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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk (embed)
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc (embed)
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>> No.24645537

got caught in the paste

>> No.24645556

Undeads can not only violate your body, but they can also violate your soul.

>> No.24645562
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Imagine watching each of the segments of a Manticore's tail slowly bulge up in sequence as your cum travels up from the mouth opening into her body to be absorbed, making a lewd squelch noise as it lands inside her. You fed the beast, she took your energy, and it's inside her. She rewards your hard work with a kiss, and starts gathering foods to feed you with, to keep her cute little livestock running strong to give her more delicious energy to drain.

>> No.24645610

>She rewards your hard work with a kiss, and starts gathering foods to feed you with
What a bitch, stopping right after foreplay. She could at least let me cum inside her properly once

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Finally finished the Bunyip story, new content starts at fuck if I know line.

>> No.24645627

>"You're a big girl! That means you have a big heart! LOVE AND CUDDLE! LOVE AND CUDDLE!"

>> No.24645629

>making a lewd squelch noise as it lands inside her.
Well that would just make me want to go for another round. Though she probably already milked me dry.
I just want a gentle but very lewd manticore.

>> No.24645682

I wonder how common public sex would be in MGC?
Would you just have to accept that when you go down the the store to buy something you have to walk past like 4 couples having sex in broad daylight?

>> No.24645689

waterfall cave lair sex

>> No.24645779

What would MGE version of Memri TV be like?

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Fuck yeah, one that big spoons and nibbles on my earlobes while teasing my nipples and letting her tail pump out the goods would be great, especially if she says obscene things during it like "do you really like being eaten, sweetie?" or "give it all to me, that is, before I force it out if you" or "what's more toxic, the venom or these sweet nothings I'm lacing you with?" Maybe an evil laugh or two

>> No.24645814

Probably not THAT common. Public sex lacks intimacy, it would be limited to exhibitionists and occasional couples that got suddenly horny and couldn't wait

>> No.24645837

New part up, now with more dark priest


>> No.24645878

Unless you're in Wonderland.

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>> No.24645962
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>"She is even worse than a Tanuki. She is - may Pharaoh forgive me for uttering this word - an Apophis"

>> No.24646016

I want to make out with a manticore's tail.

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This, but with an anubis' mouth instead.

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How easy/hard would it be to get Shirokuto to fall in love with you? Because I really want to do something to that smug goat.

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Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated. Negative... Memories included. Update is live. Acceptance is mandatory.

>> No.24646217

Good end

>> No.24646218

What if I summon a succubus using playground chalk and cheapo scented candles would my poor material impact the succ I get

>> No.24646290

That's how you get a loli succubus in training.

>> No.24646296

Dear god, she's perfect!

>> No.24646306

a loli would easily need more exotic summoning materials due to high quality loli succs are

>> No.24646464

At this rate I'd just go all in and summon a succ with pizza, PS2 controllers and cola

>> No.24646505

>gets a lazy NEETcubus who crashes on your couch and refuses to leave

>> No.24646592

Is this how you get a happy go lucky big-tits but stupid succubus?
She's just trying her best!

>> No.24646637
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I'd like that. A succubus who loves vidya almost as much as fucking would probably ruin me.
>All night gaming sessions with breaks in between for fucking like bunnies
>Just casually sitting around watching bad movies and generally chilling together
>Knows her way around the average deathmatch map almost as well as your body
>Basically a really hot bro you can fuck
I see no downsides. Imagine having one as a room mate, it would be amazing.

>> No.24646652

>also refuses to actually preperly seduce you because it's too much effort

>> No.24646676

drawback: every other day is "self-service" day because she's too lazy to extract your mana herself

>> No.24646707

While reciprocation is great, there's a kind of implied reciprocity when she makes a snack for herself in nothing but an oversized shirt and she lets you just step up behind her and stick it in, fuck her into the fridge as you reach up to the top shelf for a snack.

Or when she lets you, so long as you don't break her LoS, just take her head and push her down onto your dick to blow off steam.

>> No.24646790

I wanna watch a video essay by a succubus.
I don't care about what, I just want to watch it.

>> No.24646874

Even if it's a political and Partisan/Bi-Partisan video essay?

>> No.24646892

>"I shall have you beaten with thirty chariots for such insolence!"
>t. A pharaoh to an Apophis

>> No.24646909

"By P'Trah! If this is what you call journalism. I'm going to mummify myself right here right now."

>> No.24647038
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>"The kitsune are behind each and every catastrophe on the face of the Earth."

>> No.24647047

Glad to see some bunyip content, thanks anon

>> No.24647087

>Succubus makes monster girl extremist video that's extremely biased
You're joking, right? I would watch the hell out of that.
And even if it's a normal political video, I can see watch it, but just taking everything with a handful of salt.

>> No.24647102

does the sun shine in the undead realms

>> No.24647141

>"give it all to me, that is, before I force it out if you" or "what's more toxic, the venom or these sweet nothings I'm lacing you with?"
Manticores are far to lewd to be allowed anywhere near unmarried men. What if they hit on a man while saying stuff like this? Poor guys will be cumming in their pants in no-time. Sweet girls have no chance when competing against these types of monster girls.
Where can I find a manticore like this?

>> No.24647152

Yes, but its generally a very dull shine. Think Yarnham in Bloodborne.

>> No.24647158

How else are they gonna have dusk?
They do have day, but it's more like "Sweden in the middle of winter" sun where there's only like 2 hours of daylight per day.

>> No.24647165

I'm going to call a vampire "my sunshine"

>> No.24647176

Just a permanent red moon.

>> No.24647177

>Vampire desperately trying to conquer the sun!
>Not to take over the world or anything, she just really wants to go to the beach with her husband

>> No.24647219

>Where can I find a manticore like this?
You don't, they find you. Alternatively, keep watching MILKED.com videos without VPN and soon you'll be in the featured section

>> No.24647235

> Here, the black night-the time of the undying- never ends. Hedonistic dissipation pervades these murky lands, where vast numbers of the undead dwell with their husbands wallowing all night long in their unquenchable thirst for the life offered by sex.
Doesn't mention sun and previously in the book it mentions they're dark demon realms similar to >>24647176

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I thought that was for Holsts?

No mater, if it's what I have to do, I will pay and fill out that "tell us what you like for "personalized" content" form.

>> No.24647356

Meant to say matter, but alright.
Manticores makes mind go brrr.

>> No.24647381

How cold are dhampirs

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Homebrewing with Ogre-san!

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>> No.24647428

that sounds wonderful I want teasing bites from a dhampir that just barely don't break skin

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Just try not to get kidnapped by her mom.

>> No.24647496

Man that's the dream.

Tifa Holst would be perfect. Not sure what Aerith would be though.

>> No.24647534

Its not kidnapping if she's trying to help you plan how to propose to her daughter

>> No.24647574

Gonna shitpost in her comment section about how humanity can take care of itself just fine.

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If a hellhound serves in the marine corps, does that make a her a devil dog?

>> No.24647670

What does your waifu's mom think about you

>> No.24647786

foxes bad

>> No.24647801

Just wait until she makes a "expose" video about you and all your comments. And how easily she can debunk them.
This will escalate until the two of you have an interview and later in person debate and later porn video after she sows you how superior succ pussy is.
>"Human Extremist argument absolutely DESTROYED by succubus pussy"

>> No.24647805

she's the flower girl so she'll be an alarune

>> No.24647812

>"No wonder she found a sidefuck."

>> No.24647848

>Old, reclusive Wight that was raised by her lich daughter (my wife)
>Cares about little more than her husband and the prestige of her name. Except she does love her kids
I think she knows my name and knows that I'm not of noble birth and therefor doesn't care about me beyond "the guy who my daughter experiments on".

>> No.24647882

>"Human Extremist argument absolutely DESTROYED by succubus pussy"
Ouch, looks like maybe I should refrain from voicing my opinion that non-consensual monsterization should be banned and proactive dating is just rape

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A new adventuring or hero party is set out for adventures, quest taking and merry making.

What do you tell them or what's your advice to them?

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Is this the proper way to great Beast MGs?

>> No.24647979

make sure to use protection, it prevents damage and enemies targeting you with their nasty stun spells!

>> No.24647980

what are you supposed to do when your monster stalker is terrible at being hidden it's embarrassing seeing her horns stick out of the bush thinking she's being sneaky watching me

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Probably hates me when she found out "Her Daughter's Man" grinded and hammered (Non-sexual way) the savage out of her. Now she went from Next-In-Line as the chieftess of her shitty backwater amazonian tribe, to very dilligent company assistant, and personal secretary.
Every time we do family gatherings, either she >shits up my home by Bringing in dirt,
>ruining the house by destroying shit and being a nuiscance
>(like purposely leaving lights on or the fridge open when she throws out some of the food there for her 'Traditional Amazonian pickled snake' which wvwn used a shitty wooden cup, rather than an actual jar),
>And willingly ignoring the instructions I tell her when using an appliance, breaking them soon after, then complaining to me that "This city life is too complicated and isn't good for your soul. Things are easier back in the tribe, and my daughter should move back there as well. This 'Civilization' does her no good."
>She broke 3 microwaves and an Oven during her stays and constantly demanded to make a bonfire with my 200 year old bonzai tree as tinder...
>Meanwhile, I see her in the corner of my eye, looking away from her mom in shame while talking with her dad.
>Good thing that, whenever it's my turn to visit her tribe for ceremonies, I always bring insecticide, fans, powerbanks, phone, lighters and etc, just to name a few, and then rest easy when our sleeping bags came with a mosquito net.

>> No.24648221

So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords
I make it clear

>> No.24648391

She's ded. Probably. She might be undead. In which case she's probably just happy her daughter found some one who loves her. She's probably too busy getting railed by her husband like the mega elf milf she is.

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The funniest part was when she gave an "Ultimatum" where she refused to go back to her tribe with her husband and other daughters until my wife came along with her, me being optional, seeing as she's "Destined to be chieftess"
Mother-in-Law or not. Kicked her out, locked the door, told her to read the doormat if she ever wants to come back in again.
>Hear her bang the doors and be let in.
>"Not until you're civilized."
>Still threatens excommunication until we comply.
>Tell her to read the map and not act like a savage.
>"There will be no land for savages!" Above the roman aquila was printed there.

>> No.24648524

>Elf extra smug after rape

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>> No.24648593

long eyebrows and ears is a delightful combo

>> No.24648602

Always figured Maiev would be on the flatter side, unless her armor was ridiculuosly good at concealing her tits

>> No.24648630
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The armor is pretty big.

>> No.24648658

Damn she's actually hot

>> No.24648750

Maive is absolutely fantastic and I just want fuck her brains out.
And god damn that armor is absolutely top tier.
Ones thing blizzard has been great at with WoW it's making great monster girls. Like night elves and Draenei.

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One of the few good things that came out of HotS was Spider Warden Maiev skin (although she's seemingly not an elf in that skin)
Also Dreadlord Jaina, who is the best skin that came out of HotS

>> No.24648826

Those faces though

>> No.24648847

>Formfitting yet (mostly) practical armor
Top tier stuff right there.

>> No.24648873

>I just want fuck her brains out.
Cosnidering that it's Maiev we're talking about, it would probably be her fucking your brains out instead. Very dominantly and roughly.

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Yeah they're kinda crap.

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>tfw you will never have a feral fuck session which leaves you all completely exhausted, sweaty with a nelf and a belf rogue comrades after a adrenaline inducing field mission.
>The nelf sits on your face and commands you to eat her ass while the belf rides your rock hard cock
>after this the nelf sucks your cock while the belf rims you
>all of this happens in a tavern room in booty bay and the whole tavern can hear the three of you fuck like animals.
>The inkeeper draenei cutie is masturbating in the storage room to the sounds.

>> No.24649074

You know I've always wondered. Do you think the japanese side of things use the pastebin gallery to find stuff too or do they have their own version?

>> No.24649214

>it would probably be her fucking your brains out instead. Very dominantly and roughly.
Even better.

>> No.24649233

I occasionally want to get a WoW commission for stuff like this. But WoW get so much porn as it is, so I rarely feel the need.

>> No.24649273

I've no idea.

>> No.24649368

why would they use pastebin when they have pixiv?

>> No.24649466

That's when you seduce her!

>> No.24649505

Because not everything is in one place. There's pixiv and twitter, on both there's plenty of MGE art that isn't even tagged making it a bit more obscure and there's stuff from outside Japan too.

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If I pull on those will you die?

>> No.24649555

>10,000 years of no dick
I wish to remedy this.

>> No.24649560

I highly doubt they know about some 4chan bin

>> No.24649692

That's why I asked if they had something similar. Although you would be surprised just how widely used the pastebin is, it's far from just a 4chan thing.

>> No.24649770

Overwatch says stop kicking it.

>> No.24649902

>many men actually encounter them while they're asleep
I couldn't resist sneaking up to a sleeping Minotaur, laying down on her body and going to sleep with my face in her cleavage. It sure would surprise her once she wakes up, and I'd get hell of an awakening myself.

>> No.24650472

Does Greilia or Shirokuto give the better lap pillows?

>> No.24650479

Alright. So. Hydra. Does she have multiple heads? Is she some multi-personality representative cop-out like chimera? Or is she a lot different from her mythical counterpart? Is she perhaps a legion of ultra venomous lizardgirls that's actually a hive mind and every time you make one cum two more take her place?

>> No.24650488

But how?

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at least you can rub sunscreen on her while her plan comes to fruition.

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Pears are the best

>> No.24650884

Pregnant pears are best.

>> No.24650893

Hourglass and nothing else.

>> No.24650969

Shiro gives the better lap pillow, but Greilia is second only to Runya for the sense of calm you get by offering your own lap as a pillow.

>> No.24651030

>Is she perhaps a legion of ultra venomous lizardgirls that's actually a hive mind and every time you make one cum two more take her place?
This one seems like it might work. KC usually goes for something that both looks good (avoiding multi-head, for example) and also incorporates plenty of the myths surrounding a particular monster.

Chimera already got the split personality, being original a composite beast of several different animals. With the Hydra, the heads are basically identical.

>> No.24651054

You could either impress her with your magical knowledge (pretty hard) or if you are going for the easy way, just be a hopeless boy so she can go full-on lolibaba for you.

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What if the pears are just very young hourglasses?

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Could a Fairy "evolve" into a Titania if you wanted her to?

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>> No.24651172

OutNEET her!

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To sum up:

Undead Kingdoms: Cast in eternal night so undead can operate optimally. Otherwise the same as dark mamono realms.

Dark Mamono Realms: Day and night, but night is brighter than day thanks to the red moon and the amount of mamono mana in the air. Some areas may operate like bright green realms via spells if local monsters desire it.

Bright green realm: Regular day and night, though mamono mana in the air shines like fireflies at night.

>> No.24651231

Then you wait for them to grow, obviously.

>> No.24651253

I like it, at least. It's got weird queen slime vibes to it. And it's different enough from the cut weasels and queen slime to fit, while not being as on the nose as making her a chimera would be.

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>> No.24651302

I gotta admit that the wholesomeness of those two makes it almost hard to lewd them. Despite the fact that as monsters they both would like it in some form.

>> No.24651329

I'd like a KC hydra to be lamia or dragon form but have the extra heads be serpent heads like that of the chimaera's tail. Only instead they would sprout from her shoulders or replace one of her arms. Either would allow for a "cut one head off, two grow in its place" scenario.

The heads would spew venom that melts off clothes, leaving the target burning with arousal, and necks that can stretch out to far greater lengths than expected.

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That is... certainly one way to interpret her chest claws. I'm inclined to think they are separate structures though, like the greenworm's.

>> No.24651412

I feel like that's cheap and doesn't actually play into fuggin the hydra. It's just another reptile girl at that point with a gimmick.

I can already imagine his writing on the hive girl idea anyway.
>Each head couldn't agree on which part of the man was better and so when mamanobama happened, each head awoke finding themselves each with their own body, allowing them to lovingly pleasure their favourite part of their husband independently, while the other heads focus on other areas.

>> No.24651416

Have we finally gotten our boobipede?

>> No.24651435

So basically both of you do nothing and just wait until one of you gives up and rapes the other?

>> No.24651437

On the other hand, if her breasts were modified limbs that would mean she could move them independently...

>> No.24651476

>It's just another reptile girl at that point with a gimmick.

That's sort of what hydra are though, just big venomous serpents with super regeneration powers (and the original head being potentially immortal).

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>daughter dicking

>> No.24651499

So you wouldn't be able to get one easily or even with hard work? It's just praying for a one in a million chance then?

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Sabbath approved conduct.

>> No.24651520

That's kinda ew.

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Imagine meeting your wife on the battlefeild

>> No.24651545

>fight each other
>go on a date
>try to kill each other
A Jenius ploy there

>> No.24651559

My fetish

>> No.24651562

no she becomes stupid

>> No.24651565

I think there's a difference between a hydra and a generic reptile girl with a hydra gimmick. I think it domes down mostly to how well integrated the myth of the hydra is and whether or not it's just tacked on to the design. Chimera for instance, feels very tacked on.

And there's a lot you can do by treating the heads like separate entities. You could for instance, switch your affections from head(body) to head(body) getting them mentally tied into knots then you fug your harem into a more manageable number of bodies. Maybe rather than making them cum causing their heads to split, she splits because she gets too many thoughts in her head about what part she likes the most about you and you have to satisfy all the body splits to reduce her down to a base number of heads, where she becomes happy and deredere and dopey, until the conflict begins again.

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That would be the dream, but I don't even know if I can fight. I'd have to default to an underhanded thief or rogue like fighting style to even stand a chance against weak monsters.

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>> No.24651599

I would probably be too busy stealing the boots off of dead soldiers ngl

>> No.24651622

For the first time?

Most likely scenario is I just get caught up in something bigger than myself by accident, or from my own stubbornness.
I turn tail to run, and some time later she jumps me and subdues me in an instant.

When I come to, she calls me a coward, a weakling and a fool. But she finds my will to survive is almost amusing to her. Just enough that she'll be keeping an eye on me here on out. And of course she'll go about sampling the goods without even giving me a chance to object.

That tsun waifu of mine...

>> No.24651664

>Chimera for instance, feels very tacked on.

Aww, I thought the multiple personalities was done pretty well for the chimaera. Especially how her body actually changes how it feels depending on which personality is currently dominant (i.e. becoming softer or firmer).

>> No.24651696

Wow, it's just like my Japanese role playing games. Everything good has an impossibly low drop rate!

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>> No.24651780

Swat her away, away!

>> No.24651789

With your dick

>> No.24651794
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I'm surprised I found her what with all the scorpion constructs, chariots and Hierotitans.

Still I imagine she probably says something like "You are mine now" and takes me back to the royal chambers.

>> No.24651811

Franky sure got weird after the time skip

>> No.24651824

I wish had had a gremlin GF that could fix my PC. I need to work damn it! Or would she be the one that caused all these problems?

>> No.24651843
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Selene is great
would love to hear war stories from her

>> No.24651851

Honestly, I have no idea what the fuck the story line was at all even since the first one.
Still faped so I can't complain.

>> No.24651872

>Devainatart shitter
How many times do you need to be told to fuck off. Your shitty OC isn't welcome here.

>> No.24651898

I thought the story was about a guy with a disability who could only experience existential dread and sweat profusely in every single page?
fuck off

>> No.24651905

>about a guy with a disability who could only experience existential dread and sweat profusely in every single page
Basicallu slice of life for me

>> No.24651918
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That is how we met.
Don't tell anyone I turncoated for magic lolis

>> No.24651923

you fuck off

>> No.24651944

What do you mean by that?
Beast doesn't own a deviant art.

>> No.24651973

He's a shitposter, he doesn't mean anything. Filter and ignore.

>> No.24651980

Anyone got that green of Selene beating up a bunch of guys?

>> No.24652008
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>thief anon just barely scathing by by being lucky and somewhat sneaky
>thief anon is into HUGE chests
>I'm talking some massive booty.
>He finally finds A mimic
>It was love at first sight.

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Last thing I saw before I woke up, chained up who knows where... she didn't even ask questions.

>> No.24652105

Hey dude that was a pretty good read. Also gotta congratulate you on part one as i missed that first time around.

>> No.24652118
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>Facing against a battle-mage lich
Time to cast silence to defeat her!
And the best way to silence her is to cast dick in throat.

>> No.24652158

Please remember that bapho tummies are extra sexy and squishy. And most of them know it

>> No.24652207
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>Fighting a Titania
I really don't know how it would go. I just know I don't stand any chance at all. I don't even know if I have the balls to hit a girl.

>> No.24652254

Dark priest? Hell yeah

>> No.24652270

>Fighting the embodiment of 'good luck I'm behind 7000 skeletons'
>When she herself wears full plate and swings a giant two handed sword around.
No thanks, I'd much rather be on the other end of her thanks.

>> No.24652435

I want to bully my kiki by
Giving her an all expense paid trip to the best spa and resort in town for the weekend. Mudbaths, Saunas, massages and even special preening. All the aloe vera, cucumber water,and lotus-themed decos all around. Really top class and only for elites. She deserves the best after taking care of me for a long time.

And then buy like 5 roombas for gits and shiggles while I do nothing on the weekend but spoil myself and play vidya

>> No.24652474
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Imagine robot waifu

>> No.24652547

>Thinking she'd be remotely interested in enjoying any of that without you.

>> No.24652593

That's the bully part.

>> No.24652594

You call that bullying? I will pay my kiki a fair wage with potential 10% bonus if she's never late. All in local accepted currency of course, while politely shutting down any talk of "alternative payment" methods

>> No.24652640

>while politely shutting down any talk of "alternative payment" methods
Now that's just cruel.

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Join the army they said, there will be lims they said

>> No.24652808
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heres your demon lord, bro

>> No.24652834

...You know, I'll stick with human women.

>> No.24652869

She needs to pay her rent

>> No.24652873 [DELETED] 

doshit OC they said
Fuck off back to devainart they said
eat a dick /pol/shitter they said

>> No.24652930
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That's fine, someone has to make sons before the DL fixes the Incubus birth problem.

>> No.24652960

>Then you wait for them to grow, obviously.
And have sex every day while waiting.

>> No.24653110

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn dimension door!

>> No.24653112

Pass. Her proportions are all fucked up. I'll wait until she's a tall leggy pear late-teen at the very least.

>> No.24653130
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>Camera focuses on a stern looking Kikimora
>Somber music plays in the background
>"Every day, thousands of hardworking maids across the country earn a living wage for their efforts"
>Cut to a young kiki maid being handed a check. She looks like she's about to cry
>"These young women give it their all cleaning houses and offices, wearing easy to remove clothing and bending over just so. Yet all they get back is great pay and- d-days off"
>Her voice nearly cracks at the end, just as the view changes to a Kikimora in a frilly swimsuit lounging by a pool. Despite sitting on a deck chair, she is perfectly straight, and looks despondant at the sunny day and happy crowds.
>She curls up into a ball as a waiter stops to hand her a drink on a literal silver plate
>The scene changes again to the stern maid looking at the camera, eyes filled with determination
>"The only benefits your maid wants are a pounding in the laundry room and a womb full of your seed. Only you can prevent maid abuse"
>"Breed your maid today!"
>This ad was paid for by the Foundation for Maid Molestation

>> No.24653141

Not really. Humanity could die off right this instant and there would be enough long lived races and means to extend your lifespan that the monsters will inevitably fix the son issue.

>> No.24653241

>relating and putting up with some hypergamous thot that disdains you
What a cuck. Something's really weird with these late nu-waifufags, I swear.

>> No.24653309

>Cares about little more than her husband and the prestige of her name. Except she does love her kids
>hypergamous thot

>> No.24653343

Show me on the doll where the lilim touched you

>> No.24653366

Bros, we must abolish the raping of male prisoners in the Mist Continent from the evil jinkos of the Land of the Four Fiends.
Any ideas?

>> No.24653382


spray them with water bottles

>> No.24653390

Give the men to good Jinkos that will cuddle and gently love them.

>> No.24653410

He mistook the mother for the daughter.

>> No.24653413


>both devastated by the war
>vow to help replace the lost numbers with your new demonfu

>> No.24653422

They banned spray bottle over there and they'll confiscate them at the airport. We can't get spray bottles in the Mist Continent.

There's no such thing as a good jinko when you're in the Mist Continent

>> No.24653467

>Anon points he his hands
>Gasps can be heard from the jury stand
>Followed by a lot of murmuring

>> No.24653480

Oh god, this sounds terrible. I'm changing my plan to "have my palm under kiki maid's skirt by the end of the first day"

>> No.24653495

If anything, that's just adorable

>> No.24653502

>Fighting a Dark Angel
Oh boy.... Life never was the same after that holy war that was in that one neighborhood. Fallen God vs. Eros vs. Poseidon vs Bacchus. vs Zipangu Gods vs. Mist Continent Gods. Was one massive all out brawl/orgy/rape

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>There's no such thing as a good jinko when you're in the Mist Continent
That's just rude.

>> No.24653640

That's all fine and dandy but imagine how frustrated kiki will be when she returns. And then imagine what she will do when she sees you loafing around and eating junk food.

>> No.24653641

I already answered but I feel like answering again.

Few things would get her more excited than for the two of us to face off. Especially since its like pitting her two pet projects against each other
>1. Making me able to stand and fight on my own two feet
>2. Seeing how far she can go with messing with me, but not breaking me completely.

The only thing she would enjoy more is us fighting/working side by side.

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>> No.24653742

I wonder if I would like watching demon court cases or if I would find them incredibly infuriating.

>> No.24653926

What would be infuriating about them?

>> No.24653969

Jinkos are for making into thick wives.

>> No.24654050

>What would be infuriating about them?
Cause it would go like this but lewder

>> No.24654061

I'd get pretty mad if you go full grimderp with it.
>Anon is on trial because he beat the shit out of a pedo trying to rape his monster daughteru
>The punishment is forcing him to watch said pedo rape his daughter over and over while Sabath ideologues postulate about how good it is.

>> No.24654102

What interests me is how much more space her tummy has for reproduc-

Oh wait, what she gives birth to is bigger too.

>> No.24654121

>The punishment is forcing him to watch said pedo rape his daughter over and over while Sabath ideologues postulate about how good it is.

>[Holy music stops]

>> No.24654130
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Breeding fairies.

>> No.24654171

Objectively the best girls to settle down and start a family with.

>> No.24654249

That's WAY to fucking grimdark for MGE.

>> No.24654264

I'm now reminded of Devil's Attorney and I want a game like it but with monsters

>> No.24654329

Ez mode family for those afraid of responsibility. You can breed a fairy as much as you want, without needing a large house, lots of food and such

>> No.24654365

>Get Pixie
>Never have to worry about food for either of you ever again

>> No.24654443

You don't want to explore every inch of a thick loli and be so familiar with her body you can tell when any small developments happen?

>> No.24654470
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"Soooo how about we get to that next wish master?"

>> No.24654473

Is that anything like Ghost DA?

>> No.24654498

>Ok, we can work on bigger tits for you I guess...How big do you feel comfortable with?

>> No.24654555

Yeah that's like /tg/ levels of girmderp

>> No.24654604

It's basically a turn base puzzle game

>> No.24654626

I just wanna be happy.

>> No.24654629

I wish I knew what to wish for

>> No.24654697

I wish to nuzzle and kiss her tummy while she giggles, scratches my scalp and then calls me cute.

>> No.24654723

well, it's true. if they rape, they're not part of the "good side".

>> No.24654735

If I do that, i'll get addicted to impregnating

>> No.24654782

I want to have sex with a loli alp!

>> No.24654824
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>answer a posting looking for a new adventuring member
>end up being the sole male in an all-cat party

>> No.24654835

what is their policy on cat puns

>> No.24654858

If we're being honest, they're probably going to tease you with them just as much.
So it's fair game.

>> No.24654973

>hordes of mummies tear apart the barracades of the base
>the defending humans refuse to yield the temple
>the Kingdom invaders make a push into the stronghold
>ground begins to give to the horde as an apophis sorcerer leads the charge, empowering the army
>but then, something unexcpected happened
>a whistling noise gradually grows louder
>suddenly, a soldier from the sky smashes a shovel into the apophis, knocking her cold and disrupting the spell

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>> No.24655005

>There's no such thing as a good jinko when you're in the Mist Continent
All the jinkos in the Land of the Four Souls are good girls.

>> No.24655037

Oh man Dullahans would hate me
>Looks like you should've quit while you were ahead!
>This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so headstrong!

>> No.24655043

they're good girls because the government told them to be.

>> No.24655081

That's too many cats
I refuse

>> No.24655082
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I would dress my kiki as a princess, tie her up, then force her to watch from a birdcage as I spoil her and do all her chores instead.

>> No.24655096
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Got it for you buddy
>A bunch of hot heads interrupt the matches at the mansion, demanding to fight Selene.
>Even taunting her, saying that any of them can take her at full power.
>Lily is about to kick the them out before Selene gets up out of her seat.
>"You want me fight at full power?" Selene looks almost amused "very well."
>In an instant she warps to the middle of the arena. suddenly all of the men are squirming and even the fron rows of the arena are getting restless.
>"Just letting out my aura and some of you are down already."
>She stares down one man, who looks like he creamed his pants before collapsing
>"Weak... all so WEAK!"
>She grabs another man by the head and soon he is one is knees, his eyes glazed of over as well.
>"Come on! you were all boasting about beating me, when none of you can stand strait. I've seen farmer boys with more spine!"
>One man tries to run but every time he gets to the edge a barrier flares up or flames appear, to everyone else, a man is just running at the edges of the arena and freaking out.

>Selene carries on until few are left
>"Still standing? Good."
>Selene summons a portal and draws out a greatsword.
>The men start backing away in dread.
>Selene still has a cold expression. rare for someone that enjoys fights.
>"You wanted this and you idiots are already done, you're not even worthy of being in my arena, much less even entertaining the thought of facing me."
>A single slash takes down two of them, leaving only the leader.
>Selene walks up to the terrified man. she glances at her sword before willing it away. and addressing the audience.
>"Let this be a lesson to all of you, if you want to fight me at my full, if you want me to take you seriously...."
>She the punches the man in face. knocking him out cold.
>"...You better be ready to back up your claims, and be bring way more to the table the what you just saw."
>Selene turns and leaves the arena passing Lily
>"Let any monster that wants them have them, I just want them off the arena as soon as possible."

>> No.24655098

>do all her chores instead.
housekeeping NTR, that's new

>> No.24655110

And because their men are strong. Jinkos respect strength, and the Four Souls are a strong nation.
There needs to be more Four Souls content.

>> No.24655134
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This shut'll you up.

>> No.24655154

Any one got that green of Selene beating off a bunch of guys?

>> No.24655164

I need more of this

>> No.24655174

>W-with a temper that bad, you'll never be the head of a major corporation.
I thought using these in an action movie with decapitations and shit would be my best opportunity, but using them to bully dullahans would be way more fun.

>> No.24655242
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There should be more outfits and hairstyles for kikis.
I want a bound kiki with maxed-out DEX.

>> No.24655294
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Something practical. This isn't a fashion show.

>> No.24655305

Is he wearing a orange and white floppy hat holding a rocket launcher decorated to look like a traffic cone?

>> No.24655341

What happens if Master mistakes the reason for the Kiki stressing out and decides to hire a second maid? And treats the new maid the same way?

>> No.24655423 [SPOILER] 
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this is considered erotic porn for gremlins

>> No.24655463


>> No.24655473

But why tho

>> No.24655502

Found my wife as a zombie, so not entirely sure if her mother even knows about her being a wight now, or is even alive for that matter.

>> No.24655506

Does that make The Verge providers of guro?

>> No.24655556

Because it's cute seeing a damsel in distress.
If it's too distressing for her, I probably wouldn't do it because I'm not a sadist. Maybe I could get her to struggle by offering her a reward for escaping, like instrument lessons or something.

>> No.24655584

>In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.
I like to imagine she was an ancient monster from the previous era that is so old that she is now undead because she died before finding me and had made her especially yandere and clingy.

>> No.24655609

How does she feel about her more monstrous days, anon?

>> No.24655634

I'm not sure if she has one really.

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>> No.24655734

What a slut

>> No.24655768

She is (loli) Night Gaunt. It's less about any interactions with humans (which she doesn't enjoy being around other than me) and more about her gaining freedom from the servitude to the chaos monsters by willingly giving her everything and complete subservience to me in exchange for never leaving her alone again ever.

>> No.24655775
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Only for (You).

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>> No.24655961

Well I'M seduced

>> No.24656001
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How do I summon a cool Demon?

>> No.24656017
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I probably shouldn't have thoughts like this because it is too morbid, but I can't help but get fascinated by it.
Imagine a monster's husband getting kidnapped and tortured by the Order. Imagine how the monster would feel, sheer anguish which transforms into pure fury. For a moment the old pre-current DL part of her that lies dormant, the bloodthirsty and ferocious and unrestrained part of her is unleashed. She then goes on a rampage and carves herself a path straight to her husband, only calming once she sees him once again and giving the Order guys the scare of a lifetime.

Now imagine somehow doing that to a powerful monster like a dragon or god-forbid a lilim. Poor fools would have no idea what they unleashed.
I can't help but be aroused by such a sheer unrestrained fury and power, especially when trying to protect her husband.

Of course I wouldn't want that to actually happen, for everyone's sakes.
I guess that is what I get for being a protectionfag.

>> No.24656079

That pic has the opposite effect on me, I just want to see mari with a cloth gag and hands cuffed behind her back while being willingly "raped."

>> No.24656085

I'd settle for seeing my hellhound wife chase after a manticore that molested me.

>> No.24656120

Kinda gay ngl

>> No.24656181

Did you had a stroke?

>> No.24656195

ask /x/

>> No.24656249

But the Monster Girls who hang out on /x/ are weird and strange.

>> No.24656274

What would MG /x/ be like?

>> No.24656319
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Lots of creepy Mojyo Monsters discussing ways to summon boys and the things they'll do to them if it works.

>> No.24656347

>How do I summon a human boy?
>"Idk, just call him?"
>Where do you think we are?

>> No.24656382

Her hands shake too much to draw proper magical circles.

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>> No.24656445

She'd sperg out hard and panic if she succeeded in the summoning anyway.

>> No.24656522

She'd be so sweaty too, with a messy room I bet.

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>> No.24656654

It would probably go the same way as if any of us autismed a MG into reality. Initial moment of ecstasy, then panic
>ok my dream is real, what the fuck do I do now?

>> No.24656715

Good job anon.
Now finish the Harpy Doctor story for the love of god.

>> No.24656778

the two maids conspire and ask the master for a better work environment, with perks such as "daily dickings" or "master's personal cocksleeve duty".

>> No.24656786

Tfw my mother in law is the actual sitting Demon Lord and I think she likes me, we’ve never actually talked to one another but her dad really likes me and loves to talk baseball with me. We don’t talk football because he likes my favorite teams rivals.

>> No.24656795

My waifu...

For such an admittedly impish and sadistic girl, she truly cares for me in ways she is not only embarrassed, but even scared to admit. The last thing she wants is for something to happen to me that she can't fix or take back.
She would never forgive something like that. She wouldn't forgive the world, or me, or herself.

So naturally, it is vital that I do my best to survive, and to stay safe and healthy.

>> No.24656891

Is it still a “battlefield” if it’s just a fight in some dive bar while at a concert?

>> No.24656919

Selene needs to lighten the fuck up or no one will want her

>> No.24656952

I imagine something like this happens when someone tries to take a Desert Girl's husband.


>> No.24656983

You can't tell someone to go all out and then complain that it's to much

>> No.24657038

>Anon ends up thinking he's being prank called

>> No.24657085
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Imagine forcibly imagine meeting your wife because monsters use MindFlaying weapon
>going to fight
>monsters use psi weapon
>suddenly you find yourself sitting in the restaurat next to your waifu.

>> No.24657311

Better have your tinfoil hat ready for the "war of the portals day", unless you want to have your monster girl preferences randomly switched around

>> No.24657574
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Small Gacha Yeti

>> No.24657658

Funny you mention that, because that’s my next project to finish on the list.

>> No.24657682

What about Pizza dragon?

>> No.24657742

what game is she from?

>> No.24657744

I’ll be working on both simultaneously, no worries, just wanted to finish Bunyip before anything else because Bunyip was supposed to just be a quick one shot.

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>> No.24657808

Your hard work is admirable Anon. May the writing muses smile upon you.

>> No.24657876

What a stacked little cutie

>> No.24657893

Midnight Girls R on DMM's site

>> No.24657988
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You joke, but cows really do like to cuddle though.
They also like getting brushed.
And they're extremely curious and will calmly walk up to you to see what you're doing.

Source: lived on a farm.

>> No.24657991

I got the joke and laughed

>> No.24658013

I want her

>> No.24658115

Have you guys thought about you and your wife/s house like how it’s set up how big it is is it close to any notable landmark?

>> No.24658132

I love foxes

>> No.24658172

What counts as a nu-waifufag?

>> No.24658174

Brushing holst hair as she relaxes in the sun!

>> No.24658263
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We just have a room in her sabbath's building. It's cozy but nothing extravagant.

>> No.24658336

She'd have a flat area on the roof so she can take off and land and enter the house that way.

>> No.24658384
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They are so cute when napping.

>> No.24658395

How common would young monster girls sucking/fucking their fathers to get a bigger allowance be?

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>> No.24658423

More common than most anons in here would think.

>> No.24658476
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Office Cow.

>> No.24658489

>autistic zombie gets excited after seeing her first creampie in her vagina

>> No.24658512
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>"you made her cry, anon!"
How are you gonna make it up to her?

>> No.24658516

I want a big girl to protect me.

>> No.24658527

Let's be fair, most monster girls would have a very similar reaction.

>> No.24658598

We'd live in a nicely sized house outside of a city, preferable on a grassy plane se she'd have space to fly and stuff.

>> No.24658755

Just a boathouse in the middle of nowhere

>> No.24658772
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I can relate.

>> No.24658818

Really? Even an atlach nacho?

>> No.24658841

The venom should be neutralized by the time she's creampied. She'd get a delayed reaction in the worst case.

>> No.24658848

Those spiders are so mean.

>> No.24658877
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Office Spider

>> No.24658913

it's a small house on the outskirts of Bumfuck town in the middle of Nowhere. not close to anything, and the nearest grocery store is in the city proper, but i don't let that phase me, teleportation magitech allows me to pay daily visits to the city stores and jobs, while still giving me plenty of time to enjoy a quiet, almost village-like life with my wifes afterwards.

>> No.24658922
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Spider maid

>> No.24658972
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Spider Librarian

>> No.24658991

Keep her away from the coffee.

>> No.24659039

wow I wonder if she'd help me reach a high up book

>> No.24659061

If you got a call that your waifu was arrested what would the first thing that comes to mind that your waifu did to get arrested

>> No.24659068

I don't trust spiders. They're bad.

>> No.24659080

Unsanctioned raising of the dead

>> No.24659092

killing fidy men

>> No.24659107
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Police brutality, damn it I told her to lighten up on others and take her frustration on me.

>> No.24659118

she'll help you get strung up and cum on the high up books

>> No.24659131

Accidental arson.

>> No.24659138

didn't observe fishing/boating laws

>> No.24659142
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Prostitution and/or theft

>> No.24659151

Public indecency without intent to engage in lovemaking for one.
Noise complaint for the other.

>> No.24659168 [DELETED] 

me and my wives team up and start killing all that oppose us as punishment to civilization

>> No.24659176

Smoking catnip in public

>> No.24659192 [DELETED] 

idk, i'd actually freak out. my wives are being separated from me forever unless and i'll go ballistic unless they'd let her go

>> No.24659233

my gremlin wife hacks the Demon Realm official website and posts pictures of cunny.

>> No.24659236

what does she do when other gremlins have already done that

>> No.24659253

Let's begin with Druella, that prisoner fruit seller.

>> No.24659273

post pictures of adult momsters diddling and raping little shotas with magically-enhanced thunder wee-wees

>> No.24659356

Science experiments gone wrong, probably.

>> No.24659382
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Guys help, I can't stop thinking about Dark Valkyrie's , I am so horny for a Dark Valkyrie I can't take it anymore

>> No.24659443

There is nothing to be done at this point anon. Accept your fate.

>> No.24659557

>tfw you will never be a shota adopted by a CC monster
>tfw you will never be constantly exposed to your new momster's DE, causing you to grow a foot-long trouser snake
>tfw you momster will never see it as "her motherly duty" to take care of your magically kickstarted libido

>> No.24659641
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Indecent exposure.
It's not her fault, there's nothing under that pelvic curtain and wind happens.

>> No.24659700

Property damage.

>> No.24659733

>What she did to get arrested
Well that's obvious. She got caught!

>> No.24659784

You should have been covering her indecency with your face

>> No.24659799

I can't be down there at all times, anon! No matter how much I'd like that!

>> No.24659828

Playing with kids that aren't hers. It's hard having intense motherly instincts with no children to channel it towards.

>> No.24659833
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Getting hit up by your waifu! Getting told you fell down the stairs when she beats you senseless! Domestic abuse!

>> No.24659888

Real talk. Does your waifu headpat you?

>> No.24659915
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I wouldn't call it abuse, it's not like she punches me. She just likes pinning me down on the bed, and the walls, and in the shower, and that one time on the kitchen table.

>> No.24659922

Always. Even if it's embarrassing.

>> No.24659929

She can't pat, so she nuzzles and kisses instead.

>> No.24659963

Does Haydee count as an automaton?

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>> No.24660049

Ah, a species that lacks hands? Should still be able to headpat you with some other part of her.

>> No.24660057

Not headpats, but she holds my head in place as she puts my nose in her mouth and forces me to breathe her breath in. This is accompanied by face licking as well

>> No.24660071

what is it when a monster is both a mom and an older sister

>> No.24660079

No, because I'm not real

>> No.24660090

She freed the animals at the zoo again.

>> No.24660093

That's called a dedicated cumguzzler

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>> No.24660138

Head stroking rather than regular pats

>> No.24660180

But she knows when to use it to its most effectiveness, like when I’m really upset about work or when I fall into a depression laden spiral.

>> No.24660185


>> No.24660194

It's more like a scalp massage

>> No.24660210


>> No.24660228
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>> No.24660422

>Lilim siting in the prosecuted chair bursts out
>"The boy seduced me your Excellency he was asking for it"

>> No.24660449
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I am a simple man, I see a fox I get an erection

>> No.24660487

Cute tail.

>> No.24660505

You mean that thing where she cradles your head in her lap, and just starts rubbing it all over?

>> No.24660545

A mom-sister, or mister, if you will

>> No.24660591

Big muscle girls may seem tough but they have have fragile hearts

>> No.24660635
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I am, in general, incapable of resisting canine girls.

>> No.24660649

Big muscle girls swooning from being called cute!

>> No.24660667
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it happens

>> No.24660705

Goth Wights.

>> No.24660824

Are you talking about Wights who are actually Visigoths? Or are you talking about a Wight who listens to My Chemical Romance?

>> No.24660857

>tfw no desert fox queen
>tfw no islander birb witch either
it hurts

>> No.24660878

I love my waifu

>> No.24660891
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Back to back commission deliveries these past three days, this time Hinezumi wife claiming her prize after a duel didn't quite go as planned.

>> No.24660912

If she was more robotic she would be which is a shame really since her thick body is nice.

>> No.24661015

>Wights who are actually Visigoths

>go to an undead party
>you think it’s gonna be a black tie affair so you wear your best suit
>all the Wights there are 8’ tall, muscular and scarred and carrying weapons with them

>> No.24661049

They are for marriage and baby making

>> No.24661285

I love your waifu too

>> No.24661304

Don't tell them that! Dogs can smell lewd thoughts!

>> No.24661332
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Reminder that Raiju are for headpats.

>> No.24661358

Shame anon isn't,

>> No.24661370
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So you've been married for a hundred years and still no kids, so you decide to try to reach the treasured child trees within the tentacle forest. The primary threat to you two making it through are the man marionettes. If one manages to infest you then it's all over. You'll wind up passed out back at the entrance of the forest.

So what would you do to make it through? I'd say the first concern would be making it more difficult for the tentacles to do their thing. Wear some kind of mouth guard that is difficult to remove, that will at least slow down the tentacle's efforts to get in your mouth, giving you and the wife more time to fight them off. Some kind of slippery clothing or spiky armor could be helpful too. Of course, there are many spells that may help, but this is presuming you are not proficient with magic.

Some kind of decoy or other diversionary tactic might be useful too, since the man marionettes are not intelligent like the tentacles that have tentacle brains controlling them. So fooling them might be easier.

>> No.24661456

I don't think I'd go there. Maybe get a single tentacle as a pet, though.

>> No.24661464

Well, I'm weak to just about everything. And my waifu is weak to me trying to actually dom her.

So I guess we'll just burn our way through.

>> No.24661518

I'm already a mass of tentacles that is constantly raping my wife.

>> No.24661546

if the baphos weren't baphos, what species would they be?

>> No.24661574


>> No.24661577

We just wouldn't go

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>> No.24661627

Even after a hundred years of failing to have a child? Be aware you could have to wait a hundred more if you're unlucky.

>> No.24661640

I think the tentacles would take offense if you outright tried to kill them all. You can't take the sap of the treasured child trees, they have to give it willingly.

>> No.24661669

It's not a big deal. No need to rush things and we can always adopt.

>> No.24661783

That's fine, I wouldn't be a good father anyway.

>> No.24661810

There is plenty of young monsters to ha e a mentor relationship with

>> No.24661871

Who said anything about getting sap?

>> No.24661928

That was the prompt, trying to reach the treasured child trees so they can ensure your wife gets pregnant next time you have sex with her.

>> No.24662102

My wife isn't meant for land travel and has no chance

>> No.24662137

I love Monster Girl Saga, but the edge part of it is kinda meh. Magus anon story is good, too, but it's slow getting to any type of MC x Monster Girl relationship. So what i wanna know is, are their any medium or long Monster Girl stories where the MC actually gets a a girl and or harem pretty quickly without added any added edge or a huge amount of story fluff?

>> No.24662171

Lamia turning your penis into a cum-cano in her tight rapey cloaca!

>> No.24662191

I wonder if there is a type of magic that lets a harem fuse into one person for a night would be nice to see a waifusion

>> No.24662217

You could get a witchwife with token familiar friends from diverse sabbath branches she can fuse with to equip powers like she's megaman.

>> No.24662240

So what is she just a mishmash of all the monster parts like a fucking monstergirl voltron?

>> No.24662370

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to enjoy an evening drink with the wife before bed.
I hear tea works wonders for that.

>> No.24662378

She prefers warm milk, no not that you pervert.

>> No.24662386

Can we drink while underwater?

>> No.24662401

But she just drinks her homemade sacred wine which only makes her horny-er

>> No.24662417

I thought up a girl kind of like that awhile back using all the girls' whose gimmicks are possession using a human girl as the host.

>> No.24662490

Stupid sexy spider

>> No.24662512
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Well for me it depends on the fox in question

>> No.24662521

I know, I know. My waifu and I are kinda... uncertain... about kids. I'm nervous and anxious and she would much rather wait till I'm good and ready to bring it up.

Doesn't mean she hasn't sent me on several solo "scouting trips" to the forest. The sadistic...ahh...

>> No.24662547

I have a harem of nine girls so that's make before-bed sex easier on my permanently erect cock.

>> No.24662559

but you see all 9 of them need to be fucked first before the spell can work

>> No.24662655

>tfw you will never be adopted by an echidna and suddenly have a harem of loving onee-sans of varying species and personalities.

>> No.24662660

Houri has the strongest wife power so far.

>> No.24662687

Are they hands off until you become of age and your momster drops you outside their dungeon and you have to fight your way through and whichever sister beats you gets to be head wife

>> No.24662704

You have to fight your way back in every time after you go out. Even when you're getting groceries or something.

>> No.24662708

Nope. You're immediately fair game. The most loved onee-san gets the title of head wife.

>> No.24662710

that's just training for your big day

>> No.24662719

letting slimes feed on you

>> No.24662726

that's no fair the dungeon would be so skewed against you because they know all your weaknesses

>> No.24662734

>they know all your weaknesses
But you also know all their weaknesses

>> No.24662766

Going to rub the manticores chin

>> No.24662792

But they know that I know that

>> No.24662837
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Handlebar horns are for ______.

>> No.24662870

Hanging little bells from and/or tying pretty ribbons to.

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>> No.24662986

nice dorf anus

>> No.24662995

that's pretty girly I wanna do that to a tomboy monster

>> No.24663008

c u n n y

>> No.24663053

Automaton, 5MUG series.

>> No.24663150

Too baby-like for me.

>> No.24663190

but loli
you're cringe

>> No.24663216

If the portals were to open up, what 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 change besides war?

>> No.24663241

Media wouldn't change much. The only difference is that the pornographic multimedia would likely be higher quality, and porn would be more acceptable and public in general.

>> No.24663295
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These Tanuki have figured out how to drain boyahs of all their juices and that's a good thing!

>> No.24663308

Tanukis are cute. I wouldn't mind having a Tanuki maid, although they're definitely not my top pick.

>> No.24663325

A Tanuki maid is never just a maid, but also an accountant, solicitor, corporate service provider, consultant and financial advisor all in one. Also your personal meat toilet and loving wife. Hire a maid trained by Nooks today!

>> No.24663347

A lot of media is pozzed, especially western vidya. It's probably temporary, but if the portals were to open right now it would end much sooner.

>> No.24663366

How effective would she be at blackmailing other mamono into serving that "personal meat toilet" role?

>> No.24663382

I want to be the boyah who turns these nooks into my personal juice recepticles.

>> No.24663409
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Very, but it involves several Manticore spines and her serving as your warmup. Pounding your Tanuki maid so hard she ahegaos! The resulting bloom of mana pushes the new girl near to orgasm and she begs to be bred right there and then.

All you have to do is sign right here, and here, and here, and here.

>> No.24663437

I will sign with the seed i spray into their wombs.

>> No.24663442

Of course she'd be my warmup. And she'd have to make sure the newcomers to my harem are nice and ready to be used. Would she be able to do the same to Order girls?

>> No.24663498

Order girls are a little harder, but all proper Tanuki girls know of Yuzuriha's gambit.

The only ink needed for your personal breeding sows.

>> No.24663536

And she'd make sure to, when I'm out on a daily walk, set up situations ahead of time where I happen to catch a girl masturbating or pissing in public?

>> No.24663753

Well, you'd probably have to arrange that with her, but given her supernatural fetish sensors, I think you two could come to an arrangement.

>> No.24663788

Fuck dragons.

>> No.24663844

why tho

>> No.24663858

Depends on the dragon actually. Black or red are cool, but green or golden - hard pass

>> No.24663897

That's racist dude, all dragons deserve dicking, regardless of color of their scales

>> No.24663912

No, keep denying them until they let go of their pride and fuck you.

>> No.24664043

You're gonna get a cute tomboy monster that is blushing uncontrollably

>> No.24664094

I wonder how being married to a monster girl extremist would be like.

>> No.24664095

>deserve dicking
Not by me

>> No.24664120

I wanna dick the gold dragon but I feel I would also never be worthy of dicking one.

>> No.24664159

Just a small manor with a singular turret. She does have a cliff-side estate though, and a large balcony by her bedroom at the top of the turret that overlooks the frigid ghost sea. The place can get relentlessly cold though, I'm not certain it isn't a ploy to keep me in bed or by the fire. Then again warm clothes are never too far. From some windows, and a certain angle standing at the balcony, you can spy the large mountain range that the city nestles by the foot of, and the royal castle at the peak of the rise where it drops off into steep cliffs. It isn't one of the more extravagant manors, but it isn't the most humble either.

>> No.24664181

Some one probably gave her lip again, if I'm lucky she just drew her sword. If I'm unlucky she summoned her armies again.

>> No.24664196

I doubt my wife is going to be angsty over a mere two centuries.

>> No.24664198

She already has a house. It's a tower quite high up on the mountains that the city below is built around. She mostly just stay there so she can do her experiments without being disturbed. She also have the old family manor in the city, but she doesn't go there too often.

>> No.24664207

Lich? I was going to say dragon because mountain tower, but they wouldn't have family manors. Or an exceedingly old and powerful dark mage?

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>> No.24664243

I want to be tricked into signing a contract with extremist demon and read her /tg/ HFY fanfics every day as a revenge

>> No.24664248

It's a lich.
As for the old family manor, it's a long story. One that I actually wrote.
I don't know why but actually writing a backstory for my waifu was kind of fun, even if I'm never going to release it.
But long story short, her vampire sister and parents live in that house now and I think the sister really like me.

>> No.24664262

>your in-laws are hosting a party while you're performing experiments with your wife in the upper floors
>the sounds trickle down to the ball
>your in-laws:

>> No.24664271

Eternal cuddlefucking in Pandemonium!

>> No.24664272

Keeping you to herself? I appreciate that, hope the sister finds some other obsession. How does a lich come to have a family of vampires? Did she just cheap out on the necromancy and have her parents get bitten, Or did your lich start as a vampire? That would be interesting, if she kept her vampiric tendencies despite ascending to a higher form of undeath. Kuu feeding sessions would be great. Dead silent, you could hear every little noise she makes, she's hyper aware of the movements you make, holding you close. It's so intimate it'd make a kuu's head spin

>> No.24664302

Out in the wilderness, in the cavernous insides of an inconspicuous hill, there is a centuries-old temple. The original worshipers have long since left, and it has fallen into disrepair. The cave it rests in is illuminated during the day by sunlight shining through a large crack in the ceiling, and by bio-luminescent plants and fungus at night. The temple sits on the shore of a cave lake formed from underground water and rain water. While the temple isn't exactly homey, daily life is quiet and comfy. With some elbow grease and building materials, my wife hopes to build it into a happy home and place for new worshipers to congregate.

>> No.24664320

she'll pamper you and make sure to keep your balls empty and stomach filled with delicious home cooking

>> No.24664321

Is she an interloper, or the original denizen the temple was built for? Why did it fall into disrepair? Is she not disillusioned with the fickle faith of mankind? Why doesn't she seek to just live a happy life with you and ignore the old worshippers?

>> No.24664322

>never be worthy

>> No.24664326

I do like the idea of a vampire that became a lich, but she's not one of them.
She became a lich/necromancer before then and were actually the one that made it so they became vampires.
She disappeared for a few years and then came back to her mom being dead due to [fantasy plague]. So she decided to make them all into vampires to save them. And she had made some connections while she was gone so this wan't an issue.

>Kuu feeding sessions would be great. Dead silent, you could hear every little noise she makes, she's hyper aware of the movements you make, holding you close. It's so intimate it'd make a kuu's head spin
I love everything about this. Kuu girls are absolutely fantastic.

>> No.24664338

I have issues with self worth in general. I don't deserve anything more than an average succubus.

>> No.24664341

So why vampires, and why not raise them as other types of undead? Not that vampire isn't a great choice.

Well maybe your waifu's family just won't shut up about it, and she's inspires to work a little lichy magic, grow a temporary set of fangs and all the related mechanisms and see what it's all about for herself.

>> No.24664376

She's not one of the original worshipers, she just found it while looking for somewhere to live. She's from a different faith from the ones who once prayed there. The temple used to be devoted to a now dead religion. It fell into disrepair because it's been sitting unused for hundreds of years. She's happy that she has a place that can not only serve as a home to raise a family in, but also be a place to spread her own faith to any willing to listen (and make their way all the way to the temple. It's a few hours from the nearest town, and you have to trek through nature.)

>> No.24664379

>ywn have a kuudere ojou-sama wight classmate that emotionlessly uses you as a cumpump every day and leaves you a drained mindbroken mess

>> No.24664396

>she dickthrones you during class
>try to tell the teacher, but she just tells you not to interrupt class with your grunts and moans

>> No.24664412

>So why vampires
I have no idea why she did that.
The real reason is that I like vampires and like the idea of having her vampire sister try to seduce me. So I just came up with a story of why that happened. I don't care much for the mom since she's married so she can be a wight and I keep changing what she is.

>Family keeps talking about how great being a vampire is
The idea of her using magic to become a pseudo-vampire and the her sister/mom being there "helping" her during her first feeding is really cute and kind of sexy.
>"That's right, and ones you find the vain you bite down and drink it aaaaall up~"
>"my my~ you're like a baby when you're sucking him like that."
>"Oh look, you're blushing. I guess you can't hide that now that you actually have some blood in you."

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>> No.24664538

>an average succubus
Even that would be way out of your league tbqh

>> No.24664548
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What about a Houndicore?

>> No.24664556

What about a rat, or a slime?

>> No.24664571
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Cheer up

>> No.24664593

what if I cheer down

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No cats allowed.
This is a dog thread now.

>> No.24664622

Bullshit, MGs are not human women. They only want your love and semen, everything else is secondary.

>> No.24664657

what about a catdog

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And how are you going to enforce that? It's not like you have a... hold on a minute

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>> No.24664673

Cheshire's are the cutest, especially if caught off guard

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50% cat is too much cat.

>> No.24664682

but what about the 50% dog

>> No.24664687

so a bipolar monster that transforms between cat and dog girl?

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Not enough dog.

>> No.24664710

They have standards, though.

>> No.24664736

Is "motherfucker" used as an insult?

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What kind of monster are you?
Why would you put that kind of hellish curse on the poor creature?

>> No.24664810

well it's either that or catdog is a conjoined monstergirls I felt that way was better

>> No.24664827

They are magic-powered creatures whose purpose in life is to find a husband. They have different standards - they are after your inherent qualities, not superficial stuff like status or sense of self-worth. Few species take this into consideration at all, even less (if any) would actually skip a good match just because he has low self-esteem. Most would just happily help him overcome his issues or work around it.

>> No.24664877

They still have standards, you know.

>> No.24664892

That's interesting. What's the faith, anon? How does she retrofit the temple to fit her faith? What is she?

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>Headpats make even the most unmanageable of species melt in your hands

>> No.24664947

Shit, anon is stuck on repeat.
We need a gremlin to fix him.

>> No.24664971

Fair enough. Is that a bit of an ego stroke, or do you see yourself trying to work it into a threesome? I think the mom being a vamp too would help enforce the theme.

I wasn't really expecting them to lead her through her first feeding, but in hindsight that makes a lot of sense and is really cute. Her mother sounds teasing as all hell, I don't know. You might be in for some trouble if she feels threatened by her mother and starts trying to out ara her.

>> No.24664973

Wrong. The only thing that they care about is whether you'll last the night, or if they need to make it a quicky before you pass out and go floppy.
And some don't even care about that if they have venom or magic that can keep you up.

>> No.24664991

No, it just gets used in its current iteration as a kind of admiring exclamation. Probably in respect for dicking the motheru

>> No.24664998

Stop biting the bait retard.

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>> No.24665109

>2+2 =4
>W-w-weill akshually if you squint hard enuogh it looks like 2+2=5
>2+2 is still 4, tho

>> No.24665123

milf pupper

>> No.24665171

Big tiddy blood elves. Trying to cram them in her slim elegant dress and look presentable.

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I've seen this before.

>> No.24665250

>Is that a bit of an ego stroke, or do you see yourself trying to work it into a threesome?
Mostly just the threesome thing. Although being desired by a vampire is a nice boots for the ego as well, so I guess that's part of it.
I've never really dissected WHY I like these things. All I know is why I like liches and I like the idea of a vampire trying to seduce me. In the end "because it makes my dick hard" is as far I think about it.

>You might be in for some trouble if she feels threatened by her mother and starts trying to out ara her.
>Lich going full Ara Ara
I have no idea how to feel about this, but it sounds like she's gonna get the perfect ara ara body type and gently dominate me.

>> No.24665253

Except instead of cute monster girls it's greedy lolis.

>> No.24665256

She worships a pantheon of Hathor, Eros, Ares, and the Fallen God. When the old worshipers left, they took most of their stuff with them, so all she really needs to do is bring in some holy icons, like statues and/or symbols. Then it's just a matter of making things a little more church-like, i.e. building pews and an altar. She's a dragon who spent most of her life alone. She had no real motivations until she learned about how happy monsters and humans can be when joined in faith to the gods. Now she seeks to spread the faith so that others don't have to be as lonely as she was before meeting me.

>> No.24665317

Shit taste, senpai

>> No.24665322
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Blood elves may not be as big as their distant night cousins, but they're still quite nice.

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Why's it so easy to get elves to ahegao?

>> No.24665375

Because they're nature's thots.

>> No.24665384

Come to think of it, is your waifu(s) religious?
What god/gods does she follow?
Would she make you follow them to?
Would she make you participate in religious festivals/rituals?
Or are you the only thing she worships?

>> No.24665392

>In the end "because it makes my dick hard" is as far I think about it.
Hey, all the reason you need. Is the threesome thing something you see happening or is that just backburner information? Lingering potential?

Imagine it, big tits hips ass, trying to tease you in a soft deadpan voice. Trying to modulate her voice patterns to deliver the perfect ara ara as proven by magic and science.

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This is true. And holy shit is it hard to find blue board friendly pictures of blood elves with huge tits.

Have this instead and just imagine the wardrobe malfunctions.

>> No.24665618

>Is the threesome thing something you see happening or is that just backburner information?
It's one on those things that I think will happen eventually. It's sort of "backburner information" but also "something that will happen eventually".
I haven't written much outside of the backstory and how we met, so maybe I should write some continuation stuff. I do like writing it, even if it's just for me.
Hell, I might even draw the country that they/we live in. It's fun to have autism project like this.

>Lich have perfected the art of ara ara
>Perfect body, demeanor and sweet nothings
Liches truly are incredibly monsters, they can perfect any and all fetishes to absolutely to instantly destroy their husbands dick.

>> No.24665622

Does she personally worship and one of them in particular or is her faith just like her temple, a place to allow worship of like-minded gods to further pursue love and happiness?

>> No.24665672

>It's sort of "backburner information" but also "something that will happen eventually".
It exists in that void, like KC's monster born sons. It'll happen eventually but not yet. Hey, you gotta pick somewhere in the timescale to insert yourself. Does your Lichwife mind her sister has the hots for you? Do you see her coming around in time, or is it something you're going to have to push for?
Autism projects are great.

That's the greatest thing, you've no idea how much data they're gathering, and how many experiments on you are running in the background. You may think she's just being considerate in cooking you breakfast in bed of a morning, but no! Every minute reaction conscious and subconscious is meticulously stored and analysed so that she'll eventually cook for you the perfect morning meal.

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Nelves on the other hand have BIG milkers. If the blood/high elves have been evolving to grow smaller and more petite than their night elven sisters, does that mean some of the oldest high/blood elves are still really big and thicc?

>> No.24665792

Are Night Elves breasts evolving to be bigger though?

>> No.24665801

She worships all of them equally but Hathor just a tiny bit more, and welcomes others who do the same or just worship one of them.

>> No.24665882

Maybe they're trying to compete with those minotaur girls in mulgore. Have you seen Cara Milkhoof? She's STACKED.

I just read an interesting lore explanation btw. Night elven society departed from high elven society by growing more militant and naturalist, while high elves lost their muscle mass and stature by going full magic. They even have automated brooms sweeping the streets, the lazy neets. This might explain the difference in stature, although I imagine a long enough line of high elven rangers would be pretty tall and fit.

>> No.24665902

What's dragon milk taste like?

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Blood/high elves don't don't live THAT long.

>> No.24665923

>tfw no big titty strong Night Elves to rescue you from being lost in the forest.

>> No.24665932

They're immortal aren't they? That's what the sunwell did, that's why they snort powdered mana crystals off human boys. And they got their sunwell back after BC.

I'm not actually 100% on where elven lifespan stands these days. Are the night elves immortal again? Why is Tyrande still kicking? She's literally tens of thousands of tears old.

>> No.24666008

Slightly spicy, like there's a hint of cinnamon. And warmer than other monsters' because the close proximity to their internal fire.

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>They're immortal aren't they?
No. Never were.
>Are the night elves immortal again?
> Why is Tyrande still kicking? She's literally tens of thousands of tears old.
They're not immortal, but still have incredibly long lifespans.

>> No.24666067

>Does your Lichwife mind her sister has the hots for you?
I always liked the idea of her being split on the idea. On one had:
>My husband, not hers
And on the other
>This will make my sister happy and I can do a lot of experiments with this and my husband seems to like her.
But she's kind of quiet about it, thinking about it but not saying anything.
>Do you see her coming around in time, or is it something you're going to have to push for?
I think she will mellow to the idea but I will have to make a push at the end to make her accept it. So I don't think she will accept it quietly, but will except it after a threesome that last for way too long.

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I am a forest elf sympathiser

>> No.24666182

>Elfish noble insists she is not having an "inappropriate relationship" with her human servant
>Everyone is either too afriad or too polite to point out she's very very pregnant

>> No.24666253

>very very pregnant
What's the difference between pregnant, very pregnant and very very pregnant?

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I'd rather big tiddy draenei

>> No.24666274

More than two kids at the same time.

>> No.24666301

Good god man that sounds like the comfiest thing ever what the fuck.

>> No.24666310

Indeed, that Elf noble is carrying triplets at least.

>> No.24666325

I'm pretty sure Nordrassil gave them actual immortality. That was part of the emotional conflict, were the nelves ready to give up their world tree to save the planet. It was blessed by Norzdomu or whatever his name was. Make them immortal. When they nuked it, they lost their immortality and tried to make a new world tree but the dragons wouldn't bless it. I can't remember if they ever got that back though.
>long life spans
I mean, yes. Probably. But I'm 99% sure they were actually literally immortal and could only die of disease/violent means but not age.

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I dunno man, the 8ft tall sex idols from outerspace are great, I just can't get over thicc elven lore. And they're so damn pretty.

>> No.24666366

High elves lost the blessing when they left Kalimdor. Night elves had until the burn exploded.

>> No.24666373

That nuance is neat, I like it. You should write it, even if no one else is ever going to see it. It would be a neat process I think.

>> No.24666385

Not true. Illi-chan gave them water from the well of eternity and they used it to create the sunwell. It did the same thing.

>> No.24666411

That looks more like a tropical jungle elf than a forest elf. Are you sure you want to make your proclivities that well known? Who knows anon, you might find yourself washed up on a 'deserted' island somewhere or lost in the woods.

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>As the high elves crossed the rugged, mountainous lands of Lordaeron, their journey became more perilous. Since they were effectively cut off from the life-giving energies of the Well of Eternity, many of them fell ill from the frigid climate or died from starvation. The most disconcerting change, however, was the fact that they were no longer immortal or immune to the elements. They also shrank somewhat in height, and their skin lost its characteristic violet hue.


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They are pretty, that is true, but for me space goats are just perfect, they combine everything I could ever want from a waifu

>> No.24666661

I am joyful

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>> No.24666780
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Yes, but this is prior to the sunwell. The high elves didn't find it, it was created by their leader with a vial of the waters of the old well of eternity when they found a new suitable homeland. Although, in all my looking, it doesn't out right state that the sunwell gave the high elves immortality. It says it blasted them with incredible power, empowering them. And there are some notes here
that suggest it did something similar to immortality. It cites to a twitter post ( i assume by one of the canon writers) and an audio book. Which are probably both canon.

Although, their high elf page states
>One similarity between various elves only came about recently: since the night elves sacrificed their immortality and much of their power at the end of the Third War, all elves are now mortal and have comparable lifespans that can extend as long as several thousand years.

So I suppose that while the sunwell buffed them to be OP and immune to disease, maybe even increased their lifespans, it didn't actually make them immortal. The Kingdom of Quel'Thalas is something like 7000 years old as I imagine.

>> No.24666830

We must solve this debate the old fashioned way.
Which one can get pregnant with more daughterus?

>> No.24666845

>your inherent qualities
I am inherently shit tier.

>> No.24666906

Oh yeah, well I think elves suck!

>> No.24666993

Nonsense, monster girls are experts on finding good within men. And even if you are somehow really "shit tier", there's always devil bugs and beelzebubs who certainly won't mind that.

>> No.24667119

There's only one way to find out anon!

>> No.24667124

Elves do suck. They suck long and hard and deep. They suck while begging you with their glowing eyes to take their long sword ears in hand and fuck their face.

>> No.24667149

Time for hands on practice,
A test group of three draenei and three elves will work perfectly.

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>> No.24667215

Eh...face fucking leaves me exposed.
True domination is a victory with no risk to myself. I'll just deep kiss them till they cum.

>> No.24667290

Ah... you're a cautious man, but a wise one. Yes! Tie them up, and kiss them all over at your leisure, they'll be teary eyed and helpless, great ears drooping with the tangible haze of lust hanging over their heads.

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>> No.24668016

What does your ideal valk look like?

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It's a competition.

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Plants are inquisitive

>> No.24668625

this is good. I think the turnaround was maybe a little too fast but other than that very good.

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I'd give up everything in my life to be sandworm food

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Draenei of course. They are big and strong = lots of children.

>> No.24669354

>You can lick the sweat off her abs and she doesn't even have to take her armour off.

>> No.24669579

Was it ever said what the MGE stance on indentured servitude is? You know, something like a elf girl accidentally breaking a vase worth so much money that she will need to work as a servant for the family for 137 years to pay it off.

>> No.24669593

I expect it's among a tanukis standard approach to husband hunting.

>> No.24669622

Friendly reminder that it is a single father's job to nurse his daughteru(s) from his dick as they don't have access to a mother's milk.

>> No.24669635

You don't understand. Big race monster girls give birth to big daughters, cancelling out the benefit of the "big" part. She'd have to be a monster girl that is big for her race, such as a Large Mouse the size of a young adult human.

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>> No.24669683

Makes sense. The old "You won't be able to pay it off even if you spend the rest of your life working toward it, but I have a deal for you..." trick.

>> No.24669715

wtf man

>> No.24669757

Dang it I was reading about old English fox hunting this morning and now seeing that pic makes me wonder how fox girl hunting would be done as a gentleman's group activity. You know, stuff like the protocol for proper flirting.

>> No.24669834

Big fat blue brood goats

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>fox hunting
Sounds hot, but I would probably not do it the traditional way because I don't think I want a massive kobold harem or wife a centaur.

>> No.24669925

>wife breaks ultra expensive vase at someone's place
>has to serve the owner for a couple years to pay it back
>meet the owner
>it's the stereotypical faceless bastard
>fat and bald and everything
>even wears the "medieval merchant" attire
>leave them only to immediately head for the nearest court to divorce the fuck outta this
>if it's all ogre, might at least cut the whole NTR doujinshi protagonist route fuckery

>> No.24669959

>faceless bastard
Yeah no, all of MGE deities would sooner unite and intervene to prevent this

>> No.24669966

Assert your marriage's integrity!

>> No.24669968

What about fox hunting but with the foxes as the hunters and some poor human man as the 'fox'?

>> No.24670016

Okay but the foxes have to wear fancy royal outfits.

>> No.24670025

It would make for an fun form of marriage for singles. The foxgirls would "flee" and the men with demonic silver guns would "hunt" for their wife to be.

>> No.24670030

Bruh you might want to be a bit more specific on which of these the deities prevent.

>> No.24670045

>None of the foxes flee

>> No.24670046

>Turns out the man is not bad
>Worked from the ground up to get rich with his danuki wife.
>Is fat because he swore to never be hungry again.
>Hired your wife so she wouldn't be saddled by debt until forever
>Treats your wife with respect and profesionalism.
>Decides to hire you to "help your wife take care of his mansion" while he goes in a vacation to fuck his danuki wife in different places.
Justice for fat bald men.

>> No.24670065

I think that would vary way to much from country to country. And in most monster realms it would be "Oh no, I broke you stuff, guess I have to be your slave now, please remember that you can use my body however you'd like." 90% of the time. If said monster girl is married/already has someone, it would just be a ticket or something and they have to pay it off with normal means.

>> No.24670081

Could be a pretty interesting show for demon realm TV

>human knows he's not getting away unmarried from this, the question is WHO is going to be his wife
>it's in his interest to be caught by the least violent and most benevolent of the hunting party
>but the thirstiest and most violent of the hunting party are the best at this
>it's up to him to ensure that he's caught by the right fox, and not end up being a plaything for the infamous "mofu boa"

>> No.24670301

You get the foxes to flee by promising a child for each hour they stay uncaught.

>> No.24670305

>end up being a plaything for the infamous "mofu boa"
Is it a title that changes hands every time she wins? I feel like you didn't think this through.

>> No.24670314

What does your waifu's sex schedule look like anon?

>> No.24670340

>All this western shit
Just move us to /trash/ already. /mgt/ is over.

>> No.24670391

There's not enough non-oriental foxgirls.

>> No.24670397

If it were me I'd try to let myself get caught simultaneously by as many of the violent and thirsty foxes as possible.

>> No.24670403

That's a given, of course.

>> No.24670416

Also you know like 3/4ths the roster is made up of western girls right?

>> No.24670425

Permabanning for posting about anything that isn't in the encyclopedia should help I think

>> No.24670438

>samefagging to try and float your trash bait

>> No.24670453

Despite posting western monster like the draenei do you really want crossboarder slangs here? on /jp/ were still exists self moderation an a huge rejection for niggerspeak, slangs and abbreviations. Do you really want to throw all that away?

I do agree that posting too much western stuff usually derails threads and brings retards from /v/ or other undesirable boards

>> No.24670455

While I don't want the threads to be filled with western stuff, this isn't the (MGE) thread.

>> No.24670470

You forgot to spam first.

>> No.24670473

>I do agree that posting too much western stuff usually derails threads and brings retards from /v/ or other undesirable boards
I've not seen it derail the threat once in all the most recent times it's been brought up.

But as for off topic shitposting, you're doing a nice job.

>> No.24670508

There's a bunch of WoWjaks that lurk, ready to spout their nonsense at anytime about their shitty cosplay-tier elf waifus.

It really is a shame they have zero tastes when it comes to real monstergirls

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Once in the morning, another just before going to sleep. Sometimes we go to each other for more if magical research has left us drained and in need of a recharge.

>> No.24670525

>I've not seen it derail the threat once in all the most recent times it's been brought up.
You can clearly tell that some posters start to relax and type in their disgusting slangs, abbreviation or get easily caught on filters

>> No.24670528

Fairly unpredictable, but on average I'd say about once a day or so.

>> No.24670537

Take your meds.

>> No.24670541

00:00 - 23:00 lewd Experiments
23:00 - 00:00 cuddling and hugging
Ah, being undead is great.

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>> No.24670550
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>hey mastah lets listen to Johnny Rebel again!

>> No.24670553

You've said this countless times over just about anything, go make a sister thread on /trash/ if you love it so much.

>> No.24670572

She's too opportunistic to have a schedule. Any time she thinks there's a chance for sex, she'll take it.

>> No.24670577

You're raving about obscure posting habits and making a huge deal over things that firstly didn't happen, and secondly don't matter.

You're a schizo.

>> No.24670592

>Wife experiments on you while you sleep
>Sometimes you wake up completely refreshed next to her, while she's panting and moaning, eyes unfocused and covered in fluids

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>It really is a shame they have zero tastes when it comes to real monstergirls
I agree, all cosplay-tier retards should vacate these threads and leave us alone to enjoy ACTUAL monstergirls

>> No.24670595

She has little respect for kings/queens/rulers of all manner, and than includes the so-called gods of her world.
Also, she's rather ho-hum about religion in our world.

But she does have a peculiar reverence of succubi, and the Lilim in particular. She even mutters something about Lilith under her breath when an eromancy doesn't go the way she expects.

She also talks about succubi quite a bit.

>> No.24670603

I love Kikimoras but they're cosplay as fuck too

>> No.24670604

Wear a Scottish kilt for easier access. It's also healthier for your balls.

>> No.24670610

Do you realize in which board you are right now?

>> No.24670630

>easier access
I really should but
1. I have my pride as a man (kilts are just a meme)
2. I think my waifu may actually have a thing for ruining or making me ruin my clothes

>> No.24670651

I'm in neither /pol/ nor /x/. I'm in the thread where I talk about wanting to fuck and live with monstergirls regardless of origin. Outside of this, I don't give a fuck.

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>> No.24670676

This, but I don't want anyone's clothes to be ruined. I appreciate modesty and enjoy the slow stripping.

>> No.24670680


>> No.24670697

Unironically based.

>> No.24670710

Clothes can be fashioned to repair easily if shirokutos sabbath is any indication.
Seems like a good investment if your wife can get carried away.

>> No.24670711

>they're cosplay as fuck too
fucking cringe
What's next, dwarves are cosply tier? Porcs are cosplay tier?
Fuck off

>> No.24670725

A vast majority of the encyclopedia is cosplay tier, with only two exceptions.

>> No.24670747

The old cosplay tier argument is ancient and endless. Just like the argument about best meido. It's not worth paying attention to.

All you need to know is the line stops at dangerously cheesy.

>> No.24670772

Oh, and undead girls are superior, that too.

>> No.24670798

More like fundead, amirite?

>> No.24670836

Gonna clap dem bundead cheeks

>> No.24670846

Then to get rid of people who don't belong in these threads we just need to stop talking about cosplay-tier girls and all the unrelated stuff like elves and draenei. AS it is now we're one step from becoming a /trash/ thread, complete with local samefagging crossboarder schizos

>> No.24670862

Yes to both, most the enyclopedia is incredibly cosplay by wider monster girl standards. It's stupid to screech autistically about girls from other source materials being cosplay when it doesn't fucking matter.

>> No.24670885

Based on what?

>> No.24670900

But it does matter
we have to keep these threads alive and free of all unrelated shit which includes all the western cosplay-tier shit

>> No.24670901

Based on a true story.

>> No.24670911

>complain about crossboarders
How ironic

>> No.24670936

>crossboarder schizos
You're aware these threads have been made up of people from all different boards since they started almost a decade ago right?
The /a/ generals were a mixture /a/, /h/, /d/, /tg/ and more. The threads were later moved to /jp/ making everyone who continued posting in them crossboarders by default. Get off our lawn newfag.

>> No.24670960

Why is everyone replying to such obvious bait?

>> No.24670967

Presumably human-draenei hybrid baby would be smaller than draenei babies.

>> No.24670993

Well we better crossboard to /trash/ then because that's where this belongs. Get off my lawn newfag.

>> No.24671013

He isn't aware, he's a shitposter, people like him have been trying to fuck the thread off for years. Could be a native, could just be a fucking retard. Doesn't matter.

>> No.24671017

How else am I gonna get a mermaid waifu?

>> No.24671018

>It's the "we belong on /trash/" idiot again

>> No.24671019

Wendi-chan chasing after anon in his Winterstown food truck

>> No.24671037

>literally "no u"
We're done here.
Money's on a stubborn native at this point.

>> No.24671046

Zombie-chan "chasing" anon while his out for a jog.

>> No.24671051

>You can't just post about fucking elves NOOOOO they're cosplay NOOOOOOO these elves are western NOOOOO

>> No.24671061

>Money's on a stubborn native at this point.
Was he in a fucking coma for a few years then? I the few salty natives fucked off already.

>> No.24671066

I do agree that we should at least try to post pictures that are closer to the asian 2D style.

>> No.24671078
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>> No.24671084

What is ETA on KC's game? If he started making profile again then game is almost done?

>> No.24671086
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We should stop arguing about silly things and post monster girls.

>> No.24671096

And look at that. Funny how that works.

>> No.24671103
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What if there isn't any?

>> No.24671108

Make them yourself

>> No.24671129

No one's complaining about the pictures.

>> No.24671181

>Tropical Elf
I never knew I needed this until now.

>ywn be found on a tropical island by tropical elves
>ywn be brought back to their village and nursed back to health
>ywn have them feed you exotic and delicious fruits

Why even live?

>> No.24671185

The pictures are the only legit complain since they're western style and this is /jp/. Talking about monstergirls from other settings that MGE is not.

>> No.24671205
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What do you mean? there are even multiple tags on pixiv

>> No.24671207

They're kinda ugly but people post ugly stuff all the time. I hope somewhere out there there might be a half decent draenei art, because they're such a good concept.
Maybe someday.

>> No.24671251

What is she saying

>> No.24671280

Demo by the end of summer, at least that was his last hint.

>> No.24671342

Something about cumming and inside

>> No.24671360
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ssh anon puppy is sleeping

>> No.24671366

Ah, the usual draenei stuff

>> No.24671377

I Love MGE monstergirls, WoW monstergirls, LoL monstergirls, ES monstergirls, GBF monstergirls and most other monstersgirls. Anybody know this feel?

>> No.24671378

Ghoul-chan will beat her to it!

>> No.24671392

I used to have a cat that was very determined to piss on all of my socks/dirty clothes and this picture reminds me of that cat alot.

>> No.24671464

I know that feel all too well. Maybe not the WoW part since I've never played it but swap that out with Digimon and it's accurate.

>> No.24671497

I'm glad I don't know that feel, WoW and LoL are braindead garbage for casuals made by garbage companies.

>> No.24671513

>They're kinda ugly
Nigga you should see the "anime" pictures. They're fucking horrid. Probably because they're drawn by western hacks anyway. I actually really really appreciate the more realistic art of the elves.

I'm scrolling through Pixiv now, I'm not impressed.

>> No.24671515

Real niggas play runescape.

>> No.24671523

Ah, fellow based intellectual at last. Want to join my based and redpilled discord server?

>> No.24671527
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sure why not

>> No.24671531

So do I. As long as it is 2D or 2.5D I like it.

>> No.24671535

Yugioh and Castlevania introduced me to monster girls as a kid, and I've loved them since.
Thanks, Konami.

>> No.24671543

I don't like monstergirls at all because it's all garbage for incels.

>> No.24671559


>> No.24671575

I'm not the east vs west guy, nor do I have any appreciation for realistic art. Just haven't seen a good looking draenei.

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>> No.24671634

Would you star in a HOUNDED production if given the chance?

>> No.24671685
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We need more Selene

>> No.24671692

As much as I love my waifu, I'd rather footage of us wasn't all over the internet.

>> No.24671693

I hate being filmed/photographed in general, let alone in such situation

>> No.24671700
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Yeah, preferably with a really muscular Hellhound.

>> No.24671709
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There's diddly dick for original art. And the good art is of flagship characters that have a whole bunch of art already.

>> No.24671715
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>> No.24671742

It ain't so bad
>Rough, mindless, bonebreaking sex that would make an orc blush
>One healthy joint pop or uncontrolled scratch later, they suddenly cut the camera as they race around to try to lick your wounds

>> No.24671780

That's...not the problem...
I only wish she would just tear my pants to shreds

>> No.24671819
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No, I don't like dogs and I have already given myself to the Sabbath.Also call me a puritan, but I believe lovemaking should be a private affair.

>> No.24671840
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>I have already given myself to the Sabbath.
That part is not a problem.

>> No.24671853

As long as she takes me out for dinner afterwards.

>> No.24671865
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>> No.24671885

You know you're fucked when you see a familiar whispering to a demon while looking at you.

>> No.24671903

..I really want a pai loli hellhound.

>> No.24671911
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You'd be hard pressed to find a more "up to absolutely no good" duo.

>> No.24671956
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How do I reach rank A with each of my monster girl companions so I get their perks but don't romance accidentally at the same time and dealing with the fallout of all the girls realizing their not my only S rank

>> No.24671957

There's something charming and addicting about cum oozing out a little girl's ass

>> No.24672103
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I heard a lot of women in real life are into getting bound up. This probably isn't a thread with a soul who could verify this, but Is that true, or is it just a meme invented by trannies?

>> No.24672112

They don't call it the "charm and depravity of 'petite' 'women'" for nothing!

>> No.24672113

Fuck no. Every aspect of that sounds horrible.

>> No.24672132

BDSM is a small but dedicated community

>> No.24672153

I'd have no chance against a Sabbath.

>> No.24672192

>that pic
What happens if I calmly proclaim that I'm just not into kid fucking and walk away?

>> No.24672296
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>> No.24672301

They rape you until you're into kid fucking
basically they fuck the cringe out of you

>> No.24672306

Would a Sabbath help me satisfy my fetish for loli-bodied teenagers with hairy pussies?

>> No.24672372

>An entire Sabath congregation rapes anon
>They can't figure out why they keep growing older
>Anon ends up with an entire church of milfs

>> No.24672381

>such a good concept.
please elaborate, i know nothing of the WoW or its story besides that it's eaten my second siblings whole life

>> No.24672386

cringe and unbased, fuck off

>> No.24672390

You will be taken, restrained, and taught the joys of a flat chest.

>> No.24672391

why are momsters like this?

>> No.24672404

Tall and strong space goat paladins

>> No.24672416

This, unironically.

>> No.24672427

>groping and kneading a loli Demon's wide hips and big rounded buttocks
>gently guiding her into a face-down ass-up position with your hand on one of her wavy horns
>fucking her 9-year-old ass with your adult dick until you both cum

>> No.24672441

I can only speak for superficial design but I do like a big blue horned ungulate with a tail and optional priestess vestments.

>> No.24672450

t. Baphomet

>> No.24672460
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Great big juicy fruits

>> No.24672466

I got a hunch that /trash/ poster and >>24672386 this faggot are the same.

What hours are these again?

>> No.24672529

I wanna steal her panties.

>> No.24672548

No, I don't like memehounds

>> No.24672560

how many memegirls do we have?

>> No.24672576

THICK fruit sheep are great.

>> No.24672615

All THICK monsters are great

>> No.24672639

I'd rather have the nectar of a dainty, elegant, petite flower.

>> No.24672653

This is true.
Visit temples of local fertility goddesses, their clergy are THICK

>> No.24672659

>No, I don't like dogs
Look at this boy and laugh. He can’t even be called a man because he doesn’t like dogs!

>> No.24672664

aren't lims a meme too?

>> No.24672699

Only the OC ones

>> No.24672834
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Which color is most dangerous?

>> No.24672919

Probably purple. Dark slimes mischief is more transformative.

>> No.24672945
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What kinda buffs do kakuens get from eating a banana split?

>> No.24672959

Black, crimson red, purple

>> No.24672985
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Purple by far. You're gonna get every nook and cranny stimulated.

>> No.24673154

+5 morale
+5 Con

>> No.24673176
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>> No.24673336

Pedomorph can only be undone by a bapho or familiar

>> No.24673359

I don't like dogs either.

>> No.24673379


>"Just parry it Anon!"

>> No.24673423
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Dragons are made to be bred and mere'd

>> No.24673490
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>> No.24673514

I want to show this Christmas cake my ""dragonsbane sword"".

>> No.24673528

What about getting mere'd by a dragon?

>> No.24673529

>tfw I'm the guy who wrote this
>tfw still turned on by my own perverted thoughts

>> No.24673546

It’s okay to want to be turned into a Pavlovian machine.

>> No.24673560
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Pamper sneks
Cuddle sneks
Make love to sneks
Breed sneks

>> No.24673572
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Have you confessed your sins at the Church of The Eternal Virgin?

>> No.24673587

Yes to all. What is that purple blob?

>> No.24673602




They are too many to count.

>> No.24673603
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Minotaurs are great as party members!

>> No.24673607
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A toy to show you she's not a cruel, relentless, sexing machine but a cute, perfectly harmless, loving girl!

>> No.24673642

>Goes berserk
>rapes healer

>> No.24673676
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Lamia pit intensifies

>> No.24673680

I bet she's a BIIIIIIIIG lady.

>> No.24673711

That’s too many.

>> No.24673741

Snek of the woods, what is your wisdom

>> No.24673817

>27 lamias
>too many

>> No.24673845

I am a simple and man. A single snek would be sufficient.

>> No.24673857

Half of me wants it.
And the other half is screaming at me to fight it.

And then there are the voices telling me to kill.

>> No.24673879

Overwritten by Megamorph, perhaps, but not really undone

>> No.24673880
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I'll just have a single Large Snek Combo thanks.

>> No.24673895
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Are you okay having this be you?

>> No.24673911

Think big anon

>> No.24673912

Could have sworn that was higher quality when I saved it.

>> No.24673930
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Snaked. Why'd it have to be snakes?

>> No.24673934

>demons, hakutakus, and dark images develop a systematic shota-diddling network together to prepare little boys for their futures of becoming slutty and obedient sex slave husbands in the new world order in the ever growing royal demon realm

>> No.24673951
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I'm fine with mutual loss

>> No.24673959


>> No.24674032
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so much better with a tail to wag

>> No.24674110

>"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
I don't know, Anon. I just don't know.

>> No.24674128


>> No.24674189
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Good man! One snek is all you'll ever need

>> No.24674199

Wikifag here, added about 40 new kobold images in one go, so I'll take the gallery down for a few minutes.

>> No.24674223

I wonder what other yansnakes would think if you were dating a nonyan white snake would they chide her for letting her husband get away with so much

>> No.24674263

>about 40

>> No.24674269

No, I don't like porn and I am morally opposed to the production of it for commercial use.

>> No.24674281

>How can you let him talk to that harlot
>Now now he's just ordering our drinks she's just works her
>No can't you see her seduction attempts

>> No.24674332

How do I marry two yansnakes?

>> No.24674356

>about 40 in one go
Jesus christ.

>> No.24674373

One thing people did not expect from the portals opening was the mountains of fanfiction written by monsters.

>> No.24674382

sasuga KDF.

>> No.24674395

I appreciate your work but I can't help but imagine you as the meme of the tired looking guy at the computer right now.

>> No.24674416

>twin Shirohebis fall in love with you

>> No.24674467

Choose one monster girl for each of the following:
>Fishnet bodystocking
>Lace bodystocking
>Long sleeve thong leotard

>> No.24674541

>Fishnet bodystocking
>Lace bodystocking
>Long sleeve thong leotard
Gyaru Succubus (or if it’s leopard print then an Oni)

>> No.24674553

>Getting double-teamed by Shirohebis
>Paizuri and breast smother
>Vaginal and breast smother
>Double snek-tongue jobs
>Wrapped up in their coils every night, keeping me nice and cool because cold-blooded
>Sometimes they just keep me wrapped up and keep whispering "I love you" into each ear
Anon, no

>> No.24674564

>>Double snek-tongue jobs

>> No.24674578
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Become childhood friends with two yan snakes and profess your love for the both of them. Expect to deal with constant arguments and fighting as they try for your favor

>> No.24674602

I warned you
>They want to make sure you stay theirs
>They want to give you pleasure that can't anywhere else in the world
>You start getting nervous as they continue to milk an unimaginable amount of cum out of you
>That's when one of them gags you with her tail.
Then the other one's tail starts prodding somewhere else.

>> No.24674614

Okay now you can stop anon.
But you can totally continue it in a pastebin or something.

>> No.24674621
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Does anyone love catgirls anymore?

Aside from occasional memecats, I don't see them mentioned much

>> No.24674622
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I want me a yandere snek like that, but I'd prefer she be a regular lamia and blonde

>> No.24674640

I know there was a great pastebin story with two white snakes, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.

>> No.24674647

Hell yeah.
Sphinx, nekomata, vanilla werecats.
I love my felines.

Nothing like a black haired werecat lazing on the bed.

>> No.24674660

I’m more of a dog person.

>> No.24674670


>> No.24674684

I'd get tackled by a jungle cat I can't understand.

>> No.24674704

Do you think there is a monastic order for men who dedicate themselves to finding their waifu (or at least the species) while trying to resist temptation from others and remain celibate until then?
Sounds like something Eros worshipers might do.

>> No.24674735

Lamia for all of them. I know tail coverings for snakes are bullshit, but I love it anyway.

>> No.24674737
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I am always tired, Anon, so you're not wrong. Besides that, got this from a friend recently, and I don't remember seeing it posted here. Art by Zantchan.
The amount of Kobold art went over the capacity of a single gallery, so now there are two of them.

>> No.24674759

Is it wrong to want a wine goat with massive breasts?

>> No.24674776
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I need this in my life.

>> No.24674780

Jesus fucking christ, that's a lot of KDF.

>> No.24674788

I've said it before, roleswap with a Kobold would be hot.

>> No.24674816

Even if they only have use in the bedroom, it's an extremely valid use.

>> No.24674825

Oh boy, look at this one you guys

>> No.24674860

Fucking KDF.

>> No.24674862

>have Ryu wife
>she notices one of her shrine maidens seems depressed and lonely
>invites her to a threesome
>didn't know Shirohebi could turn that red

>> No.24674886

What's the big deal?

>> No.24674921

No blood allowed by anyone. She cannot draw blood from herself, me, or anyone she feels non-physically threatened by. The same rules apply to me. Exceptions include situations of life and death, and for medical procedures carried out by certified professionals.

>> No.24674959
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It should go without saying but some artists just don't get it.

>> No.24674964

This one too
It's a MLP character

>> No.24674979
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>I'll make you an offer you can't refuse, Anon.

>> No.24675012
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KDF's kobold art shouldn't be in the kobold gallery. They're not even the same thing; something he's said himself, and anyone with eyes can see.

>> No.24675014

This reminds me we don’t have a Pegasus monster girl

>> No.24675019

I see no problem with this.

>> No.24675050

There can be multiple breeds of Kobolds man.

>> No.24675103

They're nothing alike in design. Kobolds are animal from the waist down. KDF's girls are just generic dog girls that honestly look more like tamed werewolves, not kobolds. At the very least, most of it should be moved to the Abomination galleries for obvious reasons.

>> No.24675107

It's been awhile since I've seen you around, how have you been?

>> No.24675114

Well? What's your offer?

>> No.24675141

do mgs have orgies?

>> No.24675182


>> No.24675188

Maybe, but it'd probably be more of 'boning down on your wife while in close proximity to others boning down on their wives', like a Sabbath's Black Mass.

>> No.24675192


>> No.24675207

They can but they not going to switch partner it’s going to be wife/s and husband while another couple is doing they’re own thing

>> No.24675227

>They're not even the same thing; something he's said himself
As much as I hate to admit it, this part is true. He said himself they're not the same as MGE Kobolds

>> No.24675243

I've thought of fucking my wife alongside one of her friends getting fucked by her husband so they can enjoy some time together in a monster girl sort of way.

>> No.24675245

If they're not Kobolds then what should we call him instead of "KDF"?

>> No.24675308

>what should we call him instead of "KDF"?

>> No.24675316

The hot new song that's sweeping the acquatic city Sabbaths.
Rapey Shark

>> No.24675320


>> No.24675322
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Catgirls are pretty vanilla, but I do like them.

>> No.24675327

Oh, you rat fuck.

>> No.24675350

Just start repeating it as a mer-shark comes after you.
It'll make you laugh hard enough to ignore the rape.

>> No.24675466

I know my wife would be eager to participate or even host something like that nor would she be against some swapping.

>> No.24675523

>be wight
>just conquered an Order town
>trying to ingratiate myself with the rabble, most are still wary of undead and monsters
>on advice from one of my subordinates, go to the cinema
>movie about an Order hero fighting monsters
>still allowed because all monsters are pre-succubized form
>intense fight scene between protagonist and antagonist
>slouch down in my seat and yell, "YO, THIS MONSTER FINNA GET SMITED ON"
>everyone laughs
>paladin sucks his teeth and says "You aight, wight girl"
>hear "She cute" from one of the boys

>> No.24675536
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Return the slab.

>> No.24675538

Fucking degenerate.

>> No.24675549

My waifu would...warn me never to do anything I might regret.

And then find ways to lock me in a room with one of her friends that seems tailor made to some fetish of mine.

If I give in, she bursts into the room and the two rape me as a punishment. If I resist, she bursts into the room and the two rape me as a reward.

Is she a sadodere? It seems like it.

>> No.24675594

No monster girl would be ok with swapping after getting a husband in mge’s world that’s not how they work

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>> No.24675623

Imagine trying to police someone else's fantasies.

>> No.24675646

You're one of the /trash/ faggots aren't you.

>> No.24675695

Who is your waifu?

>> No.24675716

All the time if you have a harem. You could be fucking 4 of your wives at once as the rest that cant get in yet, pleasure each other.

>> No.24675726

I never get these people why do you get into mge if you don’t like its rules if you just want monster girls there are tons of other verse that have them and don’t have mge rules

>> No.24675750

No one mentioned MGE or MGE-exclusive girls.

>> No.24675798

To be fair you could just like the designs. For example, I'm not a huge fan of the whole "Rape till he likes it" thing but the monsters are cute and I like the devotion aspect, so I just focus on that part.

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>> No.24675816

In my opinion the setting is very much a set of guidelines and not rules, apart from really egregious things.

>> No.24675823

>really egregious things.
Like NTR?

>> No.24675836

What I meant was one of mge traits and perhaps it’s main one is how devoted the mg are they can’t cheat etc so why get into the setting if you into swapping ntr etc

>> No.24675854

>No answer
Yep, he is one of the cucks who admitted going to the ntr/cuck threads. Even the old futafags from years ago were better than you.

>> No.24675857

i love ocelomeh

>> No.24675871

Again, neither the person asking the question nor the one answering it mentioned MGE

>> No.24675886

Oh no, another Ancient Evil is loose!

>> No.24675894

>edgy cupid writing down the names of single anons in her Rape Note

>> No.24675898

I know but that guy I responded to right now was talking about mge

>> No.24675921
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Me too, wish I could understand them though.

>> No.24675944

Can I have her rebellious ice dragon daughter instead?

>> No.24675961

>why get into the setting
While not the person who brought it up nor do I enjoy talking about such things here. Because 95% of the time I'm vanilla and I prefer vanilla but sometimes the mood hits me and I just tell myself the fantasy is non-canon. I'd be much more happy in MGE's world without any of that but as it's not a possibility there's no point denying the occasional thought.

These matters aren't black and white. I do wish it wasn't posted about here though.

>> No.24675966

Are you ok? Sorry but I have no money.

>> No.24676022

Sounds cute.

>> No.24676036
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Would you suck her dick?

>> No.24676118

God I wish I were a conquistador right now. PLUS ULTRA!

>> No.24676128

Big strong jungle cats conquering the conquistadors!

>> No.24676185

I'd be the timid missionary that gets separated from the group during a surprise attack.

>> No.24676224

>Get home from a rough day at work
>Waifu gives me her usual smug smile and asks me how my day was
>Don't even respond
>Just pull her into a hug and collapse with her on the couch
>Ask her to say she loves me
>Don't have time for her usual tsundere act
>Plead with her to say she loves me
>"I love you."
>Ask her to say it again
>"I love you."
>Keep having her say it
>"I love you. I love you. I love you."

>> No.24676326

>"Cupid, you know you're supposed to write out pairs, not a list, right?"
>meanwhile the alp population is skyrocketing and monsters are panicking as the men they've been stalking are losing their dicks

>> No.24676386

Savescum. A lot.

>> No.24676387

I'mma be real here.
I wouldn't mind alping if it meant an end to lonely nights.

>> No.24676402

Of course! So long as she sucks mine.

>> No.24676429
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I like to think my wife would just scoop me up and cuddle me like a big teddy bear and ask me to tell me about my day

>> No.24676450

After more sweatshopping another part is out. Enjoy.


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>> No.24676723

How did she get around the no singles policy?

>> No.24676799

>he doesn't want to give his monster daughteru's cunny a biblical beatdown with his massive peen

>> No.24676837

Robert was too busy dealing with a riot in the popcorn mines

>> No.24676909

do mg orgies come with buffets?

>> No.24676912

>go to the theater alone because no bf
>all the other monster think I'm too snooty because I'm a wight
>go to buy ticket, put money on the counter and stutter out the movie I want to see
>cute boy selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>he says "I'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>he's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me miss, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager, he looks confused
>ghouls and zombies are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>trying to pull door open, it won't open
>a dullahan walks up to me, laughs and says it's a push door"
>monsters and their husbands start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>everyone laughing at this point
>rip doors off their hinges with spectral hands and run home
>maids ask why I'm home already
>I say "my husband couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>next day I tell my maids that I'm going to the theater again
>I go hide in the woods for 2 hours

>> No.24676951
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>"What do you mean its not fair anon?"

>> No.24676965

Some nights I just want something down my throat. Big meaty tail or otherwise.

>> No.24677028

I feel you anon.

>> No.24677045

Once the portals open and you alp, you can expect that every night.

>> No.24677092

I want my wife to throatrape me with her long tongue.

>> No.24677109

Who is she?
>Lamia Family
>Mucas Toad

>> No.24677156

>riot in the popcorn mines
fuck and I thought those were hell before monsters

>> No.24677181

>ghoul with a tongue long enough to slalom through all her fingers
>on both hands
>"Hey their cutie, wanna see why they call me 'the tonsil buster?'"

>> No.24677202

Jesus fuck

>> No.24677207

Imagine Arachnes in the mines. Pure horror.

>> No.24677227

Gonna take her on a movie date after I find her in the woods

>> No.24677256

What movie?

>> No.24677260
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You know I am really happy that they are just interested in marriage and children. Not ripping me to pieces or worse.

>> No.24677264

The Room

>> No.24677266

The perfect date movie: Die Hard.

>> No.24677302

>"Y-you didn't take me out to dinner first!" You can't just hold a stranger's hand!

>> No.24677306

How do agoraphobic monsters get a cute boyfriend

>> No.24677324

Internet dating services

>> No.24677326

Gross, I get tonsil stones

>> No.24677357

You've been busy

>> No.24677375

>tongue is dextrous enough to constrict your own on her way down your throat
>can't even resist as she makes your mouth hers
>noisily sucking your tongue as her plush lips rub against yours
Livin' the dream

>> No.24677386

Wight women can't jump

>> No.24677407

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to bully lich-san for trying that tanning spell.
It was just a test and, sure, it may have had some unintended side effects but she is NOT 'crispy fried undead'

>> No.24677434

will she let me rub aloe on her burns

>> No.24677448

Yes, although she's pretty much already laying in a tub of it.

>> No.24677497

>Redcaps now have chainsaws

>> No.24677527

>cocky, slutty monster telling you about how her pussy will wring you dry in seconds
>instant loss to hand holding
When will lewd monsters learn?

>> No.24677556

A chainsaw is actually an incredibly poor weapon

>> No.24677563
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Tanning is the latest fashion in the Undead Kingdom.

>> No.24677584

It has good psychological effect.

>> No.24677642

What kind of goods are in her coffin

>> No.24677657

I wonder what it tastes like down there.

>> No.24677710
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Why do so many gluttony demons gotta play up the whole "Gonna eat you up" act even after you figure out they're not actually gonna eat you and just give you a blowjob, and get all pouty when you don't act all scared

>> No.24677729

Does she sell ground beef?

>> No.24677730

Vials of bat blood, eyeballs in jars, the necronomicon. That sort of thing.

>> No.24677784

Does she have a replacement modem?

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>> No.24677827

I wonder how many KDF commissions there are with shit like this.

I wish he'd post them.

>> No.24677828
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Albino cuddlers

>> No.24677879

That's a big no-can-do there anon.

>> No.24677880

Visit the Tanuki merchant in the Automaton Kingdom.

>> No.24677893

That's hot

>> No.24677907

>Carries all kinds of high end body parts in her coffin.
>Zombie wants to buy bigger breasts? She's got pairs of real gazongas that she can stitch on free with purchase.
>Big thighs? No problem. Maybe some junk in the trunk? It's all for sale.

>> No.24677910

You're no fun.

>> No.24677947

guess redcaps will remain plain ol regular horror-movie slashers instead of having badass chainsaws then

>> No.24677952

Write an origin story for your childhood friend turned wife

>> No.24678033

Would her tail fluff be all fiber optics cable and light up like those tiny christmas tree

>> No.24678036

Noisy weapons do kinda ruin their sneak attack.

>> No.24678055

>for whatever reason, you thought it was okay to let your zombie go shopping by herself
>she comes back later with a massive chest and a fat ass
>too aroused to be concerned with how much that cost

>> No.24678087

Gotta be. Also her eyes can spin like a slot machine and become dollar signs.

>> No.24678109

I was thinking of LED eyes that change but spinning ones is a great eyedea

>> No.24678115

If a cat gets upset at you, she has every right to breed with you as retaliation and punishment to quell her emotional trauma even if you decline, according to Cat Kingdom laws.

>> No.24678255
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So, for example…

>> No.24678260

>Have werecat neighbour
>She glares at me every time we cross paths
>Even hissed once when I tried to be friendly and say hello
>One day the Cat Kingdom police bust through my door and drag me in front of a judge
>I am accused of denying the advances of a citizen
>My neighbour is sitting as the accuser
>I try to defend myself explaining how she treats me
>She OBVIOUSLY hates me
>My public defendant tries to stop me, but the courtroom bursts into laughter
>The judge rolls her eyes and mutters something about cute boys not getting the hint
>I get the impression she's glaring at the stenographer herself
>Get a court order to marry her and have 3 daughters at the minimum

>> No.24678343

You people have some fucking weird fantasies

>> No.24678365
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>> No.24678368

Imagine a monster trying to teach her son the joys of mamono and then one day he brings home a fucking human girl.

>> No.24678380

My dude we have a guy here who wants to fuck his kid in a rubber suit, but this is the "weird" one you focus on?

>> No.24678390

She turns that thot into one
He can't say no if he actually loves her anyways

>> No.24678393

I get that more than "I want to be arrested and forced to marry a woman who has displayed no positivity toward me whatsoever"

>> No.24678403


>> No.24678425

So when the judge judges the stenographer, does she wait till hes home for cat cops to drag him in or just wait till court is done for the day to tell him he's being sentenced