monster girl thread

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Bully the shorties!

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Gimme a hug, man!

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>>24205241
Why are lamias so perfect?

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I want my wives to pretend to be bandits and hold me up in the middle of the forest.

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>>24205364
Gonna turn a slime into a queen slime.

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>>24205433
>implying all slimes arent already qweens
Look at this fucking guy.

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>>24205430
>I want my wives to pretend to be bandits and hold me up in the middle of the forest.
This sounds like a prefect way to send a day or two.
Hell, I bet there are former monster bandit camps that cater to this kind of stuff.

>Pic
I should really get a picture of a lizardman in a lewd armor.

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>>24205460
>If she's goop, she's a thot

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>>24205465
>I should really get a picture of a lizardman in a lewd armor.
Would they wear bikini armor or a lewd(er) version their leotard?

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>>24205465
I could see it. Monster larping would be very popular i bet.

Yes more sallymanders in lewd armour is would be great. Good inspiration is the MGE world guide side 2.

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>>24205364

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>>24205514
Thot patrolling in mge probably doesnt end well.

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>>24205726
Salamanders already have pretty lewd armor, but the bikini still has room to be a lot smaller.

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>>24205821
It would most likely just end with you getting "provocatively dated".

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Nurari momster teaching you the art of getting a harem. She will teach you the proper bed skills and what to do on a date ect.

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BURN

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>>24205954
Turn up the heat!

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>>24205989
Do you have any questions about... propane?

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>>24205993
i'd do an ignis

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>>24205244
You've been doing this for years, man. I can't remember a thread where shorties were not bullied in the first 10 posts.
What kind of shorties should we bully? How should we bully them?

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>>24205993
Night of Fire!

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>>24205993
>need a light

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>>24205993
>You want to get invited to my next barbeque?

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>>24205954
I'm not eating burnt food.

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Just a little shot of purple

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Let me guess. Even in the world of MGE, Red Head Girls and women are massive tsunderes and or are Asuka knockoffs and expys?

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>>24206378
I see a redhead, I think Mary-Jane.

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>>24206315
No thank you, Nurse Fairy.

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>>24206420
If you fight it, they'll use more

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>>24206453
Please no, I don't want the centipede shakes.

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>>24206415
>I see a redhead, I think Mary-Jane
>Mary Jane

Mary Jane? The Spider Man character or the drogas that any drug smoking, drug consuming Mamono would consume?

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>>24206378
I associate redheads with bombshells like Erza from Fairy Tail, the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown or Jessica Rabbit.

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>>24202763
>Wendi family is playing board games in the living room
>Wendi-chan is locked in her room listening to lo-fi hip hop looking at pictures of juicy, succulent, meaty meat

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Got a nice little Loen picture

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>>24206659
fast snek

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Ocelomehs unironically consider handholding especially in public to be ultra lewd.

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>>24207103
Fucking pussies

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Fug all the bugs

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I love liches!

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>>24206498
Mary-Jane Watson-Parker of Spider-Man fame, of course.

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I want to be greeted in the morning by Gazer"s smiling face.

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Hedonism and excess!

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>>24207622
Looks very mild to me.

I'm pale as sour cream so I'd burn immediately under the sun.

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>>24207646
One of them is wearing a collar and the other is eating grapes
This is debauchery and I will hear no counterarguments!

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>>24207696
I hate to think how you'll react once you see an Apophis run kingdom.

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>>24207701
What is the appropriate way to kiss your dynast?

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>>24207718
Hand.

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>>24206652
Wait
creepy stocking guy got his wish?

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>>24207618
>Gazer finally got fed up with me assaulting her from behind while she cooked breakfast
>With just a few of her tentacles, she bound me against her backside
>A few more kept my hips pressed against her, trapping my throbbing member against her cheeks, so I could neither thrust, nor insert, nor escape
>Slowly attacked by the gentle stimulation of her soft skin and swaying hips, with the small leeway her tentacles would provide
>Forced to stand behind her, breathing in the teasing scent of her hair along with the mouthwatering aroma of a home-cooked meal
>May have slipped a few suggestions in here and there, her eyes darting in and out of my periphery, occasionally holding my sight for a few moments
>By the end, I was so out of it, she had to drag me over to the table and feed me herself
>Now she won't stop teasing me over how her eggs are so good they can make a man cum
>If I point out the double entendre, she pushes me down and milks me with her feet out of embarrassment

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Imagine a story about MGE version of Sunset Invasion (like in CK2).
Perhaps one day...

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>>24208198
My Scandinavian Empire with its reformed Finnish Pagans will endure any such invasion.

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>>24208198
I can't really understand what's going on in her game with her ass on my face

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>>24205241

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>>24208198
>CK2 but with monster girl and a MGE theme over it
What I wouldn't give for a game like that...

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I love onis?

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>>24208338
>No short skirt for easy sexual harassment.
Bad maid, this is why you should always pick a shoggoth since they can change their clothes to whatever you'd like in a instant.

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>>24208323
Onis... COVERED IN BEANS

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>>24208403
what if it's cum-covered beans?

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>>24208389
yeah. i bet she wears spats too, it's so awful i need to punish her right this instant!

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>>24208389
You mean
>since they can change their clothes to whatever they think would work best on you in an instant

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>>24208425
Then it's natto.

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>>24208403
I;m thinking about thos Beans

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>>24208254
I don't get the appeal of face sitting. Can't she just lay on her front so I can use her soft butt as a pillow?

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>>24207973
Gazer knows how to please a man

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your cock is in danger around foxes.

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>>24208583
That she does, Anon. That she does.

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>>24205241
I prefer my lamias more monstrous looking

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>>24208537
You're at her mercy. She controls when you're done sniffing her poopchute and licking her pussy. It's a femdom thing

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>>24208712
Oh I know. I'm a pretty big M, but I just don't get it. The weight seems like it would be a problem, and the licking seems...optional.

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>>24208727
Try not to think too much. Just focus on getting deep whiffs of her butt.

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>>24208750
But I can do that when she's on her front.

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>>24208678
I prefer my lamias aquatic

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>>24205241

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82260260
Would you?

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>>24208828
A fine horse!

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>>24208762
I said stop thinking too much. Just lie down and accept that she's gonna grind her ass on your face every time she gets an itch. Savor the smell and taste of ass

>>24208843
Yes

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>>24208750
>>24208874
You're disgusting and facesitting is a meme

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>>24208785
wouldn't that basically be a bunyip?

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>>24208961
Get a load of this pleb

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>"i cast FIST"

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Around vamps never relax!

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>>24209087
Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

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>>24209055
I cast dick!

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>>24208961
BritBongs still seething

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>>24205241

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>>24209208
does she realize one small slip up and her top will be completely exposed? may as well just be topless at that point

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>>24208874
I don't know. Still seems a bit silly and impersonal to me. What if she was lying on top of me similar to a 69, but either pinning me down or restraining me so her seductively bouncing ass was juuuuust out of reach as she goes to work on my shaft.

Then when I'm right on the very edge, she leans back so her ass falls on my face...?

Rinse and repeat till she gets me to start licking, or at the very least cum from the impact.

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>>24209087
Little demons should wear outfits that show off their thighs, hips and butts.

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>>24209087
Gonna be seduced by the tiny demon.

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>>24208727
Weight is not a problem if your head is between her calves instead of being sat on like a chair.

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>>24209103
jeez that's a lot of wasted blood

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>>24209103

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>>24209359
Eggs are the most boring thing ever. Live birth or nothing.

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>>24209682
Someone post that owl

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How to get fox wife?

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>>24209789
Apply fried tofu to fox until married.

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>>24209103
Big titty, big ego, big drill vampires!

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don't trust gyaru plants

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>>24209789
Loudly proclaim your love for fluffy tails.

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>>24208488
I’m thinking about paw beans.

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>>24209646
Fanglet

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>>24209838
Why?

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>>24210034
Aaahh, floofy hair! My favorite.

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>>24210034
Plant with a tan is just unnatural.

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Mama Gazer

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>>24205945
>Nurari momster doing all sorts of research to give you the best and most optimal harem
Also I bet she can use her "momster powers" to tame even most rowdy harem member.

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>>24210379
>"Some girls can be rather intimidating at first, but once you get a peek of their soft side, things should get a bit easier."
>"Now watch this."
>"Ohhhh, you must by my little Anon's girlfriend! You look adorable! So cute, I just know you two are going to get along!"
[CHARISMA BREAK]
>"There, see how she's blushing? She can't deny her feelings for you. Now just take her to your room, and do things just like I taught you."

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>>24210204
It makes sense though kinda, they need sunlight for photosynthesis and chlorophyll and whatnot

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>>24210448
>>Now just take her to your room, and do things just like I taught you."
I bet she planning to join in later

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>>24209857
Yan fox wife keeps me wrapped in her tails to remind me that i will never get this same blissful feeling with any other tail!

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>>24210503
Because you're wrapped in her tails, right? So no one else can get at you.

Yan foxes typically have the worst kept tails, since they stay up all night stressing over (You)

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>>24210534
Then it's your job to do maintenance, grooming and cleaning it. And making her go to sleep by giving her 12 dickings a night.

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>>24210564
Boy, she seems pretty demanding.
I thought yanderes wanted to STOP you from trying to run away, not make you want to run away faster.

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>>24210534
Thats a lie, what kind of husband would i be if i didn’t allow myself to brush and properly clean her fluffy tails

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>>24210582
That's the thing. They think they're the former, and are either oblivious to or don't care that their actions are coming across as the latter. Mental illness is quirky like that.

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who is the best red-haired monster?

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>>24210613
It's that "quiet while I milk you for all you're worth maggot" look they give that does it for me

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>>24210613
Sandworm

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Holstarus give the best paizuris

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>>24210689
That's udderly true you know!

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>>24210689
if they give the best paizuris then why did I nut about 3 gallons of cum from getting naizuri'd by a really aggressive familiar?

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>"Haha hubby's dick go spurt"

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>>24210735
because with a holstaur you'll nut 6 gallons more

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>>24210755
It's more of a splut

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>>24210689
I always find paizuri a bit odd. IRL breasts I don't think are capable of such things. I enjoy it more depending on the girls attitude. Holsts, for instance, would ne better if they have a less-motherly, more neighborly girl-next-door personality.

I guess I've still got some lingering hold-ups due to bad faps. Not as much of an issue as, say, breast sucking, but I guess I would need to experience paizuri myself to really gauge my enjoyment.

Now Puff-Puff, that's how a real man enjoys breasts... besides fondling them, because of course.

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>>24210755

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>>24210735
Heat, pressure, and precision application of mana. Familiars are literally made of magic. Their every breath is a charm spell. Their every word and movement is dripping with eromancy.

And did she oil you up beforehand? The Sabbath has been working on a special salve that increases sensitivity to the point where even a gentle gust of wind feels like a teasing caress.

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>>24210992
Lil' sandworm is too cute for this world!

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>>24210923
>IRL breasts I don't think are capable of such things
if they're big enough, they are capable. and i've seen porn of natural tits big enough to do paizuri properly

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>>24206415
Same but I also sometimes remember Leliana from Dragon Age

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>>24205241

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How do I attract tall monsters?

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>>24211150
Be short and look helpless

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>>24211176
Act natural. Got it.

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>>24211086
She watches you while you sleep.

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>>24211136
>Patting your oneesan's head.
Lewd

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>>24211270
Is this supposed to be a bad thing

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>>24211318
Just a fact.

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>>24211378
I think it's cute.

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>>24210992
>>24211039
Mongolian Death Worms are cooler

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>>24211306

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>>24211270
Yeah I know she's great

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>>24211507
Don't feed Mofucores after midnight

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Ok this is for me an interesting scenarios, specially since i’ve seen another anon talk about it.
>the mgs arrive to earth during a time of conflict, like ww1 or ww2
How would they stop the war?
How would they convince human men to love, marry and reproduce with mgs?

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>>24211614
Can a mermaid have thick thighs? It's kinda one of Chun-Li's things.

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>>24211614
This is great. Now if only there was an arachne Juri Han pic

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>>24211493
Help, my onee-san keeps making these weird gestures at me, I've tried headpats but that only makes it worse!

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>>24211588
>How would they stop the war?
Easily
>How would they convince human men to love, marry and reproduce with mgs?
Very easily

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Shh! The oni is sleeping, don't wake her up!

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>>24211614
But why a mermaid and not some harpy like a Crane to go with her theme?

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>>24211588
I'm really reluctant to bring these really grim topics here.

1917's no-man's-land scene with the decaying horses, tank wreck, plentiful corpses, and massive craters that scar the landscape was quite enough.

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>>24211642
Depends on how strict your definition of mermaid is.

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>>24211702
she has very nice hair

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>>24211702
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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>>24211150
>>24211176
Any extra steps for monsters that are both tall and muscular?

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I like mofu.

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>>24211702
she looks cold. thankfully i brought a spare blanket with me today

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>>24211865
Sheeple?

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>>24212010
Would love to put a baby inside those two

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>>24211702
i'll wake her up to a warm wet and sticky surprise between her giant tits!

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>>24210664
she can't fit in my small three-room apartment with my nine other wives!

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What does a Bicorn momster do when her son is a mama's boy with a mother complex who has absolutely no interest in any other women whatsoever?

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>>24212010
>levitating on beach
triggered

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>>24212089
get auntie bicorn, teacher bicorn, and neighbor bicorn to be part of his harem of absolute mommies.

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>>24207280
I still say they'd make the best auntsters.

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>>24210636
do you like pink-haired manticores?

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>>24212089
No idea but you know what I would do? Outcuck the cuckquean. Find the school's brattiest bully, throw him on her with some of those hornifying fruits, then theatrically walk in on them fucking.

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Cute MG paws!

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scary youkai girlfriends are coming for you!

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>>24212309
I am ready and waiting

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>>24211560
What happens if you feed them? Do they become full manticores?

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>>24212309
The Sages of Gensokyo have plans for (You).

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>>24211702
WAKE UP
Miss Oni, it is I
Your one and only king
Bowser Koopa

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do fairies get pregnant easily?

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>>24212212
Yes, the best pink thing is the insides of their tail, I wanna use it as an oxygen mask and inhale the sweet musky toxin-laced aroma and get high as fuck off it 'til I'm an addict to hot tight tailpussy, I wanna worship it, and especially be deeply tongue kissed by the manticore that owns my body while using it to milk me like a fat slutty cow

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>>24212289
I wouldn't mind a handjob from a Jinko

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>>24212595
I can’t decide if I like very big or very small manticores more.

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>>24212619
I want a handjob from any MG with cute pawpads

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>>24212595
I want to have copious amount of sex witth that manticore in particular.

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Kikimora with a sexy french accent

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>>24212835
Is this some American thing? The sexy French accent?

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>>24212835
I'd rather give French accent to a Demon.
>>24212844
Romantic French is a known stereotype across the world. Where do you live?

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Remember anons. MGE jeannu says that you should only spill your seed in your wife/wives. Dont make her sad.

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New girl never ever

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>>24212933
>jeannu
Who?

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There’s a lesson here, and I’m not the one who’s going to figure it out.

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>>24212963
Joan of Arc

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>>24212963
maybey he's talking about fate jeanne

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>>24212899
>Romantic French is a known stereotype
True but personallyI found French to be sexy even before I knew that this is a stereotype

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>>24211614
I love mermaids too

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>>24212835
wouldn't Russian be more appropriate

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>>24213100
Praise Poseidon!

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>>24212568
Team will find out.

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>>24213140
Ah boo. It dropped the nine.

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>>24213033
>>24213043
>download a bunch of jeanne doujins as a batch
>an astolfo doujin was thrown into the mix
>when mother went snooping through my phone through sheer bad luck the astolfo one was the first thing she stumbled on.

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>>24213134
>Poseidonger

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>>24213167
>when mother went snooping through my phone
You must be at least 18 to post on 4channel

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>>24213100
i'd wash her tits in the bath tub
too bad that would make me a pervert

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>>24213189
Try cleaning the files when you download them fægœt

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>>24213167
Lol, faggot

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>>24213167
I remember before I knew who astolfo was I sent a picture of him as a reference for a commission without realizing he was a dude .

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>>24213253
Not surprising, since it's literally the case of
>draw a girl, call it a dude

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>>24213214
>too bad that would make me a pervert
You know how in anime guy by complete accident does something like grab a woman's tit and she goes ballistic? Expect this kind of reaction when a monster expects you to do something perverted and you don't use this opportunity.

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>>24211270
Who does and why

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>>24213339
https://youtu.be/r9fNqwOuAO8?t=77

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>>24212309
i ain't afraid of no ghost

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>>24212309
strange old slut

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>>24212309
I prefer ghosts

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I got a half in the bag commission.

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>>24213481
It's so dense.

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>>24213481
That's right Jay.

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>>24213481
But enough about that, let's talk about STAR WARS

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>>24213481
i dont get it

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>>24213565
Half in the bag is an internet movie review show where Mike, the guy that always sits on the left, has a way to turn any conversation into one about Star Trek.

I've always enjoyed the bit because I do the same thing with Stargate a bit too much.

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>>24213585
Best of the worst is better.

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which monsters could I temporarily stop raping me by challenging her to a game of chess

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>>24213603
all of their shows are good anon

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>>24213612
I can't watch HitB after that godawful Joker one

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I want to embarass a Kunoichi by catching her!

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>>24213610
maybe a haku

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Did you know that monster girls are part monster and part girl?

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>>24213478
Sleeping on her soft bosom after eating a hearty meal.

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>>24213481
>>24213585
>>24213603
BOTW is great, Wheel of the worst is maybe my favourite series on youtube.

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>>24213667
If she wins, she rapes you, if you win, you rape her. It's always about rape, do not kid yourself.

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Would a loli cursed blade just be cursed safety scissors

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>>24213560
Let’s NOT talk about STAR TREK

Fuckin’ RIP

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>>24213701
I hope girl Rich still got a "dick the birthday girl" shirt

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>>24205241

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>>24213835
why is the eye fire blue

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>>24213701
Black Spine Edition

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What are you supposed to do when a monster you don't recognize claims she is your childhood friend and is there to collect on the marriage promise you made

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crow tengu titties

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>>24213983
Upmonstered

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>>24214035
Slime?

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Would you rather go to Alp Hooters, or Bunyip Outback?

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>>24214120

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what can you do stop the native monsters from kidnapping you and turning you into the village breeding stock?

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>>24214120
Bunyips a cute, try making it more difficult next time.

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>>24214139
>Bunyips a cute
I disagree

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>>24214139
Holstaur Texas Roadhouse or Bunyip Outback?

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>>24214130
Alps are not traps though, more like tomboys

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https://imgbox.com/g/XEb9jS3T8o
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 90. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/BGQhY9X5

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>>24214154
Not him, but Bunyips again

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>>24214120
I’m not a fan of chain food places but I don’t mind going to Shogglebees.

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>>24213910
Are you sure you don't recognize her maybe you just need to stare at her more

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>>24214120
Alp hooters is a literal trap, you go to hooters for titties and those really fucking good hot wings. An alp hooters would just be a bunch of chestlet with low self esteemed going "haha isn't it funny that now instead of having a dick, i want to have a dick inside of me" and make it super awkward. Atleast bunnyip would talk in a funny aussie accent.

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>>24214154
Yeah, this is a harder choice. If this was Minos instead of Holsts, it would have been too easy again. Still Bunyips though.

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>>24214187
>and those really fucking good hot wings.
That just shows you’ve never been to Hooters, everyone goes for the tiddies, the wings are secondary, (at least that’s been my experience with that restaurant).

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>>24214171
Cute squid.

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>>24212309
What a desperate breedable youkai hag

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>>24212089
>>24210448
>>24210485
>nurari/bicorne momster making dinner for the harem

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampires hate it when their husband wears scarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213983
>Living with cheshire waifu
>she's lovestruck with you enough to fall asleep on your lap
>still likes to tease you by swapping her head with her buttcheeks if you try to pet her

>>24214323
Only if they're particularly thirsty. Otherwise, it would sort of make sense that they'd try to safeguard the neck of their precious hubby.

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>>24214323
Yes because others can't see he's claimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214323
Not any more than any other monster would hate that her husband is wearing pants, scarves are easy to take off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214279
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/679442

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>>24214120
Shut the fuck up
Please just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
Dairy Ice Queen

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>>24214396
>Anon can't meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214279

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>>24214394
I wouldn't mind following a scheduled like that for my ancient youkai mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214279
One day one of the incidents will be a very elaborate scheme to get a human to create some more youkais with her.

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>>24214422
Probably smart. For all we know she is the only member of her "species"

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>>24214409
I'm gonna say I love you to a Cheshire as a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
Mofu Cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
I'll go home and eat with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214422
Oh god! Now theres two of ‘em!

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[Anonymous No.]

Better order fast anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214412
hag that makes cat and fox cringe and disappoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214171
Second and third picture from the end in Mad Hatter gallery are Mucus Toad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
The dog is aggressive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
I just want my chicken mcgriddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
The smell of grease is a big turn-off so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214394
Do not bully the kitsune shikigami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
ᴹᶦˢˢ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶰᵘᵍᵍᵉᵗˢ

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
Can't I just eat my shitty budget burgers in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214567
I’m gonna bully those fat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
Ma’am I ordered the milkshake, so I’ll take the cowgirl behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214574
>she feeds you nuggets while she rides you in the booth in the back

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>>24214613
Cowgirl broke

We got Hobgoblin tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
Bunyip Outback if they have blooming onions and unlimited shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
What if I show up on her break with my bicorn wife?
Wouldn't be right unless she got to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214607
Be prepared. You'll have to deal with some other stacked youkai eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
I wouldn't be at a mcdonalds in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214622
Next up on Maury: This Man Can’t be Around Chicken Nuggets Without Getting a Boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214606
Damn, loyalist abhumans look like THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214622
Oh good, now I have another fetish. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214652
Who, Chen?
That cat is FLAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
Over 200 billion served indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214672
Yuuka, Yuyuko, Yuugi, Patchouli, Kanako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214697
Good luck I’m behind nine tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214707
Cheater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214622
What sauce is she dipping them into?
The only right answer is Sweet & Sour.

[Anonymous No.]

ahh, human cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214671
You’re welcome anon. My job here is done.


>>24214664
I’m fat as hell so chicken nuggets definitely get me in the mood.

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>>24214724

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>>24214713
>Sweet & Sour
Fuck off, honey mustard or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Like the idea of a bit of erotic biting during sex
>Still want to keep my blood inside my body, and I don't want a pint of venom in me, so the go-to biters are a no
What are my options? Ghouls maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

Scary Momsters (And Super Creeps)

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>>24214740
regular BBQ you plebs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214713
>The only right answer is Sweet & Sour.
I see there are people in this thread with good taste after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214724
Human cock and monster pussy united in building a better world!

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>>24214756
How could a Momster possibly be scary?

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>>24214759
BBQ is reserved for the McSausage you'll be serving her. And boy howdy, does she intend to savor every inch.

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>>24214724
I’m so sorry ma’am my Go-Gurt sprayed all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214624
What does Hobgoblin milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214774
When you don't take the chicken out of the freezer to thaw out

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214713
>>24214740
>>24214759
>tfw I never use the sauces and dip them in ketchup instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214774
Eat lots of sweets before dinner and see what happens.

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>>24214754
Just pick a regular species and ask them to bite you, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214724
do people actually find cum messily dripping everywhere sexually appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214805
>>24214813
This, but with a manticore momster. What happens?

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>>24214811
you disgust me

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>>24214530
Hamborger and milkshake

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>>24214774
When you accidentally find the shrine of you she made in the back of her closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214774
Not to you, but ofr the gfs you bring home

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214848
Never really understood that myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214883
>Hamborger
No No Ham-Bur-Ger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214754

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214864
Spines, handcuffs, and you not getting any sleep that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214904
Don't make fun of Wendi-chan, she's still learning the different kinds of meats!

[Anonymous No.]

Boys belong to vampires

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>>24214937
fine but so long as my blood belongs to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213701
>Big tiddy alcoholic version of Mike
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214530
I’d rather eat at In-N-Alp Burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214956
No your blood belongs to her as well, as does your cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214937
they sure do!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tall flat dhampir to protect me from vampiric sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214909
I guess she is the only one going to bed not hungry. unless she breastfeeds me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214937
Vampires with massive bloodsacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214979
>https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/6c/45/6c45a8b817afb38b8e9f51c0aab24ec7.webm

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>>24214883
>Selkies Diner has the ‘Summer Heat Burger Challenge’
>burgers with a habanero sauce and jalapeños with pepper jack cheese and a ghost pepper relish to finish it off
>also have to eat ten jalapeño poppers as well
>the only person to complete the challenge is Wendi-Chan

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>>24214973
you wouldn't dick a vampire loli, would you?

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>>24214997
Nice. Would probably be more cruel when a angry manticore is involved though

[Anonymous No.]

tyrant handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214811
Only excusable if you're actually Wendi-chan and don't know better

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215045
Looks like Koishi.

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>>24215019
Well, my dick does prefer wight lolis.

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>>24215006
>Wendi-chan steaming and sweating through the Summer Heat Burger Challenge
>Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan tapped out and start cheering her on
>Selkie-san has to take a photo of a terrified Wendi-chan for her spot on the hall of fame
I hope her mom and dad are proud of her!

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>>24215006
>Member that time Wendi-chan accidentally successfully operated that .50 cal Eros Sniper Rifle to bean that guy that was trying to run away from his true love glacies?
>Or that time Wendi-chan accidentally rolled up a giant snowball that blocked the breaking dam just in time to prevent an icy flood in the meadows?
>Or that time Wendi-chan randomly slid in the exact correct pattern across the Ice Queen's frozen puzzle palace room to help us find the secret to stop that horrible days long blizzard?
>Wendi-chan sure does randomly find herself in the right place at the right time alot!

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>>24215067
It is Koishi.
Did you know she can read your mind?
I bet an MGE version would want you to constantly get extremely lewd and inappropriate thoughts for her amusement.

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>>24215082
Shit's weird.

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>>24215068
why lolis? don't you want to slam into an adult wight's booty with your kok?

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>>24215082
>tfw most of her ‘luck’ is mostly her dads doing from just off stage
>except for that .50 cal incident that was all Wendi-Chan
>Papa Wendi had a deep talk with his little girl that night

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>>24215088
She closed her third eye, right? Anyway she'd only see what a fucking moron I am.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215108
Don't mess with Wendi-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215019
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214996

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215109
oh, I was thinking of Satori, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213481
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215098
Because slowly and sensually pushing into a young wight's big loli ass is better, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird if a man has (at least) two monster wives, one dominant and one submissive, and the dom wife makes the sub wife dominate the husband?

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>>24215088
>It is Koishi
No its not

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>>24215045
You can always see when her heart goes doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone here like any of the 1st volume species a LOT? I see more popularity for the 2nd volume species than the 1st one's species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215199
I have nine wives and a girlfriend and it doesn't seem weird at all for us. I feel it's totally normal to have a sub and a dom that makes one another switch positions for a bit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215221
>I have nine wives
https://youtu.be/26Q13sPFKV0

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215019
My heart and my dick for Lady Yupiel, always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215115
Kani!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214171
So much kiki love this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
I do. Tengu is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
1st volume is mostly “vanilla” species and has some out of date art, doesn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214917
>Blisskit

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
Which are from which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214674
That's one busy slut of a hellhound.
It's all good though. I'd still fuck her and wife her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215463
what's your top 10 favorite monsters?

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>>24215208
Well checking the volume I have here, werewolf was actually my first big crush and intro to MGE, weresheep, harpies, lamia variants, holstuar, scylla, mantis, inaris, youkos, anubis, dragons, sphinx- I think it's full with quite a few favorites to say the least!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
Onis are from the first volume and lots of people like them

Same as Vampires and vanilla succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
I just realized the first Monster Girl Encyclopedia entry I ever read about was Anubis, back when KC had first started out (he's improved so much since then) and amateur translations were being passed around on some third-party forums (I think the one I found was called Monster Tails or something). And now she's my wife. I don't believe in fate but life is strange sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
>>24215410
>>24215508
Let's not forget that one of the thread's all time favourites, Anubis, is in volume 1. There's some pretty good ones there.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys know there are 22 hours of air bud & air buddies I wonder if a kobold would enjoy watching them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215208
I had to look it up, second volume indeed has a higher number of popular monsters, probably because indeed like >>24215410 says there was more "vanilla" species in the first volume. It still has really popular ones like Salamander and Anubis.

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>>24215562
I'd say in MGE world they are probably movies about a Kobold who learns to play various sports. They are also a bit aspirational for little kobold pups, as Bud is happily married to her owner by the end of the second movie.
Air Buddies is just a spinoff about their daughters.

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>>24215082
>Or that time Wendi-chan randomly slid in the exact correct pattern across the Ice Queen's frozen puzzle palace room to help us find the secret to stop that horrible days long blizzard
The secret was to find Ice Queen's heated dakimakura pillow so she could get a good night's rest, now she can stow away in her quarters to hug and rub and nuzzle and grind on her prized daki all night

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>>24215613
That's no way to talk about Mister Anon!

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>>24205241
Thighs.

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>>24215710
That's a fat ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215199
Not weird at all, I think of this situation from time to time.
>>24215208
Two of my wives are from volume 1, Hobgoblin and Salamander specifically. A bunch girls I think are really cute are from volume 1 too.

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>>24214120
>go to bunyip outback
>no hostess in sight, just seat yourself
>you're the only person there
>twenty minutes pass and no one has even come to give you a glass of water
>begin to wonder if the place is actually closed and they forgot to lock the front door
>entirety of the staff is huddled together in the kitchen, too anxious to go out and serve you
>manager hyperventilating into a paper bag because she knows you'll want to speak to her after such poor service
>cook-yip is stress eating her grilled shrimp, already consumed more than half of the restaurant's stock
>waitresses all drawing straws and playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who waits his table
>you're just watching all the fluffy ears bob around in the kitchen wondering what the hell they're doing back there

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215721
>ship
That's a harbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
Well, one has hot wings, which I enjoy, and steaks, which I also enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215758
My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Best MG for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
That's too cute, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215777
>english then russian
The fuck dude

[Anonymous No.]

>here's your order, master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215685
>"Hello, Mr. Wendi?"
>Anon, a pleasure as always! Want to go out for some beers at Selkie's tonight?
>"I'd love to, but the wife froze me in and lost me again"
>Ohohoh don't worry about a thing, I'll send my daughter right over! She'll have you out faster than a White Horn in the summer with a...
>"Mr. Wendi I don't think that's such a go-"
>Papa Wendi hangs up the phone and cracks open a Whoors Lite from the fridge
>Wendi-chan is promised a piece of Papa's kobe beef he keeps locked away if Mr. Anon is back in time for the pub

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214811
ketchup is a sauce too

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215805

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215805
Show off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215777
I can't read knockoff Dutch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215758
>>24215710
She's so perfect and it's a shame when people draw her with normal skin color

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214667
Do her, for the emperor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215808
The next thing Anon will see is his door slowly creaking opening and an eager wendi-chan hopping in the doorway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215805
I"ll jab you good you filthy bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213167
>Downloading hentai onto your main/only phone
I think I found your issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
God, I want to go to a MG themed restaurant so badly right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214622
Not if I escape into the play place!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214937
Biters get the ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215936
maybey this thread should have a vr chat meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215889
>"A-aww, hello Wendi-chan, that really was nice of you, but I'm fine! You don't need to-"
>Wendi-chan cutely pulls a flamethrower out of her coat
>"WENDI-CHAN REALLY IM SURE MY WIFE WILL BE BACK ANY MOMENT PLEASE DONT WENDI-CHAN BE CAREFUL AAAH!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

what monster has this kind of body?
hard mode: no amazoness or ocelomeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215805
I'm scared of spiders but that's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215971
Ogre/Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215971
Salamander
Minotaur
P'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
>>24215922
>Go to Nile's Delights
>Beautiful Egyptian decor, all waitresses wear delightfully light clothing
>Guy next to me is getting served by a sphinx and anubis team
>Sphinx keeps flipping her coworker's skirt in front of the customer
>She suddenly stops and looks in my direction, horrified
>Look behind me and see a Pharaoh, looking regal even in a maid outfit
>She has a vague look of contempt on her face, and seems slightly displeased
>"Where's your greeting, commoner?"
>I stare at her, drawing a blank
>"H-hey"
>I finally find my voice, but her look grows even sharper
>"H-hey, your highness. I-I don't have a menu-"
>"And why should that be my problem? I saw some in the wait station, I suppouse you could get one from there"
>Before I can stammer out a reply, the anubis rushes to her side and asks for a brief audience
>They move a few tables away and the anubis starts speaking to her quickly and very quietly
>I can only see the pharaoh's expressions
>Expect her to laugh or get out in a huff, but she just smiles
>Eventually, she waves off the anubis and returns to my side
>She bends slighly, showing me a little of her generous clevage
>"Fufufu, how amusing. I suppouse I will play along, 'Master'. How may I serve you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216004
WEW

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
So does the waitress who ends up waiting anon faint after the first word

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or Amazonesses and Ocelomehs are literally the same thing but with a slightly different twist? Same fetish niche, same habitat, same tendencies, same warrior culture background
Ocelomehs are just amazons with cheeta fur, that's sorta boring isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216003
she looks like she fucks a house husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216004
>>24216032
Looks like I found my new favourite restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216073
Not exactly. The amazoness culture places women squarely as the dominant gender: there's no discussion of the male's place in the hierarchy.
Ocelomeh also have a very dominant personality on the outside, but privately they are very doting and affectionate.
Amazoness are better for the 24/7 dom enthusiasts, while Ocelomeh are for those who want a little cuddle here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

What would it be like to get gangschlicked by the ghetto trash sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213705
Then the only winning move is to refuse to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215971
My wife after she started getting in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215808
>>24215889
Wendi-Chan rolls into the room wielding her Staff of Snow Banishing (A small snow shovel she found outside)
>Holds up her Shield of Speedy Travel as she looks for any threats ( A dented round snow sled)
>Sees there are no traps or snow constructs so she waddles over to anon and heals him with the Two Tools of Warmth (An old hairdryer she found and a blanket to warm him up)
All in under an hour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
>>24216070
>A waitress finally appears
>You are halway through a greeting when she collapses on your table
>Another one rushes to her side, but stops when you look at her and leaps to hide behind the salad bar
>Yet another waitress runs out of the kitchen, but she ignores the scene and goes straight to the exit, sobbing
>Finally what you assume is the manager slowly slithers out of the office and makes her way to you, silently hands you a complaint form, and goes back to cry some more
>You look at the form
>Reason for your Complaint
>[ ] No waitresses appeared
>[ ] Waitress fainted
>[ ] Food was salty from cook's tears
>[ ] Was unexplicably coiled and mated
>[ ] All of the above
>[ ] Other (Please specify) _________

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216162
>>[ ] Other (Please specify) _________
no complaint expert service will return tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
P’orkers!

[Anonymous No.]

All of you who fantasize about MG restaurants are either really dumb or really naive, they would be failing activities from day 1. Everyone is either fucking, super horny, attempting to seduce/straight up raping customers, the food is cooked by like 1 mamono who's actually willing to work and tastes like shit, and service is delayed by 2 hours default cause everyone either stares at you or ignores what you are ordering and makes flirt talk instead

Instead, why not come and taste the true joy of eating at the sanctioned Order restaurant, place is organized, sanitized, and staff is composed of the best cooks the church can afford, and a staff that is quick, efficient, to the point and especially fully clothed and 100% committed to the job. Food will not only be made with fresh ingredients, but also delivered super fast by a specialized staff who is trained to not look at you in the eyes and compile the order as quick as humanly possible before going back to the kitchen.
None of that disgusting sex business at the Order King, just good food and good service, come visit us for a 20% discount on the Holyburger combo meal!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice having a waifu. Whenever I get nervous, and the stress is too much to bare, I just think of her. Laying on her lap as she smiles at me and runs her fingers though my hair. I just want to stare deeply into her shimmering eyes, and let everything fade away. Until nothing remains. Until I can finally relax for the first time in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214181
What do they serve and what is the service like there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216177
>Manager-san starts to shake and tear up as she realizes this will happen again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216205
>Order King
>not going to Order churches and eating all the free food they have at the reception after
It’s the only reason I go to mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216240
isn't it the best? If you're feeling down or can't think of doing something for yourself, just think of doing it for her and it's all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216241
Compositions of matter that are considered to be organic. Just like how master likes it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216246
Gan-ba-tte! Gan-ba-tte!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mrs. wendi's class.
>Has her rear end ducked into the coat all hour.
>Occasionally grunts or moans.
>Occasionally see sets of massive bony fingers buried into her hips.
>Get erect from watching it all unfold.
>Principal walks in.
>Observes class for awhile.
>Looks like he's trying to say something that keeps escaping him.
>Notices a small trail of fluid is crawling away from Mrs. Wendi's feet.
>Ends up just leaving red faced.
>Few minutes later, Mrs. Wendi is hoisted by her legs while a massive tube steak splits her in half.
>Mrs. Wendi screams as a hail of fem cum pours from her depths spraying one of the girls in the second row.
>She jumps the boy next to her. >Another girl follows suit.
>Eventually entire room is caught in an orgy.
>Except me who sighs and gets out work for another class since were probably not gonna be reviewing last nights homework anytime soon.
I fucking hate this, how am I supposed to get into college if my teachers are all too busy fucking to teach? I fucking hate public school so god damn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216257
For 5.99 you can get a Holy Meal that includes a holy watered trinket to repel undead away, can you get that sorta deal at mass? i don't think so
Besides, they just give out bread and wine what are you a hobo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214181
Shogglebees has rats

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll just order some food to-go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216262
When things go well, she congratulates you. And when they don't, even when you try your best, she comforts you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216246
>bullying with kindness
The best kind of bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216280
5.99 are you out of your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216241
>food is exquisite
>menu is always a little ambiguious, lists the basic ingredients but never goes into detail about how the food is prepared or seasoned
>if you ask about allergies, the waitress tells you that it's been "taken into account"
>drinks are refreshing
>but the atmosphere...
>all the waitresses look the same
>and sound the same
>and watch you while you eat, in an uncomfortably close proximity "to ensure the best service possible"
>the place is always full, but the other patrons look... off
>couples eat in synch, and talk in the same monotone cadence and tone
>never actually see them leave the table, they just sit there, talk about the same things and eat the same food
>every
>single
>day
>once you snapped and demanded to know why everything was so mysterious, why the staff wouldn't let you eat in peace, and why all these strange people seemingly never left
>everyone in the restaraunt, patrons and staff, just looked at you with the same grin
>total silence
>even the radio had stopped playing music
>dashed out, wouldn't have come back, but they kept finding you no matter how far you ran to give you coupons
>your favorite dish is the poppers, highly recommended

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216280
Holy water is free at the church. I bet the tanukis are begins Holy King

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216280
>Besides, they just give out bread and wine what are you a hobo?
Maybe up north. The Order churches down south have full on luncheons every Sunday and Wednesday after mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216246
I'll make sure to leave a big tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216003
>Cutting out the guy
For what porpoise

[Anonymous No.]

What do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216162
So when does the manager inexplicably coil and mate with anon in a moment of surprise and shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Fluffy snake childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216473
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Loving yandere wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216482
I dont like this ending, it lacks wholesome happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216111
>gangschlicked
what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Tsundere kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
anubis sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAYNO ONEBE LEFT BEHIND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216481
I could stand to be a bunyips therapy human

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216277
I want to be in Mrs. Wendi's home-ec class

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
I was promised portals like six years ago what gives

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Someone to love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216413
It's distracting when I wank it to p'orcs. I don't want some guy's face plastered on my screen when I'm trying to focus on imagining p'orcers. And that's a good image of one to wank it to

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Gazer. My Gazer. Accept no substitutes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>When someone says Gazer is flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216077
Chief has many preferences. He likes big, small, thicc, and fit. One girl can't be all of these, so each p'orcer in the harem fills on one of those roles. She takes on the role of fit, and she hunts! Chief's duty is to breed his sows, so the p'orcers serve him hand and foot, so that he doesn't have to spend energy doing other things he doesn't like

[Anonymous No.]

What food does the undead kingdom make better than anywhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216740
Fried brains. Blood cocktails

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216740
any thing with pomegranates

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216636
This is secret best ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216712
What the fuck is she wearing on her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216723
No, anon. We were calling gazer fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216677
It was three years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216723
Now she's fat. Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216677
Science expensive give money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216766
weren't they promised in 2014? Seems like the sabbath is popping smoke to cover their incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216764
>>24216767
The classic trade-off. Truly loli is the only way to go.
Gonna rub Bapho-chan's cheeks till she starts going "More, Onii-chan! Do it more!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216723

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
A complete removal of anyone below 120IQ from the world. Both for eugenics but also experimental purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216797
But pedophilia is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216801
Wish I could post the smug-ass grin from the alt

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216797
Keep crying, baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216810
Rubbing face-cheeks isn't illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216819
Saying something lovely dovey would catch her off guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216830
This is how that goes down
1.She blushes.
2.She realizes I'm trying to get her embarrassed.
3.She gets even.

Hopefully she pulls my pants down between 2 and 3. I'm running out of pants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a lich wear clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216819
I have the sudden desire for a gazer to lick and slobber all over my face and grace me with her hot, steamy breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216877
A social experiment requiring direct observation.

[Anonymous No.]

you will face forced consummation with a monster if you do not act now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216882
Doubtful. She's more of the limb-licking kind, anyway. Face just isn't tasty. Too much grease, and not the good kind. Neck is tasty, though. Arms and legs too. Chest, very tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216877
It could have useful stats

[Anonymous No.]

>Should have known something like this would happen eventually
>Waifu working on a new project involving tentacles
>Sent me to the Tentacle Forest to gather materials
>My first time there. Fortunately a helpful Tentacle girl pointed me in the right direction.
>Needless to say, the treatment I endured there was something I'll never forget
>True to that girl's words, the tentacles stopped short of harvesting my essence in its purest form
>But that just meant they teased me all the more thoroughly till they had their fill
>That sort of edging can be its own hell
>Could hardly think straight and had to call in a work-friend to help me get home
>Also brought me a towel, since my clothes were basically ruined
>For the best, since I exploded on my waifu's chest the moment I saw here
>She just laughed and congratulated me on a job well done
>Would have treated me to some special "dessert," but she told me I needed to save my strength
>Since I would be going back tomorrow.
Such is life as her husband

[notanalp No.]

fellow boys: when a hellhound rapes you, don't fight back. That's male privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

White fur is the proof of superior blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217072

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216944
I'm gonna get her to assault my face with her soft, slimy tongue and hot, steamy breath one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217099
>when you go down on her and then come up looking like Santa claus

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217013
Oh, and if you're curious, apart from a few tentacle sprouts for research, I was mostly harvesting fairy powder.

Apparently, some real disgusting pervert wants to have fun times with little (thousand year old) girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217072
>alp hellhound
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217072
Go
Away
/pol/ack

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217221
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I always get stuck baby sitting the neighbor’s unicorn kid? It’s not she even needs me as she can cook, clean and do her homework all by herself, and even cooks for me, so what reason do they even have me watch her for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217284
>Unicorn kid
Shit. Imagine having centaur kids. How damn expensive you think the house would get? How much land do they need if they want to go play outside?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna learn the dragon language!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217284
Same reason as for Kiki kids.
It's practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217229
Hes been hit by
Hes been struck by
A smooth criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217334
>"Ahem! To the tune of twinkle twinkle little star!"
>"Master master go to sleep, please master its time to sleep. Go to sleep, sleep sleep sleep, please go to sleep master please, now its time to go to sleep, kiki will make sure you are comfy master~~~"
>"Did it work?!"

[Anonymous No.]

Bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217371
Works best if I have her laying next to me to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217371
Of course not.
Being called "master" implies you have responsibilities, and responsibilities means

NO SLEEP EVER!!

Also, she kinda screwed up the rhythm towards the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216506

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217387
Bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217455
What is this Russian Gremlin saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217467
>Days of planning. Weeks of building. Months of perfecting. Seconds of smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217387
>>24217439
>tfw no genki childhood friend Kobold who has a secret masochistic streak
>she’ll mess up your things (nothing too bad like ruining shoes and stuff like that) just to get you to punish her
>get to the point where every time you call her a ‘bad dog’ she automatically cums a little bit no matter where you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
My waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217501
That pretty much sums up every girlfriend I’ve ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

Taming lamias via music.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy an evening drink of choice before going to bed.
Some hot tea and cool night air go wonderfully when the wife is added in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217551
Silly Anon, you don't tame a Lamia with music. That's how they tame you.

Sweet seductive singing that makes you feel so good inside that you could burst. All pent up and swooning, you hardly notice as they wrap their coils around you. And squeeze.

Such bliss. I would love to experience it some day.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously though I really REALLY want a gazer to lick my face all over, excessively, for hours, forced to breath nothing in but her hot breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217601
>when the wife is added in
>Dormouse jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217617
Okay Anon, I gotta ask, are you doing this on purpose? Did I offend you or something?

Why do you have to do this every night? Not this specifically but the coincidences keep piling up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214754
Mershark is all about biting that doesn't injure you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217638
I'm not sure what you're on about?
I've only mentioned face licking once before here. I just felt like making a post about it again since I'm horny as fuck right now and can't stop thinking about a gazer domming me like that

[Anonymous No.]

So what does dire mino milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217685
Sorry. My persecution complex must be acting up again. Shitposters have been in full force this week and it's been whittling away my resistance.

Also quit having shit taste surrounding the species of my waifu, and go fuck a Hellhound like a good little stank-breath bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217731
Like dire milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217731
Don't know, but I hear it increases your strength and endurance stats, while reducing intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
Fluff, Love, Acceptance, and the ability to ply the void of space unaided by any machinery not a part of my being
There are many mamano who can do the first three. That last one is probably up to me to figure out on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217825
>Spoiler
No thanks. Gazer a slimy cute good for being licked by. Hellhounds are old news. I lost my desire for them long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
More art of cheeky Kakuens with fat bottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217825
>spoiler
If I wasn't so tired, I would write a whole story about licking gazer's filthy slime out of spite. Seriously, how can you love something that has dried shit on it? Think of all the dirt, sweat, and other waste that is plastered on to her thanks to that slime. Enjoy your C-tier waifu, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217866
So it is you
Whoops there I go again hahahahahahahaha

>>24218072
The goo is sterile. Like your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be thoroughly bred with by onryos in an abandoned house in the middle of the forest where no one can hear my screams.
I want to be scared and cumming at the same time by croaking long haired vengeful girls with chewed off nails, blank eyes, and zombie-fied skin tone.
I want to be doomed for eternal gang-raping and have my cock and body used to sate the inextinguishable lust of a million psychotic evil Japanese ghost girls.
I want to be in the midst of supernatural love and warmth in the dark world of evil and ignorant monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218116
wtf I love gazers now.

[Anonymous No.]

A Temple Guard blocks your path!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218123
>ignorant
Well that's just racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217387
Bad dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218152
>Tiny baby spear
>Short tail and fat body
Slow and easy boss enemy, just keep your distance and spam sunlight spears to win. And if that doesn't work, try tongue but hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Shrine cats are very cute can I adopt one?

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Lich crosses Hellhound and Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218279

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215735
So i guess they'd be relieved if you just got up and left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218284
That's just a sasquatch

[Anonymous No.]

Help my apophis childhood friend keeps dragging me into hairbrained schemes to grape the pharaoh but they keep failing and I have take the fall for her. What’s a full proof plan to capture the pharaoh and grape her so I don’t have to spend another week in the dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218373
Have you tried just asking the pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218152
I call her fat and escape through the nearest doorway

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218343
Then why isn't the image grainy and low quality so you can't tell what's in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24217859
>Dire Mino keeps making you drink her milk every time you say something she doesn't understand
>Luckily the intelligence draining effects are temporary, but somewhat addictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218546
She's obviously too tired to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218581
Anon no. That's a can of worms even a hopeless pervert such as I can avoid... usually...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218592
What's wrong with the idea of a Dire Mino giving her anxious intellectual husband some milk to calm him down and let his instincts take over for a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218606
Damn you. Stop this.

I'm going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218373
Make her your wife. Grape Snakes that get married usually forget about their gripes with Pharaohs.

Put a ring on her finger you absolute faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218763
Thus begins a dark reign.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all the big bad evil foxes so old? I just want a young cute fox close to my age to conquer the world with

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219316
A fox who is still young and hasn't been ground down by the world doesn't want to rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218520
Good thinking, her fat Lamia thighs will have a hard time squeezing through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219316
The trick is to help old Foxes feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219316
>to conquer the world with
Yeah just start the glorious revolution to lead people into better future, you know, happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go away unsatisfied

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia cosplaying as an XCOM Viper! Hey wait-

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepless in Seattle meets Mad Max!

[Anonymous No.]

>come on, just another hour! You better not croak and go to hell, or I'll follow you there and FUCK you up even harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219531

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219921
>that Central icon
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>24214120
>no Banshee Pancake House
Alp Hooters, but I will insult and low tip the staff to cover my insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219921

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219949
They'll be getting the rest of that tip behind the building

[Anonymous No.]

>>24213983
Latenight's cute pieces seem to be getting W I D E R.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunyip for real Australian cuisine. Also she'll challenge you to a VB keg skoll contest.

[Anonymous No.]

being milked by the masterpiece that is automaton butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24220642
Intelligent design!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216503
Reverse bukkake?

[Anonymous No.]

big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218279
More like Based Lich.
>>24218581
Intelligent man can convey his thoughts with simple language. If you're not autistic or a pompous prick, this shouldn't be hard. But it probably feels nice when you perceive your Minotaur wife as both stronger AND smarter than you, so I couldn't blame the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221242
big meaty tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221363
>But it probably feels nice when you perceive your Minotaur wife as both stronger AND smarter than you, so I couldn't blame the guy.
They like feeling superior to you...and you depending on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221578
big meaty paws and tails

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest little oni girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221796
Getting princess carried by her is the best

[Anonymous No.]

Dark mage researching the "become a wizard at 30" theory

[Anonymous No.]

Any artists who draw abs open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221829
who has both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221954

[Anonymous No.]

>>24222551

[Anonymous No.]

>>24222777
best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24222777
looks like shes meaty in more than the paws and tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221796
>Did someone say 'fight'?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221954
I want to grope and full nelson a little amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24219921
Wasn’t there an update to this game recently that confirmed that people lewded the vipers in universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223348
Loli amazons are for leaving cumflated as you continue to adventure in the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24222572
Lickable chest. Best to take advantage of their weakness now before they grow up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24205241

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223401
It's a spinoff set 5 years after xcom 2. There are nightclubs with pics of vipers too

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy morning. Want to cuddle with my waifu.

What about you? Do you and your waifu sleep in? Or is one of you an earliy riser that can help but want to start the day?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223718
Abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223677
What is morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223718
Even combined, the two classic maids just don't do it for me.

I want something more exotic, like a highly intelligent Tentacle maid from the depths of the Tentacle Forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223677
It's always a good time for lazy morning cuddles, and afternoon cuddles, and night time cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223604
>POV
>You are her imaginary husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223843
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223900
I want a night gaunt so I can cuddle with her and force-fly her to romantic places.
Also constantly tease and fuck her while doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24223784
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24221954
They're cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Need more Mari lewds

She is best lilim after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224031
Need her getting mating pressed into the mattress

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224031
>tfw want to have a threesome with Mari and my waifu
How is she so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

What do I have to do to get an OctoCat chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224031
Kawaiipenis is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224045
Paizuri would be nice too, and an expert blowjob where she's licking the shaft, sucking, swirling her tongue around while the head is in her mouth, gently fondling the balls with her free hand, sucking one into her mouth, and taking a deepthroat cumshot before pulling back showing a mouthful of cum that she greedily gulps down

>>24224085
She's the embodiment of beauty, lust, and all things sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224006
That's a squid, kiddie.
And a rather ugly one, too.

Gimme one of these. Like a Shog but without all the pretentiousness. And furniture tism.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224085
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought the same thing.
>>24224132
Come to think of it I don't remember any paizuri art of her, a bit of a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224031
It might not be the kind of lewds you're looking for, but I still have the intent to commission her as giantess in a vore scene. It's a shame Maritan doesn't take commissions or draw vore, or else I'd commission her directly for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224244
Geeze man. At least spoiler that shit next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224221
She's definitely got the melons for it too!

>>24224244
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24215963
let's not. nobody in this thread has VR because they spent all the money on waifu commissions or never had this big of money in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224031
Her daughter is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224292
You talk like a filthy peasant. I have my money put away in long-term investment funds.

Because I don't let my fetishes define me and drive me into poverty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224312
I wanna screw them both
At the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224244
Go back to /trash/ and stay there, trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224244
Anon...
>>24224277
She has, it's a shame they're not put to good use more often. Although I do love that animation of her being fucked against a window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224336
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224371
I've lost many a nut to that animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224465
must be a boob guy thing, i can't do anything unless i see holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>24224244
>I still have the intent to commission her as giantess in a vore scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224568
>Going to go to the driving range with my dad.
>No kiki that wants to tag along as 'caddy' even though we're just hitting balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224610
That's too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224644
She'd have an outfit and everything.
A long but light skirt, a top that bares her arms and an ample amount of chest while wearing gloves.
A cute hat.

Would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing like a traditionalist wife who knows what roles man and woman should have in married life.

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping it a hundred, something like that (LIKE THAT) goes under my list of things my waifu would try on me while I'm in a dreamlike state.

That way, if I snap she can make me forget it like it was all a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224711
Traditionalism is bullshit!

[Anonymous No.]

Haha yeah lolis
wooo yeeeeep

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224750
I wanna tease a white knight lizardgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224773
The conditioning is working!

[Anonymous No.]

>Please review these applications for potential husbands, my tail's frozen so make it quick
>I can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224711
>There's nothing like a traditionalist wife who knows what roles man and woman should have in married life.
Yeah you just need to have your path blocked by the amazon when she's still young, and defeat her enough times that she gets used to the woman's place being on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224750
>>24224814
Silly lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225023
I just want a nice lizardgirl GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24205241

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225422
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225122
Why is that .Less' art is objectively good, but whenever looking at it I always can't help but think "profound faggotry"?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225484
Because ur a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224951
But she clearly has a husband already

[Anonymous No.]

>>24224974
>just noticed her hat has googley eyes
And I just got diabetes from this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225484
Because he's drawn some pretty profane faggotry in the past, and the character in that picture is also from a story that was some profound faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225812
>Yarr, be a fell omen to toss back a Mershark...
>Ye got yerself a place on this ship, sea-she! We're the meanest bunch a scoundrels that sailed these Carribacan waves!
>and then mershark was a pirate

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225865
Mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226040
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472
To be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24216472

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225484
you're of equal faggotry for giving a shit about them and knowing anything about them at all other than "this most be from this person it's the same style".

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225812

Tits too small, throwing it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226615
They'll get bigger if you impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226615
This better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24225812
Can I keep her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Extreme handholding: the new sports craze sweeping the nation.

[Anonymous No.]

are this characters from a game? a vn? an artificial universe? can I get more info? I want to understand what's this about, I suspect I need some background to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226839
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girls
Sort by date, read the first 100 up to lilim, read a few of the books on the site then read the next 100 and some other books. There's a game in the works and many fan games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226567
>>24225659
LIDF is in full force today huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226839
They are from a erotic book series called "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" created by the artist Kenkou Cross.
Here's a list of all the monster girls
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girls
While these are just the mosnter girl, there's also a lot of world building and extra stuff in the actual books:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Books

The Wikia is a good resource in general since they have more or less everything you need to know about MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226814
Let's not pretend that monstergirls are intimidated by things like handholding because it's "not lewd"

In all likelihood, a succubus holding your hand would be about as erotic and mind-melting as any other skin contact. Some Inma and other momstergirls could even perform an energy drain that way (looking at you, Wight)

When it comes right down to it, monstergirls are masters at inspiring lust and affection, and we're all a bunch of kissless virgins. We have zero resistance against the touch of a woman. Our entire bodies are erogenous zones for both our dicks and our hearts. We'd be swooning in seconds. Whether the girl herself would be swooning along with us, or grinning with softly sadistic intent, would depend entirely on her own preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227018

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227018
>We have zero resistance against the touch of a woman
I don't even know what it feels like and no that's not something I'm proud of

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227097
I had a woman on my lap once at a club, just briefly. Nothing naughty. I can't remember any words. All I remember is that she kissed my cheek. First time I'd ever been kissed at all (not including my actual biological mother)

There was a warm feeling that spread through my body, and I remember us smiling as we looked at each other.

This was less than a one-night-stand. This was just a chance encounter between two mildly-buzzed clubgoers. She wasn't ugly, nor particularly good looking, and wasn't even my type. Even so, that was the effect it had on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24226918
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24218238
why would a cat need boobs that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227018
>zero resistance
I'm so emotionally stunted I don't even know how human contact feels like. I always got negative shit so my mind and body doesn't even register positive feelings towards me, because it doesn't even know what are those. I automatically assume the worst out of everyone so I'm on high alert around others ready to deflect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227018
>>24227097
I wouldn't be able to take it even if a woman was just trying to strike up a conversation with me.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING SLAVE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24227184
Where’s the okay sign? I’ve looked all over for it.

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>>24214171
How does a Hellhound end up as a maid?

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>>24227160
>Where are we going today, Mr. Anon?

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>>24227015
>if you tell anyone I'm being nice to you I'll petrify you except for your dick

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>>24224711
I want to poz Amazons with masculine Marxism.

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>>24224955
t. househusband

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>>24227018
>We have zero resistance against the touch of a woman
>implying I'm not paranoid because if iDubbbz can get simped, then so can I

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>>24227018
if a monster gave me scalp massage i'd be goo

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>>24227618
>can
You will, it's inevitable

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>>24227265
SHUT YOUR SHIT-TIER MOUTH YOU SHIT-TIER MONSTER!

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>>24227659
Good thing I'm not rich or connected, then. The thots won't get me if they see nothing to exploit.

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>>24227290
Someone help, my wife is too small!

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>>24227018
I wish we got more of her instead of the meme-moth

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>>24227687
The things I would do to that lilim. So many depraved, lewd things

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>tfw no qt spider librarian

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>>24205241

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>>24227687
This little shit doesn't deserve to call herself a lilim. Praise Druella btw.

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what effect would mamamono banana have on touhous

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>>24227018
Speak for yourself my reward system is permanently damaged from the fapping, a monster can't seduce me let alone a 3D slut

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>>24227946
Communism+increased gravity

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>>24227946
Big tiddy.

BIIIIIIIIG TIDDY!

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>>24227595
I wouldn't mind being house husband for an Ice Queen, not that she would give me a choice

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>>24228026
>anon wants to go out for groceries
>she thinks he'll leave her forever so she drains him until he can't do anything but hug her

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>>24228058
Can't they just go together?

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>>24228058
He just wants to save her the embarrassment of going out and people running up to her and calling her Elsa.

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Little Anubi and Kikimoras are the best employees for amorous masters.

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>A Lich will never conduct an experiment to see how long you can fuck her butt without collapsing from exhaustion

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>>24228058
Show of hands, whose okay with their waifu energy/level/etc. draining them or otherwise rendering them unable to survive without them...for just a little bit?

Just a bit of time. Not too long. Nothing to be nervous about.

Just a teeny tiny little bit...

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>>24228087
>Husband, you have a smart telephone device to order groceries, use that
>I will pick them up from the store for you
>"Last time you went you drained the poor Rata worker's heat, she couldn't feel her body for 3 days"
>A needed sacrifice, she kept singing "Let It Go" to me

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>>24227687
>super powerful monster
>is a masochist
whoa

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>>24228185
I'd encourage her to do so

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>>24228200
The Rata had it coming. You'd think she'd be more tactful after hearing so many deez nuts jokes from jackasses who think they're funny.

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>>24227938
How about a scholar/librarian dragon? Can I get one of those?

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>>24227840
I know, right?
>>24227952
Hey, guess what?
That makes you the most vulnerable.

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>>24228321
I can imagine how you pay her your late fees.

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>>24228185
I have a distressingly large number of fantasies that would involve this, and frankly that scares me.

Even just a small taste would leave me hooked, and drive me to go further and further, until I'm forever a captive to these perversions. So I would need a failsafe to prevent that, a way to ensure that such pleasure remains a fantasy in my mind.

Fortunately, my waifu could even provide me with that. But I would need her to suggest such acts, and secure my consent, all without my knowledge.

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Slime me!

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>>24228463
Truly, the game of kings

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>>24228463
Girls that are much smarter than they appear or their species would suggest scarouse me in the best/worst way

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>>24228185
It's not the same thing, but feeling weak and dependent on a girl is so fucking hot. I'd love to faint and get caught by a strong girl before I hit the floor.

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>>24228586
A Jub Jub who is actually a supergenius sounds just topsy turvey enough for Wonderland.

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>>24228667
March Hares are canonically some of the best girls for eromancy enchantments, since they can make anything lewd without exception.

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>>24228181
I'd help a fat-bottomed loli lich perform an anal sex experiment.

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>>24226904
>>24226938
Thanks you two for explaining, I'll look into it. I looked into the wiki and apparently there are monster girls of various sizes. The example it gave was fairies, I guess there are giantesses as well? Later I'll try to find that erotic book series, I assume it's jap stuff (this is /jp/ plus only nips can make up this kind of thing), so I hope I find original version and learn some new japanese words, nothing is as memorable as fetish fuel to pick up vocabulary

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>>24228586
>Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something.

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>>24228871
The trickiest of all foxes. And frankly the one I don't mind getting tricked by.

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>>24228913
Get out now. Run while you still can.

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>>24228913
>I guess there are giantesses as well?
No, the only currently described "giant" type monster is Cyclops, which were made close to human size by Demon Lord to be actually fuckable. The physically largest monster is Sandworm, and that one works in a weird way.
Please don't actually be giantess spammer bait.

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>>24229027
I am into giantess, but I'm not bringing that stuff here, I was just interested on the weirdness in general. That would've been encouraging, though

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>>24227364
That's a very cute maid group. Would have them as my meidos

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>>24227364
WHEN DO WE GET TO RAPE MASUTA

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>>24229425
>genki loli hellhound maid wants to rape master when he goes to bed
>it is actually just cuddling
>Now you have to calm down your kikimora headmaid and explain to her what really happened.

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>>24228905
thats rascist

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>>24227364
I have something for this.

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>>24227946

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how does she respond when you start crying?

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>>24229504
Maid this dominant? If I was a rich guy into femdom, I'd rather get her to play a noble mistress that molests her meek butler.

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>>24228915
So are you saying Will Smith is going to bust a cap in Lich-san’s head?

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>>24229529
She rides harder

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>>24229504
A tall hellhound maid with a really short maid skirt would be great

>>24229610
Dom maid is a great dynamic

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>>24229628
Maybe you're right, but ojou Hellhound is something worth seeing.

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>>24229610
>>24229628
Dom maid and sub butler are both pretty good.

But personally, I'd prefer being a splendid, albeit fanatical butler.

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>>24229652
Ojou hellhound is pretty good too. Cute scenario if you(her butler) and her kiki maid have to teach her how to be a proper noble.

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are gremlins the midna of monster girls?

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>>24229785
Maybe, but I like em thin and feeling inadequate. Ups their drive to invent.