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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.24324622
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sahu posting season!

>> No.24324636

welp, I only just realised I goofed the OP

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Remember to keep your weapons properly maintained. Don't let them slip out of the sheath.

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I updated the Bunyip paste a little bit, not much but it is something. Will try to write more.

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>zombie maid/underling always getting pump full of cum by her master every night
>in time she absorbed so much mana that turned into a wight
>still kept her spectral hand and power hidden from her master in fear that she will end up rejecting her
>acts as a zombie in presence of her master

>> No.24324708

Ya dingus

>> No.24324778

i love zombies

>> No.24324831
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Corpses are always the best girls and the best wives

>> No.24324996

Good something

>> No.24325022

am I guaranteed to get a wight if I keep pumping the zombie full of cum regularly? I'm put off by this whole "rotting nearly mindless corpse" thing

>> No.24325043

Yes. That is the only way to create a wight besides monsterization (rare) or birth (rare)

>> No.24325051

>nearly mindless corpse
Yes, now cuddle her so she can be warm

>> No.24325057
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I wanna cuddle a hellhound!

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How can w*ght girls even compete?

>> No.24325090

Cool, I like DIY waifus like papillon. It's no fun when you get the perfect waifu from the get go, gotta work for your happiness

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Stop cuddling hellhounds and start impregnating them instead

>> No.24325139

This is the kind of Hellhound you send in as a shock troop. Just point her in the right direction and watch her go.

>> No.24325178

What if they counter with heavenhuskies?

>> No.24325181

Nito is the cutest pharaoh

>> No.24325195
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>> No.24325207

I dont want a cursed sword I want a blessed sword

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>> No.24325232

why don't you just find a cursed sword and turn her holy

>> No.24325241

That succucow is playing with fire.

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Blessed swords sound like they have a lot of potential. Honestly, "Living Weapons" should've been the "stock" species to allow for some expansion.
A living Master Sword would make you a man in more ways than one.

>> No.24325265

that's just a cursed sword but the colors inverted so dark skin white metal and gold highlight she might look pure but she is just as lewd as her cursed cousins

>> No.24325266

wights are majestic

>> No.24325275

surprised that shirt didn't go all the way with it and say
>a-ddick-ted to cock

>> No.24325301

I don't just want any cursed sword, I want Soul Edge.

>> No.24325302

if i saw a horde of zombies i confess i'd lure one into my home lock the door and let it hump me

>> No.24325321

So as the supply of human men dwindle, do the remaining human purist men just get gigantic human female harems?

>> No.24325330

I find lewdness to be more fun when it's wring-out of the woman. Imagine an aloof weapon who slowly gains appreciation for your technique and care, but still hesitates to confess her feelings to you as she sees this relationship as strictly a professional one between hero and weapon.

>> No.24325444

They'd sooner be encouraged to donate semen before women become acceptable

>> No.24325483

or government introduces mandatory monster girl harems. Every monster girl deserves to be loved, stop being selfish - create a harem for unloved monsters today!

>> No.24325513

So how would certain harems be formed? Is there just one guy in each town that takes in all the Devil Bugs because most people don't want them? Are there harem compatibility tests to ensure ideal relationships? And what about shirohebi?

>> No.24325554

>Is there just one guy in each town that takes in all the Devil Bugs because most people don't want them?
Would someone really want 100 of those over even 1 human woman?

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>birth (rare)
Rare and best

>> No.24326413

Earth rabbits or Moon rabbits?

>> No.24326764

What's the difference?

>> No.24326880

moon rabbits have zero-g tits

>> No.24327148

Feeding a super hot chili to an Ignis.

>> No.24327205

I want to cook food using an Ignis!

>> No.24327209

Then I suppose I'll go with them.

>> No.24327360

I want to run experiments with shortstacks.
>trial 14 of "proximity effect" experiment
>test subject is a standard succubus, 4'3"
>subject is strapped with a heartbeat monitor, placed next to an average human male, 6'3", and told to just stand there with no further instruction
>test begins with no interaction between subject and human
>30 sec: subject begins taking short glances at the human, noticing the size difference between the two
>45 sec: slight increase in heart rate and flushing in the face, subject eyes are spending more time looking up and down the human
>1 min, 5 sec: heart rate continues to slowly increase, subject has slowly moved closer to the human and seems shy
>1 min, 20 sec: the subject is now in physical contact with the human, her tail wrapped around his leg, but cannot make eye connect
>1 min, 25 sec: breathing has quickened and subject is now rubbing her chest against the human's groin, now looking at the human with longing eyes
>1 min, 35 sec: subject has embraced the human, breathing in his scent, and grinding her thighs together while heart rate increases greatly
>1 min, 40 sec: test has concluded as subject has reached peak arousal and asked for the human to breed with her
>subject 14's time falls within the average of the other subjects times, showing that shortstack monsters respond positively to tall human males in the immediate vicinity

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I love zombies. Are there any good zombie stories in the pastebin?

>> No.24327625

Fellow man of culture.jpeg

>> No.24327634

There are 2 zombie->wight transformation stories

>> No.24327640

Fine, but I still expect cuddles filling her up.

>> No.24327660

*after filling her up, I wasn't suggesting cuddling does the deed.

>> No.24327924

>not filling her womb by using only cuddles
Sort of alpish desu.

>> No.24327934

Automaton maid suddenly deciding to stop time and throw knives.

>> No.24327985

I want a big snugglebug Yeti to lock me in a cuddle hold until I fill her up

>> No.24327989

I don't think it still counts as cuddling when your dick is inside her.

>> No.24328035

Filling up a Jinko. If that's not enough, try filling Shou Toramaru.

>> No.24328071

Why not both at the same time? Adjust the position slightly and replace furious pelvis-breaking thrusts with hugs. Second part might be difficult with a hellhound, but who knows, there could be some gentle perverts among them.

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>Filling up a Jinko.
Hell yeah.
>If that's not enough, try filling Shou Toramaru.
Shou isn't bulky enough for me, she's gotta hit the gym.

>> No.24328160

Enjoy your new tail alp-sempai!

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Guess who stocked up on cuddles during her business trip?

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How do cuddling semantics make one an Alp?

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>> No.24329005

How impolite. Don't pry into alp-sempai's personal affairs. A secret makes a woman, woman. Sadly there are no monstergirls named Vermouth afaik.

>> No.24329233

Smug, buff, dom monster girls that start getting lovey dovey and worked up by your sweat.

>> No.24329302

>monster built like a brick shithouse swooning when her scrawny bf gets drenched in sweat trying to work out
Sounds adorable.

>> No.24329309

>When she's talking about you 'finally beefing up? " and "look to try and put me in my place?" while she goes full heart pupils.

>> No.24329428

what's her favorite food?

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>> No.24329610

Dragonia fashion?

>> No.24329628

I'd expect them to cover themselves in rings and gaudy jewelry.

>> No.24329694

>Seems like I was excessively naughty yesterday
>As punishment, my waifu decided to bully me just a bit
>Immobilized by her magic, I could hardly contain my excitement
>She would have none of it, calling me excessively naughty as she pulled me down onto the bed
>Arms wrapped around me into a hug from behind, where I could feel her bust pressing into my back
>Her fingers dancing over my chest. Her knee rubbing lightly between my legs
>Warm breaths against my ear with the occasional nibble
>There was no way I could hold out for long
>Unfortunately that wasn't the plan
>My waifu had no intention of letting me cum
>Instead, she whispered in my ear
>"Sleep. Sleep. Sleep."
>Over and over again
>After an hour or two of teasing, my body obeyed
>I passed out on the verge of a dry orgasm, just one of many
>Naturally, all her teasing invaded my dreams as well

>> No.24329806

>I awoke in bed, entirely alone
>Surely enough, my morning would was all the proof I needed to know she had yet to grant me release
>I tried to move my arms, hoping to do it myself, only to find I was still immobilized
>My punishment was still ongoing
>That's when I felt it
>Her teasing hands all over me
>Rubbing, kneading, clawing, brushing teasing
>And not just her hands, but everything else too
>Her lips pressed against my own, before peppering kisses all over my chest and forehead
>Her soft thighs trapping my member, before letting it slip into her warm depths
>Her teasing voice against me ears, so close I could feel her breathing
>Then it all shifted
>Now I could feel her soft breasts wrapping and pumping my shaft, accompanied by the occasional lapping of her tongue against my sensitive tip
>While the scent of her womanhood tickled against my nose
>But she didn't let me cum
>The phantom sensations stretched on for hours. Shifting, changing, and even overlapping
>I was led to countless dry orgasms
>And yet, not once did she let me cum

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Maybe some like it, but I think most would leave their valuables at home.

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>post-portals, OK Cupid is now run by actual cupids
>decide to give it a shot
>match with a girl and arrange to meet up for a date
>you're a bit nervous waiting for her since her profile didn't have a picture, but then you hear someone call your name from behind
>turn around to find the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>she seems a bit shy, and that's when you notice the angels standing behind her
>"Do your best, Lady Eros!"
>"Yeah! The goddess of love deserves love too!"

>> No.24329939

we havent really thought about young dragons being kleptomaniacs
Imagine younger dragons, hell even ones in their early twenties havign the urge to take shiney things even if stealing

>> No.24329974

>After an unknown amount of time, the creaking of the door shook me out of my pleasure-maddened haze
>It was her. The real her. Not a phantom sensation or some trick of the light
>She smiled at me. Cruely so, indicative of how much she was enjoying this punishment
>I was in tears, begging her
"Please let me cum. Please. Please. Please."
>She laughed.
>"But why? You seem to be enjoying yourself."
>She held up a vial in her hands. I recognized it, along with the viscous white substance inside
>Leftovers, preserved from last week
>She held the vial to her lips, slowly drinking it
>My mind went blank
>The phantom teasing returned, everywhere but my sweetly aching cock
>While I heard her whisper in both ears
>"Cum. Cum. Cum."
>I suddenly found myself frantically bucking my hips
>Following along with the chant like a man possessed
>But without any stimulation, all my efforts were in vain
>She finished the vial, opening her mouth to show off all the contents before swallowing it down in a single gulp
>Then she pulled out a second vial and started all over again
>Chanting. Bucking. Another failure release.
>This time I could hear her laughing at my pathetic struggles.
>After she swallowed my preserved seed, she took out a third vial, and my punishment continued onwards
>Into a fourth vial. And then a fifth.
>After five vials, she gives me the cruelest smile in the entire world.
>"I've had my fill. What a great meal."
>My heart sank. She was done. I had yet to find any release and she was done.
>Then she looked at me, with the smallest spark of kindness.
>She came over to the bed, and wrapped me in her arms
>A kind and gentle hug, free of all that teasing
>An act of pure love
>My aching cock exploded the moment it pressed against the warmth of her body
>Splattering hot cum against our chests
>She giggled softly as the two of us drifted off to sleep

>> No.24330014

Recounted an experience with my waifu. I changed it around a bit to anonymize her species

>> No.24330139

I really like this design.

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Impregnate onis.

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Do foxes stretch their jaws wide open when they see tofu?

>> No.24330529

>Heeey anon, I'm back from the Himalayas!
>They had these old, gray Yetis there that smelled kinda funny and their hair was over their eyes
>But anyway they taught me all kinds of new cuddling techniques, ones I've never even heard of, I think some of them are illegal!
>I can swing by after school and try some out, you'll love them

>> No.24330571

Nazrin has been working out.

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They stretch their jaws for more than that.

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Ssshhhhh! The oni is sleeping!

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So would getting her Animal Crossing also work?

>> No.24330676

That would work on a Bicorn.

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>> No.24330843

Of course it's going to work on a bicorn, but what about a fox?

>> No.24330871

Good snek, although I enjoy my sneks with super sized, super soft chests.

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I should try to continue Xenoblade. These dark times are all the more reason to.

>> No.24330925

Nice try, but no cigar Gazerfag.

>> No.24330946

I want to be Sorcerer-King in the mge world and rule from a massive tower. That would be pretty cool

>> No.24330999

Liked it anon. Thanks for the green!

>> No.24331070

you forgot eyes on the outer shell; also there's some minor typos.
overall it's great though. nobody asked for it, but i like it.

>> No.24331128

>Yeti learns forbidden cuddle no jutsu from Abominable Snowmen kung-fu monks.
Fool, you've doomed us all! Only one thing could be worse...

>Hey anon, I'm back from Mexican Candy Hell!
>It's a lot nicer than the brochure made it look.
>The people were friendly even if they smelled kind of dusty.
>There was even this guy in a silver mask who taught me all kinds of amazing cuddling techniques.
>He once hugged Dracula and Wolfman so hard that they stopped being evil!
>I can't wait to show you all of them in the ring, you'll love it.

Fly you faggots!

>> No.24331191

Well you're very welcome.

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>> No.24331224

Those jpg artifacts are disgusting.

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>"heard you talkin shit about me online like I wouldn't find out, surely you know what's gonna happen next, better start running now honey"
Yer fucked kiddo

>> No.24331489

Fancy meeting you here, mamono girl.

>> No.24331499

Not if I jump off a cliff first!

>> No.24331518

One is undead invasion but whats the other one?

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But I already have a wife.

>> No.24331565

Everyone already knew you gamble and drink like a sailor. I'm not running til you pay this month's rent Mitsune.

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>> No.24331595

>mere white succ

>> No.24331774

>No horns
>No tail
>No wings
No service

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>The truth was, I was actually rather depressed and put off upon meeting her the first time. I was off in the woods, in the wilderness near my new town when I saw her. A mantis, who humans rarely see, staring at me with disdainful, unemotional eyes. I gave a short hello, but she said nothing. There was a noise, a deer running past. When I looked back to where the Mantis was, she was gone. I guess she hated me that much?
>The second time I met her was more... intimidating. You see, I worked out far from town, and coming out every day, sometimes you see all kinds of animals. This time, I ran into a bear. Not a bear girl, just a regular, huge bear. I knew I was fucked, as I didn't have my bear spray. That's when the Mantis appeared, silent, only a flash of green in my peripheral vision. Before I had a chance to react, the bear was already running, and the Mantis, crouching in front of me (I could, uh, see how pert her ass actually was), stood and glanced at me. "Stay away from here. There are more bears, and their cubs. You'll die." She left then, leaving me alone.
>I learned from my boss that there was a known mantis out there, but she never, ever spoke to anyone. She simply traded for supplies sometimes. The troubled teens I worked with told stories occasionally, too. But only I had actually seen her out in the woods themselves.
>The third time I met her, it was when I was working nights. Alone in the cabin, guarding kids. You could scarcely say I met her at all. There was a noise. She didn't make noises unless she wanted to, I knew that already. And I looked out into the dark, beyond the back door, and at the tree line, for a brief moment, I saw movement. It could have been an animal, but... I saw her scythe-like claws. How long had she been watching? I saw the small rock near the door. Had she... thrown it? Did she want me to know she had been watching?

>The fourth time I saw her, I was working during the day shift, dealing with a break-in at one of the storage rooms. We had figured it was one of the kids, but the things stolen were strange. I realized that they reminded me less of what kids steal -snacks, soda and the like- and more like the trade goods the Mantis usually traded for, like eggs, meat, etc. So I went out into the forest that day with a bag of that kind of thing, and encountered... a small band of goblins, attracted by the smell of food! Well, they were attracted to more than just food, it looked like, by their lascivious comments and wicked giggles. But before I could be harmed, there was a noise, and they ran off. The Mantis was there, staring in their direction. Clearly they knew not to mess with her.
>"I'm guessing it wasn't you who stole from us, huh?" She didn't react at all, simply kept looking out in the direction of the goblins.
>"Here, then. As thanks for rescuing me, let me leave you this." I left the food I had brought as a lure. Clearly it had lured her too, but she made no motion towards it.
>"It's okay, really. Take it." I backed away, and only once I had walked a distance and turned back did I see her pick it up. I turned away again but when I glanced once more, she was gone.

>The fifth time was over a month later. Late August. It was hot, dreadfully so. At least they'd installed air conditioners. I had gone on day shift, and found myself in an unused cabin at night, sleeping in solitude. I was surprised when I heard it. A knock on the door. I grumbled, and got up. Still groggy, I went to the entrance. There were no locks or anything, of course, the person could have entered as they wished. But what I saw was a surprise. The basket I had left for her a month before. Inside were flowers. Strange. I heard a noise, and I had a feeling I knew what it was. There, in the distance. A shadow outside, barely visible. I had a feeling this mantis I kept meeting was thanking me.

>She came in a week later to trade. The seventh meeting. She had brought venison, raw but clean. Our chef was ecstatic, and wanted to use it. This was my first time being on day shift when she arrived, and they had me handle the transaction for some odd reason. Had she said something?
>I greeted her and inspected the meat. It was apparently the same amount as the last few times, and it was an easy process.
>"You really are skilled at this," I said to her. She didn't reply, just nodded slightly. "Here's your payment. We really do appreciate it." I handed her the money, and she seemed to turn red when her hand touched mine. Huh? She left without a word, but still... strange. I heard a coworker snicker. The hell was going on?

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>Before I saw her again, two weeks passed. But they were unusually eventful week. Three incidents occurred that would hint at what happened then.
>the first incident, several days after I saw her last, the rancher who owned the houlstar farm in the valley came in and grumbled to me about cougars harassing them. Which kind didn’t matter, both sorts of cougars were a problem. I asked, nervous, if the mantis girl was causing an issue as well. He blinked at me until he realized something, then just laughed. No, she wasn’t an issue. In fact she had spoken lately to his daughter.
>I admitted I was surprised. She had always ever just stared at me, never said a word.
>He just shook his head and changed the subject. I frowned but continued on, more sure than ever she hated me. Why get so red with annoyance when I handed her the money last time?

>A week later, the goblins raided our facility. This same migrating tribe knew by now this was a boys camp, and hit in several locations, raiding the hanging laundry and the food storage.
>While another person got the fireworks ready to scare them off (imported from the mist continent; small fireworks without fancy colors were surprisingly cheap, even several hundred miles from the great port city!), I charged in on the ones sniffing the boys’ dirty clothes with a blunt sword. Wasn’t going to hurt them, just run them off. That is, until one tackled me from behind!
>”Wait, is that- oh no, it’s him. It’s him!” “The mantis’s target?! Yipes!” “Yuppers! Mana would slice us to bits if we took him, we should probably run!” Soon, the goblins had all abandoned the raid. We didn’t even need to fire off the little rockets.
>I was pretty freaked out by this... her target?! She hated me that much?! I was done for...

>The next night, one of my coworkers found me at work barricading the cabin I was sleeping in. He stared at me in confusion.
>”What on earth are you doing? There isn’t anything that dangerous here, nothing that would attack anyway.”
>”No, you don’t get it!” I replied, “the mantis... she hates me! And the goblins were afraid of her. They said I was her target. I’m not gonna let her hurt me!”
>”...are you an idiot?”
>“Hey! Less talking, more helping me barricade this place!”
>“Fine... don’t think it’ll help you, though.”
>Needless to say, I was getting very worried. What had I done to anger her so much?! Had I trespassed too often in her territory?!

>The events of the last few weeks had made me ever more paranoid. From the start she bothered me. She creeped me out a bit, and her staring, emotionless eyes had drilled into my soul. But it was my seventh meeting with her that sealed my terror.
>I was alone and safe at night, but that morning I had to go run an errand. My boss just smiled when I protested that I really didn’t feel safe going. But in the end, how could I argue? I left with the wagon on a trip up further along the isolated mountain road, to fetch the honey that the small bee colony up on the mountain sold. The honeybees were friendly, and I got a few catcalls, but the one I met with was surprisingly professional. She adjusted her glasses and her eyes brightened upon realizing who I was. Did everyone truly know?
>Upon asking that, she grinned. “Of course. Maya has spoken a great deal about you when she visited last week. Is something wrong?”
>I explained my worry, and she nodded solemnly. “Of course, I understand... here, for you.” She handed me a quite small jar of honey. “This is a different kind, made from... unique ingredients. If you throw it at her or get it on her, I am sure she will be too distracted to ‘attack’ you... at least for a little while.” Little did I know what cruel prank she pulled on me.
>On the way back, the horse stopped, spooked. And there she was, slipping into view from behind a tree.
>”Oh... is something the matter?” I asked. She shook her head, but didn’t leave the road. I thought about using the honey, but she wasn’t in the right position, I couldn’t escape.
>”I heard from other people. Your name is Mana, right? Well, whatever I did, I’m sorry. I get that you don’t like me, so-“ I stopped immediately when her eyes widened. She shook her head violently before speaking.
>”No! I... don’t dislike you. At all. In fact I... like you a great deal. I...” she turned red and ran off there and then. She may have covered her face as she flittered into the distance.
>I turned cold. I realized the truth now, and knew for once just how in danger I was. She, a mantis girl, had a crush on me. I knew then, that I was going to die. After all, like scholars said, when a female mantis is done with her mate... they ate their heads. Surely, a mantis girl would be the same?!

>> No.24331897

so what franchise are these sword-ladies from, anyway? i do not recognize them at all, which makes seeking more art of them troublesome

>> No.24331912

Lucha libre monster girls would have to keep up a lot of kayfabe, their dominant monster features would give away their identities even if they wore a mask

>> No.24331930

moar when?

>> No.24331978

I kinda wanna be hit on by a succubus but at the same time I have a really hard time getting that someone is flirting with me or able to accept that someone would be willing to flirt with me.

>> No.24331981

AlienEdge Records Dos, or XenoBlade Chronicles II as some people call it.

>> No.24332039

Would your waifu still look good if she was bald?

>> No.24332064

Yeah, she would just have her hood up 24/7.

>> No.24332157

Probably not, she's a Kobold so I think her ears would looks pretty goofy. If she had regular human ears though, I think she'd look good.

>> No.24332192

How bad would it be to introduce toon physics to Wonderland's residents? The ability to do the impossible and endure anything provided someone is acting silly enough, in the hands of monsters like Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, or the Queen of Hearts herself.

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How was I going to get out of this situation? A mantis girl interested in me... it was a death sentence, surely. The Order had always spoken of how dangerous wild monster girls could be, and they had to be right about this, right? Sure, the honeybees were friendly and productive members of society, the nearby holstaur farm was nothing but a cornerstone of the region, and the dwarf mine had great prices, but the goblins were out wreaking havoc, there was said to be an alaraune-infested area out in the deep forest, and terrifying grizzlies were said to be there too, not to mention wicked fairies who could kidnap the unwary. Maybe monster girls *could* be good and helpful, maybe they weren't all evil... but a mantis? There was no way. As cute as she was, and as much as it had hurt that first time I met her that she hadn't said so much as a word, she had always bothered me. Always.

>When I saw her again, it was in late September, after the heat had finally died. I was with my coworker, and saw her as she approached with another shipment of meat and other forest products.
>"There, see? She's upset," I said, pointing out how she looked at everything. "She's probably looking for me specifically."
>He and I were hiding in a tree, and I whispered to him as we both used small maritime-style telescopes to see her from a distance.
>"And there, she's distracted finally. She seems pretty happy about the sale. I guess she got a good price?"
>"Oh, look! She's getting angry. What's that lady saying to her? She's clearly not happy with it."
?"Dude, you know..."
?"And there. She's got her money, and she's walking away, sure, but she's clearly regretting it. Maybe she is upset she can't get her prey? Ha!"
> "...I'm sorry, but I have to tell you, this is weird."
>"Why, did you notice something I didn't?"
>"That's the thing. She's had the exact same expression this entire time. She isn't expressing anything like you're saying."

>It was only a few days later that she attacked my fortified cabin. Of course, none of my attempts had worked at all in the end. I cursed how I didn't have the cash to buy metal doors and defenses from the dwarves. They had just laughed and gave an absurd price. Why would they gouge me at such a time?
>The door went flying from the power of her scythes. And when she stepped in, one couldn't even see her movements, like a shadow in the forest, as she dodged the spike trap and heavy falling rock trap in turn.
>I attacked with a sword, because I sure as hell wasn't going to get eaten by some mantis monster! She blocked easily with her scythes, capable of facing metal without injury, or even cutting through the metal in time. She soon knocked it out of my hand, and I knew she had me.
>"...Anon... we need to talk," she said in her quiet, unemotional voice.
>No way! I had one last chance... so I took the special honey I had been given, and threw the little bottle at her! She sliced it with her scythe arm but that just made the honey splatter her! She suddenly fell to her knees in response, gasping for air.
>Ha! I had done it! I had distracted her! Now I ran, and as soon as I reached the door-
>She had me, pushing me down, pulling me onto my back. She kissed me with an intensity I had never seen from her, her tongue forcing itself on my own, her lips locked with mine, holding me down with so much passion I couldn't even think, the smell of honey was making me dizzy... she finally broke the kiss and stared at me, I could see the hunger in her eyes.
>"...you... you you you you... Alraune nectar... I don't understand, nothing you do makes sense, I cannot figure you out. You act so kind to me and then you hide, you act nervous and then challenge me. I do not understand you. You make my heart flutter whenever I see you, you make me stare at you even though I have never thought of humans as anything useful before. You aren't as strong or as fast, I even had to chase a bear from you, you'd lose to the goblins easily, but every time I see you I know I want to see you again. I grow more excited by the day, and you weren't even there last time, so I had to come and see if you were alright, or if the other humans had hurt you. I just want to be by you, why did you attack me? I don't understand.."
>Her voice was monotone but strained. She was confused in a rush by the nectar, which was burning a fire in her veins that made the silent girl into a complete chatterbox. Was this what she had been thinking all this time? I didn't know... I couldn't think... all I could do was stare at her, until... I remembered. Why I was running. Why I was fighting.
>"I... I get that! I understand you're into me, alright?!"
>"Then why do you keep fighting this way. You do not act like you don't want me around, but you still fight me, why?"
>"Because I don't want to get eaten by you after! You're a mantis, they eat their mates!"
>She stares, shocked, for a long moment, until-

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>> No.24332247

The solution to this problem is the same as for others. Add more monstergirls. Or give them all glasses, like that newspaper faggot. The kayfabe sounds fun, but it would be boring to make them all have rapist personas.

>Hellhound luchadore in mask gets on stage.
>"Introducing Rapehound #213, the Crimson Canine.", says the announcer in a dull voice.
>He doesn't flinch as she growls at him.
>After a decade of random rapes nothing phases the man anymore.

>> No.24332252

Bully hellhounds with vacuum cleaners.

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>> No.24332372

why would you re-invent the bike?

>> No.24332406

>Cupids using the site they run to get get dates
hang on that seems like a conflict of interest.

>> No.24332415

I know this is one of the least original ideas imaginable, but I'd love to annoy hellhounds like I used to annoy my mom's dogs when was a kid (poking them with my foot, lightly stepping on their tails etc). They would growl but never bite. What's the worst that could happen? It's not like they would actually hurt you.

>> No.24332444

I think snake girls could look sexy without hair.

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>> No.24332585

Bully hellhounds with cones.

>> No.24332696

The reason I posted them was because I was adding the next two events! It was fun. I feel like we're close to the end now, though. I'm sad, it's been fun to write.

>> No.24332799

>What's the worst that could happen? It's not like they would actually hurt you.
Last words of raped man.

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Anyways how do they smell?
>left: charcoal and sweat
>right: like a cat but with some lavender

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I want to get mofu'd to death.

>> No.24332867

i want you to get mofu'd

>> No.24332903

I want a Hellhound to tell me she loves me.

>> No.24332938

i want a hellhound to love you

>> No.24332943

Asking for too much

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>> No.24333017

>that hand
You know, it would actually feel pretty amazing. To know that someone could rip you apart with her bare hands, but would rather just cuddle and thinks you're the most important thing in her life.

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>> No.24333046

It can't be hard if she actually loves me, Hellhounds generally don't beat around the bush.

>> No.24333051

How short of a stack is too short?

>> No.24333067

below 3ft

>> No.24333075

Big part of the charm, I admit.

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I want to drown in double mofu.

>> No.24333139

dick-sucking height is the minimal allowed height by decree of the shortstack guild. everyone else is to be forwarded to the sabbaths

>> No.24333328

demon foxes make me yearn for marriage

>> No.24333472

Aren’t slimes technically bald already?

>> No.24333473
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I don't even need the "demon" part. This monster girl fetish must have fucked up something in my brain, I used to find the prospect of marriage extremely off-putting

>> No.24333525

foxes are so good

>> No.24333603

Hey dude, really cute stuff. Kuudere greentexts are always a welcome sight to see on here.

>> No.24333686

>I used to find the prospect of marriage extremely off-putting
Because you associated it to 3dpd, now you do it to superior 2d girls

>Both human and animal ears

>> No.24333738

For hearing different frequencies.

>> No.24333794

>Both human and animal ears
Sensor fusion, bruh. It's so she can pinpoint your location even when you whisper "I love you" from other side of the house.

>> No.24333806

Thanks! It's fun to write, I hope you enjoyed seeing her finally give a piece of her mind! The Alraune nectar had such a strong effect she... talked a bit.

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What about it?

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>> No.24333959

>forgot that birthday is this week because i don't celebrate
even if my waifu was here i don't think i would celebrate

>> No.24333967

>bad cough
>respiratory problems
Seeing as we're both in the same boat, how to engage in prolonged lovemaking sessions with her without exhaustion ending things ahead of time. Also, that desire to keep her close without her worrying about someone coughing in the other's face

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a wolf is fine too

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>> No.24334214

>tiny horns, no wings

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>> No.24334242

I want to mercilessly fuck the shit outta this fox.

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The loli squirrels can fuck off, I want big squirrels

>> No.24334318

Not a fox

>> No.24334330


>> No.24334356

Sorry i mean boat. I would still like to fill her up with gallons of cum.

>> No.24334359

That's a fox though

>> No.24334365

So I'm not the only one that want's Mom to come home...

>> No.24334460

I do not have a keen eye

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>> No.24334521

A White Wolf Tengu (Momiji) is fine too.

>> No.24334537

Momiji and Aya fighting over (You).

>> No.24334541

>Captured by Dark Elf slavers
>Sold to a wealthy family of foreigners
>Apparently they came from Zipangu, or maybe the Mist Continent
>The father seems well enough, so you expected something like a Kitsune, or maybe even a Shirohebi
>You did NOT expect an Ushi-Oni
>Now have to put up with being the personal servant to their sole daughter
>A young and naive girl
>With monstrous strength and a spider-like body

>> No.24334569

also no spade

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>> No.24334621

How would you react if you got stamped with "Breeding stock" in the slavers market?

>> No.24334636

Hornlets, when will they learn?

>> No.24334646

How would they even determine that?

>> No.24334658
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>tfw no kejourou-kunoichi hybrid waifu

>> No.24334669

hook-swords are silly

>> No.24334677

>tfw no nurari fox hybrid

>> No.24334683

It's likely one of the default types if you have no useful skills to advertise.

>> No.24334686

With arousal.
Being used as a breeding salve is my dream.

>> No.24334697

Fuck sake.

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Well yeah, she's a young girl not a thousand year old fox

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>> No.24334761

> breeding salve
>anon is used as a breeding salve and used for lonely CC monsters

>> No.24334770

i want to marry a fox youkai and give her many tails

>> No.24334773

They should get naked, cover themselves in oil, and wrestle for the cock

>> No.24334804
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>I got a fish

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>> No.24334838

what is this

>> No.24334845
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How horrifying.

>> No.24334847

a girl eating a fish

>> No.24334859

>Anon is forced to breed lonely CC monster girls form the rest of his life
>It's a good life

>> No.24334862

How does thst work and how can i become one.

>> No.24334918
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I wanna fuck my boss

>> No.24334919

my waifu would do this all the time

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>> No.24334940

Kind of a minimalist office.

>> No.24334961

they milk your dick into a cup then rub your seed into their pussy

>> No.24334962

I'd enjoy being the office slut.
Especially when I start using the company insurance policy to buy a bunch of fertility boosting products.

>> No.24334966

I would volunteer for this

>> No.24334970


>> No.24334976
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I was 5 min late for work and had to eat out my boss instead of having lunch. Now I can't decide if I want to permanently set my clock 5 minutes backwards, or work hard to become employee of the month and see what happens

>> No.24334979

This gives me ideas for if I had a second wife but I'm not sure if cat or frog friend

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One of these things is not like the others.

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>> No.24335046

I like the armor, but the hair would look better blonde.

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Seal butt.

>> No.24335067

What a lovely kid.

>> No.24335072

I want to beg her to end my pathetic life

>> No.24335098


>> No.24335168

What cute present would a lich kid give her dad?

>> No.24335181

Her soul in a crude phylactery

>> No.24335220

>Anon carries around both her wives and daughters phylacteries
>Due to this both of them feel like they are constantly close to him and his soul
>Lich daughter gets m ore or less addicted to this and can never have anyone else but her dad have her phylactery

>> No.24335255

Why is the lich so drinky?

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>You've stumbled upon an Oni's lair!

>> No.24335281

>lich kid
Are.. they born with a phylactery?

>> No.24335300

I'd stick my dick in the leftmost Oni's mouth.

>> No.24335312

Stumble back out

>> No.24335335

I just imagine their mother makes them a phylactery for when they are born.

>> No.24335375

I figure it's a sort of "coming-of-age" thing, where they are born with a soul still attached to their bodies, and then they transfer it to a phylactery when they grow older

>> No.24335483

>Lich making her first her first phylactery

>> No.24335553

Haughty Elf nobles!

>> No.24335633

Pregnant Haughty Elf nobles!

>> No.24335667

Pregnancy only making the haughtier!

>> No.24335714

That just makes it better!

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>> No.24335762

>Lich testing the functionality of her first phylactery with onii-chan

>> No.24335893

nothing there seems appealing time to leave

>> No.24335988

mecha monsters!

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>> No.24336096

silly shrine fox

>> No.24336128

Which would be worse?
Your waifu is considered beautiful and respected, while you are an ugly, despised nerd, and nobody can understand what she sees in you.
You're regarded as a handsome and respectable man, so nobody can understand why you're in a relationship with a disgusting weirdo so far below your league when you could do so much better.
You and your waifu both find each other equally attractive in both scenarios.

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not a shill but kajiwoto.com AI chat bots is super comfy waifu simulator and doesn't require much setup to get good results.

>> No.24336134

The first, I'd rather people shit talk me than my waifu.

>> No.24336137

I wouldn't worry about what losers think about me and my wife.

>> No.24336169

She using washi?

>> No.24336171

I would rather be the nerd and she the beauty rather than the other way around. I already know what it is like, I can take it.

>> No.24336179

Corrupted green haired mikos are so fun to play with.

>> No.24336191

Do not bully Sanae.

>> No.24336192

got any example pictures? so we know what to look for

>> No.24336203
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>> No.24336224

Her pussy fell off!

>> No.24336247

That's the sentiment I was expecting. I'm mostly wondering how to calm a monstergirl down when she's upset people talk shit about you.

>> No.24336268

The wonders of tricking a gullible miko into a test chamber.

>> No.24336279

turn your back on humanity and never have to set your eyes on a person again

>> No.24336287

We need more level drain stories.

>> No.24336300

Fuse a Hellhound with a lava golem. You now have a super hot dog.

>> No.24336311

>Black skin that's cracked and glowing.
Nice, even if her hair/fur is goopier than normal.

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>> No.24336343

can fish level drain?

>> No.24336402

You could probably find a sadistic nereid. Or an incredibly clingy flowkelp

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If the fish is really good at magic.

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>> No.24336493

I want to corrupt a Black-white dark mage and her miko friend.

>> No.24336664

There is no mom stronger than Tiamama.
There is no dragon more perfect than Tiamama.
There is no genesis of a new human race more beautiful than Tiamama.

From clay we rise, but to the womb we return.

>> No.24336750

The former is the most realistic scenario. So that's my choice.

>> No.24336799

Does Tiamat have five heads or five personalities in one head?

>> No.24336828

It's be very cute and little sad to watch your daughter store her emotions into a phylactery!

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Why does Winternubis look disgusted?

>> No.24336918

Malekith said he hates snow again

>> No.24336922

but look how excited she is

>> No.24336937

Option 2 is worse. I couldn't possibly stand to see others consider me handsome and her ugly.
Although I get the feeling we would both be considered ugly weirdos normally.

>> No.24337019

That's the bittersweet part! It's like watching your daughter grow up when she stores her soul and watch as that excitement turns her into a kuudere!

>> No.24337095

>If you think about it, the Pharaoh's just a tyrant. That purple snake lady raised some good points...

>> No.24337152

Would telling her you're used to it make her more or less upset?

>> No.24337166
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How deep in character does your wife get during play?
>wife comes out in a sexy teacher outfit
>tells you she's gonna treat you for a special lesson
>she actually teaches you algebra
>then assigns you homework

>> No.24337218

Last I checked she's still waterboarding heretics somewhere.

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>> No.24337317
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Cute muscle fish.

>> No.24337415

Here's your (you), almost choked

>> No.24337440
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What kind of homework?

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>> No.24337462

i actually forgot about nereid even though they're so similar to my wife

>> No.24337479

the saida stuff made me appreciate them a touch more.

>> No.24337517

i actually already had this saved titled "bouncin touhous"

>> No.24337542

Gonna make out with each of a Wock's mouths

>> No.24337550

is that an old joke?
am i old?

>> No.24337593
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You mean Meivia? AFAIK, the translated bits on Saida make no mention of nereids.

>> No.24337600
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Jabberwock tentacle mouths are for lewd kissing and caressing gently. Jabberwock's main mouth is for blowjobs and rimjobs!

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>"Now, I promise I won't get political."
>3 drinks later

>> No.24337653

Oh, probably.

>> No.24337658
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>> No.24337706
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Got a lovely commission done of my waifu in my favourite outfit of hers! Big smile, big anubutt!

>> No.24337712

Adorable! Cute! Lewd! And monstrous!

Why are sandworms so perfect?

>> No.24337723

Getting attacked by a small sandworm only large enough to engulf you from waist down must be a strange situation.

>> No.24337728
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They're sneaky little buggers.

>> No.24337766

>Tumblr face
That's gonna be a nah from me, senpai

>> No.24337785

cute smile

>> No.24337802
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That's not a Tumblr face-there's no big inflamed nose.

>> No.24337833

Very. She gets huffy if I go off script.

>> No.24337836
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The Demon Lord wills it.

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Why's she angry?
Can't she taste the food the tentacles ate?
Doesn't it all go to the same belly?

>> No.24337854

Nah that's not tumblr, just more on the realistic side than typical anime.

>> No.24338019

All common sense breaks down when Wonderland monsters are confronted with a situation with the potential to be funny or lewd

>> No.24338066

fat bitch

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This is a strict no vore monster girl community pls go

>> No.24338163
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You're not the boss of me.

>> No.24338167

Jabberwocks are big, fat, vore monsters!

Not anymore. This is jabberwock territory now

>> No.24338193
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It sure is the weekend

>> No.24338291
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Time to party!

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Foxes make wonderful artists!

>> No.24338399


Gonna embarrass her by making her tail wag!

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>> No.24338435
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Imagine impregnating a zombie, I would a harem of pregnant undead

>> No.24338436

Is she calling me a human? I like when monsters do that.

>> No.24338471

Really cute, it's nice to see you try out artists with different styles.

>> No.24338476

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to carry smol/shortstack wives to bed and make them feel like princesses.
Even if you have to go back and carry multiple wives.
Especially of you have mutiples.
Shortstack Kej's would be quite the thing to see.

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Kikis are "maid" to be meaty.

>> No.24338702

Cute and busty maid.

They're 'maid' to snuggle in bed.

>> No.24338741

I see what you did there Mandalore.

>> No.24338755

Machine translation nets me:
"Well hello"
"Sorry, but then I decide what issues ...

>> No.24338775

just another day in the life of jimmy nutron

>> No.24338808

removing the ellipses is "I'm sorry, but then I decide what questions to answer" which is more coherent, but still nonsensical

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I love kejs.

>> No.24339015

Please, Wocks may be degenerate but there's all kinds of things they would try out before they ever go around thinking of eating people

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Truth be told, vore is pretty vanilla for jabberwocks. You tell 'em you like it, and they'll be like "yeah, and?" As if you told them you liked blowjobs, kissing, or cuddling. Jabberwock degeneracy is so advanced and beyond the realm of human imagination. So what you say might be true in the cases of jabberwocks that just want to dive right into their extreme kinks, but for those jabberwocks that wanna start of slow with vanilla stuff, well, vore might be one of the first steps.

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I wanna play cool math games on my automaton childhood friend

>> No.24339241

I'd multiply with one

>> No.24339327


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>> No.24339374

Good girl
Shit outfit

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>> No.24339596

There's a monster living under my bed, whispering in my ear

>> No.24339605

I can't decide which edition of Kiki I want, Silver or Gold.

>> No.24339648
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The Monster living under your bed is a cool girl, you should ask her out.

>> No.24339649

That racist

>> No.24339686
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>Waifu knows I like clingy, flexible girls with nice nails
>Sends me on a trip to the Mist Continent to do some business for her
>Hires a Jiangshi as my guide/bodyguard
She's doing this on purpose. I just can't understand why.

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Who stole the cookies from her cookie jar?

>> No.24339751

The ice age

>> No.24339768

Eww. The floor is nasty af. She better scrub her ass after hugging the ground all day. The 5 second rule only goes so far.

>> No.24339807

That's a cute hopzombie. I'd massage the stiffness out of her, but that'd make me stiff.

>> No.24339834

Whoa. She needs some lovin' stat. Even her tits are stiff.

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I need one with a long braid.

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>> No.24339903
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>A famous Order Hero has beaten a horde of Monstergirls, then suddenly a Demon Realm portal opens a
>An out comes a demonic Mamono champion brandishing an Demon Energy axe as she says to the Order Hero
>"You think you're hot shit don't you? Ya typical shonen anime hero protagonist! You are nothing but a usurper, a false idol! My eyes have been opened! Let me help you see, Hero."
>Also the monstergirl champion summons holographic wolf girls to help her out
>Then the fight between two equal rivals begins

>> No.24339909

Gremlins are concieving newer technologies to have your penis thoroughly milked more and more efficiently!

>> No.24339922

>Don’t like latex suits or fetish wear
>Enjoy latex slimes & latex/goo transformation into monsters
How does this happen?

>> No.24339935

You’ve said this before haven’t you?

>> No.24339968
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Sorry, but a well developed and character development induced kissing scene between a human boy and girl tends to be prettier to look at than a Mamono kissing a human man.

Yeah that's right I said it!

>> No.24339981

You stumble into Wonderland and the first thing you see is a shortstack Cheshire. She tells you this:

>> No.24340024

That's because most monsters are sluts. There's no romantic tension associated with them like there is humans.

>> No.24340031
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Well that wasn't very nice, hope she gives good "apologies"

>> No.24340037

The ultimate dichotomy, fat lizard tail and ass or big blue undead butt.

>> No.24340061

I want a latex Shog who converts unmarried humans and monsters into new latex maids.

>> No.24340094

Holst harem

>> No.24340126
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That’s called a dairy farm anon

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Reminder that the HORNY can’t beat the DUMB

>> No.24340156

Oh no. Now I am dePRESSed. How do I fix?

>> No.24340170

Do the more monsterous looking girls bully the more human looking monsters

>> No.24340173

I want a non furry version of Changed.

>> No.24340184

There's that one fallen maidens game.

>> No.24340197

Not enough latex based transformation for him.

>> No.24340237
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What kind of wedding dress would each monster girl wear? I'm thinking of centaurs but what about the rest?

>> No.24340553

I cannot reject either one. Holy shit the training will be insane. Almost as insane as the sex.

>> No.24340554

My Waifu's Current Challenges:
>1. Make me actively request her to do/continue doing something
>2. Make me cum without touching my lower body to finish me off
>3. Make me cum without touching me at all to finish me off

>> No.24340602

Armor or martial arts uniforms for the fightan types. All mamono can be fightan types.

>> No.24340615

i'd a lolibot

>> No.24340624

3 notwithstanding, 1 will be pretty difficult.

For one, I can be extremely stubborn. And yet she finds that adorable to the point that she can't hold back. So soon enough she's got me moaning and cumming like a faucet. My opinion on the matter--if I could even voice it at that point--is entirely irrelevant.

>> No.24340637

>implying anyone cares about the money
The naivete is cute too. She's even got the Mist grammar. That's hot.

>> No.24340666

>holographic wolves
>fight between equal rivals
Can she open her eyes and see the unfair fight?

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>> No.24340692

Is it a harem if your waifu just keeps picking up random chicks for an orgy? I think I saw a few human girls too. At least, I'm pretty sure they were human at the start...

>> No.24340698

This is why she has to keep predatoring on dudes with her portal.

>> No.24340711

Imagine if that was your dickie.

>> No.24340772

If I win, I'll make her do a math fight next time. The appeal of battleautism and basic counting ability will make me diamonds. She'll auto lose that fight.

>> No.24340875

Me too man, me too.
Sadly I dont know if shed be a good match.

>> No.24340900
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How come my childhood friend is looking at me like this? All I said is that her sister is kinda cute

>> No.24340915

Mamono know intuitively if a relationship will work out, so if a Kej takes interest in you, it will probably be fine unless that's just a marketing ploy by the DL and co.

>> No.24341431
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i love nuras

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Do liches or pharaohs care if I take their zombies and mummies for personal use?

>> No.24341696

reminder that the undead cannot be exhausted so be careful

>> No.24341811

Well one of Moriya Shrine's resident gods is Suwako who has mishaguji after all.

>> No.24341830

>not "my legs are open, let me help you to cum, hero"

>> No.24341863

>loli nura walks into anon's home only to find a depressed anon that needs some tender lolibaba love

>> No.24341864

Shield does not offer protection against pregnancy.

>> No.24341874

>holographic wolves
What? Is she going to be my fucking pen-pal?

>> No.24341996

I really expected this fella to be a real nemesis who'll keep making appearances, but nah, just a miniboss.

>> No.24342025

I just want to impregnate a zombie, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.24342037

Can undead dragons become wight dragons?

>> No.24342070
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No, I believe it's called paradise

>> No.24342134

Shell keep humping after you pass out and get double pregnant

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>> No.24342269
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It's okay just run away from the overprotective Valkyrie it's not like she can see you with that mask on
Dumb armor lady haha

>> No.24342301

>Zombies and other undeads are known for being slow hunters when it comes to men
>While other girls use their speed, magic or poisons to catch a man
>Zombies simply run you to exhaustion
>Because no matter how fast you run, for how long you run or the distance you can cover
>Humans need to eat, sleep and rest
>Zombies never tire, never sleep
>And ones they catch you, and it is when, you will know just how endless their stamina is
>They will fuck and suck and hump you endlessly
>Though, most undeads will show some restraint for their husband ones they promise they will stay with them

>> No.24342501

Why would I want to run away? She just wants to keep me safe. And she's so soft too.

>> No.24342569

Run away to a demon and ask her for help against your overprotective Valkyrie

>> No.24342701
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>Warm and humid inside
>Soft, squishy flesh all around you
>Warm fluids coating your entire body
>A cute, beautiful, well-endowed girl snuggling up against you
>The slow, calming rhythm of her heartbeat reverberating throughout her shell
I can understand why some anons don't like the idea of being a sandworm's husband. It's just too much of a luxurious, carefree paradise for them to handle. Seeing complete perfection and the chance of a utopia of pleasure and content, isolated from the troubles of this world, right before your eyes is just a massive turnoff. Why subject yourself to a fleshy heaven when you can continue on with the struggles of mundane life and marry inferior females.

>> No.24342820

While I can understand their appeal, I do believe that all of the scenarios where your whole life is changed into non-stop sex/contact with your wife and nothing else wouldn't be that great after some time. Normal life provides you constant new stimulation when you overcome difficulties and achieve something, while someone like a sandworm replaces literally everything in your life with her (according to the encyclopedia entry). Personally, I want a Kikimora maidwife, because she'd fix my life, rather than completely replace it with something else.

>> No.24343286

Depends, it could potentially go worse.
>"Anon, how can you stand this?!"
>"...what do you mean 'that's tame'?"
>"Elementary school kids don't know that kind of words, do they?"

>> No.24343980

No thanks.


>> No.24344563

>while someone like a sandworm replaces literally everything in your life with her
That's technically a Shoggoth thing too, but I'd like to believe you can convince her to go on adventures with you instead of sitting at home all day.

>> No.24344731
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the sound of almost winning

>> No.24345278

>Shy alp tries to tell MC levels of thick anon that she likes him
>And other horror stories to tell Cupids

>> No.24345311

>Shy alp tries to tell MC levels of thick anon that she likes him
>"Yeah bruh I like you too, you're pretty cool. Wanna play tarkov?"

>> No.24345374

>She keeps trying to flirt with him while playing
>Anon just thinks she's trying to distract him

>> No.24345396

>horror stories to tell Cupids
I want more of this

>> No.24345400

>Cupid watching romance anime
>Every so often you can see her expressionless face twitch as she tries to contain her rage

>> No.24345430

>it's not the weeb lilim that leads the invasion of Japan on portal day
>it's the cupids

>> No.24345451

>female character flips out when the MC accidentally walks in on her changing
>Cupid can't take this bullshit

>> No.24345472

>"You fuckers have been tormenting us for too long!"
>"You and your shitty romance amines and low-birthrates!"
>It basically just becomes a mass-hooting with cupid arrows and monsters find their husbands-to-be

>> No.24345546

>once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who were just perfect for each other
>they saw each other once, through the windows of subway cars going opposite directions, and never again

>> No.24345612

it's fathers day, daughterus from all over will fuck their dads

>> No.24345748

Time to turn them into a butt-slut

>> No.24345807

Automaton SHODAN

>> No.24345883

This makes Eros cry.

>> No.24345897

>Echidna screams in horror and delight as his daughters all come to have a piece of him.

>> No.24346063

>tell spooky/tragic-love story around campfire to a bunch of cupids
>as you near the climax of the story, Eros herself descends to your campfire, almost hysterical about the ending
>sheepishly invent a deus ex machina to solve everything happily, to the great relief of Eros and all assembled Cupids

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>> No.24346076

>"Mistress Willmerina, I've come to bid you farewell."
>"Oh, I know, I know. You think now, to betray me."
>"No, but you will never listen. I tell you, I will not forget out adage."
>"...We are born of the blood, made women by the blood, undone by the blood. Our heartpupils are yet to open."
>"Fear the hubby blood."
>"Fear the hubby blood."
>"I must take my leave."
>"By the gods, fear it, Lauren."
t. Super Secret Dhampir club circa. 3E 1479

>> No.24346103

On one hand I want them to talk shit about her, because I don't give a shit what other people say. But I don't want her feelings hurt. Except, if they talk shit about me I know she's just going to get wound up and stabby, unable to ignore it.

>> No.24346151

It's too little to ask for from a certain perspective.

>> No.24346165


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>> No.24346222

Am I the only person here that really isn’t into daughteru dicking? I’m personally not a fan of incest, (and I’m from the American South too), and don’t really see its appeal.

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If they aren't currently on the clock there should be no issue with it. Of course they probably get first pick if theres a man that ticks enough of their boxes. Just one of the perks of being in the business

>> No.24346269

I couldn't blood related. Adoption's fair game though.

>> No.24346280

Yeah I don't really care for it all.

>> No.24346288

Pai loli sahu

>> No.24346306

>Japan gets nuked again, but this time it’s dark matter

>> No.24346319
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Of course you're not the only one. It's just hard to tell the percentage of who likes it compared to who doesn't, which you shouldn't care about anyway.

>> No.24346326

I'd only do it if their physiology required it and they were too young to get it from "normal" source. I'd like my family to have mixed human/monster cultural elements, rather than just full on non-stop debauchery

>> No.24346344

Who is Ena? She looks cute.
Also, plankton girl when?

>> No.24346366

Nah. I'm fond of the rest of incest, though the feasibility of blood relations is a bit rough with MGs. But I'm certainly no fan of daughter dicking or relationships where the guy aims low. Father on daughter, uncle on niece, older brother on younger sister.

Equal ages and up, however? Based. Very based. That's what aunts, big sisters older cousins and adoptive motherus are for.

>> No.24346514

>the blood turns her into a flaming hellhound
>her disciples become Shoggoths
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?

>> No.24346583
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why are you shooting semen inside these oni girls, anon?

>> No.24346587

why not both?

>> No.24346599

it's not nonsensical, it's from the russian fan-made mge askblog

>> No.24346625

>Rogue dhampir blood drinking cult turn into dhampir shoggoths and hellhounds
Jesus what kinda husbands were they drinking from?

>> No.24346672

i respond with "thanks, you too" then keep going where i was going to go

>> No.24346677

The only type of incest that isn't shit is adopted daughteru dicking, a single man taking in a loli monster is practically a marriage apprenticeship.

>> No.24346708

Semen's not clearly inside one if this image is to be believed.

>> No.24346732
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she's great!

>> No.24346814

>Calling you insect
Reminds me of my waifu. Then again, it was probably SHODAN that inspired that part of her.

>> No.24346818

What non-lewd things does your daughteru do for father's day

>> No.24346844

I don't have a daughteru, and my waifu is very tight lipped about her own father

>> No.24346886

wonderland girls are scary when they are mad

>> No.24346923

Strange men that wear cages on their heads and enjoy jogging in mazes. Wizened sages in wheelchairs overlooking deep moonlit lakes. Men who wear pyramid-shaped metal helmets that clang on ladders.

>> No.24346925
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But they're always mad.

>> No.24346932

Aren’t they all always mad?

>> No.24346964

thus they are always scary

>> No.24346973

Why do I get the feeling that going to wonderland could easily end up like having a REALLY bad trip. Except it's all real and those things can hurt you.
On that note, I will never go to wonderland due to how fucking terrifying that idea was.

>> No.24347016

Yeah I may be dumb but I'm not fucking crazy.

>> No.24347018

she pissed out the semen into the condom to show everyone what you did

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>> No.24347068

Well at least they aren't drinking any wolfu sympathiser's blood

>> No.24347086

That is why I will move to wonderland and claim a 1km by 1km square plot of land because those are sane numbers and a sane shape. I will create a small plot of sanity in that chaos

>> No.24347126

but if insanity is sanity in that realm then by being the most sane you area actually the most insane

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>> No.24347134

This sounds like an insane endeavor.

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>> No.24347229

Why would I run?

>> No.24347244

bless those vodka-guzzlers. I need a translation NOW

>> No.24347290

I'm not crazy they're all the crazy ones. In my plot of land there will be no teleportation, all tea parties will have set seating arrangements with no changing of chairs. Sleep is routine and not all day.

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It's about as feasible as making a new Wintertown in the middle of a desert kingdom.

>> No.24347427

I'd support the girls that attempt that. The desert does get cold at night you know

>> No.24347450

I do wonder how the girls there would react if I just started to hide and cry in a corner due to it more or less being a bad trip.

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Help beastwomen are stealing my livestock what should I do to get them back and stop them from doing it again?

>> No.24347510

clearly it's a cultural exchange the desert gets some winter and the winter gets some desert

>> No.24347526

ask them to stop maybe write up a sign as well

>> No.24347549

Tie them down and give your male livestock wonderland aphrodisiacs. They might come back, but at least they'll leave limping.

>> No.24347567

ganbatte yeti-chan

>> No.24347595

But like an ice cream cake set out in the sun, she was quickly running out of time.

>> No.24347687

I wonder how many monstergirls will use father's day as an excuse to try to make their husband into a father?

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>> No.24347739

Why do foxes do this?

>> No.24347759

I don't think they need father's day for this, unless the wedding night happens to be on the same day.

>> No.24347761

In honor of Father's Day, how about a special question for the waifufag crowd?

Now I know many of you have budding little daughterus of your own, but let's not forget that there should be another father around somewhere.

That's right! What do you know about your father-in-law? You know, the man who helped bring your beloved waifu into the world before you stole her away from him.

>> No.24347796

such mysterious creatures

>> No.24347899

What kind of gang symbol is that?

>> No.24347909

Mofu Mafia, rivals of the Tanuki Triad

>> No.24347952

He was a guard at the town my waifu's mother used to visit. They met and kept seeing each other when she went into town. She ended up flying him back to her place, but he wasn't too upset by it.

>> No.24347968

>Ha, you all can't argue with my loyalty to liches!
>They don't steal souls, see! And anyways, how can this girl steal anyone's soul? Just look at how cute she is!
>>Well, i could turn him into my personal test subject...

>> No.24347998

This is exactly how you get a Cheshire to defy all your rules and fuck with you in any way she can think of.
Or for a Trumpart to decide you need to be re-educated inside a diamond's card.

>> No.24347999

Well my waifu raised him and her mother back to life after becoming a lich. Fairly sure they just mostly stick around the old manor these days.
Though he can apparently be a little "intensive" if he think he can get some old or forbidden lore/magic.

>> No.24348000

Typical fox mating ritual. Once they spot a suitable human male, they perform this peculiar "dance" to show off their fertility. However, researchers are yet to uncover any real purpose of this ritual, as male's acceptance is not required for the next step

>> No.24348007

Then that cheshire is banned from my land I will ask her to leave or follow the rules

>> No.24348264

Yeti-chan would start her desert conquest from the bottom selling hand knit goods and hugs at the local bazaar, her scarves/headwraps would come with magic that keeps the wearer cool in the daytime and warm at night

The high ranking grape snakes would notice her work and secretly commission knit tail covers for cold nights, and that's Yeti-chan's leverage to get close to the Pharaoh!

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All men have something worth trading.

>> No.24348317

What are you gonna do if she doesn't listen, spank her?

>> No.24348338

Breaking the rules is punishable by rough impregnation,

>> No.24348367

That doesn't sound like a punishment

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>> No.24348410

I will be not lewd to her if she breaks the rules

>> No.24348420

Although aesthetically that's a nice design, from an actual sexual standpoint, thigh high fur is superior.

>> No.24348472

is this cat mocking me?

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Thanks doc

>> No.24348792

What if a man flashes the symbol back at them?

>> No.24348794

That doesn't stop her from being lewd to you.

>> No.24348824

Clearly I will need to become strong enough to fend off a cheshire so that she cant lewd me and will follow the rules of sanetopia if she wants lewd

>> No.24348866

Just get a strong waifu to protect you and your dumb idea, or step one find a sane Cheshire im sure one would go along with your insane idea just for a joke

>> No.24348893

>im sure one would go along with your insane idea just for a joke
why would a cheshire do that much of a long con when she could just rape him there and not bother with his dumb fake country

>> No.24348934

Fuck off.

>> No.24348958
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I have to confess I've been an elf man all along, and I love my sword ears with an undying passion but... if space goat ladies really can be 8ft tall...

>> No.24348964

It's funny to her.

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>> No.24349025

>Monsters start humoring anon's dumb "country"
>Really it's just an Inn and some fields
>His sanity project becomes a local attraction
>All it does is prove to monsters that wonderland is the best

>> No.24349060

Wonderland is the sort of place to play along as long as it's funny. Don't forget the whole place exists to entertain the Queen of Hearts

>> No.24349068
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>Spider mom has been acting sluggish lately.
>Ask her if she feels alright.
>She tells you she's just feeling a bit tired.
>shrug it off.
>Crawl into bed with her later that night.
>She says she's too tired for sex.
>Alarm bells go off, but try not to worry about it.
>She's probably just sick.
>Decide to give her some space for awhile.
>Sleep in your own bed for a change.
>Next morning.
>Wake up.
>Spider mom has locked her door and you can hear strange sounds from inside.
>Worried you knock on her door.
>No response.
>Leave it alone for now.
>Go to class.
>Go to work.
>Come home.
>Her door is wide open.
>Knock on the door frame.
>Look around the room only to find a piece of her human half laying discarded on the floor.
>Its dried out and her breasts are crumpled like wads of paper.
>A massive tear is visible on the lower stomach where it appears that bites have been taken out of the flesh.
>Scurry to her body with tears in your eyes.
>Your beloved mother is dead.
>Grief stricken you cradle her body and weep.
>"Wha're you dewang?" someone pops out inbetween the sound of munching.
>Snap your head to see your spider mom, naked, with what appears to be her own gnawed off leg in hand.
>Shocked you do a double take.
>"Mom, you're, who? How? Huh? Why are you naked and what the hell did you do to this lady?"
>I molted.
>You briefly recall that one youtube video of a spider molting.
>"Oh." you mouth, dropping the discarded flesh.
>You look back at her still munching away at her own leg.
>"Why are you eating yourself?"
>She looks down at the leg in her hand and swallows.
>"Because I taste good."
>Look at her dumbfounded.
>"Ah huh."
>"Wanna try some? Its got lots of vitamins."
>You briefly (briefly) consider it but ultimately decline the offer.
>You sure? I mean I like it raw but I can cook it up for you if you like."
>"I'll pass."
>She pushes the leg into your face.
>"Come on, you've tasted Mommy before anyway. Its just like that."
>"I really, really."
>"Try it."
>With the leg in your face, you hesistantly take a bite from your mother's old leg.
>Its tough and dry, but after tossing it around in your mouth for awhile it actually tastes a lot like beef jerky.
>Er, spider jerky.
>"What do you think?"
>"Wellx I mean, you're...palatable......... I guess.
>Her eye's light up.
>She tosses the leg and swallows the rest of her meal.
>She's coming after you now.
>And so you were ravished while the discarded skin of your mother gawked at you from the floor.

What are some lesser known quirks of daily life with your waifu?

>> No.24349080

Having a small piece of ‘normal’ in Wonderland is crazy

>> No.24349089

I don't think the queen would find it funny

>> No.24349120

I bet it would confuse a visitor to wonderland to suddenly step back into the real world for a moment

>> No.24349139

It might be the straw that breaks the camels back of the visitor’s sanity

>> No.24349159
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Rewrote an old greentext from over a week ago. Wizard discovers he can fake being married by putting a mana marker on himself and goes out to learn about magic and be helpful.

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Is this a kiki?

>> No.24349406

I'm gonna be honest but i don't want children, i can barely take care of myself let alone a kid, i don't mind relationships themselves but any kid i would make would grow up to be a huge fuckup plus the whole 'risk that monster daughter ends up wanting to fuck you' really creeps me off. Am i gonna get forced to do fatherhood rehabilitation brainw-theraphy if i tell my gf/wife i don't want to make children or my only option is to become a hermit in some forsaken place?

>> No.24349420

Green Gyaru Goblins!

>> No.24349520

That's a harpy disguised as a Kiki

>> No.24349566

stop making your own fantasies miserable you absolute fool

>> No.24349616

crane ploymorphed

>> No.24349675

>Lost in Wonderland for hours, weird monsters roam the area but narrowly avoided all of them
>See some sort of weird Ranch, with normal looking plants, go into the gate and meet guy gleefully exclaiming 'Welcome to Sanetown, the only sane place in the whole Wonderland!
>Fuck it, this looks better than anything i have seen here yet, Sanetown active population count: 2
In a matter of weeks other visitors stumble and stay into the town, and after the monsters become aware it's just a house with a group of unmarried men they storm it
>Jokes on them, this was all predicted and the place has been reinforced and fortified with barricades and spikes, this place is impregnable
>10 Cheshire cats teleport into the room

>> No.24349693

What does a single man have to watch out for while exploring the MGE Mojave wasteland?

>> No.24349714

Great job, Anon. I really enjoy the premise. Do you plan to continue?

>> No.24349726

Now now violence isn't sane I want to win the ideological battle by proving my way is better

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>> No.24349793

If you have a harem in what order do you Imagine meeting them?

>> No.24349814

Pharaoh is definetly first, she wants me to have a proper harem.

>> No.24349816

Wonder if she's just as sensitive to touch as snakes are when they molt

>> No.24349832

I’m meh on it but some people like it some don’t just how it is

>> No.24349877

Absolutely nothing at all. The "Single" man has a stalking protector after all, the other critters can smell deathclaw a mile away, meanwhile Mr."Single" can carry on his merry ol' way, waking up energised and refreshed of a morning while enjoying plentiful wet dreams. He really needs to keep away from the liquor though, for some reason, it does a massive number on his hips, and he can't remember the night before at all.

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>tfw no big tiddy goth gf

>> No.24349910

In order of marriage

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>> No.24350023

Thank god.

>> No.24350095
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You're not alone, fellow American Southerner. That one's beyond me as well. Several very good girls have incest written in, so I like to mentally modify them so that the man *doesn't have to* follow the incest mandate baked into them.

The setting premise is supposedly that mamono won't go very far outside your comfort range due to truly caring about you. Unless that's specifically your thing i.e Wonderland Pandemonium etc there should be a feasible technicality of use to help you on the non daughteru dicking path of the vaguely righteous.

The juveniles of the simple "prone-to-incest" types aren't likely to overpower you themselves. I'd think a Slime/Bug/Mouse mother would be able to *easily taste* your discomfort with the notion and back you up on your stance. These species guarantee that attempts will pop up, so detection would happen. A swarm of waifus would mean you always have more than enough backup to wrangle a mess of daughters, even if you're not a group fightan madman.

The two outliers who could be too simple to detect/understand discomfort with incest would be Skeletons and Zombies. This sort of solves itself, in that your wife would likely have evolution or an INT/WIS boost injected long before she could ever give birth.

KC had enough foresight to make a supplement to invalidate incest as a nutritional requirement. So you can avoid husband milk and treat it as inapplicable to your situation.

The last auto-incest mamono afaik is Dark Elves. The profile makes it clear that they treasure their men, and S&M absolutely doesn't interfere with that. So there's a contract implication with this species, even if they word it strangely. Caring S&M can't exist w/o contracts. That's a heavy advantage for the non daughteru dicker.

This is the smartest incest type, so the depravity serves a clear purpose of being educational. D. Elves aren't born with the ability to trigger pleasure via pain/dominance/oujo laughs etc, They just have a natural superhuman aptitude for it if trained.

This is (practically and probably) equivalent in a mechanical sense to some sort of species wide *pressure point and ritual no jutsu*. It is a developed skill, after all. Anyway, the end result of having a educated daughter is the only thing that a loving Dark Elf wife would probably not budge on. Since they are all loving, they should recognize the a large difference between their not having a problem with incest and it being against your actual inclination.

As such, I imagine that there is some form of substitute daughteru training that would give the same end result, but doesn't require any incest. Practically this might take longer than the standard depraved training, but these are Dark *Elves*. Elf puberty often lasts twice as long in depictions, so you've got plenty of time to train daughterus the longer non-incest way.

I don't expect you can get out of sexually educating the daughteru, since that is the endpoint for the species. But doing incestuous sex acts aren't the only method that fills in the profile's intentions. Strange kung-fu training is more up my alley anyway, and can plausibly fit the circumstances. That's just my two cents.

>> No.24350136

Thanks! And maybe? I only intended the greentext to be a one-off but I already spent more time on it than I intended.

Biggest issues is that there are numerous ways I can see it progressing and also if I continued it I'd probably have to give the characters real names.

>> No.24350149

Thats good to hear. A bit weird about the Hip pain and constant wet dreams. Glad to know i want have to deal with Beeg Rad Scorpion girls or Super Mutant girls.

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>> No.24350218

So it becomes like a tourist attraction? That would be cool. Imagine watching a hatter laugh as she plays along with a scripted normal tea party.

>> No.24350297

'fraid not.


>> No.24350304

Some times you'll find empty raider camps, with all the gun parts you need stacked up neatly with ammo. Turns out the heavy luck lean in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. ain't so bad after all! Now if you could just figure out where you put that salisbury steak and why your nuka cola's gone flat and smells like paint stripper. Oh well.

>> No.24350324

Dumping your spirit essence into ancient undead! Watching them regenerate into lusty youthful beauties before your eyes!

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>> No.24350486

>While I can understand their appeal, I do believe that all of the scenarios where your whole life is changed into non-stop sex/contact with your wife and nothing else wouldn't be that great after some time.
Mamano mana fixes that issue. You'll never grow tired of it

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Feel the eel.

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>> No.24350534

Not being able to drink nuka cola is kinda shitty, but its a small price to pay for such luck.

>> No.24350561

tell that to a hellhound

>> No.24350562

I guess this solves the issue, then. Won't complain too much if one accidentally gulps me

>> No.24350606

It's never accidental

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What's she thinking?

>> No.24350644

"Oh no, he found me out!"

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>You called?

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>> No.24350753

I mean it smells strong, but it's clearly nuka cola, it's in the bottle. It's not like some one snuck in and swapped it with something else, who would do that?

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>> No.24350822

Congratulations, you've changed your Dragon Class!
> +20 Lewdness
> +95 Degeneracy
> +15 Charisma
> +25 Magic

> -5 Strength
> -15 Pride
> -85 Sanity
> -10 Dexterity

>Not changes to overall health and stamina points
>Dragon's Fire Breath attack replaced with Jabberwock's Pink Breath attack

>> No.24350848

>mofu mafia fox flashes her gang symbol on a man that strikes her fancy
>man responds with an ok handsign
>she thinks he's being receptive, but notices his arm rotating out with the gesture
>then his handsign reaches near his waist
>next thing she knows she is tackled to the ground and mating pressed

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>-5 Strength
U wot.

>> No.24350885

Can't fight at full power with a wock tentacle up your snatch eating your womb out.

>> No.24350906

>-85 Sanity
Lmao. Nice stats. The only point I'd disagree with is the -10 DEX.

>> No.24350910

How is someone supposed to decide whether to protect or bully shy/confused Cheshires? The gap moe is too strong.

>> No.24350922 [SPOILER] 
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>implying they didn't prepare for dimensional intrusion traps

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Dragon's are by default incredibly strong. Jabberwocks are as well, just a very smidge of a hair slightly weaker because they laze around all day whereas regular dragons will go and fly about, terrorizing the countryside

>> No.24351010

Is there a muscluar lim?

>> No.24351038

Very good. I like this. I'm glad you developed the idea.

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>> No.24351052

Do you think impregnating trespassing chesires would make a good punishment? No more playing tricks, now they gotta become good mothers

>> No.24351055

Cheshy has been snacking I see.

>> No.24351089

The punishment is consensual vanilla sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
She can keep the restraints on if she wants.

>> No.24351113

I want to see how long I can troll sand worms with RC cars full of toned down flashbangs

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>increasing the number of pranksters will enforce sanity and seriousness
Excellent plan. You are brilliant and that will work out perfectly.

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>> No.24351175

The cats will learn the values of law and order. An empire needs to grow, does it not?

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Headpat foxes.

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You are now imagining your fingers intertwined with a cheshire's paw digits

>> No.24351206

At your own risk

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I'd rather hold hands with a tentacle

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>> No.24351240

Those aren't hands, anon

>> No.24351264

>Translation: Point-to-cock teleportation is now legal.
I'm going to laugh when they form a line and establish an orderly rape schedule.

>> No.24351307
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Sometimes you gotta improvise.

>> No.24351310

The teleportation will make them useful cat maids in serving their masters. Kikis will never be able to compete.

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>> No.24351358

take the iron-cock challenge and impregnate 100 monsters!

>> No.24351372

I don't have any issues with that, but what about impregnating the same monster 100 times?

>> No.24351384

that's the iron-womb challenge

>> No.24351393

What about impregnating 100 monsters 100 times?

>> No.24351418

That's 75 years if the pregnancy lasts as long as in a human woman.

>> No.24351427

Samael and Lilith's baby-making guinea pig lab rat for producing the first incubus

>> No.24351448
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Dumb headless maid.

>> No.24351497

>useful cat maids in Won/d/erland
Yeah. You might wanna think this through a bit more, man.

>You sigh with relief.
>The long line of rapist memecats is finally at an end.
>You didn't think they would take so well to rules here, but things have been going well for a week.
>You dream of ordering Wonderland is coming true, they are actually following your schedule
>Naturally the first rule was limiting rape
>That didn't go as well as you wanted
>How the hell did they learn about unions anyway, damnit?
>You frown a bit at your now empty lap
>What did you have next on the agenda?
>It's hard to concentrate on plans when Cheshires keep teleporting on your dick
>For five hours straight every day
>Ah well, now to get to business
>You look at the clock on the wall and the rising sun
>The sun starts lowering, the clock's arms move in reverse
>The dozen of memecats which just finished raping you suddenly appear back in line
>They all have wide grins
>Some quivering part of your soul is uncannily certain that they're going to throw your own words about schedules and rules back at you the whole time
>Your eye twitches instinctively as your lose a centimeter of sanity
>You don't have much time to think about it because a Cheshire teleports onto your erection and kisses you ferociously

I give it 3 months before you forget what the actual day night cycle is supposed to be.

>> No.24351531

That's why you install teleportation traps, dummy. How do you think the Cheshires got caught in the first place?

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She sees your ___.

>> No.24351580

massive porn collection.

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>> No.24351654

>superior Cheshire maids with teleportation
>teleportation traps
>superior Cheshire maids w/o teleportation
>And the sun and clocks still give utterly no fucks about schedules or sanity
It would unironically be saner to give up on being sane in Won/d/erland. You knew what you were getting into when you saw a purple striped cat. The place itself will screw up every plan that doesn't involve you getting sexy with the wives. Inb4 "I'll just make every plan about getting sexy with the wives". That last part qualifies as 'sanity' in /d/erland, as far as I can tell. Welcome to madness. Enjoy the +20 POW, you won't mind the SAN loss.

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>> No.24351690

>When you order a burger for your cheshire and just smugly grin at her as she starts pouting.

You know, I've always imagined that cheshires tend to be the 'easer' colors.
Blues, yellows, purples, and the like.

>> No.24351786

Seems pretty pointless, yeah.

>> No.24351794

I prefer my onee-sans to have breast big enough to show around the corner before her face.

>> No.24351795

You put the teleportation cover on your dick until you're horny.

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>How to handle rejection

>> No.24351869

I always assumed the opposite. A Won/d/erland where everything is glaring way too vivid technicolor. Even gray or brown would be attention getting. As if the place is even trying rape you visually, until your senses hold up a sign that "Fuck it". And then your first hour there ends...

>> No.24351877

I do like foxes lacking in elegance.

>> No.24351888

Ironically I think they'd probably like anons that would try and order the place. Just a suspicion of mine.

>> No.24351890

>drugs and rapes the boy
that's why you shouldn't trust a fox

>> No.24351914

But I want that to happen.

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>> No.24351989

>"Sure, wanna play duo in hunt: showdown?"

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Yup. Nothing can go wrong with that scheme. Relying on your self-control and sanity in Won/d/erland is a sound decision that the weapon-grade aphrodisiacs tainting everything ain't gonna affect. Darn, you were just too clever for those silly cats.

>> No.24352184

Is that collar for her or for me?

>> No.24352191

If the fox is going to rape you, you might as well grab them first before they grab you.

>> No.24352202

I'm guessing the drawing is intended to be up to you.

>> No.24352234

It's a homing beacon for you, so she can teleport to your lap at any time. Might want to take it off when you go to the toilet, though.

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>> No.24352365

And that's the fun part! The Cheshire maids compete with one-another to see who gets to telefuck master first. They act like unusually well-behaved servants until master can't take it anymore and throws his guard off. It's on-demand sex to an absurdly high degree.

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>> No.24352464

close enough for me

>> No.24352506

It’s to hold your necks together in a really long kiss.

>> No.24352718

Does your wife prefer a shower or a bath?

>> No.24352743

When I say rapist monster which monster pops into your head?

>> No.24352761


>> No.24352764

Bath in milk.

>> No.24352765


>> No.24352774

my wight loves cum-baths
my raiju loves toaster-in-bath baths
my titania loves oil baths
everyone altogether likes showers especially when they share with each other and with me

>> No.24352806


First time writer, feedback appreciated

>> No.24352807


>> No.24352813

goblins and orcs
probably because I read goblin rape doujins out of curiosity and wanted to see all the pretty anime girls get raped. it starts sickening me later on for some reason

>> No.24352815

crippling depression

>> No.24352816

the vile and horrible yeti

>> No.24352837

A salamander bathing under a waterfall is such a classic scene, even though there hasn't been any art of it yet so far.

>> No.24352840

She's a bird, so baths.

>> No.24352876

her ass is so fat what the hell

>> No.24352885

my giant virgin cock

>> No.24352926

She takes showers, same as me. Quick and efficient.

Of course, if I start getting super lazy, she'll forcibly throw me in a bath and start complaining about how I need to take better care of myself.

>> No.24352944

Didn't Moose get art way back when?

>> No.24352956

Isn't it great?

>> No.24352960

>Start with a character waking up

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I guess you could technically call it a bath.

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We can go fatter.

>> No.24353039

Time to make a trip to the Breast Milk Shop and buy my really expensive, really exclusive preorder of the 12-bottle case of Premium Grade Lilem Breast Milk™ from their and chug a bottle down at my small three-room apartment with my nine wives

>> No.24353044

You ever wonder why there are so many horsefuckers IRL?

Dat ass

>> No.24353049

Just for that, I'm going to make a greentext as well.

>wake up
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only
King Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you've seen
A little slow and a little green
But on the whole I'd say
Super duper
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
If you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss
Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what's their names?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just the sound of them makes me queasy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game
Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never been fond of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book
I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I'll say it again
Ignorance is bliss
Haven't you heard? A picture's worth a thousand words
You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!
(I'd like to get my hands on...)
(Just one time with a monkey wrench...)
(I'd fix their plumbing...)
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
(You're so misguided)
'Cause if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
(Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
For the last time -
On second thought, I think I've made my point

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'core for sure

>> No.24353066

She just rolls around in the fucking snow like we dont have a big ass bath. I think she just hates water which is pretty funny because thats what snow is.

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>> No.24353092

I might have the wrong species, but please keep in mind that snow baths are an important part of Wendigo tradition.

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>> No.24353134

How does she feel about sauna?

>> No.24353162

Im the happiest man on earth.

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But then she can't sing in the shower.

>> No.24353216

Spot on anon. And trust me I understand why she takes her snow baths its just very confusing seeing a Big Wendi afraid of water.
She enjoy a good sit in the sauna, unfortunately she hates having to wear those damn towels for too long. She really enjoys diving into the snow after a long sit.

>> No.24353238

i hope she's got more of that sandwich because i'm hungry

>> No.24353289

Why are elves?

>> No.24353301

Tongue baths for hubby.

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>> No.24353331

I think it's decent. It has at least made me think about something: Would a hostile take-over really work? I would assume monsters would try to win through diplomacy or subversion rather than risk casualties.
China would also be an issue since they're full of cruel and soulless bugmen. Most Americans are too proud to let their country fall without a fight, and some would use the invasion as an excuse to use their firearms. Not sure about Western Europe and Canada, though they will experience hilarious internal conflict along with Deep Blue American states. Eastern Europe would peacefully accept them, as well as Korea and Japan for Zipangu and Mist Continent monsters.

>> No.24353360

It's not bad for a starter work, well done
that said, if he doesn't end up with the cupid i'm gonna call the whole thing worthless garbage

>> No.24353381

Because they are cute.

>> No.24353395

Glad I skipped reading it.
Nice redtext dialogue

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>Paladin-chan seconds after eating a cursed carrot

>> No.24353415

No way someone would like a stinky fly like her

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This lady keeps offering me some weird beverage and is getting more insistent by the day
I'm gonna have to make a run for it next time I leave for work and start getting harassed again, am sure I can outrun it at least

>> No.24353425

Now she is a holy battle steed.

>> No.24353431

Put a shit-ton of ice-cubes it it, then make up some bullshit excuse.

>> No.24353452

When she goes back to town all the kids will want to take rides on her.

>> No.24353458

>Paladin-chan keeps accidentally getting cursed items due to her E rank luck

>> No.24353462

Ask her what the ingredients are because you don't want to risk allergic reaction.

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>> No.24353513

>Everytime she gets used to her new form she magically turns back to human

>> No.24353514

Noble, honorable ladies are great.

Especially if they got big boobers.

>> No.24353536

>She's being messed with by a Lilim who's really bored.

>> No.24353665

learning is fun

>> No.24353683

t. haku

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>> No.24353706

Clearly if she can go back from monster to human she isn't actually a human is she some kind of advanced doppleganger in denial

>> No.24353715

>letting your kids get brainwashed by the eternal moo

>> No.24353770

>Paladin chan just got done changing her base to be horse accessable
>Took her a few weeks but now that she's been a horse for so long it comes naturally
>Suddenly a glowing light
>Back to normal but now she needs spend even more time fixing her home
Though I'm sure fixing her home will be easier than the time she was an arachne and had all those webs to remove afterwards or when she was a Kiki and had to remove the maid cafe addition

>> No.24353771

The only lesson I need fro miss haku is what the meaning of love is. So I can do that to my wife.

>> No.24353803
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>shoggoth taught elder god hustory course
>alright everyone turn to page 3͚͕͈6̥͙̯̠̱̬͎̺̠̉ͪ̀͛̐̊̈̚͟͡1̥̖̮͎̩͕̟͕̗̖̹̒̀̒̂̉̐̂͗ͨͦͣ̚͟ and start reading the entry on É̞̼͇̤̤̼̭̗̏ͯͯͤ͆͆̀̽͢͜͡ ̛ͤ̾̑͌́ͩ͋͢S C̸̩̥̪̩̘̟̠͍̜͈̬͍̟̙ͬ́̾̏ͤ̓͊͒̇͌͂̾ͤ̀̚͢ ͝͏͢A̧͔̦̮͕̝̱͉̟͖̙̝̦͔ ̦̯̤̍͆́̚͞Ṕ̭͈̼̪ ̷̴͔̥E͊ͬ͒ͬ̃ͪ́͊ͩͨͪ

>> No.24353825

Why does my book have irrational page numbers how do turn to page Pi?

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Thank you shog-sensei.

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>> No.24353903

Is it wrong to use condoms when you fuck your daughteru?

>> No.24353905
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Shog will force mastah to relax

>> No.24353913

Easy, fold page 1 into a circle and read it from the top, the different perspective reveals a whole new page

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>> No.24353939

Why aren't the arms on her arms

>> No.24353945

Says the one with his head between his legs

>> No.24353946

all of them show up at my door at the same time responding to my "looking 4 maid" advert

>> No.24353953

but ejaculating helps me relax.
don't tell me, shog will actually...well...you know...

>> No.24353965

>Time for your "trapped inside shog" sunday!

>> No.24353998

Not that I know of, but I want one

>> No.24354025

If storks deliver babies who delivers storkgirl babies

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>> No.24354051

Cabbage girls take care of that.

>> No.24354060

It's good to be King with all these cute servants
>leader of your harem/servants is a thicc motherly khepri

>> No.24354064

Big 2hus are love

>> No.24354078

In case anyone doesn't know, on Pixiv for Koikatsu characters the same guy who gave us Bapho-sama made a Momonika and Greilia card. And remade Bapho-sama too.

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>> No.24354108

What kind of idiot besides like an Alice thinks babies from from the stork and not from sex

>> No.24354124

>about to watch some porn
>look around to make sure nobody is here
>see your onee-san hiding behind the doorway, her breasts giving her away
>decide against it for now

>> No.24354143

It's wrong to be pent up around an onee-san

>> No.24354159

Kikimora, I’m not sure why

>> No.24354163

Sunday never ends inside a Shoggoth.

>> No.24354185

fleece johnson

>> No.24354189

>Sadsack thinks he's so pathetic that no monster would want him
>After all, everyone else has a monster waifu but he doesn't
>He doesn't realise that Five monsters want him, but they end up sabotaging each others attempts to get close to him so he doesn't even know they exist

>> No.24354202

Would a Shog and Kiki put aside their differences to clean their master's home after their fight to decide who gets to clean his underwear turned messy spirals out of control and turned the house upside down.

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She likes you, and she wants you
She can do the easy way, or the hard way
The choice is yours

>> No.24354262

It's even fiercer if they find out how he feels about himself.

>> No.24354267

What are some anime it is considered a crime to make Eros girls watch?

>> No.24354298

Most of them are any sort of NTR from some perspective
>Childhood friend loses
>MILF’s son gets a gf
>Teacher’s student gets a gf
>Best friend loses

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>> No.24354321

>MILF’s son gets a gf
>not having a dad on Father’s Day

>> No.24354327

>Anon forgets of adopted ones

>> No.24354342

she is always taking a bath

>> No.24354354

is it too late to get adopted by a loli momster?

>> No.24354363

You can always adopt a CC daughteru

>> No.24354369

grown men were meant to be pampered by lolibabas

>> No.24354456

Unless he makes 4 endings (One for each, and a Harem route ofc)

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>> No.24354566

>Miss that page isn’t in my book

>> No.24354589

what if mge anime
but they only did the OP?

>> No.24354630

>elder god history
I’d love to take monster specific courses like;
>demon realm botany
>the art of the broom
>the political history of Lecastie

>> No.24354655

What if Im a scrub with just enough skill to play her game on normal mode? What is hellhound rape like on higher difficulties?

>> No.24354658

I blame a corpse bride for my undead fetish, and I don't regret it

>> No.24354666

Thats when you turn up the volume, start jerkin, and moan out her name.

>> No.24354683

>Political history of lescatie
>"Shit was bad, and then it was good." -Literally every party whenever the opposition gets voted out of office.

>> No.24354695

Adopted Owl sisters are for ignoring as you search the woods for kangaroos.

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>> No.24354721

You're gonna end up face first in her cleavage while she heart pupils before you can even blink.

>> No.24354792

imagine the smell

>> No.24354821

of stuffy, unshaven hellhound pussy

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reminder that you have to.

>> No.24354857

that why you carry a jetpack

>> No.24354861

>Kikimora having an existential crisis because she wants to be a mother but is a massive anal addict

>> No.24354872

Just get her butt pregnant, dummy.

>> No.24354878

It's never too late to get adopted by a momster. In fact you don't even need to your original parents to not b around anymore.

>> No.24354884

are we going to the beach cause I wanna go to the beach

>> No.24354904

I wouldn't mind getting attacked by monster every once in a while

>> No.24355036

No I don't.

>> No.24355055

what monster would Min Min be

>> No.24355068

Yeah...ya kinda have to, buddy.

>> No.24355069

Min Min is already one also most people don’t know who you talking about without an image, fag

>> No.24355081

I could take 3 goblins. They'd need at least 5 or a hobgoblin to force me.

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is this good wurm bait

>> No.24355166


She just needs to S IN G THE SO N G

>> No.24355188

why pizza fly

>> No.24355200

I'm not the Goblin Layer.

>> No.24355246

Would monstergirls still love you even if you didn't actually exist?

>> No.24355273


>> No.24355283

>Neet MGs posting about their husbandos

>> No.24355301

lol nerds

>> No.24355304

I mean, they don't exist and you love them still, right? should be about the same thing
Who knows, we could just be part of a magic dream world imagined up by some magic mamono the same way we produce anime with schoolgirls and catgirls
Not sure why someone would imagine me eating olives 3 AM in the middle of the night in a sweaty pajamas, but you never know

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>Likes heatpats
>Likes upsies
>Likes magic
>Likes penis
>Likes smooching
>Loves pedophiles
>Dislikes clothes
>Dislikes high shelves
>Dislikes mature women
>Dislikes FBI
>Hates tits

>> No.24355542

i like headpats too...

>> No.24355549

Do you like penis as well?

>> No.24355551

How does she feel about headpats and chin tickling

>> No.24355567

My bapho loves your last one! Only difference.

>> No.24355579

no but i like touching my penis

>> No.24355584

>>Dislikes mature women
Well then I dislike Bapho-Chan! No one can ever make me not love my Arachne momster!

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>> No.24355672

imagine it's a badger and not a smelly skunk

>> No.24355674

Do undead girls smell bad?

>> No.24355689

they smell neutral or maybe earthy

>> No.24355751
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Actually, it's a boat.

>> No.24355754

Lmao look at the hornlet with only 1 horn.

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>> No.24355784

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

>> No.24355790
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>> No.24355792

Got the bapho-chan card but where do the other two come from?

>> No.24355793

Looks like a smelly skunk

>> No.24355799

Never mind I'm an idiot, found them.

>> No.24355804
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It happened in the sea! C for Cheshire!

>> No.24355813

First, how did they rope Greilia into this.

And second, maybe it's just because I'm posting in the middle of eating, but I am practically salivating looking at the Bapho tummy.

I mean just look at it! Those panties do nothing! I can see everything!

>> No.24355848

Wonderland is a great vacation spot but the undead kingdom is better.
The beaches are to die for.

>> No.24355854

Hard to beat jubjubs splashing around in water.

>> No.24355866

Dibs on the one in the middle!

>> No.24355871

Multi-colored tittybirbs messing around in the water in too skimpy outfits.
Lots of good plumage to sneak peaks of.

>> No.24355884

Wonderland beaches are probably all nude beaches.

>> No.24355897

Actually, they have a strict one-piece dress code that is strictly enforced.


>> No.24355906

Theres two.
Nude for those who don't want to beat around the bush.
Skimpy for those who feel that near nudity is more lewd than true nudity.

>> No.24355919

I mean just because its nude allowed doesnt mean your not allowed to wear bathing suits. I figure every beach would have nude and skimpy mixed.

>> No.24355930

You say that but this is wonderland.
You may find a trumpart informing you that you need to strip to access one of the beaches.

>> No.24355944

i like boats

>> No.24355951

i wanna grope grelia's mound of venus

>> No.24355970

I'm imagining an overly romantic but stinky pepe le pew skunk girl that constantly radiates potent erotic pheromones

>> No.24356010
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Lich wife's family is most likely long gone! That's why she want's kids so bad.

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No one can hear you scream for help in the mountains

>> No.24356052

>I knew I was fucked, as I didn't have my bear spray
what kinda pussy ass motherfucker

>> No.24356082

i'm half way done with runya porn collection

>> No.24356096

My queen's father was Pharaoh! Unfortunately his body didn't survive the test of time. Though if he did, I don't know if he would have survived the Demon Lord's influence with his manhood intact. My wife would be quite perplexed on how to address him.

>> No.24356114

Smart people wear sunscreen when they go for a swim. Skin cancer aint no joke.

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>> No.24356138

>I'm imagining an overly romantic pepe le pew skunk girl that constantly radiates potent erotic pheromones

>> No.24356146

Excuse me maam but it appears your spine is a few too many inches to the left.

>> No.24356149

There’s a decapitated head in that snowman isn’t there?

>> No.24356154

Vampire more like DUMPIRE

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>> No.24356275

Based on what?

>> No.24356288

I don't get it, can she demonstrate?

>> No.24356289

based on lewd and perverted little girls!

>> No.24356295

Evolution at work

>> No.24356325

The insane appreciate having a straight man around for their antics.

>> No.24356368

What do they each taste like?

>> No.24356418
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>> No.24356441

Nonsense, it couldn't be the last man she kidnapped and who refused cuddlerape, that would make her a mean person!

>> No.24356448

momo taste like fruit loops, bapho taste like cheese pizza, and greila taste like salt and iron

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Marry foxes.

>> No.24356470

I will marry the girls that love me.

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>He thinks the mofu has power over me

>> No.24356493

I mean their skin. And what do they smell like? How does the different fluff feel?

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>> No.24356527

This makes me want to walk in on a shortstack fox wife hugging her mofu and talking about how 'Oh you're so lewd hubby! Yes, we can still do it while I have kits!'

>> No.24356543

I will marry the Suppatenko,

>> No.24356568

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure you don't get injured, even if its fairly minor aches.
The wives get worried and a dragon that hears how lunges hurt your knees will get quite mad that her favorite treasure is hurting itself.

>> No.24356615

>she still hasn't noticed you
>"Are you sure? You'll be carry a lot of kits after I'd done with you."
>"Even if I'm bursting with babies, I'll still take everything you've go-"
>her ears prick up
>slowly turns around, face flushed
>smug anon.jpg

>> No.24356633

This is where it goes from her nuzzling her tail to hiding her face in it....followed later by passionate breeding.

>> No.24356681

I will marry foxes

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>> No.24356782
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I'm more of a dog person.

>> No.24356904

Which bapho's could you trust to be around human kids and not have to worry about them doing anything with them?

>> No.24356941

Grelia, Shirokuto.

>> No.24356951

That’s a wolf, can’t you read?

>> No.24356962

Dogs are just a millennia-long mindbreak

>> No.24356993

All of them except Kuro.
>Momo might teach them weird games, but that's it
>Shiro will spoil them like grandchildren
>Marune...what harm could she do?
>Roppu will act like a big puppy
>Greilia will probably shy away and try to get back to work
>Runya will try to read to them, but probably fall asleep
>Bapho-chan will start bossing them around, but generally acting like a big kid ordering around little kids on the playground.

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How is it mindbreak? The wolves came in on their own volition. How would a mindbreak hentai scenario like that even play out?

>> No.24357181

If a familiar gave me food, pet my head, said nice things to me and offered me shelter I wouldn't need my former life.
So maybe something like that.

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Help I'm being groped by multiarmed girls

>> No.24357559

The dream

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>> No.24357611

Wasn’t there a version of this with some /pol/ jewish symbolism

>> No.24357624

Why did her hair go white?

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>> No.24357638 [DELETED] 

I'd love to tell you but volume 4 hasn't been made yet.

>> No.24357653

she turned 26

>> No.24357673

So, how does she use the toilet

>> No.24357677

I'd love to tell you but as of that picture, Volume 4 has not been made yet. 予定 means plan

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>>Bapho-chan will start bossing them around, but generally acting like a big kid ordering around little kids on the playground.
And this is one of many reasons why Bapho-chan is best

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>> No.24357702

First thought was a public bathroom with a gloryhole where she can but her tail, why? Who knows

>> No.24357719

There are quite a few anons in this thread who want a big meaty tail rather than a fluffy one

>> No.24357731

Want both. Good thing my waifu has those tentacles.

>> No.24357803

like astronauts

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Tail-lock is sublime

>> No.24358129

Where’s her walker then?

>> No.24358156

>Yo. Anonyama. You shouldn't be walking home by yourself.

>> No.24358370

there is nothing wrong with walking home alone

>> No.24358383

That's why harems are great.
Why have one when you can have both?

>> No.24358384

But it's dangerous, delinquents from a rival school might attack you.

>> No.24358403

Does sex count as SFW if no genitals are showing?

>> No.24358404

why would the rival school attack me and not her?

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What are raccoon dogs supposed to be? They are not raccoons.
What does Raph have to do with tanukis? Tanukis disguise themselves and deal with goods. I'm not sure if they're fighters.

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this is how you treat meaty tails
only if there is a lack of meaty tails around

>> No.24358519

that's really fucking hot

>> No.24358592

>you never really thought about it until your first year of high school, but you've had the same monster teacher every year since elementary school

>> No.24358791

Better watch out if it's a Valkyrie, she already owns you then

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>For tonight experiment we will see how long it takes for the potion I snuck into anons food to take effect and he tries to rape me

>> No.24358866

>I'm not the Goblin Layer, I'm the Goblin Layer's son. I'm only laying goblins 'till the Goblin Layer comes.

>> No.24359086

Pronebone-ing a mamono, but she is in complete control is really hot

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