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Call her bluff, huff the fluff

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>> No.25046157
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>parties are so noisy

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Yes, they are

>> No.25046184

Would she really trust her man not to just leave her while helpless, or can she still use her fire if he ever steps a meter away?

>> No.25046317
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Waifu commission



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>> No.25046408

I can't remember if they had super strength but I really like the idea of them having super strength.
>Ywn watch a royal beat down between a hobgoblin and a buffstack dwarf
>Ywn watch it descend to naked wrestling

>> No.25046462

Oh no, an overlord! How are even the porters so smug?

>> No.25046482

A Siberian tiger in the south seas?

>> No.25046534

Being tied up by the Pharaoh!

>> No.25046537
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Take me to your leader, Earth-man.

>> No.25046571

What is the snakepit like during winter

>> No.25046611

I'm beginning to think I want to have a Wight and Lich BFFs as my my wives.

>> No.25046626

There is a leader, although he's a little hard headed. When the blood rushes to his head though, it's like he takes direct control. He usually sleeps though, so you might need to rouse him.

>> No.25046632

B-but I didn't do anything wrong! This is unjust!

>> No.25046925

Smelly dumb Aelf scum

>> No.25046938

Monster girls can't seduce me if I'm too self conscious to be able to accept anybody would be into me.

>> No.25046959

Based Jinkofag.

>> No.25046962

I don't see a weapon. I wonder if she picks up her chair and swings it around.

>> No.25047044
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this fucking spider

>> No.25047055

>her thighs are her weapons

>> No.25047147

that's not a spider that's a bunny

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It is been decided that you will be assigned to these women as your communal semen-supplying sex toy.
And remember, no take backs. Now, obey your new mistresses like a good little sex slave you are.

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>> No.25047341

I only like blue goat girls sorry

>> No.25047402
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Extra long lamias

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>> No.25047647

Well, time to see if ghosts can get pregnant.

>> No.25047771

I love that game

>> No.25047781
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Don't be silly

>> No.25047917

How do like your cows? Strong? Milky? Smart? Or spider?

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>> No.25048038
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Milky strong

>> No.25048050

That lamia is from Echidna Wars DX. She's the final boss

>> No.25048065

What kind of pajamas does your waifu wear anon?

>> No.25048093

Me and my waifu sleep in the nude together, cuddled up

>> No.25048099

Silk ones than she made herself

>> No.25048108
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Little blue girls

>> No.25048159

what monster will try to date me without using anything magical or manipulative?

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I agree with >>25048038

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Regal! Brown!

>> No.25048205


>> No.25048212
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Comfy nightgowns like these, or latex catsuits with gags and restraints depending on how kinky we feel.

>> No.25048263

eh, too edgy

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Something comfortable when it's chillier, otherwise she prefers the nude.

>> No.25048391

A Succubus wants to make sure her prey's first time with her is as perfect as possible. If you want normal dating first, she'll give it to you.
Dhampires are not edgy! They are cute!

>> No.25048436

She insists we sleep together nude. I admit I was uncomfortable at first, but give it a few nights and the timidity goes away.

>> No.25048512

Not counting any cute, lacey pajamas I've forced her to wear? Nothing. Just like what she wears outside.

>> No.25048517

>If you want normal dating first, she'll give it to you.
So naive, anon

>> No.25048563

My loli Night Gaunt wife wears nothing but me and my slime at all times.

>> No.25048566

Most canines

>> No.25048683

>Succubus knows I'm terrified of getting magically seduced without any hope of resisting
>Instead decides to do it the normal way
>But knowing she's holding back makes me fear she's only doing this to make me lower my guard
>Then later, she could plunge me into an irresistible, inescapable abyss of pleasure that will turn me into a worthless human being who can do nothing but shake his hips
>Scarousal, but also existential dread
>I end up spilling spaghetti in the middle of Starbucks despite her not even putting the moves on me
I hate how my greatest fear runs side by side with my darkest fantasy.

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What’s the best way to ensure a low level h’orc with a penchant for cuddling ends up as the warboss of the region so all her underlings ends up equally cuddly?

>> No.25048728

Shirohebis bad and deserve to be alone and unloved

>> No.25048783

Imagine telling a Tanuki you want to start a family owned and operated business, and that you want a lot of new employees

>> No.25048814

Is it strange that I don't want to eat my waifu out, but would gladly lick all over the rest of her?

Also, I want her to do the same to me. No limits in that case.

>> No.25048852

Yes, and it's cruel

>> No.25048870

Snowflake and paw print onesie pajamas

>> No.25048876

Kinda, why don't you want to?

Good, your body is for her to taste.

>> No.25048992

Not into it. No desire to do so willingly. It just goes over the line for me when it comes to submissive acts.

I'm open to being coerced or trained, so long as it's just for fun.

>> No.25049144

>take a Tanuki to bed
>tease her while you make her say all of her dirtiest fantasies to you
>they mostly involve you and her starting a non profit organization together

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I like the offbrand ones

>> No.25049150

t. CC Ryu whose attendants all got married while she's still single

>> No.25049175

My wife has a few sets that she absolutely loves. I joke with her that she has a set of pajamas for every month and holiday.

>> No.25049200
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What do you think about pixies? Their behaviour sounds fun, and I think it would really be fun to explore the world at a different size for a day. Both of you getting shrunk really small and hiding in plain sight somewhere or going to somehwere that would be very hard to find would be great too. And that's not even mentioning the idea of going to a fairy kingdom and getting a fairy harem and fucking them at the same size, all human like. Pixies are a little overlooked.
Also, is there a pixie anon? I noticed a few designs on the gallery that looked like oc. Never heard about him if so.

>> No.25049250

It's a shame that MGE pixie doujin is still hidden away

>> No.25049338

You've got taste then, eating out or licking below the knees is pretty cucked.

>> No.25049342

>I'm gonna crash your stock markets

>> No.25049374

>he doesn't want to make out with a loli monster's cunny and/or butthole
that's pretty homogay anon desu

>> No.25049404

>not showing your dominance by making your monster wife a puddle with repeated orgasms caused via oral only.
you are weak

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I'm gonna worship the Pharaoh's cute feet, an nobody will stop me!

>> No.25049472

>he doesn't want to make out with a manticore's tailpussy

>> No.25049511

>he doesn't want to suck his daughteru's toes

>> No.25049524

I'm the first guy, and I just don't see that as dominant, unless I've got her by the knees or something in a vertical 69.

>> No.25049573

Just tie her up and don't stop licking her until she's cum heaps of times anon, it's not that hard to do dominant oral.

>> No.25049677


She's too late.


They're pretty good. The way they dress is really sexy, I wish KC would update the art for all the older monsters.

>> No.25049738

Restrain her. Making a monster cum without her being able to pleasure you is apex domination.

>> No.25049807

You could do that with your fingers.

>> No.25049830

>First we'll make them talk! Then we'll make them squawk!

>> No.25049894
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I don't even really care about loli-esque bodies and ratatoskr was my favorite the moment I saw the original artwork.

>> No.25049943

>Booby traps the fridge to stop you from stealing the pudding
>So she can steal it herself

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>> No.25049978

Nutty breath

>> No.25049980

Yeah, that's more of my jam. Maybe it's an experience thing, or a comfort thing, but I just prefer to use my hands for thay sorta thing.

I played an instrument in school, but that just makes more sense for kissing than licking.

>> No.25050004

Such tiny tail and wings

>> No.25050028

all better to fool you into thinking you're safe

>> No.25050030

She’s wearing Crocs, I know I can run faster than her!

>> No.25050031

Dont worry anon. You can find non loli ratas if you just want to huff them.

>> No.25050205

I've seen 5'0 flatties around my age. They're real.

The important thing is the fluff.

>> No.25050283

Why run when she can fly?

>> No.25050284


Her body type doesn't matter. I just want a good person who's compatible.

>> No.25050312

This sounds like taillet cope

>> No.25050364
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Clingy Automaton that keeps sending you messages and checking in on you at work

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Be sure to make your bedroom an interior room, so that it can be completely darkened. Sneks like hiding spots, and a little, comforting den for her to slither into is recommended. The room shouldn't be too large either but not super tight. Also consider giving the room excellent temperature control for her comfort as she'll want a warmer meal so she can speed up digestion. She'll be tired after she eats that roasted pig or turkey whole. And also add a few amenities for her entertainment, including you

>> No.25050429

>They'll all sent at 15 minute intervals, down to the exact millisecond

>> No.25050460

>after she eats that roasted pig or turkey whole
Not sure if I want to watch. Might add a bit of scarousal to my boner when she's sucking me off all night long.

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>> No.25050514

>Might add a bit of scarousal to my boner
That's what make monster girls so great. Indulge in it

>> No.25050566

You know what? You're right.

The undercurrent of predation intermixed with the sexual tension is key to the MG experience.

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>> No.25050752

You're talking to the guy who wrote that snippet of green.

>> No.25050931

I grope her boobies

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I want Shiro’s Echidna to slowly coil around me and let me fondle her flat chest.

>> No.25051056

What color lipstick does your Dear Wife wear, anon? Does she lay it on thick to leave marks all over you or does she have a more reserved application?

>> No.25051063

>She doesn't even flinch.
>She just grabs your hands in her own and starts guiding you along at a nice steady pace.
>Giving you a good feel of all that she has to offer.
>You feel calm. All your stress melts away as you explore her body, under her direction.
>Yes. That's it. Just follow her lead.
>Good boy.
>Trust her. Love her. Fall for her.

>> No.25051064

Orcs level up into high Orcs if there isn't a high orc there already and they've gained enough experience.

>> No.25051160

What’s the thing your waifu does that makes you pop a fearboner?

>> No.25051184

>Cute but experienced plump p'orc girl going about her day
>Her little group of friends don't have much, but they have been at it for a while and are happy with their life
>She could stand to lose a little weight, but ultimately is happy with herself
>She casually picks up a hammer and gives a tiny repair to her war-club that looked a bit out of shape
>Suddenly in a poof of smoke and a flash of green light, she looks down to find herself a muscular, six-packed, big tusked big tittied High Orc with a full majestic mane and an extra foot or two of height

>> No.25051252

Reminder that pink, domestic pigs become dark, hairy boars after being lost in the wild

>> No.25051266

I imagine my Night Gaunt wife can secrete slime from her lips to give herself natural black lipstick.She has an oral fixation an constantly needs to suck on my tentacles at all times.

>> No.25051293

Black, if she bothers to wear any at all. Her skin color is plenty exotic as is.
Not to say she doesn't keep a supply of various colors, with various effects for when she wants to have some fun.
She so loves to make a mess of my face, my clothes...all of me, really.

Fuck. It's too early in the day to get this horny. She'd probably be laughing her ass off about now.

>> No.25051381

That's super hot! Lovely idea, I'm sure she's quite gorgeous to look at when she's slurping those tentacles!
Its never too early to be horny with a hot, lewd, dripping Mamano dear wife!

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Don’t care
Big paws
In face

>> No.25051476

Look at me. Speak to me. Touch me. Her every action taken towards me can bring about a hauntingly addictive cocktail of arousal and dread, depending on the subtle details and my own mental state.

It's a curse, honestly. She takes great pains to hold back, and prevent my fall into the abyss. As fun as it would be to break me into a perpetually horny little slut, she'd rather I still retain some usefulness in other things. Plus she likes seeing my dominant side now and again.

>> No.25051713

I don't care that it's unreasonable, I want a big buff Rata.

>> No.25051817

Red, but she only wears any on very special, rare occasions.

>> No.25051980

Dark blue, she says she loves the way it contrasts with my pale skin.

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Black lipstick but she demands I come home with a different color smeared on my cock each day

>> No.25052309

You know its a good night when she comes out wearing it then!
Ahh, what a fantastic color, hard to pull off, but that makes it all the better!
A rainbow by day's end earns you quite the ecstatic clean-off by her I'm sure!

>> No.25052404

I want a non-sabbath loli Dark Mage to lightly hug my head while I suck on her almost flat chest, and tease me by asking if I'm sure I don't want to wait for them to get bigger.

>> No.25052461
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do mice mate in groups like a reverse gangbang or how does it work?

>> No.25052703

This is the wrong kind of horny for that. This is the pitiful horny that leads to me getting teased for hours on end, till she finally decides to drain me dry in a matter of seconds so I lose consciousness instead of going insane.

Or if she's not in the mood for that, she'll force some non-lewd cuddles until I calm down. Maybe make me brush her, so I can focus on something other than my own lewd fantasies.

>> No.25052710

First they throw a globe filled with aphrodisiac gas, second a mouse with a mancatcher gets you, third a mouse in black robes pounces you, and finally they rape you making you cum inside each of them. And demon lord help you if you alert a horde of buff Amazon tier black mice or a big ogre sized mouse

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I want to shoot ropes in fat nerd pussy.

>> No.25052798

You forgot the condensed jabber breath flamethrower rats. Those things can make a man cum for hours.

>> No.25053037

Which MG would instantly get wet when you hit them with this beast of a pickup line?
>are you a school?
>because I want to shoot kids in you

>> No.25053131
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Geeze. Large Mouse gangrape seems pretty intense.

But we can go further. Giant Otter gangrape. The sound of it is eerily similar to the laughter of children.

>> No.25053140

communist demon realm or capitalist demon realm?
liberal demon realm or authoritarian demon realm?
any combo demon realms?

>> No.25053145
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Nerdy girls need tons of love shown to them

>> No.25053207

Manticore, memelord Alp

>> No.25053305

does shooting endless ropes of cum inside her while she's fully cumflated count as giving her love?

>> No.25053308
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God, I really want one

>> No.25053310

>ywn knock up your mouse gf in front of her mom and sisters only to have her watch as you do the same to them


>> No.25053424

All demon realms are radfam by canon.
There, I said it.
Writhe in agony, faggot.

>> No.25053452

All monsters care about is sex. Give yourself a break from the politics, fag.

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They wouldn't want it any other way.

>> No.25053493

Those legs are just asking to be grabbed and yanked.

>> No.25053596

Don't be a bully.

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Sad Wendi

>> No.25053688

I see demon realms as a Star Trek level post scarcity society that doesn't exist in real life. To me it's meaning less to try and compare it to any existing system.

>> No.25053691

The lengths some male wizards go to to remain chaste are just embarrassing. Using illusions to make himself look repulsive and trying to gain reputation as "Wizard Anon the Hideous", all waste of time when he could just find a nice magic wife like Dark Mage or Lich who would gladly help him with his studies.

>> No.25053774

So does this mean men have little to no civil rights compared to mamono where mamono are allowed to do whatever because they're more likely to not be shit-stains?
Would men be okay with it as long as it doesn't affect what's most important, which is his romantic and sex life with his wife/harem/daughterus/momster(s)?
Is a matriarchy justifiable because men in power will just lead to Order 2.0 and monsters should have authority over men because they know what's good for them?

>> No.25053846

Of course. It's a good idea to kiss her while cumming inside of her once again so she gets you.

>> No.25053852

>Anon spreads the rumour of his uglyness to remain single
>Rumour spreads, and eventually warps
>What started as an unflattering face ends as a monstruous difiguration
>His back is rumoured to be hunched at a 90 degree angle
>Not one of his teeth grow straight
>Has more warts on his nose than hairs on his head
>He becomes the stuff of folk tales
>Eventually monster girls start hearing of this
>Some of the less popular monster girls start to seek him out, hoping to find a bachelor so hopess as to marry them
>Some seek him because of their warped tastes, hoping to be ravaged by such a disgusting man
>Some even seek him as a symbol of status
>Owning such a rare specimen of human is its own reward
>Plan backfires spectacularly as more and more women try to find him

>> No.25053989

I wonder what talking about politics with a demon would be like.
I bet she would just humor you or try to get you angry to the point where to try to "rape" her.

>> No.25054048

nah, she wouldn't get a man to rape her. men aren't that crazy enough like the mad lasses, these monsters are.

>> No.25054099

>When you go out to grill and the neighbors wolfu daughters are looking over the fence at you.

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Feed the poor things

>> No.25054118

is this how a lot of young teen pornos start?

>> No.25054123

But they're going to be eating dinner in a bit.
And one of them is 19.

>> No.25054156

Doggos can't resist freshly cooked meat.

>> No.25054175

Puppi cunni!

>> No.25054189

Imagine getting so pissed at your wife that you tell her to sleep on the couch tonight.

>> No.25054237

hopefully she's not loopy in the head. because those kinds of monsters would either beat your ass or rape you for sanctioning them romantically.

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>And one of them is 19
That doesn't stop the big Wendigo family from going BBQ hunting!

>> No.25054252

If you were that angry, would she respect that or would she desperately try to make it up to you?
I guess it depends on the girl.

>> No.25054293

Thats only because Wendidad Needs to buy time for him to prepare their own BBQ with extra cariboo ribs for the neighbors they crashed.

>> No.25054403

>Miss Whitehorn at the Wendigo house for dinner to celebrate Wendi-chan's great grades
Does she react at all when the huge rack of cariboo ribs gets put down on the table?

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Fat Wendigos!

>> No.25054477

Would squish her squishy meat.

>> No.25054479

Are you implying that Ms. Whitehorn doesn't enjoy a good rack of ribs?

That's what happens to City Wendis.
Its great.

>> No.25054522

>She finds a book seemingly titled How To Cook WhiteHorns

>> No.25054544

Which monster girl would look the best in this leotard?

>> No.25054637

I think she needs exercise.
What's a good exercise regimen for a young little mamono?

>> No.25054644

Loli Devil.

>> No.25054671

Nothing comes to mind.

>> No.25054680

s e x

>> No.25054693

Put stretchy meat on a string and stick and watch her go

>> No.25054696

Bearhanded hunting, either for meat or a husband

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>> No.25054714

Some pussy-stretching is a good way to start! All she needs a big fat adult cock to get her stretching!

>> No.25054731

Tie her up on a treadmill or an exercise bike and let her burn off the extra calories for a few hours. Bonus points if you make her wear a rubber catsuit too so she can really work up a sweat.

>> No.25054778

Is there any monster that is more of a voyeur than a rata?

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You see a monster out with her momster, (assuming the dad is dead or something) which do you go for?

>> No.25054916

She can definitely write up some smut articles based on anon squishing his marshmellow cat

>> No.25054931

She looks evil

>> No.25054951

Neither, that’s a fucking weird approach if ever I’ve heard one.

>> No.25055054

I'm too autistic to approach either. I just look straight at the ground and move past them

>> No.25055168

it's rape to approach a woman

>> No.25055196

There's probably going to be "How to approach Autistic Men" classes for Monsters when the portals open.

>> No.25055254

>Section IV: The Chase

>> No.25055308

Gazer doesn't strike me as a real a voyeur, she only really looks at gazerfag

>> No.25055318

Kinda hard if they don't want to use force.

>> No.25055321

So a P'Orc W'AAAAAAGH! What would that look like?

>> No.25055354

Monsters like Titanias and Kikis would probably want to put in the effort.

>> No.25055394

Lewdhammer > Warhammer

>> No.25055584

>Inari just lets a tail brush the man as they pass
>then catches the man in her tails as he crumples on the spot
Mofu: Not Even Once

>> No.25055636

How come we never hear about kikis using their fluffy tails?

>> No.25055663

Do human boys even need rights to begin with? They almost never know what makes themselves happy, and when they do, they're usually too scared to just give in and feel good.

>> No.25055685

Instead of banging a young teen fox, you can bang her wrinkly old grandma!

>> No.25055709

>The P'Orc pantheon is simple, it consists of two goddesses: Morka and Gorka
>Gorka is brutal but cunning, while Morka is cunning but brutal
>Once every few years, there will a appear a sufficiently strong, brutal, and extremely horny P'Orc amongst the many tribes. She will raise to the rank of High Orc, and soon Morka and Gorka will fill her head with thoughts of a cute boy squirming under her hips
>This sexually frustrated Orc will, in between moments of frenzied masturbation, shout the call of the W'AAAAGH! driving the tribes under her command for a campaign against the humie kingdoms
>The P'Orcs will only unite for this reason: to get laid, or die trying

>> No.25055725

Why are you saying that like I wouldn't target the older fox in the first place?

>> No.25055736

Sexy wendi! When did LN draw this?

>> No.25055759

No, they really don't. Plus, for those that want to be with a monster, it won't matter what rights they don't have as long as they can be with those monsters forever.

>> No.25055801

why do you people keep making these freaky posts
why do you have a fetish for losing your human rights

>> No.25055806

>die trying.
As if. They just get hornier and submissive. The pig stench from the soldiers houses as they dominate their porc wives is annoying

>> No.25055813

Because I have expected the lot of you to fetishize youth before everything else.
Old wrinkly monsters are just as sexy as every other monster of different age groups.
When do you think will KC draw an old monster?

>> No.25055848

Why not both at the same time?

>> No.25055934

>or die trying
What are zombie p'orcs like?

>> No.25056049

not very fluffy and they use it to clean so it's filthy

>> No.25056158

It's not really a fetish for me, nor do I want to be mistreated. I just want to focus on romancing my Waifu, or any hobbies I might pick up.

>> No.25056171

>be a student of the combat arts in a martial arts/combat arts school
>In dojo, sparring with Jinko before the Grand Master
>All your punches and grapples seem to grope and fondle, so is the same for the Jinko
>Get showered in unagi joro mucus after accidentally bumping into a giant shelf full of urns
>Clothes seemingly fly off at random
>Get tangled up and go to the ground, attempts to stand up only illicit certain senses
>Attempting to stand, she slips and impales herself...
>...It has been hours since you both have been trying to free each other from yourselves, since both have at least tried to stop filling her womb with your seed, the poor Jinko has since been hazed out into her mamono instincts and can only mindlessly rut you
>The Grand Master congratulates you both on your display of fraternity and creativity

>A couple months later, you and Tung-Mei have since made preparations for a future with a child
>While unorthodox of a way to meet, it was fortunately able to work out in the end

>> No.25056198

I really don't get it anon. You can still do those things if you have rights.

>> No.25056228

>Why not both at the same time?
because young girls are annoying especially the fox ones.

>> No.25056250

That can be easily remedied with a bit of rope or duct tape and a ball gag anon.

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>> No.25056314

I like the idea of relinquishing myself wholly to someone I trust, she can handle all the details.

>> No.25056374

>he doesn't like lolifoxes in bondage

>> No.25056381

Somewhere a Tanuki just had a spontaneous orgasm.

>> No.25056404

Jinko tongues should be comparable to other feline tongues, right?

>> No.25056475

I don’t know what would make anyone think otherwise.

>> No.25056548

>Demon and Tanuki get into a fistfight trying to get through Anon's front door

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>> No.25056634

I was wondering if they're rougher than in other cats.

>> No.25056714

Lamia cosplaying as a Viper from XCOM.

>> No.25056715
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Reasons to have sex with young monstergirls
>it's exercise that will keep her in shape
>lots spirit energy will make sure she grows healthy and strong
>she gets to spend much more blissful time with you than christmas cakes can with their beloved

>> No.25056722

Never really understood bondage
It just seems like a shitload of effort... to make sure that you have to put in ALL the effort.

>> No.25056970

Reminder to knock the books out of the hands of that nerdy oni with the glasses and push her into some lockers.

>> No.25056972

I want a bunch of violent kuro sabbath lolis to gang rape me and make me orgasm so much to the point where i'm retarded off of cunny!

>> No.25057000

Dominance and submissiveness. There are few things more submissive than letting yourself get tied up so you can't physically resist.

>> No.25057002

That's the entire point though, the extra effort is supposed to be an incredibly intimate and loving time for you and her. It's the ultimate bonding experience, pun only slightly intended. Also, the best subs are the ones who do their best to participate as much as they can, especially when restrained.

>> No.25057060

You are basically guaranteed to meet her later in your life if you do that. You will both be single, she will have blossomed into a beautiful woman, and when you meet there will be some tension.
She will ask to have a couple of drinks with you, and before you know it, you'll be balls-deep inside her in the amazon position in the alley behind the bar

>> No.25057080

really fucking hate when it's pushed as the pinnacle of intimacy

>> No.25057135

So my long-con seduction technique worked exactly as planned.

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>That's the entire point though
I'll stick to body-part-based restraints, thanks.

>> No.25057241

>i'm retarded

>> No.25057283

Cunny is the dankest drug of all anon, be careful.

>> No.25057286

One of the reasons I love the chaos transformations and potions so much. I like Maledom but I would prefer restraining and doming a monster using tentacles that I can feel than use sex toys or restraints.

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Dr. Mario & chill?

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>> No.25057755

Always did prefer the Chill music over Fever.

>> No.25057835
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>the aliens are invading!

>> No.25057868

i'd like to sex one

>> No.25057873

>getting probed by aliens

>> No.25057899

ayy lmao

>> No.25057901

>not using your dick to do the probing
For shame, anon

>> No.25058053
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I want to grind my bulge against a shortstack's fat tits so bad.

>> No.25058142

I'd rather a thigh-job with puff puff from a tallstack.

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Eno Yukimi's obsession with Sturm is great

>> No.25058165

No, I will not be careful. I will ruin my life by taking too much cunny. I want to feel good and if overdoing on cunny does what I desire, than I am willing to die horribly from dicking cute little horny sabbath girls.

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While I lean towards monogamy, I wonder about difficulties with building a muscle harem.

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>> No.25058188

absolute madman.

>> No.25058211

Zero difficulty, just go to the gym and steal glances at a group of Mamono.

>> No.25058257

Do you have to prove your strength to them, or will they just naturally gravitate to weak human boys?

>> No.25058303

Depends on the monster.
You just have to kinda exist in the area to get Hellhounds on you, but you're going to have to really go the extra mile to distract, say, a Jinko from their regimen.

>> No.25058352

I hate going to the gym, but if I could get a harem of muscular MGs I wouldn’t mind going to the gym everyday with them.

>> No.25058370

What if you're doing squats in tight gym shorts and you dick and balls pop out?

>> No.25058380
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All I did was ask if she was ever gonna grow up why is wight-san mad at me for asking? She’s had the same body type since she was a zombie

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>> No.25058424

Muscle-lich magics new pants on you.
You're distracting others and impeding the optimal efficiency of gains.

>> No.25058461

>muscle-lich fixes your wardrobe malfunction
>all the monsters who were enjoying it are disappointed and/or annoyed

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Reminder Sturm already has a boyfriend.

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Such is the price of progress sometimes.

>> No.25058538

That's just the polite way to greet a shortstack. Grabbing her head and pushing it against your crotch is also acceptable.

>> No.25058559

>Implying muscle lich wouldn’t make the pants turn invisible when you squat

>> No.25058570

Pick one

>> No.25058623

>she struggles for a second before she get a whiff of you man musk
>then her head starts to spin
>when you finally let her go, she just looks up at you with heart-pupils and a dope smile on her face

>> No.25058624
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I love latenight's minos. They are so strong yet so cute.

>> No.25058633

>Heat lamp on sleepy snakes
That's how you get not so sleepy snakes.

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Then why even have pants in the gym?
LN Minos are good girls!

>> No.25058698

>Getting mad because of a talk about politics

>> No.25058722

sad, many such cases

>> No.25058873

Imagine having to ask your Apophis waifu to come to bed and stop shitposting about the local Pharaoh

>> No.25058891
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beats talking to the anubis about slavery and the merits of pyramids

>> No.25058972
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The only reason Morrigan is letting you stay at her castle is because she needs someone to play with Lilith.

>> No.25058989
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But I want to play with Morrigan

>> No.25059011

Small but meaty, as all cows should be.

>> No.25059070

>The pharaoh is a disgrace to us and her lineage
>She’s over 3,000 years old and still doesn’t have a consort let alone an heir
>She hasn’t commissioned any pyramids or statues of herself allowing the treasury to grow to a degree it’s attracting dragons
>Anubis slave masters are hard pressed to find work for their slaves
>The girtablilu assassins haven’t been sent on a mission to eliminate politically rivals in years
>From the way it’s looking her brother who was married off to vampire will be next in line for the throne and his wife would block out the sun’s golden honeyed rays

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Play with both of them.

>> No.25059119
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I don't want to

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Penetrate Lilith or get raped.
And trust me, a succubus rape is a lot worse than you think when you resist.

>> No.25059201

That's the dream.

Then again, if their Vampire Savior ending is any indication, you get both anyway.

>> No.25059209

>A pharaoh is safe from being overthrown if the apophis gets married
>But it won't save her from getting trolled by the grape snake
Do you think trolls would get insulted by the term internet troll

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Lilith doesn't even have tiddies. What's the point

>> No.25059498

flat chests are fine

>> No.25059546

Lady looks like a dude.

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Eh, you're right. Morrigan's got the stuff.

>> No.25059597

girls can look cute with some boy haircuts

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Not when the rest of them is boy

>> No.25059628
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And that clearly ain't it.

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My poor Yepa was so alone before I got there to help warm her up.

>> No.25059695

>Mrs. Troll wondering why everyone is calling the poster a troll when it’s obvious she’s an Apophis
>Oomukade that sees glow in the dark Lilims is calling Mrs. Troll a troll and tells her to KYS and maybe she’ll have a better chance getting a boy as a zombie
>Mrs. Troll is confused and affirms she is a troll posting a picture of herself and Anon at the beach
>Users begin begging to post more of Anon preferably nude and I provocative situations
>Apophis not wanting to be outdone posts her and Anon
>Even forces Anon to pose and make webms of them kissing just to flex on the NEETS
>Meanwhile Ms. Pharaoh is lurking the thread schlicking to Anon and Apophis
>Gets her spy masters searching for them so they can be brought to justice for insulting her highness
>And totally not because she doesn’t think it’s hot to invite her families ancient enemy into her ancestors bedroom and watch them fuck on her sheets
>And totally wouldn’t beg to join in submitting herself to the Apophis willing to give up everything to lose her v-card

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Big ass!

>> No.25059776

sad wendi

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I bet she’s just sad cause doesn’t have any stretchy meat

>> No.25059879

Any daughteru-dickers here?

>> No.25059916

No fuck off

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imagine being having some bug as a gf

>> No.25060033

Lich and Wight who started as zombie she raised for you is better IMO.

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>> No.25060164

I want to know how bad gently playing with their antenna messes with them.

>> No.25060221

I've never been a fan of the Zombie -> Wight process. I prefer it when they were raised as a Wight to start with.

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Bros, I love Yetis

>> No.25060294

But do they love you?

>> No.25060347

While zombies are certainly less appealing than gorgeous wights, couples who go through the process are probably a lot closer for it.

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What the punishment for males proactively dating a monster girl in demon lands?

>> No.25060646

arn't you forgetting something?

>> No.25060671

No, I don't think so.

>> No.25060674

Endless rape to the man

>> No.25060680

That's something I don't want to hear from a smug mindflayer.

>> No.25060727

Of course not.

>> No.25060745

the same thing we do every night

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Why does she drink so

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>> No.25060763

She is not a vampire tho, she is a succbutt.

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>> No.25060940

This is why you should take out the collar while you're giving it to her doggy-style, so she can't say no.

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>> No.25061016

oh shit, good night anon.
Where is he?

>> No.25061102

>nightmares on suicide watch

>> No.25061157

So can I just casually onahole a fairy without context like an autist?

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>> No.25061395
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who's going to stop you?

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>tfw no powerbottom Nacha to hatefuck into the ground while she eggs you on

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Gentle reminder.

>> No.25061495

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that telling a medusa she makes you 'rock hard' is just asking to get petrified for a bit.

>> No.25061607

Petrified for a joke? That's just stone cold.

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So she can try to beat this.

>> No.25061737

With a few more misunderstandings Mrs. Troll might end up the new Pharaoh

>> No.25061850

I like this sort of threat analysis

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What's the best way to "break" an elf?

>> No.25061892

The E in aren’t!

>> No.25061952

Where is Sister Sinclair?

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If I dominate a high orc do I gain control of her orc friends?

>> No.25062093

Of course. You're Da Boss now.

>> No.25062103

Do jub-jubs bathe in cum baths to soak in your stinky salty cum?

>> No.25062142

That implies that they'd stop riding their husbands long enough for him to fill something large enough for them to bathe in.

>> No.25062179

She will never be as broken as you anyway

>> No.25062342

I hope Anon gets bullied by big jungle cat butts.

>> No.25062454

Do not call a Werewolf a catgirl.

>> No.25062460

i accept this fate

>> No.25062535

does a werewolf that constantly asks for directions become a where-wolf?

>> No.25062548

No, she lives in a bamboo forest. She can't be that lost.

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>> No.25062646

Three little P'Orcs vs one Big Bad Werewolf.

>> No.25062707

i want to shave her pubes and make her a bare-wolf

>> No.25062733

>Dad my friends are here, please stop making puns.

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I got myself a pack.

>> No.25063139

I bet sex-ed would like half of the curriculum in MGE schools.

>> No.25063152

That doesn't sound very educationally balanced.

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>> No.25063266

if you consider all the useless shit and stuff that is only for specific career paths that we teach then yes it is

>> No.25063491

Dirty cat

>> No.25063515

This shadow dick meme never fails to make me laugh because of the light source

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Stupid sexy knife ears, always making me want to breed them!

>> No.25063604

I'd run off with Momiji, Holo and Liru. A fine Wolfpack. The Racoon can stay.

>> No.25063707

Raph is a dog, not a raccoon.

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How are you supposed to defeat them? Spec into willpower?

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A human male and human female are on a date. But then, a Monstergirl stumbles upon their date.


Wether or not it's a Radical Corrupting Demon Realm Monstergirl or one of the more gentler and friendlier and less aggressive monstergirls. What would a Mamono do?

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Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

>> No.25064021

>What would a Mamono do?

>> No.25064224

>What would a Mamono do?
Watch like the perverts they are

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How do we feel about tomboy yetis?

>> No.25064268

Give them blessings perhaps, or tie the red string to their pinkies

>> No.25064270

Let them be. There's beauty in a pure blank canvas.

>> No.25064277

i don't care for yetis

>> No.25064316

It is expected of me, due to my nationality, that I should be interested in hockey. I fear she would think so as well.

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I want a /fit/ tomboy canadian yeti

>> No.25064532

That's a whole new can of worms right there

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Really though it'd probably be like
none of it.
It's not like you have to teach (normal) kids how to breathe.

>> No.25064778

Seems pretty straightforward

>> No.25064813

"Target practice"

>> No.25064925

>bubble slime
Probably couldn't do much of anything out in the open.

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>Nurse Yeti, here to administer hugs!

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You tell your waifu "I love you", how does she react?

>> No.25065135

She kisses me to shut me up.

>> No.25065190

She tries to play it cool with a smug smile or something of the like.
But she can't stop the tailwag.

>> No.25065226

Bros I keep bullying that nerdy mouse girl with those gay glasses but I think she likes it? I pick her up and shake all the loose change out of her for lunch money but she never runs away or tells the principal or anything. She makes this weird face too, kinda ruins it for me. What do?

>> No.25065237

Bully her more

>> No.25065242

Go Canada. I'm some twat that grew up in SoCal born in Canada with Canadian parents, I still find Hockey entertaining because it fully admits that most people are there for the violence but I can't ice skate worth a damn. I'll watch it if I've got nothing better to do though. Love that somehow I track the puck better than some of my American friends that have been over and wanted to watch a game, might be the autism though

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I've tried giving her a noogie once but her face turned red and she started to moan and nibble on my arm. Fucking weirdo.

>> No.25065396

I'm not Canadian.

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Very aggressive tail wagging followed by lots of hugs and then hard fucking

>> No.25065448

So some form of Scandinavian? I'm out of countries that actually care about hockey outside of those 3

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Finland is not Scandinavian

>> No.25065714

Shit I think Canada's had a greater impact on history than Finland. Have fun

>> No.25065764

Not true!

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>> No.25065912

>having impact
The only thing Canada had imapct on was the production of maple syrup and the amount of mentally ill transpeople

>> No.25065934

Game on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions_and_discoveries

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Guys enough with the nationalism, Canada and Finland are both silly places.

>> No.25066460

Nationalism's great, fuck you. I bet you're salty because your nation doesn't have any cool monstergirls.

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Perfectly trustworthy monsters.

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>Nationalism's great
Imagine being a boot licker

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what food are yoy allways down for?

>> No.25066766

>Nationalism's great
/monster/ is a few blocks down

>> No.25066808

Pasta bolognese
Chicken rogan josh (and every other form of chicken, rice and curry)
Kebab and fries

>> No.25066812

Nationalism =/= statism
Lefty/pol/'s over on reddit.

He didn't answer, just deflected. He's a lorelet. His ancestors didn't invent hot monster chicks, laugh at him.

>> No.25066865

my brain went "isnt justice blind?" and then "oh right she could smell it"

>> No.25066875

This, I don't care what country I'm in, as long as I can worship my memehound wife's abs

>> No.25066921

usually if it has meat and spicy cheese im game

>> No.25067018

Spicy cheese?

>> No.25067043


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Well yeah, I like my cheese to have kick, and sometimes i get bored of extramature cheddar

>> No.25067189

She looks like she has office workers for breakfast

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I wanna make ancient dragons feel young again

>> No.25067496

How old is "ancient"?

>> No.25067585

Do I really need to describe what happens next?

>> No.25067866

A always assumed that in MGE, anything pre-current DL would be ancient.
I want a ancient lich that's very confused why a living human would love her.

>> No.25068254

uzaki-chan has really strange body proportions for a shortstack

>> No.25069078

I'm gonna file a noise complaint about the p'orc hoard that keeps having noisy parties way into the night and I'm not invited.

>> No.25069227

Yes you do. What would happen if a Hellhound tries to play Cupid and Love Doctor?

>> No.25069262

How does your wife smells like?

>> No.25069268

Yeti nee-sans are the coolest.

>> No.25069323

You know what it smells like when you burn birch?

>> No.25069366

She's literally short and stacked, what do you mean? She looks exactly the way you'd expect a short, small thin asian woman to look.

Except she has huge tits.

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How cool would it be for a wurm to have a undergound gem cavern?

>> No.25069447

>Doesn't know what they are
>Doesn't know how valuable they are
>Just found it one day while tunneling and she liked how shiny they were

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How would a Bank Robbery or Bank Heist or any Heist work out in the MGE setting? Be it daring human bank robbers being mad enough lads to try robbing or pulling off a heist on a Monstergirl Museum or a Monstergirl bank, or any super rich and wealthy high income business owned by a Danuki. Or Monstergirl heisters pulling off a heist of the century on an Order Treasury.

So basically Payday/Payday 2, but with MGE and MGE elements. Wat do, or how would it play out?

>> No.25069547

I combine the ideas. We use a Wurm to enter a vault, and then later on we discover the Wurm was already the owner of wealth that far exceeded anything the bank held.

>> No.25069614

Probably like various potions. So not bad but... intresting.
Blood and perfume.

>> No.25069630

it's probably the thin part

>> No.25069649

I dunno, genetics dude. Although she apparently doesn't do much physical activities. Only watched the first ep, idk. She reminds me of a hobgoblin.

>> No.25069874

Slightly bad breath and a hint of blood on the inside
The desert sands and dirt on the outside

>> No.25069877

New car smell.

>> No.25069923

wet stuff

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So I managed to change the monster girl on the screen and transfer data between scenes(Yeah, I am an absolute novice) but figuring out the fighting system is a pain since I feel like the level up system is too much for me to handle.
I feel so much appreciation and respect for actual gamedevs.

>> No.25070317

A Sahu!

>> No.25070370

Police capture them when the drill breaks down
and the tanuki owner of the bank demands to personally deal with the ring leader

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>While zombies are certainly less appealing than gorgeous wights, couples who go through the process are probably a lot closer for it.
There's an alternate route to be a closer couple with a wight.

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>your slime starts shaking after absorbing enough of your jizz
>this thing pops out of her
>looks at you curiously

>> No.25070709

I'll call her Eleanor.

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>> No.25070997

Being invited to a Kiki's birthday party only to find out it was a pack of wild feral Hellhounds trying to get you right where they wanted you to be.

>> No.25071043

Put it back

>> No.25071089

Gonna void a demon's contract!

>> No.25071090

The term comes from a fishing technique, if they can accept that explanation.

>> No.25071167


>Monstergirls and Payday
>Monstergirl heisters/robbers manage to loot and Rob whatever cash and assets they need and want
>Monstergirl robbers also manage to fight off police force trying to stop and arrest them
>All while disciplining and professionally restraining themselves from rap- I mean, proactively dating any men they come across
>Monstergirl robbers are pretty close to finally getting away with all their loot, they're just about to reach their get away ride
>Suddenly monstergirl robbers hear this:
>"Oh shit.png" the monstergirl robbers think
>a Police Cloaker Kung Fu martial arts kicks all the monstergirl robbers
>Arrest is currently on going

>> No.25071383

Good luck with that. Demon contracts are so air tight, you could make a deep sea submarine out of them.

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Clumsiest mg ?

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15 Reasons why I am the best monstergirl for you

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>> No.25074527

I want a shortstack holst with tits sized for a cow twice her height.

>> No.25074929

How short?

>> No.25075000

Who's the artist of that art style again? AlterLaVega?

>> No.25075036

Standing paizuri sized.

>> No.25075308


>> No.25075435

Is there any monster you find sexy?

>> No.25075468

my maid tells me that no, I don't

>> No.25075517

Well, I wasn't asking your maid.

>> No.25075531

>Finding monsters sexy
nigga where do you think you are?

>> No.25075897

The amount of effort that goes into just having some data remain between scenes or being saveable is incredible.
You really can’t take anything for granted.

>> No.25076795

Like ew

>> No.25076821

Why do you have a human maid?

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Adopted by Elves! Raise inna woods! Raised to attention! Wood inna Elves!

>> No.25077340

Drops a business card on the table for the local snake cult and says “it feels amazing” as she wiggles her hips as she slithers away

>> No.25077434

Probably yell at them for wandering into her place

>> No.25077435

I want to get adopted by elves or other notoriously long-lived monstergirls, even though I'm already in my mid-twenties.

>> No.25077598

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

>> No.25077632

I am loyal to the Pharaoh, the queen of queens

>> No.25077736

Do Griffons corrupt human women into more of her kind?

>> No.25077794

Vox populi, vox dei!

>> No.25078058

The interior minister/court spy desert succubus will deal with such dissent! Khepri pit for you.

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If I show weakness, I'm raped. They will take me out, they will deflower me, they will chop my clothes up into bits and pieces, I'm raped. So far, I persevere. I persevere.

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>> No.25078313

Only if they sense that the human has some sort of potential that a Griffon fits. They are kinda “warriors of the faith” for their gods, albeit defensively, so female paladins are probably prime targets for that.
That said monsters can see potential where we wouldn’t, so their approach to targeted monsterization is anything but predictable.

>> No.25078380

>the Kheprit pit is just a sunken-floor area filled with cushions
>and Khepris, of course
>plenty of lounging Khepris in scarcely more than sheer silks
Monsters have weird ideas of punishments.

>> No.25078399

>queen of queens
No more queens, no more kings
It's republic time

>> No.25078462

Bur monster monarchy is a) sexy and b) doesn’t come with the usual monarchy problems

>> No.25078487

Basically yeah. The pharaoh has a mummy "pit", Cat girl "pit" and desert lamia "pit" too. The latter are pretty feral though

>> No.25078517

A mamono republic would just be run by old and powerful mamono anyway.

>> No.25078596

>the usual monarchy problems
Ah yes, because we have so much control over our leaders now, and they're such paragons of reasonability and rationality. Indeed I'm so much happier that elitist nepotism isn't dictated by blood anymore.

>> No.25078656

There are a ton of different democracies in the western world. All with different pros and cons. Anyway let's not.

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Old mofu, ruling the world.
A new age.

>> No.25078708

For mamono it does make a lot of sense I guess

>> No.25078718

Monster girls believe in rehabilitation instead of punishment

>> No.25078810

Within the week

>> No.25078827

>Anyway let's not.
Keep your cold takes to yourself then.

>> No.25078848

No, within six months.

>> No.25078858

Well you have the ability to whine about it here so I'd say yes you are pretty happy and out leaders are reasonable compared to monarchy

>> No.25078880

>/pol/tranny is literally unable to stomach someone voicing a different opinion and has to seethe about muh cold takes
As expected.

>> No.25078909

>implying I couldn't whine in a tavern somewhere

Lot of assumptions there pal. Sure you're in the right place?

>> No.25078975

>implying I couldn't whine in a tavern somewhere
Would be too busy being an illiterate fuck.

>> No.25079025

>Lot of assumptions there pal.
Said the guy who had a mental breakdown the moment someone mentioned the usual monarchy problems

>> No.25079045


>> No.25079081
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To my dear pals in the monstergirl thread. I come bearing a confounding conundrum.

Butterfly wings. Why do they make me horny? They can't hold me, or coil around me. They don't tease at my skin. They lack fluff of any sort.

And yet, I can feel my heart beating faster.

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Aah! My taur-boobs~

>> No.25079153

>Too busy being an illiterate fuck to get drunk in a tavern in bumfuck nowhere and complain to the dude next to me

Ah, you got me. I was doing so well before you made hyperbolic assertions as to my mental state, too. I'm definitely not just mocking room temp IQ idiots who watched a hollywood movie about ebil monarchy and can't handle the slightest lick of sarcasm without leaping to the defensive and drawing up strawmen.

Worship Pharaohs.

>> No.25079275

>I was just pretending to be retarded
This shit doesn't work since like 2012 or something

>> No.25079297

Pharaohs are lame, I’ll take a grape snake over them any day

>> No.25079312

>still going
I sense eurosperg

>> No.25079337

>once again we see 2 future alps flirting

>> No.25079426

Hey don't make light of the situations man, I'm really fucking angry okay?

>> No.25079492

Anger is the second stage of grief of becoming an alp

>> No.25079531

I want to end up the boytoy of those foxes.

>> No.25079558

I don't really have a witty response, sorry.

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>> No.25079767

everytime you bring alps up the first thing that pops into my mind is that one scene in bad santa with the Indian

>> No.25079798

is he still M.I.A.?

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>> No.25080185

Why does finding a waifu sometimes feel like finding a girl I can love without fearing for myself?
Which even in MGE seems a bit difficult?

>> No.25080779

What happens if I provoke a wild, feral, horny, and hungry grizzly, deep in the neck of the woods?

>> No.25080833

The thread ignores you for hours at a time.

>> No.25080884

You're gonna get cuddled until she wakes back up.

>> No.25080948

Gonna elect the Pharaoh!

>> No.25080972

Apophis for Office!

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>> No.25081056

>Desert Republic superpower with a two-party system
>Apophis led "Moon party"
>Pharaoh led "Sun party"
>Despite the fiery language being exchanged between the different sides the system actually works pretty well.

>> No.25081066

It looks hard being that fertile

>> No.25081219

>two party system
Not for long

>> No.25081283

Well we are talking about monster girls so calm down

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notice me, anon-sama

>> No.25081313

Need to be bigger to turn my head.

>> No.25081325

How hard is it to escape out of her cuddles while she's asleep?
Am I considered married to her, the moment I'm in her cuddling?

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>> No.25081352

Why did my balls retreat into my body?

>> No.25081438

Defense mechanism.
Also, its cold.

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If you are an incubus you will be fine

>> No.25081704

She really needs to upgrade her wardrobe.

>> No.25081751

>Am I considered married to her, the moment I'm in her cuddling?
According to Yeti law, yes

>> No.25081765

Or she can not wear clothes at all.

>> No.25081784


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Left or right?

>> No.25082082

Looks like Remiu is almost a monster already. Bullying Incubus dick will only finish the job.

>> No.25082123

Whatever she becomes, the bust needs to be big enough to snap a sarashi.

>> No.25082167

I’m betting she’ll be a zombie

>> No.25082341

what is the ideal age gap between a man and his monster?

>> No.25082352

She's at sarashi snapping size right now.

Why a zombie?

>> No.25082364

I don't see the tattered remains of it hanging off her.

>> No.25082444

Because she's already at the point where wearing a sarashi is pointless. How can you bind a chest of that size?

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Reminder that the naked Lich is a harmful stereotype

>> No.25082652

This is by far my favourite Lich archetype. I'd absolutely let her take me home and experiment on me.

>> No.25082695

Ninja elves.

>> No.25082723

They steal kunoichi jobs

>> No.25082926


>> No.25082938

>what is the ideal age gap between a man and his monster?
Start with man 20-30 and his monster 8-12.

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Is having children a possibility?

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you can still enjoy it

>> No.25083235

Well what?

>> No.25083260

The ara ara ghost is very fertile and so is her half-phantom lackey.

>> No.25083331

Yes, they want to make endless waves of children with you.

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We don't have to go THAT far.

>> No.25083560

So they want a multi-preg?
I'm game.
Going to make those cakes broodmothers.

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Why are you posting my wife anon?

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Because I could.

>> No.25083688

lmao, fucking dumbass

>> No.25083706

A monkey, a fish and a p'orc

>> No.25083716

Fucking both her human and her phantom parts at the same time sounds fucking amazing.

>> No.25083718

What's wrong with it?

>> No.25083741

Walk into a bar.

>> No.25083820

They raped anon.

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>> No.25083858

Werewolf's dress keeps slipping down her shoulders!

>> No.25083873

Yes but that baby bump would be bigger.
No less than three accepted.

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I don't think I have much SFW. Here's some GAP.

>> No.25083949

It will be accepted.
Finely aged youkai need many kids.
Although gap youkai could just mess with her own fertility.

>> No.25083953

Guess you can say she’s Gap Moe

>> No.25083976

Is this a joke?
A monk, a glutton, a NEET, a nurse, and...that one.
Too boring for my tastes.

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Moe you say?

>> No.25084016

I wonder where Yuuka would be on the power scale compared to other MGs.

>> No.25084093

I don't really want to go into power levels.

>> No.25084111

Will they at least be gentle?

>> No.25084140

I said no take backs.
Enjoy your new life.

>> No.25084147

lol no

>> No.25084162

They'll be whatever they feel like. But don't worry, you'll synch with them through sexual adaptation. Just like in MGE!

>> No.25084254 [DELETED] 

Don't worry about yourself. People may not be afraid of you, but they're scared shitless by your... companions.

Beings like Yukari or Yuuka would be a very distressing brides.
Their immense power and superhuman strength have no real check or balance to speak of.
They could genuinely love her husband and want to be good wives, but their blue/orange morality gives that power, no breaks and all gas.

>> No.25084414
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Dontcha worry.

>> No.25084437
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You're under arrest

>> No.25084519

I want to be a JAV actor in Zipangu, get fucked by some really scary and exotic monsters, get rich and eat kobe steak sandwiches made by my celebrity chef Ushi-Oni girlfriend, help sponsor products made for corrupting men for horny monsters, and marry the most powerful Mofu Mafia Tanuki in all of the island and be covered from my neck to my fat cock with lots of tattoos, then get drunk and raped by lots of evil mafia mofu girls with money and weapons!
A guy can dream big, right?

>> No.25084543
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Would you fill her gap?

>> No.25084567

What if I call them mommy? Surely they will be turned off by that!

>> No.25084675

Although she could look more monsterous.

>> No.25084721

>Yandere monster girl tells anon there's no point in locking his door since she's gonna get in anyways
>Anon gives her the keys to his house and asks her that he's coming back from work around 5
>The monster girl just stands there, not knowing what she's meant to do now that he has accepted her love.
What monster girl would be best for something like this?

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>> No.25084754

Hhound? She just waits behind the door whole day.

>> No.25084790

Hello and welcome to the monster girl thread!! Here, we discuss all things monster girl related!!

You must be new here, or possibly lost. I can tell because you posted a 2hu, and one that is undoubtedly not a monster girl.

If you would like to discuss 2hu, you may do so on any of the wonderful 2hu threads here on /jp/

>> No.25084831

I wish to worship her breasts.

>> No.25084924

>Yandere hellhound pacified by anons love
Sounds like a headline from the Rata newspaper on a slow news day.

>> No.25084981

Silly Pharaoh, the divine can't express itself fully in the material world as mundane existence can't fully express the existence of the divine. She's just pretending to be a god.

>> No.25084997

Could a male be (and remain) yandere for monsters like Hellhound and how would that work?

>> No.25085015

>tfw no Kanako Lamia goddess with WIDE HIPS to worship

>> No.25085021

>Yandere futanari hellhound pacified by anons tight butthole


>> No.25085022
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Can you still say that when she makes you bow with but a gesture?

>> No.25085046

>You'll never have a nice incestuous family with a Devil

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>> No.25085067

Not him, but I need more proof. She might have to use her voice more

>> No.25085082
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how much blood do bloodsucker types typically take? can you keep them fed with mostly your blood?

>> No.25085089

Yeah, probably depending on your philosophical definition of divinity.

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She will, and possibly set you up with a member of her Royal Court.
She is the will of Ra made flesh.

>> No.25085112

foxes deserve burgers

>> No.25085143
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So say your girlfriend/wife is based off a dog or wolf or what have you, how would they feel if you got a cat? What if your cheshire went to your place for the first time and saw you had a dog?

>> No.25085203

>Lich who likes creating undead for her husband
>spellcaster who likes creating Gargoyles and Golems for her husband
>Titania and her various handmaidens
What are some other good unusual harems?

>> No.25085212

Sphinx gives you a riddle: what's powerful, really tight, and is related to best pizza topping?
Get it wrong and the sphinx will rape you.

>> No.25085245

I'll give her a fraction of a grade for that.

>> No.25085248

>really tight
>related to banana peppers
I've got no clue, can I just meet the Pharaoh now?

>> No.25085260

Teleporting Cheshire butt?

>> No.25085274
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loli haet pizza

>> No.25085339
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Mad Hatter's ass.

>> No.25085417
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>you'll never have an adopted loli Demon daughterwife, have a daughter together after she's grown up and raise that one normally

>> No.25085505

yukari is a yoki tho

>> No.25085515

what do you think of a shirohebi Sanae?

>> No.25085583

Her ancient virgin pussy.

>> No.25085625

what monster would have floppy beef curtains?

>> No.25085650
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How much can I sell my virginity to a monster for?

>> No.25085656

Well what is it?

>> No.25085688

She's a fucking hag. No better than a human. Worse maybe. Stinky NEET knows nothing about what men like.

>> No.25085692

You've been raped by the Sphinx

You're getting closer.

>> No.25085715

bout 3.50$

>> No.25085743

Her virginity at least.

I refuse.

>> No.25085768

We need a Loch Ness monster girl

>> No.25085849

Question for the waifucrowd.

Making you horny is pretty simple, but how does your waifu help you relax? Don't tell me she just fucks you into unconsciousness.

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>> No.25085881

Massages and winghugs with tail wraps.

>> No.25085889

But there's no such thing :^)

>> No.25085909

We already have Dryad. Basically a log as is.

>> No.25085939

Slime baths and cuddles. Can be very soothing!

>> No.25085942

Jesus, I was right.
Every monster looks better with darker skin!
Tans are good!

>> No.25085949

That sounds like something a big crustacean girl from the Paleolithic era would say

>> No.25086032

head scratches

>> No.25086039

Scalp massage for sure

>> No.25086045 [SPOILER] 
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Neither are Lamia C:


>> No.25086066
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What sort of enemies would a magical monster girl face on her Saturday morning cartoon?

>> No.25086087
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Well a Dark Mage is a good bet

>> No.25086103

Doing normal, boring, couple stuff.
Eating together, watching TV, going on walks. Simple, mundane activities.

She keeps a log of actions, words, etc. that get me excited versus calming me down. Otherwise, cuddling would be a nightmare to navigate for us.

If she really needs to calm me down, she might make me brush her hair and tail, just to take my mind of of whatever is bothering me. There's also the abilities unique to her species, but those are even more of a tossup of cute/lewd than cuddling.

>> No.25086127

There's a decent chance it'd be sabbath funded, so probably some cranky old woman with significant breasts. Maybe some inept tuxedo mask type too.

>> No.25086213

>Anon watching Sailor Brimstone
>Devil defeats starting arc villain by showing him the joy of the Sabbath
>Next season’s villainess is teaser by her coming out of the shadows breasts first lording over the crystal ball
>Calls the OG villain pathetic and promises to destroy the Sabbath and show that onee-samas are the best and much better than those cutting boards
>Anon also discovers his sexuality that day and can’t help but stare at the neighbor lady’s large breasts and wide hips

>> No.25086245

>Neighbor lady suddenly looks very familiar

>> No.25086354
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They're doing testing on monkeys. We need to stop the Land of the Four Souls!

>> No.25086358

Probably a lot given their size, and probably more than one person can supply, but I don't see any problem with that if it means getting a lamprey or leech gf for my troubles.

>> No.25086736

I'll make Pharaoh orgasm so hard her god voice activates and everyone in a 100 km radius will have spontaneous orgasms.

>> No.25086741

Do they make blue flavored elves?

>> No.25086775

I'm pretty sure that would lead to tons of accidents and casualties.

>> No.25086793

>finally manage to convince your dark mage momster to show you her old magical girl transformation from when she was a young witch
>even though the clothes are magically made, they still don't fit her anymore
>her face is completely red with embarrassment while you can't help but get hard

>> No.25086815

And all the first responders will be MGs. You know what happens next.

>> No.25086861

Best I can offer is blue Goblins.

>> No.25086870
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[Licking noises]

>> No.25086881
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Elves come in many flavors

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They make blue Oni (she's blue, trust me)

>> No.25087049


Dark elves are the best elves for vanilla.

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>> No.25087107

S-Scribe! W-Write that down! Write that down!

>> No.25087163

Dark Elves
Light Elves
Blood Elves
Water Elves
Fire Elves
Plasma Elves
Neon Elves
Explosion Elves
Strawberry Elves
Nazi Elves
Jewish Elves
Extreme Elves

>> No.25087183

Imagine if those things raped you

>> No.25087682
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>"How dare that harlot make me cum against my will"
>"Husb-SLAVE, more blankets!"

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>> No.25087753
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>> No.25087770
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What is the best spider and why is it Ushi-Oni?

>> No.25087828

What a chilling thought.

>> No.25087885
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I always like the idea of an unstoppable monster that'd break your pelvis easily and then surprising her with a kiss or other lovey dovey stuff she's not accustomed to

>> No.25087928
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It looks like the non-monstergirl elves have learned and leveled up

>> No.25088140
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A marriage certificate.

>> No.25088164
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How do I know if a nun at my local convent has already been corrupted by a monster girl so I don't awkwardly try to corrupt her myself?

>> No.25088191

What do you consider corrupt

>> No.25088244
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About 25% mamano corruption because after that it's a give in she'll turn

>> No.25088272

Wait a minute

She's not wearing underwear!

>> No.25088273

Carry a bottle of parasite slime with you and see if it shakes violently near her.

>> No.25088302

That doesn’t feels like an answer
Start talking about babies with her, if something perks up, she is!

>> No.25088379

God i love corrupting nuns and lewd nuns. Anybody remember that belted succunun story with blacksmith anon? That was a good one.

>> No.25088435

Stomach bulging goblins

>> No.25088536
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She tells her friends at school
>"mama and papa are so cool, they're always wrestling when I get home! when I get big and strong, I wanna wrestle with papa too!"

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Poorest mg?

>> No.25088674

Most slimes wouldn't have a concept of money.

>> No.25088735

the highest wealth is the absence of greed

>> No.25088737


>> No.25088750

They're greedy for something else, though.

>> No.25088846

I want to feed and love her

>> No.25088893

Well you can't

>> No.25089117


Reimu is a total bitch so it's not really a good idea.

>> No.25089270
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An elf maybe be calling you "lumberfoot" now, but she'll be calling you "lumbercock" after a night together.

>> No.25089314

And i shall call her lumber gut once she is large with pregnancy.

>> No.25089326

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

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Remember: with vampire, the SUCK is give and take.

>> No.25089598

Gonna hit her with an expansive chest curse.

>> No.25089642

But then it'll be harder for her to shoot arrows.

>> No.25089689
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I just want to tell a spider that all her eyes are beautiful.

>> No.25089719

Just means you can tease her and suggest she use a crossbow.

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Teacher over hears her and she gets laughed at.

>> No.25089832

>hand an elf a crossbow
>tell her that it's like a bow, but point-and-click
I get the feeling she would look at you both confused and irritated.

>> No.25089894

>Argues that no elf worth her sault would denigrate herself to using a crossbow made for dwarves or humans.
>Point out that her tits are too big to use a bow, even with chest bindings.
>Elf starts pouting and mutters something to herself before picking up her twin blades.

At least she picked up two weapon fighting.

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Just give her a month and she'll be dual wielding these.

>> No.25090017

Hopefully those chest bindings are properly secured. If her tits get free during a fight, them bouncing around will throw off her balance and make it hard to swing her weapons. Maybe DPS isn't the right role for her anymore. Might I suggest cocksleeve?

>> No.25090109

>I thought you weren't going to use crossbows.
>"I wasn't going to use ones made by you brutes, these are high quality, elven hand crossbows."

Please, that's a feat and you know it.
Plus-side, if she gets big enough she can qualify for holst feats.

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goblins who talk like this clearly are looking for fun with large men.
Men are built for goblin pussy.

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but look how starving she is

>> No.25090218


Next thing you know she'll be wearing full "elven" heavy armor and casting "elven" hexes. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.25090285

Mix plenty of "protein" into her rice.

>> No.25090361

Hey, she decided not to dump int so she can do some magic.
She just dumped con, hence why the curse hit and she now has to get custom bras.
Least the magic armor re-sized to her rather exaggerated figure.

>> No.25090414


That's some Weenie Hut Juniors shit right there. She can come back when she goes full STR and uses a giant butcher knife like a real woman.

>> No.25090487

Hey, she was a ranger and decided not to abuse the free feats to just go into a strength dual wield build or use a compound bow.

She didn't plan on having tits that make it difficult to use.

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That's a cute boat.

>> No.25090786

I see that human girls have really had to extend themselves to compete.

>> No.25090787

What am I supposed to do if I found an ancient key lying on the ground and after picking it up a masked ghost just keeps chasing me

>> No.25090798

I get the reference
Does she got fat boobs? If so, keep it and enjoy your new GF

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>> No.25090887
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An apophis come up to you one day offering fruits, one is pump with so much of her venom you’ll probably cum just from the taste, the other is also pumped full of her venom but you don’t know that, and finally you feel her coil around removing any chance of escape what do you do?

>> No.25090923

I fug that snake.

>> No.25090924
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I'd surrender to the first lamia i see desu
Doesn't matter which species
they're all perfection.

>> No.25090986

Ur a slut

>> No.25091069

but I dont need more apples I already have a whole bag of them

>> No.25091072

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't make fun of shortstack species that aren't traditionally shortstack like centaurs, mermaids, or lamias.

>> No.25091088

Slap the apple out of her hand and smash her head against my neck

>> No.25091093


>> No.25091095
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Always accept food from creepy, mojyo monsters.

>> No.25091110

She's gonna wrap up your legs.

>> No.25091113

It doesn't necessarily have the same effects ingested as it would injected.

>> No.25091120

She doesn’t reach!

>> No.25091125
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Observe this rare archival footage of Succubi eating wieners

>> No.25091144

what happens if I cut the fruit up to put into a pie?

>> No.25091146
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It's every Wednesday

>> No.25091164

She can reach enough!
With your legs bound, it means she's right at the perfect spot.

>> No.25091201

That sounds like they went to a stand-up comedy show and can't wrap their minds around it

>> No.25091208

So what's the story behind the eating contest?

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>> No.25091242

I want to watch Monster Iron Chef where they have to cook aphrodisiac spiked meals

>> No.25091356

who do they test the meals on for judging?

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>> No.25091372

Woah, impressive!

>> No.25091384

Well, what's the deal with the second panel? Are they hearing the audience's thoughts or something?

>> No.25091416

Eww, girl germs!

>> No.25091437

I go to the best doctor the Pharoah has to offer and have the venom sucked out of me so I don't get addicted to evil snake rape

>> No.25091523

Damn goblins, making me want to cumflate them and turn them into broodmothers. I bet they just love teasing men twice their size about the raging hard on in their pants and their overstuffed balls that need draining.

>> No.25091535

The Pharaoh needs to suck it out

>> No.25091591

Eighteen naked Cow girls waiting to get fucked.

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Maledom on giantess!

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Fuck Oni

>> No.25091654

Is there anything more comfy that living on a dairy farm with a bunch of busty holsts and the one mino who's breasts are the biggest of them all?

>> No.25091694
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>"There are no minotaurs on this farm. You ask too many questions, newbie"

>> No.25091713

Jesus Christ delete this pic at once

>> No.25091737

>mino vehemently claims she's just a holst with a tan who likes to work out
>anon isn't buying it

>> No.25091826

I think your body will compensate as an incubus so she can suck on you whenever she likes without harming you

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well some of them are for sure

>> No.25091858

>tfw all the farmhands are too frightened to milk the Minotaur because of the scary face she has when she looks down at them.

>> No.25091872

None from me. They can suck on silicone.

>> No.25092194

>move into a new apartment
>you didn't even question why rent was so low until after you moved in
>all your neighbors are thirsty CC monsters
>every day, you can hear one of them moan your name while she masturbates

>> No.25092273

What a good dog

>> No.25092419

how do they know my name

>> No.25092464

Dumb fox

>> No.25092497
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She's fast!

>> No.25092537

That tail so thicc, she gonna need six months to grow it back once she runs away from me

>> No.25092542
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Tanned monstergirls are top tier

>> No.25092586

That's too bad, her signature jumping attack makes use of her tail hitting the ground at full force to give her more elevation.

>> No.25092672

The body of a warrior!

>> No.25093106
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What about turbo sadist monster girls getting maledommed into doing gentle femdom?

>> No.25093139

>femdom tag
>turns into maledom
Boner dead, feel like suicide.

>> No.25093140

what about turbodom sadismdom girldom mondom dom dom dom dom turning into dommaledom dom momsterdom cunnymondom?

>> No.25093178
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It's summer
eat some fucking melon

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>femdom turning into maledom
I hate it.

>> No.25093270

I will not eat the melon

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>> No.25093330

>Welcome to Wonderland kid...

>> No.25093345

you know what would be fun
beetles that give people fruit when they think people are sad

>> No.25093363

>beetles that give fruits people when they think fruits are sad

>> No.25093376

>When asked why she doesn't produce as much milk as the other holsts, she just says she has some unfortunate condition or bad genes that prevents her from lactating as much

>> No.25093425
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Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

>> No.25093446

Hakutaku is just a nerdy minotaur

>> No.25093463

>Coffee is a bean soup.
Ms. Haku I don't know if I like these kinds of lessons.

>> No.25093469

Imagine someone trying to manhandle Hakutaku thinking their weaker

>> No.25093473

Ideal cow harem:
>3 holsts
>3 minos
>1 haku as head wife

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Shower thoughts haku they are weaker agian

>> No.25093539

Bismillah I will not eat the melon

>> No.25093553
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Minotaurs are top-tier party members. Dependable tank/dps positions with a cute bull-headed personality.

>> No.25093572

I don't know how to continue this song

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>> No.25093608

... you do know the song, right?

>> No.25093630

Queen of what?

>> No.25093656

As is the song Bohemian Rhapsody by the band queen

>> No.25093664

What are the artists of these drawings?

>> No.25093911

monsters should wear purity rings

>> No.25093924
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L-let's bring back hand-drawn animation!

>> No.25093982

how about we put fairies back where they belong

>> No.25093987

why though

>> No.25094006

it's hip and cool

>> No.25094041

They can still run a projector reel in your pants

>> No.25094076

Movie night!

>> No.25094077

>paladin-chan in a very very shitty monster cosplay trying to convince her friends to be pure and wait for holy marriage

>> No.25094146

Do you think it’s possible to convert a Kuro sabbath girl into being less of an extremist?

>> No.25094149

how does she have friends if she is dressed in a terrible monster costume?

>> No.25094244
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best voice for proto kiki?

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>> No.25094465

That kiki is based on KC's prototype design

>> No.25094503

it's just a kiki with gray fur

>> No.25094582

And bunny ears.

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Always remember human boys are literally built for monsters to dominate

>> No.25094787

look more like jackal ears to me

>> No.25094815

>are literally
and unironically?

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>> No.25095050

I want to be paladin-chans childhood friend.
I then want to be captured by a demon or something so she has to save me but the only way to do so is to become a monster herself.

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Imagine this:
>An extremely /d/egenerate jabberwock that's also a yandere

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>> No.25095360

I want her to save me without forsaking her code and do it without taking the easy route

>> No.25095400

She won't make it in time then

>> No.25095426

it's fine he only got half raped

>> No.25095435

That's not one of my kinks, but if she was into that, I'd be willing to bite the bullet for her.

If ya marry a jabberwock, you just gotta be prepared for weird stuff. It comes with the territory. Open-mindedness is key with them

>> No.25095517

Is this from Ueno?

>> No.25095667

A demon + paladin wife combo sounds nice.

>> No.25095758

what other events do they host down there that i don't know about?

>> No.25095783

>he only got half raped
A rape is a rape you can't say its only a half

>> No.25095792

he only finished in two of her holes

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>> No.25095909

She only manage to get to the hand holding when paladin-chan burst through the door turns out her initial thoughts of needing to turn into a monster were a bit silly considering the demon was just her next door neighbor and the key was under the welcome mat

>> No.25096017

>modern-day factions LARPing like it's the good ol' days
I wonder what the battle re-enactments are like I'd volunteer to help at a Lescatie LARP

>> No.25096111

My dick would be so confused if I ever met a banshee.
>Is she crying due to her loving it or hating it

>> No.25096153

>monsters have to dress up and look human so when the "corruption" happens they can "monsterize"

>> No.25096160

When in doubt, just keep fucking

>> No.25096220

I mean, I'll know if I did a good job depending on if she runs out the room crying after I finish or if she cries while cleaning off my dick.
Also the neighbors might complain since she's probably quite the screamer.

>> No.25096244

mine wouldn't be since i hate crying

>> No.25096256

Then why would you fuck a banshee? That's like 60% of their whole thing.

>> No.25096259

Your neighbors are dead. I doubt they'll care

>> No.25096308

i wouldn't

>> No.25096506
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Submit to dark elves

>> No.25096694

depends on the type

>> No.25096695

what am I supposed to submit to her I already turned in my homework

>> No.25096714

What am I intended to submit to them? The quarterly finance report?

>> No.25096826

Are you sure I'm the one who is supposed to be submitting? Because that braid looks like its made for pulling while fucking her from behind.

>> No.25097029

So, a Jabberwock basically.
But also a yandere

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>> No.25097395

Shortstack Centaurs are made for thick Scottish accent

>> No.25097744

Jabberwock so degenerate she finds the entirety of /d/ to be too vanilla for her.

>> No.25097889

They look more like cropped dog ears

>> No.25097906

They felt sorry for her and pretend she's one of them to make her happy.

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I have a dream

>> No.25097999

Stupid moon rabbits. Don't they know they're utterly useless except for their sex appeal?

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me too

>> No.25098421

those sure are nice monsters

>> No.25098439
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Human men should date and dominate younger monsters.

>> No.25098678

i'd sure impregnate one

>> No.25098758

>"Mah family comes from ah noble line ah warriors!"
>Anon just stares at her
>Aqua face.png

>> No.25098845

tfw no jabberwock with big throbbing dragon cock

>> No.25098960

Go back to your containment board faggot

>> No.25098983

is /d/ a containment board? actually never mind some of the shit in there is a solid no.

>> No.25099124

There are two versions of my waifu in my mind.
One is an unimaginably sadistic seductress that sees fit to torment me with her lewd actions and behaviors. Letting me writhe in lust, slowly fanning the flames of depravity while feeding off my residual spirit energy as it leaks out. Never granting me release until my will snaps like a twig, but never going hard enough to even let that happen, because everything that comes afterwards would be comparatively less fun for her.
The other keeps telling me to stop imagining other versions of herself. My being constantly scaroused all the time, with such a pitiful look on my face, really tugs at her heartstrings. That isn't the relationship she wants, and she knows it isn't the one I want either.

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>> No.25099324

Depends on how many you got

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>> No.25099417

Cute boat.

>> No.25099468

which monster can be my angle or ym devil

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How do you feel about fairies (dominant)?

>> No.25099515

about 3 with a fairy dragon in there

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>> No.25099548

how can a girl so tiny be dominant

>> No.25099555

Three of them, huh. I guess they'd look for gold, buried in the Arlington cemetary.

>> No.25099590

A few ways, all involving power dynamics
>1. She isn't small to begin with
>2. She makes herself bigger
>3. She makes you smaller

>> No.25099658

They probably learn magic to shrink you to their size

>> No.25099676

I'd love to be her size so I can dance with her

>> No.25099750
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Space. The final frontier.

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>> No.25099865
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Fascination things I learned from Captcha
>Any yellow vehicle qualifies as a taxi, even if it doesn't have taxi livery
>any road surface marking qualifies as a crosswalk
>RVs and delivery trucks qualify as buses
>Rail crossing lights qualify as traffic lights

>> No.25099868

They'd better not track dirt

>> No.25099884

Why the rush?

>> No.25099905

Motorcycles count as bicycles

>> No.25099948
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You enter an Order Church/Order Cathedral. What happens, or what do you do?

>> No.25099984

I send all my problems to church, because I hate God and myself.

>> No.25099988

Exit since whatever magic forced me in there is done

>> No.25099989

I find the holy sister and ask to pray with her

>> No.25099992

I want to make kiki go awoo

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>> No.25100040

>You enter an Order Church/Order Cathedral

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>> No.25100076

to have pregnant sex

>> No.25100090

Imagine an order church where various monsters have infiltrated and despite all their shitty disguises they somehow are all fooled by each other and think they are the only monster

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>> No.25100338

what a lewd cat

>> No.25100423

Sphinx-chan is pure!

>> No.25100540

pure slut for onii-chan

>> No.25100548

reminds me of the joke about a house of gay guys and they have to find the 1 secretly straight guy and if they vote him out they win money but the twist is there are no gays in the house and everyone thinks they are the 1 secret straight

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>> No.25100595

Now that's an ojousama

>> No.25100659

We are training the AI wrong on purpose.
As a joke.

>> No.25100698

Reminds me of Land of the Lustrous, though for your pic I wonder if those kinds of monsters would be friends with dragons

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Touch fluffy ears.

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I'd rather tail

>> No.25100876

I'm thinking of your concept of precious gems/metal monsters being friends with a dragon so she has a living hoard

>> No.25100884

I hear my waifu's voice come forth from the small piece of metal deftly concealed in my ear. She reminds me to stay calm as the best way to avoid attracting attention. Already, the very sound of her voice goes a long way in achieving that.
The intel wasn't cheap, but that damnable thief said the relic should be in the Archdeacon's office, down the west wing on the third floor. We had to secure it now, before that idiot realized what he found and reported back to the Capital.
I nervously scan the entryway for any notable threats: town guards, nobility and their entourages, paladins—unlikely as that may be in this relatively backwater town.
Seeing nothing of the sort, I summon up my courage to force a calm facade, and begin walking towards the stairwall off to the side of the main hall.

>> No.25100917

>no sphinx-chan neighbour that asks you to play riddles with her
why live

>> No.25100941

i really need more art of her anus

>> No.25100951

would her riddles be good or bad?

>> No.25100976

they would be really bad for a few years until she grows up and is really trying to get you with the curse

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Your plans to become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu, have been interrupted! Your childhood friend from Tsushima informs you that the Steppe Centaurs have invaded! What do?

>> No.25101035

pray for a kamikaze

>> No.25101084
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Sure thing!

>> No.25101105

Only if i'm bred with a couple dark elves and their loli step-daughterus

>> No.25101114

The same thing i always do. Spam ashigaru and abuse chokepoints.

>> No.25101138

Admire the architecture

>> No.25101144


Speaking of space, I haven't touched any of the MG mods for Rimworld yet. Seems like any mod that adds races has a bunch of dependencies on other mods, too.

>> No.25101147

the elemental girls are a favorite of my especially the undine I've learned to love water having grown up in a rural town where the water was unsafe hell they make sure pregnant woman don't drink it by giving them coupons for bottled

>> No.25101183

This is so weird to read, I live in a country where you can basically drink from any puddle you see and it'll be fine.

>> No.25101187

i've came to both the shower and a vacuum plus i love fire so clearly i'm going to be an elementalist

>> No.25101371

Technically the water could be drank but considering there have been times it's been under boil advisory and it just didn't taste good when I moved and could drink from the tap and it tastes good I was amazed and am still thankful I'd love to hug a water elemental waifu because of how pure she is

>> No.25101440

Three Line Formation
Bonus damage against Riding enemies
My ambitions will not be stopped

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>> No.25101575

gas them

>> No.25102463

I don't think i'll get a monster gf. I'm too shy to ask a girl out and even bring her around anywhere on dates or even hold up conversations with one.
I think i'm best fit to be friends with them or something.

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Just let her take the initiative.

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>> No.25102557

Sure is high up. Wanna join the mile high club?

>> No.25102567

>tfw really want to make species portraits for this but I don’t want to settle for static portraits
>but making animated ones is hell

>> No.25102659

Why are there broken ships and such

>> No.25102701

ancient magic sky battle

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>> No.25103042

Gonna tease a round eared elf and rub her ears

>> No.25103090

>round eared
Uh, anon?

>> No.25103167

I wish race-mixing was a thing in MGE.
Imagine adding more parts to a chimera, like a manticore tail, or gazer eyes, or holstaur breasts, or a bapho's pussy.

>> No.25103209

She calls me mayfly and lumberfoot and she is good with a bow that means she's an elf right?

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Spiderslut, Spiderslut, does whatever a spiderslut does

>> No.25103324

Probably just a human girl LARPing.

>> No.25103345

Turn 360 then walk away

>> No.25103347

if you don't sex nuns they become spooky nuns

>> No.25103377

Those ears are FAT

>> No.25103509

what makes them spooky

>> No.25103554
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spider, but not a slut

>> No.25103562

they become spooky ghosts

>> No.25103628
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Spider, but maid.

>> No.25103663

Spider maid, spider maid.
Does what ever a maid can.

>> No.25103721

that sounds funny I wonder what actual elves think

>> No.25103771

I think highly of her. Only if I can corrupt her into one

>> No.25103807

>why does this girl keep following us
>we keep telling her she is not an elf but it's like she doesn't hear us
>also she needs to stop stealing our kills on this hunt
>why is she so good at the bow

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>> No.25103834

elves are smart

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>> No.25103886

wouldn't she just turn into an elf eventually or is she some how a monsterization blackhole and nothing changes her despite her best efforts

>> No.25103959

>monsterization blackhole
could be an interesting concept monsters that hang around her are a tiny bit more humanlike temporarily

>> No.25103977

>implying spider would leave her webs for no reason
foolish kiki, her jealousy clouds her judgement

>> No.25104089

I wonder what kind of messages she would leave in her web for me

>> No.25104118

Mexican spider.

>> No.25104401

>Some Master

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>> No.25104469

I like to destroy nerd hole after a good pump at the gym. I prefer harpy nerd hole because the feathers tickle my balls when I mating press her.

>> No.25104676

>t. Crow tengu

>> No.25104726

Mexico has that one herbivorous spider species.

>> No.25104809

I fucked both of them.

>> No.25104831

Threatening your spider maid colleague with a broom is offensive, Kiki-chan

>> No.25104918

>What are some other good unusual harems?
reversed ones

>> No.25104997

Dork Tengu are the best girls to mating press.

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>> No.25105016

I want to protect Charlotte

>> No.25105056

i want to press my fish and get tail hugged

>> No.25105102

she looks so innocent

>> No.25105163
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Rubber succ.

>> No.25105170
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they also have this

>> No.25105232

rubber nun succ

>> No.25105329

Oddly similar to our neighbor.

>> No.25105376

What's your wife's favorite show?

>> No.25105381
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You better have a folder of these caps or at least the sauce bitch ass nigga

>> No.25105400

shog really likes that word doesn't she

>> No.25105403

Disregard that I get raped by hounds
Artist name is in the pic

>> No.25105490

any wildlife documentaries

>> No.25105505

Ancient Aliens

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>> No.25105537

That's pretty good, though mating pressing succ nuns is even better

>> No.25105563
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too smug

>> No.25105568

Holstaur-chan's How to Catch a Sabbath Loli

>> No.25105644
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Good amount of smug

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>> No.25105696

That doesn’t make any sense, as loli is not illegal in monsterlands.

>> No.25105717

Wow, that pic is cute as fuck