Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon May 18 20:32:34 2020 No.23866677 [Reply] [Original]

Maids are so boring.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:33:33 2020 No.23866686 File: 456 KB, 512x512, 1543608141867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866596 Are you new abunisfag? How many anubisfags are there? Like 6?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:34:27 2020 No.23866689 File: 135 KB, 639x610, 1520210899862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOVE SNAKES

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:35:48 2020 No.23866698 File: 257 KB, 851x1034, EWgbuuuVAAAugTQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:36:03 2020 No.23866700 File: 175 KB, 720x954, ygvujl54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866689

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:36:31 2020 No.23866706 >>23866596 I think this is the best one so far. Congrats man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:37:33 2020 No.23866712 >>23866686 >>23866706 As expected of best girl. Anubisfags unite!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:38:27 2020 No.23866718 >>23866700 Not that snake Get the sleeping bag cosplayer out of here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:40:13 2020 No.23866728 File: 849 KB, 1280x720, 1589485803596.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866718

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:41:15 2020 No.23866732 >>23866700 shes a grown on me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:01 2020 No.23866747 >>23866689 I prefer spiders.

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:44 2020 No.23866750

>>23866677
Imagine just grabbing kiki butler and stand bang her with her panties and pants down around her ankles, her hands splayed on the wall. She keeps her voice completely professional, but her face tells another story. And then when your done, she picks up up her pants and walks away as if nothing happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:46:52 2020 No.23866759 >>23866686 I'm the most recent anubisfag I think, dubbed 'purple anubisfag' by this thread. I started requesting commissions back in March and finally got a twitter account early this May. >>23866706 Thank you! >>23866712 Men of culture!

Anonymous Mon May 18 20:48:43 2020 No.23866777
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This is an ancient throwback, but someone requested a greentext with the premise that a hellhound/jinko gets more aggressive with the guy she saves as he keeps failing to reply.

https://pastebin.com/RxKXK6Lc

This was a lot of fun to write.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:52:41 2020 No.23866809 File: 222 KB, 463x744, 528dce75f31530e6281d623e4aa43145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] slim

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:56:44 2020 No.23866845 File: 172 KB, 565x1024, 1566067333272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you marry a monster priestess, does she perform the ceremony?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:00:09 2020 No.23866877 >>23866777 Fuck on you beautiful bastard. Surprised we've had this many contributions in the past three threads from various people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:00:36 2020 No.23866881 File: 356 KB, 2122x2619, 62252639_p0-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866689 Eels>snakes

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:08:58 2020 No.23866947

if I had money, i'd give a bit to someone to write me a story about lilems scheming together and raping, blackmailing, and assault world leaders like princes, kings, emperors, etc. as well as manipulate owners of industry leading companies to pursue the demon lord's will of spreading out the demon realm and turning every girl into monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:10:40 2020 No.23866958 File: 3.34 MB, 2000x2084, Ryu45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866689 >snek is good >dragon is good >snek dragon is best

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:12:28 2020 No.23866977
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Day 194, still banging my Zombie wife on the daily to get myself a spiffin hot Wight. Was honestly considering suicide once i got claimed by a zombie like a retard but the local Lich reassured me it's just a matter of being patient and going at it until she eventually transforms, so far her skin has become a lot paler and softer, so guess i'm halfway there.
>On my way to undead royalty, see you later ghost-type fags

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:13:20 2020 No.23866984 Putting a wendigo in a super strong straitjacket and putting her in a room full of very sad people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:14:50 2020 No.23867000 >>23866845 Yes. Hel, poseidon, Eros, Hathor, and the fallen god all promote personal rituals for when their priestesses marry. Although reasoning varies with each goddess.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:14:59 2020 No.23867002 >>23866977 i'd lead a zombie into my house and tie her up to use as a forever cool pillow

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:15:32 2020 No.23867009 I wish i got raped by a loli living doll just how that happened in Tiny Evil!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:16:35 2020 No.23867020 >>23866809 is she a nice slime?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:16:57 2020 No.23867028 >>23866777 Seconding what the other guy said, it's been great to see so many contributing again. Thanks for the paste magus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:17:03 2020 No.23867031 >>23867002 I think zombies are nasty, but WIghts are among the best choices, but since i'm not a hero or someone important i can't just get one freebie. Gotta work for it, the grind is gonna make it better in the end

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:17:45 2020 No.23867036 >>23867002 >even after she wights, she still insists in being tied up before bed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:18:03 2020 No.23867041 If a zombie got pregnant but you kept fucking her what would happen like would she wight but the gives birth to a zombie, would she stay a zombie but give birth to a wight, or would both wight?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:22:01 2020 No.23867079 File: 996 KB, 3508x2480, 908d0ea580cb8a40dcb7f635dbb048a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867020 very questionable

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:22:45 2020 No.23867086 >>23867020 what about an ice slime

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:27:14 2020 No.23867136 >>23867086 >ice slime Boy am I glad that she’s frozen in there and that I'm out here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:27:24 2020 No.23867140 >>23867079 Maybe it's her own skeleton she keeps around for sentimental purposes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:28:22 2020 No.23867156 >>23867086 oh we haven't had one of those since the dragon quest days of the previous demon lord. I wonder if KC will cheese it and just come up with different slime species.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:29:29 2020 No.23867175 >>23867086 Id rather have a jungle slime

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:30:41 2020 No.23867189 >>23867175 And risk being poisoned as she shoots spines at you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:33:11 2020 No.23867210 I wonder if scientists have made any progress towards synthesizing a parasite slime queen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:34:43 2020 No.23867222 >>23867210 >scientists sir, we call those 'white goat sabbath girls' around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:36:34 2020 No.23867239 >>23867222 I don't they have any interest in anything that doesn't relate to their older brother's well being.

Anonymous Mon May 18 21:38:42 2020 No.23867255

>>23867210
Probably failling. Slime queens and Parasite slimes are basically different branching mutations in slimes. I mean how would it even work?

>>23867222
>cute sabbath witches turning themselves and their test subjects into loli slime carriers.
Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:40:07 2020 No.23867270 >>23867239 because who's gonna build a rocket to the moon and expand the demon realm to the universe so we can finally achieve Phantasy Star levels of the fantasy world?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:42:10 2020 No.23867289 >>23867255 They might work as a familiar/mana battery. Most slimes don't do much with their magic except dark slimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:42:26 2020 No.23867292 >>23866845 No silly, her god enters the mortal plane to perform it. She's gonna make sure you treat her priestess right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:48:11 2020 No.23867341 >>23867289 So basically it would be a laboratory full of lolis carriers riding their mana amped slimes? Sounds neat!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:48:28 2020 No.23867344 >>23867292 But what if she's polytheistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:48:45 2020 No.23867348 File: 1.13 MB, 818x1200, sandworm04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can one girl be so monstrous yet be so cute and so damn sexy?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:49:22 2020 No.23867351 What I wanna know is where's the cavewoman

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:50:12 2020 No.23867357 File: 40 KB, 382x565, 1589834222701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867351 I think I found one but she's green. I think that means she's spoiled

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:50:24 2020 No.23867358 >>23867344 They elect one among them, the rest sit in their own section, hungrily eyeing up male members of your family. Hoping to turn one of them into a believer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:58:42 2020 No.23867441 File: 639 KB, 2480x3507, Sandworm_HD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867348 The world may never know.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 21:59:16 2020 No.23867448 File: 206 KB, 1269x1461, Troll11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867351 I want to live in the Troll cave

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:00:06 2020 No.23867453

>>23867358
>Eros officiates, clearly giddy that she gets to join another couple in eternal matrimony
>Hathor walks the bride down the aisle, teary-eyed as if she was giving away one of her own daughters
>the Fallen God is imagining all the lewd things the couple will get up to on their wedding bed tonight, while her divine aura is causing everyone sitting nearby to masturbate uncontrollably
>when they get to the "speak now or forever hold your peace," Ares just yells out for the bride to just pin the groom down and fuck him already

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:07:00 2020 No.23867526 >>23867453 >all those gods in one place. >not leading to a mass orgy of rough, lovey breeding sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:08:43 2020 No.23867541 I need a Palmtop Jinko. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2vah1rwP8

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:09:31 2020 No.23867547 File: 270 KB, 2048x1781, manti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you trust a manticore as a member of the police force?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:10:29 2020 No.23867554 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, 148735998743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867453 >Gakakaka! >Be sure to make plenty of new worshipers with my blessing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:14:08 2020 No.23867590 >>23867547 I dont see why not? I bet it would be nice being her partner in a buddy cop relationship

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:14:09 2020 No.23867591 >>23867526 That's the after party celebration. Gotta hold back and do things right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:15:53 2020 No.23867605 >>23867547 Only after she makes me her bitchboy manticore owned semen pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:16:29 2020 No.23867611 THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:17:48 2020 No.23867625 >>23867605 manticores like a little fight in their prey, though. I you just walked up to her and asked for it she'd probably either ignore you or throw you in the slammer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:18:58 2020 No.23867633 File: 143 KB, 725x1024, 1589329547665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A mansion of mini, meaty maids!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:19:47 2020 No.23867643 File: 2.50 MB, 1440x1464, DvHW6Q2s_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866809 What if you win wouldn't it be weird? Why so you can all lie just to get me here?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:20:35 2020 No.23867652 >>23867590 >buddy cop relationship I'll be bad cop and she can be good cop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:20:35 2020 No.23867653 >>23867611 No it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:21:34 2020 No.23867671 File: 562 KB, 1600x1600, VAQyqbP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867611

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:34 2020 No.23867684 >>23867633 I hear you. Best thing to retire to after a career of rough and tumble adventuring. Short, THICK, and supremely busty.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:22:40 2020 No.23867686 >>23867590 I don't see how a man and a manticore could be buddies for any sufficiently long length of time. Sooner or later, she's going to try to put that tail to use and if you make her wait long enough, she's not going to be asking nicely.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:25:11 2020 No.23867700 File: 251 KB, 1362x1891, 7937B455-D86C-4EF5-8D39-CCD0325EF689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many times do I have to impregnate an elf till she gets this type of body?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:26:36 2020 No.23867714 >>23867700 I hear some of the really older ones are just already like that. Go out and get a 500 year-old CC.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:29:30 2020 No.23867738 >>23867686 but she cant rape me that's illegal and she's a cop so she cant break the law

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:40 2020 No.23867757 >>23867738 >she's a cop so she cant break the law You're right. Technically, if she's never found guilty, she's never broken the law.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:42 2020 No.23867758 File: 221 KB, 1500x1200, EXQhpI5XsAMEaC3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867738 It's not illegal if a cop does it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:32:46 2020 No.23867760 >>23867547 too sadistic give me a hellhound police force

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:35:34 2020 No.23867786 >>23867758 >>23867757 this is some real police brutality

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:36:59 2020 No.23867803 >>23867714 That is not a Christmas Cake. That girl is a god damn Krispy Kreme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:37:10 2020 No.23867805 File: 1.15 MB, 3507x4860, 1589855585416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:39:35 2020 No.23867823 >>23867805 Spitroast the piggy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:41:36 2020 No.23867846 What are you supposed to do if a monster handcuffs you to her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:41:39 2020 No.23867847 >>23867803 Then you need to make sure she's cream-filled. It is the fate of all slutty-bodied elves, which is all of them, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:45:47 2020 No.23867893 File: 66 KB, 1191x670, happy_sugar_life__episide_5__review__by_austindr-dcjt4fs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867846

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:48:55 2020 No.23867924 File: 84 KB, 762x911, EYVmIIGUcAAeCmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:49:01 2020 No.23867926 >>23867846 How does a slime handcuff herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:50:19 2020 No.23867939 >>23867926 Non ecludian geometry

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:51:42 2020 No.23867957 >>23867924 God Dayum.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:52:41 2020 No.23867968 File: 86 KB, 720x512, 1589856761871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867846 Try to act brave. But be excited, cause that's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:52:52 2020 No.23867972 File: 626 KB, 1326x629, ITS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:53:12 2020 No.23867974 How to contain a Mindflayer? For research.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:54:41 2020 No.23867997 >>23866677 I wanna see Shoggoth do this too!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 22:59:31 2020 No.23868049 >>23867974 Go on a date with her and she will never leave your side

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:59:45 2020 No.23868053

>>23867684
>When you retire young due to injuries but sneak out on occasion to do some small side jobs to keep busy.
>Come back to see the entire maid force pouting at you and ready to give you a lecturing....after you bathe and eat a decent meal.
>Not those trashy 'trail rations'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:01:28 2020 No.23868066 >>23867684 Rough and tumble shortstack adventurers are something I desire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:02:28 2020 No.23868080 >>23868066 Great party mates. Better wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:03:47 2020 No.23868087 >>23867972 Fat. Smelly. Street Fighter. Reject.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:05:58 2020 No.23868119 File: 476 KB, 1334x2000, lindaroze-artist-Ryu-(MGE)-Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-5709836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:06:29 2020 No.23868125 >>23868119 Ass when you have a tail instead of legs is always stupid looking.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:07:50 2020 No.23868142

Good night Anons , take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wave at the bumble bee gals that still have to work despite the lockdown.

Just give those girls with their dopy grins and lazy flying a wave and you'll make their day!
Sugar-water helps too.

Anonymous Mon May 18 23:08:14 2020 No.23868147

>>23867974
>Contain a mindflayer behind bars for research
>She squishes her way out every night to sip on your dreams and slowly, methodically shape your mind
It's really hard to contain octopodes. They're escape artists and oftentime kill themselves escaping aquariums.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:09:59 2020 No.23868163 >>23866958 The math checks out. That’s why Wurms are good honorable sneks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:12:30 2020 No.23868191 >>23867079 Is this that slime that’s secretly eldritch?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:14:33 2020 No.23868215 >>23867974 A sufficiently strong magnetic bottle should do the trick, but don't expect to operate sensitive equipment too nearby

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:15:01 2020 No.23868218 >>23868125 Agreed, but more seahorse hag is always appreciated. At least from my perspective.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:16:47 2020 No.23868246 twin gremlins

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:18:31 2020 No.23868276 Who is your favorite twatch streamer? I think baphochan really puts her all into making top notch content, like when she does bloodborne pvp while engaged in the pile driver position with her oniichan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:22:53 2020 No.23868326 >>23868142 Clumsy deredere bumblebees and hard-working genki honey bees need our support more than ever now that those giant sadistic femdomy Zipangu/Mist bully bees are showing up here too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:28:25 2020 No.23868383 >>23868276 Twitch is for gay little babies, I prefer the true professional cunny streamers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:30:05 2020 No.23868407 >>23868087 she does looks like she has the body of a street fighter character holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:32:02 2020 No.23868435 File: 493 KB, 895x963, 1588203814924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snnnnnek!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:33:59 2020 No.23868455 >>23868435 An interesting proposal, young miss.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:43:00 2020 No.23868553 >>23866777 What a god. Thanks magus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:50:25 2020 No.23868636 Ghost Snakes are spooky with the way they slither through the air and leave ectoplasmic shedding ghost scales

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:57:07 2020 No.23868718 >>23868636 Wightsnake whitesnake drains your stamina with her coils. Moreso than usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 23:58:02 2020 No.23868729 >>23866777 Cinis is a good girl. Nice one anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:01:06 2020 No.23868762 >>23868636 could be worse a ghost spider leaves spooky cobwebs around

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:07:03 2020 No.23868824 File: 370 KB, 1280x1836, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23868383 Based and cunnypilled

Anonymous Tue May 19 00:08:27 2020 No.23868841

I bet sleeping with a mindflayer is surprisingly comfy.
>go to bed cuddled up with your mindflayer wife
>every night she pulls you into the same shared dream
>you and her sitting on a couch in your quaint suburban home, holding hands while she strokes her pregnant belly
>you both watch your many squid kids play as you chat about your day and other small-talk
>just before waking up in the morning, she'll always whisper that this dream will come true, someday

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:12:49 2020 No.23868882 File: 258 KB, 850x1202, sandworm05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23868435 Sneks are good girls, definitely top tier. But, I prefer mine to be colossal, with a hard carapace, and a big, slimy mouth to live in

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:23:47 2020 No.23869000 >>23868824 This seems like it could be a job interview for the sabbath

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:29:41 2020 No.23869062 File: 595 KB, 2500x2772, QLxwpdBK_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:31:23 2020 No.23869082 >>23869062 Hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:37:43 2020 No.23869166 File: 205 KB, 1189x1800, Alice11a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tf you look exactly like your typical doujin ugly bastard would alices at least settle for me if I seemed mature-acting?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:43:13 2020 No.23869208 >>23869062 Man what a silly hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:44:59 2020 No.23869227 >>23869062 She better keep that hat on at all times

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:46:35 2020 No.23869245 File: 76 KB, 700x1000, 1454753854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23869082 >>23869208 >>23869227

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:47:23 2020 No.23869258 >>23869245 >RICH AND ENGLISH

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:53:25 2020 No.23869309 >>23869062 Is there a version with just the Wight?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:01:05 2020 No.23869371 File: 217 KB, 765x592, silly succs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have attracted a large group of succubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:03:49 2020 No.23869399 >>23869371 >middle of right edge Cute. She's my favorite reoccurring background character.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:04:30 2020 No.23869403 >>23869371 oh sorry did I say "I'm a virgin and single"? I meant to say "I'm a dergin for some pringles!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:05:32 2020 No.23869408 >>23869371 >hand held by two hands >in Public What a bunch of pervs

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:06:27 2020 No.23869416

Hey, birdwhorefag. What's the appeal to having a prostitute wife? Like, you could have anything, so why a whore? I mean there are many many incredibly good reasons purity was valued throughout all cultures at all times throughout human existence until very very recently - and already we see why it was important.

Why did you go for the exact opposite?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:07:20 2020 No.23869422 >>23868191 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:07:28 2020 No.23869424 >>23865501 With this do I have the guarantee portals will open and I will eventually find my waifu, or its a 1 in a lifetime opportunity and I have no guarantee I will ever meet a MGE MG again? Depending on this, I might or not pick my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:08:22 2020 No.23869426 File: 57 KB, 387x387, D1uhHl_U8AA_zB0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23869245

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:11:40 2020 No.23869449 File: 416 KB, 600x781, 1578018586531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help lizardmen monk keeps ganking me and I'm only level 2 what should I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:12:13 2020 No.23869457 >>23869449 go home and be a family man

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:14:01 2020 No.23869477 >>23868718 I really liked her song 'Here I cum again'. Those phantom synth players were really solid, really classic 2E980's tune. Catchy too >Here I cum again on my own >Goin' down the only pole I've ever known! Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:25:38 2020 No.23869583 >>23869457 with who? he never got to adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:26:11 2020 No.23869585 >>23868383 I'd watch sabbath cunny streams

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:27:59 2020 No.23869599 >>23869583 >lizardmen monk keeps ganking me >with who? Do we need to spell it out for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:30:17 2020 No.23869613 >>23869599 >goes home defeated and gives up because he can't get out of the starter zone >lizard ganks him at home

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:31:50 2020 No.23869620 >>23869449 >>23869613 >ganking Is that what young people call it these days?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:33:55 2020 No.23869643 I'm going to kidnap a bunch of large mice and tangle their tails together. I will also do the same to a bunch of alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:36:56 2020 No.23869666 >>23869643 A queen of alps sounds like an insult

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:37:20 2020 No.23869669 File: 536 KB, 4096x2048, EQiCKr4XsAECxLM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that during mating season, monster girl just don't become horny. They become much more that just that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:41:06 2020 No.23869682 File: 483 KB, 640x842, 80373357_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget, their mouths, pussies, and buttholes all have a hint of brown sugar to their taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:41:20 2020 No.23869685 File: 283 KB, 844x1200, g1[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23869669 It really depends on the time of year

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:45:45 2020 No.23869716

>>23866686
Anubis is surprisingly versatile.
>canine features, but acts dignified by default; most people have some affinity for dogs
>great for subs because she's powerful, strict, but devoted
>great for doms because she's highly receptive to surprise sex
>stereotyped as having autistic traits, so it makes her charming and/or relatable to some

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:51:15 2020 No.23869748 >>23869685 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:53:47 2020 No.23869768 >>23869408 >hand held by two hands I thought it was jew hands rubbing

Anonymous Tue May 19 01:54:41 2020 No.23869776
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I'm considering writing a sequel for my maledom'd anubis story, or at least an epilogue. The protagonist would probably still have that grudge against that manticore pirate. Not to mention that I want him to eventually hand down the torch for poetic purposes.
Original here:
https://pastebin.com/zasbyRKZ/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:56:21 2020 No.23869789 Which bapho’s do you think are big squirters?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:56:58 2020 No.23869792 >>23869685 >Get succ GF >She gives you a chart showing you what time of year she want to have more sex

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:00:44 2020 No.23869817 File: 1.37 MB, 1500x2118, 1545537511282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a momster bug to hug and fug

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:05:33 2020 No.23869850 >>23869620 i want multiple lizards to gank me then

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:06:35 2020 No.23869856 >>23869789 kuroferuru obviously

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:08:53 2020 No.23869874 >>23869416 Woah, cool it with the misogynistic remarks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:15:52 2020 No.23869925 Does marrying a Titania make you Oberon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:17:43 2020 No.23869936 File: 53 KB, 563x645, 1563757061555Dormouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23869682 I want a dormouse wife! If all she did was this, I'd be happy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:18:44 2020 No.23869943 >>23866777 Where can I get a muscled Hellhound bouncer to marry?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:24:20 2020 No.23869988 >>23869936 But if she does, how will you work? You've got to be the one to support her sleep-sleep-sleep lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:28:08 2020 No.23870020 File: 716 KB, 1600x1425, 1574040614883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23869943 Just look for nightclubs until you find the bouncer you want. Give her your number and tell her to call you after work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:33:46 2020 No.23870068 >>23869669 I wonder how I can make a monster girl go like the right option. What if I ask to old her hand and give her a love note?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:34:12 2020 No.23870074 >>23870020 Is she blushing? What a lack of confidence!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:34:50 2020 No.23870082 >>23869936 sleep 69ing with a mauz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:36:13 2020 No.23870094 File: 602 KB, 1447x2046, 1552528294981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I stop ancient evil monsters from corrupting the land, I don't mind monster girls just don't want the only fruit being prisoner fruit and tentacles galore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:37:19 2020 No.23870105 File: 771 KB, 2480x3508, 77016660_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23868191 Y̶̪̣͍̟̙̤̖͍̣̝̺̫̓̉͂̌͑̐͐e̷̩̖̋̃̒̽̌̈́͐͆͒̃͛̓̎͋̿̎͌̽̽́͆̿͑͘͘͝͝s̵̡̢̢̟̦͎̬̠͕̝̱̭̼̰̠̮̰̬͎̳͚̮͍̜̠̮̩̺̥̾̆̂̋͗̄͋̋̈́̆͝ͅͅͅͅ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:38:22 2020 No.23870114 >>23869874 What remarks?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:41:33 2020 No.23870141 >>23869426 >I like your hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:42:18 2020 No.23870150 File: 914 KB, 2480x3508, __original_drawn_by_slm__cadacf11c03c9834aa6f24484c24f110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867079 How can you distrust this face?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:44:38 2020 No.23870164 File: 914 KB, 2480x3508, __original_drawn_by_slm__cadacf11c03c9834aa6f24484c24f110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23867079 >>23867020 How can you distrust this face?

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:47:07 2020 No.23870179
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>>23866977
> Preferring a conceited wight who sees you as her inferior, a bit-of-rough plebian servant
> rather than a comfy zombie who sees you as her superior, necromancer master and the brainsssss of the operation
You literally got pleb filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:48:07 2020 No.23870195 What we need is casual day with the demon lord Just fun stories of her doing non-sex stuff around royal makai.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:48:16 2020 No.23870197 File: 352 KB, 1400x2000, 0s0M3rV8qSM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F@ mantis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:48:59 2020 No.23870200 My goals in life: >Feed myself to a sandworm >Make more sandworms with her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:28 2020 No.23870220 >>23870179 Every queen needs a king, unenlightened one.

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:42 2020 No.23870223
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>>23870094
>How do I stop ancient evil monsters from corrupting the land, I don't mind monster girls just don't want the only fruit being prisoner fruit and tentacles galore
I'm afraid the Order's the only way lad, monster realms always progress to more and more debauchery as the mamonobama grows, it's as inevitable as radioactive decay. Decay to insane fruit-powered tentacle incest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:50:43 2020 No.23870224 >>23870195 I like to think that the DL's husband is one of those dorky guys that dotes on his daughters and offers to go fishing with his sons-in law

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:52:37 2020 No.23870244 File: 3.11 MB, 3040x2678, Sandworm_kiz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23870200 And that are your feelings on the Bene Tleilaxu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:54:46 2020 No.23870258 >>23870244 Don't have one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:58:18 2020 No.23870274 File: 360 KB, 1282x772, WhatWouldYouWantFromADuneGame2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23870258 Seems like poor planning if you wanna be a sandworm husbando, you gotta be able to deal with those who pursue your waifu for the spice melange

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 02:59:36 2020 No.23870283 What gyaru monster like nerdy guys the most?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:01:53 2020 No.23870296 >>23870283 Elves. Lich. Demon. The ones that are nerdy themselves, deep down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:04:36 2020 No.23870317 >>23870296 >gyaru elf has to hide from her other gyaru friends that she secretly plays D&D online

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:11:49 2020 No.23870358

>>23870317
>Invited to grayu elf's bedroom
>She's blushing heavily as she stalks to her bed, leading you along by the tie around your neck
>She bends over, flashing you as she pulls her panties down and steps a leg out, letting it bunch up around her scrunchy socks, but she doesn't remove the super short skirt, barely covering only half her ass
>She starts to unbutton her top after, but your eyes wander to the books piled up on her desk, the half finished magic circles and her diary half magic theory, half cocks and cum.
>Spot a figurine half hidden behind a dildo on her bookshelf, an eerily similar elf, regal tall and proud, in beautiful, sexy yet classy robes, holding a staff that doesn't look phalic in the slightest.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:12:42 2020 No.23870363

>>23870195
>>23870224
>Every day in the royal makai starts with breakfast
>Most of your daughters have moved out by now, living lives of their own, but you still have 40 odd younglims who haven’t even had the chance to find a boy yet
>Cooking for such a large number isn’t an easy task by human standards, but to you it’s a breeze. Your daughters help out here and there, eager to obtain the culinary know-how to feed their husbands in the future.
>Once the cooking is done and the food dished out, you go upstairs, where your wife is waiting for you
>She’s long since lost her taste for food, apparently devouring their husband’s mana for a thousand years can do that to a monster. Kind of like how eating sweets before dinnertime can spoil your appetite.
>Truth be told, your own desire for traditional sustenance isn’t great either, but eating together as a family is important, so you make an effort to at least have dinners together with your daughters.
>But first, your wife wants her “breakfast”, and you can already feel your blood start to heat up as you anticipate giving it to her, in more ways than one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:14:50 2020 No.23870376 >>23870020 Hellhound bouncers are for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:32 2020 No.23870403 File: 537 KB, 706x1000, eeb065a1a71e0108fbc3b2103b8085d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Snek will never hold me like that It hurts >No childhood friend snek It hurts a lot

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:17:41 2020 No.23870407

>>23870363
>She’s long since lost her taste for food, apparently devouring their husband’s mana for a thousand years can do that to a monster. Kind of like how eating sweets before dinnertime can spoil your appetite.
I've got my eyes on you, anti-food fag.

Anonymous Tue May 19 03:19:48 2020 No.23870425
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What's the easiest way to seduce the centaur pizza delivery gal? Do I offer her a "big tip" if she comes inside or do tell her she got the order wrong and I ordered the breast lovers special?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:21:43 2020 No.23870439 >>23870407 I mean it’s only logical. If you’re eating triple-Michelin star meals every day, normal food is gonna lose its lustre. Do it for a thousand years and it’d be surprising if you could stomach it at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:38:27 2020 No.23870537 >>23870439 The sin of not appreciating food is yours to bear. You can still appreciate good food for being good food, even if you're used to tasting great food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:38:39 2020 No.23870540 File: 493 KB, 1080x1920, HellhoundSneer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866777 Awesome. He seems to get mind-controlled into accepting marriage the moment they're done, is that normal for hellhounds?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:54:07 2020 No.23870644 File: 68 KB, 1000x1000, Hellhound91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23870020 >Wanting hellhound bouncer >Not wanting the CC nightclub owner

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:55:42 2020 No.23870655 >>23870020 >>23870644 Ballad of Alp Toni?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:56:55 2020 No.23870662 >>23869666 What would they think satan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 03:58:02 2020 No.23870673 >>23870363 What a wonderful life. Truly they are a model couple. Especially love how despite their business they take time to spend with their daughters and on vacations together.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:09:41 2020 No.23870746 >>23868383 Anon, I said twatch. Can you not read or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:10:50 2020 No.23870753 File: 981 KB, 1800x1680, 1582987180419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866689 Especially ones that makes you stop resisting with a glare

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:16:23 2020 No.23870786

>>23870753
Basilisk chan is underrated. Though that's a shit weapon for her. She should have a spear. Can you imagine how fucking terrible it would be to face even a beginner lamia with a spear?

They could coil up and then lunge out with a spear to strike you from ten metres away.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:22:08 2020 No.23870840 >>23870425 >I ordered the breast lovers special >"Oh, so these are for you, then?" >she undoes her chest bindings, letting her tits fill out her shirt

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:38:30 2020 No.23870951 File: 1.66 MB, 3200x4800, 2019.04.27-R3-Bart-Himawari (OC)-HI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you BELONG to monster girls just shut up and accept it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:39:05 2020 No.23870955 >>23870951 Gee, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:43:26 2020 No.23870988 >>23870951 So when is my new Automaton owner picking me up?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:46:40 2020 No.23871007 >>23870951 No sorry I have a human gf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:47:44 2020 No.23871014 File: 892 KB, 4096x4096, 1583741842767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23870951 They should hurry up and come take me already, then. I'm eagerly waiting for them. PLEASE JUST RAPE ME ALREADY.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:48:28 2020 No.23871017 >>23871007 It's okay, that can be fixed.

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:52:33 2020 No.23871045

>>23869620
What did they call it in your day ya everquest playing, ecto cooler chugging, nintendo humping, teenage mutant ninja turtle cock sucking, boomer looking ass junkyard mother fucker. Enlighten us. Cus as far as I know its not just a term originating from league.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:53:38 2020 No.23871048 >>23871045 Camping

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:55:11 2020 No.23871058 >>23869620 Pretty sure it's been around since the early days of wow so it's not that recent Also the first dota is more than 10 years old

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:57:21 2020 No.23871071 >>23866686 There are enough that they could start their own super sentai team. Call them the Pharaoh Rangers.

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:57:28 2020 No.23871073

>>23870224
hopefully he isn't ranting about how new generation heroes do their fights
>"Magitec sword? Are you serious? In my day we used regular enchanted weaponry and liked it! you think I won my wife's heart just by having the latest shiney weapon? shame on you!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:57:36 2020 No.23871075 >>23870951 >Femdom I'll pass, thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:58:30 2020 No.23871087 >>23871071 has there been a egypt themed sentai/power rangers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:59:12 2020 No.23871090 >>23871075 Can I have your share?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:59:51 2020 No.23871091 >>23871090 Gladly, go wild

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:00:10 2020 No.23871093 File: 55 KB, 523x536, 1539553513442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871075 You don't "pass" That's not how this works

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:01:22 2020 No.23871102 >>23871075 Do not pass go Do not collect 200

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:01:57 2020 No.23871106 File: 29 KB, 699x699, 1561897587528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871093 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:03:10 2020 No.23871116 File: 273 KB, 689x298, SlimeRape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871075 > Passing on femdom > In the reverse-rape thread

Anonymous Tue May 19 05:03:48 2020 No.23871123

>>23871048
That's a term with a very different meaning that can actually be employed alongside ganking. Are you trolling or just stupid? Ganking is the act of shanking said player, camping is the act of repeating the gank. Also used in the context of guarding a corpse for the purposes of preventing resurrection. If you're going to pretend to be an old fag at least get your definitions right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:04:10 2020 No.23871126 >>23871116 I don't really like it either

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:04:11 2020 No.23871127 >>23871116 I'm just here for the cute monster girls man, I don't like being pushed around by anyone but especially women

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:05:04 2020 No.23871134 >>23871123 >shanking That's a whole other term right there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:06:55 2020 No.23871148 File: 1.24 MB, 919x2156, WhatsGoinOnInDisThread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871127 Huh. I'm here for the rape fetish, the extra legs is just icing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:09:09 2020 No.23871164 >>23871116 >Umi Osho gets told to chow down a raging mushroom or she'll remain a virgin for life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:11:52 2020 No.23871188 >>23871148 heh same

Anonymous Tue May 19 05:18:33 2020 No.23871239

>>23871134
Shanking - stabbing someone, often with an improvised weapon.
Ganking - Ambushing someone for the purpose of attacking and hopefully shanking them.
Camping - Staying in the general vicinity of a sightline or objective for the purpose of protecting it from attackers. Often touted as a legitimate strategy by people who contribute nothing else to the team besides that one cheeky kill because they put their sentry turret RIGHT FUCKING THERE FOR SOME GOD DAMN REASON.
Also used in the context of guarding a corpse so you can shank them twice just like you wish you could do to your bullies in highschool. Also used in the context of repeatedly ganking the same player in the hopes of shutting down their influence on the match.

These terms are often associated with rogues and clowns, as well as people with assault rifles.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:20:27 2020 No.23871256 >>23871239 Are you frustrated?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:21:46 2020 No.23871263 Is this going to be the next philosophy battle between two anons?

Anonymous Tue May 19 05:24:59 2020 No.23871290
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>>23871164
Don't think I've ever read the Umi Osho profile in detail before.
She seems like the ideal girl to get in a Demon Lord / Chief God debate with that ends in red-haze hatefuck raping her that ends in a comfy life under the sea in a shell house taking care of your many turtle daughterus plus intense maledom once the bedroom door's closed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:35:27 2020 No.23871356 >>23870951 NEVER!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:47:15 2020 No.23871437 File: 1.20 MB, 1000x1172, 15qb0fjl7cz41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this expression trying to convey?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:54:26 2020 No.23871487 Which girl suits best that kind of noir femme fatale bob cut with the hair being almost shoulder length at the very front?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:58:44 2020 No.23871522 >>23871487 https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:05:14 2020 No.23871570 >>23871522 According to this it's a Kraken. Insert noir voice joke about legs here I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:06:42 2020 No.23871583 >>23871487 Dark Elf!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:07:43 2020 No.23871589 >>23871437 Wind resistance >>23871570 >Purple-haired girl slithered into my office and shoved a lot of tentacle. I never had good luck with purple-haired girls...

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:10:59 2020 No.23871615

>>23871522
I know you're just being a smartass but the monster it gave me was Trumpart, and that actually fits incredibly well given the whole noir scene, gambling and gangsters and what not.

I think probably a heart or diamond best fits the femme fatale. I'm adverse to heart because it's a really generic design, but is she has a tattoo that really makes it obvious it's a number/ace of hearts that's another story.

In fact this is a pretty amazing match.
>Smoking alone in your office, in your giant swivel chair observing the seedy city through your blinds when your door opens and a hot number (hue) walks in, a sheer black dress that clings to her curves perfectly, feathered fishnet veil, elbow gloves
>You watch stunned as she circles around your desk, trailing her finger over the edge before pushing you back and sitting in your lap, stealing your fedora and telling you she needs a real hard dick to take a deep dive into a problem of hers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:20:09 2020 No.23871673 >>23871589 >>23871615 Do we have any film noir detective stories anyway?

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:23:11 2020 No.23871688

>>23871673
I have a vague recollection about writing something. Nothing saved though so it might have just been some greentexts a few years ago. I'm sure some one would have though. But then again it's not like any one's written spaghetti western MG stories yet so maybe they haven't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:23:50 2020 No.23871690 >>23869776 I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:27:33 2020 No.23871706 >>23871522 >Kitsune-bi I have no idea how too feel about this, but I do love me some Kitsune-bi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:29:21 2020 No.23871715 File: 1.34 MB, 1167x1500, d195615fd2437f11c201ded7a67bb858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871437 What is this expression trying to convey?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:31:09 2020 No.23871722 File: 39 KB, 278x177, 1546440351784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871715 She found a new love slave

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:31:09 2020 No.23871723 >>23871715 Extreme love. Also the reason why you should never offer them fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:31:14 2020 No.23871724 File: 249 KB, 1280x1817, apron_doodle_by_yamanata_ddvcl8e-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon food makes for strong men Strong men= strong sex

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:32:16 2020 No.23871727 >>23871688 >it's not like any one's written spaghetti western MG stories yet I know of one being written but I'm pretty sure the author is from /tg/, not here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:32:24 2020 No.23871728 File: 1.09 MB, 1079x1920, VNJNCoTK_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871437 Those hands... there's something familiar about this...

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:32:43 2020 No.23871732

>>23871673
I remember a couple of detective stories, but can't say they were noir.

One was a human private eye investigating a string of mysterious resurrections.

Another was a cyberpunk story with a Ryu Detective tracking down a missing human Miko and investigating a tech company's miracle breakthrough using Ushi-Oni blood.

I can't remember the names, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:33:34 2020 No.23871735 >>23871732 I think ELH did the ryu one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:34:15 2020 No.23871737 >>23871715 She sees your liver.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:35:24 2020 No.23871742 >>23871737 She can eat my liver anyday.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:36:12 2020 No.23871749 >>23871723 Never take it away from them either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y1rA8LIW8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:36:24 2020 No.23871752 >cc echidna who is desperate for baby making has spent decades waiting for a hero to clear her stupid hard dungeon finally snaps

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:36:29 2020 No.23871753 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, 1487910436154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23871732 I like the idea of cyberpunk monstergirls. Would that be more of a shadowrun kind of thing?

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:39:13 2020 No.23871768

>>23871673
It's pretty hard to have a film noir story with a happy ending and a romance that actually works out, but Roger Rabbit managed so I guess it's possible. It'd probably work best starring a single monster as the protagonist though, since that reduces the effect of mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:39:32 2020 No.23871770 >>23871742 Prometheus, just because you're used to having your liver eaten everyday doesn't make such a sentence a good pickup line.

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:42:38 2020 No.23871786
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>>23871752
>cc monster decides that waiting for a hero is boring and decides to scout out one for herself by disguising as a new adventurer and signing up with the guild

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:44:22 2020 No.23871799

>>23871752
>Be low level hero
>Just getting started
>Have only fought slimes and like two harpies
>Hear that there's a echidna dungeon nearby
>Decide to check it out
>You go into the first room
>you fight a ghoul
>Barely win
>Decide that you're not strong enough for this
>Leave
>Hear something moving towards you at a rapid pace
>"OH NO, YOU'RE NOT LEAVE MY DUNGEON UNTIL YOU CLEAR IT" You can hear someone or something screaming from the depths of the dungeon
>Run.exe
>Make it outside
>A echidna comes out of the dungeon at full speed, heading strait towards you
>Anon was then dragged to the bottom of the dungeon and fucked until she ended up pregnant with twins

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:45:18 2020 No.23871811 >>23871786 guilds are for squares,make your own guild of monster girls disguised as humans with some potions or spells to lure more husband's!

Anonymous Tue May 19 06:46:40 2020 No.23871821

>>23871786
>no one is actually fooled by this but they're too scared to call her out on it
>except the fresh faced young fighter who thinks she is as young and weak as she says she is. Even thoygh she towers over him
>he dreams of becoming a knight and protecting his "lady"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:47:06 2020 No.23871824 >>23871811 Oi! 'ave you got a loisence for that guild then?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:49:03 2020 No.23871837 What do echidnas do on their free time before marrying anyways? set dungeon traps,recruit monsters,study magic to craft cursed loot?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:49:47 2020 No.23871843 >>23871837 They're women so they spend their time with interior decoration

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:50:15 2020 No.23871848 >>23871824 it's okay the tanuki merchants guild can send a representative to join as well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:50:19 2020 No.23871849 >>23871837 That and babysitting their sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:52:57 2020 No.23871859 >>23871849 Now I imagine echidna dungeons are expansive labyrinths where they all live together as family and just make new rooms when the population grows,like an underground city

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:53:41 2020 No.23871865 >>23871849 That's a great idea actually; I always thought echidnas were kinda tragic because their whole shtick is baby-making but they can't do it until their dungeons have pleb-filtered 10,000 n00bs. Being motherly big sis is a great option for them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:54:03 2020 No.23871866 >>23871837 Playing Dungeon Keeper.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 06:58:31 2020 No.23871883 >>23870403 >They nerfed best girl's tits to bring it more in line with z-ton My jimmies are rustled.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:24:29 2020 No.23872109 >>23871799 >dooming your offsprings to worse stat growths just because she was thirsty for dick Bad mom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:27:45 2020 No.23872141 >>23872109 Low stat growth better than no life.

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:36:37 2020 No.23872239

>>23872109
>"Mother, I have quarrel with thee! Your minding and doting, while appreciated as a son, is dooming my growth as a warrior! In fact, at the rate I am currently progressing, by the time I reach level cap my cooking stat shall be a measly 98, with one entire point lost from the maximum. How am I to surv-"
>Echidna interrupts him with a kiss on the forehead
>"Well sweetie, I guess your dear old mommy will have to do all your cooking for you~"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:52:31 2020 No.23872376 File: 357 KB, 972x748, cer_idle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not get the three in one demon girl deal?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:54:16 2020 No.23872390 >>23872376 It's perfect for double ear licks and a blowjob

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:55:25 2020 No.23872405 >>23872376 That game was fantastic. Some top tier girls right there. Kinda hope they're doing a follow up or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:04:11 2020 No.23872467 >>23872239 That's kinda cute. I like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:12:02 2020 No.23872537 >>23872239 >Son,male anon that's forbidden around here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:12:22 2020 No.23872540 >>23866881 eels up inside ya, findin an entrance where they can

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:14:19 2020 No.23872562 >>23872537 It is mentioned some Echidnas have given birth to human sons but its extremely rare. Or he's adopted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:16:47 2020 No.23872580 >>23872562 I think it's assumed that all "sons" to monsters are adopted unless it's explicitly mentioned otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:25:13 2020 No.23872662 >>23871437 She wants a bagel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:27:31 2020 No.23872675 >>23872537 >>23872580 incubi sons are inevitable you might as well just headcanon them in already.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:33:06 2020 No.23872723 >>23872580 perfect excuse to fuck your momster or wonder why you only have sisters and zero brothers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:37:38 2020 No.23872759 >>23869371 What makes succubi so sweaty?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:50:01 2020 No.23872891 >>23872759 If you hung around 11/10 supermodels whose scent was like vaporous crack you'd be sweaty too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:52:25 2020 No.23872920 Echidnas are very spiny. Watch out when hugging.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:56:22 2020 No.23872964 >>23872537 >anon that's forbidden around here Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:58:54 2020 No.23872986 >>23872964 He's retarded and either is thinking of monsterboys or think incubi are monsterboys, don't mind him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:32:09 2020 No.23873328 File: 885 KB, 1118x1580, 81652228_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:33:51 2020 No.23873343 >>23873328 The Slime conquest has begun!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:38:00 2020 No.23873405 >>23872920 i'd also be weary of those hedgehogs. They're like raijus but with spikes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:39:32 2020 No.23873430 >>23873405 I wanna see a kitsune fly like Tails

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:46:41 2020 No.23873513 Imagine being captured by multiple lamia sisters and turning into their husband. The horror. https://i.imgur.com/SK7u5sE.png

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:53:37 2020 No.23873591 >>23873328 So is that what happens when the level 1 adventurer recruits the first area slime instead of beating her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:56:33 2020 No.23873609 >>23869416 He's based & cuckpilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:58:06 2020 No.23873630 Are Elves the bicorns of the trees?

Anonymous Tue May 19 09:59:50 2020 No.23873646

what do you think about a men's thong that shows a heart gauge that displays how much semen you have in you?
would your wife(s and daughteru(s)) find them extremely hot?
imagine your semen gauge going lower as her womb tattoo is being filled higher during sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:00:58 2020 No.23873658 >>23873630 >Are elves cucks? No, have fun being hunted by yan elf who'll throw you in her dungeon until she feels you're mind broken enough to be let out. >>23873646 That sounds very fucking gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:01:38 2020 No.23873668 >>23873630 I haven't heard of Elves schlicking to their husbands banging Dryads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:04:13 2020 No.23873701 >>23872405 What game?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:05:18 2020 No.23873719 File: 2.47 MB, 3321x2484, 76065732_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:08:09 2020 No.23873756 Think about a unicorn that likes to roleplay as a bicorn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:08:56 2020 No.23873771 >>23873658 a yan elf isnt scary all I gotta do is rub her ears

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:11:27 2020 No.23873805 >>23873701 Helltaker https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/ It's pretty short but it's also free so I'd say give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:14:57 2020 No.23873844 >>23873771 Yeah but oh boy when you stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:16:04 2020 No.23873857 >>23869416 Purity and monster girls don't really seem to go hand in hand though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:18:07 2020 No.23873877 File: 838 KB, 3500x3000, 30a2980138cda1aac9a83805dc7cc10b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:19:30 2020 No.23873887 >>23873857 A husband's semen is infinitely better, and MG's can fall in love with any man. It's actually fairly illogical to expect them to sleep around prior to finding "the one". Since that's every man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:25:14 2020 No.23873939 >>23873844 but she will be a mess after im done that will give me time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:28:15 2020 No.23873972 >>23869416 all MGE prostitutes are either cam girl types, or only do it to get together with their first client, or sometimes both

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:29:17 2020 No.23873985
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>>23869416
I'm not birdwhorefag, but a few thoughts:
> So good at sex she literally gets paid for it
> 10 men fall in love with her every night but she picks YOU
> It's a power trip that you control her so completely you can tell her to become a cum toilet to make you dolla and she'll do it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:30:13 2020 No.23873992 >>23873756 so would that cause her one horn to have two tips?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:32:09 2020 No.23874018 >>23873985 >actual cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:32:59 2020 No.23874026 >>23869748 Yuuutsu-kun to Succubus-san it also features dumb angels

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:35:11 2020 No.23874053
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>>23874018
I agree that being a literal cuck is a substantial downside, so on balance I don't want to whore mai own waifu out (even though she's easy wash-clean), but I am not blind to the advantages.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:40:47 2020 No.23874109 File: 451 KB, 1264x900, shimakaze crackstyle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23870197 sit down and pray for that ass like it's Grand Prix Richmond

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:42:02 2020 No.23874121

>>23874053
Your first point isn't really a point cuck-san. All MGs are amazing in bed. A whore isn't any more or less practised. Whoring isn't valuable because of skill, it's valuable because of availability. It's like a public toilet, people use them because they're there, not because they're good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:44:05 2020 No.23874137 >>23870274 spice melange is Sandworm poop. why should I and my Sandworm waifu care about literal shit eaters?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:44:26 2020 No.23874141 >>23873877 what species in mythology/jrpgs have four arms that KC can make?

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:47:15 2020 No.23874166
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>>23874121
Well you'd better tell that to anyone who likes hair maijins
> "Many of them slip into human settlements and live there. Aside from appearing before men they like, they also sometimes blend in among human prostitutes."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:53:01 2020 No.23874232 >>23874141 The Asura and the Daeva

Anonymous Tue May 19 10:54:16 2020 No.23874240

>>23874166
Kej is based, but none of the "whore teehee" MG's actually make it past their first john. It's a ruse. It's no different to picking up anywhere else, there's just more expectation they're going to get laid.

You know who I really feel for? The guy who goes to a prostitute thinking he's actually picking up a wife, but it's just an actual human whore and he fucks her and nothing happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:55:14 2020 No.23874251 >>23874137 The spice extends life The spice expands consciousness

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:57:24 2020 No.23874270 >>23869416 This is amusingly out of nowhere. What's the matter anon, did he make you think something you didn't want to?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:57:46 2020 No.23874277 File: 218 KB, 857x511, dragonslayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon knight adventures should get a movie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:59:20 2020 No.23874295 Help! Overbust corset titties or kinda deep V lots of cleavage titties, which do you want your face pressed into?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:00:11 2020 No.23874306 File: 2.52 MB, 2480x3507, 1392299436567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paul McCartney died in 1966 Jack the Ripper was Doctor William Gull Jet fuel can't melt steel beams There are no trees on the earth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:00:23 2020 No.23874310 >>23874270 >Out of nowhere He was posting about it towards the end of last thread, and I was thinking about it as I was searching for the new one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:01:14 2020 No.23874318 >>23874277 What's your story, friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:02:18 2020 No.23874324 File: 335 KB, 700x859, 1436326170682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23874306 Lay off the catnip!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:03:08 2020 No.23874330 >>23874277 I want to know how these two met

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:09:46 2020 No.23874394 >>23874166 According to kc its possible but rare. Will on the other fag is pure purity qnd just says no first guy marries.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:11:05 2020 No.23874408 File: 294 KB, 1057x1500, 0_Succubus_Cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23874394 >According to kc its possible but rare WHAT'S possible but rare?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:14:45 2020 No.23874452 >>23874408 Monsters having multiple partners. Even if they are "whores". She wont however have sex with anyone else besides her mate after marriage.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:18:12 2020 No.23874486 >>23873805 Looks cute, thanks

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:18:47 2020 No.23874493
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>>23874452
Well, y'know, whats a "partner" in this context? If a hunting succubus slips into a sleepy village and steals the semen of 5 guys a night every night for a week until the inquisition find her and exorcise her back to the Demon Realm, is that "multiple partners"?
'Cos I kinda assume that sort of scenario would happen a lot in MGE land.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:23:13 2020 No.23874535

>>23874408
He also says that monsters only sleep with more than one men to look for a husband. Monsters don't just feed on random men and dump them.
>That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:24:03 2020 No.23874544 >>23874493 The fuck are you talking about

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:26:38 2020 No.23874563
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>>23874535
>Monsters don't just feed on random men and dump them.
Wait what the fuck.
Gender-flipped pump-n-dump is literally the main reason why I like this setting, and you're telling me that KC just straight-up ripped it out of there?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:28:15 2020 No.23874582 >>23874563 >Gender-flipped pump-n-dump is literally the main reason why I like this setting Gross dude

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:28:50 2020 No.23874590 >>23874563 That has litterally never been apart of the settkng beyond retarded early translations.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:28:57 2020 No.23874594 >>23874563 So you haven't actually read any of the material?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:29:35 2020 No.23874600 >>23874590 >retarded early translations How bad were they?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:30:37 2020 No.23874611 I'm convinced MG prostitution is just a matchmaking service in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:31:27 2020 No.23874620 >>23874600 The black harpy being a ntr whore comes from them. This despite official translation makes no mention of any of that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:32:29 2020 No.23874627 >>23874611 90% of the time yes. It's the go-to for MGs and men who don't want the bullshit of dating and are extremely horny that they'd sell themselves or pay for sex

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:32:37 2020 No.23874628

>>23874535
>the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men
I thought monster sex was SUPPOSED to leave you drained and exhausted because you've just been given the physical and metaphysical work-out of your life? Since when do monsters return it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:33:43 2020 No.23874640 >>23874611 pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:35:13 2020 No.23874651 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, jubjub01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Getting neetbux from government because being married to (a) jubjub(s) prevent you from working

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:36:59 2020 No.23874663 >>23874628 They lose mana because the act of sex burns more than they get. Monsters normally feed on the power of love perpetual energy created when a couple actually loves each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:37:52 2020 No.23874681 >>23874663 Monsters are such perfect cuties.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:41:39 2020 No.23874725 >>23874620 I vaguely remember an early shitty translation said Lizardmen are white knights, do you remember the details?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:41:41 2020 No.23874726 >>23874651 >Elphelt Valentine Jubjub >Stole guns from cupids just so she could find and fuck her one and only easier oh no the horror

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:42:19 2020 No.23874739 rub rub the jub jub

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:42:30 2020 No.23874744 >>23874663 Are there any monsters that are fine with starting things as friends before getting more intimate? While the prospect of a cute girl wanting to jump your bones at first sight would be great to some, I'd prefer to take things slowly.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:42:34 2020 No.23874745

>>23874628
Its only for incubi / men-on-the-path-to-becoming-incubi that this'll work for. The monster replenishes the man with mamonobama, not human mana, so it'll keep him going in a perpetual motion machine if his body's far enough along in corruption to actually use that mamonobama.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:43:37 2020 No.23874760 File: 232 KB, 428x621, AliceRabbit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23874744

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:45:53 2020 No.23874784 >>23874744 Most. Succubi are romantics who probably read cliche romance novels thinking about slow vanilla relationships. A few other species as well. They can survive on mamanomana suppliments or regular food.

Anonymous Tue May 19 11:47:52 2020 No.23874808

>>23874640
>anon is tagged and forced into prostitution due to debts
>his first night he is bought a centaur with a horned helmet
>the second night it's a unicorn
>third night it's a white horn with an extra horn in the middle
>fourth night the unicorn is back but this time as a bicorn, oddly the second horn is lopsided and looks tied on
>weirder still they all wear the same gold ring on their left ring finger, like you were tagged with

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:55:20 2020 No.23874871 >>23874808 >cute virgin unicorn going to mge speed dating/prostitution. What a nerd! I shall make her my wife.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:00:37 2020 No.23874923

>>23874784
>single succubus getting really into a cheesy romance novel
>getting to the climax where the princess is about to admit her forbidden love to the pauper in front of the whole royal court
>absentmindedly takes a sip of her mana supplement drink
>the taste totally breaks her immersion and ruins the moment, causing her to lightly sulk the whole rest of the day
Monsters need comforting too, sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:10:27 2020 No.23875002 >>23874923 She seems like the kind of girl to complain that her porn doesnt have an interesting enough plot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:12:59 2020 No.23875021 >>23874310 He was posting about it because I asked him about his wife as a fellow birdfriend. Just because your waif has had sex does not make her a bad wife. Try telling a succ to not have sex, it goes against her very nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:15:19 2020 No.23875041 >>23874563 The MGE has been wish fulfillment and little else ever since he started releasing setting info.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:17:05 2020 No.23875062 >>23874563 It's still possible, just not common

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:19:55 2020 No.23875091
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Is maledom really that unpopular? I understand this setting tends to lean towards femdom, but is maledom just considered too heretical for writers and artists to try to compound a power fantasy?
There seem to be plenty of writers and artists that are neither into femdom nor maledom, and simply just create works of sexy and/or loving monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:20:18 2020 No.23875095 >>23874923 >ywn cuddlefug cute succ as she reads romance novels.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:21:28 2020 No.23875102 >>23875091 not at all. Shibari is top tier and i want to tie up my wives are dominate them thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:22:19 2020 No.23875111 >>23870951 Send me the rough femdom monster of my dreams and then we'll talk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:23:02 2020 No.23875118 >>23875091 It's because maledom attracts autism. Femdom does it too but it shows easier with the former.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:25:01 2020 No.23875138 >>23875118 Even a single hellhoundfag contains more autism than every maledom poster in these threads total.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:25:12 2020 No.23875141 >>23875091 It is popular. There are multiple MGE breeds devoted to it. It's just not spammed and memed like Hellhounds and femdom is.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:30:46 2020 No.23875191

>>23874563
Depends on how compatible they are with the victim.
Monsters marry whoever they rape if there's a possibility he'll love her, with the more powerful monsters going as far as training him until he's their ideal husband. If not, he's left there.
They're also obsessed with romance and will try to avoid breaking up someone already in love with another, but they will gladly corrupt the two and shove their way in as the girl's new "sister" if it's a human couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:31:14 2020 No.23875196 >>23874739 if I do that, she'll think I like her or something!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:34:24 2020 No.23875229 >>23875091 I love it and hope to get more maledom commissions in future

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:34:52 2020 No.23875233 >>23875138 "I want to X" isn't autism, just dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:39:09 2020 No.23875287 >>23875118 >it shows easier with the former. I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:39:28 2020 No.23875291 >>23875196 but rub rub feels good on the jub jub

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:44:09 2020 No.23875356 >>23875138 I think it's just two guys that are autists: the abs-licker and the HOUNDED-poster. There's probably at least one more hellhoundfag that's into protection. Hellhound is very popular, but I think most canid-based monsters are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:45:11 2020 No.23875376 File: 117 KB, 600x706, Toasty Abs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23875356 I also like to lick abs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:48:14 2020 No.23875404 >>23874493 >'Cos I kinda assume that sort of scenario would happen a lot in MGE land. Thats because you don't know shit about the setting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:49:17 2020 No.23875415 File: 776 KB, 1408x957, 1589906957913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This soothes the pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:50:48 2020 No.23875441 File: 911 KB, 2048x2772, MAID style.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which of these maid outfit would look the worst on your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:51:16 2020 No.23875448 >>23875415 Yes. Because they love all men.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:51:22 2020 No.23875451

>>23875021
>implying she hasn't taken the same cock multiple times a day, every day of the year ever since she'd been able to take cock
It's not unreasonable at all. It's ultra super reasonable when you consider there are MG communities so cock thirsty they have to conscript themselves into war just for a chance of finding a human boy.

Face it, I know you hate it, but purity is the name of the game. No used goods sluts here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:51:33 2020 No.23875457 >>23871752 >>23871799 >>23872109 >Starter zones are started by CC Echidnas getting desperate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:51:37 2020 No.23875460 >>23875138 That was fast

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:54:07 2020 No.23875488 File: 175 KB, 646x799, Leanan_sidhe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677 >Today is the last day we can access classic deviantART What would monstergirl deviantART be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:54:09 2020 No.23875489 >>23875457 clearly that makes the starter zone the new high end zone and their abandoned old high tier zone becomes the new starter zone that's how the ecosystem works

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:54:18 2020 No.23875491 >>23875441 Despite my strong distaste for the french wight meme, 4. Though 5 and 9 are equally great, a big bunched up skirt is a great look on a bent over wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:54:57 2020 No.23875497 >>23875488 Wait, what's happening?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:55:13 2020 No.23875499 >>23875488 edgy OCs they all the cute boys love must love because their art is teh bestz

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:56:38 2020 No.23875517 How fucked am I if I confuse an Echidna for a regular weak snake girl

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:05 2020 No.23875523 >>23875356 Havent you considered there can be multiple people into abs licking and protection (which is one of Hellhound's in profile direct appeals) rather than just 2 people?

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:37 2020 No.23875531
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>>23874725
>I vaguely remember an early shitty translation said Lizardmen are white knights
That wasn't the translation, that was retards pulling stuff out of their ass. Lizardmen have always been written as wanting someone stronger than them, which is the exact opposite of a white knight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:57:45 2020 No.23875533 >>23875441 12 because camo is garbage, and 9 because no self-respecting maid would be caught dead in a dirty and torn ouniform.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:58:14 2020 No.23875538 >>23875517 Depends if she plays along or not.

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:58:28 2020 No.23875541

>>23875229
Don't be too optimistic, but I am attempting something a sequel, see here >>23869776. Hopefully I won't run into any roadblocks. I think I kind of have an idea about the beginning, middle, and end. My week isn't wide open this time, so who knows if it'll make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:58:48 2020 No.23875545 >>23875533 >no self-respecting maid would be caught dead in a dirty and torn ouniform. >Zombie maid that can't do much but her uniform is always the best condition possible

Anonymous Tue May 19 12:58:55 2020 No.23875547

>>23875488
>this is my original character, Faye Fairy (please don't steal her!)
>she's really good at art, and she's also really popular at her school, and her childhood friend is really in love with her
>she never ever feels lonely or like a failure or like she'll never measure up to her role models
>and also she's part lilim!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:59:18 2020 No.23875550 >>23875497 DeviantArt's switching to a shitty layout.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:59:23 2020 No.23875552 >>23875489 >that's how the ecosystem works A MG documentary voiced by David Attenborough would be great

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:59:27 2020 No.23875556 File: 472 KB, 900x1510, maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23875441 I only just now realized that this picture has been based on that number 6 outfit all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:59:52 2020 No.23875562 >>23875538 Imagine if she does play along and her friends catch her in the act

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:00:24 2020 No.23875573 >>23875533 Do not bully zombie maid, she tries her best

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:01:56 2020 No.23875587 >>23875547 Imagine if she was your childhood friend and you found her art page so you surprised her by dressing up as her OC's love interest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:02:13 2020 No.23875591 >>23875562 >anon thinks a bunch of powerful monsters are trying to pick on a weak one >he stand up to them not knowing the Echidna is actually tougher than all of them combined He's gonna get it one way or the other

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:02:51 2020 No.23875594
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>>23875550
They've had the shitty layout for some time, but they allowed you to switch back to the old-school layout if you pleased. Starting tomorrow, that option will be gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:03:32 2020 No.23875604 >>23874563 Don't listen to the foreveralone losers, 90% of MGs are turbo sluts unfit for relationships but they do fuck like crazy and don't charge.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:04:07 2020 No.23875607 >>23875523 Abs-licking seems kind of niche. >>23875550 You mean for everyone, including those who applied for the legacy layout?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:04:58 2020 No.23875614 File: 764 KB, 682x1023, T3dhupb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23875517 Are there vanilla lamias that have blue skin?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:05:04 2020 No.23875617 >>23875607 >>23875594 Yes, that's the gist of it. At least they haven't fucked up the search functionality, so you can still use the old links in the fanart hub.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:06:13 2020 No.23875628 >>23875594 I never had an account. If I wanted to see "NSFW" pictures I would just use inspect element and manipulate values to get the non-thumbnail version.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:06:29 2020 No.23875630 >>23875594 I need to make Leanan Sidhe proud. By studying the masters of mid-to-late-80's-black-and-white-self-published comic books, I will master True Art myself and satisfy her fully!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:06:52 2020 No.23875639 >>23875614 Maybe he's colorblind?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:09:12 2020 No.23875661 >>23875488 Shame because the new design is garbage >>23875497 They're forcing their "improved" UI on everyone. It's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:09:37 2020 No.23875663 You meet a succubus CC who thinks she is boring because her race does not cater to a niche fetish. How do you prove to her that she is wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:12:11 2020 No.23875684 >>23875663 If KDF can turn a Kobold into a big kink icon, then this succ can find someone who loves her for who she is too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:14:55 2020 No.23875712 >>23875138 Hellhoundfag here. I can confirm that I am super autistic

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:16:48 2020 No.23875732

>>23875663
>horns (handlebars for oral)
>spade tail (teasing and foreplay, tail-pulling)
>bondage (sealing a demonic entity)
>wings (can be used for embracing)
>wake-up sex and cowgirl (traditionally, they stole semen at night)
One could argue that almost all the above can be attributed to demons, but demons are more lawful and housewifey. Succs can be all over the place, ranging from gregarious party animals to repressed clerics.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:27:17 2020 No.23875825 >>23875614 She might just be very cold

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:28:59 2020 No.23875841 File: 677 KB, 2166x2822, mge_apep_s_tale_by_cerberus123_ddxird1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:30:53 2020 No.23875861 >>23875451 You must be really frustrated to go this far for a bait. Have you considered buying a prostitute and turning in your v-card?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:33:00 2020 No.23875877 all yeti deserve hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:35:19 2020 No.23875896 >>23875415 in the eyes of monstergirls, we all are chads (or chads-to-be).

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:40:35 2020 No.23875940
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What happens to the terrible servants of the dark elves? Surely I could perform so poorly that’d eventually I’d get assigned to some do nothing job, or perhaps fired? Worst case scenario I get sold to another dark elf and just repeat the process

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:42:28 2020 No.23875955 >>23875940 Shitty slaves get sold off to become a RatGirl Clan's breeding stud.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:46:24 2020 No.23875986 >>23875441 zombie would look bad on anyone who's not a zombie or a wight cosplaying as a zombie

Anonymous Tue May 19 13:46:31 2020 No.23875987

How about another piece of advice from "How to Avoid Monsters" by I.M. Nottademon

>Trolls are weak to sunlight, turning to stone the instant they are exposed to it. When confronted with one simply try and get it into sunlight, then you will have nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:50:26 2020 No.23876026 >>23875987 >Jinkos only strike when you are looking at them, pretend that they’re not even there and they’ll leave you alone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:51:21 2020 No.23876033 >>23875955 that sounds like a good thing thing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:51:33 2020 No.23876036 File: 442 KB, 895x637, 1438645773001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23875531 So just a forced meme? I thought there was more to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:51:56 2020 No.23876039 >>23875441 Honestly not sure

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:53:37 2020 No.23876057 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x2118, 80480993_p0-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huff the fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:55:19 2020 No.23876075 File: 363 KB, 824x1000, snistra-belladonna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to cum in your maids sto keep them happy!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:57:40 2020 No.23876104 >>23876075 but if i fuck my maid then she can't clean

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:59:24 2020 No.23876118 >>23876057 Gladly

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:01:52 2020 No.23876142 >>23876075 >cum in your maids sto Sto mogę dopiero jak zostanę inkubusem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:04:30 2020 No.23876161 >>23875861 I know you're just trying to cope, here have a (you), I hope it becomes easier for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:05:35 2020 No.23876173 File: 301 KB, 759x538, mermay_2020_by_sleinad_flar__8_of_31__by_sleinadflar_ddwhasc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677 Shocking!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:05:36 2020 No.23876175 >>23876104 Maids clean even better after receiveing a healthy dose of masters cum directly to the womb! Plus they can even clean as you fill them up! >>23876142 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:14:49 2020 No.23876247 File: 71 KB, 480x800, BUSTY WOLF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:23:47 2020 No.23876330 File: 1001 KB, 1600x1282, terriwerewolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876247 BASUTAA WORUFU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:32:57 2020 No.23876421 File: 496 KB, 904x1400, dark apprentice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider a young Dark Mage gf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:35:45 2020 No.23876449 >>23876421 Pretty impressive thighs for an apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:39:44 2020 No.23876493 >>23874141 Literally Hinduism like >>23874232 points out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:52:26 2020 No.23876613 File: 145 KB, 800x1120, a2e20d77771158b7928f9d3267ccf65eaa5ad718_s2_n1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Going through a drive-thru on your centaur waifu's back

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:54:53 2020 No.23876635 >>23876421 can she summon a familiar with three arms instead of two?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 14:56:00 2020 No.23876645 >>23873756 My heart

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:01:02 2020 No.23876684 >>23876421 Why do mages hate wearing underwear so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:01:36 2020 No.23876690 >>23875987 >Mindflayers aren't real and they can't rape you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:02:35 2020 No.23876697 >>23876684 Style and ease of access.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:02:56 2020 No.23876707 File: 531 KB, 1200x1200, 1570159581596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876684 They refuel through sex, so why block access?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:04:42 2020 No.23876725 >>23876707 I wanna train that demon to be a good wife. A lot of hands-on training, give her lots of experience for when she's ready to take a husband!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:08:23 2020 No.23876766 File: 220 KB, 593x982, be3122977cd2a4f08e13e6f6b8c43a2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876421 >young Eh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:09:04 2020 No.23876775 File: 24 KB, 427x314, 71959430_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this spot is very important to me and i would spend a large amount of time licking it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:09:11 2020 No.23876777 >>23876766 She's young in dragon years.

Anonymous Tue May 19 15:09:33 2020 No.23876785
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>>23876707
>Be male sorcerer
>Think I’ll have grand adventure of magic and mayhem
>Even spent all my young life training to have a deep and thick mana pool
>Instead get targeted by every spellcaster monster who want to drain me for my mana
>Even non-magical monsters try to have a go at me since they can smell my mana 5 miles away and my virginity even makes the stench stronger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:10:09 2020 No.23876794 >>23874808 Top notch stuff anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:13:14 2020 No.23876826 >>23876775 The c*nny?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:13:36 2020 No.23876832 File: 170 KB, 1200x1600, EYInTJ4UcAItX3w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876777 A young dragons a good dragon. They just get so rotten over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:16:14 2020 No.23876866 >>23876826 the underside of a meaty tail near the base

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:18:00 2020 No.23876892 I love you, thread. In a platonic way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:19:07 2020 No.23876897 >>23876766 Noice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:19:25 2020 No.23876898 File: 674 KB, 752x1064, 72993338_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876785 Just get yourself a good magewife to keep you to herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:24:44 2020 No.23876930 File: 167 KB, 900x688, 81497037_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:31:39 2020 No.23877006 >>23874141 Hecatoncheires

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:34:56 2020 No.23877047 >>23877006 hecatoncheshire cat one-hundred armed cheshire!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:47:48 2020 No.23877206 >>23876684 There could be underwear hidden there, just something very sexual that looks even lewder on such a small girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:00:36 2020 No.23877331 >>23877206 True, lolis in microbikinis are based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:01:40 2020 No.23877337 File: 144 KB, 800x1128, Unicorn kiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enchanted Boreal Forest > Enchanted Glade Chilly Unicorn sub species > Unicorn Heretical Deer + Unicorn hybrid > Everything else

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:03:58 2020 No.23877350 File: 18 KB, 300x300, Slime_Diary_Cesnor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:05:06 2020 No.23877363 >>23877337 Either way, a slow and steady diet of unicorn saliva would be divine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:17:48 2020 No.23877447 File: 136 KB, 667x1000, Shoggoth Butler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677 A challenger appears!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:28:19 2020 No.23877532 >>23877447 Silly Shoggy. She looks great though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:41:36 2020 No.23877617 >>23876898 I wish I was smart enough to get a monster magewife.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:44:25 2020 No.23877637 File: 484 KB, 1200x1563, not runya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23877617 You don't have to start out an expert. Just keep an eye out for "familiar wanted" positions on the town job board.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:50:00 2020 No.23877688 >https://i.imgur.com/xMsD8DA.jpg have sex with fairies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:52:16 2020 No.23877705 File: 86 KB, 875x1400, EDpa_lOWkAElYTM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23877688 Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:52:21 2020 No.23877706 >>23877637 she's so cute and fluffy i wanna give her mana

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:53:33 2020 No.23877722 >>23877637 I feel like the only position I can fulfill is as the generic dumb assistant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:27 2020 No.23877760 File: 1.00 MB, 992x1403, 1536264628621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love liches!

Anonymous Tue May 19 16:58:41 2020 No.23877766
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>>23877706
How can mofulets ever compete?
Y'know, I kinda feel bad for Dark Mages and Witches. Since they more or less self-monsterized, their natural form is now set in stone and they will never get to have any of the fun monster parts that other species get.
Witches can do Familiar-fusions at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:00:25 2020 No.23877783 >>23877447 Classy shog

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:02:02 2020 No.23877801 >>23877705 Huge TItanee tits!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:06:07 2020 No.23877845 >>23877617 Intelligent ladies are really alluring, but I'm afraid of feeling inferior when her immense intellect makes me look mentally challenged. >>23877722 I'm sure she'll still love the coffee you make her!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:38 2020 No.23877859 >>23877845 Does a professor expect their students to be just as knowledgeable as they are?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:08:50 2020 No.23877864 File: 385 KB, 1080x1920, EYXTfB6X0AAHS-u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876684 It's because it's hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:47 2020 No.23877879 >>23877859 I was thinking intelligence, not knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:11:47 2020 No.23877880 >>23877688 if I do that, i'll get addicted!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:12:53 2020 No.23877883 >>23877766 puppy witch uniforms give them ears and a tail that they fully feel and control also

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:14:50 2020 No.23877907 File: 93 KB, 800x1000, gonna pounce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23877883 Ropu's Sabbath definitely has the best uniforms, it's true.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:17:56 2020 No.23877929 how does each sabbath branch contribute to demon realm society?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:18:16 2020 No.23877932 >>23877331 Even a microbikini would be visible in that outfit, it would have to be something like sideless lace panties that have nothing holding them in place but miraculously stay on her anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:22:56 2020 No.23877968 Consider the following: Succubus in nothing but a oversized sweaters just hanging around at your home on a lazy Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:24:07 2020 No.23877979 >>23877968 only if she has a big tail and majestic wings

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:26:46 2020 No.23877999 File: 394 KB, 1174x1109, 1536016171917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23875877 >all yeti deserve hugs Not this Yeti, she's evil

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:29:12 2020 No.23878016 File: 727 KB, 800x1030, 178945698465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876421 She'll go great with our genki Yellow Oni Barbarian and wise-cracking Mouse Thief!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:30:29 2020 No.23878029 >>23877999 All yetis are evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:30:31 2020 No.23878030 >>23877907 Silly hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:36:15 2020 No.23878066 File: 376 KB, 592x800, 1580396436340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where to find wise lolibaba fox wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:37:06 2020 No.23878073 >>23878066 You can't

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:41:41 2020 No.23878105 >>23877968 Harpy wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt grinding on your dick while you watch anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:44:48 2020 No.23878131 >>23876421 This is a member of the junior adventurer's club.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:53:50 2020 No.23878202 >>23878131 pear-shaped adventurers as far as the eye can see.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:55:17 2020 No.23878216 >>23877979 All good succubi have big tails and large wings, what else could a man want from a succubus?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:56:19 2020 No.23878228 >>23877999 I never got where this meme came from.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:56:33 2020 No.23878230 >>23878202 Only because the tops haven't filled out yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:56:48 2020 No.23878235 File: 1.98 MB, 3044x1400, 1584232480742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876421 Add her to the party!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:00:16 2020 No.23878268 >>23878235 This is the ideal female body type

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:02:14 2020 No.23878285 >>23878268 The bottom-heavy shape is great for warriors, the lower center of gravity help them keep their posture when swinging around huge weapons.

Anonymous Tue May 19 18:10:27 2020 No.23878359

>>23878105
>Bored, watching some Lupin III in just your underwear.
>Harpy wife comes in wearing just a T-Shirt and climbs onto your lap to grind against it.
>If you were watching a seasonal anime you would have forgotten the anime, but this seems to be a good episode, so you shift to a better position and play with her nipples for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:11:02 2020 No.23878363 >>23878235 Impregnate brown pears. Load them with babies and then use said babies as a ranged dps option.

Anonymous Tue May 19 18:11:07 2020 No.23878365

>>23878131
>>23878202
>Lizard warrior
>Salamander warrior
>Amazoness barbarian
>Kejourou samurai
>Cupid archer
>Wight squire
>Dark Mage sorceress
>Lich necromancer
>Demon rogue/mage
>Pharaoh priest (of herself)
>Anubis healer
>Dragon dragon
Which other choices to pick your party members from would there be?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:14:40 2020 No.23878401 File: 80 KB, 640x1136, s809cq7p_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23878228 >meme It could be anon is rejecting her subtle hints and advances, so she locks him in a freezer until he's begging her for a hug to warm up

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:16:56 2020 No.23878428 >>23877907 >Hey onii-chan, wanna play the breeding game? I 'll teach you how to play~

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:19:27 2020 No.23878451 >>23878365 Kejourou onmyoji

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:20:41 2020 No.23878463 File: 1.12 MB, 1536x2048, Demon73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23876725 Radical faction girls in general are top notch waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:20:55 2020 No.23878469 File: 373 KB, 1300x1300, 135689654654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23878365 Kakuen Monk

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:31:42 2020 No.23878559 File: 358 KB, 600x750, 1555695160371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:35:26 2020 No.23878583 >>23878559 Gloop!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:36:06 2020 No.23878590 >>23878365 Holst cleric. Also, when will someone explain to Dragon-chan that dragon is not a class.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:38:27 2020 No.23878612 File: 344 KB, 1280x959, Horny Kashima.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:49:13 2020 No.23878695 >>23878590 when she stops setting people on fire for telling her how to play adventurer. Dragon chan does not need your approval. Dragon chan is being herself whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:54:23 2020 No.23878741 >>23878590 >tell her dragon isn't a class >"I don't need a class, I'm a dragon" I don't think you can convince her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:56:54 2020 No.23878763 File: 73 KB, 975x649, 1511006890037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to teach Runa bad words and make her parents look bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 18:58:23 2020 No.23878773 >>23878763 No you should teach her good words

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:03:05 2020 No.23878807 File: 115 KB, 1230x991, EW7ENP4U0AAH52R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:04:26 2020 No.23878817 >>23878741 >You're a dragoon? Then where's your mount and ranged weapon?

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:06:38 2020 No.23878834

I don't understand a thing about the MGE universe, could someone enlighten me? If someone gets particularly interested in a particular monster girl type, like let's say one wants a siren and travels to the sea to meet one, but meets other monster girls on the way , what happens? do they just sex him until he likes them instead, or they sense he's already set on something else and leave him cause it wouldn't be true love?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:08:05 2020 No.23878843 >>23878773 words like "inside" "deeper" "harder" "impregnate" "shanking" "ganking" and "camping"

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:08:58 2020 No.23878850

>>23878807
>Oh hey honey, you're awake! Thank god your estrus ended, I thought I was going to die.
>What did we do? Well, you know, we did 'it'. Here on the bed, and the couch, the car, basement, yard, neighbour's yard, neighbour's living room, the county jail after she found us, and then on the bed again.
>Can you get me something for these cuts?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:10:33 2020 No.23878862 File: 636 KB, 3500x4100, 81670228_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:13:35 2020 No.23878888

>>23878834
If you want a specific girl there are mana markers to advertise yourself as only wanting that girl but if you only love one breed or would never love a specific breed and really mean it they would understand because all monsters want a man that they love and truly loves them.
>8. Question: Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Answer: Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:17:36 2020 No.23878928

I wonder what my waifu would do for my birthday. She's probably the kind that would bake/buy a cake, but try not to make a big deal out of it. And then smile/blush while watching me eat it.

Then again, she might very well allow me to see her smile, since it's such a special occasion...

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:18:12 2020 No.23878934 >>23878850 Estrus species seem like a lot of fun

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:18:12 2020 No.23878935 >>23878817 Nah, Dragoons jump and use spears.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:24:00 2020 No.23878980 >>23878933 >black meme >red anon >>>/monster/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:24:42 2020 No.23878985 >>23878933 that's not how you draw a leg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:30:28 2020 No.23879040 >>23878934 They are. When your wife's need to breed gets kicked up to ten at set points in the year, it's easy to have fun with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:34:53 2020 No.23879073 >>23878934 What would be all of the estrus species? Would anubutts go through estrus for example.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:35:56 2020 No.23879078 >>23878933 Now you're playing with the big dogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:36:49 2020 No.23879085 What if I want sons?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:39:20 2020 No.23879105 >>23879073 Probably at least the canines and felines for sure. Kikis in heat probably need to be taken care of by their masters, and a Cheshire in heat is terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:41:19 2020 No.23879121 >>23879085 There's supposed to be like a 5% or so chance of having a Human son with a Monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:41:27 2020 No.23879124 >>23879073 Technically rabbits, though they don't have an off switch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:42:18 2020 No.23879133 >>23879121 I never had much luck rolling SSRs in games

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:43:09 2020 No.23879141 >>23879121 Actual source of this. I don't remember any mentions other than if a human is already pregnant with a boy he will be born as an incubus.

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:43:18 2020 No.23879145

>>23879105
>Finally pry off my cheshire wife from my dick and go to work
>She wormholes her pussy on my cock under my desk
>Have to use her disembodied lower body as an onahole least she actually teleports and makes me breed her in the middle of the office

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:43:55 2020 No.23879152 >>23879105 Cheshire would make sure your cock never leave her body the entire week and that each cum shot is to her womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:46:37 2020 No.23879177 >>23879105 I think birds, lizards, and bears would as well. Maybe near animal mamano as well like hellhounds, manticores, griffons and dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:16 2020 No.23879179 >>23879177 >Hellhound estrus Fucking RIP dude

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:38 2020 No.23879184 >>23879124 oh yeah the entry confirms that doesnt it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:47:38 2020 No.23879185 File: 815 KB, 1196x946, 1589932058992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need a plan on how to defeat these menacing monster girls. Suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:49:44 2020 No.23879202 >>23879105 >Kikis in heat probably need to be taken care of by their masters With meals made out of graham crackers, proper exercise and cold showers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:50:57 2020 No.23879207 >>23879105 A really loud an unsubtle cheshire

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:53:16 2020 No.23879222 File: 793 KB, 845x1050, 04342c17c8ec5e24b8641b9f02288702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23878862 Can Seaport come?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:53:50 2020 No.23879230 >>23879185 T-posing or posing in general.

Anonymous Tue May 19 19:54:23 2020 No.23879236

>>23879179
>Talking to your bud
>He's married to a hellhound
>You're married to a werecat
>The topic of your first estrus with her comes up
>Talk fondly about how needy she was, how much you cuddled, how her usually haughty attitude melted into meek submission
>Ask about his first estrus
>His eyes blur, breath quickens
>He focus his gaze in a point far, far away
>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my pelvis… and my dick… even my balls. The bones I’ve lost… the orgasms I had… won’t stop hurting… It’s like I'm still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"
>awkward staring ensues

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:57:22 2020 No.23879265 >>23878463 That uzaki chan anime trailer made me want a bratty devil gf/wife even more than I already do. Devils are best girls and need more stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:58:01 2020 No.23879270 >>23879152 >>23879265 wat?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 19:58:32 2020 No.23879274 >>23879185 They can't invade or conquer if they are married and expecting kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:00:28 2020 No.23879292 >>23879270 https://youtu.be/IfJXv7_kXZY

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:07:48 2020 No.23879354 >>23879185 wear a chastity belt with an enchanted lock

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:08:41 2020 No.23879361 what if I want to be raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:09:48 2020 No.23879369 Yeah, I'm actually on the verge of tears imagining spending my birthday with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:10:32 2020 No.23879378 >>23879369 Happy Birthday anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:11:19 2020 No.23879387 >>23879378 Thanks, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:13:35 2020 No.23879415 >>23879369 Happy birthday dude, comfy wife thoughts are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:16:16 2020 No.23879461 >>23879369 Happy birthday! What is she, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:18:02 2020 No.23879488 >>23879369 Happy birthday dude. Enjoy the rest of it with your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:21:34 2020 No.23879526 File: 52 KB, 720x770, dtvpq0hv8pq31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:23:38 2020 No.23879554 >>23879526 unicorn would have a kid by stork bringing it to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:23:38 2020 No.23879555 >>23879526 i'd imagine both. Centaurs should have four children, twins in her horse womb, and two in her human womb. that way, it's hotter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:24:38 2020 No.23879565 >>23879461 Don't feel like saying. She's stubborn, but a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:25:18 2020 No.23879578 >>23879554 Forever pure!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:26:20 2020 No.23879587 File: 1.24 MB, 1254x885, 56125970_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23879222 Sure.

Anonymous Tue May 19 20:30:30 2020 No.23879628

>>23879554
>Unicorn wife gets pregnant
>She's over the moon, starts decorating the baby room right away
>Is beaming every day
>Notice she always leaves the door open when I leave, and ask her about it
>"Well, what if the stork gets here and finds it closed! She can't just drop the baby at the entrance!"
>Think she's joking at first, but she's completely serious
>Point at her growing belly and ask what that is about, then
>She blushes
>"W-well, I guess I'm nervous eating... I'm just so happy for us"
>Have a long, complicated conversation afterwards
>You even have to call her mom so she can tell her that yes, they really do come out of there.
Horses are DUMB.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:33:09 2020 No.23879661 >>23878850 >couples that get arrested share the same cell Makes sense in hindsight but I never realized this. Sounds adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:33:19 2020 No.23879663 >>23879628 I bet the Stork Harpy is incredibly jaded and a heavy smoker.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:33:27 2020 No.23879664 >>23873805 >>>23873771 Hah, I'm glad I came to lurk today. That was a good game; hope we see some good fanart of those fine ladies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:34:28 2020 No.23879676 >>23879664 how the hell did that other quote get in there?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:35:53 2020 No.23879689 >>23879661 Well, you can't exactly keep a horny Wurm off her husband for long. Even if you get her to understand jails, she won't let some silly laws stop her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:36:46 2020 No.23879698 >>23879676 If you copy text 4chan automatically adds it as a quote sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:37 2020 No.23879711 File: 359 KB, 885x1061, 38562105_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:38:44 2020 No.23879713 >>23879661 Most mamano cells are probably pretty comfy. Built for monsters that are lusting after their husbands cock for any reason

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:57:10 2020 No.23879857 >>23879663 I'm gonna make her world bright again and have her love her job once more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 20:59:32 2020 No.23879873 File: 276 KB, 850x850, 1558138126202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23879628 No bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:00:41 2020 No.23879881 >>23879141 >>23879133 >>23879121 I thought the demon lord was still working on enabling human sons. However, headcannon can do anything

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:03:22 2020 No.23879911 I'd like a faun style unicorn that sounds really cute

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:04:53 2020 No.23879923 >>23878583 And many more squishy noises, being covered by her cool gooey body as shes hugged tightly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:15:22 2020 No.23880025 >>23879923 I feel like the sheer weight of a slime doesn't get emphasized enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:20:31 2020 No.23880067 >>23880025 True. They would be pretty heavy, given how most of their body is composed of water and having plenty of mass to use as they want. Would they be as heavy as water? Or maybe a little bit lighter? Probably depends on the slime in question.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:21:07 2020 No.23880072 File: 169 KB, 736x748, beel_grand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23872376 I mean 3 in one pretty good, but I gotta have me the fly grandma.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:23:37 2020 No.23880084 https://pastebin.com/Eb4tqtRh Updated the pastebin Broken Humie Boy Volume 26: Momma's Boy No More (Amazoness) SOON (Like I literally have some in another tab and everything)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:28:13 2020 No.23880119 >>23880084 God that was based anon. Thank you for writing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:39:23 2020 No.23880199 >>23880119 What can I say, I just really a want monster (Or monsters) to wreck my shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:42:52 2020 No.23880230 >>23880199 Well good taste. Looking forward to more humie boys getting fucked silly if you continue this series. Also any volumes with a titania?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:44:04 2020 No.23880236 File: 28 KB, 434x496, HelltakerTLDR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your demons?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:45:16 2020 No.23880245 >>23880236 Dead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:47:03 2020 No.23880254 >>23880236 Heavily pregnant and extremely busty.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:47:19 2020 No.23880255 >>23880236 Stepping on me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:48:10 2020 No.23880260 >>23880236 Blue

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:49:27 2020 No.23880269 >>23880236 To treat me like the trash I am

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:49:45 2020 No.23880273 >>23880236 Contractually bound

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:31 2020 No.23880302 >>23880230 >Volume 3: Tension Tué Par Titania Tits >Volume 11: Fairy Queen Fuckin' >Volume 17: Titanic Tit Worship

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:52:44 2020 No.23880304 >>23880236 Dead >>23880245 My brother

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:10:16 2020 No.23880410 #believeallfoxes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:15:06 2020 No.23880451 File: 108 KB, 920x1268, EYYFRlEVcAAstuf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880410 You only stand to profit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:17:33 2020 No.23880471 >>23880451 >stand They'd much prefer you kneel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:18:14 2020 No.23880476 File: 3.10 MB, 1280x1839, 1589941094941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880410 impregnate the foxes!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:02 2020 No.23880489 >>23880471 Can't it be one of those foxes that at least pretends I'm in control?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:19:16 2020 No.23880491 >>23880476 Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:20:02 2020 No.23880497 >>23880491 Yes, jesus did impregnate foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:20:19 2020 No.23880498 >>23880476 Prime fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:06 2020 No.23880517 >>23880491 whats wrong anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:06 2020 No.23880518 >>23880476 Is this a shotgun marriage?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:22:08 2020 No.23880519 >>23880489 Had it been one like that, perhaps I would still have kept my innocence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:25:31 2020 No.23880545 >>23880084 pretty good

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:26:54 2020 No.23880557 File: 714 KB, 960x1136, Rental mom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much does it cost to rent a demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:29:06 2020 No.23880582 >>23880518 Its a few too many months late to be that

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:34:22 2020 No.23880614 File: 765 KB, 860x1214, 1589942062675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880557 I like my sharp-toothed monoeyes a bit smaller

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:40:35 2020 No.23880659 >>23880410 At this point I don't even care if I get misled and betrayed by some malicious fox, I don't even have anything to lose from it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:42:46 2020 No.23880674 >>23880659 That naive belief that you have nothing to lose. That's exactly what she will take.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:47:40 2020 No.23880706 >>23880674 But, how?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:48:14 2020 No.23880712 File: 2.50 MB, 5079x1455, 1589689006868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880236 As far away from me as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:48:15 2020 No.23880714 File: 40 KB, 462x480, __fujiwara_no_mokou_the_joker_and_arthur_fleck_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_shangguan_feiying__f7ad677159fed31e8c85d0a11b7ca5e8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880674

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:50:44 2020 No.23880731 >>23880712 one of these things is not like the others

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:51:10 2020 No.23880735 File: 1.65 MB, 1505x1063, 1589436392628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880410 I want an older fox wife that spends equal time pampering me and being pampered by me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:53:05 2020 No.23880755 >>23880712 I wish to be judged

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:54:25 2020 No.23880771 >>23880735 >equal time Both involve brushing her tails and licking her feet. Since it's pampering to both of you. At least, that's what she has made you believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:55:02 2020 No.23880775 >>23880771 Stop this, I don't like femdom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:55:16 2020 No.23880779 >>23880755 Cast in the name of god Ye guilty

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:57:37 2020 No.23880798 >>23880775 Thanks to your foxy mistress...now you can't get enough... This is the power of foxes. This is what tricks they have in store. This is why they cannot be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 22:58:21 2020 No.23880804 File: 27 KB, 248x243, 1573032456543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880798

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:01:15 2020 No.23880828 >>23880804 Stop replying to femdomfags. They are too autistic to be reasoned with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:03:09 2020 No.23880840 File: 132 KB, 800x1000, oh_boi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880712 Fuck I want Judgement to ride me like a hellhound in heat till half my bones shatter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:03:46 2020 No.23880845 File: 549 KB, 850x1201, ETeKrqOU8AAVr0k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880410

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:04:37 2020 No.23880856
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>>23880771
>not laying your head on her lap while she strokes your hair and tells you how much of a good boy you are
Some people have no appreciation for life's finer things

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:04:48 2020 No.23880858 >When the junior adventurers guild members follow you back to your mansion after a supervised dungeon run and see a shortstack succumaid lecturing you, spoon in hand before leading you inside for a hot bath and dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:05:14 2020 No.23880861 File: 238 KB, 591x1000, urupLtTOgbduAvHQXXXslnjX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wild cats>Domestic cats

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:06:28 2020 No.23880870 >>23880858 >Supervised dungeon run. This makes it sound like you've taken the junior adventurers members to a theme park. I bet the 'epic loot' at the end is just candy, like chocolate coins.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:07:46 2020 No.23880878 >>23880870 Its more like making sure they don't do things that are too stupid or to help them out if the cave they're going into actually has a high level challenge in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:13:21 2020 No.23880934 >>23880856 Man, I could really use a fox to dote on me like that right now. It's been a rough day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:14:13 2020 No.23880947 File: 788 KB, 960x720, 1576451856010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880934

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:14:56 2020 No.23880952 File: 511 KB, 800x1131, SWBhgyvL_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:16:04 2020 No.23880960 >>23880861 >No panties No thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:20:21 2020 No.23881016 >>23880861 Be carful, she looks like a biter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:22:17 2020 No.23881035 >>23880952 I'm scared, what did she put in those cups?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:30:48 2020 No.23881113 >>23881035 Elf tears

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:31:44 2020 No.23881119 >>23880476 she faking it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:33:33 2020 No.23881140 >>23880856 If only she had done that If only...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:33:38 2020 No.23881142 I have a huge fetish for evil girls and the thought of a succubus riding me like it's a really indecent act against me makes me go crazy, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:35:33 2020 No.23881158 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that parasite slimes are dangerous foes, they can wield a weapon in the hands of their host AND in the tentacles they form.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:35:39 2020 No.23881159 >>23881142 That's fair.

Anonymous Tue May 19 23:36:22 2020 No.23881167
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>>23880870
>Get your Dragon friend to play the part of the final boss.
>She's great with the whole 'foolish adventurers' speech and attacking really slowly so they're able to avoid her attacks.
>After she plays dead, you flash each other hi-5's when the junior adventurers aren't looking.
Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:36:23 2020 No.23881168 File: 399 KB, 900x1600, 1589940641123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, no! The fairy has your child! You can't do anything about it anymore because she truly became the strongest!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 23:36:40 2020 No.23881172 >>23881158 This is true

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:06:58 2020 No.23881429 so, safer, fun, and more economic opportunities in a lilem-ruled district or an incubus-ruled district?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:07:45 2020 No.23881437 >>23881429 lilem with incubus husband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:10:10 2020 No.23881460 >>23881437 what power do they possess over the government, the law, and society?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:14:42 2020 No.23881493 >>23881460 Absolute Monarchs, but with a more laissez-fair approach to society and the economy. Secular in religion, but allowing of worship. Generic Murder, Theft, and Violence laws.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:29:40 2020 No.23881598 >>23881167 Mice are pretty smug for Monsters standing at dick-sucking height.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:35:31 2020 No.23881623 >>23881598 She still has to bend down if you're already lying on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:42:56 2020 No.23881665 >>23881167 I'd make sure to hire a ghost girl to spook them during their junior adventurers camp out after telling them ghost stories around the camp fire while making smores

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:45:19 2020 No.23881679 >>23881665 >smores oh man the first thing I'd introduce monsters to are S'Mores I bet that would blow their minds

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 00:46:53 2020 No.23881687 >>23881598 That's exactly why they're so smug.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:05:55 2020 No.23881799 where do kikis lay their eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:08:35 2020 No.23881812 >>23881799 in a nest of cleaning supplies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:12:48 2020 No.23881841 >>23881799 ovipositors

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:13:21 2020 No.23881846 >>23881799 The best surprise for a kiki master is to find her cradling one of her eggs after you go at it a few times.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:16:49 2020 No.23881863 >>23881799 in a closet filled with feather dusters

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:17:52 2020 No.23881868 >>23880845 Those are some perfect aircraft carrier milkies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:28:16 2020 No.23881915 I want to pee pee poo poo all over my house and make my kiki maid clean it all up with her tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:31:22 2020 No.23881931 File: 823 KB, 2688x3508, 1393518646745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hoss

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:34:57 2020 No.23881966 going camping with monsters is a good idea

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:36:54 2020 No.23881984 >>23881966 The park ranger won't like us raping them, Yogi...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:41:16 2020 No.23882013 >>23881931 can she get pregnant in her horse womb and her human womb?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:42:08 2020 No.23882018 >>23881931 "You and me, hoss." [Banjos intensify]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:42:41 2020 No.23882024 >>23881966 it's all fun and games until a grizzly comes by to do some Revenant shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:43:42 2020 No.23882032 >>23881966 will the wendigo catch me? I hope not, I can't be into little girls. Girls will think i'm a lolicon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:47:03 2020 No.23882059 Shog toilet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:49:12 2020 No.23882072 >>23882018 Automaton go-going up-n dammit!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:50:46 2020 No.23882085 >>23882018 Automaton go-going down 'n up and dammit!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 01:59:48 2020 No.23882153 i'd marry a robutt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:01:34 2020 No.23882171 >>23882153 But would you pound your robutt in the butt by Chuck Tingle?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:20:37 2020 No.23882295 >>23880236 literally bound

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:29:52 2020 No.23882342 Remember that demons with tiny horns needs love too. It's just that they haven't started growing yet. On the plus side, she has massive tits as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:31:40 2020 No.23882348 >>23882171 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:32:33 2020 No.23882350 >>23882342 >Remember that demons with tiny horns needs love too. It's just that they haven't started growing yet. >This is what hornlets tell themselves to feel better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:32:42 2020 No.23882351 >>23882342 those are boring, show up with big wings and a fat tail or not at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:39:36 2020 No.23882397 >>23882350 Gonna bully the hornlets so hard until she shows up years later with massive horns and dominates me. I will still bully her at that point.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:40:04 2020 No.23882403 File: 3.76 MB, 3541x5016, hellcore_highres.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed May 20 02:42:15 2020 No.23882411

>Broken Humie Boys Volume 26: Momma's Boy No More
>Chicago University for Mamano
>Anon is the middle son of the university president, a powerful, wealthy succubus
>Maybe he's got a shitty attitude because he's spoiled
>Maybe it's because his middle child complex is all out of wack
>Either way, brings him here: A spray-paint can in one hand, knife in the other
>Absolutely looming over one of the cars in a parking lot, a mustang, modified for a monster
>Nice, shiny, new
>He pops off the cap, hoists the knife
>he moves with malicious intent towards the vehicle
>"HEY!"
>He whips around, sees a human girl friend with a big ass camera
>More important than the girl is the bellicose voiced amazon that just got the attention of everybody in the parking lot
>"What the fuck do you think you're doing to my car?"
>Amazon is at least seven feet tall, three hundred pounds of muscle and rape in a dishonestly attractive package
>Her tattoos seem to start to shift a little in the noon day sun as her tail whips about
>She starts stomping toward him
>He wisely decides to flee
>Before he can get even five feet, he hears a thunderous clap of a wing
>A moment later he's soaring through the air, strong...warm...soft...uh, unpleasant arms holding him
>When the world is right again, he realizes he's being held against something soft and squishy
>Her tits, his face is jammed into her tits
>Smells like sweat and pheremones
>Entire campus is watching, and the girl has been recording the entire time
>Nobody wants to miss that little brat get his comeuppance
>Anon manages to worm his way out of the tit prison and look the foe in the eye
>She an odd tint to her cheeks as she seems to be considering something
>You'll pay dearly for this."
>"I am not scared of men, and especially not spoiled little boys."
>"My...mother will hear about this! She's the president of the university!"
>"Your mother isn't here boy. Just you...and me."
>She put him on her lap like a child
>"Wha...what are you going to do?"
>"Something your mother should have done a very long time ago."
>She rips his pants off, exposing him to the world, the camera, and the campus
>He blushes as he realizes how many are watching.
>"Giving you a spanking!"
>"I...if you strike me, my mother will have you thrown in jail! It's assault!"
>"It's discipline."
>She readies her hand, bringing it high up in the sky
>There's an odd thwip
>At first, Anon does not realize what has happened
>Then his ass starts to hurt, and it becomes very clear
>He's been struck
>It stings like a mother-fucker, about what he'd expect being tenderized to feel like, and this is just the first blow
>And he doesn't even know how many more are coming

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:43:44 2020 No.23882422 File: 484 KB, 847x1200, jabberwock00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you love about jabberwocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:47:42 2020 No.23882456 >>23882422 >Can be dominant >Powerful >Loving >Almost as lewd as I am Not muh waifu, but definitely a top tier girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:48:17 2020 No.23882464 >>23882403 Hmmmm, yes. Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:49:42 2020 No.23882473 >>23882403 By God, the perfect woman! I'd say "I'll take her", but I'm pretty sure it's the other way around

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:50:34 2020 No.23882480 File: 54 KB, 352x491, hellcore doodle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23882473

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:50:49 2020 No.23882483 What's the most tomboyish monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:53:52 2020 No.23882512 >>23882483 Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:55:10 2020 No.23882520 >>23882483 Alp

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:55:24 2020 No.23882523 >>23882483 Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:56:04 2020 No.23882529 >>23882403 Oh hell yeah, a bossfight!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:56:21 2020 No.23882532 >>23882403 This thing's an abomination of human thought I want it to thoroughly drill the absolute most obscene things into my brain

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 02:59:59 2020 No.23882566 What monster girl is best for being both extremely perverted yet also very loving in a traditional way?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:06:24 2020 No.23882616 >>23882411 Now this is femdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:07:10 2020 No.23882623 >>23882403 is this an apex predator?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:08:45 2020 No.23882632 >>23882422 they're tongue tied! i'm not sorry

Anonymous Wed May 20 03:17:30 2020 No.23882704

>>23882523
I love the idea of a really tomboyish dhampir having to, for one reason or another, dress up really fancy and elegant to the point of looking exactly like a traditional vampire, but the second she opens her mouth and speaks the MC is reminded that she's just his dorky childhood friend who still loves bad movies and kickboxing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:22:18 2020 No.23882733 >>23882532 How obscene are we talking here >>23882623 The only thing higher would be an Ushihound

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:34:01 2020 No.23882809 >>23882733 i wanna marry one of em

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 03:44:00 2020 No.23882863 File: 522 KB, 823x1447, Yo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, Anonyama! Feels good to be back in school, doesn't it!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:01:07 2020 No.23882949 File: 44 KB, 350x350, yuno hearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23882733 /d/ would puke obscene

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:18:18 2020 No.23883082 >>23881158 I just imagined Pslimefag's nun wife doing General Grevious impression.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:21:59 2020 No.23883112 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1452741993145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have met the enemy and he is us

Anonymous Wed May 20 04:26:31 2020 No.23883138

>>23882863
I am now imagining a hell where people are forced to do the daily routine of school but it has no staff and once you leave for that day you don't remember anything about home. A new school day just begins and you find yourself approaching school and I don't even know if monsters can fix this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 04:27:36 2020 No.23883148 >>23883138 Sounds like Cromartie alright

Anonymous Wed May 20 05:07:26 2020 No.23883417
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>>23882422
They're top-tier in terms of raw power as they're dragons. Their pride comes from their lewdness and depravity instead of strength. This makes for a high libido and being incredibly kinky. Probably one of the few species that would outdo me on strange kinks and fetishes; something I find very attractive. One of which is a mouth/licking fetish. Their anatomy alone fulfills that desire of mine. And they seem like they're tall. Nothing says best girl more than being able to walk straight into her and getting a facefull of large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:21:32 2020 No.23883492 >>23883417 >Nothing says best girl more than being able to walk straight into her and getting a facefull of large breasts. Excellent taste Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:28:30 2020 No.23883539 >>23883138 If it's that bad for the students, it must be pretty bad for the staff too. Imagine poor Haku-sensei and Nurse Unicorn trapped outside the reality bubble, looking in but helpless and unable to aid their students.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:31:43 2020 No.23883570 I want a love-rivalry with a lizard girl as I go on my adventures. Is that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:34:07 2020 No.23883583 File: 201 KB, 314x576, Capture5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23883492 Well, she'll be doing most of the tasting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:38:27 2020 No.23883606 >>23883583 AHHH MONSTER DON'T EAT ME

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:43:34 2020 No.23883634 God I just want a hug

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:47:36 2020 No.23883663 File: 72 KB, 640x715, A42ED66A-9345-4BAE-945D-370A50376C2C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23883634 Too bad you’re getting raped and hugged

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:48:24 2020 No.23883665 File: 120 KB, 453x858, 1474988404785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23883634

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:52:26 2020 No.23883693 File: 464 KB, 800x600, 78573616_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23883634 is it really a hug if you're being dissolved the whole time?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:58:18 2020 No.23883723 >>23883665 People would have to come up for euphemisms for "hug" just to make sure they don't attract the attention of marauding yetis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:18:46 2020 No.23883917 >>23882863 >Anon attends a school made up entirely of Monster Delinquents!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:28:13 2020 No.23883990 File: 1.23 MB, 872x748, c99.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880840 I'm pretty sure she's into bondage play.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:34:11 2020 No.23884044 >>23880712 Very lewd but actually a secret sweetheart on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:39:15 2020 No.23884097 File: 76 KB, 650x823, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember not all dragons need to be built like brick walls or be extremely meaty!

Anonymous Wed May 20 06:42:18 2020 No.23884126
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>Captured and enslaved by dark elves
>Mistress is feeling merciful and decides to let you choose your own station
Field slave
>Forced to toil in the fields, mines and stables with monsters ranging from minotaurs and centaurs to wurms and zombie dragons
>Luckily you’ll get your own room much better than the barn the rest of the slaves sleep in
>Unluckily you’ll regularly be handed off to the most productive slave of the day for a night of “stress” relief
>Better hope your good with your hands
House slave
>Get to serve your betters directly catering to their every whim
>Expect to get groped, stripped and demeaned in many ways for their amusement
>You’ll be working with refined and meticulous maids from the standard kikimora to holstaurs that are kelt from the field on the basis of its fun to deny them milking and see them squirm
>You won’t be answering to your mistress but instead the shoggoth head maid who’ll drill you to perfection in every little thing
>From the way you pour tea to dream while you sleep and chief goddess help you if you mess up, especially in front of guests
>You’ll share quarters with the ref of the slaves usually if you are t servicing an esteemed guest for the night
Gladiator slave
>you’ll be handed off to the retired salamander pit fighter to begin your training
>Expect be broken down and most likely will have every bone in your body broken
>No mercy if you break your arm you’ll be doing one handed push ups
>You’ll gain numerous scars from the swordplay lessons to toughen you up
>You’ll get /fit/ from the months of ruthless workouts
>Eventually you’ll get your first fight only to see you’re up against insurmountable odds
>A sadistic black dragon, host of ocelomeh warriors, twin jinko sisters and other unwinnable fights
>Realize that they just made you train to sense of competence so they can dash it all away as you lose
>Forced into fights with the same girls only to lose again and be raped
>Maybe one day you’ll gain enough experience through your minute long fights to put up a decent show but for now you being on your back is the show

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:46:31 2020 No.23884169 File: 342 KB, 2275x1503, EYUwbFQWAAAgo60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23880712 I want a cute demon. Demons should be cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:54:13 2020 No.23884237 >>23884126 I'm not built for any activity harder then walking, so house slave it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:00:31 2020 No.23884287 >>23884126 commit suicide and have my body donated to local lich

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:02:01 2020 No.23884301 >>23884126 >You’ll share quarters with the ref of the slaves usually if you are t servicing an esteemed guest for the night This one so I hope one of the guests like me enough to buy me for personal use.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:12:56 2020 No.23884408 >>23880476 Heavenly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:20:33 2020 No.23884482 >>23884408 explain

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:27:04 2020 No.23884532 >>23884126 1. Field route. Propagandize dumb dragons and revolt. If it fails/cannot be done, 4. Sudoku. Because all of that is shit desu.

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:35:43 2020 No.23884605

>>23883112
>lazy Sunday in Winterstown
>phone starts ringing in the Wendi family's cabin
>Papa Wendi picks up
>Mr. Wendi? It's anon, Wendi-chan got stuck in a snowbank
>"Gwahaha, that's the third time his week! Is she ok?"
>She's fine, she got buried up to her head this time
>"Let the poor girl wear your coat son! I'll get a hot bath ready for her, bring her back soon, thanks anon"
>pull Wendi-chan out of the deep snow and pat the snow off her cloak
>plop her in a wagon for the long trek back to her house
>wrap Wendi-chan up in your coat while she's hugging herself to keep warm and getting the sniffles from cold now
>Wendi-chan smiles and starts to relax with your coat on, her normal anxious nature disappears
>she drifts off to sleep from the cozy, quiet ride through the forest
>Wendi-chan secured

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:38:08 2020 No.23884621 >>23884126 None of the above, freedom or death

Anonymous Wed May 20 07:47:26 2020 No.23884697

>>23884126
i'll be a gladiator and use my secret skill: Fighting game logic. all i have to do to win is pushblock the mixups and get my own combo going, from there it's a matter of good okizeme pressure and random grabs to really throw the opponent off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:49:05 2020 No.23884712 >>23882403 >my powers have doubled since the last time we met, anon >gooooood. twice the rape, double the coom.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:56:43 2020 No.23884780 >>23884605 Wintertown sound comfy but I don't wanna have to deal with shoveling snow like once per day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 07:58:43 2020 No.23884801 I'm gonna send a succubus unsolicited hand holding pics and see how she reacts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:00:22 2020 No.23884814 >>23884801 >anon window smashes to bits as a succ rapes him one night

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:01:43 2020 No.23884828 >>23884814 >He didn't invest in anti-succ glass Serves him right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:02:54 2020 No.23884840 File: 356 KB, 900x900, 1499241527281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23884780 >shoveling snow like once per day Give the hoser girl on your block $5 and she'll shovel your driveway, maybe invite her in for hot chocolate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:16:55 2020 No.23884976 >>23884840 Paying a teen monster girl to shovel your driveway sounds like you would just end up fucking her after like a week. Teen monster girls don't get enough love.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:44:29 2020 No.23885233 >>23880731 I mean Azazel is literally a fallen angel in Jewish mysticism.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:46:18 2020 No.23885247 File: 283 KB, 958x1208, TINY wizard snek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey mister can you help me learn magic and design dungeons? and perhaps be my husband in the future? i wont lag behind i promise!"

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:50:47 2020 No.23885278

>>23884976
>Day 1:you're paying her $5 for shoveling the driveway
>Day 2: you offered her warm chocolate
>Day 3: you offered her to come inside to warm herself up
>Day 4: she asked if she could borrow your shower due to her being so sweaty due to shoveling
>Day 5: She asks to be payed with being kissed instead
>Day 6: She asks if she can say with you for the rest of day and maybe even sleep here after she finishes
>Day 7: The two of you fuck like rabbits for the whole day

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 08:51:50 2020 No.23885286 >>23885233 Doesn't Azazel exist in the bible as well, just not mentioned by name?

Anonymous Wed May 20 08:57:52 2020 No.23885337

>>23885286
If he was mentioned at all in the Christian bible it would have been in the Book of Leviticus when the Hebrews did the ritual of the scapegoat. IIRC he was a necessary evil like Samael in that his offering was the scapegoat that was sent into the wilderness bearing the sins of the Jews, whereas they sacrificed a goat chosen by lots to YHWH in supplication.

Of course, rabbis have done the thing that religious scholars do where they take what is written literally and interpreted his name, which means "Rugged of God" and translated it to be "That jagged cliff we used to yeet goats off of".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:02:13 2020 No.23885387 >>23885247 Sure thing. First lesson of magic: mana is stored in the breasts. Let's start training by expanding your mana tanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:08:40 2020 No.23885443 >>23885387 i always found funny how echidnas have about normal proportions and are supposed to be superb spellcasters,while dark mages are extra meaty despite being mostly human,perhaps her mana is stored on the tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:12:01 2020 No.23885478 >>23885443 You have to remember that Echidna are not only higher level monsters but that excess mana of theirs will go to other places. Their dungeons, their wombs, ( You ).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:14:08 2020 No.23885501 >>23885443 I don't think KC has said anything about mana storage, only about absorption which little girls are more efficient at

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:14:20 2020 No.23885507 >>23884840 They all look grumpy. Are they upset they lost to the Finns?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:14:25 2020 No.23885510 >>23885387 >All int >No wisdom >She believes you without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:19:36 2020 No.23885579 >>23885510 >Love is stored in the womb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:22:49 2020 No.23885634 >>23885507 >Finn hockey team of Ice Queen captain, Tsuraras, and Glacies >"Ice Queen you did it, you beat the undefeated Winterstown team!" >"Thank you"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:25:13 2020 No.23885663 File: 2.38 MB, 2480x3508, 1542095320827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23885634 >The team is working very fine and I'm drinking and fucking all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:31:07 2020 No.23885715 File: 669 KB, 2016x1915, 1544931568565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's tantalizing that muscular girls exist but are hard to find. Mamono mana would make this so much easier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:33:14 2020 No.23885730 >>23885663 Ice Queen-san captain has a drinking problem, she's drinking on every podium!

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:36:24 2020 No.23885752
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>>23866677
Finally played Helltaker. Loved it way more than I thought I was going to.

All of the girls are amazing but top three for me is Beelzebub, Justice, and Judgement.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:44:29 2020 No.23885808 File: 1.56 MB, 1118x1491, 28b178b645696af3f171b6ab47aca6b0008271b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23885663 Do ice queens like hot coco or cold coco?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:44:36 2020 No.23885810 >>23885752 Redpill me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:49:15 2020 No.23885840 >>23885808 >Ice Queen orders hot cocoa >she picks up the cup and it turns into an iced coffee >"Bwoah"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:51:02 2020 No.23885859 >>23884482 There whole aura of the pic It's heavenly

Anonymous Wed May 20 09:52:47 2020 No.23885871
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>>23885810
Buff chad wakes up one day with only one desire, a harem of demon girls. With this resolve he ventures into hell to convince every demon girl he comes across and one angel to join his harem.

Game is a short puzzle game and has three endings. Normal, Angel, and possibly the True ending but it's not clear how canon it is.

Creator realized he really liked sharply dressed demon girls and that there wasn't that much of it compared to pics of sharply dressed demon guys, so he made a game to try and stir up awareness of this and get people into it and put the game up for free on steam.

It seems to have worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:54:19 2020 No.23885886 >>23885871 Neat!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 09:59:41 2020 No.23885943 >>23885715 Muscle girls give me power like no other that's for sure

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:03:21 2020 No.23885987 File: 150 KB, 762x1000, EYcKNHBXgAAK6WD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23866677

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:03:33 2020 No.23885990 File: 68 KB, 800x600, jiang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jokingly write "Get pregnant" on seal and slap it on my Jiangshi waifu >6 months later

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:06:26 2020 No.23886020 >>23885987 >the husband in a naked apron I see you are a man of culture

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:16:20 2020 No.23886136 >>23885871 >Sharply dressed girls Ah, a fellow man of culture. Except mine are military uniforms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:19:58 2020 No.23886171 >>23885871 >Normal, Angel, and possibly the True ending but it's not clear how canon it is. As far as we know it's just "secret ending". I choose to interpret it as the normal ending being cannon.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:21:25 2020 No.23886188

>>23885871
>Creator realized he really liked sharply dressed demon girls and that there wasn't that much of it compared to pics of sharply dressed demon guys, so he made a game to try and stir up awareness of this and get people into it and put the game up for free on steam.
This man is a fucking legend. And a true man of culture, we need, and we're currently getting, more sharply dress demon girls.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:26:51 2020 No.23886249
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>>23886171
Yeah but the secret ending had the narration finish and imply that the entire game was Beelzebub explaining what happened to you after you spent so long in there with her you forgot who you were.

And even the first time you start a new game Beelzebub says something like "That story again?" and every time you exit the game Beelzebub says she's tried to exit countless times too. Meaning the title screen itself is part of that ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:34:09 2020 No.23886353 >>23882566 Devils

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:34:24 2020 No.23886356 >>23885510 >All int >No wisdom You've got a lot of responsibility to teach a young monstergirl correctly, even if she's a high int species like Echidna, Dark Mage or Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:37:23 2020 No.23886391 >>23882403 >no flame eyebrows That's just a manticore with blackface

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:44:25 2020 No.23886488 File: 42 KB, 500x500, 1574270331591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23886136 >military uniforms

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:46:20 2020 No.23886511

>>23886356
>If magic is stored in the breasts then I need bigger breasts.
>Breast growth will be triggered by my further aging OR it can be accelerated by pregnancy.
>Ergo, if Anon Onii-chan impregnates me, I'll get bigger breasts and stronger magic!
>What do you think Sally-chan?

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:46:29 2020 No.23886516
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>>23886488
I'm serious. There is nothing more attractive than a woman you have to salute to in the morning. There's also nothing better in this world than a blowjob from a superior officer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:47:17 2020 No.23886527 >>23886516 I was simply agreeing with you as I too love military uniforms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:47:50 2020 No.23886532 >>23886527 My brother

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:48:36 2020 No.23886545 >>23886249 I did not even think about that. Well I guess you're right about that ending the true ending then.

Anonymous Wed May 20 10:55:19 2020 No.23886607

>>23885871
>Creator realized he really liked sharply dressed demon girls and that there wasn't that much of it compared to pics of sharply dressed demon guys, so he made a game to try and stir up awareness of this and get people into it and put the game up for free on steam.
Subarashi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:00:31 2020 No.23886656 File: 333 KB, 1356x819, 1589949945704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23886136 Well then your in luck since just like how Hell has a fetish for sharply dressed girls, heaven has a fetish for girls in officer uniforms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:03:29 2020 No.23886688 Can you guys not talk about Helltaker? I liked the game and would rather not associate it with ths plce. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:04:41 2020 No.23886699 >>23886688 I just downloaded, I'll talk about it next week

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:04:45 2020 No.23886700 >>23885987 That another level of gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:05:07 2020 No.23886704 >>23886688 With Thas ploce?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:07:26 2020 No.23886726 File: 139 KB, 445x450, Sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23886704 No he said thasterixs plasterixce, it's like a riddle of some kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:07:32 2020 No.23886728 >>23886688 But why? It seems liked here too, more monster girl material that isn't shit posted on sight for slight reasons is a good thing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:12:07 2020 No.23886768 >>23886688 Just for that I want people to talk more about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:19:35 2020 No.23886851 File: 88 KB, 988x879, __sonia_pokemon_and_2_more_drawn_by_hey_boss__45ad208f69ccf4cb4e2a4967c271fafc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:22:17 2020 No.23886895 >>23886688 What kind of a limp wristed Jessie do you have to be in order to use asterisks unironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:23:23 2020 No.23886907 >>23886895 The kind that posts in a femdom thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:26:33 2020 No.23886936 >>23886704 Steam?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:28:48 2020 No.23886959 File: 1.27 MB, 2933x2901, 68585210_p0-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23886726 Dumb cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:34:58 2020 No.23887006 File: 985 KB, 1254x1770, 78571256_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:38:02 2020 No.23887036 File: 1.07 MB, 1240x1754, Bryophyllum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:40:05 2020 No.23887057 File: 512 KB, 1169x827, 81640976_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:43:54 2020 No.23887090 >>23886907 Okay bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:44:12 2020 No.23887092 >>23886688 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:48:31 2020 No.23887143 File: 319 KB, 620x721, 48883390_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:51:16 2020 No.23887174 File: 607 KB, 834x1294, 018_wererabbit_by_dustin_eaton_works_ddv8f6w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like carrots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:54:38 2020 No.23887209 File: 315 KB, 1500x1738, C1B763A6-3A3E-4D76-B355-74C09DD8AFBC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 11:55:06 2020 No.23887219 >>23887174 Can you like better art too? A lot of DeviantArt-tier shit gets posted here, yeesh

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