/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this the only thread I can get into?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Halleluia, praise the Lord.

Even if I can't post, penne rigate.jpg is enough.

[AO No.]

probably cannot even work the stove properly.

this is not cooking. it is a cheap faux

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,2
If he cooked you a nice meal of penne first, would you let Raul stick it in your pooper?
Inquiring minds must know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,3
Shut up you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,4
S-so tsundere, geez!

[AO No.]

no. such disgusting thing. cannot imagine it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,2
The Japanese bird is actually a world famous chef.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4847/1237974913384.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,7
>phenominal
Did you mean: phenomenal

[AO No.]

>>2538474,6
Yes, should I start using a tripcode or should you stop impersonating me? It is up to you.

>>2538474,7
How did such thing even became so popular? I never understand these internet culture memes.

[Anonymous No.]

There are 5 Japanese bird cooking spaghetti threads on the first page of the ghost board. That means it is at least 5 times more awesome than regular /jp/.

Coincidentally I'm cooking some penne rigate right now.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>2538474,8
The typo is supposed to be part of the image's quaint MS Paint charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,9
So >>2538474,6 wasn't you?

So you would let AoC do you in the pooper. Interesting.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

-_^

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting kopipe of Meru being gangbanged by several tripfriends.

[AO No.]

>>2538474,14
Yes, written by that one fanfiction artist that turned out to be a 15 year old highschool girl.

I was personally more upset over that such young person would come up with such unspeakably depraved filth so effortlessly and not even write it type it in such poor manner.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,15
Holy shit, you remember that?

Her e-boyfriend posted her pics I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,15
Wait, when did this happen?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Are we talking about Gensokyo Man?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,18
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/11498845

[AO No.]

>>2538474,16
Not totally senile yet.

It was pretty lame, though. Some neckbearded idiot has the decency to attack a minor anonymously. With her pictures and information and everything. She had not even done anything at all, other than not wanting to e-date some creepy mouthbreathing loser. How low a person can go for some sort of petty revenge, I wonder? That was basically as pathetic as it gets I would understand if she was an adult, but to attack a minor like that, it makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,19
Oh wow, I totally forgot about that.

Fap fap fap.

I never saw these, though.
>>>/a/11498809

Pics fucking where.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,20
They were both as bad as each other. I just dont respect young girls who go for older men in whatever context. Its pitiful loser behaviour.

Also

>How low a person can go for some sort of petty revenge, I wonder?

: /

You can talk.

>>2538474,21
/rs/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,22
>I just dont respect young girls who go for older men
So you don't respect 95% of the female population?

Cool story, Kenji.

[AO No.]

>>2538474,19
Could not let it be but had to post the link? Are you stupid or something? Or just pathetic.

[AO No.]

>>2538474,22
Jesus, don't be so awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,23
I don't respect 95% of the male and female population. And I understand where athens is coming from. The fact that acting like a slut, even among girls in their teens, has become so popular is one of the biggest causes of the 2D complex, I'm pretty sure.

And to be quite honest, I have nothing but disdain for those who just take whatever they can get.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,26
I appreciate what you are saying but this goes beyond sluttiness in my opinion. Girls who fixate on older men do it because they want to be completely helpless. How can you respect somebody that doesn't even want to think for themselves?

[AO No.]

>>2538474,27
Then there is the other side of the coin.

You see, like we, we are of about same age. But you are mentally and emotionally a left behind. Not that I say this to insult you but you see what is the point that I make, yes?

What a person wants out of a relationship? Maturity, stability, commitment and such. So there, I do not need to explain this. Perhaps you can think on this free piece of education yourself.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,28
As if a 14 year old has any idea what maturity and stability are. I'll give you an example, a 14 year old girl's idea of a lot of money is probably 100 euros, now, if you've ever had to pay bills, go grocery shopping and so on, you'll realise just how small a pittance this is in the real world.

>But you are mentally and emotionally a left behind.

I dont agree with this at all. You're just being retarded again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,22
>/rs/?
Thanks.

She's sort of cute. Bonus for redhead. I really like pale redheads. Extra bonus points for the outfits and being a 4channer. Braces are a turnoff, but that's not a permanent trait. What's up with her upper lip, though?

Overall, I give her a 6/10.

Here's my individual rating of the pictures.
triperotica.jpg - 10/10 - Simply brilliant. Genius.
triperotica2.jpg - 9/10 - Really cute. Oh God, so fucking cute.
triperotica2.png - 5/10 - Eh, not a very good pic. Can't feel the moe.
triperotica3.jpg - 8/10 - Very good. Fappable. Cracky-chan like appeal. Like the Ichigo Mashimaro poster. -1 for dirty socks.
triperotica4.jpg - 3/10 - Horrible. Long face, looks like she was aspect ratio'd. A shame, because the dress is really cute.
triperotica5.jpg - 7/10 - Cute.
triperotica6.jpg - 6/10 - Loli with large boobs look. Awesome outfit. Weird upper lip (what's up with that?) and braces kill it.
triperotica7.jpg - 3/10 - Do not want.
triperotica8.jpg - 8/10 - Very cute. Love the pose.
triperotica9.jpg - 7/10 - Excellent pose, very cute. Perfect hair. Again, it's the upper lip that make her less attractive. Gunslinger Girl poster!
triperotica10.jpg is the same as 9.
triperotica11.jpg - 6/10 - Cute cosplay, but not really my type.
triperotica12.jpg - 4/10 - Same as before, but this pic is worse.
triperotica12.jpg - 4/10 - Same as above. Chobits poster.
triperotica14.jpg - 5/10 - Pretty as usual, but like I said before several times, your smile isn't very good. Crappy focus. No cute dresses.
triperotica15.jpg - 7/10 - Very good cosplay, extremely cute. Would be 8 or 9 if the pic was better (closer, no ugly friend)
triperotica16.jpg - 5/10 - You shouldn't smile. A shame.
triperotica17.jpg - 8/10 - Finally, a good smile! Perfect hair, cute shirt. So pretty. ;_;
triperotica18.jpg - 6/10 - Back to the weird smiles. Generic clothing, good pose.

[AO No.]

>>2538474,29
But would you seriously judge a minor. Are you really that repulsive or do you just put it on?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,31

Durrr:

>Then there is the other side of the coin.

If you don't want me to point out your idiocy then don't rationalize stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,29
>>2538474,31

Why don't you two just fuck already ? Or get each other phone number or IM contact and start your personal chatroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,29
>As if a 14 year old has any idea what maturity and stability are
You're either an idiot or you don't know many 14 year old girls. I've seen fully sexually mature 13 year old girls.

You don't have a younger sister, do you? Otherwise you wouldn't make dumb claims like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,33
I want to see the sex tape of Meru being DP'd by Colombia and athens.

Maybe with AoRF raping her up the ass in the middle, because that's what Russians do.

[Anonymous No.]

postan' on Athen's and that "girl named after that shitty SHAFT series/anime character" personal board

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,22
>I just dont respect young girls who go for older men in whatever context.
How young do you mean? If you mean really young girls that go out of their way to go out with someone older, then I would agree. You're right- that is the worst.
But if you just mean girls in general that tend to date older men, then I disagree. Some don't have a preference, but tend to naturally gravitate that way. Is that still so weak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,37
When you say "old", what exactly do you mean? Would you date a man a decade older than you?

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,38
No. The gap is too large, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,37
Pygma-chan, are you Pygmalion on Rizon or is that something else?

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,40
It's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,41
Thanks God.

That channel was filled with touhouproject faggots, I'm glad it's not you.

Me, Jones and some other guy went there to stalk you and we weren't even banned yet.

[Anonymous No.]

The door slammed open, waking Athens immediately. He sat upright in bed, rubbing his eyes and muttering, rather unhappy. A shadow stood in the doorway. Athens looked up and squinted. It was just Meru. He laid down again, thinking it was just a dream.

"Fucking nightmares," he whined.

Instead, the figure approached and laughed. Athens looked up again. Meru was holding something. Athens eye's focused onto the object.

"Is that--" he began.

"Meru's Dildo of Love!" Meru declared, raising a large black dildo aloft.

"WTF?!" screamed Athens in horror.

"Meru's Dildo of Love!!" she corrected him, and brought the dildo to her lips. Meru slid her disgusting tongue over the entire lenght of the dildo. "You ready?" she crooned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,38
Haha, reminds me of that computer science teacher we had when I was in high school. One year, he quit and after a few months he gives one of my female classmates a call, which I'll admit, I had a not-so-secret crush on at the time.
That magnificent bastard managed to nail a high school student, with a 12 year gap. Will never forget that. Or how he sent a mariachi band on valentines to play for her. To the school he used to work for. As I said, magnificent bastard.
Wonder how that turned out...

Anyway, I guess that's the reason why when I had my shot at a girl 5 years younger than me who idolized me, I skipped out. Too many bad memories. And the fact that I can't really feel a connection to another person, but that's a whole different story.

Man, my highschool years were weird...

[Anonymous No.]

Athens moved away from Meru. But in the blink of an eye, however, Meru pounced on Athens, holding him down. The slimy dildo landed next to Athens's head. Its stench was revolting, and it glistened with Meru's slimy spit in the moonlight. Athens struggled for all he was worth. He looked away from Meru and toward the dildo.

A clammy hand grabbed at Athens's boxers; he hadn't been wearing any pajama bottoms. Athens shrieked and tried batting Meru's hand away. The thin fabric of his boxers snapped and Meru carefully placed the boxers on her head, as a perverted skullcap of sorts. Athens kicked and bucked beneath her with great ferocity.

Meru turned her attention to the dildo. She picked it up and delivered Athens an impressive uppercut with it. Athens, dazed, went still for a moment from the shock. That gave Meru enough time roll Athens over and position the dildo outside Athens's anus. Snapping back to his senses, Athens realized what was going on when he felt the slimy dildo slide between his ass cheeks. He promptly resumed his kicking and yelling trying to get to away.

Angered by this ungrateful response, Meru crammed about half the dildo deep into Athens. The pain of the insertion silenced him and his arms flopped down unto the bedsheets. His hands clenched the fabric beneath them as Meru thrust the dildo in and out. She would say "I'm not crazy" occasionally as well, somehow satisfied. When she finished, Athens was crying and bleeding. The dildo lay on the ground, a disgusting mess. Meru stalked out of the room, scratching her ass and looking for the bathroom. Athen's boxers fell off her head and landed on the hefty, shit cover dildo, a garish monument to lost innocence.

[Anonymous No.]

Returning from the bathroom, Meru approached the still terrified Athens. Meru picked up the shitty dildo and whispered, "Seconds?."

Athens tried to escape, but Meru was too quick. Meru pushed Athens back down on the bed and forced Athens onto his stomach. Taking the dildo Meru pushed it between Athens's buttcheecks until it found the desired hole. Meru pushed the dildo in and out of Athens making him scream in pain.

Several minutes later Meru pulled the dildo out of Athens's ass for the last time. Meru smiled at Athens.

Athens stared at Meru in horror as Meru said, "See, I'm not crazy."

Meru then left the room laughing her head off.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,37
Girls have a desire to be protected, that's only natural and its natural men have that protective instinct in them as well to act alongside that, I'm not too keen on biotruth nonsense though to be honest so I won't elucidate. I'll just expand on what I have already said:

Namely that its not bad given that its not excessive. And by excessive I mean charecterized by emotional dependence above and beyond that of what you would expect from a relationship.

Maybe its hypocritical because I find girls who are shy and so on quite moe, but its not really a matter of being shy, its just of as I said, utter dependence on someone else.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Poor Athens-kun u_u

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46

....good lord

[Nerevarine (Entrepreneur of Dagoth Ur's Vagina) !W7Y18DFc/A No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
Suddenly, I find myself wishing I were Athens.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

W-what just happened

That was horrifying

[A Certain Vampire No.]

Sorry, I was bored ;_;

[Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 No.]

>>2538474,51
Hold me, I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,47
BRILLIANT!

[Anonymous No.]

>His hands clenched the fabric beneath them as Meru thrust the dildo in and out. She would say "I'm not crazy" occasionally as well, somehow satisfied.
Brilliant prose.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46
What the hell is going on? Why do I keep reading it, argh.

I don't know, shouldn't a yandere character have some dere in it? This is just psycho rape.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46
Oh my god, you are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,56
Why would Meru have a dere spot for Athens?

[Rome No.]

>>2538474,50
and then anon was the athens. Happy ending ahoy!

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46
wat
wat
wat

...the fuck?

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,56
There's no dere left. Just yan yan.

>>2538474,53
Come here.

>>2538474,47
The protective instinct goes both ways, I think.
Some women are just total mother-types, for example.

>>2538474,42
Sounds lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is just psycho rape.
Which is why it's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,58
Have you followed any of their arguments? It's obvious that they both have a thing for each other.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46

What is this I don't even.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>2538474,62
What he said. Like on those old movies where they slap each other and then kiss.
"The End. Filmed on Hollywood, USA"

>>2538474,60
Pure yan meru scares the fuck out of me.

[Nerevarine (Entrepreneur of Dagoth Ur's Vagina) !W7Y18DFc/A No.]

Sometimes I wish everyone hated me so that I could have rapefics written with me as the little girl.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

I'm not reading that thing in its entirety, I saw something about a 'point of insertion' and left it at that.

>>2538474,60
Thats true, like Misaki, even if it was for ulterior motives. But I think the salient point relevant to this discussion is that at the end Satou gets a hero complex and wants to save her.

I honestly think nearly all men have that deep down. Every man has delusions of grandeur, for me its being a Roman Senator, for others its being a superhero, others its been a sports star, that kind of thing.

I think we can conclude that it can be cute either way, but not to an excess.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,66
>I think we can conclude that it can be cute either way, but not to an excess.
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I, Athens, have always liked Meru. Ever since I saw her I knew what must be done. I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

I would hold her large body close, and she would let me become one with her. Her low-pitched voice would cry out in pleasure as I showered her what true love is. I would love her tenderly. Passionately. Strongly.

As I made love to her, her little cries of pleasure would only turn me on more. With her blushing uncontrollably - slight hints of tears in her eyes - and her rolls of fat rippling up and down. She allowed me to gently play with her huge chest (of which she loves to show off). She would moan softly as I rubbed her nipples.

I would then penetrate her. Her cries of pain, so agonizing, then turned into gasps of pleasure as her loose pussy becomes accustomed to my puny man meat.

We would continue to make love until we were both about to come. As I sped up towards our climax, she would moan so gracefully while showing off her signature hand gesture:


"V!" she would exclaim.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Part two sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,69
Probably unfinished.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,66
What does it say if you don't want to be a powerful man, but rather a little, cute girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus i missed you guys. It makes me feel happy too see your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Athens, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-names who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any tripcodes? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the most hated tripfag on /a/, and starter on /jp/. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Meru (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Meru

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,72
Awww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,73
>(She just pegged me; Shit was SO cash)
Fixed that for you.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>2538474,72
I missed you too, it's good to have you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,74

:). So why is jp down in the first place?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

So, since everyone was pining for each other, what's going to be the consensus if /jp/ mysteriously doesn't come back one day?

[Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 No.]

>>2538474,77
http://status.4chan.org/

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,78
If it goes for good?
I'm not coming back to 4chan, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,79

"offline due to an attack."

Thats not looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,80
My life would become a slightly more empty without your posts to read, Pygma-chan.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,71
You probably have submissive tendencies? Or something along those lines.

I dont get this desire to look like a pretty little girl. Though I _do_ have an interest in interior design that stems from having owned a doll's house.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,80
Should we try for a splinter chan?

Some sort of weeaboo holy land? Then, we'd really be the Israelites.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,84
Don't talk about other options yet!
It'll come back.

Right? ;_;

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>I dont get this desire to look like a pretty little girl.

Not LOOK like one. BE one.

>Though I _do_ have an interest in interior design that stems from having owned a doll's house.

Well, to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,79
>>2538474,81

I still don't get why dis is offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,84
But I'm already an Israelite. Would that be like being a double nigger, only double JEWS instead?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,86
I don't think anyone is truly serious when they say they want to be a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,87
It seems that is another DdoS (Denial of Service)
Roughly, that means that many computers infected with a virus request information to the 4chan website, overloading the tubes that form the internet and blocking the site.
It'll be offline until the attack stops or moot buys a new internet.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,88
I don't have anything against Jews, so that's fine with me.

>>2538474,90
...

Yeah, not serious... at all, right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,89

oh

[Rome No.]

>>2538474,86
>Not LOOK like one. BE one.
Still, I don't get that obsession either. It's not like being a little girl is something special.
If you're going to ask for an impossible, ask to be with your waifu, like many anons do.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,92
>Yeah, not serious... at all, right...

But really, why would you want to be? To experience a female orgasm; in that case why not just become a grown woman? Or to be a slut? In that case the same logic applies.

In short there dont seem to be any reasons for wanting to be a little girl specifically. Maybe a girl, but why a little one?

[AO No.]

A vampire? Is this anna-chan writing such nonsense or am i just off the tracks? I'm not going to insult you, Anna, just because you cannot land a bf but this silly thing is quite badly written.

>>2538474,64
Honestly...

And yes, you should know, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

SAKUTAROU DIED FOR YOUR SINS

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Who is Anna-chan,
and how would you rank her on a scale of Meru to Pygma-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

It was supposed to be a joke, Anonymous thought. He tried to get a reaction from Pygmalion by asking her if he could lick her feet. So it took him my surprise when she untucked both feet from under her, leaned on her hands, and extended her left foot towards him.

He gently took a hold of it with both hands. She had rather delicate feet, he thought.

Was he really going to do this?

Ah, hell, he was a hotblooded male after all.

Slowly, Anonymous's face approached Pygmalion's foot, and he hesitantly extended his tongue. He experimentally slid it up her biggest toe.

Not too bad, he thought.

Feeling bolder, Anonymous took the entire toe into his mouth and sucked on it, He managed to extract a strange sound from Pygmalion when he nipped the skin just in front of her nail.

He slowly withdrew his mouth from her toe, and suddenly engulfed two in his mouth.

He felt Pygmalion tremble slightly, making him smile. So the genius girl was still a woman. A woman with pleasure spots in her foot, apparently.

As he sucked on her toes, one by one, Pygmalion kept shifting and making little moans. Anonymous himself was getting aroused. Maybe he had a fetish for this, too.

He stopped sucking on her toes, and was now slowly rubbing his tongue up and down the soles of her feet. Getting bolder, he wiggled the appendage in the gaps between her toes, making sure they were wet with his saliva.

He could hear Pygmalion panting now. He could see her flushed face, her heaving chest, and the sweat running down her brow. It really turned him on.

He slid his tongue down the side of her foot, biting her skin a little at the end, making sure to do it as sensually as he could. He continued down to the curve near the ankle, changing sides and now licking up the right side of her foot.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,98
W-what kind of a scale is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Now completely into it, Anonymous started to gently bite the skin of her toes, giving each a lick before moving on to the next one. Sliding down once more, he ran his tongue down to the middle of her sole, and drilled it slowly, poking at the white skin.

Pygmalion was now continually making little moans, and she had slid down to her elbows. She was looking at Anonymous, her eyes in a faraway look and her blush getting stronger by the minute. She was also trying her best to rub her legs together.

In a sudden burst of inspiration, Anonymous started to spiral his tongue outwards from the center of her sole, making sure to cover each inch of her skin in saliva. Suddenly, he brought his face up and poked is tongue rapidly through the gap between her big toe and the next one.

It was then that Pygmalion trashed violently, grabbed her pillow, and screamed into it as loudly as she could.

The musk that started to permeate the room was all that Anonymous needed to know about what happened.

Panting, Pygmalion removed her face from the pillow and looked directly at Anonymous. Her face was still flushed, and she kept rubbing her legs together.

"My panties are ruined..." she whispered in between her short, sweet breaths.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

What are you doing ;_;

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>2538474,102
You're loving it, don't struggle!

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,102
Sorry ;_; I'm just bored and miss /jp/ ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,103
That's the best rape line ever.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,95
What's so wrong with wanting to be a petite little girl who can dress up very cutely and prettily, and be complimented on being adorable, and learn to be elegant and attentive, a shining star.

IS THAT SO WRONG?

[AO No.]

>>2538474,104
But is it truly, you A.L. of Savannah or am I delirious completely? Do not worry, I'm not going to be a meanie this time.

Say, such kind person as me has device a plan to get you on a date since you moaned of it in your blog. If you received such mail, I do not know.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,106
Ah, well thats more aesthetic than anything else.

and no its fine

[Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 No.]

>"My panties are ruined..." she whispered in between her short, sweet breaths.
Pygma-chan is so moe.

Not really into feet, but the ending was good. It was also erotic, yet tasteful, like it should.

...what the hell am I saying?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,108
I didn't say my desires were sexual in any way, you know. It's wrong of you to categorize me in such a way. ;_;

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

I AM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,104
that you remilia-tan? i know you are fond of big butts and feet

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>2538474,109
Dirty pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous just stood there, still not believing what just happened. Did he really do that to her? Did he just make a girl orgasm by licking her feet?

Feet may be my fetish, he thought, feeling little Anonymous straining against his slacks.

Lost in his thoughts, Anonymous didn't notice Pygmalion wind down, her rapid breathing becoming slower and slower. Nor did he notice what Pygmalion was doing until he felt her saliva-covered feet brush up against his cloth-covered groin. A sudden jolt of pleasure shot up his spine when it nudged his member.

Had it been a normal situation, Anonymous would have gotten the hell out of there. But his previous arousal, the heavy scent in the air, and the sight of Pygmalion's slightly damp feet kept him rooted to the spot.

With amazing dexterity, Pygmalion grabbed the zipper of Anonymous's pants with her toes, and tried to pull it down. The saliva between her toes prevented her from gripping it enough to do so.

Making a sad face, Pygmalion looked at Anonymous pleadingly. Only a complete moron wouldn't get the message she was trying to send, and Anonymous wasn't a dumb person. Usually.

Resigning himself to his raging hormones (after checking if the door was still locked), Anonymous moved a little bit closer to Pygmalion, and pulled down his zipper. His little friend was indeed eager to escape its prison, popping out as soon as Anonymous pulled on his underwear.

Pygmalion stared at the throbbing organ, fascinated. Her right foot slowly reached out, trembling. Her slightly wet sole made contact with it.

Anonymous gritted his teeth, feeling his dick getting even harder than before. Oh god, he really did have a fetish for this.

Slowly, experimentally, Pygmalion slid her foot up and down, rubbing the underside along Anonymous's organ. As she slid up, her middle toe flicked the head.

Feeling bolder upon hearing Anonymous's sharp intake of breath, she started to move her foot faster.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,110
What can I say, me and my one track mind!

[Anonymous No.]

This must be a dream, Anonymous thought. Pygmalion is giving me a footjob. He knew he wasn't too far off from shooting his load all over her foot, and he wanted to enjoy the experience.

He nearly lost it when his organ slid in between Pygmalion's big toe and the next one.

The crevice still had a bit of moisture, so it went through easily. Over and over.

As if to test Anonymous's endurance, the two toes started to clamp down harder on his dick. Looking down, he saw that she had curled her toes to tighten her grip, and as she slid down, her sole rubbed the underside of his dick all the way to the base. It sent powerful spikes of pleasure through his body. The precum oozing from his dick kept Pygmalion's toes lubricated as she continued her task.

I bet she reads more than those thick textbooks, the sarcastic part of his mind snickered.

This was one foot, his mind told him. What if she used the other one?

Suddenly, Pygmalion brought her left foot towards his dick, and pinched the lower part of his penis with her now-curled toes. Then, she started to pump both feet up and down.

This is too much, Anonymous thought. Just...too much. He couldn't hold it in any longer.

Letting out a loud groan, he fired a spurt of semen, arcing and landing on Pygmalion's feet. The second and third shots landed under Pygmalion's toes, the girl having raised them above Anonymous's penis to catch it. The remaining ones were weak, and dribbled down his softening length.

Still cross-eyed from his orgasm, it took a while for Anonymous to realize what Pygmalion was doing now.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

No comment.

[Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 No.]

>>2538474,114
>>2538474,116
Not as good as the previous one.

Also, Pygma isn't that kind of a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,43
>>2538474,45
>>2538474,46
Oh my god. You'd make a great author.

Damn I miss /jp/.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,119
It's modified copypasta from pre-/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,120
Non-straight version is needed.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,121
You mean with two guys or two women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,122
Two women. This is /jp/ after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,122
I'm not into yaoi.

[No.]

Why can't someone write a fanfic about Remilia ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Feet is pig disgusting. I come on the Second Semester Japanese board for once and all I see is that fucking Russian bird of Japanese descent as well as old and stinky feet kopipe. This place smells, and for once the source isn't myself.

Now the Athens one, that shit makes pefect sense. We all know he that he has oneesama moe and desires to be dominated in the ass by older girls like Crazy Cat Lady Meru.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2538474,126
Onee-sama moe isn't about being dominated, its about apathy-moe. Older sisters embody apathy moe, they are very apathetic towards their younger brothers but in reality this is just a ruse, because they are more experienced with the opposite sex it takes a lot more to woo them. So you are forced to try increasingly elaborate methods of getting her to fall for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,127
What about Meru Onee-sama?

[Anonymous No.]

Pygmalion looked up as she heard the bathroom door creak open

"Is someone there?" she asked, trying to see though the shower curtain

"It's me, Pygmalion-chan."

"Oh, Remilia, what is it?"

Remilia didn't respond as Pygmalion heard her shuffle around, taking off her clothes

"You need a hand?" Remilia asked as she pulled back the curtain and stepped inside the shower

"Remilia?! what are you doing?!"

"I told you, I'm giving you a hand." said Remilia as she leaned forwards and placed her hands on Pygmalion's shoulders with a mischievous grin. "Now, turn around please." she said as she applied a light push on her shoulders

Pygmalion complied and turned around, her back facing towards Remilia as she started to wash her freind's back, running the washcloth along her back. Pygmalion jumped as Remilia suddenly crossed over to Pygmalion's front, running her hands along her flat, firm stomach and navel, slowly working her way up to her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

"Ah, Remilia, no, wait."

" Pygmalion-chan, your breasts are nice. Full and firm." said Remilia as she rubbed a finger over her erect nipple, causing Pygmalion to jump and moan slightly "And sensitive too."

Remilia continued to play with Pygmalion's breasts as she learned forwards and began to kiss the side of Pygmalion's neck, her own breasts pushing into Pygmalion's back.

"Why are you doing this Remilia?"

"I all these years I never really realized how you felt about me before. But now I think I do. Isn't this something you've always wanted?"

"Yes, it is." replied Pygmalion as she broke free from Remilia and spun around kissing Remilia on the mouth, both of their breasts mashing together. Pygmalion used one of her hands to stroke Remilia's front side as she had done to her and used her other hand to rub along her back, Remilia meanwhile grabbed Pygmalion's ass with her hands, feeling the incredible round and firmness of it.

After she finished enjoying the sensations of Pygmalion's rear, Remilia began to move her hand to the front

[Anonymous No.]

"Are we done exploring and ready to move onto the main event now?" she asked

"Y-yes, please, I w-want to.." stammered Pygmalion

Remilia placed her hand on Pygmalion's thigh and worked up to her maidenhood, slowly she slid two of her fingers into Pygmalion, going slowly to make the moment last, Pygmalion's body shivered and her juice ran down Remilia's hand as she finally hilted herself inside her former friend, now lover.

"Ohhh, Remilia, ahhh, I've waited for this for so long." she managed to say, Pygmalion reached down and began rubbing her hand along Remilia's own slit, not putting anything into her, Remilia jumped as Pygmalion grazed her clit with her thumb. Taking a hint from Remilia's reaction and her experance with her own body, Pygmalion began focusing her attention on her clit, rubbing and pressing on the small nub of flesh. Soon Remilia's moans began to echo her own and fill up the shower

Remilia reluctantly pulled herself away from the wonderful sensation between her legs and crouched down onto her knees in front of Pygmalion and began to lick the spot her fingers had been less then a minute ago, running her tounge up and down her vagina before moving up and pressing her tounge to her now fully hardened clitoris.

"Oh, I love you Remilia.." moaned Pygmalion as she kneaded her own breasts which were now out of Remilia's reach

[Anonymous No.]

"I...love you too Pygmalion-chan."

"I want to make you feel good too, Remilia, I want to try something."

Pygmalion laid down on her back in the shower as Remilia bent forwards and placed her hands down beside Pygmalion as the water from the shower head sprayed onto her back. Remilia reached down and spread Pygmalion's vagina and resumed licking the beautiful pink flesh inside, below her Pygmalion had her fingers inside Remilia twisting back and forth while she vigorously attacked her clit

"I'm gonna cum Remilia!" yelled Pygmalion

"Me too, let's cum together!"

Pygmalion and Remilia threw back their heads and closed their eyes as they both climaxed together, their moans and groans reaching a peak as their entire bodies went tense and then collapsed into each other in an exhausted, panting heap, their fingers wraped between each other.

"Wow, that was amazing." said Pygmalion some time later after she had recovered

"Yeah." said Remilia, still panting slightly

"Can we do it again later?" Asked Pygmalion as the two of them stepped out of the shower and put robes on

"Gladly." said Remilia with a smile.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

My God, man, have you never taken an English class?

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them and stared menacingly. In a loud booming voice, it asked "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and everything turned black.

When they woke up, they found themselves sitting in a lecture hall at MIT, amonst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the board. Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, wearing his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Pygmalion managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

[Anonymous No.]

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Remilia whispered to Pygmalion.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Remilia whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

[Anonymous No.]

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand and returning it to a pocket on his robe.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, moving his hands in a series of complex movements as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Pygmalion muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, retrieving his wand and pointing at her with it.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," Remilia exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

[Anonymous No.]

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Pygmalion sent forth a bright white beam, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the beam towards her.

"Now perish!" The Sussman shouted, conjuring a huge pair of parentheses from his wand, which surrounded the group and enveloped them in a closure.

"What do we do now?!?!" Remilia screamed at Pygmalion.
"I don't know!" she shouted angrily in reply as the both of them hammered as hard as they could against the invisible, unyielding walls of the closure.

"I hope you learned your lesson, freaks!" The Sussman exclaimed, as the closure rose up towards the ceiling with the two trapped inside, exploding into a shower of white parentheses as it hit the top. The Sussman returned the wand to his pocket and continued lecturing.

...

"Where... are we?" Remilia whispered as she opened her eyes to find Pygmalion lying next to her.

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Pygmalion said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Remilia said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

"Umm... excuse me? Could you ---" Remilia began.

[Anonymous No.]

The man remained focused on the game.

"Hello?!?!" Pygmalion screamed at him while waving her arms across his eyes. The man remained undisturbed, and continued to graze with astonishing accuracy. Even when she covered her eyes completely he did not miss at all.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" she exclaimed, kicking him and then the monitor; but nothing refused to move --- it was as if there was a barrier surrounding him.

Seeing that nothing in the cubicle would respond to their attempts at moving or destroying it, they gave up and walked out into the hallway.

"This place sure is wierd," Pygmalion commented sadly, "let's see what's in the other ones."

They visited several more cubicles, but the situation was the same; in each one was a man playing one of the Touhou series, and none of them could be disturbed by anything they did. After a while, it became apparent that almost every one of the cubicles was identical, and the hallway seemed to go on forever in either direction.

They continued to walk in silence, looking into the cubicles on either side for any sign of escape. One of them seemed to be empty except for a single purple book lying exactly in the middle, and aligned perfectly with the four walls.

"This one's different! But... what can we do?" Remilia said as they entered it.

Pygmalion reached for the book, and to their surprise it moved with her touch. She picked it up and turned it over.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,133
I wasn't the one who wrote the original copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

On the cover was a picture of a wizard and the words "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs".

"Structure and Inter--- wait, is this the SICP that snake mentioned before we ---" Remilia exclaimed.

"I think I remember now!" Pygmalion shouted excitedly. "It said something about reading SICP!" She opened it and turned to the first chapter.

They started reading the first chapter, and just as they finished the first section, the lights of the cubicle flickered and the two of them were once again immersed in darkness.

"What now?" Remilia asked, "didn't we read it?"

A deep rumbling sound was heard, and the floor began to shake. They held onto each other as they felt themselves falling through it, then fainting.

They woke up to find that they were back where they started, and the huge black snake head was still staring at them. Pygmalion continued to hold the purple book tightly against her chest.

"You have read your SICP today", the head hissed before disappearing into the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,140
>SICP
Well done, I didn't expect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,132
>>2538474,131
>>2538474,131
>>2538474,130
>>2538474,129
I remember this nanoha copypasta.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,140
Where's the hot lesbian sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,143

A Certain Vampire? You seem oddly familiar. Plus the mention of lesbian stuff tingles my /jp/ Sense.

Could you be.. my favorite triptouhou is back from the grave?!

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,144
I was never in a grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,145

Well, you disappeared, or at least went to Anonymous posting. That is the same as death.

But I'm glad to see you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,145
Remilia I thought you hated the ghost boards?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ seems to be working again. I hope it lasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,130
but pyg is flat.
Flattyty flaty flat

>>2538474,135
>>2538474,136
>>2538474,137
>>2538474,138
>>2538474,140
lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,148
Well, it almost works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,148

I can lurk.
But I can't post anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,149
Proof or GTFO

[Rome No.]

>>2538474,150
Posting is still disabled.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,147
/jp/ was/is down and I am bored out of my mind ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,154

I'm sure you'll be on /b/ soon enough advising them to raid some faggots just like you do on /jp/ you swine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,155
Are you frustrated? She wouldn't do anything like that.

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,155
I haven't been in /b/ for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,156
>She

heh

Nice delusion bro, I bet you think moot gives a shit about restoring any board other than /b/, too.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,158
No, moot is busy playing with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,158
Hi my troll comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the Remilia tripfriend a female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,161
That's one of the 7 mysteries of /jp/.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,161
Supposedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,161
Who cares?

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,163
what about the one from #/jp/?

remilia-scarlet

[A Certain Vampire No.]

>>2538474,163
>>Supposedly.
ಠ_ಠ

>>2538474,165
That's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,161
Female name = female tripfag. That's why athens is a woman.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,166
You're not a girl, despite much on /jp/ says to you!

I miss my friend, where he is right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,166
>Supposedly

You're right, only a newfag would think that. I'd ask you to confirm your gender, but I doubt you can see your micropenis under your 800 pounds of fishbelly cellulite. Your penis probably hasn't seen sunlight in so long that it turned transparent like those deep-sea fish.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,166
Didn't mean to offend, miss. I personally don't doubt it.
There's just no way to prove it, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

We just need Arc here on the ghost boards and /jp/ would be complete again.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,167
athens is not a female either....

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,171
i hate him and hope he doesn't come here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,170
There is.
But none of you probably got the guts to post a picture with a paper saying "Hi /jp/ 05/05/09".

Not to say I am encouraging you guys to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,170
>miss

Knock that shit off, Pig. Christ, maybe we'll get /jp/ back sooner if we start sacrificing tripfags to the gods.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2538474,174
Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,174

Or pose with a school swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

UNLIMITED TRIPFAG DRAMA WORKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,172
> Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo
Verdict: Male poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,179
>Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo
>Verdict: Shitty Male poster.
Fixed it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,178
Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I love both Remilia triptouhous.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,175
and what will become of god is feeling right now?


>>2538474,179
Gotta problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

> Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A
Male.
> AO
Probably male.
> athens !SysNpnp3nU
Female.
> Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q
Male, possibly wants to be a woman.
> Nerevarine (Entrepreneur of Dagoth Ur's Vagina) !W7Y18DFc/A
Female.
> Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6
Female.
> Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw
Female.
> MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio
Female.
> White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ
Female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,184
> White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ
Alabamian

fixed

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,180
I dont care, you are a fag, shithead, have a shitty life, a shitty poster respond it to my shitty poster, who lives in the basement with your mom upstairs, obesity, trouble with social community, a virgin, and a faggot!

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,185
>>2538474,184
LOL SO RANDUMM!!!! XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,187
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[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,186

You just described everyone on /jp/.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

>>2538474,189
You'll thank irisu later~

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,186
Go fuck yourself faggot.

[Anonymous !!jOKQIHI3XNN0fIxqXYnEAw No.]

I think I'll start using a trip from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

i needed this

[Koakuma !!CKFxaiQ6974TWwjCeomcPg No.]

There was once a girl, her name was Sonnya. Sonnya liked to be called Soni. Everyone liked Soni, she made everyone smile. She made the sun smile.

One day the Sun stopped smiling, Soni asked the Sun; "Mr. Sun why have you stopped smiling?"

The sun told Soni; "I am running low on energy, I need cake to live. Get me 40 cakes Soni or I will die!"

Soni wanted to help the sun! She went to /ck/ to find some cake but they were sold out.

Soni then went to /co/ to find cake, but they were sold out too!

Soni then went to /v/, but they just told Soni that there is no such thing as cake.

Soni finally went to /cgl/, there was a nice man named Maguma there. He had planty of cakes!

But Maguma couldn't give Soni the cakes. Maguma needed the cakes to sell so he has money to support his big happy family.

Soni didn't want to hurt Maguma but saving the sun was more important! When everyone in /cgl/ was asleep Soni stole all the cakes. She was sad because she knew this would make /cgl/ sad.

Maguma was crushed the next morning when he found out his cakes were gone! There was no way he could support his family now. He cried because his life was ruined and so was his family's. Soni ruined Maguma's and his family's life for good!

Soni took the cakes to the sun and said; "Mr. Sun I got your cakes!" The sun grabbed the cakes and said; "Thank you Soni you have saved me!"
"Saved me the trouble of stealing these cakes!"
It wasn't the sun at all, it was Lex Luthor in disguise! "Buh-bye Soni!" Lex Luthor vanished into thin air.

Soni cried. Soni made no one smile again, /cgl/ never smiled again, Maguma never smiled again, Soni never smiled again.

The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538474,152
Ask Pygmalion yourself!

Here's the phrase so you can copy paste it to your post:
Pygmalion, what is your cup size?

[Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 No.]

I'm frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538498
I'm frustrated that you're frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538485,1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY_I0ubL6E0

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2538474,184
ヽ(´▽`)/

>>2538474,185
I don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Pygma-chan, if it's not too forward of me to ask, what is your cup size?

Please be deliciously flat like you are in my imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538621
>>2538621
>>2538621

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538621,2
I want questions answered!


also, 11 japanese bird cooking spaghetti threads in the ghost board's front page, this is beyond awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538621
Of course, [spoiler] [spoiler] flat [/spoiler] because he's really a guy. [/spoiler.]

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>2538621,4
Like anyone would believe a BBCODE FAILURE like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Your not an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER like Jones and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538621,6
oh well, it was worth a shot
*.*

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>2538621,6
>>2538621,7
You have brought shame upon your ancestors. There is only one option left to you now.
Put red trash cans by your posts and try again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2538621,8
I'd rather leave it so I can look back and remember how I brought shame to my name.
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