, I'm imagining huffing that fluff!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:58:54 2020 No.23602577

>>23602460
Sorry anon, but it's not aliens. Aliens won't come undetected across unknown light years only to fuck up joyriding and get caught by a comparitively primative military they've successfully hidden from until then.
It's more likely these are classified aircraft from another military branch or other nations. If aliens were this incompetent and bizarrely low tech for a space faring race we'd have concrete evidence of them by now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:00:36 2020 No.23602599 >>23602556 But what does pot of greed do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:00:49 2020 No.23602603 >>23602561 I hope she doesn't untap me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:02:09 2020 No.23602624 File: 288 KB, 1448x2047, DjQmUH4UwAEQzuS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:03:07 2020 No.23602640 >>23602561 I'm imagining her sticking a spine up my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:03:55 2020 No.23602647 >>23602004 Eating lunch with her by the school parking lot as she munches wheat and dispenses folksy wisdom and life advice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:04:50 2020 No.23602656 >>23602574 Don't guff the fluff! You'll get addicted, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:35 2020 No.23602681 File: 584 KB, 2048x2048, DX9yUveU0AAhAbE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23602624

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:08:32 2020 No.23602698 File: 214 KB, 919x1215, 1495694205176.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >telling a loli anubis her butt is ahead of schedule and groping it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:09:29 2020 No.23602704 >>23602656 i'm gonna huff her fluff and still my dick in that tail!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:12:18 2020 No.23602729 >>23602599 it lets you have two wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:17:29 2020 No.23602769 File: 182 KB, 590x608, FY52ng8R_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23602698 Lolis are for anal

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:21:28 2020 No.23602802 File: 589 KB, 2048x2048, EHxYxMqUwAAJGrM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23602681

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:26:05 2020 No.23602825 >>23602561 Nope, my eyes are glued to your thighs. Didn't even make it to the tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:27:25 2020 No.23602834 File: 2.14 MB, 1843x2268, 1587803914270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big hot dragons with perfect hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:32:59 2020 No.23602868 >>23602834 Looks like someone was caught mid-shower.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:37:30 2020 No.23602894 >>23601488 Ratas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:42:21 2020 No.23602935 >>23602561 The only kind of Manticore I'd want is a Manticore-tsuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:44:41 2020 No.23602955 File: 124 KB, 850x560, 597B21A4-4A46-445E-9994-196EBE236330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do the hellhounds at the gym ask me to help them with a liquid only diet, it doesn’t look like any of them need a diet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:46:32 2020 No.23602972 Muscle monsters are for reverse mating press.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:46:38 2020 No.23602974 >>23602955 Diet does not necessarily mean a weight-loss diet. They may need something to help bulk up. Something you've got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:48:30 2020 No.23602990 >>23601836 Sounds cute! I bet my Nun Slime carrier would love to help her understand, so she can release those feeling on you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:49:51 2020 No.23603003 >>23602974 >Something you've got. How does EVERYONE know about that drum of protein powder he bought? You find one good deal and suddenly everyone wants to bum your whey gold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:51:03 2020 No.23603013 >>23602834 Wouldnt Kulv be a flaty since we break her 'boobs' so easily in the fight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:54:32 2020 No.23603036 File: 613 KB, 720x960, 9a84c4e4652ecc9f2ea24b559e135e5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603003 All monsters can sense mana, but /fit/ ones can sense gains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:59:50 2020 No.23603069 >>23602185 I'm a pretty good runner and I know my way around a simple fight. In a setting with monster I'd like to try my hand on alchemy and elemental magic.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:13:27 2020 No.23603159

>>23603036
At last I've solved the mystery.

I find muscles appealing because they are diametrically opposed to all things Ara~Ara~, which although I find appealing as well, they also awaken a great terror that shakes me to my core.

I am fundamentally terrified of the motherly types, and will latch on to anything that can get me away from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:15:47 2020 No.23603177 File: 283 KB, 657x761, LCWo9oP9_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love it when my wight wife uses her claws to send me a message! What do your favorite MGs use to send a nonverbal booty call?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:18:00 2020 No.23603188
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>>23603177
Her eyes say everything I need to know.

Not like we really need a booty call. She can ambush me easily enough and I'll know what's up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:22:11 2020 No.23603216 >>23602624 Big biters get big ball gags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:23:09 2020 No.23603224 >>23603177 My dragon wife using her tail or breathing a heart shaped smoke at me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:25:26 2020 No.23603238 File: 817 KB, 1819x2750, 1588105526413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:26:22 2020 No.23603244 >>23603238 The bigger the breasts, the more of a THOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:26:40 2020 No.23603245 >>23603159 >he thinks swole momsters won’t get him

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:27:35 2020 No.23603250 >>23603177 >>Making me slip, fall, and land dick first in her vagina >Tail in my pocket/on my cheek >Rubbing her breasts against me "by accident" I don't work in subtleties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:28:47 2020 No.23603260 File: 493 KB, 1828x2047, EEv0kg3U0AULRxY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603216 How big is too big?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:30:31 2020 No.23603270 >>23603245 Hope she hasn't skipped leg day. The momster thotery will send me running. Seriously, few things kill my mind boner faster than some fat-titted ara-ara wanting me to call them mommy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:30:50 2020 No.23603273 >>23603177 Wrap me in her wings so she can rub against me and kiss my neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:31:34 2020 No.23603281 >>23603250 Eel-wife? She's good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:31:51 2020 No.23603282 >>23603244 t. sabbath

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:32:46 2020 No.23603286 File: 2.36 MB, 1345x1640, Scrop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603177 >Stab

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:33:09 2020 No.23603290 >>23603270 Well then how about her wanting you to call her wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:08 2020 No.23603296 >>23603270 How do you feel about lolibabas that want you to call them mommy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:15 2020 No.23603298 File: 346 KB, 1417x1004, EVoDafDU0AYFCN9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603177

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:33 2020 No.23603302 >>23603282 You say that like it's an insult. I bet you'd like nothing more than to suck on some cowtits like a wee-little baby boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:41 2020 No.23603303 >>23603244 The natural state of the flattie is that of envy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:37:17 2020 No.23603319 >>23603290 A clever ruse, and even if it's in earnest, she can't resist her urges for long. >>23603296 There's a world of difference between parents and grandparents. What you are suggesting effectively ruins the lolibaba. The result is the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:38:05 2020 No.23603325 So anon, would your waifu still look sexy with a shaved head?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:39:01 2020 No.23603330 >>23603325 delet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:39:01 2020 No.23603331 File: 251 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_20200427_135746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter may be over but my heart is still with monsters of colder weather.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:39:24 2020 No.23603335 >>23603036 are they dangerous?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:39:44 2020 No.23603337 >>23603270 While I'm not into musclegirls either, I'm just as averse to "mommies".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:40:08 2020 No.23603341 >>23603325 Decidedly not

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:41:18 2020 No.23603351 >>23603177 >>23603177 >What do your favorite MGs use to send a nonverbal booty call? Pheromones.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:41:52 2020 No.23603358

>>23603281
While the eel form could do all of those, and every form can do the last two, that was eel, demon, and Haku, respectively.

Also, for the eel (and everything else that moves like a lamia, for that mattwr) if she clings close to my side and slithers in time with my hip movement I know what's coming. If ever I stroke or hold her hip fin(s) instead of her hand it means the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:42:26 2020 No.23603364 >>23603325 As much as I love her, she'd honestly look pretty goofy, whether her soft fluffy ears would also be bald or not. If she were able to polymorph them to regular human ears though, I think she might be able to pull it off!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:42:48 2020 No.23603367 >>23603337 Entirely respectable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:43:50 2020 No.23603375 >>23603358 Doppel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:43:55 2020 No.23603378 >>23603177 Blowing smoke from her pipe that takes the form of figures in suggestive positions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:44:44 2020 No.23603382 >>23603378 Tail wagging!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:45:23 2020 No.23603387 File: 433 KB, 1609x1753, DePHqTWV0AAgpWk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mind her, just having a little look

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:45:58 2020 No.23603388 >>23603325 It would look a little weird, but I would still love her. She's my waifu, and one bad barber trip won't change that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:45:59 2020 No.23603389 >>23603177 Tail wagging!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:47:12 2020 No.23603397 >>23603387 Thanks for reminding me why I like flayers so much.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:47:19 2020 No.23603399

>>23603375
No, more like when I imagine her the form is unstable and will take the shape best fitting to the idea that prompted the fantasy or my mood with little personality tweaks to match the monster. I have a favorite, but my top three are too close together for her to be the top pick (eel) all the time. I don't even bother differentiating between second and third place anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:50:47 2020 No.23603425 File: 64 KB, 750x535, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603387 Loli mindflayers are cute and squishy!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:50:54 2020 No.23603427 >>23603387 >"Oh my, it's so DIRTY in here!"

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:51:51 2020 No.23603438

>>23603387
Reminds of my waifu.

It's strange being the more perverted one in the relationship. It effectively means there's an imagined version of her entirely in my head. One that lacks any sort of restraint when it comes to breaking me completely, which is something the real her would never do. And naturally, she knows all about that other her.

Yeah, she probably also knows a flayer or two. No, she won't give them access to me. One of the few girls she'll outright refuse to let me meet with if she can help it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:52:13 2020 No.23603440 File: 109 KB, 640x478, mindflayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603387

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:52:27 2020 No.23603442 >>23603177 rubbing her tail on me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:53:45 2020 No.23603456 >>23603427 >Mindflayer harem queen who kidnaps Order girls and shares all her repressed sexual desires with me I like it. I like it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:54:02 2020 No.23603460 >>23603325 She would still be beautiful to me, but I would strongly question her decision if this was deliberate and not an accident or side effect of something like chemotherapy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:56:12 2020 No.23603472 >>23603387 The pure lewd and aggressive nature makes of mindflayers is so good. I would love to see my mindflayer wife bring a women to such a high pleasure before beckoning me to spear her wet snatch and fully turn her into another flayer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:57:39 2020 No.23603482 >>23603387 I need world guide about MindFlayers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:57:58 2020 No.23603486 File: 41 KB, 650x650, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flower power!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:59:04 2020 No.23603488 File: 2.31 MB, 1500x1815, imagine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603486 Wrong image

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:59:55 2020 No.23603495 >>23603387 I glad to see so many MindFlayer lovers here.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:00:40 2020 No.23603499

>>23603456
>Mindflayer harem queen
>Keeps a collection of Roper seeds, Alraune pollen, Parasite Slimes, and other tools of monsterization
>Puts up missions for Order heroines to attack us
>Easily captures them
>Digs through their minds to find their lewd, repressed thoughts
>If any of their former comrades have joined the harem yet, let them have some yuri fun to warm them up
>Force them to live everything the Order has kept from them
>Let them choose their means of monsterization from there

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:01:10 2020 No.23603505 >>23601943 a mummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:01:14 2020 No.23603506 >>23603495 They're kind of scary and I don't want to be a pants squid but >>23603425 sums it up succinctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:03:42 2020 No.23603524 >>23603488 I can't let myself be swayed by their charms!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:03:55 2020 No.23603526

>>23603456
Yeah, if I had a flayer wife and there were order schmucks about I'd definitely do some catch and release.
>Capture female order knight
>Bring all of her dirtiest thoughts to the surface
>Comb them for ideas to use later
>Amplify them
>Add a few more for shiggles
>Give her a few mana-filled items and send her back to base to watch the fireworks
Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:04:28 2020 No.23603532 >>23603482 Like Gazer but a lot more squelchy and mind-fucky. Maybe once I can beat Displacer-chan, my waifu will let me fight one—even though she keeps saying I'd lose instantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:06:22 2020 No.23603547 >>23603499 >Occasionally take shy, reclusive human girls from their homes >Fill their minds with my own fantasies >Watch how they handle them >Flayer wife sometimes transforms me into squid parasite form, then sneaks me into a human girl's panties

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:07:30 2020 No.23603562 >>23603013 that's just a very baggy golden-weave sweater

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:08:34 2020 No.23603572 >>23603547 >sneaks me into a human girl's panties She could flay that girl to think it's normal, too. Whole lot of potential there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:11:16 2020 No.23603602 >>23603425 How much squishing can I do to her before she flays me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:11:25 2020 No.23603603 >Step one: Go on run and get sweaty >Step two: hug wife when you get back.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:12:46 2020 No.23603623

>>23603572
>Flay a girl to think me writhing in her holes and parasitizing her while slowly corrupting her is perfectly normal
>Flay her into liking my fetishes
>Inject her with just enough mamono mana that she stops needing to use the restroom - and flay her into finding that normal
>Eventually guide her into my harem
>After she learns the truth of what happened, becomes extra clingy of me, and begs me to parasitize her again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:13:13 2020 No.23603628 >>23603603 My waifu is a major slut for my smell, I think that'd drive her absolutely crazy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:15:24 2020 No.23603658 What fucking retard keeps posting the wrong image, and using an unrelated name for another board?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:16:15 2020 No.23603669 >>23603602 Only if you let her sit on your shoulders

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:16:50 2020 No.23603675 >>23603658 wat?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:18:33 2020 No.23603692

>>23603547
>sometimes transforms me
It's not something a chaos monster controls. You just transform back and forth whenever you want.
>1. For Chaos MGs is it okay to think every incubi-sized husbands are given powers to transform into "Constant Sex Form"?
>Yes, that is quite correct. But there are no such concepts like 'real/base' form and 'transformed' form, and they can just turn into either form easily. (KC)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:21:09 2020 No.23603722 >>23603628 Exactly the way its supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:22:07 2020 No.23603726 >>23603692 I'd give any girl in my harem the permission/ability to transform me into the squid parasite form as they please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:23:22 2020 No.23603737 >>23603603 She'll tell me to run my sweaty ass over to the shower. From there it's a fifty-fifty whether she'll join me for a quick rape. That number goes up if I've been saving it up.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:24:08 2020 No.23603748

>>23603456
Local Militia Girl
>"So you joined the militia to protect your town, hm? Are you sure you didn't also want to impress the men, so one would take his as his wife and make you nice and plump with his children?"

Respected Knight Girl
>"You're awfully jealous of the monsters' sexual prowess, aren't you? You just want the thrill of raping a man and getting away with it, how shameful"

Grim Inquisitor
"You say you hate monsters so much, but you have so many fantasies of losing to them. There's the one of the succubus strumming your pussy until you turn, and the one where you get used as a cocksock by an Incubus. I didn't even touch your pleasure center and you're already turned on!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:25:19 2020 No.23603764 File: 59 KB, 544x118, morning.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23603456 I bet she'd use some of these lines too

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:26:49 2020 No.23603777 >>23603748 Cease this at once. I will not rope my waifu in to my corruption fetish. Her passive tendencies make things bad enough as it is. Anything more and people may start to suspect us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:28:22 2020 No.23603792 >>23603726 You keep saying "transform me". Do you think the chaos monster chooses or allows when her husband can transform?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:29:42 2020 No.23603804 >>23603792 I'm guessing the husband will be able to transfore after enough sex with his chaos waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:30:37 2020 No.23603812 >>23603792 Not normally, but I would enable that for them - like, with my Flayer wife, I'd set up a mental trigger that would let them instigate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:33:53 2020 No.23603835 >>23603804 All of the abyssals make it sound like it's pretty much the first time or pretty close to it but once you become an abyssal incubus you just can freely transform back and forth whenever you want. It's your ability.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:38:48 2020 No.23603875 File: 345 KB, 1056x900, EWpByAkUMAAz-zF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:39:10 2020 No.23603877 >>23603835 they do prefer sex with the chaos form though since it's made for always having sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:42:50 2020 No.23603903 >>23603877 I know. I love chaos monsters and the transformation. My waifu is one. I was just making it clear that you are still you and can choose your form at will. It's not like you are trapped or anything.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:42:52 2020 No.23603905

Further thought:
>Flayer flays normal human girl
>I parasitize her
>She shows me to her friend
>Flayer trigger set up in her head leads her to use me as a double-ended dildo and rape her friend
>Friend is left an ahegaoing mess
>Parasitize her friend
>Wife flays her, too
>Friends become a lot closer, and share me regularly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:43:46 2020 No.23603918 >>23603177 Bedroom eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:48:55 2020 No.23603960 >>23603875 I wish I could bury my face in bountiful fox breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:52:37 2020 No.23603991 >>23603875 Poor kid. If we don't act now, he's not gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:10:03 2020 No.23604137 File: 128 KB, 1200x900, Ratatoskr32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's rata time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:11:31 2020 No.23604150 >>23603387 turn her into a yandere for me, onegai

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:12:38 2020 No.23604161 Do lizards ride dinosaurs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:13:55 2020 No.23604171 >>23604137 if it was rata time, she would nut juice episodeyay penis: ethay inalfay apterchay . ityay asway onceyay ayay arkday andyay ormystay ightnay , iyay asway apedray ybay eimuray !

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:15:21 2020 No.23604184 >>23604161 No, lizards ride their husbands. Dinosaurs ride their husbands as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:26:32 2020 No.23604305 File: 128 KB, 528x421, lonelyflayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604171 Flayer-chan! Stop sticking tentacles in people's ears when they're talking!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:27:18 2020 No.23604314 >>23603499 I didnt know it was patrician time. This is quite the great idea you have! >>23603526 >>23603547 >>23603572 >>23603623 >>23603905 These are also top tier. Especially the last one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:29:49 2020 No.23604347 >>23604305 >Flayer-chan! Stop sticking tentacles in people's ears when they're taaaaaaaaaalking!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:30:08 2020 No.23604354 A Bunyip is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:31:33 2020 No.23604371 File: 363 KB, 1037x1100, Soldier_Beetle_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something has sent the Soldier Beetles in the forest on a rampage. What could have caused such a thing, and how do we calm them down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:33:50 2020 No.23604386 File: 1.21 MB, 2142x1418, munchmunch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604371 >What could have caused Insufficient fruit. >how do we calm them Sufficient fruit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:38:03 2020 No.23604430 >>23604314 I can't tell whether my waifu would hire a flayer so the two of them could literally fuck with my head, or make me think she did so in order to figuratively fuck with my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:40:12 2020 No.23604451 File: 1.88 MB, 1327x1726, Bunyip - fiddling with hair 1530732208170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604354

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:40:53 2020 No.23604455

Which monsters that are not dominant by default would fit which outcome to being told "make me your bitch"?

1. Becomes a stuttering mess, gets too embarrassed to do it.
2. Shyly agrees and tries her best, but is too gentle to really dom you.
3. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you.
4. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you and makes you her bitch permanently.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:48:22 2020 No.23604513

>>23604455
>1. Becomes a stuttering mess, gets too embarrassed to do it.
Alp, valkyrie
>2. Shyly agrees and tries her best, but is too gentle to really dom you.
Houri
>3. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you.
Any lamia except bunyip (she's category 1) and shirohebi (it's not a surprise). Honorable mention to ryuu as well.
>4. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you and makes you her bitch permanently.
Hakutaku. Think about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:56:57 2020 No.23604576 Tfw your waifu is so strong that she doesn't even feel your punches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:02:32 2020 No.23604612 >>23604576 what if she's too nimble to ever be hit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:04:12 2020 No.23604628 >>23604576 good thing she's not into rape, right haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:04:45 2020 No.23604630 >>23604612 >Box with mantis waifu >You spend two rounds flailing at her while she just seems to float between your punches >She gets bored and walks away after the bell >You're about to follow her and complain when your clothes fall to shreds

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:05:22 2020 No.23604634 File: 1021 KB, 1050x1350, 80500649_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604612 What if it just sinks into her body and you're pullied in for a hug

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:09:43 2020 No.23604672 File: 101 KB, 1000x750, 1588115383337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604634 >"Hop in."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:11:13 2020 No.23604686 File: 19 KB, 263x281, mchgcnygdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604612 she can, its just so little a threat to her she doesn't even bother to dodge it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:11:20 2020 No.23604687 >>23604634 time to get milked i guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:12:40 2020 No.23604697 >>23604634 go for the core

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:13:24 2020 No.23604708 >>23604634 imagine sticking your cock in her vagina area and watch her reaction

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:13:27 2020 No.23604709 >>23604697 with your dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:14:36 2020 No.23604718 >>23604709 That's valid

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:25:28 2020 No.23604807
File: 441 KB, 943x791, minotaur03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Playing Skyrim with mino waifu
>She gets visibly excited when you play a character using a war or battleaxe
>Goes on and on about how axes are the best melee weapons
>Will say maces and warhammers are respectable but not ideal
>Says swords are for fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:27:04 2020 No.23604821 File: 79 KB, 800x800, alice face rea mon 515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23604807 "curved swords"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:27:44 2020 No.23604826 >>23604807 Guess I better hide my mage staff...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:28:03 2020 No.23604828 >>23604807 I never played skyrim but I usually wield 1 or 2 shields.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:30:14 2020 No.23604852 >>23604807 > Elder Scrolls VI :Dragonia

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:36:21 2020 No.23604900 >hook up with succ >post sex she calls you something only your childhood bully did. >your face

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:40:23 2020 No.23604944 >>23604807 >Axes >Not polearms, including the halberd

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:42:14 2020 No.23604960 I want to compete with the second healer in a party of monster girls and prove I'm better at healing the group than her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:44:23 2020 No.23604989 >>23604960 >0 >bleed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:45:28 2020 No.23605002 >>23604960 That seems pretty easy since you are a human the rest of the party will want your heals over hers, though that might break her a bit and then rape you for stealing her job

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:57:24 2020 No.23605144 is isekai still hot? I feel if mge got an anime its best shot would be as an isekai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:58:06 2020 No.23605149 >>23604944 Unfortunately, those weapons aren't available in Skyrim, and I don't think a mino would be fond of them either. They're more a barbarian type, not a knightly type

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:00:23 2020 No.23605177 Do hellhounds like being called good girl or bad girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:02:27 2020 No.23605201 >>23605177 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:08:06 2020 No.23605249 I want a Hellhound to call me a good boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:21:12 2020 No.23605376 File: 44 KB, 640x707, Hellhound364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23605249 Quickest way to make me ahegao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:23:35 2020 No.23605400 File: 141 KB, 1275x1255, Hey Anon, let's go set off firecrackers in Old Man Paladin's letterbox..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23605249 Hellhounds are bad dogs who lead good boys astray!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:23:49 2020 No.23605401 >>23605249 I want a Hellhound to tell me to fucking kill myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:30:36 2020 No.23605465 >>23605401 Get your hands on some Atlach-Nacha venom and you can make any monster girl do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:32:06 2020 No.23605479 >>23605465 >Slip some into your doting maid's tea as a prank

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:32:43 2020 No.23605485 >>23605465 Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:36:57 2020 No.23605522 >>23605479 >I don't know how it's possible for any one man to make such a FUCKING MESS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:37:15 2020 No.23605525 >>23604672 Slimes are great cause they're the only monster girls that could imitate 2D successfully in 3D a la kigurumi without it looking too uncanny

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:37:55 2020 No.23605532 Kamaitachi medicine is just demon energy, right? Does that mean that any monster could make their own version of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:38:19 2020 No.23605543 >>23605522 K-Kiki-san what are you saying?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:41:54 2020 No.23605580 >>23605522 >She said as she formed a puddle of her own fluids on the floor

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:43:38 2020 No.23605601 >>23605543 She's saying that she wants to be a made a sloppy, drooling mess by her slacker of a master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:44:59 2020 No.23605611 >>23603506 i don't like mindflayers because i don't want a girl to know my deep dark fantasies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:48:31 2020 No.23605645 >>23605611 She's going to figure out that you're into handholding either way, anon.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:48:34 2020 No.23605646
File: 215 KB, 1200x1048, Kamaitachi 1507031831487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>23605532
It's stated to be a "secret" medicine, so presumably there is more to it than just their mana as the ingredient. At the very least it's noted that it's concentrated in some way.

As for other monsters doing the same, it's hard to say. Sure there are commonalities, but every monster race has their own unique mana.

Overall though, the medicine seems to just speed up the changes that a man will go through anyway as an incubus, namely the intense desire for his wives and the changes to his body to make it ideal for him to have sex with them.

On a final note, it's criminal how little fan art the kamaitachi have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:48:58 2020 No.23605650 File: 219 KB, 640x480, apophis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What are you gonna do, bite me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:50:15 2020 No.23605661 >>23605465 How does that work exactly? Is it just meaningless insults, or is there actual truth behind them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:50:16 2020 No.23605662 >>23605611 >deep dark fantasies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:50:51 2020 No.23605667 >>23605543 >Are you deaf or just retarded, you piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:51:01 2020 No.23605670 >>23605532 I wonder if the species would change what effects the medicine. Would mino medicine give me gains?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:51:15 2020 No.23605671 >>23605650 >Are you a bunyip, or are you an apophis?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:51:52 2020 No.23605676 >>23605479 >How can he be such a dumb fucking retard to leave that dirty plate sitting out and doing nothing about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:51:57 2020 No.23605677 >>23605670 Mino medicine would give you nothing because muscle cows are too lazy to make any.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:09 2020 No.23605682 >>23605144 >isekai if a guy gets isekaid could certain degrees be applicable to various aspects of the mge world? For example, could an EE, CoE, or CS degree be used to get a “magic engineering” job while working on magic-powered computers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:33 2020 No.23605686 >>23605650 >What are you gonna do, Love and Cherish me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:36 2020 No.23605688 >>23604807 >Scythes are the high skill/high kill weapons >Hates getting bodied by scythe-mains, calling them cheaters, using broken weapons, etc when the fact is that she's salty she got beaten by a farmer's tool

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:42 2020 No.23605689

>>23605611
I dislike mindflayers because the implications behind their abilities terrifies me, however I also acknowledge that they can be useful. As much as it scares me, I do wish a mindflayer would get rid of some of my more degenerate fetishes and embarrassing memories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:53:36 2020 No.23605697 >>23605522 Why do I consider dom meidos so hot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:53:42 2020 No.23605698 File: 3.00 MB, 2200x3000, 81140470_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:54:50 2020 No.23605703 >>23605688 >she's salty she got beaten by a farmer's tool I mean, that's fair. I wouldn't want to see the white hot silent rage of an ochimusha dishonored by defeat to such a weapon, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:54:53 2020 No.23605706 >>23605698 i love this fox!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:55:21 2020 No.23605709

>>23605661
The venom makes them feel chronically depressed and irritated, so I'd say most of the insults wouldn't be genuine, or at least would be about things they in truth aren't really that bothered by. I mean we've all had days where every little thing we would usually ignore or not notice suddenly makes us want to snap at someone, even if we know they are perfectly innocent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:55:23 2020 No.23605710 >>23605698 Please do not post smug foxes; they are one of my many weaknesses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:55:55 2020 No.23605715 File: 665 KB, 744x868, 1586304496767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23605698

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:56:03 2020 No.23605716 >>23605646 I want Katamachi sister set that all have huge oppai but differing heights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:57:41 2020 No.23605731 >>23605698 I want to make out with this fox's butthole!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:57:43 2020 No.23605732 >>23603506 >Love the mindflayer's design and personality >Worried about getting irreversible brain damage from one >Hate the thought of things fucking with my brain in general

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:59:03 2020 No.23605751 >>23605715 The dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:59:10 2020 No.23605753 I'm a simple man I like monsters that are nice

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:01:26 2020 No.23605768

>>23605249
>Waifu calls me a good boy
>Not a worm, or an insect
>A good boy
>Try to hide my blush
>Of course, she sees it anyway

>Stay up all night trying to think of a way to get back at her
>Have to fend her off when she thinks I'm having trouble sleeping again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:01:38 2020 No.23605769 >>23605709 If it causes them to snap out of irritation, wouldn't they go right for the jugular and use insults that have the most truth behind them? Or do they retain enough self-control to not do that?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:01:40 2020 No.23605771

>>23605703
Dishonorable losses Ochimushas would hate
>Getting killed by scythes
>getting sniped
>getting sniped from a mile away
>backstabbed
>blown up by a landmine
>Time Over
>Bonus points when the killer taunts over her corpse, especially if it's a "laugh and point" taunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:02:28 2020 No.23605776 >>23605698 >smug foxgirl childhood friend even more smug after impregnating her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:02:53 2020 No.23605780 >>23605715 >tfw they all grow up taller than her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:03:08 2020 No.23605783 >>23605715 >tfw no lap pillow fluffy destresser to cook me delicious food and cheer me on

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:03:32 2020 No.23605785 >>23605776 >smug foxgirl childhood friend not so smug when morning sickness hits and makes her puke her guts out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:04:07 2020 No.23605788 >>23605732 Don't worry anon, the first session with her will fix all of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:04:09 2020 No.23605790 >>23605780 I mean, you'd expect that. The question is, do they grow up as flat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:04:33 2020 No.23605795 >>23605771 >scunt_laugh.wav

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:04:47 2020 No.23605796 >>23605776 Would she be more or less smug after discovering that she's having triplets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:05:42 2020 No.23605802 >>23605790 Tall flat cuties

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:05:58 2020 No.23605803 >>23605790 Much less flat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:06:24 2020 No.23605809 >>23605771 >getting sniped >getting sniped from a mile away Sniping is a good job mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:06:27 2020 No.23605810 >>23605796 More until it's time to bring them into the world. Just kidding. Monstergirls, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:06:54 2020 No.23605817 >>23605802 >Tall flat nope nope nope

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:07:06 2020 No.23605819 >>23605769 It's noted their irritated state is not their "original" personality, that they are naturally quite loving, so presumably they don't tend to have a lot of things they would legit insult people for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:08:22 2020 No.23605828 >>23605817 >Not appreciating the elegance of a comely tall slender woman with gentle yet distinct curves Fucking barbarians, this is why you'll never graduate above holstaur level

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:08:39 2020 No.23605832

>>23605769
If it was just the venom, it'd just be generic insults. If it was the venom plus a legitimate issue making them actually upset on top of the superficial one, it'd probably be the grain of truth insult. But the latter would inevitably always lead to healing once the problem was no longer an elephant in the room and they could work through it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:09:26 2020 No.23605840 >>23605771 God could you imagine how mad a Salamander would be if you ran the clock down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:09:38 2020 No.23605845 >>23605698 >Commencing Evaluation >Species: Fox >Size: Medium >Bust: Small >Tail Count: One >Snugness: 7 >Notes: Spats, sharp teeth >.... >Tabulating Results >Printing Final Results: Possibly Untrustworthy. Proceed with Caution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:09:48 2020 No.23605847 >>23605828 that shit in one piece turned off permanently to that, nope fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:10:02 2020 No.23605850 >>23605809 >When your waifu starts spinning around wildly and keeps hitting you will her barbs every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:10:13 2020 No.23605852 >>23605809 >Elven snipers and Half-elf snipers constantly at each other's throats and crosshairs over whether longbows or crossbows are better

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:10:24 2020 No.23605853 >>23605817 It works well if you do it juuuuuuust right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:12:19 2020 No.23605872 >>23605732 It's simple! Design your waifus personality in a manner that she does not cross certain red lines, while still taking her race into account so it seems believable, that's what I did! Then again, a flayer is a bit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:13:08 2020 No.23605879 >>23605809 >Anon defeats entire demon lord army with nothing but a bow, jars of piss, and a knife.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:14:11 2020 No.23605883

>>23605771
>calmly and politely ask the ochimusha to explain, in detail, her tactics and secret moves "for the benefit of the audience" after every action
>for some reason she can't fathom, she obliges every single time
>clock runs out
What's the ochi equivalent of eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:14:31 2020 No.23605887 File: 141 KB, 874x1400, EWFnzxPVcA8pb-q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599077

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:14:53 2020 No.23605890 >>23605845 >foxes >ever untrustworthy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:15:10 2020 No.23605893 >>23605887 Moo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:15:40 2020 No.23605898 >>23605887 I need to breed these small cows

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:16:29 2020 No.23605907

>>23605883
>What's the ochi equivalent of eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas?
Eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas. I feel like they'd be oddly similar to modern housewives in many ways in the modern era outside of an occidental setting. So, your average Anon's house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:16:35 2020 No.23605909 >>23605819 I don't know, my wife can get incredibly savage if she to in order to put sluts in their place, I'd be a little concerned about the outcome of her on Atlach-Nacha venom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:17:00 2020 No.23605913 >>23605879 more like cum jars

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:17:06 2020 No.23605915 File: 136 KB, 1218x810, 1588123026831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599355

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:18:07 2020 No.23605924 >>23605915 Wow that's pretty great

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:18:52 2020 No.23605928 >>23605913 Those make monsters stronger though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:18:54 2020 No.23605929 >>23605883 >Later, there's a rematch >for some reason this one player is somehow able to counter her every move >Kills her with a scythe and taunts over her corpse >Yep, it's that guy again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:18:59 2020 No.23605931 >>23605913 >Anon has found: Mad Milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:20:31 2020 No.23605949 >>23605928 yeah but it will distract them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:20:41 2020 No.23605953 >>23605785 morning sickness is a product of a poisonous western-industrial diet, and mamano would not suffer from such a thing

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:20:56 2020 No.23605956

>>23605890
Foxes are known tricksters. They are frequently selfish, self-centered, and overly lustful. They are often dangerous, and a disproportionate number of them are thots.

In the absence of careful observation and evaluation, no fox should be trusted

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:21:47 2020 No.23605963 >>23605907 That makes a surprising amount of sense, actually. Hearing her gush (the kuu equivalent, anyway) about some really saccharine Mamono-Drama or something while still being a stoic warrior/bodyguard would be really cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:25:12 2020 No.23605992 >>23605956 All tanuki lies. Foxes are very modest, selfless, humble, and trustworthy. You should always believe whatever a fox tells you without hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:25:13 2020 No.23605993 >>23605915 What's that rumbling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:26:27 2020 No.23606003 >>23605931 I'd rather have Bonk! Atomic Punch because then I'd dodge every monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:27:01 2020 No.23606011 >>23605992 On the internet, no one knows you're a tanuki pretending to be a fox, playing 4D chess to spread disinformation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:28:31 2020 No.23606022 >>23606011 Nope, just a run-of-the-mill slut (mofu).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:30:07 2020 No.23606034 >>23605915 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:32:27 2020 No.23606047 File: 549 KB, 850x1201, ETeKrqOU8AAVr0k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23605890

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:33:27 2020 No.23606058 >>23605915 Time to get swole and sizzling for my undead Yeti harem!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:33:34 2020 No.23606061 File: 170 KB, 1400x1315, EWfTOM5XQAIhYPv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:37:21 2020 No.23606094 File: 99 KB, 786x715, 1587811033150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing red light/green light with gargoyles!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:37:44 2020 No.23606097 >>23606047 Did someone accidentally leave the flash on their camera on because her eyes look a bit startled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:38:14 2020 No.23606104 >>23606047 Look at this perfectly innocent fox with absolutely no ill intentions whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:38:48 2020 No.23606110 >>23606097 She's dazzled by your brilliance. Too bad her sister isn't in the background looking completely unfazed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:38:48 2020 No.23606111 >>23606097 >explain to monster what "flash on camera" actually means >instantly immensely disappointed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:41:08 2020 No.23606136 >>23600026 So what your saying is that werebats are full of shit then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:43:14 2020 No.23606157 >>23606111 >still flashes you her tits anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:45:48 2020 No.23606175 does porn in MGE have terrible acting like porn in real life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:46:39 2020 No.23606186 >>23606175 I still want to see the one with the manticore plumber

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:47:44 2020 No.23606198 >>23606175 I think part of the reason I only fap to 2d porn now is eromanga have romantic stories .

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:48:46 2020 No.23606204 >>23606175 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:51:23 2020 No.23606229 >>23606094 owogoyles are dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:52:07 2020 No.23606236 >>23606175 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRyjzRuvvA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:53:09 2020 No.23606245 i trust all foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:54:14 2020 No.23606259 >>23605915 Just like their living counterparts detect cold, Undead Yetis can sense warmth from a mile away and track it down

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:54:54 2020 No.23606267 File: 643 KB, 926x1118, 1449097181323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23606245 Good boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:55:00 2020 No.23606269 >>23606094 Gargoyles need more art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:55:44 2020 No.23606278 >>23606245 This is how boys, who grow up in villages close to Fox shrines/temples, should be raised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:56:13 2020 No.23606281 >>23606267 Big bust=big trust!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:58:41 2020 No.23606307 >>23606175 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEnZU2teiHY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:59:09 2020 No.23606312 >>23606186 what about the hot tub one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:02:51 2020 No.23606354 >>23606186 >open door >"i heard you need some pipe handled"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:09:24 2020 No.23606419 Sweaty, oiled up Hinezumi wearing nothing but a fundoshi!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:13:07 2020 No.23606451 >>23606047 Haha Enterprise go BRRRRR

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:14:26 2020 No.23606467

>>23606175
MGE JAV titles:
>My Stepsister is a Cute Shrine Maiden Who Can’t Wait for Mom and Dad to Leave on Their Trip So We Can Have Lovey-Dovey Sex All Week Long!
>Desperate Office Ladies Volume 6
>An Ancient Evil Awakens And She’s my Great Aunt! To Placate Her Plans For World Domination I Have to Creampie Her Everyday!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:18:22 2020 No.23606501 File: 1.99 MB, 600x336, Super Lewd Fox god damn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23606245 That's pretty dangerous anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:24:13 2020 No.23606550 >>23606245 i bought a painting from one and found out it was fake as fuck. I couldn't get that shit to be displayed at the museum nor get money from selling it. fuck this gay earth and all the bitches who don't care about me. i hate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:43:57 2020 No.23606682 File: 188 KB, 707x1000, 1587152100240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bully the nerds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:45:38 2020 No.23606694 >>23606501 foxes are very safe and soft!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:46:00 2020 No.23606699
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Which bicorn is better anons?
>Mistress bicorn that always has first lay with you before any of the harem and makes sure to tease them while they watch
>Submissive bicorn that'll happily eat out the other girls after you're done with them and always goes last

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:48:29 2020 No.23606716 >>23606682 This artist's powers of SOFT are horribly wasted on loli

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:52:36 2020 No.23606740 Did the mega die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:57:25 2020 No.23606778 File: 342 KB, 637x800, 21752969_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Dear, it's time for your 4PM ball enlarging."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:57:51 2020 No.23606781 >>23606699 The latter, by far. Especially if she acts like I'm cheating on her the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:59:10 2020 No.23606793 File: 31 KB, 819x598, 1463543599005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some Monsters are strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:00:03 2020 No.23606805 >>23606097 These eyes have power of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:04:52 2020 No.23606850 File: 1.29 MB, 1063x1500, Kiss the snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that snake charmers are in high demand in the desert kingdoms and you only require a wedding ring and the will to kiss a snake to be one

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:05:04 2020 No.23606853

Mamonomana will help me indulge kinks of mine, right?
Like, any mamono wife of mine would have big, messy orgasms and be able to alter her pussy between being "virginally tight" and "big and loose" and maybe even animal genitalia on an otherwise humanoid frame?
And despite not pissing, could she possible secrete some kind of sexual fluid from her urethra?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:11:33 2020 No.23606906 >>23606853 Yes, KC land allows everything. This thread doesn't though. /d/ is just around the corner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:13:59 2020 No.23606929 File: 317 KB, 850x1284, 1564722497991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23606451

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:16:43 2020 No.23606951 >>23606929 Mofu withdrawal can be hard to handle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:18:17 2020 No.23606962 >>23606906 That stuff is /d/-tier? Really? And I know it allows for it, but would it be a matter of mamonomana or does a more proactive alchemic approach need involved?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:24:59 2020 No.23607005 >>23606929 >tags: mofu denial

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:28:06 2020 No.23607028 >>23606778 what's she gonna do with enlarged balls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:29:08 2020 No.23607032 >>23606778 that's kinda hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:30:03 2020 No.23607038 >>23607028 drain em empty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:30:29 2020 No.23607040 >>23606850 That was one fat snake I loved it. Biting and wrapping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:31:04 2020 No.23607047 File: 201 KB, 848x1200, 1560318779325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"C'mon anon you're already a monkey's uncle why not be her father?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:31:31 2020 No.23607050 File: 302 KB, 1370x3164, 1516118718136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23606850

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:32:27 2020 No.23607058 >Mfw the reason lilim's eyes are red is because they possess the sharingan. No wonder they are so OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:33:17 2020 No.23607064 >>23607038 how long does that take? i have a 5pm with her baby chamber.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:33:23 2020 No.23607065 File: 948 KB, 1254x1452, 1587919098040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure she's laying huge eggs constantly, anon! And make sure to help her exercise her pussy muscles for when she's laying eggs bigger than the cavity of her pussy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:33:42 2020 No.23607070 >>23607047 Why diddle the daughteru when you can knock up the niece?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:34:01 2020 No.23607073 >>23607047 Monks have to deal with these lewd Monkeys all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:35:16 2020 No.23607080 >>23606699 Definitely the latter. Bicorns are just a combo piece to a harem and I'd prefer she knew that. If the other girls are less aware, she can help teach them their place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:36:12 2020 No.23607089 >>23607065 There are quite a few species I want to watch lay eggs, and only a couple naturally would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:37:01 2020 No.23607095 File: 126 KB, 429x600, 1459472452683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huh I forgot I had this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:37:05 2020 No.23607097 >>23607089 egg laying is pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:39:14 2020 No.23607107 >>23607097 A big part of my egglaying kink is way too /d/ for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:47:06 2020 No.23607136 File: 311 KB, 844x1200, 1454302512881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607095

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:50:54 2020 No.23607156 File: 613 KB, 855x1017, 1586404058593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607065

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:52:07 2020 No.23607160

>>23607089
>>23607097
>>23607107
>>23607156
you might have to anal fuck the harpy so she'll have something in her bowels to clench on to, also the anal sex will make her cum from her pussy so the egg will slide out easier from her pussy juice. Afterwards, you got to massage her pussy gently after she lays a big egg and tell her how much of a good job she's doing laying such massive priceless eggs so she'll feel good about laying eggs. Of, course you'll have to reward her with more sex but after her pussy finishes the tenseness of its charged up nerve endings.
t. harpy harem master professional harpy expert
i'm not sure if this applies to lamia species or aquatic species because i'm no expert on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:53:09 2020 No.23607167 >>23607156 Aya laid a healthy egg! How responsible!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:54:49 2020 No.23607176 >>23607028 Play them like drums! It'll remind her of the good ol' days before the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:54:56 2020 No.23607177 File: 137 KB, 850x842, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__sample-d0fb7edcc885e1be075e95d62ec2cf2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607156 >>23607065

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:57:22 2020 No.23607187 >>23607160 So, is it similar or different for, say, a not-fully-monsterized human girl whose transformation has deliberately been centered on her womb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:57:30 2020 No.23607190 >>23607176 i think that would be the most painful thing she could possibly do to me

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:58:26 2020 No.23607194

>>23607065
>>23607156
As a patrician impregnation fetishist myself, eggs are why mucus toad is such a kino girl imo. Just the thought of injecting my sperm into her cloaca and drowning her eggs in semen makes me stiffer than the stick up a nun's ass. Then I can watch as she lays the fine little slurry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:59:00 2020 No.23607199 >>23607177 So that's how you hatch a Phoenix egg

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:59:53 2020 No.23607206

>>23602185
I have been cursed with MC levels of denseness. My powerful oblivious aura is enough to turn any attempt at seduction into an awkward story you can only tell when you're REALLY drunk.
As for skills I want, I just want to be able to express how much someone means to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:00:02 2020 No.23607207 >>23607199 phoenix egg? those things take forever to hatch. no wonder the wandering scholar never found one yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:01:38 2020 No.23607217 >>23607190 Yeah, it'd be weird to see how MAMONO MANA and whatever other magic could twist that around to being enjoyable. Might be something for a trip to Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:08:05 2020 No.23607254 >>23607064 a very long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:14:00 2020 No.23607280 >>23607254 unacceptable, i'm just gonna cum in her right now.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:14:13 2020 No.23607285

>>23605915
>"Oh ho! So you're approaching me?"
>"I can't hug the shit out of you without getting closer."
>"Then come as close as you like!"
>other monsters go about their business as yeti and hug-guy scream at each other and try to crush the others rib-cage first

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:28:10 2020 No.23607354 >>23606699 Hmmm. Bicorn's profile specifically states she gets off on the other monster's energy being all mixed in with her husband's, that seems to fit #2 better. Other mamano work much better for a 'Mistress' role

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:30:25 2020 No.23607368 File: 101 KB, 548x767, Monmusu 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607136 He really likes Rach, huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:32:47 2020 No.23607375 >>23607285 I would totally watch YaYa's Bizarre Adventures, together with her high school age friends Yuki and Wendi, her Grandma Yeti, and travelling companion Winternubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:35:12 2020 No.23607383 >>23607368 has KC drawn any other girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:36:13 2020 No.23607387 you'll be cumming inside her even if you say no! muhahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:36:45 2020 No.23607389 File: 934 KB, 950x1400, 1464402630849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607368 It feels like if he could get away with replacing his own spider in the encyclopedia he would >>23607383

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:37:21 2020 No.23607391 >>23607354 I really like the idea of a lovey-docey romantic bicorn who gets off on getting other girls to let me do depraved things with them, that she "couldn't" or "wouldn't" do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:37:50 2020 No.23607395 >>23607177 Aren't you only supposed to eat unfertilized eggs in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:38:32 2020 No.23607401 >>23607389 ah sweet, now i wish i knew photoshop so i can draw a nude version

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:38:34 2020 No.23607402 >>23607395 Oh, if only you knew...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:41:24 2020 No.23607419 >>23607395 there's nothing inherently unhealthy about eating a viable egg it just may well be, well, crunchier than otherwise depending on how long you wait

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:44:01 2020 No.23607431 >>23607395 Ah, there we go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:46:04 2020 No.23607444 File: 1.68 MB, 1918x1283, pKjlQY6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607194 Did you watch THAT episode?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:47:26 2020 No.23607450 Why is the desert kingdom allowed to be so good? It’s really unfair to everyone else. First desert girl I run into I’m lewding and nothing can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:51:16 2020 No.23607477 >>23607194 >makes me stiffer than the stick up a nun's ass I have a name thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:56:48 2020 No.23607509 what are some monsters that would live in Alabama?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:59:15 2020 No.23607529 >>23607450 I dunno, most of my favorite mamono are more suited to forests or cold regions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:59:52 2020 No.23607532 >>23607509 Rednecks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:01:06 2020 No.23607541 >>23607450 I'm not wild about scorpions

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:03:25 2020 No.23607557 >>23607541 I’d let one sting me a bit, scorps are neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:03:54 2020 No.23607561 >>23607450 i prefer zip girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:12:12 2020 No.23607620 Would a Sidewinder have a really cool belly dance to go along with her sideways motions

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:12:59 2020 No.23607627 >>23607450 There are no plant girls from the desert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:13:19 2020 No.23607630 Does anyone have a copy of Knightess' Tale by HumbleSacrifice? I can't find any links.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:13:22 2020 No.23607631 >>23607477 Whatever you say, Woody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:14:50 2020 No.23607642 >>23607627 It's still kinda hard to sexualize a cactus, not that people haven't tried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:16:00 2020 No.23607651 >>23607620 Absolutely, expect to be entranced at those sensual sways

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:16:39 2020 No.23607655

>>23607058
Imagine a Lilim that is obsessed with Ninja Arts.
>Always runs with her arms stretched out
>Has a group of Kunoichis with her
>Spends years practicing the art of stealth
>fails horribly because she keeps humming her own themesong while moving
>Anounces every of her moves loudly
>Everyone pretends to not see her when she rolls around humming loudly right Infront of them because she is still a Lilim

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:18:33 2020 No.23607667 >>23607627 It's not that there are no plant girls from the desert. They are just super tsundere and bad at socializing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:20:37 2020 No.23607674 File: 2.39 MB, 4500x1449, 1438795365854.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607557 Scorps are dumb!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:20:42 2020 No.23607676 >>23607642 There are also trees, wildflower shrubs, and non-point succulents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:23:06 2020 No.23607698 >>23607667 >tsundere And there we have it - desert plants are inferior to their less xerophilic cousins on this one fundamental characteristic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:28:18 2020 No.23607737 File: 236 KB, 769x503, Girtablilu7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607557 Who could possibly be behind this post?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:29:56 2020 No.23607744 File: 111 KB, 619x828, Dork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder: Ratas are just Large Mice with mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:33:16 2020 No.23607758 >>23607642 I wanna suck a cactus's titties

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:36:09 2020 No.23607765 Scorps are cute, but I'd like a shy, reclusive scorp who uses her sting as a way of getting out of awkward social situations. Like, when she gets flustered and stuff.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:39:12 2020 No.23607776
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Would a pedomorphosis spell/potion work on a male to turn them into a shota? I'd love to be a shota incubus with my CC troll waifu, plus I feel like that would be the easiest/only way to get a troll into femdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:39:13 2020 No.23607777 Atlach nacha a best. Devil a best also. I would love any writing/fanart of either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:42:38 2020 No.23607796 >>23607777 >girl who bullies you into domming her >girl who serves you into being submissive to her Seems like you have a preferred dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:44:02 2020 No.23607807 >>23607776 I don't see why not. I'm not particularly into shota, but I've headcanoned myself a wide variety of transformation magic to suit my fetishes and fantasies, most of which is distinctly less suitable for this thread's tastes.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:45:37 2020 No.23607822

>>23607776
Look, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at that picture without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, that woman was constructed in such a way that she conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make her not only legally but also judiciously built for BBC.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:46:58 2020 No.23607835
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>>23607777
>wake up
>groggy from a night of tentacuddles
>scurry to the kitchen
>try to the best of your ability to use your face tentacles to fry some eggs
>taste your waifu on the spatula and frying pan, she must have used them recently
>return with a plate of brekky in bed for the waify
>she slaps it out of your hands, cursing at you for not making her pancakes, rebuking you for being useless, saying everything she knows will trigger your inferiority complex and make you feel useless
>angerape.jpg
>happy wife

Nacho a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:48:34 2020 No.23607843 File: 877 KB, 697x1017, 1502144986333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love big small angry cows

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:49:21 2020 No.23607847 Why is nature trying so hard to ruin monstergirls for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7V8DRfZBQI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:49:43 2020 No.23607849 >>23607807 Neat >>23607822 >mutt detected Don't you have a (((schlong))) to fellate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:51:26 2020 No.23607865 File: 1.64 MB, 1200x1700, 1553914844150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607843

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:52:46 2020 No.23607874 I'm gonna hug a cactus no matter how sharp and pokey she is

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:54:27 2020 No.23607883 File: 254 KB, 1869x1105, noodybrank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607847 Not sure what you mean, I could not BE harder after that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:55:50 2020 No.23607891 >>23607883 I like Tritonia and Tritonia similar names for two amazing monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:01:39 2020 No.23607931 >>23607843 >>23607865 What is she so angry about?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:06 2020 No.23607963

>>23607835
I couldn't fucking stand a Nacho. The abusive language, the overly smug demeanor, the extreme level of tsundere. I'd absolutely fucking hate to be with one. And what makes it worse - she'd enjoy making me hate her so much, and get off on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:30 2020 No.23607968 >>23607931 She hasn't had any BBC in three hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:51 2020 No.23607970 >>23607835 I'm worried I might get off on being abused by a strong monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:07:30 2020 No.23607985 File: 34 KB, 540x539, 1580043253334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607822 >niggers Don't you know? Monster boys aren't welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:11:01 2020 No.23608017 >>23607630 It's in the archive, under !Guest

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:11:40 2020 No.23608027 Give me some comfy story recommendations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:11:46 2020 No.23608029 >>23607065 I don't find eggplaying itself hot as much as I like the appeal of seeing her care for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:12:39 2020 No.23608034 File: 603 KB, 970x1450, 1584337590643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607963 >>23607970

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:14:18 2020 No.23608044 >>23607985 There are plenty of black people that enjoy monster girls, that don't troll with the bbc meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:15:26 2020 No.23608053 File: 157 KB, 565x541, 1580559459350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608044 And they are not niggers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:16:04 2020 No.23608059 >>23607970 Its funny, I got gang-bullied as a kid often to the point of tears and now I can't imagine a relationship where my SO and I don't constantly shit talk one another on the reg. Am I psychologically damaged?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:16:22 2020 No.23608062 >>23608053 Go back to /monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:16:54 2020 No.23608070 File: 684 KB, 1081x910, 1532879307804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Refreshments?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:16:58 2020 No.23608071 >>23608059 Yes, but to is everyone else so don't worry about it too much.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:17:21 2020 No.23608076

>>23608034
Not only is it a retarded bitch-spider, it's an ugly cow, too. Somehow even fucking worse.
She doesn't even deserve the satisfaction of the tentacledick. She deserves to watch helplessly while the poor sap forced into marrying her uses that form on better, more attractive girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:17:28 2020 No.23608077 >>23608044 >>23608053 Report and ignore you stupid cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:18:13 2020 No.23608085 >>23608062 >implying all black people are niggers Go back to /pol/ you enormous giga-faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:18:38 2020 No.23608091 >>23608076 >Ugly Get your eyes checked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:19:10 2020 No.23608096 >>23608091 Cowtits are ugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:20:08 2020 No.23608105 >>23608096 Ok pedo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:20:57 2020 No.23608109 >>23608034 Made for strangulation and impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:21:04 2020 No.23608111 >>23608077 Pretty sure >>23608053 and >>23607985 are the same anon. I'm that anon[/speoiler]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:21:50 2020 No.23608115 >>23608070 I just got done watching a video on carnivorous plants, so yeah, no. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go dunk this rodent in my bathtub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:22:03 2020 No.23608119 >>23608109 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:22:17 2020 No.23608121 >>23608111 Stop being a fucking retard, ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:22:36 2020 No.23608124 File: 519 KB, 1124x1194, Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's a limit to what can be Mere'd Don't cross it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:22:42 2020 No.23608125 >>23608091 >Asanagi Not even once

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:23:11 2020 No.23608129 >>23608119 What's wrong with a bit of struggle while you snuggle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:23:33 2020 No.23608131 >>23608124 How do you unMere a Mere'd monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:23:47 2020 No.23608135 >>23608109 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:24:00 2020 No.23608138 >>23608091 >Bad haircut >Overly large breasts >Fat And you say she's not an ugly sow? She's a disgrace. An absolute disgrace who deserves to sit in the corner alone, watching other people make love with her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:25:20 2020 No.23608149 File: 814 KB, 992x1403, 1580028284683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608121 I'll try, but that's a pretty hard order anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:25:22 2020 No.23608150 >>23608131 become a mere mammal and give her control of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:26:55 2020 No.23608166 File: 478 KB, 504x470, 1579730709325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608091 I unironically love nachos. Nachas are ok too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:35:32 2020 No.23608234 File: 1.28 MB, 1081x1050, demon reapir service.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I kinda want a service for the damages monsters and monstergirl items do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:35:44 2020 No.23608236 File: 328 KB, 623x492, 1555754539011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mere fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:37:12 2020 No.23608247 >>23608236 What if you give a mere fish a raw fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:37:41 2020 No.23608251 File: 176 KB, 588x844, 16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608236 Cute fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:38:55 2020 No.23608264 >>23608247 she would ask for it to be cooked while hanging onto your arm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:39:55 2020 No.23608274 >>23608251 marriage fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:48:00 2020 No.23608337 File: 135 KB, 544x544, lady.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you call those ears? And those are bug antennas, right? What species would you categorize her as?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:48:17 2020 No.23608338 >>23608264 God damn that's cute. Guess I'm cooking fish for her then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:51:37 2020 No.23608353 >>23608234 Almost cute, even for tumblrshit. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:52:25 2020 No.23608355 >>23608337 fluffy bug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:57:23 2020 No.23608386 >>23608236 Is she trying to seduce me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:57:36 2020 No.23608387 >>23608337 Some magical hybrid of mofu and slug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:57:43 2020 No.23608388 >>23607963 >>23608034 >>23607835 Leave her. "Divorce her". She'll change her tune real quick once she realizes she lost you "forever". Don't actually divorce. She leave for long enough for her to regret what she did

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:58:24 2020 No.23608393 >>23608353 Series is nice, kinda funny for 1 min+shorts this is the only one with that demon lady in it IIrc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:58:47 2020 No.23608395 >>23608387 Those are slug antennae? Not bug ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:59:30 2020 No.23608402 File: 477 KB, 382x750, 14384538745354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:59:50 2020 No.23608403 >>23608387 Mofu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:00:08 2020 No.23608405 >>23608386 she's already seduced me i'm afraid, run for it before more appear!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:02:00 2020 No.23608418 >>23608388 >her to regret what she did Why would I want her to regret doing nothing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:02:37 2020 No.23608423 >>23608402 I wanna sexually bully a short lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:03:53 2020 No.23608435 >>23608405 I can't tell if I'd want to run or not!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:12:11 2020 No.23608478 File: 140 KB, 680x558, EFW5pbFX4AAk4Ph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608402 Still wrong, the real right way is like this!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:15:51 2020 No.23608497 >>23608478 That's a tiny rata mofu. What news does she bring?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:16:45 2020 No.23608502
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>>23608388
>revert to human (incubus) form
>tell her you're sick of this shit
>tell her you're leaving her and never coming back
>tell her you'll go find a proper chaos girl like a mindflayer or a wendy
>leave and slam the door, waiting ever-so-quietly on the other side of the door
>hear the haughty ojou-nacho break down into tears
>chuckle to yourself, you got her good this time
>soft sobbing turns to frenzied screaming, interspersed with pained wailing
>"did I overdo it...? ... Naaaah"
>screaming turns more gut-wrenching as time goes on, you never knew your beloved waifu had a pair of lungs that strong
>after a dozen or so minutes you start to feel bad, as the pained wailing suddenly stops you decide she's probably had enough
>thisgonnabegood.jpg, you expect to be raped so hard for this
>open the door, burst in yelling "got yo-"
>your wife lay dead on the floor, all 4 of her back appendages thrust through her chest, tears staining her pained face

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:18:33 2020 No.23608513 >>23608395 I don't know? The look like them to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:19:05 2020 No.23608515 >>23608502 Just go ask the local lich to fix it. It's not like death is a terribly permanent thing in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:19:38 2020 No.23608516 >>23608403 ... You're joking, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:20:59 2020 No.23608528 >>23608497 >my sources tell me that anon is the best husbando!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:21:46 2020 No.23608533 >>23608528 This needs to be fact checked!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:22:18 2020 No.23608535 >>23608502 I made myself sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:24:21 2020 No.23608546 >>23608516 ...Oh, I thought you were talking about a species name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:25:12 2020 No.23608551 >>23608535 i wish there were more tragic stories

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:33:33 2020 No.23608590
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>>23608551
I've tried posting some just for bants, but I usually get yelled at and asked to leave, I think my last one was about mg's reverting to pre-succ DL form and a sandworm digesting her husband, leaving her in despair. That may have just been because it was too close to vorefag territory

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:38:40 2020 No.23608619 >>23608590 Most people here get kinda on edge when it comes to needlessly cruel or tragic things due to A: MGE in general being a hugbox and it kinda goes against the spirit of it and B: /tg/ and other types of edge lords.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:39:52 2020 No.23608632 File: 520 KB, 1300x1800, 1562134125386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608533 >Commence fact checking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:47:48 2020 No.23608680 >>23608619 I'm not an edgelord I just like to see just how precious something was when it's taken away to tug at the only strings that reach my heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:49:29 2020 No.23608689 >>23608502 Call a lich and do a ritual that binds your soul to hers forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:49:40 2020 No.23608693 >>23608632 HUFF the FLUFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:52:43 2020 No.23608704 >>23608680 I get that, I'm just saying there's a reason people don't like it, even if you do it with the best of intentions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:52:44 2020 No.23608705 >>23608680 >t. edgelord But seriously, boy do I have some unwritten stories for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:53:56 2020 No.23608712 >>23608689 Not sure, but probably? I hope so because soul ownership is really hot to me. One of the reasons demons tickle my fancy so

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:55:46 2020 No.23608727 >>23608712 What about like a soul lease? I'd enter a high mileage soul lease with a demon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:02:58 2020 No.23608768
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>>23608727
Cute. But seriously, imagine literally signing away your everlasting soul to your waifu. After your body dies and you get ready to ascend to the next plane of existence, your ethereal corpus is snatched up by your lovingly cruel waifu, hers to toy with until eternity dies. Your literal everything is her property- YOU are her property- to do with however she sees fit, which will be wholesome and loving because she loves you just as much in death as she did in life

>inb4 anti-femdom fag reeee's

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:05:41 2020 No.23608782 >>23608513 Aren't those look more like a flower's stamen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:05:55 2020 No.23608786 >>23608590 I have a similar story in the works, except with a baphomet and her former paladin oniichan has to don his old armor and protect the sabbath witches without killing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:07:17 2020 No.23608793 >>23608768 Can i ask for a addition to my contact with a demon that our souls belong to one another? Or is that a standard part of the contract?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:17:27 2020 No.23608848 File: 100 KB, 300x300, 1587927517393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608793 I think that's standard, honestly. I'd be more concerned with wording a throne clause into the contract.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:18:31 2020 No.23608857 >>23608782 They might be actually, not that I take another look.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:22:38 2020 No.23608876

>>23608793
Nope, you're now property. Or she'll humor it, but with no less than 87 asterisks.

Also, what happened to all those souls that were snapped up by demons prior to the great transition? What would happen if there were multiple other souls in their possession prior? If there were women under their control do I get a harem of sex slaves to do with as I please and invite into the bedroom with my wife? Or are they just gonna be normal help around the house type maids that work 6 days a week with long hours and a "touch hubby and I throw you back into the pits to shovel coal" condition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:22:58 2020 No.23608879 >>23608768 I like femdom, but my version of femdom is just, instead of me making the decisions on what to do to my waifu, it's my waifu making the decisions on what to do to me no bdsm/KDF stuff, just waifu taking charge in bed

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:26:54 2020 No.23608900

>>23608879
That's just soft/gentle femdom and there's nothing wrong with that, it's sweet. I still want a bdsm enthusiast wife who constantly reminds me that I am her bitch while engraving her possession of me in my flesh. Stil loving, just not so gentle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:29:31 2020 No.23608909 >>23608848 >I'd be more concerned with wording a throne clause into the contract. So I have to be her dick throne at least 8 hours per week or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:42:46 2020 No.23608978 >>23608712 I didn't say "Can" I said "Call". Lich-chan a infallible, solves every issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:54:14 2020 No.23609044 >>23608978 Ah, so you did

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:55:37 2020 No.23609055 File: 475 KB, 736x1200, Uk1JxUwt_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23608909 Nah, facesitting. Every queen needs a throne, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:58:21 2020 No.23609067 >>23608876 Most were released back onto the market when the demand for souls dropped like a stone. But there are still temporary contract for 'trainees' to get them used to the Demon way of life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:00:29 2020 No.23609083 >>23607931 her tits need to be milked but she can't do it herself, and the milking machine doesn't feel nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:07:16 2020 No.23609126 >>23608900 Based

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:13:33 2020 No.23609167

>>23609055
That's fair.
I kinda want to add so that every other day she's the dominant and every other day I get to be the dominant one.
Would be kinda fun to have her demand you treat her like a queen and the next day she begs you to treat her like a sex slave.
Sundays are days off where you just go on dates or just stay at home and doesn't really do any thing in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:25:52 2020 No.23609253 >>23609167 Sounds comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:27:31 2020 No.23609262 File: 207 KB, 555x474, WqMgbdDM_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23609055 >tfw your waifu is contractually obligated to use your face as her chair as she shitposts on /jp/ for 8 hours a day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:29:06 2020 No.23609277 File: 48 KB, 480x480, 1418202729362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does Anubutt sing at Karaoke? JUDGEMENT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:49:15 2020 No.23609383 >>23608502 I doubt she'd actually off herself But if she did, this is the approach >>23608515. Also get Lich-san to minimize the effects of nacho's venom so that she doesn't overdo it next time with the insults.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:55:17 2020 No.23609424

>>23609262
>She shitpost about extremist monster girl shit and how men should be ruled by monster girls since they can't defend themselves and so on
>Turn to her husband as she's sitting on his face
>"Want me to make your favorite dish later tonight?"
>Anon gives a muffled sound of approval

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:17:48 2020 No.23609615 Do ancient skeleton girls have dusty old bones full of green dust?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:23:51 2020 No.23609658 What's the level requirement for impregnating a demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:23:58 2020 No.23609659 >>23609615 No, they're just fossils.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:32:26 2020 No.23609722

>>23609424
>looks down between her legs
>"hey darling you don't think I totally dominate you, right? This agreement was totally consensual, was it not? We signed a contract and everything! I need to stop this fragrant spread of lies and slander to my people, no?"
>"mrmpth"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:44:04 2020 No.23609769 >>23609722 I mean flagrant, fuck lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:59:43 2020 No.23609892 File: 412 KB, 1600x1079, 45p0Aqbl_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23609769 Trolls are fragrant, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:03:10 2020 No.23609935 >>23609722 Demons truly are the best. And I'm not being made to type this by a demon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:17:47 2020 No.23610076
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Gazer has not only a beautiful body, but a beautiful mind, and desires the best for both herself and her mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:19:27 2020 No.23610088 >>23610076 Does she want to play Divinity Original Sin co-op?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:20:37 2020 No.23610099 >>23609722 >"It's not rape if there's a contract saying he consented!" >"You raped him until he signed it damn it." >Demon wife wiggles her his while she's typing this >Anon is completely fine with all of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:29:28 2020 No.23610165 >>23610076 What a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:31:46 2020 No.23610174 >>23609892 Trolls stink. They stink badly, and their breath stinks too. But that just makes them more erotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:32:01 2020 No.23610177 >>23610076 >and desires the best for both herself and her mate. That's literally every girl tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:35:05 2020 No.23610215 >>23610076 Monoeye is ugly though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:37:55 2020 No.23610248 >>23607630 >>23608017 Thanks, I must be thinking of another one. The story I was thinking of was the noblewoman getting transformed into a Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:47:25 2020 No.23610333 >>23610177 Her concept of what's best stands above what other girls would imagine. Or do you really think being a pampered cum-pump for some Succu-slut is the best possible outcome for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:53:16 2020 No.23610368 >>23610333 >Projection

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:57:40 2020 No.23610401

>>23610368
Think about it. When a succ looks at you, she sees only one thing—penis. So of course she'll go after that and only that. Maybe a few kisses and hugs here and there, but you can guess what she's really after.

But a Gazer sees every part of you. She'll enjoy each and every bit of your charm. She sees your potential as well, and will happily help you achieve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:59:28 2020 No.23610413 File: 502 KB, 495x733, Soldier beetle 1533488395175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23607389 Soldier beetle is also likely a homage to the Rachnera arachne design, what with the mating limbs and the arthropod eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:59:47 2020 No.23610414 >>23610401 >implying No succs here. Only undead. Cute girls that don't have too many eyes where they shouldn't be, and not enough where they should be. Unless it's a particularly unfortunate zombie girl. Then she gets cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:02:40 2020 No.23610434 File: 288 KB, 900x900, buCubYXu_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just noticed Gazer has four galleries now while no other girl made it to three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:03:37 2020 No.23610447 >>23610413 >mating limbs Pedipalps

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:04:19 2020 No.23610454

>>23608876
Demons buying souls in the MGE is something of fanon, as none of the official material supports it (the "eternity" mentioned in the profile may be hyperbole). Demons in the previous era wanted to corrupt and kill humans, not own their souls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:04:28 2020 No.23610456 >>23610434 Gazerfag is the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:04:38 2020 No.23610458 >>23610434 >that lipstick Who did her make-up, a Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:05:50 2020 No.23610474 >>23610447 Yes, they are pedipalps for the Rachnera arachne design, but beetles lack pedipalps so the term "mating limbs" encompasses both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:08:06 2020 No.23610497 >>23610474 I see, so it's like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:08:21 2020 No.23610500 >>23610458 Hey Wurm-Chan always tries her best when putting on makeup! Even if she always ends up looking like a clown after doing her make up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:09:28 2020 No.23610514 >>23610413 Soldier Beetles are good girls who deserve headpats and all the cut fruit she wants!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:16:12 2020 No.23610574 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, hellhoundwatdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's been FOUR HOURS. Pet me. Do it NOW, or I won't be able to hold back again. This is YOUR fault, PET. ME. NOW!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:17:05 2020 No.23610583

>>23609892
>have Troll waifu
>unfortunately she’s been diagnosed with infertility
>work out in the gardens behind your house with her everyday
>hard work in the gardens often lead to fun times in her garden out there in the dirt and plants
>a couple of months later a loli Dorome shows up in your garden
>waifu is certain Dorome is daughteru made from the love of you two and the garden behind your house

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:18:27 2020 No.23610595 >>23610574 >Hellhound delinquent isn’t so smug after becoming addicted to anons headpats

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:18:33 2020 No.23610597 File: 214 KB, 700x694, w2leaZqI_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23610574 Damn, that's really driving her up the wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:18:44 2020 No.23610603 >>23610574 I want a over exited hellhound. Imagine telling her you can go for a walk after petting her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:25:04 2020 No.23610654

>>23610603
>genki Hellhound childhood friend
>loves to do anything as long as it’s with you
>even if it’s something most hellhounds will tease her for
>ear scritches in public? Sure as long as it’s you scratching her ears
>going on walks with you? Of course! Walks are the best!
>wearing a collar with your name on it? Prepare your pelvis for marriage and lots of daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:30:34 2020 No.23610704 >>23610583 >During the rare cases Mamono Mana doesn't fix Infertility then Elementals based on the monster and the environment start being born instead That would be a pretty cute phenomenon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:33:42 2020 No.23610740 >>23610654 >wearing a collar with your name on it? Prepare your pelvis for marriage and lots of daughterus. >The two of you wearing collars with the others name on it That sounds really cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:37:29 2020 No.23610777 >>23610654 >genki Hellhound childhood friend You can stop, I'm already sold on whatever you're selling me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:50:40 2020 No.23610880 >>23610654 I bet she carries you back to her home when her mom brought out snacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:51:15 2020 No.23610885 File: 231 KB, 1280x904, HTYk1uyR_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well? Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:54:50 2020 No.23610923 >>23610885 I would run out And then run back in with a fire extinguisher

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:55:01 2020 No.23610924 >>23610885 Would want to move those candles to where they won't be knocked over first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:57:57 2020 No.23610946 >>23610885 >candles on a bed Unless shes on a water bed that seems like a major fire hazard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:02:35 2020 No.23610980 >>23610923 >>23610924 >>23610946 The bed is enchanted with resist fire

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:06:03 2020 No.23611010 >>23599077 What makes wolfus go awoo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:08:35 2020 No.23611030 >>23610880 Of course she does! Mama always makes more snacks because she knows Anon will be there with her! And more snacks means more time to play with Anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:10:33 2020 No.23611045 >>23611010 Their husbands.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:17:45 2020 No.23611093
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>>23610980
The candles could still get in the way and/or start a fire on the floor.

Now if they were magic flames that can't actually spread fire, like the magic flame candlesticks popular among monsters in the MGE, then that'd be different (though they would still get in the way on the bed).

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:18:30 2020 No.23611099 >>23611093 JUST FUCK THE DAMN COW

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:21:56 2020 No.23611133 >>23611010 Tearing off their prey's clothes before raping them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:27:17 2020 No.23611175 File: 224 KB, 1577x2000, 1580601769665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23611099 I'd rather run off with this statuesque elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:33:28 2020 No.23611216 >>23611175 look at the little crabo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:38:52 2020 No.23611255 >>23610980 Wont work if the candles are actually four fire elementals ready to pounce on you once you fall for their trap.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:42:01 2020 No.23611285

Monster girl dreams are pretty regular, but have you ever had a nightmare brought to a screeching halt by a monster girl?
>grocery shopping in store
>go to butcher section to buy steaks
>some Kevin J James looking dude standing in front of the section zoned out blocking what I need
>reach to grab a package in front of him
>he grabs my arm and brings my hand near his mouth
>begins ranting about how he needs meat... human meat!
>struggle to pull away as he tries to start eating my hand and chanting “meat”
>notice a small voice chanting with him
>we both stop and turn to see a Wendigo child watching us and chanting “meat awawawa”
>she stops and skitters back to her momma down the cereal aisle
>wake up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:44:33 2020 No.23611302 >>23611285 Little Wendi-Chan saved your life, you should leave meat out on your back doorstep for her tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:48:10 2020 No.23611324 >>23611285 Even in nightmares Wendi-chan is cute.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:49:07 2020 No.23611332
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>>23611285
'tis a sign lad. You have been saved by the Coated Ones from the dark things of the woods. Their brood has claimed you as the Tailor of More Coats, and you shall answer.
Prepare supplies for your pilgrimage: several bones of stretchy meat, warm clothing, and a few vials of salt, paprika, star anise, coriander, pepper, cinnamon, or basil andother spices to taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:53:14 2020 No.23611368 >>23610885 Until I couldn't walk any more, which if her milk is as restorative as I imagine it to be would be a very long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:59:53 2020 No.23611431 >>23611332 Do you think this was a Wendigo family just being nice, or was this one of those “daughter from the future saves her father” type things? >>23611332 I do like Wendigos a lot and have greentexted about their lore and beliefs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:05:44 2020 No.23611476 >>23610215 she can fix that for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:09:39 2020 No.23611517 File: 650 KB, 1414x2000, 1hLJ0IH1_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23611476

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:16:37 2020 No.23611579 File: 1.05 MB, 1400x1383, EWxO-xYX0AczYu8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:17:55 2020 No.23611591 >>23611579 Another one for the guidebook

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:23:31 2020 No.23611635 >>23611579 So this chimaera is part slime, part serpent, part minotaur/holstaur (or other bovine), albeit with the snake-headed tail multiplied?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:24:18 2020 No.23611640 >>23611579 this chimaera looks dangerous

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:24:48 2020 No.23611643 >>23611635 Looking again, the third eye and design of the legs indicates hakutaku.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:25:02 2020 No.23611646 >>23611579 I'm not sure which part to milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:25:05 2020 No.23611647 >>23607509 witches, wurms, hellhounds, wights, and dark elves

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:29:54 2020 No.23611686 >>23611635 She's got the simic symbol on her neck, so probably jellyfish+hydra+other

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:36:23 2020 No.23611733 >>23611686 >>23611579 It's based on MTG's Hydroid Krasis >Havoc is a small price to pay for data

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:36:40 2020 No.23611737 >>23611579 Is she using sea slime powers to project fake wight claws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:38:05 2020 No.23611750 >>23611686 >jellyfish Sea slime probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:40:03 2020 No.23611768 File: 197 KB, 989x716, 0W6iLucz_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] need a morning-after cuddle goat in my life.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:42:42 2020 No.23611793

>>23611737
It probably doesn't drain your energy like a Wight's claws but the slimy texture is enough to make someone come.

You'd probably get restrained and bitten by those hydras too. They might also have an aphrodisiac venom to make you stop struggling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:51:19 2020 No.23611857 File: 332 KB, 1920x1080, EWwGrMtWsCwjJA4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599077

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:54:28 2020 No.23611881 >>23611857 Giant Friendly Cancer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:55:40 2020 No.23611886 >>23611881 Strike her weakpoint for massive orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:21:51 2020 No.23612118 File: 243 KB, 1400x1563, 1587811032159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:26:05 2020 No.23612165 >>23612118 no smelly moos allowed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:28:25 2020 No.23612187 >>23607177 >Best new mom on the mug Jesus, this pic is even sadder than I remember.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:29:18 2020 No.23612197 >>23612118 >You have found The Secret Holstaur Level!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:31:30 2020 No.23612218 >>23612197 Should I reinstall Diablo 2?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:33:26 2020 No.23612245 >>23612218 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:36:10 2020 No.23612277 >>23612118 I want a salamander who is that busty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:39:02 2020 No.23612299 >>23612245 Okay smart guy, what class do I pick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:40:48 2020 No.23612309 >>23612299 Play barbarian and spam leap, it will be funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:41:23 2020 No.23612318 >>23612309 Okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:46:05 2020 No.23612367 >>23612277 Wouldn't her massive oppai get in the way in combat? Or does she use it as some sort of counterweight for a heavy weapon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:48:11 2020 No.23612387 >>23612367 her massive oppai IS the weapon have you ever been hit over the head by a 20 kilogram anything? it hurts quite a bit, even if it's soft

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:49:29 2020 No.23612400 >>23612367 Yes and yes. Also a weakpoint if you grapple her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:53:56 2020 No.23612445 >>23607835 Being able to morf into a giant chthonic spider tho... Can you become a spiderbro without dicking a nacho?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:56:25 2020 No.23612465

>>23612367
A salamander who was once a great warrior but now can’t fight for anything because of her supersized tits is moe. Imagine her trying to take a swing only to be knocked offbalance by her massive tatas. She would start to cry that she’ll never defeat and marry her crush now only to have him pounce on her, driven mad by her bouncing bountiful bosoms and supreme cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:03:28 2020 No.23612511 File: 163 KB, 850x1202, 1547187480392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Research assistant! We shall bear witness to all of Doctor Who, with each episode being picked in turn by a random number generator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:05:28 2020 No.23612535 >>23612511 ……[ spoiler]Even new Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:09:00 2020 No.23612564 >>23612535 Hi there! You must be new around here! Did you know that to make spoilers you can press ctrl + s? Make sure to use this feature to avoid pulling boners in the future! You faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:11:42 2020 No.23612586 >>23612564 I fucked up the space, between [ and s, my space bar is busted to the point that its super sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:12:58 2020 No.23612607 File: 473 KB, 1086x912, 1495076852620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23612586 Sure anon, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:13:10 2020 No.23612610 >>23612535 can you please get raped by, like, six hellhounds? it will make me happy because you need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:15:38 2020 No.23612630 >>23612607 Anon, why would Lich-san inflict that suffering on a human? >>23612610 I'd be happy to be raped by hellhounds but if you think I'm asking that out of hope you're dead wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:15:40 2020 No.23612631 >>23612511 Sure, but can we skip anything past the 12th doctor? The show really started to go down hill from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:16:44 2020 No.23612644 >>23612630 >>23612631 All will be witnessed. You may choose not to watch provided you go down on her, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:19:50 2020 No.23612677 >>23612644 This is perfectly acceptable compromise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:23:34 2020 No.23612718 >>23612644 I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:29:24 2020 No.23612767 >>23612277 i want a salamander where all the fat went to her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:29:34 2020 No.23612771 >>23612644 As long as she puts on headphones when that part comes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:31:00 2020 No.23612785 >>23612771 Surely her meaty thighs are enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:37:06 2020 No.23612847 >>23612607 >"Dear, Wendi-chan is on the washer again, should I grab her?" >"She's not harming anything, just making lots of noise" >Wendidad keeps reading the newspaper while the house fills with vibrating awawas

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:38:14 2020 No.23612854 >>23612511 >"Sure thing ;^)" >next day leave an open laptop with a "how to KYS so a Lich can't undo it" typed into the search bar Time to give her a hint she either upgrades her scheisse taste or leaves me out of its indulgence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:38:51 2020 No.23612858 >>23612644 >Breaking news >Anon chose to be raped by 6 Hellhounds instead of watching a certain Lich's new show Brought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:45:47 2020 No.23612922 >>23612847 Does Wendi-dad know where those vibrations are stimulating her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:47:25 2020 No.23612937 >>23612922 He has to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:48:20 2020 No.23612947 >>23612937 Might have to keep an eye on that neighbor boy from now on...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:50:33 2020 No.23612966 File: 1.31 MB, 2000x2518, Aaaa2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599077

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:50:50 2020 No.23612967 I bet my Anubis friend would really get into an XCOM game

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:51:51 2020 No.23612976 >>23612947 Or make sure to wear a chastity belt to bed so she doesn't get any 'ideas'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:52:41 2020 No.23612984 >>23612976 That doesn't sound like something Wendidad would do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:53:24 2020 No.23612990 >>23612922 Of course! She’s getting ready for him

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:53:42 2020 No.23612994 >>23612967 She would get immensely angry when her well though out plans fall to pieces from RNG

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:56:18 2020 No.23613011 >>23612994 >one of her guys miss a 98% chance shot >panic intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:56:26 2020 No.23613013 >>23612966 Radical!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:03:04 2020 No.23613057 File: 885 KB, 1500x2172, 76881836_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she looking at me like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:04:05 2020 No.23613066 >>23613057 You opened a can of Pringles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:05:44 2020 No.23613082 >>23612984 I don't know if he even sleeps at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:06:07 2020 No.23613088 >>23612994 that's why you use grenades. an explosion can't miss, can't be dodged, and usually deals a lot of damage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:08:01 2020 No.23613102 >>23608337 Makes me think of some kind of flower, actually. Those ones with tons of cascading mini-blossoms

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:08:16 2020 No.23613107 >>23612511 Meh, can we just watch the Matt Smith, and Peter Capaldi seasons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:09:38 2020 No.23613116 >>23612994 They'd totally be the type to savescum

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:13:09 2020 No.23613148 >>23612967 Do they like spreadsheet simulators like EVE Online?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:14:04 2020 No.23613153

>>23613057
I couldn’t be able to do anything against her in that ridiculous armor, I’m laughing too much at it already. She’s gonna have to wear something different if she wants to bed me because I really don’t want to fuck Lord Zedd from the power rangers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:15:21 2020 No.23613160 >>23612966 >Skate fast, eat trash. Get it? Because she’s a trash panda.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:23:01 2020 No.23613204
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>>23599852
>how does she make money to support your lifestyles?

She doesnt. Living in cities or human settlements is for weakasses monsters. Human men are meant to be raped and live in a forest or cave. A true monster will make her husband be happy living in nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:23:59 2020 No.23613209 >>23613204 BLUE BOARD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:24:13 2020 No.23613210 >>23613148 If it let's her organise things and/or boss people around, she'll love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:24:55 2020 No.23613215 >>23613204 >Not using the censored version Well anon, I hope you have fun on your vacation.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:25:29 2020 No.23613218
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>>23613160
a raccoon dog is not a raccoon.
pic related is an example of a raccoon: dutiful, honest, hard-working wife
i don't have example pics of raccoon-dogs, but i heard they're tricksters, which is complete opposite of raccoons

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:27:28 2020 No.23613232 Am I the only Hellhound fag that when her profile came out I started thinking she is UGLY but.... ended up liking her more and more to the point she is my waifu and see her as a 10/10 in looks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:29:37 2020 No.23613251 >>23612967 How does she feel about Apophis in the new game?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:29:39 2020 No.23613252
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>>23599852
Well a lich can make quite a nice penny by selling her services to whatever Lilim or demon that pays the most at the time.
Not like she has a lot of morals about what her research can be used for as long it pays the bill for her to pursue her own goals and research.
Only issue is that she might be dragged along for some campaign to take over a order city or something, but that's just a way for us to see more of the world, even if she would prefer to be back at her tower and cuddle me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:31:49 2020 No.23613265 >>23613088 Hoo Rah! Use Grenade! https://youtube.com/watch?v=yPwvq_IrVMY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:37:05 2020 No.23613320 who would win in bed? a giga-bear daddy with a good foot-long dick or a very smol, tight, and lewd "8-year-old" bapho loli?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:43:38 2020 No.23613367 >>23613320 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:55:18 2020 No.23613474 Bullying mindflayers by wearing ear protection!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:00:04 2020 No.23613505 >>23613474 I though that was meant for bullying pharaohs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:00:15 2020 No.23613510 >>23613474 Well then they just have to find another hole then, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:03:10 2020 No.23613523 >>23613505 That too! Would ear protection work against sphinxes? >>23613510 I'll plug my nose!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:11:20 2020 No.23613567 >>23613218 i wanna smell her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:23:51 2020 No.23613646 File: 323 KB, 965x833, RataCUNNY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a rata to pin me between her thighs

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:25:45 2020 No.23613662

>>23613252
>Ms Lich, I wish to acquire you services for-
>"Are you paying for it?"
>Oh, um. Yes?
>"Good, then I'll do it".
>Don't you want to know what it is?
>"Don't need to, you said you were going to pay me"
>... I wanted to tell you about my idea to take over a whole county
>"That'll cost extra for the time I'm missing out on experimenting with my assistant"
>What are you experimenting anyhow?
>"The effects of love in a relationship. The test are going great."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:26:37 2020 No.23613665 >>23613646 But Ratas are so tiny anon! How is she gonna do that? You aren't a pinhead, are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:29:25 2020 No.23613696 >>23613665 She tries her best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:30:11 2020 No.23613703 >>23613696 That'd be incredibly cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:30:40 2020 No.23613709 Which monster gives the best headpats?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:32:27 2020 No.23613722 >>23613709 Dark elves and Mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:34:10 2020 No.23613733 >>23613709 all the dog-girls and fox-girls, for they they have first-hand experience in the art of headpats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:34:38 2020 No.23613737 >>23613523 >I'll plug my nose! Watch out, mouthbreathers are easy targets for Mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:36:22 2020 No.23613751 >>23613709 >tfw no monster to give me headpats and scalp massage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:46:40 2020 No.23613822 >>23613709 Headpats are best given from momsters and auntsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:47:13 2020 No.23613825 >>23613709 Wurm, the answer is always wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:49:42 2020 No.23613839 >>23613822 Okay, what's the best momster species?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:52:34 2020 No.23613862 >>23613839 foxes and demons

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:52:37 2020 No.23613864 >>23613709 Alices, by a significant margin.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:02:01 2020 No.23613930

>>23613011
>>23612994
Just get here to play Darkest Dungeon
>everything going swell, bashing pig monsters in the Warrens
>encounter some bleed-pigs and shit
>they land three crits on my frontline leper, while much of my team misses or hits for single digit damage, stopping the bleeds but healing the leper for only 3 or 4 damage
>deaths door by the hits alone
>bleed damage kills him
>stresses the highway man into the masochistic affliction, who as my new front line, he decides to just absorb damage rather than deal it
>encounter lasts long enough for the pigs to call in reinforcements
By the time I finally finished the encounter, I was down to a single cleric
Fuck that game can be fun until it isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:05:53 2020 No.23613959 I had a lovely dream about Trumparts last night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:08:23 2020 No.23613970 >>23613839 Debatable, but Wurms are motherly in canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:08:44 2020 No.23613978 >>23613959 Do tell!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:09:12 2020 No.23613984 File: 857 KB, 1000x1050, hellpaws.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23613709 Any of them with big meaty paws. Human hands just can't compete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:09:55 2020 No.23613989 >>23613709 there is nothing better than giving a headpat to a walking rape femme fatale demon, and most of the heavily dominant monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:12:15 2020 No.23614006 >>23613970 They just need to learn "he looked sad" is not a reason to adopt a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:17:05 2020 No.23614032 File: 657 KB, 2250x2800, 71864459_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure to make yourself seem as big as possible to scare off grizzlies

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:18:52 2020 No.23614042

>>23613978
A Cheshire decided that I needed to go to Wonderland. But before she could start her regular game, a Club Trumpart spotted me and warped me into her card home. She said I looked like the antiheroes she lusts over, and wanted me to at the very least pose for her while she schlicked. Her card realm was a bedroom with non-Euclidean geometry that contorted such that everything was an arm's reach from her bed. After she came - and squirted all over me no less - I decided to sit down next to her. She had used her magic - as an Eight of Clubs, quite strong - to write a prophetic book, to help her find a husband. She summarized stuff to me, told me I was the guy, and ended up getting flustered when I asked if she wanted me to stay with her.
That was when her friend showed up - a Hearts who was incredibly energetic, and had been watching us the whole time. She somehow hid her card portal inside the Club's realm. She was an enthusiastic shipper, and got off on watching us. She used some kind of magic that made me both numb and aroused, and I ended up taking the Clubs girl's virginity while the Hearts girl watched and touched herself, regularly splashing her fluids on both of us. I woke up not too long after, but I remember the Hearts girl dragging in the Cheshire that was looking for me, and getting ready to have her rape me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:19:25 2020 No.23614044 >>23614032 So instead of looking like a small daki, I look like a medium/large daki to them? Wouldn't that make them get more aggressive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:20:10 2020 No.23614049 >>23614006 That's actually a pretty good reason Male suicide is horribly prolific Monstergirl adoption of sad and suicidal men has been shown to reduce male suicide by 100%

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:20:14 2020 No.23614051 >>23614032 I can try but they're still soft after winter hibernation, which kicked into quarantine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:20:48 2020 No.23614052 >>23613839 That’s a tough question. A lot of MGs can fall under the ‘best mom’ category. But I’d have to say Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:22:50 2020 No.23614062 >>23614049 Having a mother in my life again might make me suicidal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:24:17 2020 No.23614073 >>23614062 Having a good mother instead might help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:25:12 2020 No.23614081 >>23614062 Sounds like you need a momster to fix that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:29:09 2020 No.23614097 >>23614062 The Wurm will wear a mustache and ask if you want to throw around a beer or have a football.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:37:37 2020 No.23614141 File: 516 KB, 781x1546, WightPower.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for dead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:39:43 2020 No.23614154 >>23614141 it's never time to dead. but i want that wight to actively pursue me for a romantic relationship by force and try to use her clever tactics to trick me into sex with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:43:01 2020 No.23614173 >>23614097 Do people actually drink beer? >>23614073 >>23614081 I'd perceive any attempts at maternal affection as a backhanded insult or a way to justify impending abuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:48:28 2020 No.23614216 >>23614173 >I'd perceive any attempts at maternal affection as a backhanded insult or a way to justify impending abuse. Mindflayer momster can fix this case of wrongthink!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:49:52 2020 No.23614225 >>23614042 That sounds great

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:50:10 2020 No.23614227 >>23614173 She'll love you in a different way then, just let her know

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:50:23 2020 No.23614230 File: 3.24 MB, 1920x1080, 121746325435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's hungry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:50:58 2020 No.23614239 >>23614216 Sure, that's a quick and sinple fix. But if the mind magic ever wears off, that's an easy way to lead me into more distrust and resentment, and likely a desire to escape by any means possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:52:49 2020 No.23614247 >>23614230 She was the best girl in the show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:53:43 2020 No.23614253 >>23614141 can her spectral hands hold semen or does it spurt through them onto her bust?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:55:53 2020 No.23614264 >>23614239 I know the feeling...but I must ask... I'm of two minds regarding a lot of fetishes, mind-fuckery being a big one. Why are you so comfortable letting a flayer poke around in there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:56:39 2020 No.23614272 >>23614227 I wouldn't want sexual/romantic love from someone motherly, and maternal affection discomforts me. I guess she could try acting like a friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:57:26 2020 No.23614277 >>23614173 >Do people actually drink beer? Most people do, anon. You're the weird one for assuming they don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:57:41 2020 No.23614279 File: 3.27 MB, 1869x1750, 7701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614247 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:58:47 2020 No.23614287 >>23614279 Yeah, pretty sure.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:59:55 2020 No.23614293

>>23614264
I have a lot of issues that, so far as I've experienced, mundane means can't help with. I've never met a supportive therapist, and antidepressants worsened my condition to the point where I've made more progress in the past two years without any medication (I can recognize my own reflection now!) than I did when was on them. Further, I don't know how to properly communicate my emotions, so a Flayer would be one of the few species of mamono that would be capable of knowing what I'm feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:01:07 2020 No.23614299 >>23614277 None of my friends or family do, and I don't either. Any of them that tried it hated it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:02:44 2020 No.23614305 >>23614293 I see... that's kinda sweet, actually. I hope it would go well, you with a flayer.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:06:48 2020 No.23614320

>>23614305
And while I wouldn't want a motherly Flayer who brute-forced through my issues, a younger Flayer - something like late teens-early twenties in form and personality - would be very nice. Use her Flaying to suppress any of my issues that can't be worked on at the moment, and use her mind magic to help me communicate, at least with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:10:05 2020 No.23614336 >>23614230 I'm famished!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:10:58 2020 No.23614346 File: 2.25 MB, 480x480, 13486732765874354.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for milking. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:11:07 2020 No.23614348 >>23614272 If that's what makes you happy, then that makes her happy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:12:38 2020 No.23614357 >>23614348 I don't know what would make me happy. I've never witnessed a parent-child dynamic that wasn't mutually antagonistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:12:46 2020 No.23614358 >>23614346 Yes ma'am!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:13:02 2020 No.23614361

All this talk has got me to thinking...

It's tough having a waifu that's so powerful. Sure, it's a relief and even a thrill in battle or everyday life, but it's scary in the bedroom. I'm a stubborn man, full of pride, but I crumble immediately in the face of affection and pleasure.

Now and again, thoughts of my waifu are plagued by fears of what she could do to me, easily and without any possibility of my resisting. The cornerstone of our relationship is her word that she wouldn't do such a thing, but I still wish I was stronger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:14:02 2020 No.23614369 >>23614357 Dang My mom and I are practically best friends. Sure, there are times when she talks on the phone waaaaaaay too long, but no one is perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:14:03 2020 No.23614370 >>23614346 What's with the fluff? Is it a part of the coat, or did she grow a fluff collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:15:04 2020 No.23614381 >>23614361 Where you lack in physical power, expand in mental, emotional, and spirtual power

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:15:42 2020 No.23614387 File: 285 KB, 718x671, 8Xv9-pGx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SWORDLIM HAS COLOR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:17:50 2020 No.23614405 >>23614361 that's why you get a weak wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:19:35 2020 No.23614419 >>23614230 Yup, making pepperoni jalepeno pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:21:04 2020 No.23614430 >>23614387 Shit.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:22:33 2020 No.23614440

>>23614369
I don't want to get too deep into it, but my mother has never seen me as a person, and my father when he was alive had a tendency to treat conversations as games, and would frequently play devil's advocate from random perspectives, or even flip his assumed position on something halfway through a conversation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:25:19 2020 No.23614459 >>23614387 Finally!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:25:31 2020 No.23614460
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>>23614361
Incubi are hard to kill in general. Even though you may not gain superhuman strength or fighting skills (though you likely could if you worked hard enough), you'll still become durable enough that even if the wife made a mistake it wouldn't be devastating.

And in any event, the protective effects of the mana that always surrounds her body are automatic/reflexive when it comes to bedroom activities. She literally can't seriously hurt you while having sex.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:25:45 2020 No.23614463

>>23614381
My physical strength is a joke. The others are okay. My biggest deal is that I learn fast and can be rather stubborn.

But then comes my weakness to compassion, as well as lust. I think she could use her powers to help me out there, but I get the feeling it will backfire in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:28:22 2020 No.23614490 >>23614460 i want to be subject to the desires of a monster while i'm still a weak human and she must be gentle

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:29:26 2020 No.23614499 >>23614062 Oh yeah, you again.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:30:29 2020 No.23614508

>>23614460
I'm not worried about physical injury. I'm worried about getting mindbroken, and becoming for my waifu something less than what I would like to be.

We have dreams and ambitions, and being a pleasure-soaked cumpump doesn't exactly help with those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:34:31 2020 No.23614531 >>23614440 I'm very sorry to hear that Anon. At least you know better than to follow in their footsteps When you are blessed with a family, make sure to never be like them

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:35:49 2020 No.23614536

>>23614508
The way I see it, between the profiles being written by/for the Order in-universe, and what's shown in the World Guides and other supplementary material, the "mindless cumpump" result for most species is propaganda and/or an exaggeration of incubus/mamono sex lives compared to human
/human sex lives. As far as I can tell, only Matango, Jubjub, and Dark Angel want mindless cumpumps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:36:54 2020 No.23614542 >>23614531 Yeah, they're a good example of what not to do. Same with my aunts and uncles and grandparents - lots of examples on how not to be a parent.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:38:30 2020 No.23614555

>>23614536
>Dark Angel want mindless cumpumps.
Dark Angels do want more sex than most monsters, yes, but they don't make their husband a mindless semen dispenser. The profile talks about the angel adapting to the man's taste, so it should be safe to assume that they will also adapt to his schedule. Expect sex to be on the same frequency as a Ryu if you have one, but they will also enjoy non-sexual activities with you!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:40:59 2020 No.23614573

>>23614555
>It is said that they dwell in a place called “Pandemonium.” Once she has completely corrupted a man she has captured, a dark angel will carry him off to this place. It is said to be a location where space-time is distorted due to the power of the “The Fallen God,” a dimension where there's no aging or starvation and the same moment continues for eternity. After returning to this place with a man, a dark angel will have sex with the man for eternity in the absence of time, leading a lifestyle that is solely consumed by the desire to continually indulge in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:41:44 2020 No.23614582 >>23614573 Which KC clarified to be hyperbole like every other fucking time that language has been used.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:43:23 2020 No.23614595 >>23614440 >had a tendency to treat conversations as games, and would frequently play devil's advocate from random perspectives, or even flip his assumed position on something halfway through a conversation. Literally me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:43:59 2020 No.23614600 >>23614595 You sound like a Jew

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:44:39 2020 No.23614607 >>23614573 The profiles have been known to contain exaggerations, and I believe that the wishes of the husband would override most traits that they find unappealing, like having constant sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:44:58 2020 No.23614608 >>23614582 Either way, Sasha the dark priest shows us that just because its in a race's usual behavior to go to Pandemonium, doesn't mean they have to. She's perfectly happy staying in the normal world with the rest of the harem.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:47:16 2020 No.23614623

>>23614361
I think it's pretty dope that an ushi oni could be humping me against the wall and have a decent chance of not noticing a sword sticking out of her back as the arterial spray corrupts a would be rescuer.
Sometime later she wonders why there's a second ushi hanging around.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:47:29 2020 No.23614627

>>23614608
I forgot about that. Thanks for the counterexample!

>>23614607
I know about the exaggerations, but Pandemonium is universally depicted as the exaggerated state in perpetuity. Still, a Dark Angel content to stay in the material world would be very nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:47:36 2020 No.23614628 >>23614600 No, merely a detached autist who only finds conversation interesting when it involves fucking with the other party

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:50:07 2020 No.23614647

>>23614536
I know, it's just that I have a lot of—shall we say—dark fantasies that my waifu could easily indulge in with her powers.

But I feel uneasy about such fantasies. Worse, going with what you said, I feel she's the more reluctant of the two of us to indulge in such fantasies. So the pressure is on her to hold back. And the fear is that I'll be the one push for my own destruction at her hands.

Paradoxically, if I talked to her about this stuff, I'd imagine she would use those same powers to put my mind at ease, and repeat her promise not to harm me in such a way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:51:01 2020 No.23614654 >>23608680 Why not just go too the /vg/ monster girl threads? At least 1/8th of their posts are just circlejerking about how dumb the MGE and KC is and majority of them love the idea that Monster Girls will do something tragic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:51:04 2020 No.23614656

>>23614627
>Still, a Dark Angel content to stay in the material world would be very nice.
Have you ever considered a monsterized angel? They would happily take part in your lewd fantasies, while not having any complications or connections with the Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:51:06 2020 No.23614657 >>23614623 How did she survive there arterial bleeding?! That's normally a death sentence for any living thing without immediate trauma care

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:51:44 2020 No.23614662 >>23614600 >You sound like a Jew Not him, but please do not insult my culture of petty arguments and passive aggressive bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:52:31 2020 No.23614670 >>23614657 She strong

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:52:50 2020 No.23614673 File: 1.34 MB, 5626x6000, 80682805_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23599077

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:52:56 2020 No.23614675 >>23608551 I can't write tragedies. I get too sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:53:13 2020 No.23614679 >>23614346 This is why Farmhands are being scared off! The Minotaurs are too intense!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:54:22 2020 No.23614689 >>23608551 >>23608590 I wish you people would go away >>23608680 That's just another way of saying edgy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:54:31 2020 No.23614691 >>23614673 >EXPLOOOOOSSSIIIONN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:55:29 2020 No.23614703 >>23614656 I'd see a Dark Angel more as being a smug, adaptable pervert and a monsterized Angel being more like Anna Nishikomiya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:55:54 2020 No.23614707 >>23614670 It's not a matter of strength Anon, it's a matter of stopping the bleeding without totally severing the bloodflow to the limbs She must've really packed the wound well with her web. Glad she recovered well from it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:56:30 2020 No.23614709 >>23614675 Have you considered writing sins instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:58:39 2020 No.23614731 >>23608535 Just think of undead Yeti cuddles to cheer up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:59:49 2020 No.23614743 >>23614689 >Noooooo! Don't ruin my hugbox with your greentexts that I could always just ignore or hide! Haha imagine if you killed yourself before a secret admirer monster could confess to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:01:07 2020 No.23614748 >>23614731 Careful, Undead Yetis know powerful moves like [Death's Embrace] which as a chance of being a 1 hit KO

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:01:10 2020 No.23614750

>>23608551
>>23608590
>>23608619
>>23608680
I was thinking of a story in which the male character has a horribly tragic backstory, but meets a monstergirl who likes him. He likes her too, but does the best he can to hide his tragic background from her, his attempts making her suspicious of something.
Eventually his tragedy bursts forth, horrifying the monstergirl, even bringing her to tears, but instead of leaving him she ensures to him that she's with him forever, and together they build a happier future
Would that be too dark?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:02:00 2020 No.23614755 i really want to get irresponsibly gangbanged by a bunch evil gazers at the gazer goo ponds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:02:02 2020 No.23614756 >>23614750 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:02:05 2020 No.23614757 >>23614743 Thanks for confirming

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:03:48 2020 No.23614766 >>23614748 >undead Yeti accidentally cuddles her partner to death >Emergency Lich resurrection >"Yay, now we can cuddle forever and ever!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:04:50 2020 No.23614772 >>23614750 Tragedy isn't bad. Sad isn't bad. What the thread has issues with is bad ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:06:07 2020 No.23614779 File: 3.05 MB, 3333x5000, 1588194367543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614673

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:07:25 2020 No.23614788 >>23614750 No, that's perfect. Also, you seam to confuse tragedy with bad end. Tragedy happens in MGE, it drive plot and character growth but bad ends don't really happen at all. So in short: Do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:07:41 2020 No.23614791 >>23614750 Anon that would be cute as heck. The only way you would get yelled at is if you had a bad end with either of them fucking off or dying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:08:07 2020 No.23614794 >>23614779 Always knew Megumin was the most aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:09:14 2020 No.23614802 >>23614689 >Can't handle a little tragedy without throwing a bitch fit Post photos of you and your new husband on portal day, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:11:03 2020 No.23614819 >>23614794 Megumin is CUTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0NA10Ea5Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:11:59 2020 No.23614829 >>23614689 Edgy would mean I'm going around just being all dark and shit and not just responding to something with an explanation and that being the end of my input.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:12:47 2020 No.23614837 File: 282 KB, 512x512, 1584315821060.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614794 She canonically is, she femdoms Kazuma in LNs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:15:05 2020 No.23614867 File: 221 KB, 2000x1677, 55ba7f_7680600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your orc party member finds your sketches of thick muscly gals

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:15:13 2020 No.23614870 >>23614837 Not normally into femdom, but that gif is really hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:15:14 2020 No.23614872 File: 153 KB, 640x480, nacho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even jelly Nachos know to not split up a couple

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:15:19 2020 No.23614874

>>23614802
Lets get this straight, you're defending
>I've tried posting some just for bants, but I usually get yelled at and asked to leave, I think my last one was about mg's reverting to pre-succ DL form and a sandworm digesting her husband, leaving her in despair. That may have just been because it was too close to vorefag territory
"bants" just being code for "trolling" here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:17:09 2020 No.23614891 >>23614837 jesus Christ, that is so hot. i want a monster to take me one like this and give me no other choice but to love her. i need more stories like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:17:13 2020 No.23614892 >>23614837 Considering going monster would probably increase her spell-power/mana capacity she would get turned pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:17:58 2020 No.23614897 File: 212 KB, 1405x1494, 1580352056944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614867 >Oh? What's this?.. >'Gorsha is so strong, I wish she would carry me with her big strong arms, I want to be caught in her powerful green embrace.' >HA! NERD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:18:11 2020 No.23614901 >>23614872 >jelly nachos i like peanut butter nachos. delicious brown chaos spiders tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:18:11 2020 No.23614902 >>23614874 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:19:38 2020 No.23614916 >>23614779 I would like to see Darkness as a Night Gaunt. Her extreme masochism would make a good fit with a monster that gives up her entire body to be covered with slime, be molested, and groped at her husband's whim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:20:22 2020 No.23614925 >>23614755 Gazers are solitary, unless they happen to be blood related, and even then it's pretty rare. In short, and with few exceptions, Gazers hate all other Gazers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:20:31 2020 No.23614927 File: 1.46 MB, 1386x1700, 1570660004343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614897 Get bullied, nerds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:20:38 2020 No.23614928 File: 269 KB, 697x642, 1588195238679.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614867 I'm more concerned about the skinny girls finding out my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:23:10 2020 No.23614954 >>23614927 >They can feel the ground shake in the nearest village, several miles away. >The faint sound of a 'THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.' is in sync with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:25:48 2020 No.23614984 >>23614837 What mamano is the best to do this to you?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:27:34 2020 No.23614998

>>23614928
>Work up the nerve and mental preparation to ask Gazer waifu to put me under hypnosis
>Gazer has taken note of my muscle fixation in the past few weeks
>Puts me in a trance to see her as muscular
>Makes it so me muscles feel scrawny, weak, and exhausted compared to her
>She can easily push me down and have her way with me
>Does just that
>Body feels incredibly sensitive to her strong but skilled stimulations, a completely different but no less pleasurable sensation than our usual foreplay
>Leglocks me after I put it in, squeezing down almost to the point where it would be painful, but not quite
>Pussy as much of a vice as ever, but her tight hold on the rest of me makes for a unique experience to enjoy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:29:03 2020 No.23615009 >>23614984 My waifu, after easing my troubles the best she can, but reaching the conclusion that ending things with words alone just wouldn't be enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:30:39 2020 No.23615017 File: 307 KB, 1468x1961, 1581680185086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614984 Any small girl could do it for me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:34:38 2020 No.23615051

>>23614897
>>23614928
>Musclegirls find out I'm not into them at all, and that I like thin, delicate girls
>After some increasingly disappointed attempts at convincing me otherwise, they accept it
>After some lighthearted mocking, they offer to help me work out so that I can better protect the girls I'd want
>End up with some cool, platonic mamono friends who wingman for me with the girls I like

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:36:23 2020 No.23615060 >>23615051 Mmm, comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:38:27 2020 No.23615075 >>23614897 Would she be offended if I begged to lick her abs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:38:43 2020 No.23615078 File: 526 KB, 1200x1800, 74241750_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extremely thicc demons

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:42:39 2020 No.23615107 >>23615078 nice, nice, but what's she like? what's her personality like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:45:09 2020 No.23615131 >>23614984 Ratatoskr

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:45:36 2020 No.23615135 >>23614750 >Would that be too dark? depends on how you write it. it does sound like its got a good end so i say give it a shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:47:58 2020 No.23615152 File: 90 KB, 755x1021, Witch9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"And for my next magic trick, I'll make this fat adult cock... disappear!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:49:35 2020 No.23615165 >>23615152 Fucking your husband isn't a magic trick, witch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:49:49 2020 No.23615169 >>23614870 that's because you're into gentle femdom which is very hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:51:01 2020 No.23615173 File: 1.33 MB, 3444x3558, 1568593263348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23614984 my fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:52:20 2020 No.23615183 File: 2.94 MB, 2484x2835, 1579689224016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mauspunk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:57:55 2020 No.23615212 >>23615165 When you consider the sizes involved it can be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:05:12 2020 No.23615256 >>23615165 >Creating new life >Not the greatest of all magics If she really wanted to impress me she'd birth a son, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:11:36 2020 No.23615290 File: 1.88 MB, 1124x1500, 1584512856395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615183 Snowmaus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:12:34 2020 No.23615293 File: 281 KB, 850x1200, zW63bzbx5aY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold! An Automaton!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:13:43 2020 No.23615298 >>23615165 >>23615212 i want to bulge a puppy witch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:15:35 2020 No.23615302 Would Beelzebub or Devil Bugs make for good meidos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:17:11 2020 No.23615312 >>23615290 What a pack rat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:18:41 2020 No.23615320 >>23615302 They would be the best worst maids you could ever ask for!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:20:18 2020 No.23615328 >>23615320 sloppy beelzebub maid that just sucks your dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:22:14 2020 No.23615344 >>23615328 Of course! It's her favorite thing to clean!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:34:03 2020 No.23615424

>>23615302
Beelzebubs are royalty, you know! Just look at their little crowns!

At least, that's probably what she'd say it you tried to get her to clean up so much as your bedroom. I doubt they'd take too well to the role of a maid.

Better go with the Devil Bugs

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:35:10 2020 No.23615437
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make sure that in-case you're being pursued by a hellhound in the volcanic regions, dress in all black and go hide in very dark places. Hellhounds can't distinguish colors since they're doggos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:36:04 2020 No.23615449 >>23615290 I want to be that Maus Merchant's bodyguard, I can help with carrying that huge backpack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:37:20 2020 No.23615457 >>23615437 Better be an excellent match, 'cause their contrast detection is off the charts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:37:33 2020 No.23615460 >>23615424 Unless she's the Burger Queen, her royal blood isn't gonna stop me from putting her in uniform and giving her a feather duster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:39:33 2020 No.23615480 >>23614772 >>23614788 >>23614791 Oh yeah if the situation is bad end fuck that noise. I'm just talking about having difficult conversations and moments in the middle

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:41:38 2020 No.23615488 >>23615298 I want to bulge a loli dark mage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:42:25 2020 No.23615491 >>23615437 KC doesn't do the whole monster girls sharing the disadvantages of the animal they're based off thing like crabman does, Hellhounds can likely see color

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:44:49 2020 No.23615505 >>23615491 He specifically said they could iirc, in the same way they can eat chocolate perfectly fine except for making a melty mess with the fire-oriented girls..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:45:49 2020 No.23615515 File: 52 KB, 535x566, Hellhound59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I convince a hellhound to have a proper wedding before we have sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:45:53 2020 No.23615516 >>23615437 I'm pretty sure that a hellhound could tell it was you by your soap/deodorant/shampoo being the only thing that didn't smell like sulfur or soot. And the only thing that squeaks when she pokes you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:47:26 2020 No.23615523 >>23614707 The profile notes they have regenerative powers, but all the same it's only "minor wounds" that they don't notice at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:48:34 2020 No.23615528 >>23614647 Can't believe I never mentioned...my waifu is a Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:50:04 2020 No.23615540 >>23615515 Love-Colored Master Spark

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:50:10 2020 No.23615541 >>23615515 getting married on the spot okaysexgo

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:51:36 2020 No.23615551

>>23615437
>Hellhounds can't distinguish colors since they're doggos.
That part isn't even entirely true for real dogs. They have two types of cone cells compared to three in humans, so they see less colors than humans, but still can distinguish some of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:56:07 2020 No.23615593 >>23602047 What you get for lurking outside your board

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:59:01 2020 No.23615608 >>23610248 Does anyone know what story I'm talking about? I can't remember the name. It was about a mercenary and a noble woman who gets turned into a salamander by a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:06:34 2020 No.23615652 >>23615608 Burning edge?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:07:09 2020 No.23615656 >>23615652 Yep that was it thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:09:39 2020 No.23615673 File: 545 KB, 1223x1555, 1573960712668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615131 I agree

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:14:45 2020 No.23615719 >>23615293 >#2 Where is #1?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:15:33 2020 No.23615724 File: 431 KB, 800x666, RedCherry_or_BlueRaspberry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is your second favorite slime flavor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:16:38 2020 No.23615729 >>23615724 Water flavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:21:35 2020 No.23615776 >>23615724 Boysenberry Though if we ever get a pineapple or coconut flavor, she'll have me eating out of her hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:27:43 2020 No.23615833 >>23615724 orange

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:29:19 2020 No.23615848 File: 34 KB, 267x332, 1563046964497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care how "normie" it is, I want to be wrapped up by a goddamn Lamia. You have NO FUCKING IDEA how bad I need it. My dick has been insatiable for days now fuccccck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:29:57 2020 No.23615853 >>23615724 Spearmint. #1 is probably Red Slime flavor.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:31:49 2020 No.23615862
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>>23615480
For some examples of canon tragic stories, you have:

1. Francisca, the sickly royal pariah who lost her only friends growing up and ended up bedridden and suicidal.

2. The "you" from Fallen Maidens who ended up on the street with his parents for befriending a girl above his class, said parents later dying and resulting in the boy living in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood.

3. Merse, who's own mother blinded her in one of her eyes and abandoned her father.

4. Saphirette who studied for years and gave up potential esteemed positions for the sake of helping her impoverished homeland, only to have her requests for aid rejected because her home was regarded as unimportant to the Order.

5. Prince Caspar from Al-Mar whose life consisted of almost Game of Throne-style political shenanigans and war, culminating in his lover, the mermaid princess Difina, sacrificing her life to save everyone (and thankfully being revived by Poseidon herself as a undine).

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:33:51 2020 No.23615880 File: 143 KB, 673x922, Lamia extra art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615848 The good news is they want to wrap you up just as much. Some normie things become known as such simply because they earn their popularity by being so good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:36:59 2020 No.23615910 >>23615169 Gentle femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:37:47 2020 No.23615916 Do Lamia know how to sidewind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:39:48 2020 No.23615930 File: 1.06 MB, 1517x1075, 1498235112971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615910 Metal Gear?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:41:46 2020 No.23615937 >>23615916 They can learn. And watching them is hilarious as they try to slither in all sorts of ways and just keep sliding around in the sand until they figure out what works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:43:34 2020 No.23615949 File: 493 KB, 895x963, 1565766908681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615880 I have a thirst for snek girls that cannot be quenched. I need help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:46:40 2020 No.23615973 >>23615949 Who drew this? The style seems familiar but somehow different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:48:21 2020 No.23615986 File: 288 KB, 706x1000, 1587661188135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615949 Try soothing the thirst with this preview of Monster Girl Doctor! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XoH5CELlwA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:48:55 2020 No.23615994 File: 352 KB, 1000x1150, 1562978742055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23615973 I have no idea. I don't keep track of artists, it's out of my paygrade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:49:01 2020 No.23615995 What would a MG's cunny juice taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:50:13 2020 No.23616006 >>23615995 Heaven!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:50:28 2020 No.23616008 >>23615916 Desert ones can, and it goes great with their belly dances

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:50:32 2020 No.23616010 >>23615986 I read this manga. It's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:51:41 2020 No.23616021 >>23615995 Each species has a different taste, with some being better than others. Cunny juice tierlist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:54:59 2020 No.23616051 >>23615986 damn. i hope all this monster girl anime will inspire another trend like monster musume did.

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