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Patchouli is upset you returned a book late and wants to know how you will make it up to her.

>> No.23937142

>>23937113
"Subway's on me today, Patche."

>> No.23937178

Patchy’s put on some pounds, more so than usual.

>> No.23939585

>>23937113
I just gotta pay the library fine, right?

>> No.23939928

I'll stuff a big fat rolled up pizza in that needy mouth

>> No.23940143

>>23937113
What will she do if I don't do anything? Sit on me?

>> No.23940299

>>23940143
According to a doujin i read once, she will magically turn you into a little boy and force you to have babies with her and Koakuma.

>> No.23940927

>>23937113
Holy balls deep animalistic mating press breeding creampie with my head trapped between these huge melons!

>> No.23941067

>>23937113
I'll let her transfer 30 pounds to me so she can stand up again.

>> No.23941441

>>23937113
Massage

>> No.23941448

>>23937113
i'll buy her a membership to the gym!

>> No.23941692
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This artist draws some real thick women, I wish they drew more patchy

>> No.23942479

What a horrible thread

>> No.23943767

>>23939585
Yes now get naked for Patchy.

>> No.23962666

What a great thread.

>> No.23974476

>>23937113
Built for horse cocks

>> No.23981880
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>> No.23984909

The decent Patche thread is gone but this is still here...there's no justice in the world.

>> No.23984967

>>23937113
steal more books

>> No.23985303

>>23981880
god I wish that was me

>> No.23998033

Patchy is disgusting

>> No.23999350

>>23998033
no u

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>>23998033
How is this disgusting?

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>>23998033
Yes, this disgusting pig must be taught a lesson!

>> No.24006562
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>>23998033
I want to exercise with Patchouli and help her develop her body properly

>> No.24018141

>>24006562
No, let her stay with the body of a pig! Bullying her will be less fun if she loses weight.

>> No.24018838

Fatchouli

>> No.24019456

>>23937113
by making HER "late"

>> No.24020368
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24020368

>>24006562
Imagine Patchy slipping into the shower with you after a mutual workout

>> No.24020680

I wish I was Patchuli

>> No.24030571 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24035230

>>24020680
Why would you want to be a fat nerd?

>> No.24035312

>>24035230
fetishes

>> No.24035339

Volunteer to work in the library alongside Koa until my debt is paid. Also have sex with the kunny.

>> No.24037214

>>23940299
s-source?

>> No.24039233

>>23937113
Stop eating too much you fat fuck.

>> No.24048610 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24061241

>>24039233
She doesn't eat that much, Patchouli is an endomorph and has a naturally fat body. Please respect her.

>> No.24078795 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24085031 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24093111 [DELETED] 

fat

>> No.24100435

>>23937113
disgusting lard

>> No.24100705

Perturbing Fatchouli's fat folds! On purpose! Setting them wobbling so that they don't stop wobbling for hours, annoying Patchy no end!

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>>23937113
I did bring back my book through the drop-off. But because of corona virus the library is closed until further notice!

>> No.24104597

>>23937113
Foreseeing these events, I have already ejaculated on every single page of the book.
You're welcome.

>> No.24106037
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>>24103859
W sitting is not healthy for Patche! She needs to strengthen her core and work on her posture so she can develop properly!

>> No.24107339

>>23937113
Built to paizuri horse cocks

>> No.24108755

>>24107339
built to get impregnated from horse cocks

>> No.24108832

Who’s chunkier, Yuyu or Patcho?

>> No.24108901

>>24108832
Yuyucow's got the milkers but Patche's the true breeding sow

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>>24108832
truly its yuyu but people prefer patchy

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>>23937113
bump for patchi

>> No.24140863 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

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>>23937113
I'll breed the fatso, but with huge disgust

>> No.24142824

Patchy shouldn't be fatchy!

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>>24106037
>Hardly ever walks, floats with magic
Imagine how soft her feet are

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Happy Birthday to Patchy. Best girl. Cutest girl.

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>> No.24155392 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24166737 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24168567

patchi? or patche?

>> No.24170259
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Mukyuu! It's Patchouli Day!

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Bridechouli

>> No.24171936

>>24168567
poncho

>> No.24172974
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>>23937113
You are the Scarlet Devil Mansion's newest fairy maid. It doesn't really matter how you got turned into a fairy nor how the SDM picked you up. Who knows. Regardless, you get assigned to the library to sweep dust off the bookshelves. You report to Patchouli on the hour, every hour. She's hardly more than skin and bones when you first meet her.

You work your way up the ranks until you have the prestiged honor of helping prepare her meals. Or lack thereof, really. She barely eats more than a few morsels in a single sitting. But your persuasive hand changes that, slowly but surely sneaking in some extra calories here and there. Perhaps you just start by making her coffee extra sweet, before building up her portion sizes and introducing a post-dinner dessert... or two.

It's a tenuous process, but your adjustments to her diet are subtle enough that she doesn't notice. You watch from the background as her waist grows by the centimetre, as do her chest and hips. Your quote-unquote "contributions" help transform her from a frail twig to a rubenesque bombshell. The mansion's old floorboards creak as she walks over them, near-buckling under weight they had never anticipated. She spends far more time seated than before. And she's still determined to fit inside her ever-shrinking robes, even now when it puts her bloated thighs on full display.

Part of you wonders when she'd notice and the jig would be up. But when you look at the elated expression she has while eating, it becomes obvious that she had already noticed a good while ago.

TL;DR i really wanna lick the sweat out from under patchouli's flabby belly haha that'd be epic

>> No.24173202

she's a magician youkai all she has to do is be like "presto presto fat-be-gone!" and she's back to normal

>> No.24173412

>>24170259
Gee Patcho! How come your mom lets you have two Koakumas?

>> No.24174964

>>23937113
Ptachie... easy on the pizza...

>> No.24188284
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>>24173202
Actual magic needs rituals and knowledge to work and it's not just a bunch of magic words, plus Patchouli would return to her fat self in days if she doesn't change her routine.
Patchy will need to exercise if she wants to have a fit body, there's no other way.

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>>24174964
I remember rolling up pizzas and eating them that way for an entire summer. I gained 30 pounds in a few months. Would not recommend...

>> No.24205092

>>23937113
she's obese

>> No.24205140

>>24172974
Nice read.

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>> No.24213583

>>24172974
that was actually really good, you should write more

>> No.24213611

>>23974476
naturally, we are talking about twilight sparkle after all

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>>24205092
She isn't obese, just a bit plump.

>> No.24231831

>>23937113
Stop making threads about this pig

>> No.24233366

>>24231831
Kys fag

>> No.24238369

>>23940143
Yes, but she will suffocate you until it hurts.

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>>24145566

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>> No.24258650 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24260852 [DELETED] 

pachy fat

>> No.24267428 [DELETED] 

fat

>> No.24285048 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24285306

I don't know anything about touhou but Patchy would make a good wife.

>> No.24300996

Yeah, she is a braphog.

>> No.24301065

>>24285306
sorry to disappoint but no, she actually wouldn't

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>>24301065
Yes she would, she is my wife already and she is good

>> No.24302859
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Reminder that Patchy is your own personal fangirl! She thinks you are so cool, she looks up to you, and she is extremely attracted to you! Patchouli cutely masturbates nightly to you and does lots of fujoshi things, like write cute fanfics where you two are dating! She draws you in a cute bishie style as well!

She is so enamored with you that she can barely even talk to you without getting flustered and red in the face! If you were to playfully tease Patchouli and give her a sultry look, she would squeal make a hot sticky gooey mess in her pants! Yes, you could make Patchy have a cute girlgasm just by talking to her!

Cute horny fujofangirl patchy!

>> No.24304350

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRD!

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>>23937113
I'm going to help Marisa "borrow" more of your shit you fat fuck! You can have it back once we are both dead!

>> No.24308281

>>24172974
M-M-More, please. Or I'll be putting Patchy on a diet!

>> No.24316478

>>23937113
I love this fat nerd

>> No.24316914

>>24308281
shit guys I think he's serious, you might wanna listen to him

>> No.24325681 [DELETED] 

>>24316914
Why him?

>> No.24339781 [DELETED] 

patchy

>> No.24356468 [DELETED] 

>>23937113

>> No.24359828

>>24316478
She isn't fat. She just has big bones.

>> No.24373455 [DELETED] 

patchy

>> No.24373464

>>24359828
The fat has big bones because of the meat.

>> No.24377574

>>24359828
Patchy bones are very weak and small though, she is purely fat soft meat without any muscle or hard parts.

>> No.24377665

what a lovely purple anal seed tank

>> No.24382930

>>24020680
Can I have sex with Patchouli's bellybutton?

>> No.24383054
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Imagine Patchouli shrank you and kept you in her slipper haha

>> No.24383662

God I want to manhandle her fat tits.
Lotion em up and knead, grope and perform milking motions on them.

>> No.24383848

Fondle this womanly mercury junkie with no end in sight, to study anatomy with practical method ofcourse and abuse all of her holes, and especially the other hole because fat girls and buttfug are like bread and butter.

>> No.24388945
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Oh no! Patchi injured her back

>> No.24388966

>>24388945
pache is so fat her weak bones can't handle her own weight...

>> No.24391136

>>24388945
Now she's stuck in that position, it would be funny if someone took advantage of her situation

>> No.24391148

>>24391136
she needs a counterbalance
I'll make sure to fill in that position for her.

>> No.24392110

One of my favorite Patchy doujins.
Seeing her plump up into a slampig is great.
https://exhentai.org/g/623212/13089989a0/

>> No.24401977

>>23937113
I would want her to smother me with her thickness until I die. Just imagine being trapped under her fat ass, struggling to breath,

>> No.24419582
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I eat, Remi. It's what I do.

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Patchy's mind wandering to lewd thoughts about her precious Anon! Patchy knows she shouldn't, but she can't stop thinking about doing cute lewd things with you! Patchy's breathing getting heavy and raspy as her body makes the temperature of the room increase and smell like tuna!

>> No.24439982 [DELETED] 

fattie

>> No.24463450 [DELETED] 

patch

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>>24388945
How can Patchouli keep her butt so perfectly round and shapely when she spends the whole day reading or floating?

>> No.24482144

Fatchouli!

>> No.24494431 [DELETED] 

>>24482144

>> No.24494504

>>24420923
>smell like tuna
Huh

>> No.24501690

fatchy

>> No.24517402

What are your thoughts on Patchouli?

>> No.24517801

>>24517402
very cute!
I want to listen to hip-hop with her and stuff

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>>24517402
Love the witch, despise the fanbase.

>> No.24518095

>>24517402
Super cute, super purple. I envy her lifestyle

>> No.24518099

>>24518056
Patchy's cute smelly bare feet!

>> No.24525382

>>24517402
I want the witch to read me a bedtime story while we cuddle in a kings-sized bed

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Patchouli the Bibliophiliac!

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>>24518099

>> No.24538429
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Beachouli

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>>24517402
I want to sit her on my lap and pat her on the head while she reads one of her books!

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>>24538429

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>>24538429
>>24542996

>> No.24560232
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Purple contest between mansions

>> No.24560315

why did that artist draw her so grossly i hate how they do this to ran, patchy, and yukari
all you mommy dommy and fatfags ruin them kys 4 me

>> No.24566356

>>24197628
pache no that's not how you eat it

>> No.24567383

>>24560315
Please remember to "take it easy!!!"
/jp/ is a fun loving community

>> No.24567727

>>23941692
Do nips really like those square checkerboard cookies? I never see them anywhere else

>> No.24571357
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the pach

>> No.24580487 [DELETED] 

>>23937113
I don't care, fatty

>> No.24589124

>>24560232
Who won?

>> No.24597190
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>>24589124
My wife Patchouli cannot be beaten by underworld dwellers

>> No.24597844

>>24567727
i think they have a cultural association with checkered patterns and western aristocracy

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>>23937113
Gomen nasai, Patchouli-sama...

>> No.24602226

>>24197628
Yuckie, its not a god damned burrito.

>> No.24610850
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Patchouli thinks this is enough.

>> No.24624643

>>24610850
I want to look at and play with patchu's bellybuttom

>> No.24634445

Fatchouli!

>> No.24645906

>>24610850
No it’s not. It’s time to make it bigger...by applying a baby bump to it from yours truly

>> No.24647901

>>24598555
M-Moar

>> No.24648486

I want Patchy to study me with clinical indifference, as if I were a rare scientific specimen. Poking a probing and investigating, as she "Hmmm"s with mild interest and collects emissions in little jars.

>> No.24651232

>>24188284
healthy patchy! getting fit isn't a one time thing!

>> No.24653992

I wish there were more artists that drew plump girls like this.

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>>24188284
I want to exercise with Patche on the bed

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>>24172974
my immersion has been broken because no fairy is smart enough to think this up and then continue doing it for more than a few days before getting bored

>> No.24671079

>>24668181
Imagine slow breeding sex with sexy meaty Poncho, as you tell her how beautiful and sexy her healthy meaty body is, and how you're going to impregnate her.

>> No.24679018

>>24597190
God, she´s really good at kissing, I wish I could taste the Patchoulli spittle

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>> No.24687597

>>24679989
>>24679999
I WANT LICK STRONGLY HER ASS!!!

>> No.24703752

>>24679989
>>24679999
Smelly

>> No.24709683

Cute warm soft fluffy loving magical romantic wholesome cuddly affectionate hand-holding sex with Patchy!

>> No.24711205

>>24709683
The dream.

>> No.24711352

>>24687597
Woah calm down son let me see what yo-
GOD DAMN I WANT SOME OF HER ASS TOO!!!

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how can she be that beautiful and perfect bros?

>> No.24728930

>>24679999
Oh God.
Just imagine...

>> No.24728970

>>23937113
more like FATchouli

>> No.24740706

>>24712205
It's her color palette

>> No.24742856

>>23940299
Hooot I wanna be a cute shouts on her mommy like milkers

>> No.24753044

This thread reminds me of the good old says.

>> No.24755612

>>24037214
1285389/2ed9da4838/

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