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>> No.23801950

>>23801944
Cute cats, soft sheep.

>> No.23801956

>>23801944
Nap club is high tier.

>> No.23801958
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>> No.23801962

>>23801950
I want a sheep. She is one of the few girls I need to convince my waifu to bring into the household proper...I just wish we had a bigger house.

>> No.23801964
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23801964

Drink Milk

>> No.23801971

Profile girls are the best!

>> No.23801972

>>23801958
>KC will never make a multi-arm girl
Thank God. I don't think my dick would survive.

>> No.23801977

>>23801962
What is your waifu? I am sure she would be fine with it. Plus you can bave more help to expland your house with a cute sleepy sheep wife.

>> No.23801980

>>23801964
I still wish for a Holstaur that's as dominant and buff as a regular Mino.

>> No.23802005

>>23801980
You could find one. Or you could keep a mino pregnant so she contontly lactates.

>> No.23802014
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>>23801944
Sharks!

>> No.23802033

>>23801980
holstaurs are canon variants of minotaur, so just find larger more aggressive holsts and breed them to that specification or find minos who are better in milk production and breed them

>> No.23802036

>>23801980
Why not just wish for a regular Minotaur instead at that point?

>> No.23802050

>>23802005
As hot as that is, I'd end up with too many kids to support.
>>23802036
Regular Minotaur that can be milked without knocking up (and optionally with Holst colors) also works.

>> No.23802066
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23802066

Sabbath Momsters are SUPERIOR but are bested by dorf momsters very narrowly.

>> No.23802073

>>23802050
Well if you really dont eant to keep her perpetually pregnqnt you can use holstaur milk. I am pretty sure one of its properties is that it makes women start to lactate.

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I will proceed to pleasure myself and my wife, with my wife

>> No.23802094

>>23801977
She'd laugh at a lowely being such as myself demanding something of her.
Then she'd complain about how the house is too small anyway.
Then half-jokingly mention how she might have no choice but to join in on my scheme, were I to somehow walk in with a weresheep in tow.
>"Because my sleeping face is just way too cute"
She'd say, or something to that effect

>> No.23802099

>>23802066
i want a marune sabbath lolimomster. I bet she would be cute as heck with a southern accent. Lewd as heck when she is stroking my head as i lay my head on her lap.

>> No.23802108

>>23784593
How the fuck do you pump things out so fast?

>> No.23802113

>>23802094
the classic way of breaking through ah haughty monster. Still not sure of species. Going to assume vampire.

>> No.23802117

Is it wrong for your wife to demand you fuck other girls in front of her?

>> No.23802122

>>23802091
Don't do this, it makes babies.

>> No.23802123

>>23802108
>seamed gams

>> No.23802147

>>23802117
Yes, unless she's a smokehobo.

>> No.23802182

>>23802117
>bicorn husband finds out about the small print

>> No.23802206

>>23802182
She likes to listen but not watch?

>> No.23802209

>>23802117
Nope, it's part of why we go so well together

>> No.23802210

>>23802147
Why would that matter?

>> No.23802213

What mg is your waifu and what's her reaction to seeing your dingus?

>> No.23802221

>>23802117
>Bicorn asks her husband to fuck another girl
>he refuses, the only pussy he wants is hers
>she learns a bodyswap spell
>the husband feels the Bicorn is acting different, but isn't exactly sure why
>it gets weird when he spots a Ratatoskr outside the window peeking at them and schlicking

>> No.23802235 [DELETED] 
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Am I posting on the right thread now? I previously I came here trying to request a story with a mature baphomet becoming a nun and being taught how to praise God, I was kinda tired of seeing baphomets only portrayed as lolis.
I decided to start learning to draw about a year ago and now I finally got good enough to draw the character exactly as I pictured in my head. I named her Museth, she's a virtuous and kind woman married to GOD and permanently pregnant with a shoggoth inside of her belly.
She owns an orphanage hidden from the rest of the world where she teaches abandoned children how to become kind, hard working adults and true believers until they hit the age of 15 and leave the orphanage.

>> No.23802249

>>23802117
That's kind of hot

>> No.23802255
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>>23802235
Face in full res.

>> No.23802261

>>23802235
Kind of weird

>> No.23802266

>>23802235
cool idea

>> No.23802279

>>23802235
Yeah this is the right one. Again amazing drawing man. Even your early art was good but this one is phenomenal.
As for writefags a few have been active recently. Just gotta be on when they pop in and ask for requests. Even if it is a bit odd its kinda cute.

>> No.23802284

>>23802235
I've been following your work on pixiv and you've really came a long way in such a short space of time. I prefer my Baphos as lolis but I've got to say, Museth's a real cutie

>> No.23802301

>>23802235
Looks amazing!

>> No.23802308

>>23802235
That's a very pretty Bapho, impressively portrayed
Your story sounds weird af tho

>> No.23802310

>>23802235
L...lewd...

>> No.23802312

>>23802284
link to pixiv? Like the art.

>> No.23802320

>>23802235
>permanently pregnant with a shoggoth inside of her belly
Normally I understand pregnancy fetishes, but this one's a little strange.

>> No.23802332

>>23802320
Not him but for me the worst part of pregnancy stuff was always the actual baby part

>> No.23802347

>>23802312
Eh I kind of don't want to out the dude's pixiv directly if he doesn't want to post it, some weirdos might try drive him out due to non-thread friendly stuff but it's easy enough to find under the mge tag.

>> No.23802351

>>23802235
Don't worry anon. I'll add your request to my list. Probably gonna be a few days but I can do it.

>> No.23802360

Lewd Anubutt!

>> No.23802367

>>23802347
I'll say it if you don't but there's dicks.

>> No.23802369

>>23802108
I don't play Vidya or do anything but write anymore. I decided any free time will go to writing.

>> No.23802391
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>>23802360
Get back to work!

>> No.23802399

>>23802347
Ah fair enough.

>>23802367
I mean yeah understandable why he doesnt want to share. I personally dont mind as i can ignore the stuff i dont like.

>> No.23802411

I am very thankful to my Nurarihyon wife for letting me stay in her home and sleep in her bed.

>> No.23802434

>>23802320
>>23802308
>>23802284
>>23802308
>>23802310
>>23802279
Thanks, her backstory is a bit angsty and there's a reason why she's permanently pregnant like that, I would write it myself in full detail, but I'm currently busy writing another story based on aleister crowley's writings where a college student full life issues summons a baphomet who's completely useless and unable to do anything but smoke pot, currently 10k words.
I'm kinda running sort of ideas of what to draw because I pretty much learned only so I could make this pic, but I'm probably going to draw a somewhat anorexic kappa fishing naked in a river next.

>> No.23802464

>>23802434
Shine on you crazy man, it's nice to see some creativity If it's the male Bapho on your twitter it might not be a good idea to post it here, monster boys are usually a no go topic.

>> No.23802466

>>23802411
Anon, that's not her house.

>> No.23802467

>>23802434
>stoner bapho
Concerned but interested.

>> No.23802476

>>23802434
>crowley
what a wanker. he had enough right to be seriously dumb the rest of the time and still work out..okay-ish. if you are seriously into magick, you best learn to sift the wheat from the chaff

>> No.23802516
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>> No.23802528

>>23802516
dumb 'lim

>> No.23802535

>>23802464
? Well, I got not twitter, but I'll keep that in mind. I'll be sure to pop up whenever I finish more female art. It's going to be ether the kappa or a vampire girl based on art from bram stoker's dracula.

>> No.23802554

>>23802466
What do you mean, it's always been her house

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>>23801944
The nap club captain overslept for school again

>> No.23802564

>>23802535
Yeah I had a brain fart there, meant pixiv. Either way I look forward to seeing what you cook up next.

>> No.23802592

>>23802516
devainart shitstain fuck off

>> No.23802637

Cumflated Baphos. SMUG cumflated Baphos.

>> No.23802644
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23802644

Awaken ancient evils at your own peril.

>> No.23802648

>>23802434
At least explain the shoggo pregnancy

>> No.23802655

>>23802516
Silly lim thinking she is a scorpion.

>> No.23802677
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>>23802644
I'm going to awaken all of them, starting with the foxes.

>> No.23802695

>>23802360
I wanna play with anubis-chan's toe beans

>> No.23802706

>>23802677
What would happen if i removed those seals from her tits?

>> No.23802708
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How do I make dragons stay and fight me? Whenever they get low on health they run away, and no matter what insults I throw at them they still fly away like mere lizards

>> No.23802712

>>23802706
Nothing good

>> No.23802713

>>23802706
MILK

>> No.23802725

>>23802708
Shoot them down with magic or arrows.

>> No.23802752
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>>23802725
>Magic
>Arrow
That's nerdy shit, real men just use their fists so when I beat a dragon she gets mere'd even harder Just don't tell her about my gauntlets being enchanted with extra unarmed damage

>> No.23802757

>>23802752
Just grab her tail before she flies then.

>> No.23802798
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>>23802369
ALright second question: how do you write without getting completely discouraged when you see how terrible your writing is. Every time I try to write it's just an exercise in embarrassment and regret.

>> No.23802815

>>23802708
Restrain her before she can escape.

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23802846

>>23802391
Anubis' pants look goofy. She should take them off.

>> No.23802849

>>23802644
i would search out the biggest most ancient most evil minotaur sealed deep beneath the greatest labyrinth ever devised who in the most ancient days slew thousands upon thousands of the greatest warriors of antiquity and release her!

>> No.23802868

>>23802846
First you call anubutt lewd, next you question her fashion. Looks like someone's aiming for a day at the khepri pit huh?

>> No.23802871

>>23802798
>ALright second question: how do you write without getting completely discouraged when you see how terrible your writing is.
I try not to think of my writing as terrible. I guess people's mileage may vary on that. There are a few people who like it, or they tell me they do.

In terms of improving, you just read it over and over and try to fix it until it sounds less offensive to your ear.

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>>23802798
Looks bad to you only becuase you notice every flaw, most people won't have that enough of an indepth behind what you're writing and what other ideas you wanted to add/get across and just think what is there, is just what is there

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>>23802846
They're good for luring foreign travelers.

>> No.23802884

>>23801972
I could've sworn way back when that there was a four-armed girl along with the other first monster girls he made, I can't remember the name however.

>> No.23802909

>>23802655
It's all fun and games till she whips out the polymorph magic

>> No.23802922
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How much would this thread lose their shit if some western cartoon/tv show made a reference to mge?

>> No.23802924

The only fox I'd awaken is Ran-sama!

>> No.23802930

>>23802868
I'd rather aim for plunging her pit.

>> No.23802932

>>23802924
CHEEEN!

>> No.23802946

>>23802798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbC4gqZGPSY

>> No.23802950

>>23802922
I have no reason to care.

>> No.23802951

>>23802648
It might be a bit angsty or whatever, but ok, hope I don't make anyone here angry

>Set in a non-canon MG world where God is more inclined toward being lawful good
>Kind medicine woman lived alone in the woods for her entire life. Villagers come whenever they have health problems, but are foolish superstitious people and think of her as a witch
>God notice her loneliness, she is visited by one of his angels and gifted with a virgin pregnancy
>Villagers notice she's pregnant months later, but have no idea who's the father. Noble that had eyes for her becomes furious and accuses her of having carnal relationships with demons
>She is lynched and burned in a stake, her soul is twisted by hatred for the villagers and God, denying him three times. She's reborn from the flames as a demon, the unborn child in her belly becomes a shoggoth and fused to her body. She kills some villagers and escape.
>For a century, she travels through the kingdom's forests being a evil witch and ruining lives
>Church send some paladins to hunt her. One of them is a rookie that is a descendant from one of the villagers and manages to talk to her
>God became furious for what happened to her and how people twisted her soul. He cast a plague on her entire village, except for those that didn't joined the lynching
>Rookie saves her from being killed by the other paladins. Before dying from blade cuts he tells her she still can find peace, redemption and that God still love her
>She becomes able to hear God's voice again, she is offered to have her humanity restored, but decides to keep her form as an act of penance
>With her powers, she creates a orphanage hidden from the rest of the world. Abandoned children will magically find their way into it and live protected from all evil.
>They live plentiful lives until they hit 15, when they need to leave. All the kids she cared for grow up to become kind, hard-working adults and true believers
>Their memory gradually vanish with the passage of years, but they can all remember living in a place full of warmth and friends under the watchful eyes of a mother
>Had a idea for a story where a wounded crusader that deserted finds the way to her orphanage and later remembers that he lived there twenty years ago.

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Nerdy virgin succs are, by far, the lewdest of all the succs.

>> No.23802963

I wish I had a news reporting Crow Tengu in my life.

>> No.23802980

>>23802706
You get level drained every time she goes for paizuri.
Remove all of the seals and she can level drain just by holding your hand.

>> No.23802985

>>23802706
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.23803003

Stupid Kitsune, always falling for young boy anons!

>> No.23803034
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How many prisoner fruits can I eat in my home before a monster girl breaks down my door for some struggle snuggles?

>> No.23803043

>>23803003
No CC can beat the shota.

>> No.23803058

>>23802953
>literal sex demon with 10/10 bombshell body and lewd magic
>too nerdy to get laid for hundreds of years
There has to be a limit to how nerdy you can be.

>> No.23803060

>>23802953
Jeez, what a shameless succ, cute hair though.

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>tfw just finished FF XV

I bet Gazer is the type of lass who'd fight me when I say it's fucking terrible.

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>>23802963
To many, she's the bird on Channel 12 News. To you, she's the girl you know and love.

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Speaking of final fantasy
>race of choco bunnies that go berserk in certain conditions

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Muscular deredere is a combination that should be more common.

>> No.23803131

>>23802884
Okayado made a multiarm girl back in the day. I think it showed up on the card with Tio and the other giants.

>> No.23803133

>>23803096
Ayayayayaya!

>> No.23803149

>>23803127
need that mino to lay on top of me

>> No.23803157
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>>23803003
>"you like popcicles? then you need to come down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles, mmmmm"

>> No.23803173

>>23803157
It's worse if she had nine tails and a cat subordinate.

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>>23803106
Excellent.

>> No.23803198

>>23803106
Shame about the hats.

>> No.23803200

>>23803058
She has a 500,000 word Rhapsody: A Magical Adventure fanfic.

>> No.23803210
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23803210

sex with a fish

>> No.23803218
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>>23803181
sex with a viera in the mist

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>>23803090
>Fuck off anon, the Backstreet Boys in XV are the best, if you don't say XV is fine you'll be sleeping on the couch post sex!

>> No.23803242
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>>23803200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvdrEgN0qsM

>CC witch queen
That game was great

>> No.23803250

>>23803127
XL Spats.

>> No.23803251

>>23803228
Mmmmm...
Gazer-chan is so cute when she gets worked up about stuff...

>> No.23803267

>>23803228
Honestly the only good Final Fantasies are 3, 5 and 12. I should not be surprized that an overrated waifu enjoys such an overrated series.

>> No.23803268

>>23803090
annoying Gazers by doing the John Cena You Can't See Me to her never gets old

>> No.23803279

>>23803267
You were so close to naming all four great Final Fantasy games. X-2's job class system was nice.

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>>23803267
>Calling a Gazer an overrated waifu

You'll be enjoying mono-eyes soon anon.

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>>23802950
you said that about furries but then completely lost your shit with cait sith

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23803316

Stop resisting, you're making her cry.

>> No.23803321

>>23802922
It would never happen in the first place.

>> No.23803325

>>23801944
Poor Jinko has been trying to leave for three days

>> No.23803328

>>23803316
but all i did was call her ears cute

>> No.23803337
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Post top succ

>> No.23803343

>>23803316
>implying i can resist chocolate

>> No.23803350

What's The Most Dangerous Place in MGE?

>> No.23803352

>>23803337
What is happening

>> No.23803358

>>23803328
>flustering your would-be rapist by complimenting her too much

>> No.23803366

>>23803350
I admit to running her more than I probably should have when I was QA testing the stateside release.

With all the more exotic species out there, I'd still be happy with a nice rabbit/bunny girl.

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Welcome to Sabbath Recruitment, pick four classes and pick the species for them.

>> No.23803389

>>23803358
That merely postpones your rape

>> No.23803393

>>23803350
Wonderland of course.

>> No.23803401

>>23803393
Wonderland is probably a high level zone, the kind added later in expansions.

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>>23802953
>she sees your doujins

>> No.23803415

Cheshire's fluff collar game is weak and that's why she can't get a man

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>>23803415
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.23803458
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23803458

Can I trust this fox?

>> No.23803459

Little girls with big gags!
https://imgbox.com/g/Os6hJiWNYG

>> No.23803462

>>23803458
Absolutely.

>> No.23803464

>>23803458
i dont see why not though it is weird how she is wet

>> No.23803467

>>23803267
You better mean NA's FF3
Also, really? 12?

And furthermore
>overrated waifu
She's not overrated. I just love her a lot!

>> No.23803475
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>>23803458
You never trust foxes, instead trust sheep

>> No.23803476

>>23803458
Always trust foxes

>> No.23803477

>>23803316
Aww...
>pats head
Don't cry....I can't stand to see a girl cry...

>> No.23803486

>>23803475
that's a sheep?

>> No.23803488
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>>23803458
I like that guys foxes

>> No.23803492

>>23803459
KDF is fucking nuts

>> No.23803494

>>23803458
>>23803488
Yes, very nice
Very fluffy

But that eyeshadow says
>DANGER
>DO NOT TRUST

>> No.23803509

>>23803459
puppi cunni

>> No.23803519
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>>23802951
Kinda dark, mate. And the poor Shog child, she will never know the pleasure of having a mastah.

>> No.23803531

>>23803519
shogs are sweeties

>> No.23803538

>>23803459
If i took them off would she die?

>> No.23803552

>>23803531
And also s i l l y. S i l l y in love with mastah!

>> No.23803558
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>>23803387

>> No.23803564

what happens if a man adopted a shog and kiki daughteru would they be good sisters

>> No.23803572
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>>23803458
With hair that long? Absolutely not.

>> No.23803575

>when your mind is so dirty mind flayer has to wear a condom

>> No.23803581

>>23803575
she just needs to do some ear cleaning first with those japanese picks with a cotton ball on them

>> No.23803590
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>>23803572
top tier

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>>23803575
>mind flayer has to wear a condom
On what?

>> No.23803599

>>23803558
Dancer's wearing too much.

>> No.23803600

>>23803575
Its called brainwashing for a reason

>> No.23803622

>>23803593
>you wouldn't put rubber on a headpat
I know someone who could disprove that.

>> No.23803634

>>23803575
Like a hairnet?

>> No.23803642

>>23803622
What wouldn't he put rubber on?

>> No.23803652

>>23803642
The world may never know.

>> No.23803653

If I'm joining The Order or an adventure party, how likely is it that the female partner I'm teamed up with will:
>Be a monster girl in disguise
>Get monsterized on the first battle
>Get her mind influenced by demon mana, and betray me mid-combat so both the monster and her can take turns raping me

>> No.23803674
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>>23803653
Usually if your female party member has massive milkers that's a red flag for her getting monsterized at some point.

>> No.23803689

>>23803653
>>Be a monster girl in disguise
Pretty likely as the adventurering guild has hilariously low background checks
>>Get monsterized on the first battle
Not likely as the first monsters you face would be p'orcs, slimes, or goblins and they don't corrupt too often
>>Get her mind influenced by demon mana, and betray me mid-combat
Unavoidable, it's not a question of if but when.

>> No.23803690
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>>23803653
Not all that likely in the scope of things but that's terribly boring.

>> No.23803691

>>23803653
>Be a monster girl in disguise
50% chance if your in an adventure party, and 15% if you're in an Order team.
>Get monsterized on the first battle
Unless she has some DE blocking item, or is some sort of overpowered protagonist, 100% chance.
>Get her mind influenced by demon mana, and betray me mid-combat so both the monster and her can take turns raping me
Very specific and very hot, but it's more likely than you think. I say it's a 40% chance.

>> No.23803729

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sirens will resort to singing online if they can't do it in person...although you should be ready for a drop in quality.
Said quality being making you fuck a monster girl as the magic won't carry over the speakers.
Still catchy though.

>> No.23803735

>>23803653
>>Get her mind influenced by demon mana, and betray me mid-combat so both the monster and her can take turns raping me
I really want to write a story with this concept. What monster should I go with?

>> No.23803754

>>23803735
Flayers and Dark Elves would work well if you can do it right. Otherwise, pick your favorite radical faction/fallen god girl.

>> No.23803763

>>23803674
Big breasts only get bigger post transformation...assuming no sabbath.

>> No.23803767

>>23803735
Extremist's, like Demons. They'd be overjoyed at seeing an order paladin self corrupt herself and switch sides.

>> No.23803800

>>23803519
Don't worry, her child is pretty happy with living forever connected to her, she also considers all children fostered by Museth as little brothers and sisters. God gave her a chance to go heaven, but she choose to stay inside of her mother to watch over her.

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>>23803564
They would be good wives.

>> No.23803825

>>23803735
I misread at first and I know it's not what you were asking, but that would be a nice start for the traitor to monsterize into an Ogre.

>> No.23803933

what's your wife's favorite flavor?

>> No.23803936

>>23803933
cummies!

>> No.23803946

>>23803933
my wife loves chocolate, peanut butter, cherry, raspberry, vanilla, and my ugly-bastard-flavored cum.

>> No.23804024
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23804024

If your MG waifu can't be scary then WHAT'S THE POINT!?

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>>23804024
good point

>> No.23804142

Where does a titania think babys come from?

>> No.23804176

>>23804142
Stork harpies and cabbage alruanes

>> No.23804185

>>23803312
Ah, the Caitpocalypse. Weird times. I wonder if the author of that post is still around.

>> No.23804194

>>23804142
She's not sure, maybe that Human Ranger who lives in a cabin on the outskirts of the faerie woods knows.

>> No.23804195

>>23804185
he got converted to be a lover of cat dick

>> No.23804234

>>23803043
I wouldn't mind a cheeky bait-and-switch scenario wherein the reader is tricked into expecting lewd /ss/ shenanigans but is instead presented with soft, motherly warmth and gratuitous healing.

>> No.23804264

>>23804024
my wife rapes me everyday at our lovely haunted house home in the middle of the forest

>> No.23804409

>>23803933
Do you think there are corrupted Order paladins that think they are staying true to their cause, except that cause has been twisted into heresy? They de jure oppose the demon lord, but they don't slay monsters and they serve a perverse form of the Order's religion.

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>>23803933
nut
I've heard a story of a squirrel eating a piece of left out cheese once, maybe it's secretly cheese

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>>23804024
This is as scary as you'll get. Absolutely terrifying.

>> No.23804430
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23804430

What's an effective weight loss program for a tanuki?

>> No.23804445
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23804445

This is it! This is what boys like! What is its secret?

>> No.23804451

>>23804430
Attach a dollar bill to the end of a stick, then hold it out in front of them.

>> No.23804469

>>23804445
Wish I had some anubis thighs in my life.

>> No.23804499
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23804499

I am very disappointed by the lack of monster bondage, especially of anubis. Their bossy attitudes compel me to subjugate them into the dogs they resemble.
At least there's this.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S13704781#p13711820

>> No.23804506

>>23804499
but there's some right here >>23803459

>> No.23804552

>>23804430
Communism

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23804556

>Tail pussy stinks

>> No.23804557

>>23804506
I'm not into lolicon, especially semi-realistic lolicon.
Plus, kobolds may have potential depending on their build, but I don't think I could bring myself to "demean" someone unless they "deserved" it. An anubis whose bossiness would warrant my aggression satisfies my feelings, and her bossiness can also act as a foil to my procrastinator tendencies.

>> No.23804589

>>23804556
>imagine having an extra hole because your vagina and fellatio skills are lame

>> No.23804605

How do I convince my wife to MERE me into a stay-at-home househusband bitchboy?

>> No.23804613

>>23804605
Better ask why she didn't already do it.

>> No.23804619

>>23804605
It's the natural order of things! Life outside the lair sucks anyway.

>> No.23804634

>>23804430
That tanuki is perfect though.

>> No.23804650

>>23804430
bed top sports for indoor-types

>> No.23804664

Okay, here's something that occured to me recently and has been bugging me ever since.

Incubi slowly change to match their mate's desires, correct? If so, how does that work with a harem? Do they shift to have the 'best' features of each member's ideal? Do they project some sort of illusion that causes each harem member to see him as their ideal? What happens if two members have different ideas of what the ideal body is?

Or am I completely off-base, and it's only the MG's body(ies) that shift to their mate's ideal?

Your thoughts?

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>>23804552
Death is a preferable alternative.

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>>23804445
Guys dig giant robots!

>> No.23804714

>>23804664
Monsters dont care about things like what your body looks like. The only changes would be things like bigger penis, de-aging if your super old and frail, and losing weight if your to fat to sex.

Theorytically though it would but that would go against mamanos all accepting nature.

>> No.23804717

>>23804430
Make her sell her stocks in fast food chains and invest them in some all natural restaurant chains.

>> No.23804736

>>23804619
>hellhoundfags believe these lies

>> No.23804738

>>23804736
>hellhounds
>lairs
Anon you're dumb, Dragons have lairs. Dogs just live wherever

>> No.23804753

>>23804738
It's time to stop posting and start reading a dictionary, wurmy.

>> No.23804771

>>23804753
Wurm is too smart to fall for that! You can't read a dicktionary, you put it in your giny to make babies!

>> No.23804878
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23804878

What tabletop games do monster girls like to play?

>> No.23804897
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23804897

I love big dogs!

>> No.23804905

>Browsing search images for female dwarves looking for a little conceptual inspiration
>Like how exactly do you reconcile huge tits with realistically consistent and effective breastplates?
Fucking ugly tranny looking dykes with beards everywhere. Weird pedo shit like the face of a 5yr old girl shopped in to have mutton chops as a ""concept"". Asians can only into loli. They really attract the worst for some reason. It's like, they think "dwarf" and the only think they can come up with is "fat ugly bearded."

>> No.23804914

>>23804771
Wurmy may be clever, but even she would get tricked by Joe.

>> No.23804917

>>23804878
I don't even know any tabletop games.

>> No.23804930

>>23804878
MAID, Golden Sky Stories, and Zettai Reido

>> No.23804944
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Nah bro don't worry it's totally safe, not toxic at all, it's your favorite cmom take a sip

>> No.23804955

>>23804878
FATAL

>> No.23804961

>>23804944
I'm going to blow bubbles in it first tho

>> No.23804971

>>23804905
You must be looking in the wrong places anon, you gotta look for shortstacks and the dwarfs will come to you

>> No.23804988

>>23804961
kek

>> No.23804989

>>23804971
Shortstack's too broad a search term, I'd get everything under the sun.

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>>23804989
Well you got me there

>> No.23805068

How do we teach hellhounds that rape is wrong?

>> No.23805097
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>>23805068
You don't. You have to force them to not rape, either through spray bottle or KDF.

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>>23805068
But it's not. Human men are all weak, walking live bait for all kinds of monster girls. If they don't pounce, their only source of breeding will pass them by. It's better to stay in the care of a powerful beastwoman, we were simply born to submit and become their husbands, yes, yes! That's the way it's meant to be, man and beast!

>> No.23805128

>>23805097
>spoiler
You're risking Hellhound making you wear a latex suit.

>> No.23805146

>>23804878
I dono, but I sure as hell wanna play D&D with them.
Even if they keep trying to cast charm on my character.

>> No.23805154

>>23805114
>>23805128
Go back to teaching your useless gender studies courses, heckbitches.

>> No.23805156

>>23805146
Dare you enter her magical realm?

>> No.23805173

>>23805114
What are extremist faction hellhounds like?

>> No.23805190
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I can't stop thinking about mating with my momster!

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>>23805190
mating is good

it results in more monsters

>> No.23805237

>>23805190
I'm going shove that crystal up her butt

>> No.23805248

>>23805156
One must suffer for good D&D.
Also, would the cursed sword player demand I play a hexblade or would she just make the DM make me "accidentally" pick up cursed swords?
Would the Demon DM make me sign contracts with everyone?
Would the succubus please stop playing a bard and trying to seduce me?

>> No.23805261

>>23805190
Anon no! That’s how they get you! You have to mate with your childhood friend instead!

>> No.23805263

>>23805248
Anon, you don't understand
The Bard sleeps with everything

>> No.23805344

>>23805173
>black sclera
They already are.

>> No.23805381

>>23805263
But what if I make it so my character is married?

>> No.23805386

>>23805381
That means you're single on Opposite Days, and today is not Opposite Day!

>> No.23805433

>>23805386
>Anon just wanted to play some D&D
>Now he's stuck ERPing with the succubus for the next two hours
>You try to avoid it and ask the DM if you can get out of it
>Demon DM says you can't
>You're fairly sure she's masturbating to it
>In fact, you're fairly sure every other player is doing it as well
>You chose to join a all monster girl D&D group and this is your fault
>Also she can use levitate on two people at the same time so she's also breaking the rules.

>> No.23805447

>>23805433
It's all well and good until we get dragged down to the Underdark and I get turned into a slave on account of being the only male in the group

>> No.23805449
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What are jinkos like in the Land of the Four Souls?

>> No.23805452

>>23805433
I also just realized I switched perspective like two sentences in.
And now I've disappointed a Haku somewhere as she's reading this.

>> No.23805460

>>23805447
So how much psychic damage do I take from that?

>> No.23805463

>>23805449
They probably live alone in the forests honing their martial art skills

>> No.23805467

>>23805449
Is this some weird astroturfing shit? What the fuck is the land of four souls and why am I starting to see it brought up out of the blue?

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>>23805460
The game is over boya

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>>23805447
Silly anon! Men aren't slaves to elves. Elves are slaves to men.

>> No.23805514

>>23805467
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mist_Continent

>> No.23805516

>>23805467
Part of the Mist Continent and the place to be if you want to wear the pants in the relationship.

>> No.23805519

>>23803316
isnt that girl a mech spider or am i thinking of something else

>> No.23805553

>>23805516
>>23805514
Right I thought it was some /v/ shit. So he came out with more mist continent info. Anything on undead kingdoms?

>> No.23805599

>>23805477
Can I at least get a gentle dark elf mistress?

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>>23805599
Maybe

>> No.23805646
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What's the easiest way to get out of doing slave work, was thinking that if I told the mistress I have autism she'll let me go, do you think that would work?

>> No.23805685

>>23805646
No, she'll feel overprotective towards you instead

>> No.23805713

>>23805612
You know, I kinda had an idea for a short story about a dark elf that tries to be all sadistic and stuff towards anon but love him to much to actually cause any harm.
So she goes from sadistic and trying to humiliate anon to super caring and apologetic when he makes a makes a sound from the pain.

>> No.23805714

>>23805646
>"Mistress I'm too poorly behaved, I can do nothing but obsess over your perfect visage. My muscles slow as all they fixate on is the overwhelming desire to hold you. You'd best kill me now. I am useless, and I fear what I will do."

>> No.23805728

>>23805646
>What is...au-tism?

>> No.23805741

>>23805728
>It means I'm retarded, spoiled and hyper particular.

>> No.23805742

>>23805646
Use a cardboard box to sneak out.

>> No.23805836

>>23805714
>she "kills" you and turn you into an undead incubus
Now what? Start a slave rebellion? Become her incubus dildo?

>> No.23805875

>>23805836
Very disobedient incubus dildo. Or continue being useless as I daydream endlessly about bending her over.

>> No.23805897

>>23805875
>about bending her over
You could try. Your new body could handle any sort of punishment

>> No.23805933

>>23805897
>New body
Much as I love the undead I feel very conflicted about becoming one myself. Not that I don't want to live forever - I do. Just that I don't want to deprive the waifu of delicious human warmth.

>> No.23805954

Do monster girls defecate?

>> No.23805969

>>23805933
>Just that I don't want to deprive the waifu of delicious human warmth.
I don't think you would lose that though. There wouldn't be much of a difference. It is really up to you if anything when it comes to incubus "traits"

>> No.23805981

>>23805954
It's your fantasy, anon

>> No.23805987

>>23805969
I like internal consistency hence the conflict.

>> No.23806022

>>23805987
I respect that. Though you could just say that one of the roles of an undead incubus is to be their wife's warmth.
MAMONO MANA

>> No.23806025

>>23805987
>internal consistency
Internal consistency only exist in MGE if you want it too.

>> No.23806086

>>23806025
Well I do like me some consistency.

>> No.23806119

>>23806086
Tenn you will get consistently fucked by your waifu.

>> No.23806269

>>23805114
I wanna huff stinky hellhound breath

>> No.23806304

Reminder that extremists want to elevate humankind

>> No.23806455
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23806455

Hi, I'm Cujo!

>> No.23806500

>>23806455
I thought Cujo was a big, slobbery saint bernard

>> No.23806679

>Think about kikis
>Decide to check out thread
>Thread is already talking about kikis

>Think about hellhounds
>Decide to check out thread
>Thread is already talking about hellhounds

This happens way to often for it to be coincidence

>> No.23806773
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An all holstaur harem sounds nice on paper, but in practice, it'd be quite troublesome. They're all vegetarian girls, so in truth, they wouldn't be the best cooks when it comes to proper meals. Desserts however, they'd excel at. This why it's important to mix in a couple minotaurs. Minotaurs are meat eaters. They know a good BBQ or roast, but baking desserts wouldn't be their strong suit. But don't expect that you're not gonna have to milk your minos like you do your holsts. They'll get jealous very quickly and want their breasts groped and massaged too, even if little to no milk comes out and if it doesn't have as good a taste. And you better not tell them it doesn't taste as good either! You don't want them to feel inferior else they might retaliate against you with some rape from their hurt feelings

>> No.23806781

>>23806679
kikis and hellhounds are pretty popular 2bh

>> No.23806799

>>23802798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>> No.23806973

>>23806679
Can you think more about Kesaran Pasarans? The little things need more love.

>> No.23807022

>>23806500
>big, slobbery saint bernard
I suddenly want to order a friendly thicc kobold.

>> No.23807213

>>23802213
>alp: "mine was bigger"

>> No.23807234

>>23807022
what are some dumb MGE mixups or mistakes that you make? For me I get confused between Tritonia and Titania and mix up their names due to how similar the names are it's even worse given how both are really cute so now I just think of both whenever I see those names

>> No.23807235

>>23807213
Well she's not getting any dick for the next week for that comment.

>> No.23807250

>>23802213
>Lich
>"might need some enchantments, but it's good enough"

>> No.23807273
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>>23807235

>> No.23807274

>>23807234
whoops didnt mean to quote

>> No.23807289

>>23807250
"Enhancements" as in "bigger than average" or "need new pants"?

>> No.23807296

>>23806773
Going to feed Holsts beef to give them mad cow disease! They'll be stark raving mad, like a Wonderland Cow! Udder pandemonium!

>> No.23807300

>>23807273
God that would crush my self esteem if she said that.
But I guess there's always magic to fix that and then I can fuck her with a magnum dong delux and see if she still prefers that.

>> No.23807310

I don't trust monsters that like small dicks they are probably pedophiles

>> No.23807312
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>>23807213
I wonder if such an alp has a particularly thick tail

>> No.23807338

>>23807289
Yes.

>> No.23807353

>>23807312
Would she make you lick her big fat tail?

>> No.23807384

>>23807310
Just because they like men that look like boys doesn't make them pedos

>> No.23807385

>>23807353
Getting dominated by an Alp must be the most shameful boner of all

>> No.23807399
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23807399

>You don't want to be attacked while you're sleeping aren't you anon?
>I'll lower the prices just for you!

>> No.23807412

>>23807399
>then the tanuki sells her a way to remove the window

>> No.23807429

>>23807412
Or they're just regular windows in the first place. The Tanuki then walks away with Anon's money and some random Succ will find a defenseless target

>> No.23807450

Why is my maid's room so messy? Should I clean it for her while she is busy with the rest of the house

>> No.23807478

>>23807300
>God that would crush my self esteem if she said that.
there are worst things to say
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/766999

>> No.23807489

>>23807450
It's carefully placed camouflage to hide her tokens of you. This pile of laundry? It's all clean towels, except for her panties that she caught you jerking off into. That piled stack of receipts? Hiding photos of you smiling on a warm summer's day. The haphazardly arranged boxes in the corner? There's a replica of a hand with one of your old gloves on it when she feels lonely and needs to handhold something.

>> No.23807491

>>23806679
I know right it's so weird. I start thinking about monstegirls and I go to the monstergirl thread and they're talking about monstergirls.

>> No.23807497

>>23807429
>"clean" her room
>do it all wrong
>autistic kiki screaming

>> No.23807519

>>23807478
>Alp trying to get back at you for bulling her while she was still a guy
What else would she say just to fuck with him?

>> No.23807551

>>23807497
My maid is not autistic even if she doesn't go on weird websites that she doesn't like me looking at

>> No.23807559
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23807559

A human boi and a Loli/Sabbath Jinko.

Honestly, imagine that. Sabbath/Loli Jinko.

>> No.23807575

>>23807559
what sabbath takes fighty girls?

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23807580

I was on a walk
A spider managed to get on the inside of my sunglasses
Spiders are so forward with their feelings

>> No.23807597

>>23807559
>imagine a loli
I mean it's pretty rare people really talk about or post pictures of lolis. I'm not really confident in being able to imagine it too well.

>> No.23807620
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Fluffy winter princess Anubis

>> No.23807632

>>23807620
That is a very Otoyomegatari type of mofu

>> No.23807647

>>23807551
I wonder if monster 4chan has a /maid/ board for maids to post maid topics on and there is a dedicated "why won't master rape me" general

>> No.23807660

>>23807312
god i want a tailjob from a thick alp tail

>> No.23807661
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23807661

Can you remember all the Pharaoh's titles?

>> No.23807666

>>23807661
Uhh, something-something Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a Small Village Up the Coast?

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>>23807666
Seems like you need a punishment.

>> No.23807761

Why is this thread so heterosexual?

>> No.23807766

If a zombie was your mom would that make her your mombie

>> No.23807801

>>23807761
Gays have a containment board

>> No.23807921

>>23807691
>Accidentally eat that limited edition pudding the Pharaoh is looking forward to
>get commanded to go wait in line for 4 hours to buy another one

>> No.23807927

>>23807766
A human boy getting adopted by a zombie would be so heartwarming.
>mombie doing her best to maintain a stable job to provide for her new son
>son does his best to help out around the house with cooking and cleaning that would be difficult for her to do alone
>always tells her how much he loves her

>> No.23807936

How do I tell my childhood friend that I am already banging my momster?

>> No.23807940

>>23807921
FOUR
HOURS

>> No.23807950

Is this basically a dramatization of how demon mamono harrass and pwn a powerful Order Hero?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSGclOlVmg

>> No.23807952

>>23807940
What's his name again?

>> No.23807979

>>23807927
>always hugs her before bed and they read bedtime stories together

>> No.23808020
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I want to be repeatedly beaten by a monster girl until I mentally break!

>> No.23808073
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>>23807952
Angry Anubis
Mad Manticore
Pissed Paraslime
Wrathful Ratatoskr

>> No.23808080

>>23807927
>wights because she feels she wants to be a better mother for him
>He still treats his mom the same as when she was a zombie

>> No.23808111

>>23808080
>Expresses his love at her being the best mom ever and she no longer feels sad for being a zombie for so long

>> No.23808148

>>23807661
Well my Apophis wife always calls her stuff like "worthless dancer" and stuff like that.

>> No.23808189

What would an apophis do if her venom made the pharaoh stronger

>> No.23808266

>>23808189
Apply dick until pacified.

>> No.23808279

>>23808266
I obviously mean your dick as well. What else are you gonna be useful for?

>> No.23808292

>>23808189
Looks like she got a new snake pet

>> No.23808309

>>23808189
How would this happen did their roles get swapped like the Apophis is the ruler of a snake kingdom and the Pharaoh is some kind of desert bandit king?

>> No.23808319

>>23808309
There's a pic of a Pharaoh specializing in dark magic. So her getting graped would only make her stronger.

>> No.23808334

>>23808309
>desert bandit king
I wonder what it would be like having my caravan of goods raided by her and then kidnapped along with all my wares

>> No.23808352

>>23808334
You're gonna get sold to some rich CC monstergirl

>> No.23808379

Remember: it's not gay to suck your best friends dick if either of you alp due to it.

>> No.23808391

>>23808334
Suikoden: Nile Edition

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>>23804423
Vampire Butterflies and Flying Squirrels that land on your head during one's paper route are terrifying though anon.

>> No.23808741

>>23802951
While dark, I like it a lot. Thanks for explaining it.

>> No.23808873

>>23807761
I can't really think of anything in MGE that would appeal to women. Except perhaps its popularity with other men, for what that is. If that's the angle you were going for. On the other hand, there are plenty of alp fans so it's not THAT heterosexual.

>> No.23808976

>>23808873
>I can't really think of anything in MGE that would appeal to women
I'm pretty sure becoming a powerful, perfect, and beautiful being would appeal to women.

>> No.23808985

>>23808873
There could be IRL women who wants to be a monstergirl herself too

>> No.23809033

>>23808873
There's plenty that appeals to women into lewder 2d stuff
>interesting designs
>femdom races to corrupt into
>submissive races to corrupt into for those with a "choke me daddy" fetish
>house wife races that don't need to work and still live a comfortable life style
>inserting as a monster girl with a typical anime bishounen husband is possible
My introduction to MGE was actually through a girl I used to know drawing porn of the MGE profile mermaid and all those Russian cosplayers have to have their reasons too.

>> No.23809057

>>23808873
Monstergirls are probably one of the few things nearly universal name a group and you can find a reason for them to like monsters

>> No.23809093

>>23809033
>Cosplayers do it for anything but attention.
Sure.
>>23808976
>>23808985
>>23809057
Are you lot having fun deluding yourselves or is this something else? The niche is old enough and the breakdown clear enough to know that clutching at "well this could maybe appeal to a woman" is neither here nor there. It's pretty clear women in general aren't interested unless there's some way to claim validation. I.e. getting praise for drawing fanart or cosplaying.

>> No.23809132

>>23809093
>Sure.
Big brain post, if it was for attention they would cosplay something with fans that don't number in the low five figures at the very best.

>> No.23809144

>>23809033
>>23809057
Reminds me of this story about a monsterization clinic
https://pastebin.com/Mv7AL28P/
>bodybuilders become minotaurs for the literal magic GAINZ
>the crippled can walk/slither/fly again
>shy girls can become assertive
>EXTREMELY assertive
>the ugliest woman can become a 10/10 bombshell
>the prettiest one can still be pretty AND get literal god-like powers
Unless you're a lesbian there's pretty much nothing to lose.

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>> No.23809159

>>23809093
Hey, I think we all know that is probably the case for a lot of women, personally I am just thinking about what ELSE could be appealing. Don't get your panties in a bunch anon.

>> No.23809160

>>23809144
Lesbians get Lilialraunes at least, although they'll have to put up with jointly loving the D.

>> No.23809200

>>23809132
I've seen MGE cosplay. MGE cosplay is not 10/10. The bigger the community the more competition there is. The more competition the less your shitty cosplay is noticed. This is elementary thotonomics.

>>23809159
If you're the big powerful MG poster, I think that the idea that they're NOT already all those things is more likely to insult than inspire interest in the setting. That and it's all clearly geared towards men, and the community is all exclusively men. None of those spergy wiki comments sound like a chick wrote 'em, just sayin'.

>> No.23809213

>>23809144
I really enjoyed that one when it was posted, I remember trying to write something similar with an Apophis in the early days of the threads being moved to /jp/ but I trashed it and didn't go down the writefag path.

>> No.23809249

>>23809200
>That and it's all clearly geared towards men, and the community is all exclusively men. None of those spergy wiki comments sound like a chick wrote 'em, just sayin'.
Of course

>thotonomics
Probably off-topic, but it'd like to know who the hell is paying for all those only fans.

>> No.23809259

>>23809093
This post reeks of the sort of person the shitty social anxiety spam post actually applies to. Back to r9k with you.

>> No.23809296

>>23809249
Despite the term being thrown around so much it's meaningless I really hope it is actual honest to god thirsty incels. It's too ironic and perfect to pass up.

>>23809259
nou

>> No.23809409

>>23803267
>FF XII
>One of the only good games
How to spot a plebeian

>> No.23809468

>>23803267
>Overrated
She just has one, maybe two dedicated spammers. Outside of them she's actually kind of appropriately obscure. It is hilarious that she gets some of the most /d/ pictures tho.

>> No.23809532

>>23809213
Magus is one of the most consistent writers around. I really like his stories.

Don't let your dreams be dreams anon. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it. Make your dreams come true and write!

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23809551

I wanna marry me a black harpy prostitute

>> No.23809573

>>23809144
Monsterization clinics and monsterization needs to be used in stories more. Especially yuri monsterization.

>> No.23809600

>>23809551
careful anon, she might have lots of sexually-transmitted infections from having sex with succs every day

>> No.23809604

>>23809573
Good luck. Yuri is shit and a quick slope into /d/.

>> No.23809619

>>23809600
Still worth it

>> No.23809626

>>23809604
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.23809672

>>23809619
hope you like monster gonorrhea where your piss is charcoal black from all the monster mana building up in your cock, trying to make it all big and veiny for your diseased wife.

>> No.23809677

>>23809604
>slope into /d/
How? Also i guess i should have specified that then women who get yuri monsterized still like and want penis. I would just like a story that utilizes the female on female skinship method. Especially as it is used in setting to make men want to sex them once done.

>> No.23809719

>>23809551
I bet she is gunna be super happy when you tell her. Her succ clientele that use her qs a disposible cunt licker until they find real men to please them will be disappointed though.

>> No.23809724

>>23809677
Because yuri is just endless foreplay otherwise. Boring.

>> No.23809736
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What if a spoopy story about a man who gets lost in a cave and is rescued by a Wurm?

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>>23809672
Doesn't matter to me. As long as I have a cumbreath harpy to hold in my arms every night sporting a skimpy, watered down, goth-like attire, that's all that I need in my life.

>> No.23809801

>>23809724
Well its not endless because the cock thirst they have will lead them to a man. Then the man gets a harem and the monsters get to feel true love.

>>23809736
Story about the rescue rangers: wurm editikn would be cute. Plus you can base it pff the dragonia rescue wurms.

>> No.23809831

>>23809600
>having sex with succs every day
what lame succs they gotta do it with a harpy

>> No.23809844

>>23809738
so it doesn't matter that she's been fucked by possibly thousands of other harpies and other species of monsters?
She probably get inflated by a slime or 2 with lots of goo in her womb because she wants to feel what it's like to get pregnant.
Or maybe she had a three way with a desperate ogre and minotaur twice her size and got her pussy, mouth, and especially anus rekt by banned magic strapons or heavy grinding.
And possibly fucked for 2 week straight, deep in the tentacle forest while being filled with tentacle goo and no one to get her out so she fucked her way out.
Sure, she's never done it with a guy or has visited Wonderland before but doesn't that bother you that she's had a big sexual adventure before she met you?

>> No.23809858

>>23809844
Ew anon. I like yuri but all of that disgusts me.

>> No.23809875

>>23809858
well, that's what could possibly happen to a whorish monster. that's why you should be careful when on the streets.

>> No.23809877

>>23809801
I guess I just interpreted what you said to mean you'd like a heavier almost exclusive focus on the yuri clinics.

>> No.23809883

>>23809844
I don't care if every soul and every living thing within 100 miles has tasted the pleasure of pussy. I want her

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>>23809883
well, then good luck with prostitute black harpy

>> No.23809912

>>23809736
Human spelunking accidents are no joke. Would probably make great subject of horror stories to young wurms after the portal opens up.

>> No.23809915

>>23809831
succs desperate for sex. there are a lot less men compared to monsters so there must be lots of desperate succs.

>> No.23809918

>>23809912
I'm listening to Ted the Caver right now and it got me thinking of helpful Wurms.

>> No.23809931

>>23809877
I mean they would be yuri focused in skinship is the primary method, but usually a man would be involved after wards with both the new and old monster gaining up on him. Although i would also like to see more stories of human women corrupting from human cock (incubus).

>> No.23809995

>>23809931
You probably gotta write it yourself. It sounds like a pretty boring concept but that's just me.

>> No.23810003

>>23809931
i think all you get from incubus corruption is a succ though

>> No.23810015

>>23809551
I think it would be fun to have my Tengu wife roleplay as one. She'd walk in wearing nothing but a barely-there G-string, tiny shorts, and a bra, with "prices" scribbled on her pelvis. With her most confident voice, she'll ask if I want to have a good time. She'd take the opportunity to act more whorish while she pretends to drain my wallet.

>> No.23810020

>>23809883
You wouldn't care if she still worked as a prostitute for monster girls who want sex but still haven't found a man yet?

>> No.23810021

>>23809918
>>23809801
>>23809736
I really like the idea of Search and Rescue Wurms.

>> No.23810040

>>23810021
Yes, a Wurm wearing a hardhat with a bright, friendly light! you can tell the light is friendly because she used marker to draw a smiley face on it

>> No.23810042

>>23810020
I wouldn't even care if she's had dicks in her before meeting me

>> No.23810044

>>23810003
I always thought that since you're getting DE from the wife, you'd turn women into that species. Or maybe I'm just making it up.

>> No.23810053

>>23810020
The monsters in MGE are neither massive fucking whores nor do they lust for women, retard.

>> No.23810084

>>23809677
That's fair, for a setting where corruption is common it's surprisingly rare that stories like that get written.

>> No.23810091

>>23809995
Yeah fair. Maybe eventually i will take the writefag dive.

>>23810003
It sounds like you are implying that succs arent good. However its not guaranteed. Potions like the slime and tentacle turn women into pslimes or tentacles. Also natural afinity for a species may mean she turns into another species.

>>23810044
Maybe but its not likely. Mostly corruptions through sex require potions or different monster affinity to stop them from becoming a succ.

>> No.23810104

>>23810053
so?

>> No.23810116
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We need more images of angry or annoyed monster girls

>> No.23810137
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>>23810116
Hmph!

>> No.23810151

>>23810084
I have learned that Monstergirl, yuri, and corruption is kind of a rare combo. At least in the west. I really loved KCs idea of a succ corrupting a women and then having the new succ being taught by the succ to pleasure a man. Qlso i find it cute how new monsters call their corruptor onee-chan.

>> No.23810157

>>23810116
>when rata-chan reads one too many fake news stories.

>> No.23810159

fug a bug in a rug

>> No.23810163

>>23810053
i'm not implying that they lust for women. i'm implying that monsters just want sex with men but can't keep it under control so they maintain it through copulating with other monsters until they find a man.
And since that's the case, it's should be okay for monsters to have sex with other monsters. Plus, it's not like they actually want to do it with nothing influencing them.

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>>23810116

>> No.23810177
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>>23810159
but beelzebubs are dirty!

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>>23810116
>"...I told you to not disturb me while I work."

>> No.23810189

>>23810173
>>23810137
I should have specified MGE girls. Not some stupid OC trash

>> No.23810199

>>23810188
>*dickslaps*

>> No.23810208

>>23810189
dangerously based post

>> No.23810210

>>23810189
Oww SNAP

>> No.23810225

>>23810199
>actions

>> No.23810244
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>>23810189
I do what I please.

>> No.23810258

>>23810210
>>23810208
>>23810189
>samefagging this hard

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>>23810258
ok

>> No.23810273 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder that cheating is wrong even if your wife gives you a free pass.

>> No.23810290

>>23810273
But she's a bicorn, so that when out in public it gives women the right to tease me

>> No.23810302

>>23810273
so, is it wrong to harem?

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>>23810272
Nice try, pal

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Friendly reminder that cheating is wrong even if your wife gives you a free pass

(sorry for secondpost dumb me forgot image first time)

>> No.23810317

>>23810163
Good taste. I would lovd to be a man to wonder in on two monsters doing this only to be raped hard by both of them.

>> No.23810330

>>23810310
Cucking your bicorn out of being cucked is the ultimate cuckoldry. If you have any balls you'll drain them on a cute werecat while she watches.

>> No.23810345

>>23810163
>yurifag making active effort to think of ways of being cucked

>> No.23810350

>>23810244
why aren't those tails strapped

>> No.23810352

>>23810330
>Imagine being a bicuck
>Imagine having to carry your husband and your husband's girlfriend around town while they fuck on your back

>> No.23810362

>>23810330

>Not being cucked is the ultimate form of being cucked

Firstly, that's terrible, I would never cheat on my wife.

Secondly, what?

>> No.23810363

is your waifu smart enough to beat portal 1

>> No.23810376

>>23810302
Absolutely

>> No.23810378

>>23810363
Maybe, but she won't try. She doesn't trust the magic box you see, which is good. I don't want a Dragon to discoer eBay.

>> No.23810407

>>23810345
How is that being cucked? The monsters arent having sex with each other after finding a husband.

>> No.23810411

>>23810310
>>23810330
>My husband's daughter doesn't take me seriously!
>I'm asking for your help anons, my husband's daughter Ashley is going through a teen phase, she tells me I'm not her "real mom"! I was there when she was born AND conceived, it doesn't get more real than that!
>I was always there to play with her when my husband wanted some alone time with her girlfriends, and I made sure to give her equal attention to hubby's other 16 daughters!
>I just don't know what to do!
>By the way, does anyone here have experience with Ocelomehs in a harem? I don't think 6 women is enough for my love and I know he loves cats!

>> No.23810432

>>23810363
my wife's edgy enough to beat postal 1

>> No.23810442

>>23810378
>I don't want a Dragon to discoer eBay.
what could go wrong

>> No.23810447

is magus anon kill?

>> No.23810454

>>23810363
a slime could beat portal that game is like entry level

>> No.23810477

>>23810411
bicorns are good moms

>> No.23810481

imagine a house on haunted hill except a group of guys get tricked into coming there, and get raped by ghosts

>> No.23810485
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>>23810116
Glacies-chan is ready to fight!

>> No.23810490

>>23810447
If he posts infrequently probably not. But if he just vanished maybe you'll get lucky with seasonal gifts, halloweens, etc.

>> No.23810496

>>23810454
Slimes are unfair, they can solve mazes without any brains!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyzT5b0tNtk

>> No.23810506
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I want to snug a smug elf.

>> No.23810509
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>>23810116

>> No.23810515

What's your opinion about a unicorn that roleplay bicorn fetishes?

>> No.23810519
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>finally get the spark of writing back
>4000 words later and I realize nothing I'm writing is relevant to /mgt/
I WILL get back to you one day, I swear

>> No.23810524

>>23810506
I want an elf to rape me because i refuse to rape her

>> No.23810525
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Where the fuck are the stories with best girl

>> No.23810545

>>23810496
slime sure is amazing

>> No.23810567
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>>23810515

>> No.23810571
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>In their tongue he is Dovahkiin, Dragonborn!
>”So he’s Dragonborn Dragonborn? That’s so dumb I bet they used google translate as well”
I why can’t dragons just let me enjoy my game?

>> No.23810592

>>23810571
Dumb dragon. They're just giving the player the name in both languages. It's not his first and last name. She was probably too busy schlicking it to anon's face on his stream

>> No.23810608

>>23810571
>ZU'U UNSLAAD ZU'U NIS OBLAAN

>> No.23810609

>>23810525
Nachos seem like they would be really annoying to deal with post-portals. Imagine how long store lines would be just because the fuckers won't stop insulting the shy checkout guy.

>> No.23810644

>>23810609
thats why you yell "JUST FUCK ALREADY" at her and the shy guy

>> No.23810654

>>23810567
Just think about it, she would be the one using dopple potions. Then she would cosplay as a bicorn and other centauroids.

>> No.23810656
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23810656

Their breath always stinks of nuts. Before marriage: peanuts, cashews, almonds, and so forth. Once married, husband's nut.

>> No.23810669

>>23810609
>>23810644
>Cupid lines up her shot

>> No.23810677

>>23810609
They would be funny as hell. I would love to watch gas station nachos go full soccer-mom on the employees because the slushee machine isn't working.

>> No.23810685

>>23810669
But what if he hates bitch spiders?

>> No.23810715

>>23810685
tough titties cause if he doesnt fuck that bitch im gonna be late getting home and making dinner

>> No.23810736

>>23810677
>gas station nachos
She sounds like a snack. I totally would eat her out.

>> No.23810751

lifting a harpy up and sitting her on your cock is the best feeling ever

>> No.23810765
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>>23810656
rata's are amazing aren't they.

>> No.23810777

>>23810751
Cumming inside of her is.

>> No.23810784

>>23810751
Being the big spoon to a rata is better. Her fluff fits right between your legs and it's like you're being cuddled from both sides

>>23810765
Indeed

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23810796

I wish content creators still browsed these threads. They all seem to have abandoned us, and the nice art that gets posted is usually a repost of something said content creators threw on Twitter and not from them, themselves.

>> No.23810800

>>23810784
>tfw you will never teach a rata the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.23810814

>>23810796
I'm not surprised, given how people treated them. I'm just thankful for the ones we have left.

>> No.23810837

Waking up to a Hellhound on your face!

>> No.23810838

>>23810796
They still produce content, they just rightfully don't want to lurk where people shit on them. Although, you could make the case that certain greentext writers *cough* deserve a certain amount of spite they get.

>> No.23810842

>>23810609
This is the part where her husband turns into the giant spider form and fucks her into submission before leaving

>> No.23810869
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>>23810784
I want my wife to sleep on my chest, and use her tail as a blanket for the both of us. or maybe cuddle and have her tail inbetween us

>> No.23810879

>>23810814
>given how people treated them
None of the contentfags who posted here have been unfairly treated.

>> No.23810883

>>23810796
What content creators are we even missing?

>> No.23810910

>>23810883
Don't.

>> No.23810931

>>23810879
Correct.

>> No.23810946

>>23810796
I still browse on here. I'll always browse on here. But I just have no interesting idea to quickly come up with and sketch nicely and post on here.

>> No.23810962

>>23810814
>given how people treated them
Stop parroting that made up bullshit, it's just straight up disinfo.

When did barbariank, nav or latenight ever get treated badly, for example?

>> No.23810979

https://pastebin.com/cWw1GAf1

Amazoness content. Femdom, obviously.

>> No.23811035

>>23810962
No one is going to bring up specific content creators because they'll be written off as that content creator samefagging.

>> No.23811041

>>23810837
I want a hellhound to lick me all over and cover my face in her stinky doggy slobber

>> No.23811049

>>23811035
9 times out of 10 it's the same faggots anyway trying to stir up trouble and act like they didn't do jack shit to deserve the treatment they got so stop fucking indulging their egos

>> No.23811051
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Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom!

Those Cowgirls need to be milked and Unicorns needs to procreate!

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>>23811051
>asking

>> No.23811082

>>23810979
Love me some amazoness content

>> No.23811096

>>23810796
I'm gonna get good enough to post more one day

>> No.23811104

>>23811074
snakes always say not to step on them but why do they have the right to slither on me

>> No.23811122
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>>23811074
What do you think the lance is for? You WILL accept the love!

>> No.23811188

>>23811122
>Lance and shield
Fucking pleb. The meta is greatland and straight sword, you can shield poke by blocking with the sword, but really you want to be 2handing it. That poke charge is the funnest combo in the game.

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>>23811104
that's just, like, how it works, man

>> No.23811211

>>23811051
The only thing that is stopping me from accepting their love is their lack of fluff collars that I can huff.

>> No.23811232

>>23811197
She can't violate the NAP

>> No.23811269

>>23810796
I can draw and write. I just have no motivation, and with how nasty some people can get in these threads even less so some days.

>> No.23811302

imagine messy-haired, nerd-glasses-wearing otaku leanen sidhe drawing lewds of you and masturbating her little fairy cunny off to you.
i'd invite her to my house and give her a chance to sneak a sniff of my dirty underwear with my cum stains on it

>> No.23811309

>>23807936
invite her to a threesome

>> No.23811310

I wanna be the grumpy old man that tells the loli monster girls to get off my lawn

>> No.23811338

>>23811310
but what if they're just sababth door-to-door recruiters and it's their job to walk on your lawn?

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>>23811232
*squeezes harder*

>> No.23811406

>>23811338
Well they're gonna gonna recruit my daughter so they don't need to be on my lawn.
Incest is bad.

>> No.23811425

>>23811051
I'm not sure why but I'm starting to like unicorns more and more.

>> No.23811459

>>23801944
god i wish that where me

>> No.23811464

>>23811396
i am going to step on that snek

>> No.23811497

>>23810883
As for writers, none of any value that don't still post here.

>> No.23811507

>>23811497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_About_Bob%3F

>> No.23811531
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>>23811122
The horse fears the snek

>> No.23811532

>>23810962
>barbariank
Got shit posted for his faces, he's came a long way since and fixed them but there were a few guys who really had it in for his art for a while and it went beyond constructive criticism.
>nav
I don't think he ever posted here but again a few really hated his art at one point because he dared draw a fat kiki once or twice
>latenight
It's a fringe case but he had one lunatic out to get him for supposedly making the threads less lewd
>>23811269
Proofs? Because only losenis and chowder have ever done both here, one posted a story update the other day and the other doesn't post anymore

>> No.23811541

>>23810208
based on what?

>> No.23811563
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>>23811531
Implying the noble horse would ever fear a race of strumpets and harlots

>> No.23811630

>>23810189
We need more variety, not less

>> No.23811694

>>23811532
Chowder posted a commission i got from him on here litterally yesterday.

>> No.23811718

>>23810796
Evey single thread you post this bullshit. We get new art every week. We got writefags coming out of the woodwork and taking requests.

>> No.23811732

>>23810946
May i ask who you are? I am looking for an artist for waifu images.

>> No.23811755
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>>23811563
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion

>> No.23811777

>>23811732
Which waifufag are you? Might be able to set you up

>> No.23811827
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>>23811777
ParasiteSlime Fag. I have two, but i can understand if you dont want or feel comfortable with doing them.

>> No.23811831
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>>23811755
Perhaps if snakes aimed for family life instead of just sexual gratification they'd be less jealous.

>> No.23811884

>>23811074
I must be having an off day.
Usually I'd be at at least half mast at the thought of those tight coils looping around me, holding me in place as a serpentine seductress teases me with her lengthy tongue.
Those claw-like fingers would be the icing on the cake, prodding my skin, combing my hair, and massaging my scalp.

Weird how I'm just not feeling anything.

>> No.23811924
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>>23811831
Character assassination from a race without sensual charm.

>> No.23811930

>>23811497
I think I have some value... kinda
I mean, people like what i do, thats gotta count some little right?

>> No.23811953

>>23811497
That is worded really oddly. Are you saying all who post here are worthless? Because then your just full of shit.

>> No.23811974

>>23811930
>>23811953
I am referring to writers who left under the pretense of harassment. They have no value because ultimately, outside of "Fuck Off" Anon, they more than likely did something to overstay their welcome.

Doesn't stop them from talking shit in other circlejerks like various Discords about this thread.

>> No.23812011

>>23811974
ah okay i agree then. It just seemed weirdly written.

>> No.23812014
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How come Anubis-chan keeps tossing balls into my yard and then asking me if she can grab it, she seems even more clumsy now that the suns out and I’m tanning

>> No.23812050
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>>23811197
I'm sick of your shit purple noodle bitch.

>> No.23812089

>>23812014
While hidden, throw a ball gag and a jar of latex into their yard from their other neighbor's side.

>> No.23812111

>>23811974
Came to late to see most writers chased off
all i know is ELH and psychofox, and the later has been more or less banned form all but the wiki IIRC

>> No.23812131

>>23812050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HUePGwcTg

>> No.23812429

>>23810796
Old writefag here. I stopped writing years ago but still browse the threads. I wasn't chased off, it was more that I ran out of ideas and wasn't happy with the stuff I was writing at the time.

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>>23812050
There's a much better purple noodle anyway

>> No.23812518

>>23811532
Barb and nav get shit because some anons don't like their style, I've never seen LN get shat on although I feel like one of the few anons out there who don't "get" his popularity. I've spoken to some people who think of him as the greatest artist we have, and I find that stance unusual.

>> No.23812572

>>23812429
Fuck on!
the only way to get better and stop being unhappy with your writing is to practice, so take any of the prompts ITT that seem appealing to you, pick up your industry-grade keyboard, and start practicing.

>> No.23812587

>>23812572
or
he could get high

>> No.23812596

>>23812587
why not both? i heard that chemicals or even a slight buzz help some authors write better, or at least feel less bad about what they write.

>> No.23812605

>>23812596
It's true I wrote my most popular story drunk half the time, but it certainly wasn't popular for the writing quality.

>> No.23812621

>>23812596
Yeah, when Stephen King wrote the books people actually gave a shit about he was high off his balls on coke

>>23812605
The drinking helps certain people silence their inner critic and get words on the page. Most authors do revisions which helps to clarify ideas and remove things like too many adverbs and improve the choice of words

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>>23801944

>> No.23812723

>Birds are some of the smartest animals on the planet
>Comparable to Dolphins and Octopi
>Any time a harpy gets depicted she's a fucking retard.
why

>> No.23812734

>>23812723
Ha ha bird brain go bzzt

>> No.23812743

>>23812685
Would fug.

>> No.23812757

>>23812572
Honestly, the prompts here rarely appeal to me. They tend to be the same sort of thing with a different girl and while there's nothing wrong with that I never found such templates interesting to write.

>> No.23812760

>>23812723
Memes, and pigeons

>> No.23812767

>>23812723
I bet demons are incredibly smart.
I wanna fuck one silly so she can't even remember her own name.

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>> No.23812773

>>23812723
The same reason why anon insists that Wurms are literal retards or that Hellhounds and Werewolves are just dogs on two legs. It stems from not reading the profiles and taking threadcanon as actual canon.

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>>23812773
It's weird that sandworms don't get hit with the retard meme too, seeing as how their profile actually states that they have low intelligence.

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>>23812050

>> No.23812940

>>23812893
I always assumed low intelligence in a monster girl means that they aren't smart enough to do something like effectively operate machinery or hold philosophical conversations rather than being a retard. DE would make sure they have enough intellect to properly care for themselves, husband, and family, while also being able to adapt to multiple cultures and lifestyles.

>> No.23812941

>>23812893
sandworms poop spice, and spice makes human people into supersmart people. thus she's actually normal intelligence, but poops some of it out so her brain doesn't explode. it makes perfect sense, see?

>> No.23812951

To those that have a species that you wouldn't want as a partner, are there any situations or conditions that would make them acceptable?

>> No.23812957

>>23803321
Dont be so sure

>> No.23812987

>>23812951
Hatesex into mindbreak is the only way I could accept any Sabbath/natural loli species.

>> No.23813018

>>23803321
What do think ot could never happen?

>> No.23813022

>>23803321
Malcolm in the Middle referenced an obscure anime no one gives a shit about so anything can happen in regards to that sort of thing

>> No.23813063

>>23812922
She is a fatty. Ilias did nothing wrong.

>> No.23813098

>>23812951
Not really, no.

>> No.23813133

>>23812951
There is only one breed I would want or ever accept.

>> No.23813167

>>23813018
MGE isn't too well known outside of the monstergirl or hentai circles and it's not kosher for TV.

>> No.23813276

dont look down anon.

>> No.23813297

>>23813167
A Yeti, Yuki, and Wendi-chan Saturday morning cartoon would be advertiser friendly, more Ed Edd n Eddy style

>> No.23813347

>>23813297
instead of jawbreakers do they want stretchy meat

>> No.23813351

>>23812518
>Barb and nav get shit because some anons don't like their style
Unless some autists yell at them in discord, I can't remember anything from these threads other than some one or two people getting riled up about barb's faces a long time ago.

>> No.23813365

>>23811831
>>23811924
Who's taking the pictures.

>> No.23813376
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>>23813365

>> No.23813389

>>23813365
They imagine themselves as cucking the other girl. So Mia is Centorea's servant in her imagination and vice-versa.

>> No.23813393

>>23813365
ms.smith

>> No.23813394

>>23813376
How does one even speak loli?

>> No.23813395

>>23812770
Cute.

>> No.23813412

Chapter 37 finally finished. Arc is now concluded.

https://pastebin.com/gSCw9qy9

As per usual, I'll take any requests now that I'm done with this section of the story. Also, for the sake of simplicity, add in the reply whether you want lewd/no lewd.

>> No.23813421

>>23813412
Speak of the devil. Thanks for sharing anon.

>> No.23813428

>>23813412
wholesome zombie mom no lewd

>> No.23813440

So we have Crow Tengu. What's next, a Wolf Tengu?

>> No.23813447

>>23813440
Maybe. Daitengu exist but don't have profiles yet.

>> No.23813486

>>23811827
Cute waifus and cute slimes. I like the smug shog slime

>> No.23813496
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Big titty kingdom gremlins!

>> No.23813552

Automatons have feelings

>> No.23813556

>>23813496
how do I get titjobs from a busty gremlin?

>> No.23813613

how about corrption weddings?
Human man and woman go in a pool of dark matter and come out as incubus and monster?

>> No.23813616

>>23813552
automatons stole our jobs

>> No.23813640

>>23813552
>>23813616
Bully the automatons by pulling out the "USB" without doing the safely remove function

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>>23813496
I'm obsessed with Gremlins!
I think gremlins need to be wives to all these anons on this thread!
Gremlins are the sexiest monsters in the encyclopedias!

>> No.23813693

Assfuck a loli Demon and make her look like she's about to pass out from pleasure by grabbing her tail and poking her pussy with the spade.

>> No.23813720

>>23813693
jesus, that sounds really aggressive

>> No.23813738

>>23813693
i dont like lolis so i'll do that to an alp instead

>> No.23813797

>>23813738
how about a regular demon?

>> No.23813817
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I prefer the Gremlim.

>> No.23813820
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>"n-no, young man, I'm the same sister I've always been, haha... what do you mean this outfit is revealing? just sit down and start praying, like the good boy you are, yes, that's it... well done, well done! the lord is pleased! just gonna... t-t-touch your shoulder, don't open your eyes, hehe, ehehehehe..."

>> No.23813833

>>23813797
a demon is fine too
besides, I'm already a demon

>> No.23813841

>>23813820
If I pray with her will the demonic corruption vanish?

>> No.23813845

>>23813817
why is that?

>> No.23813847

>>23813820
haha what if she forces you to eat her out while you pray

>> No.23813851
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How would a fit Hound react to having her abs licked?

>> No.23813857
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>>23813845
She's very hands on for a Lim.

>> No.23813864

>>23813847
As a joke aha

>> No.23813880

>>23813857
but how is she in terms of engineering and stuff?

>> No.23813887

>>23813880
Well her spadetail is actually a wrench, so she's gotta know her stuff.

>> No.23813889

>>23813820
She looks a bit ill. Maybe she should lay down.

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>>23801944

>> No.23813967

>>23813486
Thanks for the compliments anon! Shogs are always smug even when they are shog parasites!

>> No.23813993

>>23813613
I could some sort of culture where that is a ritual developing.

>>23813820
monster nuns are the best! Especially when they monsterized secretly

>> No.23814021
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Help I beat up some nerd but it turns out he has a shoggoth waifu, how do I avoid ending up on liveleak?

>> No.23814029

>>23813720
The choice of words may have made it sound like rougher treatment than I meant.

>> No.23814075

>>23813820
The Mother Superior will not be pleased with this. I must hide the good sister away and protect her from the wrath of the convent.

>> No.23814142

Gonna turn a demon into an angel and an angel into a demon

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>>23814075
>not corrupting the mother superior first.
>not becoming the head priest as a result.
>not corrupting the rest of the nuns with your mother superior wife.
real strats.

>> No.23814186

>>23813412
College swim instructor getting monsterized by her surprise mindflayer star pupil. Lewd.

>> No.23814212

How to heart pupil a Hellhound?

>> No.23814252

I am going to be the best head priest of the convent and protect all my holy sisters from corruption

>> No.23814322

>>23814212
Have her come home to find you wearing nothing but a collar + leash.

>> No.23814353

>>23814252
You're going to be the Galahad of Castle Anthrax in no time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg

>> No.23814371

>>23814252
Last words before disaster.

>> No.23814384

>>23814252
>They were all already corrupted when you were appointed head priest but you are so dense you don't even notice it

>> No.23814386

>>23814252
[excited Demon noises]

>> No.23814398

>>23814252
what if they all become angels

>> No.23814433

>>23814371
>>23814386
Even if they did change I know they still have a holy soul and will not sin

>> No.23814449

>>23814398
>>23814384
>>23814252
>convent has already been infiltrated by angels and demons
>everyone thinks the others are human and vow to protect/corrupt the head priest
>he doesn't notice anything wrong with the convent
AOTY

>> No.23814466

>>23814371
>>23814386
When you think about it, isn't this what god would want? I'm pretty sure the bible says "be fruitful and multiply" not "lock yourself up in a prison forever".

>> No.23814496

>>23814449
>head of angel faction comes across as perfect image of a kindhearted, pure nun
>actually a repressed turbolewd who is always one stray compliment or casual touch from exploding
>head of demon faction comes across as the classic "problem nun," speaking in double-entendres and making confession a really intense, awkward experience
>actually very shy/sweet and has a mushy romantic heart
Make twenty seasons

>> No.23814511

>>23814449
>The head of the angel taskforce tries to act as a reformist priest to keep suspicion off her
>Head demon does the same but pretends to be hardcore orthodox instead
>Due to this the Angel thinks she can bring the "orthodox sister" to her cause and vice versa where the demon thinks this liberal sister might become an ally to the demons

>> No.23814521

>>23814496
Just wait until the head angel finds out the head Succubus is actually a virgin who doesn’t even know how to masturbate!

>> No.23814556

>>23814521
>Both of them use scripture to subtly make fun of each other
>Priest anon is glad to see his two favorite senior sister getting along and working together to plan sermons

>> No.23814605

>>23814212
"Honey, I want to have five more kids, and I'll quit my job so I can stay home to take care of them."

Or just walk in nude except for a collar with "(Waifu)'s bitch" on the tags, that would work too

>> No.23814654

>>23814466
That will be the justification used by the head angel when the head demon finds her fuck priests brains out.

>> No.23814702

>>23814654
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3903928

>> No.23814765

>>23813412
Not gonna lie, Anon is a huge fag for not marrying Voso on the spot. She went above and beyond for his autistic ass.

Anyway, if you're still taking requests I have some ideas, just pick whichever you like best:
>You're an explorer commissioned to map out an uncharted jungle in the mysterious mist continent. Inside you stumble upon a primitive tribe of Jinkos. Lewds ensue.
>After getting captured by Desert kingdom raiders, you find yourself being sold on a slave market. You end up getting bought by an incredibly sexually frustrated Aphobis Lewd.

>> No.23814797

>Very gentle and caring in during the day and post-sex
>Aggressively drains you until you can't even stand at night
What monster is best for this?

>> No.23814824

>>23814797
Kikis and Shogs alike, I'd think. Probably most servant types, so Automaton also works.

>> No.23814825

>>23814797
Jorugumo?

>> No.23814842

>>23814825
It's basically their whole shtick

>> No.23814858

>>23814797
You just described a Jorou-Gumo. Maybe Hellhounds or one of the Nu-Dark Elves if you want something less buggy.

>> No.23814865
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>> No.23814880

>>23814865
I want to confess my feelings for her in the confession booth.

>> No.23814907

I wish there were pictures of monsters in non-slutty nun wear

>> No.23814986
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>>23801944

>> No.23815019
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>>23814907
Then draw it.

>> No.23815026

>>23814825
>>23814858
It's my favorite arachne because it's the only one you can make 100% submissive.

>> No.23815045
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Threadly reminder

>> No.23815059

>>23814907
I have thought of getting an image of my waifu's in some more conservative nun garbs.

>> No.23815077
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>>23814907

>> No.23815099

>>23815077
Snakes are always good

>> No.23815102

>>23815045
dropped

>> No.23815110

>>23815045
I think trolls should be short

>> No.23815115

>>23815019
>Then draw it.
My art makes Leanan Sidhe cry

>> No.23815118

>>23814765
I have to admit, it's been harder than I expected to get rid of some of these characters. Once I finish, I'll go back through and give alternate endings for all the girls I've left behind. Not the vampire though

>> No.23815152
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23815152

I wish a tall buff girl thought I'm adorable and called me cute pet names.

>> No.23815167

>>23814865
Disgusting fat cow, I bet she thinks having big tits and a nun habit entitles her to prey on all the boys. Get lost, you whore!

>> No.23815169

How can a I tell a Lesser Succubus, Succubus, and a Lilim apart and what would happen if I accidentally mixed them up while talking to a group of them

>> No.23815173
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23815173

>>23815099
Can't disagree

>> No.23815182

>>23815173
I bet she has cute eyes under that

>> No.23815196

>>23815169
treat lesser succs like lilims

>> No.23815255

>>23815169
>Lesser Succubus
Is there a monster that is ignored as much as this one?

>> No.23815258

>>23815255
The firelamp chick

>> No.23815284

>>23815255
Charybdis, Chochin-Obake, vanilla Werecat

>> No.23815505

>>23815255
Giant slug, chimera, jinn of jar, giant ant...
The list goes on and on, Anon. I'd say there are more girls that are never mentioned than there are "core" species.

>> No.23815507
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23815507

Demons>Pharaohs
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

>> No.23815540

>>23815505
Wear nothing but a golden speedo for a Giant Slug!

>> No.23815556

>>23813347
>25 cent hug booths to raise money for stretchy meat
>Yeti-chan gets the longest line, she's a bit overwhelmed by all the support but powers through the hugs with a smile
>Yuki-chan gets a few people, some people just want to cool down after a workout or because Yeti's line is too long
>First in line at Wendi-chan's booth is her mom, her dad, and her sisters

>> No.23815619

What happens if you lose a fight against the Giant Rat that makes all of the rules?

>> No.23815641
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>>23815619
You help her make small rats that don't make any of the rules

>> No.23815660

>>23813412
I have no requests, your stuff really is incredible. During the night raid my heart was beating from anticipation. Thanks as always,

>> No.23815671
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>>23815619
You're doomed from the start, even if you beat her, another mouse become the next GRTMAOTR instantly.

>> No.23815674

>>23815641
How do i locate and seduce the Great horned rat? I hear she has even bigger tits and massive horns.

>> No.23815676

>>23815641
What the fuck is she doing in the men's restroom

>> No.23815687

>>23815671
Better look out, one has a gun

>> No.23815781

>>23815556
I'd fly across the country to join Wendi-chan's line. Probably Yuki-chan's line too!

>> No.23815783

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81574200

>> No.23815806

>>23815783
Game over!

>> No.23815911
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23815911

How do I break it to Winterstown residents that I don't need to cuddle for warmth as I have a heated blanket?

>> No.23815998

>>23815911
Enjoy your power shortages.

>> No.23816094

>>23815998
>bunch of Winterstown residents stating into the cozy log cabin, waiting for the first sign of electrical trouble
>over time the crowd grows larger and larger as more monsters want to be the first responder in case of emergency

>> No.23816105

>>23815556
>>First in line at Wendi-chan's booth is her mom, her dad, and her sisters
>at the end is that one anon she always goes to Selkies diner with
>he’s there for his seventeenth hug of the day

>> No.23816115

>>23815911
White Horn-San will destroy your blanket like how Wendi-Chan destroys stretchy meat.

>> No.23816214

>>23815911
>heated blanket
That's like saying you don't need a wife because you have an onahole

>> No.23816216
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>>23816094
They'll be breaking into the house soon enough

>> No.23816219

>>23816214
Especially fun to say around fairies

>> No.23816250

Yeti Grapplers are something to be feared.

>> No.23816343

>>23816216
>>23816250
>Strong Yeti wrestler doesn't need an axe for anon's door
>She punches a hole right through the thick wood of the door and rips a hole open
>Makes the hole big enough to fit her paw in and unlock the door
>Leaves the hole in the door to let the snow and cold air in
>Tears the electric blanket in half in front of a cold anon begging for a hug

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>>23815102
Did I miss a thread?

>> No.23816383

>>23816345
No I just have a smell fetish

>> No.23816401

I need to order a Hell Raven girlfriend. She better have a Control Rod on her arm.

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>>23816383

>> No.23816514
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>>23810116

>> No.23816518

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that getting between a rat and a dwarf is just asking for trouble.

>> No.23816528

>supreme loli crime syndicate leader lolis
what's the perfect species and how do you get to be her love slave?

>> No.23816572

>>23816518
I'm getting behind the rat.

>> No.23816579
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23816579

What are you thinking about, anon?

>> No.23816593

>>23816528
Familiar, alice and arch imp are the heads of three opposing factions. I'm more suited to being a henchman than a mastermind though.

>> No.23816601
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>>23816343
I bet she has an expression like this the whole time while she's doing it.

>> No.23816602

>>23816528
Atlach-nacha is always spinning a of web of deceit.

>> No.23816611

>>23816579
Harpy ass and orc tiddies, as always.
The longer I think about horse pussy, the more alluring it becomes. Help.

>> No.23816640

>>23816579
That I'd really like some friends

>> No.23816661

>>23816579
about a cheshire waking me up in the middle of the night singing TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

>> No.23816668
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>>23815911
Obviously you need to move to Frostbite.

>> No.23816675
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>>23816579
I want a mindflayer childhood friend! Except we only just met but she implanted false memories to make me believe we've always been together.

>> No.23816682

>>23816579
Cunnilingus on muscular girls

>> No.23816683

>>23816601
>muscle cats in spats with abs and tats
I'd be askin' for that Alaskan ifyouknowhatimsayin'

>> No.23816684

>>23816661
BIRD UP

>> No.23816686
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23816686

I really like the idea of a tall, brown, muscular Yeti

>> No.23816691
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23816691

Fat kitsunes

>> No.23816696
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>>23816684
SNAIL DOWN

>> No.23816727
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23816727

>>23816691
Fox is weak sauce.

>> No.23816750

>>23816579
Sleeping. Second migraine of the week, and in spite of my high tolerance for this sort of thing this one hurts like a mother fucker.

>> No.23816773

>>23816691
This kit better not be found by me alone at night or else she is gunna end up with my dick buried deep in her ass.

>> No.23816778

>>23816611
>Spoiler
There is no way to help you. Make the most of it and start a cavalry harem.

>> No.23816795

>>23816611
>dat spoiler
Now I'm thinking about it

>> No.23816829

I find maid outfits extremely off putting. I would likely like Kikki and Shog way more if they just wore casual clothes or the usual MG sluty outfit. It took me a while to see past Shog's outfit and realize they are actually really good waifus.

>> No.23816838

>>23816675
It'd be cute if she sometimes had to come up with memories on the fly to explain discrepancies, but she's so flustered about it the explanations are always a bit silly.

>> No.23816851

>>23816750
Someone get this man a Shog, stat! Hang in there anon, get some rest.

>> No.23816861

>>23816829
How about a crossdressing Shog?

>> No.23816878

>>23816861
Kikis and Shogs would look very cute as butlers. Glasses, gloves and those little tails on their coats. Also, I bet Shoggy would have a cute eye pattern on her tie.

>> No.23816887

Does Greilia actually wear any underwear?

>> No.23816899

>>23803350
Your own bedroom

>> No.23816920

>>23816887
Maybe a band-aid

>> No.23816927

>>23816899
My bedroom is the safest place. My waifu will literally destroy any poor fool who dares enter.

>> No.23816939
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>> No.23816942

>>23816838
>Having a picnic at the glowing mushroom forest in the underdark with you mindflayer waifu
>Laying your head on her lap when you ask her how you two met again
>Mindflayer tells you she met you in elementary and how'd you pick on her by pulling her tentacles
>Reminds you how your parents made you visit her and apologize and you two discovered common interests and went from there
>Ask her weren't you the one standing up to the bully who pulled her tentacles
>She visibly gets flustered and tells you you're just remembering things wrong
>Tries to stuff tentacle into your ear for story consistency but you grab it
>Lift your head up as she's stammering that she was just going to caress your head
>But it's too late
>You pull her into a kiss shutting her up and go back to laying your head on her lap
>Spend the rest of the day going over your childhood "memories" with her

>> No.23817045
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Could someone please insult me in greentext but changing the context of it so that it is a cute demon that is teasing/humiliating me? I NEED a greentext to charge my JO crystal too, but all the good greentext writers all died so I'm resorting to more drastic measures.

>> No.23817047
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>>23816838
>>23816942
Building the perfect future, present and past together! I love mindflayers so much.

>> No.23817080

>>23817047
Thats a really hot flayer!

>> No.23817111
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>New lockdown restrictions! You must share your dwelling with at least one(1) monster girl until the end of the lockdown! When will the lockdown end? Well...
>It ends when the first incubus is born from a monster girl

>> No.23817168

>>23817111
>invite your dhampir childhood friend to stay the lockdown with you
>"that way, we'll be sure nothing will happen to either of us until it all blows over"
Dhampirs are too much fun to tease

>> No.23817172

>>23817111
>Spoiler
But that will take too long! The economy will collapse by then, and I will have to live a comfy farming life with a monster girl!

>> No.23817197

>>23817111
This is fake news by the Ratas to make us get a monster wife!

>> No.23817207

Help, i'm under-leveled and I accidentally traveled into the deep volcanic area and it's filled with manticores and hellhounds with WAY higher stats and levels than me. Can you guys come pick me up and drop me off somewhere safe? I'm low on penis-protection and I have weak rape-canceling items in my inventory.
Also my familiar fainted from lack of HP and is in the Cave of Fiery Penis-Enslavement where the pent-up lava golems are circling around her body on the ground so can you rescue her too?
Also it's hot over here can you bring me some cold Capri-Sun pouches?

>> No.23817211

>>23817172
The radicals will move the goalposts when it happens, next it'll be once every species has birthed a incubus, after that it'll be when the chief god is defeated, after that it's when the chief goddess births an incubi. Indefinite lockdown, get ready for it.

>> No.23817333

>>23817168
Just keep spilling garlic spaghetti sauce on your neck and have her clean it for you.

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>>23817045
>but all the good greentext writers all died
You're goddamn right
>"Jeez, Anon, this is the third time you've summoned me today"
>"I should give you a punch card, and once that fills out I might help you get rid of your V-card"
>"Or maybe I should just toss you to one of those roaming packs of Hellhounds, I hear it's mating season after all"
>"But a contract is a contract, now you know the drill. Drop those pants"
>"Fufufufu, hard already? You really are insatiable"
>"You know, I should start recording these encounters. Monsters go crazy for pure, well maybe not that pure, virgins like you"
>"Maybe I'll even make sure to put a picture of you, your address and driver's license so any poor, lonely monster can have a go at you"
>"Cumming so soon? Who knew you were so pathetic the mere thought of being used as a cumpump gets you off"
>"Well that was fun as always, see you later tonight, hubby"

>> No.23817358

You know the world has changed when men use voice changers to avoid attention instead of the other way around.

>> No.23817369
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In MGE, could rape be considered a wholesome experience?

>> No.23817388

>>23817369
If Rance-sama has taught me anything, then yes.

>> No.23817390

>>23817345
based.

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>>23817369
Yes. Especially the kind of rape that involves a lot of cuddling.

>> No.23817406

>>23817045
Fuck you, I wrote a green last month

>> No.23817459

>>23817369
I can't see rape as a good thing. It's just a gimmick. Hellhound is fake, sorry

>> No.23817685

>No Deep South Hillbilly Orc will ever bury you under a tide of affection (and also her pussy) until you're her happy little househusband

The day will be long

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Gonna attempt to write some maledom today. Wish me luck or don't!

>> No.23817705

>>23817685
>H'Orc points a gun at you while a group of hillbilly P'Orcs have their way with you.
>They insist on squealing like pigs while they do it.

>> No.23817739

>>23817685
Hillbilly orcs seem like the type who would wear overalls with no shirt.

>> No.23817820

Harpy chicks are too adorable and should be protected. A family of Gambel’s Quail recently hatched in my backyard and they have about 11 chicks the size of grapes running around. I’m afraid either the parents or the chicks are going to get killed by a neighbor’s cat who has been prowling in the neighborhood. I haven’t seen or heard the quail in the past two days and am getting worried. Any ideas?

>> No.23817835
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>>23817697
I wish you luck but I don't care for such things.

>> No.23817843
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>>23817697
>Maledom
Can't wait for it, best when the girl getting dommed is haughty and bitchy

>> No.23817847

>>23817697
I'm a femdom fag but good luck, man!

>> No.23817852

>>23817835
That is incredible armor, but why does her sash look like an eye trying to look up and sneak a peek?

>> No.23817860

>>23817685
But I want a harem of Cajun swamp girls!
>gator girl leader
>alligator snapping turtle girl
>water moccasin lamia
>black widow Arachne
>and a bullfrog girl who got caught up in all the mess

>> No.23817866

>>23817852
It is to remind you that she can always, ALWAYS notice your boners.

>> No.23817936

>>23817860
>southern belle black widow
Hey, that's pretty neat.

>> No.23817981
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>>23817820
How big would Harpy chicks be? The size of a bird? Or the size of a kid?

>> No.23817989
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It's raining again.

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>"I'm a goddess, how can you rape a goddess? What a grand and intoxicating innocence"

>> No.23818038
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23818038

I had the most intriguing dream last night, where I climbed to the roof of a building, dug my way into the ventilation shaft and broke in someplace to steal a book. It was thick (for some reason I knew it was 526 pages with 6 chapters, don't ask me how because dreams) and hardcover, real tall and impressive. I felt so good when I got it and took it home and put it on an empty spot on my shelf (a shelf I don't even have) and then I woke up.
My wife is impacting me from the other side, making me feel a sense of accomplishment in stealing stuff.

>> No.23818051

Anon joins a all mamono party and completes his quest with no issue without being defiled.

>> No.23818058
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I love liches!

>> No.23818084

>>23818058
Ms. Lich needs to stop feeding anon love potions.

>> No.23818093

>>23818058
Would you let her make you into a Death Knight?

>> No.23818135

>>23811974
I think most the writers we lost just stopped writing, rather than were deliberately chased off or whatever. Or left of their own accord to more engaging pastures.

>>23813351
>riled up
Come now, I never saw anything more than light ribbing/mockery. Some of you anons really have a penchant for depicting bants as legitimate and deep seated anger.

>> No.23818152

>>23812757
>Honestly, the prompts here rarely appeal to me.
Too true.

>> No.23818252

>>23817996
>"Come to me through fire and war."

>> No.23818275

>>23818093
Yes.

>> No.23818292

>>23818058
Kuus are notoriously clingy. Undeads, even moreso. A kuudere undead sounds like a recipe for a girl who will hug her husband any chance she gets and never explains why.

>> No.23818301

>>23818058
I wish to bully this lich

>> No.23818311

>>23817843
I still have momentum as of now. Most people here are more into femdom, so it's nice to know that at least someone might appreciate my work. Ironically, they do provide a lot of motivation. Perhaps it's because I fantasize aggressively gaining control of things when they don't go my way, even if those things are ultimately beneficial for me. That probably makes me an irate faggot who overvalues my pride, or someone like an angry feminist but for men.

>> No.23818318

>>23818292
This and so much this.
Kuudere undead girls are really bad at explaining or showing their feelings but they love you above all else and wanna hug you all the time. She'll just walk up to you and hug your arm and won't explain why when you ask her.

>> No.23818430

>>23818318
The best thing you can do in this situation is stop what you're doing and turn around to pull her into a hug yourself.

>> No.23818436

For all you writers out there, do any of you fret over details relating to history and science, such as if X civilization had could could have basements in their environment? I know /tg/ can get autistic about some stuff given how the interests of history and fantasy often intersect.

>> No.23818440

>>23818436
No, I'm not that anal

>> No.23818458

>>23818436
To an extent, yes. I don't write that much anymore, so that sort of autism mostly stays in my head these days.

>> No.23818473

>>23818430
Of course, when that happens, it's always a gamble as to whether that'll make her squeeze you tighter or make her freeze up like a stone and just blush.

>> No.23818480

>>23818430
>Doing some testing your lich wife asked you to do
>She comes up behind you
>Before you can ask her what's up she hugs you
>You let her for a moment
>You turn around and ignore the test and hug her back
>the best thing about hugging kuu-deres is that love truly do not need words to be communicated.

>> No.23818490

>>23818292
Surprise hug your kuu

>> No.23818505

>>23818440
>>23818458
The reason I bring this up is because of how much I hate hack writers who use hijacked sci-fi franchises to produce schlock. I want to have some level of professional appearance in my work, even if some of it is esoteric. I don't like the idea of telling bullshit because I didn't bother to research.
I also hate the idea of warping a universe to fit a narrative, so I hope that I am respectful to the integrity of KC's world as I work within it. I understand he is pretty chill with people working stuff he personally doesn't like in (such as dickchicks), but I still want things I like to not feel too heretical in his setting.

>> No.23818517
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>>23818505
Whoah, what a melvin!

>> No.23818521

>>23818505
I feel you anon.

>> No.23818575
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Would a Raiju get offended if you asked her to charge your phone?

>> No.23818581

>>23818436
Yes, I really like internal consistency. For me I write part for the story, part as an excuse to explore my setting and try to incorporate and embed all the concepts I think are interesting. I also like the learning and research that comes about when you ask yourself "does this really make sense" or "is this how x would do y, given z"? I feel too many people cop-out and figure it's all just fantasy so who cares.

>> No.23818583
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Beware all Cheshires, young or old.

>> No.23818604

>>23818505
I don't personally think KC's world is worth writing within. Just take what you like out of it and create your own world.

>> No.23818608

>>23818575
No but I would be miffed if she whittled D batteries into AAA's in bed.

>> No.23818613

>>23818583
Hey I recognize that tiger, she's drawn on garyc all the time

>> No.23818626
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>>23818608
I rarely get to use this

>> No.23818722

>>23818505
pro tip would be to read the world guides and even side guides or at least what has been tranlated. Also remember that rape is only used because language barriers.

>> No.23818725

>>23818626
>Anon is well prepared against his fight with a Raiju
>A little too well prepared
>Poor Raiju never stood a change.

>> No.23818827

>>23818626
That just raises further questions.

>> No.23818967
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>>23818725
At 1.5V and D batteries having like 15000mAh each, with there being three of them, that's like 67.5Watt-hours, a bit more than a standard light bulb being on for an hour. That's probably nothing more than a joy buzzer to a Raiju

>> No.23819052

>>23818725
>implying the raifu wouldnt sense the batteries
>implying she wouldnt overload them on you in public
>implying she wont be using you as cum fountain for an entire day.

>> No.23819068

>>23819052
Suddenly, shocking Anon as a prank before has now become some lewd public humiliation situation.

>> No.23819122

>>23818967
>tfw your neighbor calls you to ask if you know where his car's battery went

>> No.23819145
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>>23819122
No need, I'd imagine she can recharge like this

>> No.23819177

>>23819068
You get used to seeing it when you live in raijuland.

>> No.23819201

>>23819145
Now to plug her into a Tesla and go for a road trip!

>> No.23819387
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>tfw no country bumpkin elf with a body that’d make a holstaur blush

>> No.23819429

>>23819387
>hylian
>elf

>> No.23819473
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Don't ever fucking trust a fox you hear me

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>>23819473
Way too late dude.

>> No.23819523

>>23819473
Agreed, but why should I trust a tanuki? They're consumed by greed and cannot be trusted with power.

>> No.23819551

>>23819523
One will save your money and the other will blow it on sake and sex toys

>> No.23819562

>>23819551
Didn't know tanuki liked sake that much.

>> No.23819585

>>23819551
The miser and squanderer are two sides of the same coin of greed.

>> No.23819991
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Is it rude/creepy to summon demons from my class?

>> No.23819996

Do you suppose Nightmares prefer good dreams to help fit in, or bad dreams to try and improve them?

>> No.23820259

>>23819996
It's all apple and oranges to them. Both are very good for different reasons.

>> No.23820512

>>23819996
The dream where you're in a classroom with no pants is a classic.

>> No.23820577

>>23817399
>Built 4 Hugs
These Yeti clothes are getting more lewd, as if a fur bikini wasn't lewd enough

>> No.23820626

>>23818626
Didn't he use that technique to shred a loli's clothes in public? I hope he took responsibility.

>> No.23820727

>>23817697
>that filename
please don't

>> No.23820832

>>23819991
no, especially if you help them with their homework afterwards

>> No.23820855

How fucked figuratively are you if you call a monster about to rape you ugly?

>> No.23820873

I'm pretty lazy can I just give a demon a blank sheet of paper with my signature at the bottom and tell her to do whatever she wants with it

>> No.23820883

>>23820855
They might get disgusted/upset enough with you to not rape you in the first place, but be warned, other monstergirls will sense the meanness within you

>> No.23820901

>>23820873
Do you really want to sign over everything of yours over to her?

>> No.23820921

>>23820883
that's why you instead of insult them you compliment them so much they are too flustered to function

>> No.23821027 [DELETED] 

Well anon, you're the chosen one. Monster girls will become real or not depending on your choice, and it's a simple choice.

You can choose the status quo in which they'll continue to never exist, or you can be thrust into a relationship with 1 of these 3 girls:
>Boyfriend to an alp who recently monsterized
She has the personality of a stereotypical degenerate, flamming faggot and is 100% proud of her faggotry. Her views are unshakable, and if you disagree with her, she'll fuck you out of it. She will drag you along to her friend meetups; all of whom are just like her. But know that she'll always love you and do her best to make you feel loved so long as you don't butt heads with her. She's also an excellent cook from working two decades as a sous chef at an upscale restaurant. This is also her means of making money.
>Sandworm food
Happy-go-lucky girl most of the time. While she loves and cares deeply about you, there will be times that you'll feel more like a cumpump or a tasty morsel that she enjoys licking rather than a husband or boyfriend. And there'll be times in which she'll make you fear for you life the way you talks about, comparing you to food. Also, she's incredibly protective and a definitely a yandere. It'll take years before she even considers letting you out for any extended period of time which will be under strict supervision when she does. You'll never have to work with her as your wife. How she acquires money is still a mystery to you, but she does.
>Armorbearer to a lizardman knight
You'll be tasked with carrying all her armor and weapons and their upkeep. She's incredibly cold to you as you cannot and will never best her in battle. Despite her race, she's bested salamanders, dragons, and even a lilim in battle. While she does treat you more like a packmule, her soft side may escape at certain moments, but those are very few and far between. Needless to say, before battle, she'll use you for a mana recharge before her bouts. Her income comes from sparing tournaments which she usually wins or places high in.

Needless to say, you'll never have any other wife other than the girl you pick. Choose wisely, or don't choose at all. The fate of our world is in your hands, anon.

>> No.23821050

>>23820901
i don't have much to my name anyways.

>> No.23821058
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23821058

Well anon, you're the chosen one. Monster girls will become real or not depending on your choice, and it's a simple choice.

You can choose the status quo in which they'll continue to never exist, or you can be thrust into a relationship with 1 of these 3 girls and monster girls will become a reality:
>Boyfriend to an alp who recently monsterized
She has the personality of a stereotypical degenerate, flamming faggot and is 100% proud of her faggotry. Her views are unshakable, and if you disagree with her, she'll fuck you out of it. She will drag you along to her friend meetups; all of whom are just like her. But know that she'll always love you and do her best to make you feel loved so long as you don't butt heads with her. She's also an excellent cook from working two decades as a sous chef at an upscale restaurant. This is also her means of making money.
>Sandworm food
Happy-go-lucky girl most of the time. While she loves and cares deeply about you, there will be times that you'll feel more like a cumpump or a tasty morsel that she enjoys licking rather than a husband or boyfriend. And there'll be times in which she'll make you fear for you life the way you talks about, comparing you to food. Also, she's incredibly protective and a definitely a yandere. It'll take years before she even considers letting you out for any extended period of time which will be under strict supervision when she does. You'll never have to work with her as your wife. How she acquires money is still a mystery to you, but she does.
>Armorbearer to a lizardman knight
You'll be tasked with carrying all her armor and weapons and their upkeep. She's incredibly cold to you as you cannot and will never best her in battle. Despite her race, she's bested salamanders, dragons, and even a lilim in battle. While she does treat you more like a packmule, her soft side may escape at certain moments, but those are very few and far between. Needless to say, before battle, she'll use you for a mana recharge before her bouts. Her income comes from sparing tournaments which she usually wins or places high in.

Needless to say, you'll never have any other wife other than the girl you pick. Choose wisely, or don't choose at all. The fate of our world is in your hands, anon.

>> No.23821073

>>23821058
i can take one for the team and get a kuudere knight girl in the process? sign me the fuck up

>> No.23821104
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>>23821058
Sign me up for the Alp. Can we get a tentacle friend?

>> No.23821105

>>23821058
If there is absolutely nobody else who could do this, I'd take one for the team and get used to my new Sandworm wife.

>> No.23821113

>>23820883
>I'm allowed to rape you but you're not allowed to say mean things!
Nah, I don't think monstergirls are cunts, y'know? They may even admire the fact you didn't just roll over and get stepped on.

>> No.23821127
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Crane maid kick ass
get a maid like crane maid

>> No.23821132

>>23821058
>You lose or you lose
I obviously take the option that lets every one else lose too.

>> No.23821138

>>23820921
Cheap insults are easy, compliments that don't feel hollow are hard.

>> No.23821154

>>23821104
Given that her friends are from the LGBT crowd, it's probably likely that one of the lesbos monsterized into a tentacle. So yeah, probably.

>> No.23821155

>>23821058
I'll take the alp. She sounds nice.
And I am a sucker for good food.

>> No.23821318

>>23821138
What? How hard is "I like your x"?

>> No.23821394

>>23821127
that's a very cute combat kikimora. shame her game is stuck on consoles and EGS

>> No.23821500

demons use lewdness to trick you into lovey-dovey stuff.
angels use lovey-dovey stuff to trick you into lewd stuff.

>> No.23821526

>>23821500
I cannot be tricked, they both fallen into my trap!

>> No.23821652

>>23821058
Sandy all the way. Just let me grab an e-reader and say goodbye to family.

>> No.23821674

>>23801958
Smelly armpits x4

>> No.23822050

>>23802884
>>23801972
I mean what can you expect from the man who has for nearly a decade now, neglected to make a pheonix profile. Still, wouldn't be surprised if a mist continent asura girl is on the table.

>> No.23822231

>>23822050
Hi. Thank you for replying to my post from over a day ago.

I'm pretty sure KC has a list of various girls he hasn't done yet, with all sorts of concepts for them, and works on their designs till they are finely polished. MGE has shown remarkable consistency in quality, even if not everything in it is universally enjoyed.

Please keep waiting patiently, to ensure a quality result

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>> No.23822280

>>23822231
Bitch I'll reply a year from now if I want to.

>> No.23822334

>>23822268
Is that the birdwife from the cafe manga? Either way that's the best kind of bird right there.

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>>23801944

>> No.23822381

>>23822268
Harpies need more love

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>>23822381
Especially the big ones.

>> No.23822432

>>23818135
There's at least one dick lick I won't name for convenience sake who still bitches about the thread even though they do the same song and dance over and over like a gerbil stuck in a rotary engine.

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>> No.23822489
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Is Faputa relevant to us?

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>>23822456
Silly.

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>>23822499
Foxes are scary!

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>>23822489
>Faputa
>Fap

>> No.23822552

>>23822525
Her name means immortal princess! Do not lewd!

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>> No.23822573

>>23822489
>Crystals in hair
>Dumb hair style
>5 tails
>4 arms
>Full lower body fur
What a shit cluster of a design.

>> No.23822586
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What's she saying?

>> No.23822604

>>23822573
She's an abomination, but she's a ferocious, shota-sniffing abomination.

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Dancing snek.

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>>23822489
She looks vaguely familiar.

>> No.23822627

>>23822608
Is it samba time?

>> No.23822628

>>23822586
"you may slap it...once"

>> No.23822700

>>23822586
>Party rockers in the hou-
>se tonight

>> No.23822811

>Undead cheshire cat
Just imagine

>> No.23822848

>>23822811
I mean maybe it works, I was going to poo-poo the cheshire angle and talk about just any old undead black cat-girl as a kind of protector of a graveyard and a symbol of unluckiness, but then I realised that the "unlucky" black cat could just be a cheshire playing morose tricks on people.

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>momster is worried her son might be antisocial as he rarely talks to kids his age
>he's actually just trying to keep his distance from his monster classmates because he already loves his momster

>> No.23822889

>>23821058
>She has the personality of a stereotypical degenerate, flamming faggot

I'm not even sure what this means, so she's flamboyant like someone at a pride parade? So she basically acts slutty? Doesn't sound different from a typical succubus once the alping process is complete.

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>> No.23823017

>>23822995
Kraken nee-san's gloves look so sexy

>> No.23823022

>>23822586
>But sometimes, I can spoil him for good behaviour
>"You can touch it"
>"Once"
Probably referring to the rapemod scale.

>> No.23823026

i'm obsessed with sexy lewd and serious boss-like brown lolis with lots of terrifying superpowers.

>> No.23823030
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>>23823017
Imagine getting a handjob from her.

>> No.23823115

>>23823026
imagine momonika but acted like a mix between shirokuto and kurofufuru

>> No.23823143

What sort of videos would monster girls make?
>Beelzebub food reviews
>Gremlin tech tips
>Lofi siren radio - beats to rape/relax to

>> No.23823162

>>23823143
Cyclops DIY videos.

>> No.23823175

>>23811269
I wouldn't even care if I got insulted, i know where I am, but whenever I try and write it just gets ignored.

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>> No.23823182

>>23823143
I bet there would be a ton of masterless kikis doing maid ASMR videos.

>> No.23823222

>>23823175
>Whenever I try and write it just gets ignored.
I know the feeling anon. It's why I try and offer my thoughts on w/e I read

>> No.23823232

>>23823143
arachne molding videos
lamia satisfying shedding videos
cheshire cat's dank meme compilations
trumpart video game news and reviews
jinko martial arts matches
leanen sidhe animations
hellhound POV rape videos
dark elf femdom bondage videos
alraune "lesbian" sex videos
leaked sabbath child porn

>> No.23823268

>>23823232
I wanna do so much shit with a Leanan Sidhe
>Ray Harryhausen stop-motion tribute
>David Mack style collages
>Bill Sienkiewicz style painted comics
We'd make so much stuff

>> No.23823320

>>23823143
LOTS of lewd livestreams and video channels.

>> No.23823337

>>23823143
The more interesting ones are videos/channels that don't really match the species
>Dullahan's harpy watching playlist.
>Succubus workout routines.
>Slime parkour compilation.
>Wurm's abandoned park tours.

>> No.23823409
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Sea succs

>> No.23823422

>>23823337
>oni beauty vlogger
>elf gun enthusiast
>shoggoth let's plays
>kobold sword cutting water bottles
>amv channel that's actually run by a ushi-oni

>> No.23823426

>>23823409
You're diving in a sunken ship and this bitch slaps your ass, what do?

>> No.23823447

>>23823426
>>23823409
Fill her with my seamen.

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>>23823232
>alraune "lesbian" sex videos
You mean liliraune?

>> No.23823487

>>23823475
yeah that

>> No.23823512

>>23823143
>paladin-chan's conspiracy theories
>cheshire "kissing prank," but it's just her making out with her husband
>yeti crushing things with a hydraulic press

>> No.23823573

>>23817843
I've made some progress. Anybody want to give it feedback or should I just wait until it's finished? There's nothing lewd yet.

>> No.23823649

>>23823143
Monsterization clinic version of Will it Blend?

>> No.23823702

>>23823143
Lich chemistry videos

>> No.23823720

>>23823649
I wonder how monsterization works. Do human women change into the species they most resemble or do they change depending on what corrupts them. Her personality has to have some integrity, so either Ushi-Oni blood would turn a gentle woman into some sort of mutant holstaur, or it would turn her into an Ushi with an unusually non-aggressive personality.

>> No.23823733

>>23823512
>cheshire "kissing prank"
>cheshire prank channels are just relationship journals
>PRANKING my CHILDHOOD FRIEND by KISSING HIM
>SURPRISE BLOWJOB PRANK 2 (GONE SEXUAL)
>I asked my childhood friend to MARRY ME and you WON'T BELIEVE what happens next!
>CUM INSIDE CHALLENGE PART 11 (GONE WRONG)
>FIRST PRANK WITH MY DAUGHTER! Pranking dad together!

>> No.23823771

>>23823720
A little of both.

>> No.23823773

>>23823733
>>FIRST PRANK WITH MY DAUGHTER! Pranking dad together!
>GONE SEXUAL!

>> No.23823857

>>23823143
>Anubis + Sphinx + Pharaoh + Mummy playing multiplayer Magic the Gathering stuff
>Mad Hatter TF2 channel
>Mad Hatter Youtube Poop channel
>Thunderbird making metal recreations for vidya music
>a movie review channel with a character portrayed as a pizza roll-loving werecat

>> No.23823890

>>23823573
Waiting till there's something lewd is probably the best idea

>> No.23823919

>>23823720
The default is whatever corrupted them, but there's a lot of monsters so unusual or powerful that the average human woman will become something plain like a succubus instead. In those cases, the human needs to be trained into having the necessary personality or values sometime before the physical transformation is triggered.
That said, the Ushi-Oni doesn't fall under this. The profile is clear that any human woman exposed to Ushi-Oni blood will become one herself, and her personality will be warped by demonic energy until it's as aggressive and lustful as the typical example.

>> No.23823937

what lewd things would you do to your daughteru(s)?

>> No.23823943

>>23823720
I had a whole think written of the rules but 4chan being dumb ad my computer being retarded deleted.
Biggest thing is that Succs are the basic transformation, Compatibility is required, and Parasites give zero fucks and can infect any and all women.

>> No.23823944

>>23823890
Good idea. I've resumed writing anyways and I'm not too far away from the lewd.
Surprised this thread hasn't died yet.

>> No.23823968
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>Why yes, my wife is an evil empress, how could you tell?

>> No.23823982

>>23823919
>Be young squire for a dashing paladin-chan
>She accepts a subjugation quest for a ushi-oni in the wild
>Scared of becoming a cumpump for a wild monster, but paladin-chan reassures me that everything will be ok so long as we are together
>She actually does a pretty good job of fighting her, right up to when she actually slashes an artery and gets coated in blood
>I am now a cumpump for not one ushi-oni, but TWO ushi-onis
Reminder to NEVER accept quests involving an ushi-oni, trust me, it never ends well.

>> No.23823990

>>23823968
It's the facial tattoos.

>> No.23824014

>>23823919
>The profile is clear that any human woman exposed to Ushi-Oni blood will become one herself, and her personality will be warped by demonic energy until it's as aggressive and lustful as the typical example.
That sounds like something a lot of people would have a problem with. Gentle personalities should either be immune to Ushification (but still induce a spike in lust or monsterize into something similar in species), or turn into gentle Ushis. Otherwise that's opening up a can of worms about psychology and the ego. Personalities should bend, not break.

>> No.23824039

>>23824014
I agree strongly.

>> No.23824048

>>23824014
In my mind, the transformation into Ushis just greatly increases the sexual desire of a woman, but how they deal with it is up to themselves. .

>> No.23824080

>>23823937
Oh, you have no idea.

>> No.23824088

>>23823937
Nothing.

>> No.23824100

>>23824014
Its also kinda odd as no other girls monsterize like this. The only guranteed monsterization should be parasites ss they are such blank slates.

>> No.23824176

>>23823937
Aside from just regular vanilla things; sexy dress-up play, kinky BDSM, lots of oral and anal, taking erotic videos and photos, occasional roleplay scenarios, and all sorts of other things!

>> No.23824204

>>23815676
rats go where they please

>> No.23824221

>>23824176
Hmm, KDF got to be. Giddy up Roach!

>> No.23824231
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Well, progress is being made on a short I'm working on. I can't guarantee that it won't be pretentious as fuck by the end of it but if one person likes it I consider that a victory.

>> No.23824241

As a protectionfag, should I marry a Hellhound or a Jinko?

>> No.23824266

>>23824231
Well I'm making no progress on anything because I'm on an Eddie Campbell binge

>> No.23824321

>>23824221
Hi anon.

>> No.23824325

>>23823937
help her plan to rape the boy next door by having my wife use me as an example

>> No.23824345
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>>23824321
Yes hello.

>> No.23824346

>>23823857
>>Mad Hatter TF2 channel
I wonder how many strange unusuals she has

>> No.23824374

>>23813412
Please do a followup of that little devil offering someone else a bargain.

>> No.23824382

>>23824014
>Adventuring partner gets covered in ushi blood
>Starts transforming into one herself
>You think she’s injured and rush towards her
>Suddenly spiderbutt and you get pounded on
>Pinned to the ground as tears through your armor
>She’s babbling something about a burning inside her
>Jerks you to full mast and begins riding you like a bull
>Cum so many times you pass out while she’s still riding you
>Wake up still inside of your companion but it seems she’s fallen asleep
>Her eyes flutter open as she sees you and realizes what she’s done
>Blushes like a blueberry profusely apologizing for what she’s done
>Will understand if you hate her and want her to leave
>Kiss her on the lips and tell her you could never hate her
>Have gentle non-pelvis shattering sex where you take the lead
>Meanwhile original ushi-oni who got cut doesn’t want to interrupt their honeymoon but is wondering when they’ll leave her cave, or at least let her join in

>> No.23824430

>>23824266
I mean it took me closing out Discord, this thread, and putting on Classical music to put me in the mood so I feel you, Anon.

>> No.23824448

>>23824014
It may be best to treat it as something similar to Exet's games and the Fallen Maidens, where those corrupted by monsters will regain their sanity at the end of the honeymoon period.

>> No.23824477
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>>23823143
>Rata joe rogan-like podcast
>Rata tim pool-like news videos

>> No.23824484

>>23824477
For me it's Rata S. Thompson

>> No.23824488 [SPOILER] 
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Spiders appear to be weaksauce captain.

>> No.23824529

>Ywn experience life in a city split by three factions, vying for power in the shadows, vampires, werewolves and the church
>Ywn navigate around the bruisers from each faction that roam the streets,

>> No.23824536

>>23824231
Fuck off

>> No.23824550

>>23824231
We need more multi armed monsters

>> No.23824562

>>23824345
>you will never be covered in sleepy werecats
feels bad man

>> No.23824571

>>23824536
No U

>> No.23824582

How would you know if you are being raped in your sleep by a monster?

>> No.23824593

>>23824571
No he definitely needs to fuck off

>> No.23824619
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Sons DESERVE cute dorf moms.

>> No.23824639

>>23824529
>annoying ghosts that knock over candle stands and fizzle spells
>stitched zombies engaging in slapfights with ghouls to see who is better than the other
>spaghetti monsters appear out of nowhere and mutate the living women into more spaghetti monsters

>> No.23824781

>>23824639
It makes the whole "Whose the werewolf" mystery a bit silly doesn't it?
>"It cannot be! How could you possibly say that this is the dastardly work of Librarian Lady Ylva Meektome? Yes, I get that they look identical but look, this one has wolf ears and a tail! And Lady Meektome wears her hair in a bun and wears glasses! This foul beast wears her hair loose, and nary a spectacle in sight!"

>> No.23824831

>>23823512
>yeti crushing things with a hydraulic press
Yeti crushing things with her powerful thighs

>> No.23824877

>>23824582
is there a dormouse around

>> No.23824910

>>23824619
i wish she was brown

>> No.23824911

>>23824582
Waking up with a wedding ring

>> No.23825075

>>23824582
Multiple bite marks and a Vamp mosquito sleeping next to you

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>>23824910
Your request for such a cutie to be brown is disappointing but we do have this.

>> No.23825149

Why are Dhampirs such good girls?

>> No.23825169

>>23825149
Not as chewy as beef or as boring as chicken.

>> No.23825195

>>23825149
Because unlike vampires, most of them don't like wearing ball gags.

>> No.23825240

How does wintertown handle the summer?

>> No.23825287

>>23825195
Vampires don't either, at least outside your headcanon

>> No.23825306

>>23825240
By being Cocytus

>> No.23825311

>>23825144
what's disappointing about delicious brown cuties

>> No.23825324

>>23825306
but i wanna see the winter women in bikinis on the beech

>> No.23825364

>>23825324
They're winter women. They can be in bikinis on their iced over beaches all winter. But you don't want to go to the beach in winter, the water's iced over and around all the jotunn longships and since they can't go anywhere they get bored and horny.

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