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>> No.23599090
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23599090

>>23599077
A ghastly sound.

>> No.23599103

>>23599090
she looks very cute nice parasol

>> No.23599107

>>23598945
That's how you attract undead Yetis

>> No.23599109
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23599109

Tell me about bats!

>> No.23599115

>>23599107
Even better!

>> No.23599120

>>23599090
Aah! A cutie!

>> No.23599127

>>23599109
Cute flying doggos that don't deserve to be boiled alive and eaten.

>> No.23599133
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>>23599109
Brushes

>> No.23599136

What kind of food would you even eat in the undead lands, besides pomegranates that is

>> No.23599138

>>23599090
A stroll through the city streets perhaps?

>> No.23599144

>>23599109
Vampire bats will share blood via vomiting to their family.

>> No.23599151

>>23599136
Pumpkin pie
Various mushrooms

>> No.23599152

>>23599136
A lot of Undead produce is grown in soil with lots of blood and bone. Plants grow surprisingly well, if you're fine with them drawing on ancient remains to grow.

>> No.23599214
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23599214

Babe! It's 4pm, time for your cock pumping!

>> No.23599247

>>23599214
But my balls still hurt from last time!

>> No.23599259

>>23599152
>ghost harvesting apples from a tree that grew from the seed in her dead body

>> No.23599261 [DELETED] 
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do monstergirls like the taste of Old Dick™ candy bars?

>> No.23599262

>>23599247
If you can still feel them then you haven't had enough!

>> No.23599302

>>23599115
>slow moving undead Yetis
>paws are cold to the touch
>in their past life they had all of the warmth they could ever need, now they're on the cold, undead streets begging for that feeling to come back
>most Yetis end up here when they can't find a man to save in the northern mountains
>they lose all hope among the Ice Queen's wind and snow and let the blizzard overtake them, knowing they'll never have someone to hug close
>snow Liches bundle up warm and recover Yetis from the mountains so they can start a new, undead life
>Liches can even make patchwork body pillows for the newly undead Yetis to give them something to hug as they adjust to their cold bodies

>> No.23599330

>>23599302
Gonna need to hug them all at once

>> No.23599333

>>23599136
Simple but hot soups are a favoured treat.

>> No.23599337
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>>23599302
That's a really cruel death to die. I'd go out into that street wearing a free hugs placard and my arms spread wide open.

>> No.23599347

>>23599136
>pomegranates
I don't get it

>> No.23599355

>>23599337
>Big muscly anon spends all day training to turn his body into an engine that sizzles in the cool night air
>spends his evenings standing in the square half naked with his arms outstretched

>> No.23599379
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23599379

Where's my rata wife to call out to me, and make me go to bed at a decent time?

>> No.23599394

>>23599347
>I don't get it
In Ancient Greek mythology, the pomegranate was known as the "fruit of the dead",

>> No.23599411

>>23599379
Too busy spreading fake news about how mofu cures covid-19.

>> No.23599431

sexy raping featuring your favorite evil monsters!

>> No.23599485

>>23599394
Pomegranates are the best fruit and undead are the best girl I'm glad my tastes are so in tune

>> No.23599512
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>>23599330
You can't handle that many undead Yetis! They're going to cling to you and never let go

>> No.23599579

>>23599411
>disclaimer in tiny font at the bottom of the page
>"This article was sponsored by the Undead Fluff Organization"

>> No.23599778

>>23599136
Listen, if I'm in the MGE world, and I have a mamono wife, I'm not likely to consume much of anything that isn't her saliva or her "nectar". "Food", as I see it, would be outmoded entirely.

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>>23599136
I can't think of a better way to let an undead girl know you're not leaving an undead demon realm anytime soon, other than taking a big bite of a pomegranate. To answer your question tho, mebbe ghoul saliva, to temporarily make kisses and oral feel a LOT better.

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>>23599778
Come on, where's the fun in that? It's more loving for a couple to cook each other's favourite foods, after all.

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23599852

Anons with waifus that don't let you work, how does she make money to support your lifestyles?

>Inb4 she's rich
Don't bother answering if that's all you got. Looking for creative replies here

>> No.23599862

What would MGs think of war flicks like Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, etc?

>> No.23599863

>>23599842
I don't particularly have a favorite food.

>> No.23599867

>>23599852
Neck yourself, "She's rich" is a perfectly valid answer.

>> No.23599882

>>23599852
Couldn't you just set up a mana cage and basically sell batteries?

>> No.23599886

>>23599842
>That boy ain't right

>> No.23599892

>>23599852
Actually did think about this. My wight has a thriving trade of spiked wine! Most mamono grown products are too strong to be consumed idly for a low buzz of arousal, so making them 0.01 percent of an already fantastic wine is the perfect solution for a couple looking to have a comfy evening slowly descend into kinky fun, instead of skipping right to the fun.

>> No.23599901

>>23599862
Can I get a basic summary of what they're like?

>> No.23599904

>>23599892
Eerily similar to an idea I had about a wight who was the owner in the shadows of an ancient and famous vineyard plying elites all over with overpriced and exceptional wine.

>> No.23599914

>>23599862
>implying monsters don't know the horror of war
You know I really don't like this idea.

>> No.23599938

>>23599259
That's kinda morbid

>> No.23599940

>>23599261
>Tastes like the old man's tool.
This either aged poor or was entirely intentional.

>> No.23599945

>>23599109
Does anyone have the pic of that really fluffy werebat?

>> No.23599947

>>23599914
>Monster fujoshis drawing lewd doujins about nursing injured soldiers.

>> No.23599948
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23599948

>>23599945
This one?

>> No.23599980

>>23599947
Ochimusha probabaly schlick themselves to fantasies of defending their lord from waves of horny monsters and evil men, and then making love to him in the middle ofbthe battlefield to show her loyalty.

>> No.23599986

>>23599947
I don't think they'd make light of it to be honest, considering they were "Decisive Tang strategic victory" x 10

>> No.23599989

>>23599948
Yeah, there were a few others but I really appreciate it.

>> No.23600001

you wouldn't be desperate enough to be a cuddle prostitute, would you?

>> No.23600020

>>23600001
I would, and I am

>> No.23600023

>>23599980
I want a slim, high-Dex Ochimusha who's addicted to writing and masturbating to lewdfics.

>> No.23600026

>>23599109
>>23599127
You should always use protection as bats tend to have about 40% more communicable diseases compared to rodents. They themselves don't get sick that often due to constantly working out, but that means they have to constantly emit waste.

>> No.23600029

>>23600001
I am and you can't stop me.

>> No.23600031

>>23599948
Fluffier!

>> No.23600043

>>23599948
fly fox bats would be cute

>> No.23600058

>>23600023
She'd probably yank you close everytime some random lizard harlot with a big sword came walking by. Doesn't she know katanas are far more agile and superior? Dumb lizards.

>> No.23600060

>>23600001
I want gothic mamono to pay me to be a shoulder to cry on.
Wonder how quickly they'll tell that it turns me on.

>> No.23600087

>>23600001
I'd cuddle a jaded cheshire prostitute and no one can stop me.

>> No.23600092

>>23599090
>Vampire pretending to be a sickly girl in the sun
>you come and help her as she falls down
>she then bites you until you pass out from the pleasure

You are now her bloodbag

>> No.23600097

>>23600060
>Banshee consoling service
You lunatic you'll be rich!

>> No.23600105

>>23600058
>Ochi-chan pulls me close any time she gets nervous or jealous
>She notices that her jealousy gets me hard
>This flusters her (mostly secretly), and leads her to revise some chapters in the lewdfic she's working on

>> No.23600113
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>>23599109
They like peanut butter and jelly!

>> No.23600115

>>23600092
Oh no! Now I have to live in a giant castle with servants catering to my every whim!

>> No.23600117

>>23600092
clever girl, never thought a vampire would be so sneaky to get my rare blood

>> No.23600146

>>23600115
Get too friendly with a Kiki working there and she'll make sure you know your place.

>> No.23600246

>>23600113
Is she a baseball playing bat?

>> No.23600264

God I want a big, soft momster to pamper me

>> No.23600297
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>>23599133
Brushy-brushy

>> No.23600317

>>23600146
Devils and Nureonago are better than Kikis and Shogs.

>> No.23600337

>>23600297
I remember this drawfriend and his cute bat girl. I wonder what ever happened? There was also one who drew really detailed portraits of sheep girls in pencil or something.

>> No.23600350

>>23599852
we don't need money when my wife is my everything: the house we live in, the food i eat(she doesn't eat anything beyond my spirit energy), etc.

>> No.23600353

>>23600337
We got a whole bunch of bats and the artist disappeared.

>> No.23600355

>>23599901
Gorey war films, filled with violence, sadness, extreme heroism, etc.

>> No.23600375

>>23600001
Yes

>> No.23600389

>>23600355
Liches would be intrigued by the tactics used in those battles. Also the fact that a whole new undead kingdom could easily be founded by the number of people killed there.

>> No.23600405

>>23600355
Sounds like something Banshees, Dragons, Echidnas, and the warrior species would enjoy.

>> No.23600464

>go to men's only club to hang with some bros
>it's all flat-chested, short-haired monsters dressing up in men's clothing

>> No.23600496

>>23600405
>Story about heroic men being heroic in the face of war
>Salamander is barely holding herself back from just masturbating through the whole movie

>> No.23600499

>>23600464
The amount of alps would be interesting.

>> No.23600511

>>23600496
Time to marathon Band of Brothers, Platoon and Thin Red Line with her too.

>> No.23600569

>>23600464
A reverse trap club? My boner can barely contain itself already.

>> No.23600678

>>23600464
I don't know, it must be awkward when your "bros" are turned on by you and the bar you go to isn't a gay bar.

>> No.23600781

>>23600464
>flat-chested, short-haired monsters dressing up in men's clothing
women in suits are sexy

>> No.23600849

>>23600405
They might not enjoy all the death though

>> No.23600856
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>>23600849
It's just a movie, anon. Nobody actually dies. You can close your eyes if it's too scary.

>> No.23600857

>>23600511
Dont forget Come and See, Das Boot. Waterloo, and others

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Looks like Lich-chan's got an experiment you'd be perfect for it's called marriage

>> No.23600879

>>23600856
But some of them are about things that actually happened
I was watching Band of brothers with my father (Vietnam war vet) when I was a kid, and I'll never forget the memories he started recalling when we saw the operation market garden parachuting scene

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>>23600857
And most importantly the 2010 Three Kingdoms series!

>> No.23600888

>>23600879
And my dad tells me about the stuff he saw as a peacekeeper in Sarajevo but come on, it's just a movie.

>> No.23600898

>>23600678
>go to local bar I've never been to
>the moment I go inside everyone gets quiet
>then suddenly every single patron jumps to my side
>one wants me to teach them how to play pool
>one wants to play darts (in a clearly never-used board)
>everyone is drinking daiquiris for some reason
>they insist on becoming my bros
Hey pretty cool place, I think I'll be back!

>> No.23600907

>>23600464
>"What are you talking about? Of course I'm a guy! Can't you see my flat chest and short hair? And I LOVE to uhh... stick my PENIS in things!"
>tell her that her tail is showing
>she turns to check
>realizes you played her, just punches you in the stomach, flips you onto her shoulder and flees into the night

>> No.23600932

>>23600876
Is it voluntary?

>> No.23600953

>>23600464
Best way to tease - and check for - reverse traps is to start talking about what kind of girls you're into.

>> No.23601026

Had a dream we’re a sphinx cornered me because I was staring at her

>> No.23601044
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23601044

>>23600953
>"So, bro, what kinda uh... gals do ya like?"
>You tell your "bro" about how you like short haired, athletic bodied, sporty girls
>Your "bro" begins nervously shifting around in his chair while avoiding looking at you
>"So, uh, broski, did ya know I-I have a sis? Yeah s-she totally fits your dream gal, I could set you up with her if ya want"

>> No.23601066

>>23601044
I'd tell them I prefer overwhelmingly feminine women with large soft breasts, beautiful long hair, and an hourglass figure.

>> No.23601074
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So King louis XIV of france is the reason for women lying on their back to give birth as he liked to watch his wives for "perverted reasons" (Scholar's words)
Feels like the opposide of that old "watching the demon lord give birth" question

>> No.23601105

>>23601074
He’s also the reason pepper is the second most ubiquitous seasoning in the world

>> No.23601129

>>23601074
>Feels like the opposide of that old "watching the demon lord give birth" question
Curse me and my /d/ fetishes. I bet my demon wife would tease me a lot about it.

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23601146

Back in 2017, I was gonna buy an overpriced anime figure of another man's waifu
then I looked at commission prices, and saw they were like 1/3 of a decent figure
and so my spiral into addiction began

>> No.23601190

>>23601074
my wife gets excited and cums when i watch her give birth to twins in front me while the succ doctors force me to watch and jerk off to her upon my wife's request. she's quite a freak.

>> No.23601192

>>23601044
Better go meet his sis she sounds perfect

>> No.23601209

I have an egg-laying fetish. That's part of the reason I love Trumparts!

>> No.23601223

>>23601209
Uh, anon? I don't think Trumparts lay eggs.

>> No.23601230

>>23601209
Do they just lay eggs sometimes because of Wonderland?

>> No.23601237

Is a lich a bitch

>> No.23601250

>>23601209
i love it when my rata lays eggs

>> No.23601251

>>23601237
If she treats you like a disposable lab rat then maybe

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foxes

>> No.23601272

>>23599852
One of them gets military retirement pay for her service in the Demon Lord's army and now runs a bakery. The other refuses to tell me how she gets her money, but it probably has something to do with the Sabbath.

>> No.23601274
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>>23601264
yeah

>> No.23601275

>>23601251
I wish

>> No.23601286

>>23601264
I want a fox harem, what's the best way of getting one?

>> No.23601304

>>23601223
>>23601230
They can, though. Perverted, magical, and known to mess with alteration of biology for fun? At the very least, Diamonds can. Hearts, likely as well.

>> No.23601312

So whats more important number of tails or total tail length?

>> No.23601320

>>23601312
Overall mofu to body ratio

>> No.23601347

>>23599302
>instead of feeling warm, an undead yeti's hug will drain your body heat
>do it long enough and you'll become an undead incubus

It's the same fate as running into a Wight horn I suppose

>> No.23601398

>>23599852
lifestyle becomes very simple so money won't be needed

>> No.23601424

>>23600932
you'll volunteer after your cock marries her womb

>> No.23601435

I want to literally eat a cow girl.

>> No.23601450

>>23599904
>>23599892
There's gonna be that one special private reserve bottle made from only the most concentrated part of intoxication fruit. One sip would be powerful enough to corrupt men into incubi and women into monstergirls.

Many Wight couples would fight tooth and nail in auction houses to get their hands on one

>> No.23601453

>>23601424
What if I still refuse? Will she just go ahead and marry my dick instead?

>> No.23601470

>>23600464
>"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the cuck club's two blocks down the street."
>"Oh thank you! I'm such a scatterbrain late at night!"
>proceed to where I was going to
Problem solved.

>> No.23601474
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23601474

Blind date with an ancient evil!

>> No.23601488

What is the best loli species? Why is it devil?

>> No.23601507

>>23601347
>undead Glacies radiate heat
>an unbearable amount of heat
>a heat that only undead cuddles can cool
>once in love, perpetually runny and melty pussy

>> No.23601516

>>23601474
That armor is pretty spiky, is it safe to hug her?

>> No.23601535

>>23601516
On the first date? Probably not.

>> No.23601541

>>23601312
Volume of fluff.

>> No.23601550

>>23601474
What do you even do if she falls in love with you and you're kinda lukewarm about her?

>> No.23601557
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23601557

Smelly wet dog!

>> No.23601565

>>23601535
I was more thinking in general. It's definitely not safe on the first date.

>> No.23601574

>>23601550
Call the Cupid hotline, they'll tamper with your free will lickety-spit.

>> No.23601583

>>23601488
Alice, with Dormouse as a close second. Loli Mindflayers and Raiju are good, too.

>> No.23601584

>>23601574
Can I call the Cupid hotline if I want a Cupid gf?

>> No.23601601

>>23601488
Young demons and dark mages

>> No.23601616

>>23601584
>call Cupid hotline
>say I have a really personal problem
>say I'd like to speak to a Cupid in person
>wait for her to get close
>force my tongue down her mouth and my hand down her panties
>force myself onto the Cupid
>use her until I'm exhausted
>enjoy sleepy cuddles from my new wife

>> No.23601618

>>23601488
Redcaps are best loli.

>> No.23601637

>>23601286
going to a fox shrine

>> No.23601638

>>23601618
>rapecaps
Come on anon, you're better than this

>> No.23601644

>>23601453
yes

>> No.23601651
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>> No.23601653

>>23601474
>Friends set up a blind date
>With an ancient evil
>She keeps bragging about the horrible shit she did and explains some of her future plans for world domination
>The guy shuts her down mercilessly each time, all with a bored expression and a deadpan voice
>She threatens to destroy his soul for his impertinence
>"Go ahead. Do it."
And that's how the ancient evil realized just how utterly weak she really was

>> No.23601657

>>23601574
Cupids are a crutch for spaghetti spilling monsters

>> No.23601669

>>23601653
>friends setting up a blind date with an ancient evil
Those are some pretty based friends

>> No.23601672

>>23601653
26 isn't that ancient! She still has a future!

>> No.23601684

>>23601672
>26
Anon it’s not years it’s centuries

>> No.23601688

>>23601557
Why isn't she steaming?

>> No.23601694

>>23601672
26? More like 260, old hag.

>> No.23601698

>>23599852
It's less that we don't work, and more that we occasionally sell potions she makes to the nearby towns and enchant fairly basic equipment and items that we buy from the market so we can sell them back at a higher price.
It's not really a job, just a thing we sometimes do to make sure we have money when we end up needing it. Plus the inns have good food and drink, and you have to pay for that somehow.

>> No.23601708

>>23599852
I'm not allowed to leave the estate, so I don't actually know.

>> No.23601719
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This is a terrible person and her favorite color is yellow.

>> No.23601720

>>23601272
>The other refuses to tell me how she gets her money
That seems fishy, anon. Are you sure she isn't selling headpats in an alley somewhere?

>> No.23601731

>>23601719
>favorite color is yellow
Seriously? Yellow? Is she a psychopath?

>> No.23601732

>>23601638
Only like half the time.

>> No.23601738

>>23601719
Yellow is my favorite color, too!

>> No.23601743

>>23601574
I think I honestly need a cupid seeing how I have real issues "falling in love" with people.

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>>23601719
lmao snownigger ape likes the piss color. purple chads rise up

>> No.23601769

>>23601474
Watching war movies with an ancient evil!
Playing Age of Empires with an ancient evil!
Holding hands with an ancient evil!
Cuddling at night with an ancient evil!
Listening to her ramblings about plans of world domination but being too tired so she'll "do it tomorrow" for the thirtieth time this month!

>> No.23601777

>>23601769
Her strategy of spamming English Longbows is the best in the world!

>> No.23601786

>>23601474
>do you actually think I'm going to eat you?

>> No.23601789

>>23601769
>>23601777
Would my preference for tower rushing remind her too much of being sealed away?

>> No.23601791

>>23601777
i know the proper counter to it but i purposefully dont use it because i like seeing her smile!

>> No.23601794

>>23601732
The profile makes it sound like they eventually get stuck in a constant red state. They're trash, anon.

>> No.23601806

>>23601651
i want to fall into this slime

>> No.23601807

>>23601791
>not countering her just to see her pout

>> No.23601836

I want a gentle yandere Order princess Slime Carrier who doesn't know what her sexual feelings are, can't distinguish lust and love, and lets the two have a feedback loop to drive her crazier for me.

>> No.23601850

>>23601836
>can't distinguish lust and love
That's MGE in general. KC said monsters think they are one and the same.

>> No.23601853

>>23601807
she gets motivated to destroy the world when she's grumpy, and i don't want the world to die. so it is my job as her husband to keep her happy and keep the world safe from her!

>> No.23601866

>>23601853
Just direct the anger on something harmless, like cleaning the house or washing dishes.

>> No.23601878
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>>23601435
that kind of talk makes me feel metabolically hungry

>> No.23601943
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Is there a mg that could heal Brendan's heart?

>> No.23601948
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Dating the ancient evil's daughter!
Would she get embarrassed when her mother starts talking?

>> No.23601949

>>23601943
ignore the name for the love of god

>> No.23601953

>>23601794
I don't really mind having to powerbomb my wife through our coffee table as foreplay.

>> No.23601960

>>23601948
dating an ancient evil or her daughter is my fetish

>> No.23601971

>>23601943
No those thots would only ruin it further.

>> No.23601972
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>>23601949
>>23601943
>Skeleton
See this? This is (You).

>> No.23601978

>>23601972
Underrated girl. Best undead. Better than the majority of mamono.

>> No.23601992

>>23601972
Rattle me bones, that skeleton is giving me a boner!

>> No.23602004

kiki janitors

>> No.23602039

>>23601948
>if you break my daughter's heart I'll wipe you off this plane of existence

>> No.23602047

>>23601972
this is not the fate I wanted

>> No.23602058

>>23602004
do they do it for free?

>> No.23602070
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>>23602004
And-get this-they do it FOR FREE LMAO

>> No.23602081
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23602081

would any developer/coder/artists be interested in brazenly running off with my idea for a MG based Pixel Dungeon mod/fork/skin and doing literally all of the work to make it happen? thanks in advance

>> No.23602124

>>23601948
Does the mother send her boyfriend on "quests" to see if he's worthy?
>"Mortal, obtain all the forbidden items on this list and give them to me. Only then will I let you 'date' my daughter."
>It's just her shopping list for this week.

>> No.23602163

>>23602124
i'd decline and date the daughter anyway

>> No.23602173

>>23602070
>No Frog and Cheshire gf duo who try to out shitpost each other

>> No.23602182

>>23602163
>Being bold and evil enough to dupe an ancient evil and escape her wrath by hiding behind her daughter
Humans are truly despicable creatures

>> No.23602185
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What are some skills you have that would be useful with/against monsters? What skills would you like to acquire?

I'd like to be able to shoot silk, clamber, and be immune/resistant to fall damage. I'll be able to catch bad guys and tie up shoes.

>> No.23602188

>>23602058
>>23602070
They do it for love! Cleaning shitposts and insults to mastah is a noble cause!

>> No.23602207

>>23602185
the blessing of the Order and all of their blessed armaments in order to smite these abominations.

>> No.23602224

>>23602182
ain't gonna be no pushover and i already got her daughter's love

>> No.23602236

>>23602188
""""""""""mastah"""""""""" loves tentacles up his ass lmao hes fuckin alp

>> No.23602244

>>23602124
Accepting the quest, but taking her daughter with you!

>> No.23602246

>>23602185
The power to make rambling confusing stories and excuses that always result in me being let go, the monster convinced this has all been a big misunderstanding and feeling faintly embarressed for it.

>> No.23602307

>>23602246
Right-o, mate.

>>23602185
Apparently I'm easily confused with the average mannequin. If I ever flee into a department store I will never be found.

>> No.23602313

>>23602188
>>23602070
>I'm gonna rape your mastah's throat with this tongue and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.23602329

>>23602185
People say I'm efficient at most things I do, and I'm pretty handy with a knife. I'm also somewhat decent at playing music. I guess that all would qualify me for being a bard, which is a generally useful class in most RPGs.

>> No.23602340

>>23602185
Honestly just make me Spider-Man so I can style on all the Arachnes.

>> No.23602376

>>23602185
Outside of being a forgettable greyman, I don't think I really have any skills that would be useful against monsters.

>> No.23602377

>>23602185
I'm pretty easy going, so about 90% of the species could pick me up and walk off with me and I'd be okay with it.

>> No.23602392

>>23602376
That sounds incredibly useful in more civil lands, actually.

>> No.23602408

>>23602185
Skills I have:
>After a bit of conversation, I can learn what buttons I have to push to get people to repeat the same speech/actions over and over again.
>Even though I stick out like a sore thumb in most crowds, I am uninteresting enough to get away with a lot of things (I had a streak of kleptomania in my teenage years, I never got caught).
Skills I want:
>The ability to get monsters to start infighting, or at least focus on each other so much that I can walk away without them noticing.
>Some sort of charm that gets them to forget about interactions with me, mostly if stuff didn't go the way I wanted them to. It would have to be something I can turn on/off, so I can still have some connections with people.

>> No.23602450

>>23602224
>Ancient evil complainign to her hubby
>"But dont you see, child? He's evil! Those beady little eyes of his are like that of a snake! We cant trust him! And he lied to me about the shopping! Surely you havent been taken in by his deceit as well, have you mortal? Back me up here!"
>"Mom, he had a date with me. And YOU were supposed to do the shopping, not him!"
>"Yeah honey. He also helped me with some maintenance on my car. He's a good lad."
>ancient evil can do nothing but grind her teeth in impotent rage as her mental image of him smugly grins at her

>> No.23602460

upon hearing recent news, i thought about it: what if MGE had aliens and those aliens were the demon lord's side project she was working on in another planet filled with new monster girls?

>> No.23602508

>>23602460
do those aliens know how to play a children's card game

>> No.23602527

>>23602508
Yes. Their favorite cardfu is Brisela.

>> No.23602556

>>23602527
it was a yugioh joke

>> No.23602561
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>Are you imagining sticking your cock inside this tail?

>> No.23602574

>>23602561
No, I'm imagining huffing that fluff!

>> No.23602577

>>23602460
Sorry anon, but it's not aliens. Aliens won't come undetected across unknown light years only to fuck up joyriding and get caught by a comparitively primative military they've successfully hidden from until then.
It's more likely these are classified aircraft from another military branch or other nations. If aliens were this incompetent and bizarrely low tech for a space faring race we'd have concrete evidence of them by now.

>> No.23602599

>>23602556
But what does pot of greed do?

>> No.23602603

>>23602561
I hope she doesn't untap me.

>> No.23602624
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>> No.23602640

>>23602561
I'm imagining her sticking a spine up my ass

>> No.23602647

>>23602004
Eating lunch with her by the school parking lot as she munches wheat and dispenses folksy wisdom and life advice!

>> No.23602656

>>23602574
Don't guff the fluff! You'll get addicted, anon!

>> No.23602681
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>>23602624

>> No.23602698
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>telling a loli anubis her butt is ahead of schedule and groping it

>> No.23602704

>>23602656
i'm gonna huff her fluff and still my dick in that tail!

>> No.23602729

>>23602599
it lets you have two wives

>> No.23602769
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>>23602698
Lolis are for anal

>> No.23602802
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23602802

>>23602681

>> No.23602825

>>23602561
Nope, my eyes are glued to your thighs. Didn't even make it to the tail.

>> No.23602834
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Big hot dragons with perfect hair

>> No.23602868

>>23602834
Looks like someone was caught mid-shower.

>> No.23602894

>>23601488
Ratas.

>> No.23602935

>>23602561
The only kind of Manticore I'd want is a Manticore-tsuki.

>> No.23602955
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23602955

why do the hellhounds at the gym ask me to help them with a liquid only diet, it doesn’t look like any of them need a diet

>> No.23602972

Muscle monsters are for reverse mating press.

>> No.23602974

>>23602955
Diet does not necessarily mean a weight-loss diet.
They may need something to help bulk up. Something you've got.

>> No.23602990

>>23601836
Sounds cute! I bet my Nun Slime carrier would love to help her understand, so she can release those feeling on you!

>> No.23603003

>>23602974
>Something you've got.
How does EVERYONE know about that drum of protein powder he bought? You find one good deal and suddenly everyone wants to bum your whey gold!

>> No.23603013

>>23602834
Wouldnt Kulv be a flaty since we break her 'boobs' so easily in the fight?

>> No.23603036
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>>23603003
All monsters can sense mana, but /fit/ ones can sense gains.

>> No.23603069

>>23602185
I'm a pretty good runner and I know my way around a simple fight. In a setting with monster I'd like to try my hand on alchemy and elemental magic.

>> No.23603159

>>23603036
At last I've solved the mystery.

I find muscles appealing because they are diametrically opposed to all things Ara~Ara~, which although I find appealing as well, they also awaken a great terror that shakes me to my core.

I am fundamentally terrified of the motherly types, and will latch on to anything that can get me away from them.

>> No.23603177
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I love it when my wight wife uses her claws to send me a message! What do your favorite MGs use to send a nonverbal booty call?

>> No.23603188
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23603188

>>23603177
Her eyes say everything I need to know.

Not like we really need a booty call. She can ambush me easily enough and I'll know what's up.

>> No.23603216

>>23602624
Big biters get big ball gags.

>> No.23603224

>>23603177
My dragon wife using her tail or breathing a heart shaped smoke at me.

>> No.23603238 [SPOILER] 
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23603238

BIG

>> No.23603244

>>23603238
The bigger the breasts, the more of a THOT

>> No.23603245

>>23603159
>he thinks swole momsters won’t get him

>> No.23603250

>>23603177
>>Making me slip, fall, and land dick first in her vagina
>Tail in my pocket/on my cheek
>Rubbing her breasts against me "by accident"
I don't work in subtleties.

>> No.23603260
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>>23603216
How big is too big?

>> No.23603270

>>23603245
Hope she hasn't skipped leg day.
The momster thotery will send me running.

Seriously, few things kill my mind boner faster than some fat-titted ara-ara wanting me to call them mommy.

>> No.23603273

>>23603177
Wrap me in her wings so she can rub against me and kiss my neck.

>> No.23603281

>>23603250
Eel-wife?

She's good

>> No.23603282

>>23603244
t. sabbath

>> No.23603286
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23603286

>>23603177
>Stab

>> No.23603290

>>23603270
Well then how about her wanting you to call her wife?

>> No.23603296

>>23603270
How do you feel about lolibabas that want you to call them mommy?

>> No.23603298
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23603298

>>23603177

>> No.23603302

>>23603282
You say that like it's an insult. I bet you'd like nothing more than to suck on some cowtits like a wee-little baby boy.

>> No.23603303

>>23603244
The natural state of the flattie is that of envy

>> No.23603319

>>23603290
A clever ruse, and even if it's in earnest, she can't resist her urges for long.

>>23603296
There's a world of difference between parents and grandparents.
What you are suggesting effectively ruins the lolibaba. The result is the same.

>> No.23603325

So anon, would your waifu still look sexy with a shaved head?

>> No.23603330

>>23603325
delet

>> No.23603331
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23603331

Winter may be over but my heart is still with monsters of colder weather.

>> No.23603335

>>23603036
are they dangerous?

>> No.23603337

>>23603270
While I'm not into musclegirls either, I'm just as averse to "mommies".

>> No.23603341

>>23603325
Decidedly not

>> No.23603351

>>23603177
>>23603177
>What do your favorite MGs use to send a nonverbal booty call?
Pheromones.

>> No.23603358

>>23603281
While the eel form could do all of those, and every form can do the last two, that was eel, demon, and Haku, respectively.

Also, for the eel (and everything else that moves like a lamia, for that mattwr) if she clings close to my side and slithers in time with my hip movement I know what's coming. If ever I stroke or hold her hip fin(s) instead of her hand it means the same.

>> No.23603364

>>23603325
As much as I love her, she'd honestly look pretty goofy, whether her soft fluffy ears would also be bald or not. If she were able to polymorph them to regular human ears though, I think she might be able to pull it off!

>> No.23603367

>>23603337
Entirely respectable.

>> No.23603375

>>23603358
Doppel?

>> No.23603378

>>23603177
Blowing smoke from her pipe that takes the form of figures in suggestive positions.

>> No.23603382 [DELETED] 

>>23603378
Tail wagging!

>> No.23603387
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23603387

Don't mind her, just having a little look

>> No.23603388

>>23603325
It would look a little weird, but I would still love her. She's my waifu, and one bad barber trip won't change that.

>> No.23603389

>>23603177
Tail wagging!

>> No.23603397

>>23603387
Thanks for reminding me why I like flayers so much.

>> No.23603399

>>23603375
No, more like when I imagine her the form is unstable and will take the shape best fitting to the idea that prompted the fantasy or my mood with little personality tweaks to match the monster. I have a favorite, but my top three are too close together for her to be the top pick (eel) all the time. I don't even bother differentiating between second and third place anymore.

>> No.23603425
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23603425

>>23603387
Loli mindflayers are cute and squishy!!

>> No.23603427

>>23603387
>"Oh my, it's so DIRTY in here!"

>> No.23603438

>>23603387
Reminds of my waifu.

It's strange being the more perverted one in the relationship. It effectively means there's an imagined version of her entirely in my head. One that lacks any sort of restraint when it comes to breaking me completely, which is something the real her would never do. And naturally, she knows all about that other her.

Yeah, she probably also knows a flayer or two. No, she won't give them access to me. One of the few girls she'll outright refuse to let me meet with if she can help it.

>> No.23603440
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>>23603387

>> No.23603442

>>23603177
rubbing her tail on me

>> No.23603456

>>23603427
>Mindflayer harem queen who kidnaps Order girls and shares all her repressed sexual desires with me
I like it. I like it a lot.

>> No.23603460

>>23603325
She would still be beautiful to me, but I would strongly question her decision if this was deliberate and not an accident or side effect of something like chemotherapy.

>> No.23603472

>>23603387
The pure lewd and aggressive nature makes of mindflayers is so good. I would love to see my mindflayer wife bring a women to such a high pleasure before beckoning me to spear her wet snatch and fully turn her into another flayer.

>> No.23603482

>>23603387
I need world guide about MindFlayers.

>> No.23603486
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23603486

Flower power!

>> No.23603488
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>>23603486
Wrong image

>> No.23603495

>>23603387
I glad to see so many MindFlayer lovers here.

>> No.23603499

>>23603456
>Mindflayer harem queen
>Keeps a collection of Roper seeds, Alraune pollen, Parasite Slimes, and other tools of monsterization
>Puts up missions for Order heroines to attack us
>Easily captures them
>Digs through their minds to find their lewd, repressed thoughts
>If any of their former comrades have joined the harem yet, let them have some yuri fun to warm them up
>Force them to live everything the Order has kept from them
>Let them choose their means of monsterization from there

>> No.23603505

>>23601943
a mummy

>> No.23603506

>>23603495
They're kind of scary and I don't want to be a pants squid but >>23603425 sums it up succinctly.

>> No.23603524

>>23603488
I can't let myself be swayed by their charms!

>> No.23603526

>>23603456
Yeah, if I had a flayer wife and there were order schmucks about I'd definitely do some catch and release.
>Capture female order knight
>Bring all of her dirtiest thoughts to the surface
>Comb them for ideas to use later
>Amplify them
>Add a few more for shiggles
>Give her a few mana-filled items and send her back to base to watch the fireworks
Sounds like fun.

>> No.23603532

>>23603482
Like Gazer but a lot more squelchy and mind-fucky.

Maybe once I can beat Displacer-chan, my waifu will let me fight one—even though she keeps saying I'd lose instantly.

>> No.23603547

>>23603499
>Occasionally take shy, reclusive human girls from their homes
>Fill their minds with my own fantasies
>Watch how they handle them

>Flayer wife sometimes transforms me into squid parasite form, then sneaks me into a human girl's panties

>> No.23603562

>>23603013
that's just a very baggy golden-weave sweater

>> No.23603572

>>23603547
>sneaks me into a human girl's panties
She could flay that girl to think it's normal, too. Whole lot of potential there.

>> No.23603602

>>23603425
How much squishing can I do to her before she flays me?

>> No.23603603

>Step one: Go on run and get sweaty
>Step two: hug wife when you get back.

>> No.23603623

>>23603572
>Flay a girl to think me writhing in her holes and parasitizing her while slowly corrupting her is perfectly normal
>Flay her into liking my fetishes
>Inject her with just enough mamono mana that she stops needing to use the restroom - and flay her into finding that normal
>Eventually guide her into my harem
>After she learns the truth of what happened, becomes extra clingy of me, and begs me to parasitize her again

>> No.23603628

>>23603603
My waifu is a major slut for my smell, I think that'd drive her absolutely crazy!

>> No.23603658

What fucking retard keeps posting the wrong image, and using an unrelated name for another board?

>> No.23603669

>>23603602
Only if you let her sit on your shoulders

>> No.23603675

>>23603658
wat?

>> No.23603692

>>23603547
>sometimes transforms me
It's not something a chaos monster controls. You just transform back and forth whenever you want.
>1. For Chaos MGs is it okay to think every incubi-sized husbands are given powers to transform into "Constant Sex Form"?
>Yes, that is quite correct. But there are no such concepts like 'real/base' form and 'transformed' form, and they can just turn into either form easily. (KC)

>> No.23603722

>>23603628
Exactly the way its supposed to.

>> No.23603726

>>23603692
I'd give any girl in my harem the permission/ability to transform me into the squid parasite form as they please.

>> No.23603737

>>23603603
She'll tell me to run my sweaty ass over to the shower.
From there it's a fifty-fifty whether she'll join me for a quick rape. That number goes up if I've been saving it up.

>> No.23603748

>>23603456
Local Militia Girl
>"So you joined the militia to protect your town, hm? Are you sure you didn't also want to impress the men, so one would take his as his wife and make you nice and plump with his children?"

Respected Knight Girl
>"You're awfully jealous of the monsters' sexual prowess, aren't you? You just want the thrill of raping a man and getting away with it, how shameful"

Grim Inquisitor
"You say you hate monsters so much, but you have so many fantasies of losing to them. There's the one of the succubus strumming your pussy until you turn, and the one where you get used as a cocksock by an Incubus. I didn't even touch your pleasure center and you're already turned on!"

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>>23603456
I bet she'd use some of these lines too

>> No.23603777

>>23603748
Cease this at once. I will not rope my waifu in to my corruption fetish. Her passive tendencies make things bad enough as it is. Anything more and people may start to suspect us.

>> No.23603792

>>23603726
You keep saying "transform me". Do you think the chaos monster chooses or allows when her husband can transform?

>> No.23603804

>>23603792
I'm guessing the husband will be able to transfore after enough sex with his chaos waifu.

>> No.23603812

>>23603792
Not normally, but I would enable that for them - like, with my Flayer wife, I'd set up a mental trigger that would let them instigate it.

>> No.23603835

>>23603804
All of the abyssals make it sound like it's pretty much the first time or pretty close to it but once you become an abyssal incubus you just can freely transform back and forth whenever you want. It's your ability.

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>> No.23603877

>>23603835
they do prefer sex with the chaos form though since it's made for always having sex

>> No.23603903

>>23603877
I know. I love chaos monsters and the transformation. My waifu is one. I was just making it clear that you are still you and can choose your form at will. It's not like you are trapped or anything.

>> No.23603905

Further thought:
>Flayer flays normal human girl
>I parasitize her
>She shows me to her friend
>Flayer trigger set up in her head leads her to use me as a double-ended dildo and rape her friend
>Friend is left an ahegaoing mess
>Parasitize her friend
>Wife flays her, too
>Friends become a lot closer, and share me regularly

>> No.23603918

>>23603177
Bedroom eyes

>> No.23603960

>>23603875
I wish I could bury my face in bountiful fox breasts

>> No.23603991

>>23603875
Poor kid. If we don't act now, he's not gonna make it

>> No.23604137
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23604137

It's rata time.

>> No.23604150

>>23603387
turn her into a yandere for me, onegai

>> No.23604161

Do lizards ride dinosaurs?

>> No.23604171

>>23604137
if it was rata time, she would nut juice episodeyay penis: ethay inalfay apterchay . ityay asway onceyay ayay arkday andyay ormystay ightnay , iyay asway apedray ybay eimuray !

>> No.23604184

>>23604161
No, lizards ride their husbands. Dinosaurs ride their husbands as well.

>> No.23604305
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>>23604171
Flayer-chan! Stop sticking tentacles in people's ears when they're talking!

>> No.23604314

>>23603499
I didnt know it was patrician time. This is quite the great idea you have!

>>23603526
>>23603547
>>23603572
>>23603623
>>23603905
These are also top tier. Especially the last one.

>> No.23604347

>>23604305
>Flayer-chan! Stop sticking tentacles in people's ears when they're taaaaaaaaaalking!

>> No.23604354

A Bunyip is fine too.

>> No.23604371
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23604371

Something has sent the Soldier Beetles in the forest on a rampage. What could have caused such a thing, and how do we calm them down?

>> No.23604386
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>>23604371
>What could have caused
Insufficient fruit.
>how do we calm them
Sufficient fruit.

>> No.23604430

>>23604314
I can't tell whether my waifu would hire a flayer so the two of them could literally fuck with my head, or make me think she did so in order to figuratively fuck with my head.

>> No.23604451
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>>23604354

>> No.23604455

Which monsters that are not dominant by default would fit which outcome to being told "make me your bitch"?

1. Becomes a stuttering mess, gets too embarrassed to do it.
2. Shyly agrees and tries her best, but is too gentle to really dom you.
3. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you.
4. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you and makes you her bitch permanently.

>> No.23604513

>>23604455
>1. Becomes a stuttering mess, gets too embarrassed to do it.
Alp, valkyrie
>2. Shyly agrees and tries her best, but is too gentle to really dom you.
Houri
>3. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you.
Any lamia except bunyip (she's category 1) and shirohebi (it's not a surprise). Honorable mention to ryuu as well.
>4. She agrees if that's what you want, turns out to be surprisingly good at dominating you and makes you her bitch permanently.
Hakutaku. Think about it.

>> No.23604576

Tfw your waifu is so strong that she doesn't even feel your punches.

>> No.23604612

>>23604576
what if she's too nimble to ever be hit?

>> No.23604628

>>23604576
good thing she's not into rape, right haha

>> No.23604630

>>23604612
>Box with mantis waifu
>You spend two rounds flailing at her while she just seems to float between your punches
>She gets bored and walks away after the bell
>You're about to follow her and complain when your clothes fall to shreds

>> No.23604634
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>>23604612
What if it just sinks into her body and you're pullied in for a hug

>> No.23604672 [SPOILER] 
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23604672

>>23604634
>"Hop in."

>> No.23604686
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>>23604612
she can, its just so little a threat to her she doesn't even bother to dodge it.

>> No.23604687

>>23604634
time to get milked i guess

>> No.23604697

>>23604634
go for the core

>> No.23604708

>>23604634
imagine sticking your cock in her vagina area and watch her reaction

>> No.23604709

>>23604697
with your dick?

>> No.23604718

>>23604709
That's valid

>> No.23604807
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23604807

>Playing Skyrim with mino waifu
>She gets visibly excited when you play a character using a war or battleaxe
>Goes on and on about how axes are the best melee weapons
>Will say maces and warhammers are respectable but not ideal
>Says swords are for fags

>> No.23604821
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23604821

>>23604807
"curved swords"

>> No.23604826

>>23604807
Guess I better hide my mage staff...

>> No.23604828

>>23604807
I never played skyrim but I usually wield 1 or 2 shields.

>> No.23604852

>>23604807
> Elder Scrolls VI :Dragonia

>> No.23604900

>hook up with succ
>post sex she calls you something only your childhood bully did.
>your face

>> No.23604944

>>23604807
>Axes
>Not polearms, including the halberd

>> No.23604960

I want to compete with the second healer in a party of monster girls and prove I'm better at healing the group than her

>> No.23604989

>>23604960
>0
>bleed

>> No.23605002

>>23604960
That seems pretty easy since you are a human the rest of the party will want your heals over hers, though that might break her a bit and then rape you for stealing her job

>> No.23605144

is isekai still hot? I feel if mge got an anime its best shot would be as an isekai.

>> No.23605149

>>23604944
Unfortunately, those weapons aren't available in Skyrim, and I don't think a mino would be fond of them either. They're more a barbarian type, not a knightly type

>> No.23605177

Do hellhounds like being called good girl or bad girl?

>> No.23605201

>>23605177
Yes

>> No.23605249

I want a Hellhound to call me a good boy

>> No.23605376
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23605376

>>23605249
Quickest way to make me ahegao

>> No.23605400
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23605400

>>23605249
Hellhounds are bad dogs who lead good boys astray!

>> No.23605401

>>23605249
I want a Hellhound to tell me to fucking kill myself

>> No.23605465

>>23605401
Get your hands on some Atlach-Nacha venom and you can make any monster girl do this.

>> No.23605479

>>23605465
>Slip some into your doting maid's tea as a prank

>> No.23605485

>>23605465
Interesting.

>> No.23605522

>>23605479
>I don't know how it's possible for any one man to make such a FUCKING MESS

>> No.23605525

>>23604672
Slimes are great cause they're the only monster girls that could imitate 2D successfully in 3D a la kigurumi without it looking too uncanny

>> No.23605532

Kamaitachi medicine is just demon energy, right? Does that mean that any monster could make their own version of it?

>> No.23605543

>>23605522
K-Kiki-san what are you saying?!

>> No.23605580

>>23605522
>She said as she formed a puddle of her own fluids on the floor

>> No.23605601

>>23605543
She's saying that she wants to be a made a sloppy, drooling mess by her slacker of a master.

>> No.23605611

>>23603506
i don't like mindflayers because i don't want a girl to know my deep dark fantasies

>> No.23605645

>>23605611
She's going to figure out that you're into handholding either way, anon.

>> No.23605646
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>>23605532
It's stated to be a "secret" medicine, so presumably there is more to it than just their mana as the ingredient. At the very least it's noted that it's concentrated in some way.

As for other monsters doing the same, it's hard to say. Sure there are commonalities, but every monster race has their own unique mana.

Overall though, the medicine seems to just speed up the changes that a man will go through anyway as an incubus, namely the intense desire for his wives and the changes to his body to make it ideal for him to have sex with them.

On a final note, it's criminal how little fan art the kamaitachi have.

>> No.23605650
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23605650

>What are you gonna do, bite me?

>> No.23605661

>>23605465
How does that work exactly? Is it just meaningless insults, or is there actual truth behind them?

>> No.23605662

>>23605611
>deep dark fantasies

>> No.23605667

>>23605543
>Are you deaf or just retarded, you piece of shit?

>> No.23605670

>>23605532
I wonder if the species would change what effects the medicine. Would mino medicine give me gains?

>> No.23605671

>>23605650
>Are you a bunyip, or are you an apophis?!

>> No.23605676

>>23605479
>How can he be such a dumb fucking retard to leave that dirty plate sitting out and doing nothing about it

>> No.23605677

>>23605670
Mino medicine would give you nothing because muscle cows are too lazy to make any.

>> No.23605682

>>23605144
>isekai
if a guy gets isekaid could certain degrees be applicable to various aspects of the mge world? For example, could an EE, CoE, or CS degree be used to get a “magic engineering” job while working on magic-powered computers?

>> No.23605686

>>23605650
>What are you gonna do, Love and Cherish me?

>> No.23605688

>>23604807
>Scythes are the high skill/high kill weapons
>Hates getting bodied by scythe-mains, calling them cheaters, using broken weapons, etc when the fact is that she's salty she got beaten by a farmer's tool

>> No.23605689

>>23605611
I dislike mindflayers because the implications behind their abilities terrifies me, however I also acknowledge that they can be useful. As much as it scares me, I do wish a mindflayer would get rid of some of my more degenerate fetishes and embarrassing memories.

>> No.23605697

>>23605522
Why do I consider dom meidos so hot?

>> No.23605698
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>> No.23605703

>>23605688
>she's salty she got beaten by a farmer's tool
I mean, that's fair. I wouldn't want to see the white hot silent rage of an ochimusha dishonored by defeat to such a weapon, though.

>> No.23605706

>>23605698
i love this fox!

>> No.23605709

>>23605661
The venom makes them feel chronically depressed and irritated, so I'd say most of the insults wouldn't be genuine, or at least would be about things they in truth aren't really that bothered by. I mean we've all had days where every little thing we would usually ignore or not notice suddenly makes us want to snap at someone, even if we know they are perfectly innocent.

>> No.23605710

>>23605698
Please do not post smug foxes; they are one of my many weaknesses.

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>>23605698

>> No.23605716

>>23605646
I want Katamachi sister set that all have huge oppai but differing heights.

>> No.23605731

>>23605698
I want to make out with this fox's butthole!

>> No.23605732

>>23603506
>Love the mindflayer's design and personality
>Worried about getting irreversible brain damage from one
>Hate the thought of things fucking with my brain in general

>> No.23605751

>>23605715
The dream.

>> No.23605753

I'm a simple man I like monsters that are nice

>> No.23605768

>>23605249
>Waifu calls me a good boy
>Not a worm, or an insect
>A good boy
>Try to hide my blush
>Of course, she sees it anyway

>Stay up all night trying to think of a way to get back at her
>Have to fend her off when she thinks I'm having trouble sleeping again

>> No.23605769

>>23605709
If it causes them to snap out of irritation, wouldn't they go right for the jugular and use insults that have the most truth behind them? Or do they retain enough self-control to not do that?

>> No.23605771

>>23605703
Dishonorable losses Ochimushas would hate
>Getting killed by scythes
>getting sniped
>getting sniped from a mile away
>backstabbed
>blown up by a landmine
>Time Over
>Bonus points when the killer taunts over her corpse, especially if it's a "laugh and point" taunt

>> No.23605776

>>23605698
>smug foxgirl childhood friend even more smug after impregnating her

>> No.23605780

>>23605715
>tfw they all grow up taller than her

>> No.23605783

>>23605715
>tfw no lap pillow fluffy destresser to cook me delicious food and cheer me on

>> No.23605785

>>23605776
>smug foxgirl childhood friend not so smug when morning sickness hits and makes her puke her guts out

>> No.23605788

>>23605732
Don't worry anon, the first session with her will fix all of that.

>> No.23605790

>>23605780
I mean, you'd expect that. The question is, do they grow up as flat?

>> No.23605795

>>23605771
>scunt_laugh.wav

>> No.23605796

>>23605776
Would she be more or less smug after discovering that she's having triplets?

>> No.23605802

>>23605790
Tall flat cuties

>> No.23605803

>>23605790
Much less flat

>> No.23605809

>>23605771
>getting sniped
>getting sniped from a mile away
Sniping is a good job mate.

>> No.23605810

>>23605796
More until it's time to bring them into the world. Just kidding. Monstergirls, amirite?

>> No.23605817

>>23605802
>Tall flat
nope nope nope

>> No.23605819

>>23605769
It's noted their irritated state is not their "original" personality, that they are naturally quite loving, so presumably they don't tend to have a lot of things they would legit insult people for.

>> No.23605828

>>23605817
>Not appreciating the elegance of a comely tall slender woman with gentle yet distinct curves
Fucking barbarians, this is why you'll never graduate above holstaur level

>> No.23605832

>>23605769
If it was just the venom, it'd just be generic insults. If it was the venom plus a legitimate issue making them actually upset on top of the superficial one, it'd probably be the grain of truth insult. But the latter would inevitably always lead to healing once the problem was no longer an elephant in the room and they could work through it.

>> No.23605840

>>23605771
God could you imagine how mad a Salamander would be if you ran the clock down?

>> No.23605845

>>23605698
>Commencing Evaluation
>Species: Fox
>Size: Medium
>Bust: Small
>Tail Count: One
>Snugness: 7
>Notes: Spats, sharp teeth
>....
>Tabulating Results
>Printing
Final Results:
Possibly Untrustworthy. Proceed with Caution.

>> No.23605847

>>23605828
that shit in one piece turned off permanently to that,
nope
fuck that.

>> No.23605850

>>23605809
>When your waifu starts spinning around wildly and keeps hitting you will her barbs every time

>> No.23605852

>>23605809
>Elven snipers and Half-elf snipers constantly at each other's throats and crosshairs over whether longbows or crossbows are better

>> No.23605853

>>23605817
It works well if you do it juuuuuuust right.

>> No.23605872

>>23605732
It's simple!
Design your waifus personality in a manner that she does not cross certain red lines, while still taking her race into account so it seems believable, that's what I did!

Then again, a flayer is a bit...

>> No.23605879

>>23605809
>Anon defeats entire demon lord army with nothing but a bow, jars of piss, and a knife.

>> No.23605883

>>23605771
>calmly and politely ask the ochimusha to explain, in detail, her tactics and secret moves "for the benefit of the audience" after every action
>for some reason she can't fathom, she obliges every single time
>clock runs out
What's the ochi equivalent of eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas?

>> No.23605887
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>>23599077

>> No.23605890

>>23605845
>foxes
>ever untrustworthy

>> No.23605893

>>23605887
Moo?

>> No.23605898

>>23605887
I need to breed these small cows

>> No.23605907

>>23605883
>What's the ochi equivalent of eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas?
Eating too much ice cream and watching soap operas. I feel like they'd be oddly similar to modern housewives in many ways in the modern era outside of an occidental setting. So, your average Anon's house.

>> No.23605909

>>23605819
I don't know, my wife can get incredibly savage if she to in order to put sluts in their place, I'd be a little concerned about the outcome of her on Atlach-Nacha venom.

>> No.23605913

>>23605879
more like cum jars

>> No.23605915 [SPOILER] 
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>>23599355

>> No.23605924

>>23605915
Wow that's pretty great

>> No.23605928

>>23605913
Those make monsters stronger though.

>> No.23605929

>>23605883
>Later, there's a rematch
>for some reason this one player is somehow able to counter her every move
>Kills her with a scythe and taunts over her corpse
>Yep, it's that guy again

>> No.23605931

>>23605913
>Anon has found: Mad Milk

>> No.23605949

>>23605928
yeah but it will distract them

>> No.23605953

>>23605785
morning sickness is a product of a poisonous western-industrial diet, and mamano would not suffer from such a thing

>> No.23605956

>>23605890
Foxes are known tricksters. They are frequently selfish, self-centered, and overly lustful. They are often dangerous, and a disproportionate number of them are thots.

In the absence of careful observation and evaluation, no fox should be trusted

>> No.23605963

>>23605907
That makes a surprising amount of sense, actually. Hearing her gush (the kuu equivalent, anyway) about some really saccharine Mamono-Drama or something while still being a stoic warrior/bodyguard would be really cute.

>> No.23605992

>>23605956
All tanuki lies. Foxes are very modest, selfless, humble, and trustworthy. You should always believe whatever a fox tells you without hesitation.

>> No.23605993

>>23605915
What's that rumbling?

>> No.23606003

>>23605931
I'd rather have Bonk! Atomic Punch because then I'd dodge every monster

>> No.23606011

>>23605992
On the internet, no one knows you're a tanuki pretending to be a fox, playing 4D chess to spread disinformation.

>> No.23606022

>>23606011
Nope, just a run-of-the-mill slut (mofu).

>> No.23606034

>>23605915
based

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>>23605890

>> No.23606058

>>23605915
Time to get swole and sizzling for my undead Yeti harem!

>> No.23606061
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>> No.23606094
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23606094

Playing red light/green light with gargoyles!

>> No.23606097

>>23606047
Did someone accidentally leave the flash on their camera on because her eyes look a bit startled

>> No.23606104

>>23606047
Look at this perfectly innocent fox with absolutely no ill intentions whatsoever.

>> No.23606110

>>23606097
She's dazzled by your brilliance. Too bad her sister isn't in the background looking completely unfazed.

>> No.23606111

>>23606097
>explain to monster what "flash on camera" actually means
>instantly immensely disappointed

>> No.23606136

>>23600026
So what your saying is that werebats are full of shit then?

>> No.23606157

>>23606111
>still flashes you her tits anyways

>> No.23606175

does porn in MGE have terrible acting like porn in real life?

>> No.23606186

>>23606175
I still want to see the one with the manticore plumber

>> No.23606198

>>23606175
I think part of the reason I only fap to 2d porn now is eromanga have romantic stories .

>> No.23606204

>>23606175
Absolutely.

>> No.23606229

>>23606094
owogoyles are dangerous!

>> No.23606236

>>23606175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRyjzRuvvA

>> No.23606245

i trust all foxes

>> No.23606259

>>23605915
Just like their living counterparts detect cold, Undead Yetis can sense warmth from a mile away and track it down

>> No.23606267
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>>23606245
Good boy.

>> No.23606269

>>23606094
Gargoyles need more art.

>> No.23606278

>>23606245
This is how boys, who grow up in villages close to Fox shrines/temples, should be raised.

>> No.23606281

>>23606267
Big bust=big trust!

>> No.23606307

>>23606175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEnZU2teiHY

>> No.23606312

>>23606186
what about the hot tub one

>> No.23606354

>>23606186
>open door
>"i heard you need some pipe handled"

>> No.23606419

Sweaty, oiled up Hinezumi wearing nothing but a fundoshi!

>> No.23606451

>>23606047
Haha
Enterprise go BRRRRR

>> No.23606467

>>23606175
MGE JAV titles:
>My Stepsister is a Cute Shrine Maiden Who Can’t Wait for Mom and Dad to Leave on Their Trip So We Can Have Lovey-Dovey Sex All Week Long!
>Desperate Office Ladies Volume 6
>An Ancient Evil Awakens And She’s my Great Aunt! To Placate Her Plans For World Domination I Have to Creampie Her Everyday!

>> No.23606501
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23606501

>>23606245
That's pretty dangerous anon.

>> No.23606550

>>23606245
i bought a painting from one and found out it was fake as fuck. I couldn't get that shit to be displayed at the museum nor get money from selling it. fuck this gay earth and all the bitches who don't care about me. i hate it.

>> No.23606682
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Bully the nerds!

>> No.23606694

>>23606501
foxes are very safe and soft!

>> No.23606699
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23606699

Which bicorn is better anons?
>Mistress bicorn that always has first lay with you before any of the harem and makes sure to tease them while they watch
>Submissive bicorn that'll happily eat out the other girls after you're done with them and always goes last

>> No.23606716

>>23606682
This artist's powers of SOFT are horribly wasted on loli

>> No.23606740

Did the mega die?

>> No.23606778
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>"Dear, it's time for your 4PM ball enlarging."

>> No.23606781

>>23606699
The latter, by far. Especially if she acts like I'm cheating on her the whole time.

>> No.23606793
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Some Monsters are strange.

>> No.23606805

>>23606097
These eyes have power of you.

>> No.23606850
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Remember that snake charmers are in high demand in the desert kingdoms and you only require a wedding ring and the will to kiss a snake to be one

>> No.23606853

Mamonomana will help me indulge kinks of mine, right?
Like, any mamono wife of mine would have big, messy orgasms and be able to alter her pussy between being "virginally tight" and "big and loose" and maybe even animal genitalia on an otherwise humanoid frame?
And despite not pissing, could she possible secrete some kind of sexual fluid from her urethra?

>> No.23606906

>>23606853
Yes, KC land allows everything.
This thread doesn't though.
/d/ is just around the corner.

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>>23606451

>> No.23606951

>>23606929
Mofu withdrawal can be hard to handle.

>> No.23606962

>>23606906
That stuff is /d/-tier? Really? And I know it allows for it, but would it be a matter of mamonomana or does a more proactive alchemic approach need involved?

>> No.23607005

>>23606929
>tags: mofu denial

>> No.23607028

>>23606778
what's she gonna do with enlarged balls?

>> No.23607032

>>23606778
that's kinda hot

>> No.23607038

>>23607028
drain em empty!

>> No.23607040

>>23606850
That was one fat snake

I loved it. Biting and wrapping.

>> No.23607047
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>"C'mon anon you're already a monkey's uncle why not be her father?"

>> No.23607050
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>>23606850

>> No.23607058

>Mfw the reason lilim's eyes are red is because they possess the sharingan.

No wonder they are so OP.

>> No.23607064

>>23607038
how long does that take? i have a 5pm with her baby chamber.

>> No.23607065
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Make sure she's laying huge eggs constantly, anon! And make sure to help her exercise her pussy muscles for when she's laying eggs bigger than the cavity of her pussy!

>> No.23607070

>>23607047
Why diddle the daughteru when you can knock up the niece?

>> No.23607073

>>23607047
Monks have to deal with these lewd Monkeys all day.

>> No.23607080

>>23606699
Definitely the latter.
Bicorns are just a combo piece to a harem and I'd prefer she knew that.
If the other girls are less aware, she can help teach them their place.

>> No.23607089

>>23607065
There are quite a few species I want to watch lay eggs, and only a couple naturally would.

>> No.23607095
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Huh I forgot I had this

>> No.23607097

>>23607089
egg laying is pretty hot

>> No.23607107

>>23607097
A big part of my egglaying kink is way too /d/ for this thread.

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>>23607095

>> No.23607156
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>>23607065

>> No.23607160

>>23607089
>>23607097
>>23607107
>>23607156
you might have to anal fuck the harpy so she'll have something in her bowels to clench on to, also the anal sex will make her cum from her pussy so the egg will slide out easier from her pussy juice. Afterwards, you got to massage her pussy gently after she lays a big egg and tell her how much of a good job she's doing laying such massive priceless eggs so she'll feel good about laying eggs. Of, course you'll have to reward her with more sex but after her pussy finishes the tenseness of its charged up nerve endings.
t. harpy harem master professional harpy expert
i'm not sure if this applies to lamia species or aquatic species because i'm no expert on them.

>> No.23607167

>>23607156
Aya laid a healthy egg! How responsible!

>> No.23607176

>>23607028
Play them like drums! It'll remind her of the good ol' days before the demon lord.

>> No.23607177
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23607177

>>23607156
>>23607065

>> No.23607187

>>23607160
So, is it similar or different for, say, a not-fully-monsterized human girl whose transformation has deliberately been centered on her womb?

>> No.23607190

>>23607176
i think that would be the most painful thing she could possibly do to me

>> No.23607194

>>23607065
>>23607156
As a patrician impregnation fetishist myself, eggs are why mucus toad is such a kino girl imo. Just the thought of injecting my sperm into her cloaca and drowning her eggs in semen makes me stiffer than the stick up a nun's ass. Then I can watch as she lays the fine little slurry.

>> No.23607199

>>23607177
So that's how you hatch a Phoenix egg

>> No.23607206

>>23602185
I have been cursed with MC levels of denseness. My powerful oblivious aura is enough to turn any attempt at seduction into an awkward story you can only tell when you're REALLY drunk.
As for skills I want, I just want to be able to express how much someone means to me.

>> No.23607207

>>23607199
phoenix egg? those things take forever to hatch. no wonder the wandering scholar never found one yet

>> No.23607217

>>23607190
Yeah, it'd be weird to see how MAMONO MANA and whatever other magic could twist that around to being enjoyable. Might be something for a trip to Wonderland.

>> No.23607254

>>23607064
a very long time.

>> No.23607280

>>23607254
unacceptable, i'm just gonna cum in her right now.

>> No.23607285

>>23605915
>"Oh ho! So you're approaching me?"
>"I can't hug the shit out of you without getting closer."
>"Then come as close as you like!"
>other monsters go about their business as yeti and hug-guy scream at each other and try to crush the others rib-cage first

>> No.23607354

>>23606699
Hmmm. Bicorn's profile specifically states she gets off on the other monster's energy being all mixed in with her husband's, that seems to fit #2 better.
Other mamano work much better for a 'Mistress' role

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>>23607136
He really likes Rach, huh

>> No.23607375

>>23607285
I would totally watch YaYa's Bizarre Adventures, together with her high school age friends Yuki and Wendi, her Grandma Yeti, and travelling companion Winternubis.

>> No.23607383

>>23607368
has KC drawn any other girl?

>> No.23607387

you'll be cumming inside her even if you say no! muhahahaha!

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>>23607368
It feels like if he could get away with replacing his own spider in the encyclopedia he would

>>23607383

>> No.23607391

>>23607354
I really like the idea of a lovey-docey romantic bicorn who gets off on getting other girls to let me do depraved things with them, that she "couldn't" or "wouldn't" do.

>> No.23607395

>>23607177
Aren't you only supposed to eat unfertilized eggs in the first place?

>> No.23607401

>>23607389
ah sweet, now i wish i knew photoshop so i can draw a nude version

>> No.23607402

>>23607395
Oh, if only you knew...

>> No.23607419

>>23607395
there's nothing inherently unhealthy about eating a viable egg
it just may well be, well, crunchier than otherwise
depending on how long you wait

>> No.23607431

>>23607395
Ah, there we go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

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>>23607194
Did you watch THAT episode?

>> No.23607450

Why is the desert kingdom allowed to be so good? It’s really unfair to everyone else. First desert girl I run into I’m lewding and nothing can stop me.

>> No.23607477

>>23607194
>makes me stiffer than the stick up a nun's ass
I have a name thank you very much.

>> No.23607509

what are some monsters that would live in Alabama?

>> No.23607529

>>23607450
I dunno, most of my favorite mamono are more suited to forests or cold regions.

>> No.23607532

>>23607509
Rednecks

>> No.23607541

>>23607450
I'm not wild about scorpions

>> No.23607557

>>23607541
I’d let one sting me a bit, scorps are neat

>> No.23607561

>>23607450
i prefer zip girls

>> No.23607620

Would a Sidewinder have a really cool belly dance to go along with her sideways motions

>> No.23607627

>>23607450
There are no plant girls from the desert.

>> No.23607630

Does anyone have a copy of Knightess' Tale by HumbleSacrifice?

I can't find any links.

>> No.23607631

>>23607477
Whatever you say, Woody.

>> No.23607642

>>23607627
It's still kinda hard to sexualize a cactus, not that people haven't tried.

>> No.23607651

>>23607620
Absolutely, expect to be entranced at those sensual sways

>> No.23607655

>>23607058
Imagine a Lilim that is obsessed with Ninja Arts.
>Always runs with her arms stretched out
>Has a group of Kunoichis with her
>Spends years practicing the art of stealth
>fails horribly because she keeps humming her own themesong while moving
>Anounces every of her moves loudly
>Everyone pretends to not see her when she rolls around humming loudly right Infront of them because she is still a Lilim

>> No.23607667

>>23607627
It's not that there are no plant girls from the desert. They are just super tsundere and bad at socializing.

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>>23607557
Scorps are dumb!

>> No.23607676

>>23607642
There are also trees, wildflower shrubs, and non-point succulents.

>> No.23607698

>>23607667
>tsundere
And there we have it - desert plants are inferior to their less xerophilic cousins on this one fundamental characteristic.

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>>23607557
Who could possibly be behind this post?

>> No.23607744
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Reminder: Ratas are just Large Mice with mofu.

>> No.23607758

>>23607642
I wanna suck a cactus's titties

>> No.23607765

Scorps are cute, but I'd like a shy, reclusive scorp who uses her sting as a way of getting out of awkward social situations. Like, when she gets flustered and stuff.

>> No.23607776
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Would a pedomorphosis spell/potion work on a male to turn them into a shota? I'd love to be a shota incubus with my CC troll waifu, plus I feel like that would be the easiest/only way to get a troll into femdom.

>> No.23607777

Atlach nacha a best.
Devil a best also.
I would love any writing/fanart of either.

>> No.23607796

>>23607777
>girl who bullies you into domming her
>girl who serves you into being submissive to her
Seems like you have a preferred dynamic.

>> No.23607807

>>23607776
I don't see why not. I'm not particularly into shota, but I've headcanoned myself a wide variety of transformation magic to suit my fetishes and fantasies, most of which is distinctly less suitable for this thread's tastes.

>> No.23607822

>>23607776
Look, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at that picture without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, that woman was constructed in such a way that she conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make her not only legally but also judiciously built for BBC.

>> No.23607835
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>>23607777
>wake up
>groggy from a night of tentacuddles
>scurry to the kitchen
>try to the best of your ability to use your face tentacles to fry some eggs
>taste your waifu on the spatula and frying pan, she must have used them recently
>return with a plate of brekky in bed for the waify
>she slaps it out of your hands, cursing at you for not making her pancakes, rebuking you for being useless, saying everything she knows will trigger your inferiority complex and make you feel useless
>angerape.jpg
>happy wife

Nacho a shit.

>> No.23607843
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I love big small angry cows

>> No.23607847

Why is nature trying so hard to ruin monstergirls for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7V8DRfZBQI

>> No.23607849

>>23607807
Neat

>>23607822
>mutt detected
Don't you have a (((schlong))) to fellate?

>> No.23607865
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>>23607843

>> No.23607874

I'm gonna hug a cactus no matter how sharp and pokey she is

>> No.23607883
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>>23607847
Not sure what you mean, I could not BE harder after that

>> No.23607891

>>23607883
I like Tritonia and Tritonia similar names for two amazing monsters

>> No.23607931

>>23607843
>>23607865
What is she so angry about?

>> No.23607963

>>23607835
I couldn't fucking stand a Nacho. The abusive language, the overly smug demeanor, the extreme level of tsundere. I'd absolutely fucking hate to be with one. And what makes it worse - she'd enjoy making me hate her so much, and get off on it.

>> No.23607968 [DELETED] 

>>23607931
She hasn't had any BBC in three hours

>> No.23607970

>>23607835
I'm worried I might get off on being abused by a strong monster.

>> No.23607985 [DELETED] 
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>>23607822
>niggers
Don't you know? Monster boys aren't welcome here.

>> No.23608017

>>23607630
It's in the archive, under !Guest

>> No.23608027

Give me some comfy story recommendations.

>> No.23608029

>>23607065
I don't find eggplaying itself hot as much as I like the appeal of seeing her care for it.

>> No.23608034
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>>23607963
>>23607970

>> No.23608044 [DELETED] 

>>23607985
There are plenty of black people that enjoy monster girls, that don't troll with the bbc meme.

>> No.23608053 [DELETED] 
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>>23608044
And they are not niggers.

>> No.23608059

>>23607970
Its funny, I got gang-bullied as a kid often to the point of tears and now I can't imagine a relationship where my SO and I don't constantly shit talk one another on the reg. Am I psychologically damaged?

>> No.23608062 [DELETED] 

>>23608053
Go back to /monster/

>> No.23608070
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23608070

Refreshments?

>> No.23608071

>>23608059
Yes, but to is everyone else so don't worry about it too much.

>> No.23608076

>>23608034
Not only is it a retarded bitch-spider, it's an ugly cow, too. Somehow even fucking worse.
She doesn't even deserve the satisfaction of the tentacledick. She deserves to watch helplessly while the poor sap forced into marrying her uses that form on better, more attractive girls.

>> No.23608077 [DELETED] 

>>23608044
>>23608053
Report and ignore you stupid cunts.

>> No.23608085 [DELETED] 

>>23608062
>implying all black people are niggers
Go back to /pol/ you enormous giga-faggot.

>> No.23608091

>>23608076
>Ugly
Get your eyes checked.

>> No.23608096

>>23608091
Cowtits are ugly

>> No.23608105

>>23608096
Ok pedo.

>> No.23608109

>>23608034
Made for strangulation and impregnation.

>> No.23608111 [DELETED] 

>>23608077
Pretty sure >>23608053 and >>23607985 are the same anon. I'm that anon[/speoiler]

>> No.23608115

>>23608070
I just got done watching a video on carnivorous plants, so yeah, no. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go dunk this rodent in my bathtub.

>> No.23608119

>>23608109
Cringe

>> No.23608121 [DELETED] 

>>23608111
Stop being a fucking retard, ok?

>> No.23608124
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There's a limit to what can be Mere'd

Don't cross it

>> No.23608125

>>23608091
>Asanagi
Not even once

>> No.23608129

>>23608119
What's wrong with a bit of struggle while you snuggle?

>> No.23608131

>>23608124
How do you unMere a Mere'd monster?

>> No.23608135

>>23608109
Based

>> No.23608138

>>23608091
>Bad haircut
>Overly large breasts
>Fat

And you say she's not an ugly sow? She's a disgrace. An absolute disgrace who deserves to sit in the corner alone, watching other people make love with her husband.

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>>23608121
I'll try, but that's a pretty hard order anon

>> No.23608150

>>23608131
become a mere mammal and give her control of you

>> No.23608166
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>>23608091
I unironically love nachos. Nachas are ok too

>> No.23608234
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23608234

I kinda want a service for the damages monsters and monstergirl items do.

>> No.23608236
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mere fish

>> No.23608247

>>23608236
What if you give a mere fish a raw fish?

>> No.23608251
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>>23608236
Cute fish

>> No.23608264

>>23608247
she would ask for it to be cooked while hanging onto your arm

>> No.23608274

>>23608251
marriage fish

>> No.23608337
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23608337

What would you call those ears? And those are bug antennas, right?

What species would you categorize her as?

>> No.23608338

>>23608264
God damn that's cute.
Guess I'm cooking fish for her then.

>> No.23608353

>>23608234
Almost cute, even for tumblrshit. Almost.

>> No.23608355

>>23608337
fluffy bug

>> No.23608386

>>23608236
Is she trying to seduce me?

>> No.23608387

>>23608337
Some magical hybrid of mofu and slug?

>> No.23608388

>>23607963
>>23608034
>>23607835
Leave her. "Divorce her". She'll change her tune real quick once she realizes she lost you "forever".

Don't actually divorce. She leave for long enough for her to regret what she did

>> No.23608393

>>23608353
Series is nice, kinda funny for 1 min+shorts
this is the only one with that demon lady in it IIrc

>> No.23608395

>>23608387
Those are slug antennae? Not bug ones?

>> No.23608402
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Reminder

>> No.23608403

>>23608387
Mofu?

>> No.23608405

>>23608386
she's already seduced me i'm afraid, run for it before more appear!

>> No.23608418

>>23608388
>her to regret what she did
Why would I want her to regret doing nothing wrong?

>> No.23608423

>>23608402
I wanna sexually bully a short lich.

>> No.23608435

>>23608405
I can't tell if I'd want to run or not!

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>>23608402
Still wrong, the real right way is like this!

>> No.23608497

>>23608478
That's a tiny rata mofu.
What news does she bring?

>> No.23608502
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>>23608388
>revert to human (incubus) form
>tell her you're sick of this shit
>tell her you're leaving her and never coming back
>tell her you'll go find a proper chaos girl like a mindflayer or a wendy
>leave and slam the door, waiting ever-so-quietly on the other side of the door
>hear the haughty ojou-nacho break down into tears
>chuckle to yourself, you got her good this time
>soft sobbing turns to frenzied screaming, interspersed with pained wailing
>"did I overdo it...? ... Naaaah"
>screaming turns more gut-wrenching as time goes on, you never knew your beloved waifu had a pair of lungs that strong
>after a dozen or so minutes you start to feel bad, as the pained wailing suddenly stops you decide she's probably had enough
>thisgonnabegood.jpg, you expect to be raped so hard for this
>open the door, burst in yelling "got yo-"
>your wife lay dead on the floor, all 4 of her back appendages thrust through her chest, tears staining her pained face

>> No.23608513

>>23608395
I don't know? The look like them to me

>> No.23608515

>>23608502
Just go ask the local lich to fix it. It's not like death is a terribly permanent thing in MGE.

>> No.23608516

>>23608403
... You're joking, right?

>> No.23608528

>>23608497
>my sources tell me that anon is the best husbando!

>> No.23608533

>>23608528
This needs to be fact checked!

>> No.23608535

>>23608502
I made myself sad

>> No.23608546

>>23608516
...Oh, I thought you were talking about a species name.

>> No.23608551

>>23608535
i wish there were more tragic stories

>> No.23608590
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23608590

>>23608551
I've tried posting some just for bants, but I usually get yelled at and asked to leave, I think my last one was about mg's reverting to pre-succ DL form and a sandworm digesting her husband, leaving her in despair. That may have just been because it was too close to vorefag territory

>> No.23608619

>>23608590
Most people here get kinda on edge when it comes to needlessly cruel or tragic things due to A: MGE in general being a hugbox and it kinda goes against the spirit of it and B: /tg/ and other types of edge lords.

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>>23608533
>Commence fact checking!

>> No.23608680

>>23608619
I'm not an edgelord I just like to see just how precious something was when it's taken away to tug at the only strings that reach my heart

>> No.23608689

>>23608502
Call a lich and do a ritual that binds your soul to hers forever

>> No.23608693

>>23608632
HUFF the FLUFF

>> No.23608704

>>23608680
I get that, I'm just saying there's a reason people don't like it, even if you do it with the best of intentions.

>> No.23608705

>>23608680
>t. edgelord

But seriously, boy do I have some unwritten stories for you

>> No.23608712

>>23608689
Not sure, but probably? I hope so because soul ownership is really hot to me. One of the reasons demons tickle my fancy so

>> No.23608727

>>23608712
What about like a soul lease? I'd enter a high mileage soul lease with a demon.

>> No.23608768
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>>23608727
Cute. But seriously, imagine literally signing away your everlasting soul to your waifu. After your body dies and you get ready to ascend to the next plane of existence, your ethereal corpus is snatched up by your lovingly cruel waifu, hers to toy with until eternity dies. Your literal everything is her property- YOU are her property- to do with however she sees fit, which will be wholesome and loving because she loves you just as much in death as she did in life

>inb4 anti-femdom fag reeee's

>> No.23608782

>>23608513
Aren't those look more like a flower's stamen?

>> No.23608786

>>23608590
I have a similar story in the works, except with a baphomet and her former paladin oniichan has to don his old armor and protect the sabbath witches without killing her.

>> No.23608793

>>23608768
Can i ask for a addition to my contact with a demon that our souls belong to one another?
Or is that a standard part of the contract?

>> No.23608848
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>>23608793
I think that's standard, honestly. I'd be more concerned with wording a throne clause into the contract.

>> No.23608857

>>23608782
They might be actually, not that I take another look.

>> No.23608876

>>23608793
Nope, you're now property. Or she'll humor it, but with no less than 87 asterisks.

Also, what happened to all those souls that were snapped up by demons prior to the great transition? What would happen if there were multiple other souls in their possession prior? If there were women under their control do I get a harem of sex slaves to do with as I please and invite into the bedroom with my wife? Or are they just gonna be normal help around the house type maids that work 6 days a week with long hours and a "touch hubby and I throw you back into the pits to shovel coal" condition.

>> No.23608879

>>23608768
I like femdom, but my version of femdom is just, instead of me making the decisions on what to do to my waifu, it's my waifu making the decisions on what to do to me no bdsm/KDF stuff, just waifu taking charge in bed

>> No.23608900

>>23608879
That's just soft/gentle femdom and there's nothing wrong with that, it's sweet. I still want a bdsm enthusiast wife who constantly reminds me that I am her bitch while engraving her possession of me in my flesh. Stil loving, just not so gentle.

>> No.23608909

>>23608848
>I'd be more concerned with wording a throne clause into the contract.
So I have to be her dick throne at least 8 hours per week or what?

>> No.23608978

>>23608712
I didn't say "Can" I said "Call". Lich-chan a infallible, solves every issue.

>> No.23609044

>>23608978
Ah, so you did

>> No.23609055
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>>23608909
Nah, facesitting.

Every queen needs a throne, anon

>> No.23609067

>>23608876
Most were released back onto the market when the demand for souls dropped like a stone. But there are still temporary contract for 'trainees' to get them used to the Demon way of life.

>> No.23609083

>>23607931
her tits need to be milked but she can't do it herself, and the milking machine doesn't feel nice.

>> No.23609126

>>23608900
Based

>> No.23609167

>>23609055
That's fair.
I kinda want to add so that every other day she's the dominant and every other day I get to be the dominant one.
Would be kinda fun to have her demand you treat her like a queen and the next day she begs you to treat her like a sex slave.
Sundays are days off where you just go on dates or just stay at home and doesn't really do any thing in general.

>> No.23609253

>>23609167
Sounds comfy

>> No.23609262
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>>23609055
>tfw your waifu is contractually obligated to use your face as her chair as she shitposts on /jp/ for 8 hours a day

>> No.23609277
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23609277

What does Anubutt sing at Karaoke?
JUDGEMENT

>> No.23609383

>>23608502
I doubt she'd actually off herself

But if she did, this is the approach >>23608515.
Also get Lich-san to minimize the effects of nacho's venom so that she doesn't overdo it next time with the insults.

>> No.23609424

>>23609262
>She shitpost about extremist monster girl shit and how men should be ruled by monster girls since they can't defend themselves and so on
>Turn to her husband as she's sitting on his face
>"Want me to make your favorite dish later tonight?"
>Anon gives a muffled sound of approval

>> No.23609615

Do ancient skeleton girls have dusty old bones full of green dust?

>> No.23609658

What's the level requirement for impregnating a demon?

>> No.23609659

>>23609615
No, they're just fossils.

>> No.23609722

>>23609424
>looks down between her legs
>"hey darling you don't think I totally dominate you, right? This agreement was totally consensual, was it not? We signed a contract and everything! I need to stop this fragrant spread of lies and slander to my people, no?"
>"mrmpth"

>> No.23609769

>>23609722
I mean flagrant, fuck lel

>> No.23609892
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23609892

>>23609769
Trolls are fragrant, after all.

>> No.23609935

>>23609722
Demons truly are the best.
And I'm not being made to type this by a demon.

>> No.23610076
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23610076

Gazer has not only a beautiful body, but a beautiful mind, and desires the best for both herself and her mate.

>> No.23610088

>>23610076
Does she want to play Divinity Original Sin co-op?

>> No.23610099

>>23609722
>"It's not rape if there's a contract saying he consented!"
>"You raped him until he signed it damn it."
>Demon wife wiggles her his while she's typing this
>Anon is completely fine with all of this

>> No.23610165

>>23610076
What a cutie.

>> No.23610174

>>23609892
Trolls stink. They stink badly, and their breath stinks too. But that just makes them more erotic

>> No.23610177

>>23610076
>and desires the best for both herself and her mate.
That's literally every girl tho.

>> No.23610215

>>23610076
Monoeye is ugly though

>> No.23610248

>>23607630
>>23608017
Thanks, I must be thinking of another one. The story I was thinking of was the noblewoman getting transformed into a Salamander.

>> No.23610333

>>23610177
Her concept of what's best stands above what other girls would imagine. Or do you really think being a pampered cum-pump for some Succu-slut is the best possible outcome for you?

>> No.23610368

>>23610333
>Projection

>> No.23610401

>>23610368
Think about it. When a succ looks at you, she sees only one thing—penis. So of course she'll go after that and only that. Maybe a few kisses and hugs here and there, but you can guess what she's really after.

But a Gazer sees every part of you. She'll enjoy each and every bit of your charm. She sees your potential as well, and will happily help you achieve it.

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23610413

>>23607389
Soldier beetle is also likely a homage to the Rachnera arachne design, what with the mating limbs and the arthropod eyes.

>> No.23610414

>>23610401
>implying
No succs here. Only undead. Cute girls that don't have too many eyes where they shouldn't be, and not enough where they should be. Unless it's a particularly unfortunate zombie girl. Then she gets cuddled.

>> No.23610434
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I just noticed Gazer has four galleries now while no other girl made it to three.

>> No.23610447

>>23610413
>mating limbs
Pedipalps

>> No.23610454

>>23608876
Demons buying souls in the MGE is something of fanon, as none of the official material supports it (the "eternity" mentioned in the profile may be hyperbole). Demons in the previous era wanted to corrupt and kill humans, not own their souls.

>> No.23610456

>>23610434
Gazerfag is the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.

>> No.23610458

>>23610434
>that lipstick
Who did her make-up, a Wurm?

>> No.23610474

>>23610447
Yes, they are pedipalps for the Rachnera arachne design, but beetles lack pedipalps so the term "mating limbs" encompasses both.

>> No.23610497

>>23610474
I see, so it's like that.

>> No.23610500

>>23610458
Hey Wurm-Chan always tries her best when putting on makeup! Even if she always ends up looking like a clown after doing her make up.

>> No.23610514

>>23610413
Soldier Beetles are good girls who deserve headpats and all the cut fruit she wants!

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23610574

>It's been FOUR HOURS. Pet me. Do it NOW, or I won't be able to hold back again. This is YOUR fault, PET. ME. NOW!

>> No.23610583

>>23609892
>have Troll waifu
>unfortunately she’s been diagnosed with infertility
>work out in the gardens behind your house with her everyday
>hard work in the gardens often lead to fun times in her garden out there in the dirt and plants
>a couple of months later a loli Dorome shows up in your garden
>waifu is certain Dorome is daughteru made from the love of you two and the garden behind your house

>> No.23610595

>>23610574
>Hellhound delinquent isn’t so smug after becoming addicted to anons headpats

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>>23610574
Damn, that's really driving her up the wall

>> No.23610603

>>23610574
I want a over exited hellhound.
Imagine telling her you can go for a walk after petting her.

>> No.23610654

>>23610603
>genki Hellhound childhood friend
>loves to do anything as long as it’s with you
>even if it’s something most hellhounds will tease her for
>ear scritches in public? Sure as long as it’s you scratching her ears
>going on walks with you? Of course! Walks are the best!
>wearing a collar with your name on it? Prepare your pelvis for marriage and lots of daughterus.

>> No.23610704

>>23610583
>During the rare cases Mamono Mana doesn't fix Infertility then Elementals based on the monster and the environment start being born instead
That would be a pretty cute phenomenon.

>> No.23610740

>>23610654
>wearing a collar with your name on it? Prepare your pelvis for marriage and lots of daughterus.

>The two of you wearing collars with the others name on it
That sounds really cute.

>> No.23610777

>>23610654
>genki Hellhound childhood friend
You can stop, I'm already sold on whatever you're selling me.

>> No.23610880

>>23610654
I bet she carries you back to her home when her mom brought out snacks

>> No.23610885
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Well? Would you?

>> No.23610923

>>23610885
I would run out
And then run back in with a fire extinguisher

>> No.23610924

>>23610885
Would want to move those candles to where they won't be knocked over first.

>> No.23610946

>>23610885
>candles on a bed
Unless shes on a water bed that seems like a major fire hazard.

>> No.23610980

>>23610923
>>23610924
>>23610946
The bed is enchanted with resist fire

>> No.23611010

>>23599077
What makes wolfus go awoo?

>> No.23611030

>>23610880
Of course she does! Mama always makes more snacks because she knows Anon will be there with her! And more snacks means more time to play with Anon!

>> No.23611045

>>23611010
Their husbands.

>> No.23611093
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23611093

>>23610980
The candles could still get in the way and/or start a fire on the floor.

Now if they were magic flames that can't actually spread fire, like the magic flame candlesticks popular among monsters in the MGE, then that'd be different (though they would still get in the way on the bed).

>> No.23611099

>>23611093
JUST FUCK THE DAMN COW

>> No.23611133

>>23611010
Tearing off their prey's clothes before raping them

>> No.23611175
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>>23611099
I'd rather run off with this statuesque elf.

>> No.23611216

>>23611175
look at the little crabo

>> No.23611255

>>23610980
Wont work if the candles are actually four fire elementals ready to pounce on you once you fall for their trap.

>> No.23611285

Monster girl dreams are pretty regular, but have you ever had a nightmare brought to a screeching halt by a monster girl?
>grocery shopping in store
>go to butcher section to buy steaks
>some Kevin J James looking dude standing in front of the section zoned out blocking what I need
>reach to grab a package in front of him
>he grabs my arm and brings my hand near his mouth
>begins ranting about how he needs meat... human meat!
>struggle to pull away as he tries to start eating my hand and chanting “meat”
>notice a small voice chanting with him
>we both stop and turn to see a Wendigo child watching us and chanting “meat awawawa”
>she stops and skitters back to her momma down the cereal aisle
>wake up

>> No.23611302

>>23611285
Little Wendi-Chan saved your life, you should leave meat out on your back doorstep for her tonight.

>> No.23611324

>>23611285
Even in nightmares Wendi-chan is cute.

>> No.23611332
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>>23611285
'tis a sign lad. You have been saved by the Coated Ones from the dark things of the woods. Their brood has claimed you as the Tailor of More Coats, and you shall answer.
Prepare supplies for your pilgrimage: several bones of stretchy meat, warm clothing, and a few vials of salt, paprika, star anise, coriander, pepper, cinnamon, or basil andother spices to taste.

>> No.23611368

>>23610885
Until I couldn't walk any more, which if her milk is as restorative as I imagine it to be would be a very long time.

>> No.23611431

>>23611332
Do you think this was a Wendigo family just being nice, or was this one of those “daughter from the future saves her father” type things?
>>23611332
I do like Wendigos a lot and have greentexted about their lore and beliefs.

>> No.23611476

>>23610215
she can fix that for you

>> No.23611517
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>>23611476

>> No.23611579
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>> No.23611591

>>23611579
Another one for the guidebook

>> No.23611635

>>23611579
So this chimaera is part slime, part serpent, part minotaur/holstaur (or other bovine), albeit with the snake-headed tail multiplied?

>> No.23611640

>>23611579
this chimaera looks dangerous

>> No.23611643

>>23611635
Looking again, the third eye and design of the legs indicates hakutaku.

>> No.23611646

>>23611579
I'm not sure which part to milk.

>> No.23611647

>>23607509
witches, wurms, hellhounds, wights, and dark elves

>> No.23611686

>>23611635
She's got the simic symbol on her neck, so probably jellyfish+hydra+other

>> No.23611733

>>23611686
>>23611579
It's based on MTG's Hydroid Krasis

>Havoc is a small price to pay for data

>> No.23611737

>>23611579
Is she using sea slime powers to project fake wight claws?

>> No.23611750

>>23611686
>jellyfish
Sea slime probably

>> No.23611768
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23611768

need a morning-after cuddle goat in my life.

>> No.23611793

>>23611737
It probably doesn't drain your energy like a Wight's claws but the slimy texture is enough to make someone come.

You'd probably get restrained and bitten by those hydras too. They might also have an aphrodisiac venom to make you stop struggling.

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>>23599077

>> No.23611881

>>23611857
Giant Friendly Cancer?

>> No.23611886

>>23611881
Strike her weakpoint for massive orgasm.

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Moo?

>> No.23612165

>>23612118
no smelly moos allowed

>> No.23612187

>>23607177
>Best new mom on the mug
Jesus, this pic is even sadder than I remember.

>> No.23612197

>>23612118
>You have found The Secret Holstaur Level!

>> No.23612218

>>23612197
Should I reinstall Diablo 2?

>> No.23612245

>>23612218
Yeah

>> No.23612277

>>23612118
I want a salamander who is that busty.

>> No.23612299

>>23612245
Okay smart guy, what class do I pick?

>> No.23612309

>>23612299
Play barbarian and spam leap, it will be funny.

>> No.23612318

>>23612309
Okay

>> No.23612367

>>23612277
Wouldn't her massive oppai get in the way in combat? Or does she use it as some sort of counterweight for a heavy weapon?

>> No.23612387

>>23612367
her massive oppai IS the weapon
have you ever been hit over the head by a 20 kilogram anything? it hurts quite a bit, even if it's soft

>> No.23612400

>>23612367
Yes and yes.
Also a weakpoint if you grapple her.

>> No.23612445

>>23607835
Being able to morf into a giant chthonic spider tho...
Can you become a spiderbro without dicking a nacho?

>> No.23612465

>>23612367
A salamander who was once a great warrior but now can’t fight for anything because of her supersized tits is moe. Imagine her trying to take a swing only to be knocked offbalance by her massive tatas. She would start to cry that she’ll never defeat and marry her crush now only to have him pounce on her, driven mad by her bouncing bountiful bosoms and supreme cuteness.

>> No.23612511
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23612511

Research assistant! We shall bear witness to all of Doctor Who, with each episode being picked in turn by a random number generator.

>> No.23612535

>>23612511
……[ spoiler]Even new Who?

>> No.23612564

>>23612535
Hi there! You must be new around here! Did you know that to make spoilers you can press ctrl + s? Make sure to use this feature to avoid pulling boners in the future! You faggot

>> No.23612586

>>23612564
I fucked up the space, between [ and s, my space bar is busted to the point that its super sensitive.

>> No.23612607
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23612607

>>23612586
Sure anon, sure.

>> No.23612610

>>23612535
can you please get raped by, like, six hellhounds? it will make me happy because you need it.

>> No.23612630

>>23612607
Anon, why would Lich-san inflict that suffering on a human?

>>23612610
I'd be happy to be raped by hellhounds but if you think I'm asking that out of hope you're dead wrong.

>> No.23612631

>>23612511
Sure, but can we skip anything past the 12th doctor? The show really started to go down hill from there.

>> No.23612644

>>23612630
>>23612631
All will be witnessed. You may choose not to watch provided you go down on her, though.

>> No.23612677

>>23612644
This is perfectly acceptable compromise.

>> No.23612718

>>23612644
I'm fine with this.

>> No.23612767

>>23612277
i want a salamander where all the fat went to her tail

>> No.23612771

>>23612644
As long as she puts on headphones when that part comes.

>> No.23612785

>>23612771
Surely her meaty thighs are enough?

>> No.23612847

>>23612607
>"Dear, Wendi-chan is on the washer again, should I grab her?"
>"She's not harming anything, just making lots of noise"
>Wendidad keeps reading the newspaper while the house fills with vibrating awawas

>> No.23612854

>>23612511
>"Sure thing ;^)"
>next day leave an open laptop with a "how to KYS so a Lich can't undo it" typed into the search bar
Time to give her a hint she either upgrades her scheisse taste or leaves me out of its indulgence.

>> No.23612858

>>23612644
>Breaking news
>Anon chose to be raped by 6 Hellhounds instead of watching a certain Lich's new show
Brought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>> No.23612922

>>23612847
Does Wendi-dad know where those vibrations are stimulating her?

>> No.23612937

>>23612922
He has to.

>> No.23612947

>>23612937
Might have to keep an eye on that neighbor boy from now on...

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>>23599077

>> No.23612967

I bet my Anubis friend would really get into an XCOM game

>> No.23612976

>>23612947
Or make sure to wear a chastity belt to bed so she doesn't get any 'ideas'.

>> No.23612984

>>23612976
That doesn't sound like something Wendidad would do.

>> No.23612990

>>23612922
Of course! She’s getting ready for him

>> No.23612994

>>23612967
She would get immensely angry when her well though out plans fall to pieces from RNG

>> No.23613011

>>23612994
>one of her guys miss a 98% chance shot
>panic intensifies

>> No.23613013

>>23612966
Radical!

>> No.23613057
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Why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.23613066

>>23613057
You opened a can of Pringles

>> No.23613082

>>23612984
I don't know if he even sleeps at all!

>> No.23613088

>>23612994
that's why you use grenades. an explosion can't miss, can't be dodged, and usually deals a lot of damage

>> No.23613102

>>23608337
Makes me think of some kind of flower, actually. Those ones with tons of cascading mini-blossoms

>> No.23613107

>>23612511
Meh, can we just watch the Matt Smith, and Peter Capaldi seasons?

>> No.23613116

>>23612994
They'd totally be the type to savescum

>> No.23613148

>>23612967
Do they like spreadsheet simulators like EVE Online?

>> No.23613153

>>23613057
I couldn’t be able to do anything against her in that ridiculous armor, I’m laughing too much at it already. She’s gonna have to wear something different if she wants to bed me because I really don’t want to fuck Lord Zedd from the power rangers.

>> No.23613160

>>23612966
>Skate fast, eat trash.
Get it? Because she’s a trash panda.

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>>23599852
>how does she make money to support your lifestyles?

She doesnt. Living in cities or human settlements is for weakasses monsters. Human men are meant to be raped and live in a forest or cave. A true monster will make her husband be happy living in nature.

>> No.23613209

>>23613204
BLUE BOARD

>> No.23613210

>>23613148
If it let's her organise things and/or boss people around, she'll love it

>> No.23613215

>>23613204
>Not using the censored version
Well anon, I hope you have fun on your vacation.

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>>23613160
a raccoon dog is not a raccoon.
pic related is an example of a raccoon: dutiful, honest, hard-working wife
i don't have example pics of raccoon-dogs, but i heard they're tricksters, which is complete opposite of raccoons

>> No.23613232

Am I the only Hellhound fag that when her profile came out I started thinking she is UGLY but.... ended up liking her more and more to the point she is my waifu and see her as a 10/10 in looks?

>> No.23613251

>>23612967
How does she feel about Apophis in the new game?

>> No.23613252
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>>23599852
Well a lich can make quite a nice penny by selling her services to whatever Lilim or demon that pays the most at the time.
Not like she has a lot of morals about what her research can be used for as long it pays the bill for her to pursue her own goals and research.
Only issue is that she might be dragged along for some campaign to take over a order city or something, but that's just a way for us to see more of the world, even if she would prefer to be back at her tower and cuddle me.

>> No.23613265

>>23613088
Hoo Rah! Use Grenade!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yPwvq_IrVMY

>> No.23613320

who would win in bed? a giga-bear daddy with a good foot-long dick or a very smol, tight, and lewd "8-year-old" bapho loli?

>> No.23613367

>>23613320
Yes.

>> No.23613474

Bullying mindflayers by wearing ear protection!

>> No.23613505

>>23613474
I though that was meant for bullying pharaohs

>> No.23613510

>>23613474
Well then they just have to find another hole then, don't they?

>> No.23613523

>>23613505
That too! Would ear protection work against sphinxes?
>>23613510
I'll plug my nose!

>> No.23613567

>>23613218
i wanna smell her!

>> No.23613646
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23613646

I want a rata to pin me between her thighs

>> No.23613662

>>23613252
>Ms Lich, I wish to acquire you services for-
>"Are you paying for it?"
>Oh, um. Yes?
>"Good, then I'll do it".
>Don't you want to know what it is?
>"Don't need to, you said you were going to pay me"
>... I wanted to tell you about my idea to take over a whole county
>"That'll cost extra for the time I'm missing out on experimenting with my assistant"
>What are you experimenting anyhow?
>"The effects of love in a relationship. The test are going great."

>> No.23613665

>>23613646
But Ratas are so tiny anon! How is she gonna do that? You aren't a pinhead, are you anon?

>> No.23613696

>>23613665
She tries her best

>> No.23613703

>>23613696
That'd be incredibly cute.

>> No.23613709

Which monster gives the best headpats?

>> No.23613722

>>23613709
Dark elves and Mindflayers

>> No.23613733

>>23613709
all the dog-girls and fox-girls, for they they have first-hand experience in the art of headpats.

>> No.23613737

>>23613523
>I'll plug my nose!
Watch out, mouthbreathers are easy targets for Mindflayers.

>> No.23613751

>>23613709
>tfw no monster to give me headpats and scalp massage

>> No.23613822

>>23613709
Headpats are best given from momsters and auntsters.

>> No.23613825

>>23613709
Wurm, the answer is always wurm.

>> No.23613839

>>23613822
Okay, what's the best momster species?

>> No.23613862

>>23613839
foxes and demons

>> No.23613864

>>23613709
Alices, by a significant margin.

>> No.23613930

>>23613011
>>23612994
Just get here to play Darkest Dungeon
>everything going swell, bashing pig monsters in the Warrens
>encounter some bleed-pigs and shit
>they land three crits on my frontline leper, while much of my team misses or hits for single digit damage, stopping the bleeds but healing the leper for only 3 or 4 damage
>deaths door by the hits alone
>bleed damage kills him
>stresses the highway man into the masochistic affliction, who as my new front line, he decides to just absorb damage rather than deal it
>encounter lasts long enough for the pigs to call in reinforcements
By the time I finally finished the encounter, I was down to a single cleric
Fuck that game can be fun until it isn't

>> No.23613959

I had a lovely dream about Trumparts last night!

>> No.23613970

>>23613839
Debatable, but Wurms are motherly in canon.

>> No.23613978

>>23613959
Do tell!

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>>23613709
Any of them with big meaty paws.
Human hands just can't compete.

>> No.23613989

>>23613709
there is nothing better than giving a headpat to a walking rape femme fatale demon, and most of the heavily dominant monsters.

>> No.23614006

>>23613970
They just need to learn "he looked sad" is not a reason to adopt a man.

>> No.23614032
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Make sure to make yourself seem as big as possible to scare off grizzlies

>> No.23614042

>>23613978
A Cheshire decided that I needed to go to Wonderland. But before she could start her regular game, a Club Trumpart spotted me and warped me into her card home. She said I looked like the antiheroes she lusts over, and wanted me to at the very least pose for her while she schlicked. Her card realm was a bedroom with non-Euclidean geometry that contorted such that everything was an arm's reach from her bed. After she came - and squirted all over me no less - I decided to sit down next to her. She had used her magic - as an Eight of Clubs, quite strong - to write a prophetic book, to help her find a husband. She summarized stuff to me, told me I was the guy, and ended up getting flustered when I asked if she wanted me to stay with her.
That was when her friend showed up - a Hearts who was incredibly energetic, and had been watching us the whole time. She somehow hid her card portal inside the Club's realm. She was an enthusiastic shipper, and got off on watching us. She used some kind of magic that made me both numb and aroused, and I ended up taking the Clubs girl's virginity while the Hearts girl watched and touched herself, regularly splashing her fluids on both of us. I woke up not too long after, but I remember the Hearts girl dragging in the Cheshire that was looking for me, and getting ready to have her rape me.

>> No.23614044

>>23614032
So instead of looking like a small daki, I look like a medium/large daki to them? Wouldn't that make them get more aggressive?

>> No.23614049

>>23614006
That's actually a pretty good reason
Male suicide is horribly prolific
Monstergirl adoption of sad and suicidal men has been shown to reduce male suicide by 100%

>> No.23614051

>>23614032
I can try but they're still soft after winter hibernation, which kicked into quarantine.

>> No.23614052

>>23613839
That’s a tough question. A lot of MGs can fall under the ‘best mom’ category. But I’d have to say Unicorn.

>> No.23614062

>>23614049
Having a mother in my life again might make me suicidal.

>> No.23614073

>>23614062
Having a good mother instead might help.

>> No.23614081

>>23614062
Sounds like you need a momster to fix that.

>> No.23614097

>>23614062
The Wurm will wear a mustache and ask if you want to throw around a beer or have a football.

>> No.23614141
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23614141

Time for dead?

>> No.23614154

>>23614141
it's never time to dead. but i want that wight to actively pursue me for a romantic relationship by force and try to use her clever tactics to trick me into sex with her!

>> No.23614173

>>23614097
Do people actually drink beer?

>>23614073
>>23614081
I'd perceive any attempts at maternal affection as a backhanded insult or a way to justify impending abuse.

>> No.23614216

>>23614173
>I'd perceive any attempts at maternal affection as a backhanded insult or a way to justify impending abuse.
Mindflayer momster can fix this case of wrongthink!

>> No.23614225

>>23614042
That sounds great

>> No.23614227

>>23614173
She'll love you in a different way then, just let her know

>> No.23614230
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Who's hungry?

>> No.23614239

>>23614216
Sure, that's a quick and sinple fix. But if the mind magic ever wears off, that's an easy way to lead me into more distrust and resentment, and likely a desire to escape by any means possible.

>> No.23614247

>>23614230
She was the best girl in the show.

>> No.23614253

>>23614141
can her spectral hands hold semen or does it spurt through them onto her bust?

>> No.23614264

>>23614239
I know the feeling...but I must ask...

I'm of two minds regarding a lot of fetishes, mind-fuckery being a big one. Why are you so comfortable letting a flayer poke around in there?

>> No.23614272

>>23614227
I wouldn't want sexual/romantic love from someone motherly, and maternal affection discomforts me. I guess she could try acting like a friend?

>> No.23614277

>>23614173
>Do people actually drink beer?
Most people do, anon. You're the weird one for assuming they don't.

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>>23614247
You sure?

>> No.23614287

>>23614279
Yeah, pretty sure.

>> No.23614293

>>23614264
I have a lot of issues that, so far as I've experienced, mundane means can't help with. I've never met a supportive therapist, and antidepressants worsened my condition to the point where I've made more progress in the past two years without any medication (I can recognize my own reflection now!) than I did when was on them. Further, I don't know how to properly communicate my emotions, so a Flayer would be one of the few species of mamono that would be capable of knowing what I'm feeling.

>> No.23614299

>>23614277
None of my friends or family do, and I don't either. Any of them that tried it hated it.

>> No.23614305

>>23614293
I see... that's kinda sweet, actually.
I hope it would go well, you with a flayer.

>> No.23614320

>>23614305
And while I wouldn't want a motherly Flayer who brute-forced through my issues, a younger Flayer - something like late teens-early twenties in form and personality - would be very nice. Use her Flaying to suppress any of my issues that can't be worked on at the moment, and use her mind magic to help me communicate, at least with her.

>> No.23614336

>>23614230
I'm famished!

>> No.23614346
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Time for milking. NOW.

>> No.23614348

>>23614272
If that's what makes you happy, then that makes her happy

>> No.23614357

>>23614348
I don't know what would make me happy. I've never witnessed a parent-child dynamic that wasn't mutually antagonistic.

>> No.23614358

>>23614346
Yes ma'am!

>> No.23614361

All this talk has got me to thinking...

It's tough having a waifu that's so powerful. Sure, it's a relief and even a thrill in battle or everyday life, but it's scary in the bedroom. I'm a stubborn man, full of pride, but I crumble immediately in the face of affection and pleasure.

Now and again, thoughts of my waifu are plagued by fears of what she could do to me, easily and without any possibility of my resisting. The cornerstone of our relationship is her word that she wouldn't do such a thing, but I still wish I was stronger.

>> No.23614369

>>23614357
Dang
My mom and I are practically best friends. Sure, there are times when she talks on the phone waaaaaaay too long, but no one is perfect

>> No.23614370

>>23614346
What's with the fluff? Is it a part of the coat, or did she grow a fluff collar?

>> No.23614381

>>23614361
Where you lack in physical power, expand in mental, emotional, and spirtual power

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SWORDLIM HAS COLOR

>> No.23614405

>>23614361
that's why you get a weak wife!

>> No.23614419

>>23614230
Yup, making pepperoni jalepeno pizza.

>> No.23614430

>>23614387
Shit.

>> No.23614440

>>23614369
I don't want to get too deep into it, but my mother has never seen me as a person, and my father when he was alive had a tendency to treat conversations as games, and would frequently play devil's advocate from random perspectives, or even flip his assumed position on something halfway through a conversation.

>> No.23614459

>>23614387
Finally!

>> No.23614460
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>>23614361
Incubi are hard to kill in general. Even though you may not gain superhuman strength or fighting skills (though you likely could if you worked hard enough), you'll still become durable enough that even if the wife made a mistake it wouldn't be devastating.

And in any event, the protective effects of the mana that always surrounds her body are automatic/reflexive when it comes to bedroom activities. She literally can't seriously hurt you while having sex.

>> No.23614463

>>23614381
My physical strength is a joke. The others are okay. My biggest deal is that I learn fast and can be rather stubborn.

But then comes my weakness to compassion, as well as lust. I think she could use her powers to help me out there, but I get the feeling it will backfire in the end.

>> No.23614490

>>23614460
i want to be subject to the desires of a monster while i'm still a weak human and she must be gentle

>> No.23614499

>>23614062
Oh yeah, you again.

>> No.23614508

>>23614460
I'm not worried about physical injury. I'm worried about getting mindbroken, and becoming for my waifu something less than what I would like to be.

We have dreams and ambitions, and being a pleasure-soaked cumpump doesn't exactly help with those.

>> No.23614531

>>23614440
I'm very sorry to hear that Anon.
At least you know better than to follow in their footsteps
When you are blessed with a family, make sure to never be like them

>> No.23614536

>>23614508
The way I see it, between the profiles being written by/for the Order in-universe, and what's shown in the World Guides and other supplementary material, the "mindless cumpump" result for most species is propaganda and/or an exaggeration of incubus/mamono sex lives compared to human
/human sex lives. As far as I can tell, only Matango, Jubjub, and Dark Angel want mindless cumpumps.

>> No.23614542

>>23614531
Yeah, they're a good example of what not to do. Same with my aunts and uncles and grandparents - lots of examples on how not to be a parent.

>> No.23614555

>>23614536
>Dark Angel want mindless cumpumps.
Dark Angels do want more sex than most monsters, yes, but they don't make their husband a mindless semen dispenser. The profile talks about the angel adapting to the man's taste, so it should be safe to assume that they will also adapt to his schedule. Expect sex to be on the same frequency as a Ryu if you have one, but they will also enjoy non-sexual activities with you!

>> No.23614573

>>23614555
>It is said that they dwell in a place called “Pandemonium.” Once she has completely corrupted a man she has captured, a dark angel will carry him off to this place. It is said to be a location where space-time is distorted due to the power of the “The Fallen God,” a dimension where there's no aging or starvation and the same moment continues for eternity. After returning to this place with a man, a dark angel will have sex with the man for eternity in the absence of time, leading a lifestyle that is solely consumed by the desire to continually indulge in pleasure.

>> No.23614582

>>23614573
Which KC clarified to be hyperbole like every other fucking time that language has been used.

>> No.23614595

>>23614440
>had a tendency to treat conversations as games, and would frequently play devil's advocate from random perspectives, or even flip his assumed position on something halfway through a conversation.
Literally me

>> No.23614600

>>23614595
You sound like a Jew

>> No.23614607

>>23614573
The profiles have been known to contain exaggerations, and I believe that the wishes of the husband would override most traits that they find unappealing, like having constant sex.

>> No.23614608

>>23614582
Either way, Sasha the dark priest shows us that just because its in a race's usual behavior to go to Pandemonium, doesn't mean they have to. She's perfectly happy staying in the normal world with the rest of the harem.

>> No.23614623

>>23614361
I think it's pretty dope that an ushi oni could be humping me against the wall and have a decent chance of not noticing a sword sticking out of her back as the arterial spray corrupts a would be rescuer.
Sometime later she wonders why there's a second ushi hanging around.

>> No.23614627

>>23614608
I forgot about that. Thanks for the counterexample!

>>23614607
I know about the exaggerations, but Pandemonium is universally depicted as the exaggerated state in perpetuity. Still, a Dark Angel content to stay in the material world would be very nice.

>> No.23614628

>>23614600
No, merely a detached autist who only finds conversation interesting when it involves fucking with the other party

>> No.23614647

>>23614536
I know, it's just that I have a lot of—shall we say—dark fantasies that my waifu could easily indulge in with her powers.

But I feel uneasy about such fantasies. Worse, going with what you said, I feel she's the more reluctant of the two of us to indulge in such fantasies. So the pressure is on her to hold back. And the fear is that I'll be the one push for my own destruction at her hands.

Paradoxically, if I talked to her about this stuff, I'd imagine she would use those same powers to put my mind at ease, and repeat her promise not to harm me in such a way.

>> No.23614654

>>23608680
Why not just go too the /vg/ monster girl threads? At least 1/8th of their posts are just circlejerking about how dumb the MGE and KC is and majority of them love the idea that Monster Girls will do something tragic.

>> No.23614656

>>23614627
>Still, a Dark Angel content to stay in the material world would be very nice.
Have you ever considered a monsterized angel? They would happily take part in your lewd fantasies, while not having any complications or connections with the Fallen God.

>> No.23614657

>>23614623
How did she survive there arterial bleeding?! That's normally a death sentence for any living thing without immediate trauma care

>> No.23614662

>>23614600
>You sound like a Jew
Not him, but please do not insult my culture of petty arguments and passive aggressive bullshit.

>> No.23614670

>>23614657
She strong

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>>23599077

>> No.23614675

>>23608551
I can't write tragedies. I get too sad.

>> No.23614679

>>23614346
This is why Farmhands are being scared off! The Minotaurs are too intense!

>> No.23614689

>>23608551
>>23608590
I wish you people would go away
>>23608680
That's just another way of saying edgy

>> No.23614691

>>23614673
>EXPLOOOOOSSSIIIONN!

>> No.23614703

>>23614656
I'd see a Dark Angel more as being a smug, adaptable pervert and a monsterized Angel being more like Anna Nishikomiya.

>> No.23614707

>>23614670
It's not a matter of strength Anon, it's a matter of stopping the bleeding without totally severing the bloodflow to the limbs
She must've really packed the wound well with her web. Glad she recovered well from it

>> No.23614709

>>23614675
Have you considered writing sins instead?

>> No.23614731

>>23608535
Just think of undead Yeti cuddles to cheer up

>> No.23614743

>>23614689
>Noooooo! Don't ruin my hugbox with your greentexts that I could always just ignore or hide!
Haha imagine if you killed yourself before a secret admirer monster could confess to you.

>> No.23614748

>>23614731
Careful, Undead Yetis know powerful moves like [Death's Embrace] which as a chance of being a 1 hit KO

>> No.23614750

>>23608551
>>23608590
>>23608619
>>23608680
I was thinking of a story in which the male character has a horribly tragic backstory, but meets a monstergirl who likes him. He likes her too, but does the best he can to hide his tragic background from her, his attempts making her suspicious of something.
Eventually his tragedy bursts forth, horrifying the monstergirl, even bringing her to tears, but instead of leaving him she ensures to him that she's with him forever, and together they build a happier future
Would that be too dark?

>> No.23614755

i really want to get irresponsibly gangbanged by a bunch evil gazers at the gazer goo ponds!

>> No.23614756

>>23614750
Do it.

>> No.23614757

>>23614743
Thanks for confirming

>> No.23614766

>>23614748
>undead Yeti accidentally cuddles her partner to death
>Emergency Lich resurrection
>"Yay, now we can cuddle forever and ever!"

>> No.23614772

>>23614750
Tragedy isn't bad. Sad isn't bad. What the thread has issues with is bad ends.

>> No.23614779 [SPOILER] 
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>>23614673

>> No.23614788

>>23614750
No, that's perfect.
Also, you seam to confuse tragedy with bad end. Tragedy happens in MGE, it drive plot and character growth but bad ends don't really happen at all.
So in short: Do it.

>> No.23614791

>>23614750
Anon that would be cute as heck. The only way you would get yelled at is if you had a bad end with either of them fucking off or dying.

>> No.23614794

>>23614779
Always knew Megumin was the most aggressive.

>> No.23614802

>>23614689
>Can't handle a little tragedy without throwing a bitch fit
Post photos of you and your new husband on portal day, Alp.

>> No.23614819

>>23614794
Megumin is CUTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0NA10Ea5Y

>> No.23614829

>>23614689
Edgy would mean I'm going around just being all dark and shit and not just responding to something with an explanation and that being the end of my input.

>> No.23614837
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>>23614794
She canonically is, she femdoms Kazuma in LNs

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>Your orc party member finds your sketches of thick muscly gals

>> No.23614870

>>23614837
Not normally into femdom, but that gif is really hot.

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Even jelly Nachos know to not split up a couple

>> No.23614874

>>23614802
Lets get this straight, you're defending
>I've tried posting some just for bants, but I usually get yelled at and asked to leave, I think my last one was about mg's reverting to pre-succ DL form and a sandworm digesting her husband, leaving her in despair. That may have just been because it was too close to vorefag territory
"bants" just being code for "trolling" here

>> No.23614891

>>23614837
jesus Christ, that is so hot. i want a monster to take me one like this and give me no other choice but to love her. i need more stories like this.

>> No.23614892

>>23614837
Considering going monster would probably increase her spell-power/mana capacity she would get turned pretty easily.

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>>23614867
>Oh? What's this?..
>'Gorsha is so strong, I wish she would carry me with her big strong arms, I want to be caught in her powerful green embrace.'
>HA! NERD!

>> No.23614901

>>23614872
>jelly nachos
i like peanut butter nachos. delicious brown chaos spiders tho

>> No.23614902

>>23614874
Yeah.

>> No.23614916

>>23614779
I would like to see Darkness as a Night Gaunt. Her extreme masochism would make a good fit with a monster that gives up her entire body to be covered with slime, be molested, and groped at her husband's whim.

>> No.23614925

>>23614755
Gazers are solitary, unless they happen to be blood related, and even then it's pretty rare.

In short, and with few exceptions, Gazers hate all other Gazers.

>> No.23614927
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>>23614897
Get bullied, nerds!

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>>23614867
I'm more concerned about the skinny girls finding out my tastes.

>> No.23614954

>>23614927
>They can feel the ground shake in the nearest village, several miles away.
>The faint sound of a 'THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.' is in sync with it.

>> No.23614984

>>23614837
What mamano is the best to do this to you?

>> No.23614998

>>23614928
>Work up the nerve and mental preparation to ask Gazer waifu to put me under hypnosis
>Gazer has taken note of my muscle fixation in the past few weeks
>Puts me in a trance to see her as muscular
>Makes it so me muscles feel scrawny, weak, and exhausted compared to her
>She can easily push me down and have her way with me
>Does just that
>Body feels incredibly sensitive to her strong but skilled stimulations, a completely different but no less pleasurable sensation than our usual foreplay
>Leglocks me after I put it in, squeezing down almost to the point where it would be painful, but not quite
>Pussy as much of a vice as ever, but her tight hold on the rest of me makes for a unique experience to enjoy

>> No.23615009

>>23614984
My waifu, after easing my troubles the best she can, but reaching the conclusion that ending things with words alone just wouldn't be enough.

>> No.23615017
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>>23614984
Any small girl could do it for me.

>> No.23615051

>>23614897
>>23614928
>Musclegirls find out I'm not into them at all, and that I like thin, delicate girls
>After some increasingly disappointed attempts at convincing me otherwise, they accept it
>After some lighthearted mocking, they offer to help me work out so that I can better protect the girls I'd want
>End up with some cool, platonic mamono friends who wingman for me with the girls I like

>> No.23615060

>>23615051
Mmm, comfy.

>> No.23615075

>>23614897
Would she be offended if I begged to lick her abs?

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Extremely thicc demons

>> No.23615107

>>23615078
nice, nice, but what's she like? what's her personality like?

>> No.23615131

>>23614984
Ratatoskr

>> No.23615135

>>23614750
>Would that be too dark?
depends on how you write it. it does sound like its got a good end so i say give it a shot

>> No.23615152
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>"And for my next magic trick, I'll make this fat adult cock... disappear!"

>> No.23615165

>>23615152
Fucking your husband isn't a magic trick, witch.

>> No.23615169

>>23614870
that's because you're into gentle femdom which is very hot

>> No.23615173
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>>23614984
my fish

>> No.23615183
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Mauspunk

>> No.23615212

>>23615165
When you consider the sizes involved it can be.

>> No.23615256

>>23615165
>Creating new life
>Not the greatest of all magics
If she really wanted to impress me she'd birth a son, though.

>> No.23615290
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>>23615183
Snowmaus

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Behold! An Automaton!

>> No.23615298

>>23615165
>>23615212
i want to bulge a puppy witch

>> No.23615302

Would Beelzebub or Devil Bugs make for good meidos?

>> No.23615312

>>23615290
What a pack rat!

>> No.23615320

>>23615302
They would be the best worst maids you could ever ask for!

>> No.23615328

>>23615320
sloppy beelzebub maid that just sucks your dick

>> No.23615344

>>23615328
Of course! It's her favorite thing to clean!

>> No.23615424

>>23615302
Beelzebubs are royalty, you know! Just look at their little crowns!

At least, that's probably what she'd say it you tried to get her to clean up so much as your bedroom. I doubt they'd take too well to the role of a maid.

Better go with the Devil Bugs

>> No.23615437
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23615437

make sure that in-case you're being pursued by a hellhound in the volcanic regions, dress in all black and go hide in very dark places. Hellhounds can't distinguish colors since they're doggos.

>> No.23615449

>>23615290
I want to be that Maus Merchant's bodyguard, I can help with carrying that huge backpack.

>> No.23615457

>>23615437
Better be an excellent match, 'cause their contrast detection is off the charts

>> No.23615460

>>23615424
Unless she's the Burger Queen, her royal blood isn't gonna stop me from putting her in uniform and giving her a feather duster!

>> No.23615480

>>23614772
>>23614788
>>23614791
Oh yeah if the situation is bad end fuck that noise. I'm just talking about having difficult conversations and moments in the middle

>> No.23615488

>>23615298
I want to bulge a loli dark mage

>> No.23615491

>>23615437
KC doesn't do the whole monster girls sharing the disadvantages of the animal they're based off thing like crabman does, Hellhounds can likely see color

>> No.23615505

>>23615491
He specifically said they could iirc, in the same way they can eat chocolate perfectly fine except for making a melty mess with the fire-oriented girls..

>> No.23615515
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How do I convince a hellhound to have a proper wedding before we have sex?

>> No.23615516

>>23615437
I'm pretty sure that a hellhound could tell it was you by your soap/deodorant/shampoo being the only thing that didn't smell like sulfur or soot. And the only thing that squeaks when she pokes you.

>> No.23615523

>>23614707
The profile notes they have regenerative powers, but all the same it's only "minor wounds" that they don't notice at all.