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>> No.25865958
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Spooky time soon

>> No.25866061
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Sex with Aisha.

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>> No.25866530
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>>25865958

>> No.25866539

>>25865889
Shit we got dual threads. Made pretty much the same time, too.

>> No.25866662
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25866662

Which has the better monster girls, Grand Chase or Elsword?

>> No.25866693

So what now
Which do we go too

>> No.25866757

>>25866693
Do you prefer demon girls or manticores?

>> No.25866758
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>> No.25866817

>>25866757
Manticores I guess
Not my waifu but I'd rank them above demon girls
Though that thread's only got 2 people and is already on page 2

>> No.25866849

>>25866817
That's 2 less posters than this one!

>> No.25866900

>>25866758
>pixie cut
Why aren't there more of these? Love me some short hair.

>> No.25866917

Soft jinkos are for rebuilding the species with!
Even if the species doesn't need rebuilding!

>> No.25866923

>>25866849
No wait three posters

>> No.25866929
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Post bloobies.

>> No.25867006

>>25866929
I have no bloobies and I must scream

>> No.25867099
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>>25865889
Would you pet an upset Manticore?

>> No.25867357
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>>25867099
Ha, what a loser.

>> No.25867473

>>25867357
My waifu can beat up your waifu.

>> No.25867570
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>>25866929

>> No.25867623

I try to not be a MGE fag but kenkou is so good at drawing what the fuck. I hope one day he does updated art for the onis.

>> No.25867706
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>>25865889
>>25866929
I really need a big demon to look down smugly at my face between her thighs, and run her fingers through my hair while I eat her out.

>> No.25867755
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25867755

What monstergirl species are more open to adopting humans? Kangaroo moms?

>> No.25867756

>>25867706
Demon? More like Heman. HEMAN IN DISGUISE

>> No.25867793

>>25867357
Getting bullied by monstergirls! Not even teasing or sexual bullying, just genuine actual bullying!

>> No.25867819
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25867819

You can always trust a fox to be your bodyguard

>> No.25867851

>>25867819
I'd rather get a dullahan for that purpose.

>> No.25867883
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>>25867819
Based.

>> No.25867945

>>25867755
Rat girls, based on the fact that real rats will readily adopt unrelated babies

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What monster species would she look best in?

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>> No.25868153

>>25867819
I think your fox is a Flying Fox dude.

>> No.25868231
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>>25865958
can fish participate in spooky times?

>> No.25868336

>>25867570
Fatty.

>> No.25868371

I'd rather a Loup Garou

>> No.25868799
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>>25865958
Kyehehehehe

>> No.25868839

>harpy redundantly flying a plane
yay or nay?

>> No.25868845
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>>25868085
>that kirby

>> No.25868894

>>25868845
>Asui Tsuyu with a bit of Tharja (i think)

>> No.25868972

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the coming winter.
Acquire a fluffy wife today for extra heat.

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>>25868845

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>>25868972
Need badly.

>> No.25869315

>>25868069
Not relevant to the thread

>> No.25869325

Alpie?

>> No.25869356

>>25869325
Alpine?

>> No.25869399

>>25869094
That logo reminds me of the Ryuki deck logo.

>> No.25869688
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I want to give this nerd multiple creampies

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>>25866929

>> No.25870184
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>>25868845
Dark Matter Swordsman would make a great Halloween costume for Gazer

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>> No.25870650

>>25870407
Is that a boob?

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>>25870739

>> No.25871188

>>25870739
>https://i.imgur.com/KIj5hWH.jpg
meaty meat

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Who controls the Pharaoh's crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

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>”Jeez anon dontcha know imma princess?”
>”Alls ya gotta do is kiss me right on da lips and I’ll turn back to my cutie patootie princess form”
>”Maybe ya should kiss me again, I heard dese curses are harder to remove dan a vamp mosquito gettin’ ‘er first taste of blood”
>”Ya know maybe ya gotta get lil’ ol’ me pregnant dat’d show dis dumb curse we’re really lovey dovey and I’ll be cured for sure”

>> No.25871868

>>25871205
Твоя мать была шлюхой, а твой отец - обычным рабочим на фабрике. А теперь оставь меня в покое, чёртова лягушка.

>> No.25872041

>>25871205
but she's already a cutie patootie

>> No.25872233

>>25871205
princesses can't shlorp and squelch on my dick so i'll keep the frog

>> No.25872234

>>25871868
Fucking kek

>> No.25872325

>>25866061
Eve > everyone else

>> No.25872391

>>25871205
Is there an image of a frog girl in a princess costume yet?

>> No.25872503

>>25870650
Nah, it's a boat's bow

>> No.25872637

>>25872233
What if the princess was a better monster girl that got cursed into a frog?

>> No.25872651

>>25872637
what kind of better monster?

>> No.25872663

>>25872651
I dunno. She's just better than a frog.

>> No.25872685

Frog goddess or snake goddess?

>> No.25872709

>>25872685
Frogsnake goddess or Snakefrog goddess?

>> No.25872744

>>25872685
Memes say frog.

>> No.25872748

>>25872663
frogs are pretty sexy though

>> No.25872801
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>>25872325
Superior nasod.

>> No.25872823

>>25872748
Frogs are fat.

>> No.25872976

>>25872823
fat assed

>> No.25873007

>>25872976
Fat face

>> No.25873024

KERO KERO KERO

>> No.25873034

>>25873024
Cello?

>> No.25873049

>>25873007
only when their mouth is full of semen

>> No.25873388
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>>25872801
I raise you this

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Remember to always meme irresponsibly.

>> No.25873513
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Nerd Onis

>> No.25873612

robogirls can be any monster

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>>25873474

>> No.25873712
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>>25873474
But she was born with a penis.

>> No.25873741

>>25868972

>> No.25873833

>>25873741
Is that an arctic fox in the snow?

>> No.25873841
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>>25873712
She might have a dick, but I'll fuck her ass. No homo jabroni.
Remember the Roman rules, anon

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Oni girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.25874021

>>25873883
>he doesn't want to do body shots of sake off of one or more onis
I'm pretty sure you're the gayest person in the thread, anon.

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>>25867819
>Be under threat of violent attacks for some reason
>You're given a bodyguard to protect you
>She's a very tall and buff Hellhound
>As time goes by you grow closer
>One night she crawls into bed with you and takes position as big spoon
>You point out that it doesn't seem professional for a bodyguard to sleep with her client
>She insists it's for your protection
>Says that if somebody were to strike she would be the one taking the blow, not you, and that she could quickly react to the threat
>You tell her that makes sense and that you'll permit it
>You're really just playing along, you can tell she just wants to cuddle
>Her true motives were given away by how hard you could hear her tail wagging against the bed
>You fall asleep in her strong arms
>You get a much better sleep than usual

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Reminder not to trust Succubi

>> No.25874182

>>25874021
Sake is unpleasant desu

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A Helleti blocks your path!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UirushkxQuI

>> No.25874248

>>25874230
I remember this game!

>> No.25874369
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The past 3 months have made me overdose on crimson capsules. Post raccoons.

>> No.25874558

>>25873612
gimme a robofrog

>> No.25874710
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>>25874369

>> No.25874823

Milf Loup Garous.

>> No.25874850

>>25874182
wrong

>> No.25874880

>>25874182
Sake? For who's sake?

>> No.25874916

>>25874558
sorry but all out is crazyfrog good enough instead

>> No.25874933

>>25874916
A RING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.25875111

What if a human male wanted to become a monstergirl, but wanted to be something other than an alp?

>> No.25875283
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>> No.25875307

>>25874916
Like a Yan frog?

>> No.25875366

>>25875283
>tfw guts unknowingly avenged corkus buy killing that

>> No.25875690

Suwa-kero!

>> No.25875772
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"brute" wyvren girls when?

>> No.25875788

>>25875772
Time to wrestle!

>> No.25875861

>>25875111
Alps can become different monsters. At least its Confirmed any succ type and Slime Carriers. I would assume however if they have the same affinity for a species that a normal women has they will bdcome that species.

>> No.25875956

Oni Wrestling. Yuugi always tops.

>> No.25876158

>>25874823
Big friendly doggo

>> No.25876235

>>25865958
It's two months away, what do you mean?

>> No.25876277
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>> No.25876279
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>He doesn't live inside his waifu

>> No.25876321

>>25876279
>He doesn't unlive outside his waifu

>> No.25876336

>>25876279
What if my waifu lives inside me?

>> No.25876365

>>25876336
Does she live RENT FREE?

>> No.25876380

>>25876336
Explain this concept

>> No.25876409

>>25865889
>Danuki's Financial Advisor: "What!? You did what!?"
>Danuki: "I forgave the cutie boy's debts. What's wrong??"
>Danuki's Financial Advisor: "This is like what? The umpteenth time you forgave what a debtor owes!?!? Do you realize how much money WE ARE GOING TO LOOSE IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS!? WE ALREADY LOST 25% PROFITS FOR THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS!"
>Danuki: "Are you suggesting I NOT make the cutey my boyfriend and soon to be husband?"
>Danuki's Financial Advisor: "Ma'am please what about profits? I understand you Monstergirls are compassionate and forgiving... But what about finances!? Economics!? Profits!? How are we to pay our Employee's salaries if you and your fellow Danukis keep hand waving debts like this!? What about qoutas? What about investment returns!? What about- *proceeds to go on a out numerous financial economics jargon and terms*"
>Danuki: *She shushes her subordinate and puts a finger in his lips, let's go and speaks* "Listen Gordon, I know you studied and majored economics and finances in the University of Oxenfurt on how finances and economics works. IN THE HUMAN LANDS... But, here in Demon Realms and Monstergirl ruled states and countries. That's not how we do economics, finances, money and all that other terms jargon and other mumbo jumbo you humans subject yourselves to. I've told many times Gordon. Forget what you've learned and studied about economics and finances from Oxenfurt and your human lands and human laws and blah blah blah. You live here in Atlaston County, MONSTERGIRL territory. And I've also told you to go get yourself a nice monster girlfriend. I've told you, I got an undersecretary, a Danuki like me, who's single. Or there's a demon girl middle manager and third floor if you want. Think about it Gordon, and please relax and take it easy."

>> No.25876414

>>25876380
He has heartwurms.

>> No.25876425

>>25876380
tulpa waifu. Or ghost wiafu/ neet demon waifu who just hangs out inside you possessing you.

>> No.25876432

>>25876409
>Oxenfurt
Witcher reference?

>> No.25876437

>>25876414
Thought only kobolds were susceptible to that

>> No.25876876

>>25876380
Parasite/possession

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It appears that I have envoked the hotpocket's ire.

>> No.25877104 [DELETED] 

>>25877003
Wonderland shouldn't get internet.

>> No.25877190
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Someone just release new Kikimora KK card and It's pretty good too

>> No.25877266

>>25877190
The kikimora and lich are pretty great.

>> No.25877508
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Is this a monster girl?

>> No.25877600

>>25877508
Sure, why not.

>> No.25877692

>>25876432
Is it really a reference of an IP I don't know of??? I thought "Oxenfurt" is just something I made up referring to Oxford University and the city named after it.

>> No.25877908

>>25877692
> I thought "Oxenfurt" is just something I made up referring to Oxford University and the city named after it
Yes, that's what it is in Witcher too.

>> No.25878001

A Mimic, disguised as a Mimic, disguised as a coffee cup.

>> No.25878076

>>25878001
Anon (You), the brilliant scientist who fucks Mimics in space.

>> No.25878202

>>25876409
>Or there's a demon girl middle manager and third floor if you want.
Very dangerous demon. Must not dick in the employee bathroom.

>> No.25878272

>>25878076
I don't care what anyone says. Prey was an amazing game and I hope they make a sequel. So much more they could do.

>> No.25878305

>>25878272
I dont think I've seen people badmouth prey outside of a ZP review

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>>25878272
Prey was game of the year, hands down.

>> No.25878511

>>25876279
I try. She keeps saying it'll fall off if I don't take it out to breathe sometimes.

>> No.25878522

Monstergirls love (chad)

>> No.25878641

>>25878202
I won't lie, if I had a demon boss I would have so many fantasies about fucking her in the bathroom and then going back to work like nothing happened.
For some reason I don't think employees fucking one another in the bathroom would be that uncommon.
Damn those demons! They drive me to masturbate!

>> No.25878662

>>25878522
All men are chad in the eyes of monster girls.
>All men are kings!
>If he breathes, he's a simp!

>> No.25878743

>>25878641
it isn't, there's a reason why infidelity is so high

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>>25878202
>>25878641
It must suck to be the only male in a department full of MGs

>> No.25878913

Holstaur with skull pattern in her hair!
She isn't real, she can't hurt you.
R-right?

>> No.25878920

>>25878913
I don't get it, why would you be scared of a punk/emo cow?

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>>25876432
>>25877190
What about a monster girl version of Witcher's kiki?

>> No.25878936

>>25878924
No, I want a Monster Girl Leshen

>> No.25879047

>>25878924
>Has nothing to do with the slav folklore kiki
Its trash
>>25878936
This.

>> No.25879655

>>25865889
Playing Mick Gordon Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal music in the speaker sound systems in monstergirl establishments. Yeah or nay? Funny joke or prank, or no it's basically a offensive racist and unfunny to Mamono?

>> No.25879883

>>25879655
Good way to end up with a hellhound wife, regardless of your intention

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We're reaching levels of smug previously thought to be impossible

>> No.25880493

>>25878906
Well if nothing else the coffee breaks would be way more interesting.

>> No.25880565
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Here's a musclebun with some muscly buns

>> No.25880623

>>25878641
>Hellhound boss wants a quickie
>every closet and bathroom already has somebody fucking
>eventually she just says the hell with it and rapes you on the conference table

>> No.25880744

>>25880565
Is nice.

>> No.25880836

>>25880623
I'm going to make a bank by baiting MG managers into sexually harassing me and then suing the company.

>> No.25880879

Dumb Moon Rabbits. At least Earth Rabbits are useful for setting up traps and pranking the neighbourhood. Moon Rabbits are only good for their sex appeal.

>> No.25880892

>>25880836
They probably settle with you marrying your rapist

>> No.25880940

>>25880623
>MG companies have coffee breaks and relief breaks.
>MGs in higher positions get their own offices with their own bathrooms and even a small bed room
I want to be the secretary for a demon CEO and be called into her "break room"

>> No.25881306

>>25880879
I don't know, they make pretty good rice cakes.

>> No.25881821

So how much are men expected to work at a MG company and how much are they just hired to be there for the other MG employees to ogle at/sexually harass?

>> No.25881904
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pregnant foxes!

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>>25880879

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>>25881821
It would be probably difficult to do any work in such environment, your co-workers would keep re-assigning all your tasks to themselves, always making sure you are notified of this.
Less nice MGs would keep making comments how man's place is at home and that you should just get married already preferably to them

>> No.25882039

>>25881821
that's why I'd work some trash job like silverware washer for a restaurant who's gonna sexually harass you there

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>>25882022
imagine how many 'private' meetings your superior would request
>>25882039
probably slimes or zombies or the occasional bug type mg

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>> No.25882138

>>25882089
I like it when girls wear these kinds of sweaters. Makes them cuddly.

>> No.25882151

>>25881821
>be the decedent of a dense harem shonen protag so you manage to do your job without distraction

>> No.25882158

>>25882039
>>25882078
For me, it's cutting sheet metal. Ain't no girl that cuts sheet metal for a living.

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>>25882078
>Get called into a private meeting by your Anubis superior
>She's expertly picking apart a recent report you submitted - not tearing you down, but providing firm, serious criticism of your work
>She's also pacing around her office as she does so, her fat, wide butt wiggling and jiggling in a skirt she must've outgrown 4 years ago
>You can hardly focus on her advice as you're hypnotized by the plump anubutt before you
>"... what's your opinion in the matter, Anon?"

>> No.25882198

>>25882151
but if you re the decedent then that means the ancient demon queen your hero ancestor sealed is going to get a job at that company to get her revenge on him but it turns out all your coworkers are actually reincarnations of the hero's party

>> No.25882200

>>25882158
dwarfs

>> No.25882225

>>25882194
FAT

>> No.25882230

>>25882198
fuck that's halfway to being an actual manga title

>> No.25882233

>>25882200
Oh, right. Well guess we can go to the pub for a pint after work, what harm could there be?

>> No.25882316

>>25882194
Well if you say it's shit it's shit.

>> No.25882336

>>25882230
>Help my boss is actually an ancient evil my ancestor defeated and SHE LOVES ME?

>> No.25882402
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>>25882336
embrace it

>> No.25882426

>>25882225
SHE'S FAT

>> No.25882448

>>25882402
>Female Aku
So Fakku?

>> No.25882502

>>25882402
but I'm no foolish samurai warrior I'm just an accountant

>> No.25882508

>>25882402
Well that's a fear boner and a half.
Will she be gentle?

>> No.25882513

>>25882448
Sure thing Myan.

>> No.25882532

>>25882402
>You're a bad ass warrior but she demands you hold a comfy 9-16 office job.

>> No.25882536

>>25882194
Anubis is right up there with Gazer and Hatter, having waifufags that understand the importance of ass.

>> No.25882543

>>25882508
as long as you aren't dead you will have some use
>>25882502
even worse

>> No.25882574

>>25882532
>b-but warriors can make more money with quests and treasure hunting!

>> No.25882605

>>25882502
I don't think ancient evils care when you are the blood of the one who bested her

>> No.25882606

>>25880623
>Hellhound boss wants to use the conference room for a meeting
>it's filled with couples having sex
>"if you can do it so can we!"

>> No.25882620
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>>25882574
And get hurt or killed.
Until you’re an incubus, leave it to the experts.

>> No.25882626

>>25882532
>9-16
Seven hour work days?

>> No.25882636

>>25882620
fuck I love grayscale with just the eyes colored it's kino

>> No.25882648

>>25882626
Yes. One hour lunch break. Several smaller ones. Mandatory stretching.

>> No.25882674

>>25882543
>as long as you aren't dead you will have some use
Will she at least cuddle me afterwards?

>> No.25882685

>>25882636
theres this manga that barely gets updates which has it, and it probably would be my favorite if it dod... the artist even posted on a , it was kinda cool

>> No.25882691

>>25882648
This is funny to me. Our prime minister just suggested a 6-hour work day because she's a dumb little girl who shouldn't be in power

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>>25882620
SUCH AS THIS!

>> No.25882713

>>25882620
>Want to be an adventurer in modern day MGE
>Nobody will let you since you could get yourself hurt
>End up working a 9-16 for former monster adventurer since she likes you.

>> No.25882728

>>25882691
Honestly, we had a guy in the 70s who said 4 day week. needless to say it didn't happen and he was busted for basically lying to the government

>> No.25882743

>>25882691
that's not that dumb lol all that would do if shift the people who waste time with cat videos and other shit to do it at home instead

>> No.25882751
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>>25882691
Work smarter, not harder.

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>> No.25882771

>>25882713
So... Reccettear time?

>> No.25882778

>>25882713
will she at least train me to be an adventurer

>> No.25882831

>>25882691
I get what you're saying, but at the same time a 6-hour work day isn't too stupid. After all, the japs have extremely log workdays but you're only expected to look busy and most people work at a snails pace there due to how long you're expected to work.
I think that in the end you will always come down to "Time spent vs. work done". And that's just an endless debate with studies showing one thing or another depending on what you want to be true.

>> No.25882836

>>25882778
Foam swords for you.

>> No.25882863

girls with fangs are cute!

>> No.25882900

What would happen if a boy tripped and fell in the middle of busy monster city street

>> No.25882931

>>25882900
you know the bystander effect, well imagine the opposite of that where they all stop to help despite it being a minor scraped knee

>> No.25882938

>>25882836
LARP?

>> No.25882939

>>25882691
Why not just split the working week into 2 halves, 3.5 days each, leading to more jobs, more productivity from utilising the weekends, and happier workers less burnt out from work which also helps productivity?

>> No.25882941

>>25882900
Fairly sure quite a few single monster girls would borderline fight to be the one to help him up.
Nothing like helping someone up to be able to ask them on a date.

>> No.25882962

>>25882863
short fangs or long fangs

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>>25882536
They're called Anubutts for a very good reason!

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>>25882939
Work work!

>> No.25883000

>>25882620
>big strong monster beats up giant abominations and still has the energy to fuck you through the floor

>> No.25883004

>>25882836
>Foam swords
Too dangerous, too hard. Break out the pool noodles.

>> No.25883019

>>25882999
Orc peon?

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>>25882962
Small and cute fangs

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>>25882938
You'll have to be back by nine.

>> No.25883069

>>25883019
Something need doing?

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>"So anon we heard you like difficult levels. . ."
>cue mass teleport sounds when he flips a switch

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>>25883079

>> No.25883189

>>25882900
fuck I hate tripping because it always reminds of this time when I was a young kid for part of the music class's performance my grade sand "i can't spell hippopotamus" on the risers and part of the song we were supposed to make an H shape with our bodies well due to my last name I was on the very edge second row and I made an H shape and fell off and tumbled into a decoration in front of everyone and their families no one came to help me up so I awkwardly got up and yelled "I'm OKAY" then the next day the music teacher got mad at me for falling and made me sit out for part of the class free day where instead of music we got basically an extra recess to make this blog post actually relevant I need a monster that lets me float

>> No.25883196

>>25883069
Me not that kind of orc!

>> No.25883210

>>25883196
I'm gonna make her that kind of orc.

>> No.25883225

>>25883079
I want to lose to a lim like this. It's so perfect...

>> No.25883238

>>25883210
W-What kind of orc is that?

>> No.25883264

>>25883225
Not like you had any chance to beat a lilim unless you have broken gear/stats,and even then i bet they are precisely the kind of cheaters who have destroy armor or silence magic AND are immune to debuffs themselves

>> No.25883279

can Ojamas be monster girls

>> No.25883312

>>25883238
The breeding type.

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>> No.25883392

>>25883366
she looks musical

>> No.25883394

>>25883279
No thank you, I don't want to find out what the MG version of Delta Hurricane does.

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Gonna post this again, but does anyone have the image of a bunch of treehoppers anthropomorphized as monster girls? There was a bunch of them lined up, kinda like character designs, and there was an alternate version where they were given little character bios. Been looking for that pic forever and thought maybe some anons here might know. Treehoppers are bugs, they come in radically different body types and brilliant patterns.

>> No.25883421
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>>25883225
>Lilim appears in nothing but underwear and a small wooden club vs the towering armored anon with shiny weapons
>oh by the way the club has +100 level drain per hit and stamina sucking and hits thrice per normal swing

>> No.25883454

>>25883279
Ojama are not male or female, the only Ojama gender is mistake

>> No.25883464

>>25883394
Rock you?

>> No.25883516

>>25865889
Really wish this was an actual daki cover.

>> No.25883591

is it slime time yet or not for another few hours?

>> No.25883645
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>>25883591
maybe?

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>>25883591

it is marcille time.

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>> No.25883897
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>>25876380
Our waifu's don't exist so they can only truly live in our minds, or for some of the lucky ones, our hearts.

>> No.25883924

>A Cheshire that makes fun of your dick being "small"
>But everytime you fuck her, she absolutely loses her mind and orgasms 3 times for every 1 time you do

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>> No.25884071

>>25883924
I wanna make fun of her dick.

>> No.25884074

>>25883924
clearly it's opposite day in wonderland

>> No.25884133

>>25883897
She looks like she smells good

>> No.25884148

>>25882620
>get hurt or killed.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>> No.25884167

>>25884148
Monsters know better than you and they know that they are to be adventurers to stop you from hurting yourself

>> No.25884291

>>25884148
>Lich encourages you to go out adventuring
>Then she trails you and waits for your inevitable demise

>> No.25884299

>>25883924
I bet she prefers them smaller anyway.

>> No.25884346

>>25884291
what will she do when I keep getting lucky and not dying

>> No.25884424

>>25884299
Maybe she's weaker to small dicks.

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Remember that, while not explicitly encouraged in elven society, there is no laws against an adopted human boy raping his momster. In fact, many elves end up marrying their sons and baring several daughters.

>> No.25884671

>>25884346
A lich is patient, she can wait till old age gets you

>> No.25884711

>>25884346
Probably feel conflicted. She wants you to die so she can resurrect you and tell you "I told you so," but she's also happy that you're alive and well.

>> No.25884716

>>25884567
I just want to be a good son and make my elven momster proud

>> No.25884727

>>25884671
I accidentally immortal. Wat do?

>> No.25884743

>>25884727
Comfort the now crying lich

>> No.25884748

>>25884711
>she's also happy that you're alive and well.
>the moment you are actually in danger and could die she saves you depsite not knowing why

>> No.25884771

>>25884291
>anon doesn't die, but instead keeps getting progressively more injured

>> No.25884795

>>25884567
I want to get adopted by an elf despite being in my mid-twenties.

>> No.25884802

>>25884149
Do not bully Momiji.

>> No.25884819

>>25884567
what do elf moms do when their boy is too innocent to commit rape on an elf

>> No.25884858

>>25884795
Considering the potential age difference, you might as well be a middle aged ugly bastard and it will still be fine.

>> No.25884892

>>25882402
HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25884920
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>>25882763
Cute bote

>> No.25884928

>>25884819
tries to help your childhood elf friend get raped by you

>> No.25884978

>>25884819
Do everything in their power to corrupt and tempt him until all he can thing about is forciblt impregnating his fertile elven momster.

>> No.25885004

>>25884819
Ask him to consensually rape her.

>> No.25885021

forced paizuri rape on anon's cock
hellhound holstaur
hellhound holstuar

>> No.25885081

>>25885021
You mean Hellhound and Holstaur fuck Anon together, or it's a Hellholst hybrid?

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>>25884923
>bote
That's a harbor. This is a bote.

>> No.25885116

>>25885081
which one do you like more?

>> No.25885136

What would life be like with a houri wife and a devil wife?

>> No.25885156

>>25885108
But she's not as cute

>> No.25885197

>>25885116
Hellholst sounds cool.

>> No.25885207

>>25884920
Otohime and umi osho need so many more stories.
It should be criminal how little they have.

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>>25871205
>Frog thinks she's being clever
>When she gets her kiss there's a weird sensation and she's suddenly wearing a medieval princess dress tiara and all
>A carriage appears with pulled by a Titania who informs her that she and her husband have been invited to the royal ball
>She now needs to act like a princess in front of all the other aristocratic monstergirls
Dumb frogs

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>>25885136

>> No.25885441

>>25885116
Double. Always the double
>Overzealous Hellhound eggs on her Holstaur friend.
>Double paizuri with Hellhound trying to go faster while the Holst is concerned about Anon's moaning
>Holst starts moaning and mooing herself as the heat from her friend, along with all the pressure, starts getting to her.

>> No.25885499

>>25885197
ah nice, rape by paizuri by a lactating cow dog

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>>25874081
The idea of slowly falling in love with your big tough monster girl bodyguard is cute. Which one would make for the toughest bodyguard?

>> No.25885652

>>25885499
shouldn't it be heckcow?

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>>25885690

>> No.25885794

>>25885425
"Gee Fatima, you sure it's ok for us to put dark matter in the towns water supply?"
"Of course dear, it is Ero's will."
"I dunno what do you think Luci?"
"I think a little demonic water never hurt nobody, now get with the program."

>> No.25885855

>>25885794
Something about this makes me want to see the banter of Sam & Max as Monster Girls.
>Gratuitous acts of sexual violence are my forte!
>You're such an adorable little urchin, Max

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>>25885207
I always found it strange how unpopular Otohime was. To be honest I was looking for her page on the wiki and couldn't even remember her name and I don't particularly dislike her

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>>25885794

>> No.25886156

>>25878906
yo man you got that uncensored version

>> No.25886189

>>25885652
the dreaded hellcow!

>> No.25886213

>>25886189
There is no cow level.

>> No.25886226

>>25886189
Secret Cow Level sure is spoopy!

>> No.25886257

>>25886213
>>25886226
Diablomind

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>>25884923

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>>25886189

>> No.25886436

>This nigger again
Remember to report off-topic spam

>> No.25886452

>>25886418
I only like Seaport so I don't care

>> No.25886478

>>25886452
>responding

>> No.25886644

>>25886257
And then Diablo had hips and over 20 pounds of tits and ass

>> No.25886688

>>25886046
"BY ERO'S WILL ALL VIRGIN MEN BELONG TO MONSTER GIRLS"
"ALL WHO JOIN IN ERO'S LOVE WILL BIRTH HUMAN BOYS BE THEY MONSTER GIRL OR HUMAN"

>> No.25886727

>>25885874
A good otohime story would be her sending her favorite turtle to find her a husband and the hijinks that ensue.

>> No.25886742

>>25886644
>>25886688
Checked.

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>>25882022
>>25882194
>>25882975
Anubis is office clothing is hot.

>hard-working anubis always acts busy even during lunch
>scolds whenever someone spends too much time not doing work
>seems to scold anon in particular even when he's just taking a 10 second stretch
>yet every time she's around him she tends to bend over things or push her butt out
>and for some reason she gets pretty clumsy around him, having to bend over and pick up something, giving anon a peek of her goods
>one day, anon coughs a little from shelf dust, and his anubis co-worker gives him a cloth to cover his mouth
>she later gives anon a new sponge for himself because she says someone might be hoarding them
>then she gives him a bag of zip ties because apparently those are also being hoarded
>she also mentions she's in charge of restocking the broom closet and closing the building at the end of the day, so she'll be the last one out
>just so he knows
>in case he needs to talk
>or go out somewhere secluded

Shame there's so little anubis art of her getting tied up or dominated.

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>> No.25886973

>>25886839
what a bitch

>> No.25887097
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>> No.25887114

>>25886973
She's just trying to assure good work ethic. How else is Anon going to take care of his new dog?

>> No.25887158

>>25882771
What would it be like owning and operating a shop in an MG town?

>> No.25887171
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Genbu!

>> No.25887246

>>25883366
X-Ray... I wonder if KC will ever make a glass fish MG like this..

>> No.25887333

>>25886839
>restocking the broom closet
ah, so the kiki janny is gonna get some too, nice.

>> No.25887379

>>25887097
Cute goat!

>> No.25887486

>>25885874
Hagposting killed them. Hags are super unpopular around these parts, other than 2hu shitters.

>> No.25887547

>>25886888
So soft.

>> No.25887573

>>25887097
They had one piece swimsuits in the 15th century?

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>>25887486
>Hagposting killed them
There are similar memes spammed about other monsters though
>Cheshires in general
>Oomakude had the smell meme
>Jabberwocks had the vore autist
>The black harpy prostitute subhuman
And yet I still see normal discussion about those species. I think that Otohime were just never that popular to begin with and the hag thing caught on because nobody else was interested in them so that is where the topic was focused. There's also the fact that they don't really have anything unique going for them other than Ryujogu which is more of a location that they're associated with than a unique trait

>> No.25887645

>>25887573
It's 27th century.

>> No.25887698

>>25887645
Oh my god... a million years!

>> No.25887762
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HUFF THE ANGRY FLUFF

>> No.25887807

>>25887762
But I want to huff the bulb

>> No.25887923
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Pharaohs are the kind of monsters that'll finger your ass as they sensually stroke and suck your dick

>> No.25887948

>>25887640
>>Jabberwocks had the vore autist
>>The black harpy prostitute subhuman
I claim responsibility for both of these

>> No.25887973

>>25887948
Please by all means kill yourself

>> No.25887987

>>25887807
HUFF THE BULB AND THE BULB SHALL HUFF YOU

>> No.25888039

>>25887923
Throw in some orgasm denial magic through her voice, and she'll have a fervent worshiper.

>> No.25888051

>>25868839
Yay. Do you really expect her to fly transoceanic journeys on her own power?

>> No.25888074

>>25887948
Oh man I gotta thank you for making me start to hate black harpies

>> No.25888096

>>25887948
Thank you for making me like black harpies.

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>>25888074
You're welcome.

Just means more birb pussy for me when the portals open, gaping or tight

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>>25887987
>THE BULB SHALL HUFF YOU
Might have trouble breathing when it does. Cause this tail pussy is taking in your entire head

>> No.25888291

>>25887640
when your so happy you missed these things

>> No.25888375

>>25888219
I don't think I can handle that

>> No.25888401
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Cute elves.

>> No.25888413

>>25888219
Did anything ever happen with the anon that was creating a medic-manticore a while back? Nursicore or something like that

>> No.25888466

>>25888413
You got a link man?

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>>25888401
Fat elves

>> No.25888583

>>25888039
>Pharaoh blocks your orgasm so she can spend as much time as she wants finding your weak points.
>Only after she's pleased with sucking and caressing your dick does she let you orgasm and rest until the next days session.

>> No.25888618

>>25887640
Well, I guess part of it is how the legend of Otohime isn't very well known in the west. Little Mermaid is already a tough sell in these threads as is. Now try selling the instant old-geezer magiks.

>> No.25888720

>>25888583
Can Pharaohs still use commands if she is silenced?

>> No.25888753

Friendly reminder that Monday is daughteru dicking day! Start both of your weeks off happy with a nice through dicking and some wholesome father-daughter bonding!

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>> No.25888823

>>25887923
Don't project your homosexuality on a perfectly fine mge girl.

>> No.25888863

>>25888753
Monday is for school, not sex.

>> No.25888877

>>25888753
If only.

>> No.25888921

>>25887762
>My Manticore sister can't be this cute!

>> No.25888970

>>25888921
I want to cuddle up into her fluff collar, but I get the feeling I might start sneezing.

>> No.25888992

>>25888823
There's nothing homosexual about wanting to be violated by a female in every way possible.

>> No.25889149

I want some nice stories about harpies, with feel good endings...

>> No.25889246

>>25887640
And that's why you don't give two fucks about threadcanon and pity the challenged kids splashing about in it, as was applicable five years ago.

>> No.25889278

>>25889149
Try Niebel's Dragon.

>> No.25889421

In order to protect yourself from a hellhound attack, you must draw an anti-hellhound circle on the dirt ground around yourself

>> No.25889466
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>> No.25889472

>>25889421
Or just get a spray bottle full of water and a rolled up newspaper

>> No.25889474

>>25888466
that's what I'm also looking for. I remember the anon dumping a basic concept for it and saying that they intended to add more. Don't remember there ever being a link

>> No.25889645

>>25889474
What a shame. Hopefully it is done, whatever it is. Maybe it's this? https://pastebin.com/3Dj9RmmG

>> No.25889690

>>25889472
>Hellhound in the cone of shame

>> No.25889698

>>25889466
tfw a new novel is out soon... spooky
you know I have this odd dream where she calls me a faggot and runs off

>> No.25889699

>>25889690
Damn now I want to see that

>> No.25889891
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>>25887486
>Hags are super unpopular around these parts
Dude what
Otohimes problem is being a two-cent whore, not her age.

>> No.25889935

>>25889472
>gets you a cloud of steam, a handful of ashes, and nonetheless a rape dog

>> No.25890098

>>25889935
I'll just spray her harder then

>> No.25890099
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>>25888720
No, which is why you should shove your dick down her throat so far your balls are resting on her chin to stop her from dominating you

>> No.25890195

>>25890098
That’s one way to set the ambiance, I suppose.

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>>25876279
Well she lives inside, and outside me. Also around me and over me

>> No.25890331

The best way a Hellhound can establish dominance over her man is to lick his face until he's dripping wet.

>> No.25890342

>>25890288
It must be pretty awkward to visit family members married to a shoggoth

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>> No.25890465

>>25890430
I bet a good number of people are into slimes because of Inque. I know I am.

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Does anyone have Phantom artworks? I can't find much online

>> No.25890476

>>25890342
That goes for all of the chaos girls.
It must be really fucking awkward when you decide to visit your mom with your mindflayer/nacho wife and you forget to transform back to human form.

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Imagine waifuing the Fallen God.

>> No.25891231

>>25883189
>Anon falls off of a high place
>Braces to hit the ground hard
>Nothing
>Opens his eyes and looks around
>Sylph is holding him in midair in a bridal carry
>”I gotcha”
>She floats up and places him back on his feet
>She winks at him before dissipating
>No one else saw or noticed anything because she was invisible to everyone but him
>Anon feels an airy kiss on his cheek as a stray breeze ruffles his hair.

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>>25882536
Wight seems to be getting a lot of good ass pics now too

>> No.25891562

>>25890465
Of course

>Make of what is basically black latex paint
>Looks like a blue girl in a black and indigo catsuit when she tries to look human
>Spends half her appearances moaning
>MILF

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>>25891379
Wightfag knows what's good.

>> No.25891654

I want Manticore butt

>> No.25891677
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>>25891623
based

>> No.25891707

Ever since Sis got inducted into the Sabbath, she's been waking me up in the morning by sitting on my face. At first, I laughed like it was a joke and she stopped, but she's started sitting longer and pressing harder. Yesterday, I could smell her through her panties, and it made me hard. How can I get her to stop?

>> No.25891752

>>25891707
Find a girlfriend, preferably older than you and your sister.

>> No.25891975
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Bathing under a strong Jinko's arm is top comfy.

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>>25891707

>> No.25892034

>>25891707
I did! But after a couple dates, she joined the Sabbath too, and then she broke up with me! She said it was because I was "already taken".

>>25891976
I can take care of my own ejaculation, thanks.

>> No.25892152

>>25891975
Bathing while being spooned by big girls is top comfy

>> No.25892616

>>25892034
>I can take care of my own ejaculation, thanks.
no you cannot

>> No.25892657

I like strong monsters that need protection

>> No.25892666

if mge had an anime what would its OP and themesong be like?

>> No.25892779

>>25892616
In that case the single aunt can do that.

>> No.25892821

>>25892657
Being the manager of a strong monster wrestler, protecting her health, finances, and PR!

>> No.25892934

>>25891975
This jinko is in prime breeding shape.
Create cubs with her.

>> No.25893404

how does she deal with brain freeze?

>> No.25893875
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Are these girls shortstacks with huge boobs or big girls with gigantic boobs? I love how the boobs look like anyway.

>> No.25893933

>>25893875
Normal sized women with big breasts.

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>>25865889
How would Gaunter O' Dimm fare in Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

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https://exhentai.org/g/1718290/67fcbaebb4/

>> No.25894291

>>25893404
Who is this "she" you refer to?

>> No.25894335

>>25894120
You've asked before, both here and /tg/ where you asked in the first place. Bugger off.

>> No.25894740

>>25894261
KC makes tails too short

>> No.25894779
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Finally, I've been trying to catch you ALL DAY! And now that I've got you RIGHT where I want you...

>> No.25894800 [SPOILER] 
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I'd like to watch some movies with you

>> No.25894805

>>25894779
At home?

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>> No.25894977

>>25894883
>basilisk nun
Would sin with.

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Awkward wolves!

>> No.25895001

>>25894120
I don't care who that character is and I'm sure as hell that it doesn't belong on /jp/ or this thread

>> No.25895015

>>25894989
>faggot
Is that the actual translation?

>> No.25895054

>>25895015
I don't know but part of me really hopes it is

>> No.25895070

Imagination is a curse Monster Girls will never be real and we will be forever stuck in this endless cycle of depression and hell.

>> No.25895117

>>25895070
L'uomo verrà portato
Dalla sua creazione

>> No.25895120

>>25893875
If she has a torso, she isn't a shortstack.

>> No.25895124

>>25895070
Automatons are the future

>> No.25895128

>>25895124
Not in our lifetime

>> No.25895141

>>25895070
If you're lonely, why don't you come over to me? We can be lonely together <3

>> No.25895147

>>25895141
That's pretty gay

>> No.25895209

LOUP
GAROU

>> No.25895244

>>25895147
It's not gay if one of you alps.

>> No.25895248

>>25895141
Damn alps

>> No.25895259

>>25895244
Being an alp is gay already. Being WITH an alp is gayer.

>> No.25895322

>>25895244
>>25895259
Being with someone who then Alps is kinda gay and hella confusing. But if some dude gets over-exposed to mambomana and ends up accepting their innermost desires and Alps... that's straight.

>> No.25895331

>>25895244
I'd impregnate an alp.

>> No.25895340

>>25895322
This was ghost written by anons alp GF.

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>>25895120
>If she has a torso, she isn't a shortstack.
I think you've confused shortstack with oppai loli.

>> No.25895379

>>25895331
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
I wonder how confused she would be when she found that out.

>> No.25895421

>>25895375
Those are just short girls. Anyone who calls them shortstacks are mistaken. Shortstacks are fucking munchkins with huge boobs and ass.

>> No.25895476

>>25895421
and?

>> No.25895540

>>25895379
The 'eh' as she looks at the test would be priceless.

>> No.25895596

>>25890465
I will admit while not exactly the same she has inspired a bit of one of my waifus.

>> No.25895644

>>25890465
Yeah, she easily contributed to some of my fetishes.

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>> No.25895790
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>>25894779
What color ryu do you guys like this is the color I use for my harem member

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>> No.25896032
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big tiddy goth banshee gf

>> No.25896144
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Mary Jinkos are raise cute families with many cubs with them

>> No.25896178
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>>25896144
The dream

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Chapter 40 is up.

https://pastebin.com/yYjNgZhi

Busting nuts on snake butts!

>> No.25896279

>>25895710
>your wife is just the reincarnation of an infamously power ancient evil
Sounds like it'd be an interesting relationship

>> No.25896398

I like monster and human 2D girls equally

>> No.25896502

>>25896398
Once its 2D anything is possible

>> No.25896584

>>25896398
I hear you.
Despite it being a trash show, I'd Plow the Human or monster girl forms of the Infinite Stratos girls.
Except for maybe Houki and her sister.

>> No.25896599

>>25896279
>your wife is the reincarnated ancient evil
>you're just some normal guy, no special powers, no ancient hero ancestor or anything like that
>you talked her out of destroying/conquering the world because she fell in love with you and you love her back
>you protect your wife from the modern hero(ine) who thinks she's still up to her old tricks
I wouldn't be surprised if there's already a manga like this.

>> No.25896602

>>25866530
>Dick or Treat

>> No.25896650

>>25886046
>Not just flashing her with your dick to calm down the local Eros terrorist
>Have to constantly hire new negotiators, even having to pay them triple to not screw the Houris and Cupids that use DM Bombs.

>> No.25896677

>>25896262
nice

>> No.25896697

>>25896279
How about a waifu that you can't tell if she's an ancient evil, a descendant or reincarnation of one, or just a chuuni making it up?

>> No.25896713
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>>25896584
Based.

>> No.25896729

>>25896713
....I did not realize until now that those were the IS girls.
Granted, I didn't actually look at it the first time but still.

Surprised at that choice for Cecilia.

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>>25894261

>kitsune love chapters

I've known about that since like 2014 and still haven't seen the translation.

I really wanna know what the mofu-lets did to make their mother angry

>> No.25896758

>>25895790
default is perfect for me

>> No.25896837
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>>25895790
Regular or gold.

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>> No.25896877

>>25894740
Most artists do.

>> No.25896892

>>25896873
For capturing and making your broodmare.
Pump her full of fertility drugs and go at it.

>> No.25896977
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>>25896873
Boobs not big enough. Centaurs need to have huge boobs to attract mates and feed their children.

>> No.25897076

>>25896262
I would have taken Nauraea in a heartbeat, Grapesnake is one of my favorite MGs.

>> No.25897088

>>25896977
there are no centuars in oxford

>> No.25897152

>>25896873
I want to nibble on a Centaur's ears while horseback riding on one

>> No.25897168

>>25896732
It's never been scanned until now.
Any translators still out there? Is OtherSideofSky still alive?
Where the fuck is the next F/SF translation?

>> No.25897173
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25897173

Which monster girls are the most bullyable?

>> No.25897181

I want to corrupt a nun convent and turn them into monstergirls.

>> No.25897194

>>25897173

shorties were made for it

>> No.25897206

>>25897168
>F/SF translation
At first I believed you were a dork spoilering shit in thread. Now, I know you are my brother of taste.

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>>25897173
The ones that will bully you back

>> No.25897337

>>25890331
Tsst

>> No.25897352

>>25890331
*sit on his face

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>> No.25897591

>>25895244
>>25895259
What about if both of you are alps?

>> No.25897603

>>25897352
*shit on his face

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>>25897088
What does oxford has to do with centaurs

>> No.25897672

>>25895070
Just go mgtow and embrace the waifu laifu.

>> No.25897677

>>25897591
Nah, my love for vagina is all consuming

>> No.25897724

>>25890473
Go to the first post then go to the fanart galleries. You can figure out the rest.

>> No.25897745

>>25897088
>>25897658
Shouldn't it be horseford?

>> No.25897747

>>25889698
You too? Maybe she's visiting anons in their dreams...

>> No.25897750

>>25897591
I'd Alp if it meant being cute and fucking cute guys. No bara, obviously. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl only.

>> No.25897788
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>>25897088
There are no wolves on Fenris

>> No.25897882

There are plenty of Hellhounds in Hell

>> No.25897896

>>25897882
Makes sense. Monstergirls are for sinners.

>> No.25897904

>>25897076
yeah MC is secretly an alp

>> No.25897989
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>>25897181
Reminds me of Convent of Hell.

>> No.25898036

>>25895928
she's pretty sexy

>> No.25898152

>>25896873
I always see the red in the thumbnail as a giant gash in her flank like some sort of undead.

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>> No.25898319
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>> No.25898492
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>> No.25898578

>>25898319
But Monday brings some nice things

Like >>25870013

>> No.25898758

>>25898307
Big centaur tiddies

>> No.25898843

It's nice having my waifu around for me to open up to, even if she has to be a bit forceful about it.

>> No.25898994

>>25898843
My wife would probably have to use a mindflayer to get anything out of me

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>> No.25899217

>>25898994
That's to bad. Mine's just a real smooth talker when I'm nice and comfy in bed, not to mention a looker.

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>>25890430
>>25890465
Sorry about the super late delivery, I've been getting DOSHO'd all day.

>> No.25899306

Magisa is the perfect dark mage onee-san.

>> No.25899310

>>25899283
I'm so glad that did and still does nothing for me

>> No.25899459

what about flatchested centaurs

>> No.25899493

>company hires a new human boy and monster girl
>not even a day after training, they are fucking in the supply closet
>the next day they both quit
>turns out they were a married couple wanted to try having office sex

>> No.25899532

>>25899459
Don't exist, and if they do, they should go to the nearest magician shop asap

>> No.25899534

>>25899217
I hardly talk and prefer to take things to the grave

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>>25899306
Surely you'd let your onee-san teach you magic, right? She's good at hands-on learning.

>> No.25899583

>>25899540
She can teach me whatever she wants. Her boobs got nerfed in that pic

>> No.25899603

>>25899540
why would it need to be hands on isn't it just reading

>> No.25899725

I want to spend my days getting my massive violent cock stuck inside some cute little puppy kobold only to end it with her getting cumflated from me shooting huge ropes of cum from my pulsating giant testicles

>> No.25899755

>>25899725
Based and puppypilled.

>> No.25899857

>>25899755
Yep, dicking puppy mamoni is very sexy.

>> No.25899859
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Please don’t give the local princess treasure you collected from the abandoned Echidna dungeon. Or do. I’m an online post not a cop.

>> No.25900139

>>25899725
no one can beat the puppi cunni

>> No.25900145

>>25899183
whats this from?

>> No.25900242

>>25899725
Remember to take some Myconid spores to make your cock even larger.

>> No.25900284

>>25900242
And humpty jelly so you leak more

>> No.25900305
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>"what do you mean "having a erection isn't consent"? What else could it possibly mean?"

>> No.25900333

>>25900305
Dudes sometimes have erections for no reason lady
t. knows a guy who gets random boners when the temperature is above 60 something degrees Fahrenheight

>> No.25900662

>>25900333
The human body is about 98, how is he not constantly randomly popping off?

>> No.25900840

>>25900333
So his dick's a thermostat/thermometer of sorts?
>Be that dude
>Be in developing areas with low/no tech around
>His dong is the only source of information regarding temperature so he's forced to stand outside with his pants down all day
>Is used as a dildo as well when the weather turns

>> No.25900893

>>25900840
Sounds like something monstergirls would do.

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>release an ancient evil from her imprisonment
>by ancient rites, that means she has to obey you

>> No.25901000

>>25900930
Why are ancient evils so utterly breedable. I want to engage in 24/7 impregnation sex with them.

>> No.25901100

What happens if you beat a Cupid, Elf, Centaur in a archery contest?
I don't think any of them could comprehend a man being better.

>> No.25901232
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It's almost Yeti season!

>> No.25901331 [DELETED] 

>>25900662
Outside temperature. He lives in Siberia and hates the summer, which is when it gets to around that temperature and higher. I don't know why, myself, one of the quirks of his body I guess.

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>>25891975
Oinksen!

>> No.25901506

>>25901000
Because it's great dashing an ancient evil's plans for domination and destruction by turning them into broodmother housewives.

>> No.25901526

>>25901451
>the whole place smells like pork soup and steamed hams

>> No.25901546

>>25901232
It's not even falling leaves on the ground season yet

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>>25901000
Would you?

>> No.25901572

>>25901506
Not really

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>>25901546
I'm Canadian so the leaves are starting to go here.

>> No.25901679

>>25901451
>P'Orcers look confused when Anon starts throwing freshly chopped vegetables and herbs into the water.

>> No.25901692
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We're done talking

>> No.25901729

>>25901692
Is she swinging around a potion bottle on a stick chain? What a goofy weapon.

>> No.25901735

>>25901692
Oh no!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-POJ_Q2WuuE

>> No.25901769
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Making your wife a slut for headpats

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Remember to always sign a demon’s contracts without reading them, they’re alway beneficial and you’ll never have to worry about consequences

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tfw no cute canadian tomboy yeti gf

>> No.25901820
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>The Neo Order in the Far Future

>> No.25901833

>>25890099
Gagspeak can be pretty hot.

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>>25901769
Giving your wife lots of scritches!

>> No.25901983
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>>25897173
Bully the puppies!

>> No.25902003

>>25901798
>Sorry aboot that eh?

>> No.25902007

>>25901983
DO NOT

>> No.25902030

>stern Kiki meido gets so frustrated with my lazy NEET ways that she locks my dick in chastity and won't unlock me unless I show progress
>After a week of trying to learn to pick locks I finally break down and ask the shog meido to make a key out of her body to unlock me
>She does it
>But immediately locks me in a cage made of her body

When Kiki finds out I went behind her back to a shog I'm in a world of shit. My only hope is that shog smugs me to death before Kiki can cut my dick off.

>> No.25902034

>>25902007
KUSOdani Kyouko

>> No.25902048

>>25901983
Puppies are for bullying with rubber clothing or giant anal toys, nothing else.

>> No.25902080

>>25902048
Cone

>> No.25902145

>>25901769
Yeah but now she's started calling me her cuddleslut because I ask her to cuddle a lot.
What do I do?

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In the arms of an angel

>> No.25902222

>>25901679
>"A-ah, anon. Is this some sort of herbal spa treatment...w-with vegetables?"
>visibly concerned when he starts grinding salt and pepper

>> No.25902243

>>25902222
I want to eat out my porc wives so bad now.

>> No.25902299

>>25900333
>The story about the guy who got constant boners and ejaculated when speaking at his father's funeral

>> No.25902320

>>25902243
Fishwife tastes good too

>> No.25902349
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Is it wrong to like man-eating monsters?

>> No.25902406

>>25896262
Nauraea is such a sweetheart, that bit where she was shocked at the fear in Anon's eyes, what a good girl. There's more to her given her feud with the pharaoh though, no girl can be nice just within an introduction. Fantastic work as always!

>> No.25902435

>>25896262
Updates like clockwork, dayum

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>>25902349
Man-eating monsters are the best monsters

>> No.25902456

>>25902299
The what

>> No.25902470

>>25902447
But what do you do when they try to eat you?

>> No.25902586
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>>25902470
Accept your glorious fate

>> No.25902612

>>25902586
Great, I'm fertilizer now. Thanks anon.

>> No.25902640

>>25901820
>All those pretty and big breasted women being unnaturally beautiful, one of them have their clevage. Their boobs out.
>All while being high ranking members in positions of power with super important meetings with the leaders and generals.

They're soooo super infiltrated and corrupted aren't they?

>> No.25902660

>>25902612
She'll revive you for more sex and food. It'll feel great and pure bliss, no pain

>> No.25902702

Which monster girls have names that are chuuni as fuck?
>Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
>Ley von Crimson River
>Deadscream Bloody Mary

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>>25902702
>>Deadscream Bloody Mary
>Her real name is Daisy

>> No.25902879

>>25902702
Phantoms, of course.

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>>25899306
Indeed

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DXD, yay or nay?

>> No.25903233

>>25903208
>XD
>>>/out/

>> No.25903256

>>25903208
Girls are good but I can't stand the mc

>> No.25903270

>>25903208
Xenovia is best

>> No.25903295

>>25903270
You mean Akeno

>> No.25903382
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Been thinkin' 'bout thos' snakes

>> No.25903465
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>>25903382
I've been thinking about Kubrick faking the Moon landing.

>> No.25903472

>>25903153
>who turned out the lights

>> No.25903507

>>25903153
GodIwishthatwasme.jpg

>> No.25903509

>>25903382
I wonder if it's even possible to have a monster gf, rather than a wife. They seem like they go from 0 to "baby making lovey dovey sex" within minutes of the first meeting

>> No.25903676

>>25903509
>They seem like they go from 0 to "baby making lovey dovey sex" within minutes of the first meeting
That's really unappealing to me.

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>gremlin leaks out all our IP's to the world
>you were just talking about how you hate hounds
>hear harsh series of thuds on the door
>try to take cover before you hear wood breaking
Better watch your mouth here

>> No.25903726

>>25903704
what about the monsters I praised and called cute they can protect me right

>> No.25903737

>>25903704
>Talk shit about hellhounds
>Hellhounds comes to rape you
Hm. I see. Well in that case
>Demons are shit and are bad at writing contracts

>> No.25903782

>>25903704
Then I would truly be alone finally because I say some FUCKED up shit on this site

>> No.25903850

>>25903382
I can't think about snakes

>> No.25903863

>>25903782
I don't think mamono would really care what you say, they'll just shrug and decide to occupy your mouth with their crotch/tongue to stop you from saying stupid shit.

>> No.25903883

>>25903863
They canonically don't fuck psychopaths and evil people

>> No.25903955
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Oni are fun

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>>25903955
Yes they are.

>> No.25904049

>>25904020
That red one is breaking the school dress code she needs to come with me

>> No.25904106

Being cummed into a hellhound

>> No.25904120

>>25903883
But plenty of them are evil psychos themselves that'd be hypocritical

>> No.25904144

>>25896262
Thanks

>> No.25904196

>>25904120
Think of it this way
One kidnaps rapes and magic stockholmes a man to be a romantic life partner for the sake or love and family
the other eats baby brains hile the baby is still alive as he likes the squirming, the goes of to drown puppies and ther orphans they belong to

Both are cruel and gruesome, but in MGE you're meant to see the the former as not so bad

>> No.25904254

Real women have one atvantage
They are real

>> No.25904277

>>25904049
that's just setting the plot up for her to fall in love with you

>> No.25904280

>>25904254
Too bad everything else about them is a disadvantage, MGs still win

>> No.25904283

>>25904254
Reality can be whatever I want

>> No.25904332

>>25904254
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>> No.25904346

>>25904332
I bet gremlins would love to watch MythBusters

>> No.25904355

>>25904254
ehh I'm never going to be able to even meet Kaho, and even IF I could she would see me with disgust. Monsters in reality don't get to be happy.

>> No.25904375

>>25904346
wouldn't a gremlin version be can you set off this bomb by hitting it with a hammer with a rocket on it?

>> No.25904382

>>25904346
if mybusters was hosted by MGs would be cool
gremlin for adam and hakutaku jaime

>> No.25904400

>>25904346
That's a The Dungeonmaster quote you pleb, but yes gremlins would want to try the experiments at home too bad they have no Buster

>> No.25904431

>>25904400
>too bad they have no Buster
>pain loving living doll that wants to be experimented on

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summer is almost over it's your last chance to buy her lemonade

>> No.25904482

>>25904431
aparently adam still has the orginal buster's head

>> No.25904601

>>25904482
He has a hand, shoulder bit, a chunk of skull and the face mask so not even the full head

>> No.25904613
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>>25904431
>>25904601
Imagine the remnants of a doll/automaton reparing itself to be with you

>> No.25904664
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>>25904613
haha tentacle go squelch

>> No.25904666

>>25904627
we can rebuild her we have the technology

>> No.25904684
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>>25904613
>>25904664

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>>25904613
Is beautiful, yes?

>> No.25904727

>>25904627
you mean an old mautomaton rebuilding herself in front of you like the Iron giant?

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>>25904277
Rock on!

>> No.25904752

>>25904734
>ROCK ONC!
?

>> No.25904775

>>25903704

>>25889472
>>25890098

>> No.25904804

>>25904734
only if she wears appropriate clothes to school and follows the dress code

>> No.25904865
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>>25904705
What kind of bedtime stories would you read to your daughter? I think normal fairly tails would be easily changed for little loli monsters but what about shogs? What kind of stories would they enjoy?

>> No.25904895

>>25904752
Half oni half orc.

>> No.25904898

>>25904705
If you have a chaos wife she'd protect you when the old gods finally comes back, right?

>> No.25904924

>>25904865
Talk to her of the gulf of space and non-euclidean geometries
>>25904898
Protect you from what?

>> No.25904960

>>25904865
The Liber Chaotica

>> No.25904963

>>25904924
>Protect you from what?
Well who knows what the hell thew old gods are gonna do to you.

>> No.25904988

>>25904963
They won't even know I'm here.

>> No.25905104
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Feral kiki that doesnt speak, but will break in to your house, clean it and bring you fruit that she cut with her cave-made knife

>> No.25905108

>>25904865
>What kind of stories would they enjoy?
how about a geometry textbook that should give them some laughs

>> No.25905124

>>25905104
That's not a Kiki...

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>>25904727
>Ancient killing machine turns into an Automaton thanks to the current DL
>She pretends to be dormant underneath a battlefield
>Will quickly boot up and rape a treasure hunter when he comes close

>> No.25905149

>>25905124
I know dammit
I keep leaving the picture, forgettin g its there, and then i post it unlreated to the text
done this several times today

>> No.25905195
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25905195

Hellhound+doppleganger potion+raging mushrooms=good time.

>> No.25905219

Still want to do a treasure hunter thing
got two ideas for it
>Anon gets left behind in a pharoah's tomb and awakens her
OR
>Treasure hunter trio of towo human women and their bodyguard, I forget the detials but it ends in a dragon and griffon threesome

>> No.25905234

>>25905195
What counts as drug traffiking in MGE

>> No.25905273

>>25905234
romance novels?

>> No.25905278
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>>25905234
Actual drugs
Unless its from a weed mandragonra/troll

>> No.25905327

>>25905278
>Actual drugs
Bust narcotics rings by replacing the weed with demon herbs

>> No.25905346

>>25905278
I can add mandragora to the list of "monsters I genuinly forgot existed in MGE"

>> No.25905437

>>25903955
>rushed ending
I still haven't gotten over that. It may not have been a particularly amazing series, but I still liked it all the same.

>> No.25905443

>>25905104
>Soldier Beetle - lancer beetle
Reminds me of Japanese Yugioh card names.

>> No.25905529
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>>25905443
>Yugioh
DRAGON MAIDS

>> No.25905540

>>25905443
I need a queen of the skull servants waifu

>> No.25905575
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>>25905540
She'll just be a skeleton, though.

>> No.25905600

>>25905575
That's just a lady I need a QUEEN

>> No.25905604

Show of hands, who WANTS darg magician girl

>> No.25905621

>>25905529
too bad that deck is shit

>> No.25905624

>>25905604
Apparently G's are Ks now
fun

>> No.25905635

>>25905104
>soldier beetle
>resembles a rhinoceros beetle, not a soldier beetle
???

>> No.25905638

>>25905621
As somewone who abandoned the game back in '12, whats their gimmick?

>> No.25905644

How much do undead love listening to their love's heartbeat

>> No.25905653

>>25905600
Your queen's not gonna have any more meat on her either.

>> No.25905666

>>25905638
>whats their gimmick?
swarm with human mode swapping from human mode to dragon mode during the battle phase then back after battle

>> No.25905707

>>25904254
Proofs

>> No.25905731

>>25904454

I bet the lil nuki overcharges pretty hard.

>> No.25905753

>>25905731
her prices are fair you cant get good will with bad prices

>> No.25905776
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Ixtab is sex.

>> No.25905794

>>25905707
You came out of a vagina.

>> No.25905834

>>25905666
Sounds fun, but considering the meta has decks burn 10+ cards in one turn theres got to be about a good bunch of decks that pound it into the dirt

>> No.25905909

>>25905624
ebin

>> No.25905917
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>>25905834
I remember the days when blue eyes white dragon was worth something, and ritual summons where the only thing you had deal with

keeping with monstergirls and card games, shadowverse has some nice pics

>> No.25905922

holy pious monsters deserve boyfriends

>> No.25905931

>>25904254
I'm real too, that doesn't make me better.

>> No.25905940

>>25905931
It does, becuase that means we have one more comrade towards the dream

>> No.25905960

>>25905917
>Gensetsu
People who play her are honest compared to the other shadowcraft decks
Hades can suck all the dicks

>> No.25905968

>>25896262
I utterly loathe treachery. My contempt for the snake would be palpable and unyielding.

>> No.25906016

>>25905968
So rape her?

>> No.25906080
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25906080

>>25905529
>google it to get more pictures
Hey, they added a 6th one!

>> No.25906097

>>25903509
>I wonder if it's even possible to have a monster gf
Monster schoolgirls in a modern setting

>> No.25906125
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Monstrous waifus are better!

>> No.25906142

>>25906125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsWvptGlDI

>> No.25906173

>>25903676
I find it more romantic when you start out as casual acquaintances, become just friends, then BFFs, and then the actual relationship starts.

>> No.25906240

Touch the Cancer's weakspot for massive orgasms!

>> No.25906248

>>25906240
wait which one has the orgasm

>> No.25906575

>>25902030
>Not corrupting your Kiki with daily dickings
You fail as a master.

>> No.25906645

>>25905278
>CC Mandragora who lets out not a scream but a moan so orgasm laden that it makes your entire body quakes with wanting to hear more. When she is uprooted, she has the figure of prime fertility with tits and hips that would make most plant MGs jealous.

>> No.25906976

I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about hellhounds, written by a hellhound, talked about how hellhounds needed more et. cetera. The needs of a hellhound are endless. A hellhound on every television channel. A hellhound in every movie. Nothing but hellhound music for hellhounds and those who wish to be hellhounds. That is almost worse than being a hellhound. At least a hellhound does not want to be a hellhound. A hellhound does not want to be a hellhound so badly she will rape everyone who is not a hellhound just so that she might not be reminded that she is a hellhound. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no hellhound had ever been. There are few places like this left in the world. When the hellhound was freed the world became the hellhound's slave.

The tumult of the hellhounds grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no hellhounds ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the houndstained streets and wait in subway overrun by hellhounds. Every hellhound looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as hellhounds, knew what I, as not a hellhound, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were hellhounds or hellpups. Each hellhound stared at the other hellhounds with the suspicion that infects every hellhound due to the violence inherent in each hellhound and no one knows what a hellhound is capable of more than a hellhound. That is why hellhounds always leer as they do, for hellhounds assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a hellhound's.

>> No.25907787

>>25906976
Go back to your containment board, filthy tourist.

>> No.25907818

Even if you can't see her, Gazer can see you.

>> No.25907861

>>25907818
So she's santa claus?

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>>25905529

>> No.25908068
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25908068

>Soon

>> No.25908088

>>25907946
It takes a lot of money or some high combat skills to acquire dragon maids.
That or you captured some loli dragons somehow.

>> No.25908247
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Spoopy snow ghost

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>> No.25908287

>>25905219
I like the first idea

>> No.25908332

>>25908247
I use flamethrower

>> No.25908473

>>25908259
Way too hairy pussy for my linking.

>> No.25908538

>>25908473
different flavors for different folks

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25908565

>>25908332

>> No.25908576

>>25908259
i didn't saw the pussy earlier,should i delete it?

>> No.25908612

>>25908576
I think you'll be fine. But in the end it's up to you if you wanna do it.

>> No.25908650

>>25908538
Are you saying that people here are allowed to have different opinions? Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.25908739

>>25900139
I'm in love with puppies!

>> No.25908761

>>25905149
I'm fine with a Soldier Beetle meido

>> No.25908775

>>25908473
>>25908538
Come to think of it, how hairy/not hairy would you like your waifus pubes to be?
Nothing at all? Some? Wild? In a pattern? Minimal?

>> No.25908834

>>25908775
I dont think echidnas are hairy beside their lovely mane of green hair

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25908854

>>25908259

>> No.25908891

>>25908775
Her species never had hair in the first place. As an MG, she has gained luxurious ebony locks, along with a big fluffy tail.
Her crotch is hairless, as God intended.

>> No.25908909

>>25908834
I think they can have some hair. Either in a small heart pattern or just some minimal pubes.
I want to watch a echidna give birth.

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>> No.25909148

>>25908068

can you knock her up in the new game?

>> No.25909194

>>25909136
Very expensive fish

>> No.25909203
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25909203

>>25908909
You mean lay eggs.

>> No.25909290
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25909290

Defeating a dragon and taking her home as your prize!

>> No.25909342

>>25909290
That looks more like she's scared of a spider or something

>> No.25909354

>>25909290
My waifu says it's okay for me to gain harem members, so long as I defeat them both in bed and in single combat.

>> No.25909378

>>25909290
dumb lizard

>> No.25909422

>>25909136
korean fish for sale!

>> No.25909436

>>25909290
I want to rescue a dragon from the bitchy princess that can't stop complaining about the living conditions in her cell

>> No.25909488

>>25909290
I thought dragons were big

>> No.25909522

>>25909203
Yes.
Fathers day when you have a echidna wife must be really... interesting.

>> No.25909571

>>25865889
https://youtu.be/WwSKY4P6AJk

>> No.25909572
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>> No.25909600

>>25909488
They start of small. Didn't Spyro teach you this?

>> No.25909748

>>25909572
Does sticking a beer between an undead's meaty chest keep it cold?

>> No.25909774
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25909774

Sento is a pink kappa.

>> No.25909776

Do you brush your wife's hair? Does she even have hair? What does she think about your hair?

>> No.25909777

Demon boss says you can take a maximum of three onahole breaks between work hours but they have to be quick about it because you want to get out early by not wasting work time, right?

>> No.25909814

>>25909776
Yes
Yes
It burns too easily

>> No.25909844

>>25909748
Fat is a decent insulator, so probably.

>> No.25909873

>>25909354
As it should be.

>>25909572
Lich-san is lewd.

>> No.25909877

>>25909777
I bet your coworkers and the boss herself would "accidentally" keep walking in on you during these breaks.

>> No.25909939

>>25909776
She mostly takes care of it herself. It's long, soft, fluff, strong when braided so it's good for pulling during sex. She's no kej, but I wouldn't mind being draped in her hair.

>> No.25910001

>>25909748
>>25909844
How about sticking a beer between an undead loli's thick thighs?

>> No.25910002

>>25909877
thats why you dont take the break and just keep doing your job

>> No.25910072

>>25909877
>"Oh my. I thought those union mandated onaholes were one-size-fits-all, but it looks like you could use something a bit…bigger. Perhaps something more flexible?~"

>> No.25910153

I want to be tossed into the midst of a meeting for CCs who have been without a human boy for TOO LONG.

>> No.25910155

>>25910002
You're going to miss a lot of opportunities for favors from your coworkers and easy promotions though.

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>> No.25910196

>>25909873
I mean, the current size of the harem, not including the waifu, is zero. I'm still too weak of a fighter and my speed and endurance isn't enough to keep up with that damn squirrel.

>> No.25910219
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25910219

Does Mashiro count as a monster girl?

>> No.25910229

>>25910196
Get lifting and training.
Then you can conceivably achieve victories.

>> No.25910246

>>25903704
>don't like hellhounds
>hellhound doesn't rape me

>like gremlins
>trace back to gremlin and rape her

>> No.25910522

>>25896262
Sweet dude

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>>25910219
>who wants to fuck a dog in the ass?

>> No.25910574

>>25908068
Never ever

>> No.25910612

I wouldn't mind if a succubus just picked me up and carried me to her home and said that we're married now.

>> No.25910751
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>>25910558
Mashiro is a cat.

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>>25910612
I sure wouldn't resist a Succubus that could pick me up and carry me all the way to her home.

>> No.25911164

>>25902702
Vampires, followed by Dhampirs

>> No.25911222

>>25905234
Contraceptives

>> No.25911337

>>25910574
That's what they said about the first one

>> No.25911348

>>25910751
that isn't her though

>> No.25911411

I can imagine some sort of immersion therapy from my waifu when we first meet. Something to get rid of my overwhelming unease surrounding physical contact, along with that general aura of gloom and melancholy.
>Tight but gentle hugs, holding me close until I stop squirming like a spaz
>Relaxation techniques like massages and hair brushing
>Simple, idle conversations over meals or boring TV

>> No.25911500

>>25909488
They can be whatever size they want to be

>> No.25911598
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Tailets are a disgrace to monsters everywhere. Naturally this includes kitsune with a bunch of smaller tails. What matters is how much mofu there is in total, and how good it makes you feel.

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25911795

Why are goblins so lewd?

>> No.25911966
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HORSE
PUSSY

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>>25910844
I assume a succubus could have super human strenght despite looking frail, that is a common fantasy trope

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>>25911966
TAIL
PUSSY

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>>25911998
I still prefer that they look the part.

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>>25911966
I still don't get why they don't have the human portion bend backward or even bend backward to the side. Horse necks can flex far enough to bite at an itch on the top of their croup which is pretty fucking flexible.

>> No.25912508

>>25911998
I want a super strong lilim to fall in love with me and just let me win despite me having no right to win what so ever.

>> No.25912779

>>25912508
Real mean work for their victories

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