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"Happy meeping"

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>> No.25695651

Imagine your pregnant Manticore wife giving birth, and out comes this squirming loaf of wet fuzz that looks more monster than human, which crawls around on all 4s, and meeps. Imagine then finding out that's what baby Manticores are, and that your wife used to be that, too.
Now imagine going to HER mother, to look at all her baby pictures, and cooing at them, to her embarrassment.

>> No.25695652
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Breed sandworms

>> No.25695656

No better feeling than being covered in your mofucore daughters as your manticore wife looks at you fondly.

>> No.25695676

utterly adorable! Sounds like a really cute story.

>> No.25695684

I want to be raped by a lovestruck lamia after she confessed her feelings to me and then not reciprocate her feelings after seeing how immature and emotionally reckless she is.

>> No.25695686
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Gazer helps me sleep at night
Gazer cooks delicious and healthy food
Gazer encourages me to be active in both my lifestyle and my community
Gazer gives me a lap pillow and headpats after a long day

>> No.25695691

Imagine trying to pet all the quick little buggers as they scamper around.

>> No.25695716

W-what? What the fuck is all this

>> No.25695729

I want it so bad.

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>> No.25695760

>Gazer encourages me to be active in both my lifestyle and my community
In other words, lots of sex in and outside the home

>> No.25695773
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the smug foxes are my favorite

>> No.25695777

It sounds cute, but they'd be a really big handful. I wonder what would happen if you told your MG waifu that you didn't want kids yet, because you aren't ready for them

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Monster girls sending cute boys lots of donations!

>> No.25695794
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I just want a sadistic Kikimora gf

>> No.25695813

Boomer automaton AI attempting conversation
>It took her 38 hours 56 minutes and 23 seconds to bypass the anti-bot captcha

>> No.25695836
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Here we go again, lads.


Chapter 39 up.

>> No.25695844

mouth slut

>> No.25695845

Older automatons have it so hard with all these new LEDs and such and here they are with their CRT faces and old IBM CPUs.

>> No.25695883

i want to taste this fox all over

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>> No.25695910
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Hidden sex is great. Public sex really isn't for me though... however...

>> No.25695939
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Gazer gets more subs regardless

>> No.25696015

Does the Russian accent improve her even further too?

>> No.25696055

Nothing better than a Gazer with an exhibition fetish.

>> No.25696103

Automaton with a CRT TV for a head and the screen has the automaton's face on it

>> No.25696111
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>> No.25696118

>where are your fingers?
that's right they are in my pussy

>> No.25696133

based sylph

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>> No.25696153

As a fellow bald guy, ChromeDome is correct.

>> No.25696207 [SPOILER] 
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Would your automaton get jealous of your kitchen appliances?

>> No.25696210

Hug a slug

>> No.25696224

you cant fuck a toaster but you can an automaton

>> No.25696253

Don't say that too loudly around a gremlin, they take it as a challenge

>> No.25696254

I wouldn't think so. A sex robot on the other hand..

>> No.25696259

>you cant fuck a toaster

>> No.25696276

Automaton-chan's new little sister can not just serve breakfast in bed, she can even make it there!

>> No.25696279
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>> No.25696306

it is the fate of all bug to be bullied.

>> No.25696307

but that would make the toaster into an automaton
Let me rephrase you SHOULDN'T fuck a toaster

>> No.25696335

>but that would make the toaster into an automaton
I don't see the problem

>> No.25696348

Gremlins sure are crafty if a bit odd I bet holidays are a bit hectic when all her robot daughters come to visit and show her how they managed to get a husband

>> No.25696355

It's nice to see that the cyber alien centipede maid is getting more art.

>> No.25696395

what makes robot daughterus good?

>> No.25696402

Not quite an automaton but https://files.catbox.moe/ewyvmx.png

>> No.25696418

They can spot you when you lift heavy and actually catch the weights.

>> No.25696481

Is it more rude or worrisome to a monster if you suggest oral, proceed to eat her out, but then not let her suck your dick?

>> No.25696482
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Is there a list of the most loved stories you have all written? A lot has been written but I don't know what is worth reading. Can someone recommend some well liked stories please?

>> No.25696496

I'd do that to an elf

>> No.25696529

Would that count as orgasm denial for a monster? Since you are denying her your orgasm

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>> No.25696567

Some of my favorites are Manticore and a half, Palmtop Mofucore, and The Little Mofucore That Could. Magus-Anon's isekai story, Great [Monster] Journey, and a few others.

>> No.25696573

nice, I should have waited this cliffhanger is gonna kill me

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>> No.25696593

Is chapter 6 already translated?

>> No.25696617
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>> No.25696675
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I've gotten back into writing my story of an Orc Harem marrying a human prince. The next part will be the High Orc Princess "talking" with Hilbert's mother to convince her to accept the marriage between four orcs and her son. By talk, I mean that the Princess molests her and turns her into another High Orc while laying out her ultimatum for the Queen's conquered kingdom. I'm starting to think that I should give the High Orc Princess and Great Shaman names. Maybe I could change the name of the fic so I could have a bunch of other short fap-stories where men get caught by monsters (and one who catches a Cockatrice) as part of the fic rather than being a seperate document. The final scene would be where the monsters are having a celebratory orgy.

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>> No.25696958

Just how powerful are 9 tailed foxes?

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>> No.25697281
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What a strange adventuring party

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>> No.25697355

Name a better party than this

Sabbath Witch
Elf Ranger
Dwarf Fighter
Incubus Fighter
Ignis Pyromancer

>> No.25697388
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I'm interested.

>> No.25697466

4x lamia dancer.
Mostly for the outfits.

>> No.25697523

>that form
I'm thinking of 4 letters

>> No.25697572

I want to summon a loli fox to teach me how to be an onmyoji.

>> No.25697612

Holstaur Priest
Minotaur Berserker
Hakutaku Mage
Paladin Anon

>> No.25697620

Denying a monster sex is considered actual rape to them and you will get arrested for it.

>> No.25697628

I want to help whitehorn-san but I have no clue how

>> No.25697766
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Don't let the overgrown lizards, or any monsters for that matter, know you got an erection

>> No.25697779

yeah, the rape with them is pretty terrifying

>> No.25697823

Give her baked goods.

>> No.25697949

I hear she especially like's banana creampies.

>> No.25698054

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get nice and strong as an adventurer so dragon adventurers have someone to go after that will give them a challenge.

>> No.25698132

Wear a traffic cop uniform and help her kindergarten students make it to school

>> No.25698408

>My Waifu
Too easy

>> No.25698443
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The perfect Maid

>> No.25698485

>Weresheep White Mage (conjures fluffy beds of wool, apparently requires anon's warmth to maintain. The more you level this skill the bigger you exp bonus for using it.)
>Kiki Survivalist (does the cooking and hunting to ensure rations remain fresh, plentiful, and insists on feeding you mouth to mouth to ensure you are getting enough calories)
>Kejourou Onmyoji (comes with Kitsune-bi familiars) (I know, I hate pet classes too)(Only ever casts conceal when making camp and is generally a waste of space. Has a cut monster rape scene because of creative differences that resulted in a bunch of dudes leaving to make an indie project that died out after 2 years from a lack of support. Story boards are still there, you know, if you're willing to wade through 5 years worth of forgotten torrents and blatant viruses for a "decompiled" copy only to realize its just incomplete source code that got leaked waaaaay back by the very people that launched the indie project and is also a virus that's essentially just a bitcoin miner they were using to raise funds, god I fucking hate the chinese)
>Milfy Jinko Beserker (An optional recruitment that requires you to go through this meaningless string of side quests that was eventually patched out by fans only to be made incompatible and hard-coded in after an update because (Project lead, Savin: [abriged] "We worked really fucking hard on that story line and you're going to learn every god damn detail about my special snowflake waifu also she gangbangs her cronies because fuck you.")
Anon the dense fighter who's main character arc is developing into an actual black hole that can only be plugged by your massive ego.

>> No.25698494

I'll be the best crossing guard even if wintertown has little traffic

>> No.25698520


>Abjuration Dark Mage
>Evocation Raiju
>Illusion Anon
>Divination Holstaur
>Obligatory Cleric Succubus

Caster Gang 4 Lyfe

>> No.25698697

I hope Anon goes full on Tribes skiing to get away from those filthy sandrakers

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>> No.25698745

>you have to pull out your crossing sign when a whitehorn passes you cause that ass is a wide load

>> No.25699119
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.25699177

That's just a lie tanukis and demons make up.
Monsters are legally allowed to rape you if you "click" with them.

>> No.25699287

I like the confidence, darkened circles around the eyes and mischief.

>> No.25699325

>darkened circles around the eyes
she should sleep more

>> No.25699370

penis the overworked engineer to sleep

>> No.25699915
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Because they know they can rape you at any time with the application of science and technology. Those sleepless eyes are dangerous.

>> No.25699996

Delete that and repost it elsewhere. I can see balls.

>> No.25700003

Where is the rest of the shog?

>> No.25700078

Just use light magic to EMP her shit and then carry her away like the nerd she is.
What do EMPs do to automatons? Make them helpless and horny?

>> No.25700117

inside/technically being chaos they can take up as little space as wanting

>> No.25700177

I hate that Promestein doesn’t get a proper h scene of her own.

>> No.25700374

So a pslime but shog-kiki?

>> No.25700812

>TV turns itself on and lights my room up
Go away ghost-chan I was trying to sleep

>> No.25701138
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Gazer says to get some sleep

>> No.25701233

Gazer can suck my dick

>> No.25701274

Monoeyes are my monolove

>> No.25701333
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That's what she wants, Anon
Exquisite taste, my good man

>> No.25701343

Imagine flying with a Manticore and getting terrified from the height.

>> No.25701355

>That's what she wants, Anon
So do I

>> No.25701371

gazer is multi eye

>> No.25701473
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Space Wan!

>> No.25701619

I'd get stuck adrift in an escape pod with her.

>> No.25701637
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>"I hope you were paying attention during your training or you may not survive this one, assistant."

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>> No.25702239

More like shog parasite. Kiki being the shog carrier.

>> No.25702263

cute little wings

>> No.25702444

Lookin kinda like a Space Channel 5 Wan.

>> No.25702513

Sabbath? More like Shittath.

>> No.25702665

Kiki always bad, shog always good

>> No.25702703
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Why not with Commander Gremlin?

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>> No.25702772
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>Ensign Anon, meet your new bunkmate.

>> No.25702803

Too small

>> No.25702873

I bet her ears wiggle whenever someone starts talking in technobabble.

>> No.25702891

Anon getting taken advantage of by monsters AGAIN
At some point he's gonna flip out, it's surprising he hasn't with all that's happened so far. Let's hope he stays strong.
Good chapter!

>> No.25702898

The easiest way to make a Gremlin go heart-pupiled is to talk about the Turbo Encabulator

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Technology like this needs to be kept out of Gremlin hands, for everyone's safety.

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It is too late. It was always too late.

>> No.25703212
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I, for one, welcome our new Gremlin technocratic overlords.

>> No.25703315

What, like a dog-breeder?

>> No.25703445

Hark! Villainy!

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>> No.25703469

Man, I need more Monsters wearing long capes, it's doing something for me.

>> No.25703538
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A cloak is fine too?

>> No.25703570

I mean a cloak is alright, as long as she can swish it in a dramatic gesture.

>> No.25703628

Cloaks are great.
The provide easy access to everything fun while reaming practical and cool.

>> No.25703875

Yo, why the fuck does, like, modern Monster Girl society, why is it so dystopean? Like, men being raped all the time, and shit. I mean, like, I dunno. I get off to it at times, but others I don't think I'd want to live there, with all that Sabbath this, Chief God that, rapey monsters all over. What would happen to humanity? Would it ever be that Monsters could finally birth Incubi? Or would the human race die out from being fucked literally to extinction. Actually, would Incubi count as humans, or as Mamono? Like, Alps are Mamono, and they used to be dudes. Or maybe I should just go to fucking sleep already it's like 3 in the morning.

>> No.25703916

Like, it seems a lot darker, then when you first look at it.

>> No.25703919
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Order Lady who is a Raid Boss

>> No.25703932

And why the fuck when I click a post to reply does it not reply to that post and I have to click it again.

>> No.25703957

Becomes a Manticore and tails, then marries the young squire boy who she was training. Forgot to solve the captcha what fucking captcha

>> No.25703958

Dude either take your fucking meds or kill yourself but stop being a schizo in this thread

>> No.25703991

No need to be rude.

>> No.25704012
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Nobody wants to listen to insane people rambling.

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>> No.25704043

I thought that was the kind of stuff abyssal girls were into.

>> No.25704082

I want to ask Dr. M. Flayer to help me with my crippling fear of commitment

>> No.25704431

If by dog-breeder you mean breeding them doggystyle, then yes

>> No.25704606
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What kind of hobbies does your girl have?

>> No.25704634

Obtaining stuff
Arranging stuff
Rearranging stuff

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>> No.25704692

Mindflayers have cute minds

>> No.25704956

Gazer got big

>> No.25705173


Late reply but I enjoyed this and would appreciate more. Thank you.

>> No.25705193

Fat Gazer Tats.

>> No.25705254

I need a tall flat maid, tall so she can reach up high and flat so she can get into tight areas

>> No.25705258

kendama, rubiks cube, and crosswords

>> No.25705274

Puzzles, partying and reading.
Possibly video games if she ever played them.

>> No.25705576
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What are the limits of demon energy? Humans become what the monster girl wants and the monster girl becomes what the human wants. But can it go so far as to have an egg laying girl into a live birth? Can it turn their personality?

>> No.25705603

Evolution can accomplish anything.

>> No.25706396

What position should defeated lizard girls be fuck in? Doggy style? Full nelson? Mating press? Missionary position after you offer to marry her?
Asking for a friend. Who I'm paying. That's not actually my friend.

>> No.25706413
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I'm feeling exceptionally virile today.

>> No.25706421

Loser Lizards get anal!

>> No.25706506

>Full nelson
Three quarters Gravina
You look exceptionally virginal to be honest

>> No.25706521

>calling a fine lady a virgin
Rude! This is not how diplomatic relations are handled!

>> No.25706538

please kill yourself

>> No.25706570

No. I'm going to fap to orcs.

>> No.25706576

Haha you fuckin got him bro. What's your instagram so I can upvote you?

>> No.25706611

>being this mad
spotted the tourist

>> No.25706643

>being this autistic
spotted the euro

>> No.25706708
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But can your furniture handle the weight of some girls?

>> No.25706734

She's significantly lighter than three people sitting on that couch.

>> No.25706753

But her scales are totally made from gold!

>> No.25706778

That's metal.

>> No.25706852

I'd say doggy style, full nelson is for defeated amazons and dark elves.

>> No.25706896

Reverse suspended congress

>> No.25706954

>Reverse suspended congress
How would that even work? Does she pin you against the wall?

>> No.25707047
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I wanna be a Hellhound's little spoon! I wanna feel safe in her strong arms! I wanna rest my head against her chest mofu! I wanna feel her warm breath against my ear!

>> No.25707071

It's just suspended congress but you're fucking her from the back. I forgot about the thick tail though, so it's better to do regular suspended congress after all.
What you just described is the perfect fit for victorious lizards.

>> No.25707137

It's the tag for suspended congress where the girl is facing away from the man

>> No.25707143

>when your wife has more chest hair than you
it would be the same for me

>> No.25707344

>I wanna be a Hellhound's little spoon
you literally can't get more betacuck than this
start HRT already

>> No.25707385

I want to rub a Raiju's head.

>> No.25707456

>What you just described is the perfect fit for victorious lizards.
To the victor goes the spoils after all.
I wouldn't mind that at all.

>> No.25707532

Face down, ass up or full nelson.

>> No.25707701

i want to be the big spoon of a hellhound much bigger than me

>> No.25707805
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I want to make a Hellhound's tail wag by saying I love her!

>> No.25707854


those are some big hound milkers

>> No.25708973

I want to hear a Hellhound say she loves me

>> No.25708981
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Would you go on a picnic in one of your screensavers or wallpapers?

>> No.25709236

If I could date the universe or cool fantasy landscapes, I would.

>> No.25709261

Though I guess one of them is also a cool (heh) pic of Crino. And dating her would probably be a pain.

>> No.25709283

Have a girl completely immobilize you and pin you underneath her before repeatedly whispering in your ear that she loves you...is really really good.

>> No.25709544

>Face down, ass up
Imagine half pushing down, half headpatting a loli salamander and her instinctually letting out an erotic moan.

>> No.25709559

i want to hear that from a heart pupiling hound

>> No.25709739

Are elfs monstergirls? Are vampires?

>> No.25709760

Imagine underestimating a lolimander so much that she completely wipes the floor with you
>Come to on the ground, with her crouched over you
>Worried about you since you're way weaker than she thought possible
>Pats your head when you look like you're about to cry
>Her claws feels way too warm for a reptile
>Says she'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, for your own safety and as part of her training

>> No.25709767
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Yes, yes.

>> No.25709947

>suspended congress
Stick to letting asians and indians name shit. Stupid autistic retards "suspended congress". I banged a chick in the reverse intubated oration the other day. Shit was cash. I bet you don't even inverted conglomeration.

>> No.25710044

monsters gotta be sure to take responsibility

>> No.25710076

this is autism

>> No.25710135

>Implying doggy or lotus isn't better than some pretentious "suspended congress".
Fucking cowgirl, prone bone, missionary what's wrong with these names?

>> No.25710161

If she wagged her tail like a dog I wouldn't be able to help myself.

>> No.25710163

>Stick to letting asians and indians name shit.
That's what it's called in Kama Sutra though.

>> No.25710190

I know that. Of course I do. Retard.

>> No.25710224

Ah yes, the ancient hindi language of "suspended congress" I guess I stand corrected though.

>> No.25710429
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Cats sleep 15 hours a day

>> No.25710432

>Fucking cowgirl, prone bone, missionary what's wrong with these names?
Nothing, and there’s nothing wrong with reversed suspended congress either.

>> No.25710448

How would a Kiki react to her master bringing home junk food like McDonalds or food that wasn't made by her?

>> No.25710476

Analyse. Replicate. Improve.

>> No.25710505

cat naps with an ocelomeh!

>> No.25710518

>Kikis take over McDonalds
>Becomes McKikis
>Every order comes with a complementary masterless kiki

>> No.25710530

One of these is not like the others Mr. Inverted 0g flipdoodle backwards incubation temporally halted assembly man.

>> No.25710545

It's the secret kiki switch signal. She now knows her master doesn't know what's good for him and she needs to take matters into her own hands.
Expect a lot of bondage and spoon feeding

>> No.25710577
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Would a large gathering of more women/girls be a corruption hotspot?

>> No.25710589
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one day

>> No.25710592

Not gonna lie, I'd probably ask for nothing but home made junk food.
>Home freshly baked buns cut in half, slathered in holstaur butter
>Layered in lettuce and tomato and onion straight from the garden
>Block of local minotaur cheese cut to slices
>Patties made from the ground meat of a demonic bull killed that very day
>Chips fying exactly half an hour after being pulled out of the ground
>Home made ginger beer to go with it
Now I'm hungry.

>> No.25710631
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Someday,hopefully soon

>> No.25710646

>Inverted 0g flipdoodle backwards incubation temporally halted assembly
Is that where you edge an automaton in space with baby making sex?

>> No.25710692

Obviously, can't you see I'm using the plainest and most descriptive English to succinctly depict the sex act?

>> No.25711099

How would monstergirl gamers fare in the older 2009 Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer lobbies and chat?


>> No.25711156

>ywn go full murderhobo in MGE
Why even live bros

>> No.25711170

Why not both

>> No.25711217

I want to tie up a kiki and watch her struggle while eating McDonalds.

>> No.25711235

>you're husbando a shit

>> No.25711299

God I wish that were me.

>> No.25711383

In general, replace squeaky kids and sweaty nerds telling you they fucked your mother with hellhounds telling you they are going to fuck you hard in a raspy voice.

>> No.25711407

>Pharaoh princess banned for using her voice to swing games

>> No.25711441
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>Post sex cuddles with your Hellhound wife
>Just enjoying the afterglow together
>"Hey." She says
>You're slightly taken aback, you and her typically have your post sex cuddles in silence, save for maybe some exasperated breathing
>You turn your head slightly to look back at her, embracing you from being
>"I love you. I feel like I don't tell you that enough, so yeah, I love you."
>Assure her that you know how much she loves you
>Tell her you love her too
>She squeezes you in a bit tighter
>You can hear the rhythmic thumping of her tail wagging against the bed now

>> No.25711449

Wouldn't it have more sweaty nerd monsters telling you they fucked your dad?

>> No.25711450

I’d 1v1 her if you know what I mean.

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>> No.25711729
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>> No.25711756

I’d like this picture a whole lot more if it just said fuck.

>> No.25711776

What a weirdo nun haha

>> No.25711813

>ban got overturned because her followers threatened to rape the game devs

>> No.25711846

Wait what is she transforming into? harpy? griffon? vampire? some chimera?

>> No.25711860

Yeah, squeaky lolis and sweaty nerd monsters telling you they fucked your dad and calling each other dykes.

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Good stuff, ily

>> No.25712021

That sounds lovely.

>> No.25712051

Why do you keep posting this?

>> No.25712065
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>> No.25712074

Maybe he drew it himself?

>> No.25712098

wont the food get cold up there?

>> No.25712128
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I got it from a drawfag actually

>> No.25712172

Hope you didn't pay for it, that drawfag is still very unhoned

>> No.25712176

Reminder to creampie your waifu and let your balls be emptied of every drop in the place where it belongs

>> No.25712198

It is quite warm in the solar winds

>> No.25712221

I keep doing that but my wife won't get pregnant, it's like her body just doesn't want sex for procreation and wants sex because it feels good

>> No.25712241

Looks like a crop from drawpile to me.

>> No.25712267

both aren't mutually exclusive! Try more times anon!
This but with echidnas!

>> No.25712370

just mute her lol with a gag

>> No.25712385

You don't have to impregnate her, just cum inside. It IS where cum is supposed to go after being milked from a man.

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I guessed right, it's the latest one.

>> No.25712417

Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

>> No.25712597

Fuck off lad.

>> No.25712865
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What a chill mermaid.

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>> No.25713114
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I want me a chimera so bad
4 wives for the price of 1, all while keeping monogamy

>> No.25713165
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Right here!

>> No.25713393

put toys in your vampires!

>> No.25713420

butt sluts are best sluts.

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>> No.25713627

I still find the whole red anon thing amusing. Like 8 could have done something original but it had to be just 4chan anon but RED AND EDGY.

>> No.25713666

>"You're like a Chimera, you know?"
>It was something my waifu said once, after quietly watching me for some time. It was the morning after a long night of wild sex.
>I woke up later than usual, completely exhausted. Breakfast was already made, so I just took a seat and started eating. I complemented her on the food, same as always, and was halfway finished when she said that.
>"A Chimera. Do you understand my meaning human?"
>I didn't know how long she had been standing behind me. Her arms reached out, and begin slowly making their way up my body.
>My back, my sides, my chest
>My arms, my shoulders
>The back of my neck
>Drumming along my checks
>She covered my eyes as she drew closer, warm breath teasing my ears
>I felt my heart beating faster
>I dropped the fork and struggled to swallow that last mouthful
>She started giggling in my ear
>"Kiihihi...do you get it?"
>I did not, not that I had any way to convey this thought to her
>I was too nervous, too scared to speak.
Just a weird, bizzare episode of me and my waifu.

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Shotas should dominate more.

>> No.25713878

Bro...the ads

>> No.25714006

Shotas should wait a decade or two

>> No.25714011
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Gib dommy mommy gf

>> No.25714018

Nothing questionable there, just a nice woman helping a boy with his workout. Boy seems clumsy though, spilled yogurt all over the place.

>> No.25714030
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>> No.25714067

Man, I'm totally tripping right now

>> No.25714106

Life has many doors boya

>> No.25714126

i love butts and loving butts

>> No.25714203

chuuni monster with heavily customized myspace page

>> No.25714235

Just another reason why we need more Apophis

>> No.25714255
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Childhood friend ending up as your wife or you prefer meeting your wife later in life?

>> No.25714288

I had a non-blood related step sister I used to take baths with.
I'd rather take a woman who didn't know everything about my childhood.

>> No.25714312

>Shoggy places a drop of her slime in the figure
>She can control it and move it around like its alive

>> No.25714345

That's an infinite amount of mofu

>> No.25714352

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
>Now. You're looking at now. Everything that is happening now, is happening now.

>> No.25714369

I like her custom made lingerie

>> No.25714394
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would you some fox?

>> No.25714403

We're all bitter adults here. If she doesn't come crashing through the window in the next five years or so, we die as virgins.

>> No.25714440
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You've intruded into the sea queen's domain. She will personally administer your punishment.

>> No.25714442

>Crashing though the window
or stepping outside a portal,or you fall into a hole,i am sure there are dozens of less painful ways to introduce herself

>> No.25714480

based, incubus shota with a huge cock dominating his wife is a top tier scenario.

>> No.25714521

My brother met a girl who stepped off a rowboat when he was walking by the beach
Strange things happen my man

>> No.25714550

Lady it's not my fault the diving suit is so fucking heavy it sinks. It's also not my fault that the umbilical snapped so can you please fucking bring me back to the surface before I suffocate in this godforsaken metal coffin. Or, at least give me some oxygen.

>> No.25714608

So is the horny police a thing in MGC?
If you act too horny while being single you get a one way ticket to cop-pussy town.

>> No.25714630

i want a bunch of witches to gamble over me like this

>> No.25714641

Curse my perversion. I probably did it on purpose. Go ahead lady. Milk me fucking dry.

>> No.25714739

>portals open
>monsters fighting over hermit/NEET windows since they all want to be the first to crash through them

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>> No.25714809

Not for me. I haven't been near a woman outside my immediate family for years now, nor do I see any viable way of ever meeting a woman ever again.
I too remember the before-times.

I am a man completely devoid of any genuine hope for romance. I continue to live for no other reason than to spite this shitty world.

>> No.25714829

Post fizeek

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>> No.25714904

>H-hey miss, I see you stepped off a boat. haha, "I'm on a boat!" right? hah. Or, I guess you're not any more.. uhh, so... miss? Where are you going?"

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>crimped together along one side
I have to say. You are very good at using uncommon words in normal sentences without having it come off as forced or trying too hard. The flow of dialogue makes the story read like a novel. It's very comfy

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Actually she started talking to him. She was a dirty hippie, he was a dirty hippie. It was chemistry.
Women are unfathomable.

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>> No.25715030

No, I know dude I was there. I clapped.

>> No.25715069
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Oh, that was you? Cool, cool.

>> No.25715257

I remember it like it was just yesterday, man. I was fishing you see, and the path was kind of just a little ways out of the way. Not massively, you could hear the cars but it turned and tucked itself away into a sort of inlet just out of sight of the road. I always liked it because it was a hint of the wilds but you were still reminded of civilisation. It was miraculous, really, she'd pulled in with her rowboat, off-green dreads beading with spray from the lake, it was a fairly windy day as I recall. I nodded to her politely, but she'd already scared away the fish, so I was more just sitting there doing nothing at this point. Then as she rode the boat onto the bank and was stepping off he just so happened to round the path and boy I tell you, I could taste the chemistry. Though I might have just been smelling dirty hippy.

Still, so nice to see young love bloom though you know, he cracked a joke and a smile and she gave THAT laugh. I couldn't help it, I gave them just a few more moments together before I had to stand up and applaud. Then I packed my stuff and awkwardly shambled off.

>> No.25715313

>awkwardly shamble off a boat
>get Sahu'd
Good End

>> No.25715350
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I know they're practically the same image, but posting the master still makes you a newfag

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Need some sharkgirls up in this preteen.

>> No.25715366

Get out

>> No.25715394

best end

>> No.25715402

That doesn’t even look like a shark

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>> No.25715423

Sometimes I wonder if the reason I gravitate towards the more dangerous MGs is because I secretly want to die.

>> No.25715496
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Imagine seeing this cutie on the beach? Would you?

>> No.25715552 [DELETED] 

It's an obvious troll. Report and ignore. Not even the good shit

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>> No.25715806

Right, I forgot.

>> No.25715919

What did she mean by this?

>> No.25715965

What do you think she meant?

>> No.25715983

Some rambling about how important it is to seal your asphalt driveway before winter.

>> No.25716173

She probably did't mean anything anon. Like one of those fortune cookies that seems deep on the surface, but then you remember it's just a fortune cookie.

>> No.25716235
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All Cops Are Bitches! If they try to detain you, fuck them!

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>> No.25716627 [DELETED] 

We should totally fucking break into day care places in downtown portland and take some little girls home to fuck before we riot again tonight.

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>> No.25716669

>No pudgy, CC monster cop thats tired and just needs someone to relax and cuddle with.
Hell, I'd do it with the whole precinct if need be.

>> No.25716711

Impregnate Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 RAPED COPS

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>> No.25716830

I wish to turn this Cop into a bitch in the back of her car.

>> No.25716837

Prone Bone

>> No.25717107

If Baphomet has the most pleasurable pussy and Ghoul has the most pleasurable mouth, then which MG has the most pleasurable anus?

>> No.25717116

My daughteru.

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>> No.25717155

>mary sue lolis
>even remotely pleasurable
Now that's a lode of shit.

>> No.25717210

>part of her body is obscured
I've read enough NTR doujinshis to know where this is going...

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>> No.25717290

Biters normally get the ball gag, but if she's otherwise nice she can get a bone bit gag.

>> No.25717354

What if you bite a zombie first?

>> No.25717412
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angels in disguise

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The latter, but with some spirit of the former.

>> No.25717469

Biters get the ball gag anon, no exceptions.

>> No.25717491


>> No.25717512

What about her?

>> No.25717514

What girl needs more lewd pictures more? Salamander or lizard girl?

>> No.25717534

No exceptions.

>> No.25717541

Grown Men Cry

>> No.25717600

Salamanders seem strictly better.

>> No.25717676


>> No.25717688
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If you had the opportunity to get isekaied into the monster girl encyclopedia setting would you do it?

>> No.25717701
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>> No.25717747
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I was asking how big.

>> No.25717772

Ehhhhh. Probably not.

>> No.25717779

Big enough to be 100% effective.

>> No.25717811

What if I want to be 125% effective for repeat offenders?

>> No.25717818

Wouldn't gambeson be pretty damn effective against zombies? Or plate for that matter?

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>> No.25717849

Can I pick a different setting?

>> No.25717856

Good on you for being proactive!

>> No.25717885
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you love having sex with foxes!

>> No.25717888

what would it be then?

>> No.25717900

My own. It's got no lolis and no furries, it's pretty great.

>> No.25717911

>Tsundere Wock berating you for cumming too quickly

>> No.25717943
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onitengu land is pretty ideal.

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Yes, but not that one. Too underdeveloped.

Is there maledom?

>> No.25718029

No. Only switches.

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>> No.25718072

Can any of you kind responsible anons tell me how do you take good care of centaurs and their..."needs"?

>> No.25718078

Care to explain what it is?

>> No.25718121

deranged women typically with large breasts and lusty smiles.

>> No.25718206

Elf Mage
Elf Priest
Elf Sword Dancer
Elf Ranger
Dark Elf Assassin

>> No.25718269

Does anyone have an image of a bunch of treehoppers anthropomorphized as monster girls? There was a bunch of them lined up, kinda like character designs, and there was an alternate version where they were given little character bios. Been looking for that pic forever and thought maybe some anons here might know.

>> No.25718298
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His Wendigos are small but still have that smile.

>> No.25718356

What a taillet

>> No.25718503
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I heard rumors of giant blonde haired, pale skinned women who raid villages alongside the coast and kidnap the men for unknown purposes.

>> No.25718550

When will he finish BRHP? Seriously, I want to know who he chooses.

>> No.25718683

They probably eat them

>> No.25718887

Same as any other monster girl. Feed them well, provide proper housing, let them go outside to get exercise, help them remain clean, and keep them company.

>> No.25719058

That's just the selkies. They do that.

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>> No.25719099

The duality of man.

>> No.25719102
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No wonder everyone is so scared of them!

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>All single males over the age of 16 are obligated to register for the Government Matchmaking Program within 3 years.
>The Matchmaking Program uses highly advanced magic that will assign every man a suitable wife
>Failure to register within the designated timeframe will result in being investigated and punishments - decided at the discretion of the State Security - which may include but are not limited to: Being registered at the Dark Elf slave market, lifetime service in a Fallen God Temple and reeducation by a Dark Priest
>Volunteering for mindbreak guarantees matchmaking privileges with high level mamono.

>> No.25719200

Can I live in what ever demon realm has this?

>> No.25719239

Being under a cupids boot sounds okay.

>> No.25719251

How about I just hook up with a cute Bicorn or Nurarihyon and give them a "Hit-list" of my top 5 monster girls?

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>> No.25719274

Can I live in whatever demon realm doesn't have this? I mean, Monster Girls are cool and all, but I'd rather not be forced to marry, and at least get to know the mamono first, before I think of doing so.

>> No.25719368

All pairs are obligated to go on at least one date before they can marry.. In very rare cases when the matches don't work out repeating the process is possible.

>> No.25719395

Ehh, this isn't really my thing, if you know what I mean.

>> No.25719413

Ah yes, the cunny curtain.

>> No.25719482

En Ingles por favor

>> No.25719558

Not that anon but she's my wife, she would totally do that if she went out of control with her technique.

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I honestly don't think it would work since they'd always have their ambient music playing softly in the distance all the time. I mean what's she going to say just ignore " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mykw5E7pG44 " off in the distance and that you need to shag the demon?

>> No.25719611

Imagine living in a third world demon realm where the tap water is mixed with traveling harpy cunny juices, leftover gazer fluid, and slime droppings.
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.25719628

That's why I don't drink tap water, I only drink the pure distilled cunny juices of my wife and daughter.

>> No.25719679

What's this realm's immigration policy?

>> No.25719717

Run it through a Bubble Slime.

>> No.25719725

>The Immigration Office will accept anyone who agrees to register for The Matchmaking Program
>Please fill-in the desired mamono in the form and remember to also include either a Bicorn or a Nurarihyon.
>Please be aware that harem applications take longer to process
>A Nurarihyon or a Bicorn will arrive at an unspecified time to discuss the matter with you

>> No.25719830

Good Idea, and use the extracted harpy cum, gazer goop, and slime passings as lubricants for sex!

>> No.25719836
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What are you writing anon? What are you drawing? What are you commissioning?

>> No.25719878

A short, updated version of the Rogue Trader rulebook for my friends.

>> No.25719883
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>> No.25719922

>Waifu feels like starting shit with the local Lilim
>Signs me up as a single male
>Tips me off
>The two of us plot how to scare off the weaker girls
>Repeat to gain notoriety as a hard target
>Then vanish. Gone in a flash. Like I never even existed.

>> No.25719945

>Everyone's raving about the recent release of Horizon Zero Dongs
>It's a game about a post apocalyptic world where all the men are gone and hostile human women roam the land
>You play as a young Salamander looking to unravel the mystery and hopefully bring men back to the world

>> No.25719993

you'd let fairies drink from the tap right?

>> No.25720002

I thought that a MGE themed horizon would be about fending off dinosaur-girl automatons?

>> No.25720009

I don't get it?

>> No.25720025

Straws aren't tapered at the end, that'd suck going down.

>> No.25720051

maybe they got a special one hopefully

>> No.25720097
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>> No.25720116

Any monster that even suggests shoving anything down there deserves going thirsty.

>> No.25720143


>> No.25720149
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>> No.25720181
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I wonder
If a human woman fights Selene, can she get corrupted into a hiher teired monster by giving the lilim a good fight?

>> No.25720253

Why far right angry?

>> No.25720335
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>only one tail

>> No.25720446

how can I attract the scariest monster possible?

>> No.25720464

I like how slimes and lamia can adjust to your preferred height.

>> No.25720472

Wouldn't you be if you were drawn like that?

>> No.25720487

looks like she got rope burn on her hands.

>> No.25720496

The far right is always angry

>> No.25720529

Thank you and forgive my ignorance.

>> No.25720531
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If you find out, please tell me.

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>> No.25720653

Could be drawn a lot worse

>> No.25720667

That sounds like a shitty thing to do.

>> No.25720695

Go to Craigslist and look through the singles ads for women seeking men.

>> No.25720716

Pretty weird angle for a monster to have as well, since they don't pay much regard to status.

>> No.25720775
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Still trying to figure that out myself, anon

>> No.25720814

Considering Selene fought a human woman, called her special, and sill turned her into a regular succubuss, no.

>> No.25720844

I love dhampirs they are really wonderful I want a vampire to introduce me to one

>> No.25720884

What happened to the ol sneak into a man's house and rape him in his sleep tactic that succubi use to do?

>> No.25720895

Guys started staying up late playing vidya games.

>> No.25720905
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Anti-succ windows

>> No.25720990
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>> No.25721009

There's something humorous about any number of monsters breaking into houses but the vampires and demons are compelled to wait outside for an invitation.

>> No.25721124

I wan to have my welcome mat say "vampires welcome please come in"

>> No.25721194

This is why you have to go out and find them. A vampire can do whatever she want to you if you willingly enter her home by yourself.
Whatever she wants... Whatever she wants...

>> No.25721231

I hear they've got superb hospitality.

>> No.25721258

All vampires are welcome in my home but my place isn't fancy so I doubt any would visit me

>> No.25721303

>Win lottery.
>Suddenly have local monster girl nobility swinging by 'just to look'

>> No.25721388

If I won I'd donate money to needy undead

>> No.25721392

Old vampire beliefs are weird. One way to escape a vampire is to scatter small things like bunch of little coins or poppy seeds because they have an autistic obsession with counting things, and the vampire will be too busy counting to chase you.
Pocket sand may be useful on monsters, but it's kryptonite to vampires.

>> No.25721418

Can I help her count them?

>> No.25721448

That seems like a opportune time to mock them with sesame st jokes.

>> No.25721449

Define needy.

>> No.25721459
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Greater undead monster girls are the chad's choice

>> No.25721529
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>> No.25721546

poor zombies and other undead with just their grave to their name

>> No.25721567

cute mask and ruffles on her dress

>> No.25721645

>Sesame Street has a more folklore-accurate depiction of vampires than Twilight

This will never cease to amuse me.

>> No.25721664

Too rich for my blood. The most I'd manage is something as vile and wretched as myself.

>> No.25721763

Would a vampire dragon collect only coins to count

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>> No.25722048

what study of medicine would wurms be good at?

>> No.25722052

She doesn't have to make the noises

>> No.25722059

A Wurm carrying an ambulance would be great after a hurricane

>> No.25722066

>Other things, I'm sure
Why are monsters so autistic?

>> No.25722073

Healing boo-boos.

>> No.25722102


>> No.25722188

because autism was scary for ancient man so their stories have that as the monsters

>> No.25722214

Truly sages of great wisdom.

>> No.25722224


>> No.25722233

autistic women are scary

>> No.25722254

How would ancient autism be scary it's just what a caveman stacking rocks?

>> No.25722276

were pyramids the work of ancient autisms

>> No.25722291

Because the other cavemen have no idea why caveman chris-chan is acting so bizarrely

>> No.25722303

Stacking rocks was used as a form of torture and execution

>> No.25722313

i miss pre tranny cwc

>> No.25722337

I want to unfreeze a cavewoman sheriff

>> No.25722357

The fastest path to a hospital is a straight line.

>> No.25722432

What are monster doctors like? I hate getting shots how would that change with monsters

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>> No.25722519
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you did buy her lemonade right?

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>> No.25722657

Yes and somehow I'm already up to my eyeballs in debt

>> No.25722674

Piemonade upon request.

>> No.25722829
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>> No.25722989

Might be similar to the monster doctor series. Although Greila's Sabbath just uses snuggling and sex magic to heal you

>> No.25723009
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Shark pussy

>> No.25723068

big tail

>> No.25723144

Buff and THICK is how it should be.

>> No.25723452

SWAT sergeant Anon and his Manticore, Hellhound, Minotaur and Weresheep squadmates.

>> No.25723508
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>> No.25723733

would very enthusiastically lewd sabbath lolis give you anxiety?

>> No.25723762

It better not be coon juice

>> No.25723767


>> No.25723839
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>> No.25723983
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I need an adult.

>> No.25724078

A mimic disguised as a UFO.

>> No.25724080

"I am an adult"

>> No.25724081

We all do, Anon. We all do.

>> No.25724110

I want to get with a Lilim since high tier monsters are a big turn on for me and there's nothing that even comes close to a Lilim in that regard
Do i need to be a hero or someone important to get to be with one?

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>> No.25724235

cute halo

>> No.25724293

What happens if I grab it?

>> No.25724302

So I just realized that Houri looks like a shortsack Kuro

>> No.25724334

I think it's a cupid with the gloves and leggings.

>> No.25724380

Description says it's a houri.

>> No.25724397

I need a flat chested cow

>> No.25724442

but where does she store the milk?

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>> No.25724508

too short

>> No.25724521

Why are cupids are so nice and lovely they are just so wonderful

>> No.25724550

i'll stuff this shorty

>> No.25724589

Why arent there more maid mermaids

>> No.25724614

Frilly dresses are excessively difficult to wrangle underwater.

>> No.25724636

if a sandwurm flies does that make her an airwurm

>> No.25724654

That's a colossus

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>> No.25724676
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Why are there so many dragons

>> No.25724686

tsuncows won't get milked

>> No.25724704

I want an Amphitheater

>> No.25724713

She's gonna need a wheelchair due to no legs

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>> No.25724800

If a basilisk smells a raiju, will she die?

>> No.25724804

The most dangerous monster combination known to man is a wurm/vampire duo. The wurm breaks through the wall, and lets the vampire in.

>> No.25724813

Monstergirls in wheelchairs does something for me they might be the strongest magic casters and could easily walk with magic and I'd still want to protect them

>> No.25724818

>getting to the hospital results in more casualties
>hospital starts receiving exponentially more patients as more and more wurms are dispatched

>> No.25724935

It would be very painful.

>> No.25724949

This is the peak female body

>> No.25724950

Why are there so many long snake dragons

>> No.25724960
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Reminder that shortstacks mark men as their husbands by rubbing their chests against his crotch.

>> No.25724974

No, but becoming one does make it easier.

>> No.25724976

because dragon is a made up term and we decided to group many culture's creatures under that one term because of little overlap characteristics

>> No.25724988

I imagined a Wyvern Wurm, but I’d love that too. Her throne is everywhere! Let those who underestimate her, be blown away by her mighty wings!

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>> No.25725011

Cute nerd

>> No.25725018
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Oh so that's why she was doing it

>> No.25725024

I like elves but what if we gave them horns and wings to go with their knife ears

>> No.25725046

Is she an OctoCat?

>> No.25725049
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a draph cannot be deterred

>> No.25725067

>tfw you will never be married to a gremlin who's machines keep backfiring on her and putting her in lewd situations

>> No.25725077

Gonna bully her by not molesting her and fixing her machine

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>> No.25725176

i'd marry a fae dragon

>> No.25725190

what would she be like?

>> No.25725193

I would

>> No.25725223

somewhere between a cheshire and a fairy

>> No.25725239

onahole dragon

>> No.25725242

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the celestial template doesn't mean a monster girl is less lewd.
It just means they hide it better.

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>> No.25725280

Because they're based off of real snakes, usually. It's theorized that the mythical basilisk is just based off of word-of-mouth corruptions of stories about cobras in Africa.

>> No.25725354
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>ywn have over 7ft tall stacked and ripped Dark Valkyrie that insists on following you everywhere you go and accidentally intimidating cashiers whenever you go buy something while she keeps an oblivious smile

>> No.25725428

So a month ago I wrote the gardner, some people wanted a part 2 so here you fellas go.
(Part 1 below)

>> No.25725486


>> No.25725538

>flashgitzg makes a reference to monster musume
Well that was kind of random

>> No.25725544


>> No.25725632

>onahole dragon
That's all of them though!

>> No.25725660

>celestial template
What did he mean by this?

>> No.25725667

Now with stretching.

>> No.25725704
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Reminder that horses can be extremely dangerous.

>> No.25725741
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Pick up lines that'd work on a bicorn
>You're almost as hot as your friend

>> No.25725872
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Anon you have to waifu the Unicorn or Bicorn first.

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>> No.25725950

If I had to go with a horse, I'd prefer a Bicorn. My perversion is far too rampant to be covered by a single girl.

>> No.25726022

>When the tsuncow wants you to milk her engorged breasts but doesn't want to embarrass herself in front of her rough and tumble minotaur cousins.

>> No.25726072

That was a nice story, anon.

>> No.25726134

Hope you enjoy.
Thanks for for reading and the kind words.

>> No.25726283

I want her to force me to milk her but not cause she likes me or anything g-gosh ba baka

>> No.25726319


Misty became a monster girl? Nice...

>> No.25726364

Monsters get very upset and pissed when you don't have sex with them. Just saying, they don't take it lightly.

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Tamamo can upgrade herself into a superior mature mofu form. She's a clever girl

>> No.25726477

I got a new mouse and now I'm wondering how monsters would manage to use computers

>> No.25726514

>Please stand clear of the closing jaws

>> No.25726569

Assuming a (US) teaspoon of semen contains 25 calories, mamono would need to drink about 30 (US) tablespoons of semen to get their daily nutritional value!

>> No.25726585

Would a sandworm let people who aren't her husband inside her if it was part of her job? Does her husband just chill out in the back while she works?

>> No.25726647

Doubtful. They'd probably go with some sort of saddle or harness across her back.

>> No.25726666

What monsters will lovingly bully me?

>> No.25726668
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How are Yetis so perfect?

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For sandworms, that would mean you have to pump out 25000 gallons of semen so she can get her daily nutritional value!
What a big hungry girl!

>> No.25726712

cheshire cat

>> No.25726774

Nice quads, I think a dark elf will give you what you want.

>> No.25726776

Clearly gremlins build them custom controls or fancy rich ones just hire automatons to be their computers

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>> No.25726873

>rich ones just hire automatons to be their computers
>Rich shitposter has her automaton download wojacks onto herself so she can always post bait in human boy threads without getting up

>> No.25726921

multi arms are always top tier more hands to hold and hug with

>> No.25726962


I love crazy boatfox eyes

>> No.25726975


Marrying your childhood friend sounds the best. You would have the deepest bonds possible

>> No.25727107
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new t-shirt loli

>> No.25727155

A "daddy's girl" tshirt dhampir seems fitting too.

>> No.25727190

someone needs to rescue that automaton

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>> No.25727309

Why is she in google maps?!

>> No.25727326

They must be absolute shit. It's the only explanation why a pathetic worm like myself—who can scarcely make it through the workday without craving the gentle and loving embrace of a woman—sees now appeal whatsoever in these supposed masters of hugging.

They are plain. They are boring. They have nothing going for them.

>> No.25727365

Who draws these?

>> No.25727377

lmao me

>> No.25727418

How does she feel about walks?

>> No.25727431

God damnit, Karasu does good work. Him and KC are easily my favorite MG artists. I wish KC would get a bit more monstrous in some of the designs also multi-arms. I want to be hugged and teased and prodded and poked and caressed all at once.

>> No.25727457

Oh I'll definitely let her sip something, but it's not gonna be blood. It's gonna come straight from my lower horn

>> No.25727493

This is incredibly cringe

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I love these.

>> No.25727804
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I love my Hellhound wife!

>> No.25727865

>two kitsune talk about the Nintendo Switch and their favorite tofu

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You sir are a man of exquisite taste.

>> No.25727898

Can I just live in black&yellow lamia land instead of the Lilim Dystopia?

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Me too.

>> No.25728195

>Supreme Phantom 1U
>Creature - Spirit Waifu
>Other Spirits in your harem get +1/+1.
>A queen's charisma does not vanish when the heart stops beating.

>> No.25728292

I want to treat a loli monster's clit like a piece of tasty chewing gum!

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>> No.25728477

Most smug Gremlin yet, she looks like she's about to blow Anon's mind with advanced magitech.

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>Hellhound wife tells you she had a bad day
>Asks if you can be big spoon tonight
>You happily agree
>When bed time rolls around you try to figure out the logistics of how to be big spoon of somebody so much bigger than you
>Become like a little backpack as you lay behind her, scratching her ears

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The best ones are the ones that're subtle jokes/references that have both aspects of their species and pedophilia

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Your worst nightmare happens, and your dog monsterized into a cu sith (and I mean the profile furry kind, not pic related).

How long do you manage to hold her off before she successfully pounces on you?
Or do you think you could pawn her off on someone else before that happens?

>> No.25728754

I don't have a dog.

>> No.25728777

Then the question prompt doesn't apply to you. Though if you have a cat, I guess it could apply in relation to cait siths.

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Reminder that around this time everyone thought the portals would open, or Elves would enslave Humanity.

Instead, we got Monkeys.

>> No.25728806

I don't have a cat.
Also, my worst nightmare is getting ripped apart by a gorilla.

>> No.25729136
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Last night I had a dream where I was in a mountainous region. At first I was with a bunch of people but we got into an argument and I decided to go down the mountain and up another one while everyone else kept going up the first one.
Then I saw a lynx and a weasel growling at each other but I gave them dog food and they became friends.
Then I found a cairn of some kind with a cave inside it and there was a Mummy and we had the sex.
Anyone have any idea what this dream means?

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Remember to regularly remind your MG how cute she is!

>> No.25729245

Priscilla doesn't put out

>> No.25729288
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What happened in 2013 and 2015?

>> No.25729356

shota shortage means there werent enough shotas to make cakes try to look cute

>> No.25729575
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I love my Alraune wife but we've run into a small hitch in our marriage. She recently installed one of those produce aisle mist sprinklers over our bed and I keep waking up to a cold dew. Is there a way I could sleep more comfortably in my moist circumstances?

>> No.25729845

wrapped completely in her petals

>> No.25729970
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Some people say it's a bad idea to have your Jabberwock wife eat a raging mushroom and then down a 40 of doppleganger potion. These people are cowards.

>> No.25729991

>When you share your /d/-tier fetishes with a jabberwock and she complains that you're so vanilla

>> No.25730136

Foxes are strange creatures.

>> No.25730151

How do you think monster girls would feel about the "monsters" of our myths? Dracula, wolf man, Frankenstein, slender man, etc?

>> No.25730164

I figure the reason fairies can take dicks bigger than their bodies is I figure it is because they lack many of the bones you would expect from a humanish figure. Birds fly because have very, very light bones. Fairies have bones but mostly their form is given by ultra light cartilage with bones.

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>> No.25730187

>Captured by monster girl
>Her first words to you are "how many kids do you want?"

>> No.25730217

I want to see her reaction when I tell her I'm absolutely terrified by the prospect of having kids and that I'd rather die than become a father.

>> No.25730270

I want to kiss her cute face

>> No.25730336
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why are elves so forward about sex? do they have no standards? no dignity?

>> No.25730385

Elves think of humans as animals and bestiality is basically just masturbation and nothing to be ashamed of

>> No.25730386

>the Goddess of Death does not actually want anyone to truly die despite that being her entire job
>and the Goddess of War does not actually want anyone to be hurt in wars, thus defeating much of the purpose of war

I know MGE is a porn setting and all, but you'd think gods whose entire domains and reasons to exist are being threatened by what the new Demon Lord's paradigm represents would have reason to side against her? Unlike the benevolent sea goddess who would rather embrace the life-bringing role of water or the love goddess who stands to benefit immensely from a world where everyone is effectively praying to her at all times.

>> No.25730572

>Find artist I want to commission
>Write out an entire commission and is ready to send
>Double check their commissions again
>I misread and their commissions are closed
God damn it all! I just wanted some hot salamander action.

>> No.25730590

I bet the Goddess of Sneed has a big rack.

>> No.25730601

A Jabberwock is so degenerate, she sees the entirety of /d/ and /trash/ as plain vanilla.

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Here you go

>> No.25730673

Yeah, there are points of the world building that really don't make sense at all. But in the end, I think it comes down to KC wanting a hugbox and he's gonna make it a hog box no matter how little it would make sense.

>> No.25730792

>and the Goddess of War does not actually want anyone to be hurt in wars, thus defeating much of the purpose of war
You could argue that she just wants to see two sides clashing over something, rather than the bloodshed itself. By making sure nobody actually dies or get seriously hurt, people won't be so horrified by wars, thus potentially increasing their frequency.
Why bother with some boring diplomacy, when you can just smash your opponent on the battlefield and later smash him in the bed.
No risk all fun, basically.

>> No.25730836

>War without bloodsheed over a certain goal
That just sounds like sport.

>> No.25730894

[Spoiler] Exactly [/spoiler]

>> No.25730901

Reminds me of Dog Days where conflicts between countries are settled with athletic games

>> No.25730986

Mix of both, actually. The difference is that with sports it's it's something mutually agreed with usually no major political consequences, while you don't really have a choice when a lim announces she's going to liberate your populace from the shackles of their humanity. Of course here the aggressor absolutely doesn't want to kill anybody, unlike in traditional wars.

>> No.25731554

She's a huge fan of G Gundam.

>> No.25731749


I love this series man. Keep up the good work.

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>bestiality is nothing to be ashamed of
God damn elves

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A halfling is still a whole woman.

>> No.25732339

They are nature's thots, after all.

>> No.25732369

Halfling, I need your strongest potions!

>> No.25732416

All Halflings do all day is eat and fuck.

>> No.25732429

>tell her how many
>"What? I didn't ask for your phone number..."

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Did you know it's technically an ice age now?

>> No.25732982

I'd let an Akaname lick inside of my mouth

>> No.25733820

Interesting. And where might one encounter these charming potato folk?

>> No.25733924

The Shire?

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>> No.25733978

GremlinMaps isn't helping me here.

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>> No.25734200

I want for a hellhound to let me hump her and have her suppress her to be on top just to make me feel happy/good.

>> No.25734215

Human men are nature's thots

>> No.25734263
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I want to be treated as such!

>> No.25734277

I want a borderline yandere shoggoth.
They sound like really nice girls.

>> No.25734320

>I want to be treated as such!
That implies being used by multiple monsters a day, with your opinion not counting at all.

>> No.25734450

I didn't choose da Orc life. Da Orc life chose me.

>> No.25734771

Mine is red hot metal

>> No.25734957

What kind of monsters would best fit in a zipangu sabbath?

Also I want to help runya runya write her novels and eventually make some nonfiction romantic novels.

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Would "Just a sip" like a play on just the tip be funnier?

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>> No.25735115

Foxes are obvious. Also add Unagi-Joro, Kejourou, and Ittan-momen.

>> No.25735120

I want to forcibly cuddle with a vampire loli.

>> No.25735162

Crow Tengu, Kitsune, and Shirohebi.

>> No.25735184

You could just list all the species and it'd be fine.
Raiju are particularly well fit, though.

>> No.25735206

>Six meals a day
>Good ale
>Good smoke
>Cozier living than with dwarves
>None of the elvish pretentiousness
>Strong, cute half-your-height wife who keeps a sword with her apron

They really are perfect.

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>> No.25735335

This could be a fude for all I know

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How has no one said Oni yet.

Ehh, I think loli Ushi-Oni or Omukade might be more difficult to work out.

>> No.25735416

loli raiju!

>> No.25735442

Small spiders and big spiders are super cute. It's the medium spiders that are scary.

>> No.25735448

I'm gonna cuddle and love her but I won't fuck her until she grows up.

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>> No.25735486

I was going to say the problem there is that small spiders eventually become medium spiders, but I suppose that’s not really a problem for the Sabbath, huh.

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>> No.25735566

Inari and Kejourou are the most obvious members.

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>> No.25735607

better question, what KIND of sabbath is a zipangu sabbath?

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>> No.25735781

I want a undead bicorn So I can have a undead harem!

>> No.25735800

we fuck taurs so we're pretty much partially involved in that stuff too

>> No.25735834

She looks like an unattractive dork! Perfect for warm and cozy impregnation!

>> No.25735856

Orcs are obliged to have free human cock for the way we treated them in the past.

>> No.25735881

Shinto Sabbath?
Research area is heavily into pre-prepared magic (especially ofuda) with empowered effects or temporary enchantments.
The attitude is much more calm and relaxed than most Sabbaths. If you’re looking for life at a gentler pace, theirs is a good choice. Behavior is a bit more restrained than average for Sabbaths, but behind every formal bow or fan-obscured face is a subtle move to stoke the flames of desire.

>> No.25735972

>ywn be a suave handsome incubus fucking a socially awkward monster nerd

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based undead loving chads
>ywn be a handsome incubus

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>> No.25736132

That guy is totally into it

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>Live in a monster-friendly city
>Decide to beat off
>Open an incognito tab so no adblock
>Misclick and press one of those "Horny lonely CC's in your area" ads
>Exit out immediately
>Five minutes later you hear a knock at the door
I think I would take the gamble and open it

>> No.25736262

Do they have any ads for lonely undeads?

>> No.25736403

>The attitude is much more calm and relaxed than most Sabbaths. If you’re looking for life at a gentler pace, theirs is a good choice. Behavior is a bit more restrained than average for Sabbaths, but behind every formal bow or fan-obscured face is a subtle move to stoke the flames of desire.
To be honest that is what I already imagine from a non-Sabbath Kejourou too.

>> No.25736452

*non-Sabbath loli Kejourou
Forgot a word of critical information.

>> No.25736471

too much makeup

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I can Imagine some semi-autistic neet vampire or lich making an online ad because she refuses to actually go out and talk to men

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>> No.25736606

You have been deported to Druella's concentration camp to be assigned at the prison court where hundreds of men are lined up and monitored by very powerful demon army members until further instructions.
You are fortunate enough to not get raped for passive disobedience to your superiors so you will be put into hard manual labor to help fortify the glorious demon realm regime's prosperous land.
In actuality, it's all a scheme to keep pushing you until you break get punished with rape so you can get a very powerful waifu that no ordinary free human man can get. Those dragons, hellhounds, and manticores will finally have a chance to get a husband!

>> No.25736609

That's pretty easy.
Hel is the Goddess of Life and Death. As such, living as undead fits her perfectly.
And "Goddess of War" doesn't really fit. To quote "The neutral "God of Fighting, Ares" ", fighting is the domain, not war. More fighting is done if there are no war casualties.

>> No.25736628

Hard manual labor is so much better than living in a society. By the time I break the only woman they'll be able to throw at me will be an Aberration of some kind.

>> No.25736641

dumb dog never played street fighter

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>> No.25736756

>Lilim dystopia poster again
You know you might get more responses if you weren't posting the exact same thing in every single thread

>> No.25736763

love the lightening fox's reaction, very moe

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>> No.25736832

>lich making an online ad because she refuses to actually go out and talk to men
I wonder how she'd react when you arrive at her tower and just tell her "I saw your ad"

>> No.25736934
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Haven't been following for a few months. Any new cute monster girls? Also, I really really like demons

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Remain stoic on the outside but spill her spaghetti internally

>> No.25736986

>Wanted :1 lab assistant
>good pay I promise

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>> No.25737045

She should work up to an ad like that. Start with something small, like
>Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is NOT a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview Undead Kingdom 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

>> No.25737060
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What a cute

>> No.25737144

nothing like a little opium to cool the nerves

>> No.25737184

Is it bad if this is pretty much 100% how I imagined me meeting my waifu?
She doesn’t even have the Lich excuse

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>> No.25737353

Oh snap

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>> No.25737404

I'll take the Manticore but only if we can cuddle.

>> No.25737409

If I wasn't so against smoke in general a Wonderworm would be a top-tier girl for me, it's a shame I was born with a sense of smell so strong that I would have to reject one outright.

>> No.25737444

i really want to be captured and milked by a shorted automaton

>> No.25737482

This but a shortstack Manticore so I can tease her about her height and call her cute

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I dislike drugs and the smell of tobacco as well but they would be pretty fun if mamanofied. Kiserus make me diamonds as well.

I wonder what would happen if you gave a monster/incubus normal narcotics, would it have any effect?

>> No.25737532

Oh, that's not smoke, that's just steam from the steamed clams we'll be having.

>> No.25737544

Smug shortstack nurari is so good. Best headwife

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So that's what that's called. I keep forgetting.

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Nurarihyon has a top-tier design and overall aesthetic. Still don't like harems though

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Becoming a mage's husband is very likely to result in shotafication

>> No.25737639

What about one additional wife? I at the least would like to have a kiki maid wife along with the nurari wife

>> No.25737662

I'm mostly saying it because the moment I smell it my body goes with a automated response in trying to block any more of it from entering my nostrils.
Mamanofied or not, that's just not going to work out.

As much as I would like to join in on the meme, I'm afraid that excuse wouldn't work.

>> No.25737667

A portable mana source

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Untrue and racist.

>> No.25737763

>I at the least would like to have a kiki maid wife
One or two other wives wouldn't be that bad. I would go with a Kejourou to match with Nuri's Zipangu theme.
Speaking of, I'm curious as to what a westernized Nurarihyon and japanified kiki would look like respectively

>> No.25737801

>westernized Nurarihyon and japanified kiki
That's a pretty good combo

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>> No.25737857

I want to fuck a gremlin near a dormant automaton causing her to reactivate and join us in sex and marriage

>> No.25737869

Is it possible that there would ever be a threat to the MGE world so great that it causes the Demon Lord and Chief God to (temporarily) team up? It would make for an interesting concept in Demon Realm tv shows. Having an episode with a genuine threat to break up the usual easygoing nature of the series

>> No.25737884

Sounds like something worth a avoiding at all costs

>> No.25737899
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Abnormally hot body means a warmer mouth, breath, pussy, tits, and ass. The kisses and sex are more pleasurable and erotic!

Fire element based girls are that much better based on that fact alone

>> No.25737917

>A avoiding
Shoulda known better than to phonepost

>> No.25737929

An extremely confused Ushi-Oni who wandered in one day and everyone is too afraid to tell her to leave.

>> No.25738018

>lonely Ushi Oni attempts to adopt all of them, even though most are older than her

>> No.25738055

The Chief God is just a Tsundere Saturday Cartoon villain by this point, so there definitely could be situations like these.
Though considering the nature of the setting it would probably turn out just fine whenever it happens.

>> No.25738226

Can we talk about how bad "chief god" is as a term.
Why not call them the Lord/assign a name to them.
Like "She who rules above all others"

Chief god sounds like a cop in a movie who asks the buddy cop duo for their badges and their guns.

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I reject your dystopia and substitute my own.

>> No.25738300

The Chief God does hand out Hero status to people, which may as well be a badge and a gun.

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>The Chief God does hand out Hero status to people, which may as well be a badge and a gun.

>> No.25738460

The opposite would fun also, with a anubis putting a salamander and her prickly devil partner on babysitting duty for failing to protect a satyr alcohol shipment meant for the lilim mayor.

Babysitting duty would be getting transferred to the sabbath precinct for the next month, where they find a conspiracy...

This summer the mamomo remake of kindergarden cop, (working title subject to change)

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>awww yis

>> No.25738590

I thought it was a cool detail that her tail looked like a Victorian dress than I realized it was. You can see her foot poking out at the bottom

>> No.25738591

i'm weak to gremlin inventions

>> No.25738654

I'm weak to gremlins themselves

>> No.25738667

i'm even weaker to them if a gremlin is hovering her ass over my face

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Is it Gremlin Time?

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>> No.25738872

>Wish for make-out session
>Wish for blowjob
>Wish for her hand in marriage

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>Order nun in the early stages of corruption

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>Extremely powerful single male hero
>Puts on a disguise and joins demon realm colosseum tournaments
>Pulls a Musashi and wins with a wooden practice sword and then immediately leaves without warning
>Wears a different disguise each time to conceal his identity
>Earns the ire of blueballed mg fighters everywhere
The hero would bite off more than he can chew and get wifed eventually of course but it would be funny in the moment

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I fucking love nuns and their outfits.

>> No.25739102

Okay but this is a monster girl thread.

>> No.25739129

How new?

>> No.25739168

dark priest

>> No.25739194

I wish to be happy.

>> No.25739233

These aren’t even *lves. It’s just “wow hot a what danbooru”

Are downgraded succubi.

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Blade juggler succ

>> No.25739307

But automatons are monster girls aren't they?
She's actually an android from a Korean mobile game called Last Origin. It's basically Azur Lane with even less shame.

>> No.25739360

EN when?

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>> No.25739544

yes, I forget the name of the card but it's a Rakdos juggler from Ravnica.

>> No.25739562

Ropu sabbath must be really degenerate.
>You're on all fours with your cock knotted into kobold familiar facing the other side while on all fours while you're licking clean the Ropu Sabbath witch's cunny like a dog

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>> No.25740706

Don't know how many koikatsu users are lurking but this guy has a bunch of public cards. Dragon, Gremin and High Orc included along with a few alt versions of girls that already had cards.

>> No.25740915

It looks very nice, anon! Good job!

>> No.25741026
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Kitsune DID is the best. In addition to having her feminine assets enhanced, you can play with her mofu and there's nothing she can do about it not that she would want to anyways.

>> No.25741170

That artist draw monstergirls based on MTG cards from time to time

Have a halo hunter

>> No.25741180

Those ropes are way too loose anon, bad form.

>> No.25741187
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>when you forgot your pic

>> No.25741221

Then show me how to properly secure mofu.

>> No.25741262

>can't corrupt Baneslayer

>> No.25741300

Goddamn, look at the size of those milk bags.
You could put as many kits into her as you want, and she would still have enough to feed them all

>> No.25741308

Like so:

>> No.25741538

Your daughter is having a sleepover party with her friends at your house, what are the rules for the party?

>> No.25741610

No boys. I don't want an orgy in my house that I'm not involved with.
Be in bed by 12.
Don't take any potions that the zombies lich mom offers.

>> No.25741671

No anal beads until she learns that they are NOT for deepthroating.

Oh yeah, and no feeding the gremlins after midnight.

>> No.25741870

>No anal beads until she learns that they are NOT for deepthroating.
That's so fucking hot though.

>> No.25741921

How do you satisfy the sexual needs of a hellhound?

>> No.25741950

Don't worry about it. Try your best for as long as you can, and then just relax and let her take care of the rest.

>> No.25741969

You only need to put effort if she likes when you struggle.

>> No.25741992

Don't break anything, and don't get debilitatingly horny. Otherwise I trust my daughteru and her friends, they're pretty responsible girls.

>> No.25742067

corrupting the heavenly host and women of the cloth is my favorite.

>> No.25742083

>Like THICK monster girls
>Neurotic about staying in shape.

>> No.25742122

Nothing wrong with that, at most it's unusual to see a fit dude with a thicc monster.

>> No.25742204
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I love my Alraune wife, but we've run into a small hitch in our marriage. I tend to a community garden on weekends and my wife comes along sometimes, but whenever I start watering the plants and checking their leaves she freaks out. She'll turn red, call me a slut, wrap me up in vines, and carry me home. Is there some way to prove my faithfulness to my Alraune wife?

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>> No.25742364

You're a caretaker in a local day care center, that can't be hard to explain.

>> No.25742522

Oni / Kitsune mix...

My god...

>> No.25742845

Well, it would be nice to have some soft wife/wives to go out with.

>> No.25743347
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>> No.25743479

>angel too angry to be corrupted

>> No.25743494
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>> No.25743570

If you don't want to be raped just remind the monster about social distancing. They will have to stop and leave your personal space.

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>implying that'll stop monstergirls with long tongues or tentacles

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big fox boat got bigger

>> No.25743649

SOCIAL. DISTANCING. No body touchings!

>> No.25743663

Ghosts won't be stopped by that.

>> No.25743674

If her body is 6 feet away then it’s fine

>> No.25743681

Ghosts don't carry germs anyway.

>> No.25743683

i want to lift that meaty tail

>> No.25743702

it's A-OK if your level of distance is that of life and death!

>> No.25743715
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>Ghosts won't be stopped by that.

>> No.25743804

They'll just rape you anyways. Nothing can stop you from being raped, even being neutral about them can't stop them. You'd have to be completely against mingling with them to stand a chance.

>> No.25743855

How would the Ghost Busters deal with a monster girl invasion anyway?

>> No.25743860

Are onaholes banned from the demon realms?

>> No.25743871

they can't stop everybody from busting in ghosts

>> No.25743886

>completely against mingling
Try again sweaty. If you act like a tryhard edgelord, that will just make MGs want you more. You become a hard target, and more valuable because of it. Everyone will be asking "Who's that awesome and unmatched mamono that will finally land Mr. Anon."

>> No.25743888

only if they are owned by non-mamono

>> No.25743902

Busting makes me feel good.

>> No.25744105

Just be strong enough to defend yourself.

>> No.25744277

>Please, stop Ms. Demon, a boss shouldn't force the only man in the workplace to do lewd favors for her. This is wrong! My penis is begging for sex, my mind is denying your sex, but my heart is on the fence about what I want, please don't hurt me in my private place with yours, i'm not ready!

>> No.25744311

What kind of TV shows would be popular with the undead? The Munsters? The Addams Family? Horror movies?

Actually a better question would be what changes would happen if the portals opened?

We Americans are heading into election season how would that change?

>> No.25744319

God damn it, I just want Druella as my wife.

>> No.25744360

>the only man in the workplace
Did no other man apply for a job there? The company is just asking for a discrimination lawsuit.

>> No.25744369

Anons who stay in the corner at a royal ball instead of dancing are usually the first to get raped by the monstergirls there

>> No.25744370

They would have the unfortunate effect of turning ghost into masochists with all their busting

>> No.25744376

I want to see election campaigns and debates by/for monster girls.

>> No.25744399

Men are too afraid to apply at mamono-run businesses because of ultra high-rates of sexual assault so they become streamers, investors, artists, etc.

>> No.25744467

Lilims a shit, Pharaohs a shit, Apophis are Ok but I want automaton overlords

>> No.25744561

automatons are the most fair rulers

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>> No.25744635

Skynet chan will keep you safe.


>> No.25744658

That's how you get creepy mamono stalkers, not a good idea unless you wear a mask at all times and stream from behind 10 proxies.

>> No.25744700

Imagine thinking you're extremely unpopular with girls and then get gangraped,
MGC should still do parity programs, it can't be good if the only male working there gets all the attention, and not just for him.

>> No.25744759

I can accept it if an Automaton treats me as her personal property and nothing more.

>> No.25744804

Promises for more husbands I bet. Since everything revolves around mana economics would be replaced with sex.

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>It was the night of the royal ball
>Sir Anon, lauded for his many feats of strength and bravado, was invited as a guest of honor
>At least that's what it said on the royal summons
>In truth, Anon hardly viewed himself as anything special or heroic, much less as someone deserving the title of Sir
>Of course, he couldn't ignore a royal summons. So he put on his best pair of clothes and headed off
>At all times after arrival, he seemed to be swarmed by all manner of noblewomen shamelessly seeking his hand in marriage
>Some were more subtle, merely asking him simple questions, treating him as a feast for the eyes and hoping he would do the same to them in turn
>All the attention was suffocating. And isolating. Not a single person at the ball saw his as anything less then a piece of meat.
>As the night truly began to drag on, and the band cued up yet another waltz, Anon finally succeeded in slipping out a window for some fresh air
>It was there, out on the dimly lit balcony, away from the crowds, where he met her.
>An outcast. A cursed, dark shadow that had no place in the spotlight. But rather than lament her fate, she saw fit to simply mock and ridicule
>Who were these others, to call themselves special for no reason at all?
>She smiled upon seeing Anon. At last, someone else who understood how ridiculous these so-called nobles truly were.
>She reached out her hand
>"These fools can choke on their traditions. If a woman asks a man to dance, instead of the other way around, then perhaps..."
>Anon looked at the outstretched hand before him, cracking a small smile of his own before taking it with sudden gusto
>"Kyehehehehe... perhaps this night may bear witness to something worthwhile after all?"

>> No.25745118

how can I make a manticore cry?

>> No.25745135


>> No.25745138

Act disgusted instead of scared.

>> No.25745194

Act kuudere while getting tailed

>> No.25745196

You say that but then they start automatizing the other girls.
Do you want a cyberdragon with plasma breath?

>> No.25745210

>Do you want a cyberdragon with plasma breath?
Sounds awesome, sign me up.

>> No.25745339

But they'll put arrogance inhibitors on her and she won't have scales, just metal plating.

>> No.25745371

>arrogance inhibitors
Wurms are probably my favorite dragons and they're not arrogant.
>she won't have scales, just metal plating
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, but metal scales would be the best.

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>> No.25745480

To be fair, they wouldn't stick that on a wurm.
If anything they'd probably give her mineral sensors and some increased processing power.

>> No.25745564

Smarter Mechawurm is fine too

>> No.25745669

>You feel vibrations from deep below...

>> No.25745699

>Hey Anon, did you know I found a small silver vein under your house worth approximately $250m if extracted?

>> No.25745828

Under being miles deep right?

>> No.25745898

Cut her tail off
She'll either have to figure out some other way to rape with her pussy or not rape at all
Or well, I'm sure you all know what the other option is

>> No.25745957

>No but don't worry, we'll have it extracted in a bit.

>> No.25745979

balls deep.

>> No.25746046
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No, bad Anubis! No "Awoooing~"

>> No.25746064

I want to host an awoooing competition to hear an awoo from every monster and winner gets to date anon

>> No.25746087

>they all tie for first place

>> No.25746180

Fool, now it's free to act on its own

>> No.25746209

She grows a new tail? And the tail grows a new body

>> No.25746241

He still achieved his goal. The Manticore will cry when the tail hogs up Anon's dick without her.

>> No.25746298

How fucked would you be if a wight in scary lady-armor riding a zombie wyvern declared that she'll capture you as her prisoner?

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that gave me an idea, what if there was a king or emperor that hosted gladitorial tornaments with fights between monster girls on an arena where the first monster to give up or be knocked out would loose the fight and the monster girl that won the tournament would be given the right to choose one of the slaves as a husband, that sort of event is something i would pay money to watch

>> No.25746349

not even scared at all, undead monster girls are my favorite thing

>> No.25746409

cats will sleep with you 15 hours a day.

>> No.25746429

Depends. If I can see that she's a beautiful woman, it'll be scarousal.

>> No.25746567

A story about a teacher who gets blackmailed by one of his students after she catches him "spying" on her rival in the girl's locker room.

>> No.25746616

>"get back into fire peach!"

>> No.25746620

I've got a negative pavlovian response to those words

>> No.25746621
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>tfw no atlach‐nacha gf

>> No.25746661

in her balls

>> No.25746704

she looks nice

>> No.25746765

They’re going to just gush over Gomez and Mortica Addams

>> No.25746776

I'd cosplay as Gomez for a monster

>> No.25746809

I really need to start writing stories some day, all the girls I like best have few stories.

>> No.25746952

Monsters wouldn't be allowed to vote in several states as the constitution doesn't explicitly state non-humans have the right to vote.

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>> No.25747075

The tail parasitizes poor Paladin-chan.

>> No.25747141

Can I date the zombie wyvern?

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>> No.25747186

What if I neutralize her venom, but then yell at her to shut the fuck up when she's being nice to me?

>> No.25747196
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The conversation would probably go like
Wight:Greetings human I have come to take you as a hus-
Wight:You didn't even let me finish
Wight:why are...
Wight:wow that was easier than expected

>> No.25747297

i wanna be accidentally maimed by a monster

>> No.25747412

why do some slimes wear clothes it's not like they need to cover themselves up

>> No.25747414

She thinks you're a slut, so no.

>> No.25747418
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They just want nutrition! And they aren't hurting anyone, slimes are good girls I promise!

>> No.25747462

She's not one bit bothered her boss wants to capture a random slut?

>> No.25747474

Then she will bite you with her venom.
Or sulk and go work the web for a couple of weeks.
Definetly not cry.
She's an ancient horror hundreds if not thousands of years old and used to eat humans prior to the new mamomo lord.
She won't cry this time...

>> No.25747483

The wight is paying her bones so she's gotta comply. Also she pities her boss for her poor decisions anyways.

>> No.25747547

that's rude man you gotta be nice to cuties like her

>> No.25747559

for clothed sex fetish!

>> No.25747608

They are fond of mimicry

>> No.25747628

I can't take a compliment, it's better if she'll just keep insulting me.

>> No.25747650

but they aren't mimics they are slimes

>> No.25747692

Slimes are very smart and know clothing looks good

>> No.25747706

You are gonna make her cry dude.

>> No.25747889

I can apologize to her, but I still don't want praise from her.

>> No.25747982
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>adopt young kitsune girl
>turns out she was 1000 years old all along

these god damned tricksters can't keep getting away with it!

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It's so much easier when you want an old fox in the first place.

>> No.25748294

lolibaba foxes better be good at footjobs

>> No.25748295

>old fox with saggy beef flaps

>> No.25748314

Tell her she'll never take me alive.

>> No.25748477

even slimes like to dress up sometimes. Some Nureonago are big into cosplaying.

>> No.25748501

the first thing i would do with a monster is make her masturbate over me with a crystal clear dildo

>> No.25748551

Especially good if she's a loli.

>> No.25748574


Go for the swamp witch instead

>> No.25748760
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I wanna be princess carried by a big strong hotdog!

>> No.25748866

How do monstergirls cosplay as non-monster characters?

>> No.25748931

polymorph or whatever spell they can use for basic disguises, but it totally fails if they get horny because their husband is around.

>> No.25749004

pepper puppers are good girls and i want one to rape me into the bed

>> No.25749065

I wouldn't mind a strongfat hellhound to hangout with.

>> No.25749319

they do the cosplay of how the character would look as that monster

>> No.25749321
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Would a hellhound get mad if I used her eyeflames to roast marshmallows or light cigars?

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I get the feeling she wouldn't be impressed but would still let it happen. One would likely allow her kids to do it though.

>> No.25749389

I don't think so. I want to start a gourmet restaurant with my Hellhound wife and daughters where all the food is cooked on or in their bodies!

>> No.25749413

What kind of prisoner, like a golden cage or an iron one?

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>> No.25749533



Seriously, this came to NOBODY's mind when they were asking this question?

>> No.25749595

I wish

>> No.25749611

>sit down at a fancy restaurant
>anon is in the back putting eggs into his daughterus' cunnies to cook them

>> No.25749629

Everyone assumes it's all 'ooohs' and 'ahhhhs' like in Ghostbusters, but then it turns into The Entity.

I'd even be happy with My Lovely Ghost Kana

>> No.25749648


We should probably do it another 20 times just to be safe. We don't want such a cute snek being disappointed by a false positive

>> No.25749669

Say what you want about KDF, but the man is an erotic genius.

>> No.25749683

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to swing by the local monster bar if even just to get a burger so you can say hi to the younger mino waitresses while their mom whips up some good food.

>> No.25749702

What happens if I order a milkshake for desert, do they make it fresh or is it that store bought garbage?

>> No.25749723

Freshly made.
50/50 chance of it coming from a holst cousin or one of the waitresses

>> No.25749787

I hope the bar has a pool table I want to show off my skills

>> No.25749842

Of course, although Jub Jub flu restrictions mean only half are open.

>> No.25749941

If I specify a flavor can I narrow down the girls? Maybe I should mention how thick I like my milkshakes!

>> No.25749970

I'd like to dine out, but sometimes the daughters want something easy like Wendi's or pizza

>> No.25750008

You could probably get the girl you want with the right selection.

>> No.25750021

enjoy trying to beat the salamander queen of the pool cue

>> No.25750158

salamanders exist to be overcome

>> No.25750167
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Working with monster girls in an office setting would be a nightmare

>> No.25750206

They'll leave you alone once you get hitched. Except for when they start bugging you, asking about how the married life is going.

>> No.25750254

i wanna work with a sahu on border patrol

>> No.25750297

I wouldn't mind doing secretarial work at the ministry of breaking. You get to be doted on by extremists and see all the feel good stories of corruption at work.

>> No.25750425
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Help I'm an absolute coward and scared of everything undead, how do I become brave so I can go to my zombie waifu's family reunion without hiding in the car till picture time?

>> No.25750701

Imagine everyone in their underwear. Works with public speaking so it should work here

>> No.25750824

What if you just prerecord your streams and say thanks for the support every so often. If you cover your mouth and leave the audio empty on the recording, you could even live dub in some comments to react to chat.

>> No.25750862

>thinking you're extremely unpopular with girls and then get gangraped
I wonder what this anon’s internal monologue is?
>”Oh god, who put them up to this? Where’s the hidden camera? They’re going to move to kiss me then drop me on the floor before running away shouting MON•STAR HIPHOP”

>> No.25750884

>plasma breath

>> No.25750981
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>no older rich fox sugar mama to spoil you and call you "boya..."

>> No.25751105

I was going to post a link here to a mashup of Space Monkey Mafia by Neil Cicierega and the Office theme, but I can’t find the channel anymore. It was NielCicieregaMusic, an intentional misspelling as it had edits of his songs. I think it got taken down.

>> No.25751195

>anons who stay in the corner

>> No.25751229

i want to be kuu tailed while being kuu

>> No.25751252
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Goodnight /mgt/

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Now I have a boner and I'm scared

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Hellhounds are for combat!

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Mice did this! Mice are responsible for 2020!

>> No.25751897

Who's the artist?

>> No.25751919

So this is what the police are like in the Undead Kingdom?

>> No.25752091

>I wonder what this anon’s internal monologue is?
>I wish I was home playing video games
>The moaning is too loud
>My dick hurts
>I'm hungry

>> No.25752206

The all new hit series, Zombie Coppu!

>> No.25752225

Being a male teacher in MGC would be a hard job.
Very, very 'hard'.

>> No.25752250

Please don't stand so close to me.

>> No.25752336
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How do I reach these kids?

>> No.25752525

Geez, I go to sleep and wake up to how there's rape everywhere and there's nothing that can be done. Can't I just settle with an easy-going werecat or succ and not get raped?

>> No.25752548

Be the knight guy that lizards finger themselves too

>> No.25752567

Play baseball with them.

>> No.25752633

>going out on a date with a monoeye and telling her that your name is "Nobody"

>> No.25752664


>> No.25752919

That corpse is bloated

>> No.25753224
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>Hosting a barbecue with your Hellhound wife
>People start showing up
>Try to fire up the barbecue
>It's out of propane
>Cook your juicy steaks on your wife's abs

>> No.25753437

Seconding this, can't reverse search that image for shit

>> No.25753536

Yeah Twitter is really cancerous for that