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>> No.24485475
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>Now with 90% less latex
for now

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>you encounter an orc

>> No.24485513
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You sure it's an orc this time?

>> No.24485530
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>> No.24485531

>Black Hair
>Gold Eyes
There's a definite pattern in the boats I admire most.
I wonder what MGs look good in that combo?
>captcha was click the boats
it's a sign, or something

>> No.24485534

Yes, this particular orc just likes her hair straight rather than all messy like some delinquent

>> No.24485541

Where is this from? The aftermath of a peaceful protest?

>> No.24485566
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Apparently the MGE books were in an attic when the roof started to leak.

>> No.24485603

>Had a monster girl dread
>It was a nightmare
Well shit.

>> No.24485617
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you have been visited by dogs

>> No.24485619

Well I had a dream where I was driving around on a scooter and a Pharaoh cast a spell that made it rain where the object she was looking for was at and I almost got wet
What do you think that means?

>> No.24485629

Which one too impregnate first...

>> No.24485641

It's times like these where I think KDF might be on to something.

>> No.24485678

All three at once!

>> No.24485746
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Fuck all Monsters!

>> No.24485790

>"the search for hubby"
>"starring: godzilla-chan"

>> No.24485963

Don't underestimate mice they are crafty

>> No.24485973

What if the real husband was the guy she meet along the way?

>> No.24485986
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She looks so harmless...

>> No.24485997

she might look harmless but she has the heart of a rat

>> No.24486112
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Read House on the Borderland

>> No.24486127
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They're still no match for cats.

>> No.24486178

>tell a fairy you won't date her because she is too small
>she uses magic to grow larger than you

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The dream

>> No.24486198

>tell a fairy you won't date her because she is too small
>she uses magic to shrink you down to her size

>> No.24486219

tell a fairy you won't date her because she's too small
she uses magic to shrink you're dick

>> No.24486220

She trades your heights and shoves you down her pants. look at how the tables have turned

>> No.24486229

fairy magic OP plz nerf

>> No.24486240
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Titty-Anne is a capricious nee-san

>> No.24486266

I want to visit her realm I bet the forests are pretty

>> No.24486277
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Just use countermagic or silence my dude. If you can't get to their level then just drag them down to yours and beat them with mundaneness.

>> No.24486363

She even cooked for you.

>> No.24486374

It would be kinda cute if anon and a succubus became a couple and they both think the other is way out of their league.

>> No.24486388

>she uses magic to grow larger than you
>tell a fairy you won't date her because she hasn't taken you yet

>> No.24486405

What did she make?

>> No.24486408

When your monster friend asks for headpats as a joke but your start giving them to her anyway

>> No.24486410

Bullying an echidna by secretly getting a vasectomy and making her think she's infertile!

>> No.24486431

too bad sex magic undoes that enjoy giving her a full baseball team of kids

>> No.24486472

Well it just says gohan so a rice meal I think.

>> No.24486516

I tried that on sahu earlier

>> No.24486540
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Remember that succubi think nothing but lewd thoughts

>> No.24486619

>enjoy giving her a full baseball team of kids
Having a impregnation fetish but being afraid of becoming a father is annoying.
God I love echidna but I'm also afraid of marrying one.

>> No.24486643

best part about monster tails no matter the size is them wrapping around you be it full body or even just your finger

>> No.24486647

monster children are different and they get out of your hair like 150% faster

>> No.24486652

NO! make that shit fat and long.

>> No.24486662
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>> No.24486670

Imagine your freshly hatched snake daughteru doing this to you

>> No.24486677

>Having a impregnation fetish but being afraid of becoming a father is annoying.
I actually want to father a bunch of monster daughters and raise them to follow human morals, but I'm afraid of all the mess related to pregnancy/birth. Maybe that's why I like harpies so much, no live birth no problem.

>> No.24486685

what a happy knife ear
>Succ wrapping her tail around your hand pulling it into a headpat

>> No.24486711

Snek ring!

>> No.24486726

considering the size of most eggs wouldn't it be more like your daughteru coiled around your whole arm not just a finger

>> No.24486740

Time to retire from adventuring with your Elf Rogue wife!

>> No.24486757

This is honestly why I like teen monster girls. They can take care of themselves fully but you can still do cute kids-stuff with them.
Also they're not lolis.
I wonder how they would act when they want to find out why mommy keeps getting pregnant.

>> No.24486773

I knew her ploy for us to fake date so that we could sneak into the museum and steal the diamond would have unintended consequences

>> No.24487027

Stupid ice fairy thinks she's the strongest!

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>> No.24487144
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Childhood's End but it really is just Demons looking to make humanity ready for a global Dark Matter bombing

>> No.24487302

She is the dumbest.

>> No.24487360

I got the perfect tagline for what I'd do if I was an escort in a monster city
>So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
>Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

>> No.24487494

>your first and only client is the princess of the land thinking you are a teacher of royal customs and hires you to teach her

>> No.24487523
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Meaty tails.

>> No.24487557

She is 100% for breeding.

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>> No.24487603

I wonder what commercials aimed towards monster girls would be like.
>"Your husband would fall in love with you al over again if you bought this"
>Video of a holst and her husband cuddling

>Gym commercials show a weak monster girl getting pushed down and held in place while a few girls rapes her husband off screen
>"If this happened to you, could you protect your loved ones?"

>> No.24487666


Wonder if mommyhood would be enough to make a dark elf less snooty and smug

>> No.24487690

what about when she needs to teach her kid how to be snooty and smug

>> No.24487697

>monster girls
>on-screen NTR in commercial
Might as well show uncensored mexican cartel executions, would spark comparable outrage

>> No.24487790

>would spark comparable outrage
You're saying that like it's not a common thing for companies to "accidentally" start a outrage so everyone keeps talking about their brand.
I'm 90% sure some tanuki(or bicorn) marketer would do this as well.

>> No.24487856

Beware of clown fairies wearing stars and stripes, for they will drive you insane.

>> No.24487888

I want to help my demon mistress in ensuring humanity's ascension. Her will is my command!

>> No.24487945

the real issue would be how they even got actors for the scene

>> No.24487998

>or bicorn
Why would they even need bicorn specific ads

>> No.24488039

all fairies get shoved in pants

>> No.24488057

what if I fuck up and she shoves me into her panties

>> No.24488091

>"Does your husbands other wives not satisfy him enough? Come to BicornsBar where for a fixed price you can get as many drinks for you, your husband and his wives as you want."
>"A lot of these will include performance enhancing, size enchaining and extremely powerful Aphrodisiac"
>"And ones your all all had your fill you can go to our rooms and you can watch him get fucked for hours by his other wives"
>"We even have a special chair just for you so you can see everything that's going on while you're still conferrable"
>"And remember, nice girls cum last."

>> No.24488093

You're getting raped off screen. I can totally see a cheshire and her husband just bashing pots and pans together and moaning off screen while a dormouse or something is just paid to be weak and stupid like she always is.

>> No.24488122

because they can't just buy normal alphabet soup they need the kind that only has the letters c, u and k

>> No.24488157

crafty tanuki I bet the ad would work insofar as more monsters get strong because they fall into the fear of the ad

>> No.24488238

>You notice your waifu bought weights and is working out with them
>Ask her why and she says she saw the most horrible thing on tv and must protect you
>Remind her that she's a magic caster and doesn't need to be physically strong to protect you

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>> No.24488267

could be a worse fuck up and due to magic you both are shoved down each other's pants at the same time like a fucking M C Escher painting of being shoved down pants

>> No.24488289

>Lich doesn't seem to react to the ad at all
>But not long after she's starting to get fit
>Despite the fact she could rip a house in two with her magic quite easily

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This thread fucking sucks donkey balls.

So how good is your wife's blowjob?

>> No.24488309

Hellhound sucks like Hell.

>> No.24488321
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Deepthroating master.

>> No.24488322

Demon realm poisoned lipstick, so pretty fucking great

>> No.24488360

Did a bj scene for a future story I might post someday. She's pretty skilled with her tongue. And attacking the sack seems like cheating.

>> No.24488407

Horned monsters give the best blowjobs because they have handles

>> No.24488477

One of my wives has three mouths, it's pretty much cheating when it comes to blowjob ability.

>> No.24488483

Facefucking seems more like a liability, since now it's more you than her. All that skill goes out the window, as I see it.

The exception is Baphomet, since the magic current probably stops you from moving any differently than she would expect, meaning she can still do as she pleases.

>> No.24488486

>Live an average every day life like anyone else on this world
>One day earthquakes start
>The skies become red
>The night becomes starless
>The next day you wake up and find that Mamono now inhabit our world
>You then see:
>in your home
>How does your new life fare?

>> No.24488499

I enjoy them even if she's not a master at them.

>> No.24488509

Well that's a common monster to be expected I wouldn't find a rare one in my room, and is easily in my top 10 so that's nice I feel like having a slime gf be cool so long as my dog gets along with her

>> No.24488519

I guess it could be worse, but I'm not exactly going to be compatible with one of those.

>> No.24488522

>When you have to try and use her horns to pry her off your dick cause she just keeps suckin

>> No.24488542

Even AFTER you nutted?!

>> No.24488568
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And a cyka blyat ushanka stretchy meat to you, young lady

>> No.24488570

>so long as my dog gets along with her
For people with pets what does your waifu think of your pet?

>> No.24488592

>Bubble Slime
But I don't even like slimes that much...

>> No.24488597

Not exactly the best match, I can't even swim and I have too passive personality for them. I'd try to figure out how we can sustain ourselves from selling her blood and convince her to learn transformation magic for her legs. Also, isn't the mermaid blood perk kind of moot, when all monsters eventually turn you into an incubus anyway?

>> No.24488650

Yes, yes I see...

>> No.24488661

Drink my friends, to life to life~

>> No.24488714

But how do I know she's in my house?

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>> No.24488853

Well, at least they're omnivorous so I can get them stuff to eat while they're staying due to whatever shenanigans got her into a simple apartment building.
I'm genuinely not into it though, so I'll have to play wingman for a timid girl instead.

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Why do the big bad evil demons gotta gloat in those boss fights you're supposed to lose? Is it not bad enough you're gonna wipe the floor with me in 1 hit?

>> No.24488904

she accidentally slipped up when making her planned trap and sprung it early

>> No.24488925

>what does your waifu think of your pet?
Would a rata like a hamster

>> No.24488934

>Wendi-chan in the middle of White Horn-san's class
>Wendi writing furiously into her notebook and nodding her head
>White Horn-san is proud of Wendi for finally paying attention to her lessons and taking notes
>White Horn-san walks around the class to collect today's assignment
>Wendi-chan scribbled pictures of various meats and how she's going to cook them when she gets home
>She also drew pictures of her family and a crude drawing of White Horn-san with a mustache and stink lines

>> No.24488972

I confess I want to do lewd things to the sisters of my local church

>> No.24489018

Wendi-chan could become an artist if her talents are fostered.

>> No.24489122

holy shit those are some sexy mice

>> No.24489134

which wife though? also I have girlfriends i'm having harem-approved affairs with

>> No.24489176

Sometimes I want to just drown in lust and ecstasy, endlessly and repeatedly letting out my side.

But I'm afraid I'm not a strong enough man to be able to go back to normal after experiencing such pleasure. So I deny this wish, and hide this desire from my waifu.

>> No.24489187
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What is a bisexual man to do in the MGE world? How can bisexual men ever fare in MGE without having to Alp, their sexuality in jeopardy?

>> No.24489203

How do you get rid of the smelly odor of cum in your apartment from having so much sex with monsters?

>> No.24489223

he fucks alps

>> No.24489244

As KC has said on numerous occasions, if you don't want to be a girl, you won't become a girl. Even homos stay as men if they so desire. Alps are literally for KC SAYS TRANS RIGHTS the gender bender fetish.

Bi's would be fine.

>> No.24489270

Get a girl with a cum-absorption spell. Just a snap of the fingers is all it takes and anything she missed will vanish in a flash.

Not as alluring as swallowing it right in front of you, but it helps keep the place clean. Probably why my waifu bothered to learn such a spell.

>> No.24489274

Wendi-chan has been watching lots of Eros Ross on public access, she's a pretty good oil painter!

>> No.24489285

Well considering men can't compete with monster pussy you stop being bi after fucking one.

>> No.24489300

See those trees? They're phallic trees. Make them in any shape and size you want. They're YOUR phallic trees.

>> No.24489302

>Imagine being bi because you like fucking men's assholes

>> No.24489315

I know you are shitposting but I'd want becoming an incubus to give me a penis so I can actually fuck my waifu, I have no dick and I must coom

>> No.24489344

>I know you are shitposting
I refuse to comment on that under the assumption that (You) are the actual shitposter.

>> No.24489354

I can't find the any of the mist continent monsters as appealing as the most popular monsters. I hope the third volume changes that by giving us lots of banger species.
At the end of the second volume the wandering scholar did say it will cover lots of Mist Continent this time around and more of Zipangu.

>> No.24489371

just become a monstergirl lol

>> No.24489394

Beware the yeti she may look sweet and innocent but she will hug you without mercy

>> No.24489411

>on the internet
>on 4chan
>on the monstergirl thread
Yeah no

>> No.24489419
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I don't like being touched. Brain-sex is the way to go.

>> No.24489473

Fucking tranny you will never be a woman

>> No.24489503

black and pink is a really nice color combo cool recolor

>> No.24489521

i touched myself to a neko loli android hmv and i feel shame for touching myself to an hmv

>> No.24489532

Why is she so goddamn smug all the time?

>> No.24489536

they alp or go straight

>> No.24489540

She knows.

>> No.24489568

Look this is already off topic enough but there is a whole board for trannies and other faggotry already >>>/lgnt/ so yes there are xx chromosomed people on this site also if you want a girl board check /cgl/
Thank you

>> No.24489596

There's way too many monsters to wife for me.
Is it bad to have a harem of 18 girls?

>> No.24489610

just make sure you love all of them with your whole heart

>> No.24489621

Top tier

She's had years of practicing on dogs, giving them blowjobs and rim jobs, before she met me. Occasionally when we're not together she'll still touch up her blowjob and rim job skills on the neighborhood dogs.

>> No.24489627

Are they all different girls or it's a harem of a numerous race like mouses or khepris?

>> No.24489642
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Uncuddled Yetis are rape machines waiting to pounce

>> No.24489651

I loved them all so much and equally too.

different girls.

>> No.24489666

Cute picture I want to make snow angles with yeti-chan now more than ever FUCK SUMMER

>> No.24489763

Then I think it's too many but that's just my opinion.

I have 2 wives I'm struggling not to include a third one

>> No.24489819

Fine, I'm convinced enough to not care if I'm being fooled. Sorry for doubting you.

>> No.24489879

A harem can be anysize so long as there is love

>> No.24489915

what monsters are the 18?

>> No.24489996

Chehsire Cat
Mad Hatter
Black Harpy
Dark Elf

>> No.24490102

Good list
>Black Harpy
Very good list. The others are also very good.

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Wish he continues his story with the human heart breaking away slowly as days go by

>> No.24490316

>”Listen lady, I’m just a male prostitute”

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>Are you lost, bouya?

>> No.24490425

>She mishears you and thinks you said pro institute thinking that means you are a pro with institutions. Well you did promise you'd make her a queen time to go to the library and study with her

>> No.24490488
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>I loved them all so much and equally too.
Yeah, as a statistic.

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>> No.24490506

I wonder how many monsters get stuck in traps meant to catch boys

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>> No.24490690

Who's your waifu? If the portals ever open I hope you get your wish

>> No.24490706

That’s strange, she normally isn’t that mean spirited. Is everything okay at home or with her friends?

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>Dark elf
Time to eat that kuroeda booty

>> No.24490725

Bisexual in MGE means you fuck both a succubus and an alp

>> No.24490733

The only limit is your love and how much of the day you want to be lewd.
Got some similarities with our harems there and although the rest are different you have some nice taste.

>> No.24490755

That’s the wrong direction dumbass

>> No.24490766

Lava Golem

>> No.24490844

>Booyah! Booyah! Booyah! Booyah!

>> No.24490851

The only thing the attentionwhoring alledged she would get from portals opening would be being turned into a monstergirl and getting her head fixed.

>> No.24490870

Good taste

>> No.24490888

>Monster Girls are so sexy, they make women want to be a man so they can fuck them
O I’m Laffin

>> No.24490937

the larger the breasts, the easier it is for monsters to assert dominance on the incubus prey.
incubi are sexually intimidated by monsters with threateningly big breasts.
I guess that explains why cows frighten me a lot. and horses

>> No.24490952

But what if I make a trap by making her fall in love with me?

>> No.24490975

Titania's Law: All fairies and pixies have exclusive rights to your cock even if you say no to them.

>> No.24490989

What can I say hot girls, also I like how she can both be solid and liquid so it's the best of a slime and a rock elemental in one.

>> No.24490990

Look on the bright side, the lava is more like warm slime so it can go internally.

>> No.24490997

Wight's law: Any unmarried man is the common property of all unmarried zombies.

>> No.24491051

I guess it's time to become Shogun of Texas.

>> No.24491055

Would an undead fairy be the strongest

>> No.24491079

while not the same there are some weird chicks that would first thing the portals open try and become a monster

>> No.24491091

>there are some weird chicks
All 3dpd women are mentally ill in one way or another

>> No.24491144

That's pretty damn rational thing to do, they can't compete with monsters so why not join them? Plus all the benefits that come with becoming a superhuman

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Is your vidya-playing waifu awaiting Cyberpunk 2077?

>> No.24491181

Why is it so hard for artists to get the proportions of a Switch right?

>> No.24491198

Nobody has one

>> No.24491214

don't even gotta restrict it to women all 3d are mentally ill

>> No.24491228

>Tall and haughty Demon mistress rewards you with a boobhug where your head basically disappears into her cleavage.
>Because of mamono magic shenanigans you start cumming uncontrollably
Demons are scary

>> No.24491249

Thats a bit excessive, but you do you.

>> No.24491285

>weird chicks
>going for immortality, unaging beauty and great sex life
Low IQ post.

>Nintendo Switch
So anyway, where's the third person of your relationship in that pic? Surely you guys don't treat your precious bull as a glorified walking sex toy that just pleases your wife and then walks off into the night? They should be part of the family too you know.

>> No.24491292

Becoming physically unable to be unfaithful would alone be an instant dealbreaker to 100% of females.

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Enjoy your censored content and Druckmann cuck fantasies


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I'm sure they treat their Minotaur like she deserves.

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Soon I can play Death Stranding on my PC

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>> No.24491383

mouse butt cheeks

>> No.24491397

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of all this delicious food I can afford with the money I didn't spend on a computer that's already obsolete by the time you take it out of the box!

Try turning down those cooling fans before you get a noise complaint!

>> No.24491401

You got really eager to white knight the moment someone claiming to a girl posted in the thread.

>> No.24491420

>/hbt/ MGnon recounts this one time some boy came up to her
>Somehow ended up falling over with spaghetti spilling out of his pockets

>> No.24491443

>When monster and man both spill spaghetti at the same time
if only a cupid had shot them both

>> No.24491456

Why are you booing? He's right.

>> No.24491457

>Seething incel blames others for his problems
>Considers himself the winner

Okay, I'm bored now. Don't you have some restrooms to clean up? Better hurry before your boss notices.

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My computer is like 9 years old, dude

>> No.24491475

just like my daughteru!

>> No.24491492

What kinds of monsters would even post on /hbt/ surely no high class monster would be in those threads

>> No.24491496
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Make sure to give every waifu some love, even if some of them are a bit chuuni

>> No.24491504

The thread quality has taken a sudden nosedive. We've discussed blowjobs already. How good are you wife's tits. Can she perform paizuri? Can she perform naizuri?

>> No.24491528

>even if some of them are a bit chuuni
>Chuuni monster gets her friends to help be her special effects

>> No.24491546

Alright roach, now that you're done showing everyone you're retarded feel free to skitter back to your social media account.

>> No.24491571

Does it count as chuuni if they actually do have powers?

>> No.24491577

Contemporary Western women are too superior to be turned into monstergirl filth.

>> No.24491589

Far from it, some women cheat just as some men do. Debatable if women cheat more and I'd give you that but claiming all do just makes you look like you only like monster girls as a last resort rather than genuinely love them.

>> No.24491593

Try to hide your crossboarding stench or leave

>> No.24491595

Just because they have powers doesn't make them huge dorks calling out attack names when they see a cute boy and try and ask him out

>> No.24491615

Big Kej titties are made for fucking while she gives a hairjob

>> No.24491641

I shower my ultra-chimaera wife with tons of love

>> No.24491643

Undead fairies are the kind of encounter that slaps your entire party with every single debuff in existence before you even notice they’re there.

>> No.24491684
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Would you recite the lines of King Theoden if your Phantom asked you to?

>> No.24491688

Yeah but they are so frail that if you can catch them you can easily shove them down your pants

>> No.24491693

She gives a divine naizuri.

I've got a few dark fantasies involving paizuri, so she can use potions to help with that, but she usually just uses them for a bit of non-lewd relaxation. The last thing she wants is to make me seriously traumatized by big tits.

>> No.24491701

Yeah she's got big tits. Not too good on judging sizes but they're nice, big, and I want my face between them.

>> No.24491754

which is better nai or pai?

>> No.24491755

She's got good sized breasts, nothing out of the ordinary there. It's harder for her to grip her breasts with her wings, but her paizuri is still good.

>> No.24491792

Pai obviously. You're surrounded by soft squishiness. Nai is just rubbing your cock on a flat surface, it can't compete.

>> No.24491801

her lacking chest leaves her with naizuri

>> No.24491816

Okay, but how are you going to explain to the rest of your group why your dick now has Poison Petrified Slow Confused Weak and Silence?

>> No.24491860

You have no idea mate

>> No.24491878

Let's discuss finnish rape elves haHa! xd

>> No.24491882

Nah I do.

>> No.24491884

There are plenty of clumsy and unskilled girls out there that go through life as total amateurs due to their collosal tits.

Naizuri requires technique and practice by default in order to succeed.

>> No.24491913

just tell them you sprinkle voodoo powder on your meals because your build makes you stronger each with each debuff
this, i'll always love my wife's small chest.

>> No.24491923

>It's harder for her to grip her breasts with her wings
Get her a tight outfit with a boob window, so the material applies some pressure on her tits. That way she can just squeeze you inside, then rock herself back and forth so you don't even need to thrust.

>> No.24491925

just cum on her

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>> No.24491954

being raped by an elf speaking a language you don't understand is scary

>> No.24491965

Don't give them ES

>> No.24491969

Finnish cannot be used for talking dirty.

>> No.24491986

Then you should know better.
Besides, by your own reasoning why bother with titfucks when they have a pussy? That’s 100% coverage.

>> No.24491994

sounds hot when a monster slips back into her mother tongue because she is that lustful

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Fug Mage, gib ES or els!

>> No.24492004

This but without being ironic about it.

>> No.24492024

>"haha benis in bagina :-------D"
>those are the last words you hear before finnish elf drops her hips onto your crotch

>> No.24492029

It's hot as fuck actually. Although I usually like to imagine it in a Zipangu context.

>> No.24492031

Given she has reality shifting powers, yes. Definitely.

>> No.24492065


>> No.24492100

Any language can be used for talking dirty if you don't understand it.

>> No.24492122

>The Black Elves were friendly enough at first, but eventually... I've thought back to that day so many times. I must have mistranslated.
>Something must have been mixed up, because the Black Elves decided we weren't going to leave without rape. The rest is history

>> No.24492123

But if you do, it becomes awkward.

>> No.24492132

I'm taking a shot in the dark here, but do you like listening to un-subbed Japanese asmr, because you can focus on the voice and the tingles rather than the cringe dialogue and the unnerving fact you are listening to a recording of a person's voice?

>> No.24492136

why bother with pussy when you can rub it on their meaty tail?

>> No.24492146

Sure is absolute scarousal when a chaos girl goes native

>> No.24492192

>tfw shogs are shouting the Elder Thing equivalent of “what’s good nigga?” without realizing it

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She’s with some of her best mates from Finland, who have consumed their own weight in champagne and beer

>> No.24492207

I'm gonna say the T-word.

>> No.24492216


>> No.24492243

that's what the underside is for, just roll her over and rub it back and forth near her holes.

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I like spider

>> No.24492253

>muh posting quality
Unironically hang yourself.

>> No.24492264

Occasionally, but I sometime like to listen with subs on for context.

>> No.24492283

Spiders are awesome because they can instantly make comfy resting places

>> No.24492288

Anyone remember who did that oneshot where a guy's like "gotta defeat the evil" so he makes a contract with a fox? girl who says "yeah we can defeat the evil but I'm gonna eat you" and then they do that and then he gets eaten (sexually) and it's awkward?

>> No.24492300

Same. I just can't do English asmr. A real gf would change that

But I get a bit proud of myself when I hear a Japanese word I recognize.

>> No.24492301

Now imagine a Finnish Shog

>> No.24492313

>No Shoggy don’t do it that’s racist

>> No.24492337

This sounds autistic, but I hate audio recordings for erotic purposes. They all sound “3D” and cringey.

>> No.24492338

I'd panic every time, thinking some ancient demon lord in hiding managed to suppress current DL's mamono magic and reset monsters to the old ways.

>> No.24492350

>she always breaks character at the last minute and turns lewd

>> No.24492384

Yeah, I think it was non-H and Nanashi drew it?

>> No.24492385

yeah i cringe hard when people try to do voice asmr but hit me the fuck up with head massage and combing sounds

>> No.24492434

Now imagine it's your wife giving you a head message next time

>> No.24492452

What kind of non-sexual sports would be at the Monster Olympics? Like I could see
>Competitive Cleaning
Kikis, Shots, and Automatons would excel
>Tail Strength
I bet dragons would dominate there
either speed, precision or style could be multiple events centered around flying monsters

>> No.24492469

>Same. I just can't do English asmr
There's some mge asmr porn out there, written by fans who get people to read it. It's not the best but it's the closest I'll come to a monster girl talking to me.

>> No.24492499


there we go. thanks.

>> No.24492531

Necromancers could have competitive undead raising where they have to raise a girl and have their zombie finish an obstacle course

>> No.24492697

Wrestling non-sexually might be a challenge for some

>> No.24492712

>Cheshire riddles
>when Sphinxes exist

>> No.24492722

He's right you know. Imagine them looking around seeing 5/10 dudes with genuinely happy 11/10 bombshells.

>> No.24492726

>Cheshire riddles
Are they at least absurd?

>> No.24492741

Winter Town would be amazing in the winter olympics

>> No.24492752

You know... isn't really deep paizuri also naizuri? The latter is just rubbing a flat chest. Is that not what the space between the giant boobs is?

>> No.24492756

Monty Python Bridge of Death tier

>> No.24492786

just you watch the Salamander bobsleigh team is amazing

>> No.24492787
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Shitposting hound!

>> No.24492804

Ah yes.
Smug vodka dog.
I would like to pet it.

>> No.24492810

>He doesn't want to get get kidnapped and wake up naked and tied to a pillar surrounded by high elves all talking laughing and chatting in high elven
>He doesn't want them to casually keep chatting and ignoring his presence while milking his cock into wine glasses when they want a drink
>He doesn't want the party to devolve as they start snorting mana and take their sips from the source
>And eventually take it in their other mouth
>All while they keep ignoring your existence, chatting away in high elven
>Untill they get really REALLY out of it
>But even then they're just riding you against the pillar, moaning in slurred elven or looking directly into your eyes and muttering softly.

>> No.24492830

It's a pet or be pet world out there

>> No.24492831

>Wendidad wins all the strongman events
>Wendi family cheering him on from the stands waving their banners and signs
>Ice Queens and Glacies dominate figure skating, speed skating, and hockey events
>Yetis, although they need custom boards to fit their paws, get a podium finish in every snowboarding event
>White Horns win biathlon by several minutes over everyone else by sprinting through deep snow
Winterstown's medal count would be leagues ahead of all other regions

>> No.24492855

I haven't seen any cheshire ones but there's a few lewd manticores and hellhounds.

>> No.24492856

second place is the real 1st place

>> No.24492876
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Does Papa Wendi compete as coatmonster or as gruff mcbuff guy form?

>> No.24492929

This is kinda interesting I have an idea
>go to this link
>come up with an interesting competition event for the monster you got

>> No.24492937

It's too late for me, i'm the pet of 18 different monsters...

>> No.24492960

Well this one is obvious it's whoever can make the biggest smoke ring

>> No.24492992

Some kind of sparring, obviously

>> No.24493001

Fastest long distance fetch

>> No.24493011

Gruff Mcbuff form - buffalo plaid shirt with sleeves rolled up, pants with no belt needed, and mountainman beard perfectly trimmed

>> No.24493066

Largest deep-throat competition.

>> No.24493084

>Bubble slime
The fastest they can cleanse a pool.

>> No.24493115

could also do fattest spade tail competition

>> No.24493116

>Dark Valkyrie
Aerial jousting.

>> No.24493135

That's an innate quality, not something that is a demonstration of skill.

>> No.24493158

so like body building competitions

>> No.24493164

Essentially it's how they choose their leader. Goblins with big tits line up and the crowd votes on who's the biggest

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My uncle's dog got euthanized today.
Post cute wans in memory.

>> No.24493202

>And the 400m fetch event has started. Those pups are giving it their all. Who do you think will be the goodest girl Mark?
>They all are Jim, they all are.

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All Dogs Go to Heaven!

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>> No.24493228

It's a triathlon. They compete on a swimming event, followed by a singing contest, followed by a saddest backstory storytelling.

>> No.24493246

Except body building competitions are pointless for MGs

>> No.24493252

>followed by a saddest backstory storytelling.
I wonder how many try the triple Ariel gambit with the little mermaid spin

>> No.24493277

Standing long jump from water.

>> No.24493326
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>"Hey Anon, my eyes are up here."
>"Is something wrong? You look nervous. Am I too close?"
>"You aren't scared, are you?"
>"Or could it be?"
>"Do you like getting cornered like this?"
>"Eyes up here, Anon. Do you like being forced to look a girl in the eye?"
>"Answer me, little Anon."

>> No.24493328

Hm. That might work as well.

>> No.24493345

>Do you like being forced to look a girl in the eye?
Fuck no I don't, I'm mega autistic when it comes to eye contact.

>> No.24493358

>my eyes are up here
I bet if you looked her in the eyes the whole time she would call you out for not looking at her tits

>> No.24493364

Doesn't she have a schedule to follow?
I doubt "giving anon an erection" is one of them.

>> No.24493373

No, I don't like eye contact or being close to others.

>> No.24493374

>glowing ears
Open your mouth, gotta see if you hit the mark first.

>> No.24493384

eye contact is good

>> No.24493405

I need this in my life. I'd want to relive it damn near every day

>> No.24493428

Kabedon is mandatory for all big dom girls.
The little dom girls can try but results may vary.

>> No.24493434

What's so bad about eye contact? The intimacy? And what's so bad about that? Does it make you feel good? Do you dislike feeling good?

>> No.24493461

Good is subjective anon, legitimate autism coupled with past childhood trauma makes it quite a bad time for me.

>> No.24493473

Unfortunately making eye contact with strangers for any extended period of time makes me very uncomfortable.

>> No.24493477

She's a monstergirl

Of course it is

>> No.24493482

Oh fuck, so that's how a big hellhound is going to coerce me into marriage

>> No.24493494

Not him, social anxiety and autism makes this hard.

>> No.24493510

Psychological issues, like any other medical issue, should be addressed and treated properly. You deserve to be happy, in the same way you deserve to be healthy. And the only way to get over this issue is to address it little by little, one step at a time.

Me too

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This is how a woman should assert dominance. Get close, grab you and make you look her in the eye. No getting away from it, you're going to pay attention to her now boy.

>> No.24493541

Clearly the answer for her is to not be a stranger anymore.


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But of course. And it follows that the best and most dominant girl should be the one that is the very best at eye contact.

>> No.24493581

>objectively half as good
>your unconscious brain probably doesn’t even register it on the same level as ordinary eye contact due to the fundamental difference
Good jokes mate.

>> No.24493583

>Psychological issues, like any other medical issue, should be addressed and treated properly.
hmm yes, I know a good doctor for this kind of stuff

>> No.24493623

How do Flayers feel about earwax? I imagine they must run into it a lot in their line of work.

>> No.24493639

>woosh the problem is gone haha :D
>instead of working with your monster wife to treat the problem and grow closer as a result

I’d still use their services to get a fetish wiped out though.

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The second those legs lock around you is when you become the fox's property. Don't let it happen to you!

>> No.24493660

Tentacle mucus washes it right out

>> No.24493670


>> No.24493717


>> No.24493737

We can go further
>Leglocked from behind
>She topples you over so you both fall to the ground, you on top of her facing away
>The fall is cushioned by her breasts, as your head slowly sinks into her cleavage
>That's when she starts assaulting your chest with her fingers and nails
>At the same time, her feet start sensually rubbing at your crotch
>You can either relax into her soft tit-flesh, or try and free your head
>But that would just expose your ears to her lips after a quick and easy repositioning

I think about this a lot.

>> No.24493768

>instead of working with your monster wife to treat the problem and grow closer as a result
True. I can't maintain eye contact with anyone even for a second, I guess waking up being pinned to the bed by my dominant monster wife refusing to let me go until I maintain eye contact long enough would be a more solid solution in the end.

>> No.24493818

Good. Very good. I used to have similar issues. Practice makes perfect, Anon. On that note, I still get squeamish over close physical contact beyond a handshake.

I imagine my waifu somewhat forcefully doing the same sort of thing to help me get over it.

>> No.24493908

That’s a lot of socks for a species that doesn’t wear shoes.

>> No.24493921

Dogs like tearing up socks.

>> No.24493944

You don't need to wear shoes to wear socks, socks are quite cute on their own.

>> No.24493980

Tactics would probably vary from monster to monster, with gentler species like foxes taking their time and easing you into it, while the less subtle species like it Minotaurs will probably go full force and try to win you over by “overpowering” the problem.

Interestingly for protectionfags, I reckon that Hellhounds would probably act more like the gentle species in this case due to their perception of men as delicate.

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That's why you make foxes your property.
That's a dog acktualey.

>> No.24494071

This fox needs a real gag, not a tiny little weenie bitch gag like that one.

>> No.24494082

Either way works for me. I have a tendency to stop squirming after 5-10 seconds if the situation has not changed in any way. If a Mino just goes ahead a tightly hugs me for a bit, I'll eventually just relax after deciding it isn't so bad.

Actually, I think I may prefer it that way. Those sneaky foxes will start tripping my danger alarms if I feel like they are being TOO careful.

>> No.24494135

What are we talking about here? Something practical, something well-designed, or Jam-Orbital tier?

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>no tails

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I like foxes that aren't suffocating.

>> No.24494237

us your wife the kind of wife that call hot dogs "bunned wee wees"?

>> No.24494243

I prefer mine with tits that have the potential to be.

>> No.24494250

Also known as why I just can’t like houtengeki‘s girls.

>> No.24494274

If she heard someone use that language she’d probably teleother them without a moment’s hesitation.

>> No.24494356

It also depends on the person in question. Some people can be talked into leaving their comfort zone, others need to be dragged kicking and screaming out of it. I need a more forceful approach to make me overcome my weakness, while others would only resist more upon being forced.
I guess it's one of the reasons why MGs ability to sense perfect match is so important, unlike humans, they have strongly defined characteristics that vary from species to species, so a mismatch could end in a disaster.

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>half as good
5.5x multiplier

>> No.24494473

Sadly they’re lacking in the one place that actually matters for this.

>> No.24494496

I like foxes who can't easily escape their gags and start yapping.

>> No.24494560

>Do you like being forced to look a girl in the eye?"
No. It's very uncomfortable.

>> No.24494586


I also think it's very uncomfortable, but I enjoy it.

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>I need a more forceful approach to make me overcome my weakness
It'd take a forceful girl to bring me out of my shell, but I'd prefer if she was nice about it. Gentle femdom is perfect.

>> No.24494818

Gentle femdom is the best anon, good taste! Slow, affectionate sex where she takes the lead make my dick diamonds. Its too bad glorious Nippon seems to disagree, because finding femdom that isn't turbo sadism or immediately turns maledom is like finding gold dust.

>> No.24494831

This is top tier stuff. Having a high elf noble lady sit on your face while she is chatting and drinking with her girl friends is also great

>> No.24494874

>isn't turbo sadism or immediately turns maledom is like finding gold dust.
Tell me about it. It's either ballbusting cruelty or the roles are immediately swapped. I feel cheated.

>> No.24494954

Is your wife good at battle-fucking you?

>> No.24494960

>Face sitting.
You know, as good as that is I'd rather something more involved for this particular scene. Imagine, instead of a seat you're her lounge. There for her to lay across, maybe you can figure out some contortionist shit to still get a face full of elf puss, but the key element here is her laying on you casually, edging and jerking, and occasionally gracing you with her lips, before she takes advantage of a short lull in conversation, or some one else speaking for a quick deepthroat creampie, before she goes on to offer her opinion, while wiping the cum off her lips and chin with an elegant finger and licking it clean.

>> No.24494973

>finding femdom that isn't turbo sadism
Yes, it doesn't help I'm also into muscular women.
>or immediately turns maledom
>the roles are immediately swapped
Role swap has its appeal, but not like this.

>> No.24494996

Not at all out fuck-or-die kind of stuff, but we would occasionally have some nice passionate oiled-up wrestle sex.

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I like foxes who won't say "no" because they are trying very hard to say "YES!" through the gag.

>> No.24495039

You could also just be eating her out while she gently squeezes your head with her divine high elf thighs. Of course you can't neglect her friends though.

>> No.24495044

Assertive, but gentle?

>> No.24495067

Remember to sell your soul to a demon, they'll take good care of it.

>> No.24495073

One way of putting it, yeah.

>> No.24495096

Can I loan it instead?

>> No.24495098

Yeah but I dunno how you hold a conversation lying on your belly, which she's have to be doing. Unless you're positioned such that when they're all gathered and seated/relaxing, she's actually facing them, and just chatting around the cock infront of her face like it isn't there. Or blatanly deepthroating as politely as an elf can while her friends are talking.

That's kinda hot actually.

>> No.24495110

What if my soul gets B O G G E D?

>> No.24495152

I bet she will ride you silly at home when the party is over. Being a slave/servant in high elf land can be busy, but it is generally paradise

>> No.24495160

>Pic up the phone
>He sold?
>Pump it.
>Is getting fucked nonstop as his dick is getting "pumped"

Yes, but be careful to read the contract since they have a lot of clauses that might end up with them keeping it.

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It's ALL she does
On the bright side I'm far more lean

>> No.24495255

>”Look me in the eye”
>Anon’s gaze keeps darting around as each eye
>”Just pick one and stick with it”

>> No.24495281

Aye. That would be great. Although there's another pleasure entirely in just being the palace adornment for a bunch of friends. A High Elven council perhaps, that meet to blow off steam as they discuss the politics of the land, and how frustrated they're growing with the lesser citizens getting men before them purely by dint of how they lay at the centre of it all.

It's as you're being passed around them and fucked senseless, having absolutely no clue what they're talking about - even though you're beginning to recognise some of their words - that all head turn to you. The first time in you've no clue how long they've actually directly acknowledged you.

And alas, to cope with the changing world, all the council unanimously elect you king, and they your queen consorts. And your life is changed from then on, as you become involved in elven houses, learn to protect yourself, are tutored in stateship and politics and gradually learn the reigns to your newfound kingdom while struggling to find acceptance as an outside, and fight against the preconception that you're little more than a pupp-

Ha, no. Nothing changes, except you wear a crown while they magically bind you to a pillar and milk you into fancy cups. Though you do earn some free time and a little exploration of the palace, that's neat. One of the more lore oriented members even permits you into her library. Of course, you're just a dick throne, but she does teach you the language and read her people's history to you. It helps her voice is like a hot afternoon's breeze through sunwarmed nectar.

>> No.24495318

She'd love for us to go at it in that way, but right now she just has me work out to try and build some muscles. Currently, I'd snap like a twig if she got even a little bit serious, and she isn't even from one of the major physical races.

That said, she can easily pacify me she's not in the mood for maledom, and can tell I'm really not putting my heart into it. So that's about the closest thing we do right now.

She's still working on my normal battle abilities, too.

>> No.24495325

If I already have a mg wife but walk around with a shirt saying “I want a hellhound too” what happens

>> No.24495376

That's how I imagine my hellhound wife helping me overcome my fears

>hey, you're not afraid of your own wife, right?
>if you are not afraid of ME, then what can you be afraid of?

200 IQ doggo

>> No.24495395

>>hey, you're not afraid of your own wife, right?
>I am
Now what?

>> No.24495407

Insatiable ancient high elf queens

>> No.24495425

You get two wives?

>> No.24495432


>> No.24495486

I don't like responsibility anyway.

>> No.24495532

It's shit like this that makes me want to head down to the Elf Kingdom with my waifu, steal all their shit, and wreck the place.

>> No.24495533
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I will become like Pelinal Whitestrake, except minus the "s" in "slaying".

>> No.24495547

They would use their magicks to turn your waifu into one of them. Stay far away from the elves.

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Elves are just human thots with pointy ears. Their casting ability is all the more reason to shut them the fuck up.

>> No.24495595

They've been without babby far too long. Imagine all the princesses running around. I initially listed 9-27, but that's because I was imagining an upper limit of triplets and for some reason my brain leapt to 9 as a perfectly suitable number for council configuration. I've no idea why.
You risk deeply angering a man who's been the collective mana sink of some of the most powerful women the high elven race has to offer. Prolly not the brightest move, even if you do magically crash through an entire kingdom before reaching them.

>> No.24495612

I want to beg a dominant and lewd monster girl to ruin me and just have her cuddle me and tell me that she loves me instead.

>> No.24495641

While you two were busy making idle threats, we snuck in through the backdoor and escaped with a shit-ton of cultural and historical relics to pawn off to the Dark Elves.

>> No.24495653

God, I love breed-hungry elves and other creatures of course.

>> No.24495667

I mean, what's your wife? What's the feasibility of avoiding every single sentry, animate and inanimate, mundane and magical, and bypassing all the centuries old enforced and reinforced sorceries and wards cast? Like she better be a lilim and not just any lilim, a lilim that is specifically geared towards stealing shit. Some grey fox styled bullshit. Maybe then I'll buy your story.

>> No.24495682

It belongs in a museum.

>> No.24495693

Dark elves are worse. You should steal from them too.

>> No.24495722

I want an elf and a dwarf to fight over my cock, both naked and covered in oil

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>> No.24495739

Their money is as good as anyone else's, and they are significantly less haughty than regular elves. Doesn't really suit my tastes.

>> No.24495763

I prefer my waifus fleshy or semi-ethereal. Something about mechanical parts makes them unsettling.

>> No.24495773

>Elves are so perfect that only a master thief Lilem could steal from them! It's the only explanation!

>> No.24495776

can she force sex protocol on master?

>> No.24495777

>Less haughty

>> No.24495799

Did you speed read or something?

>> No.24495830

>Dark Mage
>Suddenly in my house
Hmm. My imagination is taking this in an unexpectedly darker direction

>Have fuckweird apocalypse nightmare
>yes, ANOTHER one
>go downstairs
>See parents sitting on the couch
>Not moving, not responding
>Freak out a bit
>Go to get phone from charging table, call emergency services
>See improbably beautiful woman with glowing eyes blocking the way
>Get knocked the fuck out by magick or something

>Wake up again
>goddamn recursive nightmares
>wait this isn't my bed
>these aren't my hand and ankle cuffs, either
>"But 'this' IS your new girlfriend, love....."
>Try to scream
>Can't because getting smothered by bounteous titflesh
>tfw know you're about to be mindbroken
>and can't do anything about it

fuck you captcha that whole thing was bycicles

>> No.24495902

My waifu's most potent training of this sort
>Kabedon's me against the wall
>Forces me to make eye contact
>Places one hand on my chest
>Engages in idle conversation.
>Listens for my heartbeat to calm down
The real issue is sometimes if I fail spectacularly and my heatrate soars high enough, she'll just move straight into a punishment game of teasing me.

And sometimes, she'll just lie down with me and we cuddle till I finally manage to calm down. She's fickle like that. I can usually win or lose on purpose by visualizing either the cuddles or the teasing, respectively.

>> No.24495947

that post is doing things to me
I didn't know I had a type, but apparently that's it

>> No.24495954

Automaton That look like mobile suits?

>> No.24495959

I often image that situation but with a manticore purposefully swishing her tail to keep distracting my eyes away.

>> No.24495960

All men are weak against direct and aggressive eye contact.

>> No.24495964

are witches good at squirting?

>> No.24495967

Which monstergirls look the best in leather or latex? No Kobolds or Nightgaunts allowed, that's too easy.

>> No.24495978

You mean you haven't watched a Sabbath Witch squirting contest?

>> No.24495984
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>"What's wrong Anon? Cat got your tongue?"
>"Kitty's gonna get something else real soon..."

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>> No.24496019

Kikis in rubber maid uniforms!

>> No.24496050

My waifu sometimes says I look great in latex.
This is an extremely good way to cause a charisma break when I'm wearing latex.

>> No.24496077

Everybody looks good in latex anon.

Even guys.

>> No.24496090

w-wait a minute, she has two tails....

>> No.24496102

i'd take those bandaids off and suck on them skeeter bites

>> No.24496127

Look, sometimes I gotta get in the zone, and her commenting how nicely it squeezes up against my buns just isn't helping!

It's hard enough that the sweat already kindles memories of previous kink-play sessions. How am I gonna shimmy up a pipe and into the air vent if I've got a frickin boner?

>> No.24496148

That seems like a you problem there anon.

>> No.24496261

I want a harem that pushes me to have sex with them until they rape me lovingly

>> No.24496270

I want your harem to push me to have sex with them too.

>> No.24496284

Such fowardardness would leave me fighting tremendous urges to doing impertinent things and taking all sorts of liberties with my 'assailant'

>> No.24496297

>yamata no orochi is basically zipangu jabberwock
>hydra is basically mainland jabberwock
how do we make orochi and hydra unique compared to jabberwock?

>> No.24496324

Like what, little Anon? Something tells me she would be very interested in knowing exactly what you are thinking of trying to do to her.

>> No.24496364

yeah but even if you go deep there'll still be breasts on all other sides with paizuri, with naizuri you don't get that

>> No.24496412

Have one of them be a lamia-like dragon similar to ryu/wurm

>> No.24496429
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Dark Priest.

>> No.24496488

Never let it be said Rindou doesn't know what he likes

>> No.24496491

>Spending the lockdown with family when weird shit goes down.
>I hear screams from my parent's room.
>Its trying to goop around my mother
>I pull her off only to find cloths and flesh partially dissolved, she doesn't look well.
>Dark Slime looks at me, ecstatically...
>I shove my mom out of the room and yell at her to run.
>Dad grabs her and pulls her away
>Try putting a few handgun rounds into the slime, but they go right though.
>She covers me and I am terrified. I cry out one last time before my head is covered in slime.
>Dad tries to pull me out, but he can't break through, the slime forms a tentacle and slaps him away, I'm the one it wants.

>> No.24496553

>first encounter with a monster girl is a violent home invasion
This is how you create Order members.

>> No.24496619

The key to a good naizuri, just like a good paizuir, is pressure. Unlike paizuri, where it's the pressure between the two boobs, in naizuri it's the pressure between her chest and your stomach.

Advanced techniques, which most naizuri practitioners will likely be aware of anyway, involve wrapping the hands tightly around the man's back to further pull him in. Of course, this isn't possible with paizuri, as the woman must at all times use her hands to maintain the pressure between her fat cowtits.

And this is just the start of the unique sensations of naizuri.

>> No.24496695

perfect for Corrupting into a DarkPriest or Pslime

>> No.24496845

"This is Snake. I've infiltrated the compound."
>"Doesn't it make you feel all nice and cozy? Like a tight and loving hug all over your body?"

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>> No.24496896

Maybe my waifu would help me overcome about 15 different levels of psychological hold-ups regarding guns and other weapons.

It seems like a wonderful hobby that I just want to completely decouple from all that nasty, deplorable business.

>> No.24496918

I actually like that outfit way more than the profile Dark Priests. Its lewder by a long shot.

>> No.24496928

Girls have 6 mouths!

>> No.24496939

Yeah, Dark Mages are pretty fucking great. I always see them more as gentle affectionate femdom than pure magic mindrape though.

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Remember to practice proper facemask safety!

>> No.24496995

Spoopy monsters should be kind.

>> No.24496996

>Dark Mages
>gentle affectionate femdom
You know, bose is finally working on that next doujin of his.

>> No.24497020
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Why don’t you trust foxes anon? Don’t you know that foxes score at least kiki level of trustworthiness and beyond?

>> No.24497057

I do, but I just like the ones with sharp teeth that go 'Gakakaka~'

>> No.24497063

Did you know over 90% of insurance frauds are committed by foxes despite being only 5% of the population?

>> No.24497069
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Foxes are mean!

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I always trust foxes

>> No.24497177

I don't trust Kikis either. A maid is a profession, meaning it is done for money. No maid should be working for free.

>> No.24497193

For some it's a calling. Iroha won't accept any money.

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Always trust Foxes. Visit their shrines. Make lots of donations.

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>> No.24497235

I'm poor.

>> No.24497245

That is how I usually think of them as well, but inspiration struck.

>> No.24497246

well, you got a virginity, right?

>> No.24497276
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Just drink the tea. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.24497287

Well duh.

>> No.24497312

You possess something of value, then.

>> No.24497331

Just one though.

>> No.24497332

She's selling her services for your body.

>> No.24497342

>she does it for free

>> No.24497419

Big tittied kiki maids are for making into pregnant huge titty maids.

>> No.24497483

but i don't drink tea, how did she not know this?

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>> No.24497496

I always wonder, would the kids be just your standard daughters or maids?

>> No.24497520

Maids in training.
Doesn't mean they can't be a part of the track or swim team though.

>> No.24497580 [DELETED] 

>I'm the unlucky fucker who's house got completely swallowed up by the portal

>> No.24497588

Oh god no....

>> No.24497590

>Point zero
>Anons home
>Anon is missing and presumed MIA (Married in action)

>> No.24497603

This is the last time you made a fool out of me, anon.

>> No.24497605

>I'm the unlucky fucker whose house got completely swallowed up by the portal
>First mamono encountered is a dark slime

>> No.24497624

Come to think of it, doesn't bubble slimes get you addicted to their slime?
Would be weird waking up to a slime force feeding you her slime. But at least she'll take responsibility.

>> No.24497636
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I wanted to change some shit okay?

>> No.24497654

>monster summons her anon, house and all in the middle of a field out in nowhereland.

>> No.24497667

>Cursed Sword
Surely this is a test by my waifu. No one else would be so sadistic sending something like that after me.

>> No.24497699

Why are they looking at me like that?

>> No.24497725

>cursed sword
they look crazy evil as fuck, idk bout this bros

>> No.24497776
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>Cheer up, anon

>> No.24497801

Friendly and social MGs are an introverted guy's worst nightmare.

>> No.24497806

Anon, why don't you get into JAV videos with Zipangunese cuties?

>> No.24497810

>Possessions also get carried over
>Said possessions include shotguns
Time for the Order to complain about the same shit as the Germans in WW1

>> No.24497812

>enjoy giving her a full baseball team of kids
You better believe I’ll enjoy it. I’ll teach them all the nuances of the game and hopefully make them love the game as much as their coach does!

>> No.24497816

i find rapey ones to be the fix to this

>> No.24497833

“Miss I like kakuen so I should be going to find one now”

>> No.24497864

lots of naps

>> No.24497895

I'm gonna get raped in less than a minute aren't I

>> No.24497907

she's not shitposting, just sad that she doesn't have kids to show off with at the askblog, only some cousins

>> No.24497911

I'd wouldn't mind recording lewd videos with my (half) Zipangunese wife.

>> No.24497922

sudden ocelomeh ass on face would be great

>> No.24497924

I meant just give her a lot of kids but now that I think about it you could honestly make sports teams with a monster

>> No.24497936

Things haven't been the same since that one with that giddy one with the engrish ended up leaving the industry.

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>> No.24497965

>Dark Elf
I guess I'll have to get used do to life of servitude and rape.

>> No.24497972

If there is a dark elf where is the light elf

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That's just a normal elf. I just realized almost all my elf pictures a dark elves.

>> No.24498052

i bet unwed rape type monsters couldn't get into any sports events because they might run down a player and ruin the game

>> No.24498103

Rape first, lots of kisses and affection afterwards.

>> No.24498114


>> No.24498133

What is the other one supposed to suck on?

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>> No.24498147

Is it wrong that I want to fist Greilia just to see if she’s secretly a painslut?

>> No.24498155

do good boyim know to love tanuki

>> No.24498164

Kinda unfair since she never needs to breathe.

>> No.24498166
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Are there any good gremlin stories?

>> No.24498177

your testes or for you to eat out

>> No.24498180

>Ushi Oni
Well my fellow monstergirl enthusiasts, I must say it was a pleasure knowing you all.

>> No.24498191

Zug zug!

>> No.24498193
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Starts off great until I cum, then she has a fetish for post-orgasm torture. Loved tying me down and forcing me to struggle.

>> No.24498201

not leaving the penis alone in refractory period is mean

>> No.24498207

Nah but I wrote a bad one.

>> No.24498208

>tfw caught the waifu talking to my pet dog
>like she was having a literal conversation with my dog and speaking back to him in barks and growls

>> No.24498215
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>It seems you need more cheering up

>> No.24498223

I have very lewd thoughts about sister Margaret all the time. Like you don’t understand the amount of things I want to do to that plump body of hers!

>> No.24498228

i don't think i'd have a pet with my waifu due to the change of scenery unless we pickup an otter or something.

>> No.24498246

but im already cheer

>> No.24498254

Ah...mine does that too sometimes just to watch me squirm.

Not a lot of D.Elfs around these parts, Anon. Just regular lighties. A real shame.

>> No.24498257

why am I at this wedding?

>> No.24498261

The bigger the bust, the more cheerful I feel.

>> No.24498272

that is because the mge dark elf taints the pool and turns people off of them

>> No.24498273

Big Fat Cat Tats.

>> No.24498285

>>"Hey Anon, my eyes are up here."
I’ve made my choice. I’m staring into that awesome cleavage.

>> No.24498293

A sacrifice must be made to the bridesmaids

>> No.24498322

I wanna throw her off balance by suddenly kissing her as she 'corners' me.

>> No.24498325

Which monster has high INT but low WIS?
Which one has low INT but high WIS?

>> No.24498341

fat cat butts

>> No.24498344

>the shortstack Jinko delinquent in your school has been giving you trouble recently
>coming into your classes and sitting in the back and just staring at you
>bringing you extra food and drinks she pilfered from the snack machines and just leaving after that
>then one day a week before the schools Sadie Hawkins Dance she corners you leaving school in the hallway
>she then sets a small step ladder up next to and climbs up it just so that she’s taller than you
>she then slams her hand next to your head and tells you that she’s taking you to the dance next week and that you better be there or else
>she then calmly steps down the ladder and puts it aside and then runs off holding her head in her hands

>> No.24498345

Honestly just headcanon the whole family incest part out and I am perfectly fine with them.

>> No.24498355

>Which monster has high INT but low WIS?
>Which one has low INT but high WIS?

>> No.24498359

>Which monster has high INT but low WIS?
Lich, Dark Mage and Demon lolis

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That too.

>> No.24498361

I like when cat girls leave me food. It's reminiscent of leaving dead mice at my doorstep because I'm such a useless hunter.

>> No.24498362

Crow Tengu/Lich/Haku

>> No.24498364

i wasn't even referring to the incest

>> No.24498367

Fat is how I like my cat.
Plenty of padding on the rear.

>> No.24498371

What are the best monsters to be haughty Ojous?

>> No.24498376

>laptop LVM encryption suddenly bricked
>also backup drive because fuck you
I need a techno-lich to revive my shit

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>> No.24498398

>Which one has low INT but high WIS?
Yetis are really wise

>> No.24498405

Vamp, especially if they can be charisma broken.

>> No.24498416

If that bitch ate my pizza I’ll get the cattle prod on her fat jiggly ass!

>> No.24498421

>Her reflexes are too good and she grabs you by the chin when you make your move
Well now what?

>> No.24498427

Monoeyes. With MASSIVE HEAD DRILLS!!!!

>> No.24498449


>> No.24498450

The best way to charisma break one is to say you're not worthy of her and should get out of her sight.
If they don't have drills they are not true Ojou.

>> No.24498458


>> No.24498470

>HUBBY! What’s your name? How did I get here? What does it matter? YOU’RE HERE! I’VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU.

>> No.24498474

Jinkos are the cutest feline girl.

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>> No.24498501

itty bitty kitty titties

>> No.24498527

what about ocelomehs

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>> No.24498550

my favorite cat

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>> No.24498580

Nah. That just makes we want to overthrow them more.

>> No.24498609

Sorry, but I believe in a different god. I won't worship her.

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>> No.24498638

maybey this was a mistake.

>> No.24498660

What do you guys think of redcaps?

>> No.24498663

No dabbing allowed.

>> No.24498676

Wholesome domestic violence

>> No.24498686

i like em

>> No.24498690

Monsters more like lewdsters

>> No.24498693

I'll admire her as a singular aspect of the Almighty conveyed through the material world, but not worship her as a god herself.

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>> No.24498775

What monster does your waifu look up to and is her mentor ?

>> No.24498798

>come home one day and there's a Nurarihyon hanging out on the couch
>then she meets a Bicorn a couple weeks later
>things just get out of hand from that point

>> No.24498821

>Mommy lilim wife

>> No.24498847

i am curious as to what kind of a song a siren makes just for her husband

>> No.24498862

I wish someone would translate these.

>> No.24498878

Her own species of course. Tengu are fast, strong, intelligent, noble, caring, cute, beautiful, sexy, diligent, great at sex, and very modest.

>> No.24498879

>High school Pharaoh
>she orders Anon to get her favorite limited edition pudding
>she'll also commands him to be her footstool if he fails in his task

>> No.24498890

My wight waifu and my children would meet their granny lich every year even though she looks way younger that my waifu she still treats her like a kid. Truly she would be a wonderful mother-in-law

>> No.24498893

the village elders

>> No.24498910

I wonder what a wurm taught be a sandworm would be like

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>> No.24498941

>what to do when you see a guy you like?
>just eat him!

>> No.24498950

More well adjusted than the Ignis raised by an Ice Queen

>> No.24499003

Clearly Anubis would look up to her pharaoh

>> No.24499012
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>"So how'd you get your wife?"

>> No.24499061

this, but also her mother

>> No.24499070

Make sure you only get official automaton upgrades you never know what a gremlin might sneak into off the market parts

>> No.24499085

>When your automaton initiates rapemode.exe

>> No.24499105

I've gone up to the mountains to hunt for big dragons
I fought many but there was one that persisted better than every other
Her endeavors have forced me to spoil all my resources to the point where I have nothing
She overpowered me with her combat and stripped my armor clean and then the rest of my attire
I was naked and she dragged me into a really secluded cave deep in the mountains
She carelessly layed me on to a flat surface and slammed her own body on top of me
She then proceeded to rape me and the sound of my howls and cries for help have caught the attention of other dragons
Now, i'm being bred with by ferocious, selfish, and hungry beasts of all kinds and thus I submitted
I decided to spend the rest of my life as a dragon's plaything, stress-reliever, and more impotently, their most valuable treasure
It was difficult breeding because many were fighting for my sex and others where too vicious and feral
But in the end, I remain violently mated with and happy because I accept the demon lord's creations as my new mistresses of darkness

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It also makes her hunt you down no matter how far you ran

>> No.24499162

Those arms look short so now im thinking of a t-rex girl with tiny arms

>> No.24499182

Bit of a weird question but I've been thinking about it myself. For those of you who imagine yourself with your wife in the MGE world, is your self insert similar to what you look like now or is it more of a different ideal you?

>> No.24499266

how often do you eat your wife's pussy?

>> No.24499278

Pretty much just me with a somewhat improved body from the new lifestyle

>> No.24499286

Just me as myself.

>> No.24499288

Aside from some minor changes to my physical health and appearance, I'd pretty much be the same. The idea is to grow and change with my waifu once I meet her.

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Blade juggler Succ

>> No.24499297

Pretty frequently since I'm around the area licking her tail

>> No.24499307

those are some lewd blades

>> No.24499327

I want to be treated like a sexbot by a dominant Automaton.

>> No.24499355

It feels weird knowing that I'm becoming less inclined for the exotic MGs and more towards simple stuff like vampires.

>> No.24499358

how's that work?

>> No.24499367

So what does she put on the skin suit and you paint your skin silver?

>> No.24499385

simple is good there's a monstergirl for everyone to love

>> No.24499463

How do you know if a monster is an innocent loli wanting non-sexual headpats or an old hag using magic to turn herself into a fake loli that wants lewdpats

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>> No.24499489

Popular human folklore says that foxes are not to be trusted. They tend to be whores.

>> No.24499504

You strictly follow your "programming" and she decides what "mode" you switch to. Technically it only matters that she gets off, but she considers cumming one of your "features" that she really enjoys. She also dresses you up in cute/lewd clothes.

>> No.24499612

Just me but less ugly

>> No.24499674

Just close your eyes and it won't matter how much she trys to force you to maintain eye contact.

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Same, but with magic powers.

>> No.24499716

It's a mood because I'm generally an abominationfag through and through but I do have a soft spot for stuff like Medusa, vampires, and the blood of virgins.

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>> No.24499800

For me

>> No.24499811

Are you allowed to offer yourself as a donation?

>> No.24499818
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It hurts

>> No.24499964

Home often do monster mothers teach their daughters do so something slightly lewd with their childhood friend so that way when they are older she can embarrass her for it like a snake telling her daughteru to coil the tip of her tail around the hand of the boy she plays with

>> No.24500250

>vampire pranks her dhampir daughter by telling her neck biting is less lewd that a kiss

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My wife doesn't do it to embarrass, she does it to teach our daughter the correct way to train her husband to be.

>> No.24500280

How do you teach your daughter about sex?

>> No.24500288

I don't, her mother is the one that would handle that.

>> No.24500305

>ywn inseminate a tsun tied-up doggirl

>> No.24500336

I ask my Harpy friend and my Honey Bee friend to come over and explain the birds and the bees

>> No.24500431

why do bare hips do such things to me, how can the mere absence of a strap be so stimulating

>> No.24500592

That Automaton is pretty smart

>> No.24500604

Isn't that my wife's job?

>> No.24500620

How would your momster teach you about sex?

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angels worry me

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>> No.24500681

About time someone punished those cheeky monkeys.

>> No.24500707

I prefer to just give monkeys spankings.

>> No.24500717

Find some comfy soft porn for us to watch together and gently finger her in my lap while it plays.

>> No.24500718

monsters like kakuens need discipline and end their perverted ways once and for all.

>> No.24500744

They need a strict sensei to teach them kung-fu!

>> No.24500770

She's gonna have some great thighs after that.

>> No.24500773

kung-fu monkeys sound nice
KC should write about martial arts in the next world guide when Mist Continent stars becoming the craze in the 3rd volume

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>Yetis are really wise
Yetis may not have the highest INT but they're wise in the art of Hug Fu

>> No.24500823

why do they worry you they are good girls

>> No.24500836

Don't need int when you have high wis.

>> No.24500852

What does that expression convey?

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I just want to cuddle with my wife

>> No.24500898

That would honestly suck if she was like that outside the bedroom as well.
>try to go out the front door for a walk only to end up entering the house again via magic shenanigans
>"you forgot your jacket, honey!"
>have to remind her its the middle of august

>pouring yourself a glass of milk for muh vitamins and minerals
>as you go to take a sip, she slaps the glass out of your hands
>she then proceeds to take her shirt off while staring daggers at you
>have to remind her she's a literal demon princess, not a holstaur

>reading your favorite book
>go to turn the page when you accidentally get a paper cut
>no big deal, not even bleeding
>thinking you're about to get some finger succ action only for her to basically put a cast on your entire hand
>have to remind her that not only is that overkill, but she also has magic

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>> No.24500907

Divine intentions are beyond my ken.

>> No.24500950

Please just read these books

>> No.24501006

She is feeling the aftershocks of a really good hug

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>> No.24501066

>hfw no one to hug

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>> No.24501223

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder if science has gone too far by making the Lava Golem/holst hybrid in an attempt to make pre-warmed milk.

>> No.24501275

I-isn't milk right out the teat already warm?

>> No.24501278

just make her brown and you have hot coco

>> No.24501301

It is but it could be warmer.
That's only lukewarm.

The problem is how you get magma to be brown.

>> No.24501311

Why the fuck would you want warm milk

>> No.24501333

to drink before falling asleep

>> No.24501369


>> No.24501386

>magma-holst captures you
>forces a teat into your moth
>expect a flow of warm, cinnamon flavored milk
>get a mouthful of lava

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