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It is now fluff time.

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>> No.24189711

Bully the shorties!

>> No.24189720
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Huff the best kind of fluff!

>> No.24189743
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ᵇᵒᵒ

>> No.24189745

I want to impregnate an mg of every single species out there even if it kills me!

>> No.24189754
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>> No.24189764

>>24189745
You know, technically I think the DL is a different species like a Lilim is to a succubus. Are you going to NTR her husband?

>> No.24189765

Yep, rape
pfffffffffffffhahaha

>> No.24189769

>>24189764
She's a goddess! How can you cuck a goddess? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

>> No.24189789

>>24189764
DL is simply a Lilim or Succubus Empowered with every monsters energy. She isn't a different species.

>> No.24189793

Friendly reminder to read the damn setting before you ask dumb questions

>> No.24189803
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Getting princess carried by the dragon that saved you from the evil queens castle!

>> No.24189806

>>24189793
>read
I'm not here to be a nerd, I'm here to look at pretty pictures

>> No.24189814

>>24189803
I'll allow it.

>> No.24189856

Did the last thread got deleted or the retard that has been bumping threads for weeks to eliminate the ones he doesn't like sniped it?

>> No.24189865
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>>24189707
MY EMPIRE FOR SENKO AS MY WIFE!

>> No.24189866

>>24189856
It was some IDOL general making more than 1 new thread as always

>> No.24189893

>>24189745
>Anon gets a harem of 217 girls.

>> No.24189952

>>24189745
>>24189893
And I thought my harem was big with 7 girls.

>> No.24189956
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24189956

>Go to mostly undead school
>Day before holiday break
>Parents are leaving for honeymoon
>Nothing to do so I browse the internet during class
>Read up on zombie dakis
>Can contort their body anyway so you can find a comfortable position no matter what
>Don’t sleep so you don’t have to worry about waking her up
>Might start off cold but love the warmth of your body and will quickly Become warm
>Can fuck her as much as you want at your own pace
>Become sold on the idea of a cute zombie dakimura
>Go to special dead room and wait for final bell and abduct cutest most well dressed zombie while the lich teacher isn’t looking
>Doesn’t take much convincing to drag her home with me and cuddle under the covers for a nap
>Sleep the rest of the day away as I wake up at indeterminate times with a boner and cum inside her then go back to cuddling
>wake up later only due to loud banging on door
>Open it to see ghoul police asking me if I’ve seen a zombie around from my school
>No
>Slam door in their face and go back to my room to sleep again
>Turn on TV for background noise and hear news report about zombie daughter of influential wight has gone missing
>Quickly take ID off of zombie I abducted and see the names match
Ah fuck

>> No.24189966

>>24189769
Go away Dagoth Ur, you masked exhibitionist weirdo.

>> No.24189993

>>24189966
Giant Bronze Automaton as the Numidium.

>> No.24189998
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24189998

Tfw no blind tomboy demonfu gf

>> No.24190001

>>24189956
Bring her back and just say, "Dear miss pwerful wight lady, I abducted, slept in the same bed with, and creampied your daughter multiple times."

I'm sure you'll be fine.

>> No.24190009

>>24189966
Come to think if it if TES was overtaken by MGE demonic energy wouldn't all of the races of mer be turned into monster girls in addition to all of the monsters?

>> No.24190029

>>24189998
The artstyle is annoying

>> No.24190031

>>24189956
No backing out of this now, you've got to bring back a Wight to the momma pregnant with Zombie grandkids.

>> No.24190048

>>24190009
Yes, except bretons may remain male, as would any half elves since they're basically analogous to human born incubi of monster/human couples.

>> No.24190101

>>24189707
skinning this fluffy thing to make me a nice hat

>> No.24190102

>>24190048
As far as I'm aware bretons are more humans with mer blood then the are mer with human blood.

But that does raise an interesting thought experiment of exactly where the cut off between monster and beast would be? The giants would undoubtedly become monster girls, but what about the pre-historic animals like the mammoths and sabre toothed cats?

In addition how would it effect the daedric princes? Could they be turned or would they have to be killed? Unless I miss-remember my lore the MGE Demon Lord can only really convert monsters that are less powerful then she is. Gaining the title of Monster Lord boosted her power to parallel of the Chief God but I figure at least one of the daedric princes should be her equal.

>> No.24190127

>>24189893
Go big or go home

>> No.24190137

>>24190009
Hard question as Elves are considered near humans/human sub race meaning male elves can turn into Elven Incubi.

>> No.24190145

>>24189956
What would the wight do when she found out who it was?

>> No.24190153
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder, now...
Undress, lay down, and spread your legs, cattle.

>> No.24190155

>>24190137
Isn't it in MGE though elves and dwarves can no longer give birth to males some males still exist from the previous era?

>> No.24190166

>>24190102
I always assumed bretons were more or less half half. Though being more human makes sense since it's been a long time of human interbreeding since they were elven slaves. Probably diluted the elf blood quite a bit.

To me the cut off has always been magic. A giant mammoth is always a giant mammoth, until it comes into contact with enough magic that it would turn cognisant, more than a beast, this process of elevation would necessarily reshape it's body into a mammoth girl. The difference between beast and monster to me is a kind of intelligence. And metaphysical bullshitery always re-routs monsters into monstergirls.

The daedra would all become MGs obviously. If I understand it correctly, the DL is basically magical radiation. I don't think the old ones under the ocean started as monstergirls, and I'm pretty sure all the gods are female. Enough time and enough radiation bleeding out would eventually turn every being of that nature into a MG. Including daedra. It's important to note how insidious mamono mana is. There are plenty of beings as powerful or more powerful than the DL, but the nature of Mamono mana is that they have to take active effort to revert it's effects on them. Like how dragons can just decide to use a little bit of their strength to ignore the whole monstergirl shtick and return to being a titanic flying fire breathing lizard. Daedra might fight it for a time, but it takes active resistance and I don't know if they'd bother.

>> No.24190172

>>24190102
>In addition how would it effect the daedric princes
It won't, I think. Daedric Princes don't even have a gender or a set form, they just play along with mortal perceptions if it suits them. Also Daedric Prince = his realm, they are both spirits and literal parts of Oblivion. There is nothing to monsterise.
>at least one of the daedric princes should be her equal.
Enter Jyggalag.

>> No.24190197

>>24190155
Non monsterized Female dwarves and Elves will can birth males. Monsterized women of all three species only birth females. Dwarven males are really rare though as nearly every dwarven female is monsterized.

>> No.24190198

>>24190166
Fuck, I forgot that actual Lovecraftian Gods exist in MGE.
In a fantasy setting creatures like Shoggoths don't stand out nearly as much after all.

>> No.24190208

>>24190172
>Enter Jyggalag
Enter Anubis

>> No.24190209

>>24190172
Mamono mana is incredibly invasive, if it can get to gods in their realm, and deep ones, I don't see why daedra would be immune. Furthermore if they are formless representations of perceptions, mamono mana changing the rest of the world would change them too, even if it never actually touched them. Because every one would think they changed.

>> No.24190231

>Steam powered golem that literally vents steam when embarrassed

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Remember, older women need love too

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>>24190153
I'm gonna resist just enough that the rape turns into an extreme, aggressive rape. They secretly like it when your resist with fear. Makes them hornier

>> No.24190246

>>24190240
Yes, she is perfect.

>> No.24190264

>>24190240
I want her and her sister!

>> No.24190267

>Ywn achieve CHUM
Why even dream?

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>>24190209
Reminds me of pic related

>> No.24190339

>>24190209
>Furthermore if they are formless representations of perceptions, mamono mana changing the rest of the world would change them too, even if it never actually touched them. Because every one would think they changed.
Hm, good point. Half of them already use feminine form most of the time anyway. The only one actively resisting would be Jyggalag, but not even other daedra like this faggot. Everyone else would just go with the flow sooner or later.

>> No.24190363

>>24190269
There really is no excuse for her being a cunt. She's going to win eventually, acting now to "save lives" or make people live correctly actually only invites resistance and pushback. You're an immortal being, cram a bad dragon dildo in it and play the long game like you're supposed to. The Order are the one who need to panic, you can just play off against them like the sympathetic yet helpful faction cleaning up after their acts of terrorism.

>> No.24190367

>>24190339
Molag-bal would see a fuck of a lot more rape coming her way that's for sure. Sanguine. Sheogorath would cream her panties at seeing wonderland.

>> No.24190377

>>24190363
Well, they wouldnt be called "EXTREMISTS" if their rational faculties were working properly, now would they?

>> No.24190379

>>24190367
>implying molag doesn't become the patron god of Manticores, Hellhounds, and other rape monster mamano.

>> No.24190397

>>24190377
Touche. Maybe her mother should find her a man so she can chill out. She's ruining everything.

>> No.24190412

>>24190367
Wonderland is practically Mania anyway.

>> No.24190420

>>24190379
There's a mamono for every prince, often even multiple species
Only Peryite and Namira would have any trouble finding new worshippers, I think

>> No.24190424

>>24190240
How much of the dragon book has been translated?

>> No.24190427

>>24190420
>Namira
Sandworms obviously

>> No.24190442

>>24190420
They have a lesserr version of the nurgle problem where every other god can be made mge pretty easy, but them. Like i guess devil bugs and akaname could work. Maybe giant ants or ghouls.

>> No.24190450

I want a wight that acts all high and mighty out in public like a normal wight but in private she's a cuddle slut and loves all types of lovey-dovey shit.
Is it easier to find a wight like this or is making one by evolving a zombie a better option?

>> No.24190454

>>24189754
Slime hug!

>> No.24190455

>>24190420
>Namira
>Not ghouls, and bug girls
Peryite's shit out of luck tho. He may find traction with plague rat girls and liches that scried into an alternate universe and heard of some other Lich's brilliant research into a so called "Scourge".

>> No.24190458

>>24190450
Evolving a zombie. Make sure to cuddle her lots as she will remember it when she wights. Kiss her lots if you want a kissu slut as well.

>> No.24190459

>>24190450
Swings either way. It could be nostalgia for being a zombie. It could be hidden insecurity and jealousy as skipping zombie phase and going right to wight, so she wants to at least act out the simple minded pure love a zombie has for her husband and experience that kind of utterly uncomplicated bliss.

>> No.24190464
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>Oblivion tier racist combat dialogue for the different monster girls
I’ll start
>DIE YOU MANGY WOLF

>> No.24190465

>>24190455
technically anubis could work with peryite as he is the task master.

>> No.24190469

>>24190455
>Peryite's shit out of luck tho
Everything as usual

>> No.24190470

>>24190420
>>24190442
Disease is usually associated with death and rebirth, I figure a monsterized version would focus more on that aspect then the disease aspect.

Also sexy diseases that make you horny, increase fertility, that type of thing.

>> No.24190472

>>24190240
I want an older ushi-oni who has calmed down over her many many years. Now she is an ancient regal ushi matron! You can still trigger the rape machine though

>> No.24190501

>>24190470
Yeah that makes sense. Death rebirth or his aspect as the task master of oblivion. Heck in MGE lewd viruses that make people horny or cause odd sex effects are a thing.

>> No.24190502

>>24190442
>>24190470
Disease is easy to work, I think. You've got the sex disease cop-out no offence but there's also disease treating girls, leech girls. Vampire mosquitoes could be a kind of flip side of it, for if you want a certain disease. Stagnant water elementals.

>> No.24190517

>>24190379
>molag bal being the patron god of rape despite having had his dick bit off by vivec who made it into a spear that he's wielded since making it HIS spear
>worshipping molag bal the supposed god of rape who had to seduce to get any and couldn't even corrupt a few House bloodlines despite constantly trying
>not worshipping vivec as he prances around "stabbing" anything from the world to abstract concepts to whore goddesses to random asshats to his own kids with his "spear" because he makes the rules motherfucker and if you don't like them you can take the issue up with muatra

>> No.24190542

>>24190517
i am more referring to how molag created the vampires and how he makes new ones even. Also i am pretty sure vivec and co happened a lot earlier than serena "gaining" her vampirism.

>> No.24190543

>>24190517
Vivec is a faggot, and Molag has legions of goth wannabe vampires lining up to get pounded into oblivion.

>> No.24190550

>>24190379
> 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
More like the goddess of permavirgin monster girls who fantasize about raping a guy

>> No.24190552

>>24190543
Don't they only become vampires after getting punded

>> No.24190553

>>24190542
I mean not necessarily, she's been on ice and aren't volkihar clan super old? They might be pre tribunal. I dunno

>> No.24190563

>>24190552
It's both I think. You can be mortal or a vampire, he just makes you his bitch if you're hot enough and turns you into a daughter of coldharbour and a pureblood vampire. I don't see why lesser vampires can't do it too.

>> No.24190580

>>24190552
That is why he said wannabee vampires anon.

>>24190553
True. Still it would be weird for the deadric prince of rape to permanently lose his dick. At least before becoming a MGE version.

>> No.24190590

>>24190580
>True. Still it would be weird for the deadric prince of rape to permanently lose his dick. At least before becoming a MGE version.
There's no way he doesn't have a regenerating cock. Vivec probably kept the leftover after a new one grew in.

>> No.24190596

>>24190542
Vampires are the descendants of kids vivec had with molag bal, that scenario where molag bal could only get any through seduction because in actuality he's quite weak for a daedric prince. Vivec killed most of them using muatra when it was first "crafted" but through various and continued means molag bal still has them under his purview.
>>24190543
Not sure a hermaphroditic entity can be labeled faggot since they're technically both and neither gender.
>legions of goth wannabe vampires lining up to get pounded into oblivion
Gonna be waiting a long ass time consider molag bal ain't got no dick.

>> No.24190597

>>24190580
I've no clue what to do with post mge molag ritual though. Maybe to make a vampire and to keep in line with the cuckening, Molag actually rapes YOU, and when your wife drinks your blood, then she becomes a pure blooded vampire.

I dunno. Kinda shit.

>> No.24190599

>>24190590
9n the bright side once he becomes a deadric princess he wont have to worry about that anymore. Woe to that man that catches her fancy though.

Also how about some of the other princesses?

>> No.24190607

>>24190596
What lore are you smoking? Vampires are the descendants of a nedic priestess of arkay Molag literally reaped to death and then into undeath again, the first vampire. I forget her name, some dumb lilith reference.

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>Sandworms will compliment their husband on how he tastes amazing
May not sound like much, but to them, it's the highest degree of flattery and it means a lot to them when they say it. It's the most sincere, straight-from-the-heart type of compliment she can give. So be sure to let her know how much you appreciate it! And reciprocate the compliment!

I imagine same can be said about wolf girls complimenting their husbands on their scents

>> No.24190621

>>24190597
Yuri rape.

>> No.24190632

>>24190599
>Imagine dicking the eternally uptight Meridia
Hercine's an obvious one, so is vaermina. Hermaeus just wants to touch you all over and dedicate a forbidden library to every facet of your body, she'll go bright red if you ever stumble into the section that's just trillions and trillions of dairy entries and fanfictions she wrote about you and her.

>> No.24190633

>>24190607
Lamea Beolfag

>> No.24190645

>>24190459
>Wight has a complex about never being a zombie
>Keeps acting like a zombie around her husband
>Her zombie sister just doesn't understand and think she just really loves her husband

>> No.24190648

>>24190607
Lore you apparently know little about.
Lamae Bal was merely the first vampire born solely of molag bal and by accident at that. Theres an argument to be made that technically makes her the first "true" vampire but only if you consider the previous mutant breeds made by vivec and molag bal not vampires for some reason despite being exactly that and by "true" meaning purely descending from molag bal which arguably makes them weaker than those descended from vivec and molag bal because they have none of the fun metaphysical fuckeries that come from vivec.

>> No.24190651

>>24190632
Her angels are probably even more uptight. Be hard pressed to get to her before one of them claims you. Azura probably is some basic bitch. Just an uppity elf. Merunes would be eternally on raging for cock.

>> No.24190660

I want Azura to dom me

>> No.24190672

>>24190590
It's pretty well explained. Vivec makes and breaks rules due to his nature so when he bit new words into molag bale's "spear" when they were comparing them he also took it and used its secrets to make muatra which he then wielded as his own. Its explicitly stated that the 36 lessons are not only metaphorical and allegorical but also quite literal and that only works because its vivec.
If molag bal had a regenerating cock vivec stole that entire concept, both in the abstract sense and literal sense, edited, then made it his own.
20:1 he was just jealous molag bals was bigger and wanted that to not be the case.

>> No.24190673

zombies are good girls who deserve good things like handholding and headpats

>> No.24190688

>>24190673
Zombies need their bodies to be destroyed so they can return as superior ghosts.

>> No.24190689

>>24190673
Is it bad to want an entire horde of zombie waifus?

>> No.24190692

>>24190660
Too bad vivec shoved his spear so far down her throat he pinned her through mundus' metaphysical floor banishing her in the process. She's a bit preoccupied as a result.

>> No.24190703

>>24190648
>By accident
He did it purely to spite arkay, since she was the first undead, or at least the first he had any part in. He turned her into a vampire and she went on a rampage and created all the vampire clans.At least, all the human ones. And this was all in the merethic era, whereas vivec was first era, much later.

Vevec's gay mutant rape babies aren't the first.

>> No.24190708

>>24190703
Well this just isn't canon.

>> No.24190717

>>24190672
That doesn't make sense because then Molag wouldn't be able to continue making daughters of coldharbour. He also wouldn't be the god of rape. People all imagine him with a dick anyway, and so he has a dick. I don't know what metaphysical fuckery Vivec did, but it doesn't follow that Molag's now a eunuch.

>> No.24190720

>>24190708
This anon has it right. He raped her to spite arkay but be actively left her for dead after he left his humiliating mark. The treatment she received by her "rescuers" is what effectively made her into an undead rather than just dying and her burning in the pyre is what gave vampires their weakness to fire.

>> No.24190722

>>24190688
What about a zombie-ghost "twin" where the ghost has to look out for her dead body and acts like a big sis to the zombie

>> No.24190725

>>24190708
You're not canon. Besides, she pops up in a tone of different references.

>> No.24190728

>>24190689
Watch out for the love bites

>> No.24190733

>>24190728
Love bites and cuddle piles are my main motications.

>> No.24190749

Night elves>wood elves>blood elves>dark elves>shit> normal elves/high elves.
You cant argue this.

>> No.24190754

>>24190749
Yes we can't because it's pure nonsense

>> No.24190755

>>24190722
two girls for the price of one I'm sold though what happens when the zombie wights and gets her own ghost powers then the ghost sister wouldn't need to watch over her anymore

>> No.24190763

>>24190720
>This anon has it right. He raped her to spite arkay but be actively left her for dead after he left his humiliating mark.
I thought he deliberately knew she'd turn into a vampire. Like there's just raping a priestess which happens all the time, and is a fairly mundane mortal act. And there's turning her into the first vampire, which is a direct spit in the face of Arkay's very being and divinity. I think it was on purpose.

>> No.24190776

>>24190749
High elves = Blood elves > Wood elves = Night elves = dark elves > shit > santa elves.

You can't argue with this.

>> No.24190782

Imagine living in MGE Coldharbour haha. I would probably be pretty safe

>> No.24190790

>>24190755
She becomes the wight's ghost powers so her ghost hands are also alive

>> No.24190799

>>24190782
I bet its called cold harbour cause all the pussy there is cold and undead.

>> No.24190804

>>24190145
Give her daughter and her family a bigger house, more finances and make her husband teach the son in law how to act like a real gentleman
Also, she would start making calls for the most unnecessarily big, luxurious and over the top wedding ceremony you could ever imagine

>> No.24190808

>>24190717
I'm sorry, anon. In all probability it was a reenactment followed by the usual daedric reimagining of a mortal. Vivec makes and breaks on a metaphysical level thats why he's such a danger to basically everything but especially daedra who he can kill as a result. What we do know is he castrated molag bal using this power. What we also know is that unless vivec remakes or undoes what he does it won't fix on its own.
What we also know is serena's WHOLE FAMILY partook of the ritual. That includes her dad and that it was degrading but no mention of it being sexual. The issue is the first ritual involved profaning the mechanism for giving life to take a life and using the result death to make undeath. Men don't have that same means but her father was still able to partake in the ritual. Theres a break there that either means serena's father is a woman physical or molag bal took the dad's dick to the point of death which would void his lord of domination title which didn't happen. So, the ritual, while degrading, must have been either something complete different but equally lethal or a reenactment to side skirt the inherent issues.
Going by what we know and not what we don't know molag bal is dickless and must perform some other ritual to make new vampires.

>> No.24190809

>>24190673
I want to get deployed in Raccoon City

>> No.24190811

>>24190776
High elves are great and made for worshipping. I like dark elves too though.

>> No.24190816

>>24190776
Youre right.

>> No.24190822

which undead would be best to play co-op left 4 dead with

>> No.24190827

>>24190822
>which black people would be the best to play 'shoot the nigger' with
Is this s trick question?

>> No.24190832

>>24190822
clearly you need a ghamer ghoul

>> No.24190840

>>24190776
I like how you can boil down elves to three type
smug elves, tree elves, and black elves everything else is just a variation of those three

>> No.24190845

>>24190808
>Going by what we know and not what we don't know
Let's be honest, in your case it's more like
>Going by what I acknowledge and what I ignore

>> No.24190854

>>24190808
>That includes her dad and that it was degrading but no mention of it being sexual.
Except Serana won't wed you because she's a used goods rape victim. Harkon's a cuck for power, so it's really no surprise he'd bend over, though personally when I was playing through, I got the feeling he didn't have to get raped to benefit from the ritual because he gave molag ball his own oyakodon. I accept that Vivec's dumb metaphysical bullshit, but so is the very concept of a daedra. Say he actually kills a daedra, but the rest of the world still worships it. Doesn't it just pop up again? Does Vivec have the power to fundamentally alter the structure of the universe? Afaik even those with CHIM can't do that. Add to it sure. But Talos was already worshipped, he didn't fundamentally change anything. Also, if they're beings with no set gender, it's entirely possible molag took Harkon's dick and dominated it to the point of draining him to death. Still he's a fag and I rather think he got it for free since he gave over his wife and daughter. After all domination isn't just penetration.

>> No.24190855

>>24190840
oh yeah what category does a shortstack elf that likes to mine and has a book of grudges fit under

>> No.24190862

>tfw talk about cute mge tes girls.
>People start autistically talking about shit thats totally unrelated.
Rip.

>> No.24190863

>>24190855
They go under dwarf you blasphemous fucking treefucker

>> No.24190864

>>24190855
I'm pretty sure thats not an elf that's a dwarf

>> No.24190871

>>24190855
thats a fucking grudge you goddamn manling. Better get fucking ready for implying such horseshit.

>> No.24190876

>>24190864
>>24190863
But she said she was an elf and she backed that statement up with a rather big hammer, I feel like correcting her wouldn't end well

>> No.24190878

>>24190845
Go back and read up the lore, anon. We only know that the original ritual involved rape because it profaned the thing that created life by using it to take life, molag bal had his dick bit off and kept by an entity that breaks things on a metaphysical level even in their own realms, the ritual molag bal now uses to make vampires can be done using men as serena's entire family was involved which means her father underwent it to. Gay sex doesn't make life and so having it would not be a profanity to arkay which means that whatever the ritual is isn't sex only that whatever it is is degrading which can be any other number of things.

>> No.24190885

>>24190876
>I feel like correcting her wouldn't end well
it's a grudge if you do correct her and a grudge if you don't either way get ready to have some kids of the forge

>> No.24190888

>>24190854
>Still he's a fag and I rather think he got it for free since he gave over his wife and daughter. After all domination isn't just penetration.
I'd say giving your family to be raped to death in exchange for power constitutes as being a submissive bitch to be honest

>> No.24190893

>>24190878
>Gay sex doesn't make life
Isn't gay if one of the participants doesn't have a gender, though. As you said yourself,
>Go back and read up the lore, anon.

>> No.24190894

>>24190855
given that they are underground in a mine likely a black elf so some form of weird drow

>> No.24190905
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>THUD, THUD, THUD, muffled voice:
mooooooooooooo
cmoooon, lemme iiiin
mooooooooooo
how was I supposed to know you weren't actually thirsty when all you were looking at was my breasts?
won't forcefeed you milk again, proooomise
moooooooooooo
cmon, lemme iiiiiiiiinnn
or else there won't be a barrier between us for long....

>> No.24190908

>>24190876
>>24190885
Looks like you got caught in a grudgin 22. Accept your fate and let her hammer your sword.

>> No.24190913
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24190913

how about vampires
vampires like blood
keep your body healthy so vampires can appreciate the taste of your blood.

>> No.24190918

>>24190905
actually I'm out of milk so that's perfect timing

>> No.24190921

>>24190905
To much rp. Would smash the shit outta that cow though.

>> No.24190930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF4eTlCl660

>> No.24190931

>>24190913
my blood is the best it's rare and healthy truly I would need a dhampir to protect me my blood is so awesome

>> No.24190948

>>24190888
Exactly
>>24190878
I think it's fairly easy to say that the main ritual of the god of rape and domination involves rape or domination. I highly doubt the whole take life by how you make life thing is actually integral, unless you can source that. Furthermore, as a genderless being, Molag bal could well have changed roles, all it cares about is rape and domination. What's more submissive than a woman giving herself to be raped? What's more submissive than a husband and a father giving his wife and daughter? I say it qualifies, you're drawing on rather flimsy conjecture.

If any thing's going to be retconned it's the dumb metaphysical bullshit, not a game/world, what, over a decade it's junior, with rather straightforward and logical paths from A to B.

If anything, the real truth is vivec bit and kept Molag bal's dick, AND molag bal still has his dick, because dumb metaphysical bullshit.

>> No.24190949

>>24190913
No.

>> No.24190972

>>24190948
But I digress, grossly. How about that Sleeping Tree dyrad? Sap's something else if you can get passed the giant girls.

>> No.24190986

Mofu in quantity or quality

>> No.24190989

>There are three primary colours and countless variations therein
>There are three primary elves and countless variations therein
Coincidence? I think not.

>> No.24190993

>>24190989
what happens when I mix the three elves into one?

>> No.24190998
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>>24190921
Yeah I know, it felt kinda too much halfway through typing it but I'm not a man who gives up

>> No.24191002

>>24190854
>Doesn't it just pop up again
No. Vivec CHIM'd. He's an actual god not a pseudo-god like the aedra and daedra. That's how he does what he does. It's the direct equivalent of gaining access to the source code and being able to freely edit it whereas the aedra and daedra can only really use the source code as is to make whatever it is they make.
You're also mistaking the daedra's forms. There is their Manifestation, the form they take to appear before servants as an example, and their actual selves which are located in their realm. When you see a daedra in-game that isn't in their realm it's a Manifestation. Any sight of a daedra in mundus is not them actually being there, the liminal barriers prevent that, which is why the oblivion crisis was about a daedra actively trying to break a way into mundus because they otherwise can't be there physically. Vivec isn't either an aedra or a daedra he's a legit god through CHIM which is a direct step above aedra and daedra and puts him in the same league as padomay and anu but better because CHIM achievers are free of any overarching aspects controlling them outside their own personalities.
Kill a manifestation and you merely weaken the daedra in their own plane. Kill the actual daedra in their own plane and they're dead. Especially when it's done using CHIM because that's basically going back in time to prevent that daedra's birth.
That's why azura's banishment is permanent because vivec actively summoned her physically to mundus then banished her from it rather than banishing a mere manifestation.

>> No.24191003

>>24190993
That's impossible! You're insane!

>> No.24191015

>>24190993
too much smug energy it's just impossible

>> No.24191019

>>24191002
Except all of this is fan wank that has little to do with what was actually written and said in games.

>> No.24191021

>>24190893
>doesn't have a gender
Vivec isn't gay because he's a hermaphrodite. Sex with a pussy ain't gay.
Molag ball is a daedra and thus omnisexual but he rapes using his "spear" explicitly as that is its purpose. If he used a female avatar he'd be using the second aperture(pussy) which is the aperture of life not destruction which goes directly against his aspect and thus not something he'd do.

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>>24190905

>> No.24191026

>>24191021
>he rapes using his "spear" explicitly
Provide source on that claim

>> No.24191028

I want to make a flat cow's day asking for her milk instead of the milk of her huge breasted rival

>> No.24191030

>>24190989
>anon forgets you can bypass such limitations and exist without elf entirely making them jealous as fuck while you go bang something with actual flavor like a kiki or even a kobold

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I did a drider for a friend

>> No.24191042

>>24191021
>If he used a female avatar he'd be using the second aperture(pussy) which is the aperture of life not destruction which goes directly against his aspect because I pulled it straight outta my ass
>Sigillah Parate mentions in her spiritual commentary that she belonged to a cult known as the "Witches of Molag Bal," where Molag Bal often appeared to its members in the guise of a mortal female
Yeah feel free to fuck off with your retarded fanon

>> No.24191044

>>24191019
>little to do with what was written and actually said in-game
>every single game and the lore in the actual game plus the books and dialogue therein including skyrim and the words of the lores creator who also wrote fucking everything plus the actual books and media released outside the games that are confirmed canon by the creator himself don't count though because I said so
Sure thing, little buddy.

>> No.24191046

>>24190913
So
is a MGE vampire drinking blood like taking their virginity?

>> No.24191054

>>24191026
>source
Literally anything kirkbride wrote on the matter.
>>24191042
>canon
>kirkbride is now fanon
Go join the other guy in the "little buddy" corner, kiddo.

>> No.24191058
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Teach your dautherus that no means no and that consent is cool, make sure they know that rape is wrong

>> No.24191062
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Turtles
People like turtles
Lets enjoy the sea life, its summer after all

>> No.24191066

>>24191054
>kirkbride
Has nothing to do with TES for a longest time, his ramblings are literally the definition of fanon.

>> No.24191069

>>24191034
Anon no! Think of the advitisers.

>> No.24191073

>>24191062
too bad her queen yertle is a huge bitch

>> No.24191082

>>24191025
Dumb shrine maiden can't even wear proper clothes.

>> No.24191088

>>24191069
>the advitisers
...the what?

>> No.24191099

>>24191054
>MOLAG BAL CAN'T BE A WOMAN
>ingores the part that explicitly states that he in fact does so
Go join the other guy in the "little buddy" corner, kiddo.

>> No.24191101

>>24191066
Been confirm by Bethesda's itself kirkbrides shit is hard canon and that its the foundation for any new lore. It's to the point Bethesda backs C0DA and the current devs actively do everything they can to stick to kirkbrides lore because its the only reason TES is as good as it is.
It's also why the only lore that's non-canon is zenimax shit.

>> No.24191103

>>24191082
She woke up like that. Somebody must have spiked her food/drink

>> No.24191104

>>24191058
anon that's so cringe you just turned a unicorn into a rapist

>> No.24191105

>>24191002
Their actual self is genderless, while Molag is known to appear as either male or female at will. You're really not drawing on anything solid, thus I feel the morel logical conclusion is both things are true. You're just... I dunno, vivec fanboying or something. It's evident that Vivec's feats simultaneously happened and didn't. Molag is still out there raping despite having lost his dick Azura stil lexists and exerts her will on mundus despite being "banished"

Also contribute more to the MG side of the discussion you fuckin' aspie. Do you think swordsingers would still be swordsingers, or dicksingers instead? How many shouts in the Thu'um are just things like "Cum Breed Birth"?

>> No.24191106

>>24191101
>Been confirm by Bethesda's itself kirkbrides shit is hard canon
>Bethesda backs C0DA
Provide source on that claim.

>> No.24191115

what even is the point of shrine maidens

>> No.24191120

>>24191099
Be a woman all he wants he dominates and rapes with his "spear" as that is its purpose.

>> No.24191125

>>24191115
To corrupt into lewd monstergirls. Same as nuns.

>> No.24191131

>>24191115
serve the goddess of their shrine and also get you to give them money for her

>> No.24191136

>>24191120
Provide source on that claim.

>> No.24191144

>>24191106
Bethesda's own words and their continual use of contracting kirkbride to be an advisor for and to write lore for each subsequent game because he's probably the only guy in existence that gets it all because no man can unless they're as high as he usually is.

>> No.24191154

>>24191062
Turtles are smart and know a lot.

>> No.24191156

>>24191136
Any material written by kirkbride on the matter. You want confirmation? Go earn it by being a big boy and reading up on it yourself now that you know what to look for.

>> No.24191158

>>24191144
>Bethesda's own words
Link?
>ontinual use of contracting kirkbride to be an advisor
>Advisor mean they are literally writing everything as he says
yeah sure

>> No.24191160
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what is this autistic nerdshit I just want argonian maids

>> No.24191174

>>24191115
Real world? Priestesses that are always on-duty and whores who earn the shrine enough money to survive.
MGE, priestesses that are always on-duty and sluts who will matchmake each other to earn the shrine enough mana to survive.

>> No.24191187

>>24191115
Care for a shrine, perform ceremonies, rape.

>> No.24191193

>>24191158
The devs have confirmed they check with kirkbride to ensure continuity and quality even if that usually just results in him going "yea, sure, whatever." before going back to his ketamine and cocaine because they usually write things he admittedly doesn't care for or about.

>> No.24191200

>>24191156
>uuuuh I'm just gonna pull things outta my ass and then claim that's exactly what kirbride said
Go join the other guy in the "little buddy" corner, kiddo.

>> No.24191204

>>24191193
You're 100% devoted to not actually contributing to the MG discussion aren't you?

>> No.24191208

>>24191193
The devs have confirmed they ignore kirkbride to ensure continuity and quality even if that usually just results in him going "reeeeee you can't just write whatever you want."

>> No.24191209

>>24191187
why does the shrine need cared for cant god do it

>> No.24191211

24191200
I'm rescinding (You)'s until you prove you can be a functional individual and find the answers yourself under your own power especially since half the works already been done for you.

>> No.24191217

>>24191204
I've been doing both I'm just keeping it separated from each other.

>> No.24191220

24191211
I'm rescinding (You)'s until you prove you can be a functional individual and provide source on your cliams instead of pretending that somewhere there exists a quote that backs up whatever you just said.

>> No.24191228

>>24191160
I prefer the wide variety of khajit catgirl maids.

>> No.24191231

Why does this weird Tanuki keep stalking me telling me to buy her game?

>> No.24191233
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We need more dragons

>> No.24191259

>>24191231
you better buy her game anon

>> No.24191265

>>24191115
Priestesses are for corrupting and "raping" on the altar of their god

>> No.24191282

>>24191265
what if they start out already corrupted then what

>> No.24191299
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Who whould be bigger, monster idol groups or human boy ones

>> No.24191303

>>24191217
You didn't answer my question though.

>> No.24191308

>>24191282
Then they corrupt you into a loyal worshipper.

>> No.24191314

>>24191299
they compete until they merge

>> No.24191322

>>24191282
Purify her on her corrupt god's altar

>> No.24191344

Rape without the air quotations occur to mamano? It sounds like DE prevents them from doing it without air quotations but humans aren't tethered by it until they incubize and that doesn't happen instantly.

>> No.24191363

Apply hugs to the wight until she moans "waaaarm".
And that's the quickest way to defeat the wight endboss.

>> No.24191394

>>24191363
is it defeat if you are now married to her?

>> No.24191400

>>24191282
Then they'll do the raping.

>> No.24191416

>>24191299
I won't know. My face will be covered by my wife's ass or smothered in her breasts, and the sounds of our lewdness will block the world out

>> No.24191423

>>24191394
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my wives?

>> No.24191424

>>24191394
It's a pyrrhic victory

>> No.24191434

>>24191344
I mean your average human is so pitifully weak I don't know how he'd rape a MG. If he did manage to rape one he'd be cursed to death and back by eros.

>> No.24191445

>>24191423
does she not defeat the hero when she makes him her husband

>> No.24191452

>>24191322
thats fucked up man

>> No.24191478

>>24191434
There are weakling types exist like devil bugs where they only succeed through hordes and I'm pretty sure not only are umi oshos basically made for that they're also as weak as they look because of that.
There's also things like using super takedown tactics. If we can take down mammoths with sticks and stones I'm sure medieval era equipment, super tactics, and superior numbers could force down and restrain some of the more unruly types.

>> No.24191492

>>24191452
whats wrong with forcing her on the shrine and holding her hand while calling her a good girl?

>> No.24191559

>>24191445
>Double instant loss with wight
You have my interest.

>> No.24191775
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How does the snake part of the Chimera even work? It's not a sex tool or a a simple suction tail (compared to the Manticore's bulb) it's just a snake that is attached to the Chimera's butt.
Does it just watch while you bang the main body? Act like a pet and just hang around? Whisper lewd shit in your ear while the main body is squealing? How does this work i need more research data

>> No.24191796

>>24191775
>Whisper lewd shit in your ear while the main body is squealing?
Yes, all of this.

>> No.24191801

>>24191775
Stick dick in snake

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>getting smothered by her breasts while you are fucking her thighs
Is this the ultimate lewd hug?

>> No.24192036

>>24180396
Reposting because last thread died fast
>Month X Day ▲ - Primary Entry
>Weather: Clear (Night)
>I spoke with Anon about what happened this morning. He remains unconvinced of my theory.
>Attempts at a controlled manifestation after dinner ended in failure. Aborted to standard relaxation exercises to mitigate backlash on psyche.
>This, along with previous observations point towards physiological limitations surrounding the phenomenon.
>Current methods may be insufficient. Consider developing alternative methods and scenarios. Attempt a more adversarial role?
>For now, postpone all active trials till physiology stabilizes. Recommend raising benchmarks, time and resources permitting.
>...
>Maybe he's right. Maybe I'm overthinking this.
>Focus on what is real.
>Go back to fine-tuning the techniques from earlier this week.
>Weresheep wool should arrive tomorrow, in time for the weekend.
>Focus on his smile. Focus on the stars.

>> No.24192093

>>24191847
The ultimate lewd hug is a loli Demon moaning into your chest while you fuck her thighs

>> No.24192100

>>24192093
>loli
I'll pass on that one

>> No.24192179

cum into foxes

>> No.24192216

>>24191847
Nah. You're thinking of hugging from behind while milking with the tail pussy.

I'd post a pic but I'd rather not go on vacation.

>> No.24192225

>>24192093
Make that lolibaba and no moaning from her, only smug

>> No.24192242

>>24192216
That's really good too, but it is kinda hard to hug back when you are being hugged from behind

>> No.24192349

>>24189956
i want this

>> No.24192460

>>24192242
It's fine. She can feel your warmth and love well enough.

Just imagine, you and her having a little cat nap in the sun, with you on her back, wrapped in her arms. Venom flowing through your veins, her tail skillfully milking you for all you're worth. And yet it's so gentle and she's so warm and comfy that you don't have any problems drifting off to sleep.

>> No.24192540

>>24192460
Not sure if I would fall asleep with all that venom in me. I would probably just be moaning shamelessly while my cruel manticore mistress is relaxing. I would be blindfolded too

>> No.24192550

Does marrying your momster change anything? You're the only man in her life so marrying her doesn't change how she dedicates herself to you. Someone explained that having kids with your momster is a bad idea because you end up in a sticky situation where it's ambiguous what the new family member's relationship is (Are they your momster's daughters or granddaughters? Are they your daughters or sisters?) and you will be getting less attention so if you don't plan to start a family with her, marrying her doesn't change anything there. Yeah, if you still want to procreate with her there is the option of giving the new kids up for adoption but that still means not starting a family.

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>>24192550
>when your momster is so pure when she tells you the story of how you came from the stork she 100% telling the truth

>> No.24192637

>>24192550
I want to marry my nurarihyon momster in celebration of acquiring my first harem member. Nurari mom would be the harem leader of course

>> No.24192689

>>24192540
You have excellent taste.

>> No.24192785

>>24191775
According to one japanese author, it can give blowjobs.

>> No.24192787

Lizard or undead lewds?

>> No.24192890

>>24192787
Depends on which undead. Ghouls haven't had anything in ages.

>> No.24192932

>>24192787
Why not both?
Undead sally's

>> No.24192936

>>24192787
Gotta be more specific like >>24192890 said. If you choose reptiles, maybe Wyvern could use something nice.

>> No.24192960

>>24192890
>>24192936
I was thinking either some more lich lewds. Though Ghouls sounds kinda nice as well.
As for lizards, I was either thinking lizardmen or salamander.
Wyvern are just less interesting dragons.

>> No.24193000

>>24191174
That's metaphorical whores right? Surely there aren't actual prostitute shrine maidens right?

>> No.24193033

Where is that pesky OwO succubus? She’s been too quiet lately.

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>>24192960
I like Liches, but Ghouls need more love, do it.

>> No.24193080

>>24192787
Salamanders are hot but I'll never say no to some Lich or Wight lewds either. Just had a commission for Lich wife lewds accepted.

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>>24193033
Succs arrive when they deem appropriate.

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>>24193033

>> No.24193109

>>24193052
Big, muscled ghouls hunting me down!

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>>24193103

>> No.24193202

>>24192689
That's what a manticore would say too

>> No.24193208

>>24193000
Historically speaking one of the main duties of shrine maidens is basically every culture that had something like them but in this case definitely japan shrine maidens were basically church sanctioned whores for the local community. Offerings didn't always cover the overhead and a lot of goods used during ceremonies are expensive. It also actively provided a "safe" outlet for infidelity that wasn't out and out cheating with a mistress or using possibly dangerous and iffy means like actual street whores.

>> No.24193567

>>24190464
>Alp
“No Homo”

>> No.24193577

>>24193208
How much would Reimu cost? Ten bucks?

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>> No.24193663

>>24192960
>more lich lewds
That sounds nice

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>>24189707

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>> No.24193772

>>24193705
What is that face meant to convey?

>> No.24193779

>>24193692
Very gropeable

>> No.24193790

>>24193772
A childhood friend angered and envious of competition.

>> No.24193794

>>24193577
You gotta put your life on the line for that one

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>>Greetings. Are you an endotherm or an ectotherm creature? Considering the fact that you descended from sharks, then you undoubtedly are ectotherm (as fish have two chamber hearts, which are incapable of providing endothermy). And let's remember where … comes from in an animal organism. This … occurs due to meta- … to be more precise, catabolism … reactions in mitochondria. … due to digestion … is produced, but … which is required for reaction in … mitochondria (Kerb-…
>However, as I understand it, a mershark keeps an active lifestyle [which] -equires expen- a considerable amount of ener- … (turns out / means) … Processing this … oxygen? … creature … energy exch-…

>> No.24193996
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>>24189707

>> No.24194037
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>> No.24194078

>>24193798
Hold up. You mean those squiggly lines are words?

>> No.24194110
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>>24194078
Yes.

>> No.24194146

>>24193996
Gao

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>>24194146

>> No.24194224

>>24193996
>Somehow she ended up being more friendly than either a Manticore or a Hellhound
Kawaii

>> No.24194267

>>24194224
Hey, Hellhounds can be friendly

>> No.24194278

>>24194224
What could be friendlier than a smiling manticore?

>> No.24194333

>>24194278
>smiling manticore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ddg5ZD6Q1w

>> No.24194372

Tomboy black-white dark mages are made for intense loving breeding.

>> No.24194399 [DELETED] 

.

>> No.24194448
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24194448

We all know Gazer is the best girl by far, but the real question is whether or not those eyes of hers are truly all-seeing.

Can they see how much I love her?
Can they see how cute she really is?

>> No.24194495

>>24192225
>Make that lolibaba and no moaning from her, only smug
But isn't it a lot of fun if the loli acting confident is weak in bed? Demon bodies have a lot of extra weak points to tease, too.

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24194539

>>24194399

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>>24189707
My God, how many anime tropes and cliches would one expect to be subjected if one were in the world if Monstergirl Encyclopedia? Especially if you're in a highschool setting.

Chief God have mercy on you.

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i'd go to her village home for the summer

>> No.24194877

>>24192036
>Month X Day ▼
>Weather: Clear
>Weresheep wool blankets arrived this morning. Decided to test them out.
>Took Anon on a jog to tire him out. Too effective. He needs to work on his endurance. Teased him over it, but I don't know if he heard me.
>Stopped for lunch at that new cafe in town. Anon still a bit out of it. Kept talking about how it must be hard for me to run with all that hair. Looked really cute eating a sandwich, half in a daze.
>Walked together back home. Cuddled with the blankets, while praising him for at least waiting till we got back before collapsing. Summer heat must have gotten to him.
>Blankets proved too effective. We awoke in the late afternoon.
>Anon threw something together from the fridge before I could start cooking. The nerve.
>Need to look into countermeasures, at least to ward off laziness in self. Anon seemed full of energy, though.
>...
>Month X Day ▼ - Supplemental Entry
>Weather: Clear (Night)
>Anon too full of energy after nap and dinner. Had to use advanced techniques to induce his sleep.
>Blankets very useful for that. Very soft. Will join him after finishing entry.
>Recommend only using blankets at night to avoid disruption to sleep schedule. Or at least limiting to power naps.
>Potential new client wants to meet next week. Should be interesting.

>> No.24194931

>>24192550
Having lots of kids that are given up for adoption works great if she is an endangered species. I'm sure there are lots of people that would want to adopt such kids.

>>24192593
Am I missing something? You make it sound like the kids coming from storks thing is a thing in MGE but I looked it up and got no results.

>>24192637
I think the fiercest contest for harem leader would be Kamaitachi trio fighting over which of them gets to be declared your momster and which two are going to be your aunsters. If you want something bigger, there is the idea of three teams of Kamaitachi trios competing and then the winning team gets to have the contest to decide momster. Meanwhile, the trio of their moms get to compete over which of them will be your grandmomster and which will be your grandaunsters and it concludes with it being decided on which Kamaitachi is your momster, which 8 are your aunsters, which one is your grandmomster, and which 2 are your grandaunsters.

>> No.24194933

>>24194669
I just had a random though about aquatic monster girls breaking into my backyard to swim/live in my pool.
It's all fun and games until you have to deal with a sea bishop trying to convert you, a kraken demanding you bring her more soda and a very nice and apologetic Umi Osho.

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>>24194372
All young dark mages are for loving breeding.

>> No.24195003

>>24194933
gardeners have this problem with plant girls

>> No.24195010

>>24194933
Or a crocodile that won't leave

>> No.24195023
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>>24194994
and fertile fish

>> No.24195041

>>24194931
Not him but yeah, nothing official on if the stork is a thing in MGE. Still fun to imagine.

I recall a thread several months ago that brought up a stork-girl harpy. Very lovey-dovey and good with kids, but somewhat ditzy. Always curious about couples, newlyweds or otherwise, and if they are having or planning to have kids.

I also recall something about her liking to tickle others with her feathers. The feathers boost stamina, sex drive, virility in males and fertility in females, etc.

Might have just imagined all this, but it seems like a neat idea.

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*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*

>> No.24195062

>>24194994
I want her to smug at me.

>> No.24195070

>>24194931
Making kamaitachi infight is an awful idea and you should feel bad for posting it.

>> No.24195102

>>24195048
That looks amazing. That probably feels amazing.

You think there are potions that increase a girls tongue length? But then she would still need the skills...

>> No.24195129

>>24192581
I want to get wrapped up in Tamamo's fluffy tails. They probably feel really soft and warm!

>> No.24195186
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24195186

>>24189707

>> No.24195321

>>24195048
>>24195102
>tfw no mucus toad waifu to schlorp me

>> No.24195380

>>24190267
i wanna get chummy with a gang of delinquent mamono philosophers

>> No.24195469

>>24194994
why make em young?

>> No.24195481

>>24194372
Turn up at her magical forest hut and fuck her slutty mouthpussy! She needs the cum for magical experiments.

>> No.24195504

>>24195003
>I just wanted to make a pretty back garden, and now it's filled with plant girls that keep begging me to "fertilize" them
>And somehow I'm the asshole for throwing fertilizer at them

>>24195010
I hope she's at least going to help keep the pool clean then.

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>>24192581
what a tailet

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>> No.24195930

>>24195865
what if the tails control the fox and the other way around

>> No.24195955

>>24195889
I'll opt for the salamander any day

>> No.24196030

>>24195889
Mamono are cool!

>> No.24196032

what are some Olympic sports that go on in the demon realm?

>> No.24196107
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>>24195865
Oh god, look at those tails!

>> No.24196113

>>24196032
Harem-Handjob-Relay
Cumshot Distance Challenges
Heavy-Waifu Fuck-Lifting
Blowjob Swimming Relay
and the fan-favorite: Lewd Sex Performance Contests

>> No.24196160

>>24195186
Is this the reaction they would have when I told them I'm sterile?

>> No.24196168
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Shitposting Cheshire who watches YouTube poops with you

>> No.24196228

>>24196168
Now I can have a leg in one hand
and a brerb in the other

>> No.24196260

>>24194448
Far from arousal, staring into the eye fills me with calmness and peace.

>> No.24196311
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>>24189707

>> No.24196383

>>24194224
Rape overflow

>> No.24196401

>>24194448
I dunno about your love but her eyes can clearly see that shogs are better waifus

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>>24196401
>"Those writhing masses of gunk? Ha! They aren't even best maido."

>> No.24196463

Do not be mean to maids they work very hard

>> No.24196514

>>24196463
I worship my hardworking maid though

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>>24189707

>> No.24196535

>>24196463
I don't even have a maid.

>> No.24196574

>>24196228
You know, you really need a human, G.

>> No.24196575

>>24196463
but she always looks like she has some kind of ulterior motive

>> No.24196665
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>>24194448
Of course she can?

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>>24196447
you take that back right now

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What a slutty doctor!

>> No.24196743
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24196743

How does your waifu handle heat? Are they able to stay active during the hottest points of the day, or do they need to stay in an air-conditioned room?

>> No.24196778

>>24196679
Extremely gross and unprofessional! I'm gonna report this to superiors and get her fired!

>> No.24196827

>>24196679
Perfect for sitting on my face

>> No.24196837

>>24196743
The frozen air off the mountains mixes into the glacial sea breeze, under a dense cloud covered sky, some form of precipitation seems to be always falling, making the indoors and the rare fire a bastion of warmth, a literal commodity amongst the dead city that girls would do anything for.

There is no hottest point of the day, for as much as they crave warmth, the sun doesn't suit them, making the scant sources they can get it from all that much more precious.

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>>24196743
She'd stay indoors when she can, or try to fly to stay cool while traveling around.

>> No.24196953

>>24196743
>How does your waifu handle heat?
Tunnels a few dozen feet into the Earth
>Are they able to stay active during the hottest points of the day?
Yes
>Or do they need to stay in an air-conditioned room?
She doesn't know what air-conditioning is

>> No.24197018

>>24196743
She has a high body temperature and lots of fluff, she would rather stay in an air conditioned room or a walk in freezer during the summer but can tolerate outside. If it was dry heat it wouldn't be so bad but the humidity makes her fur puff up and frizz out

>> No.24197081
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>>24189707

>> No.24197097

>>24197081
sexy bunyip

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Is this a night gaunt?

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>>24196671
I'd say make me, but I doubt you could even make a bed.

>> No.24197393

Pure electricity
In my pants

>> No.24197477

>>24197311
Definitely looks like one, the lack of black inky slime on her would indicate that she is single too.

>> No.24197527

>>24197311
Looks like some kind of dragon.

>> No.24197557

>>24197477
>The female body excretes a mucous which eventually hardens to form their rubber suit, however even with this stiff layer forming a suit more fluid can still be excreted through it.
>Thus the rubber suit is covered in a slick of fresh mucous which makes the surface more reflective. The mucous also releases some magical light of its own.
>The female body produces the greatest volume of fluid from her fingertips and breasts, which makes them seem to glow from the soft light produced.
>Additionally the horns and tails glow from excreted mucous, which means that in pitch black those specific parts of the body appear to be floating in the void.

>> No.24197568

>>24197311
You know this is not MGE pic, right? Looks like a random succ to me

>> No.24197601
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>>24197477
IIRC, night gaunts are always covered in slime even before they find a husband. The only difference is that a night gaunt's husband can manipulate the slime when they're joined together.

>> No.24197677

>>24197527
>>24197568
>https://twitter.com/ComicGaira/status/1261130314702655488
>表紙:健康クロス(ナイトゴーント)
>Cover: Kenkou Cross (Night Gaunt)

It's clearly MGE night gaunt

>> No.24197743

>>24197677
Without seeing the actual tweet it's hard to tell considering she has no latex, is showing emotion, has dragon like claws on her hands and pretty much is nothing like the breed except the two toned hair.

>> No.24197755

>>24197743
Monster girls can vary a lot.

>> No.24197774

>>24197743
All the more points for alternate styles and off-profile girls

>> No.24197785

>>24197743
MGE grills are not supposed to be carbon copy of profile pic

>> No.24197796

>>24197601
Is it possible for a gaunt's husband to have more than two appendages (arms)? Being able to restrain the arms while groping her is hot.
I wonder how gaunts do harems. It would be hilarious to bind a kiki and forcefully pamper her as though you were a parasite slime.

>> No.24197837

>>24197785
Its not about looking different. It's literally removing all breed defining traits. Even those like the slime that are a part of their biology.

>> No.24197847

How many waifufags have off-profile waifus?

>> No.24197857

>>24197796
They are all appendages. They are literally a mass of tentacles with wings.

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>>24197311
Yeah.

>> No.24197906

>>24197796
Yeah easily. Usually they have a few tentacles too use while groping. These tentacles i think can be be created as well due to nightgaunt husbands being semi slime.
Love that harem idea though.

>> No.24197937

>>24197906
I never really considered the doppel potion, but becoming a hivemind of goo that can control and restrain a harem sounds really hot.

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>>24189707

>> No.24198007

>>24197994
Bouncy maid, bouncy maid, making mastah's breakfast~

>> No.24198017
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>>24197906
>nightgaunt husbands being semi slime.
That's never been said. The making of says:
>The Night Gaunt females transform their mates into a set of massive tentacle-like appendages which attach to their body from behind.
and even goes so far to say:
>at first I had considered having the male become the rubber suit. However, given the "tickling" attack I decided to instead have the Night Gaunt appear to tickle it's victims, when in fact it was coating them in a fluid which would reshape their body. Given that the male would become a Night Gaunt himself, I decided that he should change to have the same abilities as the female.
I even asked him in August
>Q: Can the husband of a Night Gaunt make different types of tentacles for pleasing his wife?
>A:できますね。ある程度は自由に粘液を固めて触手を作ったりできますよー
>Answer: I can do it. You can make tentacles by freezing mucus freely to some extent.
Sounds like you can manipulate sime but still have a physical form.

>> No.24198037

>>24198017
Sorry i didnt know.

>> No.24198066

>>24197847
My wives are off profile.

>> No.24198219

>>24198066
Pslimefag?

>> No.24198315

>>24194448
If those eyes of her truly are all seeing, can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>> No.24198359

>>24191847
No
>Smothered in breasts
>Leg locked while balls deep in her
>Wing Hug
>Hand Holding
Now that is lewd.

>> No.24198374

>>24196743
she is aquatic so she is always in nice water

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>>24198017
Would it be possible to make catsuits and other fetish clothing out of a night gaunt's excess slime?

>> No.24198386

>>24198219
Hey nice guess.

>> No.24198399

>>24198359
I like me some demon thighjob, but that is pretty fucking hot. Probably the ultimate hug

>> No.24198409

>>24198385
Yes.

>> No.24198414

>>24198385
probably. everything is possible with mamonomana

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>>24197847
I do

>> No.24198449

>>24198385
Well someone has to enable KDF’s fetishism.

>> No.24198488

How to prevent a grizzly bear attack?

>> No.24198489
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>>24197847
Off the main profile, but she fits Sabbath Grimoire behavior. Specifically Shirokuto Sabbath.

>> No.24198503

>>24198385
Yes. Along with Gazer goo and possibly dark slime jelly.

The concept of which makes me so incredibly hard.

>> No.24198529

>>24198488
Draw an Anti-Grizzly Bear Circle on the ground and you won't get raped

>> No.24198541

>>24197847
What do you consider off profile? is color enough or does there need to be more if color is all 4 of them but if not 2

>> No.24198553
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>> No.24198557

>>24198385
Married Night Gaunts generally wear your slime which you control so you could probably form different clothes and bindings out of your slime.

>> No.24198618

>>24197847
I do, both of them.

>> No.24198635

>>24197847
She is a loli of a profile adult breed and has a different hair cut.

>> No.24198710

>>24198488
Keep your distance. If she approaches you, get in the car and close the doors.

>> No.24198713

>>24197847
What's off profile to you

>> No.24198719

>>24197847
My dragon and kikimora have different color, clothes, hair style
But my automaton only hair style change

>> No.24198733

>>24197847
I mean I used to consider her very off profile but turns out they're that predatory under the right conditions

>> No.24198742

>>24197847
Most my wives are pretty off profile to some extent.

>> No.24198780

>>24197847
I'm a lesser sahufag but mine is off profile

>> No.24198789

>>24198635
Based and cunnypilled. Who is your waifu?

>> No.24198797

>>24198789
Night Gaunt

>> No.24198818

>>24197311
Seeing kc do these off profile girls is nice they all have nice design too

>> No.24198843

>>24197847
My waifu doesn't even has a profile

>> No.24198882

>>24198635
Good taste. Profile adult breeds as lolis are the best, better than the actual always-loli species.

>> No.24198991

Just like its rude to ask a woman her age, is it rude to ask a undead how they died?

>> No.24199074

>>24198991
>That one skeleton girl that got eaten alive by honey badgers
>She always gets made fun of for it

>> No.24199156

Undead wurm?

>> No.24199168

>>24198991
“So zombie-chan how did you die?”
>”Rghhhhh...”
“Skeleton-san how did you die?”
>”...”
Ms. ghoul what about you?”
>”Don’t know, don’t care but how about we change the subject to what type of underwear you have on”
“Vampire-san?”
>”How dare you insinuate I ever died! I’ll have you know I was always a vampire and was never once a pathetic, weak, cowardly, cute, handsome human such as you!”
”Ms. wight you gotta know?”
>”Fufufufu~ of course I do, honey. But that’s such. Personal question and only lovers deserve to know that answer~”

>> No.24199398
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How do you like your dark elves anons?

>> No.24199417
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>when you realise why gazer has 20x more fan art than most other mamono while only [possessing] [one] eye

>> No.24199477

>>24199417
>one eye
>three eyes visible in that pic alone
Gazer is a wannabe monoeye

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>>24189707

>> No.24199485
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>>24199398
Drow

>> No.24199485,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>24199417
Makes you wonder why a handful have so much more fanart than others. All mamono are queens, goddammit.

Wonder what qualities make some of them more popular

>> No.24199553

>>24199417
Wouldn't be the case if Gazerfag didn't literally dump $40,000 into commissions of his waifu. Not criticizing though. If I was a richfag, I'd do the same

>> No.24199666

>>24199398
yes.

>> No.24199687

>>24194877
>Month X Day ◄ - Destroy This Entry and Burn It
>Weather: Clear
>We finally went out stargazing again, Anon and I.
>That moron, blockhead, worm. He opened up. Couldn't be bothered to spend another quiet evening relaxing together.
>Told me I was the one that needed to relax, to be honest, to stop holding back and enjoy myself. And with such a dumb, dopey look.
>So I indulged. I let loose, and showed him exactly what makes me a top-tier mamono. I rode him ragged, right there on the grass. Let the stars bear witness, I said.
>Just me. No tools, save the emergency elixirs I broke into to bring him back after the first few times he passed out. I knew it was a waste, but I can never resist ruining that man when he gets too smug for a mere, pathetic human.
>The delicious moment when his prideful and detached facade crumbles, and he finally gives in to undeniable ecstasy.
>I've engraved it into my memory, and I still can't get enough. I want to see it again. I saw it less than an hour ago, and I want to see it again.
>...
>Yet that insect. Worm. Wretched cur. He did it again. Right at the very end, or course. Just like the first time. The phenomenon known as AE-1, that he denies even exists. That thing he would deny me time and again.
>Will broken and energy depleted, anyone could make that assessment. And yet he finds a way to pull a face like that.
>A fiendish grin that sends shivers down my spine. Me. Imagine that.
>Wrenches me down and into his arms. Makes me moan and squirm as he bucks with strength that could not and should not exist. Power that did not exist only seconds ago, nor does it exist right now. It faded away along with his consciousness, and yet it will not return come the morn.
>...
>Were a tally kept across our entire relationship, the score would be a million for myself with less than a handful for him.
>But it is precisely because he has achieved this impossible feat even once that my body aches when I look at him.
>A terrifying desire to submit, completely at odds with my instinctive urge to dominate, wells up inside me.
>Does he know how I burn for him? Does he feel the same way? Do I...Does anything even exist for him once his spirit ignites?
>...
>The stars bore witness to this all, and yet instead of answering, they now mock me with cruel silence.
>For something so hot to be so cold. It's funny enough I could die of laughter.
>Yes, the stars are cruel.
>But they are also beautiful.

>> No.24199716
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>>24199477
one main eye with many sub-eyes so she can do depth perception with two eye stalks in stereo

>> No.24199754

>>24199398
Midnight Mandrake.

>> No.24199800

>>24199716
1 main eye and 10 eyestalks. 4π steradian vision. Every direction. No blind spots.
Like a mini-surveillance system.

>> No.24199978
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>>24199477
She is a good wingwoman.

>> No.24200013
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Cum inside undead lolis.

>> No.24200035

>>24199398
1 3 4 and exarch ebony are all good

>> No.24200041
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>>24189707

>> No.24200108

Someone reccomend me some open artists please. Really feel like getting something nice done up.

>> No.24200118 [DELETED] 
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>>24200013
she's so ddamn thirsty

>> No.24200121
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Winterstown Maid Academy is getting some interesting applicants!

>> No.24200140 [SPOILER] 
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>>24200121

>> No.24200186

>>24198428
Are you the guy with the big hellhound wife? If so you're getting better.

>> No.24200241

>>24197847
Just take a Wendigo and age her up a couple hundred of years and make her a bit smug and you got my waifu.

>> No.24200243

>>24200118
You might've wanted to take a closer look at that picture before posting, anon.

>> No.24200274

>>24200140
Winterized Automaton maids are also accepted, as long as they're equipped with mini flamethrowers/space heaters for snow clearing and warming master

>> No.24200347

>>24200108
Anything specific you're after? Might be able to recommend based on that

>> No.24200424
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What a fat dumb fuckin bird
Tell her how fat and dumb she is
Cmon do it

>> No.24200437

>>24200424
>Not pictured: a sweating, panting Jub-Jub typing this post and waiting for the replies

>> No.24200462

>>24200121
Where did you get this?

>> No.24200464

>>24200347
Im hoping to get my waifu just drawn up in some lewd positions.

>> No.24200491

>>24200437
>Jubjub that gets off on people telling her how dumb and fat she is
I like this. I like this a lot.

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You wouldn't a strong minotaur

>> No.24200548

I wanna complain with my waifu about things that don't really matter at all.
No it doesn't matter that I got fucked over by RNG in a game, but I still wanna complain about it and just have her smile and pat my head.

>> No.24200549

>>24199398
i like my elves like i like my tea: with milk and honey

>> No.24200567
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Big fox milkies.

>> No.24200568

>>24199687
but who was phone?

>> No.24200582

>>24200544
Nah, not right now. Too tired. Lemme sit on her lap and use her boobs as a headrest.

>> No.24200592

I want a 49 year old dark mage hakutaku

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>>24200544
I would if I could.

>> No.24200613
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Reminder.

>> No.24200635

>>24200613
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster

>> No.24200674

>>24200186
Thanks

>> No.24200679
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All hail the Pharaoh!

>> No.24200686

Purple librarian dark mages with asthma.

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>>24200544
I wouldn't what with a strong minotaur?
I wouldn't ask a strong minotaur out on a date?
I wouldn't have a strong minotaur wear a girly dress that accentuate her feminine features?
I wouldn't encourage a strong minotaur and tell her she really is beautiful?
I wouldn't hold a strong minotaur's hand?
I wouldn't take a strong minotaur home and cuddle?
I wouldn't cook a strong minotaur breakfast?
I wouldn't progress the relationship with a strong minotaur?
I wouldn't make a strong minotaur moo like a holstaur as I impregnate her?
I wouldn't lovenly hold the child me and a strong minotaur brought into the world?
I wouldn't be sitting on the couch with a strong Minotaur many years later as we hear the clicks of the little hoofs of our grandchildren?
I wouldn't spend the rest of my life with a strong minotaur?
If you think I wouldn't do any of that with a strong minotaur, then you're sorely mistaken!

>> No.24200697

>>24200686
That are also very soft.

>> No.24200701

>>24200635
Automatons doesn't breath so you followed the inscriptions correctly.

>> No.24200718

>>24200686
can she be autistic too?

>> No.24200740

>>24200544
I would any and all cows.

>> No.24200778

>>24200686
Vampires and maids?

>> No.24200780

>>24200740
Even cows with guns?

>> No.24200791

>>24200696
Strong girls like Minotaurs deserve much more love than other girls in order to break their tough personality and get them to see that they're loved too.

>> No.24200813

>>24200464
Could try Axem.

>> No.24200815

I just want to be sat on by a hellhound with a really big ass and thick thighs

>> No.24200903

>>24200813
Got a link I can use to get a hold of them? Can't find them on twitter.

>> No.24200913

>>24200780
>Hey punk, this town ain't small enough for the two of us. Draw your weapon, you're gonna shoot as many shots as you can, and they all better be on-target too, or else i'll get serious. And you don't want to see me get serious, now do you, pardner?

>> No.24200918

>>24200903
https://twitter.com/DaAxem

>> No.24200922

>>24200780
Especially cows with guns.

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>> No.24200964

>>24200679
>Become the Royal Priest under the Pharaoh after years of work and training .
>Excited to have an honorable and well paid position, one that will allow you to conduct the most important ceremonies in the kingdom.
>Nobody told you you would spend so much times on your knees.

>> No.24200979

>>24200791
It really gets her when she doesn't expect how safe you feel under her strong arm.

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>> No.24201078

>>24201040
>chocolate milk

>> No.24201090

>>24200957
Hiw would monsters react to a man who, when they flirt with him, just freezes up and starts stammering?

>> No.24201120

>>24201090
That's moe

>> No.24201124

how to start a mini-society harem?

>> No.24201159

>>24201040
You know, the more tired I am, the nicer big boobies seem to look.

>> No.24201166

>>24199478
Cosplay waifus, nice

>> No.24201177

>>24199398
1,4,8,0,dubs,trips
these are the ways I like my brown elves

>> No.24201186

>>24199398
Feeling lucky tonight, gimme a Midnight Mandrake.

>> No.24201210

>>24201090
>"Awww, he's shy!"
>"What's the matter, cutie, scared of the big bad monster?"
>"Too nervous to talk? How about we skip straight to the fun part?"
>"I know something better you can do with that mouth."
>"Don't you worry. I'll take good care of you, sweetie."

>> No.24201241

>>24201090
Priority 1 bullying target. He wouldn't last a second.

>> No.24201265

>>24201120
>>24201210
>>24201241
Well I'm even more scared of monsters now.

>> No.24201325

>>24199398
Whoever the fuck 3, 4, 7, 8, and 0 are I need the sauce.

>> No.24201337

>>24201265
Good. Now put on this order tabard and pick up your pike.

>> No.24201361

>>24197847
Joke's on you my Nacho isn't my wife, she's my soul mate.

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>>24201265
As you should be, boya.

>> No.24201406

>>24201375
>shiki
nope

>> No.24201432

>>24201375
evil foxes are the best for holding down and sucking on

>> No.24201557

>>24201124
hundreds of zombies
hundreds of elves
or hundreds of lamias

>> No.24201581

are you scared of getting violently raped by big powerful exotic beasts?
you should be, getting raped is bad!

>> No.24201590

>>24201375
>>24201432
You can't fuck the evil out of a fox. You can, however, fuck them pregnant. An evil fox might be able to defeat the heroes, but a heavily pregnant fox mother is only a threat to his husband's stamina.
Do your part for the realm, and impregnate a fox today!

>> No.24201598

>portal opens up
>mgs can only give birth to human males or mgs
How long until human women get bred out of existence?

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>>24201124

>> No.24201636

>>24201598
A few generations at least.

>> No.24201640

>Ha ha,cat go nya.

>> No.24201661

>>24201600
that was pretty fucked up lol

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Bully the dragons with short horns!

>> No.24201677

>>24201600
I love the enthusiasm, but the subject matter disgusts me

>> No.24201689

>>24201677
>disgusts me
why?

>> No.24201695

>>24201600
I was with her until that last bubble
Not dicking my own daughteru

>> No.24201699

>>24201668
But due to the mechanics of leverage it's much easier to bully the dragons with long horns.

>> No.24201714

>>24201689
Because pedophilia and oyakodon is fundamentally wrong.

>> No.24201727

>>24201695
>Not dicking my own daughteru
>until that last bubble

>> No.24201762

>>24201600
Sounds great! Where do I sign up?

>> No.24201767

>>24201699
you can always just hairpull,i am unsure if mg would be into that though

>> No.24201790

>>24201767
Every girl is into that under the right circumstances. Besides, levers only really work when they're solid otherwise there effectively is no lever as the point of force is essentially on the fulcrum point itself.

>> No.24201827

>>24201762
at the navy recruiting center

>> No.24201830

>>24201790
My waifu would break my fucking arm off if I pulled her hair. There is no situation where she would be okay with that.
There is no situation where I would be okay with that.
Not even when I'm at my most dominant.

>> No.24201861

>>24201636
Imagine the only thing left to proof that human women existed is in history books, paintings and photos
>sitting on the couch with your mg daughteru on a saturday night
>reading history books and looking at old photos together
>”Daddy, whats up with that weird mg, i have never seen one like that before, is she a vampire?”
>”Apparently, us humans used to have a female counterpart, i have never met one myself though”
>”Really?, they look so lameeee”
>

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Haremfags, how do your harem members settle arguments?

>> No.24201897

>>24201714
You're wrong

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>>24201668
Bully the lizards with short tails!

>> No.24201931

>>24201689
eeeeeh
I suppose it's mainly the underage implications
I also don't like daughterfucking, but I probably wouldn't feel as strongly about it in the context of mamano, especially the swarm-y species
so long as they didn't bring it up constantly

>> No.24201950

>>24201871
Never actually been there when they get into arguments, but I always get back in time to see the mess they've made, and end up being the one in charge of cleanup.

>> No.24201956

>>24201871
Dice games.

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>> No.24201968

>>24201830
Tap them from behind and when you're both in the rhythm lean forward, grab a fist full, lean back, and increase speed.
That easy.

>> No.24201981

>>24201897
You can't argue against facts, anon.

>> No.24202014

>>24201871
>holsts
I dunno. Herds tend to self regulate hierarchy naturally. Otherwise I imagine the same way cows and bison settle shit translated to humanoids which would be fisticuffs and greco roman style wrestling when I'm not looking.

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>>24201958

>> No.24202022

>>24201968
Can't. One hand is on her chest and the other is grabbing her chin or sticking my fingers in her mouth.

And she would still break my arms off.

>> No.24202028
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does you fighting waifu play fighting games?

>> No.24202039
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>>24202028
Maybe

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Big news! It is now currently the best time to take a cuddle nap with your waifu.

>> No.24202047

>>24202028
No, but she does participate in fencing tournaments.

>> No.24202048

>>24202022
Can't break your arms off from those angles, anon. If she tried she'd loose her balance and then it's just her top-down-bottom-up with you ontop and a fist full of her hair and all the leverage body ergonomics and gravity can provide in your favor. Even if she had the strength to right herself solely using her back muscles you'd still be behind her and hanging off her hair where her arms can't reach.

>> No.24202075

>>24202048
If she were a human, yes. But monstergirls have extra bits, for both keeping their balance and attacking.

>> No.24202089

>>24201861
That's silly. Why would something like human women exist when we have monsters?

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>>24189707

>> No.24202111

>>24202089
>Why would something like human women exist when we have monsters?
because god hates me

>> No.24202114

>>24202075
Past I checked they're all forward facing standard biology barring slimes. That means they're all equally open to hair pull from behind and in the slimes case why would they care it'd be the same as holding their arm or leg or any other part of their body.
Truly, the one weakness all mamano have mechanically is hair pulling from behind.

>> No.24202161

>>24202102
B-Boss said I needed to milk you...

>> No.24202181

>>24202161
>boss music plays

>> No.24202187

>>24200964
It is still a very honourable position. Hopefully you will get an anubis to give a soothing massage every now and then though

>> No.24202195

>>24202089
It was mostly an scenario where the portal opens up on our world

>> No.24202213

>>24201861
>Apophis somehow use this to make fun of Pharaohs

>> No.24202257

>>24202161
>She stares at you silently
>Starts walking away from you, towards the barn
>You chase after her, struggling to keep up with her longer legs
>Finally make it inside, and she points to a nearby pile of hay
>"Sit"
>"U-uh, l-let me get a bucket first"
>She grabs your shoulder with a steel grip
>"Your mouth"
>"S-sorry?"
>"I'll use your mouth"
>She moves forward, pushing you onto the pile. Her incredible ass pins your hips
>She wastes no time pulling down her top, and thrusts her massive chest forward
>You can now clearly see the blush on her face. She moves even closer and, licking her lips, issues a single command
>"Suck"

>> No.24202272

>>24202187
Anubis just tells you to get back to work as soon as possible. You've got to prepare for the summer solstice festival, and that will take all day.

>> No.24202282

>>24202257
Bullying new farmhands is the hottest thing ever.

>> No.24202297

>>24202114
Man, I do not want to risk getting fried or petrified by eye beams over this bullshit.

>> No.24202318

>>24202195
Come on, why would a world exist with just human men and women? That would be awful.

>> No.24202329

>>24202297
Coward. Man did not get to where we are with timidity but middle fingers raised high and 12 empty shotgunned beer cans with their bakers dozen in the hands of a buddy told simply to "watch this".

>> No.24202333

>>24202282
The turnover on male farmhands is crazy high. Usually the farm owner hires women or other MGs. From time to time, if one of the girls get too needy, she'll get a new farmboy and tell him to go "milk" her. Works every time!

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>> No.24202392

>>24202335
Right side one. KC confirmed all beast types give birth using their normal means for the beast species after a brief period of pregnancy for the egg layers and internal fertilization required for all.

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>>24201958
All girls deserve hugs

>> No.24202426

>>24202335
Begins on left side, transitions to right after, say, the first trimester

>> No.24202430

>>24202318
Because god and nature are assholes

>> No.24202450

>>24202392
I could see parents keeping their daughter's eggshell.

>> No.24202459
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>>24202335
One on the right.

And stop posting this.You're making me wanna impregnate and breed centaurs!

>> No.24202490

>>24202450
Cute. That's a classic meet-the-parents move. They show you the eggshell and the video of her breaking it, while she curls into a ball and tries to shut it all out.

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>>24202459
That means I'm doing my job.

>> No.24202566

>>24202335
I like a pegacorn as much as the next guy, but oughtn't the wings be on the horse-torso?

>> No.24202575

>>24202416
Why does Wendi-chan look out into the cold blizzard?

>> No.24202598

>>24202575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gpXMGit4P8

>> No.24202645

>>24202598
>Wa waaaaa... waaaa... wawawaaaaa waaa... wa waaa... wa wa wa wawa wa waaaaaaaaaaaa...
>AAAWAWAAAAA, WAWAAAA WA WAAA WAWAAAAAAAAA WAAAA, AWAWAWAAAA, WAWA WAAAAAAA...

>> No.24202674

>>24202416
I love sitting in the middle of a snowstorm.

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>>24189707

>> No.24202712
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>>24189707
It's the dreaded Hair Snake!

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How do I even tackle a centaur without breaking her legs?

>> No.24202721

>>24198553
>Ma’am, there are no strings in that piano

>> No.24202739

>>24202459
How much do they charge for transportation?

>> No.24202747

>>24202721
You just can't see them from this angle.

>> No.24202763

>>24202416
>Wendi-Chan is on the cover of the “Lo-Fi Beats to Think About Meat To”

>> No.24202866

>>24202715
Same way mongolians do it. Lift the front with a death grip, sweep the legs, while maintaining death grip lean all your weight backwards and down, ride their asses to the ground while getting in chokehold position.

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>>24202866
I dunno anon centaurs can be pretty big and she isn't really the steppe build, plus she's kinda scary

>> No.24202978

>>24202970
The bigger they are the better the technique works, same for if they're taller, because it's more weight over legs that are no longer firmly planted for you to guide to the ground like an angry spider monkey.

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>> No.24203124
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>>24203086
>Desert dwelling vampire
I wonder how pharaohs feel about her

>> No.24203157

>>24203124
It was listed as a succubus but there is a lot of bat going on there.
It'd be interesting to see all the localized succubus variants of a region.

>> No.24203221

Yo buddy, still alive? Did you know... there are three kinds of monster girls? Those who use strength. Those who inspire lust. And those who can read the hearts of men.

So which is your waifu?
>Ravisher: Uses physical strength and sexual technique to capture and dominate a man
>Enticer: Attracts and fascinates a man unconsciously with her alluring body and natural charm.
>Seducer: Actively works to fan the flames of a man's lust and cage his heart through cunning and guile.

It's probably a combination of all three, but pick which one works best.

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>>24189707

>> No.24203248

>>24203157
doesnt every mamono count as part succubus? if even a tiny bit

>> No.24203251

>>24202747
>Implying the piano isn't just shog
>Implying shog has the necessary drive and intellect to learn a skill rather than simulate it
Shogs can't even cook. That's just shog you're eating! Wake up sheeple!

>> No.24203265

>>24203251
>That's just shog you're eating
Onions Purple?

>> No.24203271

>>24198553
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Shog.
Sing us a song tonight.

>> No.24203310

>>24203124
>be slave in the service of the pharaoh
>be forced to build pyramids and temples for her
>one day she deigns to make an appearance at the worker's camp
>just goes off in a monologue about us being ungrateful and lazy, and having to obey her word
>some ritzy looking guy comes from behind and gags her
>could have been an improvement, but then starts fondling and groping her
>realize the entire camp is hostage to the pharaoh and her husband's BSDM play
>trade looks with a couple of my coworkers, everyone is uncomfortable as fuck
>look straight to the floor and try to tune it out
>god I wish I was at home playing Senet right now
At least I got to flirt with that cute anubis overseer today. I wonder if she needs a personal slave...

>> No.24203327

>>24203221
Kikimora is definitely an Enticer, and Kitsune a Seducer.
I don't really have anything against strong girls, but I'm not inherently drawn to them that way.

>> No.24203336

>>24199716
Sounds like a cope to me. How pathetic.

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>>24203336
Seething eyelet. Bet you have to move along the ground, too.

>> No.24203486

>>24203221
She's a ravisher through and through, even if she tries to be seductive now and again...and is super adorable and fun to hug.

>> No.24203533

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder this.
Is Gazer-san too normal a gal to avoid shouting 'Optic Blast!' when using her eye beams?

>> No.24203561

>>24203221
Pslime nun is a good mix of seducer and enticer. Pshog maid tries to be a mix of all three, but usally ends up more as a ravisher or cute nerd.

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>"Oh so you think it's funny to just write 'Marry me' as all your test answers, Mr. Anon? Well I accept how do you feel about that!?"

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>>24203533
MEKARA BEAM!!!

>> No.24203617

>>24203597
>how do you feel
I don't

>> No.24203634

>>24203597
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>> No.24203640

How do I tell my waifu that I believe in god?

>> No.24203649

>>24203221
Unagi joro, so enticer, maybe with a bit of seducer.

>> No.24203650

>>24203640
Insist that the Templar helmet stays on in bed.

>> No.24203701

>>24203221
I want a seducer, but not the manipulative kind.

>> No.24203734

>>24203701
Too bad

>> No.24203772

>>24203414
Look how hard she’s trying. Bringing in useless shit just to make herself feel special while her own eyes observe and judge all of her flaws.

>> No.24203783

>>24203734
What a rude answer

>> No.24203803

>>24203701
I can't think of many things better in life than being targeted by a scheming familiar hellbent on shaping me to her will.

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>>24189707

>> No.24203895

>>24203803
I can

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Confess your MGE-related sins to the snek pardoner. All shall be forgiven.

>> No.24204036

>>24204001
I let bad faps sway my opinions of certain girls, so I chronically end up demonizing species that don't deserve it.
I get caught up in this demonization and end up saying hurtful things about good girls.

I love my waifu dearly but can't help getting weak knees imagining spending some time with other monster species—just based on the monster bits. She'd probably be okay with it as long as I come home safely, but I still feel guilty.

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Just for once i'd love for my extremist wife to not get political at the dinner table or after a few drinks!

>> No.24204089

>>24204001
Instead of following schedule and finishing my lewd Bapho story, I started a brand new one about childhood friend Gremlin. Please forgive.

>> No.24204129

>>24204001
>go to confess to ara ara type Medusa nun
>every time you confess one of her hair snakes kisses you on the cheek
>she gets really flustered when you ask her about it later after mass

>> No.24204147

>>24201871
Games maybe sparing

>> No.24204153

>>24204129
>chu~

>> No.24204163

do little monsters expose men as lolicons or can that be kept as a secret?

>> No.24204176

>>24204001
Most of the time I'm too lazy to ready every entry myself so I ask retarded questions here

>> No.24204190

>>24204001
Not too sure if this counts, but I have an autistic urge to poke gazer's main eye.

>> No.24204194

>>24204001
I enjoy it when people say my waifu is hot.

>> No.24204207

>>24204041
>demon waifu gets political after a few drinks
I like this idea.
>go to your parents for the holidays
>you make her promise you that she wouldn’t get political this year with your prudish Christian mother
>she has a few glasses of wine at dinner
>now she and mom are arguing over why it should be legal to have sex in public
>your waifu then tells everyone at the table about the little “pitstop” you two made halfway through the car ride to your parents
>your mother is aghast while your dad starts laughing
>your mother is livid at your dad asking him why it’s so funny
>he then asks her why she’s so against it since they used to make love on the beach when they were younger
>your mom just pouts while your waifu and dad both laugh their asses off
>the rest of the weekend your dad slept on the couch downstairs

>> No.24204211

How good of a house husband are you

>> No.24204242

>>24204001
I used to praise Giantessfag when he was around, and even pretended to be him a couple times just to see people have shit fits.

>> No.24204271

>>24204211
I cook her meals most of the time, we both clean up the house every week, and I apparently give the “Worlds Greatest Massage”. But we both work a lot and we both have some hobbies that don’t coincide with one another. She doesn’t come with me when I go hunting every year, but she’ll sometimes come with me on the boat when I go fishing.

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>>24204129
>>24204153
Snake hair girls are interesting, and also cute.

>> No.24204548

Did you men are more likely to commit suicide over relationship issues? Good wives save lives!
>PSA from the Loyal Lover Association, an activist group sponsored by Eros

>> No.24204642

>>24204001
There’s times when being an Alp doesn’t sound that bad. The lewd yet powerful body, extreme pleasure, casual skinship, loving and being loved without a care in the world, making someone feel better when they’re down. Of course, almost all of these qualities are applicable as an incubus with a monster wife as well.

>> No.24204767

>>24198503
Wearing Gazer goo just sounds like inviting her to hypnotize the wearer until they're her eternal thrall, no matter if they're human or monster

>> No.24204790

>>24204001
I’m in love with a nun that has snakes for hair.

>> No.24204791

>>24204483
Dare I attempt to get a blowjob from her hair? Would that be taking things too far?

>> No.24204804

>>24204483
It works perfectly with a tsundere Medusa too.
>every time she puts you down her hair snakes are always there to cheer you up
>she’s always afraid to truly show her love to you but her hair snakes never have a problem and she gets jealous when you take up too much petting them and not her

>> No.24204825

>>24204791
>spoiler
You've put ideas in my head. Horrible, lewd, depraved ideas.

>>24204804
On the other hand, when she starts being honest with herself, the hair sneks go out of control. Wrapping around your head and teasing your ears as she french kisses you.

>> No.24204928

>>24204825
Now you know how I feel.
Just imagine the possibilities, but it feels like a step too far.

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Is showing an MG a condom the quickest way to get raped? I don't think there's anything that could possibly be more offensive and insulting to them.

>> No.24205118

>>24205104
jokes on them Im already wearing a condom

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>>24205104
I need a bunny with large buns.

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